March 3–9, 2016 I Volume 19 I Number 19

3 NBROWARD PALM BEACH ® BROWARDPALMBEACH.COM ▼ Contents 2450 HOLLYWOOD BLVD., STE. 301A N HOLLYWOOD, FL 33020 [email protected] 954-342-7700 VOL. 19 | NO. 19 | MARCH 3–9, 2016

EDITORIAL EDITOR Chuck Strouse MANAGING EDITOR Deirdra Funcheon EDITORIAL OPERATIONS MANAGER Keith Hollar

browardpalmbeach.com ASSOCIATE WEB EDITOR Jose D. Duran browardpalmbeach.com What’s all the STAFF WRITERS Laine Doss, Jess Swanson FELLOW Jerry Iannelli MUSIC EDITOR Falyn Freyman ARTS & CULTURE/FOOD EDITOR Rebecca McBane CLUBS EDITOR Laurie Charles PROOFREADER Mary Louise English CONTRIBUTORS Emily Bloch, Nicole Danna, Michelle DeCarion, Doug Fairall, Abel Folgar, Victor Gonzalez, Natalya Jones, Jonathan Kendall, Angel about? Melendez, Dave Minsky, Andrea Richard, David Rolland, Gillian Speiser, Terra Sullivan, John Thomason, Sara Ventiera, David Von Bader, Lee Zimmerman Follow us at BrowardNTStreet ART ART DIRECTOR Miche Ratto ASSISTANT ART DIRECTOR Kristin Bjornsen

PRODUCTION PRODUCTION MANAGER Mike Lugo PRODUCTION ASSISTANT MANAGER Jorge Sesin ADVERTISING ART DIRECTOR Andrea Cruz

ADVERTISING ADVERTISING DIRECTOR Alexis Guillen ONLINE SUPPORT MANAGER Ryan Garcia | Contents | | pulp Contents y | N ews MARKETING DIRECTOR Jennifer G. Nealon Florida/Duncker/floridamemory.com of Archives State EVENT DIRECTOR CarlaChristina Thompson MARKETING COORDINATOR Kristin Ramos ▼ SENIOR ACCOUNT EXECUTIVES Sarah Abrahams, Featured Stories Peter Heumann, Kristi Kinard-Dunstan, Andrea Stern

ACCOUNT EXECUTIVES Paige Bresky, Melanie Cruz, Alyson Puccetti Bootlegger’s

CLASSIFIED Paradise ge | Night+ dA SENIOR ACCOUNT EXECUTIVES A Before its infamous cocaine

t Patrick Butters, Ladyane Lopez, Joel Valez-Stokes influx, South Florida was a hot CIRCULATION CIRCULATION DIRECTOR Richard Lynch spot for liquor smugglers. CIRCULATION ASSISTANT MANAGER Rene Garcia BY BILL COOKE | PAGE 5 BUSINESS GENERAL MANAGER Russell A. Breiter ACCOUNTING MANAGER Jeff Stewart Calypso Killing CREDIT MANAGER Moses Betancourt JUNIOR ACCOUNTANT James Marquez A top prosecutor’s murder SYSTEMS MANAGER John M. Rogers becomes an island obsession PUBLISHER Adam Simon in Trinidad. Voice Media Group LLC BY TOM ZOELLNER | PAGE 7 EXECUTIVE EDITOR Christine Brennan EXECUTIVE ASSOCIATE EDITOR Andy Van De Voorde EDITORIAL DIGITAL DIRECTOR Kelsey Whipple Campers’ Guide to DIGITAL DESIGN DIRECTOR Darrick Rainey EDITORIAL DESIGN DIRECTOR Tom Carlson | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art Okeechobee Fest NATIONAL CIRCULATION DIRECTOR Curt Sanders CORPORATE CONTROLLER Beth Cook Relaxing, partying, rocking out LEGAL COUNSEL Steve Suskin CHIEF FINANCIAL OFFICER Jeff Mars — we’ve got it down to a science. CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER Scott Tobias BY KAT BEIN | PAGE 21 INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY CHIEF INFORMATION OFFICER Gerard Goroski DIRECTOR OF DIGITAL PRODUCT MANAGEMENT James Hamilton INFRASTRUCTURE DIRECTOR Dave Marcon OPERATIONS MANAGER Brian Heimert 5 The Pulp NETWORK SUPPORT MANAGER David Fearn 13 Night & Day NEW MEDIA DIRECTOR OF COMMUNITY & SOCIAL ENGAGEMENT Kevin Spidel 15 Art DIRECTOR OF SALES AND MARKETING Stuart Folb WEB SUPPORT MANAGER Michael Uchtman 16 Film NATIONAL DIGITAL MARKETING STRATEGIST Jenna Corday 19 Dish VMG Advertising Small Plates...... 20 NATIONAL ADVERTISING vmgadvertising.com, 888-278-9866 21 Music SENIOR VICE PRESIDENT Sue Belair Music Previews ...... 23 SENIOR VICE PRESIDENT OF SALES OPERATIONS Joe Larkin Concerts ...... 24

NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW Clubs ...... 25 New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm 26 Classified Section FOR DISPLAY ADVERTISING, CALL: 954-342-7769 FOR CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING, CALL: 954-342-7676 FOR MIAMI NEW TIMES, CALL: 305-576-8000 FOR NATIONAL ADVERTISING, CALL: 602-238-4800 DISTRIBUTION On the Cover: New Times is available free of charge, limited to one copy per Illustration by Alvaro Diaz-Rubio XX, 2012 XX,

9, 2016 9, reader. Additional copies of the current issue of New Times may be purchased for $1, payable at the New Times office in advance. New Times may be distributed only by New Times’ authorized distributors. ONTH arch No person may, without prior written permission of New Times, take more than one copy of each New Times weekly issue. New Times Broward-Palm Beach is published 52 times a year by New Times BPB, LLC, P.O. Box 011591, Miami, FL 33101-1591. All rights reserved. First

3-M copy of this publication is free. Each additional copy costs $2. New Times

XX–M SUBSCRIPTIONS assumes no responsibility for the care and return of unsolicited materials. Domestic subscriptions may be purchased for $50 yearly. Return postage must accompany any material to be returned. In no event

arch Delivery may take one week. Postmaster: Send address changes to shall unsolicited material subject this publication to any claim for holding fees or similar charges. ONTH

M New Times BPB LLC, P. O. Box 011591, Miami, FL 33101-1591. New Times: (ISSN 10723331) (USPS 010669) is published weekly by New M NEW TIMES MAILING ADDRESS: P.O. Box 011591, Miami, FL 33101-1591 Times BPB, LLC., 2450 Hollywood Blvd., Ste. 301A, Hollywood, FL 33020. STREET ADDRESS: 2450 Hollywood Blvd., Ste. 301A, Hollywood, FL 33020 Periodical postage paid at Miami, FL 33152. FOR GENERAL INFORMATION: 954-342-7700 Please call the New Times office for back-issue information. Postmaster: Send address changes to New Times BPB LLC, P.O. Box 011591, Miami, FL 33101-1591. 4 4 browardpalmbeach.com | THE PULP | miaminewtimes.com

▼ BOTTOMS UP who was sitting in bed in a houseboat on the river. More bullets were “sprayed... into the BOOTLEGGER’S PARADISE walls of the old Gautier Funeral Home on SIXTY YEARS BEFORE THE COCAINE West Flagler Street; one bullet was found on COWBOYS, MIAMI WAS THE WILD the chest of a corpse in a casket,” the Herald’s WEST OF PROHIBITION. BY BILL COOKE Fred Tasker reported in his 2008 story.

hanks to Scarface, Miami Vice, and Miami Mayor E. G. Sewell was | MUSIC | CAFE | FILM NIGHT+DAY| STAGE| ART | METRO | | RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | Rakontur, everyone knows 1980s outraged and declared the shoot- | Contents | Miami was the world capital of illegal ings were “worse than a disease.” Tsubstances. But few realize that 60 years before the Cocaine Cowboys era, another Public Corruption brand of underworld smugglers had already It didn’t take long for public officials to get in turned South Florida into the Wild West. on all the cash flowing from the illegal rum

At the height of Prohibition, Dade casks. In August 1925, the Associated Press pulp | news | n ight+Day | s County was a rumrunning capital where reported that federal prisoners in the Dade insane shootouts lit up the Miami River, County Jail were being secretly released bootleggers flaunted their cash on the at night “for the purpose of bootlegging.” beach, and liquor flowed in on the tides. Meanwhile, in Fort Lauderdale, booze was so As historian Paul George told the plentiful that the city picked up the nickname Miami Herald on the 75th anniversary that sticks to this day: “Fort Liquordale.” of Prohibition’s repeal: “South Florida In 1927, Prohibition agents arrested probably flouted Prohibition more than dozens of Broward County deputies any other part of the country. We were and police officers in what the AP called called the leakiest place in the country.” “one of the biggest liquor conspira- Prohibition took effect January 16, 1920. cies and supply bases in the country.” The 18th Amendment, ratified the year be- By 1928, the king of bootlegging himself

fore, banned the production, distribution, and had moved to Miami Beach: Al Capone paid tage | a rt | Film D ish m usi C sale of alcohol. In South Florida, it ushered in $40,000 for an estate on Palm Island, where “the most protracted and pervasive period of he could avoid the mounting heat in Chicago. lawlessness and debauchery this region has When residents passed a resolution to force him known,” the Miami Herald reported in 2008. out, the mayor refused to enforce it, saying he Prohibition was supposed to reduce crime was “no worse than a lot of others down here.” and corruption and do away with a long list of social ills. Instead, it turned bootlegging into Violent Public Retaliation an empire that enriched the underworld. And On August 17, 1929, the war on rumrun- South Florida — remote from national law ning took a deadly serious turn when enforcement, easily accessible from the sea rumrunner James Horace Alderman — was the perfect hub for that illicit activity. was hanged in a seaplane hangar at the Miami “accepted the ‘noble experiment’ State Archives of Florida/Duncker/floridamemory.com Coast Guard base in Fort Lauderdale. with high good humor in 1920,” Patricia Bu- Couples in a tourist photo booth at Hardie’s Bathing Casino during Prohibition in Miami Beach. Alderman had been sentenced to death chanan wrote in a 1968 master’s thesis for the for killing two Coast Guard officers during University of Miami’s history department. World War I surplus airplane engines — to Four months after Shannon’s death — a bloody high-seas gun battle two years ear- “Bootlegging was as much a natural tour- June 12, 1926 — the crew of a Coast Guard lier. Alderman’s death sentence was the first

carry liquor from the Bahamas to points New Times Broward-palm B each ist attraction as palm trees and sparkling At- along the coast between Dade and Bro- patrol boat chased another rumrunner up meted out in the war on booze and was the lantic beaches,” she noted. In 1921, Buchanan ward counties. Many times, the smugglers the Miami River near the Granada Grill & first execution in Broward County’s history. wrote, New York millionaire Harry S. Black were able to evade capture by disappear- Apartments at 150 SE Fourth St. “Diners Flee But South Floridians were becoming was arrested at the fancy Royal Palm Hotel ing into Miami’s mangroves and canals. Shots in Rum Chase,” a Miami News head- increasingly frustrated with Prohibition and charged with “having anywhere from But on more than one occasion, the line screamed. “Guests... fled terror-stricken and what they saw as an intrusion into

20 to 53 cases of liquor aboard his private cat-and-mouse game turned deadly. from their rooms and dinner tables as volley their God-given right to get wasted. MIAMI NEW TIMES railroad car... Ninety bottles were produced On February 24, 1926, as the sun was set- after volley of shots, fired from Coast Guard That annoyance was evident the night of as Exhibit A at the trial; four members of ting, E.W. “Red” Shannon, “King of the Flor- Patrol Boat 297, showered about them.” April 7, 1932, when five Prohibition agents the six-man jury tested the evidence; Mr. ida Smugglers,” approached Miami Beach The rumrunners escaped by darting under were met with “a display of hostility” as they Black was acquitted in five minutes.” in his 30-foot boat loaded with 170 cases of the Miami Avenue Bridge, which was too low attempted to raid a Miami Beach restaurant. By the summer of 1923, just two and a half liquor he’d picked up at Gun Cay, near Bimini. for the Coast Guard boat. As Boat 297 returned The Miami News reported that the agents, years after Prohibition took effect, a Chi- Shannon was spotted by the crew of a Coast down river, it “was the object of cat-calls, boos, fearing for their safety, barricaded themselves cago newspaper called the Florida coast “a Guard patrol boat just south of Star Island. and hisses” from a crowd of spectators that had inside the restaurant and telephoned for help. bootleggers paradise.” A Chicago Daily News Buchanan recounted what happened gathered, according to a Miami Herald account. Meanwhile, patrons outside slashed the tires reporter wrote that Miami was “a city where, next: “The ‘Goose’ fled north heading for the Then, on August 5, 1926 — less than two of the agents’ car and threatened to overturn it. if you need a drink and don’t happen to have yacht basin at [Carl Fisher’s] Flamingo Ho- months after the Miami River shooting — Then, on December 5, 1933 — 13 your own flask, all you need to do is wait tel, which faced the bay at Fifteenth Street. seven federal Prohibition agents, who had years, 10 months, and 19 days af- M ONTH

in the shade of a palm tree until a resident The rum runners refused to heave to, and spent the day conducting raids on moonshine ter it began — Prohibition ended. M arch

comes along, ask him where you can find a Coast Guardsmen opened fire as the vessel stills in the Everglades, were shot at by three In the 2011 PBS documentary Prohibi- XX–M bootlegger, and if he is not one himself, he neared the docks. Hotel guests attending a men on a remote road near Homestead as tion, Daniel Okrent, author of the book Last will tell you where to go. You can buy all the tea dance rushed to witness the capture. An the agents were heading back to Miami. Call: The Rise and Fall of Prohibition, asked 3-M

whisky you want in Miami at $5 a quart.” unconscious and critically wounded Shannon The agents returned fire, killing all three, rhetorically: “How the hell did that happen? ONTH arch was placed on a mattress on the hotel lawn who were presumed to be moonshiners, How does a freedom-loving people, a nation XX, 2008

Shootouts in Public and then taken to Allison Hospital on Miami according to news reports at the time. that’s built on individual rights and liberties, 9, 2016 As illegal bootlegging exploded in South Beach, where he died the following morning.” Three years later, on April 14, 1929, the decide in one kind of crazed moment... that Florida, rumrunners began playing a cat- As the rumrunner lay dying, many of Coast Guard made national headlines when we can tell people how to live their lives?” and-mouse game with the U.S. Coast Guard. those who had witnessed the gunfire — in- the crew of one of its patrol boats fired an The agency was given the task of inter- cluding Carl Fisher himself — prepared estimated 200 shots at a fleeing rumrunner cepting smugglers who used speedboats to file a protest with Washington, calling on the Miami River. One bullet fired by the READ MORE NEWS DAILY AT — many equipped with 400-horsepower the shooting of Shannon “unjustified.” crew came within six inches of a woman BROWARDPALMBEACH.COM. 5 5 browardpalmbeach.com | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | STAGE | NIGHT+DAY | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | | PULP CONTENTS | NEWS | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE | MUSIC DISH FILM ART NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM 9, 2016 9, ARCH 3-M ARCH M

A top prosecutor’s murder becomes an island obsession in Trinidad. tage | a rt | Film D ish m usi C New Times Broward-palm B each Source photos via Shutterstock via photos Source MIAMI NEW TIMES

he night of May 3, 2014, in the capital of Trinidad right onto the quiet residential street Hamilton-Holder Road. were her special person,” said her friend Darren Bahaw. “It was and Tobago, federal prosecutor Dana Seetahal sat This was her favored route home to the fortified skyscraper my Dana, and it was your Dana. She made time for everyone.” before a slot machine. called One Woodbrook Place, where she had her apartment. May 3 turned to May 4 during her brief drive, which was inter- Gambling was her favorite form of relaxation Seetahal was 58 years old and unmarried. She never dis- rupted when a Nissan Wingroad suddenly roared in front of her and one of her only hobbies. Her law enforcement cussed her romantic life in public, which was kept a mystery and hit the brakes. Seetahal had to brake to avoid rear-ending it. Tcareer had left her little time for much else, and the brainless even to some of her close friends. Most assumed she was The spot was in front of the Woodbrook Youth Facility, a complex churn of numbers on the screen was an effective stress reliever. bisexual or closeted but chose not to say anything for fear of of gray buildings that features a basketball court and a soccer field. Seetahal was a regular customer at the Ma Pau Casino, which prejudicing the trials she routinely attempted to win. Trinidad A panel van pulled alongside Seetahal’s Volkswagen, and is tucked into a row of bars and restaurants in the middle-class and Tobago is a famously gossip-happy nation — the local habit a team of men piled out. They carried pistols. Woodbrook neighborhood of the city of Port of Spain. of exchanging intrigue is known by the slang namemovelang , Seetahal died in the ensuing fusillade of gunfire. Investiga- M ONTH

The interior was pleasantly lit in soft tones of orange and a French Creole term meaning literally “bad tongue” but un- tors later determined she had been shot five times — twice M arch

blue, machines dinged and donged, and a security guard stood derstood to stand for “scandal without evidence” — and it had in the head, twice in the right forearm she raised to protect XX–M by to make sure no nonmembers got through the door. Seetahal been a major accomplishment for Seetahal to largely avoid this herself, and once in the chest. In all, fifteen rounds had been likely consumed some alcohol while she played, as was her kind of banter, even though she was a local law enforcement fired. The muzzles had been pointed close enough to her face 3-M

habit. A friend of hers, Wesley Gibbings, had once seen her on celebrity and had written a column about legal affairs for the to leave visible gunshot residue. ONTH arch the street outside the Ma Pau smoking a cigarette and swaying Trinidad newspaper the Guardian. Murder was a nightly event in Port of Spain, but usually XX, 2008

from side to side, visibly tipsy. This view of her surprised him She had the gift of making each of her friends feel like her limited to desperate neighborhoods such as Laventille and 9, 2016 — Seetahal was usually tightly in control of herself. closest confidant, even if they weren’t. But nobody knew the Beetham Gardens, where local gangs allied with smugglers Security video shows her leaving the casino shortly before whole person. “Almost everyone she was close to felt like they tried to bully and murder themselves into better positions. midnight. She climbed into her Volkswagen Touareg SUV and Trinidad was averaging about 400 murders a year, and most headed onto Wrightson Road, circled a roundabout with a of those went unsolved. But the mayhem didn’t usually spill billboard in the middle advertising Colcafé coffee, and turned BY TOM ZOELLNER onto the better streets of Port of Spain. >> p8 7 7 Calypso Killing from p7

Professional, Mafia-style hits such as the one that took Seetahal’s life were almost unknown — the local method of homicide was much more disorganized and unpolished. This was something entirely different, and entirely ter- rifying, directed against a famous prosecutor.

miaminewtimes.com The news spread immediately around browardpalmbeach.com town, even to Miami and neighboring Ca- ribbean countries for whom Trinidad and Tobago had once served as a model of order and prosperity. “Why did this happen? was the question everyone was asking,” the Ja- maica Observer reported the next day. “It was

ts | o N te ts the first assassination of a senior member of the criminal justice system, a major blow which threatens to reverberate throughout the system and strike it at its very heart.” Many compared the gaudy slaying to a local version of the JFK assassination: an attack not only on a beloved local authority figure but also on the integrity of the system itself. Trinidad had been slipping further each year ews | pulp c y | N ews into a spiral of violence, ever since transna- tional drug gangs had figured out it was easy to ship bulk cocaine in from Venezuela or Colombia, break it into parcels at safe houses, and then send it onward to the United States or Europe. Hers became Trinidad and Toba- Photo by Maryann E. Auguste/AELL Photos

ge | Night+ dA go’s 170th slaying to be reported that year — a lies before they rose up and outward into the Top prosecutor Dana Seetahal’s murder transfixed the nation. A

t dizzyingly high number for a relatively small better section of town to kill Dana Seetahal. country, which now had a murder rate 20 No prosecutor works very long without cans of Pear-D soda. An analysis revealed works projects and especially by putting the times that of France. And it was only spring. developing a portfolio of angry criminals who the can was full of liquefied cocaine. kingpins in charge of the construction budgets. “Every single Trinidadian thought we desire revenge, and Seetahal had tried the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration “The euphemism for them is ‘com- had crossed a threshold,” recalls Dion highest-profile federal cases of the nation. agents flew to Trinidad to investigate but could munity leaders,’ ” explained Judy Ray- Abdool, the vice chair of the Trinidad and Her record was a gusher of leads; her entire find no further evidence tying Jaleel to the mond, the droll editor-in-chief of the Tobago Transparency Institute, a corrup- career was scrutinized. Seetahal had a baf- Norfolk shipment. “From captain to cook, they Guardian. “But they are really thugs.” tion watchdog. “Everyone had the same idea flingly vast array of potential enemies. But one will all be taken down,” the Trinidad’s bluster- One of them was Anton Boney, a charismatic that next morning: We had gone beyond case in particular jumped out, and it was one prone national security administrator, Gary 30-year-old whom everyone called “Boombay.” what is expected of a civilized country.” of the first mentioned by those who knew her. Griffith, promised the local newspaper Express, He was arrested in 2014 and charged with Police were careful not to speculate publicly In December 2013, agents from U.S. Cus- which also reported that a top political finan- murder, among other crimes, the result of an about suspects, but immediately they had theo- toms and Border Protection were conducting cier was a suspect along with five associates. ongoing war in Laventille. The story goes that ries. The killing had to have been pulled off by random x-rays of containers coming into the But many observers thought the locals he had a favorite horse, a kind of mascot, that

| music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art drug traffickers from South America, probably port at Norfolk, Virgina, when they detected were only useful dupes for foreign interests. was allowed to graze freely in a lot at a major not native to the country. Nobody else would suspicious patterns emanating from a 20-foot “The entire modus operandi smelled intersection. But the horse was conspicuously have had the expertise or the determination. shipping container full of cans of orange juice. of Mexican cartels,” said Darius Figueria, kidnapped after Boney was taken to jail — a Investigators opened the cans individually, a research professor at the University of sign to the neighborhood his reign was over. ort of Spain is a waterfront city on and, inside many of them, found a strange mix the West Indies, Trinidad’s top educa- He defended himself as a philanthropist swampy lowlands with partial views of orange juice and white powder pressed into tional institution. “The coca is harvested in an interview with journalist Mark Bassant. | MUSIC | CAFE | FILM | | ART | METRO | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | P of the harbor, a mesh of undistin- cylindrical molds. “This was a very unique con- in Peru, turned into paste, and then moved “Most people might strive to make something guished five-story concrete buildings in cealment effort,” a Homeland Security agent with planes, yachts, and trawlers. This is a of themselves and move out, but I choose the retail heart of downtown, a massive said. When all of the cocaine was weighed and stop-off point for consolidating shipments. to stay and help the people along and give open field called Queens Park Savannah, assayed, it came to 732 pounds. The Ameri- There’s plenty of fuel for boats here.” something back to the community,” he said. and a few gently crumbling churches from can street value was about $100 million. Dana Seetehal was working on this case Indeed, he was a frequent winner of govern- Spanish and British colonial times. It’s The juice was “Trinidad” brand, and it in partnership with the U.S. DEA when she ment building contracts and was said to have just 500 miles from Caracas and about had been canned in a warehouse outside was killed. Figueria thought the connection even employed uniformed police officers. the same distance from Miami as New of Port of Spain owned by the larger local was plain. “Would an ordinary gangbanger “I have never met a ‘community leader’ York. Tens of thousands of Trinis have beverage-maker on the island, SM Jaleel & on the streets have the means or the access to who was not in some way involved in some fled to South Florida over the years. Co. Ltd. The company immediately took out do this?” he asked. “If you’re a Mexican drug sort of shady operation,” said Darius Figue- MIAMI NEW TIMES NEW MIAMI New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm To the south of the capital is the notorious ads in newspapers denying involvement. lord and you want to send a message as to ria, the University of the West Indies crime slum quarter Laventille, which a police spokes- “Given that SM Jaleel ships over 6,000 who has the potency, this is the way to do it.” researcher. “The police and the media anoint man described as a “labyrinth, a mini-Vietnam,” containers per year, along with the unblem- Nearly everyone in Trinidad and these people as leaders without understand- and where closed-circuit cameras mounted ished reputation around the world for over Tobago suspected a certain amount of ing the nature of what is underneath them. on poles are usually gone within hours, either 30 years, SM Jaleel is a natural target,” the government involvement with the See- This is why this drug trade flourishes.” stolen or thrown in the trash. The businessmen ads reads. Another statement said, defen- tahal murder. What came as a surprise In a Guardian column a decade before her

XX, 2008 XX, of the neighborhood prefer no prying eyes. sively, “It has become common knowledge was how banal — and even obvious — the death, “Organised Crime Is Here,” Dana See- 9, 2016 9, The steel-pan style of Caribbean music that the criminals involved in drug trafficking involvement would turn out to be. tahal had railed against the practice. “How do ONTH arch was said to have been invented in Laventille have been using mechanisms to transport we take back our lives and our country from in 1937 after locals made their own percus- cocaine, inclusive of items such as fruit, car ithin the politics of a multiracial so- these Mafia-like elements?” she asked. “For 3-M sion instruments out of oil drums and frying parts, lumber, hardware, and various others. ciety like Trinidad and Tobago, the years we have vacillated and buried our heads XX–M pans (a highly sanitized version of it is played It now appears that someone may be trying to strategy of direct confrontation with in the sand... The security forces will be un- arch W poolside at the Hilton on Lady Young Road). utilize our company’s product in this regard.” criminals rarely works. The accommodationist dermined in attempting to control organised M ONTH

M A theater of violence plays out within The company had even more reason style is the preferred choice, and it has been a crime and its fallout as long as politicians con- Laventille on a nightly basis, and it is there to be under the microscope. The previ- matter of government policy for years. The gov- tinue to consort with gangsters of all descrip- that investigators suspect the drug gangs from ous month, a Royal Navy sailor had died in ernment makes peace with the criminal gangs tions — and known criminals are elevated to 88 outside the nation took root and found al- London after drinking one of the company’s in Laventille by buying them off through public the status of ‘community leaders.’ ” >> p10 browardpalmbeach.com | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Days | tage | a rt | Film D ish m usi C

miamiﬁ lmfestival.com TICKETS ON SALE NOW 1-844-565-6433 New Times Broward-palm B each M arch 3-M arch 9, 2016

9 Calypso Killing from p8 room, rolling what looked like a marijuana Stay Plugged In. joint in the company of two attractive women. After her murder, however, police official Soon after, Curtis “Tallman” Gibson, a All our ads, all the time, all on-line. Wayne Myster lamented that the system was bodyguard for the deputy director of physical in place to stay: “They get the government’s education at the Ministry of Sport, was shot money, and some goes to buy guns and some to death as he lay in his bed. His boss disap- on to the maintenance of the criminal syndicate. peared into a government protection program Online AdvertisingN Directory And if the payments stop, we see an upsurge as threats were issued against other officials.

miaminewtimes.com in killings. So the government is trapped.” The government’s dangerous finan- adindex.browardpalmbeach.com

browardpalmbeach.com For Advertising Opportunities Call: 954-233-1569 One of the most public examples of legal- cial compromise with gangs was more ized bribery to gangs involved Life Sport, a than just a sideshow to the assassination Online Display Ads group that sought to channel the energies of of a prosecutor. The two would turn out would-be young criminals into soccer, cricket, to be entangled in a startling way, though and basketball games played in public ven- nobody put the pieces together at first. ues. The origins of its name — which sounds better suited to an energy beverage than a hile the Life Sport debacle was stan- ts | o N te ts nonprofit — are shrouded in mystery, as were dard corruption du jour and an easy its finances. The group somehow won a $4.5 Wsubject for national snickering, Trin- million contract to help, as its organizers put it, idad’s large journalistic class didn’t quite know “the dregs of society” pull themselves up from what to do with the Seetahal murder, even poverty. It was not widely disclosed at the though it was arguably the story of the decade. time that one of the prime beneficiaries of Life An explosion of chatter — the famous Sport was the group Jamaat al Muslimeen — “bad tongue” of movelang — usually erupts translated as “Group of Muslims” — which had in times of public unease. It is a spoken form

ews | pulp c y | N ews once tried to overthrow the government in a of the calypso songs that sugar plantation disastrous coup attempt a quarter-century ago. slaves used to sing about their masters. The On July 27, 1990, the group had stormed subversive style of passing along information into Red House — the scarlet-colored seat of still influences the local style of conversa- the national parliament — and held the prime tion, which tends to be drenched in half-fact minister and most of the cabinet hostage. and innuendo. Speaking in “calypsonian” is Somebody set the main police station on St. a way to start a conversation — or a rumor ge | Night+ dA

A Vincent Street on fire, and cops scattered, — without saying something explicitly. t leaving prisoners in holding cells for dead. But even the reliable street calypso was Other downtown buildings were also set barely breathing when it came to the sub- ablaze. The group’s leader, a former policeman ject of Dana Seetahal. Corruption like Life named Abu Bakr, called for calm. The govern- Sport was easy and fun; this was hard. ment TV channel, meanwhile, broadcast The Police stopped giving interviews after Little Mermaid while the capital burned. the first week. They were said to be studying Negotiators secured a surrender with one the closed-circuit camera footage from the condition: a guarantee of amnesty, made in Ma Pau Casino and perhaps the cell-phone writing. The government immediately re- video of a witness to determine if anyone neged and tried to execute Bakr and his inner followed her out of the parking lot. But circle. But a judge upheld the agreement, and the results were never disclosed. Neither nobody was ever prosecuted. Bakr even filed was the evidence — if any — gathered from for damages to his mosque. And true to the a wiretapping of some local criminals. | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art government’s strategy of buying off its enemies, The newspapers were left to write only politicians were soon courting the Jamaat al vague and empty updates about the “ongo- Muslimeen for votes in the next election cycle. ing investigation,” with very little indepen- “That coup affected the nation, the society dent digging of their own into Seetahal’s as a whole, physically, psychologically, and case docket and list of probable enemies.

| MUSIC | CAFE | FILM | | ART | METRO | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | otherwise,” Police Inspector Roger Alex- It was as if the journalists did not want to ander told Danny Gold of Vice Media. “It rouse the same demons that had attacked showed the weakness, and when weakness Seetahal. Even the U.S. government was is exposed, many people take advantage.” letting Trinidadians know they were deal- Now the Jamaat al Muslimeen had a stake ing with some ruthless interlopers. in the giant Life Sport contract, which mush- “This was clearly not a crime of pas- roomed to $17.5 million within a year before sion,” U.S. Assistant Secretary of State a 2014 audit revealed a bonanza of rip-offs. William Brownfield told the Guardian. One company asked for $1.3 million in public “It was not a crime of opportunity where money for “videotaping.” Another company, someone felt they should steal her hand- MIAMI NEW TIMES NEW MIAMI

New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm Dustbin Divers Maintenance, invoiced $17,000 bag and then found they had to shoot her. for a single day of what it called “transporta- This was a well-planned and orchestrated tion.” A third charged $600 to polish some hit. This is not something you plan eas- refrigerators in the office. The program was ily. It is organized crime with an interna- said to have been stuffed with local benefi- tional player that has a crime organization ciaries with curious names such as “Kanye with presence in Trinidad and Tobago.”

XX, 2008 XX, West” and “Michael Jackson.” Trinidad’s At one point, the acting police commis- 9, 2016 9, papers burst with news about the scandal, and sioner, Stephen Williams, implored the media ONTH arch there were calls for resignations and firings. to stop publicizing a count of the days that The embattled minister of sport, Anil had passed since the murder. “She was close 3-M Roberts, was the target of special public scorn to me, so it was painful to me as a person XX–M over Life Sport. He had recently earned the who is not even a relative, so I wonder if you arch nickname “Two Pull” for an embarrassing gave any consideration to the issue of the M ONTH

M episode unrelated to the scandal. Somebody family?” he said after the hundredth day. gave the TV6 television station a video show- “Solving the crime means covering ing a bald-headed man (“closely resembling” all the levels,” Williams said a few weeks 10 10 Roberts, as the newspapers put it) in a hotel later in an interview in his private confer- browardpalmbeach.com

ence room. “This is a top-priority inves- Top: Susan François at her sister Dana miaminewtimes.com tigation, and we have taken a decisive Seetahal’s memorial service. Middle: Rajaee approach. We want results over rumors.” Ali, one of the biggest names accused of the He acknowledged the investigation killing, was already in jail when charges came was “heavily technology-based” and was down. Bottom: Abu Bakr led an insurrection being conducted in partnership with in Trinidad and got away with it. various U.S. agencies, which he declined to identify. “We’re dealing with CCTV a hand in this murder,” he wrote. “The ar- and telephonic communications,” he rests of Rajaee and others appear to be a said. Beyond that, he revealed nothing. very well-calculated plot by persons who

maintain a position of power to influ- | MUSIC | CAFE | FILM NIGHT+DAY| STAGE| ART | METRO | | RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Days | t first, the Life Sport scandal ence the unjust legal system of Trinidad seemed just another mordant joke and Tobago and maybe even by those Aon Trinidadian society, a subject who are actually guilty of the crime.” of amused calypso and a blatant piece of Asked if he wanted to correct any misinfor- shameless incongruity, like official pay- mation in the local media, Ali replied at length: ments to gangsters to build a police station, “Anyone who took the time to get to know or an insurrectionist leader demanding Rajaee will learn that he is God-fearing and compensation for his damaged mosque. humble. Reports that Rajaee is a godfather, Then came the news in late July 2015 don, and gang leader are all false. Rajaee that 11 men associated with Life Sport had lives in an area known as Carapo. He lives in been arrested and charged with Seetahal’s a small wooden home and teaches classes at murder. Among the biggest names was Ra- an unfinished mosque in the area. All claims jaee Ali, the 29-year-old former coordinator that Rajaee benefited from million-dollar of the program in the town of Carapo and government contracts are preposterous. an associate of Jamaat al Muslimeen. He Many people can attest that Rajaee is a very was already in jail for conspiring to murder respectable and helpful person always will- a DJ from the radio station SLAM 100.5. ing to help those in need, but many persons As it happened, the 11 made their initial are afraid of law enforcement personnel court appearance on the 25th anniversary of who have threatened their livelihood if they tage | a rt | Film D ish m usi C the coup d’état led by Muslim activist Abu Photos Auguste/AELL E. Maryann by Photo highlight the good that Rajaee has done.” Bakr, who himself watched from a bench in the back of the courtroom. He was not n a nation where Abu Bakr was able to among the accused, but had been detained shake the government to its foundation and for two days in July while police grilled him. Iescape punishment, the cynicism runs as Police didn’t disclose the evidence against deep as that of many Americans who were the defendants or fully explain why they never satisfied with the Warren Commission’s might have wanted to kill Seetahal. The conclusion that a frustrated pseudo-intellec- prosecution asked the court to place a seal tual lightweight Marxist named Lee Harvey on evidence disclosed in the preliminary Oswald had acted alone in putting a bullet hearing. But the implication seemed clear: through the head of the commander-in-chief. Seetahal had been investigating the program. The comparison of Dana Seetahal to John Director of Public Prosecutions Roger F. Kennedy now goes beyond the slaughter of Gaspard admonished reporters: “I have a a likable public figure. It also extends to the legal duty to remind you that you are not to fatally ambiguous resolution, where the truth publish any material which has the potential of whatever happened may be forever lost in

to prejudice either the state’s rights or the a haze of official secrecy and the silence of New Times Broward-palm B each rights of the accused persons to a fair trial.” the guilty. The mystery will likely lurk in the Few expected that to happen anytime soon. national subconscious like a grassy knoll. Courts in Trinidad are routinely jammed. It will likely not come from the court sys- Defense attorneys and prosecutors alike have tem anytime soon. The case is not expect ed learned that filing even a trivial motion can to reach a courtroom for at least another four tie up proceedings for months. The average years, and a cluster of motions and adjourn- MIAMI NEW TIMES length of a simple homicide trial is about a de- ments have bogged down the progress. A pre- cade — a complicated conspiracy scheme such liminary inquiry is not yet finished, and a key as this one is expected to take even longer. piece of evidence is already gone. Officials Complicating matters is a widespread fear cleaned the blood from Seetahal’s Volkswa- within the judiciary that anyone who looks gen Toaurag and repaired the bullet holes in into the assassination will be killed. Seetahal its exterior before putting it out to public auc- seemed invincible, after all, until her last tion. “Dana’s Death Car for Sale,” proclaimed night at the casino. Acting Attorney General a headline in Trinidad and Tobago Newsday. Stuart Young told parliamentary officials A generally accepted set of facts might never he was forced to hire an outside prosecu- coalesce around who killed Dana Seetahal and tor “because the state attorneys who were why, leaving the collective beliefs of the nation M ONTH asked to do the case feared for their lives.” to revert to the place where they have always M arch

A group calling itself Justice for Ra- lain — within the subversive discourse of ca- XX–M jaee Ali put out a statement on Facebook. lypso that has hummed in private conversation “Rajaee has been wrongfully accused ever since the Spanish brought over the first Af- 3-M ONTH of being a gang leader,” the group said. rican slaves to chop sugar cane — and to wonder arch “Numerous attempts have been made to about the whims and crimes of the powerful. XX, 2008 defame and assassinate his character.” 9, 2016 Aishah Ali, a spokesman for the group, This story is adapted from The Calypso Killing: said via email there is no evidence ty- A Caribbean Murder Mystery, to be published ing the “Life Sport 11” to the crime. “As to March 8 by the journalism cooperative Deca. date, no motive has been established or Download the full ebook at decastories.com. evidence brought forward to suggest that

Rajaee and the other 11 [sic] accused have Silva/Reuters/Newscom De Andrea by Photo [email protected] 1111 browardpalmbeach.com ontents | ontents

Duran Duran • Alabama Shakes • Meghan Trainor • Train • Jason Derulo • Steve Aoki Death Cab for Cutie • G-Eazy • Slightly Stoopid • ZZ Top • Bastille • Walk the Moon The Roots • Fitz and The Tantrums • Capital Cities • Evanescence • Flogging Molly • Andy Grammer • Rick Springfield • Scott Bradlee’s Do you or someone you know have

news | pulp c | news ge | Night+Day Postmodern Jukebox • Salt N Pepa • Goldfinger A t Shovels & Rope • Lukas Graham • Butch Trucks & The Freight Train Band • The Joy Facial Acne? Formidable • Coleman Hell • Judah & The Lion FXM Research in Miramar is looking for males and females 12 to The Babys • LunchMoney Lewis • Watch the 40 years of age that suffer from Facial Acne, to participate in a four [4] Duck • Saint Asonia • Drew Holcomb and The study-visit clinical research study. Medical Insurance is not required for Neighbors • The Bright Light Social Hour study participation. Devon Baldwin • Jesse Royal • Dylan LeBlanc Bobby Lee Rodgers • Secret Weapons • Ria Mae Qualiﬁ ed participants will receive: Cade • Casaveda • Fireside Prophets • Half • Evaluation by a Board Certiﬁ ed Dermatologist. Deezy • Matt Calderin Trio • Mike Mineo • NO • Investigational Study Medication or placebo at no cost. TRAFFIK • Professor & The Jet Sets • SONS OF • Reimbursement for time and travel up to USD $200.00.

| music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art MYSTRO • Tori Lynn • Trey Libra fka Jacob Izrael and WD-HAN! For more information please call: (954) 430-1097 Francisco Flores, MD. FXM Research Miramar Board Certiﬁ ed Dermatologist 14601 SW 29th Street, Suite 208 FXM Research Miramar Miramar, Florida 33027 the earlier you buy, www.fxmresearch.com the more you save! Do you or someone you know have Buy any ticket type Atopic Dermatitis at the lowest rate Also known as Eczema)? $15 A DAY but only if you FXM Research in Miramar is looking for males and females 18 years

New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm with the 5-day pass. or older that suffer from Atopic Dermatitis (dry, red, scaling patches throughout your body with or without itchiness), to participate in an up to three (3) study visit Big savings on 1 and clinical research study. Medical Insurance is not required for study participation. 2-day tickets too! oon buy s Qualiﬁ ed participants will receive: • Evaluation by a Board Certiﬁ ed Dermatologist. 9, 2016 9, DEAL ENDS MARCH 11 • Investigational Study Medication or placebo at no cost. arch Buy now at SUNFEST.COM/SAVENOW • Reimbursement for time and travel up to USD $150.00. 3-M For more information please call: (954) 430-1097

arch Francisco Flores, MD. FXM Research Miramar

M Tickets online at sunfest.com or call 1-800-sunfest (786-3378) Board Certiﬁ ed Dermatologist 14601 SW 29th Street, Suite 208 FXM Research Miramar Miramar, Florida 33027 www.fxmresearch.com

® NIGHTWEEKOF MARCH 3 - MARCH 9, 2016 WWW.BROWARDPALMBEACH.COM/CALENDARDAY debut as a “machine-tooled adventure” created by people who “think just like IMPRESSED YET? the marketing division.” If only she had “Making New Impressions,” lived to see Transformers and Twilight. Thursday These days, Raiders is appreciated by cine-

philes, casual moviegoers, and, presumably, Night+Day | s extraterrestrials alike as an unalloyed classic, the kind of action/adventure/comedy/ romance that benchmarks a winning block- buster. We’re nostalgic for its grainy film quality, its pre-CGI effects, its droll humor, its insistence that such a quaint concept as a story still mattered. Then there’s the music: tage | a rt | Film dish m usi C A goodly portion of Raiders’ permanent resi- dency in some cranny of our memory banks is thanks to John Williams’ soaring, iconic score, which screams “Indiana Jones” as much as a dusty fedora and a fear of snakes. That’s what makes the opening night of this year’s Festival of the Arts Boca so special. The weeklong-plus celebration of music and performing arts opens with a 35th-anniversary screening of Raiders on the Mizner Park Amphitheater’s jumbo screen, with conduc- tor Constantine Kitsopoulos leading the Uni- versity of Miami’s Henry Mancini Institute Photography by Michael L. Fossler Orchestra through a live performance of Wil- artwork is available for sale, with 50 percent classes are for those looking to socialize, step liams’ dynamic, triumphant music. It prom- NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH of proceeds going to the Bonnet House. out of their comfort zone, or simply adapt ises to be a fully immersive evening, though New Times Broward-palm B each THU 3/3 The show’s opening reception begins at 6 those skills to their everyday lives and careers. it’s best to leave your bullwhip at home. p.m. Thursday. The $75 admission includes At the Drop In, you’ll learn long and short The film screens at 7 p.m. Friday at ▼ ART interactive food stations with special alcohol form, games, hosting, sketch writing, and the amphitheater, located at 590 Plaza pairings, an open bar, a tour of the Bonnet other skills. It’s even a little New-Agey — the Real in Boca Raton. Tickets cost $15 to FLORIDA, UNPEOPLED House’s private living quarters, and live mu- release states, “You do not have to be funny or $125. Call 561-368-8445, or visit festi- Hurricane-force waves batter a dock jut- sic. The exhibition will run through May 1 for clever, you get to be you, because you are valoftheartsboca.org. JOHN THOMASON ting into the Atlantic Ocean. A gleaming standard museum tour prices of $16 to $20. enough.” This workshop promises plenty of high-rise spikes toward the heavens, nearly The Bonnet House is located at 900 N. Birch stage time for actual improv development; it’s ▼ FASHION dwarfing the full moon behind it. An empty Road in Fort Lauderdale. Call 954-563-5393, one of those things that you have to do plenty rowboat casts a reflection on water made or visit bonnethouse.org. JOHN THOMASON of times, and it’s good for first-timers and re- THAT’S SO HAUTE from sewn patches. These works, by Mike turning players. What’s the worst thing that Your sad, neglected wardrobe might reflect Fossler, Charles Langjahr, and Claudia Groll, ▼ COMEDY could happen? Your “act” lands a little hard? only clothes you bought on clearance from are just three of the 63 pieces opening this Tinseltown is filled with many who’ve done some discount store back in college, but week at the Bonnet House Museum & Gar- MAKE IT FUNNY! worse, so there’s nothing to lose. Thursday you’re a grownup now. It’s time to dress like dens’ annual “Making New Impressions” juried Local improviser Anthony Francis had a Drop Ins happen from 7 to 9:30 p.m. at Arts a professional. Luckily for you, the Spring exhibition, which doubles as a fundraiser dream, and in the fall of 2014, he turned it into Garage, 180 NE First St., Delray Beach. Class Fling Fashion Show is open to seasoned for the historic Fort Lauderdale home. Pho- an academically questionable reality with costs $10, and garage parking is $5. Call 561- fashion lovers as well as those who think M ONTH

tography, acrylic, oil, digital art, embroidery, ImprovU. Now in the spring of 2016, class at- 706-5128, or visit improvu.org. ABEL FOLGAR the word “haute” describes temperature. M arch

mixed media — it’s all on tendance is up to roughly Taking place at the Atlantic Hotel & Spa, XX–M display, from vivid paint- GET OUR FREE APP 40 students per week, the fashion show will feature seasonal threads 3-M ings of brightly plumed SCAN THIS CODE WITH YOUR and the two troupes — from top local designers, salons, and boutiques.

iPHONE OR ANDROID FRI 3/4 ONTH fauna to black-and- Business Casual and The event will kick off at 6 p.m. on the hotel’s arch FOR MORE EVENTS white nature portraits OR VISIT: browardpalmbeach.com Halo Kitty — continually fifth-floor oceanfront terrace with drinks and ▼ FILM + MUSIC XX, 2008 in the tradition of Ansel spread the improv gospel appetizers from Beauty & the Feast. Not only 9, 2016 Adams. Juror Mariavelia Savino selected throughout South Florida. Improvisation is will guests be exposed to up-and-coming works that avoid an overarching theme but one of the greatest tools for developing acting HENRY JONES JR. spring fashion, but they will also get to enjoy suggest Florida in its most natural, depopu- and/or comedic chops; it’s pure, it’s quick, and When it was released in the summer of a three-course dinner beforehand courtesy of lated state, with sun-dappled landscapes, it’s for anyone. Francis might’ve wanted to 1981, Raiders of the Lost Ark was not uni- Beauty & the Feast. This way, you can stuff your animals, and floral still lifes reflecting a sense expand improvisational theater in South Flor- versally loved. Pauline Kael, writing in face while seething in jealousy at the models’ of bygone, undeveloped paradise. All of the ida, but this is more than just theater. These the New Yorker, dismissed Indiana Jones’ fit figures (you can start your diet tomorrow). 1313 Because seating is limited, RSVP is required. Tickets are free for general admission but cost $25 for reserved VIP and $35 for front-row VIP. Dinner tickets cost $49, and dinner begins at 7 p.m. Buy tickets at eventbrite.com. The fashion show takes place from 6 to 10 p.m. Friday. The Atlantic Hotel & Spa is located at 601 N. Fort Lauderdale Beach Blvd., Fort Lauderdale. Visit society8.com, or call 954-567-8070. NATALYA JONES browardpalmbeach.com browardpalmbeach.com SAT 3/5

▼ BOOKS ontents | ontents DINE ON PROSE Javier Brosch / Shutterstock.com Ever wish you could spend an evening en- Bust out the bagpipes and let the games begin. Take a walk. grossed in a conversation over dinner with The festivities will take place from 9 your favorite wordsmith — not in a Kathy a.m. to 6 p.m. in Heritage Park, located at one-hour class will teach you the basics of Bates in Misery way, but more like an IFC 1100 S. Fig Tree Lane in Plantation. Tickets meditation, self-awareness, and a series of re- Dinner for Five that replaces Kevin Smith cost $20 in advance and $25 at the gate, laxation techniques to help make your Sunday and Jon Favreau with interesting book au- children’s tickets cost $2 for ages 6 to 14, funday a little better. Afterward, further your thors? With the Broward Public Library and kids under 6 get in free. For box of- enlightenment with brunch and a craft-beer- Foundation’s Literacy Feast 2016, we are all fice locations, visit sassf.org. DAVID MINSKY tasting at Riverside Market. Previous medi- one step closer to this dinner-party vision. tation experience is not required to attend; This edition marks 28 years and more than ▼ BENEFITS just be sure to wear comfortable clothes and $3 million raised for literacy programs during bring your own yoga mat, towel, or pillow. this community event. It pairs guest authors PUPPY PARADE Meditation & Microbrews takes place with supporters for a night of cocktails at the Dogs are great for many reasons; they cuddle, from 10:30 to 11:30 a.m. at Craft Beer Car- Broward County Main Library, followed by they reduce stress, they provide comic relief. tel, located at 557 SW 12th Ave., Fort Lau- news | pulp c | news ge | Night+Day

A intimate dinners at private homes and res- Still, one of the best aspects of having one: They derdale. Call 954-541-3206. NICOLE DANNA t taurants. Some of this year’s featured authors force you to get outside and walk. It’s good are Alafair Burke, Liz Cunningham, Jason for you and necessary for Fido. Plus, it’s the Mott, Helen Ellis, and Rebecca Dinerstein. ideal way to meet other crazy canine lovers. The event begins at 6 p.m. Saturday with This Saturday, the Humane Society of TUE 3/8 an open bar, hors d’oeuvres, book sales, and Broward County will host its largest annual signings at the Broward County Main Li- fundraiser. Like your daily dog walk on ste- ▼ MUSEUMS brary, located at 100 S. Andrews Ave. in Fort roids, 2016 Walk for the Animals brings together Lauderdale. At 7:30 p.m., everyone departs thousands of pups and their people. Beginning COUTURE AND CHAMPAGNE for dinners at nearby locations. Tickets start at Huizenga Plaza, the event includes live en- In today’s ultracasual world of jeans and at $175, with funds benefiting several of the tertainment, free dog goodies from more than flip-flops, it’s hard to imagine a time when programs offered through the foundation, in- 40 sponsors, great prizes (one is a chance to get even average Joes and Janes went about cluding computer instruction, workshops for your pup’s photo on next year’s publicity mate- in suits and tailored dresses — and would college-bound students, and summer reading rial), a free pancake breakfast from IHOP, and never have left the house without a hat. | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art programs. Visit bplfoundation.org, or call the chance to raise money for animals that don’t At NSU Art Museum Fort Lauderdale, the 954-357-7382. TERRA SULLIVAN have it as good as yours. More than $570,000 Beaux Arts Couture and Champagne Luncheon was raised as last year’s event. It’s an easy 1.25- presents the exhibit “Bellissima: Italy and High ▼ CULTURAL FESTIVALS mile walk that winds through downtown Fort Fashion 1945-1968,” which offers a glimpse Lauderdale, along the New River. Through- inside Italian high society through fashion in LET THE SCOTTISH out the day, anticipate live bands, strolling the 1950s and ’60s in post-World War II Italy. performers, and a dog agility performance. Former New York Times Style Magazine editor GAMES BEGIN The party starts at 8 a.m., the walk Stefano Tonchi explains that the bellissima If you’re a South Floridian of Scottish heritage, commences at 10, and everything wraps style fell into the context of Italian art and cin- there’s a good chance you’re extremely proud up at noon. Huizenga Plaza is located at 32 ema of those years. “It is very much about the of your ancestry and you have a great tan — or E. Las Olas Blvd. in Fort Lauderdale. Visit relationship between fashion and the arts and at least a lot of interconnected freckles. Florid- humanebroward.donordrive.com. SARA VENTIERA will give an idea of what life was like in Italy at ian Scots enjoy a good round of games, except that time,” he says. The exhibit features more they’re not on the beach and they’re playing in than 90 designer garments, accessories, and kilts. Can you imagine Scotsmen playing beach 3/6 one-of-a-kind Bulgari jewels alongside art,

NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW SUN

New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm volleyball in their kilts? We know you are. film, and photography in a dynamic show. This Saturday, you won’t have to imagine, The exhibition comes on the heels of the because the Scottish American Society of ▼ FOOD + DRINK museum’s 30th-anniversary gala last month. South Florida hosts the 33rd-annual South The luncheon runs from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. this East Florida Scottish Festival and Highland BEER NIRVANA Tuesday at the NSU Art Museum, located Games in Plantation. Celebrating Scottish and The saying “just chill” gets real this weekend at 1 E. Las Olas Blvd. in Fort Lauderdale.

XX, 2012 XX, Gaelic culture, the games are typically held at Craft Beer Cartel in Fort Lauderdale. This Tickets cost $100, and all proceeds benefit 9, 2016 9, in the spring and summer and are a huge deal Sunday, self-awareness and self-indulgence the NSU Art Museum. Call 954-525-5500, ONTH

arch in Scotland. Though there won’t actually be will come together at this locals’ craft beer or visit nsuartmuseum.org. DAVID MINSKY volleyball, there will be far more impressive mecca and homebrew supply shop for the

3-M traditional Scottish games, such as the caber inaugural Meditation & Microbrews. Here, XX–M toss, which basically involves tossing a tree you’ll be able to check a few things off your arch (technically a log) end over end as far as one weekend to-do list: You can find your inner Send upcoming events to Arts & Culture Editor Rebecca ONTH M McBane at BrowardPalmBeach.com/submit-event.

M can — all while wearing a kilt. Other than the peace, get some Zen, and achieve a bal- Include the location, date, time, price, a contact phone competition, there will be dancing, drumming, anced buzz — all thanks to this beginners’ number, and a high resolution photo. It’s best to submit children’s games, Celtic bands, sheepdog dem- guide to meditation and mindfulness. items three weeks in advance. onstrations, massing of the clans, and parades. Led by local yogi Shelly Tygielski, the 1414 browardpalmbeach.com browardpalmbeach.com

BY ABEL FOLGAR ometimes the tattoo artists in primitive cultures were shamans,” explains Fakir Musafar, the preeminent researcher of body modification and of the so-called “modern primitives” S n ight+Day | movement. “They envisioned the marks, tattooed them on the body, and then the person who got the tattoo was whole, complete. It was their pattern, their mark, and Courtesy of Morikami Museum and Japanese Gardens without that mark, they were incomplete. on any mall rat, dude-bro, CEO, or fash- also used to mark criminals. In the 18th Century, Irezumi, Japanese traditional tattooing. the artistry of the decorative pictorial tattoo That’s part of the magic of the tattoo.” ion model. No need to join the Navy, brave s

The world of foxholes, and then get drunk in Singapore. evolved alongside ukiyo-e — woodblock prints. Brand, Miyazo, Shige, Junii, and Yokohama tage body modification Anyone can point at a random kanji (Chinese In Japan, tattooing is still considered an un- Horiken. The show was curated by Takahiro has changed signifi- character) and order it inked. The spiritual derground movement, according to the team Kitamura and photographed by Kip Ful- MAINSTREAM | Art | Film | JAPANESE cantly since ancient aspect of tattooing has been largely forgot- that put together the traveling exhibit. They beck. It set attendance records when visitors times, especially ten with the art form’s broad dissemination. explain in press materials that “as Japanese tat- came to view it at the Japanese American CULTURE STILL over the past 70-odd But a new exhibit at the Morikami Museum toos have moved into the mainstream, the art- National Museum of Los Angeles in 2014. DISMISSES years, since World includes fascinating research and captivating istry and legacy of Japanese tattooing remain On April 8, tattoo artist Brand will talk THE SUBJECT War II. Tattooing images to explore the deeper meanings and both enigmatic and misunderstood. Often cop- about “The 108 Heroes of Los Angeles” ITSELF AS was once a mark worldwide influence of tattooing — specifically, ied by practitioners and aficionados in the West — stories about people’s rebellion against UNDERGROUND. of tribal belong- Japanese traditional tattooing, called irezumi. without regard to its rich history, symbolism, or corrupt Los Angeles government in the D ish | ing or of a spiritual This form ranks consistently as one of the tradition, the art form is commonly reduced to late ’70s/early ’80s. He will explain how ceremony — or, in the case of Jews in the most popular in the world. It is characterized a visual or exotic caricature. Conversely, main- that movement brought the community to- mid-1900s, a forced mark of their Jewishness. by powerful landscapes, crazed samurai, other- stream Japanese culture still dismisses the sub- gether and was depicted through tattoos. m usi C | Young soldiers in WWII explored the worldly dragons, and colorful wildlife like ma- ject itself as underground, associating it more world, and many returned home with tattoos, jestic fish and vicious large felines. These bold with some of its clientele than with the artists [email protected] taboo souvenirs of a foreign culture or place. patterns, vibrant schemes, and exciting and practicing it. Both of these mindsets ignore the

In America, tattoos were a sign of toughness iconic imagery are immediately recognizable, vast artistry and rich history of the practice.” “Perseverance: Japanese Tattoo NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH New Times Broward-palm B each and adventure and were associated with as is the so-called Yakuza-style full-body tattoo. “Perseverance: Japanese Tattoo Tradition Tradition in a Modern World” niche groups like bikers and sailors. They Tattooing in Japan goes back to about 600 in a Modern World” includes photographs On display Friday, February 26, to May 8 at the Morikami Museum and Japanese Gardens, once symbolized certain class restrictions. A.D. Historians say that its earliest forms had of work by seven renowned Japanese art- 4000 Morikami Park Road, Delray Beach. But no more. Today they can be found decorative or spiritual purposes, though it was ists: Ryudaibori, Horitomo, Chris Horishiki Call 561-495-0233. or visit morikami.org.

Stay Plugged In.

All our ads, all the time, D & The o george Thorogoo Ws! Ts T iTh The ouTla all on-line. Win a Pair of Ticke eVer Tour W baDDer Than DesTroyers’ he craW Debauchery M o T ONTH iP TickeTs T M ➘ Win a Pair of V TiVal!

es XX–M f arch fooD & Music T

Ty Dancing a 3-M Ts To see Dir arTs! Ming ONTH Win a Pair of Ticke The Perfor enTer for arch PROMOTIONS SeaRch ad INdex broWarD c

The XX, 2008

Wer aT 9, 2016 Ts To robin Tro Win a Pair of Ticke on Parker Playhouse! Online AdvertisingN Directory www.browardpalmbeach.com/adindex For Advertising Opportunities Call: 954-233-1569 15 Online Display Ads 15 ▼ Film Operation browardpalmbeach.com browardpalmbeach.com Unendurable Whiskey Tango Foxtrot confirms that the movies ts | o N te ts don’t get Tina Fey.

BY MELISSA ANDERSON he title of Glenn Ficarra and John Requa’s strained dark comedy, in which the War in Afghan- istan serves as the backdrop to an American woman’s self-actualiz- Frank Masi ews | pulp c y | N ews Ting journey, is the military phonetic-alphabet Incessant shots of mongrel-humping typify the zippy same-sex romantic comedy I Love WTF, Tina Fey? rendering of WTF. The mild Islamophobia WTF’s disregard for the battle-ravaged Asian You Phillip Morris (2009), which they also and highly questionable casting choices in nation — which is actually played by New Mex- wrote, provided lead Jim Carrey with one of and others) and written by Robert Carlock, the film call to mind other texting abbrevia- ico. When Kim remarks to her fixer, “I know his greatest roles; the actor’s manic energy, a chief collaborator on Kimmy Schmidt and

Night+ dA tions — namely, AYFKMWTS and GTFOOH. you like your women to be beautiful, mysteri- refocused in that film, was divided equally 30 Rock, only lightly jabs at its heroine. “That In the end, though, it’s an armed-forces ac- ous IKEA bags” — a dig followed by an artlessly between id and libido. WTF, however, con- is officially the most American-white-lady

ge | ronym dating back to World War II that best inserted sequence of a group of women in blue firms what’s been obvious ever since 2004’s story I’ve ever heard,” a Lebanese colleague A

t describes this dismal burkas walking in the square — we are meant Mean Girls, Fey’s first major film outing: that (Sheila Vand) tells Kim after she constructs project: FUBAR. not to be appalled by her bigotry but to chortle the performer and writer, who’s done so a dopey metaphor involving that station- FEY’S MOVIES Whiskey Tango along with her forthrightness. More distress- many outstanding things on the small screen, ary bike seen in WTF’s opening minutes Foxtrot is based on ingly, the actor playing Kim’s intermediary is has frequently been ill-served by the big one. to explain why she’s in Kabul. But the NOT ONLY reporter Kim Barker’s Connecticut native Christopher Abbott (best Fey’s movies, WTF especially, not only American white lady’s story is the official REVEAL HOW 2011 memoir, The Tal- known for Girls and James White), who ap- reveal how limited her acting range is but one here, the horrors she is surrounded by LIMITED iban Shuffle: Strange parently possesses the lone qualifications Hol- also lead to extreme cognitive dissonance, mere backdrop to her self-improvement. HER ACTING Days in Afghanistan lywood demands to portray an Afghan native: as they’re often the kinds of pandering cul- RANGE IS BUT and Pakistan (which the ability to grow a thick beard and look good tural products her TV shows would skewer. [email protected] ALSO LEAD I haven’t read). In the in a pakol. Abbott’s Fahim Ahmadzai, at least, Unbreakable Kimmy Schimdt, like 30 Rock big-screen adapta- is constructed as a noble, if one-dimensional before it, brilliantly calls attention to the pa- Whiskey Tango Foxtrot TO EXTREME tion, the first “r” is character. In contrast, Alfred Molina, as the thologies and absurdities of white privilege Starring Tina Fey, Margot Robbie, Martin COGNITIVE dropped from the corrupt, concupiscent attorney general, the (the earlier show giving us the immortal Freeman, Alfred Molina, and Billy Bob Thornton. Directed by Glenn Ficarra and John Requa.

Art | s | Art film | music dish DISSONANCE. author’s surname (as other prominent “Afghan” in the film, has been phrase “white nonsense,” delivered by Sherri | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | Written by Robert Carlock. Based on The Taliban are her escapades instructed to play as broad as the Khyber Pass. Shepherd’s Angie Jordan). WTF, which was Shuffle: Strange Days in Afghanistan and in the second country of the title), and her Ficarra and Requa’s directorial debut, produced by Fey (along with Lorne Michaels Pakistan, by Kim Barker. 112 minutes. Rated R. career is slightly tweaked: Kim Baker (Tina Fey) is a writer for a cable-news channel in New York, not a print journalist (Barker, formerly with the Chicago Tribune, is now ▼ ARTHAUS Corban) and dim son Poky horse ridin’. on the Metro desk at the New York Times). Ionita (Mihai Comanoiu) The film signals her sad-lady status with the Aferim! — have been commis- bottle of over-40 multivitamins on her desk, the STARRING TEODOR CORBAN, MIHAI COMANOIU, AND sioned to track down a exercise bike she rides in a grim windowless TOMA CUZIN. DIRECTED BY RADU JUDE. 108 MINUTES. runaway Romani slave room and the “mildly depressive” boyfriend (Josh Charles) who never seems to be in town. NOT RATED. OPENS FRIDAY, MARCH 4, AT CINEMA wanted, it is revealed, Kim signs up for a three-month assignment in PARADISO HOLLYWOOD (2008 HOLLYWOOD BLVD., for bedding the boyar’s Kabul in 2003, a post she stretches out to years. HOLLYWOOD; 954-525-3456; FLIFF.COM) AND LAKE wife. Mostly, they talk. In the Afghan capital, the diffident journo WORTH PLAYHOUSE (713 LAKE AVE., LAKE WORTH; The pair’s run-ins — with NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm blooms: She becomes a confident on-air cor- 561-586-6169; LAKEWORTHPLAYHOUSE.ORG). plague-infected peas- respondent, pounds both scotch and a Scottish t first blush, the least Romanian of the ants, terrified “crows” freelance photographer (Martin Freeman) and, Romanian New Wavers, Radu Jude’s (gypsies), an outra- in what has become a prerequisite for all Fey ve- new film is in no way a steely-eyed, ul- geously xenophobic hicles, cabbage-patches to ’90s old-school jams. trarealist,A uninflected working-class trudge, and priest, a militia of other WTF is essentially Eat Pray Love for embeds, the cranial wounds of Eastern European Com- boyars, even an officious

XX, 2012 XX, filled with jokes and sight gags that are repeated 9, 2016 9, munism are yet a gleam in the characters’ eyes. Ottoman bigwig — float to ever-stonier spectator silence. The wearying, Rather, more acutely than The Hateful Eight, Af- Pictures World Big / Chitu Mihai on nonstop banter, most ONTH arch self-explanatory looks-inflation system known erim! is a comic western — complete with pe- justice, and gypsy slaves. Shot in spectral wides- of it spewing from Costandin’s mouth in a river as “Kabul cute” — applicable to women only —

3-M riod-drama frontier-ness, poky horse ridin’, creen black-and-white, Jude’s movie (a prize- of invective and idiotic aphorisms. Jude, a New is clarified to Kim twice within five minutes of XX–M screen time, first by a fellow reporter (Margot bounty hunters, and an Anthony Mann-ish love winner at the Berlin Film Festival and Jude’s first Wave stalwart since his unforgettable short The arch Robbie) and then by a Marine colonel (Billy for scrubby mountain landscapes. The particu- film to be distributed stateside) plays out almost Tube With a Hat (2006) won virtually every festi- ONTH M lars emerge gradually: It’s postmedieval (early entirely at a lazy distance, without closeups; you val prize there is, coolly resists any portent about M Bob Thornton); though she picks up Pashto and Dari quickly, the new arrival to Afghani- 1800s, actually) Wallachia, and the two chatty have to lean in to catch the ironies amid the wild how the journey might resolve — we fear the stan, it would seem, has trouble grasping the riders we meet are mercenary “constables” tra- openness. The ersatz lawmen on the journey — worst, and get it, in a typically offhand Romanian difference between the numbers 4 and 10. versing a peasant landscape of plague, frontier plump, crotchety father Costandin (Teodor way. MICHAEL ATKINSON 1616 NOTHING GOOD EVER CAME OUT OF A BUTT SWITCH TO VAPING

Move on from smoking to vaping. 30,000 tempting flavors. No smell. No smoke. No attitude.

FIND A STORE NEAR YOU! VISIT www.vaporfi.com • 1-855-93-VAPOR FRANCHISES AVAILABLE! 10 % * OFF OVER EVERYTHING SEE COUPON ON REVERSE PAGE. 30,000 WAYS TO MAKE THE SWITCH

YOU THINK IT. WE MIX IT. YOU VAPE IT. If it’s flavor you crave, VaporFi anywhere else. Our 100% USA made e-liquids can be blended to create nearly any flavor you desire. In fact, we have so your experience will never be the same twice. And what’s the best part? Guess who’s the mind behind these incredible flavor creations... YOU!

GET VOX® Mini VOX® TC Offers a wildly Designed with dynamic range of advanced options and an temperature control ‘VOXY’ intensely powerful for that perfect vape, level of firing up to 50W for performance. an experience WITH IT! like no other. The VOX® is the all-around, impeccably designed, top quality, awesome mod that was designed to handle the needs of every advanced vaper looking for a solid experience, tons of performance capabilities, and no fuss.

www.vaporfi.com • 1-855-93-VAPOR OVER 30,000 WAYS TO MAKE THE SWITCH & MUCH MORE YOU THINK IT. WE MIX IT. YOU VAPE IT. If it’s flavor you crave, VaporFi® delivers with a high fidelity experience you won’t find anywhere else. Our 100% USA made e-liquids can be blended to create nearly any flavor you desire. In fact, we have over 30,000 flavor combinations, so your experience will never be the same twice. And what’s the best part? Guess who’s the mind behind these incredible flavor creations... YOU!

NEW!

VOX® 100 TC This advanced mod will certainly take temperature control care of those for that perfect vape, yearnings. Firing up firing up to 50W for to a hellish100W, it's about to get real!

Make sure to try our new, exclusive, Grand Reserve flavor collection. Our chef inspired flavor creations are sure to take your taste buds to another level.

• Premium E-liquids • Steeped and/or aged • Proprietary Chef-Inspired Recipes • Unrestricted flavor ratio • 70% VG / 30% PG

www.vaporfi.com • 1-855-93-VAPOR FRANCHISES AVAILABLE! PARTNER WITH VAPORFI® NAMED ONE OF THE TOP 10 FRANCHISE INDUSTRIES TO WATCH FOR BY ENTREPRENEUR MAGAZINE

Now is your chance to own a VaporFiT® franchise. Cash in on the booming electronic cigarette industry % OFF and go into business for yourself, but not by yourself * as you receive complete, ongoing support from the 10 EVERYTHING very start. Your path to franchise success starts here.

*Cannot be combined with any other offer. Pricing and participation may vary, limit 1 per household, must be 18+ to redeem. Expires 12/31/2016.

NOT FOR SALE TO MINORS. VaporFi products are not smoking cessation products and have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration, nor are they intended to treat, prevent or cure any disease or condition. Some VaporFi products may contain nicotine, which is addictive. © 2016 VaporFi, Inc. VaporFi is a trademark of VaporFi, Inc. FOLLOW US!

FIND A STORE NEAR YOU! VISIT www.vaporfi.com • 1-855-93-VAPOR FRANCHISES AVAILABLE! browardpalmbeach.com

225 siblings, Judy has always missing. In the course of her browardpalmbeach.com dreamed of moving to Zootopia, Analogies for investigation, Judy uncovers sexism, racism, “where anyone can be anything,” evidence of predators suddenly ▼ Film and bigotry and become a police officer. “going savage” and attacking their run somewhat Like contemporary New York fellow animals. Like a zombie rampant. or Paris, the metropolis of Zooto- outbreak, the savagery seems Busytown Confidential pia is also a sort of theme park — in to be contagious, and the media this case a land of different cli- begins force-feeding the popula- Disney’s Zootopia paws at mates and topographies where all tion’s fears. Having recently shed segregated city life. animals live in peace, if not quite their mutual prejudices, Nick and BY MICHELLE ORANGE together. Boroughs like “Little Judy find their partnership begin- | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Days | n Zootopia, animals do a lot of the things Rodentia” and “Tundratown” ning to fray and fill with doubt. | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | that animals in Disney movies usually do: separate the mice from the polar The problem, of course, with They speak; they walk upright and wear bears; despite its claim of harmony Zootopia’s framing metaphor Ifunny clothes; they exhibit attitudes that align among species, Zootopia’s animals is that predators are predators or ironically misalign with their species’ ap- self-segregate, something the by nature, and thank God for pearance and reputation; they hold jobs; they film suggests is inevitable within that. Heavy with pop allusions experience outsize emotion and moral doubt; even the most inclusive society. ©2015 Disney and references to other crime they sing and dance about their emotions The whole shebang hinges on underworld movies — including and resolve those moral doubts. Which is to the apparent eradication of the prey drive as the realm of political correctness and mi- The Godfather and Chinatown — Zootopia say that, in Disney’s almost-audacious new in the animal kingdom’s natural predators, croaggressions. Judy insists she’s “not just is impressive in its visual conception and animated feature, the animals behave less like including Nick Wilde (Jason Bateman), a some token bunny” and explains that only scope: At once straightforward and densely actual humans and more like humans found swaggering fox with an all-day hustle. The a bunny can call another bunny “cute.” layered with wit and incident, it manages in movies. What sets Zootopia apart from its animals have “evolved” past the prey instinct, Nick claims he entered a life of petty a lively clip and the odd fresh joke. But the dancing-bear kin is the way it uses the terms of though apparently their other respective crime because the world didn’t expect any movie’s limp resolution of the provocative anthropomorphism to emphasize its central drives remain intact (see Judy’s 225 siblings). better from a “sly fox”; Judy must constantly questions it raises — aren’t we still animals, questions: What does it mean to be civilized With some effort, Judy aces the police transcend the “dumb bunny” trope. Zooto- civilized but ultimately tribal animals, — i.e., to be human — what does it mean to academy, only to find that she is unwelcome in pia feels most alert to its own mission when and won’t we always pose some kind of be an animal, and is it possible to be both? a professional cohort made up of rhinos, polar its characters individuate while somehow danger to one another? — had the Werner If that sounds heavy, never fear: Zootopia bears, and other beastly types led by a hardass staying true to their respective species. Herzog of my mind laughing loudest.

al so features a lion named Mayor Lionheart Cape buffalo named Chief Bogo (Iris Elba). Like Nick and Judy’s relationship forms the tage | a rt | Film D ish Musi C (J.K. Simmons), a bunny named Judy Hopps everyone else, Bogo believes Judy to be unfit heart of Zootopia’s edgy-cute exercise in [email protected] (Ginnifer Goodwin), and an anthem-belting for the job — she’s too small, too weak, too soft. consciousness raising: Stuck on the meter- gazelle (named Gazelle) voiced by Shakira. In case we miss the analogies for sexism, maid beat but determined to prove herself, Zootopia A biblical variety and number of God’s racism, and bigotry that run somewhat ram- Judy catches Nick mid-hustle and then uses Directed by Byron Howard and Rich Moore. adorably styled creatures populate this al- pant in Zootopia, screenwriters Phil Johnston him to help investigate the disappearance of Written by Jared Bush and Phil Johnston. Starring Ginnifer Goodwin, Jason Bateman, legory of discrimination and tribalism. The and Jared Bush use language borrowed from an otter named Emmet. Said otter is one of Idris Elba, Jenny Slate, Tommy Chong, J.K. bunny is our girl: Raised on a farm with her debates on civil rights and diversity as well a dozen Zootopians — all predators — gone Simmons, and Octavia Spencer. Opens March 4. NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH New Times Broward-palm B each M ONTH M XX–M arch ONTH 3-M arch XX, 2008 9, 2016

17 browardpalmbeach.com

It’s not just breakfast. It’s a

NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM Organic. Grass Fed. Cage Free. 9, 2016 9, ARCH 3-M 333 Himmarshee St ARCH

M Fort Lauderdale, FL 33312 www.o-bhouse.com

18 browardpalmbeach.com browardpalmbeach.com

▼ Dish Where the

hat do you think of when you think of Shooters Waterfront? Do you go there for good food or for hot Wbodies? If you’re a longtime South Florid- ian, the answer to that question might be the latter form of fresh meat and not the sort you’d find on your dinner plate. When Shooters opened in 1982, it was the place to party in Fort Lauderdale. Here, patrons could swim in the waterside pool, drink at the outdoor bar, and lounge as Photo by CandaceWest.com yachts zipped past on the wide stretch of revelers who came to watch the debauchery. is American restaurant sushi ever good? Seared brown-butter scallops and shrimp tage | a rt | Film dish m usi C Intracoastal just south of the Oakland Park Despite a design overhaul, the restaurant’s — but you should. You might be impressed bridge. Flanked to the south by Bootlegger, footprint, layout, and view are still the same. with the size of the roll (it’s worth the $13 of coconut-scented daiquiri sauce. The the two properties drew huge crowds for Architecturally, all that’s missing is the old price tag), and there’s a balance of flavor restaurant sells at least 40 each night. their hot-body contests. It was the embodi- wooden dock, crowded patio, and — of course and texture, a layering of flavors, you don’t A Caribbean-bread-pudding flan is no ment of all that Fort — the pool. If there was one word I’d use to expect here. Even the vegetarian roll was less stunning, a dish that marries a Latin Lauderdale stood for describe it now, that word would be “gray.” something worth Instagramming, a satisfy- staple with American comfort fare into a TODAY, A at the time: spring Gray interior decor, gray walls, and gray table ing combination of seared tofu marinated in single mold, the dense, creamy flan served TAMER break, every weekend. settings give the place an overall dull tone. sesame oil, julienned carrot, asparagus, and beside a homemade bananas Foster ice. Twenty years later, Outside, it’s a different story. It would be lettuce. The slices are so big that you’ll have Neither too sweet nor too dry, the choco- VERSION OF Fort Lauderdale had hard to improve on the view from Shoot- a hard time fitting them in your mouth. late fudge cake is quite a spectacle, large SHOOTERS grown up, and the ers’ waterside patio, what I’d venture to say Other dishes were unremarkable but enough for three people to share. Lopez says EXISTS. Sunday crowds had is among the most picturesque in the area, decent. An apple, Brie, and chicken sand- he wanted to name it the “big-ass slice of dwindled to less-than- a wide swath of water where megayachts wich is a new addition, oozy melted dairy chocolate cake,” but that didn’t fly with the enviable numbers. After some back and forth float past. The new, uncluttered layout al- atop a layer of wilted spinach and thin- owners. All humility is gone once it arrives with concept changes and cover charges, lows guests a better view of the water. sliced apple smothered in a thick balsamic at the table, the restaurant’s name scrawled NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH in July 2012 both properties filed for bank- There’s also a tiki bar outdoors and seating glaze. It’s folded into a pocket of sweet, in powdered chocolate on the plate. Ask to New Times Broward-palm B each ruptcy and were auctioned off in December. near the water’s edge on an expanded patio chewy tandoori bread, and although I take it home and they’ll devise a way to use In February 2014, Shooters Waterfront widened by nearly 20 feet from the old days. would have preferred less chew and more several to-go containers to pack it up for you. Café reopened as Shooters Waterfront, In true Fort Lauderdale style, patrons are crunch, it was easy enough to finish. “We realized when we took this sold for an estimated $7 million to Wil- welcome to arrive by boat, with 340 feet Entrées are your typical South Florida fare: spot that there was a real lack of up- liam McIntyre, owner of the Grateful of dockage as well as a Water Taxi stop. a towering, ten-ounce Angus cheeseburger, scale, waterfront dining,” says Lopez. Palate Restaurant and yacht provision- Aside from the name, everything else perfected after a month of trial-and-error taste “We knew we could do better.” ing company, who relocated his business is new, including the menu. After several testing; or cashew-crusted mahi served with a At the end of the day, the revamped water- from the city’s busy 17th Street to reopen iterations over the past year, the most re- coconut curry sauce and sweetened sticky rice. front restaurant is still a place to go — if not for in Bootlegger’s 6,000-square-foot space. cent rollout — delivered by your server as But if you want to order the best dish the hot body view, then for the water one, the Rather than change the name and have a leather-bound book instead of a flimsy on the menu, forget the grilled skirt steak live music, and an outdoor lounge area built everyone refer to the new restaurant as laminated sheet — covers all the bases, from a or filet mignon à la Oscar. Instead, it’s the for doing just that. The restaurant and bar have “that place where Shooters used to be,” raw bar and sushi to flatbreads, sandwiches, seared brown-butter scallops and shrimp. an equally strong nocturnal allure, with a blaz- the family decided to keep the name, says soup and salad, and entrée-sized dishes. Fat bay scallops sit in a citrusy beurre blanc, ing fire pit built for cozying up to. And the food its director of operations, Peter Lopez. According to Lopez, it was a big job a hint of nutty flavor complemented by a rich isn’t bad — it’s just nothing to rave about either. T oday, a tamer version of Shooters ex- designing a new menu for a restaurant corn risotto and lightly seared asparagus. Unless, of course, you’re ordering dessert. ists, like the restaurant woke up one day, that once was nothing but filler. “It was When the inevitable question of dessert realized its potential, and decided to grow burgers, beer, and bikinis,” he says. “Just rolls around, what can usually usher a weary [email protected] M ONTH up and make something of itself. There are something to soak up the alcohol for the dismissal instead piqued my curiosity. Lo- M arch

no more bikini-clad hot bodies, no more people that came here to drink and party.” pez says — more than any other part of the Shooters Waterfront XX–M pool parties, and no more sleazy umbrella Now you can find appetizers like seared menu — a lot of time and effort went into 3033 NE 32nd Ave., Fort Lauderdale. Hours drinks and bar food. Older couples and mussels, lollipop lamb chops, or chicken making the new Shooters desserts something are Monday to Thursday 11 a.m. to 10 p.m., 3-M Friday 11 a.m. to midnight, Saturday 10 a.m. to to “wow” you. After a few, I’d agree. You ONTH families have replaced the raucous crowds. pesto flatbread. There are vegetarian midnight, and Sunday 10 a.m. to 10 p.m. Call arch The memory of the past remains for those and gluten-free dishes too. Beer, wine, could go to Shooters just for the desserts. 954-566-2855, or visit shooterswaterfront.com. XX, 2008 who knew its former glory, though. And and specialty cocktails are also on the The dessert menu is refreshingly excit- 9, 2016 thanks to a wall of framed pictures, those menu. A weekend-long brunch began last ing — no boring standards cut from bought Seared tofu veggie roll $13 who don’t can certainly imagine it. Among year, an all-you-can-eat buffet of create- cakes. Instead, enjoy fantastical creations Bamboo bite roll $14 the many photos — some donated by patrons your-own options for $26 per person. like the Key-lime baked Alaska, a way of Apple, Brie, and chicken sandwich $14 Seared brown-butter scallops and shrimp $28 — there’s even a picture of a sailor-suited For lunch on a quiet weekday afternoon, I dressing up a classic Floridian dish with Caribbean-bread-pudding flan $9 Hugh Hefner, flanked by two big-breasted start with sushi. Sure, you might not want to a tuft of torched meringue, Key-lime Chocolate fudge cake $10 blonds, a testament to the thousands of order sushi at a place like Shooters — when custard sitting in a creamy white puddle Key-lime baked Alaska $11 1919 | SMALL PLATES | I love the street corn. It reminds me of going to the markets in Mexico with ▼ Dish my mom when I was young. She would buy it for me from the street vendors, and it always brings back special memo- ▼ CHEF Q&A ries of days I spent with her as a child. What would you like to see change CHEF JAIME DIAZ in the South Florida food scene? I would like to see people become more browardpalmbeach.com browardpalmbeach.com OF TACOCRAFT open to new ideas and new foods. Food is If you love tacos, you might just love an eye-opening way for people to expose Jaime Diaz. He’s the man behind the ta- themselves to other cultures and experi- cos and Mexican-inspired fare at 1-year- ence different things. I think we are going old TacoCraft in Himmarshee Village in to see much cleaner, simpler foods, like downtown Fort Lauderdale. (New Times our moms and grandmothers made.

ts | o N te ts picked his place for Best Taco in 2015.) TacoCraft is located at 204 SW Second Diaz grew up in Mexico but spent a lot St., Fort Lauderdale. Call 954-463-2003, of time in Southern California during his or visit tacocraft.com. NICOLE DANNA formative years. A self-trained cook, he began to gain experience at a young age ▼ OPENINGS/CLOSINGS for what he says is “practically a lifetime of working in the restaurant industry.” MIAMI-BASED SLIDERZ ews | pulp | c | pulp N ews COMING TO BROWARD y | A AND PALM BEACH Later this year, restaurateur Buzzy Sklar will debut his Miami-based restaurant

Night+D Sliderz in Broward County with the opening of two locations — the first of many

ge | the former Burger & Beer Joint creator A

t says he has planned for South Florida. “We’re so excited to bring the Sliderz into Broward and Palm Beach County,” says Sklar. “So many people are loving this format. We’re hoping the concept really takes off here as well.” Of the several locations already planned, Sklar will launch a 2,500-square-foot Planta- tion restaurant. Located at 1025 S. University Drive (just north of 595), the restaurant is set to open in April. A second Broward County location is also in the works, part Courtesy of TacoCraft of the Sawgrass Mills expansion plans. Diaz: “A cook isn’t made but rather born.” Up next: a smaller location at 3000 | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | film | Art | s | Art | music dish film Glades Road in the Town Center in Boca Prior to TacoCraft, Diaz cooked for Raton, set to open in June. It will be the first the likes of Boca Raton’s Grand Lux Sliderz food court location, says Sklar. Café and YOLO in Fort Lauderdale. If you’re still curious about the con- New Times: What inspired you to cept, the Sliderz slogan — “Size Doesn’t begin cooking professionally? Always Matter” — pretty much says it Diaz: I was the oldest kid in a big family, all. Think of it as a play on words, says so I always tried to help out where I could Sklar, implying that “while they may be in the kitchen. The more I did that and the small, they pack a flavorful punch.” more time I spent working in the industry The Miami-based fast-casual con- later on, the more it became a passion. I cept offers customers a large variety of believe a cook isn’t made but rather born. made-to-order, American-style tapas What’s the first important meal sandwiches featuring meat, seafood, and or dish you remember making? vegetarian options. That includes beef, Ceviche is definitely the most important fish, pork, and chicken, each topped

NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW dish I have made because it was the first with homemade sauces and customiz- New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm thing I ever cooked for my girlfriend. I’m able slider toppings — or “add-ons” — like convinced that’s what made her stick around. applewood-smoked bacon, chili, grilled What do you cook for yourself onions, coleslaw, pickles, and sauerkraut. when there’s no one to impress? Wash it all down with one of four new I love to cook a vegan alternative of Sliderz Blendz milkshakes in flavors

XX, 2012 XX, orange chicken. My girlfriend has been of brownie chunk, chocolate, vanilla, 9, 2016 9, a vegan for 20 years, so when we started and fruity rainbow. Unlike a number of ONTH

arch dating, I took on the challenge of learning fast-casual concepts, Sliderz will also how to cook vegan dishes. There’s a res- serve beer, wine, and Champagne.

3-M taurant we used to eat at in North Miami Sliderz Plantation will also offer a digital XX–M that had an orange chicken dish that she menu and dedicated iPhone and Android arch loved, so I learned to make it at home for app that will allow guests to place their or- ONTH M

M her. When dining out, one of our favorite der from their mobile phones while in the places to go is Sublime in Fort Lauderdale. restaurant. Visit sliderz.com. NICOLE DANNA What’s your favorite dish on the TacoCraft menu right now? [email protected] 2020 browardpalmbeach.com browardpalmbeach.com

▼ Music Campers’ Guide to

t’s a bright Sunday morning in Sunshine will also blare their awful music at only Grove as your fellow campers begin to the most inopportune moments. Resist the stir, and apart from the fact that your urge to kill them. Speak with them kindly, shoulders are red and itchy and your as if they’re not idiots. And hey, if they don’t shoes crusted over and soggy from days respect that, just blast your tunes louder. Iof trudging through mud, it’s glorious! In all honesty, though, people at music After breakfast, three hearty, lukewarm festivals are usually pretty chill. Many people PBRs that for the most part fail to restore make lifelong friends on the green, and your your will to live, you excuse yourself for neighbors may end up being lifesavers if you the bathrooms. Finally having snaked your find yourself in need of beer or a poncho or Courtesy of Okeechobee Music & Arts Festival way through the 30-minute line, you ar- tampons. Introduce yourself to strangers! morning. Pack a cheap pair of sunglasses Kendrick Lamar: One of many reasons to rive at a festering port-o-potty only to dis- Dance with the overzealous person at the main (you will probably lose them), and dear make the drive to Okeechobee. cover the absolute worst: no toilet paper. stage. Li ve this shit to the fullest, but don’t be Lord, wear a hat. If you do get a burn, keep It’s a gory scene but one that frequent camp- stupid. The rules of everyday still life apply. aloe in your cooler. It will soothe the skin in the first 12 hours. Dress for the bathroom, ing festivalgoers are all too familiar with. Three Don’t take open drinks or strange drugs from and feel delightfully icy on that red devil. as in, don’t wear clothes that will be hard to tage | a rt | Film D ish Music nights of sleeping, eating, cleaning, pooping, strangers. Don’t leave your valuables in the Pack food intelligently. Not everyone take off in a port-a-potty. Wet wipes aren’t and partying in densely populated open space open. It’s all peace, love, unity, and respect until is a grill master, and foods that keep eas- a shower, but they’re a great alternative is daunting no matter how experienced a someone’s laptop disappears. Better yet, leave ily and taste great are key. Think apples, to smelling like donkey butt all festival. camper you are. But even if you’ve never been all unnecessary shit at home and bring noth- oranges, granola, simple sandwiches, Use the buddy system, and know your to a camping fest before, don’t panic. We’ve ing but your love of music and positive vibes. overnight oats, jerky, and energy bars. The emergency tents. Never worry about getting in distilled our years of experience into the per- Pack the essentials: You cannot rely on good thing about camping fests is you can trouble by getting someone medical attention. fect how-to guide to ensure no raver, hippie, festival custodians to keep up with demand. always go back to your tent for a snack. Have a designated meeting place at designated basshead, or youngster at heart misses a beat. Pack a few rolls of your own, or better yet, Tips and tricks: Here’s where we blow your times. Come with a premarked schedule so you Follow these instructions exactly and it’ll be bring a pack and barter with your neighbors mind with simple hacks that’ll take your fest don’t miss a thing. Leave your inhibitions at smooth-sailing camping out at this weekend’s for things like water, beer, bacon, and access game to the next level. Pack sandwich bag- home, your cares to the wind, and get ready for inaugural Okeechobee Music & Arts Festival. to those handy portable shower things. gies for your phone. When it rains, you’re the time of your life. This is going to be good. What to expect: Very little sleep. There’s The only substance as important as safe, and it’s thin and transparent enough to magic in the air and music all around you, ample TP is a high-SPF sunscreen. (OK, use a touch screen and take that epic selfie. [email protected] and when the sun goes down, festivals come ibuprofen, condoms, and rain boots are up You can also pack your makeup in a baggy to life. Don’t expect to sleep in either. The there too.) You may think you tan beauti- and keep it in the cooler so it doesn’t melt. Okeechobee Music & Arts Festival With Mumford & Sons, Kendrick Lamar, Skrillex, sun will warm your tent to a comfortable 150 fully, but even the melanin-endowed need Buy a reusable water bottle with a filter. Bassnectar, and others. Friday, March 4, to New Times Broward-palm B each degrees by 10 a.m., and you’ll sweat yourself protection from three full days of UV beat- Everything becomes a water source, and stay- Sunday, March 6, at Sunshine Grove, 12517 NE NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH out of that beast — though not out of your ing. Chances are you’ll be inebriated by ing hydrated should be priority. Pack baby 91st Ave., Okeechobee. Three-day advance passes hangover. The peeps in the tent next door noon, so be sure to lather first thing each powder so you don’t chafe yourself useless start at $269.50. Visit okeechobeefest.com.

imaginable, an all-encompassing whirlwind folk heroes are forever famously fighting, artist is supposed to be. If he could do that in six Ten Must-See Acts of frenetic choreography and spontaneous, Hall & Oates are still very much sharing a bed minutes, imagine what he will do with an hour free-for-all musical bliss. — Lee Zimmerman of musical bliss. Thank goodness, because and 15 minutes on the BE Stage. — Kat Bein at Okeechobee Fest Big Grams. Together with Andre 3000 as the band wrote more than half of the great- Miguel. Grammy-winning R&B star Miguel We break down the mind- Outkast, Big Boi helped make Southern rap est soft-rock hits ever recorded, including will lead Okeechobee Fest’s inaugural Po- boggling talent at the the genre’s reigning style, doing so by con- “Rich Girl,” “You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feelin’,” Wow multi-artist jam sesh, sure to become inaugural festival so you stantly questioning what hip-hop is supposed “Kiss on My List,” “Private Eyes,” “I Can’t the signature capstone to Florida’s newest to sound like. Big Boi continues that discus- Go for That (No Can Do),” and “Maneater.” premier music fest. On his own, the Mexican/ don’t have to. sion with new collaborators, the sensual and That list merely scratches the surface of the African-American crooner delivers sensual, BY NEW TIMES STAFF otherworldly sonic force that is Phantogram. chart-topping success Hall & Oates enjoyed slow-burning odes to love, drugs, and the

The indie-darling duo captured hearts of music throughout their career peak. — Kat Bein female form, hitting crazy notes with a swag M ONTH Avett Brothers. Though they still retain the lovers with an electronic blend of shoegaze, Kendrick Lamar. There was but one album that would make Prince proud. Along with Win M down-home, good-old-boy persona that dis- trip-hop, and pop-ready hooks. The wave- that topped critical lists in 2015, celebrating Butler of indie stalwart Arcade Fire and other arch XX–M

tinguished them early on, the Avett Brothers making self-titled debut melds Big Boi’s slick black-American culture while striking a chord PoWow collaborators, Miguel will undoubt- 3-M have advanced headfirst into the major leagues delivery with Sarah Bethel’s ethereal vocals. with all backgrounds and pushing the envelope edly bring out a once-in-a-lifetime creative ONTH thanks to a major label deal with Republic Re- Rich textures and strange sounds dance to cre- of an entire genre. That album was To Pimp a exchange and one of the most memorable arch cords and an expanded lineup featuring five ate catching melodies around machine-drum Butterfly, and the voice and being behind that moments of the festival. — Falyn Freyman 9, 2016 XX, 2008 players. It’s earned them some serious bragging beats and cocky rap swagger. — Kat Bein work is Compton’s Kendrick Lamar. If you caught Future. Born and raised in Atlanta, Future was rights, including selling out Madison Square Hall & Oates. John Lennon and Paul Mc- the Grammys or recapped the clip on YouTube, undoubtedly one of the most prolific and criti- Garden in a matter of minutes, plus a handful Cartney. Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel. Daryl you were no doubt left slack-jawed and fired-up cally acclaimed rappers of 2015, releasing two of Grammy nods. Still, none of that notoriety Hall and John Oates. The category is singer/ by the MC’s breathtaking performance. It was very hyped mixtapes (including one with Drake) would matter were it not for the fact that the songwriter duo legends, and while the jazz, it was performance art, it was slam poetry, in addition to his fourth studio album, EVOL. Avetts put on one of the most effusive concerts Beatles are impossible to see and the ’70s it was visually stunning. It was everything an Known for his prevalent and innova- >> p22 2121 Okeechobee Fest from p21

tive use of Auto-Tune and insightful, self-reflec- tive lyrics, Future boasts a range of styles that has massive pop appeal. Trust, you’re gonna want to f**k with some commas. — Falyn Freyman Fetty Wap. Relive your most epic and cher- ished summer turnups while embracing your inner trap queen. Enough said. — Falyn Freyman browardpalmbeach.com browardpalmbeach.com ts | N te ts | pulp Co y | N ews Night+ dA ge | A

t Courtesy of Okeechobee Music & Arts Festival Fetty Wap

Portugal. The Man. Alaska group Portugal. The Man is the type that rises to the mythic proportions of its name, incorporating an array of searing guitars and crazed, colorful lyrical arrangements to make the band’s signature, classics-driven indie-pop sound. Considering their midnight time slot at Okeechobee, it’s safe to assume they will pour some glorious, late- night weirdness over the crowd like a fuzzed-out, hallucinogenic fog. With nine albums in eight | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art years, frontman John Gourley and company have stayed busy; likewise, Portugal. The Man is a nonstop force in concert, sure to drive away any drowsiness for those robust enough to stay up past their bedtimes. — Angel Melendez Robert Plant. Rumor has it Robert Plant turned down a billion dollars for a Led Zeppelin reunion tour, so those holding their breath to see a geriatric version of history’s most virile rock ’n’ roll band should exhale. Fear not, though, for Plant still sings Led Zeppelin tunes with his back- ing band, the Sensational Shape Shifters, and word is the 67-year-old’s iconic voice holds up in renditions of “Dazed and Confused,” “Whole Lotta Love,” and “Black Dog.” This will be Plant’s

NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW first Florida performance in five years, and if New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm nothing else, let this year’s passing of David Bowie and Motörhead’s Lemmy be a reminder to appreciate our rock icons when they do play in our neck of the lake. — David Rolland Skrillex. From lead singer of posthardcore band

XX, 2012 XX, From First to Last in 2004 to Bieber comeback- 9, 2016 9, making EDM producer in 2016, the offbeat, black- ONTH

arch clad half of Jack Ü (EDM godfather Diplo makes up the other half), Skrillex has undergone major transi-

3-M tions and worn many hats along his musical journey XX–M thus far. Though it’s tough to say what he might pull arch out of that long, black mane next, chances are it ONTH M

M will help dictate a whole new, guiltily addictive pop sound while raking in millions. — Falyn Freyman

[email protected] 22 22 | MUSIC PREVIEWS | browardpalmbeach.com browardpalmbeach.com

▼ Music

Hall & Oates 9 P.M. FRIDAY, MARCH 4, AT THE BE STAGE AT OKEECHOBEE MUSIC & ARTS FESTIVAL, SUNSHINE GROVE, OKEECHOBEE, FLORIDA. TICKETS COST $259.50 TO $275 PLUS FEES. VISIT OKEECHOBEEFEST.COM.

The two names have always appeared in- | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Days | separable. Nevertheless, Daryl Hall and John | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | Oates have other priorities these days. Hall’s Live From Daryl’s House has become a cable sensation, while Oates has turned his attention to writing, performing, and producing as part of a new Nashville collective of singers and songwriters. These days, the pair keeps the brand going mostly through live performances Big Gigantic’s Jeremy that give both the band and fans an opportu- Salken and Dominic Lalli nity to revisit the hits — and there are many. “We both have dual careers, and it’s quite Courtesy of Big Gigantic interesting that we can have this incredible As for how exactly they’ve landed here, Approach one of the band’s rabid fans, and legacy of music that we created together,” Oates credits his and Hall’s symbiotic rela- they’ll soon say Big Gigantic hasn’t released any Oates says. “It’s still more popular now than it tionship and mutual respect for the other’s new music in about a year. The band survives was back in the ’80s, as crazy as that seems.” individuality. “We don’t compete with one on its huge live reputation, but it spent the bet- The two powerhouses of smooth pop-rock another. We sorted that out a long, long ter part of 2015 holed up in a studio, working on seem to have found a perfect formula, one that time ago,” he says. “If you look at our al- a game-changing album that Lalli hopes will allows them to keep their day jobs without bums, you’ll see the names ‘Daryl Hall’ and shed new light on the Big Gigantic project. having to stifle their individual creative in- ‘John Oates’... Hall & Oates implies a duo Armed with a master’s degree in jazz tage | a rt | Film D ish Music tents. Oates says it gives each man an artistic or group. ‘Daryl Hall and John Oates’ re- playing and composition, Lalli has the chops freedom that isn’t dependent on pushing the fers to two individuals who make records to do a whole lot more than stick a groovy well-tested parameters of their collaboration. together. That’s a subtle distinction, but bassline under an improvised sax solo. With “Several years ago, Daryl and I came to the that’s who we really are.” LEE ZIMMERMAN this latest LP, he has broadened the band’s realization that this body of work that we cre- scope, collaborating with tons of singers, ated over the last 40 years really has its own Big Gigantic songwriters, rappers, and other musicians to life,” Oates explains. “Someone once asked 8:15 P.M. SATURDAY, MARCH 5, AT THE NOW STAGE build a variety of tracks in hopes of captur- me: ‘What’s the future for you guys?’ And I AT OKEECHOBEE MUSIC & ARTS FESTIVAL, SUNSHINE ing every mood imaginable — something to said, ‘The future of Hall & Oates is in its past’ GROVE, OKEECHOBEE, FLORIDA. TICKETS COST $259.50 drive to, something to dance to, something to — meaning that we’ve created so much music TO $275 PLUS FEES. VISIT OKEECHOBEEFEST.COM. have sex to. It’s Lalli’s vision come to life, Big together, we can’t even play it... We have this John Coltrane. Kenny G. Lisa Simpson. These G composing the whole human experience. incredibly good problem that finds us having famous names play a mean golden horn, but “I want it to be really special,” he so many hits that people come to hear. I under- despite their sexy skills, the saxophone hasn’t says. “I don’t want it to be just like this stand that. We have a professional responsibil- always been the coolest craft on the block. or just like that or anything else. I want ity to play them, and we do, and we like to.” “When I first started Big Gigantic, there it to be me and us and what we love.” That being said, “neither of us are the kind was no sax [in electronic music],” says Big The LP is almost finished, but Lalli isn’t New Times Broward-palm B each of people who like to rest on their laurels,” G’s sexy sax man, Dominic Lalli. He and ready to give away much detail. He does NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH he continues. “We like to constantly try new his drummin’ buddy, Jeremy Salken, have promise that singles from the album will start things. Daryl’s got his TV show, which he loves crafted a cultlike following with their genre- coming out in a matter of weeks, and by the and which is his real passion. It gives him fusing dance tunes and sensory-overloaded time the duo takes the stage at Okeechobee reason to get up in the morning, and he gets live performances. The Boulder, Colorado Fest this weekend, some of that new material really into it. At the same time, I have this other band has become a national festival favorite, will definitely make its way into the live set life in the Americana community in Nashville, but getting there was no walk in the park. — all-new music in a new setting. It’s like the playing with some of the world’s greatest “A lot of people were like, ‘What’s go- band’s birthday present to the nascent festival. musicians and great songwriters. I have the ing on? Why is this guy doing this?’ ” Lalli “I heard the site is really incred- ability to bounce around from project to proj- says. “We just stuck with our thing, and ible and the lineup is fucking killer,” Lalli ect, and every day is a new day for me. I work now it’s like everyone is playing sax.” says of Okeechobee. “I was at a bunch with country artists; I work with R&B artists... Maybe not everyone, but the trend of of first festivals, and I love it. The vibe it’s almost like the success of Hall & Oates has merging live instruments with electronic is killer. There are no expectations.” given me this freedom, and my reputation and production is definitely on an upswing. No doubt Big Gigantic will be one of the success have opened a lot of doors for me.” Michigan’s GRiZ is doing it. Fellow Boul- biggest draws of the weekend, performing Though the prospect of new Hall & Oates derite Pretty Lights does it. Even Miami has for an hour and 15 minutes in its purest ele- tunes is doubtful, Oates concedes, “I never say gotten into the act with local duo Bedside. ment. It’s the kind of place that got the two never. There are no plans for it. We have songs It’s a good time to be a fusionary, and from lowly experimental dreamers to festival M ONTH we’ve never played. We could go out and do a Big G helped pave the way. But that doesn’t showstoppers, and though the duo will unveil M arch

tour of our deeper album cuts, and casual fans mean Lalli is satisfied. As head producer fresh tunes, it’s nothing the guys can’t handle. XX–M would probably think it was a new album. We for the band, he constantly pushes himself “I’m completely sober every time I play, but 3-M could do that in a heartbeat. But again, we have to accomplish more. He’s played to hun- it’s like I’m on drugs up there,” Lalli laughs. ONTH this legacy of hits, which is kind of like a ball dreds of thousands of happy sax-converts, “There are so many people that I just don’t even arch and chain, but a ball and chain made out of plat- but in his mind, he’s just getting started. know [what I’m feeling]. I’m having fun out XX, 2008 inum and gold. Wow! I just came up with that!” “[At the beginning], I was a saxophone there. There’s a lot of energy, but then I defi- 9, 2016 Oates clearly relishes their unique posi- player who just got a computer and was nitely try to relax, because playing my horn is all tion, acknowledging “Hall & Oates’ success writing music on it,” he says. “I’ve been about relaxing. The more relaxed I am, the bet- has given us the platform and the creative trying to figure that out this whole time as ter I play. So it’s a mix of that kind of a thing. But freedom that any artist would die for, and I’m I’m going along... I just feel so much more it’s so much fun. It’s the most fun ever.”KAT BEIN not going waste it or squander that... That’s confident in what I have in my head and be- the ultimate dream for a creative person.” ing able to actually make that a reality.” [email protected] 2323 | CONCERTS & CLUBS | Beach, 561-571-8510, artsgarage.org. Kidnapped!: With Joe Jack Talcum, Coolzey, D&D Sluggers, and more., 9 p.m., $7. Churchill’s Pub, 5501 NE 2nd Ave., Miami, 305- ▼ Music 757-1807, churchillspub.com. Machine Gun Kelly: 9 p.m., $40-$50. Club Cinema, 3251 N. Federal Highway, Lighthouse Point, 954-785-5225, facebook.com/pages/ Club and concert listings are free and rotate in print. Find Club-Cinema/104399369595816. more at BrowardPalmBeach.com/music. To list your act, Micah Scott Project: 4 p.m., Free. Guanabanas, 960 N. AIA, Jupiter, email [email protected]. Call club listings 561-747-8878, guanabanas.com. editor Laurie Charles at 305-571-7549. Natural Wonder: The ultimate Stevie Wonder experience., 8 p.m., $20-$40. The Funky Biscuit, 303 SE Mizner Blvd., Boca Raton, browardpalmbeach.com

browardpalmbeach.com 561-395-2929, funkybiscuit.com. CONCERTS FOR THE WEEK Okeechobee Music & Arts Festival: With Mumford & Sons, Kendrick Lamar, Skrillex, Bassnectar, Robert Plant & the Sensational Shape THURSDAY, MARCH 3 Shifters, Odesza, Daryl Hall and John Oates, the Avett Brothers, Future, Miguel, Fetty Wap, Ween, Big Grams (Big Boi + Phanto- Montage: With Jellyfish Brothers. Presented by Flaunt., 11 p.m., Free. gram), and more., noon, $259.50-$599. Sunshine Grove, 12517 Respectable Street, 518 Clematis St., West Palm Beach, 561-832- NE 91st Ave., Okeechobee. 9999, respectablestreet.com. Pablo Milanés: 8 p.m., $68.75-$168.75. The Fillmore Miami Beach, 1700 Moody Blues: Fly Me High., 8 p.m., $55-$75. Hard Rock Live, 1 Seminole Washington Ave., Miami Beach, 305-673-7300, fillmoremb.com. Way, Hollywood, 954-797-5531, hardrocklivehollywoodfl.com. Sounds at Sundown: With the Goodnicks, a guitar-driven pop/ New Found Glory: With Protagonist., 7:30 p.m., $28-$30. Culture rock/country outfit., 5-10 p.m., Free. Margate City Hall, Corner of Room, 3045 N. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale, 954-564-1074, Margate Blvd. & 441, Margate, 954-935-5324. cultureroom.net. The Nighthawks: 8 p.m., $15-$25. The Funky Biscuit, 303 SE Mizner SUNDAY, MARCH 6 Blvd., Boca Raton, 561-395-2929, funkybiscuit.com. Stokeswood: 9 p.m., Free. Guanabanas, 960 N. AIA, Jupiter, 561- Carla Visi: 7 p.m., $20-$40. Arts Garage, 94 NE 2nd Ave., Delray 747-8878, guanabanas.com. Beach, 561-571-8510, artsgarage.org. The Zen Cruise: Aboard Royal Caribbean’s Independence of the Seas Michale Graves: When Worlds Collide Tour., 8 p.m., $5. Churchill’s with Trevor Hall and others. Hosted by Val Silidker and Lisa Pumper, Pub, 5501 NE 2nd Ave., Miami, 305-757-1807, churchillspub.com. 10 a.m., $899. Port Everglades, 1850 Eller Dr., Fort Lauderdale, Okeechobee Music & Arts Festival: With Mumford & Sons, Kendrick 954-468-3509, porteverglades.org. Lamar, Skrillex, Bassnectar, Robert Plant & the Sensational Shape Shifters, Odesza, Daryl Hall and John Oates, the Avett Brothers, FRIDAY, MARCH 4 Future, Miguel, Fetty Wap, Ween, Big Grams (Big Boi + Phanto-

NIGHT+DAY | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | | PULP CONTENTS | NEWS NIGHT+DAY gram), and more., noon, $259.50-$599. Sunshine Grove, 12517 Let’s Dance: The Tour 2016: With Silento, iLoveMemphis, DLOW, NE 91st Ave., Okeechobee. We Are Toonz, 99 Percent, Team NueEra, and DJ Double J., 7:30 Play Day With David Newman: 1:30-5 p.m., $45. Yoga Source Davie, p.m., $36.50-$92.75. The Fillmore Miami Beach, 1700 Washington 3510 S. University Dr., Davie, 305-498-0110, myyogasource.com. Ave., Miami Beach, 305-673-7300, Steve Miller Band: 7 p.m., $40-$80. fillmoremb.com. Hard Rock Live, 1 Seminole Way, Hol- Elastique Band: 11 p.m., cover charge. GET OUR FREE APP lywood, 954-797-5531, hardrocklive- SCAN THIS CODE WITH YOUR Dada Restaurant & Lounge, 52 N. hollywoodfl.com. Swinton Ave., Delray Beach, 561-330- iPHONE OR ANDROID Turnstiles: The ultimate tribute to the FOR MORE CONCERTS 3232, sub-culture.org/dada. OR VISIT: browardpalmbeach.com music of Billy Joel. Join in for the after Magic of Motown: Featuring the Motor party at Copper Blues with the first City Magic Band., 8 p.m., $40-$45. Aventura Arts and Cultural Cen- drink on the house., 7-9 p.m., $10. Palm Beach Improv at CityPlace, ter, 3385 NE 188th St., Aventura, 877-311-7469, aventuracenter.org. 550 S. Rosemary Ave. Ste. 250, West Palm Beach, 561-833-1812, New Found Glory’s Florida Vacation Tour: With Protagonist. palmbeachimprov.com. Presented by For Your Friends Booking., 9 p.m., $25. Churchill’s Vox Audio: Part of Garden Theatre’s annual fundraiser., 3-5 p.m., $45. Pub, 5501 NE 2nd Ave., Miami, 305-757-1807, churchillspub.com. Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden, 407-877-4736, Okeechobee Music & Arts Festival: With Mumford & Sons, Kendrick gardentheatre.org. Lamar, Skrillex, Bassnectar, Robert Plant & the Sensational Shape Shifters, Odesza, Daryl Hall and John Oates, the Avett Brothers, MONDAY, MARCH 7 Future, Miguel, Fetty Wap, Ween, Big Grams (Big Boi + Phanto- | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | DISH | FILM | ART | STAGE | | STAGE | MUSIC DISH FILM ART gram), and more., noon, $259.50-$599. Sunshine Grove, 12517 August Burns Red & Between the Buried and Me: With the Face- NE 91st Ave., Okeechobee. less., 5:30 p.m., $25.50. Revolution Live, 100 SW 3rd Ave., Fort Rocket Man: The Elton John Tribute Show: 8 p.m., $36.04-$78.44. Lauderdale, 954-449-1025, jointherevolution.net. Coral Springs Center for the Arts, 2855 Coral Springs Dr., Coral Jazz Jam: With the Fernando Ulibarri Group, the Mike Wood Trio, Springs, 954-344-5999, coralspringscenterforthearts.com. and surprise guests. Out on the patio stage it’s open mic with the Trombone Shorty & Orleans Avenue: 8 p.m., $27. Revolution Live, 100 Theatre De Underground., 9 p.m., Free. Churchill’s Pub, 5501 NE SW 3rd Ave., Fort Lauderdale, 954-449-1025, jointherevolution.net. 2nd Ave., Miami, 305-757-1807, churchillspub.com. Unlimited Devotion: 9 p.m., Free. Guanabanas, 960 N. AIA, Jupiter, Panic Disorder: 8 p.m., Free. Murphy’s Law Irish Pub, 1 Seminole Way, 561-747-8878, guanabanas.com. Fort Lauderdale, 954-791-4782, themurphyslaw.com. Walter Wolfman Washington & the Roadmasters: With the Joe Moss Band., 9 p.m., $15-$30. The Funky Biscuit, 303 SE Mizner TUESDAY, MARCH 8 Blvd., Boca Raton, 561-395-2929, funkybiscuit.com. The Brass: With Speculum, Menudo Death Squad, Dome of Obedience, SATURDAY, MARCH 5 and Klout., 9 p.m., $5. Churchill’s Pub, 5501 NE 2nd Ave., Miami, 305-757-1807, churchillspub.com. 103.1 WIRK’s Rib Round Up: With Hunter Hayes, Frankie Ballard, Jeff & Mike of the Heavy Pets: 8 p.m., Free. The Funky Biscuit, 303 Parmalee, Michael Ray, Granger Smith, Dylan Scott, and Chris Lane., SE Mizner Blvd., Boca Raton, 561-395-2929, funkybiscuit.com. noon, $25-$50. Perfect Vodka Amphitheatre, 601-7 Sansbury’s Way No. 7, West Palm Beach, 561-795-8883, ticketmaster.com. WEDNESDAY, MARCH 9 NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW

NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM Buckcherry: 8 p.m., $22. Culture Room, 3045 N. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale, 954-564-1074, cultureroom.net. The Band of Heathens: With special guests., 8 p.m., $20-$35. The Concert With David Newman: 7:30-10 p.m., $50. Yoga Source Davie, Funky Biscuit, 303 SE Mizner Blvd., Boca Raton, 561-395-2929, 3510 S. University Dr., Davie, 305-498-0110, myyogasource.com. funkybiscuit.com. Equinox: 11 p.m., cover charge. Dada Restaurant & Lounge, 52 N. Creepoid: With Holly Hunt, Shroud Eater, and Hoachi., 8 p.m., Swinton Ave., Delray Beach, 561-330-3232, sub-culture.org/dada. $5. Churchill’s Pub, 5501 NE 2nd Ave., Miami, 305-757-1807, Nicky Jam: Fenix Tour 2016 with Zion & Lennox, Valentino, and churchillspub.com.

XX, 2012 XX, DJ Lobo., 8 p.m., $51.50-$130.50. American Airlines Arena, 601 Drowning Pool: With Audiotopsy and Violent New Breed., 7-11:45 9, 2016 9, Biscayne Blvd., Miami, 786-777-1000, aaarena.com. p.m., $20. Club Vixens, 3050 Burris Rd., Davie, 954-870-5681,

ONTH The Goddamn Gallows: With Husky Burnette and Que Lastima., 8 clubvixens.com. ARCH p.m., cover charge. Propaganda, 6 S. J St., Lake Worth, 561-547- Ed Calle Big Band: Presented by the Gold Coast Jazz Society, 7:45 7273, propagandalw.com. p.m., $50. Amaturo Theater, 201 SW Fifth Ave., Fort Lauderdale, 3-M

XX–M Haper: 9 p.m., Free. Guanabanas, 960 N. AIA, Jupiter, 561-747-8878, 954-462-0222, browardcenter.org. guanabanas.com. Joel Da Silva: 11 p.m., cover charge. Dada Restaurant & Lounge, 52 N. ARCH His Presence Tour: With Alex Campos, Planetshakers, Su Presencia, Swinton Ave., Delray Beach, 561-330-3232, sub-culture.org/dada. ONTH M and Andres Corson., 6 p.m., $26-$90. Bayfront Park, 301 Biscayne Pitbull of Blues: Presented by Riverwalk Noon Tunes., noon-2 p.m., M Blvd., Miami, 305-358-7550, bayfrontparkmiami.com. Free. Huizenga Plaza, One E. Las Olas Blvd., Fort Lauderdale, 305- Il Volo: 8 p.m., $39.50-$139.50. BankUnited Center, 1245 Dauer Dr., 406-3336, ddaftl.org. Coral Gables, 305-284-8686, bankunitedcenter.com. Savi Fernandez Band: 9 p.m., Free. Guanabanas, 960 N. AIA, Jupiter, Jason Marsalis: 8 p.m., $25-$50. Arts Garage, 94 NE 2nd Ave., Delray 561-747-8878, guanabanas.com. 24 24 | CONCERTS & CLUBS | Respectable Street: 518 Clematis St., West Palm Beach, 561- browardpalmbeach.com browardpalmbeach.com 832-9999, respectablestreet.com. Flaunt Thursdays, With DJs Marvelous Kendall, JJ Contramus, Ozwaldus, and Danxiety., ▼ Music Thursdays, 9 p.m., Free. Shenanigans Sports Pub: 3303 Sheridan St., Hollywood, 954-981- 9702, shenaniganssportspub.com. Live Bands, Fridays, 11 p.m., Free. Live Bands, Saturdays, 11 p.m., Free. The Southern Railway Tap House: 314 Clematis St, Unit B, West CLUB PICKS Palm Beach, 561-837-2207, srtaphousewpb.com. Big City, Fri., March 4, 7-11 p.m., Free. BLUES DANCE Diamond Strike Lanes: 2200 N. Federal Highway, Pompano Beach, | CONTENTS | PULP NEWS | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE | ART | FILM DISH MUSIC

954-941-0968, diamondstrikelanes.com. Blues Jam, Thursdays, American Social Bar & Restaurant: 721 E. Las Olas Blvd., Fort | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | 8 p.m.-midnight, Free. Lauderdale, 954-764-7005, americansocialbar.com. Ladies The Funky Biscuit: 303 SE Mizner Blvd., Boca Raton, 561-395-2929, Night, DJ set and music videos by Supersede, Wednesdays, funkybiscuit.com. Monday Biscuit Jam, With Jeff Prine, the Funky 9 p.m., Free. Biscuit All Stars, and special guests., Mondays, 8 p.m., Free. The Chase Nightclub: 2857 E. Oakland Park Blvd., Fort Lauderdale, The Sample Road Tavern: 8000 W. Sample Rd., Margate, 954-688- 954-561-2136, thechasenightclub.com. Ladies Night, with DJ SATISFY 9030, sampleroadtavern.com. Blues Bobby Open Mic & Blues Jam, Vertigo. Ladies drink free from 8-11 p.m., Thursdays, 8 p.m., Free. Thursdays, 8 p.m., Free. Happy Hour Fridays, Fridays, 5 p.m., Free. House Rules Saturdays, YOUR CRAVINGS with DJ Eddie G, Saturdays. BURLESQUE Club Fate: 601 Silks Run, Hallandale Beach, 954-456-3283, clubfatefl. com. Femme Fatale Thursdays, with DJ Cyclone. Ladies drink free NEWS . MUSIC . FOOD . FILM . ART American Rock Bar & Grill: 1600 E. Hillsboro Blvd., Deerfield Beach, till 1 a.m., Thursdays, 8 p.m. Fate Fridays, with Jis Music and DJ CULTURE . EVENTS 954-428-4539, americanrockbar.com. Cupcake Burlesque, Enjoy DP, Fridays, 11 p.m. a solid dose of our glamour, glit- Passion Nightclub: 5701 Seminole Way, ter, and tease, mixed with a little Hollywood, 954-321-3443, passion- N rock ‘n’ roll. This full showcase will GET OUR FREE APP nightclub.com. Satisfaction Saturdays, WWW.BROWARDPALMBEACH.COM feature eight performances from SCAN THIS CODE WITH YOUR Saturdays, 10 p.m. Miss Jenna Beth, Isadora Bull, the iPHONE OR ANDROID Pawn Shop Lounge: 219 Clematis FOR MORE CONCERTS Fabulous Francean Fanny, and Candy OR VISIT: browardpalmbeach.com St., West Palm Beach, 561-833-6500, Muldune. Hosted by Remy Connor., pawnshopwpb.com. Excess Thursdays, Sat., March 5, 10 p.m., $10. Party it up with DJ R1 and free drinks for the ladies all night long., Propaganda: 6 S. J St., Lake Worth, 561-547-7273, propagandalw. Thursdays, Free. com. The Propaganda Peep Show Puts the “Spring” in Springfield, PRL Euro Cafe: 1904A Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood, 954-980-8945, With Ruby Tesla, Jenna Beth, Franki Markstone, Candy Muldune, prlcafe.com. Hangover Sundays, Sundays, 7 p.m.-midnight, Free. and Patrick P. Smash., Fri., March 4, 9:30 p.m., $10. Shade Post: 16 NW 1st St., Fort Lauderdale, 954-874-4160, shadepost. com. Dump and Chase, With Mike DeLuca and Eric Lubin., Fri., REGGAE March 4, 11 p.m., cover charge. Stache 1920’s Drinking Den: 109 SW Second Ave., Fort Lauderdale, 5 O’Clock Charlies: 425 S. Fort Lauderdale Beach Blvd., Fort Lau- stacheftl.com. Oliver Dollar, With Roland and DJ Hans. Presented derdale, 954-533-4480. Reggae Beach Party, With Big Harvest., by Stache House Saturdays., Sat., March 5, 10 p.m., cover charge. Saturdays, 8 p.m.-midnight, Free. Boston’s on the Beach: 40 S. Ocean Blvd., Delray Beach, 561-278- OPEN MIC 3364, bostonsonthebeach.com. House of Reggae, With Rhyth- mation and DJ Lance-O of Kulcha Shok Muzik., Mondays, 9 p.m., $5. Blue Bar & Bistro: 113 S. 20th Ave., Hollywood, 954-924-1010, Dada Restaurant & Lounge: 52 N. Swinton Ave., Delray Beach, 561- facebook.com/bluebarbistro. Open Mic Jam, Solos, duos, and 330-3232, sub-culture.org/dada. Karlos Marz Band, Thu., March full bands welcomed, Tuesdays, 10 p.m., Free. 3, 11 p.m., cover charge. Dada Restaurant & Lounge: 52 N. Swinton Ave., Delray Beach, 561- Longboards: 519 Clematis St., West Palm Beach, 561-833-4660, 330-3232, sub-culture.org/dada. Basement Open Jams, Sign up facebook.com/longboardsrestaurant. Free Love Fridays, Fridays, and get a free beer., Mondays, 10 p.m., Free. Poetry Slam & Open Free. Reggae Monday, Mondays. Mic Night, Tuesdays, 10:30 p.m., Free. Lucky’s Tavern: 214 SW Second St., Fort Lauderdale, 954-356-8140. The Dive Bar: 3233 N. Ocean Blvd., Fort Lauderdale, 954-565-9264. Mixed Culture, Mondays, 11:30 p.m., Free. Open Mic, Tuesdays, 9 p.m., Free. Original Fat Cat’s: 320 SW Second St., Fort Lauderdale, 954-467- Inkwell Pub: 238 US-441 N, Pompano Beach, 954-532-5311. Open NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH 5867, facebook.com/originalfatcats. 4th Dimension, Wednesdays, Mic, Mondays, Free. NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH 11:30 p.m., Free. Mclaren’s of Hollywood: 2006 Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood. Comedy Qbar Burgers & Blues: 2376 N. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale, Open Mic, Hosted by Lamonte Stewart, second and fourth Tuesday 954-565-2299, qbarfl.com. Reggae Sundays, With Big Harvest., of every month, 8 p.m., Free. Sundays, 6-10 p.m., Free. Megabite Cybercafe: 1910 Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood, 954-237- SandBar: 900 Sunrise Lane, Fort Lauderdale, 954-990-7578, sand- 2888. Open Mic, Fridays, 7:30 p.m., Free. Poetry & Spoken Word barfortlauderdale.com. Reggae on the Beach, with Kulcha Shok Open Mic, Tuesdays, 7:30 p.m., Free. Muzik, Fridays, 9 p.m., Free. Piano Hollywood: 5805 Seminole Way, Davie, 954-792-8722, pianohollywood.com. Flow Fridays, Live music and poetry dinner LOUNGE party, Fridays, 8 p.m., $10. Tuesday Sessions, An open mic night for singers and musicians performing jazz, blues, soul, and rock, Chill Wine Lounge: 1828 E. Sunrise Blvd., Fort Lauderdale, 954- Tuesdays, 8 p.m., $10. 514-7399, chillwinelounge.com. Music & Entertainment, Fridays, Swampgrass Willys: 9910 Alt A1A Ste 711, Palm Beach Gardens, Saturdays, 8 p.m. 561-625-1555, swampgrasswillys.net. Open Jam Sessions: Plug Mama Mia Italian Ristorante: 1818 Young Circle, Hollywood, 954-923- In & Play, Tuesdays, 7 p.m., Free. 0555, miagrill.com. Ladies Night, Bring the girls out for a fabulous Wet Willie’s: 550 S. Rosemary Ave., West Palm Beach, 561-514-4001. evening of dining, drinking, and dancing at your favorite Italian Fusion All Arts Open Mic, Mondays, 8 p.m., Free. hotspot. No Ladies Night is complete without wine, and Mama Mia’s Whiskey Blue at W Fort Lauderdale Hotel: 401 N. Fort Lauderdale is serving free wine to all ladies from 5 to 8 p.m. And don’t forget Beach Blvd., Fort Lauderdale, 954-414-8200, starwoodhotels. to indulge in the cocktail, draft, and appetizer specials to keep com. Open Mic Night Thursdays, Thursdays, 9 p.m. you dancing all night. Ladies will receive half-off all appetizers, $5 Your Big Picture Cafe: 4900 S. University Dr., Davie, 954-252-5644, M cocktails, and $3 drafts alongside music by DJs Hana and Lyrikill., yourbigpicturecafe.com. Open Mic Night, Saturdays, 7 p.m., Free. ONTH M Thursdays, 5 p.m.-midnight. ARCH Stache 1920’s Drinking Den: 109 SW Second Ave., Fort Lauderdale, JAZZ XX–M stacheftl.com. Whisk(e)y Wednesday, Chill, have a great drink, 3-M play pool, get in some solid conversation, and listen to good tunes. 33rd Street Wine Bar: 3337 NE 33rd St., Fort Lauderdale, 954-566-

Come for the complimentary shot of whiskey and free pool, stay 2111, 33rdstreetwinebar.com. All That Jazz, Fridays, 9 p.m., free. ONTH for the whiskey flights, tastings, and more., Wednesdays, 5 p.m. Broward Center for the Performing Arts: 201 SW 5th Ave., Fort ARCH

Whiskey Blue at W Fort Lauderdale Hotel: 401 N. Fort Lauderdale Lauderdale, 954-462-0222, browardcenter.org. Jazz Brunch, With XX, 2008 Beach Blvd., Fort Lauderdale, 954-414-8200, starwoodhotels.com. the Boca Jazz Ensemble, Trilogy, and Alex Dean & Private Affair., 9, 2016 Remedy Fridays, A weekly live music series by SoFLA Attitude Band first Sunday of every month, 11 a.m.-2 p.m., Free. with cocktail and bottle specials, Fridays, 9 p.m. Funky Buddha Lounge: 2621 N. Federal Highway, Boca Raton, 561- 368-4643, thefunkybuddha.com. Homemade Jam, Mondays, ROCK 9 p.m., Free. Kreepy Tiki Bar and Lounge: 2608 S. Federal Highway, Fort Lauder- Blue Martini Fort Lauderdale: 2432 E. Sunrise Blvd., Fort Lauderdale, 954- dale, 954-641-2601, facebook.com/kreepytikibar. Jazz Night, With 653-2583, bluemartinilounge.com. Rock Night, Tuesdays, 8 p.m., Free. Eric and the Jazzers., Wednesdays, 9 p.m.-1 a.m., $5. 25 25 940 805 Body Rubs Licensed Massage

* APRIL! * Sensual, Relaxing MASSAGE setting, Davie Blvd Area No texts/block calls. ORIENTAL MASSAGE APRIL $39 & UP 954-638-0828 $10 Off (min 1 hour for FREE TO LISTEN No explicit language discount) AND REPLY TO ADS or questions!!! 9a-9p Highly Educated & Experienced Free Code: staff to give you the best Broward New Times professional massage.

browardpalmbeach.com 1991 NE 163st 305-957-8982 REAL PEOPLE 960 7930 NW 36 St 305-471-0808 Phone Entertainment MA# 22745 REAL DESIRE REAL FUN. FIND REAL GAY MEN NEAR YOU Meet GAY & BI LOCALS Ft. Lauderdale: Send Messages Free! Try FREE: 954-660-6221 Pretty Slim Redhead 954-761-7070 Very Shapely, Sexy Lady More Local Numbers: 1-800-926-6000 954-761-7070 Wants to make you W. Palm Beach: Hollywood: Use FREE Code 7918, happy today! 9am-9pm Ahora español 1 hr $75 lassified | | T | c lassified 18+ Livelinks.com 18+ 561-909-1100 954-342-0342 Call Now - 954.942-2555 www.megamates.com 18+ ma 7003

930 Adult Services

$49.99 Daily - 7 Days Oriental Massage 5607 Sheridan St. Hollywood 954.367.7338 / 9:30a-11:30p Swedish Thai Massage MM33191

ALL MODALITIES Full body Swedish & Deep Tis- sue. 14 yrs of exp.MA25781 Miguel 305-331-1010 REGINA www.massagemp.com 26 yrs old - 4'11 100lbs Sweet, Petite & Discreet, ready to play. 100% Independent In Calls Only 917.601.1583 All Natural Beauty | a dul H & Wellness | Healt | e mployment vices state | s e R state

News (AT YOUR DOOR IN AN HOUR!) Aint No Sunshine When I'm Gone Treat Yourself To A Full Body Massage! Music TRISH • 36D In/outcalls. 5'7", 126lbs. Southern woman MA#53293. Accept CC's. with sparkling blue eyes! | Rentals & Real e | Rentals Escape to a private location in Call Sunshine Now! www.browardpalmbeach.com E. Broward. Enjoy Carolina Food & Drink hospitality! An Independent, 786-285-3506 Mature Provider.Incall Only, Ask for the New Year Special No Smokers. 954-609-3388 Couples Welcome No Blocked Calls & No Texts Limited Time Special!!! Arts & Culture

Film & TV MM #26059 New Times Broward-Palm Beach New Times Broward-Palm MM25812

9, 2016 9, Stay Plugged In. All our ads, all the time, all on-line. arch 3-M arch

M on Online AdvertisinNg Directory adindex.browardpalmbeach.com Online Display Ads For Advertising Opportunities Call: 954-233-1569 26 NOTICE OF SUSPENSION NOTICE OF SUSPENSION NOTICE OF SUSPENSION 172 527 Jason A. Milstead Lester T. Van Steenburgh Jr. Tarik T. Morris 530 Case No: 201500524 Case No: 201407793 Case No: 201409213 Sales Legal Notices A Notice of Suspension to sus- A Notice of Suspension to sus- A Notice of Suspension to sus- Misc. Services 200 pend your license and eligibility pend your license and eligibility pend your license and eligibility Communications Specialist NOTICE OF SUSPENSION for licensure has been led for licensure has been led for licensure has been led Real Estate for Sale content writer for catering Gerson Ademir Hernandez against you. You have the right against you. You have the right against you. You have the right browardpalmbeach.com company. Bachelor degree in to request a hearing pursuant to request a hearing pursuant WANTS TO purchase minerals 205 Condos/Townhomes 235 Manufactured Homes Case No: 201404588 to request a hearing pursuant Communications or related A Notice of Suspension to sus- to Sections 120.569 and 120.57, to Sections 120.569 and 120.57, to Sections 120.569 and 120.57, and other oil & gas interests. 210 Houses/Duplexes for Sale 240 Miscellaneous eld; will accept foreign Send details to P.O. Box 13557, 215 Open House 245 RE Services pend your license and eligibility Florida Statutes, by mailing a re- Florida Statutes, by mailing a re- Florida Statutes, by mailing a re- equivalent of U.S. degree; and 6 for licensure has been led against quest for same to the Florida quest for same to the Florida quest for same to the Florida Denver, Co 80201 220 Commercial 250 Home Resources mo. Exp. In job offered or relat- 223 Vacation & Lake Property 255 Income Property you. You have the right to request Department of Agriculture and Department of Agriculture and Department of Agriculture and ed eld. Send resume to: BH a hearing pursuant to Sections Consumer Services, Division of Consumer Services, Division of Consumer Services, Division of 225 Acreage/Land 260 Out of Town Gourmet Foods, 220 SW 31st 230 Real Estate Wanted 120.569 and 120.57, Florida Licensing, Post Of ce Box 5708, Licensing, Post Of ce Box 5708, Licensing, Post Of ce Box 5708, Street, Ft. Lauderdale, FL 33315. Statutes, by mailing a request for Tallahassee, Florida 32314-5708. Tallahassee, Florida 32314-5708. Tallahassee, Florida 32314-5708. same to the Florida Department If a request for hearing is not If a request for hearing is not If a request for hearing is not 533 220 177 of Agriculture and Consumer received by 21 days from the received by 21 days from the received by 21 days from the Home Services Services, Division of Licensing, date of the last publication, the date of the last publication, the date of the last publication, the Commercial Salons Post Of ce Box 5708, Tallahassee, right to hearing in this matter right to hearing in this matter right to hearing in this matter Florida 32314-5708. If a request will be waived and the Depart- will be waived and the Depart- will be waived and the Depart- BARBER/STYLIST WANTED for hearing is not received by 21 ment will dispose of this cause ment will dispose of this cause ment will dispose of this cause MIAMI $650K (786) 277-6968 Growing East Oakland Park Shop days from the date of the last in accordance with law. in accordance with law. in accordance with law. AFFORDABLE MOVERS 10 unit Building - 1745 NW 1st Place Must be licensed, experienced, publication, the right to hearing Renovated and beautifully landscaped 10 unit building. 6 one bed- friendly PT/FT. Great chair in this matter will be waived and MOVING & DELIVERY room, 4 studios. Wood/tile oors, all appliances. Just blocks from rates. 954-625-5366 the Department will dispose of this cause in accordance with law. NOTICE OF SUSPENSION NOTICE OF SUSPENSION NOTICE OF SUSPENSION Affordable prices! Biscayne Blvd., Wynwood and minutes to Flagler and AAA. Junior C. Alerte Peter Antosiak 7% CAP. PRINCIPALS ONLY. Call Yoli (786) 277-6968. Trevor L. Bryham Residential/commercial 187 Case No: 201407221 Case No: 201407076 Case No: 201409561 Any size job. Prof. Part-Time Jobs NOTICE OF SUSPENSION A Notice of Suspension to sus- A Notice of Suspension to sus- A Notice of Suspension to sus- courteous Licensed. Cherryl Clicquot pend your license and eligibility pend your license and eligibility pend your license and eligibility 145 Case No: 201405443 for licensure has been led for licensure has been led for licensure has been led Call Johnny for at rates Management/Professional PART TIME A Notice of Suspension to sus- against you. You have the right against you. You have the right against you. You have the right 305-785-6282 100 pend your license and eligibility to request a hearing pursuant to request a hearing pursuant to request a hearing pursuant or leave msg TELEPHONE SALES REPS. for licensure has been led against to Sections 120.569 and 120.57, to Sections 120.569 and 120.57, to Sections 120.569 and 120.57, Employment Clinical Manager needed for Royal 10am - 2:30 pm OR you. You have the right to request Florida Statutes, by mailing a re- Florida Statutes, by mailing a re- Florida Statutes, by mailing a re- 102 Architecture/Engineering Palm Beach Rehab, Lake Worth, FL: 2:45pm - 7:15 pm a hearing pursuant to Sections quest for same to the Florida quest for same to the Florida quest for same to the Florida 103 Auditions/Show Biz $9.00 per hr. + 105 Career/Training/Schools To direct, supervise & eval of ce 120.569 and 120.57, Florida Department of Agriculture and Department of Agriculture and Department of Agriculture and 110 Computer/Technical activities of physical therapist assts, east sunrise blvd. Statutes, by mailing a request for Consumer Services, Division of Consumer Services, Division of Consumer Services, Division of 112 Construction/Labor ATC & other personnel. Educate Ft. Lauderdale same to the Florida Department Licensing, Post Of ce Box 5708, Licensing, Post Of ce Box 5708, Licensing, Post Of ce Box 5708, 120 Drivers/Delivery/Courier patients & ensure staff members are 954-767-6022 Tallahassee, Florida 32314-5708. Tallahassee, Florida 32314-5708. Tallahassee, Florida 32314-5708. 125 Domestic of Agriculture and Consumer 127 Education educatg patients. Ensurg clinic Services, Division of Licensing, If a request for hearing is not If a request for hearing is not If a request for hearing is not 130 Entertainment compliance w/governing laws & Post Of ce Box 5708, Tallahassee, received by 21 days from the received by 21 days from the received by 21 days from the 600 140 Financial/Accounting contractual agreements. Resp for Florida 32314-5708. If a request date of the last publication, the date of the last publication, the date of the last publication, the 145 Management/Professional smooth patient ow & correction right to hearing in this matter right to hearing in this matter Music 150 Medical/Dental/Health for hearing is not received by 21 right to hearing in this matter 155 Medical Research Studies to improve systs. Maintain & track days from the date of the last will be waived and the Depart- will be waived and the Depart- will be waived and the Depart- 605 Musicians Avail./Wanted 160 Office/Clerical all con dential rcrds using webpt. publication, the right to hearing ment will dispose of this cause ment will dispose of this cause ment will dispose of this cause 610 Musician’s Services 167 Restaurants/Hotels/Clubs Instruct patient & family in treat- in accordance with law. in accordance with law. 615 Music Instruction 500 in this matter will be waived and in accordance with law. Healt H & Wellness 170 Retail ment procedures to be continued the Department will dispose of this 620 Music Equip/Instruments 172 Sales 625 Plug the Band 175 Telemarketing/Call Center at home. Reqs 2yrs exp as physical/ Services cause in accordance with law. 177 Salons sport/injury therapist & FL PT 630 Show Biz 180 Security/Law Enforcement license. F/T, mail resume to attn. 505 Automotive Services NOTICE OF SUSPENSION NOTICE OF SUSPENSION NOTICE OF SUSPENSION 635 Modeling & Talent 183 Trades Janice, 4971 LeChalet Blvd. Boynton Kenton O. Clare Preston B. Henn Trigourney M. Woods 640 Photography 185 Miscellaneous 510 Bus Services NOTICE OF SUSPENSION 190 Business Opportunities Beach, FL 33436. 515 Computer Services Erica Thompson Case No: 201409592 Case No: 201206737 Case No: 201500090 193 Employment Information 520 Financial Services Case No: 201409498 A Notice of Suspension to sus- A Notice of Suspension to sus- A Notice of Suspension to sus- 195 Position Wanted A Notice of Suspension to sus- pend your license and eligibility pend your license and eligibility pend your license and eligibility 635 ALQ Alquileres PROJECT MANAGER 525 Legal Services pend your license and eligibility for licensure has been led for licensure has been led for licensure has been led Modeling & Talent BIEN Bienes Raices Caliber Sales Engineering repre- 527 Legal Notices against you. You have the right against you. You have the right against you. You have the right BOB Best of Back Page sents leading component manu- for licensure has been led against COM Compra/Venta/Cambio 530 Misc. Services to request a hearing pursuant to request a hearing pursuant to request a hearing pursuant facturers and repair depots in the you. You have the right to request EMP Empleo 533 Home Services a hearing pursuant to Sections to Sections 120.569 and 120.57, to Sections 120.569 and 120.57, to Sections 120.569 and 120.57, INSE Insert aviation and defense industries. 537 Adoptions SMART MODELS MIS Miscelaneos 120.569 and 120.57, Florida Florida Statutes, by mailing a re- Florida Statutes, by mailing a re- Florida Statutes, by mailing a re- Caliber sales is hiring a Project 540 Travel/Getaways quest for same to the Florida quest for same to the Florida quest for same to the Florida SER Servicios Manager to manage the coordina- Statutes, by mailing a request for Needed full or part time to SPA Spaces Real Estate Guide same to the Florida Department Department of Agriculture and Department of Agriculture and Department of Agriculture and tion and overall integration of Consumer Services, Division of Consumer Services, Division of Consumer Services, Division of assist in the modeling & technical activities in engineering of Agriculture and Consumer 520 Services, Division of Licensing, Licensing, Post Of ce Box 5708, Licensing, Post Of ce Box 5708, Licensing, Post Of ce Box 5708, marketing of Medical Health projects. Confer with management Tallahassee, Florida 32314-5708. Tallahassee, Florida 32314-5708. Tallahassee, Florida 32314-5708. staff to discuss project speci ca- Financial Services Post Of ce Box 5708, Tallahassee, Fitness calendar production. 105 Florida 32314-5708. If a request If a request for hearing is not If a request for hearing is not If a request for hearing is not Career/Training/Schools tions and procedures. Technical received by 21 days from the received by 21 days from the received by 21 days from the Call at 305-310-3895 consulta-tion &/or negotiations SR. INVESTMENT ADVISOR for hearing is not received by 21 days from the date of the last date of the last publication, the date of the last publication, the date of the last publication, the summit photo to: with clients to prepare project needed to analyze investments right to hearing in this matter right to hearing in this matter right to hearing in this matter speci cations. Assess project and pensions for nancial ser- publication, the right to hearing [email protected] THE OCEAN Corp. 10840 Rockley in this matter will be waived and will be waived and the Depart- will be waived and the Depart- will be waived and the Depart- Road, Houston, Texas 77099. feasibility by analyzing technol- vices company in miami. e-mail ment will dispose of this cause ment will dispose of this cause ment will dispose of this cause ogy, resource needs, and market resume to benjamin.alderson the Department will dispose of this Train for a new career. *Under- cause in accordance with law. in accordance with law. in accordance with law. in accordance with law. water Welder. demand. Review and recommend @devere-usa.com Commercial Diver. *NDT/Weld contracts or cost estimates for Inspector. Job Placement particular projects. Plan and direct Assistance. Financial Aid avail for the installation, testing, operation, those who qualify maintenance, and repair of equip- 1.800.321.0298 ment. Work with power generation equipment to supply 60 and 400 Hz (Frequency Converter). Controls and Instrumentation applied to 140 Power Generation Systems. Inspec- tions, Repairs and Calibrations for Financial/Accounting IFF modules and Test Sets. Work with property control, logistics, New Times Broward-Palm Beach PROPRIETARY DESK and quality standards. Requires DIRECTOR responsible for: experience supporting Air Defense managing the invstmt portfoli- Radars such as AN/TPS 63, AN/ TPS os of XP's domestic & LatAm cli- 63ss, AN/TPS 43, AN/TPS 70, AN/ ents, req detailed knowledge of TPS 72. Ability to use ATE such as in foreign & domestic equities & Circuit Test Equipment General professional exp in trading such Radio 227x, Teradyne or Agilent. assets; de ne invstmt vehicles Bachelor's degree or foreign (stocks, bonds, & derivs) in or- equivalent in electrical engi- der to achieve the best return neering and 5 years’ experience as possible; perform arbitrage Field/Depot Engineer. Mail resumes strategies in the US, Canada, to VP of Operations, Caliber Sales Mexico, Switzerland, Spain, Bra- Engineering, 5373 N. Hiatus Road, zil, Japan, & Australia; instruct Sunrise, FL 33351 ADR conversions in Pershing; collect info about margin calls & discrep in all rm accts; execute 155 long/short strategies between Medical Research Studies different equities classes & same sector companies; prepare reports, incl forecast models, return reports, invstmt poli- cies or strategies, & changes in US & foreign law; serve on company's Treasury Committee in Francisco Flores, MD. Brazil, explain invstmts held & Board Certi ed Dermatologist suggesting improvements to FXM Research Miramar relevant portfolios. Reqs knowledge & exp in NetEx360, Apama Do you or someone you Complex Event Processing know have Facial Acne? (CEP), & Msft ofc suite. 2 yrs of exp in pos offered or as Portfo- FXM Research in Miramar M

lio Mgr reqd. XP Securities LLC is is looking for males and females arch an EOE. Send CV to: L Lopes, 12 to 40 years of age that 701 Brickell Ave, Ste 2150, suffer from Facial Acne, to Miami FL 33131. participate in a four [4] study- visit clinical research study. 3-M Medical Insurance is not required for study participation. 145 arch Quali ed participants Management/Professional will receive: 9, 2016 BUYER, PORK •Evaluation by a Board Certiﬁ ed For Quirch Foods Co. in Coral Dermatologist. Gables, FL. Perform all activities • Investigational study medica- relating to the sourcing & buy- tion or placebo at no cost. ing of food products, among •Reimbursement for time and other duties. Req: Bach degree travel up to USD $200.00. in BA or its foreign degree equiv; 2yrs of exp in the posi- For more information please tion or as Commodity Trader. call: (954) 430-1097 Exp must incl: Buying/sourcing experience in the food industry; FXM Research Miramar Inventory mgmnt; Supplier rela- 14601 SW 29TH Street, Suite 208 tionship mgmnt.Mail resume to Miramar, FL 33027 Quirch Foods 2701 S. Le Jeune www.fxmresearch.com Rd 12Fl, Coral Gables FL 33134 27 browardpalmbeach.com

Representatives for West Atlantic Boulevard Apartments Investors, LLC, will hold a community meeting on Septem- PAIN MANAGEMENT ber 28, 2015, from 5:30 P.M. to 7:30 P.M. for the purpose of Now Accepting New Patients affording interested parties the opportunity to provide com- CALL (954) 921-9555 Insurance Accepted ments and suggestions about the potential designation of the 1418 S FEDERAL HWY, DANIA BEACH, FL property identified by Folio Number 484232190010, Pompa- ( NW CORNER OF US1 & SHERIDAN ST.) no Beach, Broward County, FL 33069, as a brownfield area pursuant to §376.80(2)(C), Florida Statutes, and about de- Certified Board Physician, Spanish & Creole velopment and rehabilitation activities associated with the potential designation, including public hearings to be held ABORTION SPECIALISTS by the Pompano Beach City Commission to consider the request for designation. Earn your HS Diploma today Low Dose NALTREXONE - LDN Financial Assistance Available • Free Test Internist Broward, PBeach & Martin Cty & Ultrasound • Doral 305-591-2288 The community meeting will be held at the Collier City Li- For more info call 1.800.470.4723 brary, 2800 NW 9th Court, Pompano Beach, FL, and is free Reasonable 561.568.1272 • Kendall 305-668-5629 and open to all members of the public. Or visit our website For more information regarding the community meeting, in- www.diplomaathome.com cluding directions, or to provide comments and suggestions at any time before or after the meeting date, please contact DUI - Suspended License Michael R. Goldstein. By telephone: (305) 777-1682; by U.S. FLORIDA EXTERMINATORS We Fight for your rights! Eng/Span Mail: The Goldstein Environmental Law Firm, P.A., 1 SE 3rd COPD? You may qualify for a clinical trial. DIY: Buy A Solution Not A Service! Compensation may be provided for time & travel. Pest Control, Lawn, Tree, Garden, Landscape, Organic Avenue, Suite 2120, Miami, FL 33131; and/or by email: Pioneer Research • pioneerclinical.com • 954-204-0052 Atty Orlando Buch Ft Laud [email protected]. Fertilizers, Compost & Pesticides. CALL 754-222-6719 954-462-4120/954-687-2422 CAN'T GET HIRED?? Argan Oil & Hair styling WANTED: P/T BARTENDER RECORD SEALING / EXPUNGING Asian Manufacturer looking for Reps in Beer & Wine bar in Ft. Laud. Adult themed. LOVE - LEE KARAOKE Must be HAPPY & High Energy. APPLY IN PERSON Music & Photo Studio - Rent Pvt. Room to Sing Latin America & Islands to sell Products. Option for Music Video (Extra Fee) LEGAL EASE 954-240-0761 Serious inquiries only [email protected] Bimini Bay Bar 412 SE 32nd St. 33316 Open - 7 PM, Tuesday to Sunday 300 SW 2nd St. Suite #10 - Downtown Fort Lauderdale

lassified | | | c lassified | a dult H & Wellness | Healt | e mployment vices 954.530.0690 www.loveleekaraoke.com Songs for American, Chinese, Korean, Filipino, Latino Cavitation &Radio Freq Pkg Vietnamese, Indonesian, Japanese $629 (Regular Price $1,680) 6 sessions 1105 E Sunrise Blvd • CALL (954) 440-0406

state | s e R state www.DeluxeCenterSpa.com INJURED? **FREE CONSULT** ATTORNEY CHARLES COHEN • 25 YRS EXPERIENCE AUTO • SLIP & FALL • WORKERS COMP • DEATH 954-749-3330 • Se Habla Espanol • Nou Pale Kreyole Eliminate Self-Defeating Behavior Hindering Success! SALES JOBS Dr. Ron Schlossberg, Psy.D EARN UP TO $2,000/WEEK Licensed Psychologist/ Psychotherapist

| Rentals & Real e | Rentals Call Jeff • 954-431-0259 Wanted Bartender Parttime EXCEPTIONAL Housekeeping Service (954) 270-4226 [email protected] Beer & Wine bar in Ft. Laud. Adult themed. for busy professionals. 15 yrs experience with excellent Must be HAPPY and High Energy. references! Residential & Commercial Bimini Bay Bar 412 SE 32nd St. 33316 Ask about the Fall Special - Serious Inquiries Only s s Low Dose NALTREXONE - LDN Call Now for appt 954.245.2296 ADOPTION: AFFECTIONATE Internist Broward, PBeach & Martin Cty Apply in person. DEVOTED FAMILY, Successful Business Reasonable 561.568.1272 Owner, Stay-Home-Mom Joyfully awaits Do you have a FOOT ULCER? Injured? Arrested? Traffic Ticket Problem? miracle baby. FLBar42311 s1-800-552-0045 If you are 18+ diabetic with least one non-healing foot ulcer sExpenses paidssssssss you may be eligible to participate in a clinical research study. 954-455-1933 www.BakerReckLaw.com No insurance necessary.May be compensated for time/travel FREE CONSULTATION! $99 INITIAL VISIT Call for info - Miami Dade Medical Research : 305-722-7210 45th Street Pain Center 561.469.2635 READER NOTICE: The hiring of an attorney is an important decision that should not be based solely upon advertisements. Before you 5642 Corporate Way West Palm Beach NEW CHRONIC PAIN & DETOX hire an attorney, you should request information about the attor- Ask About Our Patient Referral Program Wanted. Bartender. Part Time. PATIENTS NOW BEING ACCEPTED ney's qualifications & experiences. Beer & wine bar in Ft Laud. Adult themed. Must be HAPPY 8480 State Rd. 84, Davie 954.577.0177 and high energy. 412 SE 32nd St. 33316 APPLY IN PERSON The Wheel of Karma - Buddhist Therapist New Times Broward-Palm Beach New Times Broward-Palm Pain Management Specializing in Detox To Understand the Reason for Pain , Now Accepting Insurance - with 28 day Anxiety, and Depression. $120/3 sessions follow ups. 954.584.7009 754.703.4815 AM only! 3267 Davie Blvd. Fort Lauderdale 33312

9, 2016 9, News

arch Music www.browardpalmbeach.com 3-M Food & Drink arch

M Arts & Culture Film & TV 28