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Volume 104, Number 36 4 Tuesday, September 11, 1984 Resident admits he set fire By Michael J. Garrison however, have to "pay full finan- MIT, he cautioned that "any and Stephen P. Fernandez '86 ad- cial restitution," Sherwood said. all [future] incidents will be in- mitted at a house meeting Sunday Fernandez has also been de- vestigated by this office. Just be- to setting the fire that swept clared persona non grata in the cause someone comes in and ad- through the Runkle entry of Sen- residence system, which means he mits to starting a fire, that does ior House last Tuesday night. may not live in or visit any of the not mean that he will not be pro- Fernandez said he "found a lit dormitories on campus, Sher- secuted." cigarette and thought it would be wood added. The MIT Housing Office has funny to put some cigarette holes No charges have been filed filed charges with the Committee in the banner," according to Ste- against Fernandez because he had on Discipline because of the life- phen T. Lentz '86, Senior House turned himself in to the arson threatening nature of the inci- president. squad, according to Inspector dent, according to Gene Bram- Robert A. Sherwood, associate Philip Paris, a member of the mer, director of housing and dean for student affairs, said Fer- Cambridge Fire Department ar- food service."'[The housing office nandez did not "maliciously" set son squad. is] not making any specific rec- out to burn down the house or Although Paris noted that this ommendations " to the commit- endanger the residents. He will, case has been turned over to tee on the disciplinary action against Fernandez, he said. The contractors completed the Comrnmittee seeks repairs late Friday night, but have not sent MIT a bill. They repaint- ed the walls, replaced a damaged admissions head carpeting, and repaired a burnt By Amy S. Gorin forming its functions. bannister. The Housing Office originally estimated repair costs An advisory committee which "We of course miss Peter" she at $5000. has been established to screen ap- said, but the office staff "is a Senior House has set up plicants for the position of direc- group of professionals" who are new circles of communication tor of admissions has begun con- performing their jobs and will with ducting interviews with likely continue to do so. the Office of the Dean for Stu- candidates. "We have a really superior dent Affairs, including the invita- tion of deans - The committee, which is made class coming in and we hope to to the house meet7 up of five faculty members and do it again," said McLellan. ings, Lentz emphasized. "It is important that Senior House, is two undergraduates, was estab- The Office of Admissions is not seen Tech photo by V. Michael Bove lished in early May by Institute presently sending out final appli- as a place where this Tuesday's fire took place here in Senior House's Runkle en- Vice President Constantine B. Si- cations to prospective members type of thing goes on [because of try monides when former director of the Class of 1989. The admis- this incident]," he remarked. Peter H. Richardson '48 an- sions office staff will begin travel- nounced his retirement plans. ling to meet prospective appli- Richardson officially retired cants shortly. Early action MFlT will finish Alley changes late September 1. Interviews with applications are due November. By Diana ben-Aaron and service driveways to the liv- changes were -mixed. Kenneth L. prospective applicants will con- first. MIT will complete its construc- ing groups along Amherst Alley, Moll of Kappa Sigma said, tinue until mid-October, accord- An advertisement which has tion and landscaping work on new sidewalks and plantings, and "Some guys are for it and some I ing to Professor Sheila E. Wid- been placed in The New York Amherst Alley by the end of No- "four or five-foot high" fences guys are against it. We'll prob- nail '60, chairman of the Times, The Chronicle of Higher vember, three months late, Cam- between the fraternities along ably have a meeting and vote and committee. Education, and other national pus Architect Harry P. Portnoy that section of the alley, Portnoy submit a formal complaint or ap- Because of the importance of publications describes the qualifi- said yesterday. The original plan explained. proval...by the end of this the position, Simonides says he is cations for the position as "es- called for the alley construction The reactions of the fraterni- week." willing to wait if the preferred tablished professional stature; to be finished by the beginning of ties along Amherst Alley to the (Please turn to page 11) candidate is unable to start im- academic orientation and com- Residence/Orientation week. mediately. He has asked Senior mitment to a broad, science- "We got into some difficulties Associate Director of Admissions based education; demonstrated underground that slowed [the Libraries to implement Julia C. McLellan to continue in ability to seek out students with construction] down," Portnoy ex- her position as acting director diverse backgrounds, interests, plained. Because the design and new comrputer system until a new director is installed. and points of view; leadership; budget were finished later than McLellan had previously planned superior communications skills; expected, construction began in By Simson L. Garfinkel continued. to retire this summer after a 39 and a good sense of humor." mid-June rather than before The MIT Libraries have chosen "[The system] will be heavily year tenure. Simonides described the job of commencement as initially sched- to install an "automated circula- protected by passwords," said McLellan, who describes her- director as "tough, very pres- uled. The new budget will not be tion system, not an online catalo- Lauren Kerrigan, project man- self as "holding down the fort," sured, visible, and extremely finalized until the project is com- gue," said Director of Libraries ager of the MIT Libraries Auto- does not expect the admissions rewarding." The directorship is pleted, he said. Jay K. Lucker last month. The mated Circulation System. office to have any problem per- (Please turn to page 2) The design calls for new ramps system will be used starting this "Initially, [terminals] are not ar~~~-~~~~~~~~~~~~~------a --c --T, ------· I C~~~~~~~~~l~~lll I ------~~~~~~~~~~~_~~~ ---s--r C~~~~~~~~- a -~~~ fall. going to be put in public places," The system, a product of Geac but they will be available at the Ltd., a Canadian company, will libraries' circulation desks, store administrative data, rather Lucker continued. "We're hoping than the synopses that an online when [the terminals] are not in catalogue would. It will run all use by staff they'll do queries for aspects of the library circulation students," he added. including borrowing and return- Most library system terminals I ing of books, mailing out of will connect to the computer in overdue notices, fine manage- the basement of the Hayden Me- ment, and registration of new morial Library over special tele- books. phone lines. Only books acquired since 1973 will be on the database ini- :' tially. Books acquired by the li- Brian C braries before 1973 will be en- mPm tered as they are borrowed. The M cCarroll Geac system can hold a total of Brian C. McCarroll '87 died six million records, Lucker ex- ug. 24 in an auto accident in plained.is home town of Fairfield, Con To use the system, students necticut. A resident of Zeta Psi, will have to place bar-code stick- he would have been a sophomor ers on the backs of their MIT in electrical engineering and con identification cards. No student uter science this fall. will be able to check out a book McCarroll was active i the without his bar-code sticker, MIT Musical Theatre Guild. Last Lucker said. The code on the fall, he played Nathan Detroit i stickers will correspond to MIT he Guild's production of l ID numbers; the libraries will in- and Dolls. stead assign a special number to Funeral services for McCar each student, Lucker explained. ere held Aug. 27 in Fairfield If a student loses his identifica- Hruee isisd survived surviedb by hishis parents,parents tion card, it will be possible to Bruce and Sandra McCarroll place a "stop" on it so it cannot d his maternal grandfather Tech file photo be used by any other student, he ax Yost, of Boise, Idaho. Classes start today. m1~11~--- 31 ·-1· -- a 1_ 9 * "_ _ I _ -
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ODSA. shPould m nrot t i i restrict freec oins r rl i While most of the students were away from MIT this sum- I ff mer, the Office of the Dean for Student Affairs (ODSA) re- 5 leased a policy for campus films. On July 12, Dean for Student w R Affairs Shirley M. McBay convened a group to establish re- m strictions on the right of the Lecture Series Committee (LSC) i and other campus groups to show sexually explicit films. EF The policy says the Institute will "not categorically deny 52 space to an MIT-recognized group for the showing of sexually explicit or pornographic films. The Institute will, however, make decisions regarding the time, circumstances, and location of the showing of such films. . ." The Dean's Office will appoint an ad hoc committee of ap- proximately 12 people who are to be a representative cross-sec- tion of the MIT community to "develop and adopt criteria for those sexually explicit films that may be shown on- campus" and to judge whether individual films meet those criteria. The supposed cross-sections will consist of three LSC mem- bers, three faculty members, three staff members, and three other students nominated by the Undegraduate Association Nominations Committee. Under the veil of representing every- one affected by campus films, the Dean's Office will create an arbitrary group which will impose its tastes and standards on the entire MIT community. The committee will review all X-rated or unrated sexually ex- Guest Column/Alex B. Rosen plicit films. If a film does not meet the committee's criteria, it cannot be shown on Registration Day of either term or during the R/O period and it cannot be shown in Kresge Auditorium. Good news from a fortune cookie deviation. This A group wishing to show an unsatisfactory film must give six I have never taken fortune rate description) kept me far attitude is danger- ous and should not be tolerated. weeks prior notice in order to allow cookie sayings very seriously, but away from the dorm during rush. other groups to plan alter- We nate activities. as I left Joyce Chen's to walk Soon after I arrived, I realized must strive to open our minds back to Senior House Friday how terribly prejudiced my con- to different points of view and The group that established these restrictions consisted of sev- night, I was struck by how mean- ceptions of Senior House had break down barriers that our par- enteen MIT employees, eleven of them from the ODSA or the ingful the message in my cookie been. I had wandered in on a ticular life experiences have cre- Office of the President, and five students. None of these people had been. It read: "It is fortune, house meeting at which the resi- ated. If we freshmen graduate were involved in screening movies on campus. The draft policy not wisdom, that rules man's li- dents were discussing the fire. with the same prejudices we now that emerged from this collection of "faculty, staff, and stu- fe." The flames were all long gone but have, we cannot say that we have dents. .. from around the Institute" was presented to represen- I am a freshman who went the pain lingered on. truly learned at MIT. tatives of LSC at the group's second meeting, and the draft through double involuntary lim- I was amazed at how intelli- Senior House has a definite im- that came out of that meeting was very close to the policy that bo. Those few days without a gently these long-haired sixties- age problem. I think most of the is now going into effect. "We did have some input into the home were very rough. While ev- type people with holes in their problem is caused by the preju- eryone around me was jeans were discussing guidelines, but not all of it was accepted," Timothy L. Huckel- moving how they diced eye of most visitors. into their new residences, I could could live together safely and Below the surface Senior bery '84, chairman of LSC, said last week. happily. only wander aimlessly and won- I actually got goose- House residents are great people. The DeanP's Office should not permit its distorted idea of a6 bumps witnessing der why this was happening to the meeting. I They create an exciting environ- "6representative cross-section" to rule on any community issue. realized me. Finally, I was assigned to an how stupid i was to ac- ment. Our house could never be The Office now has assumed the authority to convene "repre- Institute house, cept other freshmen's I but once again judgements mistaken for a cold and sterile sentative cross-sections" of the MIT community to determine did not have the luck of the draw of Senior House without investi- I~ ~ ~ hotel. Physically, although it is what may be said on bulletin boards, on R/O and wound up in my fifth choice: gating for myself. tours, in student old, it is very attractive. The F. publications or even in classrooms by professors. Senior House. The Senior House residents rooms I IIE I had never visited Senior demonstrated how much they are great; I especially en- We question the validity of policies arrived at by an admninis- I House prior to that Thursday cared for each other, their house, joy my single with a skylight tration-dominated group meeting for a total of six and a half (Ha! Ha! all you crowded double i afternoon. As I walked there to and the traditions of the house p hours in midsummer. But more than this, we question this check in my emotions were comn- (no rules except for Jon Von's people). It is just like home. It I abridgement of our freedoms. Censorship should be abhorrent pletely twisted by the joy of hav- famous 10). (Editor's note -see has its own personality and be- I i~~ to all members of the MIT community, including Dean McBay- ing a place to live and the fear of sidebar on page five) I realized longs at MIT as much as any .What investment can dorm. Most the Dean's Office possibly have in re- all of the things I had heard that, although my wisdom had of you freshmen I stricting the freedoms of student groups, as well as the student about the place. I was laughing failed me, I had been saved by have unfairly judged Senior k body? The MIT community deserves an honest answer. as strains of the Talking Heads' fortune. I was not stuck in an House and I urge you to reconsi- F
_,_- _ _ song "Burning Down the House" "Institute house"; I had found a der these ill-conceived notions. I C r, drifted through my mind. (If you home. have, and I am extremely happy. I i~ haven't already heard, there was I find it very sad that among Senior House gives me an ideal 9 a fire in Senior House last Tues- some of the world's "best and atmosphere in which to learn and day night.) The news of the fire brightest" such severe prejudice grow. I am sorry that some fresh- combined with the stories about still exists. Apparently the major- men will discard this type of so- Volume 104, Number 36 Tuesday, September 11, 1984 completely freaked-out Senior ity of the freshmen at MIT are cial learning because they believe House^ I- residents- (an almost accu not capable of accepting social it is useless. Chairman ...... Martin Dickau '85 - -- - I I -LIILIJ- IsL-·VIII - --- , Editor in Chief...... Diana ben-Aaron '85 Managing Editor ...... Scott i. Chase '85 i Business Manager ...... Paul G. Gabuzda '85 0 1 FEATURES STAFF I Cartoonists: Geoff Baskir '78, Carol Yao '85, V. Michael Bove G, , I Jim Bredt. I I9 BUSINESS STAFF Advertisiran Accounts Manager: Dave Ramahi '86; Production Accounts Manager: Mark Brine '85; Distribution Manager: Matt R Garrity '85; Associate Advertising Manager: Michael Kardos '86. a PRODUCTION STAFF Associate Night Editor: Ronald E. Becker '87; TEN Director: An- I drew S. Gerber '87; Staff: Ron Bloom '86, Mary C. Ystueta '86, Kathleen M. O'Connell '87, Elsa Chen '88, Mark W. Eichin '88; I Typist: Virginia K. Chang '85. fI PRODUCTION STAFF FOR THIS ISSUE v Night Editor: ...... Andrew S. Gerber '87 . e~~ Staff: Scott I. Chase '85, Carl Lacombe '86, Ronald Becker '87, Gregory Troxel '87, Elsa Chen '88, Phil Chu '88, Mark Eichin '88, Emi Ishida '88, Alan Meyer '88, Dimitry Rtisheher '88, Eric Starkman '88, V. Michael Bove G. 1 '\ I
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