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Alibi (ISSN 1088-0496) is published weekly 52 times per year. The content of this issue is Copyright © 2017 by NuCity Publications, Inc., and may not be reprinted in part or in whole without written consent of the publisher. All rights are reserved. One copy of each edition of Alibi is available free to county residents and visitors each week. Anyone caught removing papers in bulk will be prosecuted on theft charges to the fullest extent of the law. Yearly subscription $100, back issues are $3, Best of Burque is $5. Queries and manuscripts should include a self-addressed stamped envelope; Alibi assumes no responsibility for unsolicited material. Association of Alternative Newsmedia [4] WEEKLY ALIBI JUNE 8-14, 2017 February. During a hearing on May 25, Melendez outlined his defense strategy in a ODDS handwritten motion, telling the judge he was just clowning around when he walked into a Cumberland Farms store and demanded money. According to Melendez, juggling 3 wads of ENDS paper for 20 seconds would show jurors that he AND is, in fact, a legitimate clown. According to WEIRD NEWS Melendez’ motion, the juggling act would be Dateline: Palestine “not only the simplest, but the only possible proof that the defendant is a jester.” Sadly, he’ll Hangry? Try a Snickers. A Palestinian judge have to come up with another way. Jury has banned divorces during the month of selection continues. Ramadan because “people make hasty decisions when they’re hungry.” Mahmoud al-Habbash, head of the Palestinian Islamic sharia court Dateline: Michigan system, said people who deprive themselves of Police in suburban Detroit say a woman robbed food and cigarettes during daylight hours—as is a bank and used the money to by crab legs, traditional during the Islamic holy month of among other things. Chloe Adams, 25, was Ramadan—may “create problems” in their formally charged in court earlier this month relationships and consequently make “quick with bank robbery. A judge set her bond at $1 and ill-considered decisions.” According to the million. Police allege Adams entered the Qatar-based Al Jazeera Media Network, judges Citizen’s Bank branch in the suburb of Livonia will now only consider and rule on divorce on the morning of Saturday, May 27, and gave applications made after the month of fasting is the teller a note demanding $10,00 “or things over. In the Occupied Palestinian Territories, get bloody.” She then fled the scene with about there is no civil marriage, and only religious $5,000 in cash, officials said. Detectives courts have the power to allow marriages and tracked Adams down at her home later that divorces. According to the Palestinian week and arrested her. The next day, a search Authority, more than 50,000 weddings were of the home turned up evidence linking Adams celebrated in the occupied West Bank and the to the bank robbery. Adams has been Gaza Strip in 2015. During the same time cooperating with investigators and told period, more than 8,000 divorces were granted. detectives she spent most of the stolen money to pay for a delinquent car loan, a trip to Dateline: Oregon Chicago, a weekend cookout, a pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes and crab legs. She is Police officers evacuated a 7-Eleven in scheduled to appear in court again this week. Beaverton after a “suspicious object” exploded inside the convenience store’s microwave oven. According to KATU-2 in Portland, a police Dateline: New York bomb squad was dispatched to the store on A Sheepshead Bay father evidently taught his May 30 and ultimately identified the object as drug-addicted son a valuable lesson by a urine sample wrapped in a hand warmer. overdosing on heroin. “I told him if you’re not Police speculate the plastic cup full of pee was going to stop, I will do the same as you do,” being warmed up by someone hoping to pass a Sergey Gnatovskiy told the New York Post. “I drug test. “It appears that whoever was on [tried] to send him to rehab. He promised me his/her way to do a drug test did not feel that it he was going to go, and I found it again.” A was warm enough, so they decided to man of his word, Mr. Gnatovskiy took his son’s microwave it at 7-Eleven,” Beaverton Police fresh stash of heroin and promptly shot up. His spokesperson Mike Rowe said in a press release. 23-year-old son Maykl says he instantly “The chemical makeup of the hand warmer did recognized that his father was overdosing. He not agree with the microwave and exploded.” used CPR and a Narcan nasal spray to bring Police are reportedly reviewing security camera him back—something the father has had to do footage from the store to find out who stuck for his son on four separate occasions. The the urine sample in the microwave. As Mr. elder Mr. Gnatovskiy says he was feeling back Rowe put it, someone “most likely did not pass to normal the next day and doesn’t recall much their UA [urinalysis] today.” of his ordeal. “After seeing this, I definitely want to go [to rehab]. I’ve been doing this since Dateline: Massachusetts I was 15. I’m 23 now. I can’t keep doing this,” said Maykl. a A judge at a pretrial hearing in Springfield District Court struck down defendant Orlando Compiled by Devin D. O’Leary. Email your weird Melendez’ request to juggle in court, killing the news to [email protected]. visual centerpiece of his innocent plea. “The keystone to his defense is: He’s literally a clown,” the defendant, writing in the third person, explained in a motion filed last month. CORRECTIONS The juggling request elicited a curt, one-word response from Judge Robert Murphy: “Denied.” Oops! Melendez, 20, is charged with using a toy gun during an attempted robbery of a Forest Park In last week’s issue (vol.23, i.22, June 1-7), we convenience store last December. Melendez forgot the credit for the excellent portraits for has pled not guilty to two counts of attempting the “Solidarity Through Pride” photo essay. to commit a crime. He fired his lawyer and has The pictures were taken by Eric Williams been representing himself in court since Photography. a JUNE 8-14, 2017 WEEKLY ALIBI [5] [6] WEEKLY ALIBI JUNE 8-14, 2017 NEWS | COUNCIL WATCH NEWS CITY BY JOSHUA LEE

N.M. Had Highest Inmate Rate in 2013 Budget Override, Parade of According to a study released by the Massachusetts- based Prison Policy Initiative—a lobby group focused on lowering US jail and prison populations— New Mexico had the highest number of inmates in Pride county jails in the nation in 2013. The results were based on federal data tracking of local jail populations and found that the state had a jail Plus taxes and animal welfare incarceration rate of 340.8 per 100,000 residents in 2013, the most recent year that has been tracked. BY CAROLYN CARLSON The study seems to suggest that a large portion of these statistics are cause by pre-trial detentions coupled with trial delays. It found that pre-trial ove for Burque Pride, a shout out to Bessie’s detentions tripled jail population growth nationwide Lace for hanging in there for 25 years and a since 1978. It also found that people who are Lveto override were part of the June 5 incarcerated for lengthy periods before they face trial run a high risk going to prison later for more Albuquerque City Council meeting. With all serious crimes. Despite the high incarceration rate, Councilors at the table, Council President Bernalillo County’s Metropolitan Detention Center Isaac Benton took care of business in two and reports that its jail population has decreased 48 a half hours. percent since 2013, when reforms were instituted with the issue in mind. Those reforms included allowing people charged with crimes to enter pleas High Fives earlier than in the past and efforts to resolve Councilors Pat Davis and Diane Gibson hearings for suspects facing detention earlier. gave a shout out to the annual Albuquerque Georgia had the second highest jail population rate in Councilors Peña, Lewis and Benton discuss city business ERIC WILLIAMS PHOTOGRAPHY 2013 with 317.3 per 100,000 residents. Pride Parade to be held June 10. The parade will take a different route this year due to the ART construction. This year, the parade will forward activities between the city and the “Please oppose the gas tax; why are you travel east on Lomas from Washington to state MainStreet program and the Nob Hill driving people to the pueblos?” Officials Warn of Medicaid Phishing Scam Expo New Mexico. This is the 20 year MainStreet organization. The city also State Attorney General Hector Balderas and Human anniversary of celebrating Burque Pride, Davis accepted a $75,000 grant with Living Cities Quick Hits Services Department Secretary Brent Earnest and Gibson reminded citizens. Also getting a for the Racial Equality Here initiative. Councilor Benton discoursed with the issued a joint Scam Alert to warn residents that high five, Councilor Klarissa Peña City Administrator Rob Perry over funds callers posing as employees of the New Mexico Medicaid program are phishing for personal and congratulated Bessie’s Lace and More located Gassed Tax to finish off a second spay and neuter financial information. The scammers are calling at Central and Atrisco SW. They’ve been in Councilors were set to tackle putting a gas surgical site at the East Side Shelter. individuals several times a day and asking for their business for 25 years. Bessie Romero said in tax question to voters but public comment Benton wants to get the project done; name, Social Security number and Medicaid number. January that she was not sure she would be seems to have given them pause. Councilors Perry said there were not enough cats and According to state officials, Medicaid recipients should never provide personal information such as able to keep her doors open due to the are thinking about asking voters to approve a dogs coming in for spay and neutering to Social Security number or Medicaid identification Albuquerque Rapid Transit construction steps 2-cent gas tax to fund municipal roadway justify the expense. He said the money numbers over the phone to unsolicited callers. If you away from the shop’s front door. Peña said infrastructure improvements. But after several would be better spent on getting new have received an unsolicited call from someone Bessie’s has a loyal customer base. Bessie even public comments Councilors agreed to take vehicles for the animal welfare claiming to be a representative of the Human goes as far as to serve coffee and snacks to the the bill up at the next meeting after changes department. If that is true, Benton Services Department or the New Mexico Medicaid program, you may file a complaint with the Federal construction crew. are made. Paul Gessing from the Rio Grande countered, then why did the staff not tell Trade Commission at ftccomplaintassistant.gov or Foundation said he submitted hundreds of them that during budget preparation? nmag.gov/consumer-complaint-instructions.aspx. If Budget Bobble signatures opposing the added tax. Another Then, Councilors approved selling energy you have already fallen victim to this or a similar scam, please visit identitytheft.gov. In a budget standoff, Councilors overrode speaker said the city should not put roadway savings bonds to do more solar projects. Mayor Berry’s veto of the council’s $534.1 infrastructure on the backs of the citizens. Also, Albuquerque Police Department million budget. A compromise budget was also Other folks said they had concerns that the Chief Gorden Eden said there are currently on the table but Councilors rejected that as money generated from a citywide gasoline tax 862 sworn police officers. He added a cadet Construction on CNM Campus well and stood by their version. Berry had said would not go to fixing streets, but end up class of 24 graduated last week. Central New Mexico Community College will be the Council budget “overpromised and helping pay for the ART project. It appears starting a $35 million construction project next year underdelivered,” but the majority of those these concerns will be addressed with changes Not Now to build a new teaching facility at CNM’s central at the next meeting. campus. The project will be the result of a with the purse strings in hand disagreed. It Next go-round on June 19, Councilors partnership between CNM and Albuquerque Public didn’t take long for Mayor Berry to shoot back will re-visit the gas tax, talk about creating Schools, who are paying for half of the bill. The saying the budget approved is already broken, Palabras Publicas a Department of Asset Management, 80,000 square feet building will house several needs more work and risks the city’s credit Public comment at this meeting centered consider approving a request for proposals programs, including the College and Career High rating being downgraded. But this is not the around the proposed gas tax, and on the size for short term loans for city employees and School program—a dual credit program with APS and CNM which allows high school students to earn end of the budget debate, as the Council plans and type of ballot to be used for the October look to evaluate how the Albuquerque college credits—the Native American Community on considering some tweaks to the budget to election regarding sick leave for part-time Rapid Transit Project is coming along. The Academy—a tuition-free public charter school address various concerns. City budgets go into employees. Some of the comments include Council will also consider a measure to serving Native students in middle and high school— effect at the start of the fiscal year that begins these snippets: increase entrance fees to the BioPark and and CNM’s teacher education program. Jon Anderson Architecture is designing the building. on July 1. “Please stand against unfair elections. Why articulating policy for developing the Bradbury Stamm Construction will be the contractor use a size 6 font for the workers sick leave Alvarado Transportation Center. a working on the project, and construction is expected Thumbs Up measure on the ballot when 8.5 is more Send your comments about the City Council to to start in January or February of 2018. CNM readable?” [email protected]. students will see the fruits of another renovation Councilors gave the thumbs up to two project this upcoming semester, though. The Smith appointments to city boards. Douglas Alsup “If all you guys disappear, if the mayor The next meeting Brasher Hall building, which saw the beginning of a will take a seat on the Human Rights Board disappears, what will happen to the money?” renovation project last year, is slated to complete Monday, June 19, 5 pm and Raymond Barrera was appointed to the “You guys are supposed to help us take care construction this month, according to school officials. Council Chambers in the basement of City Hall Veterans and Military Affairs Advisory Board. of the problems in the city.” The building will include 10 computer labs, a “The state fair is almost here and the ART View it on GOV TV 16 or at cabq.gov/govtv renovated auditorium, an enlarged business resource Other action items included drafting a three- center, staff spaces and new classrooms. a way memorandum of understanding to move project is not even finished yet.” JUNE 8-14, 2017 WEEKLY ALIBI [7] OPINION | ¡ASK A MEXICAN!

BY GUSTAVO ARELLANO modest $832 billion. That’s more of an economic stimulus package than Trump could ever possibly conjure up—but since gabachos ear Mexican: I’m reading the redneck hate truth nowadays, the prospect of amnesty rhetoric in your most recent column, and D long ago went the way of the Paris climate I feel retarded to continually be accords. surprised by the hate guised as nationalism that so easily flows from mouths of these Dear Mexican: I’ve been to a number of ce degenerates. At least we don’t have to worry Mexican-sponsored events that include the about that “nice” stereotype like the typical banda, those bands with 40 members P h l e b o t o m y Canadians. Isn’t it possible that no one wants and every instrument known to man. My to make taxpayers out of all question is why do those grupos of the illegals because this bring such enormous Clinical LLaboratoryaboratory Assistant/PhAssistant/Phlebotomylebotomy would entitle them to speakers? For a party In this 9-week program y, ou will learn best-practices and minimum wage? I agree taking place in a backyard industry standards used in the medical laboratory and can that if you’re going to or a room that fits no more enjoy the benefits of QLJHE JQLGUDZHUD  HHUDFGHUHWQHFWQHLWDS  HKWJQLUXGUH WVU¿  than 50, they’ll bring this country, you six weeks in-class training. Become comfortable with medimedi- speakers large enough for should maintain a stadium. And since cal terminology and the science off venipuncture, or drawing your culture, but DVGRROE P VHOS WL: KW  JQLQLDUWQRVGQDK XR\ XRWQUDHOOOLZ WVU¿  we’re on the subject of also become a legal bandas, why do they ZDUG RUIGRROE P QQD ODLF¿LWUD P GQDOHGR KZ RFQHK HOEDWURIP  American citizen. will advance to drawing from fellow students. have so many friggin’ But can we afford people in them anyway? to actually pay full -XOȺ6HSȺOX- SH6  0))0  SPSPS P S P   —Split Eardrums, but price for the labor Happy Clinical rotation last 3 weeks 8:00am-3:00pm8:00am-3:00pm foundation that we currently enjoy at such Dear Gabacho: The more Don’t wait; deadline to enroll in is June 26, 2017 with your a discount? speakers any Mexican band use, QDHJDQRLWDFLOSSD GQ QRLWDFXGH  QRLWDF¿LUHY Q —Dr. W the angrier gabachos will get. This isn’t rocket science, pendejo. Dear Gabacho: Interesting punto! Gabachos 5505-277 0 5 - 2 77- 7- 0077 0 0 7 7 don’t want undocumented Mexicans to ce.unm.edu/ce.unm.edu/LabLab Dear Mexican: Why is it that if you call become American citizens because they’re anybody from Latin America that’s not from Mexicans, and they really feel that once we Mexico a Mexican, they get mad? But become the majority, we’ll rip out their hearts, everybody from Latin America calls any wrap them in bacon, and serve them as a white person a gringo, no matter if they are breakfast burrito. And they also want us to Canadian, English, German, French, etc. It remain perpetual peons, even if making us seems to me that Latin Americans want to be legal brings more money to the American called by their country of origin but don’t economy. A 2013 paper by the Center for give a crap about a white person’s country of American Progress found that if origin. Would this be racism or prejudice? undocumented immigrants were granted legal —Gringo Greg status and the possibility of citizenship that Dear Gabacho: Because a “gringo” is year, the United States’ gross domestic product technically a white foreigner regardless of “would grow by an additional $1.4 trillion country. Besides, spare me: You gabachos call us cumulatively over the 10 years between 2013 “illegals” even if our families have lived in and 2022.” Not only that, but analysts Robert Aztlán since your ancestors were dying of the Lynch and Patrick Oakford forecast the Black Death. a creation of 203,000 jobs per year in that time frame with amnesty. On the other hand, if said Ask the Mexican at [email protected]. undocumenteds only got legal status in 2013 Be his fan on Facebook. Follow him on Twitter but weren’t eligible for citizenship for a @gustavoarellano or follow him on Instagram decade, the GDP would grow by a relatively @gustavo_arellano!

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#SAYHERNAME YOU SHOULD GET SUMMERTIME BEHIND THIS MADNESS Come together at the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico this Thursday, June 8, to honor Jamie Lee Wounded Arrow, Mesha Don’t put away that electric green thong The season of Summerfest is upon us! Kicking Caldwell, Jojo Striker, Jaquarrius Holland, Chyna Doll Dupree, Keke just yet, because the exquisite body summer off next Saturday, June 10, at North Collier, Ciara McElveen, Alphonza Watson and the rest of our passed positive boys of Planet Booty have made Domingo Baca Park, Heights Summerfest is trans family and friends. The Albuquerque Trans March begins at their way back to Albuquerque onto the the first of four annual (and free!) festivals 5:45pm, and the family-friendly candlelight vigil is at 7:30pm for all stage of Mezcal, once again! The well- which promise to excite and entertain the ages. Food and water will be provided by the good folx from the rounded Oakland-based trio will thrust whole family with tantalizing food trucks, an Resource Center and for those hard of hearing, there will be an ASL their way into the hearts of locals with array of crafts vendors and tons of live music. interpreter on-site! TRANSGENDER RESOURCE CENTER OF NEW MEXICO 4100 disco-inspired beats and with spry, sexy Leash up your dogs, give your kids free rein SILVER SE, 6PM alibi.com/v/4yth. (Rini Grammer) a and sweaty dancing this Saturday, June and celebrate the advent of summer in jubilant 10, starting at 9pm. Maybe you’ll need a fashion with the rest of Albuquerque. The little extra help from the tequileria or festival is headlined by ska-punk icons The maybe you’ll still be riding high from Pride Mighty Mighty Bosstones, whose rambunctious 2017 to get down to their hits “Das Booty,” energy will provide the soundtrack to a vibrant FRIDAY JUNE 9 “Naked,” and “Treat My Body Right”; either evening. The party starts at 5pm, with all way, the up-and-coming, Prince-esque official event activities running until 10:30pm. group will get you wiggling under the stars The party, however, will only be getting into full and unregrettably wet ... with perspiration. swing. NORTH DOMINGO BACA PARK 7521 CORONA NE, MEZCAL TEQUILERIA 622 CENTRAL SW, 9PM 5 TO 10:30PM alibi.com/v/4xqq. (Adam Wood) a alibi.com/v/4ygc. (Rini Grammer) a COURTESY OF PLANET BOOTY’S FACEBOOK SUNDAY JUNE 11

EAT YOUR HEART OUT So donkeys played a serious role in the mining of the Cerrillos Hills. Not only that, but they’re the cutest hooved animal. People will tell you it’s the horse, but horses are basic animals, and those people have basic tastes. I mean, just try looking deep into the angelic eyes of a burro during the Cerillos Hills State Park Donkey Hike without having you heart turn to jelly. On Sunday, June 11, you can walk the trail with nature’s kittens (we’re still talking about donkeys, here) and see the tack and gear they wore and learn how they helped miners. The hike costs $5 cash (exact change) or check per vehicle. Those with a valid New Mexico State Parks pass get in free. Meet in the main parking lot, a half mile north of Cerrillos village on CR 59 before 10am. The hike lasts until noon. CERRILLOS HILLS NO PROSERS ALLOWED STATE PARK SANTA FE COUNTY RD 59, 10AM TO NOON alibi.com/v/4wuv. (Joshua Lee) a This Friday, June 9, Warehouse 508 will host the Fourth Annual Green Chile Invitational Regional Slam Poetry Competition, where the Southwest’s best and brightest up-and-coming poets share their TUESDAY JUNE 13 verses. This year includes several bouts, as well as workshops from some of Albuquerque’s finest established poets like Ebony Isis Booth and Carlos Contreras. How much are words worth? Find out Friday at 4pm, when this totally free battle of the bards kicks off. WAREHOUSE 508 ALIVE AND CHAPTER ONE 508 FIRST STREET NW, 5 TO 10PM alibi.com/v/4xy5. (Maggie Grimason) a AMERICANA The first time I made it through the entirely of Pride and Prejudice, it was We live today in a pluralistic America, with the help of an amazing website where people, cultures and ideas full of free audio files of books in the happily (or less happily) coexist public domain. The site was Librivox.org, SAX APPEAL and constantly inform one another. a volunteer sister site to Gutenberg.org, This synthesis is embodied by the and it gave me the opportunity to This week marks the recommencement of the popular Zoo Music “harmony driven American rock, listen to the classic tale of Mr. Darcy concerts, a weekly diverse musical showcase at the ABQ BioPark Zoo. with a ’70s sensibility” of The and Lizzie Bennet as read by someone The festivities are set to kick off in spectacular fashion this Friday, June Roosevelts, a thickly-bearded duo who actually had a British accent! If 9 with a performance from Grace Kelly, the saxophone virtuoso whose sound encapsulates the you would like to contribute to the leading a millennial foray into the world of jazz to critical acclaim. essence of American musical history. worthy cause of Librivox, go to Though her stirring vocals seem to belie her young age, Grace Kelly Their unique amalgam of rock, folk the Volunteer Audiobook Production wails on her alto saxophone with a youthful charisma that is sure to and pop translates into an animated, Workshop at Cherry Hills Library on have the audience swaying and enjoying the sweet summer sounds. dynamic live performance that has Tuesday, June 13, from 6:30-7:30pm. Traditional jazz-heads will be thrilled by her sheer talent, refined by her captured the ears and hearts of Librarian Jennifer Stubbs will show professional experiences with the likes of Wynton Marsalis and Phil listeners throughout the band’s how you can record books in the Woods, while more modern tastes will find her genre-defying innovation travels, and which will grace the public domain—an excellent opportunity and knack for mainstream covers electrifying. Music starts at 7:30pm, stage of Launchpad on Tuesday, to improve recording quality, practice but gates will open at 6pm, with animals displayed until 8PM. Adult June 13. Tickets for this 21+ show a foreign language or bring your own tickets will cost $10, with considerable discounts for seniors and run a modest $10, and doors open voice talents to the world. CHERRY at 8pm. LAUNCHPAD 618 CENTRAL SW, children. ABQ BIOPARK ZOO 903 10TH STREET SW, 6 TO 9:30PM alibi.com/v/4r6o. HILLS LIBRARY 6901 BARSTOW NE, 6:30 TO a 7PM alibi.com/v/4yti. (Adam Wood) a 7:30PM alibi.com/v/4xnh.(Renée Chavez) a (Adam Wood) COURTESY OF THE ROOSEVELTS

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KIDS COMMUNITY PETROGLYPH NATIONAL MONUMENT Junior Ranger Day. Kids earn their junior ranger patch while participating in several activ- CALENDAR ities and meet a live wolf. 6510 Western Trail NW. 10am-3pm. ALL-AGES! 899-0205. alibi.com/v/4vk5. LEARN THURSDAY JUNE 8 SPECIAL COLLECTIONS LIBRARY Making Change: San Pedro TRANSGENDER RESOURCE CENTER OF NEW MEXICO Library. Special Collections librarian Eileen O’Connell reviews Albuquerque Trans March. Friends and families march together 50 years of service amid changing times, changing technologies to the Pride candlelight vigil. 4100 Silver SE. 6pm. ALL-AGES! and demographic shifts in this dynamic corner of southeast alibi.com/v/4yth. See Event Horizon. Albuquerque. 423 Central NE. 10:30am-noon. ALL-AGES! 848-1376. alibi.com/v/4xfk. KIDS CHERRY HILLS LIBRARY Build A Better World: Magic with Animals. 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o watch Adrián Santana dance is a study in moods—in videos of workshops he T bata de cola throws a around his hips with COURTESY OF BOOKWORKS/JACQUELINE WOODSON BOOKWORKS/JACQUELINE OF COURTESY the verve of a hula hooper. At other times, as Jacqueline Woodson visits the KiMo on June 13 in a performance of his original piece Simbiosis, an enigmatic seriousness settles from his brow to the pointed toe of his dancing shoes as he Memory Rendered into Poetry stomps the stage beneath him. With Jacqueline Woodson’s visit and her spontaneous athleticism and innate drama, novel, Another Brooklyn Santana has been a leader of modern flamenco “What’s tragic isn’t the moment, it’s the memory,” since early on in his career, first taking the Jacqueline Woodson writes in Another Brooklyn, the stage with his famed uncle, Pepito Vargas of powerhouse piece of fiction that was a National Book Málaga. “The first time I climbed on stage,” Award finalist, authored by the four-time Newberry Santana described, “I was 6 or 7 years old. I Honor Award-winning author. Published last year, there was scant a 2016 “Best Of” list without this title on it. remember that moment as one of the most Memory, is in fact, the sole means of transport into the special moments of my life, and from that day I themes at the core of the book. August, our main knew that flamenco and dance would form character, returns to her home borough to attend the part of my life.” funeral of her father, and in the process dredges up adolescent dreamings, recollections of girlhood And they have—Santana has traveled the friendships and, in elegiac tones, renders the childhood world studying, teaching and performing. He and the Brooklyn that once was. Now an left his home in Málaga, Spain to dance in anthropologist, August studies burial rituals of different famous companies in Madrid, Sevilla, London, cultures the world over, but it is excavations of the past New York, even at the ancient ruins of the that now consume her as she whirls the reader Dancer and choreographer Adrián Santana returns to the Festival COURTESY OF ADRIÁN SANTANA backward in time to New York City in the 1970s. Acropolis in Greece. These international Flamenco Internacional de Alburquerque for the third time Two-parts poetry and one-part prose, Woodson passages have included many visits to brings to life the Brooklyn August sees when she leaves Albuquerque, where he has both performed sophisticated understanding of flamenco. improvisation-based dances will happen her apartment to go to the chancy world below— and taught, hosted by the National Institute of Santana and Saavedra know how to perform— late nights throughout the festival at the recently returned Vietnam vets nodding off in the stairwell, the corner mecca-like pulse of the local Flamenco. This year, the Institute welcomes and do so masterfully—but as a choreographer, intimate, upscale space that the National bodega, the sex workers tottering down the darkened Santana back as one of the headlining Santana knows what will move the audience. Institute of Flamenco has carved into Old streets. And she spies a group of girls, too, from her performers of the 30th Annual Festival “On a theatrical level, it is a very simple show Town. Red wine and sangria are poured by window. “I was beginning to hate them,” August muses, Flamenco Internacional de Alburquerque— that showcases both the cante and the dance,” candlelight while dancers take the small “I was beginning to love them.” And so the book sets off on perhaps its most compelling path—exploring the which will also include performances by 58 Santana said, going on to explain that these stage to move as they are inspired in the closeness that soon grows between those three girls visiting artists, several workshops, 5 intimate dances were inspired by flamenco greats like moment—an essential expression festival and our narrator. tablao performances and a free public show. Carmen Amaya and Antonio El Bailarín. “I attendees would be remiss to sit out on. Over the course of the short but complex novel, the “For me,” Santana beamed at the prospect of wanted to draw inspiration from them to Santana himself will share the stage of the bonds between these young women are explored and their power as a group is illustrated, drawing striking his return to Albuquerque, “the Festival revive the essence of a symbiosis between tablao with other guest artists on Thursday, comparison to the vulnerability they feel when alone. Flamenco in Albuquerque is the best flamenco dancers.” Elicited through the call and June 15. Ever on the defense against the unsafe world around festival in the world. It is a wonderful feeling response with the musicians, and a delicate It is in small spaces like this, as well as them, in particular, the could-be-risky world of boys, to meet with all of my colleagues and students give and take between the dancers, Simbiosis during the intensive processes of August observes of the friends: “The four of us together under a common purpose and desire: To proves apt at doing just that—and does so with choreographing a dance and hammering weren’t something they understood. They understood girls alone, folding their arms across their breasts, continue learning about and developing our a certain intensity that flamenco dancers seem away at the steps until a performance that praying for invisibility.” It’s lines like these that cut art.” to possess in droves. Santana finds room for improvisation and through the murkiness that sometimes comes with At the festival this year, Santana will When I asked Santana about his perennial discovery—and those are the very things memory, proving just how clearly Woodson remembers perform Simbiosis on June 12, the third day of sources of inspiration, he pointed to the greats, that have the power to innovate and adolescence. The sentiments, merely August’s asides, are that jarring, that woefully true. the festival. The series of dances is an original yes, but mused as well on the nature of evolve this storied form of dance. “For me,” It’s not just the story that resonates, but the knack work that he debuted in Granada at the Corral inspiration: “It is not easy, inspiration, [it] can Santana said, “everything that is done with that Woodson has (has always had) for infusing the de Carbón. Traveling with him for the come to you … any time, anywhere— knowledge, respect and with pleasure has world she creates with the contemplativeness that performance are two guitarists—Fransisco especially when you least expect it.” Santana room in this art form. The good thing comes with her earnest poetry. To say Woodson is a talented writer undermines her creation—she is a Vinuesa and Víctor Márquez—as well as two described it as something elusive, inscrutable, about flamenco is that it is continuously precise archivist of memory, an interpreter for what singers—David Carpio and Emilio Florido. and as such, you must be ready when it changing while never forgetting its roots.” gets worn down, what is left altered. Perhaps most Javier Teruel plays percussion, and joining surfaces. “It can arrive through a conversation Visitors to the Festival Flamenco importantly she translates the wisdom born of all this Santana in the dance is the virtuosa Agueda and a glass of wine with someone interesting; Internacional de Alburquerque have the for those who have forgotten—or those who never had—the experiences particular to August. That is, as a Saavedra. The dance, set to undulating drums it may be watching a sunset, or maybe even chance to experience flamenco in its many young black woman in a city whose change is rapidly and soulful guitar, makes good use of small watching a video. And when it does come, it is varied and innovative expressions—all underway, who is weighted by memory. Storytelling, in movements in addition to well-timed grand good to have your [flamenco] boots close to performed with knowledge and respect, August’s case, is the triumph over silence, it is what ones. There are stretches of subtlety—both take advantage of it and express through dance with palpable pleasure in every gesture. relieves the burden. Woodson unpacks the weight musically and in the dance—during which the what the body asks of you at that moment.” Tickets, a complete schedule and more mightily. Woodson will be in Albuquerque on Tuesday, June drama of the sequence lies in wait, achieving Where that flash point of inspiration may information on the 30th Festival Flamenco 13, at the KiMo Theatre (423 Central NW) discussing greater effect when it does crescendo. It is a reach its most expressive pitch is at the tablao Internacional de Alburquerque are Another Brooklyn and the whole of her expansive series that testifies to Santana’s intuitive and at Hotel Albuquerque. Informal, available at ffi30.org. a career. The event is hosted by Bookworks and the Albuquerque Public Library Foundation. 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NATIONAL HISPANIC CULTURAL CENTER Entrar el Juego. Marco Flores manipulates space and time in a contemporary and ARTS & LIT theatrical flamenco performance. 1701 Fourth Street SW. $40-$85. 8pm. ALL-AGES! 724-4771. alibi.com/v/4yoh. CALENDAR SUNDAY JUNE 11 WORDS THURSDAY JUNE 8 PAGE ONE BOOKSTORE Never Too Old: A Blanche Harriman SONG & DANCE Mystery. Former journalist and publicist Mary Oertel-Kirschner ABQ BIOPARK BOTANIC GARDEN Summer Nights: Luna Llena. talks about and signs her first novel following an investigation Enjoy the stylings of traditional Cuban music. 2601 Central NW. into the unexpected death of an old friend. 5850 Eubank NE. 6-9pm. 768-2000. alibi.com/v/4r6n. 3-4:45pm. ALL-AGES! 294-2026. alibi.com/v/4y5c. STAGE FRIDAY JUNE 9 10601 PERFORMANCE SPACE Fight Pirates. 10601 Lomas NE. $12-$20. 7:30-8:30pm. ALL-AGES! See 6/9 listing. WORDS ST. ANDREW PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH ABQ Science Fiction ADOBE THEATER Come Blow Your Horn. 9813 Fourth Street NW. Society: Walter Jon Williams. The New Mexican author reads from $14-$17. 2-5pm. 13+. See 6/9 listing. his newest works and discusses the Praxis universe and other CIVIC PLAZA Shakespeare on the Plaza. 400 Marquette NW. upcoming projects. 5301 Ponderosa NE. $1. 7:30-10pm. 7:30pm. ALL-AGES! See 6/9 listing. ALL-AGES! 266-8905. alibi.com/v/4x1r. SONG & DANCE ART CARLISLE GYM, PERFORMANCE SPACE 30th Festival Flamenco EXHIBIT/208 Paranatural Opening Reception. See 3D artist Internacional. 1 University of New Mexico. See 6/10 listing. John Tinker’s newest works. Runs through 6/24. 208 Broadway SE. See Culture Shock. 5-9pm. ALL-AGES! 450-6884. alibi.com/v/4yif. CASA FLAMENCA Fourth Annual Flamenco Summer Tablaos. STAGE 401 Rio Grande NW. $25. 8-9pm. ALL-AGES! See 6/9 listing. 10601 PERFORMANCE SPACE Fight Pirates. Pirate Barney Lopez RODEY THEATRE, Popejoy Hall Alas de Recuerdo. 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The theme beer. 400 Marquette NW. 7:30pm. ALL-AGES! 768-3452. for this game is “Fathers” in honor of Father’s Day. 3503 Central NE. alibi.com/v/4xqa. $5. 7-8:30pm. ALL-AGES! 254-7716. alibi.com/v/4ljj. SONG & DANCE SONG & DANCE 30th Festival Flamenco ABQ BIOPARK ZOO Zoo Music. Saxophonist, singer and CARLISLE GYM, PERFORMANCE SPACE Internacional composer Grace Kelly performs genre-bending jazz. 903 10th . 1 University of New Mexico. See 6/10 listing. Street SW. 6-9:30pm. 764-6214. alibi.com/v/4r6o. See Event See Culture Shock. Horizon. ERNA FERGUSSON LIBRARY History of Polka Music. Multiple- CASA FLAMENCA Fourth Annual Flamenco Summer Tablaos. time Hall of Fame inductee accordian player Mike Schneider Authentic flamenco performances from world-class dancers and explores the history of polka music. Learn about the primary musicians. 401 Rio Grande NW. $25. 8-9pm. ALL-AGES! styles of this unique musical genre and the dance itself. 3700 San 247-0622. alibi.com/v/4ws4. Mateo NE. 6-7pm. ALL-AGES! 888-8100. alibi.com/v/4xft. OLD TOWN PLAZA Summertime Concert. Enjoy the time honored RODEY THEATRE, Popejoy Hall Simbiosis. Master dancer and art form of dance, based on the various folkloric music traditions Choreographer Adrián Santana explores natural forces combining of southern Spain, presented by the National Institute of to coexist in harmony through dance. 203 Cornell NE. $30-$75. Flamenco. 200 Romero NW. 7-9pm. 311. alibi.com/v/4ymh. 8-9:30pm. ALL-AGES! 925-5858. alibi.com/v/4w20. SATURDAY JUNE 10 TUESDAY JUNE 13 ART WORDS ERNA FERGUSSON LIBRARY Art Workshop. Learn the Colonial INDIAN PUEBLO CULTURAL CENTER Pueblo Book Club: The Spanish colcha embroidery technique taught by Annette Gutierrez Man Who Killed the Deer. Explore Frank Waters’ novel about Turk, and learn the history of this historical style of embroidery Martiniano, the man who killed the deer. His story is a timeless in New Mexico. Registration required. 3700 San Mateo NE. depiction of sin and redemption in Pueblo life, and the conflict 2:30-4:30pm. 888-8100. alibi.com/v/4xfp. between Indian and white laws. 2401 12th Street NW. 6-8pm. 843-7270. alibi.com/v/4vm5. STUDIO J CONTEMPORARY Riveting Rhythms Opening Reception. Featuring works by artists Lauren Deyo, Norma Kawulok and Polly SONG & DANCE McLaughlin. Runs through 7/1. 6601 Fourth Street NW. 6-8pm. CARLISLE GYM, PERFORMANCE SPACE 30th Festival Flamenco ALL-AGES! (310) 666-1944. alibi.com/v/4yh5. Internacional. 1 University of New Mexico. See 6/10 listing. See Culture Shock. STAGE 10601 PERFORMANCE SPACE Fight Pirates. 10601 Lomas NE. RODEY THEATRE, Popejoy Hall Jirones de Gitanería. Experience $12-$20. 7:30-8:30pm. ALL-AGES! See 6/9 listing. one of Spain’s top dancers, a direct descendant of legendary guitarist Diego del Gastor and singer Joselero, Pepe Torres. ADOBE THEATER Come Blow Your Horn. 9813 Fourth Street NW. 203 Cornell NE. $30-$75. 8-9:30pm. ALL-AGES! 925-5858. $14-$17. 7:30-9:30pm. 13+. See 6/9 listing. alibi.com/v/4wa9. CIVIC PLAZA Shakespeare on the Plaza. 400 Marquette NW. 7:30pm. ALL-AGES! See 6/9 listing. WEDNESDAY JUNE 14 SONG & DANCE SONG & DANCE CARLISLE GYM, PERFORMANCE SPACE 30th Festival Flamenco ANDERSON-ABRUZZO ALBUQUERQUE INTERNATIONAL Internacional. Performances from world-class flamenco BALLOON MUSEUM Albuquerque Band Concert Series. Enjoy dancers and musicians. 1 University of New Mexico. 242-7600. pieces like Mercury by Jan Van Der Roost, Star Wars-Marches alibi.com/v/4ojq. See Culture Shock. by John Williams, Jupiter, from The Planets by Gustav Holst, Transit CASA FLAMENCA Fourth Annual Flamenco Summer Tablaos. of Venus March by John Philip Sousa and more. 9201 Balloon 401 Rio Grande NW. $25. 8-9pm. ALL-AGES! See 6/9 listing. Museum NE. 7-8pm. ALL-AGES! 768-6028. alibi.com/v/4xyd. CARLISLE GYM, PERFORMANCE SPACE 30th Festival Flamenco HISTORIC OLD TOWN Live Music Performances. 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BY RENÉE CHAVEZ every sip. A hint of sweetness balances a stroke of Kisses are sweet. Know what else is dulce? hasta provocar tus gritos citrusy bitterness on the back of your tongue. It Sangria! Especially the wine punch at Slate y que olvides tu apellido” pairs perfectly with a game of cornhole on the Street Cafe. You can enjoy an ice-cold goblet Speaking of risky business, try a Huckleberry- any people remember past summers by the colorful patio with baby trees looking on and ($4) of this purple nectar on the sunny patio or Tini ($9) on the boisterous, vine-twisted patio at Msongs that played in the background while strings of lights overhead. in the elegant confines of the cool, shadowy wine Savoy. Made with huckleberry vodka, lemons and pool parties raged, road trips were taken, loft. Saccharine with mellowing undertones of blueberries, it tastes like a berry lemonade— burgers were grilled and summer loves were red wine and the snap of tart citrus, this sangria is summery, refreshing and dangerously drinkable. kissed. Acolytes of the Summer of Love (1967) an oasis in the high desert. And the blueberries Before you know it, you’ll be munching on the vibed to “Light My Fire” by The Doors. Jump to emBerS SteaKhouSe and strawberries floating on top are no mirage. five chubby blueberries lined up on a garnish 1981 and Rick Springfield’s “Jessie’s Girl” was 11000 Broadway SE Plus, if you’re hungry, go for the delicious and skewer and wondering where the pink liquid in Tue-Sat 5-10pm blasting from every boombox on the block. The filling happy hour snack menu featuring your martini glass went. Resistance is futile: Call “My sunrise on the darkest day hottest months of 1992 will forever be known as delicacies like portabella fries ($5) and flatbread an Uber and order another. Maybe order Got me feelin’ some kind of way when the US fell in love with butts (“Baby Got with bacon, goat cheese, arugula, mushrooms and something from the excellent happy hour food Make me wanna savor every moment slowly, Back” by Sir Mix-A-Lot), and 1996 was the end balsamic drizzle ($5). menu, too, so you don’t drink away your apellido. of era: Weddings and school dances were slowly” irrevocably changed when Los Del Río released There’s no happy hour up on the top of Isleta the monster that we all love to hate and hate to Resort & Casino, but the epic rooftop patio more love: “Macarena (Bayside Boys Mix).” And Katy than makes up for that. Three floors above the KaKtuS Brewing Zinc Perry made chapstick sexy in 2008 with “I Kissed manic chiming of slot machines you’ll find an 2929 Monte Vista NE 3009 Central NE a Girl.” So, in honor of the current #1 song pretty elegant, earth-toned bubble of peace at Embers. Tue-Sat 7am-10:30pm Aperitif Happy Hour: Daily 4:30-7pm much all over the entire world, here are a handful Request a Local Smash ($8) from your bartender “Yo no tengo prisa, yo me quiero dar el viaje” “Quiero ser tu ritmo of refreshing libations and patios on which to then head outside. The seating is crazy comfy, This place is open crazy early so you definitely que le enseñes a mi boca” enjoy them with your summertide bae, all while there are glass fire places, and the view is a don’t have to hurry. Give yourself over to The Cellar Bar at Zinc is the opposite of a “Despacito” by Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee ft. panorama of the Bosque south of Burque—all spending a whole Saturday here. Start out with a patio, and no one there is likely to teach your Justin Bieber spools out of the speakers. ¡Sube! fluffy clouds and fiery sunsets. The Local Smash is shot or two of espresso from the coffee bar, then mouth about rhythm, so you’ll just have to settle ¡Sube! ¡Sube! a sturdier version of a Mojito with muddled head upstairs to the patio with views spanning for the rhythm of tiny bubbles fizzing against your strawberries, Taos Lightning rye whiskey and Nob Hill to the Sandias. Transition from the java lips. The happy hour offers small bites, a handful sweet green leaves of fresh mint. The flavors to beer with a pint ($4.50) of Crème Stout (5.4 of wines and a couple of aperitifs. Go for an dance in an unusual choreography—herbal and ABV, 50 IBU). It’s black as hell and light as Aperol Spritz ($7) to shake off the sweltering BoeSe BrotherS fruity, rough and smooth, sweet and bitter. Savor angels’ wings. Taste hints of chocolate, cherry heat of summer. Made with soda water, Prosecco 601 Gold SW it slowly to truly appreciate the complexity. and smoke as you gaze down at the hell that is and Aperol—a liqueur noted for its citrus and Happy Hour: Mon-Fri 3-6pm Central these days. herbal flavors—the Aperol Spritz is light, icy and “Ya, ya me está gustando más de lo normal immensely revitalizing. One sip will transport you Todos mis sentidos van pidiendo más” to northeastern Italy with an Adriatic zephyr Cruise over to Boese Brothers Brewery this Slate Street cafe tickling your neck. And since the point of an summer for a pint ($4) of their seasonal Zeus 515 Slate NW Savoy aperitif is to stimulate the appetite, why not Happy Hour: Tue-Sat 4-6:30pm Juice white IPA (7.0% ABV). This slightly 10601 Montgomery NE munch of some warm marinated olives ($4) or “Cuando tú me besas con esa destreza Happy Hour: 3pm-6pm every day hoppy, cloudy yellow glass of sunshine is a cheese and crackers ($5)? You’ll feel so European, Veo que eres malicia con delicadeza” “Déjame sobrepasar tus zonas de peligro refreshing beer that gets better and better with darling. a

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BY JOSHUA LEE

Patio would like to use this space to formally announce that I am moving to a new office Ispace on the back patio of Acapulco’s Tacos Love and Burritos. You might know it as the little building on San Mateo, south of Central, painted in bright yellows and blue-greens and DOWNTOWN topped with a loud sign depicting palm trees. MARBLE BREWERY It’s like some kind of freakish, multicolored 111 Marble NW, 243-2739 • $$ growth rising jagged and defiant in an area of [Brewery] After admiring the expanded interior town where every other business has either up- and hip industrial-style lighting, have an award- and-ran years ago or appears to be sleeping. It’s winning beer or three and wobble on over to quiet. Even at 6pm on a Friday. Cars slither by— whatever food truck is there (which you can find on always headed north—driven by people who their website). While the trucks stay until about stare warily from behind their wheels. A 10pm, Marble is open ‘til midnight every night except Sunday. Listen to some live bands on the gangbanger might suddenly appear between two community patio every Saturday night or grab a seemingly long-dead buildings for a second growler, six-pack or keg to go if you want to avoid before disappearing just as quickly, like a mirage the loyal following this Albuquerque favorite has of residency. gathered. I’ve yet to mention the office move to the Acapulco combo ERIC WILLIAMS PHOTOGRAPHY owners. I’ve been trying to ease them into the ZULLO’S BISTRO transition slowly—make it seem like I’m a part 509 Central NW, (505)242-6909 • $$$ of the scenery before I start installing WiFi and The next day, inspired by the low price of my [Italian] In the space of the old Blackbird Buvette ship in my new desk. Sometimes when Acapulco Tacos and bill, I came back at lunch time and ordered the is Zullo’s Bistro. Pop over to sip a glass of pinot noir employees come out to change the trash or Burritos tamale special ($5.75), which came with two and munch on a insalata caprese in their spacious sweep the patio, I yell angrily into my phone: 840 San Mateo SE tamales and the same rice-beans-salad-tortilla back patio, complete with twinkle lights and amenities as the first dish as well as a side of overhead shades. Happy Hour is every day from 3- “Buy! Sell!” It seems to be working so far, and Hours: Mon-Sat 7am–7:30pm 6pm or take advantage of their Wednesday couple’s nobody’s asked why the man in the suit lurking Vibe: An oasis in a ghost town carne adovada. night special: dinner for two including a whole by the concrete tables and irregularly ordering Alibi recommends: Chorizo burrito, green regular It should be noted here that I was ordering bottle of wine for $40. Mamma mia, that’s a deal! burritos won’t go home. burrito, Acapulco special and anything with beans. this meal contentiously. I had been so impressed If they were to get an answer, it would be the night before that I decided to order MIDTOWN simple. But it would only lead to more questions. something I’d probably never get if left to my Why won’t I go home? Refried beans. looked very different from the fare I’ve been own devices. I’m just not a big fan of tamales. FILLING PHILLY’S Yes. The mushy brown stuff that serves as finding in ABQ. When my Texan relatives visit, (Gasp!) Masa seems more like an industrial 6904 Menaul NE, 830-4444 • $$ filler in every Mexican dish you’ve ever had has I have to explain that “Mexican restaurant” binding agent than a food source. Or at least [American, Deli/Sandwiches] Authentic food been a source of mystery for me ever since I had means something completely different here. that’s what I’d thought until the moment I from Phildelphia (they have the meat and bread my first taste as a boy in Texas. Why are they But this looked like the comfort food I grew tasted those wonderful bastards soaking in red shipped from Philly) and a great service staff. We fried twice? Are they really magical fruit? How up with. The dinner included a cheese sauce. The masa-meat ratio was dead-on, and by like the Golden Philly sandwich that’s composed of many can I eat in a sitting? enchilada, a chile relleno, chile con carne in red the second bite, the idea (which had been steak, onions and homemade mustard sauce. We forming without my involvement, somewhere in especially like chowing down while chilling out on It’s been my experience that most people sauce, Spanish rice, a large tortilla and the the breezy patio out front. take them for granted. Like many staples, you traditional taco stand “salad” of lettuce strips the back of my head) suddenly flashed that I hardly notice them until you get a bad batch. and ranch dressing. I cut into the chile relleno should just … not leave. Over the next few hours, as I turned this new OLD TOWN And there are a number of ways a chef can ruin first. It was the only distinctly “New Mexican” refried beans. But at Acapulco you won’t find thing on the plate, since it was a stuffed green thought over and over, I ordered a bean and BACKSTREET GRILL crusty lumps or watered-down puddles. Here, the chile instead of a poblano. (I know how cheese burrito ($2.99) that made my knees weak and a chorizo and bean burrito ($3.95) that 1919 Old Town NW, 842-5434 • $$ irreplaceable side dish is perfect in texture and distressing it probably is for you to read that, but [Bar and Grill/Pub, New Mexican] If you’re flavor, clearly crafted by the slow and steady you have to understand that not everyone has tasted like no other chorizo I’ve ever had. It was cruising through Old Town, look no further than this hand of a master. access to green chile. People have to make do like hearing a new favorite song for the first patio dining restaurant, pleasantly located beneath My first taste of these perfect beans came as a with what they have.) It was stuffed to the gills time. I’m getting flush just remembering it. a spreading elm tree on the east side of Old Town. side to the Acapulco special ($6.99), which had with cheese and breaded perfectly with a thin, It was about halfway through that burrito Fantastic hamburgers, Mexican pizzas and street been handed to me through a side window of crispy layer. that the plan began to solidify. With a mouthful tacos all await your jaded palate, and there’s plenty the little building. It came in a simple Styrofoam I took a few bites, eyes rolling in my head, of chorizo I made eye contact with one of the of local beer on tap to wash them down with. kitchen staff, who’d come outside to change the Finally, a new reason for locals to hit the plaza. container. I’d carried it to the back patio which before turning to the enchilada. It was basically seems a world of its own. The small space is the archetypal version of the dish. Close your trash. I think that was when I decided to move mostly blocked from view behind a series of eyes and imagine the perfect cheese enchilada in my entire operation to Acapulco. The food SEASONS ROTISSERIE & GRILL well-placed shrubs. The awning is covered by a there isn’t especially inspired or innovative. You 2031 Mountain NW, 766-5100 • $$$ red chile sauce, and you won’t be far off. It was sheet of green plastic, giving everything a tender and delicious, lacking the soppy grease won’t find any fresh takes on old ideas, or [American, Fine Dining] Seasons’ rooftop patio whatever whatever. What you will find is is one of our favorite wine-drinking destinations, distinct tone—like a ’90s art film. and excessive cheese sometimes found in lesser especially when it’s nice out. There are heaters up I popped the container open and found a variants. Throughout all this, I was dipping a masterfully crafted classics that some of us didn’t there for chilly nights, the courtyard fountain pretty little dollop of beans, topped with tasty tortilla in a mild, but delicious red chile con even realize we were missing so badly. provides a calming gurgle, the view of the shredded cheddar and nestled into one of the carne and smacking my lips like a horse. To wash But I’ll tell you this, dear reader, I will never mountains is great, and the happy hour menu has depressions. With a plastic fork, I scooped some it down, I’d ordered some homemade lemonade have to miss it again. From now on, if anyone outstanding dishes at more-than-reasonable into my mouth and had the pleasant sensation wants to schedule a meeting, you know where to prices. ($1.99), a great cap on the warm summer of savory time travel—back to childhood and afternoon. find me. There is a two-burrito minimum. Have KEY: $$ = Moderate $8 to $15 | $$$ = Expensive $15 to $20 Mexican taco stands. I started poking at the rest your people call my people. We’ll work of the plate and found that the whole thing something out. a [18] WEEKLY ALIBI JUNE 8-14, 2017

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Experience More My Cousin Rachel The Albuquerque Film & Music Experience kicked off on Tuesday with a bang (and possibly Love, marriage and maybe murder in merry olde England a twang), premiering the musical documentary RUMBLE: The Indians Who Rocked the World at the historic KiMo Theatre. Film screenings, concerts, panel discussions, workshops and parties continue through this Sunday, June 11, giving you plenty more opportunity to join in on the visual and aural fun. This Thursday, for example, you can catch the musical documentaries Mad For Madonna (5pm) and Hired Gun (7:30pm) at KiMo (423 Central NW). The first looks at pop star Madonna’s 30th anniversary tour, while the second shines a light on the unsung world of studio musicians. On Saturday at 12pm, there’s a 15th anniversary screening of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets at KiMo. Yes, there will be a costume contest, so wear your best robes. The same day, from 12:30 to 2pm, the festival is hosting an intimate conversation with T Bone Burnett and Jeff Bridges at the Crown Plaza Albuquerque (1901 University NE). The noted musician and actor are this year’s special guests and will be speaking on the power of music in movies and television. That evening they will attend a screening of the Coen brothers’ 1998 comedy The Big Lebowski at KiMo beginning at 7:30pm. Everything comes to a close on Sunday with an informal wrap party at the Crowne Plaza Cantina. Individual tickets to "So ... wanna play some Jenga?" events cost between $7 and $20. Full festival passes are also available. For a complete BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY But who is this woman Rachel? Is she the schedule of films and events, go to My Cousin Rachel grieving widow she appears to be, or is she a abqfilmx.com. Written and directed by Roger Michell calculating witch setting up Philip for an even hen readers think of traditional English Starring Sam Claflin, Rachel Weisz, Iain Glen bigger financial con? The slippery, seductive Park It Wnovels, they often imagine fastidious Rated PG-13 narrative, wisely, never tips its hand—forcing Bernalillo County Parks & Recreation has once tales of love and marriage among the Opens Friday 6/9 viewers to constantly reevaluate their loyalties. again started up its annual summer Movies in aristocracy, tales of the sort that Jane Austen Claflin and Weisz are a well-matched pair. the Park promotion. Bring your lawn chairs and or the Brontë sisters typically trafficked in. under the spell of a beguiling half-Italian Claflin gives the best performance of his blankets and enjoy free movies in the outdoors Though she was writing a solid century after woman named Rachel (Rachel Weisz from The blockbuster-heavy career, making Philip a throughout the summer. This Saturday, June her above-named predecessors, English Constant Gardner, not to mention Universal’s callow, wide-eyed puppy dog who can’t quite 10, for example, you can catch the animated novelist and playwright Daphne du Maurier is last Mummy reboot). Ambrose’s letters home control his emotions. This forces him to veer film The Secret Life of Pets at the Westside usually categorized as a “romantic” author. Her conjure up a loving image of the woman, and from thoughts of steely revenge to naive Community Center (1250 Isleta SW). Future books, however (Rebecca, Jamaica Inn, among fascination and back again. Weisz plays her screenings for this month include Kubo and the the two end up married on the spur of the them) rarely feature conventional happy much-more-worldly character perfectly— Two Strings (June 16 at Raymond G. Sanchez moment. But Ambrose’s last letter home takes endings. In fact, her stories of love and Community Center), The Jungle Book (June 17 a troubling turn. Sick and feverish, Ambrose never an overt, conniving seductress, but a at Jerry Cline Park) and The LEGO Batman intrigue among the picturesque estates of 19th suddenly accuses Rachel of conspiring behind confoundingly complex character whose Movie (June 24 at Vista Grande Community century Cornwall frequently delve into dark his back to murder him and steal his wounded manner and ambiguous intentions Center). All screenings will start up at dusk. and sinister territory. My Cousin Rachel—first inheritance. Philip races off to the Italian make her a puzzle worth solving. Food vendors will be on site. No alcohol, glass published in 1951—is a perfect example. countryside to rescue his cousin. But by the Between its intriguing opening and its containers or dangerous items are permitted. As imagined by writer-director Roger time he arrives, Ambrose has passed away. punchy ending, My Cousin Rachel does fall For a complete list of films and locations, go to Michell (Hyde Park on Hudson, Le Week-end, And the mysterious widow? She has packed up prey to the occasional lull in momentum. Both bernco.gov/community-services/movies-in-the- Notting Hill), the new cinematic adaptation of incriminating and exonerating evidence park.aspx. and left. My Cousin Rachel starts out as a well- Months later, back in Cornwall, Philip is continue to pop up and goose the narrative appointed portrait of upper-crust romance that informed that the as-yet-unseen Rachel is on along in the form of a few too many Plaza Pics slowly gives way to the increasingly shadowy her way to the family estate. Determined to conveniently discovered secret letters (a 19th Not to be left out, the City of Albuquerque is brushstrokes of Gothic mystery. This makes it confront the woman he believes responsible century trope, if there ever was one). Still, getting in on the free summer movie gig as well. a perfect gateway drug for those with a distaste for his cousin’s death, Philip lies in wait. But Michell’s nuanced script and subtle direction Every Wednesday in June, then Fridays through for too-proper historical melodramas and a when she arrives, Rachel isn’t the scheming successfully elevate du Maurier’s self- September, folks can drop by downtown genre-expander for those who have spent too black widow he was expecting. Reserved, sad- consciously old-fashioned source material. Albuquerque’s Civic Plaza for a free family flick. much time swooning their way through During her lifetime, the author was often This coming Wednesday, June 14, it’s Mel eyed and quietly charming, Rachel doesn’t Austenland. seem to want anything from her late husband’s regarded as a prototypical writer of “bodice Brooks’ hilarious 1974 spoof Young Sam Claflin (Pirates of the Caribbean: On Frankenstein. The film starts at dusk (around estate. According to her, poor Ambrose died of rippers.” But this cinematic adaptation (the Stranger Tides, The Hunger Games: Mockingjay) 8:30 these days). On June 21 they’ll be a brain tumor that left him paranoid and first since a 1952 version starring Olivia de presenting Tim Burton’s Beetlejuice. On June stars as Philip, a 24-year-old orphan raised deranged in his final months. Coroner’s reports Havilland and Richard Burton) emphasizes 28 it’s the animated fantasy How to Train Your from childhood by his beloved older cousin on appear to back up her story. Disarmed, Philip the intriguingly modern moral and Dragon. For a complete list of films and other one of those picturesque Cornish estates begins to dial back his vengeful thoughts, psychological uncertainty at the center of du Civic Plaza events throughout the summer, go sometime round about the Regency Period. As eventually stumbling down the same romantic Maurier’s not-so-romantic story. a to albuquerquecc.com/civicplazapresents. a our film starts, it seems that cousin Ambrose path as his cousin. has wandered off to sunny Italy and fallen [20] WEEKLY ALIBI JUNE 8-14, 2017 TELEVISION | IDIOT BOX By DEVIN D. O’LEary Nailed It “Claws” on TNT

ail salons and crime go together like ... blow up (in a particularly nasty way), so the Nwell, actually I’m not sure they go together ladies decide to take matters into their own at all. But TNT’s new hourlong dramedy hands, rise up and stake their own criminal “Claws” finds a way to mix the two in an territory. But are these improvised plans gonna appropriately trashy, entertainingly bite them in the ass? Probably. desensitizing Southern cocktail. Nash provides a lot of energy as the badass Comic actress Niecy Nash (“Scream mother hen of this criminal brood. The other Queens,” “Reno 911!”) headlines the show’s ladies embrace their stereotypes with a certain ensemble cast as Desna, the tough and gusto. The script gives them various protective HBIC of Nail Artisans in colorful backstories to work though, stretching the Manatee County, Fla. Des and her girls take narrative beyond mere crime drama. Back at pride in “painting hooves,” but that doesn’t home, for example, Desna gets to deal with her mean they don’t dream of a better life. severely autistic brother Dean (Harold Rounding out the strip-mall storefront’s Perrineau from “Lost”)—yet another manicure and pedicure stations are straight- motivating factor for her to rise up out of laced old-timer Polly (Carrie Preston from poverty and oppression. “True Blood”), white trash mom Jennifer The show frequently—and with varying (stage actress Jenn Lyon), neck-tattooed butch degrees of success—tries to mix the overly bitch Quiet Ann (Judy Reyes, “Jane the stylized look of a hip-hop “Miami Vice” and Virgin”) and nosey newcomer Virginia the low-rent criminal shenanigans of “Better (celebrity stylist-turned-actress Karrueche Call Saul.” Occasionally, it finds its own voice, Tran). however—in the tough camaraderie of the In addition to running the salon, Desna is ladies and in the unapologetically raunchy way energetically banging white boy gangsta Roller it presents itself. Set amid the strip clubs and (sleazy hunk Jack Kesy, “The Strain”), whose oxycodone clinics of central Florida, there’s dad (Dean Norris from “Breaking Bad,” adding plenty sex, drugs and R-rated language to go some serious scenery-chewing to the around. “She used to dance at Chi-Chi’s until proceedings) runs the self-styled “Dixie Mafia” she bit a Mississippi state legislator for trying in town. While dreaming of that better life to put a cigar in her ass,” is how the show (and a fancier salon), Desna finds herself chooses to describe our gal Virginia. Family getting entangled deeper and deeper in a hour, this is not. But its mix of rowdy comedy, money-laundering scheme with this local rude shocks and good, old-fashioned Florida crime syndicate. It pays money, but not noir tell us this could be a down-and-dirty enough. As New Year’s Eve approaches, adventure worth sticking with. a Desna’s promise of getting out and starting a new life is complicated when things go south “Claws” premieres Sunday, June 11, at 7pm on TNT. with her larcenous boyfriend. Naturally, things

Becoming Cary Grant (Showtime 7pm) Oliver Stone hunts down Russian Using his unpublished autobiography, President Vladimir Putin for a series of THE WEEK IN filmmakers explore the life and career sit-down interviews. This should be of actor Cary Grant. interesting. “Superhuman” (KASA-2 8pm) This SATURDAY 10 one’s just another variation on the SLOTH “America’s Got Talent” formula. Only, “Orphan Black” (BBC America 8pm) allegedly, contestants have The fifth and final season gets extraordinary, superhuman abilities— underway. Which members of the Clone like good memory, exceptional hearing THURSDAY 8 Club (all played by the fantastic Tatiana and “frog calling skills.” ... Don’t ask Maslany) will survive their final tussle me. “American Boyband” (Viceland with evil Rachel (also Maslany) and the 8:30pm) Kevin Abstract and his 12- mysterious, gene-splicing founder of person “musical collective” Neolution, Dr. Westmoreland? TUESDAY 13 Brockhampton—featuring engineers, producers, rappers, a graphic Oh, Hello On Broadway (Netflix designer and a DJ—get their own SUNDAY 11 streaming anytime) Can’t make it to docu-reality series charting the up- NYC? Here’s a recorded version of the and-coming band’s US tour. “The 71st Annual Tony Awards” (KRQE- heavily improvised Broadway play 13 7pm) Kevin Spacey hosts. There will starring Nick Kroll (“Kroll Show”) and be singing and dancing, so be John Mulaney (“Saturday Night Live”) FRIDAY 9 prepared. as a couple of oddball elderly men. “My Only Love Song” (Netflix “Steve Harvey’s Funderdome” (KOAT-7 streaming anytime) This Netflix 8pm) Steve Harvey hosts yet another WEDNESDAY 14 Original series out of Korea follows knockoff of “Shark Tank,” featuring the adventures of a conceited pop wacky inventors pitching against each “Amazing Monkeys” (Smithsonian star (Seung-Yeon Gong) who runs other for money. Personally, I’ve had my 6pm) You had me at “monkeys.” away from the set of her new TV show fill of Steve Harvey for a little while. “Emogenius” (Game Show Network and ends up in an old van that guides Menendez: Blood Brothers (Lifetime 7:30pm) Contestants try to figure out her on a time-traveling journey to love 6pm) TV’s already gone loopy for O.J. what the hell emojis are saying in this and fulfillment. Simpson and JonBenét Ramsey, so it’s new gameshow that more or less “Orange Is the New Black” (Netflix time for the Menendez brothers to get exposes how pointless modern streaming anytime) The women of their true crime due. That said, you civilization is. Litchfield Penitentiary are back for a should totally watch this cheesy made- “Blood Drive” (Syfy 8pm) Syfy’s new fifth season of fun and incarcertaion. for-TV drama, because Courtney Love grindhouse exploitation series is set in plays Kitty Menendez. I’m not even a retro-futuristic world (1999, to be “Le Mans: Racing Is Everything” kidding. precise) in which water is scarce, (Amazon streaming anytime) Le violence is endemic and Los Angeles’ Mans is already a 24-hour auto race. MONDAY 12 last good cop is sucked into an Why not spend an entire TV season underground road race filled with cars looking at the behind-the-scenes a story? “The Putin Interviews” (Showtime 7pm) that run on human blood. Conspiracy-loving American filmmaker

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OPENING THIS WEEK The Mummy Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul Norman: The Moderate Rise and Tragic Universal is still trying to make “fetch” happen by relaunching The fourth film in this popular kids’ series (based on the books Fall of a New York Fixer : The (once again) all of its classic (read: public domain) monsters by Jeff Kinney) finds the Heffley family on a road trip to Richard Gere stretches his acting talents to play a desperate, Squeakquel in a gigantic, interconnected “Dark Universe.” (Just like Marvel’s Meemaw’s 90th birthday party. But self-described “wimpy kid” aging Jewish hustler trying to peddle influence by introducing Avengers franchise ... they hope.) First out of the gate is this Greg (Jason Drucker, replacing Zachary Gordon—sidelined, no businessmen he doesn’t really know to power-brokers he’s If you’re excited to see the sequel to the 2007 CGI/live-action action flick featuring Tom Cruise battling an ancient female doubt, due to puberty issues) tries to steer the trip off course comedy, then you’re probably ecstatic to hear that Brittany, never really met. One day, against all odds, he bets on the right mummy (Sofia Boutella from Star Trek Beyond) with the help of so he can attend a video game convention. Alicia Sliverstone horse—befriending a lowly Israeli politician (Lior Ashkenazi) Jeanette and Eleanor (AKA the Chipettes from the crummy a secret, international, monster-fighting organization led by a and Tom Everett Scott are on mom and dad duty. 90 minutes. ’80s cartoon) have joined the cast list. Wanna hear chipmunks who eventually finds himself catapulted to the position of Nick Fury-esque Dr. Jekyll (Russell Crowe). Yes, it’s as silly as it PG. (Cottonwood Stadium 16) Prime Minister. Suddenly, our man Norman is got the power singing Beyoncé? Have at it. 88 minutes. PG. (Opens sounds. But get ready for the Invisible Man, the Bride of Wednesday 6/14 at Flix Brewhouse) and influence he’s always dreamed of. But it’s a short ride, as Frankenstein, Dracula, The Wolf Man, the Creature From the Everything, Everything the title suggests. Gere crafts a memorable character, and Black Lagoon, the Phantom of the Opera and the Hunchback of Emo-minded teens will certainly fall for this drama (based on filmmaker Joseph Cedar (Beaufort) provides some sharp Black Butler: Book of the Atlantic the YA book by Nicola Yoon) involving death and romance. The popular anime/manga series gets a feature film Notre Dame—coming soon to a theater near you. 110 minutes. dialogue—but the dense plot gets convoluted, moving from New PG-13. (Opens Thursday 6/8 at AMC Albuquerque 12, Century Maddy Whittier (Amandla Stenberg from The Hunger Games) is York to Tel Aviv and sliding into political thriller territory. adaptation. Back in Victorian England, someone has allegedly a lonely, bookish teen who lives a sheltered life because she is figured out how to resurrect the dead. It’s up to young Earl Ciel 14 Downtown, Flix Brewhouse, Icon Cinemas Albuquerque, Rio Reviewed in v26 i20. 117 minutes. R. (High Ridge) Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century Rio, Cottonwood Stadium fatally allergic to everything. When she meets and falls in love Phantomhive and his demonic butler Sebastian to hop a luxury with the cute new boy next door (Nick Robinson from Jurassic liner and look into these supposed supernatural miracles. But 16) Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell World), the two embark on a potentially dangerous but life- No Tales will this oceangoing vessel become their floating coffin? In My Cousin Rachel affirming road trip. 96 minutes. PG-13. (Cottonwood Stadium Japanese with English subtitles. 100 minutes. Unrated. (Opens I think this is the fifth of Disney’s Pirates movies. But I wouldn’t Reviewed this issue. 106 minutes. PG-13. (Opens Friday 6/9 16) swear to it in court. The problem being that, despite some very Monday 6/12 at Century Rio) at Century Rio, High Ridge) Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 entertaining moments, the chaotic scripts all blend into one Dune Some Like It Hot Well-meaning space rogues Star-Lord (Chris Pratt), Gamora another. (Anyone remember what 2011’s On Stranger Tides David Lynch’s overstuffed 1984 adaptation of Frank Herbert’s Simply one of the finest comedy films Hollywood has ever (Zoe Saldana), Drax (Dave Bautista), Groot (Vin Diesel) and was about? Or what happened at the end of 2007’s At World’s epic space fantasy Dune wasn’t very well regarded when it produced, this 1959 Billy Wilder film has Jack Lemmon and Rocket (Bradley Cooper) are back trying to save the galaxy. This End?) This time around, we’ve got Johnny Depp’s Captain Jack came out. But it’s worth another look for the trippy visuals and Tony Curtis impersonating showgirls to avoid the mob. One of time around, they’ve got the added wrinkle of unraveling Star- Sparrow searching for the mystical trident of Poseidon. Also, a crazy cast. I mean, giant space worms and Sting, what’s not to Marilyn Monroe’s best turns as well. Still a riot. 121 minutes. Lord’s true parentage—in the form of an anthropomorphized ghostly Spaniard (Javier Bardem) is trying to kill him. Also, Paul like? 137 minutes. PG-13. (Opens Friday 6/9 at Guild Cinema) Unrated. (Sunday 6/11 at Century Rio, Century 14 Downtown, planet known as Ego (played amusingly by Kurt Russell). This McCartney is in it. Sure, it’s fun. No, it’s not a coherent Cottonwood Stadium 16) sequel’s a bit more jokey—but it doesn’t shirk on emotional narrative. 129 minutes. PG-13. (AMC Albuquerque 12, Century El Mariachi 14 Downtown, Century Rio, Flix Brewhouse, Icon Cinemas Robert Rodriguez’ entry into the world of indie action flicks detail either. You can debate whether it’s better than the Topsy-Turvy original or not, but you can’t deny that it’s pure, unadulterated Albuquerque, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Cottonwood came with this gonzo, go-for-broke 1992 shoot-’em-up about a Mike Leigh’s 1999 biographical dramedy looks in on struggling Stadium 16) traveling musician (Carlos Gallardo) who is mistaken for an summer movie fun. 136 minutes. PG-13. (Century 14 British tunesmiths Gilbert and Sullivan (Jim Broadbent and Downtown, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, AMC Albuquerque assassin. This energetic, no-budget wonder is still a heck of a Allan Corduner) as they try to write what will become their A Quiet Passion lot of fun. In Spanish with English subtitles. 81 minutes. R. 12, Flix Brewhouse, Icon Cinemas Albuquerque, Century Rio, Cynthia Nixon (Miranda from “Sex and the City”) stars as masterpiece, the comic opera known as The Mikado. 154 Cottonwood Stadium 16) (Opens Tuesday 6/13 at Guild Cinema) minutes. R. (Opens Saturday 6/10 at Guild Cinema) America poet Emily Dickinson. British filmmaker Terence Davies How To Be A Latin Lover (The Neon Bible, The House of Mirth, The Deep Blue Sea) writes Ghostbusters II and directs this witty, intelligent biopic which follows Dickinson This 1989 sequel to the Billy Murray/Dan Aykroyd/Harold Dumped after 25 years of marriage, a man who made a career out of seducing rich older women finds himself living with his from her early days as a schoolgirl to her later life as a Ramis classic isn’t as funny as the original. But it’s still got reclusive artist. 125 minutes. PG-13. (High Ridge) plenty of entertaining bits—not the least of which is Peter STILL PLAYING estranged sister and learning to appreciate the value of family. This Spanglish comedy stars Mexican icon Eugenio Derbez MacNicol as goofy antagonist Dr. Janosz Poha. 108 minutes. Alien: Covenant Snatched PG. (Opens Tuesday 6/13 at Flix Brewhouse) (Instructions Not Included), south-of-the-border import Salma Comedienne Amy Schumer and Goldie Hawn (her first flick in Ridley Scott steers further from the mindbending but Hayek and American actors Rob Lowe, Kristen Bell, Michel Cera distracting mythology of 2012’s Prometheus and tries to 15 years!) star in this adventure-comedy about a woman who Icaros: A Vision and Rob Corddry. In English and Spanish with English subtitles. gets dumped by her boyfriend and drags her ultra-cautious This US/Peru co-production finds filmmakers Leonor Caraballo recapture the claustrophobic horror of his 1979 original Alien. 115 minutes. PG-13. (AMC Albuquerque 12) The crew of a colony ship, bound for a remote planet, stumbles mother along on a vacation in tropical Ecuador. Of course, it all and Matteo Norzi drawing from their own experiences to create goes wrong when they get kidnapped for ransom and have to a meditative, visually hypnotic look at the little-seen world of across a seemingly perfect world. Unfortunately, it’s the old King Arthur: Legend of the Sword home planet of the Engineers, the alien giants who created the Writer-director Guy Ritchie messed mercilessly with the rescue themselves. Unlike Trainwreck, Schumer didn’t write this traditional shamanic rituals. The film’s hallucinatory “vision” one, and it shows in the overreliance on slapstick gags. 91 follows an artist (Ana Cecilia Stieglitz, standing in for Caraballo space age superweapon known as the Xenomorphs. It isn’t traditional story of Sherlock Holmes in those two movies long before the crew is on the receiving end of some acid- starring Robert Downey Jr.—but they still managed to be fun minutes. R. (Century 14 Downtown, Rio Rancho Premiere herself) who travels to the Amazon seeking a medical cure and Cinema) finding enlightenment in the mind-altering South American blooded alien carnage. Like Prometheus before it, this prequel action flicks. So it’s no big surprise to see him revamping the drug ayahuasca. In English and Spanish with English subtitles. has got way too many ideas, but at least it delivers on the King Arthur myth in ways we’ve never imagined. Here, we see Their Finest 91 minutes. Unrated. (Opens Friday 6/9 at Guild Cinema) chestbursting thrills. Michael Fassbender, Billy Crudup, Danny young Arthur (Charlie Hunnam from “Sons of Anarchy”) as a Lone Sherfig (Italian For Beginners, An Education) directs this McBride, Katherine Waterston, Demián Bichir and Jussie con man/gangster in his pre-king days. (Ritchie’s Lock, Stock crowd—pleasing comedy/drama/romance inspired by a real- It Comes At Night Smollett are among the rather doomed cast. 122 minutes. R. and Two Smoking Barrels roots are showing.) Eventually, he life British agency during World War II tasked with boosting This grimly apocalyptic drama sheds gory horror for a lethal (Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century 14 Downtown, pulls a sword out of a stone, and we get an insane orgy of morale by making optimistic propaganda films. Gemma dose of paranoia and xenophobia. Writer-director Trey Edward Cottonwood Stadium 16) special effects that wouldn’t be out of place in a Dungeons & Arterton (Quantum of Solace, Clash of the Titans) headlines as Shults last gave us the ultra-indie, aged hippie dramedy Dragons movie. It’s hip, it’s cool, it’s modern. It’s like an MMA a self-doubting London gal looking for work during the Krisha—which basically starred his friends and family. He goes Baywatch music video crossed with Lord of the Rings. This ain’t your Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Zac Efron and Alexandria Blitzkreig. She finds it writing dialogue for propaganda shorts, in a very different direction here, offering slow-burning tension father’s King Arthur, no siree! Ritchie really hopes you like this working with a narcissistic actor (Bill Nighy) and falling for her and ambiguous dread. A husband (Joel Edgerton, Animal Daddario star in this rude ’n’ crude reboot of the “classic” (not one, because he’s planning to make five more of them. 126 really) T and A TV series about lifeguards. This one tries to ride fellow screenwriter (Sam Claflin from the Hunger Games films). Kingdom), his wife (Carmen Ejogo, Selma) and their teenage minutes. PG-13. (Century 14 Downtown, Cottonwood Stadium 117 minutes. R. (High Ridge) son are hiding out at an isolated home in the woods, shotguns the coattails of the naughty 21 Jump Street reboots, but it 16) and gas masks at the ready. Apparently (we can only assume) juvenilely jumbles up a silly crime story, endless jokes about The Wedding Plan the world has been devastated by some kind of viral zombie penises and the expected David Hasselhoff cameo. 116 The Lost City of Z When her fiancé dumps her right before the wedding, a middle- plague. But when a young family shows up on their doorstep minutes. R. (AMC Albuquerque 12, Century Rio, Flix Brewhouse, Charlie Hunnam, Robert Pattinson and Sienna Miller (three aged, Orthodox Jewish gal in Jerusalem decides she’s keeping begging for help, our protagonists’ self-centered resolve is Icon Cinemas Albuquerque, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, decent, but hardly exciting actors) star in this “true-life” drama the wedding date. It’s in God’s hands now whether she finds a tested. This small-cast, single-set thriller is minimalist, but Century 14 Downtown, Cottonwood Stadium 16) about a British explorer who disappeared while searching for a man to marry in the next 22 days. Star Noa Koler has a absorbing. It’s also the “feel bad” story of the year. 97 minutes. mysterious lost city in the Amazon, circa 1920. David Grann’s definite charm, and director Rama Burshtein (Fill the Void) The Boss Baby book of the same name was a huge best-seller, and onetime R. (Opens Thursday 6/8 at AMC Albuquerque 12, Century 14 In this oddly conceived CGI toon from DreamWorks Animation, offers an empathetic look at Hasidic tradition and family Downtown, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century Rio, Martin Scorsese wannabe James Gray (Little Odessa, The politics. But this romantic comedy is light on both romance a suit-wearing, briefcase-carrying infant (voiced by Alec Yards, We Own the Night) writes and directs with a newfound Cottonwood Stadium 16) Baldwin) is assigned by Baby Corp. to infiltrate the household and comedy, making it a toss-up of a prospect. Reviewed in sense of classicism. The whole exercise feels more workmanlike v26 i22. 110 minutes. PG. (High Ridge) Manifesto of prepubescent Tim (Miles Christopher Bakshi) in order to spy than epic. But it looks beautiful in a Werner Herzog kind of way. Cate Blanchett contributes an expectedly odd performance for on his parents. Seems Mom and Dad work for Puppy Co., and 141 minutes. PG-13. (High Ridge) Wonder Woman German experimental video artist Julian Rosefeldt, playing 13 the company’s evil CEO has a secret plot to replace people’s Warner Bros. finally gets around to tackling one of DC Comics’ very different characters and delivering 13 different love for babies with a love for puppies, and ... Seriously, this The Lovers most famous characters. Israeli actress Gal Gadot stars as the monologues about various art movements. A rocker chick film makes very little sense. If the idea of Alec Baldwin saying Debra Winger and Tracy Letts star in this dramedy about an titular Amazonian princess, whose sheltered life is ended when screams about Stridentism, a funeral director talks about “Cookies are for closers!” sends you into paroxysms of unhappily married couple cheating on one another and a World War I pilot (Chris Pine) crashlands on the Amazon’s Dadaism, a homeless person rants about Situationism. laughter, this is the film for you. Reviewed in v26 i13. 97 contemplating divorce. The “joke” of the film is that our isolated island home and tells of the conflict raging in the Blanchett is impressive, but you’ll have to make of this what minutes. PG. (Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema) unfaithful spouses suddenly and unexpectedly relocate the outside world. Princess Diana (Gadot) volunteers to suit up, spark that brought them together and start cheating on the you will. It’s based on Rosefeldt’s multi-screen installation art Captain Underpants: The First Epic return the outsider and see what she can do about stopping exhibit from 2015. 95 minutes. Unrated. (Opens Friday 6/9 at people they’re cheating with. It’s more drab and depressing this War to End All Wars. Believe it or not, Warner Bros. is finally Guild Cinema) Movie than funny. Winger and Letts (who won a Pulitzer Prize, don’t getting a handle on this superhero thing—thanks, in large part, This stylized, animated comedy is based on the popular book you know) do an impressive job, but ultra-indie director Azazel to director Patty Jenkins (Monster). 141 minutes. PG-13. Meagan Leavey series by Dav Pilkey. Two imaginative grade school pranksters Jacobs (Terri) relies on their actorly skills far too much, handing (Century Rio, Flix Brewhouse, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Kate Mara (“House of Cards”) stars in this schmaltzy (but (voiced by Kevin Hart and Thomas Middleditch) hypnotize their them a too-thin script to work off of. Reviewed in v26 i21. 94 AMC Albuquerque 12, Century 14 Downtown, Icon Cinemas mostly apolitical) combination of war drama and inspirational grumpy principal (Ed Helms) into thinking he’s a ridiculous, minutes. R. (High Ridge) Albuquerque, Cottonwood Stadium 16) animal tale. Picking up where 2015’s Max and 2016’s Army underwear-clad superhero. 89 minutes. PG. (Century Rio, Flix Dog dropped the bone, this mildly patriotic docudrama Brewhouse, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, AMC Albuquerque Lowriders The Zookeeper’s Wife (inspired by a true story) follows the titular troubled young 12, Century 14 Downtown, Icon Cinemas Albuquerque, Gabriel Chavarria (“East Los High”) and Damián Bichir In this based-on-a-true-story biopic directed by Niki Caro woman into the Marines, where she gets stuck cleaning out the Cottonwood Stadium 16) (“Weeds”) headline this macho melodrama about a young (Whale Rider), Jessica Chastain (Zero Dark Thirty) and Johan K-9 kennels. There, she meets undisciplined German shepherd graffiti artist caught between his father’s obsession with Heldenbergh (“The Tunnel”) star as Antonina and Jan Zabinski, Rex. Naturally, they form an interspecies bond and are soon Churchill lowrider car culture, his ex-felon brother and his need for self- the keepers of the Warsaw Zoo during World War II. Together, deployed to Iraq, where they must learn to love and trust one Brian Cox and Miranda Richardson star in this would-be expression. Amid the tightlipped father-son conflict, we get lots they helped save hundreds of people and animals during the another. Later, when our vet returns home to the states, she ticking-clock thriller following Winston Churchill in the 96 hours of images of chopped and dropped Chevys. This one probably German invasion of Poland. This tasteful and mostly formulaic fights to adopt her canine soulmate with help from Sen. Chuck before D-Day. Cox captures the bearing and mannerisms of isn’t going to be a big hit in Kentucky. Or Pennsylvania. Or historical heart-tugger is based on the book of the same name Schumer. (No, really.) 116 minutes. PG-13. (Opens Friday 6/9 Churchill all right, but the story is far too prosaic of a backroom Maine. Or Idaho. Or Montana. 99 minutes. PG-13. (Century 14 by Diane Ackerman. 124 minutes. PG-13. (High Ridge) at AMC Albuquerque 12, Century 14 Downtown, Icon Cinemas docudrama to carry much emotional heft. 98 minutes. PG. Downtown) Albuquerque, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century Rio, (High Ridge) Cottonwood Stadium 16) [22] WEEKLY ALIBI JUNE 8-14, 2017 FILM | TIMES wEEk oF FrI., JUNE 9-ThUrS., JUNE 15

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JUNE 8-14, 2017 WEEKLY ALIBI [23] AURAL FIXATION MUSIC | SHOW UP! BY RINI GRAMMER A Beginning in an Ending That’s Quite A Lot! A Lot Like Birds recovers from loss Sacramento-based post-hardcore band A Lot Like You keep on shouting, you keep on shouting... Birds’ newest DIVISI delves into loss of love—romantic and familial—in life and death. Being the first album produced by the group since 2013—and their first since Michael Littlefield and Kurt Travis left—listeners are transported to a slower, more gentle variant of the band. A Lot Like Birds gained many fans with their fast-paced, thrash-inducing melodies and harsh, high-pitched, aggressive vocals, but after recent personal tragedies they explored a more soothing and healing production in this project. The introduction to this new direction begins with a haunting vocalization followed by lyrics saying “Don’t we all arrive at the same place where we began?” which is addressed further in the reversal of the backing vocals (taking you to the beginning of the vocals; clever, right?). The instruments slowly build with an echoing drum backed by said vocals layered with the instruments. Following the scene set by the first song, the listener gains a sense of eerie unease from the slightly altered guitar melody and the addition of a quiet alarm followed by the drums building to an apex of heartbreak made danceable. The guitar is nearly lost in the consonance of lead singer Cory The Knocks JIMMY FONTAINE VIA BIG BEAT David Felberg K. MARI PHOTOGRAPHY Lockwood’s dismal melodic lyrics, “Like ice on passing comets we move coldly, soundless, through it all but in the wordless space between us there is BY AUGUST MARCH there too. After suffering the onslaught of Andy Poling will perform tunes by Shaw for something like a song/ Each note exists within the ungrateful vecinos for years, the duo has found the recital’s first half. The second half, silence, our hearts were moving it along/ You sing success on the strength of a sound that careens featuring the music of Copland and Bernstein, the melody so perfect; I can only get it wrong.” wanna rock and roll all night and party between EDM and disco with big beats and includes violinists David Felberg and Elizabeth The harmonizing continues into a seemingly Ievery day.—The main thesis of “Rock broad strokes. Their pop sensibility, Young, violist Shanti Randall, cellist Dana chaotic environment that turns into a quick, and Roll All Nite,” by KISS. commercial as it is—hey they’ve actively Winograd, James Shields on the clarinet and bouncy, soulful and heavy rhythm. The lyrics reflect promoted the iPhone 6 in their work and have pianist Judith Gordon. Tickets for this all-ages the loss of love between two longtime lovers— I guess you can imagine how such collaborated with the likes of Wyclef Jean—is reflection in red range in price from $15-18. further into the song, the instruments sentiments went over in middle school. accompanying the vocals begin a powerful acute and hypnotically danceable. They’ll be The righteous recital gets under way at 7pm. Interestingly and sometimes ironically, gigging at the Historic El Rey Theater (622 pluperfect movement building up then coming apart reactions varied. While some of my with power chords (which are still thrash-inducing, Central SW) on Friday, June 9, in an all-ages Sunday generational cohorts—like Michael concert that costs $15 and begins at 7pm. It’ll just so you know). Being in possession of the funk means never Henningsen, who immediately used the be a banger so bring lots of kandi! The album ranges from pleasantly orchestral to having to compromise for the sake of other heavy rock to funky and soulful. The backing vocals clip-out coupon in Creem Magazine to join genres, including rocanrol. Just ask the Isley for Lockwood are provided by Matt Coate (vocals the nascent KISS ARMY—jumped right and bass guitar) and Michael Franzino (guitar, on the bandwagon, some of use were Saturday Brothers about that. These dudes have been synth, piano, background vocals and auxiliary initially nonplussed. But then we became Using a chamber music setting to explore the arbiters of all that is sublimely syncopated percussion) whose voices are a needed delicate, irritated because the whole “KISS” deal was musical structures of American composers who since before the rise of the rock and roll guiding effort necessary for the relief of the often damned distracting. There was plenty of veered toward modernism using a jazz machine in the late 1950s. Beginning with a found anguish of DIVISI. The occasional harsher great stuff going on in the world of music taxonomy to establish new sonic boundaries soulful and sexy iteration of “Twist and Shout” vocals from Lockwood complement the bleakness back in 1978 after all. That conceit could be a heady if not downright daunting and continuing through the next five found in the melody but—unlike his previous work— allowed us to get on with our lives, task. But leave it up to the awesomely cerebral decades—while enunciating, describing, they are otherwise subdued, forgiving and tender. listening as we went; here I hope it serves yet downright musical folks over at the New influencing and manifesting the very The last song, though similar to the first, sounds to do the same for you. So, listen: Ignore Mexico Jazz Workshop and Chatter ABQ to definitions of soul, R&B and funk—the Isley defeated. The song builds up giving into the anxiety the mess that rocanrol is making of make such into an enjoyable diversion from Brothers are the epitome of American music: of existence and death with a quick, severe and the musically normative. On Saturday, June innovative yet respectful of tradition in their urgent agency, “But I know/ We were made to be postmodernism by checking out these out- 10, Chatter Founder and local cultural arbiter search for sounds that will cause delirious, unmade, tied with strings designed to fray, I just of-orbit occurrences in the Albuquerque want our knot together, it’s holding now but not area, okay? David Felberg will lead listeners on a quest to delightful dancing at the drop of a hat. forever/ Someone or thing has got to pay/ It’s better understand the context, content and Currently a duo comprised of vocalist Ronald given too much to take away/ I just want a legacy/ form of works by three Americans whose work and multi-instrumentalist Ernie, these I just want it all to never fade/ Don’t we all arrive at was blacklisted during the Second Red Scare progenitors of American pop will perform the same place where we began?” The last line of Friday of the ‘40s and ‘50s. The recital takes place at work from their considerable oeuvre at Sandia the song repeats for the remainder with a delicate Have your neighbors ever knocked on your the Albuquerque Museum Amphitheater Casino and Resort Amphitheater (30 abated drop to a single, soprano voice contining the door late at night to tell you that the music (2000 Mountain NW). In the work of Rainbow Road NE) on Sunday, June 11, phrase. emanating from therein was a tad too loud? Americans Leonard Bernstein, Aaron Copland beginning at 7pm. The Commodores, whose This album is for the brokenhearted looking for That’s only happened a couple of times at and Artie Shaw, listeners are exposed to a hits include the ever popular paean to our some hope. It’s meant to heal while maintaining an mi chante; the dude that was primarily rapidly evolving, intensely unpredictable form national building aesthetics, “Brick House,” honest truth about the difficulties of moving past responsible for initiating such discourse— of art music. Joining Felberg on stage for these and featuring founding funkmeister William the terrible obstacles that life throws our way. the nefarious retired middle school shop esoteric yet highly listenable encounters will “Wak” King, open these pulsating proceedings. DIVISI is a gorgeous project that is a notable move teacher named Bruce—has since gone on away from what A Lot Like Birds is known for—and be a variety of this town’s best jazz and Tickets for this groovy good time range in to better things, sabes? Anywho, I’m glad classical players. Guitarist Michael Anthony, price from $30-45. a just in time, in my book—the world seems bleak and I’m not the only musico who’s had that graceless nowadays, but with this, I’m given some saxophonist Arlen Asher, trumpeter Paul experiencia. Nueva York electro wizards The small hope of relief on the horizon. a Gonzales, bassist Rob Jaramillo and drummer Knocks (B-Roc and Mr. JPatt) have been [24] WEEKLY ALIBI JUNE 8-14, 2017 Calendar | MusiC

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The lowest prices for Cannabis Still Winning, medical cannabis certifications! Despite Pressure Walk-ins are welcome with medical records! Call today (505) 200-9562 he best thing about living in the first year released showing that cannabis might Tof Our Lord Trump is that—for once— improve memory in older patients. $65 for renewals demonization is actually helping cannabis. In the study, which was published in $99 for new patients We here in the media are so quick to hate Nature Medicine last month, researchers 15% o! for all Veterans anything coming from Camp Trump that implanted pumps into mice in three age nearly every major news source is printing pro- *The Doc can sign all renewals (including PTSD) and most new patients (PTSD needs diagnosis within the last year). The Doc is groups: young, fully-grown and elderly. The a contracted employee. RGO cannot sign people up for the NMMCP. ©2017 All rights reserved. R. Greenleaf Organics, Inc. cannabis headlines every week. And if I pumps released THC—the main psychoactive haven’t stressed it enough already: That’s cannabinoid found in cannabis—into the never happened before. mice every day. They were then given tests In April, CBS News reported that that measured learning and memory. The ! support for cannabis legalization in young mice performed worse, while the )*+,-./!".00.1,2!)*+ -, ./!".00.1,2! America was at a whopping 61 older mice did better. percent—an all-time high. 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Jeff Sessions’ beliefs to the extra THC may contrary. overstimulate it. While in 8,.!9*./:;!.8, !9*./:;!?@AB!C57.2!D/E+(!FG!H"!> 5!CBA@? 5!7.2!D/ +E (!FG!H"!>!#1IJ!F)!KLBBA!#1 JI F)!ABBLK So what does this tell us? older mice and people, the That the great Donald Trump, endocannabinoid activity King of Frogs and Master of declines, meaning some THC Covfefe, is doing what half a century of will restore its levels. activists couldn’t: He’s making America love Zimmer’s team is planning human trials to cannabis again. discover at what age the addition of THC God bless you, Donald Trump. becomes beneficial. The trials will use purified THC rather than cannabis. Head of VA Suggests Support of Medical N.M. Cannabis Sales Rising Cannabis Research in 2017 But there’s one person in the According to the N.M. Medical Cannabis administration who’s not playing right. In his program’s quarterly revenue report, the first “State of the VA” report during a White three months of cannabis sales in 2017 House briefing, Veterans Affairs Secretary reached $19 million. That’s an 86 percent David Shulkin said, “There may be some increase over the first quarter of 2016. Six evidence that this is beginning to be helpful producers had total sales over $1 million for and we’re interested in looking at that and the first quarter of 2017, compared to only learning from that.” This follows hot on the one in the first quarter of 2016, according to heels of a public plea made last month by the a press release issued by Ultra Health, who American Legion—a traditionally reported earning $1,963,849 in the first conservative veterans’ organization—to quarter. The top five producers accounted for President Trump to reclassify cannabis and 38 percent of total sales. Record sales came in allow for research on its medical benefits. on 4/20: An estimated $800,000 in medical All of the fuss over veterans and medical cannabis was sold in the state—three times cannabis comes from evidence that cannabis the revenue brought in the year before. can help alleviate the symptoms of post- And it should come as no surprise since traumatic stress disorder (PTSD). (In fact, it’s about 8,000 residents have joined the one of the approved conditions for entry into program since Jan. 1, bringing the total the N.M. cannabis program.) number of patients to 40,000, an 84 percent “If there is compelling evidence that this is increase since March 2016. That’s almost 2 helpful I hope that people take a look at that percent of the population! and come up with the right decision,” Shulkin Medical cannabis is clearly one of the said. fastest growing industries in the state. 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ARIES (March 21-April 19): If you chose me as your need to procure favors in the outlying areas where the relationship guide, I’d counsel you and your closest ally rules are a bit loose. It might also be a good idea to take to be generous with each other; to look for the best in along a skeleton key and a snake-bite kit. You won’t each other and praise each other’s beauty and strength. necessarily need them. But I suspect you’ll be offered If you asked me to help foster your collaborative zeal, magic cookies and secret shortcuts, and it would be a I’d encourage you to build a shrine in honor of your shame to have to turn them down simply because bond—an altar that would invoke the blessings of you’re unprepared for the unexpected. deities, nature spirits and the ancestors. If you hired me to advise you on how to keep the fires burning and the SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You’re like a prince or Non-prot assisting diabetics in juices flowing between you two, I’d urge you to never princess who has been turned into a frog by the spell of getting supplies they cannot compare your relationship to any other, but rather a fairy tale villain. This situation has gone on for a while. otherwise a!ord. celebrate the fact that it’s unlike any other in the In the early going, you retained a vivid awareness that history of the planet. you had been transformed. But the memory of your For info: call 505-366-4618 or origins has faded, and you’re no longer working so TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The Milky Way Galaxy diligently to find a way to change back into your royal www.diabeticsupplyrescue.org contains more than 100 billion stars. If they were form. Frankly, I’m concerned. 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How many warm rains would you like to describe a memory they have about you, and you know dance beneath? How much creativity do you need to it’s a distorted version of what actually happened. on MegaMates keep reinventing your life? Be extravagant as you Don’t be surprised if you hear even more outlandish fantasize. tales, too, like how you’re stalking Taylor Swift or conspiring with the One World Government to force all GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “When I grow up, I’m not citizens to eat kale every day. I’m here to advise you to sure what I want to be.” Have you ever heard that firmly reject all of these skewed projections. For the Always FREE to listen REAL PEOPLE thought bouncing around your mind, Gemini? Or how immediate future, it’s crucial to stand up for your right and reply to ads! REAL DESIRE about this one: “Since I can’t decide what I want to be, to define yourself—to be the final authority on what’s I’ll just be everything.” If you have been tempted to true about you. 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In fact, I recommend CANCER (June 21-July 22): As a Cancerian myself, that you abstain from passing judgment, demanding I’ve had days when I’ve stayed in bed from morning to perfection and trying to compel the world to adapt nightfall, confessing my fears to my imaginary friends itself to your definitions. Instead, love and accept and eating an entire cheesecake. As an astrologer, I’ve everything and everyone exactly as they are right now. noticed that these blue patches seem more likely to occur during the weeks before my birthday each year. If AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Lysistrata is a satire you go through a similar blip any time soon, here’s what by ancient Greek playwright Aristophanes. It takes I recommend: Don’t feel guilty about it. Don’t resist it. place during the war between Athens and Sparta. The Instead, embrace it fully. If you feel lazy and depressed, heroine convinces a contingent of women to withhold get really lazy and depressed. Literally hide under the sexual privileges from the soldiers until they stop covers with your headphones on and feel sorry for fighting. “I will wear my most seductive dresses to yourself for as many hours as it takes to exhaust the inflame my husband’s ardor,” says one. “But I will never gloom and emerge renewed. yield to his desires. I won’t raise my legs towards the ceiling. I will not take up the position of the Lioness on LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): In the early days of the a Cheese Grater.” Regardless of your gender, Aquarius, internet, “sticky” was a term applied to websites that your next assignment is twofold: 1) Don’t be like the were good at drawing readers back again and again. To women in the play. Give your favors with discerning possess this quality, a content provider had to have a generosity. 2) Experiment with colorful approaches to knack for offering text and images that web surfers felt pleasure like the Lioness with a Cheese Grater, the an instinctive yearning to bond with. I’m reanimating Butterfly Riding the Lizard, the Fox Romancing the this term so I can use it to describe you. Even if you River, and any others you can dream up. don’t have a website, you now have a soulful adhesiveness that arouses people’s urge to merge. Be PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Take your seasick pills. discerning how you use this stuff. You may be stickier The waves will sometimes be higher than your boat. than you realize! Although I don’t think you’ll capsize, the ride may be wobbly. And unless you have waterproof clothes, it’s VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Ancient Mayans used probably best to just get naked. You will get drenched. chili and magnolia and vanilla to prepare exotic By the way, don’t even fantasize about heading back to chocolate drinks from cacao beans. The beverage was shore prematurely. You have good reasons to be sailing sacred and prestigious to them. It was a centerpiece of through the rough waters. There’s a special “fish” out cultural identity and an accessory in religious rituals. In there that you need to catch. If you snag it, it will feed some locales, people were rewarded for producing you for months—maybe longer. a delectable chocolate with just the right kind and amount of froth. I suspect, Virgo, that you will soon be HOMEWORK: EVEN IF YOU DON’T SEND IT, WRITE A asked to do the equivalent of demonstrating your LETTER TO THE PERSON YOU ADMIRE MOST. SHARE IT personal power by whipping up the best possible WITH ME AT FREEWILLASTROLOGY.COM. chocolate froth. 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