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GVSU Public Relations ment policy and a new process to address other forms of dis­ To provide the optimal learn­ criminatory harassment, focus­ ing and working environment for ing on racial and/or ethnic har­ all faculty, staff and students at assment. Grand Valley State University, According to Michael Woods, the GVSU Board of Control in Director of Affirmative AcLion, June approver! a Discriminatory “Ollier forms of harassment are Harassment Policy. of no less importance and should According to Michael Woods, be addressed with equal energy. Director of Affirmative Action, However, Grand Valley has had "The unanimous approval of this a sexual harassment policy in policy by the Board demon­ place for over a year.” strates the university’s commit­ In addition to racial and/or ment to foster tin educational en­ ethnic concerns, the new policy vironment free from any form of also covers other types of illegal discriminatory harassment.” harassment based on, for ex­ “Our goal at Grand Valley is ample, age, veteran status, and to enable students and faculty religion. and staff members to function in This policy will help ensure a positive campus climate that is that students of diverse social, conducive to learning and to economic, racial and ethnic work,” stated Bart Merklc, As­ backgrounds are afforded equal sistant Provost and Dean of Stu­ educational opportunities free of dents. intimidation or illegal harass­ The new policy includes a pre­ ment. viously existing sexual harass­ New environmental group to address ozone problem By F.ric Allen Richard The first meeting to gel this News Writer organization going will be held September 20, at 7 p.m. in room In 1987, a hole in the ozone 230 Lount Hall. Anyone layer of our atmosphere tvs ice interested is encouraged to the si/.e of the continental United attend the meeting. States was discovered. It is During the meeting a predicted that by the year 2037 discussion of organization will there will be one and a half be first on the agenda to elect a PHOTO BY BOB COOLEY billion cases of skin cancer due president of the group and then Icira Hefferan, a Grand Valley student from Grand Rapids holds a candle at Monday's Candlelight Vigil to the hole in our o/.one. with vice president, secretary, This is an alarming statistic and treasurer. By Marcy Buev Bell was said to lose her life only done in memory but in that will be addressed in "I hope the studdnts at our News Writer because of an illegal abortion protest. The Students For different ways by a new schixil start getting involved so under a bill similar to the Reproductive Choice wanted to environmental group headed by that we can actually make a On Monday Night candles recently signed parental consent make it known that every one professor of physics, Daniel difference, because eventually flickered, then glowed across bill. has a voice. Andersen and assisted by the country for Becky Bell. This candle lighting was not See VIGIL p.3 freshman Jason Baker Sec OZONE p. 2 Last fall’s “sit-in” causes many changes on campus By Kym Valade Understanding", a fifteen point of GVSU. Statement of Understanding deal ing. The Housing Office has News Writer request for changes on campus. He suited that two disk forces with the curriculum. Niemeyer published several informational The changes which will affect have been formed to supervise said that these suggestions are brochures dealing with the issues Many changes have been tak­ primarily housing, academics, the progress. One group deals being closely examined before of racial sensitivity and discipli­ ing place on campus due to die student activities and food serv­ with curricular aspects and is anything is put into effect. nary action. “sit-in” that occurred last tall ice arc gradually being ad­ made up of faculty members. "All decisions must go "We want to prevent any har Approximately 70 black stu­ dressed. The other group focuses on stu­ through the same process when assment, racial or otherwise, dents (xcupied a section ol "We have been working dent life on campus and consists they deal with the curriculum of from occurring on campus," said Kukol on March 29 and 3(1 |(lr through die summer months on of faculty, administration and a university,” said Niemeyer. Rick Hanke, Director of Hous- nearly 27 hours. The result was points relative to the sit in,” said stuck? nLs. Another major issue ad­ the signing of a “Siateffcnt ol Glenn Niemeyer, vice-president Two of die points from the dressed by the sit-in was hous­ See SIT-IN p. 2

A Page 2 The Lanthom September 19,1990 ------——*------\ GV enrollment reaches all time high [ Iraq crisis affects locals the_____ United_ States for 13 years, By Marcy Bucy Fletcher backed up that statement reach their goal. his family, with the qxcep- News Writer saying, “Grand Valley has always The recently transfered offices maintained the philosophy that of Public Administration, Crimi­ brother stayed in Grand Valley has experienced any academically qualified stu­ nal Justice and Social Work de­ Kuwait Yousuf was a former a large leap in enrollment since dents who wished to attend partments again free up areas salesman for a Kuwait oil com­ that first freshman class in 1963 should not be turned away.” that can be used for office space. pany, and is very familiar with when the student body numbered Fletcher said the reason so There are also hopes for a new the MiddleFast. 226. many students are interested is science building, according to At the beginning of the cri- This year a record enrollment because,” Grand Valley has a Lubbers, that will begin to allevi­ ■- Yousufs parents escaped has been reached by the univer­ concerned and dedicated faculty ate the lack of space. KuwaiL Tliey took a sity. There are 11,726 students and has always maintained the One of Lubbers’ main con­ plane out of Saudi Arabia and registered, compared to the high quality that students seek.” cerns with the enrollment lift 10,908 recorded last year. That The number of students has in­ was more faculty to keep class is a 7.4% increase. creased but so has the academic sizes down and of course a place Yousuf still has two sisters Why is enrollment expanding quality. The average freshman to put those new classes. iben Sch- arid a brother in Kuwait close so much? It is because the in­ students entering Grand Valley But when can we expect these to the controversy. One of his cline in students registered is are doing so with a G.P.A. of 3.3 additions to take place? That work and sisters tried to escape, but she found mainly in retention and and an A.C.T. of 23.1. depends on many things. First, if from Israel, - was caught. Yousuf is unable graduate/transfer students. The Fletcher added, “...G.V.S.U. enrollment keeps increasing at thePLOan. td speak to his sisters, due to retention level is 7,336 over last continues to attract the state” s the rate it has it will become action. the phone lines being cutoff. years 6,586. better students.” necessary to expand. When asked what he thought Out of the 3,625 new students So what is to be done about Secondly, the economy within of what President Bush has 726 are new graduate students, the overload on campus? A new Michigan itself. If the economy preached peace, but they con­ done so far Yousuf said, “Bush 1313 are transfer students and building will shortly be under­ would increase then appropria­ tinue to back Iraq. He also should have taken action im­ I486 are freshmen. That is only way.. The Cook Dewitt center is tions would be mandated for the believes there must be a dra­ mediately and given Saddam an 8.8% increase in freshmen, to be a location for entertainment, colleges needed improvements. matic change in the PLO for Hussein a definite three-day but an 11% incline in retainment Campus Ministries and in turn All in all, Grand Valley has Israel’s safety. warning to start something or students. free up locations previously occu­ tried to be responsive to the “President Bush should be get out of Kuwait.” President Arend Lubbers said, pied. needs of the students during their applauded for his courageous Both men, Schindler and "I have no problem limiting the Another plus is that space has expansion. Lynn Blue, of rec­ pursuit of peace,” said Schin­ Yousuf, can now only sit back number of freshman coming in been added in Au Sauble Hall to ords, said it best by stating, dler. and hope the crisis created by because they have other choices help decrease the classroom pres­ “(The enrollment problem) is the Abe Yousuf, a former Ku­ Hussein ends peacefully. But of education. But I believe the sure. best problem the university will waiti citizen living in the they both seem to believe for transfer students need a better By adding six new classes and have to face when good students Grand Rapids area, also com­ various reasons that the future opportunity to get in provided 40 offices, as well as space want to excel at Grand Valley.” mented on the crisis. of their home lands docs not they meet academic standards. leased for additional offices in Yousuf has been living in look encouraging. Assistant Provost Robert Grand Rapids, they are trying to

OZONE from p. 1------SIT-IN from p.l ------it’s going to affect us all,” said Baker. ing. “The group, once it gets started will deal more with actual projects Several African - Americans rather than just discussion; projects such as recycling and writing have been hired to positions in letters to get action from higher places,” said Baker. Housing as a result of the sit-in. Maurice Sturdivant and Brenda Mitchncr were hired as graduate assistants to deal with the Mul­ ticultural Assistant program and C A L L U S ! U referral and discipline problems. (V 669-8800 The four newly created posi­ n tions for MuTticulroraT Assistant 2732 Port Sheldon iHSffll (MA) have been filled by Joy Bass, Naser Kamal, Monique DOMINO’S /< % i® PIZZA PACK. James and Emerson Sheffcy. !>**» "\*ii (a) Currently, the Housing Of­ fice has opened a search for a Gather your friends and order new Assistant Director for Hous­ a minimum of five - 12” medium ing Service due to a resignation. custom-made pizzas with Although it was asked that an one topping on each, in pan African-American be hired' in an or original crust at only JL j | assistant director level, Hanke T).J. every Tuesday n Plus, receive a declined to comment on whether FREE 2 liter bottle per P ^ za or not this is a qualification ancing and Pool Tables of Coke Classic with your order. being looked at. Eleven applica­ (additional toppings 75$ each per pizza) tions have been received anil Rockin' Bowl (add more 12” pizzas at $5.00 each) narrowed down to two finalists who will be interviewed in mid Must be 21-years old with valid ID ires O ^iber 5 ^ 1 9 9 0 ® m m m m w i t i October.

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Performance dates for "The Bus runs daily to Eb Auditions for two university Hobbit" are November 2-11. By Jennifer Wigger Center, it makes one more stop for each pass, representing productions will be held this “Our Town” will be performed News Writer downtown at Michigan and a 25% savings over the normal weekend. “The Hobbit,*’ by January 24-February 2. Each Monroe. price. J.R.R. Tolkien, and “Our play calls for 18-25 people, Starting at seven in the To go from one campus to the ' Currently, 120 to 150 students Town,” by Thornton Wilder, with an even number of roles morning and finishing at ten at other takes approximately half use the bus each day. This is a will be held in the Louis Arm* for men and women. night the G & M Coach bus an hour. slight increase over last year. strong Theatre, Calder Build­ Actors may be cast in both makes nine to ten trips a day for Fare is $1 cash each way. tjfkbus is available to ing, on Sunday September 23 plays, as rehearsals will not students traveling between the This price is reduced to 40 cents students every day that classes from 1-5 p.m. and Monday conflict Scripts for the plays two GVSU campuses. if the stiident has a Grand Rapids are held during the fall and September 24 from 7-10 p.m. are available for study from the In addition to stops on both Transit Authority Transfer. winter semesters. “The Hobbit will be directed School of Communications Of­ campuses, the bus also stops In addition, GVSU bus passes For more info, pick up a by Roger Ellis and “Our fice, 121 Lake Superior Hall. twice on Lake Michigan Drive, are available at both bookstores. schedule available at the main Town” will be directed by For further information phone at Fables and Valley. After the A booklet of 20 passes sells for dedr at the University Book Laura Gardner Salazar. '" M f Salazar at 895-3510. - — ----, . ■------— * bus reaches the Eberhard $15. This breaks down to 75 Store. VIGIL From p. 1- Choice on Campus, Doug Wood, candles .we all have a voice we Vigils such as the one Voters can do so by voting on wrapped up the vigil with his can use to influence our own experienced at Grand Valley November 7 (register by O ct 7) Planed Parenthood’s own experience in relation to personal fate. But together we Monday September 17th, were so you can have your own voice. Francesca Amari stated, “We Becky’s feelings at the time of can strive to seal the fate of our experienced across campuses But be educated on which support parental involvement, her death. state and nation.” such as University of Michigan, official supports your view. but the law doesn’t make Doug proceeded to make a Planned parenthood and Michigan State, Oakland Becky Bell’s candle might provisions for rape and teens that comparison to (he candle , and Students For Reproductive University, Western Michigan, have been blown out too young come from disfunctional individual voice. Doug expressed Choice encourage people to and Northern Michigan -but Monday night candles were homes.” the following. “All come fight back against the University. light to fight ignorance and They believed other legislature together to light a candle in unity. “unfortunate passage of a harsh, All the viewpoints expressed shame. The small flickers of could have been introduced to Each candle flickers individually. uncaring, restrictive anti-choice here today have on thing in light held by each individual that include these problems. For But together create light that all bill regardless of a person’s common. They all want people night united to bring Becky’s instants going to any trusting can see.” parental situation. As Armi to become involved in their memory alive for another brief adult family member for He finished the statement with communicated to the crowd. government. moment. permission for abortion. by saying, “As individual as our Bell’s parents believed this law was the cause of her death. They have organized slate wide campaigns, trying to stop what happened to Becky from happening to other teens. Reverend Godwin believed, “Becky left behind a legacy that none of our deaths should be a result of the state in which we live.” The Right To Life organiza­ tion, assembled by Suzic Cross, disagreed with their own demonstration at the vigil. Suzic said. “The law is very adequate. Y5u don’t need parental involvement with a judicial by pass.” They respected the vigil, but wanted their view point expressed. Becky Fcldpausch, Grand Valley’s Right To Life organizer, just wanted people to know life is a choice too. The representative for Students For Reproductive

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How well do youVN keep up on current events? Y o ur T urn How up to date are you on current events? A Harvard University 1996 Summer Olympics is... study showed that most college students from ages 18 to 23 A. ) San Diego, California actually keep on top of world events as much as their parents do. B. ) Houston, Texas So, do the students of Grand Valley know as much as they should C. ) Atlanta, Georgia about current events? Take this ten question quiz to sec how you rate. 4. Local Detroiter Kenneth Weiner’s trial began this week in federal court. What exactly is Weiner being charged with? Car pools & buses 1. What is the name of the gasoline tanker that exploded and A. ) The unexplained use of millions of dollars in Detroit police caught fire in the Saginaw River this week? money. help more than A. ) The William Clay Ford B. ) Operation of an investment rip-off that extracted millions of B. ) The M.V. Jupiter dollars from investors by promising huge returns on gold deals. parking problems C. ) The Pierre Trudeau C. ) His involvement with HUD, in which close to 1.2 million dollars disappeared. To the Editor: 2. What are Supreme Court nominee David Souter’s views on The immediate cost of driving to cam­ abortion? 5. How many people correctly matched all six numbers in the pus from 10 miles away, e.g. from Coveil A. ) He’s pro choice. $ 105-million Florida jackpot? and Lake Michigan Drive, in a car which B. ) He’s pro life A. ) 14 gets 20 miles per gallon is one gallon of C. ) He wouldn’t disclose any opinion. B. ) 0 gasoline per round trip - about $1.30 per C. ) 6 day. The real cost is considerably higher, 3. The only U.S. city in contention as a possible sight for the Sec EVENTS p. 5 including oil, tire wear, repairs, and depre­ ciation of vehicle value. Tim Postma An automobile spews many tons of car­ Freshman, bon dioxide in its lifetime. It also adds Undecided carbon monoxide, hydrocarbons, and "Yes, I watch nitrogen oxides to the air we breathe. The CNN in the collective influence of driving on the en­ morning." vironment is both negative and massive. People who drive unnecessarily contribute more than their share to global warming and other air pollution problems. At 51.30 per gallon, a student might save well over $100 per academic year in Vonda Smitter Junior, Nursing gasoline expenses alone by using the bus "I don’t know, Sort of. I'm just not interested in Howard Stein history and all Biology Department that" Jennifer Moore Sophomore, Business "Yes, I watch the 6:00 news and David Letterman every chance I P h o t o s b y B o b C o o l e y &SI"

Lanthorn T h e Q u e s t io n : Letters Policy Would you say that you are up-to-date with current events? The Opinion section is a section devoted to express- ing the personal views of Mike Remo members of the GVSU Darla Johnson I n t e r v i e w s b y Junior, Criminal Justice Senior, English community. Letters should R o b e r t B e n n e t t e "No, Pm really loo busy with "Yes, Cecil’s going to hit 50 this be addressed to the Opin­ schoolwork. All / know is what no year. Notre Dame is going to beat ion Editor, Lanthorn, Kirk- professors tell me." Michigan (Editors’ note: Good Anonymous hof Center. Call!)." opinions will not be Mike Cro.skcry printed. For purposes of Senior, Public verification only, phone Administration numbers and student ID "Not really I'm numbers must accompany studying inn letters. much "

Please limit letters to 300 words. The Lanthorn re- I mija barrels semes the right to edit for Junior, lane Arts "Snntenluil. / space and readability. guess / h tin h the news hm most of ihi' time Pm studying and Pm i.Si dated from the rest of the world." EVENTS from p. 1 ______•— — ------6. Air Force Chief of Staff, General was fired this week 8. Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev is in favor of new B. )45 by Defense Secretary Dick Cheney for violating Pentagon land referendums which would enable Soviet citizens the C. ) 50 rules by revealing sensitive information to the press. ability to purchase their own land. What exactly did he reveal to the press? True or False Answers: A. ) The cost breakdowns of annual repairs to the stealth 1 B, 2 C, 3 C, 4 B, 5 C, 6 C, 7 A, 8 True, 9 A, 10C fighters and bombers. 9. The House of Representatives has agreed to erect a B. ) His involvement in the Iran-Contra scandal. monument in honor of the Indian tribe members whom Scoring: C. ) That the Air Force was drafting a list of possible Iraqi died in what famous U.S. occurrence? 1-3 correct. You need to look at more than the funnies targets. A. ) The Battle of Little Bighorn and the sport page when you pick up the newspaper. Try ' 7 . > " B. ) The Southwestern Campaigns reading the front page. 7. The Emmy award winner for Best Dramatic series C. ) The Battle at Wounded Knee 4-6 correct. You obviously look at the paper and watch a was... little news on T.V. You fit into the average student A. ) L.A. Law 10. Detroit Tiger Cecil Fielder is attempting to hit how category B. ) China Beach many home runs this season? 7-10 correct You media junkie! You’re on top of it all in A.) 25 so far as current events, keep up the good work!

I would've bought a Macintosh even without the student discount. Lanth Editor in Chief Sarah Stinson News Editor ...... Joe Lowdcn - Opinion Editor Rob Bennett CampiiS Life Editor “The first time I saw a Macintosh, I was B.clh Gricnke. immediately hooked. It’s a work of an. I saw the Sports Editor Jerry Smigclski student pricing and my next move was_____ Entertainment Editor obvious: get one. Andrc||Ka| “Some other computers are cheaper, but Photography Editor JuIieEdingCT: they’re a pain to learn, and working Production Chief on them can be a grueling experience. Last year, a friend bought another Managing Editor Paul Gainer 1 kind of computer against my advice Business Manager and has used it for maybe 15 s l l i l f f l | hours. What a waste. Advertising Manager Pete Mayhak “Macintosh, on the other hand, Ad Director is a logical extension of the Frank Edwards mind. It lets you concentrate on Adviser Sandra Planisck what’s in your paper, not on how to get it on paper. You can The Lanthorn is the stu­ create professional-looking dent-run newspaper of Grand Valley State Uni­ documents in minutes, and you *> versity. The majority of lose the fear of learning new its revenues are raised through advertising sales. programs because they all work The opinions expressed in the same way. in the Lanthorn arc not necessarily those of “Once you’ve worked Grand Valley State Uni­ // with a Macintosh, there's no versity. The deadline for all ad­ turning back!’ vertising material is 5 p.m. on the Thursday Come to our MacFest prior l& publication. The Lanthorn offices are September 27 From 9am - 3pm located in the Kirkhof Kirkhof Center Center, 1 College Land­ ing, A llendale, MI 49401. Phone (616) 895- 3120. Subscriptions to the Lanthorn arc S20 per school year, payable in advance. Make checks Why do people love Macintosh'5 payable to “The Lan- Ask them. thom—GVSU.” In Memory of Sean Campus Calendar September 19-23: Missing a friend so close who called himself “King.” and dear, gone until tomor­ Eightp.m. Sunday Sep­ Wednesday: Noon & 4 p.m.: Excellence in Leadership Program row’s light shines. tember 23 at Sydney’s Nightclub we will begin the Seminar: Communication, Portside, Kirkhof In memory of Sean Pat­ celebration. Feel free to stop 1 p.m.: Personal Growth Support Group, 152 Commons rick Donnelly, a student at by and share stories amongst 3 p.m.: Greek Council Meeting, Kirkhof 3 -6 pm: Colors of Theatre by S.T.A.G.E., Courtyard of G V who was chosen to gradu­ each other... knowing Sean ate from life on earth. We it could take a while. Zumberge 7:15 p.m.: Intervarsity Christian Fellowship, Kleiner invite all who knew him to For any questions, 9 Mid-Week Bible Study \ ‘ celebrate his new life and a please call Little Joe or Don 9 p.m.:UPB Movie: Sex. Lies, and Videotape. 132 LHH new beginning for the kid at 791-7235. • Sean Patrick Donnelly, -Joe Phelan 1968-1989 Deadline for GVSU’s Parent(s) of the Day essay contest. Thursday: O ripn tlfill 3 P-™.: U.S.S.R. Speaker, Henry Cisneros— Lecture, Excellence in Leadership Promenade, Kirkhof 4:30 p.m.: Student Senate Meeting, Kirkhof By Sheryl Howland Leadership Program was de­ to participate in the Mentor - 7 « m . Coliseum by Collegiate Bible Study, North Campus Life Writer signed to assist students at Program that matches estab- n * Grand Valley State Univer­ lishedleaderswithemerging Commons ^ Bronze, Silver, and Gold. sity in developing their per­ new leaders to ensure the ^ p.m.* UPB Nite Club Senes* Carl Rosen, musician; If someone hears these words, sonal and leadership skills. completion of the program Kirkhof it isn’t necessarily due to It is based on levels of and discuss future goals. Friday: walking in on areading of the Bronze, Silver, and Gold. Another very excit- 3 p m . Depart for Leadership Retreat, Meet in Kirkhof Periodic Table. It may be he Each member of the pro­ or she has just walked in on gram is allowed to work at the ^ufdSp'K at! 6 :3 0 p;m - V id e 0 ni«ht for C o,1=Sia«e Bible Study, Prof. an exciting meeting of the his or her pace to fulfill the September 21 ?23. Student Sturm s Excellence in Leadership requirements of each level. leaders will go to Camp 7 p.m.: UPB Movie: Sex. Lies, and Videotape. 132 LHH Program. One o f the require­ Emery at Blue Lake to meet Saturday: Many gathered in Kirk- ments is to attend Individual other student leaders and 1 p.m.; Soccer Club Meeting- hof last Wednesday for the Excellence Sessions. Stu­ exchange ideas. Like the pro- c A . fall orientation meeting. dents are asked to choose gram itself, the retreat is a 11 . y ‘ Stephanie Weiss, Staff As­ four sessionsirrthe level that great opportunity-^develop 10:30 atm.rDialogne Worship ServicesrPortside, sistant for the program, ex­ they wish tocomplete. These leadership skills while hav- Kirkhof plained its purpose and re­ sessions take place every ing a great time! 6:30 p.m.: Catholic Mass, 132 LHH wards. Wednesday at Noon, 4:00, For more informa­ The Excellence in 7:00. tion, contact Stephanie Weiss * , , _ Members are also asked at 895-3295. Mer Escapes------September 21 -22: Oktoberfest

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Ily Jodi Van Holder He used his eyes and facial Campus Life Writer expressions to such an advantage that at times his face finished the Bored?!? Need a study break? joke before he did. Ej/ic "Darkman" Earley (left) stretches up for the ball Or just a good laugh? Then attend Higgins proved he is a notch during one of his team's matches. the Nite Club Series here on cam­ above the rest when hccffccti vel y pus Thursday nights at 9 pm in the handled a heckler in his audience. The swamped court (below) tested many participants’ Promenade Deck of Kirkhof. Higgins performed one liners and athletic abilities in the annual tournament. Sunday's Last Thursday, Craig Higgins jokes with a flair that was all his event was sponsored by the Sorority Zeta Delta Chi. performed to a full house. It was a own. very pleasant atmosphere with the Carl Rosen will perform in tables lit by candles and refresh­ the next Nite Club Series on Fri­ ments served. day, September 21 at 9 p.m. in Higgins had everyone laugh­ Kirkhof. Many will remember ing so hard that several people Rosen as the fantastic opening act were practically falling off their last year for the Chicago concert. chairs. Check it out for some marvelous music! PHOTO BY JASON Essay contest will determine Grand Valley Parent(s) of the Day

A contest is being held 10 se­ The winning parents will re­ lect the Grand Valley Parcni(s) of ceive a $100 certificate for dinner the Day for Family Day, Septem­ at the Amway, one night free lodg­ ber 29.' ing, lunch and scats at the football If you arc interested, write a game with President Lubbers and one page essay on why you feel tickets to the “Up With People” yourparent(s) should he the lucky concert. onc(s) and turn it into the Student Entry forms can be picked up at Life Office by September 19. the Student Life Office in Kirkhof. Wednesday September 19,1990

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I was watching a Fantasy Is­ n Hello. Where—do— you— times, but I think you could still My, my, my but Canada has Anyway, there’s hard rock land rerun the other day when come—from—V capitalize on the fad.” turned out its own interesting ("Still Got This Thing,” “Kick Mr. Rork and Tattoo were inter­ “We have come to warn earth­ “Fad?” musicians over the years. Let’s Start My Heart” and “Just One rupted by a special news bulle­ lings about the dangers of Smok­ “Yes, some people are getting test the ol’ noodle here. We had Kiss”), commercial (“Black Vel­ tin. ing.” involved with environmental is­ , , Lisa vet” and “Love Is"), slow bal­ “An unidentified flying object “Why.what-are-you-and-I-re- sues because it is the hip thing to , Skinny Puppy and now lads (“” and has just been spotted off the peat-where- do -you-come- do.” Alannah Myles. “Who Loves You”), standard edge of a small state university from?” “If it makes humans act, is that Never did I expect to get this BS tracks (“Rock This Joint" in rural Michigan. Officials at “Where we are from makes no so bad?” album in a million years. Watch­ and “If You Want To") and a Grand Valley State University difference. I am Spacebutt and I "It will be interesting to see. ing her hump the set for “Black type song (“Hurry Make report tyat it seems a long, slen­ am a close personal friend of So now that you are here, what Velvet” on MTV was enough for Love"). der space ship has been circling Smokey the Bear.” are you going to do?” me to avoid it and not miss it I As a whole, the tape sounds the campus for the past two “I don’t mean to put a damper “Well, speaking as a cigarette put her into a mellow category. like a first good look at an artist hours.” on your vacation, but we have butt from a dying planet, it Okay, I actually thought for with a future, that is, if she We believe that it has, had enough information about seems most smokers and non- awhile that she was country. doesn’t blow it on the next al­ WAIT!! The ship is landing, I the effects of smoking to last us smokers know what smoking Flipping through the pages of bum. That happens too often. repeat, the ship is landing. No, I until the next decade.” does to the lungs and to the at­ my record club magazine, I hap­ You can dance to this, head- correct myself, the ship has “Oh. How about a Surgeon mosphere, so I guess all I can'ask pened to glance upon die Hard bang to it or sit and... well, forget landed, I repeat, the ship has General’s warning?” _r' ' is, earthlings, don’t litter yoor Rock Selection Of The Month. that one. Even a columnist can landed. “Too late.” surroundings with cigarette butts. Zowie (I got that word from only go so far in saying things. The hatch doors are opening... “How about shutting down the Don’t throw butts out your car Amy Lutz who got it from Some of you may have caught OH MY, GOLLY-GEE- WIL- tobacco companies?” windows, don’t throw butts in Scooby Doo)! It was Alannah her this summer opening up for LIKERS! Forms arc leaving the "Are you kidding?” parks, don’t throw butts in rivers Myles. Obviously, I bought it Robert Plant I heard that she ship! It is quite cloudy, but I can “Okay, what if we used the and don’t throw butts at dogs. • She wrote all but nine of the did look good in Black Velvet sec tube-like forms rolling down environment as a ploy? Your We don’t like to be thrown songs and even that was only a Of course, I heard she looked the ramp. They look as though planet is in pretty bad shape, so around like that. co-write. If anything, however, good out of it too. they are smoldering. we could try to start a new “Thank you Spacebutt, we the album deserves praise for its A last note: there is a vide­ What could this mean? movement to help save the Earth have enjoyed your exclusive in­ diversity. ocassette out containing videos One is rolling this way! and'maybe even reduce the num­ terview on this network. I’m Unfortunately, there are no lyr­ for “Black Velvet” “Lover Of Maybe I can get an exclusive ber of smokers.” sure this will help us during ics or pin-up pictures or even a Mine,” “Love Is” and one other interview. “You are a little behind the sweeps week.” sticker like in the Vixen album. song. Damn! And gimmicks work so NEXT WEEK: Cheap well these days. Just think what Trick—do women like them for would happen if th eNew Kids _ that reason or can they actually included a free chest hair in their mud wrestle 2 Live Crew and next album. Pretty sick, people! win?

By Stuart MacKenzie Kyper Tic Tac Toe’s Among the skeletons, scarred melodrama and clichdd vision. This was the first great war fields and burned cities, docu- Much of the story in the over fought in the age of the camera, mcniarist Ken Bums has left a 10-hour documentary is told and Bums has exhaustively pro­ at Club Eastbrook trail of jewels to mark America’s through readings from soldiers’ vided a wealth of images that at­ By Maria DeLeo at a talent show by the producer passage through our most violent and civilians’ journals and dia­ test not only to the war, but to Entertainment Writer of a pop group Reality. The and costly march — the the event of photography as producer asked him to do a Civil War. Airing locally on - an emerging social element as X is for “yes” and 0 is for remix for the group’s next PBS affiliate WGVU-35 be- " well. We smile upon seeing “no”, is it stardom? Maybe so, record. ginning Sunday, September We smile upon seeing the the innocent, eager faces of Tic Tac Toe. Kyper performed with Reality 23 and continuing for four boys off to do battle, shrink Pop Solo-artist Randy Kyper for about a year, until the group more nights, the acclaimed innocent, eager faces of from the terrifying images of has finished his third album “Tic broke up. They released the hit documentary is alive with boys off to do battle and their battlefields, and discover Tac Toe", featuring the hit songs ‘Conceited’, which Kyper wrote, images and ideas that chal­ . the impact of our govern­ ‘Tic Tac Toe’, ‘Conceited’, and did a song called ‘Missing lenge and innervate the lib­ then shrink from the terri­ ment’s first use of the docu­ ‘XTC’, and ‘What is this World Kids’, about missing children in eral arts life. fying images of their bat­ mentary form suborned to Coming To’. America. Kyper is the first Hailed as the most com­ propaganda. Kyper is a native of Baton member of Reality to go na­ plex and complete documen­ tlefields. While the 37-year old di- Rouge, Louisiana, where he tional. tary treatment of the war be­ rector/producer feels that the began entertaining at the age of After Reality, Kyper produced tween the states yet pro­ Civil War “defined us as a five. His first performance was two records as a solo-artist, duced, Bums’ series brings a people," he has not merely a fashion show dance. “Conceited”, and “Dangerous”. new depth to a subject that for ries, skillfully read by a cast given us recitations of old defini­ As early as age nine, when In the studio Kyper performs all too many has been made bor­ that includes such notables as tions. For instance, he wants the other children his age were all lyrics, instrumental music and ing and dead, suitable for only Sam Waterston (Lincoln), Jason film to bring out the fact that Af­ playing video games, hop scotch electronic voice himself. On cursory cramming before Ameri­ Robards (Grant) and playwright rican-Americans were instru­ and sports, Kyper was writing tour he performs with a band of can history tests. Yet whether Arthur Miller (Walt Whitman). mental in bringing about their music. one drummer, Jamie Kyper, two you love or despise history, ap­ There are no reenactments of own freedom. His first song was a remix to a keyboard artists, Jason Kyper preciate or detest the “war film” pitched battles or desperate re­ “We’ve labored for the past hit by K.C. and the Sunshine and Brian Kyper and one bass genre, or have felt proud of or treats, no attempts to thrill view­ century and a quarter with the Band. Kyper attended Southern keyboardist, Danny Kyper, (all shamed by American television, ers and appropriate their emo­ mistaken belief that blacks were High and Redemptrous High, unrelated). Kyper has two danc­ this film allows a chance to see tions a la Glory. The audience is merely passive bystanders to the both in Baton Rouge, where he ers, Rockie D and Chico Boy, and hear a chapter of American left to its own pathos as the story,” Bums said in an inter- played football, and trumpet and who perform on stage. history that all too often its re­ words and images of participants percussion in the band. counted only with pointless wind past. Sce CIVIL WAR p.8 Finally Kyper was discovered See KYPER p.8 "Jri

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CIVIL WAR from p. 7— ------view published in the Telluride and the deposing of Texas gov­ Collegians stillwork hard ernor Sam Houston after he un­ (CO) Times-Journalr “In fact, (CPS) — College students to­ swers to data found in logs some be as broad as students of the they were some of the most he­ successfully tried to keep his day work just as hard as their college students kept during the past, said Gene I. Maeroff of the roic, active, and vociferous par­ state in the union. We leam of predecessors of 30 or 40 years 1930s and forties. Carnegie Foundation for the Ad­ ticipants in their owftiiberation.” the subverted Homestead Act of ago, a University of vancement of Teach­ Bums has also paid close atten­ 1862, which promised more than California at Los An­ ing, which wants to re­ tion to the minds that were lost a billion acres for the landless geles study claims. quire all students to as the bodies fell in. battle after and freedmen, yet which resulted The assertion take more humanities battle. • in the further enrichment of the seems to disagree courses to graduate. “For history to have any already-powerful, and laid the with shelves full of One reason is that the meaning, you have to tell the groundwork for modem segrega­ studies saying col­ curriculum has changed story from the bottom up... all tion. leges are easier and since the 1950s. too often we get our history from Noted too are those repercus­ students are not as “Today, undergradu­ the top down.” sions overshadowed by the well educated as in ate programs are more Two soldiers, Sam Watkins Emancipation — the first na­ the past occupationally ori­ (Southern) and Elisha Rhodes tional currency and bank, the Students today ented. Today, one out (Northern) arc the naively elo­ first national income tax, the “spend the same of four students is in quent voices that guide viewers first national draft. “Before the amount of time on business school. It through much of the war. “They Civil War,” Burns explains, academic work as the wasn’t like that then,” don’t mince any words,” Bum “people said ‘the United States average business or Maeroff asserted. says. “I think it’s a veiy strong are'; after the War, they said governmental em­ University of Pacific anti-war sentiment. But more ‘the United States is.'. The Civil ployee at a full-time senior Melinda Sealan- than that, it’s a statement about War was what changed that.” job,” said UCLA Prof. C. Robert “For me all it means is that, on der wondered if things have how important it was to go to Most importantly, Bums has Pace of his study of students’ average, things are no worse changed even that much. war to finally make good on the worked to examine instead of workhabits. than 50 years ago,” Pace said. “There are just as many people promise of the Declaration of exhort The audience is left to “This had not changed much Much of the college reform in school (today) who aren’t in­ Independence.” form its own conclusions about since the 1940s,” added Pace, movement building since .1983 - terested in education as there Just as the pictures used are the impact and issues of the war, who on September 1 released his and most of the political rhetoric were in the 1950s," speculated fresh and new compared to the based on the experience of the survey of some 2,400 under­ justifying cutting federal funding Sealander, who estimated she typical collage of Matthew vivid text and images. The fresh graduate students at 74 cam­ of college^ - has been based on spends only about 15 hours a Brady look-alikes that are so of­ historical information, poignant puses spanning the years 1983- the notion that today’s students week on homework. ten the mark of hastily re­ journal readings, and hundreds 86. don’t work as hard or know as searched works, the historical of “new” photographs combine Students rated the frequency much as their predecessors. text of both the film (primarily to make, not revisionist history, and quality of their involvement Reformers, however, are un­ voiced by narrator David but a fresh, exciting, and person­ in 142 activities “that would sure that Pace’s study contra­ KYPER from p.7------McCollough) and the companion ally challenging examination of contribute to their learning and dicts their contentions. Kyper just finished making a “coffee table” book (selected as the period of the events of the development in college.” Students may work as hard, hit video to ‘Tic Tac Toe’ . He a Book-of-the-Month Club se­ Civil War and the men and Pace then compared the an­ but their knowledge still may not performed a spectacular show lection) is rich with detail that women who lived them. Wednesday, September 12, as can both fascinate a Civil War The Civil W ar launches PBS’ an opening act for Cameo at novice and add to the depth of fall season Sunday night Sep­ Club Eastbrook. They will be afficienados’ knowledge. tember 23, playing nightly on tour until September 24, We learn the fact and the through September 27, on doing shows in Mearsville, name of President Lincoln’s paid WGVU-35. Check local listings vy PIERS MAS Cleveland and New York City. substitute in the Union Army (!), for limes. J j A P H A R M A C Y A H A ■ MAC t 'YOUR FULL SERVICE DRUG STORE AND MORE"

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— ______■ • ■■ ______■ ___ V-ball stays hot, Tennis starts perfectly impoves to 8-2 By Brian Rutkowski opposition in the most lopsided » 3 -• * rfr.: . !>ri Sports Writer score of the day, 10-0. By Christine Stuck - On Saturday, Grand Valley Sports Writer The Grand Valley State Uni­ braved the elements of a cold, versity women’s tennis team is windy day to defeat Wayne State The Lakers women’s volley­ off to a perfect start. one of the toughest home teams ball team improved to an 8-2 Last weekend, the Lakers de­ in the GLIAC. record last weekend, with a sec­ feated Oakland University 9-0 “Wayne State is a tough team ond place finish in a tournament and also beat a very tough to beat on the road,” said Coach at Indiana-Purduc at Fort Wayne State squad 6-3 during Tim Sutherland. “It is probably Wayne. the two-day road trip. our biggest win since we re­ The Lady Lakers earned a spot Friday at Oakland, the match started the tennis program.” in the finals against the host was forced inside due to inclem­ Strong doubles play was the team by defeating Tri-State on ent weather. Due to time con­ key as they won all three Friday and St. Joseph’s on Satur­ straints a 10 game pro set scor­ doubles matches against what day. ing system was used. Sutherland feels is Wayne In their first match of the The Lady Lakers responded State’s strength, weekend, the Lady Lakers de­ well, defeating Oakland 9-0, for Nikki Smith had the comeback feated Tri-State in four games. the first ever shutout in Grand win of the day, winning 2-6, 7-5, They took the first two with Valley history. scores of 15-4 and 15-12, before Christy Ritsema blew out her See TENNIS p. 10 being beaten 4-15 in game 3. Game 4 went to Grand Valley 15-3, giving the Lakers a 3-1 Lady runners take second match victory. The Lady Lakers captured place without top two runners their eighth win of the season by Junior Nicky Vanderberg ran prevailing over St. Joseph’s in By Jeanine Freese another four game match. Sports Writer her personal best with a time of This time the Lakers came 18:56, and freshman Sandy back from an 0-1 deficit to take The Grand Valley State Oliphant was impressive by three games in a row and post University women’s cross improving her personal time by country showed their depth last over a minute. their second match win of the PHOTO BY ERIC HOLLADAY week at the Hope Invitational. Last Saturday, the Lady tournament. Last week, the Lakers crushed Hillsdale in three straight games. In Two of the team’s top runners, Lakers participated in a 23 team The first game loss was a order to keep winning, they must get consistent front row play. invitational at the University of close one, 11-15. Grand Valley Sandra Terrell and Trena Wisconsin -Parkside. won games two, three and four including a win over IPFW the Laker Martha Najib said, “We Yonkers, were unable to attend Chris Rowe from the by scores of 15-7, 15-3, and 15- previous weekend. needed to play more aggres­ the meet due to classes. 7. But the Mastodons were deter­ sively, we were just too timid.” Even without the top two University of Minnesota won the race in 18:08, helping to give her Grand Valley entered the fi­ mined to avenge their loss. They To top off the weekend Col­ runners, the Lady Lakers ran to team first place with a low score nals against tournament host In­ look the match in three straight leen Murphy and Janice Yaeger an impressive second place. diana Purdue at Fort Wayne games, 15-5, 15-9, 15-8. Alma college took top honors by See W-CROSS p. sporting a season feeord -of 8 -1, When asked about the mateh See V-B A LL p .— thirteen points. Defense stuffs Butler 35 to 0 By Sarah Stinson rushing attempts, only 6 of 16 Editor in Chief third down conversions, and forced the Bulldogs to punt When Grand Valley’s nine times. football team wins games, the The Lakers offense was also offense usually gets the most strong, with their usual credit for putting the points on excellent second half the board, but Saturday’s game performance. against Butler was a different GV put their first points on story. the board toward the end of the The Laker defense was the first quarter, but did thq catalyst in Grand Valley’s 35 0 majority of the damage in the shutout victory that allowed second half when they the Bulldogs only 34 rushing exploded for 28 more points. yards in the Lakers’ first home Eric Lynch was the offensive MIFC game. hero for the day, scoring three This game marked touchdowns and breaking the improvement in the Lakers’ career scoring record at Grand play, as it was the first week Valley. that the coaching staff felt the The junior fullback now has team was truly playing up to 38 touchdowns and 2.74 points their potential. to break the old mark set by Defensive coordinator Brian kicker Roger McCoy in the mid Kelly commented, "We did a 70s. much better job this week. We Along with Lynch, Ike just went back to basics and let Lipsey and Michael Short also the kids play and we’re very scored TD’s for the Lakers. happy w'ith die improvement.’’ Lipsey opened the scoring in The defense held Butler to PHOTO BY BOB COOLEY only two first downs in 35 SceFOOTBALLp.il Jamarl Eiland, If 30, pitchs in offensively for Grand Valley's 35-0 win. Eiland is averaging 5.3 yards a carry.

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sors must have felt when they ment of the 80’s. W-CROSS from p. 9------realized how much moolah went •I don’t know what surprises by the wayside. me more; the fact that I’ve men­ of 46 points. Hillsdale took Had Agassi won, he would tioned the Lions for three fourth and Grand Valley have been endorsed to the max. straight issues, or that they captured eighth with 263 points. Instead, HMr. Vanilla Ice traded Erie Williams to the Re­ Without knowing much about Cream” Pete Sampras took the dskins (as though they have a any of the squads, Coach Gary crown. surplus of defensive linemen) Martin had no idea how well •For those who think that col­ just three days after horrendous the Lady Lakers would do. lecting those “pieces of card­ defensive line play against “We had a few goals; to beat board with players faces on Tampa Bay? Northern, and to see what we •Last week, Matt Young of the •Sporting Tennessee, Auburn, •While Andre Agassi’s crush­ them” (a.k.a.-sports cards) is had in us. We did beat Northern Seattle Mariners became the first and Alabama, the top conference ing defeat in the U.S. Open was childish and a waste of money, and I know what we need to please note that the Wall Street pitcher since 1932 to wear uni- work on.” in college football this season a nightmare for screaming fe­ . appears to be the SEC.. . hands males everywhere, imagine the Journal recently acknowledged Grand Valley’s top runners down. horror that Nike and other spon- baseball cards as the best invest­ See CHEAP p. 11 were: Terrell (19:00), Yonkers (19:21, a personal record), Kelly Cole, Beth Happcl, and Nicky TENNIS from p. 9. Vanderbcrg. 6-4, after trailing 1-4 in the sec­ all (2-0 in the conference) and Vandcrbcrg, suffering from a ond set shale first place in the GLIAC. back problem, ran the Sutherland went on to say that This Weekend, the Lakers host invitational injured. “I’m going this victory was particularly Michigan Tech on Saturday at to take a week off so I can come sweet because Wayne State is a 10 a.m., then take on Lake Supe­ back strong,” she said. consistently well coached team rior State University on Sunday Martin feels that the Lady whose coach shares his philoso­ At 10 a.m. Come out and show Lakers need to bring the lop five DOH'T closer together to be more phy and coaching style. your support, as admission is BELIEVE THE RUMORS! The Lakers are now 3-0 over­ free. competitive. Also the sixth and seventh runners need to push a little tiardcr to be closer to the lop mc^ WE STILL HAVE “We have a lot of work ahead of us in order to help accomplish 2-B E D R O O M owner Jim Shipaila two team goals. We’re working in phases to get us to the Nationals. We need to be ready APARTMEHTS column when it’s time for the big meets.” AVAILABLE FOR FALL STARTCRKIT The freshmen seem to be a . 386 SX key to the team’s success. 40 MEG Martin stated, “We are only as VGA COLOR good as the freshmen.” These PANASONIC 1180 PRINTER eight new runners have been a ;e’re right on the edge of campus SOFTWARE INCLUDED big surprise. Besides their large number, ^ A The alternative you deserve. they work extremely hard. The * 1 , 9 9 5 ”COMPLETE main surprises have been Beth U n GRAND VALLEY MON. & FRI. 10 AM - 8 PM ; Happcl, Jcaninc Freese, and TUES., WED., THURS. 10 AM - 6 PM , Sandy Oliphant. » APARTMENTS SATURDAY 10 AM-3 PM • Office Hours _ 1TA1_ ___ Oliphant ran fourth for the 193 Chicago Drive, Jenison AC*! Q / f t f t • Lady Lakers at the Hope 9-i2 & 2-5 PHONE; 895-6351 (Behind Mr. Fables) 4 0 / " O O y U • invitational and eighth at Wisconsin. “Tuesday I felt really good. It was a fast race! I was M L L < disappointed in Saturday’s race, because I know I can run better. / My goal for the season is to just GRAND RAPIDS keep improving,” responded Oliphant. CHICAGO V-BALL from p. 9 ______I were placed on the all-tourna­ ment team. Murphy’s perform­ J s r ™ ance also gained her a nomina­ tion for the Great Lakes Intercol­ THURSDAY NIGHT SPECIALS legiate Athletic Conference Player of the Week. 50C DRAFTS The Lady Lakers will host the $ l .00 HIGHBALLS University of Southern Indiana * % & Thursday, September 20, before FREE COVER THUR. NIGHT. traveling to play conference rival S ept. 20 Ferris State University on Tues­ • 9 108 Pearl N.W. day, September 25.

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Men’s cross takes third at invite Women’s soccer kick off season By Jeanine Freese consin- Parkside Invitational last different attitude this year. “I’m By Scott Kelley Angie Foley , Kris Johnson, Sports Writer Saturday. more dedicated. Practice is what Sport* Writer Liz Day. Janice Clark. Jill The young and inexperienced you put into it. Cross country is ------— — ------Hunsicker, and Amy Hood. The Grand Valley State Uni­ Lakers worked hard and pushed what you put into it I’ve got a < The Grand Valley State The squad is also supporting a versity’s men’s cross country themselves to 22nd out of 29 goal: I’m going to break 26 min­ University women’s soccer strong core of younger team is on their way up. The teams. utes this season." team opened their season this players. Lakers nabbed a third place fin­ The invitational was won by The top runners at the invita­ ish at the Hope Invitational last the University of Wisconsin- tional were: Bodary (27:35), Tuesday. Oshkosh with a low score of 62 Gould (27:49), Bloomer, ...... ■ Alma won the nine team invi­ points. The individual winner Schafer, and Joe Hoedel. Steady has as w i n tational with 37 points. Hope was John Harmeyer from Ball Martin was pleased with the “This was our first time on last W m m K L College took second place, after State with 24:53. men’s performance, and feels playing together as a coach. Dennis Sousley. their number one runner finished First place for the Lakers was that they are coming along great tteaif,"stated L isa Jobin, Sousley is also a coach at first with a time of 26:35. h third year runner Pete Bodary. “Joe Hoedel has been the sur­ president of the Laker West Catholic High School ill G V ^ top runners were Pete “My time was a little slow and prise of the men’s team. As a women’s soccer club. “We’re Grand Rapids, Bodary (27:23), Greg: Gould I was beaten by people that first year runner he’s the fifth still not familiar with each Helping coach Sousley » (27:56), Roger Bloomer, Brett haven’t beaten me before. I’m runner on the team. He’s really others style of play." Bemd Joachin, a German Schafer, and Jeff VanMeter. frustrated, but I’m looking for­ improving.” The Lady Lakers are student who is also playing on The Lakers finished better ward to Ferris (Saturday, Sep­ “They work hard, we just have .aiian nlmurc fmm tlv mpn’t i than Coach Gary Martin ex­ tember 22)." to take things one step at a pected at the University of Wis­ Bodary stated that he has a time.”

FOOTBALL From p.9------The Greyhound offense is led the second half with a six-yard Valley’s one yard line. us,” said senior Robert Hunt recorded nine tackles, a sack and an interception. by QB Jeff Mitchell, who run, and Short closed out the Butler lost yardage on second Hunt had two solo tackles and averages 30.3 points and 492 fourth quarter with a three yard' down. The defense held tough to one pass breakup to help the Mike Flannery, Charles Sippial, and Bill Smith were also yards per game. reception from Jack Hull. force an incompletion on third T nVer cause. Hunt, who also credited for their excellent play. Depsite this. Bland says, “We Grand Valley may have down before time ran out handles” punt returns, had 6 The defense will be up for a feel that we can go down and wrapped the game up shortly “The first half was tight, but returns for 78 yards Saturday. true test this weekend when they shut them out. We see it as a before half time when the Laker that goal line stance really set Senior co-captain Marc Bland travel to Indianapolis to face one challenge to us, we accept it, and defense held Butler in a first and the tone for the rest of the game; had a sack and a fumble of the top offenses in the MIFC. we’re gonna kick their butts!” one situation from Grand they knew they couldn’t run on recovery, and Robert Bell

CHEAP From p .1 0 ------form #1. He gave up his previ­ ous number 30 to Ken Griffey NOW OPEN Sr. just a few days earlier. •Amazingly, four of the top six strikeout pitchers in the Na­ tional League arc Mcts. •After two weeks, here’s the NFL pre-game show compari­ son: CBS has all look and no content, while NBC has no look but good content. So, my ver­ dict is to sleep in that extra half- hour and wake up just in time for kickoff,------*—— ------•The early season “Foot in Mouth” award goes out to NBC analyst Bill Walsh for criticizing practically everyone from the sportswriters to the Soldier Field N vendors for “allowing” Bear t f - MALL Dan Hampton to play on bad 28th knees. 3030 29th atRadcliff -& A close second was new Fal­ CQ ★ cons’ coach Jerry Glanville for (one block south of calling Oilers’ coach Jack Pardee a “jerk” and dedicating the game ball from their victory Woodland Mall) Monday thru Thursday 10-9:00 to the SMU football program af­ HOURS: ter suffering a humiliating defeat Friday and Saturday 10-9:30 at the hands of Pardee and Andre Ware last season. Walsh overstepped his bounds, but you gotta love Glan- GRAND OPENING WEEK! Sept. 17-22 villc. Sure he’s outspoken, but he’s also honest and a great ( Register to win a $ 150 certificate for Books ) judge of character. •Despite a lot of baseball trades down the stretch, the key ... we carry 50,000 books in the following categories: ones may yet prove to be a couple that received little atten­ FICTION, BIOGRAPHY, PSYCHOLOGY, REFERENCE, tion: the Pirates acquiring Zane Smith and the Red Sox obtaining HISTORY, RELIGION, ART, SPORTS, TRAVEL, COOKING, Larry Andersen. The Mcts can’t hit left-handed pitching and the CRAFTS, ETC. BoSox’s are lost without Rocket Roger. •Though they have gotten little press (most of it bad for trading “ i> ~ Dale Murphy), the Atlanta 50 90 Braves got two of the best young sluggers in the game: Ron Gant and, my pick for Rookie of the CHILDREN'S BOOKS! Year, Dave Justice.

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