Eastern Progress Eastern Progress 1952-1953
Eastern Kentucky University Year 1953
Eastern Progress - 02 May 1953
Eastern Kentucky University
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Volume 30 Saturday, May 2, 1953 Number 9 I-. I; M. S. 'Pinafore' Honors Day For Women Observed; Presented Dr. O'Donnell Speaker At Ceremony iBroolcs, Ketzner 12 Juniors To Collegiate Pentacle; .ead Cast 19 Freshmen Tapped for CWENS | Under the direction of Frances Honors Day for Women-of East- pPherson as director of produc- ern State College was observed at Vasne Venettozzi as director Qualification Test the assembly hour this morning .-the chorus, and Thomas J. in the Hiram Brock Auditorium. Be as director of the orchestra, Reminder Issued Twelve junior women were tap- music department's ' "Pina- ped for membership into the Col- ' turned out to be a very By Gen. Hershey legiate Pentacle, honorary society venture. Gilbert and for senior women, and 19 women Ivan's comic operetta was Major General Lewis B. - Her-! from the freshman class were tap- shey Director of Selective Ser-jped for Cwens, national honorary ited on April 24 at 2:00 p. 1 and on April 28 at 8:00 p. m. vice, today reminded college stu-1 society for sophomore women, in the Hiram Brock Auditorium. dents that applications for the "> Impressive ceremony conducted May 21 Selective Service College bv the ««*cers of the two groups. Iding the cast were Huey CLYDE WHITE oks and Hannah Ketzner. The BLANCHE McCOUN Qauilification Test must be sub- Dr. W. F. O'Donnell, Eastern mitted to the Educational Test- president, spoke briefly on the character parts were parti- subject, "Jewels" in recognition of |larly good and the chorus ex- Clyde White, Blanche McCoun ing Service, Princeton, New Jer- sey, not later than midnight May the work of the young women on fcnti the campus as leaders in the dif- le story is as follows: Some Chosen King, Queen of 1953 Prom 11. ferent groups. He said, "As Alma le before Act I opened, Ralph, The May 21 test is primarily for Mater to those who are still on tho yed by Huey Brooks has fal- Clyde White and Blanche Mc- Milestone, member of YWCA and students prevented by Illness or campus, Eastern is deeply interest- 1n love with Josephine, played Coun were recently chosen as King the Wesley Foundation. Miss Me- other emergencies from taking the ed In all of her students. However ant! Queen of the 1953 Junior Coun was 1950 Homecoming test April 2S, but General Her- much our hearts are lightened and Hannah Ketzner, the daughter shey emphasized that this did not [his commanding officer, Cap- Prom, wtych will he held in Wal- Queen, 1953 Snowball Queen, and made, glad by the presence of those nut Hall of the Student Union on ROTC sponsor of the First Bat- bar any- qualified student from who merit and should have our I nCorcoran, played by Henry taking the test If Ms applica- |>rtiersa. Likewise, Little Butter- May 8, from 9:00 to 1:00.' Music talion. praise and commendation here we for the annual spring formal dance .„„H , . .. „. , tion is mailed before the deadline. are fully conscious of the fact that played by Joan Scholle, a will be furnished by the Double-K ,^„„ „ JcL e „? I," d He also stressed that students Dm peddler-woman, has fallen 0ueen are Tomm not all the deserving can be re- orchestra. Seniors will be admit- S, y McAnallen, whowh. havehavB a_ certificatecertlfiCotp of admisadmi8 . cognized by any one program. love with the captain himself. ted free Winchester, Tommy Holbrook, Many fine young people will not 0 1 J eas slon for April 23 test which they sa pride, however, stands in Mr. White, junior from Rich- fl? ™ ^ . * *•«?• Bowen,\N>- failed to use on the assigned date be recognized today." i' way of the natural inclina- mond, is president, of the Junior ££ ££& eS5S£"&Si 22" must submit new applications If |>M of both the Corcorans to class, business manager of The fnce Tanner Obertin Oh o, Shir- "Life shapes us by the way we 0 H rd J nn le Chat they wish to take the May 21 test. react to it. It can't help us in ciprocate Ralph's and Butter- Progress, president of Kapoj ^ ^ illJ ^ ^ ? . „ . - The old certificates, he pointed spite of ourselves and without the p's affections. The Captain has, A hland and Nancy Harrt1 Pi "fraternity, vice-president of Harlan.E?/,, f ' - out, will not admit a student to individual's concern for his own i fact been arranging a mar rage KYMA, and a member of th? the May 21 test. self-improvement. There is certin- |tween his daughter and Sir Milestone staff. ' Crownbearers will be Patricia General Hershey said the May ly no one present today who should Porter, First Lord of the Miss McCoun, junior from Emi- Whitaker and Harry Dean Whit- 21 test will be the last test this despair of his her future if he ralty, played by Martin Ara- nence, is assistant editor of the aker, Jr., both of Richmond. [has the will to train for his job. , who is of the social class TTie student may obtain a new"' One always has his laboratory for above the Corcorans. One-Act Plays application from any Selective self-improvement with him and no Chen Act I opens, the sailors Club Holds Service local board. The applica- limits have yet been set upon tho merrily preparing the ship for To Start May II tion blanks should Le submitted power of the human mind," Dr. Joseph's inspection. The Dinner Meeting as soon as possible to the Educa- O'Donnell concluded. By THOM McELFRESII New officers for 1953-S4 recog- jnerally happy ^atmosphere on The lights are brightening In tional Testing Service, Princeton, ck is charred by Little But- In Louisville New Jersey, Administrators of nized were: Home Economics Club: BUp's hints of a dark secret Eastern's Little Theatre; the president, Dixie Trapp, Butler; mask and dagger which have the Test, who, in turn, will mail is hiding, by the misanthropic The Louisville Eastern Club met the admission certificate direct vice president, Shirley Dugger, languished since the final per- for a dinner meeting on Tuesday, Corbin; secretary, Denyse Camp- lbling of Dick Deadeye, played formance of Twelfth Night are , to the student. bell, Maysville; treasurer, Ileane Edmund Burke, and by the coming out of retirement; campus ,Ma,rch;31.,„at „the May«ower_Hotel To be eligible to take the Selec- Mayse, Sandy Hook; reporter, ire-lorn plaints of Ralph and theatre is reviving. in Louisville. Mr. and Mrs. Claude .«tive Service College Qualification Frances Wilburn, Gray son; parlia- lephine, Sir Joseph appears, at- Harris Mr and m-. Nnri»rt ™l •* aPPHcant on the testing mentarian, Joy McCreary, Waco. by a train 8t ladies (his The revival comes about each SS. itL %J^/J&&* «**• (D-must be a Selective Ser- spring as Mr. Keith Brooks class Rechtln, Miss Florence Champion, Off-Campus Women's Club: presi- es, who always follow Mm and Miss Minnie Gibbs were In quest deferment as a studnt; (2) dent, Francis Todd, Richmond; vice jerever he goes). He explains In play direction prepares to vice registrant who intends to re- president, Betty Jean Curry, Rich- present its spring series of one- charge of arrangements. Present he became Lord of the from the campus in Richmond were must be satisfactorily pursuing a mond; secretary, Freda Rennix, lty and examines the crew, act plays. The series this year Dr. and Mrs. N. B. Cuff, Mr. Virgil full-time college course under- Richmond; treasurer, Joyce Hack- fly encouraging them to will contain eleven productions, E. Burns, Miss Mary F. McKinney, graduate or graduate, leading to er, Richmond. Drum and Sandal that they are everyone's including two new scripts which Mr. William Tarwater, and Miss a degree; (3) must not previously .Club: president, Betty Ann Crank, except his. Like the cap- will be performed here for the Mary Klug of the faculty and Miss have taken the test. Kenvir; vfee president, Mary Eliz- the if very punctilious, de- first time anywhere. Joan Scholl, Miss Phyllis Piper, Mr. The criteria for consideration abeth Kearns, Paris; secretary- rig polite diction among the The playseries will include such James Winn, and Mr. Holly Chil- for deferment as a student at the treasurer, Joyce Blevina, Ashland. at all times. plays as Trifles, Portrait of A ton from the student body. present time are either a score Women's Recreation Association: president, Beverly Wilson, Rich- ephine finds him insuffer- Madonna, Scenes f om Romeo and After an execellent dinner serv- of 70 or better on the Selective Juliet, Escape by Moonlight, At ed in a private dining room, Miss mond; vice president/ Sondra Bur- and when Ralph pleads his Service College Qualifications Test ton, Ashland; secretary, Sandra i and finally threatens suicide, Lflherty, Night Falls On Spain, Mattie Lou McKinney, Vice-Presi- or class standing among the male Planet X, The Boor, and Short dent of the Eastern Club, presided Sharps, Covington; .treasurer, agrees to elope. The act ends members in the upper hah* of the Dorothy Quisenberry, /Winchester. the general rejoicing of the Story. - . . . over the program. Mr. J. D. Turley freshman class, upper two-thirds iut^lT^s^rSS The series will be given this asked the invocation. Mr. Norbert of the sophomore class, or upper log of Ralph's success; only Rechtln led the group to the sing- Spradlin, Pine Knot; vice president, Deadeye croaks Jus warning year on May 11, 13, and 14. The three-fourths of the Junior class. Faye Kaufman, Louisville; secre- ing of several familiar popular Seniors accepted for admission it their hopes will be frustrated. evenings of May 11, and 13 will songs. Miss McKinney then intro- tary, Leona Morris, McKee; treas- H opens with the.Captain include the performances of four duced the faculty members from to a graduate school satisfy the urer, Geraldine Watson, Middle- < easpair at the demoralization plays in The Little Theatre, SUB. thejeampus, several of whom spoke criteria if they are among the burg. - bas crew and the coldness of The evening of the fourteenth, tne briefly. Mr. Tarwater presented the upper half of the male members . Burnam Hall:, president,. Louise daughter toward Sir Joseph. plays wtQ be given in Eastern's students who gave a musical pro- of their senior class or if they Gullady, Winchester; vice presi- make a score of 75 or batter.. dent, fyancy. Harris, Harlan; sec- tUe Buttereup tries to comfort Arena Theatre on the stage in gram. Miss Scholle sang three 1 Hiram Brock Auditorium. Those numbers, Messrs. Winn and Chil- These criteria are guides for retary, Juhahe Wiedenkamp, Ash- and prophesies a change In land; treasurer, Peggy Kraus, Lou- . But, Sir Joseph, soon ap- will be the first arena plays ton sang three duet numbers and the local boards. The local boards presented at Eastern in ove«- four Miss Piper was accompanist for are not under compulsion to fol- dl: president, Patsy Spoonamore, krs and tells the captain that Stanford; vice president, Joan ephine as toroughly discour- years. the group. low them, but any .local board classification is subject to appeal. Neff, Louisville; secretary, Freda him in his suit; he wishes to The admission for each even- At a short business session the Waggoner, New Albany, Indiana; the math off. The Captain ing will be 25c per person. following officers were elected - The appeal must be filed in writ- ing with the local board within treasurer, Waverly Berry, Warsaw. rgests that perhaps his daugh- President Joe Keller '48; 1st Vice- Indiana. Taung Women's Christian feels herself inferior in social President Henry Baugh '35; Execu- ten days of the date the local Association: president, Georgia Students Presented tive Secretary and Treasurer Mrs. board mails the notice of I-A to Sir Joseph, and urges classification. Williams, Harlan; first vice presi- In Music Recital Claude Harris '40. In adlition to dent, Shirley Pettit, Fort Mitchell- to assure her that inequality ten guests from the campus, the | social rank should not be con- Two students of the music de- second vice president, Dorothy following Alumni, former students, SEVEN INITIATED Thomas, Paris;, secretary, Blanche a barrier to marriage. This partment, Barbara Jane Ball, and friends were present: Miss INTO KAPPA PI Joseph does, not realizing that pianist, and Joan Neff, mezzo Reva Stamper, Miss Pauline Am- Rose McCoun, Smithfleld; treasur- words are as applicable, to Seven new memoers were Initi- er, Edith Ann Taylor, Covington. soprano, gave a joint recital Wed- burgey, Miss Betty J. Smith, Miss ated into the Alpha Alpha Psl Kappa Kappa Sigma:' president. shine in relation to Ralph as nesday, April 22 in the Little Christine Coppage, Mrs. Nancy are to himself in relation to chapter of Kappa Pi, national Mary Helen Collins, Maysville; vice Theatre. Miss Neff was ac- Hamilton, Mr. . Marvin Garrett, art fraternity, on the night of president, Beverly Wilson, Rich- phine. He thinks that she companied by Peggy Chandler. Miss Elizabeth Bennett, Mrs. Joyce pts him, whereas actually she S. Davis, Miss Mary Meccia, Mrs. April. 30. The new members are mond; secretary, Mary Ann Ogden, Miss Ball presented Sonata No. Jimmy Allender, Donnle Jett, Winchester; treasurer, Billie White, | reaffirming her acceptance of 1, in E Flat Major by Haydn, Thelma Mullenix, Mrs. Geraldine S. ShelbyviUe. ; and they all join in a Wyrick, Miss Blanche Daugherty, Randolph Dozier, Jo Ann Goins, Spanish Dance by de Falla, Pre- Pat Perkins, Martha Leeds, and Cwens Initiates song. Miss Henrietta Baker, Mr. and Tapped For Membership into lude No. 10 by Chavey, and other Mrs. Henry Baugh, Miss Kate Betty Maupin. • eanwhile Dick Deadeye has numbers by Brahms and Rach- After the Initiation ceremonies Cwens: Ruth Elizabeth Anderson, his way to the Captain and Brown, Mrs. Lucile N. Cumbron, Stanford; Carlene Babb, Ashland; maninoff. „ Miss Edith Elliott, Miss Mary K. an informal reception was held in p loms him of the planned elope- Miss Neffs selections were: O Farris, Mr. and Mrs. Ray Giltner, the Fine Ate Building. *g&y ' Ann Campbell, Hazard; pt of his daughter with Ralph. Del Mio Dolce Ardor by Gluck, Se Jane Gragg Cocanougher, Junction Mrs. Sarah S. Hutchinson, Dr. and Clyde White, pesldent of Kappa City; Mary Helen ollins, Mays- Captain thereupon intercepts Tu Mami, Se Sospiri by Perfolesi, Mrs. James L. Hutson, Miss Bar- Pi, officiolly swore the new mem- cfafMcs; and, when he learns Be SU11 My Heart by Grannini, ville; Shirley Sue Dugger, Corbin; bara Hutton, Dr. and Mrs. Lanler bers Into the fraterity. Opal Lane Epperson, Winchester; Josephine was actually run- an dother numbers by Thompson Lukins, Miss Jessie McPherron, Dr. Fred P. Giles is the club Nancy Lou Jackson, Covington; (Conttnned on Page Three) and Rich. (Continued On Page Three) sponsor. (Continued On Page Three) Page Two EASTERN- PROGRESS Saturday, May 2, ,1953 ■ ~ l_u ■ ■ ■ 1 1 ■ ane "Wiedekamp, secretary; and .Paul Hager, .treasurer. Westminister Fellowship extend* Editor-in-Chief ... - 'vJlvSAi'.l.^tui.... Ruth Hulker ed invitations to each member Business Manager .£§2? Jl , of {he Baptist Student Union, Club Editor ••••••• Edith Taylor Newman Club, Wesley Founda- I Sports Co-Editors .'. • • Bill Vendl, Nick DeSantis tion, and the Christian. Student Feature Editor . ... ^ • • • • • • • Laura Ellis Fellowship to attend -the •reception Staff—Dot MoPhail, Joan Scholle, Shirley Eversole, Bill Greynolds, this -past -Wednesday evening from Marty LeFevers, Annette Jeter. 8 o'clock until 10 o'clock in the Photographers Jim Allender, Dick: Damron. mew addition of the Presbyterian News Staff — Janie Thompson, Connie McAuley, Jane Bourne, Betty Kegan, Charleen 'Farris, Margaret McDonald. Church. 8?he occasion was fhe Circulation Morris Webb, Gordon Cook Opening of the Westminister's own Student room ,with all new furni- fcure and everything. .Certainly W- F. is quite ptodd of Jt. The evening was enjoyed By all. HOOKINS »ACK • • • . A truck 'load
lege Hill, the hivhest ranking ■ — Cwens alumna of the junior class, with the scholastic standing of Mrs. CTDomteH. Mrs. Case SCHOOL SUPPLIES 2.64, and to Ann Covington, La- Hostesses, Honors Day Tea Grange, the highest ranking Cwens SHEAFFER & PARKER FOUNTAIN PENS alumna of the senior class, with Mr*. Willjam F. tfDonnell, and the scholastic standing of 2.48. Mrs. Robert p. M. Case were ho*- MOST ALL POPULAR LINES OF COSMETICS The Women's Administrative Coun- etsses to a Honor'sT^ay Tea given cil. Award was given to Jennie on Wednesday, April 29,. from Lou Steil, Ashland, for the high- three to six; o'clock at the homo est ranking senior woman with ot" Mr*. Q'lfcKmell' honoring the a scholastic standing of 2.48. The: women students and' women fac-. CORNETT'S DRUG Cecilian Club Scholarship offered: ulfcy of Eastern, and! Madison, High each year to the woman, majoring School; W. Main St. At Third in music who has indicated talent Receiving with Mrs. Case and and progress in piano was given Mrs- O'Donnell were ther following to Freeda Waggoner of New Al* presidents-elect of women's organ- Phones 244-844 bany, Indiana. The Saturday MaN isations:- Dixie "?rapp, Butler, inee Music Club presented die an- Home Economics; Beverly Wilson, STOfcT nual scholarship to Waverly Ber- Richmond; Women's Recreation ry, Warsaw, Indiana, for outstand- Associatiojr; G.e o egi a William'-, COATS ing achievement and progress in Harlan, Young Women-'s Chris- cello. The Altrusa Club Scholar- tian Associatipn; Patsy Spoona- ship awarded to a student who more, Stanford, Music Council; has shown exceptional progress in Kissie Spradlin, Pine Knot, Stato- COLLEGE SLACKS commerce was awafded to Thelma land Hail; Louise Gullady, Win- Masters, Waco. cheater, Buunam Hall; Francis —-^Ailh Covington, LaGrange, pre- Todd, RJphmondi Off-Campus Wo- sided at the program. The devo- men's Club; Betty Crank, Kenvir. DRY CLEANERS tional was given by Florence Hus- Drum and Sandal Club; Mary Hel- sung, Louisville, followed by the en Collnis, Maysville, Kappa Rappi singing of the Lord's Prayer by Sigma; and Misses Laura Ellis Vasile Venetozzi, accompanied by and Virginia Durbin, presidents of Elizabeth Caywood, Fort Thomas. the active chapters of the women'.- Florence Tanner, Oberlin, Ohio, honoraries. Pick-Up and Delivery sang "Sweet Song of Long Ago." Those assisting with the enter- Special music for the tapping cere- taining were other retiring offi- mony was furnished by the East- cers-elect of the women's organ- Service ern String Quartet, composed of izations. Phyllis Rutter and Helen Hazard, violin, Mary Lou Jones, violin; and CHENAULTS Waverly Berry, cello. The pre- the singing of the Alma Mater lude and pdstlude were'played by Mrs. Emma Y. Case, dean of' North Third Street Phone 1165 Miss Evelyn Rymer, Louisville Women, was incharge of arrange- Main At Second The program was concluded by ments for the program. Page Four EASTERN © SPORTS^ Page Five EASTERN THIN-CLAPS DEFEAT WESTERN W/2W/2
time the elimination rounds had Tracksters Win Greyhounds Win begun 2 teams had already scatched themselves. In a rough SCRATCH Net Inframurals estimate, approximately 200 men took in the actual playing. Under" Three Straight By BILL VENDL the guiding hand of Coach Fred SHEET In a thrilling championship , Darling, Ed Miracle was respon- game, the climax of many weeks |sible for the fine job and smooth Eagles, Tigers By NICK DeSANTIS of intramural basketball games running of such a complex ar- and elimintions was reached. An ; rangement. Both expressed their Also Beaten upset victory over the heavily i complete satisfaction of this year's" Not that I'm not enjoying-'this like running cross country. This favored E. Rockets gave the Grey- | intramurals. and hope that next By BILL VENDL warm spring weather, but I just year the track has a new sur- hounds the championship spot- | year's will be as, good if not bet- The fleet-footed men of the can't wait till next fall and foot- face and compares favorably to light. |ter. Congratulations, Greyhounds. cinders seem to be on their way ball season. The return to any in the O. V. C. A record number of 20 teams to giving their coach, Fred Dar- played in competition, and by the Girl: "Where are all the angry ling, and Eastern another vic- "antique" football ought to prove Another-1 welcomed sight was farmers you told me about?" torious season. With a very im- just as interesting as Eastern's the cleaning up of the tennis Boy: "What angry farmers?" pressive win of 70%-51% over 10 game schedule. Last year's courts for the Xavjer University president, Ernie Durham, will be Girl: "Didn't you tell me to come powerful Western, the tracksters short schedule never did give the match. Captain Don Augsback, glad 'to have you join the party. over and see the cross-country won their thiid straight meet 6f Maroons a chance to show their of the tennis team, tells me they The followng item is for you men?" the season. ' The two previous stuff. Losing two games and aigo plan to clear away some of folks from the "Deep South." factories were over Morehead, 81- tieing one in a 8 game schedule that jungle that surrounds the Hanger Stadium has seats on only 36, and Georgetown, 64 1/3-56 2/3. doesn't seem impressive at all. codrts. But how about another one side—the "South" side, that SERVING: This now runs the long range Head Coach Tom Samuels is very lower court, Mr. Hughes? After is. In fact it was once said they chain of meets to only one defeat pleased with the death of the two all, everybody that's anybody is have difficulty selling tickets to • SfEAK In the last three years /or Coach platoon system and the 10 gamp playing tennis these days, the fans because they don't care i Darling. ' .< season. He is a firm believer Best wishes to the old officers to sit facing the North. Well, • CHICKEN A powerful team of Eastern in "A Bigger Schedule, Better and congratulations to the new of- pass the corn bread and call me determinates met a new Morehead Team." ficers of the Kyma Club. Not Suh! Eastern owes a lot of credit to many" people realize that the I don't want to get tangled with • SEA FOOD team tor the "first meet of the Coach Fred Darling and his track Kyma Club is a part of the year. Paced" by Gordon Fleck Clyde's Progress With a Smile, and ''Speedy" Ries, the Maroons team. Not only for their fine athletic activities at Eastern as but ran across a funny one I'd BOONESBORO romped to victory. Fleck won In showing so far this season, but for much as the teams actually like to end this column with. the mile run, and the 880 yard getting the track and field in the participating. The Kyma is a pep Dean: (making announcement) I BOAT CLUB run. Ries took first in the 120 best condition in years. Last cl»b and' athletic backers repre- "The dean of women and -I have yard high hurdles, the 220 yard year a visiting trackster. stated sehting the student body. Anyone decided to stop necking on the Overlooking the Beautiful that there were so many bumps wishing to join the Kyma is campus." \ low hurdles, and came in a close u uu«a in me i-racK, rc was*w< ncomed. I'm sure the new Well, Well! ! ! Kentucky, River...... second in the 440 yard dash. and holes in the track, it was* welcomed. I'm sure the new Well, Well! Other first places were by Schmltt In the shot-put, Brad- ford In the pole-vault, Bond is POOL CAPER—A group of Eastern swimmers g >ing through part of the water ballet routine of the 100 yard dash, Bingham in the water-cade, which was presented in the po ->1 in the Weaver Health Building, April 8-9-10. The the high Jump, and Han Ion in the broad Jump. No relay was run. production was entitled "School Daze." Besides.water ballet, spectators enjoyed aquatic stunts, Final score: Eastern 81, Morehead comedy and exhibition swimming and diving. K-ppa Kappa Sigma sponsored the event. 36. ,• _ Traveling to Georgetown for their second meet of the season, TRIFLE THREAT MAN! the Maroon thihclads ran into as unexpected and powerful group of rivals bent on an upset. As a result some of the fastest times 4 , ■ ■■ t_ of the year were recorded. Fleck ,'?N and Ries again were the spark- plugs of the team. Starting .the scoring, Fleck swept the mile run in 5:00.9 won the 880 yard ru/t In one of the most spectacular runs seen, and nn anchsr on. the victorious mile relay. Hals fol- lowed tl* scoring with a first in the 440 yard • dash but to so njured his foot so a?W him unable to run the 11 isjIrMsi of the iday and also miss the •"•""•I*. JMBaM ■^P ; «' 1" high Jump, and Hanlon in the hroad jump. The victorious mile relay of Miracle, .Perry, Hantoh, and Fleck won their event in 3:88.2. Final score •4 1/3—06 a/3 in favor of East- ern. With Bond having his best day of the season, and Fleck scoring* ID points, an inspired team met powerful and always dangerous Western on home cinders. Eastern won 8 of the 14 events, and made a clean sweep of the much needed points in the broadjump. This tltin OBSERVER AIRCRAFT OBSERVER rolled up Eastern's second vic- tory in the O. V. C. for the year. &m i Sammons and.Schmitt started the ■ I scoring in the shotput with a SHOWMANSHIP LN THE DRINK—This is an ac ': witnessed by the spectators during the water- first and second, respectively. cade, "School Daze." Billie Ballard and Bill Vendl are seen in the water dance they did to the ■ •- \ After Bradford's second in the tune of '•Blue Tango." V -•! polevault Fleck took the mile run. Schmitt and* Bingham joined for a one-three punch in the discus. "Greenie" Kinlcaid * '' ' AIRCRAFT OBSERVER Bingham took a second in the Assists Hughes ■ . high Jump as Moore tied for third in the event. Perry won the NICK DE SANTIS » 440 yard dash in a runaway, as One of the reasons that Turkey Bond and Miracle doubled 'for a* Hughes can sit back and enjoy first and third in the, 100 yard the ball games these days, is the dash. Little followed with a fine coaching job being done by The Brains of the Team third in 120 yard high hurdles. Shelby (Greenie) Kincaid, Jr. 1 Fleck and Perry took second Greenie, whose bright red hair is Teamwork can work miracles. In a football game the man side and out, -who keeps if fit for the skies and sees that it and third in the 889 yard run. a sharp contrast-to his mild easy who sparks these miracles is the quarterback He's the man stays there 1 ' . This was the first defeat fpr Fleck going manner*; has already packed in two years. Bond and "Miracle who calls the signals. There's a man who calls the signals If YOU can accept a challenge like this, you'll take your into his 22 years a good baseball for an Air Force flying team, tool copped the first two places in background. place beside the best—you'll find your future in the clouds! the 220 yard dash, aa Hanlon, Back in 1948, while pitching for They call him an Aircraft Observer. Bond, and Moore swept the broad Lee County High School, he struck TO BE QUALIFIED you must be single, a citizen, between 19 jump ivent. Osborne and Smith Do YOU have what it take* to bacome an Aircraft Observer? out 20 batters, in a 7 inning ball and 26H years old, have had at least 2 years of college and held with a second and third. game, during the State Regional It isn't easy. It's tough. You have to be a MAN to qualify Daly added to the points with a be in tip top physical shape. If this describes you, then Tournaments. Later he struck as an Aircraft Ooserver. But when you are one, brother, second in the 220 yard low hurdles out 17, in a 7 inning game, dur- YOU, too, can qualify. Today! and the meet was climaxed by a ing the State Tournaments but you're SOMEBODY! The success or failure of a mission in- 3:38.0 run in the mile relay by lost the game. volving over a million dollars worth, of flight equipment HERE'S WHAT YOU'LL GET! The world's best training. Good Miracle, Perry. Hanlon and Fleck. depends on you. Final score Eastern 70%, Western That same year he enter: ed food and plenty of it. Uniforms, flight clothes, equipment. Eastern Kentucky College, but Medical and dental care. Free insurance. Flight training in 61%. after one semester he left school THE AIRCRAFT OBSERVER IS THE SOMEBODY WHO: for Pro Ball. He played the Uncle Sam's greatest aircraft, * Tennis Fans, As Bombardment Officer, is number one man on a bombing 1949 season at Union City, Tenn. run, the man who controls the plane in the target area! i Take Notice In 1950 he went north to play AND THEN, AFTER GRADUATION, you'll win your silver with Pittsfiled, Mass. and after As Navigation Officer, is the pilot's guiding hand on every wings, and earn more than $5000 a year as an Air Force Tennis enthusiasts at the col- a half a season he was traded to flight! lege are asked to follow the fol- Lieutenant. You'll enjoy an adventurous, exciting career the Topeka, Kansas club. As Radar Officer, is master of a new science and operator lowing rules when using the It was at Topeka that Greenie with a hand-picked crew of real men. You'll be THE BRAINS limited college courts. had his greatest thrill to date. of the device that sees beyond human sight! OF THE TEAM, A TRIPLE THREAT MAN ... as a Bombard- 1. Play the game for the fun At that time Micky Mantle, New As Aircraft Performance Engineer Cfficer, is the one who ment Officer, as a Navigation Officer, as a Radar Officer, as of it. Don't beat on the nets York Yankee sensation, was play- «yerytime your backhand back- "keeps.the.plane flying", the man who knows his plane in- an. Aircraft Performance Engineer. ing with the Joplin, Miss., team SHELBY (GREENIE)\ KINCAID, JR. fires. The nets are new, make and was leading the league in them last. everything but. pitching pennies. after another semester he left pWy for the Waterloo Team in 2. Wait your turn to play. Green struck Mantle out three school for the U. S. Marine Corp, ;he Three LTI league. * 3. Limit games when others straight times and the next year During his hitch he played If anyone deserves a break it's THE SOONER YOU APPLY, THE SOONER YOU FLY I are waiting to play. good brand of service ball Shelby Kincaid, Jr.; but he does- Mantle was starting in the G IT TH i DtTAlLSi Visit your nearest Air Force Base or Air Force Recruiting Officer. Or write to Director 4. Stay off courts when the Yankee outfield. upon his discharge he entered nit really need one because he's collge team has a match sche- At the end of the 1950 season Eastern for the third time. This the kind of guy that'll make his of Training, Headquarters, USAF, Washington 25, D.C., Attention: Aviation Cadet Branch. If you are duled. he entered Eastern again, but summer he is under contract to own. 5. Courts are reserved on week in a school that has an Air Force ROTC program, see your Professor of Air Science and Tactics. days, from 3-5 for tennis team only. New Aircraft Observer Cadet Training Classes Begin Every Two Weeks Students are also asked not to cross the baseball field after a FOLLOW THE CROWD heavy rainfall. If you like to ; walk in mud, there's plenty be- hind the Ad Building. to the Most Popular Spot in Richmond "Why must we wait until we get home before you'll tell me whether you will ntarry me?*' LUNCH :^ '■ , DINNER AIRCRAFT "You frighten me. This is the same place father proposed to mo- ther!" "So what?" SPECK'S RESTAURANT OBSERVER PROGRAM "On the way home, the horse ran South First Street s away, the buggy turned over, and father was killed!" - AITFO^
Mt ■■ILL ill mm Page Six EASTERN PROGRESS Saiimfay,.. M**yr %■ l'953?
The Discovery Of Time . SHOP AT By BOB O'ltARA In the year 1066 there was born PROGRESS to Freida and Joaquim of Upper Boredom, twin sons, Chester and ELDER'S FEDERATED Lester. WITH The boys led a normal child- AND SAVE hood and grew ]Q manhood with a deep affection for one another. A 3 They were identical twins and the only way that their parents could - COME IN AND SEfe OUR tell them apart was that Chester's left eye was blue and his right SPRING FORMAL& SMILE^O eye was brown, while Lester's, left eye was brown while his right . • FOR TH-E By CLYDE WHITE , eye was blue. Or was it Chester whose left eye was brown, well it isn't too important. JUNIOR PROM I have come to the conclusion Did you hear about the fellow Chester and Lester were toying From $19.95 to $25.00 that life is not worth living. who stayed up all night trying to with some minor experiments in Now take teachers for instance. Physics in their back yard on a figure out where the sun went late summer morning when they They're the most unpredictable when it went down? Finally, it hit on the idea of drawing a circle THE GENE SHOP creature on the face of the you- dawned on him. in the dirt and placing twelve know-what. Why is it that dur- • • • sticks at equal distances on the . . . N. SECOND STREET ing exams, a poor student practic- "Did you see the boy with the circumference. ally wrecks himself getting ready Tarzan eyes?" When they had done this they for a test. When it comes, he is —'•No. What do you mean, Tar- observed that the movement of prime to the nth degree. After zan eyes?" the sun could be charted by the* the test he thinks he has made an "You know, they swing from shadow of the sticks. This left "A". But he is wrong, as you well limb to limb." them with the problem of what know, he has made an "F." Now F O R A L S • * • to name the sticks. take the other kind of student Hubby wandered in at 3:00 a. "It was my idea," said Chester, (I will call no names.) He never m. after a glorious evening. In "so the right to name them should studies and doesn't care what be mine." For Hie kind of grades he makes. The a few minutes a series of un- earthly squaks howled out of tHe "Thou art a bounder and a night before the test he goes radio loud speaker. down to the Rendezvous or one falsefier" screamed Lester, "The Wifie looked into the room and idea was mine, so I shall name of the other local resorts and them." JUNIOR P finishes off tho night in a deep discovered him twisting the dial back and forth frantically. "They are mine," said Chester. sleep. What happens? Next "No," said Lester, "they are morning he* takes the test and "For heaven's sake! What in mine." thinks he has failed. Your're the world are you trying to do?" And so the argument went on, At The right, he has failed. Like I said, she exclaimed. ._ each claiming that the sticks were life isn't worth living! Comes "G'way! G'way! Don't bother his. Chester called a halt to the the revolution things will be much me," he yelled. "Somebody's argument and said, "Lester, we better. locked in the safe and I've for- have never had an argument be- Please don't put all the blame gotten the combination!* fore. You claim that the sticks on me if the "jokes" aren't quite are yours and I say that they are Louise Shop as good this time. Certain sup- Mo: "Is my face dirty or is it mine. Let us both compromise posedly "broad minded" characters my imagination?" and call them ours." have complained that my recent Bo: "Your face is clean, but And so the hour was born. offerings were much too bold for I don't know about your you innocent adolescents. It imagination." would be interesting to observe I their reactions to an average DEFINITION OF THE WEEK: conversatio ntaking place on our Jungle genltman—a monkey who Helena Rubinstein's new campus each day. doesn't monkey with another Oh, well, I'll make an attempt monkey's monkey. anyway to give you a few laughs • • * without shocking anyone. The victory-mad horde swarmed Blossoms - in - Cologne onto the field intent on reducing ■ , • A young mother had just un- the goal posts to.a mass of sou- venir kindling. Down went men burdened herself and told her son and girls in the maelstrom of hu- APPLE BLOSSOM TIME the facts of life. At the end she manity, and chivalrous gentlemen said, "Now, if you want to know rushed to the rescue. An elderly anything else just ask me.' gentleman was acting as pilot for The, boy appeared in serious the rescuers who were carrying "125 though, then gravely turned to the injured girls out of the crowd. his mother and inquired: "How He halted one fellow carrying a at I do they get the Saturday Evening limp fprm in his arms, shouting, Post out on Wednesday?" "Give her to me. I'll carry her up to the stands!" Sunshine and youth and bursting bios, "Do you take your troubles to "Oh, yeah?" panted the fellow. soms.... Apple Blossom Time by Helen* bed with you?" "There's plenty more in there. Go get one of your own." • Rubinstein, formulated at her flower "Always, my wife won't sleep • • • alone." farms in the south of France and com* • • • Visitor: "What happened to the "Oh, dear!" she exclaimed. "I've fellow in this cell?" pounded here to save you costly import Attendant: "He went crazy try- missed you so much!" Then she duties. This potent, lingering cologne is raised her revolver and tried ing to untie a knot in a string." again. Visitor: "Hram—what caused one of the most economical luxuries you this other fellow's trouble?" • • • Attendant "He went nuts try- can own! 1.25 and 2.00. Other ways of An insurance salesman tells ing to help the other fellow untie about a valuable wardrobe which the knot." making it Apple Blossom Time wher* his firm insured for a client dur- Visitor: "Well, who is the raving ever you go: new concentrated Perfume- ine a European trip. Upon reach- maniac in this padded cell?" ing London she wired: "Gown Attendant: "He's the guy that Cologne, 2.65; 3;85; new creamydlquid: lifted in London." tied the knot!" After due deliberation he sent • * *! Silken* Perfume, 1.85; Swivel Stick this reply: "What do you think Professor: "A fool can ask ques- Cologne, 1.25; Perfume Foam. Bath, our policy covers?" tions that a wise man can't ans- wer." 2.50; Perfume Cream Deodorant, 1.00; A burlesque show is where all Freshman: "No wonder I failed the actresses believe that all the the examination." Dusting Powder, L50, .75} JewelW* men in the audience are from • • • ffcrftunette, 2.00. All plus ta* Missouri. "Hey," cried Satan to the new arrival, "you act as' if you owned Our grandmothers believed the place." there was a destiny that shaped "I do," came the reply. "My wife gave it to me before I died." At Our Toiletries Counter our ends, but modern girls place • • • more faith in girdles. Bus Driver: "All right back • • • there?" Little Three Year Old: "Mother, Feminine Voice: "No, wait until may I go out and play?" [ get my clothes on." Mother: "What! With those Then, the driver led the stam- holes in your pants?" pede to the rear and watched the Little Bov: "No, with the little girl get on with a basket of laun- DRUG RICHMOND, KY. girl next door." dry.
H THE 1953 JUNIOR PROM WALNUT HALL 9:00 — 1:00 MAY 8th M
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avan that will visit the Kentucky * £rvgoaement . Conference jthis year. Miss CrisVen SERVICE Artist Wanted is>a member of Upper Curry Meth- Clem—Newport odist church and has'been active :Mrs. diettie Ciem, WsJlins, Ken- ARTIST WHO CAN LEATtN f;ln chunilrwork most of her life. MEWS tucky .announces ;the engagement '■ K> MAKE SIGN UKETGWBB NEWS Miss Criswell is teacher and dean of her daughter, Jam Jeanne, to FOR HBIXI.NO. WE CAN of girts at "Harrison Cohrily "High Lt. Dawson Awarded Comraenda-< Mr. Arvid Lee Newport, Harlan, COVE -fOU PAWT OB FTLL School. She was active in the Wes- Mon -Hibbon •Kentucky. Miss Clem'ls a graduate TIME EMPLOIMENT- •selves Doctor's Degree , ley -Foundation while A student First Lt. Alfred W. 'Dawson was -ir. Millard V. Saylbr was a- at Eastern and was.youth Director recently awarded the Commenda- of Loyall High School .ana -is em- ', WRITE OR PHONE: arded his "Doctor's Degree recerit- of the Lexington District for five tion Ribbon for meritorious ach-, ployed with-the Southern Bell Tele- ■ *t Fremont University, Santa, [.years. 'ievement -with -the aflth Division phone Company. Mr. Newport is JOHN RUGGLE5 e, New lifexico. Ilcost-df'Msdoc- "Miss Chlrswell Berved on aTouth Artillery in "Korea. - j 1 graduate of Harlan High School RUGOLES' SIGN COMPANY, >ral .work was done at the Uni- Caravan in -19*6 in -the Upper* and of BaStern In the crass of 1 'UiS citation reads: P. O. BOX 445-^PHONE 4^U4 BWlty of Ky. but due to the fact South Carolina Conference. In the •1951. Me-istnow employed with-the "Lt. Dawson, sewing as artil- mMfNOVON, TjUBtWVOKX ' lat he was having 'trouble get- summer of &P52 she. seCved as lery liaison officer, swifUyand ef- Harlan County Schools. A summon I ng what Courses he needed *dUr-' "Vouth Director "at First Methodist ficiently organised 4he-aBtillai?y Ob- wedding is planned. tg the summer and -not wanting, ohuroh, Ashland. -She -has been an ' j Quit his Jdh to 'finish he trans- instructor and counselor in Christ- servation posts in the battalion- srred to Fremont University and ian Adventure Camps in both Lex- sector. Dawson concerned himself , forked off three off-course pro- ington ■and Carlisle Districts. She with .not only his artillery jcespon- ! [jscte. These projects were: "Stud- has also tsars ■sss.-s. @?Whenever he»*--- could,-and hisssss willing lit Transportation", "Student (Ac- Youth Assembly. Remember M&her tounting", and '"Student Drop- '*he Caravan draining Center cooperative attitude Immensely In- •Vuts." For his thesis Mr. Saylor will be at Scarritt College, Nash- creased the efficiency of the opera- rrote on "Corporal Punishment in ville, the waek of June 14-18- Car- tion of the -tactical command post With A «*r te Secondary Schools tff Tennas- -iavan *e*vtoe m'the Conference wilL of the battalion," the citation eon- Be." His doctoral major vfttt-edu- ■begin 3une -flPT cand *e cOholudedj tinues. ; x "Owing directly to the 4iretess ational administration. He'earned ■AUguet*. ^_^_ j ^*c*we1y Wrapped is B. S. degree from 'Gnldh ;C01- efforts and astute knowledge of j /: *ge and-received his ML A, degree •"Mr. ttames VwriMr 'Oremr^eif Lt. Dawsoa, all the officers of -the rom B&etefn in 3960. '44 returned weenltt to-^lurriWa : fbattalion were "trained and 4n- Or I structed in -the proper method of Univeraiey, Wow ®irk, *&*»&. 1 [asard teacher TKmned Woman df a. wd**«tay'fcC<9u»«tIottt whea* integrating artillery fire *tffh-tHelr he did advance research Work. ineeds in ground action against -the Wrapped For Mating Mrs. Errtma B. Rotfs, -a teacher •Miss 4Blbato»th-*a*k *6B was •nemy." , 1 the city schools of Hazard for home from "New Albany, Tndiarin Lt. Dawson, who entered the 5 years, has been named Hazard's recently visiting relatives and Army in July, 1945, received his ,' Voman of the Year for 1952. Beta friends In Richmond. commission in the Reserve Offi- L igma Phi aoroity, which made the 4A. -Glenn •W. Million !60 -came cers Training Corps ;program «rt i ward, cited Mrs. Ross for hen kfrom *-0«t Campbell recently for Eastern and was graduated from haracter building work among: a •Visit With inis parents, *Mr. *nd Eastern in the class of '81. The Louise Shop 1 er students. She* is dean of *Haz- ■Mrs. Oamett pillion, and to -joiK rd High School girls and sponsor his wife and' sons here Where they Flier Killed in Training Crash f the senior class. Mrs. Ross is had been visiting for the ;j»*t fewj Aviation Cadet Ross D. 'Herron, , member of the'KentuckyCouncll Bays. 1 24, widely known Northern Ken- , f English ^Teachers and the -Ken-. tucky athlete, was killed when'his ucky Conference on Composition,: Junior Aluntrii Air Force training plane crashed, rhich sets Up standards of written : near Orlando, Oklahoma on April;: : xpression in high schools. "She ;re- A daughter Nancy, was bom H S.'His parents, Mr. and Mrs. Elmer t Cowrplirnen+s eived her A.*, degree from East- Mr. arid Mrs. Roy Dawn WiVarch E. Herron, S43 Mason Road, Cov-r 1 rn in 1927 arid her M. A. degree 29, 1953. She is being welcomed ington, Ky. have been informed rom, Columbia University in 1928. by two sisters, April Lynn, age Cadet Herron was on a routine fhe was presented with a certifi- 5, and Wartha Lee, age 2V%. -Mr. training flight in an AT-6 when u ate arid loving cup-by last year's Dawn is 'a graduate of •BaStern the.-accident "occurred. 'I .ward winner. In theebiss'-of 1946. Their addre« Cadet Herron Joined the Air' is '407 iPine (Crest Circle, Marietta, Force after graduation from 'East- HSON LAUNDRY Jrad wUI study Work In Kansas, Ga. ern in 1952, where he was a four- i )klahoma A/lc and Mrs. Ralph C. Elliott year letterman in football. He took Miss Mable Kirkland, home-dem- HHhounate the -birth of their first; his basic training at Greenville, | mstratlon agent in Washington «hlld, « gill, *orn April 4. She Miss., and was scheduled to receive bounty, going to spend two weeks has been named Sylvia Janice. Mrs. his Wings in August at Vance Air and f itudying extension services work Elliott 'is '-the 'former *ttas Jacque- Force -Base, 'Enid, Okla. He was i n Kansas and Oklahoma. The trip lyn Haynie who attended Eastern listed in Who's Who in American las been made possible through a three years. Mr. Elliott was grad- Colleges and Universities. fellowship awarded her by the Ken- uated from Eastern in 1950 with Besides his parents, Cadet Her- RY CLEAtsERS :ucky Home Demonstration Agents a •Bachelor's 'degree and in -1951 ron iis survived by four brothers, [^association. She will Visit comities •with a Master's decree, fle 18' Raymond E- Herron, Summit I hat have never bean recommend- stationed at Fairchlld AFB Wash- Drive ' Covington; Carl V. ^Herron, t >d as outstanding by state leaders, ington and they reside at s. OTO Louisville, and Robert C. -and i-uf home-demonstration agents in Cowley Street, Spokarie, Washing- James G. Herron, both at home. Jjhose states. She will observe es- ton. Third and Water Streets Ppecially extension leadership train- Camp Tortuguero, Puerto Rico— ing and 4-H Club work. *tt»s Kirk- -The young 'reporter was told to, cilt his story to'the bare essentials. Army "Pvt. Elmer F. -Collins, land Is a graduate of Eastern in whose wife, Ruth, lives in Whites- ie class of 1933. She taught in So his next one-came out this way: Phone 852 Jasey, Boyle, and Washington "J. Smith lodked-up the elevator burg, Ky., is serving at Camp :ounties-and was with the Farmers shaft to see if the car was on its Tortuguero Puerto Rico, as an tome Administration before join-i way down, at Was. Age 45." English instructor ior'Puerto Ric- ig the home-economies staff. ' * * • » an trainees. Little Will, with father's gun, 'While St the Antilles staUon, ■""v I Counselor for Youth Caravan Punctured grandma just for fun. Private Collins is attached to the I Miss Mabel Criswell '44, Cynth- Mother frowned at the merry 7504th Army Unit. .' I ana, Kentucky, will serve as the lad, It was the Uast shell father had. Collins, who is the son of Mr. I adult Counselor'for the JYeuth'Car- and Mrs. L. P. Collins of Isom, STOCKTON'S Ky., is a former student of East- ern Kentucky State College, Rich- - i mond, and was a school teacher CONORATUIMIONS! before entering the Army. Welcomes Students With The 2d Infantry Div. In Korea—Army Cpl. Robert Keen, Now Featuring *«£ son of Mr. and Mrs. Crit Keen, ALL NEW EQUIPMENT Buckhorn, Ky., recently graduated from the 2d Infantry Division's To Serve You Breakfast Non-Commlssloned Officers Aca- demy in Korea. Anytime The school is operated to hi-' )■ • sure adequately trained replace- ments for personnel leaving the Also Serving • unit on rotation. White in the sehool, the men SANDWICHES, SALADS, are taught battle techniques by HOME-MADE CHILI combat veterans. Corporal Keen arrived In Korea last December and Is assigned to : Battery C of the 82d Anti-Air-: HDWE-MADE EIES For your 3&raokia- craft Artillery Battalion as a gun- tionwV,no*-i»ave ner. Mr uE- yoursuit'rruide fat A former student at -the East- {For your June^Waddrng ern Kentucky State College to' .why flot -have ,yotir su»t matasure. Over Richmond, he entered PLACE YOUR ORDER NOW! ■ 2 Wades Delivered Fit Guaranteed UNITED DEPT. STORE Morgan N Smith Main At Second •i ** OVER BEGLEYS We Clothe the Family > ^~ - Page Eight EASTERN PROGRESS Saturday, May 2, 1953 1 of Skippy Steil's. Wonder what "Mardi Gras" to Bev Wilson. Sue, Bill, Denyse, Bill, Deanj and to Karl Bays. happened to that blond haired t*>y "Write Me One Sweet Letter" Kenny. "Walking and Whistling" to • THE she has had visiting her a couple to Joyce Noe. "Down in the Valley" to lovers the little man with the flashlight. of times . . • I near that Greenie "A Mans Best Friend Is His on the campus. "TeU Me a Story" to all the Kinoatd has been dating Velma Bed"-to Don Daly. "You Ought to Be in Pictures" English professors. * CA'TT Cutler ... . Looks like Coach Darling has been getting pretty "Jeanie With the Light Brown good attendance' at his track Hair" to Rosie Turner. MEOW! meets of which all so far havo "Seems Like Old Times" to Don been victories . . . Hey, Angle, Feltner and. Betty Mayo. Well, here we are again without how about showing off that boy- "Apple Blossom Wedding" to A GOOD PLACE TO EAT! any news of interest for you but friend of yours? We never see Marty and Bill. maybe you will find out some- you! "My Oht Kentucky Home" to Howard Gracey thing you didn't know. It looks THE CAT DEDICATES . like Mother Nature Just Isn't "Up a Lazy River" to the "Wishing Ring" to Janet Hib- Boonesboro Gang. » treating us right since the weather bard. has been like winter instead of "I Only Have Eyes for You" | SWEET SHOPPE | Boonesboro time. Let's Just hope "Rock A Bye Baby" to Mom and to Hannah and Jamie.' Pop Cunningham. "Horses, Horses" to Roger it turns warm real soon so I can "The Girl That I Marry" to have some news for you for the Geyer. Stan Stanford. "Old Piano Roll Blues" to Jen- North Second Street last issue of the Progress. "Together" to Doug Hibbard nie Hill. That glean* on Pat Rickey's and Helen Hazard. "Picnic in the Park" to Jimmie face is Just the brightness from that ring on her third finger left hand . . . Bob Zweigart and Mary Elizabeth Johnson never seem to tire of each other's company, do they? . . . Bob Muller seemed pretty glad to get back to East- ern after spring vacation. Could the main reason be Billie Davis ?' . . . I'm sure most of you saw a^d enjoyed the music depart- ment's "Pinafore". . . Looking for an act for your new Broadway show? Why not try th€ Imper- sonations of Tommy McAnallen and Karl Bays. The kids in the grill love them . . . Wlnona Baker and Sonny White seem to play an awful lot of tennis even in cold weajher . . . Why all the trips to-Nicholasville, Jake? . . . Jean Howard was seen down town with a.certain attached male not long ago. What about it? . . . The «pace in the room of Nancy Rickey seems to be taken up largely by a large oil portrait of a U. C. boy. This must be serious . . . Bonnie and Lambert seem \ to be going as strong as ever . v. . Ann and Jim Cunningham may be now addressed as Mom and Pop Cunningham ... I hear Jimmy Don't you want to by a cigarette Birch is trying to become another Noel Coward- by writing and directing his own plays • . . Chuck Bell seems to have had a visitor from Pineville not long ago and he didn't seem to mind at all . . . with a record like this? • Things look pretty serious between Mary Helen Collins and Doug Hoffman, don't they? ... I hear i that Jap has found himself a 1* THE QUALITY CONTRAST between Chesterfield and other leading cigarettes is "Yokahama Mama." He's now an a revealing story. Recent chemical analyses give an index of good quality for the engaged man . . . Pat Crawford and Suzanne Doyle seem to be country's six leading cigarette brands. making a habit of dating lately ... I hear that Bob Thompson has» been married for a couple of The index of good quality table-a ratio of high sugar to low nicotine- months.^, He seems to have caught the Mountain Laurel Festival ■ shows Chesterfield quality highest Queen of 1952 . . . Jackie Ritter and Charles Moore can't seem to decide which of his cars they ... 15% higher than its nearest competitor and Chesterfield quality 31% higher than enjoy riding in the most . . . the average of the five other leading brands. Charles Miller seems to be trying to make Joyce Noe forget about •> ■.'-*■ the army . . . Two couples that are still going strong are Joan 2. First to Give You Premium Neff and Don Knowland and Patsy Ruby and Walker Park . . Quality in Regular and Has Holly Chillton forgotten that girl in Harodsburg or are he King-size . . .much milder and Imogene Daniels Just good friends? . . . Phyllis Edmonds of with an extraordinarily good Ashland seemed to brigten Tommy McAnallen's week-end consider- taste—and for your pocketbook, ably last week. All those smiles of his weren't for nothing ... Ed Chesterfield is today's best Shemelya is back in the swing of cigarette buy. things. I saw him.with Blanche McCoun last Sunday night . . Blanche McCoun and Clyde White are due congrats for being elected 3* A Report Never Before Prom king and queen for this year . . . Betsy Otis doesn't seem Made About a Cigarette. to find it hard to show a certain transfer from Vanderbilt around For a full year a medical the campus and town . . . Don specialist has been giving a Boyer and Marianne Durrett seem to find an awful lot to talk about group of Chesterfield lately . . . Mary Ann Ogden and Bobby Snavely seem to have had smokers, regular examina- some trouble over friends of theirs but now everything seems tions every two months. He to be o. k. . . I think that Charlie Hammons likes those brown eyes reports ...no adverse effects to nose, throat and sinuses TEACHERS WANTED Minimum 1953-1954 salaries antici- from smoking Chesterfield, pated for degree teachers without previous experience: bachelor's $2.- 700 and up. masters $3,000 and up. doctor's $3,300 nnd up. Generous in- crease for each year of previous or subsequent public school experience In or out of state to much higher maximum. Excellent retirement pro- (;ram and many other advantages ncludlng continuing contract or permanent tenure legislation. Not r'Caa I aflord to teach In Florida. ' but "Can I afford not to teach In Florida?" White teachers only. Free registration. Write for appli- cation form. Tell your friends. TEACHES PLACEMENT SERVICE 14M Palmer Tr. Jacksonville 7, Fla. "FLORIDA POSITIONS ONLT" FOR YOU