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During this time, unlike the northern half of the world, animals are active and plants are growing. Below are some fun facts about January: 1. The flower symbols of January is snowdrop & carnation. 2. January's gem is garnet which represents constancy. 3. The zodiac signs for January is Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) and Aquarius (January 20 - February 18). 4. The Common Sense by Thomas Paine was published on January 10, 1776. 5. On January 10, 1920, the League of Nations was established. 6. National Blood Donor Month 7. National braille Literacy Month 8. National Hobby Month 9. National Soup Month 10. National Staying Healthy Month 11. On January 8, 1798, Amendment 11 to Constitution was proclaimed which modified the Supreme Court's power. 12. On January 4, 1896, Utah became the 45th state. 13. On January 6, 1912, New Mexico became the 47th state. 14. January 8, Elvis Presley's birthday 15. January 11 - National Human Trafficking Awareness Day in the United States 16. Martin Luther King, Jr. Day in the United State - third Monday 17. On January 2, 1788, Georgia ratified the Constitution 18. January 26 - Republic Day in India 19. On January 1, 1863, the Emancipation Proclamation was issued by Abraham Lincoln. 20. On the first Monday of January, Handsel Monday is celebrated in Scotland and northern England. New Year's is approaching, a time when millions of people will celebrate with food, new resolutions or even a kiss as the clock strikes 12. But how much do you know about the holiday? Here are 10 fun facts about New Year's. • The first New Year's celebration dates back 4,000 years. Julius Caesar, the emperor of Rome, was the first to declare Jan. 1 a national holiday. He named the month after Janus, the Roman god of doors and gates. Janus had two faces, one looking forward and one ...continued on page 8 RANCH MOBILE RECORDER JANUARY, 2019 C 7 looking back. 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Floppy disk If you used a computer in the 1980s and '90s, chances are, you used a square floppy disk for file storage. As CDs became for ubiquitous, the need for floppy disks faded away, so much ...continued on page 26 RANCH MOBILE RECORDER JANUARY, 2019 C 25 so that computers stopped manufacturing computers with built-in floppy disc drives. Asking a colleague to say something on a disk will certainly make you sound old, as tiny "thumb" or "flash" drives have since replaced bulkier storage media ... for now. These tech terms that make you sound cyber-savvy.

Stewardess In the early days of air travel, a woman who attended to her passengers' needs was called a stewardess. As years went on, the term took on a negative connotation, because of the restrictive emphasis put on the way women looked. as more men entered the profession, and as women fought back against gender bias in the 1960s and 1970s, the term was replaced with the more gender-neutral title of "flight attendant."

Grody In the 1980s, California subculture - in particulate, "Valley Girl: speak, began to spread East and into the vocabularies of teens across the country. Words like "grody," a synonym for "gross" or "revolting," became commonplace, much to the chagrin of parents everywhere: "Did you see Bridget's new outfit? It's totally grody to the max!"

Icebox Before people had refrigerators, they used to keep food cold by placing them in iceboxes, which, quite literally, were insulated metal or wood boxes that held large blocks of ice. Once hone refrigerators became more commonplace in the 1930s and 40s, iceboxes were no longer necessary. For those older folks who grew up without mechanical refrigeration, however, the word "icebox" is forever etched in their vernacular.

Dungarees Today, we called them "jeans," but people once referred to pants made out of heavy denim as "dungarees." The name comes from a cheap course type of cloth imported from Dongari Kilda, India. The word "dungaree" eventually transformed into "jeans" when clothing manufacturers became importing the cloth from Genoa in Italy, which is referred to as "Genes" in French. Despite its antiquated terminology, you still might periodically hear old timers referring to heavy work pants as dungarees.

Groovy The origins of this word date back to the jazz age of the 1920s, when it started as a slang term for good music - found "in the grooves" of a vinyl record. It gained widespread prominence during the 1960s and '70s, when it was used as a synonym for "excellent" or "cool." By the 1980s, the word was pretty much out of fashion. Today, if you refer to someone or something as "groovy" (without a hint of sarcasm, that is), you'll sound anything but hip.

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