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SABe ALLOCATIONS New budgets announced By SARAH O'BRIEN appeals alone. Board who received $295,000. Around $40,000 less was allocated to UPB received a little less than $20,000 Editol~ill-Chie/ student organizations this year than was more than they received in 2008-2009, The Student Activity Budgeting Com­ allocated for the preyjous year. This years while SGA, REA, The Current and The mittee, or SABC released their final rec­ allocation total was $651,647.00 while the Catholic Newman Center received not only ommendations for student organization total for 2008-1009 was $691,032.00. less than they requested, but also than they budgets this weekend. Organizations requested a total of had received in 2008-2009. UPB requested University Program Board India Night Initial recommendations were made $1,110,756.00 this year. $390,000 originally for 2009-2010. 45.3% earlier in the semester, however, organi­ In alphabetical order, the groups who New student organization Peers Ad­ ISA presents its annual zations had a final chance to appeal their received the most funding were The Cath­ vocating Smoke-free Solutions, PASS, celebration of Indian initial allocation early in ApriL . olic Newman Center with an allocation of received their first SABC allocation of ABC : Associated culture. Black Collegians Eleven organizations who appealed $13,115, The Current received $32,500, $825 after requesting $1,750 and receiving PSGSA: Political Science Graduate Student Association See Features, page 6 their allocation were given re-estimated the Residence Hall Association with $500. budgets. $,20,205, Student Government Association SABe Allocations by Organization SABC spent an additional $7,000 on with $103,400 and the University Program See SASC, page 12 For a complete breakdown, see page 3

SGA ELECTIONS • Election week comes

• Boutique Dreams to close One student's boutique makes its debut in the By SARAH O'BRIEN MSC. Editol"-in·Chie/

See Features, ~ge 7 TIle Student Government elec­ tions ran this past week at the Uni­ versity of Missouri St. Louis. In addition to Student Govern­ ment positions, students were asked to elect Student Senate pOSitions, and vote on school wide referendums regarding a con.c;titution change and cigarette smoking polioies on cam­ pus as well. Up for the Student Government positions of president, vice president and comptroller were Grace-Marie Ritter.. Greg Meyer, Dann Rosner and Dustin Spina-Clossen respectively. Ritter, Meyer and Rosner who were Softball Champs running as the ER Difference slate together were elected into those po­ Tritons bring home GLVC sitions. title by sweeping Drury this Friday night the University of According to Moore, there were Ritter, who was re-elected, re­ weekend. l-v1issouri-St. Louis held its third an­ about 30 sumvors pre,sent for this ceived 373 votes, Meyer received 363 nual Relay for Life event. This year's years relay. See Sports, page 8 votes, Rosner received 308 votes and theme was "The Great Outdoors" There were fourty-eight teams Spina-Clossen received 79 votes. and promised voltmteers that the total, repre.senting thiry-five student "I first want to say thanks to all event would stay outside come rain organizations. . those people that supported me and or snow. The even was located outside the my slate throughout the campaign I The Colleges against Cancer first floor of the Millennium Stu­ feel honored to have the opportunity group put on Relay for Life. dent Center and the track was set up to do what I can for this campus and ON THE WEB The relay began at 7 p.m. and through the parking lot up the side­ its students," Meyer junior, business lasted until 7 the following morning. walk around the ponds in front of the said about winning, though he ran During the event there was a cer­ MSC. unopposed. 1rhr[u t emony to commemorate those who There was music and a.provision­ "I know that Grace, Dann and had ' died of cancer, and to also cel­ al dance floor in the parking lot that myself will do everything we can to Web poll results: ebrate the number of survivors pres­ had been closed off entirely for the represent [the students] ideals and What do you what SGA to ent at the event. event. TKO was the DJ for the event, everything [students] think this cam­ address next year? The opening ceremony was at 7 "they always give us a discount,» pus should be. We will always be p.m. and was followed by the Lu­ Moore said, "and it was pretty cool." available to hear any comments or minaria ceremony at 9 p.m. and the Student volunteers spent time Survivors, students and faculty came together in front of the Millen. nium StudeJ:lt Center for the Relay for life event last Friday night. complaints you have and do anything Back ceremony at 12 a.m. the ' Fight dancing in between walking The theme of the night was "The Great Outdoors" and invited all to resolve the situation." where they discussed numerous ways track and socializing amongst all the to set up camp in front of the MSC for a night of walking, running, Student Senators who were elect­ that people could fight back against groups who had set up camp at the dancing, or hanging out in order to fight cancer. Teams formed ea .... ed are as follows: Candace Ander­ cancer, "such as using sun block, or nightlong event. lier in the year in order to raise money for the American Cancer So­ son with 259 votes, Erin Balentine ciety. T·Shirts were given to team members who signed up early. going to regular prostate or breast Adam Richter, senim, graphic de­ with 256, Timothy Davis with 244, cancer screenings, and tell loved sign walked around the track hand­ on camp-out locations for the event. ning Relay for Life, was allocated Michael Dowd with 271, Meghan ones to go and get screenings" Katie ing out spirit bucks to any volunteers Sign up for this year's event was $1,350 for 2009-2010. Gardner with 251, Chelsea Italiano Moore, Graduate student said. who were showing $10, half the cost of Relay for Life came to UM-St. with 250, Kyle Kersting with 236, • The affordability of Thorughout the night, "Spirit spirit. Spirit bucks previous years, and Louis in 2007 when then SGAPresi­ Amanda Nicole McCrary with 244, parking tags. Bucks" were passed out to volunteers were also given to --" each team member dent Nicholas Koechig began the Cesar Montiel with 230, JeJU1ifer I want to give a shout out Theaffordabiljty of Metro who were showing off the most spir­ those who were was encouraged to program. That year, the event at UM­ Morton with 272, Meredith Mehler passes. it, at the end of the night the Catholic dancing or interact­ .to Courtney Roekamann raise money for the St, Louis raised $50,215 for cancer with 260, Michael Nelson with 253, Newman center won the mostspir­ ing with the event who raised almost $2000 by cancer · research­ research, meeting Koechig's goal of The affordability of my and Bethany Stafford with 266. college experience in ited award for their spirit bucks and while on the dance herself because her father based relay. raising more money than the Univer­ "I feel truly honored that my general the energy they exhibited throughout floor. was recently diagnosed. Typically, the sity of Missouri-Columbia. peers and colleagues have the faith to the event. Teams set up SGA election win- The amount raised in 2007 was elect me to this position," Kersting, • The lack of people who Zeta Tau Alpha raised the most camp with tents ners are announced nearly double the goal they had origi­ junior, finance said when asked about want to run for SGA ·Katie Moore money of any of the groups, raising and other outdoorsy Gradua[e Student at Relay For Life, nally set. his feelings after being elected to the around $1600 in for cancer research. items such as rafts however, this did not Relay for Life began in 1985 ac­ Student Senate. This week's question: "I want to give a shout out to and barbeque grills happen this year. cording to the Relay for Life website, When questioned regarding why What do you think of Courtney Roekamann who raise where they cooked "They were and raised $27,000 that year. she wanted to be a student senator Obama's first 100 days? almost $2000 by herself because and sold food such as hotdogs, ka­"afraid it would take meaning from St. Louis based Relay for Life Gardener srud, "whenever I was o~ her father was recently diagnosed," bobs and other items such as sodas the ceremony," Moore said. programs raised over $1 ,000,000 in the dance team we had a lot of bud­ INDEX Moore -said about the student who and baked goods. Many volunteers stayed up for 2008 for the Anlerican Cancer Soci­ get problems and I went to one of single-handedly raised the most for Student Life had a booth where the entire event, however a number ety who uses the money to help fund the student senators at the time and the organization. they sold sodas as well as other re­ took advantage of the tents they had cancer research as well as help pa­ they really helped us out on how to What's Current ...... 2.. This year's relay raised $27,722 freshments. brought to catch some sleep in the tients who cannot afford expensive get a better budget for the following Crimeline 2 for cancer research, the goal had been Team captains were encouraged later hours of the morning. cancer treatments. year."

9.p'~ .~i?~.s. .__ ...... __ ._._ .._ .. ._. ~ ~. ? $30,000. Last year's relay generated to go to team captain meetings before The Colleges Against Cancer For more information please visit ...... , ...... - ..... Features 6-7 about $32,000 in fundraising. tile event in order to have first choice group, who is responsible for run- wWw.cancer.org. See SGA ELECTIONS, page 12 Sports 8-9 ...... Stay Current A&E 10 Monday Tuesday Wednesday ~ Thursday friday Saturday ...... Sunday Weather predictions with this taken from www. Classrfieds 12 week's weather Hi/Low: 74/57 . Hi/Low: 68/50 Hi/Low: 65/60 Hi/Low: 73/61 Hi/Low: 77/54 HilLow: .75/56 Hi/Low: 73/54 weather.com CartoorlsiPuzzles . 13. Precip: 70% Precip: 30% Precip: 20% Precip: 40% Precip: 40% Precip: 10% Precip: 60% ~ge2 ~he (turrent April 27/ 2009 CAMPUS SPRING PIANO CONCERT ~h( [urrent The UniYelOilY of Missouri-St. Louis CRIMELINE Student Ne~'spaper Since 1966 Sarah O'Brien. Editor-in-Chief TUESDAY, APRIL 21 Bryan Goers • Managing Editor Chris Stewart· Business Manager BURGlARY RIPORT Christina Lee • Ad Director MANSION HILLS David Un.zee • Adviser

The victim reported that some­ Now Hiring! • News Editcr Now Hiring! • Asst. News Editor time between 10 p.m. and 3 a.m. Paul Maguire· Opinions Editor while she was sleeping, person(s) Jessica Keil • 8!atures Editor unknO\\TI entered her apartment Cate Marquis· A&E Editor and stole one fiat screen televi­ Gene Doyel· Design Editor sion. There were no signs of Matthew 'Hill • Photo Editor & forced entry, and the TV was the Web Editor only item stolen. The scene was Samantha Conforti • Copyeditor processed for evidence, wruch Afton Anderson • Proofreader is being analyzed to determine a Danny Reise • Distribution possible suspect. The victim did Manager not hear anything and was not awakened during this Burglary. Staff Writers This investigation is on-going. Kimberly Hudson, Kiara Breland, Renee Harmon, Anna Entringer, Cedric Williams, Ben Gemignani, Anna Marie Curran, Nimo THURSDAY, APRIL 23 Hashi, Mary McAteer, Samantha Sonderen, Yoshimi Tomono, LaGuan Fuse, STEAUNG UNDER $500.00 Anthony Padgett EXPRESS SCRIPTS Staff Photographers An Express Scripts employee Soft Seck, Jonathan Coffey, reported that sometime between Sofi Seck . SlaJJP~ Zachari A. Walton, Chera Meyer, Monet 4-22-09 at 4:20 p.m. and 4-23- Alia Voskoboynikova, Coordinator of piano studies at the University of Missouri-St. Louis is featuring her piano students in Mayo, Anh Nguyen the annual "Spring Piano Students Concert" last Wednesday at the Lee Theater in the Touhill performing arts center. She­ 09 at 7: 30 a.m. persons unknown litha Peppers (above), senior, non-degree played "Autumn Fragrance, Nudgings, and Effervescence" by Ken Palmer. stole his company cell phone from Page Designers his office area. Many employees Now Hiring! and the cleaning staff have access to this office area. The cell phone Cartoonists was reported stolen to the provid­ Elizabeth Gearhart, er, aod the service discontinued. Caleb True There are no suspects at this time. Advertising Representative.s The investigation is ongoing. Ashley Burgan

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In either case, you should divide time between work and to May 2 in variolls locations in Procrastination recreation. This workshop will St. Louis and 8t. Charles coun­ The Intensive French pro­ check out this informative work­ Letters to the editor should be brief, and help you examine how you spend ties. For more infonnation, visit How many times have you gram taught by Anne-Sophie shop. This workshop is intended those not exceeding 250 words will be your time and how you might be www.stlstorytellingfesfival.org. gotteo sidetraillked from . doing given preference. We edit letters for clarity Blank and mentioned in the Fac­ to give you a comprehensive look at online learning. We hope able to become more efficient in April 29, 12:15 p.m. to 1:15 an assignment? College students and length, not for dialect, correctness, ulty Spotlight, runs from 8:30a. intent or grammar. All letters must be signed your role as a student. p.m, 222 J. 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April 27, 2009 1Chc [ulTrnt Page 3 Student Activity Budgeting Committee Final Recommendations

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By PAUL MAGUIRE

Last Tuesday, I was enjoying a lecture on Aristotle by Jon McGin­ nis. Historically. there were Arabic Philosophers in the Medieval Times who· translated Aristotle's texts and responded to his ideas within an Is­ lamic context. For­ tunately, I had taken an Islrunic Philoso­ phy course and was able comprehend the chronology of Paul the movement of Maguire these ideas. Unfortunately, as I began to remi­ msce further and further into what I had learned only two semesters ago, I realized how little of the information I could recall. I had forgotten to which persons Illustration by Cody Perkins specific ideas were attributed. I had forgotten specific dates, timelines Ever since the U.S. established its borders, it has been dealing with the As ofJune 1st of this year anyone traveling into the U.S. from Canada will and even some of the titles of the movement of people to and fro. One of the first questions the country prob­ be required to posses one of a few authorized forms Qf identification. These philosophical works I had read. ably asked itself was, \ ho should we let into the land of opportunity? IDs will be proof of one's pre-approval to cross the border. For a complete The only things I recalled suf­ A couple ofhundred years ago. the answer to this question was easy. Let listing of these fonns ofID one can go to getyouhome.gov. ficiently were general oppositions anyone in who wants property and freedom, espe iall. if they have lots of Alongside such use of identification will come more personnel and elec­ money. These day , though. such commoditie' are dwindling, and as a re­ tronic surveillance. Many people believe that heightened security along this (i.e. AI Gbazali disagreed with AI sponsible nation. we have the duty of protecting what is ours. border will create traffic jams and tardiness for commuters. All of this is seen Farabi about the age ofthe Umverse) As th e .S . grew older and wiser. their borders became a bit more secure by some to be very UIlUecessary. The explanation to such people is that terror­ and concepts (i.e. some philosophers and for seemingly good reason'. If a cOUfllry lets just anyone in and out, their ists have come dO\\l1 over the Canadian border, and although this is untrue, believed that the soul is a collective 50cial and economic stabili ty could be threatened. The only bvrder we have Homeland Security stands by the claim. entity amongst humans). left that seems borderles . of course. is anada. It seems that Homeland Security, without cause, is insinuating that Canada The strange thing is that not all of Recently, though, the U. . Homeland Security rumounced changes to be is doing or is going to do a poor job of keeping terrorists out. In exchange, the infonnation in my brain was lost, made not on ly for those traveling by air, boat and through the Mex.ican bor­ those who often cross the U.S. and Canadian border will have to deal with but certain parts were lost and others cier, but also for those coming down from Canada. loads of traffic and unnecessary security. kept Now, there is a theory that one re­ EDITORIAL BOARD tains information based on how it ap­ peals to him or her emotionally. For Sarah O'Brie n instrulce if someone loves baseball, Elizabeth Swoboda he or she will retain impressive Jessica Ke il The ideal college amounts of infonnation for long peri- (ate Marquis ods of time conceming baseball. That · Bryan Goers ~ In ligh t of the recent economic condition . the ean::h for an ideal col­ datoo gym equipment and health services. These kinds of additional services same person may leave an econom- Gene Doye l lege i ofutm05t importance. We have decided to addre the attribute that are a huge help for tudents. It would sa e them money and promote healthy ics class not knowing what the heck Matthew Hill would be Ll e focus of an ideal college. ow. of course a tudent want the lifestyles. GDP is. except that it sounds like a educational options that cat r to their need . Oth rthan that a c [lege should 0~11puter "Our Opinion " reflects access is another crucial amenity. Many students cannot afford disease and induces deep sleep. focus on the following...... ,. this kind of technolo . The ideal college would use its funds to make sure What is perplexing, though, is tbat the majority opinion of the Clearly one of the first consideration in packaging the "'ideal" school is that the computer labs a(e not too crowdoo during finals . Also, the equipment I reaUy enjoyed the Islamic Philoso­ Editorial Board. the quality and quantity oUh college's financial institutions. This issue can would be onstantly updated and access would be easy. phy course. At the tinle, I soaked up be as simple a the cost of tuition (one large fuctor that has drawn many Student organizations that appeal to diverse backgrounds are becoming the information like a newborn, baby American students to Canadian ollege ' ) or as involved a the details of fi­ more and more important. Students of all lifestyles should be able to feel rep­ sponge. I read the texts rigorously; I WE WANT TO nancial ai d. go\" rnment grants and tudent loan . resented at their school, which in tum encourages students to feel like part of \\"ent to every lecture and I aced the It is taken for granted that far too often the pro peet f getting second· the can1pus. The ideal college would encourage, support and help fund any exams. HEAR FROM YOU ary educati n in Americ un~ual forget, just by not using the informa­ deny letters. tor. The paper titled it som.ething hke, ':Wishes of a gay student". In light creatUres? Un-deserving of persulng a dream, uudeserving of a rec0gnisea tion in our brains. I really did lose it of recent suicides of kids, hlllting from being called "gay"; I'd like to know commited love relatjonship? Has anything changed? Wb:l:it is . the accept­ because I did not use it. For information on if the attitudes of students, factilty, and staff remains the same on and off able level of dis-enfran-cIDsement of another human-being? What is the After learning this, I realized that writing a guest commen­ campus. If and how pervasive the attitude remains. Is ' Gay" still equated present attitude onaI)d oil' campus? . most of the information I had re­ tary, contact The Cur­ as a negative, an insult, means "stupid", its negative usage condoned and tained from my Islamic Philosophy rent's Editor-in-Chief. overlooked by faculty and staff, or worse still a mere tool of amusement at James Patterson course, was information which I had reviewed with others, brought up in conversation or included in essays and other writings. My conclusion is that in order to remember these important facts, if UNDERC R one so desires, is to have conversa­ By Sofi Seck. Staff Photographer tions about them, blog about them, whatever it takes. This will further solidify what one learns. So, in order to prepare for finals, one can spend time dUIing the year just talking about what they have What was your favorite been learning. One can incorporate class this semester? what he or she learns into different Brad Reace Edwards Jeff Murray Brittany Morris Audrey Carpenter Brennan Grewe aspects of life in order to better retain Junior Junior Senior Senior Senior information. Business Admir]istration Undeclared Liberal Arts Chemistry Media Studies The unfortunate thing for me, though, is that the things that I leam "Global Corporation. "Organic Chemistry is a "Industrial psychology. "Physical Chemistry. "Any class taught by Dr. and do not use eventually get pusbed What do you think? Send your own response We have been really interesting class. The. class correlates Quantum Mechanics McPhail because he is a to. the .recesses of my memory bank to [email protected] or tal k about it in analysing the Plus the professor is psychology with the is awesome!" very wise man." With little likely hood tbat they will our online forums at thecurrenton lin e com McDo nalds Corp. all really good." business workplace ever be found again. semester and it's been and is thouroughly Paul Maguire is Opinions Edi/or fun learning what taught by an for The Current. makes them tick." awesome professor." April 27, 2009 lrhr ~rrrnt PageS SCIENCE COLUMN How long Price 10 park Summit By ANNA ENTRINGER Science and Technology charges most to park in parking lots that are the group of students. Who would $114.83 for an entire year and half always packed to the maximum? To want to carpool with someone if will world One issue that is sure to raise of that if you just want an after­ me, that does make sense in a dis­ they were the person with the most the blood pressure of many Uni­ discusses noon permit. At the UIliversity of turbing way. credit hours? vel'Sity of Missouri-St. Louis stu­ Missouri-Kansas City, a parking I know this has been an issue When looking at each of the dif­ hunger dents is parking permits. I feel the permit will cost you $106 per se­ for many of my fellow students, ferent universities and their parking two main problems are cost of the mester and $89 for just an evening especially now in this trying eco­ permit fees, UM-St. Louis is the energy permit itself and the availability of pass. Above all, the University of nomic time. Charging the student only one which bases the price of parking spaces. Missouri-Columbia's permit costs per credit hours, has the potential a permit on the number of credit persist? The maximum cost of a parking $75 for a single semester. to discourage students from taking hours a student is taking. Most permit here at UM-St. Louis is, as All four UM campuses charge a the hours they want, especially if universities divide their permits sources By SOI'l SECK many of you know, $288.00; that different amount for tuition. UM­ they cannot afford it. For those not up by general or day permits and is $18 times the maximum credit Kansas City charges the least per looking to get through college in afternoon or evening permits. UM­ By CATE MARQUIS Wlien was the last time that hours charged of $16. Charg­ year at around $7,000, followed the fastest time possible, the UM­ St. Louis should take cues from its you munibled the words ''I'm ing students almost $300 to park by UM-St. Louis costing around st. Louis pricing policy of parking sister universities, get rid of the $18 This week's Missouri Energy starving"? If you are like me, then on campus for one semester here $8,000 for 16 credit hours. Next, permits is better than all other ofthe per credit hour fee and offer pricing Summit in Columbia, MO explored you probably use that term · at the is actually more than the $255 a UM-Columbia charges about universities listed. A positive that comparable to the other public uni­ new and old energy sources and solu­ general resident is being charged $8,500 per year and UM-Science comes from the price tag is that the versities in the state of Missouri. mere sign of hunger, tions, in a two-day event that brought for a parking permit per semester and Technology rounds out the lots are quite well maintained, but At UM-St. Louis, 1 think the not even giving it a out people from politics, industry, at Saint Louis University. Also, at schools, charging about $9,000 per that is the only positive I can see. best way to assuage the probiem economics and engineering. second thOught af­ Washington University in St. Louis, year. Unlike the other universities of few options for students would terwards. an annual rate of $429 is charged to I pose this question to who­ that I researched, UM-St. Louis be to give them more choices, such Although it took place on the Why are people all students parking on campus. ever feels they are qualified to does not offer the same options for as a monthly permit. During the University of Missouri-Columbia still dying of star­ Therefore, when a private Jesuit answer: why, is a school that parking permits. UM-St. Louis has most frigid times of the winter, it campus, the event on April 22 and 23 Sofi Seck vation in this world university that charges undergradu­ charges the second lowest tuition an extremely diverse student popu­ is nice to be able to park on cam­ was a university system-wide confer­ when there are mountains of food ates $30,330 for tuition alone is in the Missouri university system lation, something that should not pus, not having to walk from the ence. rotting in warehouses? charging less than a public state­ charging their students the highest be forgotten when determining the Metrolink station and arrive at the T. Boone Pickens gave the key­ . Unfortunately, the Food Moun­ run university charges for a park­ price for a parking perpllt? Also, parking fees . Millennium Student Center frozen note address midday on Wednesday, tains of which I speak are in one ing permit, questions should arise. if Y0U are going to charge us this It seems that at UM-St. Louis, to the bone. Perhaps offering more April 22. This campus was repre­ Wash U. charges a baseline under­ premium price, I need to be assured students are not encouraged to "go options to UM-St. Louis students place, and the starving people are sented by· two faculty members, graduate tuition of$36,200. that I will have a place to park when green" because of one of their per­ would help keep the collective in another. Perishable food is just Jingyue "Jimmy" Liu, professor of At the other state-tun universi­ I get on campus. mit options. This policy is called . blood pressure of the student body physics and chemistry and director that, so it cannot be transported ties in the same system as UM-St. Would the reasoning be that we the carpool permit. The charges of down. anywhere. Some of it can be dehy­ Louis the price of a parking per­ are not paying lis much to sit in the the permit are given to the person Anna Entringer is a staff writer of the Center for Nanoscience, and drated and sent to areas where it is mit is less. Missouri University of classroom, so we are charged the with the most credit hours out of for The Current. Lea-Rachel Kosnik, assistant profes­ needed but this costs money for the sor of economics who specializes in processing, packages, transport and environmental economics. distribution. Altho)lgh some compa­ This was the first statewide en­ nies may give away their extra food, STAFF VIEWPOINT. ergy summit but hopefully there will others may not have the funds avail­ be more. Sponsored by University of able to do all this. Missouri system's four campuses, the ft is not only third world coun­ summit featured talks by researchers, tries that have this problem. Even in The peeves of a senior businesses, entrepreneurs, venture a country with as much abundant re­ capitalists as well as state and federal sources as the United States, people By BEN GEMIGNANI Right now, we have the Free­ officers to look out for so-called Conservatives often get labeled agencies. The idea was to highlight of all ages go days without eating. In dom of Choice Act percolating in right-wing extremists, which pro­ as being ignorant, uneducated or research and development in Mis­ this country especially, one would There are many things that I do Congress, which would essentially ceed to define such extremists so unintelligent, because we do not souri of cutting-edge work in energy, think that there is enough food to go not like about the socio-political force all hospitals, regardless of broadly that Ron Paul, or even a agree with the popular opinions of alternative fuel souroe.s, power, stor­ around for everyone. r guess it does environment at present, specifically charters, philosophical inclination mild-mannered journalist such as the Le·ft. 1 look at myseLf and at age, infrastructure and technologies. not matter that the food is out there if with regard to liberals. Democrats . or what have you, to perform abor­ myself could be a suspect. my peers, me with my soon-to-be­ The speakers and atteJldees rep­ the poor· cannot afford to buy it, and in gene.ral bug me, but if I go with tions on request. Fourth is liberal interpretation awarded BA in Communications, resented a wide range of interests in there is no money to be made in giv­ that, I would also have to go into the Second, I look at the current eco­ of Conservatism and Christianity or my engineer and web design energy and technology but the focus ing food away, right? evils of the Republicans. Though nomic mess and what the Obama in media. I realize that we are talk­ friends and think, those critics do was on the practical. So, what can we do to help~ numerous, these are considerably administration is doing about it. I ing about the ultimate in bias here, not have even the foggiest notion of For some, concerns about global Support equal rights for all less immediately threatening to my look at bailouts in particular, where those being nearly polar opposites, who they are dealing with. warming and a need for energy tech­ people. Promoting access to health way oflife. we?re spending roughly the cost and frankly, I am not very surprised. Sixth, attacks on Christianity nology that reduced carbon emissions care~ education and jobs for women First is th ~ accep'~ce support of the entire Traq War in the space Disappointed and unhappy, sure from the scholastic end of things were foremost. For oth rs. it was en­ jlPd plU:toriti encourag.e§ financial and e n the avocation of abortIOn: of a few ~qnths. And T really get but I am not surprised. and in general. This ranges from ergy independence, and fi r many it .. growth for the&e countrie . .th all I can that the best irritated when I find articles in the And I really get annoyed when the oft -debated prayer in schools, to was the jobs new energy technolo­ ~~ der~ tand'I. ev~n of these change.s comes the reduction pregnancy has its perils and that New York Times telling me that the people claim that there is no bias in students proselytizing on campus, gies could bring. Ideas spanned the of birth rates which would further sometimes you have got to choose govermnent is looking to turn the media, or that all the bias is conser­ to the removal of "".under God" whole range and there was plenty of reduce the strain of having enough one and let the other go, but this is bank bailout debts into shares of vative. Sure, there is some conser­ from the Pledge of Allegiance. overlap. food. ridiculous. the bailed-out banks, which is an­ vative talk shows, but virtually no Lastly, movements towards glo­ Keynote speaker T. Boone Pick­ We would also do well to un­ I hear about women killing their other step down what's starting to foothold in the entertainment me­ balization. I am sorry, but I think ens is a long-time Texas oilman and .cIerstand the impact that meat con­ unborn children because they do look like the road to nationalization dia. Mainstream newspapers are that we are better off as ourselves. conservative political figure who has sumption has on the world's food not want to be bothered with the of commerce and industry. most accurately rated in terms of Likewise, a nation's currency, even become a major promoter of wind supply. Meat production is a biolog­ inconvenience. Sometimes, their Third, I hear about the various being more or less liberal. one so baseless, inflated and wa­ power and using natural gas to re­ ically wasteful process; the amount supporters go so far as to liken such violations of Constitutionally-guar­ Fifth, is wild name-calling. Ioc­ tered-down as our own, is both the place oil for big trucks. of meat produced is much smaller a child to a parasite, or even a can­ anteed rights. I hear about restric­ casionally get called a racist and a symbol and the reality of our na­ His speech was pre ented live than the amount of feed grain the cerous grow1:h. I hear about lobby­ tions on gun ownership being lined fascist (and once, I was eyen called tional sovereignty. I do not think by webcast on tile Missouri Energy animals consume. Eating meat el­ ists who argue that a woman ought up for enactment, the apparent end a Nazi) because I believe there is no that we should be changing that Summit website. evates utilization of limited means to be able to do what she wants with being the removal of all guns de­ appreciable difference between the Ladies and gentlemen, this Pickens' biggest concern is en­ and increases pressure on the world her body, dodging around the fact spite the fact that statistics show so-called races, and that therefore whole me stinks of a double stan­ ergy independence, not climate food supply. Also. most of the meat that a fetus is very much not part of that violent crime goes down when no one deserves special tuatrnent. dard, and r cannot say that r like it change, but said he had no prob­ is eaten by developed nations. I am the woman in question. I hear of gun ownership goes up. I hear I have been called a racist for not in the least. Get your facts straight lem with working towards common not saying that we should all become uproap; about state legislatures, like about reports, both by the Missouri supporting Barack Ohama, usually and your collective heads back on goals. With a degree in geology and a vegetarians, but we should all be the one in South Dakota, that feel as Highway Patrol and more recently by people who voted for him be­ your shoulders. successful career in the oil business, aware that reducing the amount of I do and make laws limiting abor­ by thy Department of Homeland cause he is black. Who is the racist Ben Gemignani is a sfaJfwhter Pickens told the that the meat we consume is one small thing tions to emerge~cy procedures. Security warning law enforcement here? Jor The Current U.S. does not have sufficient oil re­ that you can do to help. serves to meet ow energy ne d and I know what you are thinking, must tum to other Ourees. w11y should you change your qual­ Pickens' business interests in ity of life to help people you do not wind power has made his home state even J...'1low? Try this one for size; What's your opiniontJ of Texas a leader in that alternati ve the average person can only go two energy option but his talk focus ed on to three weeks without food and only using natural ga , which the countlY three days without water. Globally, has in abundance. Natural gas still between 13 and 18 million people • SGA Elections contributes carbon dioxide to atmo­ die each year from malnourishment sphere but is cleaner than oaL Be­ or starvation-related causes. This How do you feel about the • Sports sides using natural gas to fire power means that there are nearly as many plants, Pickens suggested that 18 people dying each day as Ameri­ • Indian Night wheel trucks that run on natural gas cans who died in the entire Vietnam topics we have covered? be developed. "Batteries can't run War. In today's world, starvation ·SABC an 18 wheeler, , he said, noting the should no longer be an issue. current state of battery Ie hnology The sad thing is that this very and his belief that they would never question was being asked 20 years be sufficient for that task. He pre­ ago and it does not seem that much sented the idea of trucks that run on has changed since then. It makes • Submit a letter to the editor natural gas, compressed and stored in you really wonder if we will be read" tanks, as a bridge technology, to get ing the same question in 2029? You can make your voice heard • Write a guest commentary thc country off foreign oil fas t while Soft Seck is a staJfphotographer other energy technologies are devel ­ Jor The Current. • Comment in our online oped. in a variety of ways! "Nanocatalysis for Energy" was fOnlms the title of the talk given by Center for Nanoscience director Jingyue "Jim­ my" Liu. Liu talked about a number of applications for nanotechnology THE • Write us a letter asking in solving energy technology is ues. Catalysis is essential to accelerate your question. reactions, and Liu's talk focused on TRRENT Want to pose a question to the the use of nanocatalysis in hydrogen • Then the following week we power. His talk presented two major entire campus? uses: in producing hydrogen, from will post responces we get alcohols like ethanol and methanol ONLI E or by splitting of water molecules bv photocatalytic means and in convert­ from your question here! ing hydrogen into electricity for an electric car. The idea is to create an energy alternative that is both clean and affordable through nanoscience, Liu said. ~ge6 1Ithc ~urrcnt Ap lill 27, 2009

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Richard ~L Cook, Chair of the University of Missouri.-St. Louis English department, teaches courses in American literature, literary criticism} biography and i autobiography. Cook bas been teaching

I at UM-St. Louis -since 197.2 and before he "vas ChaiT of tbe English Depart- ment, he was Chair, English .Associate Chair Department for 15 years. Originally from Maine, Cook l'ecej\'ed his Ph.D. from the Uni.'ersity of Michigan. While

he thillks that St. Louis has its I

'·strong points" he explained that I he still does not really feel like Sl Louis is " home." "} always kind of feel like I'm 0;1 the outside," Cook said, India Night attracts sell-out audience "I don't necessarily feel alien but I'm not from the Midwest, I'm Annually held event from New England and maybe that has something to do with it." addresses cultural Cook's wife, Sylvia, works in the English Department as misconceptions wel ~ teaching classes about I American culture, literature and By ANNA MARIE CURRAN class studies. Cook also has two daughters. StaJJWnter Cook has been lhe recipient Thllrsday. the Indian Student As­ of the Fulbright Teaching Fel­ sociation (lSA) basted "India Night" lowship [Q West Germany and

in thl1owship term to prepare May 4th at The Fox. The Indian clothing, dances used t el­ favorites at this years installment of India Night Thursday at the MSC. .a follow up to his previous book, closest thing our genera­ ebrate holidays in India and al so more Alfred Kazin: A Biography (Yale well ,.. Washington said. tion will have to U2 . Indian music, some that was sang and eos would help to orrct any miscon­ Schaefer expressed a similar view­ UP 2008). His next book \"ill be some that was just played while ev­ ceptions ther students might have He also explained that he thinks point saying that he felt events ,Such an edition of Alfred Kazin's per­ . f ryone danced. about India. evcnts such as India Night help to as these helpcd to "open the eyes' sonal journals which he happened The show concluded with the StudentS who attended India night educate students about cultures that of people who might otherwise have upon wltile he was researching Elton John & Billy 09 ~\i!rformers inviting attendants to the had numerous positive comments they otherwise might not understand, misconceptions about other ethnic for previous book idea. Joel, May 14 at Scot­ stage to dance along with the per­ about the pelformance. as well as to create a more welcom­ groups or cultures. Cook said the journals are trade Center. You could formers to Indian music. Cbris Schaefer, freshmen interna­ ing environment for students who are This year, India Night tickets werc "racy and very personal" but he even take your parents. Overall the atmosphere was festive tional business, felt that India night fi-om other cultures. in great demand. Even though the ISA feels they are important because and the audience even clapped along was ·'exceptional. ' "I think they are really good be­ ended up changing the date of India they also include portraits of sig­ enthusiastically to many of the songs Chri. tian Washington, senior cause they bring a lot of students to­ Night, the show was sold out before nificant people who were the in­ 08 Crosby, StiUs played throughout the show. communications, agreed saying that gether as well as we get to learn about the clock even hit 7:00 and the ISA · tellectuals and cultural people of & Nash, June 3rd at The show also included several he enjoyed the e ent. differcnt cultures and it makes those had to turn away a line of pcople who Kazin's era. Chaifetz Arena. See 'em · short videos about India's economy I like [ d] it, I liked the dancing the different cultures feel more at home, had been hoping to get in to watch the The biography of Alfred Ka­ while they're around . . as well just the general geographical most and I like these kinds of events, I like [tonight] all of the Indian students show. zin took Cook nearly 15 years to characteristics of the cOlmtry. Emcee went to the China Night event and I get to have a little bit of their homc prepare. He explained that when Pujji explained, that he hoped the vid- wish other cultures would do them as here in America by doing [this]." See INDIA NIGHT, page 7 he happened upon Kazin's jour­ 07 Bobcat GOldlhwait f nals he realized tbat they would June 6th at :The Joe Buck make a "much more interesting Showroom. An under· book than what [he] originally rated comic genius. ,Career Center Tips to improve finals scores planned." "[Kazin is] a tricky, contradic­ By K.MBERLyHuDSON have flexible elements because things caffeine and alcohol, eat foods that tory personality," Cook said, "[he always oomc up or assignments can contain high concentrations of Vita­ was] quite brilliant and he knew 06 0.A.R. Staff Writer Quick tips for success June 10 atThe Fox. Time be moved around. When planning min C and protein and getting plenty everyone who counted in Ameri­ to ask out that girl that al­ With the school year coming to daily tasks, students should make to­ of sleep thc night bcfore. can literary culture in the 1930s ways smells like patchouli. a close, University of Missouri-St. do lists and check off the task upon Cramming is dire both physically up lmtil he died in 1988. Because Louis students are facing a strcssful completion. and mcntally because most people • Avoid procrastination he was so tied-in with New York couple of weeks full of papers, tests, Setting goals daily and establish­ will stay up all night trying to memo­ intellectual life in the post war final projects and the dreaded final ing an allotted time period to com­ rize information and their brains will years, it [was] a good chance [for 05 Jenny Lewis Plan out your time exams. plete them can be motivating because be on overload and most likely go me to also] learn a great deal of June 14th at The Pag­ I· The Career Center, which is locat­ students can see the immediate fruits blank during the test. political cultural history." eant. Acid Tongue, ed on the second floor of the Millenni­ of their goals. To avoid cramming, start studying I • Set daily, weekly and beautiful voice. um Student Center on UM-St. Louis' Another way to stop procrastinat­ early and always take study breaks to long-term goals See COOK, page 7 Norith' ~lqljU~, ha§ g ~ven ou~ many 45 ing is to look at work positively and to give the brain a break and revitalize 04 Dane Cook minute semmar to help ensure suc- ,give oneself positive self- talk. Also, itself. . • Break up large tasks Richard M. Cook ' ;S-' 1". '. ,,;.,], ' " , • .,. ce ~tor the students .. The workshQPs break work tasks up and they wjll But remember, there are differ­ Chair, May 1Sth at 'Ocoltraue...... :.,' . ' . ' into small@fones r. M kid, is e !< , v?,a~ _~nd lIlc,l~de test taking, mohva- seem smailer and menial. The final ent strategies that need to be taken English Department Cente y .. . P. r ...... ·tlon atld tudy strategies. important step in fighting procrastina­ for different types of tests. When seems to think he's In the "Battle with Procrastina- tion is to Teward oneself taking essay exams, always read the • Reward yourself when Pubtications funny. _ : . ,.,. tion" semi ~ students learn how t " After setting goals and tasks, question thoroughly and make sure to you complete a goal Alfred Kazin : A Biog­ • 1 • , '" beat a habit ~ at afflicts 70 peIcent checking them off and completing understand the question. Another tip raphy, Articles on Herman : M studen~ s. ,Students procrastinate . them a small reward will help motiva­ is to make sure the answer is always Melville, William Faulkner, Increase your 03 Phish because of several things. An assign­ tion increase. given in the first sentence and make • Edmund Wilson, Lionel Trill­ June 16th at The Fox. .ment might be time-consuming; the When it comes 1(0 test-taking, a sure there is enough time to answer confidence pre-test; ing, and American literary Perfect se.cond date with ,subject matter could be confusing or main problem for s ldents is test anx­ . the question fully. give yourself a pep critici~m in American Litera­ patchouli girl. the student might just have a fear of iety. This anxiety can stcm fr0m con­ When taking multiple choice tests, ta lk ture, American Literary His­ failtire. cefIl$ about ones own self image and always try to answer the question on tory, Emerson Society Quar­ To p yak"tpe grocras9n;Jtion habit concems about not being prepared. your own first before reading the an­ terly and other journals Don 't cram 02 Mormon Tagerna'cle ' .¢e k€:y i ~ time management a,IlO time As with procrastination, one way swers. A good tip for answering true­ • Choir. June :iOt~ at Scot··;· :=t Irianllgemim't b~gins ' with p'lannin ' . to overcome test anxiety is .to posi­ false questions is to always look for Awards trade Center. See what ahead. Students can do this by setting tively self-talk. Before taking the test, qualifying words. When the answer is • Limit caffeine and Fulbright Teaching Fel­ all the hype is about. semester, weekJy and daily plans for students should give themselves some false, these words are typically used, alcohol content Io.wship to West Germany their work and other events that they credit and expect good results on the 'all', 'none', 'always' and 'never'. and National Endowment have to attend. The syllabus is essen­ test. Setting a goal wll1 greatly hclp When the answcr is true, these words Eat foods rich in cif the Humanities resea rc h 01 Flight Of The tial for planning and since every class with this endeavor. are nOllnally used: 'most,' 'some,' • fellowship. His most recent Conchords, April 30th at gives a syllabus, students have the Most students should understand 'usually' and 'seldom' Vitamin C and protein fellowship was awa rded to The Fox. The best thing apifity to successfully plan their entire that before taking the test, they need No matter what type of test you h!m this year and is the John coming ou't of New academic semester. . to be prepared both physically and are taking, the best tips are always to • Get plenty of sleep Simon Guggenheim Memo- zealand these days. When planning weekly schedules mentally. Some ways to prepare be prepared and always to read the en­ nal Foundation Fellowship. students should always remember to physically is to limit ones intake of tire question. • April 27, 2009 1Chc [urrent Page 7 D DREAMZBOUTIQUE Diabetes Support·Group

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1~[)I~~I(;tfT,t~lnp qlJ~ ? ...... _ __ __~ .. ..1 ...... _ ... ___. ._ . . ... _...... ~ .._~~ . _ . __. . . "We had a much bigger turnout rent President of the Indian Student He went on to say that he hopes "Hopefully we will be able to than we had expected: there were at Association. the ISO will be able to expand upon appeal for a higher budget next se­ TWO LOCATIONS least 200 people and we had to nrrn Palakkode also explained that one the event in the future so that more mester," Palakkode said. ' The [In­ 40 or 5 0 away as well. " e wish we way in which India Night was dif­ students will be able to attend, dian Student Association] has a lot could have accommodat.ed every­ ferent this year is that it had much He said he plang to make it "big­ of member we hope to put n a to SELL your BOOKS! -body but we did wh t" auld with m re traditional dant:es and songs "er a nd better' bi eer sho . the hudget allotted to us: ' Sidbarpb than India ight has CDnsisted of in Pujji added that he also agre Make me to . 1 I -a Night in Palakkode, junior linguistics and op­ previous years, and h."ss of the "Bol­ that the "next one is g ing to be e en a Pilot House near ou in upcom,ing erations, said. Palakkode is the cur- Ij'\vood dancing" better", semesters. .. .' . . Cook went on to explain that one feel comfortable publishing the book hand, I am not sure I could have pub­ eIS and articles on Herman M elville ", .' . ofthe problems he encountered in his until after Kazin had passed away in lished this ifhe were still ali~e." William Faulkner, Edmund Wilson .., . first book was Kazin's reluctance to 1998. In addition to his biography of Lionel Trilling and Ame.rican liter­ have S01;ne of his private life shared "It would be interesting were he Alfred Kazin and the edition of jour­ ary criticism in American Literature, with the public. still alive to talk to him about [what nals that are soon to Gome, Cook has American Literary History Emerson Cook said that he did not really I wrote]," Cook said. "On the other published a book on Carson McCull- Society Quarterly and other journaIs. Our existing store: Our new store: The Current wants you! Opening April 30th

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Sponsored by the Chancellor's TClsk Force on Gender I,we, Page 8 1rhc Q:urrrnt April 27: 2'009 Softball STAFF VIEWPOINT Tritons re --Iar seasonch amps Chicken By LAGUAN FUSE DeFosset finished the season with or, the a 0.56 ERA, the lowest in the GLVC Sl<1fflVrlter and finished third in the conference with 257 strikeouts. DeFosset also led With an overall record of34-15 and the conference in opposing batting av­ egg? a conference record of 18-4, the Uni­ erage and saves. versity of Missouri-St. Louis softball Kelly Essner, senior, nursing, fin­ team has won the Great Lakes Valley ished the season tied for first with 39 Conference regular season title. The runs scored and second in doubles Tritons finished the season on a four­ \\ith 17. game win streak, sweeping both Rock­ Megan Riggs, senior, elementary hurst and Drury universities. education, tied for first with 12 sacri­ UM- St. Louis will enter into the fice bunts. double elimination tournament with UM- St. Louis received only 20 the No.1 seed after recording the sec­ votes this week in the National Fast­ ond most wins in school history. The pitch Coaches Association (NFCA) tournament will be held at the East­ Division II Top 25 Poll. The Tritons Side Centre in East Peoria, Ill. and the received 143 points in last week's poll (ABOVE> Catcher Tritons will face offagainstNo. 8 seed to earn them No. 15 on the list. The Ja Cee ElJis at­ Missouri S&T. Tritons also dropped to sixth on the tempts to score in Last season, the Tritons entered the NCAA Division II Midwest Regional the 5th inning of By BRYAN GOEftS GLVC tournament with the No.7 seed rankings. the Tritons game and an overall record of 24-24. UM­ against Drury Sunday as short­ St Louis lost to SIU- Edwardsville 3-0 BY HE NUMBERS stop Kelly Essner in game but stayed alive in the tour­ looks on. Ellis was Which comes first the chicken nament with a 2-1 win over Southern Softball rcegular season called out but the or the egg? That question can be ap­ Indiana. The Tritons went on to de­ Tritons scored plied to college athletic departments feat Rockhurst 7 -4, but was eliminated earlier in the 5th all across the couutry in the form of and held on to win from the tournament with a 16-6 loss Number of home losses what comes &st: money ,Yins or fans th is season. 1-0. to Indianapolis. 1 in building a successful program? The Tritons defeated Drury 1-0 in (RIGHT) ,AUyson This past year the Fightin' Trjtons game one and then 4-3 (10 innings) on Number of home runs hit Defossett pHched worked hard to put fans in the seats the final day of the regular season. by Kelly Essner. a complete game at home basketball games. While the with a total of 14 AlIyson DeFosset, senior, early 7 group succeeded in increasing atten­ ATHLETE strike outs in the childhood education, finished the sea­ Tritons game one dance, the increase did not look .any­ son 20-4 on the mound after picking Number of thing like that ofSt. Louis University OF THE WEEK strikeouts thrown by win over Drury on up both wins against Dnuy. DeFosset 25 7 Allyson DeFosset. Sunday. Mizzou or SIUE's attendance. pitched a complete game shutout in The low attendance was not the game one and recorded 14 strikeouts. group's fault by any means because ERft. of Allyson In game two, DeFosset pitched five wbo really wants to go see a team who DeFosset for the entire and one-third innings and gave up one season. Photos by Soli Seck loses the majority of their games? run while striking out eight. .56 SI4jJ f'boIrwapGer Sure the playoff push 'ilt the end of the season made the men's games ex­ citing. but it is very demoralizing to walk into a building. cheer your team Baseball on and watch loss after loss. Who would want to come back'. So then maybe what the Tritons Wild weekend ends in spilt with Quincy need to build a successful athletic de­ partment is not fans but wins. If the seem unusual at all, that the Triton ed a brilliant starting pit hing effort teams start to win more then more Pujitha Bandi anc:l GLVC riva.! Quincy Universi ty by Kenny Ford, junior, elementary people wil'l want to go to the games combined to score 96 run in la t edu ation. and sports at the University of Mis­ Leading this years wom­ weekend's four-game se~e \ ith the The S' 10 '. 190-pounder, ~ ho souri-St. Louis will flourish! en's tennis team was Pujitha teanl..S winning two games eacb. often starts at second base when he Then again, volleyball, hockey Bandi, freshman, business. The weekend meeting between is not pitching, went the first six in­ and softball 'have all had amazing She finished the season with UM-St. Louis and Quincy was origi­ nings and allowed Quincy just three seasons going a combined 79-28 a 17 -8 overall record, includ­ nally scheduled to be the final un se en hits, while striking out compared to the rest of the sports ing a 6-3 conference record, series of the season for the Tritons, one and walking none. who have gone 57-\08-3. So then and AII-GLVC honors. and was slated to be played at the At the plate, Phil Widel, senior. those three spOlts should have great On the season she took new UM-St. Louis Baseball Field on interdisciplinary studies. had four attendance and funding. however, down the number one play­ south campus. hits and two RBIs, including his third that is not the case. ers from the #39 Northwest Unfortunately, the same field con­ home run of the season. While team­ There were about 50 people at the Missouri State and #42 dition problems tbat prevented UM­ mate Erik Walk, junior liberal stud­ last softball home game. At the final Northern Kentucky squads. St. Louis from playing any true home ies, had three hits, four RBIs, and his volleyball home game there were -l66 She also teamed up during games this season, continued forcing third homer of the season. people in attendance. While there are the doubles matches and Rle ~ by Danny ReiSI! the first twQ games of the series to be In game two, it was UM-St. Louis no official numbers kept for hockey beat the number one dou­ Ryne Moleski, sophomore, media studies, gets picked off by St. moved to Quincy, IlL, while the final that rallied from a big deficit to tie the horne games the average attendance bles squad from the same Joseph's during the Tritons home opener that took place at South­ two games of the series were moved score. Quincy led 7-2 and 9-4, before at those events was around 40 to 60 teams. ern Illinois University Edwardsville on March 15. to the Simmons Sports Complex on the Tritons put together a five-run top people depending on the game. Playing in the number the campus of SIU-Edwardsville. of the seventh to knot the score at 9. Wins do not seem to attract the one singles spot since late By CEDRIC WILLIAMS more comfortable at the plate. Being All the scheduling and re-sched­ Ford got the rally started with a kinds of numbers that people try to March she went 8-3 and more comfortable makes them more uling did not seem to affect either pinch single to left. Manny Flores. imply they would bring. Sure it is Staff Writer helped the Tritons to an 8- likely to take better swings, which team's hitters though, as the Tritons sophomore, physical education, easier to go watch your team win 10 record and the first GLVC consequently should help their teams and Hawks combined for 155 hits; walked, and Moleski, who started the than lose as stated earlier but by these playoff spot since 2004 by There is an old baseball adage score more runs. , to go along with the 96 runs in the game at shortstop, singled to right to numbers that just is not the case. earning a sixth seed. which states once the weather gets Hence, it is not unusual once the series. load the bases. Maybe the problem is the location In the playoffs the team warm, that is when the player's bats' weather warms up, for hitters to break In game one of the series, UM-St. A combination of a sacrifice fly, of the events or the marketing done faced off against Rockhurst get hot. That statement may be true, out in a game or two and put up run Louis could not hold an 11-3 seventh another walk, and a Quincy error, to promote these games then? Hock- . University and Bandi lost a it may not. But since the game's in­ totals that look more like a football inning lead, and eventually lost 12- plated two Triton runs and left the ey played every one of its games off close first game 6-7 and did ception more than 100 years ago, score than what a casual fan might 11 . Ryan Moleski, sophomore, media bases loaded again for pinch-hitter campus in St. Peters, MO. not finish the second game baseball aficionados have believed it expect to be a baseball score. studies, took the loss in relief, after Mike Hoosen, junior, business man­ Baseball has played every game because the team had al­ to be true. But very little about the Univer­ giving up the game-winning run in agement. off campus as well thanks to compli­ ready lost the match. There is some logic to it. After all, sity of Missouri-St. Louis men's the bottom of the eighth. cations with the baseball ·field con­ Bandi is originally from it makes sense to think that once the baseball team's 2009 campaign has Giving up nine runs in the final struction this year and softball might Hyderabad, India where she temperature rises, batters might feel been typical. That is why it does not two innings meant the Tritons' wast- See BASEBALL page 12 as well playoff campus because if a played high school tennis fan wants to go watch a game they at Kasturba Gandhi as the have to search for days to find the number one singles player, field. HaYing the prominent facili­ she was also the team cap­ ~v'1en's Tennis ties such as the ones that Mizzou has tain for two years. would . most likely increase atten­ dance and bring more prestige to the Demke is GLVC Player of the Year'as team exits playoffs programs here. However who is going to pony By ANTHONY PADGETT their matches by sweeping all three doubles games. Tyler Welch in two sets by a score of 6-1, 6-1. Tbe up the money? Not the students, we But on Tuesday, Southwest Baptist swept all three final score ofthe game was Southwest Baptist Uni­ barely go to any of the games so why StaffWriler UPCOMING GAMES doubles games. versity 7, UM-St. Louis 2. would we pay more for the program. The singles games did not fair much better. In The winning streak was over. The Tritons end­ Not the state, they do not give money The University of the first singles game Andi Dimke, junior, inter­ ed the regular season with an overall record of 5- to athletic programs. Baseball Missouri- St. Louis men's national business/management, of the Tritons de­ 12 and a 5-4 record in their division. Private investors would rather March 1 tennis team had one regu­ feated Marton Zsiga in three sets by the score of On Friday the Tritons, the number seven seed, send their money to a program that at Drury lar season match remain­ 6-2, 2-6 and 6-1. It was Dimke's 23rd win of the hosted Rockhurst, the number two seed, for the is successful, meaning wins more ing before the 2009 Great season. In the second singles game, Daniel Antho­ GLVC tourney. The Tritons played Rockhurst ear­ games than they lose overall, and 6 p.m. Lakes Valley Conference ny, sophomore, management information systems, lier in the season on March 21 st and lost 8-1. On UM-St. Louis does not quite qualify tourney. of the Tritons lost to Emilio El Alabi in two sets by Friday, Rockhurst swept all three doubles games as our teams as of Sunday morning March 2 It is important to end a score of 6-3, 6-1. against the Tritons. are exactly 136-136-3. at Drury (dh) the season with a win and In the third singles game, Peter Hantack for The singles games did not fair ny better as So when it comes to getting more carry the momentum into the Tritons lost to Agustin Mollar in two sets by a Rockhurst won all six ofthem. The -tritons lost 5-0 money for the athletic program our noon score of 6-1 , 6-1. . the playoffs. On Tuesday, Andi Demke and failed to win one set. With the loss, the Tritons teams need wins, but to get wins· we the Tritons, ranked sev­ Junior In the fourth singles game, Alex Cherman, were knocked out of the GLVC tourney and their need our teams to be motivated so we March 3 enth in their region, trav­ sophomore, international business, of the Tritons season is officially over. need fans in the st:ats. To get more at Drury eled to Bolivar Missouri lost to Jorge Margiotta in two sets. But in the fifth Thete is one positive note for the ritons year. fans in the seats the teams need to be to play an out of conference match against South­ singles game, Tim Bryant, sophomore, accounting, On Thursday Dimke was named the GLVC player playing on campus which requires noon west Baptist University who were ranked 21st in of the Tritons would beat Jorge Palacios in three of the year. On March 23rd he was named GLVC more money for facilities and also­ the nation. The Tritons were riding a two match sets by a score of6-3, 4-6 and 10-4. player oftbe week. wins. winning streak and were hoping to make it three. In the final singles game, Maor Grinas, fresh­ For the season Dimke scored a team leading 22 So this begs the question, which Softball In the two previous matches the Tritons started men, international business, of the Tritons lost to wins \vhile only losing three sets. comes first, the chicken or the egg? March 1-3 Championship GlVC Do you bleed red and gold? Head baseball coach Jim Brady was suspended for three games after being ejected by an umpire during a game last week. East Peoria, III, April 27, 2009 1Chc [urrrnr Page 9

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SOFTBALL BASEBALL WOMEN'S TENNIS MEN'S TENNIS Let the recru~ting begin GLVC Standings .GLVC West Standings GLVC Standings Fina l GLVC Standings Team Conf. Overall Tea m Conf. . Overall Team Conf. Overall Team Conf. Overall (W-L) (W-l) (W-l) (W-L) (W -L) (W-L) (W-L) (W-L) 1. UM - St. Louis 18-4 34-15 Southern Indiana 19-4 33-12 1. Drury 11 -0 19-4 1. Drury 9.0 16-6 2. Quin cy 15-6 26-23 Rockhurst 17-11 33-18 2. N Kentucky 9-1 19-7 2. Rockhurst 8-1 19-5 3. Indianapolis 17 -7 28-16 Quincy 15-6 25-20 2. Rockhurst 8-2 18-10 3. N. Kentucky 7-2 15-8 4. 51. Joseph's 15-9 29- 17 Missouri S&T 10-13 16-30 4. Bel larmin e 7-3 14-7 4. Indianapolis 5-3 13-11 5. Lewis 13-9 35-16 Drury 13-11 24-23 5. In dianapolis 5-5 10-11 5. Bellarmine 4-4 '9-10 6. N. Kentucky 13-11 27-21 UM - St. Louis 4-18 11-30 5. UM - St. Louis 5-5 8-10 6. UM - St. Louis 4-5 5-13

Box Scores Box Scores Box Scores Box Scores April 25 Runs Hits Errors April 25 Runs Hits Errors April 21 Total April 21 Total Rockhurst 1 6 0 Qui ncy 12 17 1 Southwest Baptist 4 Southwest Baptist 7 UM-St. Louis 2 11 1 UM-St. Louis 11 18 3 UM-St. Louis 3 UM-St. Louis 2 April25 . Runs Hits Errors April 25 Runs Hits Errors 1. Pujitha Bandi, won, 5-7,6,3, 6-4 1. Andi Dimke, won, 6-2, 2-6, 6-1 Rockhurst 0 2 0 Quincy 10 9 1 2. Stephanie Thompson, lost, 7-5, 1-6, 2. Daniel Anthony, lost, 3-6, 1-6 UM-St. Louis 4 3 UM-St. Louis 9 9 2 5-7 3. Peter Hantack, lost, 1-6, 1-6 lost, 4. Alex Cherman, lost, 1-6 April 26 Runs Hits Errors Apri/26 Runs Hits Errors 3. Altanzul Gombo, 2-6,2-6 4. lost 5. Ti m Brya nt, won, 6-3 ,4-6, 10-4 Drury 0 2 1 Qu in cy 13 Leticia Garcia, 1-6, 3-6 6. Maar Gri nas, lost, 1-6, 1-6 UM-St. Louis 1 3 0 UM-St. Louis 14 5. Adriana Garcia, lost 7-5, 1-6, 11-13 6. Stacy Goodman, won, 3-6, 7-6, 10-5 (Doubles) April 26 Runs Hits Errors Apri/26 Runs Hits Errors (Doubles) lost, 4-8, lost. 5-8,lost, 0-8 Drury 2 7 0 Qui ncy lost, 6-8, lost, 4-8, won, 8-2 CoUI1&)' of tbepropiestribul1e.rom UM·St. Louis 4 10 2 UM-St. Louis Clopton's Deaven Omohundro (center), signs a letter of intent to April 24 To tal . April 24 Total play at UM-St. Louis. Also seen are Karen and Robert Omohun­ Rockhurst . 1 St. Joseph's 0 dro, Head Coach Larry Lagemann, Assistant Coach/Superinten­ UM-St. Louis 5 UM-St. Louis 5 dent Terry Robertson and Athletic Director Hector Bencomo. 1. Puj itha Bandi, unfinished 1. And i Dimke, unfinished Check out all the stats from 2. Stepha nie Thompson, lost, 1-6, 2-6 2. Daniel Antho ny, unfinished By CEDRIC WILLIAMS straight district title and its second - Indicates stat not available this season, more sports stories 3. Alta nzul Gombo, unfinished 3. Peter Hantac k, unfinished consecutive Eastern Missouri Small 4. Leticia Garcia, lost 1-6, 2-6 4. Alex Cherman, lost, 2-6, 3-6 Staff IFriter Current as of 7 p.m. on 4/26/09 and more pictures on li ne at Conference championship crown. 5. lost www.thecurrentonline.com. Adriana Ga rcia, 1-6, 3-6 5. Tim Bryant, unfinished 6. Stacy Goodman, unfinished lost, University of Missouri-St. Louis During her career at Clopton, Then cli ck on sports. Also sign 6. Maor Grinas, 0-6, 1-6 (Doubles) women's basketball coach Lisa Cm-l­ Omohundro earned a number of to get new sports stories sent (Doubles) won, 8-5, lost, 6-8, lost, 3-8 lost, 5-8, lost, 0-8, lost, 7-9 iss-Taylor recently announced the awards, including being selected to to your emai l. signing of Deaven Omohundro, a the all-district team all four years, high school senior from Clarksville, as well as being a multiple-time all­ SPORTS BRIEFS Mo'., to join the Tritons program be­ conference selection. Omohundro gihning with the 2009-10 academic also ' became just the third female Women's Tennis Men's Soccer year. in Missouri State High School Ac­ Omohundro, a 5-foot-9 point tivities Association (MSHSAA) his­ guard, was a four-year standout at tory to record a triple-double in state The University of Missouri-St. Louis women's tennis team The University of Missouri-St. Louis men's soccer team Clopton High School, where she was tournament play. twice named to the Missouri Class Omohundro also etched her name finished up their season with a 5-1 loss to the eventual GLVC signed four student athletes last month. Alex Agne, Jordan 2 All-State team. With Omohundro into the MSHSAA record books, re­ running the point, Clopton twice ad­ cording 260 assists as a sophomore, champion Rockhurst University. The one win for the Tritons Bruce, Adam Giesgh and Peter Ottolini all signed national let­ vanced to the Missouri Class 2 state the most ever by a Missouri sopho­ final four, finishing irr third place more and the fourth highest total in came thanks for Pujitha Bancti, freshman, business, and Stepha- ters of intent to join UM-St. Louis in the Fall. All four of the both times. state history. Last season, the Hawks were Omohundro also averaged 10.1 nie Thompson, sophomore, marketing, during their doubles players recieved at least all-conference honors during their high eliminated in the state sectionals, points per game during her senior . but thanks to Omohundro's fine se­ year. match. Othenvise it was all Rockhurst as the Tritons did not get school years. Giesgh, Ottolini and Agne are transfers from COID- nior campaign, Clopton finished the season with a 21 -7 record, which to fini sh because the Hawks had enough wins to advance. munity colleges. included winning the school's third See OMOHUNDRO page 12

Golf RecSports Champions Men finish season; women Spring 2009 Champions 3v3 Bas e' --~ A (hal ps: Lak.er.; B Champs: SIgma PI finish seventh at GLVC Coed olleyball A Champs: Pitocas B Champs: Sigma Pi By BRYAN GOERS potentially on to the Finals later in May. • Arena Football The UM-St. Louis women's golfprograrn competed A Cham ps: Sigma Pi Spo11S Editor in the Great Lakes Valley Conference Cbarnpionslup B Champs: Pi Kappa Alpha on Sunday. The two-day eyeot was held at Kokopelli Men's Table Ten nis The University of Missouri-St. Louis men's golf Golf Course in Marion, IL. A Cha mp: Ryan Lynch team finished up its season at the Great Lakes Regional The Tlitons took seventh out of II conference B Champ: Jihu n Kim • Wo men's Table Ten nis #3. The event was held at the Purgatory Golf Course in teams. Leading the way for the team was this season's A Champ: Olivia on roe 3 W ~~9 . TO ~ ~~I '- . " , -" - - "-.. ____. __ ...... , ...... , _ . -.1..-_' Noblesville, IN. new face, Clara Vila who shot a 28-over par 17_. That B Champ: U Xie The Tritons finished 17th out of 19 teams by firing a was good enough for a tie for 18th place at the event. Doubles Tabie Tennis 649 over m'o days. The two teams below UM-S!. Louis Arnie Koerner was right there with Vila. just one stroke Jihwun Kim, Lyu nwco Pa rk were Northern Michigan University and GLVC oppo­ back at 29-over. • 2-Ball Soccer C~LL VETROTIX nent Quincy Uni"ersity. The University of Indianapolis took home the con­ Pitocas 1. (314) 534-1111 Ferris State University won the event by shooting a ference championship as a team by firing a 643 over Men's Badminton team score of 598, followed closely by the University two days, beating the next closest team, Dnrry Univer­ A Champ; Debajit Saha of Indianapolis with a score of 604. sity, by 22 strokes. As a team the Tritons fired a 350 on B Cha mp: Nitesh Jai n C Champ: Trung y Ryan Penfield, sophomore. business management, day one and a 359 on day two for a final total of 709 • Women's Badminton 2. Go TO THE FOX BOX OFFICE tied for 41st place by goi ng 12-over during the two strokes. The team's average for the season was 339 per A Champ: Sudak.shina Paul 531 North Grand BLVD days. Matt Winslow, senior, followed close behind in a round. B Champ: Vid Shaweddy .- 0_":"'" . :N. " tie for 44th place by shooting a J3 -over. Kristi Piepenbrink of the University of Indiana won Men's 3-Point Shootout Tim Cochran, sophomore, undecided, finished 73rd, the event with an impressive seven over par perfor­ De l)lT1 Carter Michae l Graves Tim Swoboda, junior, undecided, ended in 87th and Pa­ mance. • Women's 3-Pornt Shootout ~LL RIGHT, FOR 20 BUCKS Hailee Decka rd draic Kerr, senior, history, took 88th place for the Tri­ Nine teams and four individuals will be invited to yOU OOTTA lIORK A LIT'l'LE-THE 1ST tons . Westward Ho Country Club in North Dakota on May 4 Z ROWS ARE .20 C~SB ~T THE DOOR, Sp'orts currently in action The low placing for the Tritons marks the end of the for the Super Regional. ON sALE Z HOURS BEFORE THE SHOW seasons for the team, the rap teams from this tourna­ Those schools and athletes have yet to be announced Hockey ment will advance to the Super Regional #4 and then as of SJ!Ilday. Indoor soccer • 3v3 Wallyball JUNE 2-7 FOX THEA.TRE STAY TUNED FOR A RECAP OF THE ENTIRE SPORTS REVIEW NEXT WEEK. • 9-Hole golf Tourname nt 2008-09 (Ma rch 1)

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