LOO 2015 — Dick in a seasonal box Packet 1 Written by Hugh Bennett Edited by David Knapp

1. One character in this musical sings “Place rose colored glasses on your nose/ And you will see the robins/ Not the crows” in the song “There’s a Little Bit of Good”. The 1996 Broadway revival of this musical won Bebe Neuwirth a Tony for playing a role originally performed by Chita Rivera. That character performs a duet in which she sings “There ain’t no ladies now there’s only pigs and whores” when a rival steals her idea. This musical sees a lawyer sing “Back since the days of old Methuselah/ Everyone loves the big bamboozler” in “Razzle Dazzle”. For ten points, the murderers Velma Kelly and Roxie Hart feature in which musical? ANSWER: Chicago

2. This tennis player was beaten by Vera Zvonareva in the 2008 Olympics bronze medal match. This player twisted her ankle twice in her 2013 Australian Open final defeat to Victoria Azarenka and, in the most-watched tennis match ever, she defeated the reigning champion Francesca Schiavone to win the 2011 French Open. This player announced her retirement due to chronic knee problems just eight months after defeating Dominika Cibulkov´ain the 2014 Australian Open final. For ten points, name this former tennis player, the only grand slam winner from China. ANSWER: Li Na

3. sang that this substance is “for horses and it’s not for men”, and Black Sabbath bassist, Geezer Butler, had a bass emblazoned with the slogan “Enjoy [this substance]”. On “Station to Station”, David Bowie sang “It’s not the side-effects of [this substance]/ I’m thinking that it must be love”. The Streets’ song “Prangin’ Out” is about this substance, which is called “sweet cousin” on “Sister Morphine”. Eric Clapton covered a JJ Cale song named for this substance that states “if you wanna hang out, you’ve got to take her out”. For ten points, name this recreational drug described in Melle Mel’s song “White Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It)”. ANSWER: cocaine [prompt on street slang names such as “charlie” and “self crazing flour”]

4. On the show Mongrels, this celebrity is depicted as a compulsive masturbator who sings that he’s “going to murder Justin Bieber”. This celebrity appears alongside Suzanne Somers in the video for “Liberian Girl” and Freddie Mercury walked out of the recording of “There Must Be More to Life than This” because this celebrity was present. Jeff Koons made a porcelain and gold leaf sculpture depicting this celebrity alongside his owner, whom he accompanied on the Bad world tour. For ten points, name this chimpanzee owned by Michael Jackson. ANSWER: Bubbles

5. Along with Australia and New Zealand, this country is the only country to have won the World Netball Championship. An all-rounder from this country accused Graeme Smith of making a racist comment against him during a test match. Jack Noriega, an off-spinner from this country, once took nine wickets at this country’s Queen’s Park Oval. Another cricketer from this country made a notable 153 not out to chase down Australia and holds the record for the highest score in first-class cricket. For ten points, name this Caribbean country home to Dwayne Bravo and Brian Lara. ANSWER: Republic of Trinidad and Tobago 6. This actress played a character who sang “Take That Look Off Your Face” in the street with her son, who was auditioning to play Joseph. As well as Debbie Doonan in Beautiful People, she appeared in Black Books as Tanya, who calls Fran “Auntie Millicent”, and in Twenty Twelve she plays Sally, Ian Fletcher’s assistant. She plays a character who gives birth in an archdeacon’s taxi and, in another show, her character has to drive to the hospital when she goes into labour because her husband only pretended to have driving lessons. For ten points, name this actress who plays Alex in Rev and Sophie in Peep Show. ANSWER: (Sarah Caroline) Olivia Colman

7. One film set during this conflict takes place in an orphanage, whose doctor drinks brandy used to preserve foetuses and the ghost of Santi lives in a well. In a film set in the aftermath of this conflict, Teresa ends her communication with her lover in Nice and Ana is entranced by James Whale’s Frankenstein. Another film set in the aftermath of this conflict sees Ofelia retrieve a key from inside a giant toad before she is asked to sacrifice her brother by a faun. For ten points, name this conflict that was the setting for The Spirit of the Beehive, Guillermo del Toro’s The Devil’s Backbone and Pan’s Labyrinth, and For Whom the Bell Tolls. ANSWER: Spanish Civil War [accept La Guerra]

8. Puppets of George Bush and Saddam Hussein play chess in a video projected on this singer’s “Tour of the Mongoose” and she recorded a song with Pitbull with the lyrics “If you like it mocha/ Come get a little closer/ And bite me en la boca”. As well as “Rabiosa” this singer recorded a song based on Golden Sounds’ song “Zamina mina (Zangal´ewa)”. She claimed that she would “climb the Andes” solo and that it’s lucky that her “breasts are small and humble”, and on the best-selling track of the 21st century she sings “don’t you see baby, this is perfection”. For ten points, “Waka Waka”, “Whenever, Wherever” and “Hips Don’t Lie” are by which Colombian singer? ANSWER: Shakira (Isabel Mebarak Ripoll)

9. This golfer won his first PGA tour title after a playoff against Vijay Singh and Joe Ogilvie at the Honda Classic in 2005. In 2014 he revealed he had undergone treatment for skin cancer, and in 2013, despite having 20/20 vision, he began wearing glasses to help him read greens more effectively. His first major came after a four-hole playoff against Sergio Garcia at Carnoustie. In 2008 he hit an eagle on the 17th in the final round at Royal Birkdale to become the most recent golfer to defend the Open Championship, which he followed up with a win at the PGA Championship. For ten points, name this three-time major winner from Ireland. ANSWER: P´adraig Harrington

10. In this film, Senator Kevin Keeley uses a ladder to try to escape his house when Senator Eli Jackson is found dead after having visited an underage prostitute called Natumbundra. Stephen Sondheim wrote the song “Little Dream” for this film, in which Armand Goldman tells a dancer to do “Fosse, Martha Graham, Twyla, and Madonna, but keep it all inside”. Albert uses his costume for his character Starina in order to disguise himself as Mrs Coleman. For ten points, name this Mike Nichols film starring Nathan Lane and Robin Williams based on La Cage Aux Folles. ANSWER: The Birdcage 11. David Sedaris writes about a job he had impersonating one of these creatures called Crumpet. In American Dad, a moonshiner called Bob Todd helps the Smiths to shoot these creatures and, in Family Guy, Stewie saws off the arm of these creatures, 60% of which are born blind due to inbreeding. Dudley Moore plays one of these creatures called Patch, who develops a candy cane that enables flight. Artie Lange plays a department store Santa who fights one of these creatures named Buddy, played by Will Ferrell. For ten points, name these magical creatures that help make presents. ANSWER: Christmas elves [accept Santa’s helpers or equivalents, prompt on “elves”]

12. This player scored an extra-time free kick against Roma to win the 2006 Supercoppa Italiana despite his team having been 3-0 down at one stage. This player was controversially dropped for the 2006 World Cup semi-final against Germany, and at Euro 2000 he scored a goal through Tony Adams’s legs to begin a comeback from 2-0 down. He broke the world transfer record with his move from Barcelona to Real Madrid, which resulted his being pelted with missiles including a pig’s head. For ten points, name this former World Player of the Year, a winger from Portugal. ANSWER: Lu´ıs(Felipe Madeira Caeiro) Figo

13. This character teams up with a different superhero in each edition of Marvel Two-in-One, and, in his own title, he appeared as a space explorer and professional wrestler. This character, who is regularly taunted by the Yancy Street Gang, develops a relationship with the blind sculptor, Alicia Masters, who leaves him for the Human Torch. In his first appearance, this character warns his companions not to commandeer a spaceship due to inadequate research into radiation. Stan Lee said he based this character’s speech on Jimmy Durante, and his catchphrase is “it’s clobberin’ time”. For ten points, name this stone-skinned member of the Fantastic Four. ANSWER: The Thing [or ( Benjamin Jacob) “Ben” Grimm]

14. One director from this country directed a film where Christian gives a speech at a family party accusing his father of raping him and his sister. In one film from this country, Charlotte Gainsbourg’s character stabs her husband with the scissors she had used to cut off her clitoris. Those films, Festen, and Antichrist, are by the founders of the Dogme 95 movement. In another film from this country, a French refugee wins the lottery and cooks an elaborate meal for her hosts: Babette’s Feast. For ten points, name this Scandinavian country home to Gabriel Axel, Thomas Vinterberg and Lars von Trier. ANSWER: Kingdom of Denmark [or Kongeriget Danmark]

15. This band included the lyrics “Take it quick, take it neat / Clasp your hands, touch your feet” on the song “Glass”. Singles by this band include the lyrics “People like you find it easy/ Naked to see/ Walking on air“ and “Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance to the radio”. Along with “Atmosphere” and “Transmission” this band released a single with the lyrics “Why is the bedroom so cold?/ You’ve turned away on your side”. Following the death of this band’s lead singer, the remainder of the group formed New Order. For ten points, name this band led by Ian Curtis that recorded “Love Will Tear Us Apart”. ANSWER: Joy Division 16. David Thewlis provided the voice for one of these creatures, Sludger, who is obsessed with trousers and moves to Beak City to become a drummer in the animated short Hamilton Mattress. Another of these creatures is a hermaphrodite who becomes Pope of the Eastern Church of Tarim and falls in love with an exotic dancer called Jaka Travers. A puppet of one of these creatures formed a presenting partnership with Kirsten O’Brien on CBBC, and another one of these creatures lives in Elwood City, has friends called Buster, Muffy and Francine, and has a sister named DW. For ten points, name these insectivorous mammals that include Cerebus, Otis and Arthur Read. ANSWER: aardvarks [or Orycteropus afer]

17. At one point in this film, Ravel and Chance bet 100 credits over the nature of their mission. One character in this film mimics Peter O’Toole in Lawrence of Arabia and plays basketball while riding a bike. After noticing an organism growing in his eye, Holloway incites Vickers to kill him with a flamethrower. Shaw uses Peter Weyland’s medical pod to remove a squid-like embryo from her body, and David, played by Michael Fassbender, is an android who has learnt the language of the “engineers”, an advanced alien civilization who create life. For ten points, name this 2012 science fiction film directed by Ridley Scott, a prequel to Alien. ANSWER: Prometheus

18. This musician sang “I turned on the news to the Third World War/ Opened up the paper to World War IV” in “Trouble Waiting to Happen” which appeared alongside “Even a Dog Can Shake Hands” and “Leave My Monkey Alone” on the . In one song by this musician, a man pawns his typewriter to buy some heroin by the “pioneer chicken stand”, and in another song one of the title creatures drinks a pi˜nacolada at Trader Vic’s and another walks through the streets of Soho in the rain with a Chinese menu in his hand. For ten points, name this American singer of “Carmelita” and “”. ANSWER: Warren (William) Zevon

19. Javier Mascherano, Robin van Persie and Santi Cazorla have all had their names chanted to this song, a remixed version of which is played when Bayern Munich score at home. Francesco Totti led half a million people in chanting “Po po po po po po po” to this song after the 2006 World Cup, where it had been an unofficial anthem for the Italian team. Used as Michael van Gerwen’s walk-out music, this song contains the lyrics “Every single one’s got a story to tell. . . / From the Queen of England to the hounds of hell”. For ten points, many sporting chants use the seven-note guitar riff of which song by The White Stripes? ANSWER: “Seven Nation Army”

20. One character in this film is chastised for treating a patient with a burst artery without consulting a medically trained colleague. A caretaker called Ayah misses the days when Mopu was a seraglio owned by the old general. This film features a 17-year-old Jean Simmons as Kanchi, a local girl who attracts the young General, played by Sabu. Kathleen Byron plays Sister Ruth, who defiantly applies red lipstick and dies when she tries to push Sister Clodagh, played by Deborah Kerr, off a cliff. For ten points, name this psychological drama by Powell and Pressburger about the sexual fantasies of Anglo-Catholic nuns in a Himalayan convent. ANSWER: Black Narcissus TIEBREAK: Three-time World Open Squash champion Nick Matthew comes from this city. One boxer from this city defeated Shawn Porter to become IBF welterweight champion and another boxer from this city defended his featherweight titles against Kevin Kelley and Wilfredo V´azquezand was known for somersaulting over the ropes to enter the ring. As well as Kell Brook and Naseem Hamed, another sportsperson from this city beat Jennifer Oeser, Natalya Dobrynska and Lilli Schwarzkopf to win gold medals in the heptathlon. For ten points, name this home city of Jessica Ennis and Sebastian Coe. ANSWER: Sheffield