Montana Tech Library Digital Commons @ Montana Tech

Amplifier (1955-1977) Student Newspapers

4-10-1958 The Amplifier - v. 4, no. 12 Associated Students of the Montana School of Mines

Follow this and additional works at: http://digitalcommons.mtech.edu/amplifier

Recommended Citation Associated Students of the Montana School of Mines, "The Amplifier - v. 4, no. 12" (1958). Amplifier (1955-1977). 46. http://digitalcommons.mtech.edu/amplifier/46

This Book is brought to you for free and open access by the Student Newspapers at Digital Commons @ Montana Tech. It has been accepted for inclusion in Amplifier (1955-1977) by an authorized administrator of Digital Commons @ Montana Tech. For more information, please contact [email protected]. , The Montana School of Mines AMPLIFIER VOL. IV, NO. 12 APRIL 10, 1958 -Fa~ulty Judge Honorary Alumnus Science Fair President Edwin G. Koch served Of M.S.M~Stricken as co-chairman' of judges of the Burtte Regiomil Sci en c e Fair March 2,s and 29. Numerous fac- ulty served as Chairmen of judges and judging committee members In'Washington, D.C. in fair divisions. Chairmen were Roy H. Glover, chairman of tge board of directors of Dr. Stephen W. Nile, physics, atomic energy; Dr. Edwin G. The Anaconda Company, and an honorary alumnus of Mon- Koch, chemistry; !Prof. John Me- tana School of Mines, died suddenly just before midnight Caslin, physics, light, and sound; March 31 in Washington, D. C., after a heart attack. He was and Dr. Adam Smith, mathemat- 67. ics, astronomy. Committee mem- The head of the vast corporation, who began a notable bers were' Dr. Kenneth McLeod, career as a struggling young lawyer in Great Falls just af- chemistry; Dr. B. W. Brown, ge- ter Army service in World War I, arrived in Washington ology, geophysics; Prof. Donald McGlashan and Prof. Koehler from his home in New York City Monday to attend a State Stout, field of mineral' industries. Dept. dinner for visiting representatives of the Chilean Con- Near the entrance of the fair gress. Following the state function he and Mrs. Glover went was displayed a large exhibit of to their hotel apartment where he was stricken shortly af- the School of Mines. ,The exhibit ter their arrival. Mr. Glover was rushed to a hospital after showed courses of instruction and immediate rescusitator treatment at the hotel. Doctors pro- displayed activity pictures of for- nounced him dead when he reached the hospital. ensies, drama, the Coed Club, M- 'Day, Theta Tau Fraternity, and Mr. Glover, a brilliant attorney in Montana, joined The dances. M1any of the student ex- Anaconda Company at Butte in 1943 as a member of the hibits were of rockets, satellites, legal staff. He was appointed Western general counsel in radar the atom atomic reactors, 1945. His rise in the far-flung enterprise, one of the world's space' travel, fluoridation, and great producers of copper, was rapid. tranquilizers, in addition to oth~r He became vice president and themes often used at previous SC1- general counsel in 19'51 and on ence fairs. Mrs. McBride May 26, 195,5·,was elected chair- The unexpected death of Roy- H. Glover, above, chairman man of the board, succeeding the of the board of The Anaconda Company, late. Monday in late' Cornelius F. Kelley, the great Static from Stolz Washington, H. C., stunned his many friends in Butte and Atten·ds captain of industry, who an- The Century Geophysical Cor- Montana .. Mr. Glover was a highly esteemed Montanan nounced his retirement on May 18 of that year. . Poration of Tulsa, Oklahoma, has who rose to become one of the, nation's great industrial Convention offered the Montana School of leaders. He was the third Montanan to Mrs. Louise L. McBride, Advisor Mines one of i,ts' retired seismic have been chairman of Ana- to Women Students, attended the geophysical trucks if one. becomes conda's board, the late John D. 19,5'8Convent'ion of the National available at the end .of the fiscal W,estern Electric Ryan, having been Mr. Kelley's Association of Women Deans and Year. The o1lfer was made by Ben COMING EVENTS predecessor. Counselors, which was held in St. :Rummerfield, senior vice presi- Donates Equipment Louis, Missouri, March 216-30. During his lifetime, Mr. Glover dent of the corporation, to pro- AlPRIL I The school has recently receiv- 'The theme of the convention received many honors. On April fessor Gus Stolz when they met 2-6-Theta Tau regional con- ed~various· items of' test equip- 6, 195'5.,President Carlos Ibanez of at the Denver Air Terminal on was "Values We Live By-e-Choic- Chile personally decorated Mr. terence ment, meters, and even a large March 4. es We Make." The question of 27_:Theta Tau regional 'con- controlled atmosphere e Ierne n t Glover with the Chilean govern- The truck will be complete and helping young people discover type furnace through a policy of values significant for their lives merit's Order of Merit, one of the in full working order and most ference Western Electric. This plan is a highest honors bestowed by the satisfactory for testing and in- was approached from various an- South American republic and one MAY means of disposing of items classi- gles. Dr. Houston Smith, Professor which \has been awarded Ito' but structional purposes. fied as "inspection rejects" which President Koch has approved 7-M-day of Philosophy, Wasliington Uni- few foreigners. The presentation do not meet the high Bell System 7-Coppef Guard Dance versity, and Professor-elect of the offer. • requirements yet will be found . ceremony took place in the Presi- • * • * 9-Mining Symposium Philosophy, Massachusetts Insti- dential Hall of Ceremonies in satisfactory for laboratory pur- tute of Technology, delivered the Santiago.' . Professor Stolz has been invit- '10-Mining Symposium poses. ed by Schlumberger Well Slir- keynote address, "Which Way the 14-Student Wives Meeting Promised Land?" Dr. Smith has On Jan. 3, 1956, the United Press veYing Corporation of Houston to Western Electric offers this lived in China' and has recently named Mr. G I 0 v e r Montana's. attend a Well Logging Interpre- 15-E-day equipment to colleges free· of returned from a seven months. "Man 'of the Year" f.or 195'5 in a tation Conference Apr i I 8-11, ltB-E-day charge with preparation and pack- trip studying religions and cul- poll of Montana radio station own- Which will be held at the North- ing costs prepaid. 30~Junior Prom tures of the Far East. ers and managers. He was select- ern Hotel in Billings. Subjects to 31-Alumni Banquet This college gift equipment ed from more than a dozen top be covered include resistivity, , comes .divided into four categor- leaders in the fields of politics, in- SPontaneous potential, radioactiv- ies. "Apparatus" lists items which dustry, education, social and other ity, laterolog, microlog, microlat- MSM Students "generally do not have any intern- activities. erolog, and induction log. 'Tenta- al wiring. "Equipment" lists wired' tive plans are underway for Mines On June 7, 19'57, he received an units, test sets, meters, oscilla- honorary degree ot'doctor of laws stUdents of petroleum to' attend a Unfavorabte tors, etc. "Machinery" includes conferred upon him by Montana Similar conference '~b-sponsored various machine motors that are School of Mines. On the occasion by Schlumberger and Mines next To Foreign Aid' surplus or have been replaced. of this honor Mr. Glover delivered Year. 1VIISM'sendeavor toward for- 'Miscellaneous" lists all material the commencement address. at the eign aid has apparently met with not applicable in the above units. School of Mines graduation cere- disapproval judging by the lack of nony. 'Facts Are Stacked response in the C.opper Guard ~sed Mr. Glover was a member of Toward East and West t tbooks for Korea campaIgn. S· • I B t· I ;r~bablY the best excuse was e,:-- prl ng S US In 'he American 'and Montana' Bar Montana School of Mines ever- Dressed by Ithe studen~ who s~ld , . f\ssociation, Federaf Power- Bar Association, Lawyers Club, Butte gOing forensic team r e c e n t I y he didn't feel much llke partmg 'Out journeyed to Bozeman and M.c- with books which cost up to $1~ • • • ';ouritry Club, Burtte R.otary Club, '3utte Town Club, City Midday, !VIinnville, Oregon, to participate each. Aside from the books fWh~.h . Miss Elaine' Gilman and Mr. and the Sleepy H.ollow Country In forensic contests. >ach student wants to keep or 1S Ahmad AI-NiOuri both former - Entered from M1SMin the. Boze- - th that he ' Club. own personal use, ose b students at the' Montana School man meet which was held March doesn't need can usually . e. re- .ofI ,Mines were, married FTiday, 8, were jim Connell and Mari- sold for at least half-p~1ce to March 28. Seven hundred ,and ten were beth Sullivan in debate and Du- someone else. Students m the registered for the conference. ane McCr.orie in extemporaneous :\orm will be contacted by the Mr. AI-Nouri is a citizen ,of Ku- The National A,ssociation of wait .and transfered this semester Speaking. In·rthe Bozeman tourna- Copper Guard to see if the~ do Women Deans and Counselors was to the School of Mines from Clair- MRS. LOUISE L. McBRIDE ment the Mines. teariI won 2 and want to make any donatIOns, formally organized in 191,6for the lost 1 and in extemporaneous mont College in Santa Rosa where however. Other speakers included M;i.ss pur p .0 S e of bringing together he attended school for two years . .speaking the 'lVIiinesentrant took ----"--:-- Doris Fleeson, nationally syndicat- .women in student personnel work, fOurth place. Miss Gilman attended the School ed columnist of Washington D. 'C,; of strengthening their professiQn- of Mines last yeai' where she took On March 6-'8 Don Roberts and From the President's Dr. Henry David, Executive Direc- al status, and of conducting re- Dick Vincelette in debate and 'an active part in the forensics pro- tor, National Manpower Council; search and study. In ,1918 the As- \ Gordon Parker in oratory repre- Office" .. gram. Dr. C. W. Haynes, Professor W. Dr. P,hilip E. Jacob, Professor of sociati.on became a department of sented the Mines at Linfield Col- Both Mr. and Mrs. AI-Nouri are Political Science, University .of the Na1tional Education Associa- lege in MclVliinnville, Oregon. S lVlJarch, Jr., Professor R.. L now enrolled at the State Univer- Pennsylvania, and aut h 0 r of tion, an affiliation which it has Students paI1ticipating in the S~ith, and Professor W. A. Vme, MSM faculty members, are plan- ,ity in Missoula. They plan to re- Changing Values in College; Dr. enjoyed ever ,since. Bozeman meet were from Carrol, et main in this countfy for the next BOZeman, Missoula, Dillon, and ning to attend the annual mc: - Edward U. Condon, Chairman of .Membership is open to women . .of the Northwest SectIon, three years until Mr. AI-Nouri lVISM. Participants in the Oregon the Department of Physics of in counseling and administrative in Spokane, April 17, 18, completes his education and then meet were fr.om colleges all over ~fME, Washington University; and many positions on junior high, high and 1'9. to make their hom'e in Kuwait. others. \school, and college levels. the Nort~est .. I ) Page 2 The Montana School of Mines Amplifier

Bye the Bye The Am.plifier Vox records has issued five 12- fJLITtLE ~.~CA~PUS ~ EDITORIAL STAFF inch musical disks recorded at Co-Editors-in-chieL ROBERT WYLIE, JUDY McVEY W% speed. Although talking re- Campus Editor WILLIAM LEES cords were available at the new Sports Editors JIM FREEBOURN, RONALD RICKMAN speed, until recently no company Fea ture Editor BILLIE TODD had issued any musical records. Reporters W. BROWN, M. FREEBOURN, M. McKINNON, Each side of the new records runs R. ROWE, J. TEMPLIN for approximately an hour, mak- BUSINESS STAFF Business Manager.. JACK JONES ing them perfect for background Assistant Business Manager ' CHARLES McLEAN music. Photographers HAROLD TREWEE~, DAVE JOHNSON * * * Subscription Rate $1.50 per year. What does Theta Tau plan to Published bi-monthly during the academic year. do about the clause in their na- ARTCRAFT PRINTERS ~ BOZEMAN, MONTANA tional constitution which limits "membership to those males of white birth" during their conven- tion in Butte April 216, 27. The EDITORIAL Columbia Universbty Chapter of So you're thinking of going to college? Well, let me clue' Theta Tau severed its affiliation you in. I go to the School of Mines and if you're thinking of with the national organization be- becoming an engineer, you couldn't pick a better school. cause the university's attempts to You say you'd never make it there? I won't say it's not have the bias clause removed tough and you'll have to work hard, but all the graduates from the national constitution had aren't geniuses. In fact, I'd say that any average guy who failed repeatedly. hits the ball could get throughwithout any trouble. All the '" '" '" flunk outs? Any engineering school flunks a lot of students How many students have be- out. I'll bet if you check the records of any of the first-rate gun to brush their teeth because Lever Brothers has developed a larger schools, you'll find they flunk just as large a per- new candy-striped toothpaste? centage of students as we do and maybe more. At most schools though, you can always -drop and become a liberal * * * "Too much rest is rust." The arts major or something and the ones who don't make it in Betrothed. engineering can still stay in school. Oh, so you've heard about Prof. Stubschmagulwitz who * * :~ loves to flunk freshmen if he doesn't like their looks. You've "To do two things at once is to do neither." Publius Syrus. probably also heard that he is a complete idiot, takes dope, beats his wife and never takes a bath. A lot of that stuff is * * * The Inquiring Reporter ln+erviews for April pure baloney. There may be a few teachers who aren't so So the faculty beat the students This week's question and the in a game of volleyball March 26! Mr. M. W. MacDonald, repre- hot, but there's a lot of good ones too. I went to Bozeman answers quoted are intended as a sentative for Continental Oil Com- for one year and it's the same story there. The only differ- / * * * sort of guide to the juniors who pany, will interview on our cam- ence was that everyone had different teachers and they did Income tax forms: blankety will be next year's seniors. Job pus April 8, 1958. He is interested blanks. hunting this year has been some- in interviewing petroleum and not have a chance to consolidate their gripes like they do what less than what it could have at Mines. geological engineers and other been so note car ef u 11y the types of engineers interested in Do they play sports there? Well, yes, but you don't see Copper Guard News thought-provoking ideas present- petroleum production work for the team' on the sports page much because they don't win ed here and file them away in a Copper Guard activities are ex- positions in the Production De- many games. We have Simonich from Butte Central up there handy place for reference next pantrnent. 'Mr. MacDonald will also pected to be a little slow for the. year. now, and in a few years we should make a good showing next few weeks until the new interview juniors working toward again. It takes time to build up a team, but he's the man to Question: petroleum and geological engi- pledges are fully organized into What are your plans after you do it. the scheme of things. The men neering degrees for summer work graduate? Now that's keeping the (roustabout jobs-Production De- You don't think it's the school 'it's cracked up to be? Let eligible for pledging have been wording just about as simple as notified and they will signify partment). Interviews will begin me put it this way. We have students from all over the possible as after all seniors aren't their intention of joining by at- at 9: 00 a.m. and will terminate at world - South America, Africa, Europe, Asia, - almost expected to understand much 5:00. tending a meeting to be held on anywhere you'd like to name. You don't think they came all more .than two syllable words. Mr. Edward G. English, Execu- Tuesday, March 2'5. As part of a that way just because they liked the scenery? Anyhow, the fund-raising drive, a pop machine Answers: tive Assistant, Bethlehem Pacific rate that really counts comes from industry I'll admit that will be installed in the basement Dave Johnson: I'd like to pack Coast Steel Corporation, will be things have been sort of slow this year and that some of )f Main Hall as soon as conditions my mineral pick and go to the on the campus April 9 to inter- the seniors don't have jobs yet, .but it's only April. You go to permit. The Copper Guards served moon for Ike. view senior and graduate metal- Larry Treiber: No comment. any other engineering school and you'll find that a whole pile 3.S stage hands and ushers when lurgical engineers who are inter- Don Hendricks: I plan on being of companies have cancelled their interviews altogether and the Missoula Players presented ested in joining the above through their drama. unemployed as it's a good time to the Loop Course and train for per- the ones that do come only want to talk to B plus students! go prospecting. manent positions on the Pacific Extra-curricular activities? Oh Boy, now you're talking! Bob Rowe: Who's going to Coast in the following lines: We have almost everything from soup to nuts-drama, de- From the Dean's Office graduate? If I make it I'll be in 1. For their Seattle plant: bate, journalism, athletics, fraternities, professional socie- the U & I looking for a job. 1 Metallurgical Englneer ties, clubs of all sorts - the works! Not only that, you don't William C. Shahan, graduate of Tom Martin: I think I'll . . . for the Electric Furnace have to stand in line or know somebody to participate. That MSM, is the new board engineer (ed. note: no free advertising) or Department quality con- for the United States Gypsum else start a dogpound for satel- trol group. is the big advantage of a small school; everybody who's in- Company, Heath, Montana .. Mr. lites. 2. For their South San Fran- terested can try his hand at something. You can learn a lot Shahan graduated with a degree Gordon Parker: I'm going in on cisco Plant: that way, too. in mining engineering and was as- a half-share with Martin, but re- If you want to know more, don't ask somebody who sociated with a mining operation member a house is not a home. 1 Metallurgical Engineer with ceramics background in Peru before joining the above Barry Hanson: I'll raise the un- flunked out after six weeks - ask a senior. They don't tell for the plant Furnace and organization several months ago. employed statistics by one. you that everything is peaches and cream, but they'll say Refractory Department. they're glad they went to the Mines. CPat Butler: I have a job with the California Company. 1 Metallurgical Engineer Lieutenant Alfred F. Krochmal, Milt Barnett: Under the guise for the Metallurgical De- Office of Naval Officer Procure- of being a salesman for'the Inger- partment. ment, Seattle, Washington, will be soll Rand Company, I'll actually ,3. For their Los Angeles Compliments of on the campus Friday, April 25, to be rounding up merchandise for Plant: Washoe Theatre conduct informal discussions with 1 Metallurgical Engineer Anaconda. M.ontana PEPSI-COLA interested students. Announce- Martin. J on Langfeldt: If I can't get a for the Metallurgical and ment of the location of their dis- job anywhere else, at least Uncle Inspection Department. BOTTLING CO, play will be posted on the bulletin boards prior to his visit. Sam will take me. The 1958 Loop Course is re- EVENING-*-SHOWS Jack Hunter: Next February if stricted to male United States BEGIN AT 7:00 P.M. Pan American still wants me, I'll citizens. go back to Gookland and work Additional information of the Compliments of LYDIA'S 'or them. interviews is available in the Don Schweitzer: My wife says Dean's Office. "Get MORE-*-out of life. for Fine Foods that we're going to live in the The interview procedure has GO OUT to a MOVIE" hills on $2,6 per week. been changed as follows: Stu- McCARTHY'S FIVE·MILE PHONE 2·7000 Roger Dokken: I'll go on for an dents may sign the interview WAR SURPLUS STORES rdvanced degree at either Purdue schedule for a specific time. com- Washoe Theatre r+ ....,'Or M.I.T. plete the personal data sheets and Anaconda, 'Montana Charlie Burtch: _ It looks like return to Dean's office prior to the Butte-26 East Park I'll draw unemployment. interview. We would like 10 re- Thurs., Fri., Sat. April 10, '11, 12 Anaconda-310 East Park Ernie's Barber Shop Ken Evans: I'm too shook up quest that interested students sign "SADDLE THE WIND" ight now to think of graduation. the schedule and complete the Sun., Mon., Tues. April 13, 14, 15 Dillon-Center and Idaho 112 West Granite John Hager: [ hope to get an data sheets by 5: 00 p.m. the day "UNTIL THEY SAIL" BUTTE. 'MONTANA assistantship at Missouri Mines. preceding the interview so that Wed. April 16 Don MacKnight: I'm going to pertinent information may be "DAY OF THE BADMAN" 1------_---. '------' compiled for presentation to the Thurs., Fri., Sat. April 17, 18, 19 representatives upon their arrival. "SNOW WHITE & THE SEVEN The FLOOR STORE (Use of the interview cards has DWARFS" LEWIS &. WALKER been discontinued). Sun., Mon., Tues. April 20, 21, 22 CARPETS - LINOLEUM "WILD IS THE WIND" TILE - DRAPERIES Assayers and Chemists work for Dow Chemical Company Wed. April 23 "MAN IN TUE' SHADOW" 70 I Utah Ave. - Phone 2-2107 108 NORTH WYOMING STREET 1S soon as the,. find me an open- ing. Thurs., NO SHOW (Community Concert) Fri., 'Sat., April 25, 26 142 West Park Street "JAMBOREE" General Distributing YOU PAY LESS for CASH at "WAR DRUMS" Company Butte, Montana Starting at the • " , The Place to Go CENTER THEATRE "Everything for RECORDS - HIFI ~/~ 4- For the Brands You Know Anaconda Welding Anything" MUSIC - INSTRUMENTS April 10 through April 23 . 12 WEST GALENA· PHONE 2·6652 FARRAGUT and COBBAN "SAYONARA" The Montana School of Mines Amplifier Page 3 Soccer Adopted as New Intramural M·ineral Club Sport at Montana School of Mines Talks of Soccer, a sport popular with the Expan.sion Cornish and' Irish residents of week, Barnett Bray, Coolidge, Butte from' the Mining City's Rowe, Lees, Rathke, Hoar, Gran- Several ideas were put forward earliest days up to the early "20s, dy, 'Thompson. at the last meeting of the mineral has been adopted as a new intra- International Club: Saed, Car- club concerning expansion of the mural sport at' 'Montana School of rizales, Twetong, Zeyallos, Zusun- ;roup's activities to include min- Mines, where Athletic Director aga, 'Morton, Frisbie, Cadwell, .ng and geology trips as well as Ed Simonich has set up the most, Chellew, Mahtab, Moshin, Estey, mineral collection. In connection extensive all-student sports' pro- Mondlock, Au Gnoc Lieu Azocar. with this, it was thought that a gram in history of the school. ' Independents: Roberts, Lueck, more general name for the or- ...... Four teams will compete in the Osterman, Wadman, Day, Myr- ganization would be called for. soccer program which will start hang, Smart, Brady, Alexander, .\[one has been decided upon to just as soon as weather conditions Judd, Hanson, Vincelette, Peter- date, and suggestions from anyone would be welcomed. permit. son, Connell. And tell me .'. did you have a nice Easter? I Soccer enrolles are: Anyone in the school is eligible Simonich said varsity baseball for membership in the Mineral Theta Tau Team 1: Dokken, nd track has already started with Club, and no dues are collected Diekman, Hunter, Hannah, Kerr, Jan. 13-Northern at Mines ractice sessions being held in the for membership. The club has a 1958-'59. Football .Ian, 19-Mines at Northern Zipperian, Bato, Schweitzer, But- :(ymnasium. fine lapidary shop with all the ler, Shurtz, Wylie, Erickson, Darl- necessary equipment for the cut- And Basketba II Jan. 20-Mines at 'Carroll ington, l'6acKnight, S t r a i g h t: ting and polishing of minerals and Jal!' 30'--Western at Mines Team 2: Cronin, Roberts, Painter, Plans for Annual Spring gemstones. Most of the club's ac- Ziesing, Pickard, 'Madrazo, 'I're- Schedule at Mines Feb. 2-Eastern at Mines Carnival Are Discussed tivities at present are concerned With basketball ending not Feb. 9-Mines at Eastern with field trips to nearby- points more than a. few weeks ago, the Plans for the annual Spring of interest for the collection of Feb. 10'---Mines at Rocky new schedules for the .1958-59 rCal1 for Bowlers Carnival were discussed March 22. mineral specimens. Future trips Feb. 16--Rocky t iMines football and basketball season are are planned for collection of The annual Carnival will be already drawn up. Feb. 2:3-Carroll at Mines Well Answered held in Helena, May 16 and 17 opalized wood north of Dillon and The football team will begin Coach Ed SimonIch issued a with the following schools com- looking, over mining camps in the play at home on Oct, 11, against A woman who fasted for 62 days call for bowlers March 24 which, peting: Rocky, Wester.n, Carroll, Pony, Philipsburg, and Basin- Eastern and will play two other To prove that the stunt could be was answered by nine student's. Mines, Eastern, an~ Northern. Boulder areas. Increased membership is the games at home. done, . The meet, which will be held If for any reason the facilities From hundreds of Scotsmen had in Bozeman April 12, will feature are not available in Helena, the crying need of the Mineral Club. 'The full schedule is as follows: At the last meeting only seven letters of praise teams from the University, West- meet will be held in Butte and Oct. ll-E'astern at Mines And proposals from 71. ern, Carroll, Great Falls, College with baseball and golf members showed up, primarily the nuio», Oct. l'8-M.ines at Western of Education,' and the State Col- events in Butte, May 16, and ten- officers. To effectively put across any new program of activities; a lege. . nis and track events in Dillon, Oct. 25--Mines at Rocky Eggheads of the world, unite! representation of the entire stu- You have nothing to lose but your Those trying out for the team May 17., Nov, I-Mines at Carroll . dent body is necessary, and as yet, yolks! are D. Roberts, B. Laughlin,. D _ Nov. 8--Northern at Mines Bruno, H. Hoar, D. Malyevac, M. only a few people have worked on Nov. 15-Bobkittens at Mines Freebourn, J. Bato, S. Postle, and Human nature is that which the expansion proposal. The Min- eral Club believes that field trips (tentative) Keep in mind hat even if you D. Trbovich. makes you swear at the driver are on the right track you'll get are necessary and effective in The basketball team will begin The competing team will be de- when you are a pedestrian and at run over, if you just sit there. termined by a playoff. the pedestrian when you are a creating an interest in and de- their conference play on Jan. '6, driver. monstrating the need for the and will have a total of ten con- courses taught as a part of a min- ference games along with eight eral engineer's training. If you non-conference games which will GAY'S "Sometimes," said the mistress have any interest at all in geology be scheduled later. WILLIAMS ~othe new maid, "it will be neces- and its related fields, you should The conference schedule is as sary for you to help me upstairs." take an active part in this organi- follows: Camera Shop Record Shop "I understand, ma'am," replied zation. the girl, "I drink a bit myself. Jan. 6---iMines'at Western 33 West Park Street 16 W. PARK ST. , . At the 'Treasury Department BUTTE, MONTANA -Magnavox Hi Fi- they tell the story of the sweet Hammond & Everly -Records- Leggat Barber Shop young thing who applied for a Complete job. "What are your qualifica- Engineering CO. -T.Y.- Where Mines' Students tions?" asked the personnel man- CONSU[TfNG, MINING, and Photographic Record Players- Get Clipped ager. GEOLOGICAL ENGINEERS \ Service -Service- TOM and GOODIE "Well," said the girl, "I've al- Butte, Montana ! ways liked to handle money."

GRADUATE THEN FLY an important career in the new Age of Space. MAIL THIS COUPON TODAY The Air Force pilot or navigator is a man of As a college graduate, you will be given Aviation Cadet Information, Dept. C-21 many talents. He is, first of all, a ~a~ter of priority consideratton for the Air Force Box 7608, Washington 4, D. C. the air-and no finer exists. In addition, he has a firm background in engineering, elec- Aviation Cadet Program. While openings are Please ~end me details on rri~ ?pportunUies as' an Aviation Cadet in the limited, you will be tested and advised imme- U. ~. All' Force. I am a U. S. Citizen, between the ages of 19 and 26% and a tronics astro-navigation and allied fields. diately of qualification status. Find out if you res~d~nt of the U.S. or possessions. I am interested in 0 Pilot 0 Navilrator

Then too he must show outstanding quali- t raining, " ties of initiative, leadership and self-reliance., , measure up. Paste the attached coupon on a Name- College _ He is, in short, a man eminently prepared for post card aad mail it now. Street --: __ , _ U. S. AIR FORCE AVIATION, CADET PROGRAM CitY---_-_-:- Zone---State _ Page 4 The. Montana School of Mines Amplifier

type thinking. Three cheers for tion of the telephone. Imagine E Pluribus Unum Mumbo-Jumbo, hooray for Hum- that. His name I'm told was Soc- by Ed Lahey bug. Butte is 'my town. I like it. rates, Now there was a real red- I was thinking the other day. Enough of this talk about im- blooded American. They called All this talk about aspiration, I agination, reason, and intellect, him a gadfly because he used to decided, made me plain sick. To What we need is Big Business. go around putting the bite on any- fit and' adjust, to get in line, to Yes sir, all our experience points body who. didn't agree with the become ft useful spoke in the so- to it, :Something solid and thick. majority. Of course I never did cial millwheel, that's what's im- That's what we need to clean up read the fellow, but I know what pontant, Therefore here and now the mess. Money is God in action he stood for-respectability, that's I pledge allegiance to the noble -that will be our motto. I say what. unto you folks out there in edi- ideals of babbittry, [ promise to Our forefather built this land torial land, exercise your rights, work towards the destruction of ·01' good folks. It's our sacred duty get mad. my identity. I will ·join the army to weed out the bad. You know of citizen reflectors. IT will work What do we care if we're be- the the old saying, from the Bible towards bigger and better and hind Russia in; science? We'fre I think, -cultivate your garden. more, I will obey the experts and ahead of 'em in football. All these America's for America, I always contribute toward logical stereo- crape-hangers coming out and say. talking about creative potential, If you run into these agitators and originality- nonsense. What and radicals just remember the we need, and everybody knows it, golden rule-Do unto others as Bouquets and is a better automobile, two in they do unto you. Knock 'em in every garage, and bigger tail fins, the creek. We've got to protect our yes, sir, bigger tail fins, ~osegays' customs and birthright, Practice Come on now folks get behind :olerance; set a good example. In the last issue of The AMPLI- the wheel and push. Scrutinize .That great American philos- FIEm. we were informed that the your neighbor; if he has tenden- opher Ben Franklin summed it all MAGMA, our school annual, had cies or leanings, straighten him gone to press, Putting out an an- up when he said "United We out. I learned about a fellow who Stand." So let's everybody get to- nual 'is tremendous task. Our a lived way back before the inven- gether and stand. editors, Bill Brown and Bob Rowe two seniors :in Petroleum Engin'eering, deserve much credit. <'or the past two or three months they have been devoting every MONTANA MINES moment of their spare time to Ode to Expediency He dumped the ooffee on my lap laying out pages and arranging He took my cigarette them in the right order. Besides Or He then blew smoke into my eyes keeping up in their school work they have spent as much as seven Oh Boy! Now We can Run That And said, "['m not through yet!" or eight hours a day to make our Cut of the Little Miner He set the house afire yearbook a success, Two weeks I was sitting at the table I thought he'd never stop ago, Mrs. McBride, and Mr. Al- .With my books all spread around But· when he slandered Elvis bertson, the faculty advisors, went And I paused to light a cigarette I finally blew my top. to Great Falls with Bob and Bill And gulp some 'coffee .down. to meet with the printer of the MAGMA. 'This trip took one whole When all at once I heard a voice [ grabbed the little monster 'lay of these four people's valu- Come from the coffee cup I threw him on the floor able time. I banged his head upon the wall And when I stirred it gently We believe that Mr. Albertson, I slammed him in the door. A little head popped up. Mrs, McBride, Bill Brown, and Bob Rowe deserve a hearty con- Out stepped a little Miner i pu~hed him in the oven gratulations and many thanks for You know the one I mean \.nd turned the heat on hard working so diligently on our year- [t didn't seem ~o hurt him He holds a post in his left arm book. And he's colored orange and But his post was rather charred green. I ran him through the meat Senior: "See that big fellow "That's a rotten cup of coffee," grinder playing fullback? I think he'll be COPPER CITY ELECTRIC CO. The little Miner glowered [ stomped him with my foot . our best man next year." 2023 Harrison Avenue TAYLOR'S "You put in too much sugar I froze him in an ice tray Co-ed: "OH, darling, this is so And the cream is slightly soured." I boiled him in some soup. sudden!" "BRING POUR CURRENT 39 West Park Street PROBLEMS TO US," SHOES for the Entire Family Now I don't mind distractions But nothing seemed to faze him Phone-3602 "Can you imagine, my dear," If they're the helpful sort Though his smile was kind of But I'm vain about my coffee grim said the gossip. "Just as the bride So I cut him kind of short. Then an idea finally came to me was coming down the aisle to the In what to do with him. altar, he turned and ran out and "I'm sorry you don't like it," left town." The VEGAS CLUB I told the little pest • [ took him down to Diekman's "Lost his nerve, eh?" "Now if you don't mind, I'm busy house "No, found it!" (Meaderville's Finest) Tomorrow there's a test." It was a fiendish plan [ placed him on the doorstep Chuck ·Richards Remo Rechelle CALL YOn LOCAl This seemed to make him angry And rang the bell-and ran! ..... For his face got sort of red Spier's Men's Store The FINEST In Then he picked up my slide rule Mayflower You say you don't believe me? DRESS RIGHT! DINNERS and MIXED DRINKS And hit me on rthe head. Well, that's not hard to see r.houseman You Can't Afford Not To w. But I swear it really happened AAA He pushed my books upon the And from now on I'll drink tea! 17 N. MAIN - BUTTE, MONT. floor CHRISTIE TRANSFER He broke my pencil point Phone 9087 He twisted on my finger "Vince" Reychler, janitor in the AND STORAGE CO. And threw it out of joint. Metallurgy Building, employed at ASHTON MSM since September, 1947, re- ENGRAVING CO. Wife modeling a new hat for tired on April 1, 19·58."Ras" Han- "her husband, "It didn't cost me a son, janitor in the Library-Mu- 112 Hamilton Sf.' thing. It was marked down from seum Building since February 2.1, BUTTE, MONTANA $20 to $10, so I bought it with the 1953, plans to retire on April 15, $10 I saved!" 19158. Know Butte • • •

A fly and her mother were Park. & Excelsior The Bank. for You 'walking on a bald man's head. SOCCER INTRODUCED IN THE WEST The mother turned and said to her Service Since "82" offspring: "MY dear, when I was your age, this was only a foot- OPEN 24 HOURS Soccer football, a game that was originated in England in the path." . Close to the School 11th Century, was brought to the mining and smelting camps of -*- the West by the English and Cornish miners. Metals Bank & In the early .20's Butte boasted some of t,e finest soccer Compliments of Compliments of teams and one which won the state championship in competi- tion against Lehigh, Great Falls and Anaconda. ED HORGAN Trust Company COCA-COLA - 7-UP Lehigh, a coal mining town in the eastern part of the State, 136 West Park Bottling Works had some of the top soccer men in these parts, At one time Butte had five soccer teams, Butte City, Walk- erville, Meaderville, Centerville and Race Track. Anaconda also METROPOLITAN Always was in the league. Reddy MEAT MARKET, Inc. Compliments Color and entertainment to the soccer matches were pro- WHOLESALE and RETAIL MEATS With Plenty of vided by the old Boston and Montana Band, later known as the 101 East Park Street of Power! ACM band and'still later as the Butte Mines Band, It was not Butte, Montana unusual to see a bandsman-most of them were of English or Cornish extraction-doff his uniform and go into the game when one or another of the teams ran out of reserves, For Piping Hot PIZZA PIE Your I , Calla Shea s G. E. Dealer 3710 HARRISON AVENUE THE ANACONDA COMPANY Phone 9818 BUTTE -:- ANACONDA