Committee Cochrei Edeapade to Feature Moran's Ivy Leaguers C'n'c PLAYERS from Nine to Twelve by Mary L

WILKES COLLEGE WILKES BEACON Serving the Valley 7I Serving the College for 23 years neacon since 1936 Vol. XXI, No. 15 WILKES COLLEGE, WILKES-BARRE, PENNSYLVANIA FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 1, 1957 Ed C'ub Dance Tonight; S Pu!os, tVaLner, Lud;;.ate Committee Cochrei Edeapade to Feature Moran's Ivy Leaguers C'n'C PLAYERS From Nine to Twelve by Mary L. Onufer TO (IVE DRAMA The Education Club is beginning Cue 'n' Curtain will present a the Wilkes social activities this melodrama, entitled "The Drunk- semester by sponsoring a dance ard", at a student assembly pro- this evening. The dance, the Ed- gram on December 26. Although capade, is the only one sponsored Marian Lames, Cue 'n' Curtain by this club. president, promises that the pre- Bob Moran and the Ivy Leaguers, sentation will be interesting and one of the very popular bands at enjoyable, the organization has not the Friday night dances, will pro- decided the manner in which the vide the music for the Edcapade. play will be given. Recorded music will continue the Joe Oliver, production director, dancing throughout intermission. has announced that time for cast- Charles J. Pubs, John M. Wag- ing will be posted on the call board ner, and Joseph Ludgate are the in front of Chase Theater. Oliver co-chairmen of this affair. Pat stated that a large cast is needed Kennedy and Norma Davis are and all interested persons should handlino- tickets; Margaret Jones, notify him immediately. decorations; Lena Misson and Ma- The drama group is presently rilyn Williams, refreshments; Ruth planning to convert Chase into a Younger, Germaine Astolfi, and Theater in the Round later in the Mary Anne Levenoski, publicity; semester. If these plans material- John Marinko, entertainment; Al ize, the group will present a play Kislin, Bob McGuerrin, Grace Ra- in the round this Spring. nier, Bill Kcenich, Tom Buckman and Ed Milowicki, clean-up. w: Dr. and Mrs. Hugo V. Mailey and Mr. and Mrs. Robert Riley will IN MEMORIAM chaperone. Dancing will be from On behalf of the faculty, ad- 9 to 12 and the admission price is Winner of the Most Artistic Beard and Moustache combination Dave Kistler re- ministration, a n d students of 50 cents per person. ceives his trophy from contest judges George Elliot and Frank Stolarick. Contestants The Education Club has had Wilkes, the BEACON takes this and judges, from left to right, are: first row, F'red Whipple, Dave Kistler, George Elliot, many speakers and movies on vari- opportunity to express deepest Frank Stolarick, and Sam Puma. Second row, Ed Kotula. Nick Keeler, Bob Scalley, Dick ous and interesting phases of edu- condolences to the parents and Myers, Dave Vann, and Paul Havir. cation at their meetings. Nancy family of Joseph Orchard, who Morris, president, has announced been put to good use. He was also able mention in the peach fuzz divi- was killed in a tragic automobile by Mary L. Onufer that new officers will be elected at Perhaps Dave Kistler can now presented with a trophy on which sion. Ed Kotula, who won the the next meeting from the list of accident one week ago from last peach fuzz award year, had be called the man on cam- his name will be inscribed under that candidates nominated at the last night. hairiest honorable mention in this year's meeting of the first semester. All pus, or maybe, the winningest. that of Bill Stewart, last year's best beard group. And so grow members should be present. This freshman, who was named first prize winner. the beards. Freshman Fred Whip- earlier in the month the "hairiest Men's jewelry was presented to pie won the peach fuzz prize this legs" winner in a contest sponsored the second, third, and fourth place year. by the Beacon, also copped first winners. Don Henry, who sported The judges, bandleader Frank DEATE TEAM TO ATTEND prize in the second annual Beard a waxed moustache similar to that Stolarick and George Elliot, con- Contest for the most artistic beard of Congressman Dan Flood, won sidered the competition very close. and moustache combination. first in that division. The artistic beards of Dick Myers INVITATIONAL TOURN. A EM He received an electric Sunbeam Sam Pumfi was judged to have and Dave Vann were noted. by Carol Breznay 6-0 at the Eastern Forensic Tour- shaver for his efforts. From the the most artistic beard. It is in- Sam Lowe, master of ceremonies, debate team nainent, and 4-0 at Bucknell. In sight of Dave's clean shaven face, teresting to recall that in last presented the gifts for the junior The Wilkes College contest Sam received honor- is attending the seventh annual their other tournament, they are the prize can be considered to have year's class. Johns Hopkins Invitational Debate 3-1, for a record of 20-1 in their Tournament being held at Balti- last four tournaments. iTr T?? Ti more this weekend, February 1st Choper has been first speaker in StudeD.t Council Lists and 2nd. This is a two-man tour- three of the four tournaments, all nament, in which one team of two but the N.Y.U. event, where Bruce Carnivai Expenditures men alternately debates both sides Warshall, member of the Junior PLMWIN V Class, was first speaker in a field And Approves Payment of the question Resolved: "That Theta Delta Rho's first and only nolds; ceiling, Marian Lames; lob- the United States should discon- of 184 debaters. Last Tuesday the Student Coun- four-man semi-formal, the Valentine Dance, by, Rita Matiskella; tables, Miriam tinue direct economic aid to foreign At its last outing, the cil met to discuss and vote on cur- is around the corner, February Thomson; programs, Sue of and Bucholtz, nega- just Parsons; countries". team Choper rent campus and club activities. 15th to be exact, and sorority inem- tickets, Maryan Powell; gifts, Mary tive, and Bruce Warshall and Fred 'rhe first issue on the agenda was bers are hard work with prepar- Lou Spinelli, Carolyn Goeringer, Representing Wilkes are two se- Roberts, affirmative, won the Buck- at nior debaters, John Bucholtz and settlement of monetary requests ations and invitations. and Carol Halias; refreshments, nell Good Neighbor tournament from clubs and presentation of the Jesse Choper. Prospects of a first This "sweetheart" dance is one Nancy Schmalzriedt and Dorothy with a 6-2 record. Choper won a Winter Carnival bills. Thomas; invitations and chaper- place finish are high for the team gold medal as first speaker with of the few girl-ask-boy affairs on this year. At last year's tourna- The total amount listed for ex- campus, and affords a privilege ones, Gail MacMillan; coat check, a perfect record, ranking first in Janice Schuster; band, Beverly ment the Wilkes team came within each of his four debates. Wilkes, penditures for the Winter Carnival which few smart girls will refuse. was listed as $261.73. Les Weiner Dodson; publicity, Mary Louise a hair of winning the event, finish- in this tournament, duplicated the Dancing will be from 9 to 12 in the ing up with five wins and one loss and Mary Mattey were each grant- to the music of Jack Meiton Onufer, Jackie Oliver, and Peggy feat of the Wilkes team two years gym Sal eatore. to bring home the third place tro- ago, which had four wins, with ed $100 for the Biology and Chem- and his orchestra. phy. Flannery being first speaker. istry Clubs, respectively to attend tue a Conference in Washington, D.C. A t.'aditional feature of the dance The year before, in 1955, the The next tournament in which is the corcnation of a King and TDR REGISTRATION Wilkes debaters will see action The amount will cover twenty-five Wilkes team of James Neveras and the per cent of the total expenses. queen of Hearts by TDR president Theta Delta Rho has announced J. Harold Flannery won the tourna- will be held February 15 at King's Council also moved Pat Reese and bandleader Jack that registration for the Spring College. Dr. N. Kruger, The to take ment, defeating Princeton in the Arthur direct action and to approach the tc-lon, This year, the coronation semeeter will take place next week the 11 1 finals. The record of the past two faculty advisor of debate team, Administration to obtain appropri- wPi center around the St. Valen- from to o'clock in the cafe- done an excellent job with years, coupled with the record of has ation of a bus for all athletic af- tine legend. Following the cere- teria. Every co-ed wishing to be- the year before that, 1954, when Wilkes debate teams, this year as fairs, It was suggested that a poll monv, the royal couple will be pre- long to the sorority must register, Flannery and Neveras took third in past years. he taken at Assembly concerning sented with gifts by the sorority, and pay the 75 cent fee. place, has given Wilkes the best class standing of terminal students. and then will whirl around the floor three-year record over that of any NEXT ASSEMBLY President Den Reynolds named to the s.rains of the "Sweetheart Ed Milowicki (studying for an other team in the tournament. The Mr. Bertram hinder, prominent the committees for the Cinderella Walta". exam): "Okay, everyone - it's Wilkes record is sixteen wins and Scranton businessman, will ad- Ball. Council members were asked Tickets for the dance will go on eye-rest period! Everyone r e st three losses, just slightly better dress the student body next Tues- to consider very carefully on which sale this Monday in the cafeteria, your eyes!" than the Princeton record. day. The topic he has chosen to committee they wished to work. and will be $3.00 per couple. * S * * The Bueholtz - Choper combina- speaks on is "Oafs, Jugheads, and Pegg\' Stevens, general chairman Mrs. Mui: "I stand approved and tion have been undefeated in three Thou" It is expected that this Chemistry Deposit Refunds are of the affair, has appointed the fol- corrected." of their last four tournaments, be- assembly program will be un- now available for distribution at lowing committee chairmen: back- John Doran: "Just see that it PDFing 7-0compression, at the State Tournament, OCR, usual web and optimizationextremely interesting. using the Finance a watermarked Office. evaluationdrop, Mary \Vest copy and Janiceof CVISION Roy- doesn't happenPDFCompressor again!" 2 WILKES COLLEGE BEACON Friday, February 1, 1957 EDITORIALS - Room to Grow 2 o re Horn es c u fred The recent acquisition of the two buildings in the first block of South River Street has again pointed up the College's expansion program. Wilkes has risen rapidly in the past 23 years and looks toward a bright future as the generous gifts of the friends of Wilkes College show their faith in the future of the In Exps:nsion Program institution and hence in Wyoming Valley's future. The year 1957, although still young, shows promise of being equal or perhaps better than 1956, the year in which the college began its development program. The expansion of facilities is vital to the College and to the community, since the number of students graduating from local high schools is increasing. Now operating at full capacity, expansion is the only way in which Wilkes can live up to its motto of community service. Allergy Study Findings Pointing up the work of the College's biology research laboratory is the coming meeting of the American Academy of Al- lergy, which will be held in Los Angeles. Dr. Sheldon Cohen, director of the project, will make a report to this body on the study made over the past months by his group. The project was concerned with the effect of a common bacteria on rabbits, The study may provide a clue to possible causes o allergies in humans, The Beacon salutes Dr. Cohen and his associate. Dr. Francis J. Micheliril, and their research assistants, Dan Dzury and Vince Drapiewski. WhaL Ed Club Dance Gym Fri., Feb. 1, 9:00 Male Chorus Rehearsal Gies Hall Fri., Feb. 1, 12:00 WC vs. CCNY, wrestling Gym Sat., Feb. 2, 2:00 WC vs. Scranton, basket. Gym Sat., Feb. 2, 8:00 Male Chorus Rehearsal Gies Hall Mon., Feb. 4, 12:00 Mixed Chorus Rehearsal Gies Hall Mon., Feb. 4, 4:00 Band Rehearsal Gym Mon., Feb. 4, 4:00 Cue 'n' Curtain Chase Theater Mon., Feb. 4, 8:00 Assembly Gym Tue., Feb. 5, 11:00 Jr. Class Council Warner Hall Tue., Feb. 5, 12:15 Male Chorus Rehearsal Gies Hall Tue., Feb. 5, 12:00 Theta Delta Rho McClintock Hall Tue., Feb. 5, 7:30 Girls' Chorus Rehearsal Gies Hall Wed., Feb. 6, 12:00 Male Chorus Rehearsal Gies Hall Wed., Feb. 6, 12:00 WC vs. Lycoming, wrestl. Lycoming Wed., Feb. 6, 7:30 WC vs. Lebanon, basket. Gym Wed., Feb. 6, 8:00 Band Rehearsal Gym Thu., Feb. 7, 11:00 Mixed Chorus Rehearsal Gies Hall Thu., Feb. 7, 4:00 Male Chorus Rehearsal Gies Hall Thu., Feb. 7, 12:00 CCUN Meeting Warner Hall Fri., Feb., 8, 12:15 Biology Club Dance Gym Fri., Feb. 8, 9:00

of time. Along the way, he gives LIERARY NEWS a stimulating picture of the excit ing clues and discoveries which Interested in Scholarships, Grad- have thrown new light on this uate Work, Studies Abroad? There whole field. Here is an exciting are many opportunities for you, story of man's search for his an- too! Consult the bulletin boards cestors in all parts of the world. in the front hall of the Library. * * * * * The latest additions to rapidly expanding Wilkes College are the Dobson home (top) Many new books are available TRYOUTS LISTED and the Reynolds home (bottom). These homes were acquired in the Twenty-fifth Anni- for your Leisure Reading - see FOR MALE CHORUS versary Expansion Program which is now in progress. The Dobson home was donated the New Book Shelves on the first Sam Lowe, director, announced by Mr. and Mrs. Aaron Weiss, the former being a member of the board of trustees of the that men's floor of the Library. the choral group, the college. Collegians, has been left short of Library Hours for the Spring singers at the start of this semes- Dorrance Reynolds h o m e other recent acquisition, the former ter. He requested Wilkes College's acquisition of The semester are: that any male two more South River Street build- which was purchased by the col- Stella Wadham's home, across from Monday through Thursday: student interested in trying out for has lege, will be used as a women's the gymnasium, will be converted the vocal ings boosted the number of 8 a.m. - 9:30 p.m. popular group should campus properties to a total of dormitory, making it the third into a men's dormitory next fall. Friday: turn out for the next rehearsal. thirty-four. The transaction, which girls' residence on South River In accordance with the college 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. The Collegians need two first current tenors, is part of the Twenty-fifth Anni- Street and bringing the expansion program, the Admiral Saturday: two baritones, at least one versary Expansion Program, is an- total number of dormitories to Stark Science Hall is presently be- 1 p.m. - 4 p.m. second tenor and one bass. Most ing and will be ready * * * * * other step forward in the growth seven. constructed of the singers lost by the chorus of the college. The Reynolds building is an area for classes next semester. Future A few of the new books avail- were lead men and Lowe asked for since is one of the plans for college growth include men who can The properties of the late W. F. landmark it able for pleasure-reading are: read music by sight, oldest structures in the locale. It the building of a new arts center * * * * * have had experience in group sing- Dobson and Dorrance Reynolds, respectively, are adjacent to each was built in the early 1840's about and auditorium. THE RUSSIAN MARXISTS AND ing and are willing to spend time the same time as was the MeClin- THE ORIGINS OF BOLSHEVISM at rehearsals. other and face the River Common. The W. F. Dobson home at the tock home, a short distance north by Leopold H. Haimson of it. The McClintock dormitory WILKES COLLEGE In this book, the author recon- corner of South River and West - - PICTURE SCHEDULE Northampton Streets was given to was given to the college by the structs the world of Lenin's forma- o u The following g r p pictures the college Weiss who chairman of the board of trustees, tive years showing us how his ideas will be taken Thursday, February by Aaron purchased it as a gift to the school. Gilbert S. McClintock. were tempered. He traces step by 7 in eacon the gym lobby: It is understood that the home will Dr. Farley also revealed that an- step the process by which Lenin 11:00 Cue 'n' Curtain A newspaper published each week and his closest colleagues, Plekha- 11:10 Cheerleaders bear the Weiss family name. nov, Martov, and Akselrod, became 11:20 Majorettes Mr. Weiss, a very prominent FRESHMAN HAYRIDE of the regular school year by and determined political adversaries, 11:30 Mixed Chorus businessman and founder of the for the students of Wilkes Col- thus shedding new light on the ori- 11:40 Male Chorus Triangle Shoe Company in this AT POCONO RESORT lege, Wilkes-Barre, Pa. Sub- city, is a member of the college's gins of Bolshevism. 11:50 Girls' Chorus The Freshman class will hold a scription: $1.80 per semester. * * ** * board of trustees. According to 12:00 History Club "cool" hayride at the El Pocono Editor Thomas Myers THE PORTABLE JAMES JOYCE 12:10 I.R.C. available records, the Dobson home Dude Ranch on Saturday, February This handy volume contains four 12:20 Chemistry Club was built in the early 1900's. Dr. 9. All freshmen and their dates Asst. Editor Norma Jean Davis complete books, a play, short sto- 12:30 Press Club Eugene S. Farley has stated that will be welcome to enjoy the 'crazy' Asst. Editor Janice Schuster ries and selected passages from his 12:40 Psych.-Soc. Club the property will continue to be fun. (No squares allowed.) Sports Editor Dick Myers two other books, Ulysses and Fin- All members are requested to be used as a residence and for offices All you "daddy-o's" can get in for at least another year. Present- Business Mgr. Bob Chase negan's Wake. there as the pictures are for the on the fun for the price of only Asst. Bus. Mgr. Dick Bailey * * * * * Amnicola. ly, it houses the offices of the five dollars per couple. Dancing, Charles S. Rockey accounting firm. Photographer Dan Gawlas MAN IN SEARCH OF HIS AN ice skating, a hayride, all the hot Faculty Adviser Mr. F. J. SaBey CESTORS by Andre Senet For those who want social life, The late Mr. Dobson, who pre- dogs you can eat, and transporta- Editorial and business offices Is there anyone who has never there are numerous clubs on cam- sented the W. F. Dobson Account- tion to and from the ranch are in- located on floor 159 asked the exciting question: where pus. Most of the organizations ing Award to the outstanding ac- cluded in this price. third of do we come from? are either open to males only or to counting major, had always hoped 'rickets can be purchased from South Franklin Street, Wilkes- Andre Senet begins his book at both males and females. Personal- that his home would someday be Ira Himmel, Elaine Stein, and Bob Barre, on Wilkes College campus. the last evolutionary stages and ly, we have nothing against clubs part of Wilkes College. Mr. Weiss' Evans. But move, "man", move Mechanical Dept.: Schmidt's gradually takes you back through for women. They are quite effec- beneficence made this hope a reali- because the money has to be handed Printery, rear 55 North Main paleontological history to the dawn tive when all else fails. ty. in by February 1. Street, Wilkes-Barre, Pa. PDF compression, OCR, web optimization using a watermarked evaluation copy of CVISION PDFCompressor Friday, February 1, 1957 WILKES COLLEGE BEACON 3 MARK EARNS FELLOWSHIP Five Wilkes Graduates WEBB SPEAKS AT ASSEMBLY Recently Commissioned AT COLUMBIA U. ON MIDDLE E A S T PROBLEMS IN CHEMISTRY As U. S Navy Ensigns James Mark, a recent Wilkes by .John 1isaneschi has been a w a r d e d a Five Wilkes graduates have re- graduate, cently been commissioned as en- Mr. Arthur Webb of the London Daily Herald talked about teaching assistantship to Colum- the situation existing in the Middle East in Tuesday's assembly. the TJni- signs at the U. S. Navy's Officer bia. While teaching at Candidate Mr. Webb, in politi .s for fifteen years, said that there will versity's Graduate School of Arts School at Newport, RI. They were Thomas R. always be a difference of opinion between nations, the and Sciences, Mark will also study Adams, J. and that doctorate degree, beginning Jarrel Cashmere, Andrew Barovich, recent invasion of the Suez Canal area by France, Great Britain, for his Chester Miller, and James Benson. Israel brought February 5. and was about by the alarming increase of All but Adams were members of Russian influence in Egypt. Mark received his bachelor of last year's graduating class. science degree in chemistry the pre- Adams, who received his A.B. in He stated that President Eisen- ceding semester. He had also had Mathematics in 1954, is a graduate belonged to the SAM and the Eco- hower's recent Middle East Doc- a year of undergraduate study at of Nanticoke High School. He has nomics Club. trine was welcomed in England Temple University. also attended Temple University Miller, a Meyers graduate and and, contrary to popular belief, that was Law School. Commerce and Finance student, the British are not anti-American. While at Wilkes, he active The in the band and the Wyoming Val- Cashmere was graduated from was a member of the Student Coun- speaker also stated that the He was also Coughlin High cil and president of the Economics trouble in the Middle East started ley Philharmonic. School and was ac- with the treasurer of the Chemistry Club. tive in varsity football and basket- Club. He was also on the staff of creation of the state of ball at Wilkes. He also played the Amnicola. He participated in Israel, Because thousands of peG- Mark was also graduated from pie flocked to the new state, the G. A. R. Memorial High School, intramural softball and was a mem- intramural basketball and softball, ber of the Lettermen's Club. and varsity soccer. He was active Arab peoples were forced to move. where he was a member of the Since there are over 800,000 Arabs National Honor Society and a par- Benson, who also received an in the SAM and the Lettermen's Club. I-Ic was elected to Who's in the world today, they cannot be ticipant in the State Band Festival. AD. in Math, attended Meyers taken lightly. High. He was active at Wilkes on Who in American Colleges and the Student Universities. Mr. Webb declared that the Council and was elect- Egyptian dictator, Dr. Hammer (after informing a ed to Who's Who in American Col- Nasser, is de- one leges and Universities. He also termined to wipe out Israel. This class that the textbook for of fact, plus his courses will be changed): "You lames Mark represented the college as Herald- When Mary Louise Onufer enter- the Russian build-up in won't like that because you won't Tribune delegate. ed the Beacon office covered with Egypt, caused Israel to attack a used book. Of Barovich, a Coughlin High grad- coke, she was asked the usual ques- Egypt. Great Britain and France be able to get came into course, you won't be able to get ed correctly, no one ever uses uate, was a member of the Com- tion: "Is it raining out?" the skirmish, but with- because, if I'm inform- them." merce and Finance Department. He She retorted: "No, it's coking!" drew their troops when the United one anyway Nations ordered them to. Plans for a United Europe are being considered by the countries of Italy, England, F'rance, Holland, Belgium, and Luxembourg. Guided missiles will take the place of man- power. He said West Germany does not favor the plan of a United Europe; however, elections will be held soon and new men favoring the plan may head the government. The West Germans are concerned with unit- ing their country and may come to an agreement with the Russians or regain East Germany by force. The free world must work together to combat Communism. This WHEN THE LUCKIES are gone, you've stifi got the will be possible through a stronger and more equal U.N. He referred memory of some great smoking. You've also got a to the fact that the Security Coun- cil, composed of five nations, con- Slack Pack. Chin up, though, you can get more down trolled the U.N. at the storeand every Lucky tastes like a million Mr. Webb remarked that revolu- tions similar to the recent Hungar- bucks. That's because every Lucky is made of fine to- ian revolution can be expected in bacco mild, good-tasting tobacco that's TOASTED all Communist nations. to taste even better. Have you tried a Lucky lately? 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WHAT IS A GERMAN CHEERI.EADERR WHAT IS A FRESH FRUIT? WHAT IS A SORCERESS' COZY NOOK? WHAT IS BUG BUSS? Tom Myers: (upon seeing Jane Keibel after vacation): "Happy New Yeas, Jane." Jane: "That's not what you're supposed to say." Tom: "Well, Happy Chanukah." Jane (showing her heavy third finger on her left hand): "No, not Look!" Tom Rootin' Teuton Brazen Raisin Flea Glee (kissing her hand): "Oh, Witch Niche you've got a bu-bu." ROTH HAPER. JAMES HALL. LUCILLE SUTTMIER. HAROLD LINK. Jane: "No, no. Not that!" FRANKLIN AND MARSHALl. HARVARD CORNELL U. OP NORTH DAKOTA Tom: "Oh, you've b e e n biting your fingernails again." * * * * "IT'S WHAT IS AN UNWASHED HOBO? Dick Myers: "The college im- ported a psychiatrist to speak to TOASTED" the student body in the last assembly before finals - what about to taste after?" belie Stanley Yurkowski (speaking of Marleen Hughes durino' a discus- sion of Monograms): "Her folks have two cars. One is marked his Fragrant Vagrant and one is marked hearse." EDWARD PRICE. III. ROBERTA MARGOLIN. U. OP NEW HAMPSHIRE C.C,N.Y. Marion Klawonn: "Has anyone seen Chancy?" STUCK FOR DOUGH? * * * a a START STICKLING I Evie Krohn: "That's the en- gagiest looking engaement ring MAKE 25 I've ever seen. Oh! You have that engaged look." We'll pay $25 for every Stickler we printand for hundreds more that Janice Schuster: "Shall I invest Luckies never get used! So start Stickling they're so easy you can think of dozens in a new typewriter ribbon?" in seconds! Sticklers are simple riddles Marion Klawonn: "No. Old rib- with two-word rhyming answers. Both bons never die, they just fade a- words must have the same number of way," syllables. do drawings.) Send * * * * * C I C A R E T T E S Tas:e (Don't 'em all with your name, address, Dave Kistler: "Wa n d e r what CLEANER, FRESHER, SMOOTHER! college and class to Happy-Joe-Lucky, other kind of contest they're going Box 67A, Mount Vernon, N. Y. to have around here?" * * A * *

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Into 147-Pound Class basketball action, the Boozers will each The Royals are a hot and cold With the naming of Don Rey- meet the Blackhawks at 7:30 p.m., The first tourney will be between team with an unimpressive record nolds as Athlete of the Week, the February 4. Following that game, teams of five bowlers. The distri- of four wins and eight losses. wrestlers retained this award for the Canaries face the Lunkheads bution of males and females on Early in the season they romped the second consecutive week. Rey- and the Faculty Five will test the these teams will be left to the team over King's College and then bare- nolds was selected for his five con- Dribbling Burets. captains. ly eked out a victory from Yeshiva, a team soundly beaten by King's. secutive wins. On Feb. 7, the will Following this event, there will Faculty Five Flying Hof- Don, reporting oppose the be competition for mixed doubles The Dutchmen of late, did not have Nifty Nine, Sokol's shot- stra, beaten by the Colonels, beat enough time to get in shape. De- guns will take on the Canaries and and male doubles. spite this handicap, he the Lunkheads and Blackhawks will Scranton by better than 15 points. managed to All events will consist of one If such a comparison can be con- pin his first four opponents. tangle in the finale. The first game round of play. They will be held on sidered, the Colonels should even In his last meet against Ithaca, this date will begin at 7 p.m. Sunday evenings at the Jewish up their record at six wins and six Reynolds deceisioned his man by a The American League will take Community Center; starting time losses. Four of the five wins were score of 11-3. Previously wres- the floor on February 5 with the will be 7:00 p.m. consecutive. ting at 137 pounds, Don gave away Lazy Eight vs. the Neki Hoki at Rosters for any or all events may Lycoming broke the four-game close to ten pounds at Ithaca. 7:30 p.m. Following this action, be given to Jane Keibel, Sterling winning streak of the Wilkes cage Don, who is fast and aggressive, the Crew Cuts will try to charm Hall; Beacon Sports Editor Dick team at Wiiliamsport, with the likes to take down his opponents Don Reynolds the Serpents and Club 20 will at- Myers; or Barry Miller, Ashley Warriors on the long end of an 84- quickly and, as his record shows, tempt to wipe up the Bar Rags. Hall. 77 score. Morgan was high for the generally does. After a two-day rest, the Ameri- All rosters must be presented no Colonels with 32 points. Don is known as "The Tiger" Mr. Tener: "What is the most can Leaguers resume competition later than February 22. Any hand- The hoopsters again missed their not only for his showing on the i m p o r t a n t factor in telling a at 8:15, February 7. The Ashley ed in after this date cannot be ac- sixth win on Tuesday night when mat but for his determination in story?" Aces will play the Crew Cuts, the cepted. Earliest entries will be Juniata took the measure of the extracurricular activities as well. Al Kislin: "Telling the story." (continued on page 5) given preference. (continued on page 5) Co-captain of the wrestling team and President of the Student Coun- cil are but a part of his varied campus activities. Reynolds, a graduate of Hanover High School, will be graduated in June with a major in Political Science. 1ive Modern! INTRAMURAL ROSTERS OF NATIONAL LEAGUE Bob Pitel, chairman of the Stu- Pick the Pack that Suits You Best! dent Committee of Intramural Bas- ketball, announced that the schedules have been distributed to all persons connected with the sport. If anyone has not seen them, they can be found on any of the bulletin boards. The officials for the leagues are also students. They are: Joe Lud- (COSTS NO MORE) gate, Bob McGurrin, Ed Duncan, Marshal Jenkins, Tom Ruggerio, and Frank Sabach. The American League roster ap- peared in the December 14 issue of the Beacon. The National League teams and their members are: Blackhawks: Eugene Price, capt.; John Wasickanin, Tom Hurley, Jim Stephens, Jerome Gorski, Joe Mar- gallis, Larry Polk, John Pisaneschi, Frank Steck, Bob Minnemier, Art Hontz. Boozers: Robert Martin, capt.; Boyd Hoats, Carl Havira, Charles Kirchner, Anthony Puma, John Sal- vo, Paul Reklaitis, Richard Salus, Robert Williamson, Robert Sislan. Canaries: Mike Santasania, capt.; Joe Nardone, Joe Abate, Dave Goz- diskowski, Mitch Czoch, Bill Little- ton, Larry Choper. Faculty Five: John Reese, capt.; John Curtis, Russell Picton, John Whitby, George Ralston, Arthur Hoover, James Ferris. Lunkheads: John Sopiego, capt.; Gene Zelieniki, Gene Edwards, Lee Eckert, John Pipelo, Sam Schultz. Nifty Nine: Bob Hontz, Capt.; John Mask, Charles Kuschke, Dan Reese, James Hennigan, Glen John- son, Art Bellas, Bob Sestak, Jack Heltzel. Sokol's Shotguns: Bart Sokol, capt.; Paul Kilen, Thomas Hoosic, Harold Rubin, John Pisaneschi, Pat Shovlin, Thomas Hurley. The Dribbling Burets: Tom Lane, capt.; Ed MeCafferty, Jan Zapora, John Washinski, Paul Hrasucki, Jim Stephens, Richard Kithen, and Leonard Franekowiak. Smoke modern L&M and always get Lady in upper berth wanted an extra blanket. Cuoldn't raise the porter. Woke the man in lower, saying, "Could you please get me full exciting flavor a blanket?" He: "I might. By the way, are you married?" ...PLUS THE PURE WHITE MIRACLE TIP She: "No." He: "Would you like to practice With L&M. . . and only L&M . . . can you pick the pack being married?" that suits you best. 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' Reese's rapp1ers M e e t CC.J1Y. ASHLEY ACES GAIN SPORTS SPURTS LOOP CHAMPIONSHIP In Gym al 7 !'OM Tomorrow; Both The Ashley Aces remained in I by DICK MYERS, Sports Editor first place after last Sunday's final Squads Sporfin Perfect Records round of bowling. By winning the During the holidays, we learned that Colonel cage star George National League championship, the Seeking their seventh straight Morgan was listed as 13th scorer in the nation among the small col- Aces gained the right to compete win of the year, the Wilkes wres- leges. The report was dated January 5, at which date the Plymouth with the Mixed Masters, American COLONELETTES MEET ers will play host to City College of New York tomorrow evening at junior held a 25.2 average with a total of 252 points in ten games. League c h a m p s, for all-College George scored 32 in a losing cause against Lycoming at the Wil- honors. MARYWOOD CAGERS 7 o'clock just prior to the basket- liamsport college. In Monday night's game against Juniata, he was The playoffs between the two The courageous Colonelettes ven- ball game. (See basketball story held to 12 points which dropped his average to a still-respectable 24.8 teams will be held this Sunday, tured out onto the basketball court on page 4.) points per contest. February 3rd, at 7:15 at the Jewish for the third time last night to The visitors' coach, Joe Zapora, He is also averaging well over 15 rebounds per game to lead his Community Center. Anyone who meet the Marywood mobsters in a is himself a former wrestler and teammates in that department. wishes to see the match is invited do-or-die game. It was the last one-time National champion from WILKES JOINS MASCAC to attend. chance for the Colonelettes to pull the University of Illinois. He is in Wilkes College tennis, baseball, and basketball teams will enter The final standings for the Na- a win out of a disastrous schedule, his 25th year as coach of the CCNY into organized league competition with other member colleges in the tional League are: which saw them beaten twice in a squad, and his grapplers have Middle Atlantic States Collegiate Athletic Confer- row. promised to give him an anniversa- ence (MASCAC) in addition to existing participa- TEAM W L Pet. Although the Wilkes women put ry gift of an undefeated season. tion in soccer, golf, and wrestling leagues. Aces 17 3 .850 forth their best showing of the The New Yorkers have won four The MASCAC will divide the schools into three Shamrocks 12 8 .00 season, the Maiywood team's ex- lost none and feel that their prom divisions, the larger schools to be named the Uni- Athletes 10 10 .500 ,perience and conditioning led the iso will be fulfilled if they get past versity Division, the smaller ones iii the Collegiate 45-27 the Colonels safely. They have al- Strikers 10 10 .500 visitors to an easy triumph. Division will be divided into North and South groups. The one bright spot on the floor ready beaten Temple, the Long Along with Wilkes in the North College Division Unkowns : last night was the display of the Island Aggies, Fairleigh-Dickinson, will be Albright, Dickinson, Elizabethtown, Gettys- Superchargers 2 18 .109 sparkling new uniforms worn by and Brooklyn Prep, the latter by a burg, Hofstra, Juniata, Lebanon Valley, Lycoming, the team. The uiiiforme score of 30-5, Trophies will he awarded this Wilkes Moravian, Scranton, Stevens, Susquehanna, and I are blue with a yellow "W" on the Their squad is experienced, but Wagner. Competition in at least 11 games Sunday to the winners of High proved that will Average-male, front and a yellow number on the can be taken. Wilkes qualify for the championship honors of each group. High Average-fe- last year by a solid 21-11 count. male, High 3-game series and High back. The Colonelettes had hopes For the first time in many years, the closed- that the new attire would bring Both squads will compete tomor- Myers door wrestling tournament held annually by the Single game. All recipients are row with pretty much the same asked to attend, them good luck and it might have MASCAC will see the Colonels in the act. The as the score was not as lop-sided teams they had last season. tourney, held at Gettysburg College this year, will find several of High Average-male is awarded as the previous encounter had been, The psychological advantage is the teams which the Wilkes squad has defeated this year. Should to George Gacha, 174. Barry Mill- The Colonelettes play at home with the Colonels, however, as they the men of the Blue and Gold continue their winning ways, they er came in second with a 168 aver- next Thursday against Misericor- are possessors of an eleven meet may well enter the tournament as favorites. age. Dick Morris and Peter Perog dia. The Misery mobsters wallop- winning streak extending to the HELP WANTED - WHISTLE TOOTERS tied for third place with 163, each. ped the women of Wilkes by the pre'.os year, and have won a total Bob Pitel and his student committee are doing a great job with For the female High Average, score of 94-27 at Dallas in their of 17 ottt of their last 18 bouts. the organization and supervision of the intramural basketball leagues. Re s i e Weinstein won with 119, first game but things look better Coach John Reese has reason to His officials, however, could use a little help. Fran Hor,kins and Lois Jage fol- for the Wilkes gals because they be proud of his men this year. He Coach John Reese, Director of Intramural Sports, asked us to issue lowed with 114 and 113, respective- have had more practice and the says that he has a well-balanced a plea for volunteers to give these lads a hand. The only requirements II'. game is on the large Wilkes floor. team of "good, solid kids", that his hre a knowledge of basketball rules, a desire to learn the fine art of High 3-game Series was taken The Colonelettes were at a distinct boys work well together, and that "callin' them as ya see them", and a good quantity of intestinal forti- by Pete Perog with his 594. Miller disadvantage at both away games they work even harder for a win tude. was second with 584 while Dick because both Marywood and Mi. if any of the others get beaten be- THOSE "INACTIVITY PASSES" Morris took third with 537. sericordia have postage stamp-size fore them. We have always been of the opinion that a ticket paid for is one to Barry Miller with 228-225 took floors and the Colonelettes threat- be used. Perhaps the majority of the students on campus don't realize first and second place for High ened to run into the spectators' laps that they are paying for the student activities passes which they put Single game. George Gacha came time and time again. W R E S T LI N G into their wallets and then use only on rare occasions. in third with a 205. Coach Helen Bubeck expressed l9----Wilkes E. Stroudsburg---15 These and other privileges are taken into consideration when The Ghost Riders captured High the hope that the Misericordia team 27--Wilkes Sworthmore-- 5 the tuition rates are figured. Therefore, it seems rather pointless Team Series with a 1891. The Mix- would tire early, because they are 26-- -.Wiikes ...... Brooklyn Poly---- 8 to us that more people do not take advantage of this pass ed Masters and Aristocrats follow- not used to the large floor, and give 24Wiikes .. Holstra 6 There are two teams presently active, both requiring admission up. 2 1Wilkes Ithacali ed with 1833 and 1768, respectively. Wilkes a chance to catch Lolayette-- 3 fees (or activity pass) and the support they are receiving from the stu- 27--Wilkes dent body is something less than inspiring. February: The cagers always put on a good show for the home fans, 2C.C.N.Y. Home, 2:00 P.M. and would Away, 7:30 P.M. be capable of even better things if the gym were filled as it should be 6--Lycoming when they COLOT[EL WRESTLERS COP 9Fairleigh-Dick'son Away, 2:00 P.M. play. 13Millersvillo Home. 7:30 P.M. Those who claim they "don't understand" or "don't enjoy" wres- 19Kings Point Away, 3:15 P.M. tling, are missing a good entertainment bet, as the Wilkes matmen are SIXTH CONSECUTIVE VICTOR 23 Muhlenberg Home, 2:00 P.M. currently riding on an unparalleled eleven-straight victory string. Coach: John Reese made a his opponent, losing 5-0 in the Tomorrow finds both the grapl)lers and the hoopsters in action. The Wilkes grapplers Home Matches: Wilkes Gymnasium successful trip to New York, de- heavyweight class. Neil has the They are doing a fine job and deserve the support of every student on BASKETBALL campus. Bring your dates, too. feating the Ithaca squad on Janu- distinction of being the only man ary 26 by a score of 21-11. who Morrell has not pinned. Coach: Edward Davis This win marks the sixth in suc- Defeat Lafayette Home Court: Wilkes Gymnasium CAGERS MEET cession for the Colonels. They In the previous meet held Janu- Ithaca-82 SCRANTON the 81Wilkes (continued from page 4) gained five points without lifting ary 19th at the Wilkes gym, 80Wilkes E. Stroudsburg-85 For Complete Shoe Service Wilkes quintet by a 95-69 score. a finger as Dick \Veiss won by for- Colonels defeated Lafayette Col- 83Wilkes Dickinson-- 58 Morgan played a good floor game feit in the opening 123-pound class. lege, 27-3. 70Wilkes Rider---74 but held In the 130-pound division, Jim The grapplers lost the first match 68---Wiikes Elizabethtown---86 was to twelve points while City Shoe Repair 83Wilkes Moravian---82 George Gacha hit for 26 on the in- lMard won by a decision, 8-1, and hut went on to take all the remain- in the 137-pound class, Joe Morgan ing ones. 80Wilkes Newark Rutgers-- 60 side. 18 W. Northampton St. Wilkes.Barre 74-- -Wilkes Hofstra--64 McLaughlin was high for the turned in his second straight fall. In the 130-pound class, Jim Ward decisioned his opponent, 12-0. Joe 100--Wilkes Ithaca---73 winners with 35. Don Reynolds continued to show 77 -Wilkes Lycoming-84 his mat mastery by decisioning his Morgan took the next match by 69--Wilkes Juniala-95 ''till 3:52. IIIIIUlllhlIIIIIIIIIIDll1IllllhIIIllhIliuIllllhltIIllIlIIIl,,,,i, man, 11-3. It was the fifth con- pinning Larry McKnight in February: secutive win for Reynolds, who had Following this were two quick 2--Scranton Home, 8:00 P.M. HANDICAP TOURNAMENT pinned all of his previous oppo- pins by Don Reynolds and Terry 6Lebanon Valley Home, 8:00 P.M. (continued from page 4) nents. Smith in 2:40 and 3:15, respective- 9Bridgeport Away, 8:30 P.M. Lazy Eight will face the Serpents, Terry Smith was decisioned in ly. iSSusquehanna Home. 8:00 P.M. and the Foetal Pigs will meet the the 157-pound class and D a v e In the 167-pound class, Dave 20--Lycoming Home, 8:00 P.M. Neki Hoki. Thomas decisioned Don Witmyer, 23Dickinson Home, 8:00 P.M. Thomas suffered his first defeat as 27Susquehanna Away, 8:00 P.M. If the gym is unavailable for any he was pinned by Viola. 6-0. Walt Glogowski bested his reason, team captains will be noti- March: With the score of the meet at man, 7-3. 2Harpur Home, 8:00 P.M. fied and alternate schedules ar- Neil Dadurka gave 60 pounds to , this point 16-8 in favor of Wilkes, 9K. Stroudsburg Away. 8:30 P.M ranged. Walt Glogowski pinned his man in his opponent but managed to de- Wil,-Piced the 177-pound division to put the feat him, 5-2. contest on ice for the Colonels. THE FAMOUS Neil Dadurka, giving away 120 PENN BARBER SHOP score pounds, was unable to against Next Door to Y.M.C.A. ACE 'Dupont' CLEANERS 3 BARBERS AT YOUR SERVICE Bostonian We use the "Dupont" Cleaning Method . Soda - Candy - Tabacco L 6 Wilkes College SPECIAL 1-HOUR SERVICE Phone VA 4-4551 ASK ABOUT OUR Shoes BOOKSTORE 280 S. River St. Wilkes.Barre, Pa. 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Cohen, director of Requirements the college's biology research labo- Three biology majors have re- ratory, will present a paper dealing cently been notified of their accep- with the findings of Wilkes' allergy tance by medical schools, according research project to a nationwide to an announcement by Dr. Alfred group early this month. W. Bastress, Dean of Instruction. The paper, dealing with the ex- The students, all seniors, are periments of the Wilkes group, will Leslie Weiner, Forest Hils, N. Y.; be presented at the 13th annual Jerome Stein, New York City; and meeting of the American Academy Arthur Meyer, Exeter. of Allergy on February 4 in Los Angeles. Upon graduation from Wilkes, Weiner, a resident of Ashley Hall, Aiding Dr. Cohen in the research will study at the medical college project were Dr. Francis J. Mi- of the University of Cincinatti. He chelini, assistant professor of bio- is the son of Mr. and Mi's. Paul logy, and e s e c r a r h assistants L. Weiner of Forest 1-lills, and has Daniel S. Dzury and Vincent Dra- been a consistent dean's list stu- piewski. dent. Weiner is president of the The research project studied the Biology Club, Ashley Hall, and is effects on rabbits of staphylcoccus currently a laboratory research as- aureus, a common bacteria respon- sistant for the college's ragweed sible for infections. The study in- Los Weiner Art Meyer Jerome Stein sensitization project. He has been dicated that the bacteria used on a member of the Student Council the rabbits is not only responsible for the past several years, and is for infection but causes allergic re- LOAN FUND CREATED presently serving as parliamentari- actions as well. BY FACULTY WOMEN an of that organization. Value of the Wilkes experiments THE KERNEL'S KORN Jerry Stein, the son of Mrs. Ida lies in that the reactions of the The W ii k e s Faculty Women's Stein Barish of New York, has been rabbits studied by Dr. Cohen and by Dick Myers we hit our with Club has announced the creation of accepted at the medical school of his researchers may parallel the foot one. Which The New Year's celebrations are brings the reminder that too many a Girls' Loan Fund for the women the State University of New York. reactions of human beings, thus bridge partners call a spade two students of the college. The plan A roommate of Weiner, he has been providing science with a clue to over and the already--broken reso- lutions lay behind about as firm and spades. is already in operation. active in many campus organiza- possible causes of allergies in hu- tions. He has served as treasurer mans. strong as a pretzel after three We chuckled a bit when told of The fund, which now has a capi- days' immersion in beer. We didn't the -furnace-tender in a Russian tal of almost 50 dollars, is designed of the Biology Club, vice president Protection against the type of make any of the customary resolu- slave-labor camp. He spent sev- to aid girls on the campus who find of his dormitory, a representative bacteria studied in the Wilkes labo- tions, following one made ten years eral hours trying to cool off an themselves in minor financial cri- on the Inter-dormitory council, and ratory has proved difficult up to overheated barracks, then went ses. The money can be obtained a member of the Beacon staff. He ago: to whit, never again to make student, and now, inasmuch as bacteria used in a New Year's resolution. It's the home exhausted and complained to immediately, and may be repaid to has been a dean's list the immunizing vaccines injected only one we've ever been able to his wife that he had been stoving the fund at the convenience of the is also currently a laboratory re- into humans undergo changes in keep. all day over hot slaves. student with absolutely no interest search assistant for the college's the treatment which make them ragweed sensitization project. In attendance at one of the local charge. differ from infecting bacteria, or Art Meyer, who is the son of Mr. New Year celebrations was a very The loan, which will be negotiated so laboratory experiments indi- through Mrs. Doane's office, may and Mrs. Max Meyer of 124 Lincoln cated. drunk plumber. Guess you'd call GRAD STUDY EXAMS go or- the pie-eyed piper. be obtained from Mrs. Doane, Miss Street, Exeter, will to the Jeff The study also suggests that him The admission Test for Graduate son Medical School, Philadelphia. -Some college lads got a bit gay Study in Business will be given at Jesse, or Miss Clark and will be changes may therefore perhaps be handled with the strictest confi- He also was a dean's list student needed in current methods of im- on this festive occasion and de- more than 100 examination centers an old-fashioned dence. at Wilkes and participated in extra- munization against bacterial in- cided to conduct to applicants for admission to cer- as Money curricular activities such the fections. "panty-raid". When apprehended tain graduate business schools or for the plan was raised Club and the basketbafl judge, they through contributions of the Wilkes Biology and hauled before the divisions on the following dates: team. He was a three-letter man were all booked but one. He was Faculty Women's Club to meet February 7th, April 13th, and July at the West Side high school if0 set free when he explained that 27, 1957. Applications and fees what they thought was a real need on the campus. Eventually, this both -baseball and basketball before this was his first slip. should reach Educational Testing coming to Wilkes. WHAT IS A A big Texan, his wife, and his Service at least two weeks before group hopes to increase the capital the fund. six-year-old son entered one of the the testing date selected. of Sam Dilcer to Jane Keibel: "You COLLE;E MAN? local bars. The man stepped up Some of the univeristies sponsor- see the bandage on Paul Katz' to the bar and ordered two double ing these tests are Columbia, Har- nose? He's wearing that because Between the senility of second shots of whiskey. The little fellow vard, Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Neil Turtel: "When is your moth- he bit himself on the nose." childhood a n d t h e light-hearted looked a hit puzzled, then turned to Virginia. For a bulletin of infor- er's anniversary?" Jane: "Don't be silly - how lechery of the teens, we find a his father and asked, "What's the blank loathsome mation and an application Warren Glass: "Same day as my could he do that?" creature called the col- matter with Ma, ain't she drink- write to Admission Test for Gradu- father's." Sam: "He stood on a chair." lege man. College men come in all in'?" ate Study in Business, Educational sizes, assorted weights, and states there's the guy who deli- Testing Service, 20 Nassau St., and Then of sobriety, all have the same vers coal. He listed himself on a Princeton, New Jersey. To do creed: nothing every second a musician. Claimed he every minute of form as of every day and was a coal porter. to protest with w h i n i n g noises (their great weapon) when their During the recent snow storm, TUXEDOS TO RENT all ceased on the night shift las minute of inertia is finished and work Special Price To Students in the toy animal factory. The THOUGHT they are taken off to the Employ- 198 SO. WASHGTON ST. ment Office or the Draft Board. foreman asked what was the delay College men are found every- in production and was indignantly If a centaur married informed by the assembly worker where . . . breaking train windows, AUM'S a mermaid fair, tearing down goal posts, inciting that he wouldn't turn out a dog on What kind of children ni3ht like that. - riots, or jumping bail. Mothers a would she bear? attitude. We al- love them, little girls love them, big That's a good have bide girls love them, middle-size girls ways felt that you should call a Would they have scales? love them, and Satan protects them. spade a spade. We did . . . until Open A or would they A college man is I.aziness with Would they have hooves peach-fuzz on its face, idiocy with CH!RGE ACCOUNT or long fishy tails? in and the Hope Lanolin its hair, CITIZENSHIP GROUP At Would they eat seaweed of the future with an overdrawn or would they eat hay? bankbook in its pocket. APPOINTS HOOVER He likes good liquor, had liquor Arthur J. Hoover, instructor of POMEROY'S It's one of the cancelled classes, double -features, commerce and finance and secre- problems of the day. and girls on football weekends. He tarial studies, has been appointed For All Your School is not much for hopeful mothers, as a trustee of the Eastern Penn- irate fathers, sharp-eyed ushers. sylvania Citizenship C 1 e a r i n g And Personal Needs cops, alarm clocks, or letters from House, it was recently announced the dean. by C. E. Janosik, EPCCH director, A college man is a magical crea- The organization, established at ture ... you can lock him out of the University of Pennsylvania in your heart, but not out of your 1953, attempts to motivate college liquor cabinet. You can get him off graduates to become active in th N your mind but you can't get him work of the politic-al party of their Pk*LiM When heavy thinkIng gets off your expense account. Might choice. Est, 1871 down, rplax and take your jailer you as well give up; he is your Trustees meet twice yearly to BIG with a Chesterfield! your boss, and your albatross plan toward the goals of the pro- pleasure a bleary - eyed, no - account, girl-- gram. 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