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Brooklyn Brine: These guys make pickles in Gowanus Snubbed! — and that’s pretty darn Brooklyn. Not But they get our only do they have the gall to make an edi- BUILDING THE BRAND seal of approval ble product so near to a toxic waterway, New certiﬁ cation deﬁ nes what it means to be made in Brooklyn By Matthew Perlman but their flavors include whiskey The Brooklyn Paper sour and fennel beets. We think their The new “Brooklyn Made” certi- funky take on classic food is wor- fication is just getting off the ground, thy of a stamp. and it is up to individual companies Mark Jupiter: This guy is a cus- to apply for it. Still, the inaugural tom furniture maker in Dumbo who crop of certified-made-in-Brook- uses reclaimed mate- Branding lyn products had some glar- rial to create sweet Brooklyn ing oversights. Here is a looking places to list of companies so Brook- plop your keister lyn we can’t believe they and stow your stuff. By Matthew Perlman didn’t make the cut. It is the perfect mix of art The Brooklyn Paper and handiwork that we have come Just how Brooklyn is your com- Brooklyn Brew- to expect from designers working un- pany? ery: This was the biggest der the Brooklyn Bridge. And some That was the question the Brooklyn Brooklyn brand missing of the wood he uses has roots run- Chamber of Commerce posed to busi- from the list. We under- ning deep into the veins of borough nesses claiming to be Brooklyn to the stand that most of the beer history — such as redwood taken core. Its new “Brooklyn Made” certi- is made elsewhere, but from old water towers and heart pine fication is an effort to define exactly Steve Hindy and his salvaged from a defunct Brooklyn how Kings County a company is — crew bet on Brooklyn sugar refinery. with the “most Brooklyn” operations before everyone else This ubiquitous getting a gold star! knew how cool we Sweet’N Low: sweetener is made on Cum- At the top of the list was Michael’s are. And it is not like berland Street near the of Brooklyn, a national purveyor of all its beer comes from Navy Yard. The upstate — some tasty pasta sauces (or gravy, but that’s a story family operation for another day) whose owner said his brews come straight first started pack- outta Williamsburg. new designation separates him from aging the sweetener the posers. New York Shaving in 1957. We think it “So many products come on to the Company: This Benson- would be awesome if market that have nothing to do with hurst mom-and-pop makes hand– every one of those tiny pink packs Brooklyn,” said Michael Cacace, who blended shaving soaps, colognes, were to bear the “Brooklyn Made” runs Michael’s out of Sheepshead Bay. and shaving acces- logo. It would remind everyone who “They just slap a ‘Brooklyn’ label on sories that appeal uses the sugar substitute how sweet it.” to old-school Brooklyn is. Cacace knows there is a lot in a name, Photo by Jason Speakman Brooklynites Coney Island: Okay, so maybe especially for his sauces. WISH YOU WERE HERE: Boundless Brooklyn makes models of Brooklyn icons, including one of the and hipsters this would not be eligible for the seal “People want a piece of Brooklyn,” Kentile Floors sign, held here by the company’s co-founder David Shulman. For more on the little piece alike, with old- of approval offered by the Chamber he said. “Through our products and by of the old skyline, see story on page 10. sters looking to re- of Commerce. But we think that’s eating our foods.” capture the smooth- wrong. The thrills, chills, and weird The first crop of gold-certified A couple of bigger names landed of counter tops which operates out of Chamber’s panel then looked at a num- ness that only a straight razor can memories produced by a trip to the Brooklyn businesses included a cor- on the silver list, including the three- the Navy Yard. ber of factors to determine “Brook- produce, and newbies impressed People’s Playground can only be made nucopia of makers and shakers such as dimensional printing company Mak- To be eligible for a Brooklyn seal, lyn-ness” — and ranked companies as by shears used to trim their 19th- in Brooklyn. It gets our Brooklyn Brooklyn Soda Works, American Archi- erBot, which has offices Downtown companies had to be headquartered gold, silver, or bronze based on how century mustaches. Made stamp, without question. tectural Window, and a custom guitar and a production facility in Sunset in Brooklyn and make something, so much production is done in the bor- company called Femenella Custom. Park, and IceStone, a manufacturer service providers did not qualify. The See BRAND on page 10 Palace reclaiming its throne Revamped Kings Theater to reopen in Jan. By Noah Hurowitz director. “I really think people are doors in 1929, just months before The Brooklyn Paper going to fall in love with it.” the stock market crash that set off It is becoming a palace fit for Ace Theatrical Group made the Great Depression. Movie-go- Kings. a deal with the city in 2012 to ing was more of a high society The completely renovated restore the theater, with half of experience then, Wolf said, and Loew’s Kings Theatre will re- the funding coming from taxpay- the theater reflected that, dressed open in January after nearly 40 ers, and that deal authorized the to the nines with marble floors, years of neglect turned around by group to operate the Kings for walnut wood walls, and massive two years and $94-million worth 55 years. chandeliers modeled after those of elbow grease. Wolf predicted an eclectic mix in Paris’s opera house and the of programming at the Kings, Palace of Versailles.

And when audiences once Photo by Matt Lambros saying he hopes to cater to the A mainstay of Flatbush, it again stream through the doors (Left) The chandeliers at the Loew’s Kings Theatre, seen community as well as bringing closed in 1977, and time was of the new Kings Theatre, they in its heyday, weigh about 2,000 pounds each. (Above) in out-of-town acts to attract au- not kind to the shuttered movie will get a taste of its former op- Inside the theater today. The chandeliers are presumably diences from across the city. It house, leaving it a husk of its for- ulence, including a massive and being spruced up off-site. ornately decorated lobby, seven will host community and faith- mer self when construction began ing amount of the regal fitting re- said Wolf. “There was a hole in chandeliers weighing about a ton based events, musical acts span- in January 2013. Thieves had ab- mained in place, including much one side of the roof, and a section each, and lush red carpeting. ning genres, and any entertainer sconded with light fixtures, mil- of the original walnut walls and of the balcony had fallen.” kicked back to the new year. nal look and feel of the theater, “This was once the pride and who can fill its 3,000 — yes, 3,000 dew had destroyed drapes, and marble floors. Still, renovations We reported in March that the “Historical restoration is a but we are also updating and add- joy of the neighborhood,” said — seats, he said. water damage took its toll on much dragged on. theater was slated to reopen in complicated process,” Wolf said. ing new fixtures.” Matt Wolf, the theater’s executive The picture palace opened its of the plaster work. But a surpris- “It was in a bad state of decay,” November, but that has now been “We want to preserve the origi- — with Carla Sinclair STOPPING FOR SENIORS Beep wants crossing guards for older Brooklynites too

By Matthew Perlman The crosswalk workers cur- He also said he would like to The Brooklyn Paper rently put in around 20 hours see more guards on the streets if Crossing guards aren’t just for per week, and make an average possible. There are currently 883 kids anymore! of $15,000 a year, according to borough-wide , his office said. Brooklyn’s senior citizen pop- the union that represents them. The Beep wants his plan to ulation will be able to live even And with new contracts about to become part of the city’s Vision longer if a plan to let the city’s be negotiated, a union head said Zero initiative, which hopes to re- army of crossing guards leave this plan is a chance for guards to duce pedestrian fatalities to zero. their posts after the morning cash in while helping out. That plan cites being struck by “This initiative would get them school rush and head to high- a vehicle as the second-leading more hours,” said Donald Nes- traffic geezer areas to help old- cause of injury-related death for bit, vice president of the munici- seniors. And it notes that such in- timers cross dangerous intersec- pal employee union’s local chap- cidents account for a third of pe- tions comes to fruition. ter. “It will help them out, it will Borough President Adams says destrian traffic deaths.

Photo by Jason Speakman also help out seniors.” the plan to turn the street-traf- Adams is sending letters to the Bklyn Air’s 40-stories-up pool is high and dry at the moment. The plan, announced by Adams fic controllers into full-time em- ahead of a lunch honoring Brook- mayor and the police commis- ployees would extend the lives of Two-hundred-and-two people lyn seniors at Borough Hall last sioner asking them to consider those that move slower and don’t aged 65 and up were killed by Thursday, would move the school using the guards to help, and says have the eyesight they used to, cars in Brooklyn between 2003 crossing guards from their nor- for Brooklyn oldsters, it could be Swimming in the clouds and many seniors agree. and 2012, according to a study mal posts to intersections near a matter of life and death. “It’s a big issue for us,” said conducted by the Tri-State Trans- nursing homes and senior cen- “We want to continue to have 72-year-old Clinton Hill resident portation Campaign, a regional ters while kids are in class. the highest number of seniors that D’town tower offers boro-ﬁ rst roof pool Dorothy Howard. “Seniors will car-critic group. Adams claims “School crossing guards can live to be over 100,” Adams said. feel safer with someone helping the new plan will help get that become senior crossing guards,” “And they can’t do that if they’re By Matthew Perlman cluding the pool, gym, deck, and very notion of a heated pool is them.” number down. said Adams. being struck by vehicles.” The Brooklyn Paper lounge, all with a view. The fea- piquing people’s interest. It’s like doing laps on air. tures will be open to all of the “Everyone loves the idea of a A new luxury rental building building’s tenants, said one of the pool,” Makdulina said. Downtown offers tenants will- folks branding the place. Around a quarter of the building to fork over from $2,300 to “We want everyone to be able ing has already been leased, with Tourism is looking up $8,500 the ultimate answer to to share in the experience,” said studios being the most popular, the beloved Double-D — a pool Andrew Barrocas, the building’s per management. All the apart- 40 stories up that lets you take a marketing chief. ments feature 10-foot ceilings, Cops: Russian just strolled to top of dip while soaking up sun high For those who feel safer a bit oak floors, quartz counter tops, above the county of Kings. closer to the ground, there’s also and stainless steel appliances. Brooklyn Bridge for cellphone pics “We wanted to capitalize on a fourth-floor terrace that fea- The building is also set to have our views and location,” said tures a king-sized chessboard a 24-hour doorman, bike stor- By Matthew Perlman said. Police responded with air, boat, Kevin Lalezarian, a principal with pieces as big as the players, age, and drop-off laundry. The Brooklyn Paper and ground units as the daring dope of Lalezarian Properties, which though it hasn’t arrived yet. Lalezarian has been investing That’s no observation deck. reached the top of the 276-foot tower, owns the newly dubbed Bklyn About 15 tenants have al- in Downtown properties since Police arrested a man they said then walked back and forth on the deck Air, formerly the Oro 2, on Gold ready moved in, and another 2007 and now owns 800 units in climbed up a support cable of the Brook- taking pictures with his cellphone, cops Street between Johnson and Til- 20 are set to arrive in the com- the area, and says he is proud of lyn Bridge on Sunday afternoon to take said. A helicopter hovered next to the lary streets. “And to give residents ing weeks, according to lease the part he has played in mak- pictures from the top of the Brooklyn- fellow as he walked back down the same something different.” director Diana Makdulina. The ing the neighborhood’s recent side tower. cable into the waiting arms of officers,

The 255–unit skyscraper move-ins come as construction population boom. Photo by Stefano Giovannini An officer saw the 24-year-old Rus- who slapped cuffs on him at 12:38 pm, includes studio and one-, two-, on the lobby and rooftop is not “People come here because A Russian tourist climbed one of the support sian who is staying at a Manhattan ho- according to police. and three-bedroom apartments expected to be finished for an- they want to be here,” he said. cables of the Brooklyn Bridge and reached the tel starting up the cable at 12:15 pm, The wanderer did not cause any that feature “sky amenities” in- other six weeks. Even so, the “It’s a first choice.” 276-foot tower on the Brooklyn side on Sunday. and radioed for support, the authorities See BRIDGE on page 4 2 AWP The Brooklyn Paper • www.BrooklynPaper.com • (718) 260-2500 August 29–September 4, 2014

“Empowering Young Women Through Education Since 1905” Sun systems D’town company pitches a solar-powered internet By Matthew Perlman The Brooklyn Paper The next Hurricane Sandy 350 East 56th Street – New York, NY 10022 is going to be a Bloc party. That’s what BlocPower, 212-688-1545 one of the 27 finalists for a chunk of a $30 million Eco- nomic Development Corpo- Come and explore all that Cathedral has to offer you! ration grant, hopes, anyway. The money is meant to de- velop tools that will help get small businesses on their feet faster after a disaster, and the energy efficiency company is run out of the New Photo by Elizabeth Graham York University Polytechnic Eye on technology and BlocPower’s Donnel Baird, Morris Cox, and James Hendon are developing a School of Engineering’s Ur- innovation in Brooklyn mesh network that could run entirely on the power of the sun. ban Future Lab, which focuses on research for sustain- net. The network’s self-suffi- the city really needed to in- get back to work quickly,” residential building. Partici- able cities. The company’s ciency means it would be more crease resiliency,” said Da- he said. pants will break into groups, proposal combines an auton- than a bad-weather fallback, vid Gilford, Economic De- Techno Files come up with ideas for po- omous communication net- Baird said. It could mean an velopment Corporation vice litically minded posts, then work — similar to the mesh end to reliance on traditional president. “These small busi- Speaking of the Urban Fu- present them and vote on network in Red Hook — with service providers such as Ve- nesses can’t handle being ture Lab, the business incu- which is best. a solar power supply. rizon or Time Warner. closed for an extended pe- bator has been declared a tax- • • • OPEN HOUSE “Independent solar power “It’s technology that al- riod of time.” free zone by Gov. Andrew And lastly, a no-tech in a network is really impor- ready exists and should be The program, called Resil- Cuomo — meaning that com- techno file. Congregation Sunday, October 19, 2014 tant for resiliency,” Baird used more widely in Brook- iency Innovations for a Stron- panies getting off the ground B’nai Avraham in Brooklyn said. “As we experienced lyn,” he said. ger Economy, saw 100 entries there have a 10-year get-out- Heights is throwing a block 12 – 3 PM during the hurricane, it be- In non-crisis times, the so- from companies of all differ- of-taxes-free card. The des- party and asking attendees comes really difficult to lar panels will reduce energy ent sizes. The grants will range ignation is part of the state’s from plugged-in Downtown Last tour will be given at 2:30 PM manage emergency situa- costs for the businesses that from $500,000 to $10 million, SUNY Tax-free Areas to Re- and the surrounding area to tions when communication host them and the localized depending on the scope of the vitalize and Transform Up- leave the smartphones, lap- state NY program, which as TACHS lines go down.” network can help monitor en- proposal. The BlocPower plan, tops, and e-readers at home. Visit our website at www.cathedralhs.org With the electric grid ergy efficiency, he said. which would reach about 275 the name implies is mostly fo- The “unplugging” is meant # 202 knocked out, the solar pan- BlocPower is looking at businesses, would cost roughly cused on State University of to offer a modern reminder els would continue to power the feasibility of implement- $4 million. New York campuses outside of what the Jewish shabbat the network, which would con- ing the project in Canarsie Infrastructure to keep the the city, but has now found is all about, with festivities sist of computers in a neigh- and Brownsville, but focused lights on, the floodwaters out, its way to Downtown. for the eye-strain-weary be- 7th and 8th graders are invited to come spend a day at Cathedral. borhood connected through its proposal on far-off areas in and the lines of communi- • • • ginning at 5 pm on Remsen Visit our website for more information. nodes, according to the plan. Queens and Staten Island. cation open is key to help- Political bloggers will come Street between Clinton and The juice would allow peo- Sandy, which affected an ing businesses recover, Gil- together in real life for a low- Henry streets and including Accredited by the Middle States Association of Colleges & Schools ple to communicate directly estimated 23,400 small busi- ford said. tech writers’ “hack-athon” in a barbecue dinner, a perfor- within the network’s geo- nesses, was a wake-up call, “After Sandy the busi- October. The blogging plat- mance by Hasidic pop singer graphic footprint. It would also according to the city’s pro- nesses that were able to get form Politicus is hosting the Moshe Hecht, and, if the web- be enough to power satellite business arm. access to phone, data, and shindig in the common area site art is any indication, antennas to pull in the inter- “Sandy made it clear that energy services were able to of an undisclosed Downtown plenty of wine. Blinded by the lights Kids: East River State Park too bright

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had keys to the school be- 68TH PRECINCT tween Marcy and Harrison Bay Ridge–Dyker Heights avenues. The crook scored Cops: Suspect swipes toy dolls and shirts Stolen oldie 74 laptops in all and there was no sign of forced entry, Two schemers posing ing that the guy had tried cops said. 84TH PRECINCT Train gang Car crisis as National Grid workers Police arrested three teens to spray-paint the bike so Auto owners reported conned their way into an Tithing Brooklyn Heights– — and are looking for three it did not look like it was POLICE BLOTTER four car thefts in the area 87-year-old woman’s Oving- A ruthless robber broke DUMBO–Boerum Hill– more — who they say beat part of the bike-share pro- this week, according to the ton Avenue home and stole into an apartment on Have- Downtown up and robbed a passenger on gram, according to a police Find more online every Wednesday at authorities. $7,000 in cash from her on meyer Street on Aug. 17 and Cops nabbed an alleged the D train on Aug. 12. report. Cops contacted Cit- BrooklynPaper.com/blotter • A 59-year-old owner of Aug. 8, per the NYPD. stole two roommates’ valu- crook with strange taste af- The 21-year-old victim iBike, confirmed that the a 1997 Toyota Corolla said The pair showed up at the ables while they were at ter he supposedly chucked said he was riding a Man- two-wheeler was stolen, he left his ride at the corner woman’s doorstep between church, police recounted. a rock through the door of hattan-bound D train at 3:50 and arrested the man, of- • One took a man’s bag as ney places, cops said. of DeKalb and Willoughby 13th and 14th avenues in When the roommates got a Joralemon Street candy am when a group of young- ficers stated. he played soccer at the pier One of the schemers ap- avenues at 2:30 pm on Aug. Dyker Heights at 12:38 pm home to their apartment be- store on Aug. 15 and stole sters approached him near • Police arrested another on Aug. 7, police said. proached the older woman 16. He returned 45 minutes and said they needed to check tween Borinquen Place and two dolls and some chil- the DeKalb Avenue station, man for allegedly stealing a The 26-year-old ball- at 10 pm, tapped her on the later and it was gone, police her water, polices said. One Third Street at11:30 pm, player said he left his bag dren’s shirts. which is at the corner of Flat- CitiBike from a dock at the shoulder, and asked if she reported. fraudster flashed an ID, and they discovered the cold- near the fence while he Workers at the sweet spot bush Avenue Extension. corner of Elizabeth Place and could use her phone, police • A 45-year-old woman the victim let them in even hearted crook absconded was playing soccer on the between Court Street and The group punched him in Fulton Street on July 30. reported. Then the other thief said she parked her 2000 though she couldn’t read the with a $4,000 engagement pier from 7 pm until 9 pm. Boerum Place said the ac- the face, then took his wallet, Cops said the 21-year-old grabbed the phone from the Lexus at noon the same day ID without her glasses, she ring, a two MacBooks, and When the game was done he cused threw a rock through phone, and backpack, then removed the bike sometime senior’s hand, and they both on Clermont Avenue between told police. two Mac chargers. noticed his bag had disap- the glass door at 3:55 am, and hopped off the train, accord- after 2 pm. They found the ran down Sidney Place to- Greene Avenue and Fulton The mountebank meter peared, cops said. The bag Bar none took two Ted dolls, one a lim- ing to a police report. guy on Aug. 1 in Prospect wards State Street, a report Street. She came to retrieve men had the octogenarian contained a cellphone, credit, A night owl stole a wom- ited edition model dressed Cops found three teens Lefferts Gardens at 2:43 pm, says. the vehicle on Aug. 19 at 8:19 turn all the faucets on in and debit cards, according to an’s wallet out of her purse in a tuxedo, and six little in the station, a 14-year-old and suspected the CitiBike am, and it was nowhere to her home and abruptly left, an NYPD report. in a crowded bar on Hooper shirts. and two 15-year-olds, who did not belong to him, po- 88TH PRECINCT be found, cops said. a report states. After they de- • Another soccer player’s Street on Aug. 17, according The merchandise is worth the victim identified as be- lice reported. The bike-share • An antisocial auto-phile parted, the woman noticed bag went for a walk from the Fort Greene–Clinton Hill to the NYPD. $270, according to the store. ing among his attackers, the program confirmed that it drove off in a third auto from that cash was missing from same field on Aug. 15, law en- The 29-year-old victim Cops showed up and cuffed report says. Three more got did not, and police arrested Jarring its Clermont Avenue park- a makeup box and the top forcement officials said. said she had her purse on her the 33-year-old suspect. away, cops said. him, according to the au- A DeKalb Avenue store ing spot between Aug. 20 drawer of her nightstand, The 34-year-old player shoulder the whole night but Crude pick-up CitiBike swipes thorities. clerk accidentally hit a cus- and 22, according to a re- police said. Tech taking said he was on the field from tomer in the face with a jar port. The 78-year-old owner when she went to close her A crook stole a man’s tools Cops made two arrests 7 pm until 10 pm, and when of peanut butter while try- Jewelry jacker tab at 4:15 am, she realized An opportunistic thief of the 2006 Toyota Camry from his truck while it was in two separate incidents the game was over he noticed ing to throw it at a man he A trinket was stolen from her Louis Vuitton wallet was grabbed 10 computers from told cops he parked between parked on Willoughby Street involving CitiBikes in the his sack was gone, too. It con- was arguing with on Aug. a Bay Ridge jewelry store af- stolen along with $650. an Adams Street classroom Willoughby and Myrtle av- on Aug. 11, police said. precinct this week. Here’s tained $50 in cash, debit and 14, cops said. ter a man walked in asking to sometime between Aug. 5 enues at 11:30 pm on Aug. Rough old road The handy, 45-year-old how they stack up: credit cards, a cellphone, and The worker was arguing take a look at an engagement and 11, cops said. 20, and went to get it at 9 A senior citizen suffered truck owner said he locked • Cops cuffed a man who a pair of sneakers, the au- with the guy inside the bo- ring, then f led band in hand An employee of the school am two days later, but had injuries after standing up to up the vehicle between Law- they say stole a CitiBike thorities related. dega between S. Portland Av- on Aug. 20, officers said. between Johnson and Tillary no luck. a purse snatcher who tried to rence and Bridge streets at from its dock at the corner enue and S. Oxford Street at The thief entered a shop streets left the desktop com- Behind you! • The fourth car, a 1999 rob her on Heyward Street 2 pm, and when he returned of Willoughby and Duffield 9:40 am, according to a po- on 86th Street between Bat- puters in an unlocked class- A quick-moving goon Honda Civic, disappeared on Aug. 18, then dragged an hour later the doors had streets on Aug. 7. lice report. The ornery cus- tery and Seventh avenues in room at 2:30 pm on Aug. 5, swiped a man’s bag on from S. Oxford Street on her behind his car when she been tampered with and his Police said the 60-year- tomer chucked something at Bay Ridge at 11:20 am ask- according to cops. He found DeKalb Avenue on Aug. 12 Aug. 22, officials said. The wouldn’t let go, law enforce- tools taken. old man removed the bike the clerk and he returned fire ing to see engagement rings, them gone on Aug. 11 at 11:30 while his back was turned, 39-year-old owner told police ment officials said. The burglar made off with sometime after 12:19 pm. with the peanut butter, but hit but once he got his mitts on am, law enforcement offi- according to a police re- he parked the buggy between The 69-year-old woman two drills and a hydraulic They found him at 8:20 pm a 19-year-old woman stand- one, he bolted from the store cials said. port. Lafayette and DeKalb ave- held onto her pocketbook as crimper, cops said. in Sunset Park after notic- The 25-year-old man re- ing nearby instead, the re- nues at 1 am, and that when and skedaddled down Fifth Avenue, police said. a galoot in a sedan pulled Resume wrecker ported that he was stand- port says. he returned at 11 am, it too up near Wythe Avenue at A degenerate stole a wom- ing between Fleet Street The woman walked across had been taken. This is the fourth such in- Affordable Family Dentistry cident in as many weeks in 4:40 pm and tried to snatch an’s wallet from her bag as and Flatbush Avenue Ex- the street to the Brooklyn Knife weather her stuff. The fiend dragged in modern pleasant surroundings she used the computer in a Hospital Center for treat- the 68th Precinct, police re- tension at 6:30 pm when he A knife-wielding wacko the woman on the ground as job center on Bond Street on put his bag down and turned ment, police said. ports show. State of the Art Sterilization (autoclave) robbed a woman on S. Port- he tried to drive away but Aug. 12, the authorities re- around. Blade raider Emergencies treated promptly Coffee shock land Avenue on. Aug. 19, the she kept holding on, a reported. When he turned back, the An armed robber held up authorities said. Two villains with a box- port states. Special care for children & anxious patients The 27-year-old victim bag was no more, he said. Un- a Fulton Street cafe on Aug. The victim said she was cutter robbed two women When the no-goodnik WE NOW ACCEPT OXFORD said she was in the center fortunately for him, the sto- walking in Shore Road Park finally released her purse • Tooth Bleaching (whitening) 22 and bagged cash and a walking towards Hanson between Fulton and Livings- len bag contained $1,100 in Place from Atlantic Av- on Aug. 17, police stated. — and her — he sped off • Cosmetic Dentistry, Porcelain Facings & Inlays, Bonding ton streets at 11 am when she cash, $700 in Foot Locker gift laptop, police said. Crowns & Bridges (Capping) enue when the fiend ap- The ladies were strolling on Heyward Street, offi- cards, and debit and credit Customers reported they • Painless, Non-Surgical Gum Treatment noticed the wallet had van- proached her. through the park near Bay cers said. • Root Canal • Extractions • Dentures • Cleanings cards, according to police. were in the cafe between ished. The billfold contained “I want to take your Ridge Parkway in Bay Ridge • Implant Dentistry • Fillings (tooth colored) $50 in cash and a debit card, Grand and Classon avenues, Takeout • Stereo headphones • Analgesia (Sweet air) Bicyclist beaten at 9:35 pm when the goon bag,” the robber suppos- at 10:40 pm when a pair of cops said. punks flashed a blade and A goon stole a woman’s Dr. Jeffrey M. Kramer A pair of punks punched barged in with a handgun edly said. valuables from her locker Park problems a man off his bike on Ad- demanding money. The lowlife pointed a knife said “Give me your cellphone. 544 Court Street, Carroll Gardens There will be no problem,” at a restaurant on Maujer 624-5554 624-7055 Lowlifes filched soccer ams Street on Aug. 14 and He ordered one patron at her, took her bag, and ran Street on Aug. 18, officers U yanked away his ride, wal- down S. Portland back to- a police report states. Convenient Office Hours & Ample Parking players’ bags from Pier 5 in to put cash in a bag, offi- reported. Brooklyn Bridge Park, ac- let, and cellphone, accord- cers stated. wards Atlantic, according The lowlifes took a back- and insurance plans accommodated pack with a wallet and a cell- The woman said she cording to reports. ing to police. “I don’t want to kill any- to an NYPD account. The phone before fleeing, law en- locked up her purse in a The 62-year-old victim one,” he jeered, accord- bag contained two pairs of forcement officials said. locker at the restaurant be- said he was riding his bike ing to the authorities, then glasses, and a debit and a tween Waterbury Street and towards the Brooklyn Bridge pointed the piece at a fel- credit card, the report says. Bandit busted Morgan Avenue. When she at 5:50 am when the two rap- low tapping away on a lap- Visitor violated Police arrested a suspect checked it at 5 am, she real- scallions attacked him from top and ordered him to put Someone snatched a wal- in a separate box-cutter-re- ized a bandit had stolen her behind at the corner of Ad- it in the sack, too. let from a Nebraska-native’s lated robbery at the corner Michael Kors purse, the keys ams and Sands streets. The customers complied purse while she road the G of Fifth Avenue and 73rd to her motorcycle, an Apple The cyclist fell from his and the villain scrammed, train on Aug. 18, authorities Street on Aug. 22, accord- iPod, and her wallet. The lock bike when the louts punched police said. reported. ing to a report. and locker were still intact, him in the face, cops said. The 28-year-old told po- The victim was walking according to a report. They then relieved him of his Bag grabs lice she got on the train in on the sidewalk at 10:10 pm ride and some other items and A pair of thieves snatched Facebook foes Manhattan at 1:30 am, trans- when the alleged attacker vamoosed, according to Po- two unattended bags in two Three losers attacked a ferred to a G train in Brook- busted out his blade and told lice Department officials. Fort Greene establishments 17-year-old on Clymer Street lyn, and rode it to the Clin- him, “Give me everything in on Aug. 21, law enforcement your pockets,” per cops. on Aug. 21 when the teen was Trouble in store officials said.. ton-Washington station on headed to befriend a woman Cops arrested one man the corner of Lafayette and The accused then started The 23-year-old owner of choking his victim and he met on Facebook, law en- who they say helped rob the first purse left it alone Waverly avenues. forcement officials said. a Bond Street bodega of a She noticed the wallet took $160 from the victim’s inside a bar on Lafayette pocket, police said. Cops can- The youngster went to an bunch of food from on Aug. Avenue between S. Elliott missing when she got home, apartment near Bedford Av- 10. according to a police report. vassed the area and picked Place and S. Portland Ave- up a 23-year-old on suspi- enue at 2:30 pm and one of The 43-year-old clerk said nue at 7:30 pm, officers said. The wallet contained credit the schemers invited the teen- four men came into the store and debit cards, one of which cion of the crime, officers She saw two women come recounted. Police recovered ager upstairs, then another between State and Schermer- in, take the purse, and take someone charged $200, the pulled a knife on him, and horn streets at 12:56 am. report says. $160 in cash from the suspect, off, a report says. The victim according to the authorities. a third took his stuff. “Don’t move or I’ll shoot told cops she saw the bandits Bus-ted you. Let my boys take what — Max Jaeger Lug flee on Fulton Street heading A cunning thief stole a they want,” the suspect said A crook stole tires and back towards S. Portland. woman’s wallet out of her as another man blocked the rims from a car on Sha- An hour later a 51-year- purse while she road a B38 90TH PRECINCT door, according to officers. ron Street on Aug. 24, po- old woman told cops she was bus on Aug. 19, cops said. Southside–Bushwick The guys took some food lice said. sitting in a restaurant a block The 39-year-old passenger and left, according to a police Personal use The vehicle, parked be- away on Fulton Street, be- said she was riding the bus report. Cops looked at sur- A thief stole laptops worth tween Morgan Avenue and tween S. Elliott Place and at 5:30 pm and knew she had veillance footage of the rob- $111,000 from a school on Olive Street, was held up by S. Portland, when the rov- the wallet, which contained bery and arrested a 27-year- Hooper Street between Aug. concrete blocks when the ing outlaws strolled in and debit and credit cards. Some- old for the food heist four 15 and Aug. 19, according 50-year-old owner came grabbed her handbag, which one bumped into her during to officers. across it at 9 am, cops said. () ( days later, the report says. was hanging on the back of * - ,''-* - &,''-* the ride, and when she got off Police say several people — Vanessa Ogle $',''* - .,''-* Talk and take her chair, cops stated. the bus 15 minutes later at #$%&%'$' A couple of cold-hearted This time the crooks ran the corner of Lafayette and " !""! ladies took a 67-year-old outside and jumped in a car, Washington avenues she no- woman’s cellphone on the according to the Police De- ticed the theft, per cops. corner of Aitken and Sid- partment. — Matthew Perlman BRIDGE... Continued from page 1 the culprits and their motive. damage or attempt to re- Hours after police removed move anything from the the white flags, Borough bridge, cops said. Prosecu- President Adams called the tors charged him with reck- act terrorism and offered a less endangerment, trespass- $5,000 reward for informa- ing, and disorderly conduct. tion leading to the prank- The former two charges are sters’ arrest. misdemeanors and the latter The latest breach of bridge is a violation. security prompted the Beep The charges carry a max- to call for heightened penal- imum of a year in prison and ties for trespassers. a judge set the guy’s bail at “It is clear that we are $5,000 on Monday, accord- not doing enough to pre- ing to police. The New York vent foolish selfie-takers Daily News reported he could and statement-makers from not muster the funds and so putting themselves and oth- remained in jail on Monday ers in harm’s way,” he said afternoon. in a statement, adding that Police ramped up bridge state Sen. 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MUSIC Photo by Dave Mitchell / Plastic Jesus Roots and all New York City is going back to its roots. Members and friends of local musical in- stitution the Roots will take part in a series of four shows at the Bell House in Gowanus this September called “Old New York Live.” The shows will harken back to an earlier period in the city’s musical history, when performers of all styles and backgrounds rubbed shoulders, (718) 260–2500 The Brooklyn Paper’s essential guide to the Borough of Kings Aug. 29–Sept. 4, 2014 according to the organizer. “This is going to be a throwback to the old style of New York, where all kinds of different artists would be in the same room and just vibe out,” said rapper Karl Dice Jenkins. “We’re going to have a real eclectic mix of stuff.” Jenkins, who also goes by his emcee name Dice Raw, is a longtime associate of the Roots ,and he still operates out of the band’s native Philadelphia. The series kicks off Sept. 2 with performances by Roots spin-off band the Dust Rays, Chekhov’s shun! singer-songwriter Milton, and Young Pandas — a synth-heavy rhythm and blues outfit from New England. Jenkins decided to create “Old New York Clinton Hill play has ‘poor door’ for cheap-ticket holders Live” after watching videos of Sammy Davis Jr. performing and hanging out at the legendary Manhattan nightclub Studio 54. He said it By Max Jaeger THEATER brought to mind an image of New York as a The Brooklyn Paper place where people from all walks of life would “Three Sisters” (259 Wash- cross paths with each other, and he wanted to his is one to Chekhov your ington Ave. between Deka- recreate that — on stage. bucket list. lb and Myrtle avenues in Jenkins was cagey about describing the event T An experimental the- Clinton Hill, www.highlyim- in too much detail, but he promised a broad, ater group is staging an im- practicaltheatre.org) Sept. 4–28 at 5 pm. 99¢–$99. genre-spanning program, including perfor- mersive production of Anton mances by disc jockeys, rappers, and perfor- Chekhov’s “Three Sisters” that mance artists — alongside Roots members and will allow audience members But as part of McKelahan’s collaborators such as Captain Kirk Douglas, choose their experience — and social experiment, Highly Im- Tarik “Black Thought” Trotter, Mark Kelley, their ticket price — in the shut- practical Theatre’s version is set and Ray Angry. tered parish hall of a Clinton in a dystopian near-future where But what he held back in details, he made Hill church. Admission ranges Brooklyn is devoid of culture and up for in optimistic bravado. from the 99-cent “serf ticket” to is instead occupied by police. “You can expect to have your life changed,” $99 “tsar ticket.” Big spenders “It’s set in 2040 in Brooklyn Jenkins said. “People who come to this show get the royal treatment, but the to explore issues America faces are going to walk out a different person than folks in the cheap seats have to today but compounded,” McK- when they came in.” enter through a separate “poor elahan said. “The educated peo- door” and serve more affluent ple have fled Brooklyn. There is “Old New York Live” at the Bell House [149 theatergoers. extreme class division, wealth 7th St. between Second and Third avenues, “It’s as much an interpre- inequality, and deterioration. (718) 643–6510, www.thebellhouseny.com.] Sept. 2, 9, 16, and 30 at 8:30 pm. $10. tation of Chekhov as a social Instead of ushers, police will — Noah Hurowitz experiment,” said Highly Im- patrol the aisles.” practical Theatre director Elana Still, the plot revolves around McKelahan. a house party, and the three-hour In between the two extremes production promises singing, SHOW are tickets for the proletariat dancing, and a totally unique ($15), bourgeoisie ($25), and experience. Scenes take place aristocracy ($50) — the for- in different rooms across three mer also has to take the poor floors, so social status will de- door and will be patted down termine where an audience Dolly house upon entering, but the latter two member is when a given event are spared the indignity. The goes down — think “Sleep No And they will always love her. aristocracy and tsars get gratis More” with a caste system. A group of Brooklyn entertainers is throwing booze to boot. Serfs and tsars “Certain scenes may take a big bash at Littlefield in Gowanus on Sept. 5 also play minor roles in the play, place simultaneously,” McKela- to celebrate everything Dolly Parton. so tickets are limited. han said. “You will get a full ex- “I grew up attracted to her over-the-top, The original play is about a perience regardless, but it will high-glitz femininity,” said show organizer and late-19th-century Muscovite be different.” emcee Bevin Branland- family’s degradation and dis- But don’t feel like you’ll get the ingham. “Dolly Parton solution after a decade living short end of the stick if you can’t is her own gender.” in uncultured provincial Russia pony up for the $99 experience. “Dollypalooza” will — a process accelerated by an “We’ve built in a signifi- be a variety show featur-

adulterous sister-in-law’s mach- Laura S. Keller cant discount for those who ing drag acts, burlesque, inations to dispossess them of Sister act: Actors Akyiaa Wilson, Carolina Do, and Eliza Simpson play the titular three sisters want to return to catch other and live music inspired their home. in Highly Impractical Theatre’s immersive play. parts,” McKelahan said. by the iconic country diva. But it is not just a look-a-like contest, said Photo by Jason Speakman But don’t expect a theatri- Branlandingham. cal version of “Hoarders” — “I did not want to aesthetic of everyone to the piece is an abstract inter- be a blonde bombshell who is 5' 1" with huge pretation of hoarding, rather breasts,” said Branlandingham. “I wanted peo- than a realistic representa- ple to be bombshells in whatever way connects Hoarding around tion of the disease, the art- to them, whether it is gender bending or oth- ists explained. erwise pushing the envelope.” “It is not this piece of re- Branlandingham was inspired to put on the Crown Heights gallery shows art alism,” said Avery. “This is all-Dolly show went she went to Tennessee to visual poetry of what this visit the Dollywood theme park and ended up at life is like.” a “Night of 1,000 Dollys” show at a bar. installation inspired by hoarders The artists plan to limit Bedford-Stuyvesant singer Camille Atkin- their materials to the seem- son plans to perform acapella versions of two By Vanessa Ogle The piece is still in the ingly meaningless objects Dolly Parton songs on the night. Right now, her The Brooklyn Paper ART works, but the artists said that many hoarders keep. frontrunning choices are “Jolene” and “Light of a Clear, Blue Morning.” “It is very difﬁ cult to it will feature them as two “It is primarily newspaper, his performance will keep…” at Five Myles characters, surrounded by string, tape — some kind of “When she was a little girl, she went into have it all — literally. Gallery [558 Saint Johns clutter. ubiquitous objects that peo- town and saw a woman with a small waist and On Aug. 28, Five Pl. between Classon The work is inspired by ple hold,” said Smith. big hair and high heels and said, ‘I want to be T and Franklin avenues Myles gallery in Crown real-life hoarders, includ- By using plain, everyday that when I grow up’,” said Atkinson. “I can in Crown Heights, (718) definitely identify with that.” Heights will host a new in- 783–4438, www.ﬁ vem- ing the wealthy Collyer objects, the performance will stallation piece inspired by yles.org]. Aug. 28 at 7:30 brothers — who died in the highlight the idea of hoarding, The show will also feature a raffle of Dolly- notable New York hoard- pm. Free. Installation will late-1940s in their Harlem and the issues around it, rather related items, with the proceeds going to Par- ers. Artists Julia Smith and remain through Aug. 23. home, surrounded by more than focusing on particular ton’s Imagination Library, a program that pro- Eric F. Avery said the work, than 100 tons of trash — possessions, said Avery. motes early literacy. dubbed “It is very difficult ally the foreground in this and the Beales, a mother- “Our focus is more about Dollypalooza at Littlefield [622 Degraw St. to keep…,” will be a very vi- particular piece,” said Smith, daughter duo who lived in relationships rather than between Fourth and Third Avenues in Gow-

Photo by Elizabeth Graham sual and visceral representa- who lives in Ditmis Park. “It the Hamptons and were fea- stuff,” said Avery. “Our rela- anus, (718) 855–3388, www.littlefieldnyc.com]. It works on paper: Artists Julia M. Smith and Eric F. Avery tion of hoarding. is less what we’re doing or tured in the 1975 documen- tionships with each other, our Sept. 5 at 11 pm. $15–$20. prepare for their show at Five Myles gallery. “The background is actu- speaking or saying.” tary “Grey Gardens.” relationships for space.” — Danielle Furfaro

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Two for one deal REGISTRATION IS OPEN! GO TO OUR WEBSITE TODAY! Couple share role of transgender woman By Carla Sinclair for The Brooklyn Paper OPERA “As One” at the Brook- pening minds is a two- lyn Academy of Music, person job. Fisher Fishman Theater O “As One,” a new [651 Fulton St. between chamber opera premiering Rockwell Place and at the Brooklyn Academy of Ashland Place in Fort Greene, (718) 636–4100, Music on Sept. 4, is push- www.bam.org]. Sept. 4 ing boundaries in more ways and 6 at 7:30 pm, and than one. Not only does it Sept. 7 at 3 pm. $25. tell the story of a transgender character transitioning takes to be that person.” from male to female, but the “Hannah after” will be role will be shared simulta- played by Grammy Award- neously by a male and a fe- winning mezzo-soprano male singer. Sasha Cooke — who also “Occasionally an actor or happens to be Mackgraf’s singer shares a role with an- wife. The pair said their close other across several perfor- bond makes it easier for them mances, but I’ve never wit- to successfully embody the nessed one where a male and same character. female are asked to inhabit “Because we trust and the same character,” said know each other so well, I baritone Kelly Mackgraf, think the piece will benefit who will play one side of from our shared relationship the lead role. and energy,” Cooke said. “In The opera follows the a sense, two married peo- character of Hannah from ple are two halves of one childhood to college through entity.” adulthood and hormone ther- Photo by Stefano Giovannini The work was first in- apy. Hannah is concurrently Sharing is caring: Baritone Kelly Markgraf and spired by a New York Times portrayed by two parts — mezzo-sporano Sasha Cooke will both play the role article the show’s composer “Hannah before” and “Han- of a transgender woman in the new opera “As One.” had read, about a married nah after.” Through their couple from New Jersey fac- songs and duets, the show “The story is a simple “It looks at Hannah’s story ing legal issues because one explores Hannah’s inner life, treatment of the transgen- through the most human lens spouse had transitioned from as well as issues of transpho- der story,” said Mackgraf, — a being in search of their male to female in a state that bia and self-acceptance. who plays “Hannah before.” true self and the courage it See SHARE on page 8 Across the uni-verse! A space-themed celebration of Emily Dickinson By Matthew Perlman The Brooklyn Paper POETRY “Emily Dickinson Outer all it a space poetry jam. Space!” at the Bush- Starting on Sept. wick Starr (207 Starr C 4, the Bushwick Starr St. between Irving and theater will host a perfor- Wykoff avenues in Bush- wick, www.thebushwick- mance that combines the starr.org). Sept. 4 at 8 poetry of Emily Dickinson pm through Sept. 6 at 10 with a space-age aesthetic and pm. $15 one time admis- disco music. “Emily Dickin- sion, $30 unlimited. son Outer Space!” will run non-stop for three days and Michelle Sutherland. “We’re the theater will be turned creating an entire universe into one giant set to create in one room.” a fully immersive audience The show will feature 88 experience — all of which performers singing the lines the show’s director hopes will of 88 Dickinson poems set to help capture the essence of Photo by Jason Speakman music and dance. The perfor- the reclusive mid-19th-cen- Set pieces: Producer Jordan Harrison, director mance begins at 8 pm on Sept. tury American poet. Michelle Sutherland, and stage and production 4 will run straight through 10 “She made an entire uni- manager Isabel Cervantes, back, pose with the pm on Sept. 6, with a closing verse out of her poems,” said building blocks of their outer space set. See SPACE on page 8 FALL

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Matchless [557 Manhat- tory, ecology, and design $10. 8 pm. Brooklyn Bowl tan Ave. at Driggs Avenue of Brooklyn Bridge Park [61 Wythe Ave. between in Greenpoint, (718) 383– from scholars and commu- N. 11th and N. 12th streets 9 DAYS... 5333], www.barmatchless. nity members; see website in Williamsburg, (718) com. for schedule. Free. 6:30 963–3369], www.brooklyn- Continued from page 6 COMEDY, JEN KIRKMAN: pm. Brooklyn Bridge Park, bowl.com. Cage quotes. Free. 8:30 $15. 8 pm. Bell House [149 Pier 1 (Enter at Old Fulton COMEDY, FREESTANDING pm. Videology (308 Bed- Seventh St. between Sec- St. near Furman Street in STANDUP: Weekly com- ford Ave. at S. First Street ond and Third avenues, Dumbo), www.brooklyn- edy series with local talent in Williamsburg), www.vid- (718) 643–6510], www.the- bridgepark.org. and lots of hilarity. Free. 8 eology.info. bellhouseny.com. ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT pm. Goodbye Blue Monday BINGO: Win free drinks [1087 Broadway, between SALES AND MARKETS and frozen bananas while Lawton and Dodworth WED, SEPT. 3 FARMERS MARKET: Get watching episodes of cult streets in Bedford-Stuyve- fresh fruit, baked goods, comedy “Arrested Devel- sant, (718) 453–6343], PERFORMANCE veggies and tons of ven- opment.” Free. 8:30 pm. www.myspace.com/good- dors. Free. 10 am – 5 pm. Videology (308 Bedford byebluemondayinc. MUSIC, THE WHIGS, BRASS Marcy Plaza (Fulton St. and BED, WINSTONS: $15. 9 Ave. at S. First Street in DANCE, BURLESQUE AT Marcy Avenue in Bedford- Williamsburg), www.videol- THE BEACH: Every week pm. Rough Trade NYC [64 Stuyvesant). N. Ninth St. between Kent ogy.info. brings all new shows with and Wythe avenues in Wil- OTHER outrageous acts. $12. 9 pm. liamsburg, (718) 388–4111], Sideshows by the Seashore FILM, “SWORN TO THE THURS, SEPT. 4 [1208 Surf Ave. between W. www.roughtradenyc.com. DRUM” AND “HOT PEP- MUSIC, AFROLICIOUS, 12th Street and Stillwell Av- PER”: Part of BAMcin- enue in Coney Island, (718) ZONGO JUNCTION: $10. ematek’s Les Blank series. PERFORMANCE 8 pm. Brooklyn Bowl [61 $14 ($9 members, $10 MUSIC, JIM KWESKIN WITH 372–5159], www.coneyis- Wythe Ave. between N. students and seniors). 5:30 HAPPY TRAUM: $20. 8 land.com. 11th and N. 12th streets pm, 7:30 pm, and 9:30 pm. pm. Jalopy Theatre [315 OTHER in Williamsburg, (718) BAM Rose Cinemas [30 Columbia St. between 963–3369], www.brooklyn- Lafayette Ave. between Hamilton Avenue and READING, BUZZFEED LIVE: bowl.com. Ashland Place and St. Felix Woodhull Street in Red Featuring Sandra Allen, Nicole Cliffe Saeed Jones, MUSIC, HEAVY METAL Street, (718) 636–4100], Hook, (718) 395–3214], www.bam.org. www.jalopy.biz. Mallory Ortberg, and PARKING LOT KARAOKE: Janet Mock. $10. 7 pm. Free shot when you sing TALK, BROOKLYN BRIDGE MUSIC, SATISFACTION: Roll- Bell House [149 Seventh St. a metal song. 10 pm. Bar PARK: Learn about the his- ing Stones tribute show. between Second and Third avenues, (718) 643–6510], www.thebellhouseny.com. JOURNEY TO THE STARS:

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panied by some type of per- furnished with hot pink and “We are hosting a party,” At the heart of the show formative display, such as a mint green cushions — as she said. “People should ex- is the American fascina- SPACE... ritual or ceremony. But there performers serve them food pect to experience a party.” tion with exploration, said are no characters and no story and drinks. The soundtrack A centerpiece of the show Sutherland — especially the Continued from page 7 line, said Sutherland. will be space-themed, incor- will be a dance platform nation’s fixation on space- party going until 1 am the “We’re not trying to tell a porating elements of psyche- shaped like a giant cake. The travel in the 1970s, and the next morning. Three of the story,” she said. “We’re just delic rock, jazz, disco, and set will also feature an igloo, western expansion of Dick- actors will stay in the show creating an experience.” other cosmic cultural tunes, where audience members can inson’s time. throughout, and the rest will The audience, meanwhile, such as music from “Star take a break from the action “Frontierism and pilgrim- work in shifts. will lounge around the the- Wars” and “The Jetsons,” and experience a more calm- age are big parts of the Amer- Each poem will be accom- ater — which will be plushly Sutherland explained. ing environment. ican identity,” she said.

who you are? What is the ical perspective as a trans- for Music. “I’ve loved work- “We all have resistances, core of a human being? I gender person, said her co- ing with Kim because she’s issues, things that keep us SHARE... could see and hear this be- librettist. taught me so much about this from our better selves, and ing an opera.” “I began by asking Kim subject through her experi- this piece inspires us to face Continued from page 7 The production also in- some of her experiences as a ences.” those challenges head on,” did not recognize same-sex corporates elements of film, transgender person and each Cooke said he hopes au- said Cooke. “The charac- marriage. courtesy of filmmaker Kim- story she told struck me as diences of all backgrounds ter Hannah in ‘As One’ has “To me, it seemed so op- berly Reed, who co-wrote the beautiful and courageous, come away from the opera more bravery than most of Uglyduckling [166 Smith St. between Wyckoff and Warren streets in Cob- eratic,” said composer Laura libretto. But Reed brought and translatable into text for having learned not just about us. In that sense, I hope it ble Hill, (718) 451–3825, www.uglyduckling-bk.com]. Open Mon–Sat, 11:30 Kaminsky. “The question more than just multimedia music,” said Mark Campbell, the experiences of transgen- opens minds, not only for am–2 am; Sun, noon–1 am. here was — what are you and writing skills to “As One” whose opera “Silent Night” der people, but also some- transgender awareness but willing to sacrifice to be — she also provided a crit- won the 2012 Pulitzer Prize thing about themselves. for self-awareness.” TWO WAYS TO LOVE

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Someone responded to y’s mug the law is a “nail be saying these atch Beverly Bradle Mayor Bloomberg announced that hat would based on love — Dyker Heights things.” their “Lost” poster by posting a ransom note below it. elet (right) can m the city and AT&T wouldtraditionale. provide free marriage t ez, most important don’t mix religion said Bloomberg, who made hisHumberto fortune Chav Not even reporter Kate Briqu wireless services in 20 parks,destroy includ- “the single man history.” and politics.” building technology to help the finan-Sunset Park ing Prospect Park, McCarreninstitution Park, and in hu my Kim Belk,cial industry. Brooklyn Bridge Park. “I take what I need from Williamsburg ore what I don’t “We’re digitally behind — there’s Carmel’s parish school in Wil- Downtown and But none of those locationsreligion are south and ign already little bandwidth here and the schol- updated several ll Gardens A3F;/@@7/53 B of 15th Street — leaving residentsagree fromwith,” said Carro 5/:7H7<5A/;3 liamsburg returned a $50mblyman acciola, who at- thephone [bishop] service is terr s and schools to Windsor Terrace to Sheepsheresident Amy C “I don’t think that ngs,” advised parishe arship check from illiamsburg),Asse a Hearts & g theseGiordano, thi ible, or honors from Joe Lentol (D–W executiverefuse director any ”awards ofsaid the Renee Sun- " KARATE CHOPfeeling digitally duped. tends mass at Sacred should be sayin setz, Park a mem- BID. “We need to bring free ‘Kidnappers’r. want $10,000 in on Summit o supported the St. adStephen Bay Church said Humberto Chave state officials wh gay nups supporte l position also A city program to bring wireless Bloomberg defended the program oll Street. “He’s a Wi-Fi toal theHelp commercial strip andd barred Sun- them from The controversia Internet into the parks will only in a weekly r Street at Carr ber of Our Lady of Perpetuset ’tPark, think and the bring measure, the community an up events suchcupcakes fromfor marriage toddler’s darling adio address, saying it appearing at special sparked an outcry Sensei teachesbenefit self-defensethe ultra-hip northern would classes give New Yorkers a reasonbit out to of touch.” DiMarzio in Sunset Park. “I donto par withd in pol- other neighborhoods.” from as graduations, though not equality advocates, many of whom part of the borough, where Wi-Fi “get outside and enjoyk belt our beautifulOther critics said church should be involveA Parks Department spokesman said vices.By Daniel Ng lebration at Bor- hrust the church attending religious ser are planning a ce is practically everywhere already.Bedford-Stuyvesant parks,” while also blac doing their shouldwork not have t te that en- itics.” thatounced AT&T’s his wireless contract does not oclamationfor The Brooklyn Paper on page 11 in crime-plagued Fortsnap-kick Greene in them.to includePark self-de- he center of a deba DiMarzio ann Shortly after his pr See CATHOLICS women to strike and who started her body- into t — and capti- precluder Gov. the An-city from expanding Wi- of Mt.A beloved stuffed animal lost by t edict two days afte was released, Our Lady Susannah Bortner isn’t willing to Kate Briquele any attacker who comes their way fense moves“And on in a allnice of summer “These day, there’s gulfed lawmakersJennifer Aguirrie can enjoy Wi-Fi Fi to otherhe parksbill le- through other arrange- a traumatized 2-year-old in a Cob- take that chance. l arts classes held simply no better place in the world,” drew Cuomo signed t The Brooklyn Paper —with martia toning classes in March. vated thein public Brooklyn — for Bridge much of Park, thanks ments, but there are no plans to do so ble Hill playground last month is es! ce itself. “I would gladly bake 10,000 cup- Sayonara, thiev in the greenspa id things make me crazy. You have last month.to an initiative to get 20 city at this time. facing torture and a painful death cakes,” Bortner said, thinking of master is so ugh!” sa on page 11 A local karate “Enough is eno See KARATE parks outfitted this summer. As a result, the digital chasm between — unless the tot’s horrified mother her toddler, Donovan, and his lost gings in Fort year-old Brownstone Brooklyn. fed up with mug Beverly Bradley, a 42- North and Southern Brooklyn could meets the “kidnapper’s” demand for bear, Mr. Bear. “There is a part of times every he’s teaching % Greene Park that s widen. Studies have shown that individ- $10,000 worth of cupcakes. me wishing this is real.” By J.J. Despain and Gluten- and peanut-free, no Alas, it likely is not. !" less. Aaron Short See WI-FI But there are a million stories in on page 11 It might just be a joke — but $ the naked city — few more grip- The Brooklyn Paper lic officials, including Mayor ping, heart-rending and less-plau- New York Waterway launched Bloomberg, cut a ceremonial ' "he BQE on-ramp. ribbon and boarded a 76-foot tic Avenue at t its much-anticipated ferry fleet “The new ferry service will 7::031@3/B32 lso no longer makeSee catamaran in Williamsburg to K<3E1@=AAE/:9E The B63 bus will a f Atlantic Ave- BEAR on page 11 on Monday, shuttling Manhat- augment growth of Brooklyn ! $and the park entrance tan-bound commuters across celebrate the ship’s maidenPanel voy- neighborhoods approves and make it eas- more Columbiapedestrian-friendly Street. at Atlantic Ave entrancea U-turn at the basetorerouted o park onto park age to Midtown — the result of bound traffic on =/<232 city plan to reroute Fou toward the Manhat- A K(6317BGE7::1 Byen Fourth Thomas and Tracy back from July 15 to For cars headed on page 11 -way bike path at Co- has been pushed PACIFIC traffic down Pacific betweand Haru Coryne , cars headed Down- See sidewalk and two een Atlantic Ave- s into effect later or around July 29 lumbia Street, betw Flatbush avenues goe ange,The Brooklyn intended Paper enue will no longer % & rance. 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cash-only sales, things got already tried to get it back heated. through the legal system — “Why could not they have with little luck. used that money to pay off Jewelry teacher Max WORLD WARD III the g------f------teachers?” Goodman, who claims to said welding teacher Ryan be owed $6,000, says the O’Connor, who claims Third amount is too much to go Third Ward refugees seek paybacks Ward owes him $1,600. through small claims court, “Even if it is just in the thou- and that the state labor de- By Danielle Furfaro just abandoned financially, according to Grearson. sands, it does not make it partment has all but ig- The Brooklyn Paper and that was wrong,” said Teachers are owed wages okay. He should not be able nored her. Once they were willing Robin Grearson, a former and students are owed be- to get away with it and do “I am not particularly what he wants.” to move on, but now they’re teacher at Third Ward, which cause they bought multi- hopeful,” she said. Grearson, who put a no- trying to get even. sat on Morgan Avenue be- classes passes and in some And Grearson hopes that tween Stagg and Meadow cases, purchased a year-long tice on the web last Mon- A crew of do-it-your- day seeking those that lost by banding together, some- streets before it suddenly membership just weeks be- self artists who were left money, said in the first day, thing will be done by the out in the cold when a big closed in October. “There fore the facility went un- she interviewed teachers and deep-pocketed founders of Williamsburg arts center was never anyone to step up der. students who are owed more the company. closed last year are banding and take any responsibility At first, it seemed many than $10,000 altogether. And “The owners of Third together to find a way to get for that.” were willing to let bygones she suspects the outstanding Ward might step up and find back the tens of thousands Hundreds of students and be bygones, but when some balance will be far higher some money in their million- of dollars the owner of the teachers were left in the lurch heard that owner Jason Photo by Jason Speakman than that. aire pockets,” she said. company owes them. and snubbed on refunds Goodman was selling the Nearly a year after Third Ward shut down, the owners still owe Max Good- Others who claim to be Jason Goodman could not “The community was when the craft hub closed, building’s equipment in man, owner of Happenstance Jewelry Studio, $6,000 pay. owed money say they have be reached for comment. Assembly seat heat in Heights Two-on-one attacks in a feisty televised debate By Matthew Perlman PARENT The Brooklyn Paper Two Assembly hopefuls vying for a long-held Brook- lyn Heights seat ganged up Not back to screaming! on their shared opponent at their first debate on Monday, claiming he’s abusing cam- am bound and deter- mostly listen, even if “One paign finance loopholes. mined to do things dif- minute!” can be more like Female Democratic dis- I ferently this school year. Fearless 10 (or 20 if I walk away). I trict leader Jo Anne Simon I want to communicate my have to remember that it is and dark-horse candidate wishes more clearly, I want not worth it for me to lose and building superinten- to yell less and laugh more. Parenting my s--- and have to apolo- dent Doug Biviano used the I want my kids to talk to By Stephanie Thompson gize and recover, but I do 52nd district candidates fo- me instead of play on their have to let myself off the rum hosted by NY1 to bash iPhones. hook sometimes when I in- their foe, union lobbyist But how? these two little humans, they back in at their own pace, evitably do, and to remember Pete Sikora. The three are A few days into our re- have minds of their own and just as during the school that we all make mistakes. (From left to right) Jo Anne Simon, a Democratic district leader and disability seeking the seat that is be- lawyer. Doug Biviano, super and long-shot. Pete Sikora, union lobbyist. union, the perma-smile of (mostly) free will. I have to year I need to let them sort And I have to remember how ing vacated by Assembly- joy at having them back has remind myself that I like it out how they handle their much I missed them, how I woman Joan Millman after been replaced at moments that they have their own workloads. couldn’t wait to have their 17 years. Simon charged that spent the money in time for but that’s not important,” Bi- sparring, Louis, the moder- by a twisted bitter grimace. personalities, that they are I do want to communicate voices sound out through the Sikora poured money into the a Friday deadline, after press viano said. ator, cut Biviano off as he How come they won’t listen? staunch and stubborn de- better. I tell them this. I say I house, to hug them close, to left-wing Working Families time. Biviano told show produc- tried to read from a printed How come all the great the- fenders of their own likes don’t want to be that mother tell them I love them. Party for it to spend on his “Parties report their ex- ers he has spent less than statement. And when Bivi- ories I developed, the “Great and dislikes. who’s yelling all the time, I am preparing to look campaign in order to avoid penditures when the bill is $1,000, but that he will pre- ano tried to bring up a news Plan for Parenting” I came And then I have to re- whose mean tone pervades at their school supply lists. having to disclose what the paid,” he said. “This is gov- vail on the strength of his story about the Working up with in the month with- member to breathe and the house and prevents any I have salvaged what few money is going towards. erned by state law and the message. In his comments, Families Party, Louis shut out them, is harder to imple- count to 10 before I start fun. I ask if they could just clothes remain from their “Please explain to the state Board of Elections.” Biviano focused on what him down. ment than I thought? Why yelling. listen, sometimes acknowl- camp trunks and surveyed voters how it is that you “I’ve instructed them to he says is the outsize role “Doug, you’re not going to won’t they talk to me? Transitions are tough. edge that they’ve heard me, what they probably need. I are exploiting every cam- disclose everything,” he consulting firms have on the do this. I’ll turn off the mic I’m like a boxer, shaking School into summer has and let me know they’ll be am muscling up the gump- paign loophole and failing added. political process, including and we’ll send you home,” my body to relax before go- its own challenges, then, a on doing what I need them tion to take them shopping to disclose your expenses. Biviano’s presence at the supposedly improper collu- he said. ing in to the ring. I can do few months later, the tran- to do. with a smile, and to remember And those of independent debate was a question mark sion between Sikora and a All three candidates said this. I can do this. Summer sition back is just as hard. They look at me as if amidst all this madness that expenditures,” Simon said until shortly before it was firm that Biviano says sent they were against the clos- homework has to be done. Routines need to be deter- I’m crazy and I realize, we are lucky that these are our to Sikora. “In fact you gave held. Inside City Hall host out a mailer on Mayor De- ing of Long Island College Time for all play is over. Why mined anew, and I realize as with most things, that problems. People elsewhere $22,960 to the Working Fam- Errol Louis explained at the Blasio’s behalf defending Hospital, and that real es- can’t they just jump right that I sometimes forget to ac- change is going to have to don’t have schools to return ilies Party and didn’t disclose start of the debate that Bi- the closure of Long Island tate firms have too much say up when I ask them to set count for the maturity that come from within. Just like to. Their cities are in sham- what it was for, nor did they viano had initially been left College Hospital. in making decisions about the table? has come from their inde- when I trained for the Brook- bles. I will keep this in my disclose what they’re using off the bill because he had Sikora called the claim development in Brooklyn I have to remember that pendent time, time without lyn Half Marathon, I have mind as I move into the new it for.” not made any campaign fil- “really wild, unsupported Bridge Park. the sense of control I feel me or their father barking to push myself to comply year with my kids, remem- Sikora answered that the ings. accusations.” The Democratic primary when home alone, the way orders and breathing down with my own goals; I have bering the hard plight of oth- party would disclose how it “It was a late campaign, At one point in the verbal is on Sept. 9. the floor isn’t littered with their neck. Yes, they need to to see the greater mission in ers to keep some perspective shoes and clothes and tow- listen. Yes, they need to get my mind to get me through on the petty things that often els, is impossible to main- off their phones and buckle the hard bits, the miles where make me lose my cool. An equipment failure on tain with a house full of oth- down to do their work. But it doesn’t even seem like I’m Don’t sweat the small the aquarium’s end caused ers. I have to remember that, I do need to step back a bit getting anywhere. stuff. That’s a mantra to Aquarium loses power the outage, according to a even though I gave birth to and let them ease their way My kids are nice. They do remember. Con Edison spokesman. Aquarium officials would aquarium on Sunday after- animals have not been af- By Max Jaeger not say what caused the out- The Brooklyn Paper noon, forcing the venerable fected,” aquarium officials age. Maybe they had a glitch aquatic zoo to close early said in a press release. The aquarium lost power in the electric eels. and rely on emergency life- Electricity returned to The lights are back on af- support systems to keep its the 14-acre fish bowl at for two months after Hur- ter Coney Island’s New York residents in good health, a 3 pm Sunday, and the at- ricane Sandy completely Aquarium lost power for a spokeswoman said. traction opened as sched- flooded the park in 2012, few hours on Aug. 24. “All life-support sys- uled the next day, a spokes- and almost had to evacuate Electricity went out at the tems are functioning and woman said. its many denizens .

nationwide and even has a sales representative in Brook- lyn-crazy Japan. Next top model He claimed one Kentile model is currently on its way to a far-flung buyer in Kentile Floors sign returns, in miniature! Taiwan. Shulman grew up in Flor- By Noah Hurowitz ida but became familiar with The Brooklyn Paper the Kentile sign on childhood It’s a sign of the old visits to his grandfather in times! Windsor Terrace. A model company in He said the models have Bushwick has launched a kit been popular with Brook- that lets Brooklyn’s nostal- lyn expatriates around the gia-gripped masses get over country. the heart-wrenching loss of “People want to remem- the beloved Kentile Floors ber where they come from,” sign in Gowanus by selling he said. a mini version you can make The company may be at home. cashing in on borough pride, The founders of Bound- but is rooted here. less Brooklyn in Bushwick Both Shulman and his busi- say their new Kentile Floors ness partner Terence Arjo are model will help stricken cus- longtime residents, and Arjo tomers get over the uncere- manufactures the models in a monious dismantling of the workshop in Bushwick. sign, which touted a long- The Brooklyn Chamber closed manufacturer of asbes- of Commerce included the tos-laden flooring, in June. company on the first round “It was important to us that of its list of certified “Brook- if the sign wasn’t around to lyn Made” brands. see, we at least could honor The Kentile Floors sign can now fit comfortably A new model of another that it was important for a lot indoors thanks to Boundless Brooklyn’s assemble- iconic Brooklyn image is of other people,” said David it-yourself model kit, which stands about eight in the works, according to Shulman, one of the com- inches tall. Shulman, but he declined & pany’s two heads. “This is to divulge what exactly it a small way of saying it is (look, we eyeballed it). said they swiftly sold out and will be. still there.” But when it comes to sales, are now on back order. He said he likes the idea & With emphasis on small: it appears size doesn’t really And it’s not just Brook- of continuing with a line of the Kentile model stands just matter. lynites who are eating up now-defunct rooftop signs, eight inches tall, or about one- Demand for the Kentile the industrial-chic decora- but copyright issues may put 100th of the actual sign’s size model exploded when word tions. some popular icons — such — based on our own, un- of its demise hit the internet, Shulman said Boundless as the Domino Sugar sign — & ! mathematical calculations according to Shulman, who sells its products in 70 stores off limits. & BRAND... Continued from page 1 day when, for out-of-town- ough, how many employ- ers, the name Brooklyn con- ees live here, and where jured images of “Welcome each pays its taxes. Back Cotter” rather than, say “We really want you to Williamsburg bikes with cup- % be all about Brooklyn,” said holders. Chamber president Carlo Scissura made the an- "#$ Scissura, announcing the nouncement last Tuesday at first group of companies a boutique gift store in Cob- to get the seal. “You’re not ble Hill called “By Brooklyn” real Brooklyn if you’re not that only sells products from ‘Brooklyn Made.’ ” Kings County. The Chamber Not every Brooklyn com- said 47 businesses applied pany has been given a desig- for the certification, and 41 nation, possibly because to be of them received the stamp considered for the program, of approval. The companies a company had to pay a $50 that made the cut are from application fee. One notable all walks of industry, Scis-

company that is missing is sura said. Photo by Jason Speakman the Brooklyn Brewery, which “Brooklyn is not a one- Former science teacher Flora Pringle used her took a gamble in touting the product town,” he said. “It’s chemical knowledge to create Cracked Candy, a borough brand back in the an every-product town.” sugar-free sweet made with xylitol. August 29–September 4, 2014 The Brooklyn Paper • www.BrooklynPaper.com • (718) 260-2500 AWP 11 12 AWP The Brooklyn Paper • www.BrooklynPaper.com • (718) 260-2500 August 29–September 4, 2014

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