Profile Misrepresents Campus Lifestyle

By CHUCK GOMEZ I) challenges the Barron savs ' stuilenis are represent students at A recent Forum of ihe Barren Associate Editor study ed on nearl) all f itc II It > cum c rtticizirig the l HI tion hike m profile depict! I nil") 'lad in a The Universitv of Miami is lln massive infusion of "// you tike a subtropical climate. tbi'ti the I nit'crsily of • mittee* . there is a gene' effect next yeai harem costume anil says 32nd among Ihe top 100 federal dollars into privaie al ta' ull\ and student ennft- Ihe Hud) labels students "the University has had to institutions funded by grants universities has been a mixed 1 Miami ma\ be \aitr acbool.''1 deuce in the functioning of "politically liberal who think Struggle tO rescue itselt from from federal research blessing," the financial re­ the Faculiv Senate." of ihemselves as an tmlepen the image of Sun Tan U." monies, a recently released port for (he fiscal year end­ * In realilv. however, dent lot" citing quotations An anonvmoits student is private study of UM savs ing in May, 1972 savs. siudenis have no voting Iron! "coeds" who are never — Rarrcm's Profile also quoted on the cover as According lo Barron's "Federal seduction with rights on faculty committees identified * sa\ inn. "Of course the heaell Profiles of American Colleges funded programs that are and m no-way dictate ail The report .also el.inns BO t-, r.| n, to .••'•< '«» i - -wrl attracted n e." such funding is a "further abandoned or changed after 7 ministration policy, accord pa i i-nt of the freshman sign of the importance at- major commilments only go further than Ihe financial tion*- at UM. The study is pri- study" of UM. the report, ac­ in?, to Kevin Poepelman, class "hail from outside the In a special section enti­ t ached to its (UM's) adds (o campus confusion slatus nl the Inn ersilv inanlv aimed at higii Ii hool cording to critics, is a i oHet Speaker of Ihe Student Sen­ slate of Florida." However tled "Is (his i ^Diversity for intellectual endeavors." and financial chaos." In other areas the Itud; . seniors and transfer students ate another private study report You'.'" tht text advises "if lion of second hand-opinions, However a report from Bul inconsistencies in Ihe available for $1 SO on the wishing orientation Informa­ i in k n( ettKtent involve- ed SO per cent of freshman you like i lubtropical ch- not l.e If. Eugene Cohen Vice-President Barron study, published by market, contains information tion about collegea. ment in such det isions was and undergraduate students niiite. thtfl the University of for Financial Affairs, seeming- Barron's Educational Scries. which clashes with condi­ i trming itsrll an "'n-depth 1 III example the Itud) the- major complaint bv are from the Miami ana Miami may be your school."

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Vol. 48'No. :,i Fridav, Uarrh 2. H>73 Report Outlines Surplus Funds 'Decibel' Used

By CHUCK GOMEZ the amount goes inward Associate Editor "designated unrestricted cur- Following the release of tent funds" such as the last week's financial report, School of Medicine Profes­ one point is still unclear lo sional Income Plan. To Measure many UM students, a Hur­ These funds are not avail­ ricane study reveals. able for the general opera- If UM ended its 1971-72 lion of the University. fiscal year with a $1,076,000 The remaining "restricted" surplus — why must next funds go toward general op­ year's tuition be hiked? erations, providing salary It is a valid question even increases for university administrators have difficulty employes and offsetting any Concert Noise answering, especially when additional decline in its the first time in three undergraduate enrollment. J cars the University has op­ These funds in no way can erated in the black. affect tuition. Last year UM wound up The excess of $231,995 will / rogram with a $875,000 deficit. be reduced by putting aside According to the financial $844,156 as a reserve for report — a 36 page study medical liability insurance. saying UM "like the baby sea The net excess of $150,000 will be added to reserve Sounds turtle must race for survival" — surplus funds are already funds for use in "future earmarked contingencies." However, administrators The financial report also say, the "real surplus" is outlines revenues of $86.3 Checked only $231,995. not $107 million, compared to expen- million because $844,156 of d i t u r e s of about KM 2 Bv SCHUYLER PUl.FORD 5^ million. And DAVID TEPPS But Eugene Cohen. 1 M ot Ttia Hurricana Stall Dr. William Butler Kevin Poepelman Vice-President for Financial A new method for insui'ny Campus affairs, is quick to under­ eninv

The UM security force "It was impossible lo listen 1973 must make application handles a variety of situa­ to my radio, I resent my per- for graduation on the form tions. They attend to medical s o n a I environment being provided in the Regfatrai emergencies, domestic argu- disturbed," one Eaton Hall ments which turn violent, Carni Gras Profits Hit $36,000; si idem said. OffiCt, -11 Ashe Building, theft and vandalism no later than Friday. March Doerner says that students Ihe HURRICANE has call security when they need le,uned that several com­ 2.-No application will he ac­ something done and don't plaints were made during the cepted alter that dale. If you know where to call and "this Manfred Mann Com ert, by did nnl fill out this form at is how we want 'il." Eaton Hall residents. Money Given To Yarck Fund registration, please do so Security provides xafety Kevin Poeppelman, UBOG for student's cars by patrol chairman, in search of a solu- now, Ihe registras asks. this year's Yarck Fun. standing job done by the activity in certain areas Bv MARK TARf.E lion to "the loud concert 01 Ttie Hurricana Stall Candidates inr degrees at where Ihe problems of car Expectations suggest In the Carni firas committee, Dr noise" asked I eonard Klatl, theft and vandalism are Ihe ('ami (Iras '73 is over. Ihe area of $8000, compared to William Butler, Vice Prtsi I M legal Officer to reseat" h the end of either of Ihe two greatest. rides, the booths, and the last '.ear's $7000. dem of Student Affairs has any ordinances that deal summer sessions are invited The greatest danger to v, ith noise. crowds have all disappeared sent an open letter to the to participate in the June women students is personal Hyman noted that this Klall e.\ il.'ineil almost as suddenly and quick* students, seen in today's ( onimenrenieni, if i ettifieri attacks. Doerner said. year's Carni Gras had a far "Com. ay 10 .. Mepread ly as it appeared Only a Hurricane, congratulating the He offers three suggestions reaching effect outside of the in ic—aaptaon, there exists as summer candidates by starred intramural field and committee on Iheir work. no II p.m. curlew under the to women students. They are: UM community. their academic deans be sensitive to situations nf the memories remain. potential danger such as "The manager of the Vir­ hitchhiking; walk in well But in its wake Carni Gras ginia State Fair came down lighted areas, and having has left behind some lo observe and he was someone accompany you at $36,547.75 in collected reve­ impressed, and a new ride night and scream if you are nues to be used in financing called 'he 'Far-Out' made its attacked. improved student facilities. In certain situations U.S. debut," he said. campus security has no au­ "We're really pleased at This year's carnival went thority. For example, the se­ this year'! turnout, our goal extremely smooth, consider­ curity force is not equipped ing the high potential for for undercover work which is was $30,000 and we reached irouble when you have this the new trend in drug over $36,000," Mike Hyman, many people and such large control, Doerner said. Securi­ Carni Gras Publicity Director amounts of money present ty also doesn't cover con­ said. (.arni i,t"A» Rides Netted Their Shan- certs on the patio. . . . I arck hund is beneficiary "Everything went so Steve _ Ackerman, Carni smooth it was scary," Hyman Gras chairmah, credits much said, "most people don't real­ of ihe success for this vear's point that Carni Gras is one courts, installed lights on the ize the problems possible, carnival to Howard Winne- of the few times when people intramural field, and fi­ (hat's why security is so man, Carni Gras advisor. get together and woYk to­ nanced a sound system for heavy." wards a common goal the Rathskeller. "Winneman was one of Ackerman pointed out that the key elements to the out­ Hyman said that no esti­ most people aren't aware standing profitable success "There's a spirit of unity INSIDE mate was available on the that some ten months of of this year's Carni Gras," that's radiated from Carni planning, about 2000 hours number of people who at­ Ackerman said. Gras, and it comes off well per person, are needed to tended this year's three-day for off-campus observers to produce a Carni Gras of this • 'Cane Eye .... Page 2 Ackean had nothing but see," Ackerman said. carnival, but thai it was cer­ magnitude. Hour" — an hour of fun and praise for Winneman's "be- • RAP Page 2 tainly more than last year. At The Rat discount prices. Every Frldiy beer • Stripper Page 2 ynng the call of duty" devo­ And as Carni Gras has be­ The money raised will go Stacked up chai r s in the prices are slasi.H and poncorn is • Festival Page 3 tion, time and interest. "On the average we made come a tradition, so has to the Paul R Yarck Fund, tn offered. Knieminivi-'nt too. It's a • Editorials Page 4 about '$2000 per hour." l.amba Chi Alpha's winning Rathskeller? Amazing but true. "What UM needs is mnre finance improvements in B) Letters Page I Hvman said. But it will still Carni Gras's first prize The But Rat Manager .loc Pineda small price to pay for having your administrators like Howard • Entertainment .. Page 6 student facilities. In past br several weeks before we fr.it won again this vear for promises every seat will he full hand stamped with your favorite Winneman" he added. the 12th year in a row. • Sports Page 8 years the Yank Fund has can determine the exact with the initiation of the "Happy sport. Like horse-shoe throwing. • Classifieds Page 10 Ackerman stressed the helped resurface the tennis amount of money going to In recognition of the out­

1 V a THE HURRICANE Fri.. March 2. 197.'. What's A Nice Girl Like...

ally wasn't had. I wore past­ I nlerie ( r*tft nmv Iw ed a G-string. 1 knew I ihe world's most photo- • had a nice body and I was graphed nuile. s/tc is \ciung. I just picked up the Miss \ude interim fur beaica, and then added more FILM SOCIETY PRESENTS "VON RICHTHOFEN AND I'tTJ. BROWN" on. Roger Corman's hest film. Von Richthofen and Brown, Inning her peers she i a work of stunning excitement and artistic power, will be is Aomin as ihe strip­ Hurricane: What are the shown hy the hlin Society tomorrow night at 7:30 and 9:30 pers' stripper. problems involved with strip­ "At least 30 per rent p.m in Beaumont-Hall. ping? or more of the girl* in The color film, which was one of the New York Times' Despite ihe typical this business are sex- "10 Best" for 1971, will he accompanied hy some vintage car­ stereotyping lluil society Craft: Snmehmes I just changed; tramsexual*. toons nf thr |'.30's. and a preview lock at Eyes of Hell, nc:»t The top strippers are all week's 3-D presentation. has placed on ihe strip­ haven't got .the oomph. But transsexuals. The men ORANGE KEY MEETS per, as a big-brensled once 1 get on stage it's easy There will he • meeting ot Orange Key Honorary. March tio-ni i n d e d broad. Not all strippers have talent, don't know, or even care." 7. 1973 at 8 p.m.. in room S-2MA. It is important that all new I nlerie is uniipie in that some are even housewives. and old member! attend Money for the banquet on March 11 she speaks irilh authori­ The Miss Nude America title I" II n«; «| • •• ••• BJBJ •BBJBB1 • %*WkmWmWkW*. 111 aHMHLVI -'' dence Hall's Advisory Office. Further information may be ob­ still hasn't reopened yel. In kids, then you might as well tained in the Desideraleum located in Eaton Hall or bv calling other cities, like Nashville, (raft: At least 30",, n stay home and raise them. John Stofan at X 1061 Ot X 4285. A $50,000 deposit is re­ you can go nude It depends, more of the girls in this busi­ Bui a hundred years from quired. in some places w>u can and ness are sex-changed; tran- now, who knows. CHRISTIAN S( II \( F PRESENTS READINGS in some you can't In Califor­ sexuals The lop strippers ate The Christian Science Organization presents selected nia the\ dosed down all the all trans-sexuals. The men readings from the Bible, science and health on pertinent top nude places. don't know, or even care. Hurricane: How do you ics. Meetings are held every Tuesday evening from 8-7 p.m. at feel about the braless look? Many of the women are the Christian Science building on campus at 1115 Lavantc. All lesbians. students, faculty and administrators are welcome. Hurricane: Why did you Craft: College girls who go GRAD ART SHOW THIS WEEK become a stripper? Many get silicon shots tn around Ijraless are crazy. By Five first year graduate an siudenis are having a show enlarge their boobs, leg lifts the time they're 25 they'll in; of Iheir work in the student art gallery in the art building. ' ill 1 couldn't work in and all sorts of operations to look like they've nursed six 1300 Campo Sano Dr. Ihe show for Terry Cooper, Suzann an office and I couldn't gel help their looks. The biggest kids. For girls with small Dunaway. Susan Fel/. Dam Millspaugh, and Jennie Welch. i\ on my hrains. and I don't thing now are the silicon boohs it's O.K., but not loo runs through March I like getting up in the morn­ implants, that's where they much. GREEK COUNCIL MEETS ing. I'm strictly a night per­ sin open your tit and implant I wear a bra all the time, There will be a meeting of the Interfraternity Council on son. All I can do is strip. ,i suit silicon bag. But you Tuesday, March 8. Ili7'f n 9:00 pm at the Sigma Alpha except when I'm on stage, I tan always tell on stage, they even wear one lo bed. Epsilon House (5850 San Amain). All are invited. Please be Hurricane: What was it |ust don't shake right. All prompt I F C. elections will lake place at this meeting. like the first time you strip­ the strippers have 'em but Hurricane: How do you PUBLIC INVITED TO KRSNA EVENT ped? mi I'm teal and firm (demon­ feel about today's current The Krsna consciousness movement will sponsor feast­ strating) ing, chanting, a light show and Yoga theatre on the patio Sal issues such as marijuana, Craft: I worked with Far urday al 8 p.m. Visnujana Swa.nl will deliver Bhakti Yoga Nixon, pre-marital sex? tha Quake, a stripper in The average stripper is 30 discourses. The public is invited. Wisconsin. The first thing years or over ( raft: I'm not agam-l she told me was, when von marijuana—it's just not for gel on siagr smile, and just Tempest Storm is 52 and mr. I don't even smoke. keep smiling till Ihe moment built like you wouldn't be­ you get off. My first strip re­ lieve. Doesn't drink, doesn't I don't think Nixon is as

March 5-1"), 1973 MONDAY CHEMISTRY Form — Mahont) Seminei Room. 7-9 p.m. GERMA1 Rl lew Session. 1961 Discussion Room. 8-10 p.m . Miss Peterson TUESDAY BIOLOGY Review Session—1988 Seminal Room. 7-9p.m FRENCH Review Session — Mahoney Seminar Room, 8- 10 pm., Mrs Morris WEDNESDAY WHAT'S A CENTER — Discussion bj Directors of vari­ ous University Centers, Mahoney Great Lounge. 8pm SPANISH Review Session — 1988 Discussion Room, 4-6 p m . Dr Curtis WESTERN CIVILIZATION Review Session — 1938 Seminar Room, 7-9 p m • THURSDAY ENGLISH Film — "BARILEBY THE SCRIVENER," 1968 Aud , 7 9 p.m Commentary —Prof. Fagin MATH Review Session — 1968 Seminar Room. 8-10 p.m. MONDAY CHEMISTRY Forum — 1968 Seminar. 7 8 p.m. GERMAN Review Session — Mahoney Seminar Room, 8- "(,irls who go around 10 pm , Miss Peterson braless are crazy. Hy the TUESDAY time they're 25 they'll BIOLOGY Review Session — Mahoney Seminar Room, 7- look like they've nursed 9 p.m FRENCH Review Session — 1968 Discussion Room, 8-10 *ix kids. For girl* with p m . Mrs Mprris tmall hooh* W* O.K., WEDNESDAY but not much." SPANISH Review Session — Mahonc, Seminar Room, 4- "People look down on 6 pm . Dr Curtis me. Hut I think stripping WESTERN CIVILIZATION Review Session — Mahoney is a legitimate form of Seminar Room, 7-9 p.m slum business. Most men Mil RSDAY ENGI ISH Renew and lutortng Session — 1968 Seminar think all strippers are Room, 7-9 p m . Prof. Fagin u bores lui nine they lal.e MATH Review Session — Mahoney Seminar Room, 8-10 off iheir clothes. Most pm Report Fri., March 2,1973 THE HURRICANE Humanities Festival Dion And Focus Concert Explains Focuses On Present By NANCY LUCAS 8 p.m. "An Evening of and Professor Francis Surplus Of Th* Hurricana Stall Prophetic Theater: The Skipp, English depart­ UM is holding its Adding Machine," by ment, at the Lowe. Test Sound Measurement Continued From Page I second annual humanities Elmer Rice. Presented by # Monday, March 5 festival "In Search of the Prophetic Theater: The 3 p.m. "The American Continued From Page 1 been codified to the police "I am hopeful that the effective in preventing exces­ stately. Like the killer whale Present: The American Adding Machine," by Philosophers: Ideas for a department to that effect." steps outlined by the sive disturbances tonight," Prophets," through Tues., Elmer Rice, Wesley Foun­ specific prohibition against it has been attacked." New Nation," A sympo­ students and staff will be Dr. Butler said. March 6. dation. sium. Participants: Profes­ loud concerts, there are sev­ This evening's concert will According to report statis­ sor Winslow Shea, and eral catch-all sections of the provide an opportunity to Through art exhibitions, 0 Sunday, March 4 Professor Edward Schuh, code which are relevant. record the concert's decibel -, ERROR-FREE TYPING tics, it is possible the tuition symposiums, lectures, dra­ These sections prohibit 'loud, 3 p.m. "Closet Queens both from the department level. Sponsored by the hike could produce as big a matic presentations, films, of philosophy. unnecessary, excessive or un­ a fashion show and musi­ and Clones: WWI to the SHudent Entertainment Com­ surplus in funds at the end of 8 p.m. "Elmer Rite, usual noises', in the city of mittee, it will feature the cal programs, the festival Present," Fashion Show Coral Gables. UM's next fiscal year. But Eugene O'Neill and the new Dion and the Dutch rock AT VOUR will examine those events and Tea. Produced by ERRORITE BOOKSTORE American Theatre" A "Consequently, only sub­ band, Focus. again, the surplus would in and people in American Sheila Natasha Simrod jective and arbritary determi­ history since the First Friedman (slides and mod­ symposium. Jeanne Wolf, no way affect a future raise WPBT-TV producer. Other nations have been made as to World War that have els), at the Lowe. the limits of sound permissi­ in tuition. made the greatest impact participants to be an­ 8 p.m. "A Tribute to nounced, at the Lowe. ble before it becomes 'loud on succeeding genera­ noise.' The net assets of UM, as tions. Ezra Pound," Professor • Tuesday, March 6 shown in the report, total Josephine Johnson depart­ 3 p.m. "Treatment of "The custom in the com­ THE UNIVERSITY OF HAIFA about $184 million including Admission is free for ment of speech and direc­ Arthritis, Then and Now." munity seems to Interpret those members of the UM tor of Chamber Theatre, A symposium. Partici­ things as 'sound' before 11 IN ISRAEL a campus plant worth $133 "Family." Tecosky, at the Wesley pants: Wilbur Bleckman, p.m. and "noise" thereafter. million and an endowment The events are: Foundation. M.D. and John Talbot, According to the Coral Ga­ fund of $28.4 million. M.D., at the Lowe. bles city attorney, this has is offering a special one year • Friday, March 2 #) Saturday, March 3 10 a.m. "Man's Final Endowments may be used 3 p.m. "Woodrow Wil­ program in English in fields by the University for general Frontier: The Oceans," A symposium at the Lowe. son and America in World expenses or specific purpos­ Affairs," Professor Louis 8 p.m. "An Evening of Jewish. Israeli, and Middle es, according to the wishes of Gerson, chairman, depart­ with Lawrence ment of political science, FINISH - DEGREE the donors. Ferlinghetti: Prophetii University of Connecticut, Eastern Studies starting Voices in American Poet­ at the Lowe. "The University of Miami ry." Mr. Ferlinghetti will IN continues to have one of the read his poetry. Flamingo 8 p.m. "An Evening of BRADFORD/lonoon. October, 1973, until June smallest endowments when Rallroom at the Whitten the UM drama depart­ Union. ment, directed hy Richard Major in Urban Studies beginning in your Junior year. 1974 compared to other major pri- Complete your bachelor's in only one year including study v a t e universities," Cohen LLaiKTHTt?.tt?.7.TT?.T TTT77TTTTT T TTT 777 in London with trips to the Continent. APPOINTMFNTS says. "The fact that it has Apply now for June '73 - August '74 program. operated within a planned For Additional Infortunium and Application* Limited enrollment — Coeducational. program of balanced budget­ Write to: ing is certainly to its credit." Write: Urban Studies Admission, Bradford College, Bradford, Mass. 01830 (near Boston) The American Friends of 1586 Haifa University UNISEX MAORUGA AVE . HAIRCU1TERS CORAL GABIES 500 Fifth W. — Suite H02 SHAGS New York. 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VJMN\W(T: anyone who believes in one of the This country's ideals and assump­ major constitutional provisions — the tions of freedom were built on the The. Sorae&n Get*^ Sound Ordinance, First Amendment. foundation of the First Amendment — This sacred The right of free press, free speech, amendment pro­ the right of the citizen to know about Is It Irrelevant? hibits . Congress his or her government. **W O.YA.Tu\V,6A and the President But, "Now more than ever," the It appears that the University has been strictly from making any pressure is on. law "abridging abiding by a law, specifically, a Coral Gables ordi­ the freedom of nance that does not now, and never has existed. speech, or of the press." Jerome Baron, a specialist in com­ The ordinance, or rather the supposed ordinance, munication law, states that we, the was responsible for curfews on campus concerts. It A major event tA u involving the public, still hold a "romantic concep­ Msk 1%M "*- f « has long been believed by students and administra­ press and a set of tion of free expression, a belief that tors alike that by order of the City of Coral Gables, secret govern­ the 'market place of ideas' is freely ac- all concerts must end at 11 p.m. It was discovered ment documents PULFORD cessable.... To those who can obtain flit.'.+.or. recently that no such ordinance exists in Coral Ga­ about the Vietnam War — the access to the media of mass communi­ cations, the First Amendment case law bles. Pentagon Papers — established a pre­ cedent. The government under the furnishes considerable help. But what With this one misconception out of the way, Nixon administration attempted to of those whole ideas which are too un­ rw^r, (x* fed* there is still room to dispell another. It has long been ban the publication of the papers by acceptable to secure access to the The New York Times. media? To them the mass communica- believed by the student members of SEC and the ad­ t i o n s industry replies: The First St-VvJCaA.dAS | "v>V^n iTovKitl The New York Times acquired these ministration that it was the residents of Coral Gables Amendment guarantees our freedom CUT* V^Ofafo* J living close enough to UM to hear the music who documents through Daniel Ellsburg. This man is now on trial for what the to do as we choose with our media. •Mr* ScV\o*\ were complaining about the levels of noise. government considers "treason." He Thus the constitutional imperative of free expression becomes a rationale Although there are some Gables residents who believed the public had the right to *• %+** ** itot. ******%% know. So did the Times. for repressing competing ideas." r«*Aes arc Vta* do complain, there are many students who find the The Associated Press provided a amplified sounds of a rock band to be a nuisance. The New York Times argued that leading case when it contended that "it is in the interest of the people of "restraining it from using monopolis­ rW»*?r Tf«tsrtAVA ^ ^.?f*-»6i),^»f>*.<«»>«. lit*, i^ Cw *«,.*., Perhaps the University is within its rights to pro­ this country to be informed." The tic business practices amounted to k duce concerts with sounds of substantial decibel lev­ First Amendment states — that the interference by the government with ers even past the 11 p.m. "curfew," but it must be government is the servant of the peo­ freedom of the press." remembered the University does have neighbors who ple: what the government does is the public's business. "To protect the free­ deserve consideration, not to mention our own dom of the citizens so that they know student residents who are owed consideration; curfew what their government is doing, and to or not. dispute it if they wish, and to keep the Richard McAloon government in the hands of the citi­ zens to whom it is responsible — it was for these purposes that the First 9 Amendment to the US Constitution Where s Surplus was adopted. Not for the press as Hebrew, Wasp Organisations Clash industry, but for the citizens." The Justice Department argued Really Going? that "the nation's security will suffer immediate and irreparable harm," if In Battle Of Cultural Assimilation Chuck Gomez's analysis of the financial report The New York Times continued publi­ cation of the information in the moves us to ask many questions concerning what Petagon Papers. Elaine May's new film, "The emphasis upon appearance, facades amusement and hilarity due to her surplus figures and statistics students are expected to The government also stated that buy. Heartbreak Kid" could be considered a and even ritual ceremony. own and Mr. Simon's comedic talent such an inclination could lead to code modernized version of the outstanding in this event is only symbolic of a breaking by the Russians and that the Elaine May is particularly con­ The financial affairs office says the real "Fiddler on the Roof," which celebrat­ previous disavowal of religion and tra­ "publication endangers the confiden­ cerned, however, with deterioration "surplus" is $231,995. not $1.07 million. This is ed joyously and dition and yes, the human and the per­ because $844,156 of that amount goes toward "desig­ tiality of communications with other and even rejection of the Jewish heri­ sonal by all Jews. entertainingly var­ tage because the primary concern of nated unrestricted current funds." governments." Yet there was and is "no evidence that national security is ious aspects of the almost everyone now is directed to­ For some the ceremonies continue These funds are designated by the Board of in danger." Jewish culture ward materialistic aggrandizement to be a happy charade or a pleasant Trustees to be for specific purposes. The biggest However, this hazardous provoca­ and religion. and the new "god", money and the masquerade and Elaine's May's inclina­ chunk of the funds goes to the "Hospital and Clinics" tion of the First Amendment by the The "Heart­ new "heaven," now an advertiser's tion is to preserve the Jewish tradition classification for the revenue and expense of the U.S. government was that it did not break Kid" with a fantasy including all the modern con­ yet the rejection of it by young Jews Medicine Professional Income Plan. These funds are like what was published. This is com­ Mr. 1^ marvelously veniences, a surreal vacationland and the hypocrisy of older Jews not available for the general operation of the Uni­ monly called in other parts of the •i funny script by hopefully, a blonde "goddess" compa­ disturbs her. versity. Neil Simon, also world, by the United States govern­ rable to the extremely lovely and The entertaining satirical venom is defines touchingly ment as censorship. talented actress Cybil Shepard. also unleashed against the WASP soci­ Our question: If the hospitals actually made and sensitively Another classic example of our ety, which not only distracts but de­ more money, according to the report, than it cost to the Jewish dilem- She portrays splendidly the vacu­ run it, why divert funds without even knowing if government trying to by-pass one of ous beauty, who is produced in a soci­ thrones everything and everyone not the most basic stipulations of the U.S. 1M t|(|M\ ma of attemPtin8 there will be a deficit? IwcAIAJUii i retain one's ety adoring physical appearance yet oriented to the development of some Constitution, also during the present 0 luxurious Utopia. tradition, culture and religion in a destroying those former values and It seems rather premature to divert surplus dol­ Nixon administration, is occuring with norms producing the human and thus lars in this manner without knowing how a budget the proposed legislation by the White world which is sometimes hostile. a true loveliness. So this touching film, humorously will in effect turn out. The Hurricane feels the ques­ House concerning the television . So, although Elaine May explores displays all that is synthetic and tion of the Medical Professional Income plan has not media. President Nixon, through the This separation between appear­ superficial in our society. been adequately explained to students. artistically the modern Jewish cultural ance and reality produces not only the mouth of Dr. Clay T. Whitehead, is and social milieu with obvious admira­ Everything from Miami Beach to proposing legislation that would make superficiality and sterility in places As the financial affairs office sees it, the excess tion and respect; there is a pervading like Miami Beach but, also in our own the attempt to substitute money for of $231,995 was reduced by setting aside the $844,156 local T.V. stations responsible for the satirical humor about the sociological love is mocked comically through the objectivity of news shows. Though lives; this is Elaine May's satirical as a reserve for medical liability insurance as a form and psychological results of confront­ contention. direction of Elaine May. of "self-insurance." In addition the next excess of this may seem reasonable and logical ing a materialistic and secular society, $150,000 was added to a reserve fund for "future in word form, this is an incredible which encroaches upon the Jewish She also concerns herself with the Eddie Albert is marvelous in his contingencies." punch to the TV media and its first heritage, just as the Russian Czar and phenomenon etched recently by Golda portrayal of a wealthy banker, insist­ amendment right to free press. military establishment did in the Meir, the Israeli Prime Minister, when ing that the world revolves around As we see it these extra funds are affording a All or most local television sta­ award-winning "Fiddler on the Roof". she said "I am not religious yet my Ju­ "hard cash" and in one of the most comfortable cushion of dollars which students, justifi­ tions subscribe to one of the network daism is all I have". This is the feeling funny vignettes tries to bribe the suit­ ably so, angered at not being told specific figures. news shows. This makes it impossible Certainly, that film depicted the possessed by Elaine May's protago­ or of his exquisite blonde daughter Even the Hurricane, the students' voice on campus, is for local TV stations to be responsible reality of prejudice against Jews in nist, acted convincinly and charming­ into accepting $25,000 rather than being left in the dark. for the nightly comments of Reasoner, Russia during the 19th and early 20th ly by Charles Grodin until he con­ continuing the pursuit of his daughter, centuries and so does Elaine May's A press conference scheduled with local media Cronkite and friends. If the govern­ fronts the dream, created by the ad­ the advertiser's dream girl! Eddie Al­ equally brilliant film. and Eugene Cohen is being held this morning at 10 ment wishes to control the TV media, vertising media the teasing yet haunt- bert's character is more than merely a comic prototype of the wealthy infatu­ a.m. to clear up some of the questions we have pointed there is no better way for under the It is far more, however, and al­ ingly beautiful blonde "Lolita". ated only with their wealth; he is, also out. The Hurricane was not invited. proposed legislation a station could be ready it is being compared to the This produces a quick rejection of the symbol of the residual antagonism "dropped" from the air if the govern­ much celebrated and very popular It is hoped that in the future administrators real­ all he formerly venerated as sacred and yes, prejudice remaining among ment feels that it is not adhering to Mike Nichol's film, "The Graduate". ize that a clear cut understanding of financial "responsible objectivity of news and valuable. He "Bombs Away" on those, not only insisting upon the pre­ problems is not only a student's privilege — it is a show." In other words, the President Both films indict, frequently hilari­ his five day marriage and leaves his dominance of material luxury and right. would have the power to control what ously, the deterioration of human val­ wife and traditions. So Elaine May's wealth but the extermination of all the is said and what is not said in news ues and the emotional and personal point communicated very effectively elements contrasting to that inclina­ comment. confusion associated with the and poignantly yet provoking much tion. MIAMI III RRICWESTAI I Judaism is one of those and thus the determined courtship of his daugh­ Pwbi hed <*m. wees.!/ during the academic year Fran Peterman Ccpyrgnt 1968 by 'he University ol M,am. ter by the Jewish "hero", who has iUndergraduate Student Body rejected everything evokes scorn for Copyright 1971 by the U'vers.ty ol M.ami the "newlywed" and the "Easterner". M. MI it JJ WHVtMITT OF HIIMI, CORK Califs FlORIOt 33124 Campus Parking Lots Need, Clean-up The continuing clash, however is Th* HURRICANE is written end edited by the students o( the University ol between the two cultures, the Jewish Miomi Editonol Kami h«r*in or* not neceisonly those of either the UAA lo- and the WASP or better the human cutty or admin.strotion. Every automobile owner or driver drive up to 960 cafeteria. Besides the the rubbish and unpaved streets of the and the traditional against the main parking areas. Here, car owners FRICBUOlf « MIlM.oMI/ fill I'llMIII must occassionally face the reality lack of designated parking areas, materialistic and impersonal. Even KHiltir \..nrldtr I ililm Hil-ini'-- M.llt.li: r that one morning he is going to find those available are strewn with bro­ must be sure to lock their doors and if this film, "Heartbreak Kid" is infected Vw« Milnr |i,,,,. H..in....., his auto incapacitated in one way or ken bottles, beer cans and trash. The possible encase their cars in an im­ r term,,. I ,1 n I.aurn Hi. Iinmiiil with the inability to truly confront the permeable acrylic bubble. I have heard Lnlertauninem Lititnr i I r*UM another. Any per­ parking area in front of the adjacent human issues of the remaining preju­ >pi,n. 1 it.cur Km aVran son who parks his apartment buildings is a sandy mess cases where persons have actually dices against Jews and the comple­ I .i|i> l.tliliir Mike »i.|, i,,(,..«.kl without paving or marked stalls. If the scraped some object (a rock or key, Photo l.diiaar Hrutr P*)HI«r vehicle in any of mentary reluctance of Jews to be as­ Adteritaino. Manager John s.gnr.un the UM parking rains fall heavily, cars can easily get perhaps) across the entire length of a i no -ttii similated into a disjointed culture. ll.ll MM.I- II... II I, • .. lots must face this stuck in the mud, or worse yet if car, destroying the paint job. One »-..- I,. I u,i I.an Faiatn.ai, fate or those even parked anywhere around the tributary trusting friend of mine constantly left It is difficult problem, most recent­ worse — includ­ to Lake Osceola, the cars might sink the door to her Volkswagon opened. ly presented in the intense Jewish dis­ |a*at iealn Harh.ra M...I. ing vandalism or into the waters below. When her husband went to check the pleasure with the highly popular TV removal. Although the Pearson-Mahoney spare tire, he found it gone — disap­ program "Bridget Loves Bernie". - S'toOeefMrnt J, ''" ". ' '. V I,,..,. Residents of Complex provides an adequate num­ peared — more likely stolen; and as he which attempts to combine styles of {,.,:•.':.,.,., '-'•»- 5*« a ber of parking spaces, the areas are reminded his wife, "I told you to lock life. , t the 960 and 1968 ZCXu^, ,;',;•;. " •""•"" ' Complexes battle decadently abused. On most any day the doors," she stared back in disbelief • ••ft tM .WIRT. r,0I.O!l! .,.,,Hl'."lMfl,HTtH' At the conclusion of the "Heart­ Man,. — „<,, pm ||.,n,aa... I.|| kopf day and night to one can tour the lots, finding large — "Who would want to steal anything MSM Htllliami.rHl.HV DaUtaUMfla. Bill I.... break Kid", a film deserving much Da. id Raiiraara •,,„„, H... ahl.m. procure parking empty bottles of Spinada, shattered from me?" V. I M.„|. |l„. J.mHaal.n.la.n PETERMAN praise, the Jewish "hero" is depicted rVaSaa.a «aa «i.i,S|.H a Im.l. l.-.ll, spaces. This year, bits of glass and cans of various sorts Cars frequenting the poorly-kept, .flt"IIIIU (DM HILINC IMIHISIMM.M »IHtllO as alone and isolated in his new ,H and sizes. A seemingly abandoned ve­ glass-laden parking areas often return *»V'' X.lrK.tl. students initated the practice of park­ environment. Jl*. KM t U . home with flat tires or blow-outs. The I llMHMl Iff*- | ,'',,„ ing wherever space is available. Fear­ hicle adorns the north lot where spac­ «,jlH.r. • 1.1-.. MiMM ing that their car will be towed away es abound and students take up two inconsiderate persons who deposit So are we all until we discover the Itihii t NTH- » \l I * \H\\«.I It if parked in a loading zone or a fire spaces to protect their prized posse­ their trash where they should be park­ solution, a human one, to the present I' >l.l< t insistence upon a sham and illusory **»nior ItjHftM-fl G^orjfp >outh*orth lane, residents drive up onto the grass sions. ing their cars should be fined for their Printing and Oraphi* * VriUi-nr. Norman Kn-ki and sidewalks, leaving their cars in Visitors and commuters are greet­ thoughtlessness. Something should be luxurious paradise, as an ideal to be F inane I* I \d*i»or H tlliam \|u(l the most imaginative places along the ed daily by traffic jams and, of course, done to clean up our streets!! strived for. 1 Fri., March 2. 1973 THE HURRICANE f Warren Ira Click ' ' ' " ' • mmamaLmmmmmet^am Where Is Nation's Heart? Open Letter From V.P. Butler

Where upon I question the morality and humani­ or any other rule. What is democracy? Who is democ­ UNIVERSITY Of MIAMI ty of war, the frustrations and anxieties of an in­ racy for anyway? COR»l GABLES, FLORIDA MI2» habitant of a war torn nation, actualized with the re­ The United States cannot continue to advance ality of a complete physical disenchantment, where is their warring ways on other nations of the world. We fOa STUDENT AMaiaa. our nation's heart? can not, in good conscience continue as the policeman February 27, 1973 How easy it is to think of the world; a fantasy certain egotistical individuals about, or hear about, a people in Washington decided is the best position for our OPEN LETTER TO STUDENTS being bombed, terrorized, and nation. I wish to take this opportunity to express my appreciation and slaughtered. We, on another side There is no justice; what is the justice for the that of the Division of Student Affairs to all who were respon­ of the world, sit back in our people of the world? Justice is just a word. So is sible for making this year's Carni Gras program the success fantasy world of modern technol­ peace. A piece of paper cannot promote peace. Only that it was. ogy, computerized feelings, and deeds and actions can do that. What words are there This program, which was initiated on our campus by Chi Omega calculated decisions and impose that can comfort a mother who has seen her husband sorority in 1938, has now become one of the finest yearly tra­ our thoughts onto other peoples. ditions at the University of Miami. As one dimension of thai killed, her children starving and home demolished? tradition, the program generates significant sums of money for How easy it is to think about What democracy does she see? many of our student organizations and student activity facilities. peoples locked in a struggle that This year over $36,000 was raised. Of this, a substantial portion We read in newspapers everyday how villages will be distributed to the various student organizations which is not based upon their own bene­ and cities were being destroyed by bombs and dis­ sponsored booths. We are hopeful that approximately $8,000 will fit, but the benefit of others, ease. What did we really feel? What about that per­ be reserved for the much needed improv- In our student thousands of miles away. For son whose house was just leveled to ground? What facilities. those are the people who are the scapegoats, those do you feel when a plane flics over head? For the peo­ A second dimension of Carni Gras1 ricli tradition relates i-rt The are the people who have no voice, those are the peo­ ple of Southeast Asia, for the past twenty years, it opportunity it affords for student leadership development on our ple who want to live in peace, any peace, for those campus. To be successful, this program requires the talents of was a sign of destruction. A sign of fear, a sign of leadership of hundreds of University of Miami students. This are the people that know no peace. death. year, their efforts were coordinated and supervised by the Carni Gras Executive Committee under the able and dedicated chairmanship In search for morality, an excuse, or any justifi­ We are so abstract to the emotions of the peop­ of Steve Ackerman. cation for this nation's action is just non-existent. les of a warring nation. We talk about them. We re­ late to them as to what we think they must feel. We The final dimension of this fine tradition relates to the quality There is no justification, no humane reason for the of University life which we all are striving to improve each year. implementation of any self perpetrated and crucifia- feel for them. This year's program was not only fun for those who attended but ble injustice. But it is possible that they do not want to live through the positive interaction of the people in attendance, it under a Western Democratic government, structured contributed significantly to our overall sense of campus community. To justify our means in the name of peace, free­ as in part to the American way of life. Have we Again, my congratulations and appreciation are extended to all of dom, or democracy is to indict the entire society that learned that Vietnam does not want to be another those who contributed so significantly this year to the Carni Gras we live in. To contradict everything that we believe, American dominion, copying our every action? We tradition at tha University of Miami. but to act in an insane and inhumane manner is repul­ made the decisions. We decided what was best for sive. For the people of Southeast Asia, or any other them. We bombed their cities, we bombed their vil­ Sincerely, warring nation, there is no democracy. Because lages, we bombed their provinces. We tell them we American troops are being relieved from Vietnam and are doing it for them and looking out for their \JjJ Jl. immm f^QsXJu. four parties to an agreement have signed a peace of interests. William R. Butler paper, means nothing to the citizens of Southeast Vice President Millions of lives have been lost in the name of for Student Affairs Asia. The paper is the same that was created twenty freedom. We have decided that all nations would real­ years ago. It's the same paper that could have been ly prefer to live in a political system and social soci­ WRB:rv signed four years ago. What does that piece of paper ety such as ours. After all, we are the United States hold for the people of Asia? Will that paper permit of America. Aren't we? the peoples of Southeast Asia to live in peace? After A western American democracy. We know no Sprr'fl" .ndrp.-4.nt iwlirnatHWaaf aillimatfjC all, that is all we really wanted for them. The paper is cultural borders. All people want to be like us, want An equal npparluititv amp/mar as good as the people that signed it, and after fighting to live and survive the way we do. All people want to for twenty years for a cause, how long will that paper live with freedom, in peace and with justice. AH peo­ "Vlv.-V.. ••T.^'l ««M JSfflWilfflrW iW1«»f»''

By TRAIN tion of Rock concerts within their premises.) Plus, there are often inconveniences caused by long Of T*ie entertainment stall there are people who will buy dope from people they don't delays between sets, people rushing towards the stage, and know. We have the responsibility to protect our patrons from There are two main factors that seem to haunt every Promoters cannot make enough money utilizing the limit­ inassive over-crowding. those people." discussion on the subject of Miami's concerts: (1) Miami's ed seating capacity of the Miami Beach Auditorium and Con­ He summed it up by saying, "the trouble comes from a lack of a modern, suitably facilitated hall specifically for rock vention Hall and, as a result, they are forced to use Dania's concerts, (2) the numerous incidents ot aliened drug abuse Nevertheless, for several years these two forums have handful of selfish drug dealers who don't care what they are Pirate's World or the Hollywood Sportatorium both having an faithfully served Miami's concert-bound audience. However, celling. I have no quarrels with police officials . . ." ert-goihg patrons, and the police's reaction to that extremely large audience seating capacity. (The only other dilemma in recent months, Broward County police officials, increasing­ But Leon disagrees with this view, claiming that police alternative is the Jai I.ai Fronton which is, unfortunately, re­ ly alarmed over reports of widespread drug abuse have begun are just as intent on catching the users as they are on getting served for its native sport throughout most of the year.) a policy of stopping and searching people who enter any the sellers. Because of the conflicts between the Sportatorium The flrtt problem seems to be of greatest concern to the Broward concert area, (namely, the Sportatorium and Pirate's management and the local authorities, (which include fire de­ local promoter and the people who actually attend the events; The physical aspects of these two locales are similarly World). Purses are emptied, cigarette packs are searched and partment officials as well as police), he advised Ladd Framer while it's the second that has captured the attention of local bleak enough. Both are large enclosed arenas bounded on police authorities. in many cases boys must remove their high boots. against doing a recent Byrds concert. both sides by long rows of bleachers. The main area of sitting The concert did go on, though, and according to Leon, is encompassed by a large cement floor, roughly the size of a So, in having to contend with one problem, audience and the event was marred by tension and anxiety due to police The truth is that the two situations are cioselv related, football held. promoter must now face another: having one's person subject intervention. making conflicts inevitable between all interests involved. to a police search. Leon claims that while there may be a need for a small Craig Leon, former associate of promoter Ladd Framer, (Unfortunately, any band making an appearance on the police presence, drug dealers can effectively be thwarted by a and now working with Orrion Ltd. (a Miami based booking eight foot high stage usually causes the entire crowd to stand, Leas Campbell, one of Miami's most successful concert promoter's own private security, provided they have some and recording outfit), outlined the situation thusly: "Quite in which case the tallest people are the only ones able to see. promoters, defends the police procedure, saying that the trou­ simply, there is no hall in Miami large enough to accommo­ knowledge of drug abuse. Those who do remain seated often retaliate for lack of visual ble is with drug dealers and not the local authorities. "You don't have to call the cops — that's ridiculous," he date a major group attraction and the crowds that it would compensation by repeated cries of "sit down!" in which case draw." said, adding that Orrion plans no major shows here as long as the hearing abilities of those who are able to see are similarly ". . . People have died as a result of a handful of selfish the present situation persists. (For various reasons, most local halls forbid the presenta­ impaired). drug dealers", Campbell said. "We must face the reality that Broward police officials were unavailable for comment.

'Hokus Pokus' Focus, Dion Play Ferlinghetti Dramatizes Poetry

By TRAIN Britain's prestigious Melody Linden on drums. 01 The Entertainment Statt Maker newspaper. Tonight at 7 Student Dion is one of Miami's Entertainment Committee Focus began their exis­ favorite performers. will present what should be a tence some four or five years ago as Brainbox and a couple Whenever 'Teenager In most interesting and diverse of albums were issued under Love" or "Runaround Sue" program. First there will be that name in the U.S. by came over the radio waves in the legendary Dion, who Capita] Records. Then came the late fifties, a million and starts things rolling on the a reorganization within the one teenage hearts were bro­ patio. group and with it a new ken. At that time Dion was name. As Focus they have not long out of his native At 8 the crowd will ad­ had two stateside releases as Brooklyn, but already he and journ to the Ibis for a read­ well as a new double LP by his group, the Belmonts, ing by one of the Under­ the group and a solo record were the Rock n' Roll idols ground's most distinguished by leader Jan Akkerman of thousands. poets, Ferlinghetti. (both were released recently for the European But Dion DiMucci was At 9:30, back on the patio, market). more than a pop star. He was tbe top band of Holland, the a serious young man who amazing Focus, takes over Their latest American disc, helped conceive a major Dion: Composer-Musician on Patio the spectacle with their par­ MOVING WAVES (Sire Rec­ metamorphosis for Rock n' ... of seven tonight ticular brand of dynamic and ords), has already attracted Roll of that period. The Bel­ exciting high-energy music. them a small following on monts put out a lush, melod­ these shores, not only ic, but highly exuberant ham, Martin, and John" stir­ A reunion at Madison While their yodel infested because of its inclusion of red the nation with sad la­ Square Garden between Dion pile-driver "Hokus Pokus" is sound, far removed from the "Hokus Pokus" but mainly harsh blatancy of their ment for its heroes. and the Belmonts was also currently doing time on for the flashy, skillfully greatly talked about and, so stateside radio, Focus is only predecessors. Since switching labels (Co-' constructed instrumental lumbia to Warner Bros.), he successful was it in fact, that now denting the shell of rec­ composition contained The Belmonts survived, it was recorded and recently ognition that has eluded has Put out a number of throughout. through to the early sixties highly acclaimed albums and released on Warner Brothers them so far in this country. and then went their separate as REUNION. However, in Europe and es­ Is now generally regarded as Focus consists of Jan Ak­ ways. But Dion continued to one of the most stirring and Together with a new pecially in England, this fine kerman on guitar and bass; be a strong force in popular combo is one of the hottest prolific "Folk Rockers" collection of his greatest hits Thijs van Leer with organ, music. His music had around today. He has done on Columbia, it is once again Focus: Leer, Kuiter. Akkerman, Van Der Linden — Tonight groups around, having mellotron, harmonium, flute, mellowed and become deeper recently been dubbed "Most many gigs both here and in making that singularly ... Melody Maker* 'mo*t promising new banrV and piano; Cyriel Havermans and more sophisticated. In Europe, where he is tremen­ Promising New Group" by 1968 his smash single "Abra- named Italian kid from on bass; and Pierre van der dously popular. Brooklyn a house-hold word. Rat Asks SEC Film Soc. Shows Corman's 'Von Richthoferi By BILL KELLEY Underlying the plots of al­ Von Richthofen and a young Brown (Don Stroud) is the For $7,000; Ol The Entertainment Matt its aerial sequences, which the New York Times' "Best most all of Corman's movies Canadian, Roy Brown, who first of the countless, anony­ "I feel that a film is really are among the best of their Films of 1971" list, will be is a series of statements fought for the British), the mous warriors so on to come type ever filmed. In this, Cor­ shown in color at 7:30 and a two-way street, that you film becomes a sensitive against repression and in World War II. The fact man's highest-budgeted pic­ 9:30 tomorrow night in present something and the analysis of the chemistry be­ Differences Ensue hyprocrisy and an attack on that they are each aware of ture, he and art director Beaumont Hall. Also on the audience brings something ll i n d the last so-called their identities, and that both the increasing mechanization Jimmy Murikami (Yellow bill are some classic cartoons By SCHUYLER PULFORD and the net result is the "chivalrous" war — which know this is far from being SEC, also, allocated of society. Inevitably, all of Submarine) utilized only full- from the 1930's, and a pre­ Of Th* Hurricane Stall meeting between the film was shortly replaced by a $1,500.00 to Focus — a Corman's heroes are doomed "The War To End All Wars" size, working World War I view look at Eyes of Hell, the The Rathskeller, meeting Dutch Rock Band with a new and the audience." new age of warfare. gives the film much of its by the environment in which planes — no miniatures, no 3-D horror movie which The with Student Entertainment single "Hocus Pocus." strength. their individuality — phony special effects. Film Society is presenting Committee on Monday, re­ Melodey Maker, England's quested $7,000.00 for pro­ 'Rolling Stone,' named Focus So says Roger Corman, the whether for good or evil — Von Richthofen (John Phil­ Von Richthofen and Brown Roger Corman's Von next week. Admission tomor­ ip Law) is the last of the gramming. They were told in their reader's poll as the youthful, prolific director of makes them outcasts. From is also notable for the aston­ Richthofen and Brown, row is one dollar and refresh­ that SEC could not allocate great Teutonic knights, while ishing beauty and power of "most promising new band of 50 American films, whose Vincent Price in House of which was one of 10 films on ments will be sold. one penny for the lack of an 1972." best work, Von Richthofen Usher to Peter Fonda in The SEC financial statement. and Brown, will be presented Wild Angels to Don Stroud The Student Entertainment Committee gave Dion by The Film Society tomor­ in Bloody Mama, Corman's "But SEC would like to do anything in its power to help $1,000.00. row night. heroes' only salvation is their The Rathskeller boost its at­ talent for facing the inevita­ tendance," Raven, SEC chair­ Dion, billed as the New bility of their fate. man said. Dion, came out recently with The above quotation — or a new album — Swlte for any serious analysis of com­ The committee is willing to Late Summer. He has gone munication attributed to Cor­ Von Richthofen and from teen-rock to folk with Brown — which was re­ sponser dances with local man — tomes as a surprise bands, but refused to supply such songs as "Abraham, garded with high critical Martin, and John." to most filmgoers, who know esteem upon its release — additional funds for other Corman only as the man be­ continues the pattern, but programming. Laura Morgan, hind the first color Poe thrill­ Rathskeller Program and Dion and Focus are ap­ with an artistic virtuosity pearing tonight. and maturity that no one had Personnel Director, was told ers, an off-beat satirist, and a that SEC had approached the purveyor of violent gangster heretofore associated with On March 30, SEC will Corman. The story of the Rathskeller in September, epics. But there is much but was refused at that time. host Vince Vance and the two flying aces of World Valiants at a cost of more. War I (Germany's Manfred Fungus, a UM School of $2,000.00, if the group will Music rock band, was sched­ accept this amount. uled to perform yesterday, but it is boycotting the Rathskeller. Ford Winick, He Responds To Kelley Fungus manager, demanded The Rathskeller will fea­ money as they had already ture the following next week: Friday, Mar. 2 — Happy The following I* a performed once before in the tion the effectiveness of Rat for free. Hour; beer at 25 cents. 4:00- letter regarding Bill the ridiculous, antiquated, 6:00 kelley's article of and absurd censorship policies that now exist. "The Rat has no money at Tuesday Mar 6 — Applica- 'Cane Utuc Ii bruary all at this time for program­ t i o n s for lntercollegiale 27, about Ihe harm Viewing sex on the ming," Morgan said. "What Festival of Music due of 'It' rated pornogra­ screen for 'thrills' or can we do, attendance is off phy and violence. arousal may be a bore to and SEC has no money now. Thursday, Mar. 8 — some or exciting to others, I hope the dances, which will Auditions 7:00-10:00 p.m. but a film consisting of start in two weeks, will bring Festival of Music. To the Editor, forced rape, sadism, and the under 21 people. Only the Friday, Mar. 9 — Semifinals gory torture, even if its students can make the atmo­ at 9:00 p.m. Happy Hour 'only a movie," is sickness. I was glad to read Bill sphere and save the Rat from 4:00-6:00 Kelley's review and com­ It makes me wonoder becoming a class room or of­ ment on Last House On what.sort of people the fice building." Saturday, Mar. 10 — Finals The Left, and am glad he censofc really are of the Festival of Music had the courage to ques­ Paul A. Buckley SEC came to the rescue The festival has three cate­ John Philip Law Star* in WW I Drama 'Von Kirhthofen Ami Brown' and bargained a $60.00 gories — Acoustic Folk, u . . . tilm Society run* film 11>inor11iii night contract with Fungus Singles and Doubles — Folk- manager Winick. Rock, Group-Electric. i I Fri., March 2, 1973 THE HURRICANE Mothers Of Invention Do Concert, Tomorrow By MAI which afflicts everyhody Of The Entertainment Stan over 12 years of age. Once in awhile, the city of Miami is lucky to get the The Mothers' technical ge­ chance to see a rock concert nius, perceptive communica­ that promises nothing short tion with their audience, and of an outrageous auditory exhilirating repertoire, have and optical experience. all combined to make them the most original and unique As we all know, there is rock group in our day. nothing normal about Prank Zappa and his Mothers Of In­ Zappa's roots delve in the vention. Zappa has been an classical, dip into hard core innovator in the avant-garde jazz, and use 1950's bop-a- pop idiom since his initial ef­ reebop rock to get the fort FREAK OUT. message across. The highly inventive violin of Jean-Luc Frank Zappa He has consistently Ponty will be present, George ... innovator written, arranged and record­ Duke (of Cannonball Adderly ed excellent music that has fame) will he on keyboards generally been misunder­ and Synthesizer; the amazing word. I'm sure that Mr. stood by the mass, but the Aynsley Dunbar will drum it Zappa knows exactly where MOTHERS' live performanc­ out, and various members of Miami is at, and anyone es are always full of contem­ the Grand Wazoo will possessing any head at all porary absurdities performed cheetus awrcetus awrightus will find Ihe Mothers amus­ and played in the most taste­ (the group will be on the vir­ ful manner. tuoso level). ing and amazing. Zappa is a genius, and it is This concert will take a rare event when a genius The Mothers have estab­ place at Pirates World start­ comes to Florida. He has lished altogether new stan­ ing at 8 p.m. featuring FOG- indirectly contributed to dards of pop music all along. HAT (formerly members of medical research, as he Their live performance is Savoy Brown) and the unru­ foghat Appears At Pirate's World with Zappa And His Mother at 8 p.m. strives to eliminate libidinal known to be a "happening" ly, and umbrageous Mothers . • . certainly an tibii»rmill concert, not to be mi**ed detumescence, a malady in the pure sense of the Of Invention. 'Trick Baby' Intelligent Film, Celebrated Artist Here The renowned internation­ the Library of Congress. held on Sunday at 3:30 p.m. AT STEAK & BREW, al artist Ira Moskowitz will Moskowitz's latest work has in the Quadrangle Galleries A Likeable Black Effort be making a rare appearance been his magnificent figures of Coral Gables, 1546 S. in Coral Gables this coming and landscapes relating to Dixie Highway, (across from Hassidic life. His works are WEAR WHATEVER week-end. Mr. Moskowitz U.M. next to the Riviera By BILL KELLEY It should also demonstrate respectable reflection of a pure examples of great art. Theatre) Admission is free. Ol The Entertainment Stall to critics of the current black particular cultural idiom. has just finished collaborat­ exploitation pictures (of ing with the famed Yiddish In addition to Moskowitz - TURNS Larry Yust's Trick Baby, which genre Trick Baby is The "trick baby" of the author Isaac Bashevis Sinner answering questions on Art, Now thru Sun., Mar. 4 which is currently at the very much a part) that a title is a young con artist on a fascinating new text Literature and his new book, Miami Theatre, is an entitled HASSID1M. The there will be a rare showing black movie doesn't have to who uses his heritage (black JOSE MOLINA'S YOU ON! intelligent, very entertaining, book contains over 80 draw- of drawings, paintings and set its sights at the artistic mother, white father — but and, to me at least, altogeth­ i n g s and etchings by etchings from Mr. BAILES ESPANOLES er likeable new black movie. level of, say, Sounder to be a with all the physical Moskowitz with the text by Moskowitz's own collection. characteristics of the father) Singer. This appearance will be to lure white investors into Opens Tues . Mar. 6 Steak & Brew is an various snares — eg., buy­ Ira Moskowitz became a thru Sun.. Mar. 18 informal kind of place. ing valueless ghetto land.for Guggenheim fellow in 1943. NOW! He then went on to receive • No need to dress up. exorbitant cash sums that he Everything you has devised with his black international acclaim for his Be comfortable, relax and art and books on the Indians always wanted to SANIY LEONARD partner. of the Southwest. The Ameri­ let our food turn you on! know about DENNIS NIMOY The diverse schemes to rip can Indians moods are displayed by Moskowitz's student travel* ALL THE BEER off "the Man" (the unseen brilliant oils. His works are yet ubiquitous force which represented in museums all but were afraid to ask in YOU CAN DRINK all blaxploitation heroes over the world which include 'A pitcher ot Sanqna ot a AT caralt ot R«d Wine on the houie, combat) are as funny as they the Metropolitan Museum of Art, Museum of Mexico, and 6 RMS RIV VU Concerts Could Be are fun, even when Yust gets Across the Universe ALL THE SALAD a bit excessive and tries to STUD!NT TRAVEL BUREAU YOU CAN MAKE A Big Court Issue more out of the plot than is 8930 BIRD RD. Ptrformince Schedule: there. Even with the credibil­ 223-6472 Tuesday thru Sun. at 1:30 MAN-SIZED IF CORAL GABLES POLICE interrupt, or stop another ity strained, though, there is Ultima* Wed. I Sat. UM concert, without specifically stating, or giving good inter­ no reduction of entertain­ * Europe on $2.65 a day CHARBROILED pretation of Coral Gables sound limits, it's possible for them ment. * Summer jobs abroad «f2P.ll. SLICED STEAK * Foreign study programs to be brought to court. COMPLETE $ Trick Baby possesses all — * Cycling tours all for 3«95 This is due to the vague description of sound law ordi­ or at least most — of the al­ * Youth and student air SPECIAL STUDENT nances. most comforting stock ele­ PRIME RIB fares and tickets Fresh Fish, Seafood & other ments of its genre: lots of DISCOUNT Specialties from $3.25 It has been uncovered that the way the noise ordinance pretty girls (black and white) DINNER _ who count for nothing sub­ of Coral Gables is written, only arbitrary determinations can Including . .. l^WRJa, MON. i TUES. ABE PARTY NIGHTS AT STEAK 4 BREW be made as to the limit of sound permissable before it be­ stantial, an expensive array Prastnt Your Student Card of crisply-tailored clothei • Soup iV Initr ^k^sP' comes noise. (which you know will be im­ • Tossed" Salad in Parian at tha Oai Office OUR REGULAR $4.85 «•) AP ' ? Hour Priar ta Partor- BONELESS SIRLOIN IS J. J J When contracts are drawn for performing bands at UM, mersed in blood before the Crouton the 11 pm curfew is specifically written in. This is because film is over), flashy, imprac­ • Choice of Potato manice for 50% DISCOUNT tical cars, etc. UM has stated that they are abiding by a Coral Gables restric­ • Individual Loaf No Advance Reservation* OUR REGULAR $4.95 t-| AC tion. The question here is how did they arrive at this restric­ of Bread" ROAST PRIME RIBS ARE J.J J tion in the laws when the ordinance they are referring to Trick Baby's humanism Accepted however, is something I have • Deep Dish Apple 'Jiia doesn't exist or, mention for sound amplification? Subjact ta Availability not come to expect from the Pie • Coffee.Tea or Milk Kevin Poeppelman, Speaker of the UM Senate said there genre. At one juncture, for Call 444-9831 Is no guideline given for sound limitations, and that it's not example, as the two con men Special Free Dinners For For Information right for police to come on campus because of the complaints Children Under 12 Steak E-BrEu) are gleefully spending their they've received from the community. ill-gotten wialth, Yust sub- FRANK HUBBELL The Greatest Eating & Drinking Public House Ever tlely intercuts one brief scene AND OPEN FOR LUNCH* & DINNER "We've made every effort to work with them in setting of the wake of an elderly THE STOMPERS f Ml ill n 'Miami Sprifi|S: 4453 N W. 36th St. *S. Miami 8495 it, 132nd St. up a reasonable sound limit. Yet, they're not willing to coop­ white businessman, dead of a H.i'.nd.H: 1000 S. Fedenl Hwy 'ft Lauderdale. 2W I. Sunrttt IM erate," he said. SATURDAY SPECIAC heart attack after losing his 11:30a.m. VOOp.m. Catch the Act at Steak & Brew The Coral Gables code is so vague, in fact, that birds savings in the heroes' last BUFFET LUNCH I ClxVw I1S4 Listen and dance to exciting new- chirping after 11pm are in violation of the sound ordinance. coup. Although the rest of sounds at every Steak & Brew, nightly Trick Baby had found the ALL YOU CAN EAT 3500 AAoin Highway (except Mon.) 8:30 to midnight. ^^ BE CAREFUL NOT TO turn up the volume too loud on audience happily shouting . 5 On* Nickel .5 M Miami, Florida 33133 your TV, or radio Friday night when, at 11:30 WPLG-TV, and cheering the picture Channel 10 broadcasts a concert starring B.B. King, Melanie and the Guess Who. If you've got a stereo FM, turn down the along, there was silence dur­ sound on the tube and set your dial on WBUS, or WSHE and ing this scene and for several GATI1YS i If you can't beat em. listen to the show in stereo. moments afterward. •as w «tth st. (Palm Spring* MM*) Hleleeh Hawks says. Phone.823 4354 drive 'em crazy! AND FOR ALL THE KIDDIES, Peter Pan will be broad­ As Howard "That's good, And that's Open 7 Day*. cast, (uncensored-for-television) at 8 pm. on WCKT, Channel 11:30 a.m.-1:00 8.01 7. The famed fable stars Mary Martin and Rex Harrison. hard to do." H Memory Lane: "I won't grow up . . . JANE FONDA I don't wanna go to school. . ." And: MIDNIGHT SPECIAL "If growing up will be to me, beneath my dignity snei to climb a tree. I'll never grow up . . ." THE ELECTRIC ROCK WESTERS! YARD MIDOLE EAST CUISINE SHISHKEBaB GREEK SALAD EL GRECO RESTAURANT Ze\Cfa>4e\A !SUNSE T 23 16 Hollywood Blvd Broword 920-8546 * nirn ' i Hollywood Fla Dade 947-3222 *j „ n 8 N COLD BLOOD Max von Sydow as * Youll Una JANE FONDA • DONALD SUTHERLAND -%-5 „/,*—•* J.wl,k-*m.rif • Prim* Sfk, thfi, U» CvilMt «W PETER BOYLE ."STEELYARD BLUES" • *fcsfww*» Print • ttmieto* *«.»««' fnllh Ihi Co-Starring GARRY G00DR0W • HOWARD HESSEMAN • JOHN SAVAGE

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Canes Seek Gator Meat This Weekend 'Canes Romp 9-0, Miami Hopes High Face Florida Next To Stay Undefeated By LYNN MARSCHKE the challenge round be­ tennis team. 'They will The University of Florida Hurricane Snorts Writer sides Rasgado. undoubtedly be the Gators roll into Miami for a The University of Miami Neal Edwab, 5-9, 1S5 Southeastern conference tennis team, facing a major pounds, freshman from champions this season," said two game series this rebuilding year in 1973 ac­ Roslyn, New York. The the veteran coach, who won weekend, but in all probabili­ cording to head coach Hale number two player in the his 250th match of his UM ty it will be a peaceful series lewis, takes on one of its ROY BERGER Eastern juniors. career yesterday when his with none of the fuss and toughest opponents tomor­ Hurricanes downed Florida Sports Editor Andre Zietsman, 5-10, ISO fanfare that surrounds the row when they play the Uni­ pounds, freshman from Jo­ International University in versity of Florida at the UM their first encounter of 1973. football hatred of these two courts heginntng at 1:00 PM. hannesburg, South Africa. South African junior dou­ "The Gators have two tough schools. bles champion in 1970. freshmen at one and two, Florida, a mediocre team Was the number three Grey King and Mike Borling, last season whom the Hur­ and a fine junior college Don't go out to Mark Light ricanes defeated twice (7-2, ranked junior player in his Field this weekend expect- 1073 unbeaten streak to five ting then when we start hit­ country. transfer at number three in In a row. 6-3), had an exceptional Juan Diaz. ting a lynching, a good fight ting the ball we will be that recruiting year and is ranked better off!" Alvaro Fillol, 5-10, 150 "There's no doubt about it, or even a rendition of the ninth nationally for 1973. pounds, sophomore from Alvaro Fillol Returns Serves 'Cane Head Baseball coach (Miami is rated 12th best in they will be tough tomor­ "Flop," the 'Canes are simply Ron Fraser doesn't feel that One guy that hasn't been Santiago, Chile. Played for row." ... number 4 single* player goe* for Gator the nation.) They come to Miami as a freshman last interested in extending their any of the bad taste left be­ hitting the ball at all is third UM tennis stadium Saturday tween the two schools from baseman Gully Poitier and year. Is the younger broth­ the football mess will have looking for their first win er of former Hurricanes there has been some specula­ ever over a Hurricane tennis any effect on the baseball tion that Fraser will put him Jaime and Esteban Fillol. battle. team. Sakae Yoshii, 5-7, 125 on the bench this weekend to pounds, junior from make room for Wayne The Hurricanes, mean­ "We've always had a good Tokyo, Japan. Was a walk- rivalry with Florida, but I Krenchicki, a hot stick, at while, have experienced sev­ on tryout player and made short and putting the regular eral major problems since the don't think it has anything to it. Played in many junior do with the football situa­ shortstop Jim Crosta at third. close of the '72 season. They events in Japan. losi their two top players, tion. I just think it's the But Crosta it is feared Eddie Dibbs and Raz Reid, Joe Globisch, 6-1, 150 institutions that possess a might have a touch of the flu when the two decided to play pounds, junior from Coral natural rivalry and beside and is listed as "probable" professional tennis instead of Gables, Florida. Played for there are a lot of Florida for the weekend. returning to Miami for their Coral Gables high. Was alumni in this area. The final season of college play. the number four singles games are always a good bat­ In any event Fraser said player for the Hurricanes tle," Fraser noted. Wednesday it was too early Then promising junior Joe to know about any changes Globisch came down with most of last season. Benito Schoen, 5-11, 170 This year's "battle" might but in defense of Poitier he bronchitis and missed some said, "I'm sure Gully will valuable practice time earlier pounds, freshman from be a little different though Mexico City. Rated as a than the Ones that have oc- come along, he is too good of this year. He had been ex­ a player not to." pected to play in the number fine player. Will be fight­ cured in the past. Over the last couple of years the two singles spot after Dibbs ing to gain fifth or sixth One thing Fraser is sure of and Reid left. Globisch is still singles spot. 'Canes have tended to domi­ is his pitching plans, for to­ a little weak. nate the series with UF, but night at least. Six of these players will Fraser expects things to make up Miami's starting tighten up this time around. Most recently, Joaquim "Rick Patrylo will definite­ Rasgado, the man l-ewis was lineup against Florida tomor­ ly go tonight," he said refer- counting on to play number row. Lewis hopes lhat he will "I was speaking with their ing to the 'Canes mound one this season, took sick have Rasgado, a 5-9, 150 coach (Dave Fuller) the other corps ace. Patrylo (1-0) post­ and medical reports indicate pound sophomore from Rio day and he said they proba­ ed a complete game win over he may have mononucleosis. de Janeiro, Brazil as his num­ bly have one of the best Florida State and then was If so, Rasgado will be out for ber one man, but that will be clubs they've ever had this coasting to a shutout against .determined by the results of season," Fraser said and an indefinite period of time. Photo bv JIM DALY Jacksonville before tiring in medical tests taken on Joa­ added, "they have a veteran the stretch, running into With these developments, quim to see if he does have Witt Beckman Moves Away From Jacksonville Pitch club with depth in pitching ninth inning troubles and coach Lewis found himself in mono. . . . leftfielder will hopefully be leaning into Florida to»*es thi* weekend and they are currently having to exit a strange position. "For the "We have our work cut ranked 12th in the Southeast. first time in the fifteen years out for us this season That's As for tomorrow's hurler I've been coaching at Miami, for sure," Lewis said. "We "I expect them to have a it looks as if we'll be having real good team, but as I said Fraser would like to go with have a tough schedule ahead Bob Bartlett. three freshmen starting at of us. We play the top team pitching will be their major the one, two and three sin­ Last Year's Starters asset," the Wizard replied. in the East, Princeton, the Bartlett relieved Patrylo gles spots," Lewis said calm­ Atlantic toast Conference last week and went five in­ ly in his office recently. "It champions North Carolina Fraser though has a lot of nings giving up two hits looks as if we'll go with Tavo with their two All-Ameri- confidence in his troops and while posting the win. Martinez at number one, cans, the South West Confer­ Are This Year's Squatters he should after the way Says Fraser, "Bartlett is Neal Edwab at number 2 and ence champions in Southern they have started their sea­ Andre Zietsman at the third son to date. valuable to us as a relief Methodist University and By LARRY MORGAN pitcher, but we can try him spot." squads like Trinity, last Murrltana Snorli Wrlt*r • Lewis has ranked his "We've had three real as a starter and see how he year's national champ and a Three former starters on does. Rick Floyd has looked players on the basis of their Florida State team that the Hurricane baseball team good exciting ballgames. I individual performances in a think these games will make real good in relief, so possi­ should be much improved. have been riding the bench bly we picked up another re­ challenge round, where they this year without starting a us a better ballclub by the way we have fought back," lief pitcher and can look at played matches amongst "I think we will do well game. themselves. His top seven he said noting the two Jack­ Bartlett as a starter." though, because we have fine Kim Siepe and Joe Di- sonville games. and a short biographical young players who will do Falco, who were starters last \ sketch on each follows: the job for us. If we have year, and Dean Fuko who M In the first JU game Miami Rasgado, we'll be that much has started the past two was ahead by three runs in BASEBALL BITS: To­ Tavo Martinez, 5-9, 146 tougher still." pounds, freshman from years are ail out of starting the ninth only to have the night's game will start at Dolphins come back and tie 7:30 and tomorrow after­ Mexico City. Was the only Most immediately on jobs. player to go undefeated in it up before the 'Canes noon's will get underway at Lewis' mind is the Florida Coach Ron Fraser sai-d that showed a lot of poise and 1:30 ... WVUM will air his starting team has not yet won it in the 14th inning. both games with Marty Con­ been decided on, and that he Dean Fuko Joe DiFalco And in the second clash the nors, Marc Goldberg and Roy il still juggling his lineup Kim Siepe 'Canes of course came up Firestone doing play by plav Sakae Pressured finding the best players. with seven runs in the ninth . . . 'Canes have two mid­ "No one has won any posi­ •second guess." he said. "I, "After my hitting the past play because he wasn't even to pull out the squeaker, 9-8. week games Tuesday and tions except for Castillo and 'suppose there's some who two years and after I was In out to the practices until Wednesday nights against St. Gonzales," Fraser said. still have to prove them­ the top five in the summer about a week before the sea­ Says Fraser, "we haven't Joseph's at home ... Because Of Loss Only time will tell who selves." league I played in, 1 don't son started," Fuko said. been hitting the ball that Centerfielder Kim Siepe 1 will win the remaining start­ DiFalco said that he'll just feel he (Fraser) could lose But Fraser is still juggling well yet, but we've been win­ suffered a broken nose when By BILL GARDINER 'keep on trying to get his job, confidence in me," Fuko said. 'his players to find his best Hurricane Snorts Writer ing positions on the squad. ning. I keep thinking if we he was hit by a pitched ball back. "He didn't even see me starting team. can win when we aren't hit­ This past Monday the Hur­ "We've only played a cou­ in Tuesday's practice. ple of games, so we've still "I'll just keep the attitude ricane tennis team may have I've got now and stay in. suffered its biggest loss of got a long way to go," Fraser said. shape and by the end of the the season when the team's year I should be in there. number one player, Joaquim For the players who are Rick Floyd Pitches To Key Relief Role Rasgado. was hospitalized. now out of the games and on "You never know, maybe someone will go into a "On Monday, Rasgado was ihe bench the season seems BY PAT DONINGER Floyd is one of the more been a little more precise, admitted to the UM Health like it's dragging along al­ slump, or there might be an Hurricana Soorti Wrltar pleasant surprises for Fraser injury, or something like and careful to hit the corners Center," Coach I ewis ex­ ready. It looked as though it was this year, coming to Miami If the game were closer. plained, "and we're afraid Siepe who played center- that." DiFalco said. going to be a very shaky from Broward Community that he has contracted field last year isn't pleased • There is one thing that is season for the Hurricanes College, where he held the "Unconsciously I take it a mononucleosis. If so, Joa­ with the idea, but feels that tough to take with his posi­ this year; a year that could lowest ERA in the state at little easy when I don't feel tion now. have easily received the fam- 0.43 with 61 innings of work. the tension in a situation. I quim may be lost for up to he just has to go along with know I perform better when eight weeks." whatever Coach Fraser says. • "It's not so bad if you ilar label of a "rebuilding pe­ riod." On the mound for Miami, the pressure is on." As a result, greater pres­ Sakae Yoshii "I don't like sitting on the know that you're the next Floyd held Jacksonville sure has now been placed on one in line for the job, but I Rick Floyd knew that his a a a frOSl ^linlll bench, but the guy who's UM lost most of their key scoreless for 423 innings, outing on the mound last the other members of the playing now (Manny Trujillo) don't know where I'm at. I which gave the Hurricanes •don't know how far I'm players to June graduation week was crucial for him, squad is just better than me," Siepe with the exception of three the chance to rally for seven and the pitching role he One man who appears to steady plaver, but a tremen- said. "I'll just have to take down on the depth chart," starters in the 'Cane lineup. runs and the come from be­ DiFalco said. might assume for the Hur­ thrive under such pressure is dous competitor as well." my chances." hind victory in the ninth in­ ricanes in the future. Japanese newcomer Sakae Sakae, who was a waik-on "Nobody's happy sitting After starting two years in Head Coach Ron Fraser ning. Yoshii. to the team, is also rather on the bench, but Fraser's a row Dean Fuko is now also and his recruiting staff had "I expected the starting The 6*1" Floyd had a tough . ... \ / *, The twenty-three year old ambivalent about his future. playing the best team he's on the bench . . . most of the their work cut out for them pitcher Wally Pontiff to go fall in the pre-season prac­ native of Tokyo was first "If I can improve enough got, and there's another good time. He has been the Hur­ as they tried to fill the gaps most of the game," Floyd tice, and was hit hard. So Rick Floyd taught the fundamentals of and maybe get some breaks, team sitting on the bench," ricanes designated pinch left on the ballclub. said. "I wasn't sure if he'd go this relief appearance on the . .. »harp addition tennis when he was eleven, hitler hut this isn't where he They came up with two with me or not, but I was mound loomed even more 1 would like to stay in tennis. Slop< said. important for his chances. by his father, who played However, I am majoring in is most happy talented freshmen and eight hoping." sinking fast ball, slider, and He said that he's going to Junior College transfers with professionally in India. By finance and would very much try and remedy the situation "I'm not a pinch hitler Rv "In the Fall I wasn't get­ curve. He considers Ihe slider the age of eighteen, Sakae valuable experience on their Fraser made the right like to be a stock broker." by just sitting on the bench ,the third inning I'm as cold move and brought Floyd in ting the hall down, which his best pitch. was the topranked Junior in Yoshn also BBBertBd that side to form the Hurricane seems to be my biggest until he's asked to play. at the plate as when I started attack. as the third Miami hurler of like most pitchers, Flnvd Japan, and a few years later the game of tennis is grow at batting practice before the problem." Floyd said. "But I he other players, DiFalco, So far its proven deadly as the day. The coach made would prefer to pitch, but decided to enroll at the UM. trig rapidly in Japan, second game," Fuko said. I'm pleased with my perfor­ Fraser has different ideas for Yoshii spoke candidly (former third baseman) and the 'Canes' have knocked off three other beneficial sub­ only to baseball in populari­ This, he said will hurt stitutions in that unbeliev­ mance against the Dolphins, the right hander. about his assets and ty Fuko, (the 'Canes right field­ the number two and four and 1 should see a little more er last year) are somewhat his performance over the ranked baseball teams in the able victory for the 'Canes. "1 like to play and I can deficiencies on the court "We have many public course of the season. action now, since the coach see more action as a starter," "Well. I am not so tail or tennis courts, and private more upset than Siepe is. South, Florida State and "I didn't think we had a knows I can come through DiFalco's "public opinion" "By the middle of the sea­ Jacksonville. Floyd said. "I began the sea­ powerful, so I have to rely tennis cluhs as well. With so son I won't be worth any­ chance to pull it out, but for him." son last year as a starter for mu-inly on my quickness. I many people as we have in is perhaps Coach Fraser has "We'll continue to do good there is always that one Bill McClain, Miami's as­ lost confidence in him. thing," he said, "the lack of this year, if our pitching Broward, but I wound up as just try to return the ball, Tokyo, we need them." competition will really hurt remote possibility." The na­ sistant Coach, has been a reliever." comes through for us," Ju­ tive right handed hurler from and let the other guy make Sakae also casually men- "I thought he (Fraser) had me." working on Floyd's pitching. Fraser hopes to use Floyd the mistakes " 'i>at he is a dedl faith in me as a hitter, nior transfer pitcher Rick Hialeah High said. McClain's the type of coach Fuko said that he doesn't Floyd said as his number one reliever in When asked fn r his student of both judo and ka­ because I thought I proved •see how Fraser could lose "I would have pitched a that keeps pushing you to the weekend series against Impressions nf Yoshii, Lewis rate'Hopefully, against ninth myself last year," DiFalco "We have more pitching different kind of ballgame if work harder and practice, « onfTdenre in him as a hitter. than most good college Florida starling tonight. Bob offered these comments. ranked Florida on Saturday said. it had been closer when I since that's the only way to Bartlett who usually 1B (he LM year Fuko hil 288 and teams, and if it holds up like came into the game." Floyd "Sakae is one hell of a afternoon, he'll only have to ' "My pride was hurt most as a sophomore he had a .283 work yourself out of a bad number one bullpen ace, will worker. He's not only a resort to his racquet. it should, we'll go all the way said. streak. •ly, but it's not my job ta average. to Gastonia." be the starter in tomorrow's "My pitches would have Floyd relies mainly on a game. Fri., March 2, 1973 THr HURR/CANl

HENRY SEIDEN Castillo May Get Record Walk Tonight Asst. Sports Editor B> LARRY MORGAN go by on a 3-2 count, but I go he'll finish his last year Hurricana iporls Wrltar up thinking offensively. I here," Fraser said. This Friday night Benny swing at anything close. Castillo. the Hurricanes Castillo said that thinking "He's got two chances left second baseman has a chance offensive is a definite aid to for the draft (next waiter to break Bobby Flynn's rec­ his average over the season. and again in June 1974) so ord of 79 career base on this won't be his last chance Frosh Take balls. "A walk doesn't count in for it," Fraser said. Until Tuesday though, the batting average, so you Castillo wasn't even aware of might as well swing away Fraser said that Castillo's the record when you're up at the plate. extra playing over the sum­ "What record? I didn't If you look for a walk it's no mer has really helped him. even know about the record good because they don't "He played with outstand­ The Spotlight count," he said. until just now," he* said. ing players and on good "You like to get into the teams, and he gained confi­ When George Bernard Shaw said, "youth is wasted records any way you can, but A real wizard at second dence," he said. on the young," it is quite obvious he hasn't seen the I'm not going to try and get a base, Castillo is one of the Miami Hurricanes play baseball. walk just to break the rec­ few players who is virtually So far this season Castillo ord. Over the course of the assured of keeping his job hasn't had too good of a year Youth has been a main fac­ season you get walked any­ this season. at the plate getting only one tor of the 'Canes' brilliant, way, it's just a matter of get- The junior from Miami also hit in 11 trips to the plate. undefeated start so far this sea­ t i n g the bad pitches," toured with the United son. In the clutch situations, the Castillo said. States Collegiate All-Star He said that he's working younger members of coach Ron team in Japan last summer. on his hitting though, and t Fraser's squad have been the Coach Ron Fraser views In 1971 he played with the that he expects it to improve ones to come through. the record as meaning that United States team in the soon. Castillo is judging the pitches Pan American Games. The cold weather has been Take, for example, last Sat­ good at the plate. a factor in the prerformanco urday's come from behind, 9-8 When he turns 21 this of all the players so far this victory against Jacksonville. "It means that he's looking spring Castillo will then he year, but once tbe weather Photo by DAVE GOLDSTEIN Freshman shortstop Jim Crosta the pitches over and knows eligible for the pro draft starts wanning up and the drew a walk to open the bottom Benny Castillo L*uhea Hit in Nicaragua FRASER the strike zone," Fraser said. which is held in June. He team -starts playing more . . . hut his power for drawing walks will become history of the ninth with the 'Canes "It also shows that the op­ was already drafted by the often. down 8-2. Singles by Orlando Gonzales, Manny position is pitching him care­ Chicago Cubs, but turned it Playing only once a week Trujillo and a walk to Vaughn Flick made it 8-3. Then, fully." down to remain at Miami. hurts the players more than with one out, sophomore Kim Siepe smashed a double anything. to left-centerfield that cleared the bases. When Castillo goes up to Coach Fraser said that he "Once we 'start playing After Joe Difalco walked and catcher Ralph Ed­ the plate he goes up with a is definiately good enough lo more often we'll get better Cuban Players Figure wards singled, Siepe came home to make it 8-7, Wayne confident offensive attitude. play for the pros, and that he because as the season goes Krenchicki, a Freshman, knocked a pinch hit single to expects him to be here next on and you start playing ev­ right to tie it all up and Rick Pollack, a sophomore run­ "I go up swinging," he year, too eryday you get used to the ning for Edwards, scored on a wild throw on the play to said. "It's easy to let a ball "He's a great prospect, but pitching," Castillo said. provide the winning margin. Into Three 'Cane Wins All in all freshmen and sophomore were InVloved Five members of the Uni­ In five of the seven runs that inning. versity of Miami haseball Hurricane Women End Up team, all of Cuban heritage, "In most cases, we don't expect a lot from fresh­ have hcen key figures in the men," Fraser said, "but when we go after outstanding success of the Hurricanes so freshmen in the Crosta and Krenchicki class, then we far this season expect them to help us right away." On Winning Side Of Slale Miami's record stands at a perfect three wins, no losses So far, that help has been very timely. By PAT DONINGER thing can happen on a given mostly on conditioning and with a big two-game series Intramural Writar day." sv.imr.iing in meets," Hart­ coming up this weekend with The women's intercollegi­ The Miami team has been man said. "We don't do University of Florida Friday Preseason polls of coaches in the Southeast rated ate swimming team has criticized for swimming much stroke work, but we (7:30) and Saturday (1:30) at the top college baseball teams as; completed it's regular season agaiflfll a lot of the high hope to in the near future Mark Light Field. Miami defeated Jacksonville twice 1. South Alabama play in it's first year at UM schools in the area. with the use of Coach Bill on the winning side of the "I don't feel it gives us a Dial's closed circuit televi­ and Florida State, two of the 2. Florida State (lost to Miami, 5-1) , top ranking teams in the na­ pool. Their record was 5-2. big advantage," Hartman sion system employed for Manny Trujillo Orlando Gonzales 3. Mississippi Doug Hartman, last year's said. "Girls reach their peak that reason." tion. 4. Jacksonville (lost to Miami 4-3 and 9-8) captain for the Hurricanes, is in swimming at an earlier Ihe girls work on building Latin players Benny 5 Miami directing the waves for the age than men Women are at strength, but they do not Castillo, Orlando Gonzales, among team regulars, and he ning single helped UM score girls team. Hartman is shar- their physical peak around work with weights. The Manny Trujillo and Ralph also leads in stolen bases, seven runs to overtake Jack­ These are probably the same coaches that picked age 16. perfect swimmer is tall, Ldwarcls have led the Hur­ runs and hits. His brilliant sonville in a last ditch rally the Washington Redskins over the Miami Dolphins in Practically the entire strong, and slim. ricanes to victory in all three play was the key faclcir in Ralph played haseball at the Super Bowl last January. swimming team consists of "There is one big differ­ wins. Jose Vega, a reserve in­ UM Victoria* over Florida Miami High, Miami-Dade freshmen from UM. The girls ence in coaching men and fielder, hasn't seen action yet State (5-1) and Jacksonville North and Stetson before should be a definite threat women," Hartman conclud­ but is expected to see playing (4-.U (9-8) loiuing UM this year. next year with the experi­ ed. "You have to be careful time as the season progress­ Manny Trujillo started a Sophomore Jose Vega Former Hurricane infielder Bob Flynn was at Mark es. Light Field earlier in the week to watch the 'Canes play ence and knowledge they with the tompermental fe­ triple play in the first inning makes his home in Miami a practice game against Ft Lauderdale Baseball School. have gained from Hartman. male, their feelings are hurt a Castillo, junior second of the first game of the year He'll bolster the varsity re­ "During practice we work little more easily. baseman, prepped at Coral against Florida State. Trujillo serves this spring after gain­ Flynn, who batted .303 last year, is now talking Park High and is in his third raced deep into centerfield, ing valuable experience with business with the New York Yankees. year of varsity baseball at caught the hall over his UM junior varsity a year ago University of Miami. Last shoulder, wheeled and rifled An excellent glove man with Last year, Flynn didn't have the opportunity to a perfect throw to second good range, he can play ci- Wilkie Leads Team year, he won honorable men­ base for a force out; and the play under the lights or on the Tartan surface. tion All-America recognition t her siitond. base or relay to first base ended the shortstop. "The field last season was a real abortion," he said David Wilkie, the 20 year old silver medal winner from after batting .323 with the Hurricanes' most thrilling gazing enviously at the new facility, "I really wish they Scotland, will lead the University of Miami swimming team Hurricanes. Miami Coach play in many years. Trujillo had this before I left " into the Independent Southern Collegiate Championships at Ron Fraser calls Benny "the has been the most productive SAVE MONEY & Doug Hartman Tallahassee Friday and Saturday. best second baseman in colle­ of Hurricane hatters, driving TOUR EUROPE Bob, being a third baseman, said the ground balls . . . women'* coach Wilkie won a silver medal in the 200 meter breaststroke giate baseball". Since enter­ in four runs in three games. ing UM Castillo has BY MOTOR-CYCLE hit on the old field took all kinds of crazy bounces. in the Olympics at Munich. He's rated as one of the top swim­ He played haseball al Miami Th* Most economics! way yetf mers in the world. Dave came to Miami in January and has improved each year and this Springs High and Miami- "That's one thing those infieldcrs won't have to ing his coaching position been sensational for the Hurricanes from the first day he dove year could become Miami's Dade North before joining H ..q.- choice Of all popular mum; new S with the UM law school, as a first All-America in baseball u'.'d m/cycles. keenly onced-ALl worry about now," he said, "they really have it made." into the pool. the Hurricanes this year. TAX FREE + ipeedy personal eervica first year student. since 1969. — we collect you from Air Terminal Full "David Wilkie has meant a lot to Miami's swimming senior Ralph Edwards Insurance lor Europe & irnpment bir« "I feel my girls work hard­ team," said Coach Bill DiU. "He has helped us mature." Castillo toured Japan with directs the UM team from his to USA arranged - or we guarantee re­ er than any men's swimming So far this season, Wilkie has set records in every indi­ the United States Collegiate catching position behind purchase. Miami Golf Continues team," Hartman said. "Their vidual event in which he has participated. He now holds rec­ All-Star team last summer home plate Already he has Write now tor full details. all in the pool for one reason, ords in the 200 yard breaststroke, the 100 yard breaststroke and played on the USA team proven to coaches that he GEORGE CLARKE (Motorf) ITO. fun. It adds a lot to the game in the 1971 Pan American can handle ihe catching job Eet. SO yaara and the 200 yard individual medley. 136-156 Brixton Hill. London SVV2 if your on a team strictly for Games. In three games this with cxpernse. His ninth in­ England. Tel: 01-6-" 32l| your own benefit and enjoy­ "He's swimming faster as he goes along, getting stronger season, Castillo has scored As A National Power ment." and is very confident," Diaz said. three important runs and "Everyday the girls are out "this week is the third week in a row that we've traveled leads the UM team in base By MIKE LONDON public relations; they can there working," Hartman and the boys are getting a little tired.'but they're winning and on balls. He needs only one Hurricana Jaorts Wnlar play a few rounds with the said. "Their very motivated are in good spirits," added Diaz. "We won this meet last year more free pass to surpass the Despite a budget one-tenth clients." and are very excited aboul and we're sort of counting on winning it again. I think we can UM career record of 80. of most competitors, the Uni­ Dr. Heuson has coached swimming well." do it as long as everyone stays healthy and keeps on improv­ First baseman Gonzales the team for the past 17 versity of Miami golf team Hartman hopes that the ing." played high school haseball SAVE 25%! years as a "hobby." He c ontinucs to field a national University of Miami can Wilkie is one of 12 swimmers who have already qualified at Miami High and later at power. recruits players, answering for the 1973 NCAA championships scheduled later this spring. Miami-Dade South. In his over 300 inquiries a year and come up the necessary funds "The idea that they can to send the girl's team to the Qualifiers include: Wilkie, Robert Thornton, Paul Bischoff, first year with the Hur­ play year round helps us get publishes the American Col­ Robert Van Der Merwe, Todd Ford, John Spire, Tyrone Tozer, ricanes, he. leads the team in legiate Golfer, a paper dis­ National, to he held in top players," according to Moscow, Idaho this year. Thomas Bacerra, Steve Lichtncr and divers Gary Myers, Steve four offensive categories coach Dr. William Heuson. tributed to 700 universities. McFarland and Scott Pierson. Diaz hopes to qualify a 13th after three games. Gonzales' Another project of his is to Pal Hines, Laurie Tafi, Currently, they rank IB and Melissa Barrett, and Alexia man before the NCAA meet arrives. •117 hatting average is bet) 7th in the NCAA after their get some of the matches on WVUM. This year Heuson Zurlis will be representing three tournaments to date. the 'Canes if they will take cites Don Schrack, Scott Car­ An important announcement to every ter, and Bob Danford as his the trip. Sue Peters and Mary A third place finish in the Griffith will be the divers on student in the health professions. Placid Lakes Invitational, freshmen recruits to watch. Even more successful than the squad. C-CN-33 first place in the Miami "We should do good in the Beach Fall Intercollegiate their male counterparts, the girls are the defending events. Hartman said "I'm tournament, and second in sure we'll finish in the top 15 the Florida Intercollegiate NCAA champs and have NEW SCHOLARSHIPS placed first or second, five if we swim up to par." show their ability. Heuson's "There is no telling what enthusiasm is high despite out of the last six years. The ARE AVAILABLE IMMEDIATELY. top girls Ann Laughlin. can happen in the world of that "we lost our first quad- swimming," The law student tranular match in three years Karen Gubin, Ann Chiarelli. and Barbara Deckler pla> Coach said. "Ninety percent just recently to Florida of the swimming game is THEY COVER TUITION AND Atlantic." April 15-16 in the Florida State Intercollegiate. psychological. Mostly any- RELATED COSTS AND PROVIDE AN March 14-16 the linksmen play the Port Malabar Invita­ ANNUAL INCOME OF $5,300 AS WELL tional and March 21-24 the golfers host the University of Miami Invitational al the RATHSKELLER Biltmorc and Le Jeune Courses. PRESENTS Along the way this season the Hurricanes play teams such as Texas with Brian Crenshaw, Houston, New ALTEC 887A ACOUSTIC Mexico and Florida, all SUSPENSION SPEAKER SYSTEM. which are among the top 10. 25' BEER If a steady salary of $400 a on active duty (with extra hard, expensive training. Beautiful cabinet in real oil walnut. June 23 the season ends with month and paid-up tuition pay) for 45 days. Naturally, Now we are in a position to the NCAA finals where will help you continue your if your academic schedule give you some help. Mail in Frequency response SO to 1 8.000 Miami hopes to better their EVERY FRIDAY 4 6 P.M. professional training, the requires that you remain on the coupon at your earliest Mr. Power rating 45 watts. This two No. 10 rank from last year. scholarships just made pos­ campus, you stay on campus convenience for more detailed way sysstem recently Vtop rated" of -and still receive your active information. Under the coaching of Dr. sible by the Uniformed speakers under SI00.00. duty pay. r Heuson, doubling as Head of Services Health Professions A'taaa: faapaa RaaavCaralttiai TUBORG. MILLER.HEIDELBERG. (DARK I Ha, A the Business School, top Revitalization Act of 1972 Active duty requirement* I llaivaraal City, Tataa "• '<" List S80 00 are fair. Basically, you serve I I 4a,ir, latarmattan If. tha t.Hnwi.f SALE '59.00 players Ken Hummel, Peter deserve your close attention. profram one year as a commissioned I n AnaT, n Mavsr H Ala r«faa» Vaa Ingen, Jim Stalarow, MICHELOB 401 ALL BEERS SERVED IN 12 Because if you are now in a I H Mart,*!. Oatanpailiia 'JDaatUl 1 VRariMr, H Poajaalrv* Wayne Huffines, Jim Klapper medical, osteopathic, dental, officer for each year you've I ~iO*tm • PWaaa aaaartf, I veterinary, podiatry, or op­ participated in the program, I (3rd in the Florida Interna- j OUNCE CUPS I HI-FI tional), Scott Rovenger, and tometry school, or are work­ with a two year minimum. I Mike Vendetti carry the ing toward a PhD in Clinical You may apply for a scholar­ I to ta •. hopes of Miami supporters. Psychology, you may qualify. ship with either the AYmy, ASSOCIATES 25'TAP WINES We wake it easy for yov to Navy or Air Force, and know I r»ay_ Though talented, few of that upon entering active MIAMI H0UVW000 complete your studies. You're 3180 BISCAYNE BLVD 5131536 4529 HOLLYWOOD BLVD 966 42b0 BBP^p the golf team alumni go on to commissioned as an officer as duty you'll have rank and pro careers. 15* SOFT DRINKS soon as you enter the pro­ duties in keeping with your I | T- fradiitta •• SUNIIMIO n uuomouE According to Dr Heuson, gram, but remain in student professional training. I !)••• nf hart* • 11219S OIXIE HWY 233 4160 4461 N ftO HWY 111 4223 "most nf the boys go into rut POPCORN status until graduation. And, The life's work you've cho­ I ™" lM»atkl I fatal CTa«a> high paying jobs after they I .yaatwtrr aaat •aajlasaAa aa A*T Paa during each year you will be sen f oryouraelf requires long, L graduate just because they Sunriind Showroom opon Sunday 12:30-5:30 were on the golf team COME AND CM JOY! Companies like golfers for TflrEWJR.WA.VF Fri., March 2, 1973 SM.A.S. Try It Again

By KEN ROSENBLUM The B class playoffs find and Wilson House, With a 1-2 Laughlin Is Named Intramural Writer Ihe Cows meeting Froggy record- meeting Roosevelt Intramural volleyball Hollow and TKE piaying Pur­ House. hampions S.M.A.S. will put ple Threads. All these H finished with 4-1 record and their title on the line as the The division D champion­ seem to be evenly matched. volleyball playoffs begin this ships will present Jefferson Monday, March 5th. The Last years G&I finalist; the House versus Grant and All-American Golfer squad which represents the Cleveland against Harrison Advocates head the field in By PAT DONINGER intercollegiate basketball athletics said. School of Marine Biology has the C division. The Lawyers House. These games will be Intramural Wrltar team did not fare too well in "Unfortunately we do not held the title for the past two play against the Delta Sigma played at 7:00 on Hie 6th at Ann Laughlin was named the recent Annual Florida have any kind of a recruiting years running. Trying to stop Pi while Mach III drew a bye. the same time as the class E to the All-American Colle­ Collegiate Athletics tourna­ program yet, as the men do the streak will be the Anti­ playoffs with Buchanan try­ giate Golf team. She was the ment held at Miami Dade lo try and attract the good bodies from the Medical LXA meets ATO in a divi­ ing to top Tyler and Railey third girl named to the team North campus. Ihe tourney ballplayet School. sion D game this Monday House attempting to displace Miss Laughlin is I fieslitnan this year was co-hosted by 1 he women's intercollegi­ with the winner playing Madison. Class F competition at the Universal) of Miami Miami. ate tennis team is in Forming a stronger team Sigma Chi who drew a bye. will put Reluande against from Riverton, N..I In the first game of the Tallahassee right now than normal this year, the The class I playoffs find the Pierce with the winner to laughlin won the 1972 tournament Miami was competing in the 10th annual white corpusles won their Merry Pranksters against the play Hoover House who drew National Intercollegiate beaten by FIU, and in the Florida State Invitational first championship ever in Commuters and a luckless a bye. Campionships in which 78 loser*! bracket they played a Collegiate Tournament. handball. Both squads show AEPi going against SAE. players from 37 Colleges tough game, but lost to Flori­ * * * 5-0 records in an intersting Don't forget, Competition competed. da A&M by eight points Any girl interested in try­ A divsion pairing. The lower In the MRHA lough .latk- begins this Monday, March Ti The UM women's Dade North won the tour­ ing out for the women's bracket pits "Next To Noth­ son House will go against at 4:00 on the intramural nament. Miami finished its intercollegiate softball team ing," and independent versus stfong Taft team. Also Smith basketball courts. first recognized intercollegi­ should contact Miss Isabella Zeta Beta Tau. The "Noth­ House will play (irosvenor. Table tennis kicked off this ate year in basketball with a Hutchison in the intramural ing" squad is second seeded All these first place squads <.ir I- End Basketball Season week using a double elimina­ 2-6 record. office, room SI04 of the in the A class and should were undefeated with 5-0 tion format. In the MRHA, ' Il was | good season even Student Union. . . . lose in final tourney of year reach the finals. records and should provide strong early winners were though we didn't fare too Archery will continue this stiff competition. Van Buren and Taft Houses good in the wins column," coming week on the intra­ Last years MRHA champi­ Van Buren downed the Hoo­ Ban«. Schimer, coach of the mural fields on Monday and ons Garfield House are top­ ver House Squad while Taft icam said. "We had a lot of Tuesday afternoons from 4-6 ''Canes Flop In Tallahassee ping the B dtvision against dumped Roosevelt House. positive feelings this year p.m. There was a slight mix Harding House. The bottom Other games find Lee House from the girls. They were • up in the shooting last week. Bracket finds Adams versus ousting Buchanan and Grant very enthusiastic group " The'Vumpetition consists of By MARK Al BIN ipants wait greeted and fun and I really felt a sort of Hurricana Saorts Wrltar Van Buren House. These House whipping Grosvenor. four rounds of archery, allowed tn rest for a few closeness with the other kids "We could be a good team games will be played at six Also Smith beat Jackson shooting six arrows at each On the morning of Febru­ brief hours. from Miami: most of the peo­ next year it some of the p.m. on March 6th as will House and Madison defeating playen from the two power- round. ary 13th, a small busload of ple from the other schools Some 250-300 students the C class games pitting Wilson while Tyler dumped learns, Uadc North and I ho single elimination pad­ twenty enthusiastic Miami stayed to themselves, Washington against Truman from other colleges around Belaunde \*uJ South, decide to come to the dleball tournament will begin students embarked on their though " this coming week. Interested the area were gathered at Isabella Hutchison University of Miami," Miss journey to Tallahassee. Ii Hutchison, head of girls arc still eligible to regis­ Florida State University that The women's division of a a a WOlUCIl's *W*XUtt ter in the intramural office worm inteixoiie. They were going to partici­ night for the opening bowling didn't fare too well pate in the Association of ceremonies. in this tournament and Cyn­ •Sam'4. PIZZA College Unions-International, thia related the thought that like most inexperienced com­ SPAGHETTI Region VI tournament games For three vigorous grueling days the heat of competition petition the girls just choked. SUBMARINES NCAA Notables And Quotables program. prevailed. SANDWICHES • SALADS Over all, however, trip co­ "I his is held every year in Cwrtctv NCAA New, ming champion Indiana looks twecn semesters. IU swim- Tom D'Amico took a first ordinator Jack Mauer wasn't £ fifteen regions all over the Oklahoma City Universitj powerful enough to gain its mers put on exhibitions for 15" PIZZA United States. in three cushion billiards, displeased by the girls poor had a 13-game win streak Itxth consecutive title this some dignitaries, including and Marcella Gradus placed showing, or the fact that no Seasoned emit, hememade alive over a two-season span iiuca, LOADED with 2.00 year The Hoosiers arc just King Constantine of Greece The twenty students were Marcella Gradus placed other UM students finished early this year and were jlist mouarella returned from a three-week and Crown Prince Juan Car- selected on the basis of their second in the womens Table higher than the three previ­ one game shy of equalling play during elimination tennis event. Phillis Young ously mentioned contestants. 7318 RED RO.. SO. MIAMI • 661-9331 training tour of Lurope be- los of Spain. the school record of 14 wins tournaments. also came up with a surpris­ in a row when SMU ended ing third in women's pocket Mauer felt that the trip the string. Coach Abe ; The categories involved billiards. was a total success because mons was asked if the team Intramurals On Sportsline were bowling, table tennis, everyone had a good time, Gasoline a a • I Oil might have been thinking too When asked what she the University of Miami was Lubrication A/V f\ i\ I I Service pocket billiards, three Tie,, IVXKJkJll iotterie. much about the streak when WVUM's (90 5) University Sportsltnes guest's this cusion billards, chest and thought of the trip, Cynthia represented, and nobody got it finally ended. "No," Abe Sunday night will be Intramural Director Norm Parsons, bridge (which no one from Salzman, a bowling contest-' sick on that long busride EXPERT MECHANICS fcaid, "all they wanted to and the director of mep'sMntennurals, Carl Skoog. Miami cared tn participate ant, replied, "It was a lot of home. SERVING THE UNIVERSITY AREA FOR w was 'when are we in.) TWENTY-THREE YEARS fgOing to cat?' " Parsons will join the regular hosts WVUM Sports UNIVERSITY SERVICECENTER * * * Director Marty Connors and Hurricane Sports Editor Approximately eight hours formerly . Roy Berger on the open phone line sessions where your after departure (somewhere Defending NCAA Universi­ comments and criticisms are welcome. around 3:30 p.m.) they ar­ SUNDAY BRUNCH Lemon's Mobil Service ty Division wrestling champi­ rived in the Travel Lodge in 6790 S.W. 57th Ave on Iowa State is having an­ bustling downtown other banner year, both m The show is on from 9-9:30 p.m. and the number to AND DISCUSSION 661-5841 Tallahassee where the partic­ the won-loss column and at­ call is 2S4 3779. tendance-wise. The Cyclones drew the largest crowd in collegiate dual-meet wres­ SUNDAY 12 NOON tling history on Jan. 13 when 10,268 fans turned out to U.M. FORUM WE watch a 29-9 win over cross- state rival Iowa. This Week's Guest: PRESENTS Danny Seigel The Big Ten. which always seems to win the football at­ tendance derbies, is also making good headway m THE DEAN OF ARTS & SCIENCES Jewish Bookmobile basketball. The 1971-72 cam­ paign produced a record ALL WELCOME average attendance of 11,036. So far this season, DR. HIVELY ADMISSION 75c after 55 home games, the average draw is 11,204 3 P.M., TODAY AT THE ROCK HILLEL JEWISH STUDENT CENTER * * * 1100 MILLER DR. Five-time defending NCAA (FRONT OF S.UNION) (across from Mahoney Hall) University Division swim­

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