The BEACON WILKES COLLEGE Serving Wilkes College 25th Anniversary For Twenty-two Years Expansion Year

Vol. XXII, No. 22 WILKES COLLEGE, WILKES-BARRE, PENNSYLVANIA FRIDAY, MARCH 21, 1958 JUNIORS JUNK 'BLARNEY STONE' 140 Carat "Sham" Rock Offered 'CAMPUS CAPERS' WILL BE THEME As Top Novelty Dancers' Trophy OF ANNUAL T. D. R. FASHION In Tonighi's Rock 'n' Roll Event SHOW by Toni Scureman by Marion J Klawonn The Junior class is offering a 'triple treat' to those who Ah, Spring.. That season is upon us again, and here attend their well-publicized dance, the "Sham" Rock. The tin- come the girls of Theta Delta Rho modeling everything from ECSC Speakers usual title, "Sham" Rock, has three connotations, each of which will be carried out during the evening through the decorations chic sheaths to sacky sacks in the traditional first of spring or the various novelties offered. Fashion Show. Are Announced The most obvious, of course, is The annual TDR Fashion Show Professor Gustav A. Swanson, its association with St. Patrick's will be held next Wednesday even- head of the Department of Con- day which was honored in various ing in the gym beginning at eight SCANDALE ACCEPTED servation at Cornell University, and ways on the campus, such as last Dr. George week's dance, and the green bows o'clock. Admission price is a nomi- R. Seidel, technical ad- TO VILLANOVA UNIV. viser of the DuPont Company's and ties worn last Monday. nal fee of 75 cents. John Scandale, a senior Com- public relations department, will be The "Monarchs", the band with The theme of the show will be merce and Finance major, received two of the principal speakers for the hi-fl beat', will provide the "Campus Capers", and the clothes word last Tuesday that he has been the Eastern Colleges Science Con- second treat with several renditions modeled by the sorority members accpeted to Villanova University of rook 'n' roll numbers along with and special models will range from School of Law. other s t y 1 e s of music. The formal to informal attire. The Scandale will study law at the "Monarchs" feature four musicians latest styles to be presented will university for three years before and have played at various func- be suitable for both spring and taking his bar examination. He tions throughout the Valley. summer. has been very active in extracurri- The third and special attraction Featured in the Campus Capers culars durino his four years here. of the evening will be the awarding theme will be scenes with everyday He is now the editor-in-chief of the of the "sham" rock - a 140 carat apparel in mind and scenes that Amnicola and also serves as par- diamond worth $.73 - to the couple emphasize more formal gowns. liamentarian of the Student Coun- achieving first place in one of the Sleepware, sport clothes, bathing novelty dances which the Juniors suits, play clothes, afternoon frocks are offering. and formal gowns will be modeled. Prizes, including cigarette light- Since the Fashion Show is in- ers, a billfold, jewelry, and a stuffed tended for both students and their animal will be offered to people holding the lucky ticket and to parents, this year, there will be a R. T. Mattioli special attraction for the more people exhibiting proficiency in the mature set. A Mother's Day Tea approximately five novelty dances. scene has been added and the latest During intermission, the "Crew- fashions in this part of the show SCIENCE CONFERENCE necks" will entertain with three or will be modeled by several special four numbers, including "To Be guest models. Among the special SCHEDULE OUTLINED Alone", "26 Miles" and "Some- models will be: Mrs. Samuel Rosen- times". This versatile group is 0. A SWANSON The twelfth annual Eastern Col- made up of five Wilkes sophomores, berg, Mrs. Eugene Hammer, Mrs. leges Science Conference will be John Chwalek, Mrs. John Doane, 'Porky' Hoats, Bob Martin, Jerry ference to be held at Wilkes on held at Wilkes April 17, 18 and 19. Pauley, Larry Choper and Bruce Dr. Ruth Jessee and Mrs. James April 17, 18, and Registrations take place from 6 Langdon. 19. Miles. Prof. Swanson and Dr. Seidel to 10 p.m., Thursday, April 17, for This singing quintet has appeared Lazarus Department Store has are two of the five prominent hotel guests at Hotel Sterling, and at various high schools, such as agreed to supply the styles for the scientists in education, research, from 8:30 to 11:30 a.m., Friday and G.A.R., Meyers, and Plymouth. with show from their advance spring and industry, who will speak on Saturday mornings, at the Sterling and without the Male Chorus. They stock. Lazarus will also supply the science and particularly on re- for hotel guests, or at Chase Thea- have recently made a tape recording necessary props for the patio scene. search, Barry Miler, e x ecu t iv e ter, Wilkes College, for non-hotel at station WILK, will sing at the Mr. Gale from Lazarus has agreed chairman of the conference, an- guests. Forest Hills Inn Saturday night, to narrate the program. nounced yesterday. The opening session will be held and will appear on television in Dr. Swanson became head of at 9:15 a.m. in the Wilkes gymna- D u r i n g intermission Marilyn John Scandale the Scranton on Sunday night. Department of Conservation at sium, with welcoming remarks from The Juniors are expecting a large Carl and Wayne Walters will sing Barry Miller, Executive Chairman several selections from cil, and is a member of the Wilkes Cornell in 1948. Previously, he had crowd at the affair since invitations the recent served as a of the conference, and Dr. Eugene campus hit, Paint Your Wagon, in Jaycees. biologist with the Fish have been sent to local colleges, which In previous years, Scandale was and Wildlife Service of the U. S. S. Farley, president of the college. nurses' homes, and high schools; they were featured. The The key speaker wil be Dr. Glenn program also includes several songs a class officer and a member of Department of Interior, and was and because of the various attrac- W. Giddings, Manager of the Re- to be sung by a sextet of several campus organizations. Chief of the Branch of Wildlife tions offered. members Research of Bureau search Personnel of General Elec- of the Girls Chorus. Also featured Scandale is a second lieutenant that when he R. Mattioli, president of the will be piano accepted the appointment to the tric. His topic will be "The Ameri- Junior class, has announced the music which will be in the National Guard. He spent can Scientist As a Citizen." played throughout the entire show. last summer at Fort Benning in Dept. of Conservation at Cornell. following committees and their Dr. Seidel joined DuPont in 1936. At 10:30 a.m. concerrent lectures Admission to this unique the Officers Training School. chairmen: Rrefreshment - Dick pre- He served as a chemist at the will be given on conservation, Baily, John Schade, Dick Moses; view of fashions is only 75 cents Before entering Vilanova, Scan- Baltimore chemistry and psychology by Dr. and tickets pigments plant, and was Tickets - Jean Broody, Fran Bishop; will be available on dale will spend the summer in the also engaged in plant assistance Gustav A. Swanson, Head of the Mari- campus. Medical Officers Training Posters - Janice Reynolds, Basic research and sales service. For Department of Conservation, Cor- anne Levanoski, Helen Miller; Pub- Venturing into the field of model- Division at San Antonio, Texas. four years he was research super- nell University; Dr. Charles G. son of Mr. licity - Lois Betner, Steve Poleskie, ing are the following: Carolyn Scandale is the and visor at the DuPont Experimental Price, Head of the Department of Bedeski, Bob Mrs. Nick Scandale, Old Forge. Bill Smulowitz, Pat Goeringer, Jackie Oliver, Mary Ho- S t a t i o n near Wilmington. He Chemistry, University of Pennsyl- Morris; Clean-up - Gil Gregory and man, Lynn Boyle, Mary Ann Burda, joined the Extension Division of the vania; and Dr. William G. Pren- the Executive Council; Planning - Virginia Leonardi, Vicki Kovacs, STICK LERS WINNER public relations department in 1955, tice, Dean of Swarthmore College. Bill Smulowitz, R. Mattioli, Janice Jane Rescorla, Phyllis Judge, Con- Miss Joan Rishkofski has ic- becoming manager of the Eastern Dr. Price's lecture will be delivered Reynolds, Pat Bedeski, Bernadine nie Yahara, Pat Sanders, Germaine ceived word that her "Stickler" has District. In 1956 he was promoted in the college gymnasium; Dr. Barbara Federer, Jean Astolfi, Vidunas, Mary Louise Spinelli, Alli- been accepted for possible publica- to technical adviser of the depart- Swanson's, in the nearby Jewish Broody; Prizes - Barbara Federer; son Rubury, Marianne Powell, Judy tion by the American Tobacco ment. Community Center; and Dr. Pren- Entertainment - Bob Pitel. Allendoff, Marion Christopher and Company, makers of Lucy Strike. Deeply interested in conserva- tice's, in the neighboring First Lou-Ella Meringiolo. For her two-word jingle, Miss tion, Dr. Swanson isacharter Presbyterian Church. partnient of the DuPont Company, Co-chairmen for the Fashion Rishkofski will receive twenty-five member of the Wildlife Society and Following luncheon, industrial will give the principal address of Show are Rita Matiskella and dollars in cold hard cash. The has served as Member of the Coun- tours will be conducted from 1:30 the conference, on the subject "Re- Marty Menegus. They have ap- American Tobacco Company, whose cil, Vice-President, and President, to 5:30 pm. At a banquet at 6:30 search and You." Saturday's pro- pointed the following committee advertisements a p p e a r in the and as editor of the Journal of p.m. in the Hotel Sterling, Dr. gram will include the presentation chairmen to assist them: clothes, Beacon weekly, pays twenty-five Wildlife Management. George H. Seidel, Technical Ad- of student papers, a faculty tea, Beth Reed; programs and posters, dollars for every "Stickler" ac- For several years Dr. Seidel was visor to the Public Relations Dc- business session and conference Helen Miller; props, Linda Passe- cepted. chairman of the Education Com- dance. relli; stage, Marianne Levenoskie; Miss Rishkofski, a resident of mittee of the Delawere Section of Advancement of Science, the Na- entertainment, Marilyn Carl; re- Sterling Hall, is a junior majoring the American Chemical Society. In tional Science Teachers Associa- NOTICE freshments, Carol Hallas; lighting, in mathematics. Previous Wilkes this position he worked closely with tion, Sigma Xi honor scientific re- There will be a BEACO.N Joe Oliver; publicity, Pat Ide; and winners of the "Stickler" contest high school teachers and students search society, the Scientific Re- meeting today at noon on the cleanup, Barbara Drasher, Betsy are Ginny Brehm, Charles Jones of Delaware. 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EDiTORIAL Future Managers View Let's Try Again Life Cycle of a Pencil The Wilkes Jaycees launched a campaign to help mental At Eberhard Faber Co. patients at Retreat State Hospital last week hoping that our by Bill Zdancewicz students would co-operate. No one was asked to donate any Members of the Society for the money to the group merely asked Advancement of Management Club chive; instead, the for volun- and their guests toured the Eber- teer donations of articles for which we have little or no use. hard Faber Pencil Factory at Mountaintop after- Last week the Beacon published a partial list of materials which last Thursday Bill Zdancewicz the hospital needs. noon to view the manufacturing processes whic make up the very- The Wilkes Jaycees day pencil. repeat their request for assistance from To date, however, the students have shown very little in- the student body in their gift tour Plant campaign for the patients at Retreat terest. How can we consider ourselves future if The began in the Lead leaders we of Eberhard Faber with the raw State Hospital. As of this date, the campaign is one week old do not understand how important it is that we help? materials of clay, graphite, and and very few articles have been contributed by the students. A misplacement of the boxes had occured earlier this week, We wood; and completed with the fin- must remember that nothing can take the place of ished product - the pencil. but since then it has been straightened out. Moreover, a col- public awareness and understanding in mental hospital pro- A surprising bit of news which lection box was located in the cafeteria throughout this week grams everywhere today. Through our small contributions to most persons fail to realize is that and still just a minor amount of articles were contributed. and through our interest in Retreat State Hospital we can help what we call "lead" in a pencil, This campaign is worthy of each student's attention because actually isn't lead at all! The black of the provide many of the patients with a step toward recovery by tremendous value each article donated possesses. The pencil "lead" is a combination of path of recovery for the patients at the Retreat State Hospital is little clay and graphite, and the colored bringing jus a cheer into their daily routines. Let's give a long one and every little effort the people of a community put it a try once again.... jan pencil "lead" consists primarily of - wax. The making of black "lead" forth (including students) aids to make the path a little shorter requires only 15 minutes, due to or at least a little bit easier to bear. pressure used; whereas colored We are fortunate ones, not having suffered from mental "lead" making requires several illness, therefore, we should be thankful and willing to help hours. those persons who suffer from this misfortune. The clay-graphite mixture, when Whenever individuals are asked to coniribute to a worthy compressed, is put into a crucible cause, it goes without saying that the person should do it from and heated to about 200 degrees the bottom of his heart. The same is true for the Jaycees' Fahrenheit. Then the mixture cam- is paign. Yet, the first of cooled and put into a pressure bath response received during the week their effort, of where the pores of the "lead" be- shows a definite lack cooperation and participation by come impregnated, resulting in a the student body of Wilkes. smoother writing quality in the As a result of recent publicity appearing in one of the local pencil. newspapers, several telephone calls were received from people by Fred Roberts After the "lead" passes through within the community who stated that they wanted to contribute compressors, it appears similar to articles to the campaign. The students of Wilkes should keep A most telling argument against censorship was presented spaghetti in long continuous the previous statement in mind when they are debating whether on campus last week. This, a film called The Dark River, has strands. Then it passes through or not they should contribute. an been banned, cut and condemned in most places where its extruding process which In addition to helping the the Retreat State straightens the "lead" to the de- patients at Hospi- showing has been attempted in the United States. Yet I feel sired length. tal, students contributing articles to this campaign are also pro- that no open-minded viewer could honestly find it offensive to moting a Though a majority of the work the good will of their alma mater - Wilkes College. of reasonable sense decency. is done by machines in the pencil Each of us, whether we realize it or not, represent Wilkes both There were those who went be- peasants after they had learned of factory, some tasks still require on and off the campus. What we do or fail to do in aiding to cause rumor had it that it was the strength in union, and of the manual labor. One of these proved build good will is each student's responsibility. "something" to see. And there final retaliation against the "boss", interesting to the students that Repeating the request of the Wilkes Jaycees were scenes of death, beatings, Se- the film smacked of Peronist propa- - once again - of having women "iron" the colored they wholeheartedly request the support of all stutents at the duction, and two-in-a-bed sex, but ganda especially in view of the fact "lead" to get it straight. they were presented in an honest, that it is a product of Argentina. college to support their gift campaign for the patients at the unsensational way. Some of the But despite these minor flaws, The wood used in Eberhard Fab- Retreat State Hospital. audience was, I am afraid, rather The Dark River merits the er pencils is of a soft quality cedar (The poster in the cafeteria contains Euro- which they get a list of suggested disappointed for the film, instead pean awards it has received and from Virginia and articles to California. While in the wood area donate; however, the Jaycees will accept any other of being sexy was in many ways more important does not deserve articles which students wish to contribute to this worthy cause.) rather touching. prohibition in this country. Its of the plant, the students were dubious reception in the United shown.the "lead" insertion process Nothing First! Certainly it was raw and rough, in pencil making. but life if after all raw and rough States points up the great evil of April Fool's Day may be eleven days away but we can't self-appointed keepers of the public It began with the plain cedar help but too. Moreover the director handled wood, followed by the cutting of feel the well-known trickster custom has already ar- these incidents with such pathos morals deciding what we are to rived! to read, see and hear. grooves, inserting the "lead", ap- We refer of course the first prize being offered by the and fundamental morality that it plying the top cover of wood, and Economics Club in their April Fool's Drawing. NOTHING... would be difficult to claim that The disadvantage, I think, of having someone else decide what finally applying pressure. This NOTHING! That is first prize - nothing! Undoubtedly the mature minds would be corrupted process is known as making a "pen- by seeing them on the screen. should not be available for my first prize has something to do with April 1st. Surely nothing perusal because it may be harmful cil sandwich". After the "sand- will be something! To assay the film more critically to children or even to me, far out- wich" is completed, it continues on The remaining prizes in the drawing are.., something... I must confess limited satisfaction weighs the limited advantage such to the cutting stage where the pen- well because despite its stark, uncom- cil begins to take shape. worth winning! (Second prize, five dollars in cash; Third protection offers. prize, Electric promising realism and its technical Another Man's or Woman's Shaver; and Fourth prize, G.E. Certainly a book such as Peyton interesting process at or soundness, the plot and character Place approaches the limits of pro- the pencil factory is the sanding Westinghouse Radio.) development seemed surprisingly priety, but it is much better to err machine which sands six side of The Econ members have a good publicity angle with their unsophisticated - this of course on the side of liberality than on the pencil in one operation. The drawing; however, we are looking forward to the list of win- might be called an advantage by that of restriction. Therefore such sanding belts are pitched at dif- ners... especially the first prize winner! Good luck on your some. agencies as the Legion of Decency, ferent degrees to accomplish this chances. In its semi-documentary treat- overzealous district attorneys and task. Long and Narrow ment of worker exploitation by policemen, state censor boards, and The next operation was the cruel agents of capitalise, of the even the U. S. Post Office should painting of the pencils in the Var- Overheard in the Alumni Office: eventual freeing of the mistreated be kept within very narrow bounds. nish Room. The red and blue And then there was the man whose cat was run over by marking p e n c i I s surprisingly a steam roller. He stood there with a long puss!" enough are first painted blue and The Boss Has Spoken! then they are dipped halfway into Alumni News On Finnegan's first day as a regular on the police force, the red paint. The pencils painted Vincent P. Macri, a graduate of Wilkes College, Class of '50, the Lieutenant told him, "Finnegan, I'm giving you an easy a solid color pass through a has recently become affiliated with the general insurance firm beat to start with - just from the station house to that red light machine , into a "paint pot", and of McNamara, Marcus and Co., in Pittston. and back." Finnegan disappeared for two when they come out they are al- Vince will in life, days. "Where the most completely specialize accident and health insurance devil were you?" roared the Lieutenant. "Didn't I tell you your dry. with the Pittston agency. Prior to his new position Vince had beat was just from here to that red light?" Folowing the lettering process, been with the Prudential Insurance Co. in Coatesville. "You did," agreed Finnegan, "but that the erasers are put on the pencils. red light was on This latter process, five steps in While at Wilkes, Vince was editor of the Beacon for two the back of a truck." all, is done by one machine. The years. pencils are then ready for pack- Vince resides at 12 Columbus Ave., Wilkes-Barre, with his aging. Machine packaging, which wife, the former Helen Scrippins of Wilkes-Bane Township. WILKES COLLEGE BEACON puts the pencils in sleeves forming Vince is also a family man, two girls (Annette and Susan). a box, completes 50 A published each dozen in a newspaper week of the regular school year by and for minute. Manual packaging is also Bravo! Bravo! the students of Wilkes College, Wilkes-Barre, Pa. Subscription: $1.50 done, such as on special and/or Bouquets of congratulations go to the Cue 'n' Curtain drama per year. small orders. group of Wilkes for the wonderful performances they gave in Editor Janice Schuster Lehet The students also toured the three one-act plays earlier this week. We attended the Tuesday Asst. Editor Marion J. Klawonn metal plant, the design and engin evening performance and witnessed excellent acting and direc- Asst. Editor Mary Louise Onufer eering section, and the pilot labora tory. The pilot lab used tion by students of the drama group. Sports Editor - Dick Myers is for experimental formulations and new In Ways and Means Neshama Rosenbaum had difficulty Editorial Assistant James L. Eidam developments. making the venetian blind stay in place. However, she filled Business Manager Carol Hallas Students attending the tour of in with dialogue superbly, just like the trooper she is. Asst. Business Manager Peggy Salvatore the pencil factory were: Joe Leib- Sandra Ungar who played Hulda in The Unseen, stole the Faculty Adviser Mr. F. J. Salley man, Arnie Hoeflich, Myron Su- show with her fine performance of the maid. Editorial and business offices on inexperienced Her located third floor of 159 South seek, Peggy Kratz, Judy Weiss, easy-going, true to life acting of a foreign maid captured the Franklin Street, Wilkes-Barre, on Wilkes College campus. Charlie Grymko, Jim Cornelius, Len Mulcahy, Carl Karmilowicz, audience with laughter. Mechanical Dept.: Schmidt's Printery, rear 55 North Main Street, The Cask of Aznantilado offered a contrast of acting to the Wilkes-Barre, Pa. Harold Shannon, Bob Scally, Joan Rishkofsky, Marion Klawonn, Tom two comedies preceding it. All in all, the three plays provided All opinions expressed by columnists and special writers are not Lally, Charlie Jones, Herman Fliss- an entertaining evening to the students, faculty, and public in PDFnecessarily compression, those of this publication OCR, webbut those optimization of the individuals. using ner, and a Billwatermarked Zdancewicz. evaluationattendance. copy of CVISION PDFCompressor Ftiday, March 21, 1958 WD4KF COLLEGE BECO 3 MODEL GENERAL ASSEMBLY NEXT WEEK Harold E. Stassen and Daniel Flood to Speak At Plenary Sessions Friday and Saturday; MENNEN CO. SPONSORS CUTTING CLASSES CUTEST CAPER, Will AD WRITING CONTEST 48 Colleges and Universities Attend by Marion J. Klawonn SAYS 'SICK AND SLEEPY' STUDENT by Mary Louise Onufer Who needs money? Okay, don't by Marion J. Klawonn Harold E. Stassen and Congressman Daniel Flood will be jump down our throats, we haven't speakers at the plenary sessions of the model general Today we will discuss a problem close to all our hearts. the guest any dough to hand out, but the This topic has been discussed and assembly which the Wilkes Chapter of the Collegiate Council Mennen Company has. Mennen re-discussed over and over in the waning hours of the morning all conscientious for the United Nations will sponsor next weekend. accountants have found a surplus by college Stassen is a former governor of of cash in an old safe and they have students. A great philosopher once put the problem in these well summed-up words: "Eeny, meeny, miney, Minnesota, special assistant to the end of the conference to the college decided to spread it around among mo, should I cut President, and U. S. representative which best represents its model poor, broke college students on 300 or should I go?" on the Disarmament Commission country. The award was won by campuses around the country. Most students (and we use this grandmother; this, however, has of the United Nations. He will St. Paul's, who represented Russia, All they want is an ad, written term very freely) face the problem been smothered by the fact that address the first plenary session last year. in an historical vein, that tells the with resolutions and colors flying many grandmothers are now at- on Friday evening, March 28, le- Members of the Wilkes delega- public about their products. Sound they throw the resolutions out and tending classes in an attempt to ginning at seven o'clock. He will tion are Francine Bishop, Mary easy? It is, friend, it is. Any WC turn a bright red while cutting a complete their requirements for speak to the collegiate group on Homan, Judy Richardson, Cliff Kob- student who has taken History 101 class, graduation. That's out. disarmament. land, Bob Amey, and Bill Duffy. or World Lit can write an ad One unique situation involved in Another bad excuse is illness. If cutting a class is that you always Dr. Doane will back you Saturday afternoon's 1 e a a r y The final plenary session will be centered around a myth or histori- up, you're p manage to meet the neglected session will feature Congressman held Sunday, March 30 from 8 to cal event. The ad is really a story prof set, but unfortunately on to your next Daniel Flood, Democrat representa- 10 a.m. Then all final resolutions in which some Mennen product is your way class. You might say that you over- tive for the 11th Congressional and decisions of the assembly will featured. Humor is the prime ob- The only solution to this is to cut sleptbut for a one o'clock class?? District of Pennsylvania. The title be passed. Next year's officers jective. your next class too. That way you This, too, is definitely out. of Congressman Flood's speech will also be elected at this session. Mennen will publish as many have a good excuse not to go to The most popular excuse (We was not known at the time of publi- Besides the three plenary ses- entries as they The ads should any classes all day. The whole should say "reason"excuse has a can. turns into a viscious cation but it will concern some sions, delegates will be busy at- be about 200 words and the prize thing then bad flavor) is a new one, namely, circle and you wish that you had matter of international significance. tending special conferences and for first place is $500. Additional "campus-laziness". This is far not come to school at all. than Wilkes College will host approxi- planning material for debate on the prizes of $250 and $100 will also be better saying boredom, which assembly floor. given. What to do while cutting is never is insulting to say the least. mately 500 college students from a problem. Hundreds of hiding and universities A dance will be held Saturday Laziness, however, is not an over 48 colleges The title of the ad is "There'll co-cutters can be found dodging be- overly flattering excuse to give to throughout the Middle Atlantic evening from 9 to 12 in the gym. Always Be a Playboy" and all These All delegates and Wilkes students hind the posts in the upstairs of any self-respecting teacher; after region of the United States. entries must be postmarked no the Commons, join them. Coffee all, he showed up. will form a model general and dates are i n v i t e d free of 5, students later than midnight, May 1958. provides a good filler for both the So, it all boils down to a science assembly patterned after the inter- charge. The plenary sessions are Entry blanks can be obtained from also open to the public. stomach and the time during the of dragging yourself out of bed, national body in New York City. any store c a r r y i n g Mennen fifty-minute ex-class period, and giving your favorite prof a school will participate as an Men. Each Products for Now, what excuses can be used chance to lecture into (quote Mr. individual country and will offer An added prize will be given on DEBATE TEAM ENTERS when you are confronted with an Elliot) "y a w n i n g mouths and resolutions and enter debate with each campus. The most original and is eyes." You coun- irate teacher? First last glassy wouldn't deprive the welfare of that particular and humorous entry from Wilkes the ancient one about the sick him of that privilege, would you? try in mind. IMSTRICT VII TOURNEY will get the writer a year's sub- Wilkes will represent Ghana and The Wilkes debaters will partici- scription to Playboy Magazine. pate in the District 7 Elimination More details can be obtained at the delegation headed by Don Muc- today and tomorrow. ray has been giving special con- Tournament the Beacon office. CARS THURSDAY Approximately 35 teams represent- SOPHOMORES TO LAUNDER sideration to the problems of the state. ing a six-state area and Washing- FOR CHARITY newly-formed west African ton, D.C., will debate on the na- BRASS ENSEMBLE IN ONE-DAY CLASS PROJECT Besides getting first-hand informa- tional question Resolved: That The Sophomore Class promises tion and advice from Seth Ansah, PLAYS AT ASSEMBLY Requirement of Membership In a to turn out en masse next Thursday GERMAN FILM WILL PLAY Wilkes junior who is a native of a a Condi- by Jim Eidam to perform a service to the com- Labor Organization As NEXT THURSDAY. FRIDAY the Gold Coast, which is now in- tion of Employment Should Be Il- Another in a series of musical munity and its automobile owners. cluded in Ghana, the delegates have legal. programs was featured at the Ira Himmel heads the program of Mr. Elwood J. Disque, head of been in correspondence with the The five top teams in this tourna- weekly assembly on Tuesday morn- a mass car-wash operation at the modern language department, Embassy of Ghana and its repre- ment will be invited to the National ing. Featured artists were fifteen Simm's Service Station on South announced that a German film, The sentatives to the United Nations. Tournament at West Point. Wilkes members of a brass ensemble, com- Main Street, next to Handley's Last Bridge, will be shown next The delegation has also gathered has attained the position to enable posed of Wilkes band members, Diner. The proceeds of the day week in the projection room of all of the material about this coun- them to participate in the national under the direction of Bob Moran. will be turned over to the Wyoming Chase Hall. try which was discussed at last tournament in four out of five Opening with a short fanfare, Valley Association for the Mental- The movie Stars Maria Schell, year's mock assembly held at years in which they have competed the most common type of music ly Retarded. The Association plans popular European actress, who is Princeton. in the District Tournament. scored for brasses, the ensemble to use the funds for its rehabilita- currently playing in her first Last year Wilkes represented Bruce Warshal and Fred Roberts demonstrated a few techniques of tion workshops. American movie, The Brother Ka- Morocco and was equally fortunate will represent Wilkes as they have writing for these particular instru- The washing area will be gaily maraov. The story set in Yugo- in having the advice of Henriette in the Johns Hopkins and the Har- ments. The techniques include the decorated and there will be a full slavia concerns a young German Abenmoha, Wilkes senior who is a vard Tournaments. In both of "piling on" or building up by add- complement of sophomores on hand doctor, Miss Schell, who is cap- native of that country. these their record was 5 and 1, ing various segments of the en- to do the laundering from 10:00 tured by Yugoslav partisans and An award will be given at the meriting them third place. In the sernble from time to time, and the a.m. until 5:00 p.m. on Thursday, compelled to care for the wounded. Boston Tournament their record common "block chord" type of March 27. She follows reluctantly but finally was 7 and 1, meriting them second writing. Students are urged to let the voluntarily and in the end dies on Folowing the bi'ief introduction snow, slush, and rain spots accumu- PROGRAM OFFERED place. Bruce Wa r s h a 1 earned "The Last Bridge" of German and second speaker in both the Boston on technique, the group rendered late on their automobiles until that Yugoslavian gunfire. FOR STUDY ABROAD and Harvard Tournaments, The five short pieces for the brass choir date, in order that the eager sophs The movie, which is free of The Institute of International team also debated at NYU, win- by J. S. Bach. The complete en- may be able to get a real workout. charge, will be shown next Thurs- Education announced that Ameri- ning 4 out of 4. At Bucknell they semble was also heard in the fol- The cost of the service is reas- day, March 27, from 12 to 2 and can students will be given added won first place, also a 4-0 score lowing numbers: "Prelude and onable, $1.25 for all makes, models, Friday, March 29, from 9 to 11 opportunities to study in Ireland and made a 4-1 record at Brown. Caprice"; "Jubilee" by Johnson; sizes, and shapes of passenger and 4 to 6. All students and faculty during the 1958-59 school term. To date the two-man team has ac- the descriptive "Pizza Party" by vehicles. There will be an addi- members are invited. The opportunities are a result of cumulated 29 wins as against 4 Walters; and Purcell's f am e d tional 25 cents charged for white- a new bi-national educational ex- "Trumpet Voluntary". wall tires. losses. NOTICE change program between Ireland Among the teams expected to The program also included selec- If you don't have a car, borrow and the United States. give Wilkes the toughest conipeti- tions by two solo groups. A cornet pop's for the day; do your dad, your Mrs. Nada Vujica, librarian, an- The a w a r d s for pre-doctoral tion are Princeton, University of trio, Jack Evans, Carrol Davenport, college, and your community a nounced that the library files of study and research in Eire cover Pennsylvania, Penn State, Navy, and Agesino Primatic, rendered favor. the BEACON are missing copies international travel, tuition, books, Georgetown, and St. Peter's. Of "Three Cardinals". A French horn In charge of the decorations, 3 and 15 of Vol. XXII. Anyone and maintenance for the academic these, Wilkes beat Penn and Prince- quartet played Dietrich's "Brisk brass band, and other ballyhoo de- having extra copies of these issues, year. ton earlier in the year. March". Members of this groups vices is Paul Klein and his com- please take them to Mrs. Vujica Basic requirements are a United King's will be the host college. were Janet Cornell, Janet Jones, mittee who promise that by 10:00 so that the library can complete its States citizenship, a college degree There will be three rounds on Fri- Mr. Moran, and R. Carl Ernst. A a.m., Thursday, nobody will have set. or its equivalent by the time the day, the first beginning at 3 P.M., trombone solo, "Evening Star" any trouble finding out where the award is made, and good health. with chance pairings, the second from Tannhauser, was presented by Sophomore Car-Wash party is held. Preference is given to applicants starting at 4:30 also with chance Mr. Moran. Other committees are: publicity, under thirty-five years of age. pairings, and the third beginning Moncy Miller and Lynn Boyle, who Chuck Robbins Applications must be submitted at 7:30 P.M. when the teams will will also take care of the signs and SPORTING GOODS to the Institute no later than April be matched for strength. On Satur- at 3 P.M. All Wilkes students and decorations with Klein's crew. Ron - - 15. Any additional information day the debates will be at 9:30 their friends are invited and en- Simms is in charge of arrange- 28 North Main Street may be obtained from the Institute AM., 12 noon, and the final round couraged to attend. ments. of International Education in New York City. LEWIS - DUNCAN NNUU Your Where the Crowd Goes. Open A Wilkes College FOR ALL DANCES SPALDING.RAWLINGS and WILSON - - After the Dance Distributors CHARGE ACCOUNT BOOKSTORE AND The Ivy Leaguers Reversible Wool Jackets At With WILKES Lettering ARE AT YOUR COMMAND Ray Hollie's VARIETY SHOP POMEROY'S Books - Supplies Music Tailored to Your Request LEWIS-DUNCAN Seafood . Steaks - Chops - Sandwiches SPORTING GOODS For Al] Your School Novelties CONTACT BOB MORAN Subscriptions 2-8220 243 South Main Street And Personal Needs Glee Hall or BU 8-3080 11 E. Market St. VA Millie Gittins, Manager LEWIS. DUNCAN WNflNWWUU PDF compression, OCR, web optimization using a watermarked evaluation copy of CVISION PDFCompressor 4 WILEB COLLEGE BEACON Friday, March 21, 1958 WILKES ENTERS BOWLING TEAM PINBUSTERS FINALLY LOSE, 3 - 1; IN E.I.B.C. SEARCH FOR CHAMPION Tentative plans for Wilkes representation in a major col- legiate bowling tournament were drawn up early this week. DAN LEWIS MISSES PERFECT GAME The tourney is sponsored by the Eastern Intercollegiate Bowling Conference and is designed to "discover and crown 1958 !eg1ers Record Upset the LEWIS BIDS FOR HALL FAME Champion Intercollegiate Bowler of the Eastern Mali of the Nation. OF according to a release from the Conference Statistician and Pub- Iespite JJans 26-652 licity Director1 Robert F. Ernest of Brooklyn Polytech Institute. First five bowlers to indicate one year's display. League-Leading Score their intentions to form a Colonel All finalists i ee uaholik and hill Hoffman and semi-finalists up pin squad were Dan Lewis, Pete will receive trophies. teaieu to lead the kampus Maholik, Emil Petrasek, Hill Hoff- xegicrs to a 3-i. upset win over man, and Dick Myers. A meeting the nigh-flying k'mnbusters, 23bb to of other interested parties will be oub in last Sunday's intramural held at the JCC lanes on Sunday THREE GET M.A.S.C.A.C. bowling. night, March 23, at 7:00 p.m. to jJall Lewis, of the Pinbusters, make further arrangements. BASKETBALL HONORS opened tue night's bowling with involved in two eight straight strikes, then missed The team will be The Middle Atlantic Conference weekends of bowling, the first in tne nmtn frame and wound up released yesterday a listing of its with tne season s high game, a rounds to be held on Saturday and Northern Division All-Conference Sunday, April 26 and 27. The semi- rousing 2ob. hxciteinent was at final will be held on team. Six area stars were included a lever pitch as eceryone on the rounds Satur- on the roster, three from Wilkes. day, May 3, pitting the 16 sur- lanes was pulling br Lewis to vivors qualifying rounds in George Morgan was named to turn in a perrect score, out the pins of the the first team center slot. Others pin competition, 16 men bowl- jUSt woulunt fall, he finished with total on the first team are Kazaka- ing eight games across 16 alleys. Ed games of Ld and i1 for a new vich of Scranton, Fred Dietzel of season nigh series, 652. He is bar The finals will show the top eight Aibright, Bill Pennsyl of Elizabeth- WINNING FORM Dan Lewis displays his smooth delivery aneau in individual averages in his men bowling in head-to-head com- and Ray - town, Weaver of Dickin- while on the way a try br a tuple crown. petition on Sunday, May 4, under son. to near-perfect game last Sunday night. He rolled eight straight strikes before coming up with a 3-10 i'or the winning ls.eglers, who the Petersen Point System. Win- George Gacha was named to the now talLe split in the ninth frame. He finished with 256-652, breaking over undisputed posses- ner will bring to his school the second team along with Lonny sion of second place: al college records for scoring. j.vlaholik, 1)8- beautiful 22-inch Loria trophy for (continued on page 6) oo; hoffman, 172-500; John Macri, 16-444; Len Gonchar, 166-441; Max Greenwald, 155-429; and Chuck lGrchener, 126-372. finbusters: Lewis, 256-652; Emil 'I, Petrasek, 167-462; John Sapiego, 14b-*15; Don Wilkinson, 184-389; and iob Morris, 185-388. Ihe teetotalers, behind Dick iuyers' 15-486, swept four points Irom the Hose Tatoos. The shut- out trought the Teetotalers within one percentage point of the Tatoos who were knocked out of a second- Place tie. teetotalers: iVI y e r s, 175-486, Stash Yurkowski, 176-466; Paul hatz, 158-436; and Mim Thomson, S1kklers 161-390. Rose Tatoos: Rose Weinstein, 172-470; Fred Petrini, 169-456; Jim Ross, 184-447; Joe Ackourey, 160- 435; Ron Phillips, 161-424; and WHAI pINGS. xran Bishop, 107 and 93. "ICE Rounding out the night's activi- ties, the Losers took four from the BLOWS APH BELOW) Butler Bombers. Sam Weinstein (sE pAg.AG led the victors with 209-475. Team- mates Lenny Glassberg and Berrill Friedman chipped in with 162-423 and 150-420, respectively. SMOKE RINGS come in all shapes and sizes. Like 4-sided Warren Schmid led the Bulter WHAT ARE MALICIOUS SMOKE SIGNALS? men rings for windy with 140-414, John Schade hit smoke rings for squares. Sturdy smoke 136-378, Ira Hinimel rolled 152-372, days. 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Pinky is presently a coach and faculty member of the Clarks Summit High SchooL Other important announcements ference All-Star team and won & Ron Rescigno Pete Winebrake were the awards to individual ath- Beacon "Athlete of the Week" a- letes and the naming of captains ward for his outstanding play on for the teams for the coming seas- the scoccr field. ons. George Morgan was named the Ron Rescigno, spectacular grid- Outstanding basketball player at iron ace, walked off with the lion's the conclusion of a brilliant year share of the awards. He received on the court. He wound up his the Howard W. Davis award as career at Wilkes as one of the all- the Outstanding Athlete during the time scoring greats. 1957-58 sports year, the Joe Gal- Considered by many to be the laghor award for sportsmanship finest wrestler in many years, and overall contributions to Wilkes Letterman President Dave Thomas athletics, and was voted the Out- was named Outstanding 'Wrestler. Dave Thomas standing Back of the grid squad. Dave finished the year undefeated, Freshman Pete Winebrake was won the 157-pound crown in the voted the Outstanding Lineman for Middle Atlantic Tournament, and his plendid work at the guard slot, served as co-captain of the team. Pete is a graduate of Clarks Sum- Bob Sokol was named the stand- mit High School. out player of the 1957 baseball The Reggie Burr award in soccer team for his excellent infield play went to Nick Giordano, who was and invaluable contributions at the named to the Middle Atlantic Con- plate. hi addition to the awards an- 1TL'UT nouncements, the teams also named 1LV GL'U '1 j OAH their captains. They are: Football, Bob Yokavonus and Mike Dydo; HDRILLSkJLLP 11T 1 Soccer, Nick Giordano and Joe Mr. Welton Farrar has taken Morgan; Wrestling, Walter Gb- over the coaching chores for the gowski; Baseball, Ron Rescigno and Joe Parsnik; and the basketball George Morgan Bob Yokavonus 1958 golf team. Coach Farrar Nick Giordano started his charges working on in- scivad will use four juniors as alter- door practice swings Tuesday after- nate co-captains next year: Fran noon at the local YMCA. The team Mikolanis, George Gacha, Bernie Baseball Schdu1e has had fourteen candidates to date, Radecki, and Bob Turley. but some of last year's squad have Coach John Reese presented his Shows Fifteen Games, yet to make an appearance. Far- wrestlers with extra awards on his rar is looking for Art Belles, one own. Each tournament participant Seven Will Be at Home of last season's standout perform- was presented with a trophy in The 1958 baseball Colonels are el's, and he will have to be without recognition of his contribution to quickly rounding into shape and the services of Dave Polley, who the team championship, Bobby Mor- anxiously watching the skies for has decided to take up tennis this gan received a trophy for his indi- signs of outdoor practice weather. year. vidual point scoring feats, setting The candidates, some twenty in Returning from last year's team a new record with 44 points. number, have been holding indoor are Pete Perog and Ed Mikalaitis. Letters Presented drills in the gym each afternoon They have been cheered by the ap- Letters were awarded to athletes under the coaching of mentors John peal'ance of a few promising new for participation in all sports dur- Reese and Bill Mock. men, freshman veteran Joe Hiznay, ing the 1957-58 seasons: The schedule shows 15 games and sophomores Pete McLaughlin 1957 Baseball: Eddie Birnbaum, contracted to date, with possibili- and Bob Morris. Mike Dydo, George Gacha, Ralph ties of at least two mole contests First match for the "Duffers" Hendershot, John Harvey, Boyd McGur- with Middle Atlantic foes, Lycom- will be at home on April 12 at the Hoats, Joe Ludgate, Bob ing and Dickinson. Irem Temple Country Club greens. nfl, Al Manars'ki, Joe Parsnik, Ron The first game will be played a- The opposition will be Hofstra's Rescigno, Art Richards, Bob Sokol. way, April 12 at Gettysburg. Fol- Flying Dutchmen. 1957 Football: Mar v Antinnes, lowing three more road games, the The Colonels will have home-and- Marty A r c a r e s e, Vince Capo, Colonels will be home for two home matches with Scranton and Clarke Cornell, Mike Dydo, Gene games against Moravian on April Lycoming later in the season, a Edwards, Ron Ercolani, Ken Field, 19 and East Stroudsburg on April single match at Moravian, and at Ron Pabazzi, Steve Perkowski, Sam 21. the season's end will participate in Puma, Ron Rescigno, Frank Spudis, Schedule to April 30: April 1, at the annual Middle Atlantic Con- Art Tambur, Fred Williams, Pete Gettysburg; April 12 at Lycoming; ference tournament to be held at Winebrake, Dick Wozniak, and Bob April 14 at Scranton; April 15 at Juniata College, Huntingdon, Pa. Yokavonus. Rider; April 19 M or a v i a n at Any man on campus interested 1957 Soccer: Seth Ansah, Dick Wilkes; April 21 East Stroudsburg in participating in this sport is Bailey, Tony Bianco, Lou Davis, at Wilkes; April 26 at Albright; urged to see Mr. Far rar in his off- Nick Giordano, Carl Havira, Mau- April 29 Scranton at Wilkes; and ice any time, or to report at the rice Hurley, Tom Jenkins, Bill April 30 at Ithaca. All home games YMCA at 3:30 p.m. with woods. Loyd, Ed Masonis, Clarence Mich- will be played at Artillery Park, ael, Joe Morgan, Ivan Pappanicho- starting at 4:00 p.m. weekdays, las, Bob Payne, Pete Perog, Dave 2.00 p.m. Saturdays. Polley. 1957-58 Basketball: Eddie Birn- PARK baum, George Gacha, Ralph Hen-. dershot, John Kuhar, Ed Masonis, was SPECIAL TUX SHOP It sad... Fran Mikolanis, George Morgan, GROUP PRICES Radecki, Ron Roski, Bob for Bernie when that great ship went down and the and Turley, and Ray Yanchus. WILKES DANCES ,7fl7' "s 1957-58 Wrestling: Mary Antin- last thing to leave the sinking ship was at T EAT nes, Joe Dombek, Walt Glogowski, a bottle of Coca-Cola. That's because all JOHN B. STETZ Gil Gregory, Joe Morgan, Bobby Morgan, Bob Sislian. Dave Thomas, Expert i- r' at hands stuck to Coke to the end. Now there's Clothier '\\ Jim Ward, Keith Williams. E. Market St.. W.B.'t / 1957-58 Girls' Basketball: Janet popularity! That's the kind of loyalty Fowler, Dick Cornell, Mary Craig, Barbara Fed- the sparkling lift, the good taste of Coke erer, Marion Klawonn, Elinor Laz- and Walker arus, Beverly Major, Elise Ohn- engenders. Man the lifeboats, have a Coke! TUXEDOS TO RENT macht, Grace Sheasley, and Sylvia Trewern. SIGN OF GOOD TASTE Special Price To Students THE BOSTON STORE Swimming: Carl Havira, Cleto 198 SO. WASHINGTON ST. 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SELECTIVE SERVICE EXAM MAN FLYI1NG IN 'SILVER BULLET' ANNOUNCED FOR STUDENTS Crit-eek Cr.it-eeks C'n'C Lt. Gen. Lewis B. Hershey, di- rector of Selective Service, an- TO EXPLORE OUTER SPACE IN '58 Tuesday, March 18, 1958: After simply hours of the most nounced that only one Selective explored only unmanned satel- exasperating and severe persuasion by a most intimate ac- Service College Qualification Test Outer space - until now by will be offered this year. This will lites earthbound instruments will be invaded sometime quaintance, I decided to be one of the see-lect audience at Chase and - intense dramas. be held on May 1, 1958. this year by Man, in the person of a mild-mannered American Theatre to see three and instruc- As this was my first experience and his wife were broke. Well, Application cards scientist. I be he stayed in tional materials may be obtained maelstrom that might in attending a REAL theatre, de- who wouldn't if Flashing through the unknown supersonic do just bed ALL the time? Anyway, as from local boards after Monday, like a child's cided to act my best and in a slim silver bullet - the rocket- shake it out of control did (excluding the play progressed, I suspected March 10. Students planning to will kite in a tornado. what everybody else secure ship X-15 Scott Crossfield two in back row come foul play when I saw a masked take the test are urged to Once through this barrier if those the A failure 'embark on a stranger-than-fiction - clean, now, you were seen don't gunman appear on stage, holding new application cards. adventure which will carry him six he gets through Crossfield will - to do this may reuslt in the stu- - deny it). On with the story. up the bed-ridden c o u p 1 e. The higher than Man has ever find his fuel gone. But his inertia missing the May 1 test. Gen. times Well, dear readers, I had the couple made a bargain with him - dent's reached before. His speeds will will hurl him many miles further they told him who to rob, and for Hershey emphasized that no make- into the ionosphere, blue-black most exasperating time wandering range up to 5,000 miles per hour. that yards of South their info, he agreed to split the up tests will be given. void that stretches from 50 to 250 around the back Crossfleld's flight will start seven for hours looking for spoils with them WHAT a trick. Applications for the test must be miles up, from the comfortable miles above the earth. River Street - postmarked not later than mid- the theatre I didn't see nothing I thought that this was simply too a or B-52 After he has reached the top of 11. belly of converted B-6 looked like a ticket window or much, but was glad to see that the night, Friday, April bomber. A slight pressure from his macrocosmic arc, Crossfield will that the popcorn machine suddenly, how- play had a moral ending. It proved his thumb will send his rocket still face problem of getting once to me "crime does CAGERS HONORED back to without burning up ever, by divine inspiration or some- again that telching forth from its nesting- earth not when more than one person (continued from page 4) like a meteor when he re-enters the thing, I found my destination. pay place on a geyser of flame. the and is involved." West, Wagner; Harry Orlando, Within seconds, he will plunge earth's atmosphere. The pains- As I entered theatre down the aisle on aU Wagner; Fritz Toner, Moravian; past the altitude record of 126,000 taking preparations for achieving tumbled The second play was a failure o most impertinent and Jack Heading, Juniata. feet set by Capt. Ivan Kincheloe in this will have put his chance for threes, s m e and success story entitled The Un- me a sheet (of A third Colonel, Fran Mikolanis, 1956, into a void that has never survival at an estimated 94 percent. young man handed seen. The villain was the maid paper). I grasped it eagerly, and (the bourgeois couple didn't even received honorable mention in the een reached. His tremendous Reder's Digest, April, 1958. balloting which was conducted a- speed at this point will render his to my distress, I found, attached have a butler), whom I'm sure must to the bottom of it, a quiz - don't have just come on the last boat mong the coaches of the Conference. instruments unreliable, for they "CINDY" TO BE FORMAL ever give No coach was allowed to vote for will show what happened two miles these professors up? from Inner I-Ierzegovena. The heart The Student Council announced After assuming an upright posi- of the audience went out to the poor a member of his own team. back. plans for the forthcoming Cinder- Bob Meckwood and Tom Keefe It is here that he will probably tion, on further reading, I found girl because of the orders and ella Ball to be held May 9. The that it was only a crit-EEK of the abuses she had thrust upon her by of Scranton aso received honorable run into his greatest threat, and affair will be formal and arrange- mention. the objective of his historic flight three intense dramers. a couple who read blueprints at the ments are being made to enable The theatre was packed ... as a breakfast table. the controllability barrier. This is the student body to rent white a deadly, "brick wall" combination hushed reference came over the Well, my eager readers, the last NOTICE dress coats and purchase corsages multitude when the lights dimmed, of high speed and thin air that has at group prices. play was on its way. It was The All P.L. 894, Rehabilitation, stubbornly held out as the last bar- I was quite touched (by a feather Cask of Amontillado, known to mil- Council for the Blind, and spe- The tickets will be $2.00 per on a hat of a frau in my immediate rier between Man and space. Here couple. lions as "I Was Plastered iii a cial scholarship accounts at the his plane could be hurled into a posterior). Having detached the Roman Wine Cellar." Of course Bookstore will close on April 1st. source of my trouble, I prepared this play was of a more sober na- ' to enjoy the play. As the drapes ture than its predecessors. Why, in parted, I saw - my goodness, that it, some poor gentleman was buried a human skull as it rolled off the a young maiden and gentle- Visit the is, yes, alive in a Roman catacomb by a stage. I overheard someone in my man in bed (a perfectly innocent vindictive so-and-soforth. A most posterior say that it was the re- ---ALL NEW--- scene) - will someone PLEASE appropriate tune to offset the mains of a late actor who boo-booed turn on the lights in this theatre tragedy would have been "Arrive- in a headless horse scene. Just an- so I can make a quick egzit? Since derci Roma!" other one of the catastrophes of no one around me was disturbed Boston Restaurant & Candy Shoppe I tried to grip the edge of my modern living. by this perfectly owtrocious scene, seat during this final thriller, and Suddenly the lights went on Completely Remodeled and Air Conditioned I proceeded to look at the play, - to my utter amazement, I found my evening at the theatre was with Excellent Food and Service at Moderate Prices once I had returned all of my con- I had been sitting on the floor the over... The last play really stuck tact lenses to their respective sta- OPEN DAILY and SUNDAYS for FULL COURSE DINNERS entire evening. But that ain't the with me - I'm on my way now to tions. worst thing that happened some join the "AAA minus one" to avoid 49 Public Square Dial VA 2-6294 The play continued, and as the - the fate of poor wine lover. unfolded, defenseless young gentleman in that bedding and plot it left orchestra, row one, was hit by Cheers! 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