A small inconuenience? Lone mountain Cafeteria to be Closed by Dan Courtney by stating that the decrease in con­ lone Mountain because of this The Financial Management venience is necessary because the change. Board has swung the budget axe University "simply can't afford to Many residents expressed their once again, this time eliminating the keep the cafeteria open." She con­ outrage at the move and stated that Lone Mountain Commons. tinued, "we shouldn't have opened they might move off-campus be­ On March 19, a meeting between the dining room at all." Dr. Dolan cause of it. One student discosed that administrators and residents of pointed at the $70,000 in savings. he's "talked to many students who Lone Mountain Dormitories was Students expressed the opinion will leave if (the administration) held to discuss the cutback. that the move would be an inconve­ closes the commons". Steve Mc- The sequence leading to the deci­ nience rather than simply less con­ Glothlin proclaimed the move "typ­ sion began when the FMB ap­ venient. One student stated that the ical USF and it pisses me off and I proached Director of PFM Paul move would cause "a real big waste guarantee that I won't be here next Hennessy. They asked Hennessy to of time which we don't have". semester because of it. This smacks prepare a report showing how much Students were skeptical of the of not considering the students." the University would save by closing $70,000 figure and inquired as to When the Foghorn asked Dr. the Lone Mountain Commons. how so much could be saved since, Dolan if the University ever thought Hennessy submitted a report claim­ according to the plan, the same it might not be in the red if it consid­ hi \la rk (lltUtlUii ing that $70,000, or $350 per student, amount of food would be consumed ered the impact its decisions have on Paul Hennessy claims that $70,000.00 would be saved and no emplyees would be laid off. if thr I "MC would be saved. The Financial Man­ Continued on Page 3 Mountain Commons is closed. agement Board apparently then de­ "It seems to me there must be a hell cided to close the cafeteria. Dr. Anne of a lot of waste and inefficiency and Dolan, Vice President for Student I'd like to see a cost breakdown," Development, was notified of their stated resident Steve McLaughlin. decision three weeks ago and shortly The administrators however, re­ SAN FRANCISCO thereafter decided to hold the meet­ fused to release any additional fig­ ing. ures and the Foghorn has not been At the meeting, held during dinner allowed access to any ofthe reports. in the Lone Mountain Commons, Director of PFM Paul Hennessy, Dr. Dolan, Director of Housing when asked by the Foghorn, admit­ Peter Wiese, and Director of PFM ted that the report submitted to the Paul Hennessey fielded questions FMB did not include an estimate of from the crowd of approximately 75 the increase in demand for a Lone FOGHORN Mountain cafeteria, which should angry students. Volume 76, Number 17 UNIVERSITY OF SAN FRANCISCO March 27, 1981 The opening salvo, fired by MBA logically occur next semester when student Ron Woywitka and directed Lone Mountain absorbs the stu­ at Dr. Dolan, was "I'd like to know dents currently taking classes in why you are screwing the students Loyola. Likewise, the report did not Faculty Files Grievance again. If there's something to cut include an estimate of the cost to the back on, the students are always University of losing some ofthe cur­ shafted first." Dr. Dolan answered rent residents who will not return to Dean of Liberal Arts and Sciences Combines Departments by Walter Neary sor Dr. Michael Lehmann, charges faculty and not management. lhe ex­ The Faculty Association, the pro­ the University is violating "the pro­ istence of chairmen was a matter lor fessors' union, has filed a grievance visions of the certification stipula­ the Faculty to decide. with the University protesting the tion and are (violating) thecollective The grievance states, "The USF Dean of Liberal Arts and Sciences' bargaining agreement." Faculty Association was certified by planned reorganization of the Col­ However. Harnett told the Fog­ the National labor Relations Board lege. horn, "I believe that it is a funda­ as the exclusive bargaining agent for Dean David Harnett has an­ mental prerogative of management all fulllime faculty and librarians. nounced plans to eliminate the func­ to be able to organize and reorganize This certification was made with tions of department chairmen and management units." stipulation by the parties that de­ replace them with five Associate The Faculty Association believes partment chairmen be in the bar- Deans. Thc five Associate Deans that when the University agreed to ( oniinued on Page Ii will administrate five divisions ofthe categorize department chairmen as Liberal Arts and Sciences College (see chart). Besides the Faculty Association grievance, the chairmen of the Sci­ Housing Revises ences College have prepared a pro­ test letter that will have been ap­ proved yesterday by the Sciences College faculty. The letter was writ­ Dorm Contracts ten by the chairmen and faculty rep­ by Kelly Harp lows individuals or entire floors to resentatives in thc College of Science In an interview earlier this week. custom paint their walls subject to Mark tiutlerud Executive Council. Housing Director Peter Wiese con­ approval by the Housing Office, was Dean David Harnett unveiled this week his reorganization plan for the The Faculty Association griev­ firmed for the Foghorn that there enacted without consultation with College of Arts and Science. The plan was met with opposition by the ance, filed with USFon March 16by will be a revised Housing contract in RPC RPC advisor Bill Teter ex­ Faculty Assocition. union president Economics Profes­ use next year and although a copy of plained to the Foghorn that al­ that new contract was unavailable at though suggestions to provide just press time Wiese outlined some of its such an opportunity for student de­ more significant changes from the signed dorm decor had been made Lehmann Protests Harnett's Plan previous contract. by the council throughout the year, Approved by both the Student when the final decision on the new Development and Business and Fi­ policy was made it was included as to Eliminate Dept. Chairman nance offices, the new document part of the report by the Vandalism contains more detail especially in Task Force and submitted therefore those areas dealing with terms and over intersession so that "R PC failed economics of a country and its his­ differences between the departments by Walter Neary conditions of occupancy for the resi­ to get credit for implementation of Is the reorganization of the Col­ tory; there is a difference between in the College," Lehmann stated. dence halls and specifics policy re­ an idea that was initially theirs." lege of Liberal Arts and Sciences, the biochemistry and chemical-biology; "You can't be allowed to blur the dis­ garding both vandalism and room first step in a movement to consoli­ there is a difference between a course tinctions. I fear that they'll take the In addition, at the time of the date the individual departments on the governments of East Asia and orchestra of the Arts College and modification. Weise pointed out RPC resignation, several members themselves? a course about the history of East turn it into a marching band. The that thc recommendations made by explained that a major cause of their That is the "suspicion" of faculty Africa." faculty here began at a University; the Vandalism and Life Safety Task dissatisfaction with the Housing Of­ union President Economics Profes­ In an interview with the Foghorn, we don't want to end up teaching at a Force Wiese commented: "I believe fice was frustration over what they sor Dr. Michael Lehman. Harnett stated that such courses Junior College." the key to the vandalism problem is saw as delays in implementing or "I believe that the University in­ might be acceptable and facilitated "If we shrink the Arts College, the students themselves. Our best even reviewing those suggestions tends to consolidate departments under the new consolidation. then this just isn't a University any­ way of dealing with this are through they made on residential policy Lehmann suggested that the Uni­ more. This would cheat the students, into five divisions and when that strong Residence Hall Governments Speaking to this issue, Cathy happens, I think it's possiblethat the versity might develop a large De­ because they wouldn't be getting the and giving students an opportunity Krupka, former RPC member and University will then start eliminating partments of Social Sciences. Har­ kind of education they had been to express views in more construc­ faculty positions." said Lehmann. nett would not deny this specific pos­ promised. They wouldn't get the Phelan RA. pointed out that the "They may start collapsing functions sibility, but promised that there richness of the education now avail­ tive ways, as well as trying to make problem of delay "is a two party re­ and eliminating personnel." would be no "huge" departments. able here," Lehmann said. statements to students regarding our sponsibility, especially if il becomes The Dean of the College, David "I'm not sure if we'll have to merge After 125 years with the Arts and expectations for living in our resi­ a matter of a few weeks, you have to Harnett, would not deny Lehmann's departments if we get specialties to Sciences College as its cornerstone." dence halls." badger them " The existence of this statement. "Certain departments merge. History and government are the Union president suggested, "it A new room painting policy is one problem was also acknowledged by would profit from being merged," he similar, from example, and it be­ would be a shame if the College was of the initial phases of action taken a member of the professional Hous­ said. The Dean refused to state what comes necessary to call them sepa­ now collapsed and bunched into a in accordance with the recommen­ ing staff. Wanecn Polly. Student JC kind of offering. departments he meant. rate departments," Harnett said. dations of the Vandalism Task Staff Development Specialist, made "I personally believe that there is a There can be "fruitful assimila­ "We may now just be looking at Force. According, however, to one this comment about student com­ subtle, but very real difference be­ tions," the Dean said. the tip of the iceberg," Lehmann former Resident's Policy Council tween departments," said Lehmann. "I personally believe that there are said. plaints. "I think students feel, aind "There is a difference between the Member, thc new policy, which al­ (oniinued mi Page I *• -N€WS r March 27, 1981 News from Around the World of interest to What in the World College students

San Francisco Offers Green Peace Trying to Georgetown University S-M Workshops Save Canadian Seals Homosexuals Win (ZNS) San Francisco sadists and masochists are being offered instruction in how to avoid serious bod­ Again Court Case on Official ily harm or death while engaging in pain-and-bondage (ZNS) The international environmental and animal sexual activities, commonly referred to as S&M. rights organization Greenpeace reports that its 500- Recognition San Francisco's coroner. Dr. Boyd Stephens, says ton flagship and confrontation vessel. The Rainbow (ZNS) A Washington, D.C. Superior Court judge that 10 percent of the city's homicides are S&M re­ Warrior, has arrived in St. Johns, Newfoundland, has ruled that Georgetown University violated the lated. Stephens claims that some S&M solicitors are where crew members will attempt to block the annual city's Human Rights Act by denying two homosexual dangerous criminals who cruise San Francisco's S&M slaughter of the Canadian harp and hooded seals. student organizations formal recognition on campus. haunts looking for pickups with the intention of rob­ Greenpeace spokesperson Jon Duncanson says a Gay people of Georgetown and the Gay Rights Coa­ bing or killing their victims. Royal Mounted Canadian Police ship has been fol­ lition of Georgetown University l.aw Center filed a Stephens is offering workshops which answer a lowing the Rainbow Warrior in an effort to make sure lawsuit after Georgetown officials denied them stu­ number of health-related questions about S and M it stays outside the 12-mile limit of Canadian territo­ dent activity funds and access to campus meeting practice, such as how to tic up a lover without cutting rial waters. halls. off his or her circulation. Duncanson says 19 crewmembers of nine different The university contended that it had not discrimi­ San Francisco doctor Richard Hamilton adds that nationalities will attempt to go out on the ice and place nated against the students because of "sexual orienta­ preventive counseling is necessary to minimize S&M themselves between the seals and the hunters. The tion," but had refused to fund the organizations be­ violence. He warns, for example, that drug use may hunters are said to use rifles to shoot the seals from cause their "goals, philosophy and intended activities" cause both the dominant and submissive partners to about 200 to 500 yards away. conflicted with the fundamental teachings of the lose their awareness. He says sensitivity to pain can be Duncanson describes the situation as somewhat Catholic church. lost, and the person inflicting pain can lose control and nerve-wracking. He says, "A shot could be fired at a However, Judge Leonard Braman ruled that the maim or kill the submissive partner. protestor and accountability on behalf of the hunters university's position was "untenable" and an "unmis­ Hamilton says that advice on safe S&M techniques would be difficult to single out."— ZODIAC takable violation" of the law. is helpful, but "the best advice is not to do it at all." — The case is said to be the first test of the "sexual ori­ ZODIA C entation" protections afforded by the district's 1977 Human Rights Act. The law proihibits discrimination Irish Greeting Cards based on "race, color, religion, sex .. . (and) sexual Male Banished for Defaming orientation."— ZODIAC Wearing Skirt (ZNS) A New York City man is threatening to call a Survey Shows Business (ZNS) If women can wear pants, can men wear boycott of the American Greetings Corporation, Students are Biggest skirts? which puts out most of the greeting cards for St. Pat­ Well, if you asked that question of San Rafael (Cali­ rick's Day. Cheaters fornia) School District Superintendent Carl Couch, Nicholas Murphy, director of the Ancient Order of you'd understandably get an unequivocal "no." Hibernians, an Irish group, says he wants the Ameri­ (ZNS) Business students have been found to be the Coach has banned Bill Cushing, a 36-year-old for­ can Greetings Corporation to stop making St. biggest cheaters of all. mer construction worker, from setting foot on a local Patrick's Day cards that "portray the Irish as drunk­ That's according to a survey conducted by the school campus where Cushing's son is a student. The ards and social misfits." Memphis State University newspaper. That survey reason? Cushing wears skirts to school for conferences Murphy claims some of the following sorts of one- was distributed to a random sample of 327 students about his son's academic progress. liners used by the American Greetings Corporation who were asked whether or not they ever cheated. Cushing, who says he is neither gay nor a transves- perpetuate a negative stereotype of the Irish: "Know The survey found that men cheat more than women, tite. asserts that he simply wears skirts and dresses be­ how to catch a leprechaun on St. Patrick's Day? Hide and that younger students cheat more often than older cause they are more comfortable than pants, and he under a mushroom and make noise like a pitcher of ones. likes the way they look. He compares the problems he green beer." Or, "1 taught my pet frog to sing your fa­ As to what majors cheated the most, business ma­ faces wearing skirts with the negative reaction women vorite T. Patrick's Day tune. Chugalug! Chugalug! jors came in first, with 70 percent of those questioned experienced when they first began wearing pants. Chugalug!" saying they had cheated. The next highest percentage Cushing says he plans to appeal his banishment Bill Johnson of the American Greetings Corpora­ of cheaters was in the engineering school, where 56 from his son's campus to the state superintendent of tion, says he feels that Murphy is being "overly sensi­ percent said they had cheated.—ZODIAC schools. tive." He says American Greetings Corporation is not Says the former National Guardsman, "I don't anti-Irish and, in fact, he himself is Irish, and so is the Nowhere Else think males should be hassled for wearing dresses. president of the company, Dick Conner.—ZODIAC They should have freedom of choice, same as But Berkeley women." ZODIA C (ZNS) When students at the University of Califor­ nia at Berkeley were asked recently to list their relig­ ious preferences on cards, the administration received rather varied responses. LOWEST FARE TO Among the religious groups and associations cited FOGHORN TOKYO by the students were: Ronald Raygun's (spelled R-A- Y-G-U-N) End of the World Party; the Evolutionary R.T. $599 O.W. $349 Church of Cosmic Petrodollars; the Holy Order ofthe CLASSIFIED Call 981-5383 Recombinant DNA failures; the First Church of Ap- pliantology; and, finally, something called "Frisbetar- SHOGUN TRAVEL PROFESSIONAL writing and ianism." editing. 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Hudnall of San Francisco, relatively conser­ One USF student, who wished to get enough attention but for me fees on the basis of popular approval San Francisco is one of the por­ vative and more conscious of morals remain anonymous, offered. "I don't though sometimes their problem is by the dorm governments. "The in­ nography capitals of the world. On than, some might say, the directors have anything against pornography, one of very many. What I have tent is to get RPC back to policy dis­ Market Street, there are the glowing of "Swedish Sorority Girls," theskin except the sick kind like S&M (sado­ found is that supervising twelve peo­ cussion," Teter said. lights of the Pussycat and Centre flick now playing at Market Street's masochism) or kiddie porn. I've seen ple (desk supervisors and head resi­ So far, although there is still no Theatres. On Turk Street and the Bijou Theatre. Or are we? In a cam­ numerous X-ratcd movies and it's a dents) has been very demanding. So way to gauge the impact of such a Tenderloin sprout the "25« Private pus dominated by a landmark of a shame that I can't give m\ name I would encourage assertiveness re­ clause in the new contract, student Booth,' screen rooms and the Art I church, resident priests, and a com­ without fear of being condemned or garding their needs." This is a point reaction has been skeptical. As one Theatre with its continuous showing mitment tothe Jesuit credo, just how labelled the pervert." which Bill Teter also dealt with when RA remarked, "the school already of "Deep Throat", "The Devil in do the students feel about the Freshman business major Martin stating that there is a need to differ­ has problems handling our money, Miss Jones," and "The Story of O," screened skin around them? Ferreira thought pornography had a entiate between personal procrasti­ personally I'd like to see a break­ three porno classics from the Seven­ Basically, most students ques­ definite social value: "Pornography nation and delay due to non-support. down of where our ASUSF fees go ties that have been playing there for tioned here at USF thought pornog­ can be constructive or destructive to Teter went on to say that his assess­ before allowing the RHCs to charge years on end. The city's porno­ raphy had a good and bad side, with society. It's destructive if it's exposed ment of the situation following the another fee each semester." graphic height its its zenith when one some educational and social bene­ to little children, though porn can be RPC resignations was that many The final change hoped for, under perchances to find oneself on Broad­ fits, but then again, possessive of constructive because if a young man former RPC members were unaware the new contract, is the clarification way Street, where for a couple of some culturally destrictive qualities. is sexually frustrated, he can gain vi­ of the support which the Housing of previously controversial areas blocks are the endless enterprise of Ron Phillips, a junior history ma­ carious enjoyment from a porno­ Student Development Offices had such as grounds for incident report live nude shows, man-and-woman jor, thought the prevalence of S.F. graphic movie, rather than venting for their proposal on dorm govern­ filing and even eviction. Despite love acts, and the miles of film which pornography had a definite social his frustration by raping a young in­ ment revisions. "Some were sur­ Wiese's statement that he believes depict writhing and nude human advantage, explaining, "Take a look nocent girl." prised to find that there was support such questions arc "basically clear bodies squirming towards a Techni­ at Sweden. Sweden has open por­ Numerous women's groups, such there for the proposal, possibly frus- under the old contract," one stu­ color orgasm. nography, and because of that the as NOW and Women Against Por­ tratin in other areas led to this reac­ dent's half-serious question "Can It's all around us: in the papers, on rape statistics are a lot lower because nography, have come out against tion." Teter announced that he is you really kick a guy out of the dorm the television, on the radio, in the of open porn and legalized prostitu­ filmed portrayals of sex becausethev currently in the process of gettingthe for throwing a frisbee" seems to indi­ streets; a blitzkrieg of media propa­ tion. However, I am against filmed demean the real role of the woman in proposal into effect. cate that there are still gaps in under­ ganda telling us that sex is for sale, portrayals of bestiality (sex with ani­ the personal relationship The basic intent of the new plan, standing. And if'to confirm this as­ apparently with no regard whatso­ mals) and child pornography." Amy Nuttelman, a freshman En­ which deals especially with the Resi­ sessment, Wolfgang Winter, Hayes ever to the freelove philosophy Many USF students questioned glish major, agreed with this in part, dence Hall Councils, is to give the Healy Head Resident, had these re­ which prevailed a few blocks away revealed that they had viewed a por­ saying, "Women are portrayed as various residence hall governments flections on the new contract: "It on Haight Street a decade or more nographic movie at least once, and always-willing sex machines in porn. autonomy as individual units to de­ seems to be much more extensile, ago. that they had enjoyed the experience The emotions of women are totally termine programming as well as pos­ some things which may have had to In the iddle of all this casual sex from both an educational and aes­ distorted. In the films, we need no sible materials to be available for be inferred in the past are now sits we the students of the University thetic viewpoint. foreplay but are always immediately check out at the various dorm desks. spelled out. I think it gives staff a excited tothepoint of hysteria. I also The representative structure hope­ better grip on deciding what consti­ don't like the way the women are fully would be more directly tied to tutes disciplinary problems. Al­ violently abused in some flicks. But the individual floors and student*, though students may think it's silly basically, most pornography is en­ themselves. Housing Director Wiese because some things are very much tertaining. It's not a totally accurate made similar statements expressing common sense issues like sports in portrayal of the subject matter, but his desire to see the RHC and RPC hallways, it's important to include neither are cop shows or westerns or growing stronger both as a result of them." Another student expressed a any other type of media genre." the implementation ofthis reorgani- similar view in support for what is Still up in the air over the pornog­ zation plan and through the inclu- hoped to be a clearer set of guide- raphy question? There's only one sion of the new contract of a clause lines: "I think it's about time that solution. Go out and see a porno­ which empowers the RHCs to assess students realize that these are the graphic film, if you've never seen a fee on residents to fund additional places we live in and things happen one. and decide for yourself. If your programming and services. Expand- and finally the RAs get tired of it. moral self is shook asunder, don't ing on this issue. Bill Teter explained There is some vagueness and it's not feel totally regretful. At least you that the hope in such an action is to fair. 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Please send me information on your "New Graduate Orientation Program" Name Name Guest(s) Address Address Phone Phone School School Please return to Nurse Recruiter Thank you and congratulations' J OPINION March 27, 1981 Focus STAFF EDITORIAL hy Marcella Farragher Cost Effective Rape Editor I always wondered why FOGHORN editors became such cynical people after working on this paper for an amount of time. I guess as Once more unable to comment ing told how their inconvenience will Center Commons will create a much student journalists we see a lot of things we don't like around here. All until after the final decision has been save USF any significant amount of more active risk. We doubt it is wc can do is write about them, see if we can get a few letters of response made, the Foghorn editors would money. worth whatever amount, if any, USF like to protest the closing next year and that's that. It's our job to make the USF comm unity aware of what The matter of inconvenience is will save. of the Lone Mountain Dining Com­ crucial. Consider this ludicrous is happening around here. Sometimes 1 wonder if any students out At the meeting where the adminis­ mons. We feel that the termination thought: Lone Mountain residents tration announced the plan. Vice there give a damn. of meal services on the upper hilltop will have to climb down their hill to President for Student Development Stories are written about teachers getting fired, student services get­ is both unjustified and unfair to eat; and they they will have to climb Dr. Anne Dolan said, in response to ting cut and other inconveniences to students. Maybe a letter or two dorm residents. up to go to the classes that will be a question from a female student, will come into the Foghorn and that's that. Nothing's said and nothing We are disappointed that once held there after Loyola Hall's clos­ "Women can travel in groups." is done. The administration does what it wants to do. more the University has failed to ex­ ing. Should the University ask stu­ While we thank Dr. Dolan for reply­ Students pay big tuition bucks for this institution and most of the plain the why of its policies to dents to accept this without proving ing, she cannily did not answer the time get alienated. Seems like we have a majority of administrators students. The administration claims their trouble will save monev? We real question of why the alleged sav­ here and a minority of students and teachers. The Foghorn, is a tool that $70,000 will be saved—but how? think not, but of course, we are stu­ ings are cost-effective for the risk. True, the popular women on Lone of the student body to ask questions and hope for some response. The The University states that em­ dents. ployees of the upper Commons will Mountain may have little trouble editors of this paper don'l sit down here plotting and scheming of who be absorbed into other parts of Pro­ Admittedly, USF students are ac­ finding someone to travel with them they can hit next (although sometimes we like to think so). Students fessional Food Management Ser­ customed to paying high tuition and (though what of women with few pay close to $4,000 in tuition per year here and deserve some type of ex­ vices. Assuming that the University's the putting up with inconveniences friends.). But knowing human na­ planation The FOGHORN tries to fill in the gap The FOGHORN Lone Mountain dorms will still be to enjoy the advantages of a small ture, all will be tempted at some tries to find out why. This place won't be much of a university if it filled to capacity, PFM will still have university in The City. It has come to point to try the walk alpnesince wasn't for students. This school has to start budget cutting because to prepare for 180 meals. The only the point where most jaded students "nothing would happen to them." If there are no other alternatives, the price of living is outrageous and apparent savings will be the trans­ say little more than a gratiutous ob­ the unthinkable does happen, we there isn't much that anybody can do about it but complain or write. portation costs from the kitchens of scenity and an "Oh well" to a 15 hope the University will not rest all the UC Commons to the LM Com­ If Reagan's proposals do gothrough in Washington universities like percent tuition hike. However, the of the blame on the student. mons. But the University will main­ closing of the Lone*Mountain Com­ USF will soon fade out. The Foghorn doubts the money tain a snack bar of undetermined mons is not just another inconveni­ supposedly saved is worth the risk, The FOGHORN raises questions for the majority of the student utility and that will cost money. ence; for women students, it is a but we welcome comment from body. We would like some answers around here. Does quality educa­ danger. either Dolan, Housing Director tion mean more money? If USF could be operated more efficiently by Once more, as with the entire Fi­ Rapes have occured in the long re­ Peter Wiese, or PFM Director Paul competent people maybe it could survive. Let's hope it does. nancial Management Board Reor­ gion between the dormitory door Hennessey. Any letter from them ex­ ganization plan criticized by the and the lower campus. The sudden plaining how $70,000 will be saved Western Association of Schools and appearance of dozens of women and why that is worth the risk will be Colleges report, students are being walking on dark evenings and early gladly printed in these pages without asked to accept a policy without be­ mornings to and from the University editorial comment.

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Member of the associaieo Staff Box coiLeciaie PR«PSSa| 3 Correspondence STAFF - SPRING 1981 Editor-in-Chief Marcella Farragher Editorial F.ditor Cindy Tipping Asst' News Editor Diane Brewer Cut for Cut by minority students, there isn't much as immoral. This brand of dogmatism Fscipadcs Fditor Susie Leon hope. and self-righteous certainty paved the Dear Editor, Sport* Fditor Mike McNaughton way to the painful and agonizing Photo Fditor Mark Gutterund I was amazed, but not surprised at So, come on USF and Father deaths of eight million children, FtaM Editor Spider Pearson Father LoSchiavo's and the Lo Schiavo, don't be so disappointed in women and men during our parent's Copy Editor Chris I ynch l£t Carter University's reaction to President our democratic system. After all, what generation. These people were seen as Circulation Fditor Eve Ernoehazy Reagan's proposed cuts regarding goes around comes around. inferior, or as in the case of homosexuals, inferior and immoral. Advertising Manager Mary Wrin federal financial aid programs. H.M. SANCHEZ No, the "Moral Majority" are not the HII-.III.NV Editor Gary l.am first to peddle easy (or final) solutions l ontributing 1-diton, . .T.R. Sullivan Denise Sullivan, Walter Neary Personally, it's healthy for me to see P.S. I was honored to rub elbows to complicated conditions, and do not Van Ault. Bob Boguski, Mike Dubnoff, Gail Bondi. Valerie Rice. the University feel slighted and in such a state of panic. It reminds me of the at the Financial Aid Rally with some assume that those who helped see Advisor John Arthur S.F. Examiner way minority students felt when the Reaganites that were campaigning so eight million humans to their deaths University used its own axe to cut whole-heartedly for Ronni boy during were noit all atheists. The majority of ESCMS. the Presidential campaign. Lutherans and Catholics who were poisoned by propaganda and felt it was their moral duty. The Vatican However, the University's reaction stood silent. doesn't fit their image. Aftr all, the tactics and justification of the cuts Whose Morals? Now, three decades later, there President Reagan has proposed are arises the "Moral Majority" and like parallel to those used by the Uni­ Dear Editor, so many "Christian" institutions, it versity in justifying their cutting of too bends the Gospel to meet its own student service. In response to a letter in last week's correspondence regarding "Sexual ends. (Not unlike this University It's clear that the University can't Morality and the Moral Majority," which rejects a group that is based survive if M r. Reagan follows through Mark McGuire's statement that the upon love of their own kind while with such federal cuts. It's equally "Moral Majority is perhaps insensi­ endorsing ROTC, an organization difficult for the students who depend tive to the plight of homosexuals" is based upon killing and war). on ESCMS for guidance to perform like saying that the Nazis were incon­ to their utmost abilities without such siderate of the Jews. Since when is So perhaps one day, Mr. McGuire assistance. insensitivity equated with advocated might realize tht it is MAN that has genocide? The fact stands that the deep insight in the nature of "Christianity".; Finally, if President Reagan reacts "Moral Majority", like the Nazis, see Providence in their narrow-minded in the same manner as the University Sincerely, crusade against all that they perceive reacted to letters of protest submitted Del Gour March 27, 1981. OPINION— Candid Campus T.R. Sullivan's University by Allen Funky XIII of San Francisco

Did everyone enjoy the holiday * Actually, the only meal that you'll Overture, hit the lights last Tuesday? I found it interesting soon be able to get at Lone Moun­ This is it. the night of nights that advising day was the same day tain will have to come from that And oh what heights we will hit that schedules were released. A lot of machine. Dr. Boreland is really get­ On with the show this is it. schools would have issued the course ting a lot of fire from residents for Theme from the lists, given the students a few days to taking away the cafeteria. Bugs Bunny Roadrunner Hour plan a tentative list, and then have Come now. Dr. D., even Marie advising not USF. It's nice to know Antoinette let the lower classes eat In the basement of Campion Hall is hidden what I believe to be one of this school is innovative in cake. the most worthwhile student organizations on campus, the College Play­ something. Also backing the exorcism there the four presidential candidates ers. Now in their 120th year of continuous production, the USF College along with my suggestion: Be forewarned if you plan to pay of PFM is Housing Director Peter Players are the second oldest college theatre company in the United Staes. Sam Phillips: is favored to win by for next semester by check via the Wiseless. Peter's pretty high up there behind only Harvard.. mail. The Bursar's only opens checks in the administration and in other those of us who want him to. Sam once a week, so if you cut it close to ways-, too, but what he does during knows the ins and outs of the school; Pretty impressive when you take into consideration that they survived the deadline, you'll be out of luck. his lunch hour is nobody's business. he's worked for Academic Services the Civil War. two world wars and the 1906 San Francisco earthquake as Speaking of which, the university He has a right to release tension and Financial Aid (and he'll tell you well as the more tumultuous administrative earthquakes that seem to rock is looking for a new bursar. I knew (too bad student employees keep that if you talk to him for more than USF every year. that would happen when ASUSF saying no) since his "one-year" assis­ IS seconds). I think Sam will know This weekend and the next, the College Players do it one more time as wrote a letter to LoSchiavo praising tant Waneen Polly wants his job and how to turn on the students; he does they present "The Water Engine," a dramatic play written by one of the the registration process. is positioning herself for it. If USF a good job of it so look for the Board hottest playwrights in America. David Mamet. of Student Coordination to run well. The job market at USF is interest­ wants a scapegoat for student anger, I was a member of the College Players for one semester three years ago. look for Polly to rule (she already Pat McNicholas: is cute and who ing. One of the reasons we pay such Being in the College Players was absolutely the most enjoyable thing I high tuition is that this place is a lords it over the RA's). can stand that? He's also a year have ever done at USF and probably the only thing I have done without Catholic University. It's so Catholic By the way, the Heroism Award is younger than Sam so he's got plenty that Career Planning and Planning hereby bestowed on Beth and the re­ of time before he can be photo­ taking my resume into consideration. and Placement is advertising for a signed RPC. No longer can USF, graphed smiling next to LoSchiavo. That semester, the Spring of 1978. the College Players performed Guys RN for an abortion clinic. Uh-huh. snickering under its breath, point to But, just think of the great activities and Dolls, a musical fable of Broadway which won the Tony Award in Speaking of arguments for abor­ you guys and claim that students he's brought to USF. Didn't you all 1951. Since the case called for a lot of tall, evil-looking gangsters. I was re­ tion, the fraternity SAE has enough have a voice in the policy. go to see Andrew Young? cruited by one of the stars of the show. John Fennell. pledges from their alumni and can Oh, I also want to give a Heroism Victor Ume-Ukeje: is definitely Unless you have ever appeared in a show before, you probably don't put a down payment on what is now award to the employee who man­ not cute. Victor, president of int'l realize the tremendous amount of time and effort needed to put one to­ I-House. They also know of four aged to sneak past the Registrar that students, would be the most radical gether, especially a musical. This was my first time out and I was blown alumni that own liquor stores. president we've had in a long time, picture of Loyola on the front of the away by it all. Maybe this'II force the Grog to lower class schedule. Bravo! but he has the tact and style of a its prices. One of the many fine services we teacher who thinks you've.cheated Simply put, you have to block all the scenes, teach thc cast how to sing At least the Grog is not run by students are paying for is Public so don't expect to see Victor accom­ and dance (most of them being tone-deaf and uncoordinated like myself), PFM. Notice that a four-ounce Safety, whose fine officers closed the plish much in office. ch'oreography the dance scenes, make the costumes, build the set from sandwich at the G & G costs $1.20. gym down the other day at 9:15 in­ Campy Holton: Last year a car­ scratch and put the lighting together. Finally, someone has to take this However, a meal of similar freshness stead of 10:00.1 guess they wanted to toon teddy bear named Hiram- menagerie and put it all together into a show that people can understand and weight from a machine in Cam­ hurry out and spend their unearned Horatio ran and I guess every race and enjoy. All ofthis is done by the members ofthe College Players them­ pion or Lone Mountain costs only a pay. needs a candidate like that. This selves and a few members ofthe Communication Arts faculty. Believe me, buck. I guess PFM must have a lot of ASSUSF DEPT: Well, the presi­ gentleman would be interesting; it takes a tremendous amount of dedication. overhead (if not a lot upstairs). It look for him, if elected, to explain dential primary is April I. No, I'm Looking back. I now realize that the people who put Guys and Dolls to­ must take a lot of employee time to not going to comment — make up his policies by spreading shaving gether were extremely dedicated. Unlike myself, who felt that rehearsals dump a box of ham fat into a tray. your own jokes. Here's a profile of cream over LoSchiavo's door. were long and boring and the technical work was someting other people would get around to doing. Finally. I was prodded into doing something else besides worrying about my own two-bit part but by the time opening An Ounce of Prevention night rolled around, I was sort of sick of the whole thing. But nothing in this collegiate world compares to the thrill of opening night on stage when you are backstage waiting for the curtains to go up and the lights to go on. The big moment is when the band plays the over­ ture, your heartbeat triples and you're in seventh heaven. The Holistic Nurse Sitting here in the Fogorn office three years later and staring out the window. I realize I'd do anything to regain that feeling. Actually two years after the College Players put on Guys and Dolls. I by Van Ault "If it was different, maybe we could said he felt like a new man. It's crazy went down to the Orpheum Theatre to see it done by the so-called profes­ "Health is a balance between learn to heal ourselves. We should that they're not using that in sionals including Milton Berle. Sitting in the audience waiting for the mind, body, and spirit," says Robyn learn how to use our bodies and hospitals. show to begin, I had forgotten what it was like to be on stage. Then the or­ Paulson. "I try to get people to be minds in a much more constructive The connection between emotions chestra played the same overture and I was transformed two years back to aware of how their mind affects their way. The nursing faculty must heal and health must be recognized and Gill Theatre and my own opening night. And for a fleeting moment I ex­ body, how their body affects their themselves. The teacher must be dealt with, and Ms. Paulson works perienced that same thrill. mind. I work from the premise that aware, otherwise they're going to try closely with this link in her practice. But after watching Milton Berle and the rest of the Civic Light Opera we are each meant to be whole. . . to lay a lot of trips on the student." "I'm totally convinced that fear, Company perform Guys and Dolls, I knew the College Players had done that's what holistic means." She emphasizes that more nurses are anger and sadness cause a lot of an excellent job. The big difference between their shows and ours was Ms. Paulson is explaining her stepping out into prevention and sickness in people. Fear is probably money and experience. But unquestionably, the people behind our pro­ work as a holistic nurse. Her practice health maintenance. the worst. And when people learn duction were much more dedicated. differs from traditional nursing. Her For nurses who aspire to practice that they make themselves afraid, Since then, the College Players have put on many other productions philosophy affirms the need of the in the holistic area, Ms. Paulson and you work on their bodies, which and I would be lying if I said all of them were good. But ones like Glass patient, and exercises the full suggests attending self-healing are storehouses for emotional Menagerie, Who's Happy Now, Oliver and A Sight of One Acts were capacities of the practitioner as workshops, and the study of energy, ^their emotions come up. outstanding and through them you can see that the College Players work healer. "I started practicing out of acupressure. "This is a great basis for And we can work on them. It brings as hard as ever in putting their shows together. my home, doing acupressure, deep understanding the body in a way it into their conciousness. and if People like Jose Leiva, who does the costume designs, makeup and relaxation, visualizations, a little different than doctors do. You could they're willing, they can let it go. I graphics. Jim McKie, who is doing the lighting and set designing for The gestalt and psychosynthesis. .•. all learn enough in a weekend think one of the reasons .why Water Engine and John Collins, the director. College Players couldn't do those things to help people achieve a workshop to just start practicing, psychiatry doesn't work so well is without them. And there are many in the College Players who never get on state of health. I saw some really though not for money." And what that maybe someone works these stage during a particular performance but instead content themselves good results. One of my first clients would the economic rewards or things out, but the energy is still working behind the scenes, helping out with costumes and makeup and had an inner ear dizziness for years. practicality be for nurses to enter stuck in their body. I've seen really props. She quit her job because she couldn't this field? Ms. Paulson answered profound things by just touching So it is these people. Father Dempsey who was for a long-time director function. Within six treatments, she that she was not sure; she felt that someone's body." of College Players, and Jose Leiva and the members ofthe organization, was better and back at work. It wasa young nurses need experience and a Robyn Paulson is one of the many that make the College Players what it is. Students like John Fennell. Mike classic case." certain amount of maturity before nurses who are who are building new Safran, Julia Stemock. Rick Leaf. Ann Wagstaffe and all the countless The differences between holistic they can be successful at it. ways of practice. "Health other ones whose names appear in the program. and allopathic treatments are The potentials of holistic nurses maintenance" is her own term for And so tonight, they will all do it again with lhe Water Fngineanii then significant, she points out. "Holistic are not widely recognized, however. what she does. Certainly with the after Easter vacation with The Fantasticks, one of thc longest-running strengthens the person so they can "If nurses could go in hospitals and increased proliferation of drugs, and musicals in the history of Broadway. Admission to a College Players pro­ heal themselves; allopathic just refuse to give drugs (except after expensive medical technology, the duction is only $3.00 for what is unquestionably the finest entertainment masks the disease. Acupressure trying other things) they could do holistic approach will prove to be a at the University of San Francisco. helps the person's natural healing massage, counseling, and teach creative alternative. "Health is much energy to flow, and when it's different ways of dealing with pain. I more than the absence of disease." flowing, you stay healthy." had a man who'd had surgery and concludes Ms. Paulson. "Why not T. R. Sullivan is a senior from Montgomery, Alabama, who enjoys A former nursing instructor at had tried drugs, and was still go through life being extremely well reading, sports and silting on the bench. He is currently in the process of USF. Ms. Paulson had some gentle miserable. I worked with him for five and feeling great?" trying to find a job as a sportswriter upon graduation. criticism of educational institutions. minutes. He got off the table and I'll leave the question with you. OPINION .March 27, 1981 Beyond These Hallowed Halls Every Four Minutes BOOKS

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BUT ... Heinlein's opinions and sugges­ Big Labor's Rough Road tions are clear, cogent, well researched, and impossible to simply dismiss without rebuttal. bv Robert Boguski to a birthright). For the first time, 20% of the total workforce is now Unions are running scared. Heinlein is dead serious about the problems facing America to- Simultaneous decline among truly, in forty years. New Deal-vintage unionized (compared with 34% in ay ... and certain that we can solve them if we wish. (N.B.: Heinlein traditional mainstay industries, ideas have been cast among the 1955)? Simple arithmetic suggests a has forbidden foreign editions ofthis book; as another reviewer com­ together with a renewed interest and historical scrapheap of other creative drop in Big Labor's once-formidable mented, "No washing of family linen in public") For a thought- vigorous approach to the art of union- anachronisms. Labor, one of the congressional lobbying machine. provoking, stimulating, infuriating, marvelous read. Expanded busting, are at the root ofthis fear. Big major social partners to ride the crest Lobbying for whom? Statistics Universe is highly recommended. Not for the complacent! labor, by contrast, is having a hard of the post-Depression wave of indicate that 40% of rank-and-file reform, derived the better part of its union members approved Ronald time admitting this fact; however, Reviewed by W. S. Ernoehazy abundant evidence, gathered of late clout from the legislative gains, i.e. the Reagan November 4, 1980; union from the proceedings of the annual Wagner Act, of the period. pronouncements, however— with the A Confederacy of Dunces February conclave of the AFI.-CIO Exceedingly generous wage exceptions of the ever-dubious Executive Council at Bar Harbor, settlements, engineered through the Teamsters— are an orchestra of John Kennedy Toole Flonda, suggests that group pictures mechanism of collective bargaining, condemnation, however improperly Louisiana State University Press, $12.95. for solidarity's sake have not eased are today being cited as one of the tuned, when the subject is John Kennedy Toole drew the title of his satirical novel from a line of labor leaders' profound anxieties in principle supports of a "base rate" of Reagan Economics. One would not Jonathon Swift's poetry, the sense of which is that when a genius comes thc face of rampant neoconservati- inflation. Friedrich Hayek, for one, be justified to question the credibility into the world, we shall know him by the fact that he is surrounded by "a vism. believes union-negotiated wage and of such positions. confederacy of dunces." Ignatius J. Reilly is Toole's genius for whom all Hard times have fallen upon the old benefit contracts to be the chief source To add insult to injury, union- the other characters set their unwitting snares. He is a man whose men who have grown comnfortable of inflationary expectations—im­ busting has discarded its street- Medieval "world-view" has untuned him to society, and he suffers might­ with asking for "more" That the Bal plicitly the major evil to be eliminated fighting past and shifted to the ily (and noisily) on the racking wheels of Fortuna. Harbor meeting produced nothing if such expectations are to be quashed. courtroom. Pinstripes are now the more than shnll repudiations of Beyond expectations, productivity uniform of the day as labor lawyers practically every point in the new is another popular buzzword, except and management consultants plot An automobile accident upsets Ignatius' tenuous position in the world Administration's budget-cutting in Bal Harbor. Gains in productivity anti-organizing strategy with when his mother insists that he get a job to help her pay the damages. program was further testimony to the imply resisting cost increases for most executives. This elite alliance has First, he takes a position as filing clerk in a factory where he incites the union's failure, at least publicly, to businesses; union wages are costs: thc clearly scored enromous successes in workers to a bootless riot, and then, to his poor mother's horror, he be­ acknowledge operative national embattled auto makers are insisting the South and West in recent years. comes a hot dog vendor. The progress ofthis huge, bellowing, flatulent forces, and the economic realities that the United Auto Workers match Unquestionably the most man through the byways of New Orleans brings the reader in contact with behind them, labor leaders' protests their wage gains with corresponding disturbing sight of all in the midst of the bored rich, an ill-starred undercovered policeman, a radical sex- bore more than merely a hint of gains in productivity, without which these tense times, though, is the centered Jewish feminist, a canny Black junior, and a penny-pinching pathos; they resembled the stalwart there will be no auto makers to picture of twenty-odd aging, pornographer. This is a range seldom found in the contemporary novel, old campaigner, the ward-worker of provide wages Chrysler bears its overweight, somewhat nostalgic men, and Toole does not treat his characters to a Swiftian misanthropy. Each is bygone days, who is overhwhelmed financial innards to U.A.W. President drowning their sorrows in Florida's drawn with sympathy and affection. bv the technological change of the Mr. Fraser, now a board member. In accomodating clime, far from the world around him and fails to such a position—that of accepting privation of Youngstownand Detroit; Dorian Green, for example, begins as a caricature of the foppish homo­ recognize, in that same change, his industrv work terms or expecting far indeed, from the lessons in quality sexual socialite, but the reader who notices the allusion to The Picture of impending obsolescence. sustained unemployment- unions and productivity, to be learned by Dorian Gray will, by this simple device, see a full characterization emerge And this for good reasons Change have little leverage remaining to them anyone with common sense, in Japan. and deepen. Mr. Toole masters stereotypes with affection and humor, has come upon the unions quickly, to reinforce the pursuit of their own The future holds little in terms of again seen in the characterization of Jones, the black youth who would and thev have not found themselves cherished demands. They back down. encouragement for the old men of Big rather work for less than the "minimal" wage as a janitor than be arrested alone in being unable to cope with it What else can they do under the Labor, except perhaps in a change to for "vagran'." In fact, the writer wins more sympathy for his "dunces" A recent article in The Nation circumstances? Meanwhile, Chrysler compensate industrial membership than for Ignatius, who can come in too big doses at times. This is nothing proposes that Big labor's current moves ahead and constructs robotic losses with gains in hospitals, banks, more than a flaw in a very fine novel which rewards the reader with a com­ ineffectiveness issue from the factories. Union members are caught insurance companies, and third-rate plex plot well resolved, a wide range of highly realized characterizations, widespread liberal dispair at finding unemployed both ways. universities. When one seeks a source and a humor that forsakes the belly-laugh in favor of the warm, deep smile themselves, by virtue of one election. What to do? Reaffiliate with the of constructive ideas, however, in more permanently made part of the reader. unable to initiate policy (an ability AFI.-CIO. as the U.A.W. is presently dealing with economic upheaval, one some had assuredly regarded as akin doing But to what end, when only is constrained to look elsewhere. Reviewed by Sean Grathwol c C D

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Tempestuous S.F. Ballet

by Marty Claussen In the second act, there are two Ihe Tempest, now being per­ moments that deserve special formed by the San Francisco Bal­ mention. The first is the pas de let, is something of an accident. deux danced by Lynda Meyer as After finishing his Romeo and Juno and Vane Vest as Neptune, Juliet a couple of years ago. Mi­ which literally took the breath of chael Smuin was looking for the audience away. The dance of another Shakespearian play to Iris (Betsy I- nkson land the Rain­ choreograph He apparently had bows is among the most beautiful considered doing King Ijear, but scenes I have ever seen in ballet. changed his plans, deciding that In Act One. all the dancing is ex­ the magical atmosphere of 77«> cellent, but David McNaughton, Tempest would be perfect for a as Ariel, "an airy spirit", seems to ballet Besides, he conceded he literally hang in the air. The trio "just could not do another death of Caliban. Trinculo. and scene." Stcphano does some of the best When The Tempest was first comic dancing in the classical tra­ shown last year. Give Barnes, the dition the San Francisco Ballet dance critic for the New York has performed. Post acclaimed it "the first full Smuin is a showman choreog­ length Amcrioan classic ballet rapher generally, and when I saw David McNaughton an airy 'Ariel.' ever to be created from scratch." the program credits special ef­ The Tempest is indeed a classic fects to Parker Young, I thought a ballet, structured along the lines the audience was about to witness Aux Folles H" Funny Follow tip of the Nutcracker, for instance: a Hollywood-type extravaganza. the first act tells the story, the sec­ They were, however, so well done by Jaime Recasens expression of the charisma of excursion-escape into northern ond act is an hour long diverliss- that they simply added to the both performers who may well Italy when trying to leave their ment (which, by definition, has magical atmosphere ofthe ballet, Rarely does a sequel surpass its comprise the funniest comedy spy problems back in France. little to do with the story). The rather than call attention to original. "La Cage Aux Folles" duo since Martin and Lewis. This provides for a truly farcical plot is picked up in the last scene themselves. The lighting, by Sara amounting to one of the funniest Though the plot has little to do caricature of rural life and male of the ballet, when the various Linnie Slocum. and the marve­ films to come along in years. with that of the original, thus chauvinism Italian style which crises are settled and everyone is lous set, designed by Tony In their continuing saga, the making this "sequel" not a true eventuate in even Albin pro­ either married, or restored, to Walton, as well as the costumes unlikely tandem of Michel Ser­ sequel, what is left intact is Ser­ claiming that he'd prefer, at least their proper station in life. by Willa Kim, blend imagination, rault and Ugo Tognazzi are en­ rault's and Tognazzi's brand of while in Italy, to be a man. One is The choreography is done in style and artistry. tangled with an espionage ring. modern-day slap-stick humor left in tears laughing. the classic style, as is thc music Soon enough, however, this se­ and precision timing which radi­ Few films capture the essence (written by the composer in resi­ cret agent caper is deshabilled ate even more strongly. It is ex­ of good light-hearted comedy as dence Paul Seiko Chihara. after into the full-force burlesque it actly this type of merriment well as "La Cage Aux Folles II", the Purccll opera) and both have The Tempest will be performed was intended to be. which marked the first "La Cage" now playing at the Regency, a few. somewhat jarring mo­ tonight at 8:30, and on Saturday Although many of the scenes as memorable and christens "La does. Fewer still amuse without ments. In the divertissement, and Sunday at 2:30 in the after­ are quite contrived, yet still hyste­ Cage II" as unforgettable, as the making one particular group the there is. among the various move­ noon. There will be a nationally- rical, the dialogue is fraught with latter is even a better showcase brunt of the humor. "La Cage ments, music based on conga broadcast performance on Mon­ mirth and the gaiety and hilarity for both comedians (comedien­ Aux Folles II" is entertainment at rhythms. I920's jazz, as well as day at 4:50. As of this writing, of Serrault's and Tognazzi's en­ nes?). its best, with the point of making Purcell's music, all accompanied seats are available for all per­ counters are left uncluttered A special added feature of "La people laugh. And that it does, by appropriate dancing. formances. enough so as not to hamper the Cage II" is Albin's and Renato's without end.

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San Francisco contribute to make this song the best of Flipper and one ofthe best duced an album which hasn't effort by local popsters Romeo par excellence song of the Sam­ singles to come out in both the been premature. Void is richly produced by David Underground pler. Finally, the Undead, featur­ under and above ground scene in Over the past two weeks, two Kahne (who also did Pearl Har­ ing local Polk Street derelict a LOOONNNNGGG TIME. local bands have released al­ bor's first album). But it's sorely Sampler Dave Vacant, lends to the scuzz No Alternative, with all the old bums. The Neutrinoz' debut. lacking in the material depart­ Subterranean clamour ofthis record with their P-U-N-K (excuse moi) garb dis­ Danger Contains Neutrinoz, is ment. now classic "(Someone Stole) carded for some very strong rock­ probably the more impressive of Admittedly, songs like "Myself Records Hitler's Brain". No musicianship abilly roll, has come out with the two efforts. The primary rea­ to Myself," "White Sweater,"and here as the vocals tread and the their long awaited EP containing son for this is that, relying on "Charred Remains" capture an by Anna Pirhana instruments remain within the "Make Guns Not Love," "Rocka­ their own financial and artistic ambience that Romeo Void can Subterranean Records, which only-three-chords-l-know cate­ billy Rebel" and "Metro Police." resources. The Neutrinoz have only hint at in their live sets. After for its rather short existence has gory. The lyrics, meanwhile, re­ "Make Guns" has always been produced, written, mixed, and seeing the group several times, managed to emerge as the nu­ main much too serious ("some­ one of the most powerful songs even laid out the album cover for though, and after giving this lp mero uno supporter of the San one stole Hitler's brain putitina live, but with some new added their first record. To be honest, I several thoughtful listens, I hear Francisco underground music jar/and they found it in the twists and delights of more like most of it, too. very little else here which jumps scenario, has recently come out USSR") to be taken with a skilled instrumentalship. No Al­ The Neutrinoz specialize in a up and captures my imagination. with three new singles proving straight face. But if anything, this ternative may prove to outsiders spare, bouncy kind of ska which "Talk Dirty (To Me)" and "Fear that something IS crawling about record should be bought just to that their sound goes beyond a owes a great deal (perhaps unin­ to Fear" would have been great out THERE. experience the Undead. simple wall of doo doo punk tentionally) to country music. filler if Romeo Void had two or three more truly brilliant songs; San Francisco Underground Flipper may bring tears to the rock. Johnny Patterson's voice, The long result of this is a sort of the impression I get is that this Sampler stands at the peak of eyes of the promoters, but they however, remains in a strong one- songwriting which is light years debut came way too soon to be a the music scene which most still hold the pierced aortas tone throughout in "Make Guns" removed from the reggae-infused superior album. people do not see. 77ie Sampler is their following. "Love Canal" and "Rockabilly Rebel" "Metro ska perfected by British groups a conglomeration of four local and "Ha Ha Ha", the two songs Police" is an instrumental which like The English Beat and Mad­ At least the album sounds nice. artists du jour of various talents. off their new single, is Flipper- is a mixture of No Alternative's ness. In fact. The Neutrinoz' mu­ Deborah Iyall's lead vocals have Society Dog's is not as loud as thc ishly down-trodding -which is a famous rock and roll/rockabilly. sical trademark is so delightfully never been more endearing than rest of songs on the single, but it well known trademark of theirs. original and new that'the very on this disc, and her backing en­ does have all the flavor of the Vocalist Bruce Lose's voice is as Romeo Void novelty of hearing American ska semble seems fuller than in their ranting youths and rather drunkheartedly boorish and should attract interest. live sets. If only 415 Records had straight musicability which this gravelly as usual, but this time 415 Records The material ranges in quality. waited six months, we would band is known for The Spikes around is more sentimental and At least six of the 14 songs here have really had something here. by Steven Spinali has been receiving a lot of local coyish than ever before. "Love are really superior, while others Romeo Void's It's A Condition airplay because of their appeal Canal" has all the monotonous Two years ago, it would be are severely damaged by the thin and The Neutrinoz' Danger Con­ to the local punk crowd. For a bassline beats of all Ripper simply unheard of that a band in production values. Yes, a good tains Neutrinoz both fulfill their band which was been virtually songs, but with the slightly new San Francisco, even with a thriv­ recording can revitalize other­ roles adequately. Let's be honest, unheard of until the Sampler, the added rhythms, "Love Canal" ing New Wave scene, would re­ wise uninspired material, and a though: even preeminently raw Spikes do well in retaining their sounds a bit more PIL'ish. "Ha lease an album independently. bit more care in the studio could bands like The Clash and The share of the underground torch. Ha Ha," however, skims a new Yet, over the past year, this is pre­ have made this lp an absolute Sex Pistols waited two or more The lewd is thc veteran band of tread for Ripper with the simple cisely what has happened. High- killer. In so far as I'm concerned, yers to release their first albums. the Sampler, featuring a new lyrics (" . . . went down to the quality local acts like the Units, these tracks are demo quality. The extra time made a difference, drummer and bassist both cheap motels and got gushy and The Hoovers, and Tlie Dead This album is very premature, too. Sadly, it's too late now to call formerly of VS "Mobile Home" wet..."), the non-caring, non­ Kennedys have all released quite and a superior live band like The back the debut album of some of is a verv hard and fast grinding chalant attitude and the chorus serviceable albums lately — but to Neutrinoz deserves much better our own local bands. Maybe song with shouting vocals, fancy line of "hahaha hohoho hehehe this very day, I don't think that a than this. there's still time for others to guitar rills and bass line which all hahahaha" makes all over the single Bay Area band has pro­ On the other hand, the debut learn. March 27, 1981 page 9 /m/z Zto ys c Ridet z^ss by: Marcella Farragher Sto^ Irclands' U-2 is a band which Victe plays music for the head, feet and uP ttoe sutn also the heart. U-2 captures the n ^ru\V aS 10 W l*o si« ^A*nfc* ' ,\as^P - English (in this case Irish) spirit at to>Stt *** ?cc as **?** V**' of Rock and Roll. e-c- ,nan ttUn C \ess oeift>« ?hl-? " A "V°* In an interview on KUSF-FM. sss o^0-tWoVd «& DC D.J. Howie Klein interviewed the Seern~A to USU 1 y-as toe* band U-2. U-2's lead singer. Bono -tt^e 'u ttoe det to nfe 0\os^ T r.w wett ^ 'rTcno^ ^^asano» P' toacV- ov- commented that communication * ing, was very important between the to \cnv- M , -was e?t*5V5to ed^ ^ vet^° «"•*«« *£*X v band and the audience. "We want ottl S ,wet 1ft** to« t\UtS***** . ttoeyd*d* Va** Tne ans unin iaAVve t * ° o\c communication with the audi­ ^o-.ed^VisS ^d^' d, tattoet odd co J ^» tion ence, we don't want our backs to 6 tav. C3 tuna tesV the audience." said guitarist, the o^ sta- Ouv' e r•«**% » t**° vtv 6 Edge. -fto ot\ty •„ttoav« from* naite ttoav tne p\aV too »• %4e0l. "ft e n U-2 are not just another "new \s tvcV to ia toad vo^.' in OS \toov* 00 tion ndC tocv iott»»;jA foft ' ovee e» cnet^uP^ ,ta»n' \ob AccV i-nav**' U-2 include the Edge on guitar. t^s ^,,-cnt ; a p\aV eue^l^ce to W a^ ,:«, to tavM^ovtve t'\on set^P 9 Adam Clayton on Bass. Iarrv on stoov edd B**** •wet a * andP° drums and the singer. Bono. No last names, U-2 like to remain sas somewhat mysterious. 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Boarding House Jazz Paiace Strand 901 Columbus at Lombard 638 Broadway Market St. btwn 6th & 7th 552- 3/27 The Toons 3/27-29 Joe Henderson 5990 3 28 Nicholas, Glover & Wray 3/314/5 Barney Kissel & Mark 3/29 Return of Dragon/Enter 3/29 Rhythm Methods in: "It's Murphy the Dragon/Game of Death My Party" comedy dance revue 3/30 No Nukes/Last Waltz 5&8 pm Keystone Korner 3/31 Mirror Crack'd California Hall 750 Vallejo 9:30 & 11:30 USF 625 Polk at Turk 3/2429 Red Rodney & Ira Sulli­ McLaren Center 252 4/2 XTC van 3/304/5 George Coleman/Hil­ "1941" Fab Mab ton Ruiz; Herbie Lewis Berkeley Square You know where it is 1333 University 3 27 Contractions'Barry Keystone Berkeley 3 27 Units Voice Farm Beam 7080 , 2119 Universitv Dimensions Dance Theater 3 28 No Sisters Titans Joe 3,28 Contactions Hostages 3/27Rubinoos / Jo Allen Julia Morgan Center Richards Lifers Interference 3/28 SVT/Translator/Das Blok 2640 College Ave. Berkeley 4/2 Plimsouls 4/ 3 "Trilogy" 8pm

Many Parts Are Edible Keystone Palo Alto 260 California 3 27 Back in the Saddle YOGONUTTREES 3/28 Rubinoos; JD Borman Oakland Ballet Company 3/29 Hoovers/Honey mooners Oakland Paramount Theater 3/30 Toons/Al Millar.Robots 3/28 Tribute to Aaron Copeland REAPPEAR •"4 Rite of Spring, Le Soir The Yogonut tree, thought to be extinct, Ijimbo's has bounced back. And it's full of those 2526 Lombard at Divisadero special gifts that once made it a legend: 3/27-28 H P Riot Apples, raspberries, raisins, sunflower 3/29 Super Session Jazz Jam seeds. . . even little cups of yogurt. 3/30 Full Faith & Credit Once found everywhere, the Yogonut 331 Poor Boy tree dropped out of sight due largely to a 4/2-4 New Genesis public preference for factory food in the 1950's. This trend has reversed itself, Where does the 1933 radio porations organized, and both however. A campus spokesperson announced McGowans engine and inventor disappeared. that the trees have been brought on to 101 Jefferson show end and realife begin? THE THE WATER ENGINE depicts campus for the good of all. 3/28 Driver (rock) WATER ENGINE is a unique a past time and culture while in­ Now it's easy to protect the Yogonut and creative new play written by David Mammet and direct by volving current issues . .. tree. And good tasting too. Because all the New Oasis John Collins. The University of natural things from the Yogonut tree are 1425 Burlingame Ave. San Francisco College Players packed into the Yogonut™ bar. Which is 3/27 SVT/Chrome. Dinette perform in Gill Theatre March packed in stores everywhere. 3/28 Lloyds/Squares So enjoy the Yogonut bar. And protect 26, 27, 28, and April 2, 3, 4, at 7 a legend, please. p.m. Senses are titillated as the cos­ Old Waldorf tuming and music of the 1930's 444 Battery are recreated and presented on 3/27 D.O.A./ Vktms/Red Rock­ stage, on screens, and in non- ers THE WA TER ENGINE, or an traditional visual recreations. 3/28 Dickies, Eye Protection engine that actually runs on wa­ For further information and 3/21 Twennynine w/Lenny White ter, was invented in 1933. Cor­ tickets call 666-6133/34.

Remember: Take care of St­ // EXTRAORDINARY. and it'll take care off you. Apolitical epic, compassionate and as bitterly funny as a cartoon... a big, fascinating risky film that testifies not only to Mr. Wajda's remarkable vision, but also to the vitality of contemporary Polish life." —VINCENT CANBY, The New York Time* THE UNIVERSITY OF "WAJDA'S MASTERPIECE. 'MAN OF MARBLE' is the Polish 'CITIZEN KANE'—with all that implies about SAN FRANCISCO the film's structure, scope, ambition, impact, influence, and choice of protagonist ...a dynamic, brilliantly structured and continually engrossing work." —J HOBERMAN Village Voice II * * * * GO SEE IT. On one level it's a gripping mystery. On another, a haunting meditation on the political life of postwar Poland." — ALEX KENEAS, Newsday "A spectacularly incisive, gripping look at recent Polish history. " CENTURYOF — JUDY STONE The Son franosco Chronicle PR0&1SS4934 AHDRZEJJfAJDAS

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Mike McNaughton — Sports Editor. This man is dangerous. Keep your distance. In this photo, Mark Gutterud — Photo Editor. he did do whatever he is plead­ Marcella Farragher-Editor-in Chronic alcoholic. Shoots lots ing his innocence to. Chief. Who could be insane of heroin. Pursues every other enough to edit and run this mess? vice imagineable. In this photo, She's smiling because she gets he deals with the pressures of credit at the nearby bars. his job.

Chris Lynch — Sometime Copy editor. This guy is even worse than McNaughton. He's rumor­ Susie Leon — Escapades Editor. ed to be a sex criminal and a drug Sold her soul to rock 'n' roll last fiend (notice the buttoned down year. Bottle in the desk. Rumored Cindy Tipping—Editorial sleeves). Here, he's found either not to have slept since last Editor. She gets to deal with irate some sex or some drugs. September. complainers. Working out her angers on "the farm."

Spider Pearson — Features Editor. The less said the better. I will be heading for the hills this Friday, and then going underground. In this photo, I relax with my back to (he wall.

Diane Brewer-Assistant News Editor. She really does work hard on the news section. Here she expresses her boredom at a staff meeting. Lives in Print by Eric Pearson strewn about everywhere, pos­ What sort of students are able schoolwork at all? I'm sure some have something to show for the The San Francisco Foghorn. ters all over, stacks of newspa­ to work in this type of surround­ instructors shake their heads, work put in. The official student newspaper pers, bottles, glasses, cups, a ing? At USF, there is no journal­ when they see that one of their Another important ingredient of the University of San Fran­ ism program and the student bicycle, broken lights, a messy students has two or three stories is the fun. If it weren't any fun to cisco. It says so in the masthead. who works at the paper gets no floor, and an old black and white appearing in the Foghorn, but is work on a newspaper, not many An incoming student would television set. credit in the way of units, and the a week late in getting their term people would do it And for that think that this weekly paper out pay you get rarely makes your On the other hand, to the eyes paper turned in. reason, fun people work at a pa­ of this small Catholic school of a newspaper person, the office expenses. If one were getting per. They, for the most part, have would be timid and without any payed by the hour, it would What it boils down to is a basic looks like home. It is an informal love for the written word. It a sense of humor, and don't tend life's blood at all. It would be a place where the reporter or probably work out to something really doesn't matter when you to take too much seriously paper where everybody follows writer can let down his or her like the wage made by sweat fac­ are talking about the sleazy These pictures should show the the rules, and nobody questions hair, relax, feel at home, and get tory workers at the turn of the sorts of people who work at your brand of narcisism that infests a authority. some work done without worry­ century. Why do students work student newspaper, which you newspaper office like the Fog­ True? Not at all. The Foghorn ing about making a mess. The long hours, put up with the pres­ see every Friday morning horn. This is not meant as an in­ is just short of being an insane place may look like it's in a com­ sures of deadlines, stay up all Would you trust them to come sult, but as a fact. The reason asylum. To the eye of a person plete state of disorder, and it is. night typing, and do this all on into your house, or would you who likes everything in its place, But it also is a working atmos- top of their regular school-work? these students labor so is to see frisk them for silverwear'' the office is a nightmare. Papers phere. Do they do their regular their name in type, and that they 12 -SPORTS March 27, 1981 A Season to Remember "I knew they'd lose." Eric Slaymaker. the junior guard by Mike McNaughton Frustrated. I sat down alone at a from Dixie College, was a very Does anyone remember the bas­ table. Visions of the team 1 wanted talented athelete. His consistency ketball team of 1981?' I asked a so much to talk about kept popping and his ability to control the ball and group of gentlemen at their twenty- up in my mind. the team gave the Dons some bench fifth college reunion. I remembered the pep rallies that strength. Slaymaker's ability to "198 IT' one man said, trying to re­ were held for the Santa Clara and break a full court press was one of member. "What did the team do that Saint Mary's rivalries, and the excit­ the reasons USF was able to hold off yearT ing games that followed. Notre Dame. "That was the year that the Dons I remembered the players. The I had fond memories for this team won their fifth straight WCAC that won twenty-four games, in­ championship." 1 said proudly. All-American Quintin Dailey, who averaged well over twenty points a cluding victories over Santa Clara, "Oh yeah. I remember." re­ game, and could fight his way Saint Mary's, Pepperdine. and sponded another fellow." "They through any defense as if it were a Notre Dame, but 1 was disappointed were beat in the NCAA tournament maze. to find out that my enthusiasm was by some no-name team that year." not shared by the others in the room. "Yes. but they also finished the I thought of Bart Bowers, the lone Just then, an attractive lady ap­ season with a 24-7 record and went senior and team captain. He didn't proached me. She had taken a cab to undefeated at home." 1 added. score a lot of points but was tough to score against. Pete Barry once told the reunion and was hoping for a "Boy did they choke against Kan­ me he was "the best defensive player ride home. sas State that year." another man at USF since Bill Russell." As we drove across the park, we blurted. There was John Hegwood. the reminisced about our times together "Yeah." I explained, "but don't junior forward who was one of the at USF. I walked her to her door­ you remember Quintin Dailey. their most dynamic players I've seen. step. star player who went on to win MVP Hegwood gave new meaning to the Before she had a chance to invite honors in the WCAC? He was also words "Slam Dunk." me in I asked her. "Do you remem­ named to the first All-California ber the basketball team of I98IT' team and could well have been one And, of course, the domineering "Sure, they were fantastic," she of the best guards in thc country." center Wallace Bryant. When he was said to my surprise. "Wasn't that the "Sure. 1 remember Dailey." he hot. Bryant's turn around jump year that Mary Hile scored all those said, "he didn't score too manv shots barely missed. pointsT' points against Kansas State, did heT" I remembered the rainbow arches "Only twenty." 1 mumbled, walk­ of guard Kenny McAllister and his 1 turned towards my car and drove ing away. finesse on the open court. home. A short, balding man was prepar­ ing a roast beef sandwich for himself Bart Bowers soars over a Kansas State defender in his final outing as a at the refreshment table. I ap­ THIS WEEK Don. proached him. "Do you remember in 1981 when USF beat Notre Dame at the Oak­ FRIDAY land Coliseum?" Men's Tennis at UC Irvine Invitational "I thought they lost to Notre Zeta Beta Tau Saturday Dame that yearT" he asked while stuffing his mouth with the sand­ Men's Tennis at UC Irvine Invitational USF's most active fraternity. wich. "Yes." 1 said, "but first they beat Tuesday Men's Tennis at Sanj Jose State 2:00 p.m. 1 the Irish in an overtime thriller and Sponsor of the USF Boat Dance in April then lost to them in Indiana in a Thursday 1 Owner of USF's only fraternity house game that wasn't decided until the final seconds." Women's Tennis vs. UC Davis (home) 2:00 pm > An outstanding Little Sisters program "Yep." he said, shaking his head. ' ttl Academic fraternity in the country.

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^ mgjimg'^' A the starting line up. the USF Dons are in the thick of their they could come out flat the second Their defense might be the steadiest UNIVERSITY OF THE PACIFIC: campaign, having completed the first time around. That has been the trend in the league. Will be a surprise in the second half. half of the Northern California during past years. The Bulldogs are a Offensively, the Wolfpack are not The Tigers suffered through injuries in Baseball Association schedule. solid ballclub. but not as dominant as as powerful as last season, but every the first half. Their non-league record The Diamond Dons have they have been in recent seasons The bit as potent as Fresno. indicates that they are a better team experienced some hard times during rest of the conference realizes that SAINT MARY'S: Two solid starters than they showed. Two front line the initial half of the season, including now and will be eager for Fresno this in Ben Snyder and impressive starting pitchers in Greg Unger and a seven game losing streak, but have half. freshman Jay Peterson. Shakey third Rob Schilling. Offense will improve played consistently in recent weeks, There are a number of intangibles starting spot in the rotation and an with Pat Tobinj leading the way and raising their over-all record to 8-16. that favor the Bulldogs. At home, they impotent bullpen. Rob Brezinski can make things happen USF showed their potential to are tough to beat. They have the most Starting pitchers are as far as the on the bases. compete in thc NCBA by deleating vocal support and the finest facilities Gaels will go. USF: The Dons could be a darkhorse the likes of conference powerhouses in the conference. Their defense is average and they in the second half. If the seven game Fresno State and San Jose State. The first two pitchers of their did not display much hitting against losing streak is excluded, the Although the first half champ has rotatioin are strong — Freshman USF but show evidence of an Hilltoppers are right around the .500 still yet to be decided until some rain- John Hoover (7-0) and Tony Herron, improvement during the past month. mark. Pitching is the whole key. out gmes are played, it looks as but the third spot ofthe rotation is still SAN JOSE: A surprise in the first half The Dons ended up with the though Fresno State will wind up as a question mark. but the Spartans are every bit as good poorest pitching statistics in the league the winner for the fourth time in as Defense is spotty in the infield, as their record shows. They have the first half. A team ERA of 6.08. many tries. particularly on the left side. While defeated Cal, Stanford, Reno, and There is evidence of improvement and The Bulldogs won't find things easy shortstop Jeff Flores the third- Fresno during the first half. Have one the potential is there. Matt Allio. and as they are followed closely by San baseman Tim Thiessen make some of the best pitchers in the league in Andre Rachal have improved Monica Corral is one reason «h> Jose State and Nevada Reno. USF fine plays, they don't field the routine Mark Lampton. Some solid hitters, immensely. Jeff Dietrich and Joe spoiled Fresno's plans for an early play consistently. Hitting might be anchored by all conference returnee Miller are starting tothrow as they did I SF has one of the finest infields celebration as the Dons defeated the their strongest asset next to Hoover Greg Robles. Suspect at the tail end of in the first few weeks of the Season. in the league. Bulldogs at Beiden Field for the first and Herron. Currently, Fresno sports the order, however. Don't look a Defensively, the Dons may have time in six years. Matt Campi, Mike a .297 average but isn't showing as one ofthe leagues finest with Monico Mangiante (.338), and Mike Mooney Mooney, Al smoot and Monico much power. They can hurt you, the order. Don't look as impressive on Corral and Bill Murray working at (.318). Corall all drilled homeruns while however, as all spots in the lineup are paper as Fresno and Reno, but lead short and second. Two strong The Dons are notorious for getting Andre Rachal posted his third solid. the league in pitching and fielding. catchers in Mark Johnson and Greg ten hits and leaving twelve men on consecutive win. NEVADA RENO Reno has been a SANTA CLARA: A team that fooled Eagletongive USF one of the finest I- base. Jeff Dietrich came on in relief, surprise the past two seasons under a lot of people the first half. They are 2 tandems around. If the Dons can start coming giving the Dons their finest display of new head coach Del Youngblood. due for some losses this time around. Lack of timely hitting has hurt the through with the timely hit, and the power pitching on the season. Last season, the Wolfpack had the Not impressive, but not really Dons all season despite impressive pitchers start to jell, USF could be in For now, the Dons will take a week longest winning streak in the nation at deficient in any category. The statistics by Al Smoot (.378 average, the middle of a dogfight for the second vacation to prepare for a chance to 18 and could possibly be a better team standout of this team is Mike Bueder and a record tying 6 homeruns), John half title. USF BOOKSTORE Phelan Hall OPEN M-F 8:30-5 666-6493 SATURDAYS 10-3 APRIL SPRING CLEANING SALE

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Klazak doesn't like mental Klazak uses humor to express his an­ calls it a day and in his closing pep green slosh that is sometimes Loyola heads so hard that the unfortunate mistakes. ger. talk, he emphasizes the fact that Field. Students peer through their fellow won't know the difference be­ "O.K.." Klazak says to the QB at "Jesus!!," Klazak shouts at the though today's practice was a pile of Phelan Hall windows at us. looking tween a reverse option and a down- fault. "Let's do the bear crawl." halfback, who has just dropped an­ mistakes, it was a learning experi­ down at we do/en or so man- and-out (though some of us don't "Aw. come on," protests Joe other option pitch through his slip­ ence. The only way to go is up. children who want to rejuvenate know the difference already). Namath. Jr. pery but terfingers, "I hope you don't As we head back to USF. the face­ another generation of football at the Wouldn't you know it! Our coach "Do it!!." urges Klazak, with the eat with those hands." less heads again peer out of their University of San Francisco. and mentor. Jim Klazak. USF '69 tone of homicide in his voice. Occasionally we pull off a good dorm windows. Though muddy and We are young men who want to and lately an assistant coach for We all get a big kick as we see our play. Everybody blocks in the right bloody and fallible, we are proud to donate our bodies to the strange pur­ LSU. is here at Loyola Field. De­ QB pay for the absentmindedness by direction, the pitch out is smooth, be the USF Football Dons, learning pose of moving an oblong, air-filled spite the weather, he is as bearcrawling the width of Loyola and it's all executed with a quickness and hitting and executing harder pigskin across a goal line. We are unflappable as ever. Field round trip. Only his hands and and class. and better each day. young men who must give up the As the wind whips it up. Klazak feet can touch the ground. The cute "O.K., that's the way to go. Bring We stare back up at those dorm pack of Kools and the daily sixer of calls us over and says he's miffed that softball girls are getting a kick out of on Sacramento State!." bellows Kla­ faces and flash a determined grin. Lowenbrau. We are young men who only a few of us bothered to show up. it too. pausing to watch our fearless zak, referring to one of USFs grid­ It's going to be all right. very desperately want to hear 30.000 Not to make the worst of everything, QB pay for his crimes. screaming fans erupt in a green and Klazak notes that there are exactly Klazak gets us into our plays next. gold, cheer as the Football Dons 10 of us today, excluding the three He puts me on the line today as Intramural Basketball Standings As of March 20, 1981 throw an 80-yard touchdown bomb aspiring quarterbacks. So. explains center. I'm not very big for a typical Coach Klazak with a gleam in his through the Kezar sky. football center (only 67". and 215 Under graduate Division 1: Balala's 3-1 eye. "we can work with a full I l-man We dream of that as we cross lbs.), but that's an essential problem Average White Players 5-0 Sue Pack Attack 2-1 offense, go through a few plays, and Parker Avenue and descend onto with USF football: size. Our small L&M 4-0 K.C. II 2-2 give each of the quarterbacks a good Loyola Field. We wonder where line won't provide good protection K.C.I 1-3 workout. Now line up for calisthen­ Team Tuna 4-0 everybody is. It's March 12 and the for a quarterback dropping back to Moments of Reflection 0-1 ics!!" Triggy Happy 3-2 USF-Kansas St. basketball game is pass against a defensive line with Amazing Fruit Bats II 3-2 Foreign Legion 0-2 just a few hours away. Most of us Klazak is a character. Fuzzy 6'6". 270 lb. monster components. Cal Sigma , 2-2 Soccers 0-3 blond hair and a walrus moustache would rather be in the Grog saturat­ So we rely on our above-average Menehunes 3-2 The Island Hoppers 0-4 accentuate this short, stocky fireball ing ourselves with some Budweisers speed to pull off a quick running Fulton Meat & Liquor Co. ... 2-3 with the biting sense of humor. First play via the option. It is either that or Volleyball in preparation for the big TV game Toxic Shock 2-4 he puts us through groin stretches, total embarrassment. Cuipd Mayonaise 3-1 from L.A. Most of us are. Immoral Minority 0-4 walking amongst us as he explains Those of us who did show up are So we've got the basic option Buckeyes 0-5 Grog 4-0 the amazing story of Chip Ballsack. Tazmanian 2-1 busy putting on our cletes while sur­ plays to the left and right, and if we No Names 0-4 veying the murky grey clouds above. a great, though fictitious collegiate really want to be razzle-dazzle, we Jag's 2-1 football stud who was a great A lot of us hope it rains so we can go can resort to such flashy maneuvers Undergraduate Division II Truter 2-1 athlete. However, the young back to our dorms and screw around as the "Reverse Option" and the Marty's Mad Bombers 3-0 Casual Ts 2-2 in ways opposite from the strict mili­ Ballsack never did do his groin "Disco Hustle." People's Liberation 0-3 stretches, and thus earned the name Big, Bad, & the Studly 3-0 taristic regimentation of a football "Walk!! Blue 15!! Blue 15!!Go!!." Go Nads 0-3 "Chip." T. Grey & the Miracles 3-0 practice. shouts the quarterback, and in his Nocturnal Emissions 0-3 PRO-LIFE S YMPOSIUM Now There's No Excuse. U.S. CONGRESSMAN

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FRIDAY, APRIL 3 ADMISSION 8:30 pm $2.00 Advance ticket sales at ASUSF News Stand First Floor, Univ. Center ALSO SPEAKING Nellie Gray, J.D. President — March For Life Comittee-Washington D.C. USF Sponsored by: Co-Curricular Council and Students for Life of USF Please send me your catalog NJ Additional Pro-Life Activities Address. Pro-Life Outdoor Forum Local FTo-Life Speakers ( itv .State. .Zip. Harney Plaza, USF Thursday, April 2 11am - 1pm March 6, 1981i N€WS- Is Lone Mountain Four Students Throw Themselves Into ASUSF Presidential Race by John S. Hudnall ASUSF organized activities with a lips. "I would sec rm role as a stu­ The political wheels are churning promise of something in return. Stu­ dent advocate in my relations with once again on the USF campus. dent government is to serve, not to the faculty and the administration." Campaign posters plaster every prosper. Phillips is also anxious to formu­ crack and crevice ofthe Hilltop, with Patrick McNicholas — Business late a student fund-raising commit­ so many names to remember and de­ Major: Patrick McNicholas, candi­ tee to finance funds for a new cipher, it's enough to boggle the date for ASUSF President, had a complex at USF. featuring tennis most collegiate of minds. look of concern on his face: courts, racquetball. and a swimming It's ASUSF election time again. A "ASUSF isn't aggressive enough pool. spring fever of speeches and issues It's a good organization on paper, "I'm looking for a positive change and conflict that will be partially de­ but you have to back it up with ac­ in ASUSF to look towards the fu­ cided with the ASUSF primary elec­ tion." ture, not just for present students. tions on April I and 2. and fully McNicholas is a 1979 graduate of but for future students of USF as settled with the ASUSF final elec­ Jesuit Loyola College Preparatory well." tions on April 8 and 9. and has a long list of involvement in Victor I me-Ukeje—Junior. Ac­ There are a multitude of positions USF, including a term as freshman counting Maior: Victor Ume-Ukeje to be voted upon by the USFstudent President, Activities Chairperson. is currently the president of the In­ —™»™-^^—^^~^^m^m^mmm*ammmmm^ mmmwrnmrnmaam. • **HVS/**M Saw body, and they are: ASUSF Presi­ Co-Curricular Chairperson, mem­ ternational Students Association, a Dr. Anne Dolan faced angry Lone Mountain Residents at a meeting held dent. ASUSF Vice-President, ber of the Student Services Commis­ member of the ASUSF Senate, a to discuss the Commons shut-down. ASUSF Treasurer, Activities Chair­ sion, member of the Finance member of the SPECIAL commit­ Commission, and a member of the Continued from From person, three Senator-at-Large posi­ tee, a chairperson forthe (iovernor's tions, and Senior, Junior, and ASUSF executive council. the feelings of the students she re­ they're concerned about (USF) al­ Committee, and a chief coordinator Sophomore class presidents. "My main goal is the student plied, "we do consider the students' ready lacking in the services." Ac­ of the International Week just past. body, said McNicolas. "There are feelings— that's why I'm here now". cording to Dr. Dolan the WASC There are four young men running "USF is an international school." too many factions in the student However, it appears that the deci­ was not informed of this change. for ASUSF President. They are observes Ume-Ukeje. I want to body, and it only serves to weaken it. sion has already been made. Accord­ Campy Holton, Patrick McNicho­ bring a friendly correlation betwen Other students wondered aloud We must strengthen the unity, ing to Director of Housing Peter las, Sam Philips, and Victor Ume- foreign and international students. about the reason for the meeting. power, and enthusiasm ofthe whole Wiese, "unless I get between $350 Ukeje. It's the Foghorn's pleasure to We have so much to learn from each "Dr. Dolan, I get the impression that student body. That's a key to the effi­ and $400 from each Lone Mountain introduce you to them. other." I'm talking to a wall," stated Woy­ ciency of ASUSF. resident by next week, the decision witka. Campy Holton—Junior; Business Ume-Ukeje. one ofthe 39 students stands." Major: Campy Holton has unexpec­ Sam Phillips — Junior; Govern­ (USF) on the "Who's Who In Amer­ Some ofthe students the Foghorn ment Major: In his political career at Students expressed anger at not tedly put his name on the ballot for ica" list of distinguished college stu­ talked to after the meeting felt it was' USF, Sam Phillips has served as being let in on the decision earlier. ASUSF President because. "I want dents said, "There is no harmony pointless, since the decision has al­ Sophomore Class President, and is "It is typical USF—they decide mat­ to get ASUSF out of the hands of between ASUSF and the student ready been made. Other students currently the ASUSFs Vice-Presi­ ters before they consult the stu­ those who have been in ASUSF for body. ASUSF must show more ob­ claimed the meting was useless, since the past three years. They've lost the dent. Phillips thinks his mainadvan- dents," stated one resident. they couldn't extract any useful in­ jectivity in its decision-making. idea that ASUSF is for the students, tage over the other candidates is his ASUSF must be more accountable Some residents' inquiries about formation, such as a more specific and not for ASUSF. I'm on the out­ knowledge of administration per­ for itself and show more indepen­ the future of Lone Mountain dormi­ cost breakdown explaining why the side looking in." sonnel. dence." tories: "Is closing the residency the University must close the "Com­ "I was on the WASC evaluative next step?" asked Ron Woywitka. mons." Most students seemed glad Holton is a 1978 graduate of St. Committee, and one ofthe problems "When are we going toclose the Uni­ for the opportunity to confront ad­ Ignatius College Preparatory and SS «S BS «3 *£& KS BB I« £M B3 JSS£ that came out was that there was not versity?", inquired McLaughlin. ministrators, but felt "the meeting has been a resident of San Francisco enough student representation in the Another student asked, "Isn't the was a big waste of time." for the past seven years. "I've got a better feel for this city institutional structures," said Phil­ closing of the commons just a play to Towards the close of the fiery and for the Jesuit tradition of educa­ facilitate closing the residency?" meeting, the Foghorn took a poll of tion," explained Holton, who feels Dr. Dolan responded, "No it isn't. the forty or so residents left in the he is more acquainted with USF and (r, We hope to keep it open." However, dining hall, asking the question its surrounding community than the she did concede that a floor or so "how many of you will return to other three candidates. might have to be closed later on. Lone Mountain next semester with­ Teachers Former ASUSF Academic VP out the "Commons"?" Not one stu­ Holton's main concern, if elected Marilyn Jenne asked if "the WASC dent raised a hand. president, is to "coordinate activities was informed of this move since that the students would really enjoy. Too many times in the past has the Spanish and Cantonese Speaking

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eral Arts and Sciences has taken ac­ special meeting between him and the Assoc. D*>*n fo Assoc. Dean tor Ass-uc. Dean for Assoc. Dean for Assoc. Dean for tion." the grievance continues, "to entire faculty, after it had been ap­ Division Ii Dlvlsi- Division III: Division IV: Division Vt Philosophical. Unqji-j-P, Literature Social Sciences Mathematical, Siolooical and sinp the current department chair­ proved by the President. Harnett Psychological, Co—unlcatior.s. Fine (Economics, Govt., Physical and Chemical Sciences and ftslicjious Arts, and Physical History, Mil. Sci. Computer Science

men of then duties and assign ihosc said lhat the faculty was not con­ • Sociology) duties to management personnel, sulted in advance because hedid not hence removing the position of de­ want io start arguments if the Presi­ Technical Support Technics 1 Supp * partment chairman Irom the bar­ dent would have vetoed such a plan Staff gaining unit anyway. "Reiving on law and precedent." "The plan will deal with our cur­ Directors of Allied Program I ehmann told thc Foghorn. "w« feel rent thin management structure." • St. Ignatius Institute the l'niversilv cannot unilaterally said thc Dean Thc new layer ol ad­ Asst. Dean for Academic - ftachelor of Tine Arts decide to eliminate the Chairman's ministration, hc said, "will allow for Services and Advlsino, - Expository writing Progra - World English Center function better management and more long- - TOST "You cannot stnp a Chairman of range planning and evaluation." his function and assign them to man­ "There will be an enhanced level Professional Staff Assistants agement and then say that Chairmen of cooperation between depart­ for Academic Servicer | arc still in thc bargaining unit," the ments." Harnett said. "Tradition has Advising faculiv Association 1'icsidenl said exacerbated a problem where de­ This chart depicts Dean Harnett's proposed reorganization plan for the College of Arts and Sciences. "The University faculiv mav still partments have become self-protec­ elect Chairmen." said thc Dean tive " "But ihev wouldn't have the same Thc Dean said that cross-listing of Campus Ministry managerial functions " courses would be possible (e.g. being Vandals Tear Up S.I. Lawn 'Search Committee' Formed flu* College of Science Executive* able to receive Government credit by John S. Hudnall dent officer, says that the "I" lot Council letter claims that bv altering for a Historv class). It was discovered carly Monday parking pavement near the damaged A seven member "search working conditions, thc I'nivt-iMtv Harnett said the I'niversity might morning that an unknown person or lawn was dry thc night ofthe vandal­ committee" has been appointed by is violating thc collective bargaining combine classes in related fields. An persons wrecklessly drove their car ism, so despite thc heavy rains in the Father President to find a agreement In addition, the letter International Studies major, for across thc grassy lawn between two days previous, there was no way replacement for Fr. Thomas Splain, suggests ihai "Ii would be inappiop- example, would utilize professors Campion and St. Ignatius Church, the car could have skidded onto the S.J.. as director of the Campus riate and counterproductive lor the from many departments. causing severe tire mark damage lawn unless the driver was driving Ministry. The team is comprised of lacullv Association members to When asked if this would reduce into the wet ground. recklessly to begin with. Thc extent William Becker. S.J., Campus applv .is Associate Deans. the number of professors teaching The incident occurred sometime of damage to the lawn also indicates Ministry; Paul Belcher. S.J., Rector, The plan has raised thc ire of evei v upper-diwsion courses in already between late Sunday night and the that the driver acted deliberately. Jesuit community; Sr. Clarissa department Chairman. "Maybe I existing departments. Harnett early predawn hours of Monday. "Yash" Yashnitsky. Director of Goeckner, Resident Religious, have not been skillful in stressing the agreed "that might well happen " Public Safety officials have no clue Public Safety, warned of imprison­ Phelan 5; Sam Phillips. ASUSF Vice-President, UC 402; Stephanie oppoitunities of the proposal." said Harnett said "It takes a lot of time as to possible suspects, but they have ment to the offenders should they be Schmidt. Campus Ministry; Ms. Hamclt "I'm disappointed that to do this:" thus. Associate Deans concluded that the tire marks on the convicted. Sally Seybold, School of Nursing evcryOM sees onlv di*.ad\anlaj:es " and not faculty are required. The lawn are an act of deliberate vandal­ "This is just as serious as breaking lacullv. and Theodore Taheny, SJ.. The Dean said thai "the plan as ot Dean said that Chairmen now teach ism, rather than an accidental loss of a window." said Yashnitsky," espe­ and chairman of the committee yet is not sunk in concrete." and only •) units while other professors control of the car. cially in terms of dollars. The person Dean, Evening College. talks between thc faculty councils teach 12 Ted Brooker. a Public Safety stu­ who did this could go to jail." SENIORS. •£. DON'T MISS THE BOAT ! / f*^ __ -v- WHAT'S THEF SENIOSFNIOR PLEDGFPLEDGE? It's a fund raising program that is part ofthe University's Annual Fund. Seniors who participate join lhe alumni and friends ofthe University in helping to make up the difference bet item tuition income and the true cost of operating the University each year. HOW DOES THE SENIOR PLEDGE WORK? Participants in the Senior Pledge, now in its fourth year, agree to make a gift of $5 each year for three years following graduation. WHAT GOOD DOES MY $5 DO? Your $5 gift, when added to the thousands of other gifts USF receives each year, helps pni/ tin light hill and buys new books forthe library. It also helps the University keep its faculty salaries com petit in. WHAT DO I GET IF I JOIN? The satisfaction of knowing you are doing your part, just as students and ISF SENIOR PI.KIH.K alumni over the last 125 years before you have done theirs. Their contributions hurt- made USF a better place for you. Your's will make it a better place for students who come after you. 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