Indtx Ed-Op 10 Datebook 13 ^®CBS Sports 14 Comics 16 Classifieds 18 jgPOlS Entertainment 24 National media drop ball IHETRUNGU with Drexel coverage Sports, page 15 Volum* 71,Numb« 22 rh<«d«lphu. Pennsylvinu April 5,1996 The Student Newspaper at Orexel University Copyright C1996 Th» Tningl* Diana Hackney leaves U. Vice Provost for Student Life leaves Drexei did a damn Pennsylvania. Upon completion for student life. Hackney was vital good job here ... she’s looking to do bigger and in creating more campus pro­ after six years at the University. for the Univer­ better things.... She’s not coming grams as well as many student sity. ... We back.” organizations. The community Adam Blyweiss for Student and Administrative [ H a c k n e y , Hackney refused to comment service office and the diversity Adam Kelly Services Tony Caneris, Hackney President on the nature of her leaving. office were created under her TRIANGLE STAFF WRITERS is on sabbatical effective March Papadakis, and According to Caneris, Hack­ leadership. It takes a scorecard to keep 18 and will not be returning to Caneris] were ney’s contract will not be Hackney oversaw the creation track of who’s who at the the university. not in concert renewed after it expires on June of the Buckley Green, Buckley Division for Student Life nowa­ “On sabbatical” means being Hackney with each 30. She’s already “been talking to Field, the campus signage and days. Student Life’s latest person­ on a leave of absence — often other.” other people,” said Caneris. flag projects as well as the renova-' nel shakeup involved the leaving with pay — for travel, research or Caneris said, “She’s finishing During her six and a half years tions of the Creese Student of Vice Provost Diana Hackney. rest. up her dissertation for her ... at Drexel, Hackney moved from Union, the bookstore and the According to Vice President Caneris told The Triangle “She Ed.D. at the University of dean of students to vice provost See Hackney on page 2 Dale steps Perfect pizza in to liead S t u d e n t Life

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Adam Blyweiss Adam Kelly TRIANGLE STAFF WRITERS Diana Dale was promoted to interim dean of stu­ dents, encom­ passing all of the Division for Student Life, on March 18. Dale She “suc­ ceeds Diana Hackney who is on sabbatical and will not be return­ ing to the university,” according Noah Addis The Triangle to vice president for student and Students enjoy free pizza at the Division for Student Life's annual Search for the Perfect Pizza contest outside the Creese Student Union. administrative services Anthony Caneris. Dale was the “number one person” for the interim post, said Caneris. “Diana’s experience is broad based in the area of Student Life and she has a firm commitment to make Drexel a OSIR expanding online witli PINs better place to study and work.” Dale has been with Drexel Starting April 8, students can access their co-op and want to change their In the future, things like since 1977 when she was first PIN number now can do so by change of address forms and appointed assistant director of grades and schedules on the web. calling Haney directly at 895- drop/add notices will be incorpo­ residential living. She held the 1496. rated into the Web page. position of director of residential Jonathan Poet According to Michael McCabe McCabe noted that the Web According to Haney, “This is a living for a several years before ED-OP EDITOR of the administration systems STOLI page is not updated as fast pilot and is by no means com­ becoming associate dean of stu­ The OSIR (Office of Student group, all students will need their as the STOLI terminals, which pleted. It may have bugs ... we dents and the University’s judi­ Information and Records) World PIN number to access their stu­ means that in a worst case sce­ want as much feedback as possi­ cial officer. Wide Web page is expanding its dent information, whether they nario PIN changes may not take ble from students.” “I’m honored and thrilled to scope on April 8. Starting that use a STOLI terminal or the Web effect on the Web page until the OSIR Director Carol Stanley have this opportunity to serve day, students will be able to page. following day. agrees, “Change is easier for the University,” said Dale. “I’m access their grades and schedule According to Associate The Web page promises a some than for others. Initially keeping an open ear to get input via any computer on Drexel’s Director of OSIR Laura Temple whole new way of doing business there will be bugs that will need from people and to work closely campus network. Haney, “Beginning Monday, with OSIR. Although the page is to be worked out, but within the with enrollment management Near the end of March, stu­ there will be also be a fourth still in development, students will first four weeks or so, things and the athletic department ... dents were mailed personal iden­ option on the STOLI screen ... now be able to print their grades should smooth out. We welcome to resurface the Drexel spirit.” tification numbers (PINs) which where students can change their via their Web browser and also feedback from our customers.” Dale will report directly to they can use to access their infor­ PIN numbers.” search for courses by meeting The OSIR Web page is at Caneris. She is taking over all mation via the Web. Students who are currently on time or instructor. http://www.osir.drexel.edu. See D ale on page 2 University The Triangle •Aprils, 1996

Dale takes Hackney leaves Drexel THE TRIANGLE Established 1926 h e lm a t Hadmey from page 1 “It wasn’t a specific issue. If any­ On Nov. 1, President Papadakis thing, she thought she should brought in Tony Caneris as vice Dragon Shops. Hackney brought report to the President rather president for student and admin­ E d ito ria l S tu d e n t in Barnes and Noble and Mar­ than a senior VP.” istrative services. As a result, Editor-ln

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Just a day after Bridget Ward and her two we know there are good people ASSOCIATED PRESS back of the store and the robber there. People who are fearful and The store owners pleaded with shot him once in the chest, said children moved into predominantly-white don’t want to risk retaliation.” the robber and told him they had Homicide Sgt. Patrick Dempsey. Bridesburg, racist graffiti covered her house. Meanwhile, Ward must make no money. When the couple’s Before fleeing, the robber a decision on what to do. 22-year-old son tried to reason swiped the cash drawer clean. “It’s been split. My oldest sis­ with the gunman Tuesday, Lam Dempsey said it contained only a Michael Raphael income in 1990 was $27,261. The ter says I should go; one of my Ly was fatally shot in the chest — small amount of cash. ASSOCIATED PRESS same year about 95,000 people sisters says 1 should stay and even as Ly’s father dug through “What could they possibly Bridget Ward and her two lived there and in two surround­ fight. I don’t know,” she told the his pockets for change to give the have in there money-wise?” children moved into a rented ing neighborhoods, Kennsington Daily News on Monday. “Right robber. asked Carroll Kimble, a cus­ house on a narrow street in a and Richmond. Of those, 960 now, I feel like I’m going to stay. The Ly family had opened the tomer. "They don’t have a big white neighborhood near the were black. I was thinking about leaving, but West Philadelphia convenience money business. There couldn’t Delaware River on Friday. That doesn’t mean everyone is my supporters seem stronger store just two weeks ago. have been more than $50 in that The next morning, she awoke a racist, said Kevin Vaughan, than the people who want to run Police said the robber walked store.” to a welcome of racist graffiti executive director of Philadel­ me out.” into 48th Street Donut just after Dempsey said that no arrests covering her windows, her walls phia’s Commission on Human Vaughan said his staff and 10 a.m. and ordered a cup of hot have been made. He said wit­ and her cement stoop. “Die!” Relations. Vaughan khows members of the Police De­ chocolate. luong Ly, 52, and his nesses saw the suspect using a was written in ketchup. Bridesburg — there have been partment’s Conflict Prevention wife, Lang Ly, 51, were working pay phone outside the Ly’s storv« Now a police cruiser sits other racial incidents there this and Resolution Unit are making behind the counter. before the shooting and then saw across the street and an officer year — and believes most of the their way through the communi­ ‘ The man was sipping his drink him again as he fled. writes down the name of every­ residents support Bridget Ward’s ty, trying to educate neighbors. and then suddenly jumped the The Ly family opened the one who knocks on Ward’s door. right to live wherever she pleases. “This can work out,” Vaughan counter and pulled a gun. store in a rundown neighbor­ Reporters and camera crews visit “I agree that it sounds like said. “That part I’m certain of. If . “There’s no money ... no hood despite warnings from rela­ every day. The mayor is promis­ there are people that don’t seem Mrs. Ward wants to stay, it is my money,” the couple told the rob­ tives that it was dangerous, the ing to protect her and her two to have heard of the civil rights belief that the neighborhood will ber, according to police. victim’s uncle told the Phila­ children. The FBI is trying to de­ movement,” Vaughan said. "But rise to the occasion.” That’s when Ly came from the delphia Daily News. termine if the woman’s civil rights have been violated in this episode. “I understand it,” said Ward’s sister, Vanessa Ward, who stood guard outside the narrow row home on Tuesday. "They hate us because we’re black.” Bridget Ward, a 32-year-old nursing school graduate looking for work, has said she never would have moved onto an all- white block if she had thought she faced trouble. “I was just looking for a place I could afford that had a base­ D rexel Sneak Preview ment and a big back yard,” she told the Philadelphia Daily News. “My girls need a place where Saturday, A pril 13th, 1996 they can rip and run.” These days the children aren’t 12:00 noon to 4:00 p.m . running anywhere but inside the cramped home. When they ven­ ture outside, under the watchful eyes of a relative, they can see a A new annual cam pus-w ide event for the entire D rexel com m unity Confederate flag a neighbor erected. and our prospective entering class of 1996! “You’re not wanted here,” a white man told Vanessa Ward Tuesday, half covering his face as he leaned out his pickup win­ Join Us Live on Arch Street: dow. “Bluebirds don’t mix with robins.” •R ecognition cerem ony for D rexel's cham pionship m en's basketball Dolores Dreiski lives down the block and said she had heard t e a m . about a petition demanding Bridget Ward pack up her family and get out. •M usic by one of Philadelphia's hottest cover bands “Why don’t we give them Africa to live?” Dreiski said. “If Strange as Angels one gets in, another gets in, then it’s aU black.” The woman quickly followed •Perform ances by D rexel perform ing arts groups includin G ospel her words with a disclaimer: “But they can live anywhere they Choir, Vocal Jazz Ensem ble, Fusion B and and the D rexel Dancers, want, can’t they? That’s what the governor said.” Others have gone out of their •Intram ural athletic tournam ents in volleyball and soccer. way to try to make up for the racism. An older man walked up to the home Tuesday with a •And m uch m ore... shopping bag filled with Easter gifts for Bridget Ward’s daugh­ ters — Jasmine, 3 and Jamilla, 9. “1 don’t have a problem as long as they don’t cause a prob­ Welcome our incoming fail class and lem,” a white woman speaking give them a taste of being a Drexel student! on condition of anonymity said, summing up an opinion expressed by several. Sponsored by: Drexel Enrollment, Athletics, Student Life, CAB and other Drexel Community members. Few black people choose to live in the city’s Bridesburg sec­ tion, where the median family National The Triangle • April 5,1996

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0 Culture and language Ed White 0 Internships ASSOCIATED PRESS GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — 0 Geography/Biology Seminar Michigan taxpayers will be socked with the legal bills of pri­ 0 History vate attorneys who sued to force the state to comply with a law 0 Anthropology that expands voter registration. Attorneys filed documents in federal court this week seeking $94,347 for the successful chal­ Harare, Zim babw e lenge against the Engler adminis­ tration. Information about the program and financial aid And because the state insists on taking the case to a federal is available. appeals court, the bill easily could go higher. S y r a c u s e U n i v e r s i t y “We’re entitled to reasonable fees based on reasonable hourly TERNATIONAL PROGRAMS ABROAD •U 9 EuclkJ Avenue, SyrCJCUSe, New York 13244-4170 rates,” said Paul Denenfeld of the 1 -800-235-3472 ■ 315-443-3471 American Civil Liberties Union in Detroit. “Most of us who do this kind of work are careful in keeping time records. We’re entitled to a significant amount of money.” In January 1995, Gov. John Engler ordered his departments to ignore a law that expanded voter registration at agencies that serve the poor and disabled. He said it was unnecessary, expen­ sive and an intrusion on state’s April is ... rights. But like governors in several other states, his argument ’^diled in court. Michigan began com­ NATIONAL COLLEGIATE ALCOHOL plying 13 months later, on Feb. 1. The state was sued by the U.S. AWARENESS MONTH Justice Department, the ACLU and a group called the Asso­ ciation of Community Organ­ izations for Reform Now, or t o HiH/McePA ACORN. The Justice Depart­ ment is not entitled to legal fees, Steex EdiuMtoxA on ClicoAol an d otAex Sk u g A but attorneys working for other groups can seek money under Uie law. There are at least eight attor­ neys involved; their fees range StStedM from $100 an hour to $175 per hour. Denenfeld is seeking $31,003.50, or $165 an hour. Samuel Walters, a Washington civil rights attorney, is asking for *98 $17,412.50, or $175 an hour. Lawrence Ottinger, the lead toas *97 attorney for ACORN who is also uu based in Washington, is trying to SBem MJU M tat *99 collect $15,081.50, or $155 an hour. t(Mti&*97 “My hourly rate would be far higher if billed at general £aiaeAa SUce tctSiOt *98 Washington, D.C., market rates,” he said. Spencer Livingston of New Orleans, representing a group named Project Vote, said he usu­ AfiettMtHed %; Clffice of, Student Meattfi &&uUceA and ally charges $200 an hour but would be happy to get $165 an (PjiogHontA cati eoctenaioa 2506 ok 7 fax hour, or $7,012.50. U.S. District Judge Douglas mme inpmnation. Hillman will decide how much will be paid if the state and the victorious lawyers cannot reach an agreement. Spokesman Chris DeWitt of the Michigan attorney general’s office said the attor­ neys’ documents were being a L reviewed. Denenfeld of the ACLU said WF? l l the bill would have been lower if the state had not been stubborn. No state has successfully fought the law. The U.S. Supreme Court refused to hear an appeal from California in January. The Triangle •April 5,1996 National Montana resident held rULATION as Unabomber suspect TO

Len Iwanski beard. right man,” he said. Michael J. Sniffen The search for the Una­ Theodore J. Kaczynski was THE WINNERS ASSOCIATED PRESS bomber — who is thought to be born May 22, 1942, in Chicago. LINCOLN, Mont. — A for­ responsible for three deaths and After finishing Evergreen Park OF THE DREXEL mer Berkeley math professor 23 injuries over nearly 18 years High School south of Chicago in suspected by relatives of being — appeared to have no connec­ three years, he attended Harvard STUDENT LIFE the Unabomber was in jail early tion to the standoff between fed­ University, graduating in 1962 Thursday after federal agents eral agents and the anti-govern- when he was barely 20. SEARCH FOR THE PERFECT PIZZA searched his cabin near a moun­ m ent separatists known as He then moved to the tain pass on the Continental Freemen near the town of University of Michigan, where he CONTEST Divide. Jordan, 350 miles to the east. received a m aster’s degree in A member of the Unabom Butch Gehring, a neighbor, 1964 and a Ph.D. in 1967, both in task force, speaking to The said the small cabin being mathematics. His dissertation Associated Press on condition of searched was the home of a Ted was titled “Boundary Functions,” anonymity, identified the man as Kaczynski, described as being a according to school officials. FIRST PLACE: POWELTON PIZZA Ted John Kaczynski and said he resident since 1971. He taught as an assistant pro­ had been using many aliases. “He was real shy, real quiet. fessor of mathematics at the Federal agents were said to have His conversations were short,” University of California at been following him for several Gehring said, describing Berkeley in the 1967-68 school SECOND PLACE: CALIFORNIA PIZZA weeks. Kaczynski as a hermit. year, according to Harvard and Bombing-making material “We like the looks of this guy Berkeley records. He resigned in THIRD PLACE; ROMARIO'S was found in the suspect’s cabin as the Unabomber, but we don’t June 1969. and law-enforcement officials have make-or-break evidence After quitting Berkeley, planned to charge him today in yet,” one federal law enforce­ Kaczynski lived in Utah in the the deadly attacks, The New ment official told The Associated late 1970s and early 1980s where York Times reported. Press. "We have some writings he did odd jobs and menial Chuck O’Reilly, sheriff of that match up, but we don’t have labor, according to the federal Lewis and Clark County, said 20 his tools yet. We want the official. He bought land in FBI agents searched the home on irrefutable motherlode of evi­ Montana 10-12 years ago and the west side of Stemple Pass, dence.” has been building a cabin there A .o '“ between Helena and Lincoln. Rick Smith, who retired just since then. SPRING T6/R/W ■’■i, Late Wednesday evening, on Friday from the FBI in San . Members of the man’s family MROBICS *3 O’Reilly said, Kaczynski was dri­ Francisco, headquarters of the found some old writings of his M onday T u e s d a y W e d n e sd a y T h u r s d a y fr id a y ven 40 miles over winding, gravel Unabom task force, said the while cleianing out their home in A A A A A A .1 A L A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A Annamarla b A A A A A A A A A A A b A A A A mountain roads to Helena where force had half a dozen good sus­ the Chicago suburb of Lombard, 1 2 :0 0 A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A Step b A A A A A A A < A A A A b A A A A he was taken to a small, window- pects in the case in recent where the family had moved less office the FBI maintains on months, and all but one of them after leaving Evergreen Park. The •4:30 J*»iea Jealea Tracy 4nnam arla Tracy the third floor of a downtown appeared less likely to be the .writings raised the family’s suspi­ S te p High S te p S te p . 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MCS Society no The surprise arose from the to win the free pizzas. It is unfor­ bunch ofdogs fact that no members of the MCS tunate that they chose to use our Society have attended home bas­ Society’s name, when they could Editor ketball games in recent years have easily formed their own Secure I am writing in response to an exhibiting lewd behavior. society, something like the “Lewd honor bestowed upon the MCS Thus began an investigation Student Society.” The calendar may have said it was April Foors Day when Society in the March 8 edition of that would leave no stone The MCS Society doesn’t the Triangle, as well as a letter unturned; how had the MCS endorse this kind of rude behav­ SpectaGuard took over campus security from Pinkerton, written to the editor by Jason Society been associated with all of ior, and for obvious reasons, we but it certainly wasn’t a joke. TWo instant additions to the Coady in the March 13 edition. this? To compound the confu­ are upset that two students have campus made SpectaGuard*s presence instantly obvious: The Math and Computer Science sion, one of the two supposed been parading around (literally, increased on-campus patrols and new security cameras. Society is a social/professional members apparently wears a apparently) as members of the The emphasis on campus patrols is a welcome addition. organization at Drexel open to cape, hiding his identity not Society, tarnishing our reputa­ unlike Batman. tion. In fact, this is perhaps^ the most im portant role Drexel math and computer science majors. In the end, we discpvered that Again, these two students have Security can play. Campus patrols serve as a warning to It is Drexel’s official student two people have been attending nothing to do with the MCS miscreants, but give students peace of mind at the same chapter of the Association for basketball games, claiming to be Society, For that reason, we must time. Guards sitting at desks or driving in vans can’t hear a Computing Machinery. representatives of the MCS respectfully transfer the award of shout for help. It was with some surprise that Society in order to win “pizza” in “Sports Dog” to its rightful own­ In addition to foot patrols, SpectaGuard has added a members of the MCS Society the “loudest student organization ers - two dorks that have nothing read about an “award” named in contest.” to do with the MCS Society but bike patrol. This is a great idea — bike patrols offer all the our honor in the March 8 Sports The facts: These two students will go to any length to win free benefits of foot patrols with the bonus of greater speed. section. The MCS Society was are not members of the MCS pizza, eyen if it involves wearing Unfortunately, SpectaGuard’s bike patrol only operates given the “Sports Dog” award Society and have never attended a cape and pretending to belong from 8:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. because they “continually bad­ a meeting in the past three years. to student organizations. The security cameras, however, are another issue. gered opposing players” at bas­ Few of the “real” members have M. Scott Smith even heard of them. President, MCS Society Cameras are the opposite of patrols — they are faceless, ketball games. Apparently two members of the MCS Society These students had no busi­ Computer Science '96 deaf and stationary. Instead of making students and faculty were showing up at home basket­ ness claiming to be representa­ feel secure, cameras makes them feel paranoid. ball games and exhibiting lewd tives of the MCS Society, and Editor's note: M. Scott Smith is a Surveillance cameras are good for a few things — watching behavior. only did this so they could qualify columnist for The Triangle. bike racks for example — but should not be deployed extensively

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John G ruber: Prisoner o f Gravity Engineers are stupid, just like the rest of us As a result tance rate — just about everyone who started in another college. that endeavors like engineering hard it is. of the good who applies gets in. Many Drexel But after four years, I know the require intelligence, and endeav­ Design arts students, however, old-fashioned students, if not most, are down­ ugly truth: Engineers are stupid ors like design require creativity. spend just as much time on their ass-kicking right dumb, just like those at too. The College of Engineering This is a misconception. work as engineers do. The differ­ Drexel gave most universities. is not the “smartest” college on Creativity is perhaps the surest ence is that they actually enjoy Memphis in But there’s a myth here on campus. It’s not the College of sign of intelligence humans can what they are doing. the first round campus that while the average Arts and Sciences, either. Nor the display. It is the keystone of most In fact, many would spend just of the NCAA student may be an idiot, the engi­ College of Business. work in the College of Design as many hours and pour just as tournament, neers are an exception. It goes as It’s the College of Design Arts. Arts. It is practically non-existent much effort into their work even this school received more public­ follows: Yes, Nesbitt. in the College of Engineering. if it didn’t count towards a ity than at any time in its 104- Engineering classes are the I’m sure you engineers are Engineering students fre­ degree. year history. hardest in the University. Engi­ having a good laugh at this point. quently suffer from the delusion Find out for yourself. Ask an The frequent question was neering students do more work When 1 was a freshman, there that they do more work than any engineer (who hasn’t read this this: What the hell is Drexel? I than other students. Only smart was nickname for students in the other students. column), “Do you enjoy the know. I was in Albuquerque for people can be engineers. Drexel is College of Design Arts: Nesbians. This is false, and even if it were homework you do for your the Syracuse game. labeled an engineering school I always thought it was a dumb true, it certainly isn’t proof of major?” Then ask the same ques­ The most frequent answer was because the engineering students nickname, and thankfully it intelligence. tion to a design arts student. this: An engineering school in are so much smarter than the oth­ seems to have disappeared. But Engineering students do While engineering majors suf­ Philadelphia. ers. the implications were clear — the indeed spend a tremendous fer through their work bitterly The “engineering school” label I bought into this when I first Nesbitt stereotype was (and is) a amount of time on their assign­ wallowing in their delusions of encourages comparisons to came here — and not only dumb female who wears strange ments and studies. So does every­ superiority while dreaming about schools like MIT or Cal Tech. because I was originally an engi­ clothing. one else. But so much of engi­ having fun, design arts majors are The implication is that we’re a neering major. I believed it I didn’t know any students neering is "plug-and-chug” having fun — by doing theii school populated with over­ because it made sense. from Nesbitt then, so I had no drudgery, engineers despise their work. achieving braniacs who also hap­ Engineering homework is opinion of them other than work. Every moment they spend Now who seems smarter? And pen to be terrific athletes. What a chock full of complicated math stereotypes. on their assignments is a moment who’s laughing now? great story! That sort of makes us that is incomprehensible to near­ Now, I know many design stu­ they’d rather be doing something “Northwestern Lite.” ly anyone else. Engineers make a dents, and in the course of nor­ else. John Gruber is editor-in-chief of The Of course, it’s not true. lot of money. Many students in mal conversation I usually find Engineers are often bitter, and Triangle and a senior nnajoring in com ­ Drexel students are not other colleges started out as engi­ them to be much brighter than they vent their frustrations by let- puter science. He has no idea what exceedingly intelligent. The neers (myself included). I’ve other students. ting the rest of us know how goes on in the College of Information University has a very high accep­ never met an engineering student Conventional wisdom holds much work they have and how or whatever-they-call-it.

Jonathan P oet: A Pig in Zen Magazines home to crazy advertisements I love magazines. I “amazing, foolproof 19 step plan for no women. What a party! $45 for his photo, yet Quentin Tarantino read a lot of theni. This seducing women!” Amazing? Foolproof? Some guy named James offered the best and Robin Williams also command $45. isri¥ because I have If this plan is so amazing, why are these advice of the evening by saying, "You' Where’s the logic in that? oodles of time on my guys hawking their books, audio cassettes know what my girlfriend says '— it’ll Demi Moore ($125) fetches nearly twice hands. It’s because I like and their first video, “How To Make a stretch a mile before it tears an inch.” See if as much as hubby Bruce Wiilis ($65). And to spend my time with a Woman Want You!!” in the back of a mag­ you can explain that one. in the worst tragedy of all Prince, Bob quality glossy publication. azine? I’ll tell you why. It’s because they’re Another funny ad I found was one for a Dylan and Paul McCartney are the ones They are a heck of a from New Jersey. And no cheeseball from psychic hotline where a clairaudient who are worth $350.1 would like to note lot of fun to read — New Jersey can pick up any women. And named Christina is “123 percent accurate that Duran Duran frontman Simon LeBon especially all the goofy ads. I’m talking how much is this priceless knowledge? on a bad day” and clairvoyant LaRue has a deservedly gets only $40 for his John about the ones that only freaks would Anywhere from $12.95 for a book on the “great southern accent.” We all under­ Hancocked photo. respond to. And the ones that are obvious­ 100 best opening lines to $29.95 for the stand how important the accent is to pre­ All I can think about when I look at ly illegal. Take a look in the back of just aforementioned video. dicting our uncertain future. Maybe that these ads are the classic ones at the back of about any magazine and you’ll see at least There are other ads in magazines for the means she can get Elvis tuned in real good. “Boys Life.” They were real ads. You could one ad from a place that sells cable lonely too, including a gaggle of phone sex Another great ad I found in Spy was a make a hovercraft out of an ordinary vacu­ descramblers that save you the money you ads. These are the ones for such cool collection of autographed entertainment um cleaner or buy X-Ray glasses to see spend (none) on cable descramblers. Of phone hangouts as “Pleasure Dome” and photos. On the page is a list of swimsuit people naked. They were products — course, these very same cable descramblers the “Hot Free Partyline.” Seeing as how models, actors and music celebrities. For products to believe in. are not to be used for anything illegal, like the latter line is free of charge, I figured I anywhere from $35 to $350 you can have a Now, all you get is sex with a phone stealing cable or committing a murder. should find out if this is w oi^ one’s time. framed autographed color photo of your receiver and books entitled “Picking Up In a recent jaunt through the magazine Well, the number in the magazine was favorite star. Girls Made Easy.” What a crock. stand yielded some fantastic finds in the busy, but a recording of a lusty lady led me The problem is that there is absolutely ads. And not just the ridiculous electronics to another “hot” party line. So, I called that no justification whatsoever for the price Jonathan C. Poat is a junior majoring in mechani­ devices. Stuff that real people might use. one. Hanging out on the partyline at 10:30 differences between actors. Charlie Sheen, cal engineering. Thanks to his new video, he For example, Symphony Press offers an p.m. were two sleazy-sounding guys and who is pretty much washed up, commands knows the secret to masculine sexiness.

M ichael B usier: The Prolocutor Ac^in At this time last year the newly ed such a wide difference of opin­ approval rating has never risen Republicans have is the “worried Bob Dole and found very strong elected, Republican controlled ions that it appeared as if the above 49 percent. Only Jimmy white male.” There are currently support from white male workers Congress was in the midst of front runner, Bob Dole, would Carter and Gerald Ford, both of bills pending before the legisla­ who have lost opportunity, he passing legislation that they had a not win the nomination. And whom lost reelection bids, had ture in 38 states to gut affirmative also helped the Republican Party. “Contract with America” to pass. now that he has won, there has lower ratings. action. California, which has 54 There is now a very large number The mood had changed so dra­ been so much damage done to “Does Clinton deserve to be electoral votes and currently of people ready to vote for a matically from' the prior his character that there appears reelected?” Forty-one percent favors Clintdn, has placed the Republican candidate who Congress that most people to be “no way” any Republican said yes, which is statisticdly sim­ California Civil Rights Initiative promises action to help restore believed the Republican revolu­ candidate can beat President ilar to the 43 percent of the vote on the November ballot. This act opportunity for the neglected tion would continue well into Clinton. But the Republicans he received in 1992. That may will eliminate all state-run race white male. 1996. have some aces in the hole. mean the voters were more inter­ and gender preference programs. The bottom line is that They further believed that The first is Bill Clinton him­ ested in terminating George Bush Current polls indicate the public although current polls indicate President Clinton’s social welfare self. The Roper Center has pub­ than they were in electing Bill favors this action by more than a Clinton could beat Dole, a lot can agenda, which initially included lished a compilation of polls Clinton. 2 to 1 margin. happen between now and National Health Insurance was examining how the public views Add to this the fact that 61 President Clinton defends November. If the Republicans dead. There was virtually “no the current Presidellt. Although percent of those surveyed believe affirmative action programs, play their cards right and use way” he would be reelected. some small variances do exist, all the administration iis “knowingly although he is downplaying his their aces wisely. Dole will occu­ Things, however, are dramatical­ reveal similar findings: the public covering up information” on support. He says he can fix the py the White House next ly different this year. does not trust Bill Clinton. Whitewater, and Bill Clinton problems with affirmative action January. During the initial Republican As an example, Clinton is the becomes an ace in the hole for the without ending the program. primaries, Pat Buchanan, Steve only President in modern times Republicans. How? It seems impossible. Mika Buslar is a tw o -tim e g ra d u a te o f Forbes and the others had creat­ (since World War II) whose The other significant ace the While Pat Buchanan bashed Drexel pursuing a Ph.D. in economics. 12 The Triangle • April 5,1996

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Francis Wisniewski « SPORTS EDITOR Five wins. Twelve losses. It’s an ugly record, Drexel softball coach Patty O’Neill will admit it, but it doesn’t show what the women’s softball team is really accomplishing on the field. Last year, the team finished 18-32-1, and just seven of the 14 lettermen on the team were returning to play this season. The roster includes seven freshmen; the starting lineup has three. Consequently, not much was expected out of the team for this season. There have been a lot of encouraging signs in those 12 losses. First, shortstop Jaime Long has been a standout at the plate batting .386 coming into this week. “Jaime is hitting well, she has been carrying us offensively,” Coach O’Neill said. She leads the team in batting average, hits, runs, doubles, slugging percent­ Noah Addis The Triangle age, and on-base percentage. Long is leading in most offen­ Drexel defeated Penn in both games of a doubleheader in a non-conference meeting on April 3. Jeannet Chabot pitched a two-hitter in the first game. ,, j. , sive categories while the rest of the team is hitting just .202 and is ERA. She has pitched in 14 of the ing only one passed ball com­ yet to have a triple or home run. 17 games this season, but with 34 pared to last season’s totals of The team has scored just 39 runs games this month, she can’t be three errors and 16 passed balls. in 17 games while allowing 78. expected to do this all season. Defensively the team has been Hitting was the main concern “Jeannette is carrying us. She is shaky, making 36 errors and coming into the season, batting our strength. Her stats are allowing 28 unearned runs. only .238 last season, but things decent. She is a tough pitcher, Forget about the record should get better. “The contact but her record doesn’t do her though, it doesn’t really matter with the ball is much better. At justice,” stated O’Neill. since league play begins Friday, some point we will break out, we Much of the season’s success April 5 against Boston University are making much more consis­ will depend on sophomore and continues Saturday against tent contact. We have a great hit­ Shanda Richer and freshman Maine. Boston was picked sec­ ting instructor in assistant coach Marty Susko to start the games ond in the preseason coaches’ Carla Camino. I feel comfortable, Chabot is unable to. Richer is 2-4 poll, and will be a good test to see we just have had bad luck,” with an ERA of 4.33; Susko has how well this team can compete O’Neill said. pitched just one game so far giv­ in the North Atlantic Camino knows a lot about hit­ ing up sbc runs, just three earned, Conference. ting. She batted .487 her senior in a loss to Wright State. Unlike past seasons, only the season at Rutgers, finishing “Shanda and Marty are young, top six in the conference will fourth in the nation and was a they’re going to make mistakes advance to the NAC tournament. Northeast Region All-America because of inexperience, but they “We go out to win everyday, but selection. O’Neill though knows are progressing just like everyone we are keying on conference pitching. She had a 1.24 career else. We need a pitching rota­ play,” O’Neill said. “With only ERA for Delaware and threw tion, they will have to chip in,” six teams making the tourna­ three no-hitters. O’Neill said. ment it makes the regular season Poor hitting can be overcome The most improved player is more important.” with good pitching and the senior catcher Heather Pandullo. The NAC has two very good Dragons seem to have that She has improved her batting teams this season in Hofstra and although the staff isn’t deep. average from .226 to a superb Boston University, but the other Jeannette Chabot is the Dragons .302 and has improved her six are evenly matched, making Noah Addis The Triangle leading pitcher with a record of already good glove, making just every game important in the 3-7 and two saves and a 2.81 one error this season and allow­ standings. Defensively, Drexel has struggled In the early season, committing 36 errors.

Sports Schedule Home games in bold at Drexel field. Saturday 6 Monday 8 Wednesday 10 I Thursday 11

12KX)noon M-Baseball 12:00 noon M-Baseball at Hartford 3:00 p.m. W-Softball 3:00 p.m . W-Softballl 3:00 p.m. M-Lacrosse vs. Towson vs. Towson St. at Rider vs. St Andrew's 1:00 p.m. W-Softball vs. Maine 2:30 p.m. W-Softball 3:30 p.m . M-Tennis 3:00 p.m. M-Baseball 3:30 p.m. M-Baseball vs. Boston U. 1:00 p.m. M-Tennis vs. Morgan St atVillanova vs. LaSalle VS.TBA @ th e Vet @ th e Vet 1:00p.m. M-Golfvs. BostonU.@EdgmontCountiydub 4 :3 0 p.m . W -L acro sse at Bucknell 5:30 p.m. W-Lacrosse 1:00 p.m. W-Lacrosse vs. Delaware vs. St Joe's

2:00 p.m. M-Lacrosse at New Hampshire M- Golf NAC championships © H artford The Triangle • April 5,1996 Sports 15 CBS knew little about Drexel basketball Jonathan Poet Derrek Dickey didn’t give Drexel inclusion. He even ran down the every-other student, or using in Bill Herron (sic) has gone way ED-OP EDITOR an ounce of credit until late in the roster of the Big Five for any some new form of calculus. Day­ up.” He even went so far as to It’s been a while since Drexel second half, Dickey spread some dunces out there who didn’t time undergraduate enrollment spell our coach’s name for any­ men’s basketball finished up erroneous information about know: Penn, St. Joe’s, Temple, was somewhere in the ballpark of one who didn’t know: “I’ll spell it there season, losing at the hands Malik Rose. Villanova and Duquesne. No one 5,600 last fall, and that excludes for ya!,” he yelled, “H-E-R-R-0- of Syracuse. Well, it was actually Midway through the first half has explained to me when LaSalle evening and graduate students. N. Herron.” After his rant, Phelps only a few weeks ago, but that’s of the Memphis game he called changed their name and location. said, “I think there’s an ‘i’ in an eternity to the die-hard fan. Malik Rose “an average rebound­ Dick Vitale, Round One there, Dick.” Yes, Dick, there is. And there’s a true test of one’s er, but not a great one.” Yes, the CBS, Round Two Looking at ESPN’s coverage There were other oversights, die-hardness too. See if you saw number two rebounder in the In order for CBS viewers to after the Drexel win over like the commentators astound­ and heard the mistakes made in history of the NCAA is quite the understand Drexel a little better, Memphis, one might expect to ing revelation that the Drexel the national television coverage average player. the graphics people at CBS put find some interesting commen­ Band played “Rocky” before the of Drexel’s short but sweet run in together a little info bar to let tary. Rather, we got a speech Syracuse game, as they did before the NCAA Tournament. Here are Derrek Dickey, Both Rounds people know about us. They from Digger Phelps about how every single game this year. Still, the highlights: Duquesne. For anyone who included our location as badly Memphis played in their the four errors listed above were, doesn’t know, Duquesne is locat­ “Philadelphia,” our founding last three games and a rant from by far, the worst. It made for Derrek Dickey, Round One ed near Pittsburgh. Yet, in both date as “1891” and our enroll­ Dick Vitale. entertaining, maybe even frus­ As if it wasn’t bad enough that broadcasts Dickey referred to the ment as about 4,400. Vitale showed his complete trating, viewing for the die-hard commentators Tim Brando and sacred Big Five and Drexel’s non­ Now, they are either counting stupidity, saying that “the stock Drexel fan.

Mascot update Dragon loses close battle

After defeating Willie the Wildcat from Northwestern 60 percent to 40, the POP QUIZ Dragon lost the closest match of the ESPNet battle of the mascots to Benny Beaver of Oregon State by only 44 v o tes. 1. How many times have you missed this semester? In the final the W isconsin badger defeated Otto the Orange by 1 per­ a) None. cent. If the Dragon would have beaten Oregon, he would have ironically b) Fewer than five times. faced the Syracuse Orange in the final four. c) 1 800 CALL ATT. The Triangle now solicits your opinion - should we give the Dragon a silly d) Where’s Dylan? name like the rest of the big-time schools or just be content that our mascot is not made out of garbage bags like the St. Joe's Hawk. E-mail your comments to st91c4mm@ 2. Someone calls you collect, using 1 800 CALL ATT. What happens? dunxl.ocs.drexel.edu. a) You accept because you and the person calling are automatically entered to win an internship on Beverly Hills, 90210? Sports Heroes b) You accept because It always costs less than 1 800 COLLECT.* Kris Doiron, Baseball Went 6-15 (.400) with two homeruns, c) You accept because he/she might be Dylan. and seven RBIs.He leads Drexel in bat­ ting (.444), RBI (19), hom e runs (four), d) All the above. slugging percentage (.778), and on- base percentage (.569). Doiron holds almost every batting and pitching record in Drexel baseball history, or will break them by the end of this year. 3. What’s the best thing to do while watching Beverly Hills, 90210*? a) Study. Rutgers-Camden Reinstated their basketball program b) Listen to David’s rap song. last week after I gave them Sports Dog six weeks ago. c) Hope for a guest appearance by Dylan. d) Call a friend collect using 1 800 CALL ATT (you might win the Beverly Sports Dogs Hills, 90210* Internship and listen to David’s rap song In person). Bam Morris Michael Irvin Both players performed at the top of their gam es in the Super Bowl, yet 4. You have to call your parents for money. Select the most appropriate scenario: were caught in the off-season with marijuana and cocaine. a) You use 1 800 CALL ATT because you know you’ll get more money Both will undergo trials in the upcom ­ ing weeks, each facing up to 20 years out of them. in prison. If found guilty, both players should get b) You use 1 800 CALL ATT because that way you’ll get another chance enough years so that when they get out of jail they are too old to play and to win the Beverly Hills, 90210* Internship. have no means of making money off their fame as Mike Tyson has done. c) You’re doing It to get a bigger TV set. Plus, Bam should get an extra five for making it hard for my favorite team, d) All the above. the Steelers, to get to the Super Bowl next season.

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HI and Lois characters O King Features Syndicate, Inc. Please don't sue. Page 18 THETRIAKGU April 5,1996 Apartments Apartments Apartments Apartments Index within two blocks of Drexel Gym; clean, safe Room for rent in Private Home (Bala Cynwyd-15 One bedroom 3408 Spring Garden St. New reno­ 3631 Lancaster Ave- New Luxury 2 Br, safe/secure. affordable apts. avail. Some with w/d or deck. min. from school). ISO female graduate vation, third floor, new appliances, paint, carpeted Central Air, W/W carpet, DW, Washer/Dryer, The Triangle offers listings in the Small, well-behaved pets welcome. Call 610-664- student/professional. Private suite with private floors, living room, tile t»th, share yard and base­ Intercom, garbage disposal. No pets. Call 222- 7779. bathroom. W/W, W/D. Large garden, lots of stor­ ment. Washer/dryef. Private entrance, economical 2625. Available September 1st. following categories. age space. Very secure area with parking. Seeking 2 BR apt. Within 2 blocks of campus for gas heat. $450+ available April 1 st. 386-6722. 3318 Arch—Huge 2 Br, 2 bath, bi-level. Safe & Available April 1st. $375. (610) 667-2426 leave Newly renovated apartments. 3408 Spring secure. Dishwasher, carpet, yard. $1260/month, Apartments Immediate occupancy. Interest in rent $700 or message. (Short-term lease possible)______under, gas heat. Please call Maren @ 215-750- Garden St. first floor, front bi-level. All new two includes heat/H W. Washer/Dryer Facilities. No 3331 Spring Garden St. 2 Bedroom 3rd floor, liv- SubleU 3562.______bedroom, tile bath, carpeted bedrooms, interior Pets. Available Sept 1 st. Call 22-2625. Good for 4. ing room Il'xIS', Bedrooms 12'x12' & l l 'x l l’, Roommates 3W1 Lancaster 3rd. FI. Lg One bedrm. modern security bars, economical gas heat, share yard + Three bedroom, 1.5 baths recently renovated row kitchen 12’x8'. 5 blocks from campus. $440 + utili­ home, central air, washer/dryer, hard wood and throughout C/A, 5425.00 Plus utilities. Claude basement. Washer+ Dryer. $550 + available April For Sale ties, Heat & hot water included. $480 for 3. No rugs. $620 plus. Available immediately 657-6657. BonifVE 473-5900 smoking/ drinking. (215) 222-6060 or 662-1132. 1st 386-6722.______Wanted 3312 HAMILTON STREET: Efficiencies, one and GREY GABLES 312 No. 33rd St. 4 Bedrms & tile Around the comer from Drexel and Penn. Student Huge two bedroom. 3408 Spring Garden St. New Text Books Renovation. Two large bedrooms, tile bath, pow­ two bedrooms from $299/mo up. Heat gas and bath. Heat & hot water Incl. Call nowH Claude preferred, 3 great roommate and 2 cats. Includes hot water incl. All apts. have walk-in closets, lots large bedroom-20x10', large closet & bay win­ der room, large kitchen, economical gas heat, Services BonlR/E 473-5900______of windows, walking distance to school. 349- dow. Share: living room, kitchen, bathroom, bal­ share yard + basement. Washer/ Dryer, Living 1 BR in 2 BR apt. room has large closet and air 9429.______Help Wanted cony. Laundry room in the building. Call 386- room. $575+Call 386-6722.______conditioner. Apt. includes kitchen, dining area, liv­ 0765.______Apartment 1 bedroom, 36th and Baring, plain an 3600-06 Spring Garden St- Effic. and 1 Bedrooms, Lost & Found ing room, bathroom, W/W carpet throughout, Heat, Hot Water included- secure buildings. • One bedroom available in a nice apartment. nice, 10 minute walk to campus. Available for Announcements washer dryer on floor, good location $ 275+ call $99.00 Security deposit special—Effic. $325/1BR- Starting from April. Clean, safe neighborhood, spring-fall term. $400/month + utilities. Call 386- 247-2503 avail, immed. S3S0. ’For March Lease On!/ Call 551-9100 Personals one block from campus(34th & Race St.) Share 4599 or Email [email protected] Great Location, 3310 Arch St., 3rd. flr. REASON­ 37th & Baring - Large Bedroom Apt, Modern kitchen and bathroom with a very nice room­ 3620 Baring St. Studio, 2nd floor front. Bedroom ABLE RENT, S875/month. 3 bedroom with 1 bath, mate. $27250/ month, heat Included, must seel Kitchen, W/W Carpet, Contemporary design, pri­ 12'x13’, kitchen 7'x13'. 5 blocks from campus, available July 1 or soon after spring term. Call 222- Call Flora: 382-5711 or 895-1829 leave a message. vate entrance. Must see! Ask about Free Month. Pladnii Classifieds 2043 or Marty @662-1500.______$370 including all utilities. $420 for 2, 3 months Call Wood Realtors. 386-2800. 3741 Lancaster 3rd FI. Lg one bedroom modern advance (negotiable) No smoking/drinking. 215- Bright, 3-story Victorian complete renovation 6 Br, 501N. 35th Street at Spring Garden. 1st floor Throughout C/A $425 plus utilities Claude Boni 222-6060 or 662-1132.______The deadline for placing a classified freshly painted efficiency 12'x13', private bath & R/E 473-5900. 2 tile bath, D/W, central air, huge living room, 3331 Spring Garden, 2 t»edroom, 3rd floor, living ad is 5:00 p.m. on the Tuesday kitchenette, laundry room on first floor. close to Drexel & Transportation. Available Jur)e 1 Grey Gables 312 No. 33rd St. 4Bedrms & tile bath room 11’xIS', bedrooms 12'x12’ & 11'xl 1', kitchen S310/month. Heat & hot water included. No heat & hot water incl. Call now!! Claude Boni R/E or July 1. SI 200/mo + Call Robert 625-4995. before the ad's publication date. 12'x8‘, 5 blocks from campus. $440 + utilities. smoking/drinking. (215) 222-6060. 473-5900. 3839 Lancaster Ave. Newly Renovated, 3 BR, 2 Heat & Hot Water included. $480 for 3. No smok- Forms are available outside The bath house. W/D, DW, skylight, oak floors, alarm ing/ drinking. 215-222-6060 or 662-1132. system, security bars, available June 1 Pets OK. Triangle office at 3010 MacAlister 6 BDRM House. Available April 1.3 baths, exposed $725.00+call 386-0532.______Hall. They m ust be com pleted in full brick, beams dishwasher, W W, WD. 32nd & 34th & Spring Garden Sts. 2 Bedrm apts.. avail. In and writing should be legible. Hamilton $1250.382-3218. historically cert. BIdg. Washer/dryer in each apt. Apartment for rent. 2 Bedroom. Available imme­ From $600.00 Plus util. Call 215-386-6450 days; or If there are no copies of the diately! Must rent! S575/Month. All utilities includ­ 610-353-5207.______classified form available, write your ed except elec. 34th & Powelton. Call 243-0239 36th & Lancaster. Great 6 bedroom Apt. Laundry. anytime. Available June '96. S250/person. 3208 Baring 4 ad on a full sheet of paper. You must include your name, organization, phone numbe/ and BEIGE BLOCK address. If you are a Drexel student, include your student number. Living irff can^ptM with Always make note of the date the Campus AiMrtmcnCs dix>s ad was placed, and the section in hdw iciiwis h»r | .st3irtMX m ' which you wish the ad to appear. Be Uh! In UnK'^tv C%. Ako, In Person sImttJo bd'< pnjvidesdtHJr ti) ^Philadelphia s ^est ^Parties (loot iioi'vici!, iK> fiion; trujntt Place forms in the slot outside The itopx. A RMintenaivx : ttutocituJly re«(xxu)»tt> Triangle office. A special place is the first step toward a successful event whether it’s a banquet for 500, a cocktail party for 15, or a corporate meeting for 50. 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You must TO APPLY: Applications on hand in the include your phone number with Main Building, room 225B or call Marie DREXEL UNIVERSITY youi correspondence. Scheb at 895-2499. No refunds will be given. The Triangle • April 5,1996 Classifieds 19 Sublets Sublets For Sale For Sale Text Books Bedroom. S1100. Central air & parking. Call 387- Netscape 2.0, and more. 3 MO. Ask $2700. Must gles, tapes, drawing taWe w/chair. Moving must Almost new books for MBA Foundation courses. 4137.______Roommates sell, contact Bom 386-0202. sell. Call evenings, leave message 564-5262, Used only in Winter 1996. No lines or marks in 2 Bedroom Apt. 3 min. from Drexel secure, carpet­ 2 Female roommates wanted to share modern 3 91 Honda Accord, excellent condition, full-loaded, Car for Sale! '89 Subaru XTB, Auto. A/C cruise, con­ books. Marketing Management 311 = > 3rd bedroom house at 3206 Baring Street. Large ed air conditioned are heated. S625 montiily call 82K miles. Asking $7000. Call Fang 387-4542 trol, am/fm. Full load, 72K miles. Excellent condi­ Edition. Human Resources Management=> 6th rooms with wall-to-wall carpeting. Monitored edition, POM 311=> 5 th edition. Call 215-387- 222-4158 Luiza or Ashadee. tion. Ask $4900 obo, must sell. Call (610) 366- security system, central air, washer/dryer, dish­ 19TV, lyr old, $95. Full size mattress and box (like 4241. 3303 Powelton Ave. 1 bedroom spacious clean, new) lyr old. $50. Full set of Golf clubs $100. 2062. washer and garbage disposal. Reasonable rent. Hey do you have the book for: Econ 201, Fin 350 sunny, several closets. Cable installed, 5 minutes For more info call Karin (215) 243-1479. 1992 Trek 830, 16.5*; Shimano components; Car For Sale! 90 Geo Prizm, 5 speed, 4 door, 55K walk to campus. $400 + utilities. Hot water includ­ PSci 100? I don't feel like being molested by the Female roommate needed to share 1 bedroom extras include Blackburn mountain rack w/ miles excellent condition. Must see! Ask $4200 bookstore. Cali Mr. Henry 662-0848. ed. Available April 1st. Call 222-6652 and leave a Nashbar container bottleholder and unused Bell obo. Call Larry at 243-0946. message. apt. very nice and all furnished, only 195 a month Chem 241 & 242, Che 217, Hum 101, MCS 121 & everything included. Call 222-8846.______Helmet. Bike in new condition- only used a few IKEA White wall unit 4'x6' holds TV, 3 shelves, 2 For immediate sublet: 2 Bedroom, 1 bath apart- 132, MCS 170. Call 587-9392. Female roommate needed to share large room in times. Store cost $550+, asking $325. Leave mes- doors, lyear old, moving must sell. Call evenings, ment with eat-in kitchen, upstairs attic, & porch. sage at 843-9398.______34th & Baring St. Call 662-1094.______5 bedroom house. 2 kitchens, 3 bathrooms, wash­ leave message 564-5262. Services Great Big Office Desk with Chair- $20. Sofa $20. er/dryer, and deck. $250 + utilities. Located at Save 50% on you long distance phone bill- no Around the corner from Drexel and Penn. Student 34th and Powelton. Must see! Call immediately at Call Vance at 382-0821.______preferred, 3 great roommate and 2 cats. Includes Wanted cost-start saving today. For details,. Call Michelle 382-6814 or 387-8605. Beige Sleep Sofa. Excellent condition, 6 months large bedroom-20x10', large closet & bay win­ Hey do you have the book for.. Econ 201, Fin 350 @609-268-9023______One bedroom available in a nice apartment. old, originally $1200. Asking $500- obo. Needs to dow. Share: living room, kitchen, bathroom, bal­ PSci 100? I don't feel like being molested by the Moving? Need a van? I'm your man! Reasonable Starting from April. Clean, safe neighborhood, cony. Laundry room in the building. Call 386- move. Make an offer. 215-885-6237. bookstore. Call Mr. Henry 662-0848. rates-call Lenny. Beeper: 452-4213. Voice Box: one block from campus(34th & Race St.) Share 0765.______87' Buick Skyhawk, 4-door, fuel injected, complet- 871-9707 kitchen and bathroom with a very nice room­ Looking to go West after this semester! Will split One bedroom available in a nice apartment. ed with Alarm system, and in good condition. gas S$ and driving. Call 464-8661—Tony international Calling Card, LOW RATES to all coun­ mate. $272.50/ month, heat included, must see! Asking $3500 call before 9:00p 215-844-2930 Starting from April. Clean, safe neighborhood, Call Flora: 382-5711 or 895-1829 leave a message. Rucksack tries. Japan $0.61/min.., France 0,54, Taiwan 0.84, one block from campus(34th & Race St.) Share please leave name and message. U.K. 0.39, Hong Kong 0,65, India 1,26, anywhere Immediately needed roommate. Spacious room, Earn $15. Participate in a research study on fine kitchen and bathroom with a very nice room­ Bedsets, 5 pieces, nice condition, together $250. USA 0,25. 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' The Triangle • April 5,1996 Entertainment 23 These guys are different Fast cars and Frisco Musk for Mormons from page 24 no m atch for Donnie The lead singer, Brian, sounds like Matthew Sweet (not a bad He's no Crockett from page 24 familial. It just seems out of thing, just not as good as the real place. thing). Friday nights at 10:00 to watch So does the goofy direction. Musically, the band is solid, this thing, but 1 don’t care, The street scenes are NYPD Blue but they’ve yet to master the art because I have two very impor­ knock-offs, complete with urgent of the pause. See, the idea of a tant words for you: Miami Vice. jerky shots. Yet, there is also a lot pause is that you build up I was a huge fan of that show. of straight action sequencing, momentum and suddenly quit. It was that very police drama that and even more artistic stuff. Then, and this is the impor­ no show before touched in terms The second episode had a tant part, you resume and kick of creativity, depth and charac­ beautiful opening sequence shot even harder. The Verve Pipe ter. Nothing approaches the sur­ in slow motion. However, when never kicks, they just wimp out realism of Miami Vice. you juxtapose that with the and fade away. Well, that show is no longer urgency of some of the other It’s not that they suck, they on the air. But, you can bet your shots, it just doesn’t feel kosher. just don’t offer anything that scholarship that Bridges will On the plus side, Johnson really makes you want to rewind remind you of the does a decent any one song and loop it until very same show. job, as does you puke. Just look at the Cheech Marin? You can’t blame them for try­ first episode. Two words for The latter is ing to be good, it’s just that they It’s all there: you: Miami Vice currently listed really should develop a style of Johnson as the as a guest star, their own. Posers. Aldo Mauro RCA Records hot-shot cop but it certainly Hey, if you’re looking for If not for the band, the/d spend all of their time checkin' out cool Web Sites. dude (although this time lacking wouldn’t surprise me to see him good rainy day/background the straight-arrow partner), a stay. The rest of the supporting music, get this album. But if you buzz, go out and get the real Music wacky informant (this time it’s a cast is pretty good, but nothing want something that’s going to thing and do the Dew. shotgun-toting tough girl), all to write the Emmys about. stand out and stay in your shuf­ ▲ ▲ A sorts of electronic surveillance Of course, the biggest charac­ fle, avoid this guy. It’s a lot like The Verve Pipe equipment, an “undercover” car ter in Miami Vice was the city MeUoYello. mians (this time a late ’60s yellow itself. Although San Francisco If you’re thirsty for a good RCA Records Barracuda convertible) and a bad should provide a similar depth, it guy that the cops let go, sort of. doesn’t. That’s too bad, because It’s a great time to reminisce. it really could make a difference. Well, in this day of the indus­ So, Nash Bridges is a time to Coming to the Triangle area try-standard NYPD Blue, you reminisce about the ’80s. The can guess that it’s only nice in a decade when white suits, pink nostalgic sort of way. It doesn’t shirts and sockless feet were cool. TheScale try to be real. No, Johnson’s pad It’s fun to watch, but don’t is way too cool for that, as is the expect to become addicted. It All Triangle Entertainment reviews are huge shootout which takes place just never becomes the alternate subject to the world-famous Triangle there. reality of night that made the rating scale. The first two episodes, while a dark Miami Vice so cool. ▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ Q joyride to watch, also showed ▲A A A Wing signs of the introspection that made Miami Vice so fantastic. Of AAA Finger course, it also seemed lame next Television A A 15 percent to the chase scenes and brawls. AA A Safety There is no surreal brooding Nash Bridges The name sounas iiKe a lubricated easy chair. The music sounds just as from the protagonists — only Don Johnson cheap talk of ex-wives (Johnson cool. Varneline at the Khyber Pass Pub. 56 S. 2nd Street, on Thursday, Fridays at 10:00 has two) and other matters CBS April 11. Doors at lOish. For information call 440-9683.

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You want albums? iVe have albums. You want tickets? We have tickets. The Nixons, April 14, Sublime, April 12, andDancehall Crashers, April 15. Now, we all know that there is no such thing as a free lunch, and the same goes for way cool CDs and concerts. Start your Spring with zing and notjust a little of the music thing. But wait What about the catch? Just stop by the Triangle office, iOlOMacAlister, and tell the staffers how much you envy their

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No. Album Artist 1. Coming Busta Rhymes behind power chords 2. Tiny Music Stone Tennple Pilots 3. Score Fugees Mike Thornton 4. Anthology 2 Beatles TONE DEAF 5. Jagged Little Pill Alanis Morissette 6. Live at the World Cafe Volume 2 After hearing “Sister,” the first 7. Under the Bushes Guided By Voices single off The Nixons new 8. Songs in the Key o fX Music from the X-Files album, F o m a , I was hesitant to 9. Mercury Falling Sting hear the rest of the songs. I’ve 10. We the People Groove Collective been bi*rr.ed before by bands 11. Born on a Pirate Ship Barenaked Ladies whose only cool song was 12. Different Class Pulp released on the radio. 13. Tigerlily Natalie Merchant Just look at Del Amitri, 14. Colossal Head Los Lobos Tripping Daisy, and Urge 15. Boys for Pele Tori Amos 16. Resident Alien Spacehog Overkill, to name a few. But, sur­ 17. Golden Heart Mark Knopfler prisingly, the other tracks on 18. Dead Man Walking Soundtrack Fom a are as good, if not better. m 19. Garbage Garbage I’m really hoping that The 20. Braveheart Soundtrack Nixons don’t pull a Pearl Jam. I hope they don’t try to change their style, experiment and never come close to the greatness that Web Site-O-Rama they have on Fom a. But, just like Ten, one perfect album is more than most bands ever accomplish. httpV/ibjeit>org>/civix.htmi Rarely does a band continue and keep their edge. AC/DC has, FEDERAL BUDGET and so has Green Day. That’s MCA Records what keeps a band from becom­ UMp0Ui Check out all the hair on the palm of the hand of the guy on the right. You $8,387,900 0 OOt ing a one-hit wonder. tU.f09 0O.OOt oov know what they say. Why, though, does he rub it on his face? $100,000 O.Olt Stick with something good $».$04 O.OIV t3,5B4,44S 0 35$ once you’ve found it — and The jatrt.Xar.awat mo, 000 0.02t $92.*34 o.oitr rrtytt InAiw $375,099 0.04$ Nixons have most definitely to just sky rocket — and it does. a record company thinks of their $M.M0.199 0.28t $a.91i.423 0.281T $266,072,038 25.94$ found it. Very few CDs have given me new band by how much thought $32,338,772 3.13$ ♦17,789,320 1.72lr At times, they range from goosebumps. they put into their artwork on * $204,010,705 t9.7i> $11,078,849 1.13$ $39,099,100 3.491T Seven Mary Three to a thrashing Well, Wilson Phillips gave me the CD case. Just look at Stone $9,970,028 0.58$ $30,190,893 2.92$ Bush. bumps, but that was for a very Temple Pilots or The Smashing $34,890,988 3.38ST $8,572,924 0.83$ $199,727,990 19.34$ Neither of these comparisons different reason altogether. Pumpkins. $488,000 0.07$ $7,019,309 0.08$ are bad, especially since ^ey take Anyhow, what also sets these MCA has bet their advertising $^.849 0.02$ $10.$14.499 1.03$ $775,000 0.08$ that influence and throw it a little guys apart from all of the dollar that The Nixons will be a $39,994 0.00$ $193,330 0.01$ further and mold it into their wannabees is their lyrical con­ hit, and ri^tly so. $21,947 0.00$ $430,320 0.04$ own trademark. tent. F om a is 13 tracks of alterna­ It says a lot about a band when In “Fellowship,” they make tive rock bliss. you yell in your head for a song reference to Oral Robert’s Spend your bucks on it and famous tower-begging incident, you won’t be disappointed. In cm you didn't knowi there's no room in the budgetfor "Revered Deceiver, high in your Enjoy it now, because if history c^opim e aiid peoni^ibilttie massages. Not a penny spent tower needing my money to live. repeats itself, their next album tbbeaiitify your drabHvingroom with gold plateddiess I say that you can die, for I do should be crap. ^ sets iHued oniheclKuactefslirom the A>Team. Find outaR > not agree that He needs my sil­ th»(»th«^ng$ the government doesn't want you to have. : 4 ver. He’s got my soul and I know Music O io^^ittthell. S.fi|defailHtdget and your like many oth> ' that he needs nothing more. I ers, wittb^etaimaiid^hniteertO Dav even more. await his call ... ali ali in come ▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ free.”- Hey, it’s a far cry from “I The Nixons J>J> kissed a girl.” Foma You can usually tell how much MCA Records

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so I was quite excited to watch real Bruce Lee and decided to over the pastel past him kick some bad-guy butt. honor his mentor by naming So, sitting in my barcalounger, himself after Bruce number one. No more pink shirts Center, MTV and anything on drink in one hand, remote in the 1 felt like number two. Comedy Central. No, I watch the '-'erve pipe other, I cued the tape. About 20 How could they deceive me for this guy, but he network TV on breaks. minutes into the movie, I was like that? Although I thoroughly still knows what the Spring break was no different. really having a cool time, but I enjoyed watching the fake Bruce, I watched all sorts of stuff. noticed a funny thing, Bruce Lee it still just wasn’t the same as the ladies like: ass kickin' Included in that palette of televi­ still hadn’t shown up. I thought original. Such is the case with sion were two episodes of CBS’ that was kinda strange, so I The Verve Pipe. Jonathan Poet new series Nash Bridges.'* decided to get the box again to If you gave this album, FINE YOUNG CANNIBAL Any half-witted monkey make sure I put in the right tape. Villains, to a person from, say, Breaks from school do weird should have heard of this — Looking more carefully at the Utah (I hear that they just got things to me. Actually, a more being Don Johnson’s return to Mike Thornton cover I noticed that Bruce Lee tone-dialing there). I’m sure they WNaEBERRY correct assessment would be that television. The network has been was missing an “E” from his last would think it were cool, refresh­ I do weird things over breaks. advertising it all over their Road I rented a video the other name. Maybe an accidental ing, and ultra-alternative. But, I watch TV. to the Final Four coverage. night called Superhero, starring omission? Nope, this was e v il. for the most part, this record And not my normal doses Now, I realize that no normal Bruce Lee. Now, I thought I had Turns out, Bruce Le (or, Le reminds me of other stuff I’ve either — which would be CNN college student will be home on seen all of the basic Lee movies, Bruce, however you prefer to heard before. Headline News, ESPN Sports- See He's no Crockett on page 23 but I somehow missed this one, pronounce it) was a pupil of the See Music for Mormons on page 23