COLUMBIA BRINGS AT LOEW'S COLUMBIA BATTING, PATTING GREAT HURST "THE GOOD PROVIDER" PART OP PILtt STORY BUSINESS Colleen Moore, Due to Reduce "The Good Provider," a Play Twelve Pounds, Then Gain With "Dad" as Its Hero, Cos¬ Twenty, Between Scenes, mopolitan Production, Opens Wails Anguish. for Week. *VE read Helen# Chadwck's Today advice to women about how charm and human force to get photographed with¬ that Fannie Hur»t. the noted out pain," said Colleen Moore THEshort-story writer, put into "but she didn't mention anything her famous screen classic, "Hu- to fit my case Oh dear! I'm moresque," has a counterpart In"" simply miserable!" Miss Hurst's latest story for "What's the trouble?" was the screen. "The Oood Provider," asked. which will be given its first "That terrible Rupert Hughes " "Washington showings at Loew's said Colleen. "I think he's Just Columbia Theater this afternoon, too mean for words." Where It will continue as the "Why." was suggested, "he has featured attraction for the full said the nicest things about you Week. besides making you the leading "The Oood Provider" was woman in two of his pictures. He adapted from Miss Hurst's story has said you have the brightest by , the famous future of any young woman in director of "Humoresque." and motion pictures, that you are a Vera Gordon, the outstanding star and." ¦tar of that great claasic, has the "Oh dear!" Colleen repeated. leading role of "The Good Pro¬ "And I really like him too, but I vider" in association with Dore can't help feeling he might have Davidson. The supporting cast is written some other sort of role splendid and Includes such well- for me than the one in this new known players as Vivienne Os¬ picture "The Bitterness of borne, Miriam Battlsta (the child Sweets." of "Humoresque," William Collier "Women talk of the difficulties * Jr., John Roche (formerly of the GARRICK of reducing. Well, look what I've Garrick Players of 1920). and Sakesy Alive! been having to do.lose twelve many others. "Enter Madame" pounds In two weeks, just because Mr. has made me Vera Gordon and Dore David¬ I I.D A VARESI and WhaVll These Hughes scrawny Q Dolly in the picture. I weighed '10 son appear in this story as the Bryne's delightful comedy, mother and father of the BIs- Folks Do Next? when I started and now I'm down "Enter Madame," will be the at¬ to four to lose wanger family, who have a small fPHE other day in a certain 102, pounds yet traction of the Oarrick and three to lose them business near New York which, Players studio: Voice from days In. yells I'm a But Mr as the years pass, makes them opening with the performance to¬ perfect fright. cutting: room, "Ruth, what that's fairly prosperous. The children, morrow night. Hughes says Just what he did you do with the two feet wants. Here's diet.which growing up, are consumed by a This my production which enjoyed you cut off of 'The Baby' to be 'die-et.' How desire to move to New York and ought spelled one year on Broadway and Is this mix in faster company. The fulj morning?" could anyone survive that!" father attempts to keep his busi¬ now running in London has just Visitor, who is beinc taken Colleen handed over a slip of on which was ness going by commuting to and been released for stock production. through, in surprise: "Good¬ paper printed: "Breakfast.one-half grape fruit, from New York, but the demands It tells a most interesting story of ness gracious! They oven one thin slice toast, one cup coffee. made by his children soon exceed a great crisis in'the life of a torture them in the movies!" grand "Lunch.fruit salad with French the income that the self-sacrific¬ opera star. "Madame" is called Then from Ruth: "Oh, and father is able to draw from upon to choose between her love dressing, crackers glass lemon¬ ing Mabel, dear, I threw them in ade. his business. for her art and her inherent affec¬ the ash can; 1 thought you. The final demand upon him is tion for family life and love. How "Dinner.lean meat -with one didn't want them any more." vegetable, but no dry for a $10,000 dowry, without she makes the choice before a near potatoes, toast and tea." Which it is said a young New tragedy enters her life is a theme "Ha' Ha!" York business man will not marry of gripping interest. continued Colleen Pearl, the daughter of the fam¬ The play offers Wanda Lyon the Great Falls Park mlrthleifcly. "And after that, ily. Heart-broken, the old man most ambitious role she has had what do you think? Well, after that I have a few scenes and tl.en goes to his room determined to in her Washington career. Miss I have to OK end his life, but a sudden turn Lyon will enact the character of Opening Tuesday gain twenty pounds. Mr. is of fortune's wheel saves him "Madame" in which Gilds Varesi FALLS PARK opens yes, Hughes going to stop ¦MM*""**-4 seA*Z everything and send me to a rr.llk fiom thin acl *n< restores he attained footllght eminence, and COAXEi-TMe CITY for the season Memorial Day, comfort Earle CURi5 G'IKAT farm, where I've got to Just staff family It* peace snd Foxe will be seen as the hus¬ and the park management is myself with milk. And I hat* back In the country and far from band, a role that won stellar ^ ? making preparation* to receive a I the distractions of ^ew York. honors for Norman Trevor. Ada r#ord crowd. The -park will fea¬ milk. And he says must simnly drown In It because its ex Meade has h part Ideally suited to ture all The aitractions that have myself Chaney Displays holding up production un her talents and GeraUl Oliver proved MD popular in the past and pensive til I get fat enough for the char Revel at Smith, Frank DuFrane, Dorothy free ila iinK will as usual be one Crowds McGraw, Sara Farrar, Mrs. Charles Nerve in New Role of the outstanding amusements of acter. He says I've got to weigl B. 118 before I can leave the farm. Handford, Edward Trusheim and IN'DOMITABLK will power and this popular outdoor recreution Beach the other "They talk about dramatit Chesapeake favorites will be seen. a to ground. determination go through actresses having to work for sue TH O IT s a NDS visited Chesa Producer George Henry Trader with task he no Boating. fishing, shady picnic any essays, cess. There's one sure thing that Beach, the nearby promises an excellent mounting how difficult It Is grounds, the historic falls of the peake matter may he. no dramatic actress Is to anii some elaborate wardrobes are . "the of the supposed Maryland bay resort, yester¬ one of the basic secrets of Lon Potomac Nia^ra certain to Interest feminine | South and the remnants of expand and contract herself like day for the gala opening of the pat Chanev's striking success In the board rons. Washington's an accordion as I have to do .eason The picturesque motion picture field, a gradually George engineering hav There will be sn extra skill in the mill and "Society women talk about walk, situated over the water, was holiday increasing success which has Just runal, foundry matinee ing to do a little reducing and veritable fairyland last night on Tuesday afternoon and been crowned his elevation to lie built. prove attractive alike to j * by make quite a fuss over it. -Here countless electric lights stud after this week, the Tuesday mati¬ the I'niversal-Jewel tourist and pleasure seeker. Great with atardom In I've got to shrink twelve pour.d» towers of the pleasure nee will be one of the regular per Kail.*' Park is reached by a delight¬ ding the production. "The Trap." then on order formances at the Garrick. I ful i ide through the Vlrginiu coun¬ and expand twenty places. His staying powers are well illus¬ Before I began acting for Uie cam¬ The derby racer, the trated In the following of the tryside. and the fast train service giant story era I though all an actress had to the shooting gal of "The In which makes the outing an incomparable merry-go-round, METROPOLITAN making Penalty," do was walk around in front of the bowling alleys, the the role of the day's pleasure. lerles. Chaney played crip- the lens, wear good-looking clothes and the other "Trouble" Gouverneur the au- paddle booths, pie. Morris, and look as charming as possible were in full opera¬ Metropolitan The¬ had amusements ^RANDALL'S thor, give up hope of having But It seems to me that all 1 am tion Ralph Garren's Jazz orches ater for the week beginning his story screened, due to the im¬ this Ada Meade Gives ever Rsked to do is make myself tra served up music for free danc¬ afternoon will present Jackie possibility of anyone except an ab¬ hideous." Coogan in "Trouble." Jackie LOEWS PALACE superlatively ing. Saltwater bathing, fishing, solute cripple to play the role. Colleen sighed despondently In Coogan is a lad with a of boating and picnicking shady person¬ Chaney was called in. At first the Af^nes Ayrcs Analysis Play "I wonder," she added, "if IT the bay were ality, a real grasp of dramatic I author was but A ONES AVRKSromes to Loew's groves overlooking skeptical, upon ADA MFADK, talented sl'iRer ever be assigned to one of thos* In. values and a genius for screen shown the work of "the the week and pastimes indulged being frog" Palace Theater for , actress of the Girrlck '|*>rfect lady' parts where I can The celebration expression In "The Miracle Man" he was con- in "The is a gay opening lieglnning today Ordeal,". I'lavers, student of wear gorgeous clothes and li«ok Will continue through Tuesday, In "Trouble" he assumes the vinced. <>f E. she I'aul Powell's pieturlnation psychoanalysis. Furthermore beautiful, so to speak, all the '/my Decoration Day. Trains will leave role of a little orphan who has a "He'll do Put we will have to Somerset Maugham's first original claims that if some of the l'road- time an through!'^ the District Line for the beach tough trying to get let him drug his legs on the floor screen story. Miss Ay res is sup¬ way managers understood this today at 0 and 11 a m. and even break from a world that behind him,," said Morris. ported hy Conrad N'agel Clarence subject they would have turn* d 2, 2:30, 4:45, and 8 p. m. On seems callous to his rights. "Nothing doing," was Chaney's Burton, Edward Sutherland, Adele down "Flnter Madame." a success Plans While the Glen Echo Decoration Day trains will be run picture affords its retort. "I'll play the part as you Karrington. Kdw.ud Martindel, that rolled up a huge fortune for at 8, 9:30, 10:30, and 11:3c ft. m. Juvenile star opportunity for wrote It.without legs.if I have to Claire IUiBrey and others. Hrock Pemberton, the managre:* for Record Crowd . nd 1:30. 2:30, 3, 4:40, and « p. m. pathos, it also has highly humor¬ cut them off." "The Ordeal" reveals Miss Ayrcs who wa.» lucky enough to produce ous intervals. The fem¬ is Additional trains will be operated principal So for three weeks Chaney prac¬ us the wife of an elderly It. Here is the way she analyzes A RECORD hreaking crowd inine role young If there is sufficient demand. Is played by Gloria ticed walking on his knees In a physician who Is consumed with the reasons for the luccess of the expected at Qlen Echo and a prominent contrib¬ own Hope, leather harness of his design. jealousy over his wife's friend¬ famous Gilda Varesi play: Memorial Day and the utory character is delineated by The mannerisms, the movements, ship for another practitioner of "Feminine psychologv some¬ management has tnade arrange¬ KEITH'S Wallace Beery. Queenlo, the dog everi the the hun- f feelings of helpless her own age. The wife tolerates thing only a woman fucompre¬ ments to take care of the as Jackie's genius, appears again cripple he knew her husband in order to furnish hends, is the cornertton® Of the dreds of out of town visitors A Peggy Wood inseparable pal the wa* readv to of this will be a Finally, picture m varaHHBMBBi ¦ financial support to h< i crippled success exquisite play," feature of the day As a companion feature will be "shoot." was to PEOOY WOOD, the I Chaney perfect In W>(\ SULKS-THE COUNTRY BOftfi sister and morally weak brother she says The peculiar charm of matinee dance 4 p. m. mid .pRETTY shown a two-reel comedy. his but was warned doc¬ Glen star who wss a hit in "Going "Step part, by and when her husband dies she the leading character is duo to the night, with music by the featuring handsome not tTp," "Odds and Ends," and other Forward," tors to remain In the harness finds he has left her his fortune author's frank expression of the Echo Orchestra, under the direc Ben Turpln, who has not been more than seven minutes at a time. a woman's mind. No Broadway successes, will be one of CRANDALL'S on condition that she does not workings of tion of A. Oehlmann. * seen In a Bennett farce since A few days later some of the a woman cou id have con¬ the the four headltneers of the B. F. marry again The story makes one but Those who visit popular "Bright Eyea." The program more intense scenes were being "Second Hand Rose" that situation Keith Theator bill this week, com¬ clear the battle the girl waxes be¬ ceived delightful park will note many improve¬ mencing at the matinee torhorrow. will be completed by short filmt shot and both star and director THREE photodramas of distinct where the wife restored her hus¬ ments, the coaster has been he lit tween duty to her brother and Miss Wood will head her Four and orchestral contributions under forgot to keep track of the time. interest will presented band after very nearly losina him greatly enlarged, and now gives N. CYandall's Theater during the week sister and her love for the young Buddies, with Harold bevy. The IViirskey. Ten, eleven, twelve minutes passed, forever, agrees that she will give a zippy ride of mere than 4,000 of 28. On Sunday, Monday doctor who excited her husband's act consists of special songs and and suddenly Chaney fell over with May up her operatic work arid nlwsys feet. A new $4,000 organ has and will be shown re¬ lealousy, and how she finally dances, the whole being garnished MOORE'S RIALTO a scream of pain. Physicians were Tuesday remain at home with htm. only to been Installed on the carrousel, STRAND versal's new "Second reaches a happy solution of the With beautiful snd lux¬ summoned and the harness re¬ production, gain his consent to the wniln- where have been lowered scenery Hand in which Gladys problem. prices urious Investiture. "The Trap" moved, but Chaney did not move. "Dance Hits' Rose," uanc<> of her career by the mom for the children. At the midway, The doctors It a case of Walton Is the pictured star. Another'topnotcher will be the is heralded as one of pronounced today the Strand delicate and refreshing feminine a new feature, "The Rocking ^y^HAT and ordered JJKQINN1NG On Wednesday, Constance Tal little Princess of Ragtime, Ruth the unusual picture.* of the partial paralysis Theater will feature "Bits of Chevy Chase Lake. subletles. Plga," hss been added. and fur¬ to madge will he the pictured star m Miss Roye will offer her year, replete with pathos, fission Chaney give up the part unless order to gratify the wishes of "Rvery woman, be she ever so nishes more fun than a barrel Roye. Dance Hits," a special offering de- the hill in her latest comedy hit, JN' cleverest syncopation characterl and child-love, is announced for he he wished to actually become a the dancing fans of the city. phlegmatic, must see something of of monkeys. Many of the smaller ns of Follies." Friday and gallons. Still others of the stel- presentation ot Moora's fll.ilto hopeless cripple. Chaney spent the perilled n radium of T«f|ifleh- "Polly the Chevy Chase Lake will for her own methods in the charming have also been put Saturday, Thomas Melghan will open amusements lsr quartet will be Kate Ellnore Theater for the week beginning rest of the day on a couch In the orean splendor presented by a afternoon dancing Decoration vagaries of the temperamental and the now ranks succeed to the position of stellar Hay, In shape, park and Sam Williams in their funny today. "The Trap" is the title studio snd at 9 o'clock the next quintet of lively steppers. Others sturting promptly at 1:30. opera singer, and It I* naf«* to with the best In the country. resumed his harness eminence on the program in "The 1922 version of "Wanted, a Cook." of this Universal production, and morning Souvenirs are also to he given. sav that every married man who I lancing on week nights Im from That Is Lon appearing will Include 'he Ktvwana ISachelor Daddy," his new Para¬ Miss Ellnore snd her familiar talented Lon Chaney, who needs Chaney.he doesn't a bo* of Mary Sweet candles to views the play must se« something H to 11 with the Olen Echo know what means Duo, versatile Oriental (?yniiia«ts, mount release. hand-slap at her audience is as no Introduction to Rialto patrons, It to quit. "The every lady present. However, of his wife, so clearly has the orchestra furnishing the music Penalty" made motion his¬ In sensational native elusive popular and amusing as ever Is said to score a triumph !n the picture pastimes: souvenirs are but an a.lded attrac¬ author drawn for us intt There Is good car service to and tory, hut his wonderful work In n George be Mslre, the well known stellar role Mardn anil Home, In "A Collision Films Real Races tion for even without them one something, that for want of from the park, that production Is far excelled musical comedy comedian. Is one , Others api*arlng in the cast by of Pun:" the Ollbart Sister* Mid WON Jack Plckfortl left Holly couTd be sure erhy and the Manhattan Handi¬ music starts The two big pavil¬ Gllda Varesi made ^RANDALL'S has and Frank featured attraction at Moore's Joy," a combination of melodies, and It | TIIEATKR this aprinu one of his typical farces, "At the Irene Klch Oanipeau. cap In New York, he look wiih him ions with their absolutely fault¬ success In this production, Added features will Includn Kldu- Rlalto Theater all week, beginning music and HtnileN; Allman and Har¬ In l/ondon been t-qulpped with the lateat Im Dentist's." Others will he Wells, half a car of camera equip¬ less dancing floors are avowedly Is now being presented today. special The ventllat Virginia snd West as "Two Jolly uatlonal's production, which has vey, two l>oyn loaded down with ment needed to properly photo¬ the finest this city offers. Mey^r by the original commnv. proved type of Typhoon created much comment the of the this week Tsrs and a Girl;" Moody and among humorous bits. graph the stirring raoe scenes of Davis music and Pete Macias' production play ing system, completing the metal "How to Grow nnrt marks its Duncan In their novel "Opera and woman, Thin," Ct'MMINO Is a The photodrnmatlc nff^iliiirs will these two turf classics. These orchestra afford genuine dance- by the ffarrlck Players la'ion of this unfailing means of Jar*. Inc."; Mme. Varady and iom- the Fox News. Special ^roheatral jy>nOTHVnative of Australia Hhe be "Pilgrims of thj Night," every day In the week. release for stock purposes Wanda play scenes will he interpolated In delight insuring low temperatures In all o( puny IB s genuine novelty: Jack numbers under the Jlrertlnn of ed with 'Cyril Maud In "Orumpy" adapted from an oppenhelm story, Jauk'a first special production for Something big promised for Lyon will play the role in which his and Guatav Hlnrlchs will the with de attained the six Crandall theaters in Wash Hanley snd funny sticks, complete and "^hoel for Scandal.' Hhe a Ian Rubye llenier and Lewla I'nlted Artiata, "liarriaon'a Kiuluti" Friday night toe.to lie announced Miss Vart^i (oollight U.s usual house additions. program. playeu the lead In "Tlgar. Tiger.'1 8. 8tone heading the oast. by nama. * later. eminence. ington during the summer months