What lies beneath Kong Studios....

By Hallo-japanese-

Submitted: September 23, 2005 Updated: November 12, 2005

The we're the biggest selling cartoon band ever, until silence came...2 girls explore their point of views as they break in Kong Studios-- A fanfic written by me & TheLittleGothofDisney!

Provided by Fanart Central. http://www.fanart-central.net/stories/user/Hallo-japanese-noodle/20734/What-lies-beneath-Kong-Studios ....

Chapter 1 - The break in 2 Chapter 2 - Hello my name is.. 5 Chapter 3 - All alone 9 Chapter 4 - Hand in hand.. 12 Chapter 5 - 15 Chapter 6 - She turned me on ;) 20 Chapter 7 - All alone in the winnebago (oOooOo) 27 Chapter 8 - Anytime you want to be mine 30 1 - The break in

Just to let you know, Wiu Lei is TheLittleGothofDisney's character & Nakaru is Tenshi_Noodle's character…

9:00 am April 2004

Surrounded by gravestones & dead zombie monkeys, a black van is parked outside, on stormy, grey day.

As the driver's door opened, a young girl stepped out of the van, dressed heavily in black.

She was not over 30, yet not over 20, but she was over 10...12 years of age.

Armed with a camera, a tape-recorder & a dagger, she strolled up the cemetery...to Kong Studios.

"9:00am Kong Studios; I've been dying to know, all these years, why has my favourite hiding in the darkness...or what has happened to them? And why hasn't 2-D answered his fan-girls emails?" she recorded.

Not very far away, a girl has parked her sports car on the other side of Kong Studios. She was tall & tanned, her fuchsia hair was tipped with jet black, she was a Satanist & not in the mood to be let down by the 'security' at Kong

"I'm glad I brought me trench coat, Murdoc baby here I come," she grinned, pulling her collar up to her chin and starting for the studio.

Meanwhile, the other girl had already entered the Lobby.

Gosh it was a horrible mess! Dead Zombies, broken bottles, rotten hamburgers everywhere!

"What's this then?" the girl recorded, as she filmed the scene. "It seems that I, Wiu Lei, have uncovered a Gorillaz hidden secret at last...their extremely, disgusting hygiene level!" she groaned as she kicked the dead bodies out of her way.

While she kicked her way through the dead mess, Nakaru was too busy cussing & screaming because she had mud on her sued boots,

"60 fracking quid these cost me, Satan on a stick, I'll 'ave to get me some more!" she whined, deciding to finish what she came here for, she approached the porch of Kong studios & banged on the door, hoping Noodle wasn't asleep or there would be hell for the Satanist. No answer.

"Must be round tha back, no 'arm in goin' in" she muttered, pushing the door open & walking into the filthy darkness.

"ARGH!!! Oh Gorillaz my idols, HOW CAN YOU LIVE IN THIS MESS??!!"

Wiu Lei nearly puked whilst screaming on top of her lungs. The Neat-freak made her way into the elevator, in search of the Gorillaz room. Too bad, the elevator was on its way to Russel's room.

"9:10 Kong Studios, in the elevator on its way to Russel's room, I can tell because the greedy sod left a trail of cookies...just like M.E.L said on that Phase One DVD." she said, whilst zooming the camera in to view the cookie crumbs on the floor.

"Sweet Murdocs...I wonder who's looking after the place?" Wiu Lei began to drift off in curiosity.

Not far behind…

"Gimme a sign of my Mudsy's presence!" she wined,

"This place gimme's the fracking creeps! I'm not alone either" She mumbled, looking at the muddy foot prints on the floor, her face lit up & she started to sing last living souls,

"HALLLOOOO?" she called into the darkness, "No reply? This must be bad" she whispered, pulling out her limited Murdoc figure & giving it a peck on the head.

It was worse than the lobby itself, Russel rooms smelt like rotten cheese, it smelt so bad that it made Wiu's eyes water.

"Just a few snaps..." she groaned in arrogance "AND I'M OUTTA HERE!!!"

Flinging the door open, as if her life was struggling, she collapsed on the floor in desperate need for air, closing Russel's bedroom door with her heels.

“Bloody hell, I ain't gonna go back in there again,” Wiu checked her Kong Studios map before she can go anywhere else. “Okay…Onwards, to the Backend!”

Nakaru replaced her figure into the side pocket of her bag where she could keep watch & look after. Nakaru once again followed the trail of muddy foot prints upstairs where they led to Russel's room, she paused out side. Was he in there? Or was she exaggerating? Maybe someone else was there, someone nosing around! 2 - Hello my name is..

In the backend was a room, fully engulfed by computers linked to all the systems of Kong Studios. Wiu carefully stepped over the tangled wires on the floor. Where ever she went, she filmed & recorded crappy info & details on her camera.

"Well, this isn't bad," she relieved. But she was wrong; suddenly she tripped over a thick wire, unplugging it making the alarm go off with a sudden BEEP!!!

Nakura followed the beeping sound to find the intruder, who was it? And what was she doing here. She stopped, facing the back of Wiu's head "who are you?"

Wiu turned around, pulling the dagger out of her pocket yelling "How about, what the frack are you doing here?!"

Nakaru spun round, spiting & hissing "Satan on a stick! Who dragged you from your grave? And what in 7 hells would you want with the Gorillaz?!”

"What in 7 hells am I doing here?" Wiu said as she placed the dagger carefully into her pocket.

"Have you not noticed, how many years the Gorillaz have kept silence?" she walked very slowly, with a sneer look on her face

"Well that's EXACTLY why I'm here!" she groaned.

"Look, no body, not even I & maybe not even you know what the frack is going on!" Wiu dodged away, crouching down in defense.

"Not to mention that the media AND the whole world is after them,"

Nakaru growled, "I'll kill them too then!" she replied, the evil glint in her eye Murdoc has when he was in a drunken rage, a signature of a Satanist. "Get out the way" Stepping aside, Wiu made plenty of room for the feminine-Murdoc girl.

"Weirdo," she muttered under her breath. Suddenly, something caught her attention. It was blue, had bruises on it & was reaching out for Nakura's back.

"LOOK OUT!!"

Nakaru span around & slapped the weird thing, what ever it was Nakaru didn't care, she just wanted Murdoc. "Stay away! Both of you!!" she cried, bursting into tears, hoping that this girl could care about her

SLASH! Wiu's dagger had sliced the blue object in half. There it was, on the floor covered in blood, a hand laid there. But it wasn't just an ordinary hand. It was blue, so it had to be a...

"ZOMBIE, FLESH EATING ZOMBIE ARGH!!!”

Nakaru couldn't move, the pain inside her and the blood splattered on her face was just too much, she knew Murdoc wasn't very brave around zombies so why should she

"We have got to get out of here!" Wiu panicked as she scrambled to the elevator.

"There is no 'we,'" replied Nakaru.

Wiu turned her head. "Excuse me?"

"Read my lips," Nakura said. "THERE...... IS...... NO...... WE!"

There was silence, broken by Wiu's sniggering & a smile.

"I was only saying 'we', so 'we' can escape alive, but since there's no 'we', well you might as well go off on your own without back-up!"

"Fine I'll come, not because I'm scared or nuthin', but you're too young to be killed by freakin' flesh eating zombies." Nakaru huffed, slinging her bag back round her shoulder, "So, what next?"

Wiu paused for a minute "I thought it was obvious, we carry on to the next room" Nakaru sighed and fiddled with her cross. "Whatever," she mumbled.

Suddenly, they heard a scream along the corridors, "HI...YAAAHH!!!"

"Oh my god, what the phunk was that?" shrieked Wiu in a terrible state of shock "Was that a zombie?"

"That's no zombie," answered Nakaru. "That's...NOODLE!!"

"Noodle?" said Wiu. "How can it be Noodle? How can she be back already? It's been 2 years--"

"Oh shut up Wanky, let's go up there & fight zombies!" yelled Nakura in hope of meeting Murdoc.

She dragged Wiu into the elevator & pressed to button to the Ground Lobby floor.

"Look, I like Noodle just as much as Murdoc” explained Nakaru. “And Murdoc loves noodle so if Murdoc comes back & finds her half or dead then we're in for it!" Nakaru blabbed, Wiu couldn't tell whether it was sweat or tears on her face but she had never seen a Satanist get so flushed over something.

"This isn't like me!" Nakaru cried, jabbing her finger on a pen knife, "Just stop ok?! Noodle's gonna be fine!" Wiu replied, as they stepped out the elevator "your right wanky, lets go!" "I don't mean in a romantic way dullard! It's a sibling bond that stretches throughout the Gorillaz." Nakaru sighed, "Wow your deep & you even sound like the Satanist bassist himself" Wiu replied,

"Trying to be nice? Ta anyway," Nakaru mumbled, blushing at her behavior "I'm Nakaru Tsaki"

"Hi Nakura,"

"It's Nakaru,"

"Whatever, I'm Wiu,"

"Hello Wank," "Man, you really are like Murdoc are you?"

"Did you just call me a man?

Nakaru growled, "I'm no fracking man now lets go get noodle, I don't want her cute little face getting smashed", Wiu nodded and continued down the corridor, "Uh...” Nakaru paused and hung her head, "yes?" Wiu asked, "I-I forgot where noodles room is!" She giggled, slapping her forehead

"Imbecile Wiu! Anywhoo, let's go check in the front lobby," said Nakaru.

"Um Naky?"

"It's Nakaru, & what is it this time?"

Wiu tried to spit out, "I-I-I-"

"You what?"

"I see dead people,"

"That's nice, wanky,"

"No literally, there's one behind you!"

"What?" Nakaru turned around, face-to-face with another bunch of blood-dribbling zombies.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"

She growled menacingly, "This is for my Murdoc!" she giggled, slashing its head off with her scythe and the ramming it into the closing lift doors so it exploded every where "Did you have to do that?!" Wiu complained, wiping a mashed eyeball off her camera lenses

"Oh by the way, call me Naky it's cute I like it. But not in front of Murdoc!" she replied, kicking zombie guts out the way and clearing them a path.

END OF CHAPTER 2 3 - All alone

"shoot, I'm gonna hafta buy me new shoes," Nakaru said as she stared down to her boots, all covered in blood, bits of brains & guts & green maggots.

She groaned, "Now I know how muds felt when Russel chucked up all over his heels man." . Wiu stared, "Noodles gonna get killed and all you care about is your shoes????" Nakaru glared, "Don't start" she replied, running past Wiu down the stairs and stopped to look at the floor directory

Wiu followed after Nakaru with exhaustion. Boy, was it hard work, fighting off zombie flesh eaters, filming the scene & keeping up with Nakaru.

"Can we take the stairs Naky?"

"Oh! And why would we wanna take the stairs?” asked Nakura impatiently.

"I don't wanna run into anymore fracking zombie...I have a feeling that a zombie is gonna pop of out an elevator," feared Wiu.

Nakaru turned to her. "Why not use both?" she suggested.

"What do you mean?" Wiu questioned, "You take the stairs ill take the lift" Nakaru explained, "Why is this taking so long, we neeeeeeeeeeeed to get to noodles room!" Wiu nodded, "I'll take the stairs then, who ever gets to her first calls the other. Here's my cell number" Wiu replied, passing Nakaru a piece of paper, "See ya Wiu," Nakaru called from the closing lift doors, "Bye naky"

Left on her own, Wiu turned on her camera & took a few shots on her way down the corridor. There was a lot of doors around the place. Wiu didn't have the patience to explore what's inside every door & every room, so she entered a nearby room...interesting, the toilets (LMAO!!!). Wiu looked around her. The atmosphere was filled of disgust & dirt. Toilets with leaking green liquids, a smashed television in one & a G-String (thong) in another, following graffiti messages on the wall written by fans. Nakaru wished she hadn't left Wiu on her own, "alone, All Alone!" She sang, turning on her ipod, it was strange how things became relative. "No Murdoc, No Wiu, And now noodle could be dead and gorge by flesh eating zombies, what am I going to doooooooooooooooo?!" she wailed, making a few rats escape from their hiding places

"This sucks," whined Wiu, as she looked around in the toilet room.

"They really need a maid," thought Wiu. "But then again, Murdoc would bang the maid..."

Nakaru explore the less interesting floors of Kong, she stumbled onto the cinema and the box office "This is where they keep the vids ent it?" She mumbled, "Heh me n Wiu could have some fun here" She scrolled along the self uninterestedly,

Wiu sat on the Bed. She arrived in 2-D's room. It had the old Buddha shrine, his yellow swivel chair, his yellow underpants & his collection of keyboards. Funny, 2D was only seen playing the keyboard in the Rock the House clip. Then Wiu spotted something. Something that she wanted to know for a long time (2 years actually).

"So that's why 2D didn't reply back to his fan girl's messages…Of course, his Chat-O-Matic was out!"

She took a million photos of 2D's room, hoping to give out them to her friends.

"Wonderful, Now I just have to leave & find--"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"

"Zombies, ZOMBIES!!!!" Nakaru screamed, swinging her scythe wildly and cussing madly, "Get away get away!" she squealed, running up the stairs and down the corridor and without thinking into Noodle's room, she slammed the door behind her. And slumped onto the floor, her eyes focused on something and then they filled with tears "Oh no...Please no"

Wiu found Nakaru leaning against the wall. With excitement, she skipped over to her.

"Hey Naky!" she greeted.

Nakaru was blank. The blood in her was drained out, making her paler than ever.

"Are you...alright?" Wiu asked. Nakaru pointed down at the floor. It was the most horrible sight. There she was, the axe-princess lying unconscious without movement. Not a word was spoken.

"N-N-Noodle?"

"It's terrible" Nakaru sobbed, hugging her stiff and cold body, picking her up and cradling her in her limp arms. Wiu took Noodle' hand and paused "she still has a pulse,"

"well that's good," Nakaru smiled, pressing her face to noodles cheek, "never mind Murdoc 2d would simply die if she did, "we need to get out of here" Wiu replied, nodding to the door "there could still be some zombies" 4 - Hand in hand..

Wiu walked out of Noodle's room with Nakaru trailing behind, carrying the girl in her arms "She ok?" Wiu called behind her "I don't…know, think we could find her cell and ring?" Nakaru replied, "Naky! No matter how tempting that is we can't, what would we say, we've snuck into their home while their away!" Wiu explained, rubbing her head "Yeah...let's hurry then" she replied jogging a little to keep up with her accomplice

Wiu stared down at Noodle with a really suspicious look on her face. "What's with you wanky?" "Is she moving?" Noodle slowly opened her eyes & looked up to Nakaru & Wiu. "Oh my god," said Nakaru. "Are you okay?" Noodle's eyes widen with a look of fear on her face.

Nakaru looked down on the Japanese girl and watched as her blue eye shadowed eye flickered "Shit...” Nakaru muttered "She's not dead is she Naky?" Wiu asked, watching what she had recorded "No…She's awake". Noodles dark but sparkling eyes shot open and she sat bolt upright, jumping from the space in front of them. She glared at them, obviously wounding what the frack was going on. "Aiee, How did you get in?!" Noodle asked, backing away.

"The back door was open,"

"Shut up!" Nakaru said as she punched Wiu in the shoulder.

"Look, we're really sorry, but I....umm...”

"Yes? What you wanted?" asked Noodle, suspiciously.

"W-w-We wanted your autograph!" Wiu replied with embarrassment.

Noodle tipped her head sideways. "You fans," she signed. "So obsessive, no?" she joked.

The 3 girls sat in Noodle's room interviewing her question by question.

"I thought you we're still in Japan Noodle, when did you return back here to Kong Studios?"

"6 months ago,"

"WHAT?! You could have died here from all the zombies around 'ere!"

"Um, she's a karate-expert, Naky..." "Whatever numb-nut, anyhow we're Russel, Murdoc & 2D good to you?"

"You very funny, you look & sound like Murdoc, or are you Murdoc in disguise? I reckon, no?"

"Murdoc san would like you no?" Noodle smiled, watching Nakaru blush.

"What were you up to in Japan?" Wiu ask, as she wrote down every detail spoken.

"I had bad dreams & a lot of visions I did not understand," said Noodle. "I figured that, those visions are from my past, & so I went back to Japan to sort it out,"

"Aw...are you ok now?" Nakaru asked, this must have been to much for her age, "Iie, i wish they'd come back…I'm getting lonely" Noodle replied, Wiu & Nakaru looked at each other what were they going to do

"Russel said that we all love each other like brothers & sister...apart from brother Murdoc who hates us & him self equally." Noodle said, as she fiddles with her shoelaces.

"Really?” Wiu said. “I don't know why he has so many fans!" Wiu growled.

"Ever since we stopped filming, I find it very hard to keep in contact with them," said Noodle.

"Do u know where they are now?" asked Nakaru.

"Yes, please tell us, pretty please?" begged Wiu

"Russel is somewhere in New York, 2-D is in this fair with his father, & Murdoc is in jail--"

"IN WHAT??!! What did he do?!" Nakaru asked.

"I think it has something to do with him & some Mexican girls," Noodle wondered, taking a photo out of the book & staring at it longingly.

"I miss them so much! They call themselves brothers?" whined Noodle, as she threw the photo onto the floor angrily.

“Oh my god, are you alright?” said Nakaru with anxiety.

"There is no need to worry," said Noodle standing up. She continued "I'm going to call them, I'm sure there's a phone booth somewhere, you will accompany me incase if I need help, okay?"

“Okay!” Wiu said gleefully. Nakaru & Wiu followed Noodle downstairs & found themselves in the winding & many doomed corridors of Kong studios. "Let's try the box office" Wiu suggested "Hey yeah! I saw one earlier" Nakaru grinned.

The 3 girls ran downstairs, slicing every zombie they encountered into pieces of meat leaving a sticky trail of guts, eyeballs & brains behind them.

"This is gross" Nakaru cried, "Don't worry Naky san!" noodle smiled, taking her hand and dragging her along, "Naky san! That's cute!" Wiu giggled.

"Call me one nick name at a time!" Nakaru said as she twisted the door knob leading to the box office room. One by one, they entered the room, lead by no light at all but complete darkness.

"Noodle?" Wiu said "Is there a light switch in here? It's really dark, & I can't see a bloody damn thing!"

"Same ay?" Nakaru added. "There is a switch!" Noodle hesitated. "It's just that I can't see it--"

SLASH

"What was that?" Wiu said, as she was scared half to death. "I just saw a light reflection or something,"

"Well whatever it is, it ain't a zombie, & zombies aren't very shinny,"

"So, you mean…that...someone's...in here, & were not the only ones?"

"That does not sound good!" whimpered Noodle.

"WAH!!" something screamed in the dark.

"WE'RE NOT ALONE!!"

"AAAAHHH!!" Wiu & Nakaru headed out the door.

"Wait! We left Noodle behind!" Wiu turned around,

"Noodle what are you doing?!" Noodle just stood there staring into the darkness whilst the exit light reflected on her back.

"2D?" she said. "Is that you?" 5 - tomorrow comes today

2D!!" Noodle screamed happily as she lept like a ballerina into 2D's arms. The blue-haired gentleman swung the axe-princess around in circles, giving her nose kisses. "Noodle! darlin' are you okay?" asked 2D, holding Noodle in his arms. "No," cried Noodle "I thought no one was going to come back, not even you," soft, wet tears started to stain 2D's shirt. "Me?" said 2D. "Abandon you? Hell no! We're family, & families stick together, right? Don't worry baby-doll, I'm here for you okay?" 2D said as he wiped the girl's tears & held her even more closer, ignoring the fact that Wiu & Nakaru were watching.

"Oh! I see we have...guests?" assumed 2D, eying both Wiu & Nakaru head-to-toe. Noodle stood up. "2D, this is Wiu & Naky, they helped me 'cleaned up the mess'," Noodle introduced. Wiu just waved silently. Nakaru just perked up & asked "Do you have Murdoc's number?!" "Murdoc? You want his number ain't it?" asked 2D. "OH YES, YES PLEASE!!!" Nakaru said begging on her knees. "He's so HOT!" Everyone was silently staring at Nakaru. "Ha-ha, I swear, I knew you liked him, you look like the female clone of that dirty Satanist, ain't it Noodle? You see that?" 2D chuckled. Wiu & Noodle giggled with cheek.

"Well, do you have it?" Nakaru asked impatiently. "Patience...is a virtue," Wiu said wisely. "Yet, my Satanist, copy-cat friend, you do not have it," "Insult me one more time, & I'll punch you," threatened Nakaru. "Violence does not solve the problem," "Shut up, I'm warning you!" "I need the toilet man," "YOU MAKE ME WANNA HIT YOU!!" "Ladies, Ladies!" interfered 2D, interrupting the argument. "Not in front of me & Noodles!"

"We'll stop," said Nakaru. "AS SOON AS YOU GIMME MURDOC'S NUMBER!" 2D pulled out a piece of paper out of his pocket & handed over to Nakaru. "Here ya' go, make the most of it!" said 2D. "Oh my god, I finally have a Murdoc's fan dream item...HIS NUMBER!" Nakaru squealed with joy. "Wait!" said Noodle. "He's in jail, is he not?" "You're right," agreed Nakaru. "We gotta call him!" "I think we should let 2D call him," suggested Wiu. "Whatta 'bout me?"

2D began to dial the number. He pressed the buttons with his skinny, long, boney fingers. Then he placed the phoned against his ear. "It's ringing!" he whispered as he jump out of his seat. The 3 girls gathered around 2D to listen to the conversation...

*On the phone

2D: Hello? Anyone there?

Murdoc: Who is this?

2D: Uhm, hey Murdoc...

Murdoc: Look, I don't have enough time for this so can you please fracking speak up?

2D: It's me

Murdoc: Who's me?

2D: Two-dee...

Murdoc: You?! Why would an asshole like you be ringing up?

2D: Murdoc listen...

Murdoc: No! You fracking listen, I ain't gonna bloody waste my time talking to numb-nats like you &--

2D: NO! I'm back at Kong!

Murdoc: What?

2D: I...AM...AT..KONG..WITH...NOODLE!!! *Long pause* Murdoc: What the hell made you come back? 2D: Well, Noodle's been here for like, 6 months...and... Murdoc: And what? 2D: We're family? Murdoc: EFFIN' WASSABI SONOFAdog!! What made you think we're family, you lil' prick? 2D? You there? Hello? Answer me, you prick! Nakaru: Hi! Murdoc: Noodle is that you? Nakaru: No it's me! You're number one fangirl! Murdoc: TWO-DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Wiu & Noodle stared at 2D. "What was that all about?" Wiu asked. 2D rubbed his neck. "I-I-I'm not sure if he's coming back, that's all," he mumbled. Noodle stood up, shot her finger up in the air & yelled out "We have a mission to compete against the world, we must not ponder about! What we need is a new album, inspiration & a whole new way to change the world of music & the charts!" "Whoa....um ok love.." 2d blinked, obviously shocked by Noodle's outburst. Wiu pulled Nakaru from the phone. "You know wat?" she said to 2D & Noodle. "We shouldn't be here interrupting your plans & stuff--" "Hey, hold on for an effin' second, he's asking if I'm single or not!" "She is right Wiu," said Noodle. "And besides, you haven't even met Russel yet!" Wiu looked over her shoulder & asked "But what if he's leaving?" "I ain't leavin', who said I was leaving? You ain't playing no fool sucker!"

"Russel san!" Noodle yelled happily fleeing to the hip-hop soul. 2D tagged along with her. "Hey Noodle girl! You alright?" he asked, tickling her under the chin obviously, as happy to see her as she was to him. She nodded and hugged him again, "It's a honour Mr Hobbs" Wiu grinned, shaking his large black hand "Hey d, who's these gals then? You haven't been renting groupies while we we're gone have you?!" Russel cried in alarm. 2D just blushed & shooked his head.

"Then who are they?" asked Russel.

"They're some of Nood's new playmates," joked 2D.

"Hey shutup!" yelled Nakaru. "Just joking!" 2D backed away from the angry goth girl.

"This is Nakaru," introduced Wiu. "And I'm Wiu, by the way, may I have your autograph Russel?"

"Aah, Wiu likes you Russ!" teased Nakaru, watching Wiu pout at her.

"I do not! Well, I admire you for having to put up with MURDOC!"

Wiu retorted, giving Nakaru a little shove,

"Do that again and you get up and personal with Russ, when i shove your head up his arse!" Nakaru grinned, Noodle and 2D looked at each other bewildered. "Gah! When is that son of da devil gunna get 'ere?" 2d moaned, checking his watch then looking out a nearby window with a view onto the entrance lot.

"2D, is there something wrong?" asked Noodle. 2D did not answer back.

"D? Yo man wake up!" alarmed Russel. Silence hung over them.

"What's that?" 2D pointed out the window. Everyone gathered around. A lone, shadowy figure limped across the nearby cemetery near Kong.

"A zombie?!" Noodle cried panic stricken.

"I dunno, but what ever it is it sure is ugly!" Wiu replied, grabbing her dagger, then wiping the zombie blood of the blade.

"I dont think it's a zombie," russ explained. Nakaru nodding vigourusly

"Why dont i go see?" Nakaru asked.

"Alone?!" yelled Wiu. "Hell no, you ain't gonna go out there!"

"Oh yeah?" said Nakaru. "Why not?"

"You don't know what it is!"

"I'm afraid that she is right, Naky," said Noodle, tugging Nakaru's sleeve.

"I reckon we should go 'av a look together?" suggested 2D.

"I agree with D, c'mon Noodle, get my gun!"

"Hmmm, small Asian girl with gun? Nah Russ I'll get it if that's ok wit you?" 2D grinned, patting Noodle on the head then returning seconds later with Russel's gun.

"Ahem, don't cha think your over reacting?" Nakaru asked, secretly posing her hand above her pistol. The group started down the stairs, then out the front door to confront whatever this 'thing' was.

Suddenly, BANG BANG!! "What was that?!" shrieked Wiu.

"Whatever it is," whispered Noodle. "It has reached our doorstep!" Nakaru looked outside the window. "You're right, that thing has reached the entrance!"

"WAAAAAAHHH!!!"

"You scream like a girl 2D,"

The 'thing' banged on the door louder than before, groaning & muttering about something.

"It can't be...but I recognise that voice!" Russel exclaimed, running over to the figure.

Nakaru nearly fainted,

"I'm guessing its ya mom?" 2D asked, grabbing Nakaru by the hand.

"NAW IT'S SANTA!" screamed the figure, revealing it was...

"MURDOC??!!!"

"MEEEP?!!" Murdoc suddenly collapsed to the ground, SLAM!

"Oh my fracking Satan!" panicked Nakaru. Everyone stared at the drunken Satanist. In one hand he was holding his mobile phone & the other a bottle of tequila. 2D & Russel carried Murdoc to rest on a couch.

"You know what?" Noodle said. "I think maybe Murdoc did wanted to come back!" 6 - She turned me on ;)

It was a few hours later when Murdoc began to sober up. Nakaru had been patiently waiting while Wiu had been contemplating leaving.

"Ow, me head, yaw didn't hit me again did ya Russ?" Murdoc groaned, clutching his head,

"Nope I sat on ya!" he joked.

"Feels like that too!" Murdoc moaned,

"Why don't you go talk to him?" Wiu whispered to Nakaru with a smirk on her face.

“I can't do that!” said Nakaru. “Besides, he's got a head-ache & he don't know me!” she pouted.

"Err, how would you know?" sneered Wiu. "Because I--WHOA!!" Nakaru slid across the floor as she was just been pushed by Wiu.

"Argh! Wiu you son of a biatch, I'm gonna--"

"Murdoc, meet your female clone, Nakaru!" presented Russel as he helped Nakaru up.

"Now," Murdoc groaned. "What do we 'av 'ere?" He inspected Nakaru by walking in circles around her (actually perving on her @$$.)

Nakaru tried to control her excitement. Was this a dream?

"She's not very nice!" Wiu joked, trying to force what he thought of her out of Murdoc,

"Are ya kiddin? Ya' not bad babe!" he replied, placing both hands on her shoulders. She tilted her head upwards. Anybody else would find his stagnant breath stinky. Of course, it was more like perfume to Nakaru, "Murdoc & Naky sitting in a tree...I uh forgot the rest, heehaw!" laughed 2D. Wiu & Noodle giggled...again.

Nakaru was blushing like a tomato.

"Aheheheh, your name is Nakaru, right?" guessed Murdoc (getting REALLY close to her). "Don't wear it out, Niccals,"

"I swear hon, I've seen you in some...ahhh, fashion magazine like err, Vogue or something on the front cover, you a model?"

"Ha!" laughed Nakaru flipping her long hair. "Are you trying to get in bed with me? 'Coz it ain't working Murdoc, I'm you're no.1 fan, so that means I know ALL your tricks!"

"DAMNITT!" muttered Murdoc, hiding his face from Nakaru.

"Awww, blushin' are we doll? Don't worry," Nakaru giggled, nudging him playful in the side. He grinned & trying to hide his interest

"Even if ya asked me out, I ain't sure, coz you're a cheating git!" she cussed,

"Me love? Naw, never! One at a time, me! Butter wouldn't melt in my mouth!" he argued.

"Yeah, and I'm a Christian," Nakaru replied sarcastically rolling her eyes & poking him in the sides.

"Cut the cockney crap, you're confusing me!" Russel complained, holding his head

"It's not just the cockney talk, how the hell can you hold a conversation?!

"It's like talking to the grim reaper," Wiu said raising one eyebrow.

"I am the grim reaper," muttered Murdoc, crossing his arms & frowning like some stubborn kid.

"Ha-HA....I don't get it," 2D added, scratching his head.

"Of course you don't," muttered Murdoc. "prick,"

"Do all of you hate each other?" asked Wiu, fiddling with her hair innocently. Everyone looked at each other.

"We all love each other like brothers," replied Russel patting Noodle's head. "And don't forget sister! Well, Murdoc hates all of us & himself equally,"

"You could say that," admitted Murdoc.

"What was the question again?" "Aw, I love you Murdoc!"

"Look, I ain't gonna say it again, you owe me your soul & that's it!"

"Oh okay,"

"Oh! Nice one 2D,"

Wiu just laughed like crazy. She thought being in the same room with the Gorillaz was confusing, let alone living with them.

"How could anyone hate Murdoc?" Nakaru pouted,

"Nah seriously love, I swear, weren't you on a guitar magazine or summthin?" Murdoc asked.

"Yeah Murdoc, a porno mag!" Wiu mumbled quietly.

"Tee-hee!"

"I swear, I'm gonna have your head up your own @$$, ya' useless mother@#$%^er!" Nakaru muttered under her breath.

"Please nakky san, no more violent verbal-bullying," Noodle pleaded, tugging her sleeve

"Ok...but just for you kid," Nakaru replied.

"Have you see my Winnebago yet?" asked Murdoc politely.

"Yeah," answered back Nakaru, feeling his shoulders. "It's a bit of a mess, honey, want me to, err...heheh clean it up?"

"Ah, har har harg, muargh, mmmmmmmm!"

2D, Russel & Noodle looked at each other. Wiu turned green, she needed to puke.

"Ah, you guys go ahead," Russel interrupted. "We'll umm...All, of us--"

"Will be interviewed by Wiu!" Noodle finished off.

"Wahoo! More interviews!!" Wiu jumped from her seat like a gay bird flying in the air.

Russel rubbed his bald head. "Are you some kind of interview, reporter, stalker?" Wiu blushed. "No, um...it's for a SCHOOL assignment!" she answered (lied!). “Hey, I could get a couple of photos, can I?”

2D, Russel & Noodle looked at each other. Wiu turned green, she needed to puke.

“Anyway peeps, I'm gonna go catch up with Noodle, coming Russ?” 2D exclaimed, picking in the small Japanese child and hugging her.

"Get to know him, idiot!" Wiu nudged at her, winking.

“AHEM! I think I'm old enough to handle anything thanks!”

*Murdoc's Winnebago*

Whilst the others were being tortured by Wiu's interviews & useless photography, Nakaru and Murdoc sat on the sofa watching a ill-made documentary on .

"So..." Nakaru asked, her head in between her knees staring at her feet.

"Where ya' from?" asked Murdoc.

"Ha, one thing, I ain't Swedish honey!"

"Erm, America?"

"No,"

"China?"

"Heck no!"

"Brazil?"

"Not even close!"

"Then where?" Murdoc pushed, with a slight tone of annoyance in his voice.

"Wouldn't you like to know?" She replied. Murdoc grinned. "Yeah, that's why I asked," he said

"England ya' nut-head! Notice the accent, though me dad is from Tokyo!" Nakaru said. Murdoc nodded.

"I don't understand why people don't like you as much," she softly said, "It's coz they don't understand eh?"

"Well...they just don't like me, like I give a frack," Murdoc mumbled, all laid-back & carefree.

Nakaru ran her hand down Murdoc's arm, admiring his tattoos.

"If it's any consolation, I like you," She said, titling her head so that it leans on Murdoc's shoulders.

Murdoc eyed Nakaru up & down with a really evil smirk on his face. He perved on her cleavage (EEP!) then started to caress Nakaru's hand which was on his arm.

"I like you too," he said with a deep voice, starring into her eyes (and cleavage).

"If you'd liked me then," Nakaru said, looking away from Murdoc.

"Then what?" asked Murdoc. THUD! Murdoc was suddenly on the floor with Nakaru on top of him.

"Then you would harass me like sexually!" she answered.

Nakaru bent down to Murdoc as if she was about to kiss him. Murdoc puckered up. Unexpectedly, Nakaru licked the dirty Satanist's face!

"I like you Mr. Niccalls, but not enough to just jump into bed," she scowled dusting herself off as she stood up.

"I really should just leave you there," she replied, holding out her hand "But I'm not like that...and neither am I a slut,"

Murdoc sighed and took her hand. "Fine then, what do you do with other men?" he asked, confused.

"WE TALK, and we get coffee and stuff etc." she smiled. With a sly wink & a pose showing her booty, Nakaru walked out the door, wiggling her butt with every step, leaving Murdoc struggling to keep up with her.

"WAIT, HOLD ON A MINIT BABY," puffed Murdoc.

"What?" said Nakaru crossing her arms.

"Look I'm sorry back there, it's just I'm havin' a hard time, you see I got like betrayed & stuff over there in Mexico with these girls--what the frack am I saying? Gimme another chance, Naky baby, honey I'll do anything!" Murdoc begged, whilst holding her in his arms.

"Mmm...Stop being such a perve, take a breath-mint and promise you'll never going running off with other doges, and we'll be just fine" She grinned, sliding her hand down his face gently.

"Geez...well, if it weren't for you," he grumbled,

"I'm gonna find Noodle, it ain't fair they have her all day," Nakaru pouted, stomping off across the car park.

"Wha? Whaddya mean?!" Murdoc yelled, running after her.

"Geez, you're like a sheep aren't cha?" commented Murdoc.

"Whatever," scoffed Nakaru, flipping her hair back. "I wanna see what they're up to, Noodle probably thinks you don't care anyway,"

"What?!" yelled Murdoc. "So you're just gonna dump me?!"

Nakaru smiled. "Do you really like me?" she asked.

"Of course I fracking do! Why else would I be on my knees?!"

"Chase me!"

"What?"

"Chase me!"

"Are you wasting me bloody time by playing stupid little games?"

"If you want, we could play KISS-chasey, you're it!" "No,"

"What?"

"I said NO. I'm not playing your stupid frackin' games!"

"Don't love me then," Nakaru pouted wandering off.

"No wait! Come back!" Murdoc cried running after her. He grabbed her around the waist, then without warning started tickling her madly.

"Oooohh, NOOO GET OFF!!!" she screamed happily, trying to break free.

"Nope, not until you stop poutin'!" he replied, tickling her harder.

"HA-HA-HA!! OKAY, OKAY, s-toppp tickling meee!!!" she gave in, he stopped.

"Oh no, it's your turn!" she grinned evily.

She did the same, and wouldn't listen when he begged her not to tickle anymore.

"What the hell?" 2D asked, wandering into the car park, where the tickle fight was going on.

"Busy tickling grumpy Murdoc," Nakaru explained, with her hands all over him.

"He's gunna hit ya in a minute," Wiu sighed, trying to edit 2D walking out the door from her film

"He wouldn't dare!" she cried tickling him harder.

"I'm not giving in, without a--Ooh-err, NOOO!! NOT THE PELVIS--ARGH-HAHAHAHAAAHA!!" The demon bassist & his obsessed fan-girl were now tickling each other's passion.

"I think we better leave them to it!" whispered Noodle, dragging 2D out of car park, blushing with embarrassment!

END OF CHAPTER 7 - All alone in the winnebago (oOooOo)

All alone in the Winnebago, in Murdoc's room, the bassist Satanist goth laid blissfully on his bed with the booty-ful she-devil clutching to his side moving her finger up & down slowly.

*Nakaru's View*

Around the chest,

Down the torso,

Caress the belly,

Up again, around the chest again

& then the nipple...

*Murdoc view*

Move on top of her,

Hands around her,

Feel it down & around,

Caress her hair ,

Pull her close Lip to lip, her rose-blood lips against mine, leave it off with some feel good kiss

"Isn't it a bit late?" Nakaru asked, while Murdoc pushed for another kiss. "Yea?"

"Well don't you sleep?" she asked.

"Heh, with all the women I get I don't need sleep!" he grinned evilly "This is what I'm tallkinggg abooouuuut!"

Nakaru whined, trying to shift out of his deathly glare.

"what? I like me women! Got a problem?" he growled suddenly getting annoyed.

"Well if your gunna be like that I'm going, I don't want you to rape me or nothing!" she scowled, maybe she wasn't meant to be with Murdoc after all.

"I don't rape" Murdoc growled, was getting annoyed. He lent in so they were almost nose to nose.

"Get away from me! My friends were right. I'm mad to love you!" she cried. Maybe she could call Wiu and the others and they'd run in with 2D wielding a gun and shed fall in love with 2d and...... and maybe she was rambling.

"I don't love you, your just a plaything, like the rest" he smirked evilly.

"You son of a dog...... " groaned Nakaru. she shoved Murdoc off herself and stormed out the door, she knew he wouldn't come after her. he didn't DO apologies and she didn't have to apologize to him, still. the realization made her cry, she couldn't stop even when she sat with the others in the living room but they were busy doing interviews.

"Heya Naky, whaddup?"

"You havin' fun?"

"Nakaru?"

"Where are you going?!"

She didn't bother to answer. She just ignored & marched on with her face to the floor.

"Had a nice time with Muds?"

"SHUT UP, SHUT UP, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THAT MAN-WHORE RAPIST ANYMORE, LEAVE ME ALONE!" Nakaru screamed loud, with all the pain in her black, broken heart. Like a bat out of hell, she flew to the exit door, entering white light.

Close your eyes and see

When there ain't no light

All you'll ever be

Come and save the night

`Coz I don't believe

When the morning comes it doesn't

Seem to say an awful lot to me... 8 - Anytime you want to be mine

"Whoa, what's the matter with her?" 2D asked, taken back by this little outburst.

"Where the frack is she?!" Murdoc grumbled. he stumbled down the corridor. Puffing and blinding until he reached the living room.

"What have you done?" Russel asked. (His tone, like a woman who was scolding her dog for shootting on the carpet)

"Nothing, over-reacting little slut..." he grumbled.

"You called her a WHAT?!" shouted Wiu, standing up with her fist in his mouth. "You good-for-nothing molester, I should kick your nuts from where you stand!"

"MMM-mmmgffffrrgghee!" moaned Murdoc with Wiu's fist in his mouth.

Wiu pulled it out & kicked his groin, leaving Murdoc on the floor.

"If I ain't see a smile on Nak's face, I'm gonna hurt you so bad that it'll @#$%^!!! got it?!"

*Outside Kong Studios*

"Stupid Murdoc, always acting nice, then being freaking' pervey!" Nakaru screamed, ripping her cross off and throwing it away. "frack the bastard, I'll go Christian or I'll move to Thailand and be a xiaolin teacher, that's it, I'm going" she mumbled.

Before she took another step, Nakaru froze. All of the sudden why has she stopped? Why is her mind blank? Why was she doing this? Was it just because of Murdoc & his sexual desires?

Ever since she saw Murdoc's eyes on their first video clip, she had finally found somebody for her inspiration & her influence. It was only one person...Murdoc. He meant the whole world to her. Now Nakaru was lost in confusion...Should she stay or should she go & find someone else? The obvious answers were to go, but wait. Maybe, she should see Murdoc one last time. Maybe somewhere in his dark heart he was feeling guilty, but if she went to see him, that would be giving him the satisfaction and he'd know that she really couldn't do without him...

Now she knows who her love interest really is...a violent man with a heavy black of sexual desire, lust & pain. She wished never found out. Her inspiration & influence were gone for eternity, never to return...

I lost my land like I lost my way

So no loose sounds

Nothing to see me down

How are we going to work this out?

Dreams aren't bad, I had turned back

I love the gun

But God only knows it's

Getting hard to see the sun coming through

I love you...

But what are we going to do?

Picture I'm a dreamer

I'll take you deeper

Down to the sleepy glow

Time is a low...

Don't you know? What are we going to do?

When you go back

All the second selfless days

You're in love with him

I want to see you again

I love you...

But what are we going to do?

A shadow figure stumbled out the door. It was Murdoc, (duh!) he stopped and surveyed the landscape looking for the familiar face, which was rather hard to say it was closing in on 11pm. Finally Murdoc spotted her, sat on a rock with her head in her palm.

"Whaddya want?" she spat, unusually grumpy on his arrival. "If you'd came here a few hours ago, I'd be head over heals, but I've lost my love for you Niccals," she sighed, wiping a tear away with the back of her hand. He shook his head, he'd really done it this time and it looked like the old 'Niccals charm' wasn't going to get him out of it too sharpish.

Murdoc caressed the young lady's face. "Look," he mumbled. "I ain't the best hubby, or the perfect man in the whole wide world but, I 'take back' everything I said back there, could you ever forgive--I mean forget all we've been through?" He wiped her tears away, making her smile softly.

"Maybe.." she mumbled, she took his hand and squeezed it. Little did they know Wiu and 2D were pressed up against the living room window spying on the two

"It's so wrong," Wiu muttered.

"Aw, I fink it's cute, I mean, she's like perfect for him!" 2D grinned, drawing a smiley face in the condenstaion of his breath.

"Don't go there!" Wiu exclaimed, removing the lense from the camera and replacing it in her bag. "I don't know anymore, Murdoc," said Nakaru, staring at the ground. "Don't know what?" asked Murdoc, with his hands around her shoulders.

"Whether to trust you or not,"

"Fine," he mumbled, letting go of her shoulders

"Instead of pouting, just listen, people say you treat girls bad, I've seen proof. You say you love me but how can I believe that? You've been in jail in Mexico!" she explained, running to his side and grabbing his hands, she still loved him. "frackING HELL FORGET I SAID ANYTHING, WHATEVER I SAY I CANT DENY THAT I LOVE YOU , I frackING LOVE YOU!" she screamed, throwing her bag down and pulling him into a passionate embrace.

Roses are blood red,

Violets are cold blue,

Murdoc Niccals,

Nakaru loves you!

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