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VOL. XCVII - NO. 22 LAWRENCE UNIVERSITY, APPLETON, WISCONSIN 54911 FRIDAY. MAY 21. 1982

The College and the Con: An odd couple

by Tony Hurtig and Ja y Kellner The Conservatory and the College are separate, independent institutions. There is a problem here because they are billed under the singular heading “Lawrence University.” The fact is that most Conservatory students eat together in B-line. Conservatory students rarely participate in student ad­ ministrative organizations such as LUCC, Lawrentian, Ariel, Tropos, or WLFM. Conservatory students are rarely seen at functions such as Main Hall Forums, Science Hall Colloquiums

The greatest asset of the Con is the College and the greatest asset of the College is the Con.” Dean Mur­ doch

or even at happy hour. On the other side of the avenue, College students show a low percentage of attendance at Conservatory functions, such as student recitals, concerts or master classes. Many LU students perceive this lack of interaction as the manifestation of an unbridgable gap between College and Con­ servatory. If there is a ‘‘problem’’ with the relationship between the College and the Conservatory, in order to resolve it, it must first be identified. But according to President Rick Warch there is no ‘‘problem”. ‘‘Lawrence recognizes that there will be creative tensions between the College and the Conservatory. It is not a problem, but rather part of the nature of the duality.” However, Warch admits that ‘‘the relationship can be improved upon.” Continued on page 3 Page 2 THE LAWRENTIAN Friday, May 21,1982

Member of the The ASSOCIATED COLLEGIATE LAWRENTIAN PRESS g j L e tte r s . 0 (306680) VoL X C V II—No. 19 Friday. May 21.1962 Pkoaea: Office: ext. 6768, Business Mgr., ext. 6863, Editor-in- Chief, ext. 6559. Published weekly during the school year, except during examination periods by The Lawrentian of Lawrence University. Printed by The Bulletin, Inc. of Appleton. Deadline for copy is 8 p.m. Wednesday night. All copy handed into the Appleton sweet A ppleton Lawrentian must be typed, but names may be omitted upon re­ quest. Yearly subscriptions $9.00, overseas airmail $21. seamail $8. Second class postage paid at Appleton, Wisconsin. So long you dreary suckers is their brand of English is easy adrenalin flow or melanin all I can say. In two weeks but interestingly stupid. They brown. Again I have to ques­ you’re heading for Europe or are a more accessible people tion your motives for wanting the Rockies or Florida or some than those across the sea. flow and brownness. Both con­ cushy eighteen dollar an hour But you snigger to yourself, ditions are ephemeral ai\d can job in your shag-carpet- he’s just kidding. He’s forgot­ lead to lumps. Could it be that sidewalk suburban hometown ten the museums, the great this well circumscribed world is (probably lifeguarding; I bet a cities, the culture, the scenery, too tight a fit? You seek obli­ V iew fpom the full 15% of you are going to be the adventure. Your secret self vion by challenging it to kill overpaid lifeguards) or you’ve says it wants to be part of the you or drifting off like some got some kind of insipid intern­ exotic. In all honesty I am not slab of butter on its ship which will ensure you a kidding, and I ask whether it is measureless frying pan. What hundred thousand a year when possible to see the exotic cleverly concealed deathwishes. you graduate and all the time anywhere if you don’t see it in Appleton in the summer is an you could possibly want to get your own backyard? Go ahead approximation of death (for plastered in a ritzy bar with ge­ and ooh and ahh through every there is no true escape once nuinely witty co-workers all one of those musty rooms, on you’re stuck here) and no place summer. Or its something else top of each of those spectacular on earth can convince you that too good to be true. As far as peaks, down each famous alley you want to live more. Ap­ I ’m concerned you’re all miss­ and see what it gets you. pleton is the second greatest in­ ing the boat. Awkward snapshots? The abili­ finity and is the only effective Appleton is the place to be ty to say: "It was really intense therapy for cowardly seekers: this summer and I ’m staying in the Louvre! ”? Appleton is The whole city is populated by Grabbing for the plastic cupright here. What does Europe nothing if it’s not awkward, and those who didn’t find in the have that Appleton doesn’t? intensity, as we all know, is mountains or under the sun and Sitting on Union Hill with the blue meanies as spring term comes to an Granted, on the surface it’s dif­ ultimately personal not public. settled, like you would have, for end. The thing with the blue meanies is that you don’t always know why ferent, the people speak dif­ Furthermore, foreign culture less. you have them. Granted, you haven’t been doing much work. Papers are won’t rub off on you unless you The economy being what it is due but you haven’t started the research. Some of your friends are leaving ferent languages and their but you’ll probably keep in touch. You’ll see them every so often, talk houses look a little different, de-shellac yourself (it’ll pro­ I can’t blame those of you who about plans, relay funny incidents. I t ’s even nice out. The lake flies aren’t they have Alps, but have you bably add another coat, and you are leaving for money or the too bad. I t ’s warm finally. People you know walking over the bridge put up ever explored Appleton? Sure, a don’t want to end up forty with prospect of it, but you are still a hand or yell out "How do?’’. There are people around to play ultimate lot of you have been to Jim ’s or a house decorated with a Euro­ suckers. Literally suckers, like with, sit in the grill with, drink with, but you’ve got the blue meanies. one of those other bars about as pean memory, do you?) leeches. I suppose there is no I t ’s not really that you’re depressed. You don’t feel miserable exactly, authentically Appletonian as Appleton is the great de- escaping that for any of us, but just seems kind of lonesome. You are one of the young, free college the beergardens that pass for shellacker. It has the something about the wanting students. You can attend concerts, plays and films. You are fed, clothed authentically German in Ger­ and housed even if you don’t have a summer job. Someday you’ll even feel Outagamie County Historical to suck a lot or even worse not nostalgic about this place. Think of your carefree days. So why don't you many. You have to live Society museum and a nice caring what you’re sucking feel carefree? somewhere ten years before you library and an enslaved river. disturbs me. I suck too, but Some folks tell you how fortunate you are, you just don’t apreciate find out where the real bars are, The architecture, besides some here in Appleton, at least, I'll what you have, you take everything for granted. You shake you head but before you can even see them. quaint churches, is uniformly have to say please and thank you don’t have the words that express being trapped by your options. The All the rest is tourism and its a cubed And still it is terribly ex­ you and the victims will be well- friends that you spent the last years with know all about you. It isn’t till lot cheaper in Appleton. otic. What place could be more known to me. the beer is flowing late at night that any of you can open up. The next The same goes for the people: foreign to your conception of What exactly am I doing this morning in the grill you recall the closeness but not the words because What Italian are you going to you’re wondering where all of the money in your pocket went and how yourself? "Appleton? Man, just summer? Hanging on the back anyone could think if eating before noon. Your lover knows that you don’t get to know if you don’t know let me out of here; this place is of truck 66 for the Sanitation like tuna casserole or that the goldfish that you had in third grade was Italian. Are you going to see boring me silly; who could want Department and feeding it named Fred. Why is it then that they don’t know when you want to be him comb his hair and put on to live in Appleton?” You live everybody’s garage. It’s one alone or when you need to be held by them not using words or techniques. sunglasses? Even if you do here and the ony important way to get to know the town. It You think of all the conversations you had that said so little. know Italian, do you think you question is who is boring stinks, yes, but you do get to It strikes you slowly that no one is close. You always knew that no one can get to know him any better whom? Appleton reveals more meet a lot of people and the real else can ever really know you but you wonder why everyone stopped try­ in two weeks than the average than it shows. bars sneak you a six pack when ing. You think of being little and how you thought it would be when you Appletonian? Appletonians What of the adventurers and you pick up their mess. In the grew up. All of your theories and plans aren’t dead yet. Someday someone dress just as preposterously, will come along and know how you feel without talking. sun-tan hounds? Appleton has evenings I guess I ’ll think “I love you" is just a phrase. You wonder what you call the feeling, the have just as many weirdo no mountains to cling on and about everybody, even all you silence after talking for hours when words are no longer needed, when you customs (it is possibly in their the sun is inconsistent. There is lucky suckers, and watch this feel alive. You wonder if that’s love. You think of how you feel when you favor that they don’t pinch) and nothing about the city to make funny little city. Some more. brush someone’s hair from their face and feel closer to them than anyone R uby Leech else. Hapy Hour on Union Hill friends start to surround you. Blue meanies fade because finally you are going to talk with them. Somehow you end up comparing all-nighters as you grab the plastic cup. -JULIA COLLINS These broken consciences If there was a fistfight over in Don’t believe me, turn on the and hurrying and changing peo­ Dear Mr. and Mrs. Doyle: front of science-hall, most of us tube, and tune-in instead of ple. Boy, oh boy, it’s been quite a term! Kathy and I have found editing would take the points and rush leaving your eyes on the screen So diversions are necessary. The Lawrentian a really rewarding experience. Heck, that sounds so over to stop it. It’s the right and your mind (you think) shut- Magic shows and quick-hands dumb, but it’s true! Geez, we got to work with so many neat people. Hugh thing to do. But when people off during the ads, and look and all the while "cult of youth Dellios, our news editor, turned out to be such a keen guy. The only time really begin killing each other, closely, and listen closely to the and sex”, and fingers pointing I ’d met him before this term was when he loosened my front teeth when he in a mechanized way not only “tone” of the statements made. everywhere in blame but fouled me in basketball. But he helped out so much! And John Duffey, our "there” but "here and there” Somethin’ funny’s goin’ on. It always at the misfortunate, no features editor, boy, what a guy! He does the best imitation of a sneezing and all over the place, most of horse I ’ve ever heard! And listen, this guy named J.B. Rees, our sports isn’t just cult of the hero, and matter where they point. But editor — he listens to Frank Sinatra! Isn’t that keen? Hey, I can’t forget us stand around and talk about "violence on T.V.”, with which the farmers and the small our chief photograhers, Cindy Johnson and Ted Chesky. They just went it only as long as it’s "big-new”. we deal; oh, and I forgot those businessmen know, and the cen- all out for me and Kath — climbing on scaffolding in the Chapel to annoy­ We allow our collective­ earth-shattering problems of tralized, computerized, ing entire rooms of people when they crawled around lectures taking pic­ consciousness to be captured, underarm and breath and the banking-industry/big- tures with cameras that sound like wheezing blue jays. There was also this and filled with blood. We grow "whiteness” of our laundry; govemment (which R.R. was kinda unofficial helper. Her name is Anne Louise Jacobsen, but everyone accustomed, and numbed; and now we’ve got 100% All- against and now heads) which calls her Annie Lou. She helped with layout almost every week! She even all of it on purpose. Especially tried to turn entire pages into examples of abstract modern art! Oh, but American everything you can says it believes in free competi­ there were just so many others who helped out during the term! I wish we during manufactured name (and that’s why so many tion while starving it to death could thank them all, but his is just too much of an "inside" editorial "dangerous times” is it un­ of our workers are out?) and knows; don't you think it ’s already! I ’d better just cut it off n«w. Oh, one more thing, Kathy says not popular to ask questions about toothpaste ads with whole high-time we tell the rest of us to bother sending money. We get our honorarium soon. what’s going on down in families repeating, in unison, what we dare not whisper to the Yours truly, Washington, or on U.S. route "Every morning, every night, closest of friends? This future- THAT GUY EDITING WITH KATHY 40 in Arkansas, or the spending FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT” and fear, jobs and food, the military of monies meant for our futures so on. Check me out: does that Big-lie, and this constant threat on tanks and bombs and new- ad sell something besides of war, war, war...Is animal nukes and on studies in the teethpolish? Have we criminality the actions of the ^ * e **o t ...... Bergen and Doyle Pentagon on “ first-strike “economized” on common-half-starved, alienated purse- Joker...... Dellios capabilities”. And here we sense and our powers of snatcher—or those of some fat ^ c*...... — ...... J.B. stand, these broken cons­ analysis? Would you believe, fathead who decides from a A " t e ...... Duffy ciences. C*“P*...... Prussing, Freiberg for our entire generation, more plush chair in a plush office the Picture Cards...... Chesky, Cameron, Johnson, Everyone’s a bit "jumpy” work for much less spendable death by flying hot-metal of Frazier, Schwartz, Skinner these days, but no one talks income; rent replacing home young boys, in a fight over Dealers...... Otten, Mullin, Lizard, Hurtig, Kellner, about it. Every commercial ad ownership and investment in "sovereignty”, or wool-profits Revis, Larsen, Collins, Heyl, Morton, Horne, Schmeidel, McCollum, on TV has a uniform in it, or secure futures; and much more Jacobson, Seger, Landis, Rose, Thorman, Jones, Ezdeer, San­ and future oil-rights, or tayana, Hegel, Marx. else employs the most blatant but I needn t go on. Nor should whatever else you may name? use of military-like language. we wonder what’s bothering cont on ftage 3 Friday, May 21,1982 ÏHE LAWRENTIAN Page 3 N e w s cont. from page 1 R ift dividing College and Con not fatal

In fact, from an ad­ Physics Department, is well take advantage of the College. I the greatest asset of the Con­ ment necessary for such ministrative point of view the populated by Conservatory never see them.” servatory is the College.” This persverance on a one to one situation has been acknowledg­ students. Add to this the fact But these perceptions by the relationship must be nurtured basis with an instrument is, ac­ ed and affected. According to that Ken Bozeman, a member students do not refer to a pro­ by the two but the two must cording to Dean Murdoch, com­ Dean Colin Murdoch of the Con­ of the Conservatory faculty, is a blem, they reflect the inherent not be homogenized. According parable to a science major who servatory, as of 1979 a Conser­ head resident in Trever, and one difference between the College to President Warch, “They spends long hours in the lab. vatory curriculum renovation has compelling evidence sug­ and the Conservatory. The fact must retain their individual Julie Schneider a Junior Art has required ten to twelve col­ gesting that the administration that many music majors are not lege courses for Conservatory has done a considerable amount seen at university functions students as opposed to the to integrate the College and the such as Main Hall Forums, “A student attending LU has a moral obligation to ex­ eight to ten previously re­ Conservatory. Science Hall Colloquiums, or pose himself to the-kind of music and the level of per­ quired. With the recently im­ Lawrence students maintain even happy hour does not formance that is available here.” President Warch plemented distribution re­ a variety of opinions about the necessarily reflect an attitude quirements, College students relationship of the College to of indifference as assumed by have greater incentive to take the Conservatory. The Conser­ some College students. In fact, identities, they are different.” Major who has been active in classes in the Conservatory. At vatory students interviewed most performing ensembles Faculty-student relations are the Conservatory said that, the moment there are multiple generally felt competent in meet at 4:10, directly conflic- also inherently distinct in the “The independence of the Con Conservatory classes and per­ Conservatory. There are some is inherent in the fact that the forming ensembles designed relations which are what Warch Con is separate: so is the Bio with college students in mind “It matters more what people think is true than what is calls “mentorish” in the col­ department.” such as “Aesthetics of Music”, true. If people think that the performance level of the lege, but they don’t have the Because there is an inherent “Music Appreciation”, “Jazzensembles is too high for them to make, then you’ve kind of built-in exclusiveness difference in the purposes and History” and other music got a problem of perception, not a problem of fact.” that they have in the Conser­ goals of the two, Conservatory courses. President Warch vatory. This is partly a result of students cannot be expected to Among the performing the fact that there is very little maintain the visibility in the ensembles available to all overlap or redundancy in the college that College students Lawrence students are a their College courses and com­ ting with a wide variety of the Conservatory faculty. There is naturally do. It is not that number of groups created with fortable in performing university’s general interest ac­ one oboe, one violin, and one “Connies” are not interested in, the hope of drawing the interest ensembles with non-music ma­ tivities. trumpet instructor as opposed or don’t respect the function of of College students. The Cam­ jors. According to Senior Voice This “inherent difference” is to seven English professors or the College, it is the difference pus Life Jazz Band is made up Major Nancy Elliot, “In a per­ necessary because according to six Econ. professors. This ex­ in nature between the two entirely of College students, the forming ensemble people are President Warch, “Lawrence is clusive one to one relation bet­ which necessitates a different an institution where liberal ween teacher and student in the form of interaction. This in­ education is a goal ' for a Conservatory establishes a herent difference has yet to be “Genuine attempt to pull the Conservatory and College Bachelor of Music student as teacher-student affinity not wholly acknowledged or ac­ together are stronger now. Dean Murdoch has tried to well as a Bachelor of Arts stu­ often found in other disciplines. cepted. Perhaps it is this lack of dent and in recognition of the The distinctive intimacy, an communication and resulting strengthen that relationship.” Dean Lauter difference in degree re­ intimacy that might uninten­ tension which explains why (for quirements we (Lawrence tionally repel an outsider, of a some otherwise unknown LU Choral Society does not re­ treated equally, as skilled musi­ University) are accredited by group of musicians in a perfor­ reason) Conservatory students quire an audition. cians.” the National Association of ming ensemble is in one sense rarely, if ever, perform in the Schools of Music who place similar to the closeness of an The administration has also Some College students inter­ student run Coffeehouse. specific degree requirements on athletic team. In both cases a endeavored to integrate the Col­ viewed did perceive a problem. Once the acceptance of the in­ students in the Conservatory.” group of people are working herent difference between the lege and Conservatory by incor­ One Junior Spanish Major felt This difference, then, is not on­ porating Conservatory perfor­ that “it’s unfortunate that the together toward a collective two areas occurs there will no ly structurally necessary, but it end, their best performance as a longer be a mystique associated mances in Lawrence Communi­ Con students are so removed, is even condoned by the Univer­ group. This develops into a with the “division”. Students, ty functions such as convoca­ they ought to take more College sity. According to Dean Mur­ sense of shared purpose which in understanding the function tions. "Physics of Music”, courses.” Another student said, doch, “the greatest asset of the can only serve to tighten their of each area, will stop taught by Dr. Cook of the “It seems as though they enjoy the division because they never College is the Conservatory and comraderie. misperceiving the dichotomy Study in the Conservatory re­ and then, maybe, Music Majors quires a kind of discipline dif­ will perform in the Coffeehouse. ferent from that required of a As Dean Lauter suggested, cont. from page 2 Humanities major. In order to “There is a difference between promote a particular talent in­ the two but simply because dependent practice takes long there is a difference doesn’t hours of student-instrument mean there is a barrier.” Conscience? contact. The kind of commit- Isn’t the real question of armed islanders and the sheep too; conflict the political staying- they can be replaced!” But no, power of governments fostering let’s talk about $25,000 missies hunger and alienation and “pro­ and $250,000 torpedoes and the ductivity”; ruling managers fleet, and blood, and blood. and military madmen afraid Let’s whip up the war-fever that one day the downtrodden everywhere, that way maybe who’ve payed with sweat, the young ones will get used to blood, and futures will win back it and not mind giving up their their rights to “Life, liberty, futures, or their brothers to and the pursuit of happiness”?madness. But let’s wait till Military dictatorship is very after the war to call it madness, bad if “they” do it, but perfect­when it’s so meaningful to do ly OK in Ireland (much like the so. If that sounds like poop, Polish “situation” only worse,listen to what’s going on and for over twelve years) and around you. in El Salvador where our tax- But here’s the truth: We’re dollars are killing people our not afraid of “them” as much as age who just might talk back or we are of the truth by ask questions about enforced itself—and of each other; best poverty and its connection to told in the folk-tale of the two fat military budgets. But sure, old men sitting on the town’s lets say nothing, or at best pile of grain, which they know argue the merits of spending is poisoned. They know tax-dollars on the under­ whoever eats the grain will go privileged, old, sick, homeless, crazy. One says: "If we do not jobless, deaf, and so on. eat until we die we’ll be sane, The entire scam is so easily but alone, and worse, because seen in this all the rest will be the same, we Falklands/Malvinas, which is it, will be the ones known as war or “crisis” in the south“crazy”. "Yes”, said the other Atlantic. I keep hearing the so- man, “we must eat with our s hr ill voice of Queen Lizzy:neighbors, as always. BUT “Get off our Islands now! We’ll FIRST-LET US MARK OUR kill you! We took them from FOREHEADS WITH A you fair-and-square in 1833! KNIFE SO AS TO KNOW You may not interfere with our ONE ANOTHER, FOR YOU sheep profits, we’ll kill you, kill AND I WILL BE CRAZY BY Next Week: No Lawrentian you all, won’t we Maggy, yes, DESIGN AND ON Y ou’re on your own! and we don’t care if we kill the PURPOSE”. -BRIAN LEWIS ’80 Page 4 THE LAWRENTIAN Friday, May 21,1982

N e w s Cheryl Orgas goes to the White House

Kellman directs “Dawn by Kathy Doyle when for three days Cheryl and her Mother went to perience saying, “I had by Santayana “beaten destiny” by surviving While most Lawrence Washington on an all-expense- wondered what it would be like In a world mandated with the war but who finds himself students were going to classes, sitting in the grill, or sweating paid trip. They flew out of because I don’t agree with political crisis it can become again facing life and death many of his policies. I found easy to think of military con­ questions as a member of a ter­ over papers, Cheryl Orgas was Milwaukee on Sunday, May 16, standing on the steps of the and arrived at National Airport him quite personal. Whether flicts as impersonal dramas rorist organization. According this was genuine or just his ac­ played out in foreign lands. The to Kellam, “The play is about White House garden. in Washington later that day. Ronald Reagan presented The pair was responsible for ting skill is difficult to decide in stage is one place where we can the conflict between the pro­ just one meeting.” tagonist’s beliefs prior to the Cheryl, a senior psychology ma­ reaching their hotel in the mid­ jor, with a scholastic achieve­ dle of D.C., quite a distance Reflecting on the award and war and his current post-war the trip, Cheryl noted, “it’s beliefs. * The whole play is “like ment award from the Recording from the airport. Cheryl took for the Blind Organization. This the newly built subway because been an overwhelming ex­ a recollection of the past with perience, and it’s something I ghosts playing important award has been presented for her Mom had never been on a the last 23 years, and Cheryl subway. never expected.” After a pause roles.” she added, “I never expected all The original novel was loosely was one of three recipients this After arriving at the hotel, year. The other two recipients the ceremonies began with the the attention.” She went on to based upon a radical group call­ say that she really doesn’t ed the Irgun Zvei Leumi, active were students from the Univer­ executive members of the sity of Florida and the Universi­ Recording for the Blind taking mind, as a Lawrentian reporter between 1919 and 1948. This acknowledged the last minute background provides a ty of the South in Tennessee. the Orgas’ out for dinner. The The award recognizes students climax of the trip came when interview and ebbing hours. dramatic vehicle through which But Cheryl doesn’t scold a SPANKY “for extraordinary scholarship, President Reagan presented deserving journalist, instead, be confronted with the human determination, and intellectual the awards and then spoke im­ vigor.” promptu to each recipient. she kindly says, “I ’m just tired realities of war. “Dawn”, a play of the photographs.” written and directed by Jon Recording for the Blind is a Cheryl described this ex­ Kellam, will be just such an op­ national organization which portunity for the Lawrence gives awards to exceptional Community. Opening on the blind students completing 27th, “Dawn” will be perform- higher education in preparation Conservatory vs. the College for independence. They sent Cheryl an application in March By Tony Hurtig at Conservatory functions, and she filled the« application and Jay Kellner such as student recitals, con­ out thinking, “nothing will hap- The Conservatory and the certs or master classes. pen. College are separate, indepen­ Many LU students perceive dent institutions. There is a this lack of interaction as the BUCKWHEAT Something did happen. Cheryl came back to her dorm problem here because they are manifestation of an un- the author can explore such one day to find a message direc­ billed under the singular bridgable gap between College questions as: “What is a ting her to call a number in New heading “Lawrence and Conservatory. If there is a terrorist/freedom-fighter?” and York. For the first time, Cheryl University.” “problem” with the relation­ “Can war and killing be actually thought of the The fact is that most Conser­ ship between the College and justified?” possibility of receiving the vatory students eat together in the Conservatory, in order to ALFALFA “Dawn” is entirely a student award. B-line. Conservatory students resolve it, it must first be iden­ production. Major roles will be Her reaction to acknowledge­ rarely participate in student ad­ tified. But according to Presi­ ed Thursday, Friday and Satur­ played by John Landis and ment of receiving the award ministrative organizations such dent Rick Warch there is no day evening 8:00 in the Cloak Steve Kraft. John Hardy will was a mixture of emotions. She as LUCC, Lawrentian, Ariel, “problem”. “Lawrence Theater. give his premiere performance called home. “I was sort of Tropos, or WLFM. Conser­ recognizes that there will be Adapted from the novel by at LU as one of the religious laughing and crying at the vatory students are rarely seen creative tensions between the Leslie Wiesel, “Dawn” is the Israeli freedom-fighters. same time and my Mom just at functions such as Main Hall College and the Conservatory. story of a Holocaust survivor Original music for the produc­ kept asking me what was Forums, Science Hall Collo­ It is not a problem, but rather turned freedom-fighter. The tion has been composed by wrong. Nothing was wrong. I quiums or even at happy hour. part of the nature of the duali­ play explores the psychological Duane Nelson, with the lighting was just excited.” On the other side of the ty.” However, Warch admits conflicts of a man who has design by Jeff Pines. The excitement increased avenue, College students show that “the relationship can be a low percentage of attendance improved upon.”

History Department

B udget inhibits academ ic process

by Paul Bergen Lawrence. A nd they don't come get out and get off campus and, conveniences their loss inflicts part of a larger world of learn­ For the past several weeks falling off the tree every year. ” in a sense, participate in the upon students and colleagues. ing—that we’re not simply the history department here has Despite Roeber attaining his broader world. If we’re forced Often unable to hire isolated in Appleton, no matter faced a precarious situation. postponement, important ques­ to be trapped here forever, that replacements due to budgetary what the New York Times William Bremer, teaching 20th tions remain as to how well will be the end of us. We’ll all restraints, a professor’s courses says.” century American history, Lawrence facilitates an active, sort of wither on the vine.” must be bracketed for the time But the restraints inherent in won't be here next year. He scholarly faculty. While Lawrence encourages its he is gone. This means they can­ being a faculty member at a begins a long awaited sabatical Lawrence provides its faculty faculty to take-on independent not be offered. Such bracketing small college remain. Both at the end of this year. Anne with important incentives for research projects which often puts strains on other professors Roeber and Bremer concurred Schutte, a European history independent research projects, require time away from Ap­ who often have to pick up addi­ that the reinstitution of the scholar, will be gone third term professors are often inhibited in pleton. Says Roeber, “the ad­ tional students in special policy of replacing absent pro­ next year. She will be in taking on such projects by ministration has made it clear tutorials and in advisory fessors is crucial to process of Florence directing the program restriction inherent in a small that they expect activity as capacities. Students often have lifting these inhibitions. “We re there. A t the same time, A. college. Small departments part of the process of tenure to do without entire segments caught in a financial trap, Gregg Roeber, who, with often make the loss of one pro­ and advancem ent.” The of a department. Bremer’s Bremer remarked, “When 1 Bremer, is the other half of the fessor for a period of time University provides professors absence next year will eliminate first got here the University American history section, critical to both students and important incentives for such 20th century American history could replace researching pro­ received a fellowship to begin a other professors. In addition, “activity” such as sabatical for that year. Roeber’s absence fessors. Now we simply can’t af­ major study in Germany. The University budget restrictions leaves, fellowships for summer in the ’83-’84 school year will ford it.” Roeber said he feels project would have taken now prevent the hiring of work, special leaves of absence, eliminate the colonial American that, “we must have a restora­ Roeber and his family to Ger­ replacement professors on a and financial assistance for section of the department. tion of replacement for people many for all of next year. Due to yearly basis. How can travel expenses to professional Roeber summed up the pro­ who are, in fact, active scholars. the other absences in the Lawrence attract and meetings. “All of these things,” blems in leaving campus for an That seems to me an absolute department, Roeber had to app­ perpetuate a first-class faculty Roeber remarked, “are very im­ extended length of time: “There necessity if we are to maintain ly for a postponement on his if active independent research portant positive attributes are pressures from students, the quality of the curriculum. fellowship. I f he were to be gone is constrained? which many, many, schools do pressures from colleagues, Despite the restrictions in­ next year, the department This problem is perpetuated not have." pressures even from the ad­ would be three professors short herent in a small school, by the fact that significant Lawrence thus provides ministration. In a sense, it’s a third term, and completely void Lawrence professors remain ac­ research projects often require faculty with important incen­ critical dilemma I think ab­ tive in scholarship. The history of an American history section professors to leave campus. tives to remain scholarly active. solutely must be resolved.” (barring the hiring of a replace­ department provides an ex­ “You’ve simply got to get Bremer feels the faculty here is Scholarship is an integral cellent example of this. Yet the ment} for the entire year. away,” remarked Bremer, ad­ “very committed to research.” part of what the faculty should Roeber received his postpone­ dilemmas faced by this depart­ ding that while Lawrence Roeber agreed. “Certainly,” he be doing at a place like ment, but added, “we were ment cannot be ignored. They research facilities are “more said, “the faculty here is more Lawrence,” Roeber continued, simply lucky. I certainly would too are typical of other depart­ than adequate for active in scholarly terms than “because education is a life­ not have turned down the Hum­ ments at Lawrence. Budgetary undergraduate work, they’re in­ faculty at our competitors in long process. It doesn’t end boldt (Roeber's major restrictions and small depart­ adequate for in-depth the ACM.” with any degree-I don’t care ments combine to put strains fellowship). i4s far as I know research.” Roeber concurred, Yet professors at Lawrence what the degree is. (Scholar­ on both faculty and students. I'm the only person ever to adding, “it’s essential for facul­ remain inhibited in their ship) is vital to keep a con­ The question of how to relieve receive a Humboldt at ty AND students that we all scholarly activities due to in­ sciousness that Lawrence is these strains remains crucial. Friday, May 21,1982 ÏHE LAWRENTIAN Page 5 N e w s Grant raises hopes Required regulatory reading Longley published L U arts to be studied by Leigh Ezdeer president and general counsel by Annie Mullin submitted to the Foundation notes a new trend on his field St. Martin’s Press of New of the National Association of On May 10, President Warch was two-fold. Co-authored by possibly relating to the York has published the third Broadcasters, and Herbert A. accepted a grant of $5,000 from Hittle and Hirby, it proposed economy. He sees the oppor­ edition of “The Politics of Terry, assistant professor of the Metropolitan Life Founda­ first to look at the individual tunities for careers in music Broadcast Regulation,” of telecommunications at Indiana tion which will be used to arts and the inter-action and education as greatly diminish­ which Associate Professor of University. analyze the state of the arts at cooperation between the ed, especially at the college Government Lawrence D. In a foreword to the third edi­ Lawrence University. A com- departments at Lawrence. level. This presents a problem Longley of Lawrence Universi­ tion, Newton N. Minow, former mitee consisting of Dean Hittle, Secondly, the proposal sug­ for many students. On the one ty is a co-author. chairman of the Federal Com­ Arthur Thrall, Fred Gaines, and gested looking at art programs hand, some students will have The new edition has been munications Commission and Dean Murdoch will guide the at comparable institutions in to have a broader educational revised to take into account former chairman of Public year long study. Although the order to improve and enhance base. Other students will have changes in the field such as in­ Broadcasting Service, describes amount of the grant is relative­ Lawrence’s art programs as to have a more professional creased competition from cable the book as “required reading ly small, the possible implica­ well as to seek new directions base. Murdoch is very in­ television, innovations involv­ for anyone interested in tions of the grant are not. for the arts here. Hittle explain- terested to see how other in- ing satellite transmission and understanding how govern­ the changed regulatory climate ment regulation really works.’’ in the first year of the Reagan Longley is author or co­ administration. Co-authors of author of more than 25 articles the book with Longley were Er­ and books on American politics win G. Krasnow, senior vice and political institutions.

Doctorates at commencement Speakers chosen

by Robin Re vis Nominations are elicited from In the past years the faculty faculty, administrations and and the students have been less students, with the final pro­ than pleased with the choices posals going to the Board of that have been made for com­ Trustees for consideration. At The purpose of the grant is ed the major goals he hopes to stitutions are preparing their mencement speakers. This was Lawrence Honorary Degrees explained in the letter from the accomplish. “We would like to students for this change. perhaps due to the manner in are not awarded unless the reci­ Foundation. The letter states: give the cuts as a whole more Murdoch also agreed with which the speakers were pient can be here to accept. “For ourstanding proposals to visability on campus and create Hittle that the role the arts chosen. In the past the speaker Lawrence also tries to honor engage in meaningful explora­ wider student awareness of how could play at Lawrence is an im­ was supposedly chosen by the those who have never before tion of the institution’s mission art contributes to the portant one. Murdoch explains senior class, but in fact this was receivod an Honorary Degree. and activities, identifying, stu­ undergraduate experience.” that “exposure and involve­ not the case. A poll was sent The following people will dying, and, more importantly, While the study is admittedly ment in the arts has a certain out to the members of the receive Honorary Doctorate solving a significant problem or in its most preliminary stages influence on people’s lives that senior class to vote for three Degrees from Lawrence Univer­ problems with which it is faced, Hittle hazarded to guess at nothing else does.” possible choices. Last year the sity on June 13, 1982. They the Foundation is awarding some of its possible implica­ Arthur Thrall was a little response was very poor with have also each been invited by various sums of money to tions. Hittle also noted that the skeptical about the potential ef­ about twenty-five people President Warch to give a five private colleges and univer­ study could aid significantly in fectiveness of the grant. He responding to this original re­ minute charge to the senior sities.” getting grants in the future. He pointed to the vague writing in quest. A list of the top ten class: Martha Henry, Dr. Frank This statement rendered the explained that if the institution the proposal, maintaining he choices was then distributed, Ruddle, and Derek Walcott. range of possibilities for the had more clear ideas of its doesn’t see concrete things and each jenior was asked to Martha Henry, an actress grant virtually boundless. Mr. needs, grant seeking in the coming from the grant. Hirby, Vice President of future could become more effec­ Thrall is possibly right. This Development at Lawrence, told tive. may turn out to be simply lip the Lawrentian that the area to Fred Gaines seconded the service to the arts. Much be studied was determined by idea, stating that, “this grant is depends on the aggressivness the president’s staff (Hittle, going to get us started.’’ He and realism of the committee. Lauter, Agness, Busse, sees the opportunity of study­ However, when the Lawrentian Wrolstadt, et al). ing the approach of other col­ asked Hittle and Hirby why the The final proposal Lawrence leges as one highly beneficial to grant went to the arts, both He is a graduate of Wayne his department. Gaines explain­ seemed to see a recent trend State University in Detroit, and ed that grants in the theater are within the administration to received his Ph.D from the hard to get for educational in­ support the arts. Hittle pointed University of California at stitutions. They are more likely to the heightened awareness of Berkeley. He has been describ­ to go to small repoirtory the arts indicated by discus­ ed as a “vanguard” of those groups. When asked what he sions of the art annex and the scientists who have pioneered will be visiting when he goes to university’s permanent collec­ the mapping of genes in human the other colleges, Gaines tion, the valu*1 of which has chromosomes which has led to a responded, "even though there recently come to light in Samp­ greater understanding of nor­ is a depression out there, son House. He also pointed to the University’s recent attempt mal and abnormal genetic theatre is on the move. Actor’s structures. collectives, Dance companies, to provide a wider range of all these types of things are course selections in the art LAST Y E A R Derek Walcott, a poet, was born in the Windward Islands booming. I want us to go in that department. Hirby attributed choose three of the names on with the Stratford (Ontario) of St. Lucia in 1930. His first direction—audience participa­ the heightened awareness to the list. This second poll got an Shakespeare Festival of poems were published in tion. In other words, I want to the arts to a study done by an even smaller response. The top Canada has portrayed thirty- Trinidad when he was eighteen, come out of the ivory tower.” expert appraiser last year choices were absurdly four roles in both but it was not until 1962, when Dean Murdoch of the Conser­ which pointed out the Universi­ unrealistic, thereby leaving the Shakespearean and non- a volume of poetry was publish­ vatory also had some ideas of ty’s weakness. Thrall, on the third or fourth choice which Shakespearean productions ed in London, that he received what needs to be studied. He other hand, isn’t sure the trend was only representative of since she joined the troupe in wide-spread acclaim. Since that wishes to observe how other exists. While he sees more about two students. 1962. She has also performed time he has received several schools address the interests of discussion about the art annex This fall the commencement with theatre companies in New awards for his poetry, and in the non-majors. However, he and the permanent collection, committee was once again faced York and London, having ap­ 1964, a volume was published states firmly that Lawrehce will nothing concrete has been done, with finding a suitable speaker peared at the Lincoln Center in the United States for the not go in the direction of offer­ so he feels it is impossible to for the graduation ceremony. and the West End. In 1971, she first time. Walcott has also had ing watered down courses for gauge the University’s commit­ Warch, borrowing an idea from was the recipient of a Theatre a great deal of international the non-majors. The Conser­ ment to the arts. Swarthmore College, presented World Award for her work with success as a playwright. In vatory “provides legitimate While no formal structure has the option of having each of the the Repertory Company of Lin­ 1959, he founded the Trinidad academic and performance ex­ been established for student Honorary Degree recipients coln Center. Theatre Workshop for which he periences” and will not in­ participation in this project, all give a short talk at graduation. In September, 1980, it was received an award from the troduce “ bullshit” courses faculty members seem open for The committee thought this announced in West Berlin that Jamaican government. One of simply to fill up lecture halls. suggestions. The University was a great way to ensure a Dr. Frank Ruddle and his col­ his plays was staged in New He feels that without exposure has noticed student lack of in­ high calibere of speakers and at leagues had succeeded in injec­ York in 1971, and received an and understanding of theory all volvement in arts events. Now the same time introduce a diver­ ting foreign genes into animal Obie award as the year's we would have is misinformed is the time for students to make sity to the ceremony by having embryos. This was a significant outstanding Off-Broadway Pro­ and prejudiced talk about concrete suggestions and three speakers instead of only step in the development in the duction. Several of Walcott’s music. Murdoch will look for mobilize to make themselves one. field of genetic engineering. Dr. plays have also been produced courses to stimulate the in­ heard. The Honorary Degree Com­ Ruddle is a Professor of Human in London. In recent years tellectual/artistic senses of the mittee is comprised of the Genetics and is currently the Walcott has worked as a jour­ student so that they would President, the Dean of the Chairman of the Biology nalist for two newspapers in learn something more substan­ University, faculty members Department at Yale University Trinidad, although presently he tive than Hedonism. Further­ and a student representative. where he has been since 1962. is visiting the United States. more, like Gaines, Murdoch Page Page 6 THE LAWRENTIAN Friday, May 21,1982 £ F e a tu r e s

\ Scrambled priorities p friz ner Anxiety stalks seniors in job m arket J you very competent and for them it found in September. Cle necessity in some cases and Margolis said, but never quite At Yale, Mr. Noyes confirm­ can be a very positive ex­ S by Fred M . Hechinger in the way they are judged in perience, he added. Anxiety over the search for prematurely in others, Dr. ed that a new record was set for F the job market. This can be con­ “A number of seniors for the jobs is creating new academic, Margolis said. “Some don’t the number of seniors who sign­ P finish their work, or at least not firming or upsetting, he said. first time view their peers in a F social and emotional problems ed up for job interviews—580, Not to be called back for a se­ diferent, competitive way,” Dr for college seniors, career and the way they’d like to,” he said. or half the entire class, com­ “ I think these people are join­ cond interview, he cited as an Margolis said. “They are com­ ~c mental health counselors pared with a previous record of ing the premedical and prelaw example, “is a real live issue peting, not in athletics or in the leci report. Students in their final 440. classroom, but on the outside.” t semesters face pressure to He sees young people who are -no travel to off-campus interviews, disturbed by that experience, n ’t while at the same time com­ who “wonder about their selves re& pleting academic requirements. and about others” as they enter bee Competition for jobs is destruc­ SO-: tive to campus friendships and into competition with close do friends. to the social life that ought to carry over from college to the He urged counselors to assure students that “we rer postcommencement world. The most dramatic change is recognize the predicament they Pei are in” and tell them not to par the approximate doubling of generalize from one or two job K the number of seniors who are dui planning to go directly into the interviews. Counselors, he add­ C job market rather than to ed, may also have to get faculty We graduate school. Andrew members to “put the problems imj. Thompson, director of career into focus” and be “more com­ toi counseling at Wesleyan Univer­ passionate.” coi sity, says only 25 percent of Finishing college and looking wit this year’s graduating class ex­ for employment at the same he! pects to go directly to graduate time is not easy. Barbara I w Lazarus, director of counseling cov school, compared with more did than 50 percent five years ago. at Wellesley College, said: ‘‘It’s ab( Uncertainty about Federal sup­ like looking for a job while you gui port of graduate studies has ag­ have a full-time job. While this apf gravated the situation. is not unusual in later life, this Dr. Gary Margolis, director Tom Bloom is the first time and there is a dimension of the unknown.” of counseling at Middlebury but it can be very much exag­ He does not detect much Y students who always felt those “They’ve been in one job—go­ College in Vermont and presi­ pressures,” said Edward gerated when it at the same panic but “more per ing to school-for 16 years, dent of the New England Col­ Noyes, director of counseling at time clashes with academic determination,” and the per longer than they probably ever It’» lege Health Association, says Yale University. work.” seniors, he said, have better that seniors on his and other will be in one job again,” she per Dr. Margolis finds increasing The conflicts are nevertheless resumes and skills. But, he add­ campuses have been spending said. “It ’s traumatic.” wit numbers of seniors troubled real. For example, there is the ed, there’s also some counter­ much more time than in This year, Miss Lazarus said, wa. and confused. The job decision whether to let the col­ concern among the more roc previous years on an intensified more than 70 percent of pressures come at a time when lege work slide and wait until academically oriented students job search. They worry, he Wellesley's graduates plan to I they also face personal isues. graduation to look for a job, or that so many want to go the yei go directly into the labor says, “how marketable they It’s difficult for a 22-year-old, to try to do both now. “We tell route of banking and insurance. pit are.” market. The big change, she he said, to sort out the students that academic work The theme of the class day f Just when they should be said, is that many students priorities—how important it is still comes first,” Miss Wilson speech delivered by a student, grt concentrating on completion of either have given up on Federal to finish the course work while said, “Waiting until June is not Mr. Noyes predicted, “is likely rui their senior thesis and getting fellowships or are still waiting worrying not only about their the end of the world. There may to be that it’s too bad that peo­ / the most out of their last col­ for word. “practical goodbyes” as they actually be less competition ple have to sell their souls to go alw legiate months, they are con­ The college, Miss Lazarus leave one world for another. then, and this may be helpful.” after the almighty dollar.” thi stantly interrupted by inter­ said, is trying to orient SOI Students have been “They’re relieved to hear Those in search of jobs do not students to changing condi­ views on and off campus, of evaluated in many ways, Dr. that,” she added. Some of the appear to be worried about such t tions. Several weeks ago, the Ha best jobs, she believes, are reactions by some of their wis peers. People coming from in­ entire Wellesley campus com­ munity was invited to a sym­ / terviews in three-piece suits, Or Mr. Noyes recalls, used to rush posium on “Cracking the Myth of the Superwoman.” It stress­ m j back to their rooms so that \ premed friends would not see ed, among other points, that got them. But now, he said, some “you don’t have to get the fan­ ojt even flaunt their businesslike ciest job right after \ attire. graduation.” wo Like Miss Wilson, Mr. Noyes Barbara-Jan Wilson, director Bn reports that hiring conditions of career counseling at Williams clu are better than most people College, confirms the increased me pressure, including those from m i think. Even if they are not do­ me ing well, many businesses, he parents. “The kids hear a great ha explained, do not like to skip a deal about the problems of the J_ year of taking in new job market,” she said. Actually, she added, this had been a good I graduates. ant Stephen Johannsen, director year in terms of on-campus job Ne of career counseling at Mid­ recruiting, and the worries may A dlebury, said one way to be exaggerated. for alleviate pressures is to en­ To ease the pressures, the col­ the courage students not to put off lege arranges special the the senior year. “We advise workshops for seniors to build the them to use their Thanksgiving their confidence, to exchange sar, and Christmas breaks and to experiences and to let them L Phone: 739^1223^; take summer jobs to sharpen know that there are still jobs on_ their view,” he said. But for out there. Students, she said, 2 2 8 E . C o l l e g e A v e . this year s seniors such advice have not lost their sense of CA is water over the dam. humor about the situation. C They have invented a “hall of ‘‘For a senior who feels anx­ 19( Faculty cap & gown order deadline-April 24 shame”—an entire wall on Mu ious it can be traumatic,” he which they post their rejection said. Others find that they are 1 letters. Re> Saturday April 24th -1-2 p.m. I York1T?me"te: ^ preceding artic,e was cribbed from The New Sat 1 AUTOGRAPH PARTY at* Meet JERRY MINNICH, author of the Wisconsin Garden Guide 1 n e w e d itio n . ’ yoi Senior Art Exhibition an< asi» SENIORS — Order your imprinted name cards for graduation Sunday, June 23rd through kn< ^announcem ents now. ______Saturday, June 28th so Peter Cramblitt, Ann Louise Jacobs, Eric Anderson SOI for nei Friday, May 21,1982 THE LAWRENTIAN Page 7 F e a t u r e s Grammy Award winner May 29th Hartford returns to river? Fun on the Fox by Leigh Ezdeer by Norman Blake ing away from the river. “Some people,” according to APPLETON, WIS.-As APPLETON, WIS.—Three- and appeared on numerous “I went out to Los Angeles Hartford, “join health spas or time Grammy Award winner other television programs. In John Hartford takes the stage and did the ‘Smothers Brothers start playing golf. I went out in Fun on the Fox on Saturday, and riverboat pilot John Hart­ the early 70’s Hartford rejected Show,’ and I looked around and and got a job on a boat.” ford will join six Wisconsin stardom by returning to his May 29, a combination of musi­ there were movie stars and Today, Hartford plays more cian and Huck Finn will come bands for Fun on the Fox on childhood love—the Mississippi celebrities everywhere. I loved than 200 concerts a year and Saturday, May 29, from noon to River. He worked as a alive to the Fox Valley Com­ it. There’s a very decadent side records for Flying Fish munity. dusk on the Lawrence Universi­ deckhand and entertainer on a Three Grammy Awards and ty campus. This will be the first paddle wheeled steamboat 15 albums attest to Hartford’s concert ever to be held in while learning the river for his accomplishments as a musi­ Lawrence’s Banta Bowl. riverboat pilot’s license. Today, cian; his love for the river and a Advance admission is $6. he records for Flying Fish boyish smile link him to Mark Tickets may be purchased from Records, with whom he receiv­ Twain’s most famous Beggar’s Tune and Pipe ed a Grammy for his album character. Dreams in Appleton, The Mad “Mark Twang.” Hartford’s courtship with the Hatteur in Oshkosh and Fond Joining Hartford in the May river began in the fourth grade du Lac, and Pipe Dreams in 29 concert are Thunder Moun­ when his teacher, Miss Ruth Green Bay. tain, The Clan Gilmour, The Ferris, told stories to her class Hartford acquired national Piper Road Spring Band, Tom about the majestic Mississippi. fame in the late 1960’s when his Grissley Adams and the Lazy Hartford dreamed of becoming song, “Gentle on My Mind,”Bones Band, Curly’s Hat Band, a riverboat pilot, but he also was sung by Glen Campbell and and Cactus Jerry. dreamed of becoming a musi­ has won a total of three Gram­ Fun on the Fox is presented cian. It was in his early teens my Awards. Hartford soon by the Lawrence University that he purchased a banjo from became a regular on the Special Events Committee and a Goodwill Store. Soon he had “Smothers Brothers Show’’ Paris Productions of Appleton. expanded his musical interests to include the fiddle (not violin) and guitar. At the age of 29 of me. I adjusted easily and Records. His love for the river J.B/s parade Hartford had written Grammy- went through a period of swim­ takes him back to the paddle bound “Gentle on My Mind” ming pools and experimenta­ wheeled steamboat as much as for upstart Glen Campbell. His tion with various lifestyles. possible. A lthough he career as a musician was soar­ California’s very conducive to sometimes works as a deckhand At last, a Fight song that.” ing; his career on the river was and as an entertainer, he spends paniment. The song, in short, temporarily docked. By the late 1960’s Hartford most of his time simply learn­ by Stacey Schmeidel should be, to paraphrase Mr. ing the river—the way a licens­ Go head, J.B .—steal my Rees, something you can sing in ed riverboat pilot should. thunder! Ram on my parade! the shower, something you can In his April 23 “View from remember now and at your 25th Hartford’s performance at the Bench, J.B. Rees proposed reunion, something that Mr. Fun on the Fox II in the that some enterprising young Kellogg—the man who whistles Lawrence University Banta conservatory student write a everything from Bach to Bowl promises to be as exciting new Lawrence fight song. Well, Sousa—can whistle as he and varied as the musician’s his suggestion wasn t exactly bounds through campus on his past. The banjo, fiddle, guitar, right, but it was close. way to and from work. amplified plywood, face, and The Dean s Advisory Council Judges of the contest will clogg dancing (combination of of the Conservatory—a small ef- represent all aspects of singing, dancing, and strumm­ ficient, but little-publicized Lawrence life, including ad- ing) will all be likely means of group that meets for lunch ministrators, faculty, alumni, entertaining the crowd. every Tuesday—is seeking a and students from both the col- “Hartford’s voice,” said the new Lawrence song to serve as lege and the conservatory. Con- Hannibal Courier-Post, “has a a companion to the present firmed judges include President seemingly limitless range and Lawrence alma mater. This Warch, Director of Alumni possesses a phrasing that is his search is the result of numerous Relations Gil Swift, Professor alone. His hands can make a fid­ comments and suggestions W illiam Chaney, Susan dle talk while his feet clog along from faculty, administrators, Lawrence McCardeU ’81, and with the music as effortlessly alumni, and students just like 0ne student member from each as a metronome. When voice, J.B. In response to these re- Gf next year’s LUCC and DAC. feet and hands work together, it quests, the DAC invites com- Students, faculty, and other sounds as though a five-piece posers and lyricists in the persons interested in entering “I always loved music, but I was at the brink of stardom. He band is supporting the musi­ Lawrence community to enter the Lawrence song contest thought I would be a river had recorded numerous albums cian.” the Lawrence song contest. should submit their scores, man,” Hartford said. “I worked on the RCA label and frequent­ John Hartford will not be It must be emphasized that along with a separate piece of on towboats for a while, until I ly appeared on various televi­ alone while playing in the this song is not intended to paper with their name and ad- got to a point when I knew I sion programs including “The Lawrence University Banta replace the current alma .mater, dress to the Conservatory first was too artsy-craftsy to do it Glen Campbell Goodtime Bowl in Appleton. The river will but rather to serve as a compa- term next year. Entries will be for the rest of my life. I got off Hour,” “Rock Concert,” andbe only a few hundred feet nion or an alternative to the judged during second term/and current song. Those of you who the winning song will be an- the river and felt that I ’d failed “Hee Haw.” Yet, it was when away. almost. I hadn't thought of musical success was imminent can’t seem to remember the pre- nounced and premiered on cam- music as something that I that Hartford returned to the Tickets for Fun on the Fox sent alma mater shouldn t feel pus at the Honors Convocation would do because at the time it river. are available in Appleton at bad; it is precisely this in Spring of 1983. It will receive seemed like too much fun to One day around 1970, while Begger’s Tune and Pipe forgetability, combined with ¡^g alumni debut at the Alumni make a living at.” sitting by the pool in Dreams, The Mad Hatteur in certain unsingable Banquet in June 1983. “Gentle on My Mind” earned Hollywood, Hartford realized Oshkosh and Fond du Lac, and characteristics, that have pro- You don’t have to be a Bach, Hartford a regular spot on the he needed more than that kind Pipe Dreams in Green Bay. mpted the search for another a Beethoven, or even a Rodgers “Smothers Brothers Show” in of proximity to water. He left Lawrence song. The DAC now or Hammerstein to enter the 1969. His music was making success and got a job on the seeks a song approximately 2-3 Lawrence song contest. You him a living—a comfortable liv­ Julie Belle Swain steamboat. minutes in length, with a don’t have to be a composition secular text that evokes pride major, or even a conservatory in and reverence for Lawrence s student. All you need in order past, present, and future. The to participate in this contest is melody should be an original a few good ideas and a desire for one, either in traditional four- a new Lawrence song. You’ve part “hymn-style, or an easily g0t all summer, and nothing to singable and memorizable lose. So—go for it! J.B. and I melody with keyboard accom- are waiting....

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P Cooder, Reed solo album s receive acclaim frizl ner by Andy Larsen his previous albums have all who gave dignity and poetry to his 1974 hit, "Walk on the Wild characteristically repetitive, J The names of Ry Cooder and been marked by a wide variance speed, smack, homosexuality, Side.” In both this song and the the song is undeniably catchy you in style and a quirky sense of murder and suicide,” and his following one, "The Gun,” we and the humor is a welcome Clet Lou Reed have been prominent humor, this tune is just a little ability to create emotionally- are presented with a sort of break in tone: S in the rock world since the late sixties, and their respective in­ too ridiculous for even Cooder charged, thought-provoking unflinching streetcorner I worry about money and P rock n roll certainly hasn’t scenario similar in many ways P fluences have been widespread. to pull off successfully. taxes and such P Cooder’s style is certainly more Nonetheless, the instrumenta- diminished, as the Blue Mask to the tone of the Street Hassle I worry that my liver's big amply demonstrates. While album and some of the later and it hurts to the touch. G Reed’s solo albums have been Velvet Underground stuff. I worry about my health and lect marked by their unpredictabili­ "The Gun” is an interesting ex­ bowels D ty (his failures have often been periment, as Reed tries to make and the Crime waves in the •no as spectacular as his successes) us feel the prolonged terror of street n ’t they all seem to look at the being held at gunpoint, by I am just an average guy try­ rea darker, seemlier side of urban repeating the words, "carrying ing to stand on his own two bee life from a very emotional view­ a gun” in as an almost hypnotic feet. SO-f point, and in this respect his manner. The weird ending and doi "The Heroine” is the only song latest release is typical. The violent overtones set the stage Lou does without the rest of the Blue Mask also reflects changes perfectly for the title cut itself, band, and while it certainly is in Reed’s personality, however, The Blue Mask. This number, a ren not catchy, it is very effective. Per particularly in his attitude driving, tortured vision of Reed here reaffirms his new­ par towards women. Side One violent sin and equally violent found admiration for women by K opens with "My House” a slow, retribution, is the first song on eulogizing a Heroine "who din rather tedious homage to the which Reed's current band transcends all the men.” With C poet and former Velvet (Robert Quine on guitar, Fer­ “ Waves of Fear" we are We Undergound guru Delmore nando Saunders on bass and brought back to the seemy, sup­ imp Schwartz. Reed’s contentment background vocals and Doane posedly autobiographical side tok with married life is algo Perry on drums) really gets a of Reed’s songwriting. The cou reflected here, as it is chance to rock out, and they do band is, of course, sufficiently wit helj loud during this cut, despite a I w derivative than that of Reed. tion and, particularly, the ridiculous off-tempo interlude cou He has been cited as one of the funky, spaced-out keyboard in the middle of the song, the ef­ didi forerunners of the mellowed work of Dickinson and Willian fect is almost as chilling as ‘‘the abo Rhythm and Blues sound D. Smith is really quite good. Blue Mask.” On "The Day gui I John Kennedy Died," though, apo popularized by Dire Straits, However, despite their efforts among others, while Reed and and the use of various soul Reed once more becomes reflec­ his original band, the Velvet cliches (voice box, shifting tive and calm. In this song, a homage to an idealized Ken­ R Underground, are commonly vocals, rap lyrics, etc.) Cooder per acknowledged to be the god­ can’t hide the fact that he is nedy, his voice is conversa­ per fathers of punk, along with a clearly out of his element here. tional, replaying his memory It's few other early seventies Sorry Ry, but Kurtis Blow you bank account of J.F.K.’s per groups (New York Dolls, Iggy ain’t. assassination. The band now wit Pop, the Stooges and the MC5.) Side Two features songs has moved strictly into the was background as Reed muses on a roo Although neither Cooder nor which were written by Cooder Reed has had a hit single in (at least in part) and is much national nightmare come true: K I ran out into the street yea nearly a decade, their recent stronger overall than side one. solo albums, have received The first three songs, “Mama, People were gathered pit; everywhere saying, F general critical acclaim and Don’t Treat Your Daughter their latest offerings The Slide Mean,” “I ’m Drinking Again’’ "Did you hear what they gre said on TV?” run Area on Warner Brothers and and “Which Came First,” are The Blue Mask on RCA pro­ all typical Cooder (inasmuch as On the album’s final cut, A "Heavenly Arms,” a song ad­ alw mise to follow this pattern. there is a typical Cooder): tight, tha The Slide Area, Cooder’s first unadulterated R & B stylings dressed to his wife, Sylvia, sor> offering since 1980’s excellent with a sardonic sense of humor. throughout the album. The it with a vengeance. The Reed once again shows us his Q Bop ’til You Drop, features a “Which Came First,” which next song, "Women,” con­ repetitive, overpowering new attitude toward women. Ha strong supporting cast of L.A. was written by Cooder and tinues in the same calm, con­ melody makes Reed’s uniquely While I suppose that this song wis sessionmen including drummer bluesman Willie Dixon in 1967, tented mood, although its masochistic lyrics all the more is a fitting close for his album, A Jim Keltner, bassist Tim Drum­ is the only song of the three refrain ("I love women/we all chilling: it is nevertheless a tedious bore Or mond, keyboardist Jim Dickin­ that was not written specifical­ love women..”) seems a rather Wash the razor in the rain and dulls the brilliance of the son and vocalists Bobby King, ly for this album, yet its unusual confession for a former Let me luxuriate in pain preceeding cut. On the whole, V Willie Greene, John Hiatt and timeless style fits in perfectly. homosexual to make. The Please don’t set me free however, this album is a good got Herman Johnson. As on all of The closing cut, “That’s the ethereal yet unthreatening sample of some of Reed ’s styles o.k Death means a lot to me his albums, Cooder mixes self­ Way Love Turned Out For guitar is about as close to pret­ and will add yet another in­ V Needless to say, the intensity penned songs in with older, Me,” isn’t nearly as rollicking ty as Reed ever gets and the level on this song is unmatched teresting footnote to a long and woi interesting career. Brc often obscure, but always well as the proceeding three, but it melody is the kind that you can on the rest of the album. elm done covers and this album is provides a nice finish to the hum yourself to sleep with at On Side Two Reed breaks out me no exception. Included are a re­ album, thanks to Cooder’s ex­ night (believe it or not.) of his suicidal fixation, for the mu cent Bob Dylan number, “I cellent production and poetic As always, there are a few most part, becoming reflective mei Need A Woman,” Curtis lyrics, which were written along songs about violence, alcohol, and, at times, even humorous. ha\ Mayfield’s, "Gypsy Woman,’' with Quinton Claunch and drugs, etc. and Lou strings On ‘‘Average Guy” he assumes _A and the old Carl Perkins stan­ Dave Hall. Cooder’s voice here three of these together to close a tongue-in-cheek pose; ob­ P dard, “Blue Suede Shoes.” Of echoes his reflective, resigned out the side. "Underneath the viously Lou Reed is about as far anc ' these three cuts, which all ap­ mood: Bottle” is a catchy tune with a from average as one could Nei pear on the first side of the “People in love build a house shuffling pace reminiscent of possibly get. Although A album, “Blue Suede Shoes,” is they can share fo r. probably the strongest. Takes a long time to get it the Cooder’s lead vocal here sounds just right thei strangely reminiscent of Lowell But a fire can start in the Kit­ the George; and indeed, the whole chen somewhere sanr song sounds a little like vintage And burn that little house L Little Feat, particularly the down overnight...” on t subtle, soulful background The refrain “That’s the way,” vocals of King, Green, Hiatt, etc. is emphasized by excellent CAi Johnson and George McFad- gospel-style backup vocals. C den. The light, funky handling Overall, The Slide Area is 190 of this tune is highlighted by another solid effort from Mu. Cooder’s eversliding guitar Cooder, which, unfortunately, T solos and the honky-tonk piano will probably never get radio Ret of Jim Dickinson. “I Need A airtime on any but the most D Woman” is done in a Dylanish progressive stations. I only I Sat- manner, and while it is quite hope that someone like Linda T competent, I ’d prefer to hear ol’ Ronstadt doesn’t homogenize ats. Zimmie himself. The Mayfield this stuff for commercial con­ T tune though, gets a mellow, sumption. you soulful treatment and Cooder’s With the new Lou Reed and limited voice is once again nice­ ask album, on the other hand, there kne ly complimented by the is no need to worry about com­ so ( background vocals. The only mercialization. Reed has been son song on the first side that really characterized by critic Lester for ( flops is the opener, “UFO Has Bangs of Creem as "the man nex Landed In The Ghetto.” While Friday, May 21,1982 THE LAWRENTIAN Page 9 — ______F e a t u r e s Film review

B odini creates film m asterpiece

by The Yard Ape the work rather than being of themselves. They pretend to psychological matrix, but how ticipate. This should not drive Everyone is afraid. Nobody bounced into the real world. study, they act as if they are those themes are reflected in you away. It is painless. The wants to stick out his neck. Like a child’s lincoln logs, all eating, and they perform in­ Churchwood Ball’s characters in the movie are Bodini puts his reputation in the parts interlock; the genious pantomimes of having cinematography. It is as if Ball unable to initiate change, and the jaws of the critics in his characters, too, reflect inward fun. Mix (and I might as well has filmed a Bodini dream. Is they expect a large hand from latest film, The Undergraduate, and seem to be independent of say all the characters) become the film in black and white or in somewhere outside. Fortunate­ and I will put my reputation on their environment. so helplessly entangled in the color? One can never be sure; ly, I had stayed the duration the line and say it is the best The main character, Mix American film in the last few Grey, is a ? major from Oak years. In the wake of such Park and is the offspring of a lighthearted spoofs as Animal doctor. Mix’s companion, Gel House and its numerous Blank, is a ? major from degenerate successors (Delta Evanston and is the offspring Gamma Deliveries, The Girls of of a doctor. I say “offspring” Bergan Hall, etc.), Bodini’s because Bodini never reveals serious treatment of college life the gender of any of the is refreshing. The screenplay by characters. At one point, a Orson Bean (Why I Eat, Bus “townie” confronts Mix and Stop!, The Pico de la Mirán­ tries to get it to divulge its sex. dole Story) Is, as usual, Mix replies, “I prefer not to flawless. commit myself either way at The story is not set, thank this point in my life.” God, in an east coast ivory Clara Bumheart is wonder­ tower, but rather at a respec­ fully asexual, non-commital, table liberal arts college in the and vacant, as Mix. The con­ midwest, situated on the banks trast between her performance of a somewhat polluted river, here, and her vibrant rendition and surrounded by a town not of a wild rock and roll idol in wholly convinced of the The Story Of The Go Go’s, THE UNDERGRADUATE college’s right to exist. This marks her as a promising, ver­ “ he” "he ' creates creates of colors flicker in and out at a diz-lmage and was able to complete the time Bodini resists the tempta­ satile young star. Julia Collins “himself,” and in the alter­ zying rate. The restless camera movie, and the projectionist tion and ignores the potential is more than respectable in her natives for action that will eye refuses to take a consistent was able to go home. for a social-statement film- first appearance on screen as fulfill that image, that he loses point of view. It sees Bodini creates a strangely academia vs. city hall (a temp­ Gel Blank. his ability to act spontaneously. everything from all sides in beautiful world, and one tation he succumbed to in I would recite a short plot The maintenance of the image rapid changes of angle, and becomes impatient with the Absence of Mallets, an excur­ summary were it not for the becomes the sole motivation, finally, like the characters in characters who do not perceive sion into the seamy underworld fact that The Undergraduate and the fear of the breakdown the movie, is paralyzed by this beauty, who spend so much of professional croquette; and has no plot. During the first , of that image rules out creative Possibility. Ball creates a new time in the mirror house. It was in Network, a boring look at three and one half hours, or open minded thinking. The genre of cinematic style which the same impatient emotion I corruption in the fishing in­ nothing happens. Then, in the characters’ movements seem refuses to take a stand, to make experienced as I watched peo­ dustry as well as a stick-figure last three minutes, something almost in slow motion, as if predictions, and therefore ple flock out of the theater imitation of At the Waterfront.) happens. hindered by the paralysis of which cannot stir our imagina­ away from a great work of art. Instead, Bodini takes us on What is of interest, then, is fear. So nothing happens. Real tions. After two hours, I was Make a commitment of three an adventure in the apprecia­ not the action, but the setting, actions would make one con­ the only one left in the theater. and one half hours and three tion of imagination, art, and the world Bodini creates. A spicuous and vulnerable. Something happens at the and one half dollars, and see life. He creates a self-consistent main thread, say a cable, runn­ Bodini's world is a downward end of the movie, after most The Undergraduate. It is play­ world; the subject matter, ing through this world, is a spiral of inactivity. people have left in boredom. I ing all over Appleton. dialogue, and cinematic techni­ complete lack of sincerity. The W hat makes The will not tell you what happens, que blend and reflect upon each characters coast through the Undergraduate a great work of but I will give the hint that the other. The viewer is drawn into days, uninspired, like parodies art is not the social- audience is asked to par-

Record review Collins live surpasses “Collins Alive

by Mark Rose combo on the album is - A.C. Do”, which features Reed sax are good and steady, providing Albert Collins has got to be Reed, tenor saxophone; Allen lines behind the ever-present good background for solos and one of the hottest blues Batts, organ; Johnny B. Collins guitar. As the song’s a fine harmonic blend with guitarists around - anywhere. Gayden, the now famous name would suggest, this is a Reed’s saxophone. The new The morning after the mini­ bassist; ‘and Casey Jones on reminiscent tune - I don’t know rhythm man who played at concert he and his band gave drums. The band plays loudly whose memories. The most Celebrate seemed to be coming for Celebrate, I went downtown and is meant to be heard that memorable cut on this album, along well and will probably be which The Ice Breakers jamm­ giving them solid rhythm work Does and bought their live album. Recorded in a Minneapolis ed on here two Sundays ago and shortly. This is a very good the End __ blues club (The Union Bar), it is which probably sold the group band which deserves a great the Term mean called “Albert Collins/Frozen to anyone who was going to be leader sold, ends the record with a Albert Collins is great. He the End of your Alive”. Collins played with Jimi Hendrix, and has earned a roar. “Cold Cuts” spotlights smiles at the audience, sets up Insurance Protection?Grammy Award. Johnny B. Gayden on a funky with the band, and concen­ The band behind him, a group bass solo, which sets the stage trates all his energy in his If your insurance ends when which seems able to handle for another A.C. lead takeoff. fingers. The result is cap­ you leave school, you are un­ both slow blues and fast, funky Formerly with the Seapler tivating. He plays with his protected against illness or numbers with impressive dex­ Singers, Gayden demonstrates fingers, not a pick, a purer accident. Short Term protec­ terity and cohesiveness, is call­ his ability to play spectacular sound and rapidity of attack. tion from Time Insurance ed The Icebreakers. There is on­ lead lines as well as lay back His guitar is a specially wired Telecaster which he plays loud­ provides basic hospital cov­ ly one difference in instrumen­ and hold down the bottom on tation from the band that most of the other numbers. ly over The Icebreakers. It has erage . . . for 60, 90, 120, 180 way on record. This is basic a clean, biting sound which or 365 days. At reasonable played at Celebrate. Marvin The band that plays on this Chicago-based black blues, album is very tight. Drummer make his solos hit home with rates. And the plan can be Jackson appears on rhythm played as only a high-calibre Casey Jones maintains a everyone. He has achieved signed and issued on the guitar; the guitarist behind Col­ group can play it. lins at Celebrate was a new steady, solid, hard blues beat some fame already and could be spot, with coverage beginn­ Four cuts off “Frozen Alive" member who is still breaking in­ which is complemented by the headed for more. are stand outs. On Side A, These blues are an im­ ing immediately. Of course, to tTie group. The rest of the steady, dextrous playing of there's no coverage for pre­ “Angel of Mercy” is slow, Gayden. A.C. Reed on sax helps mediate, intensely energetic existing conditions. gospel-like backdrop to some carry harmony behind Collins, musical experience meant to be phenomenal Collins guitar licks and fills in with melody lines in played loud and clean and heard You may need this after his vocals. It ends with a A.C.’s absence. He doesn’t loud. “Frozen Alive” doesn’t necessary protection. Let me two-note prelude to the theme strike me as a solo sax player; match the power and energy of tell you about it. of its follow-up song, “ I Got he is good and effective in this the live show, but this is par for That Feeling”. This is a faster, guitar-dominated group. Allen the course for live albums. If slightly funky tune which Batts on organ is not very visi­ you loved the show, you’ll like depends on the band’s blending ble and, more often than not, the album—alot. Albert Collins MIKE KUMBALEK harmonically with and filling in barely audible. His soft, crying is the sort of live artist that at: between A.C. leads. organ is good backdrop on makes one want to relive his BOB CAREW INSURANCE “Caldonia,” starting off Side B, “Angel of Mercy” and fair on performances again and again. 731-2214 is an adaptation of a B.B. King “Things,” but he is generally “Frozen Alive” is as close as standard. Collins & Co. get not very noticable. Marvin he's come to making that possi­ M A R K ROSE schmaltzy on “Things I Used to Jackson's rhythm guitar riffs ble. Page 10 THE LAWRENDAN Friday, May 21,1982 T h e A r t s------M erw in show varied, challenging

by Tom Otten challenging works in the show. turns them upside down or on realizes that everything is right in slide mounts and hand Much of the student work The sculpture series, called their sides, this balance of about them. tinted. Actual lace has been ad­ which has been shown at Audience Participation forms becomes apparent. The Better than other pieces in ded to some of them, and they Lawrence recently has been of a Sculpture, is comprised of hand pieces seem to have been the show, however, are the have all been placed against a good quality. Viewers have built bowl forms in stoneware. carelessly painted with photographs which make up fabric background. Which ob­ been treated to a variety of These forms are sometimes tempera, but upon further in- the Fabric Series. Merwin’s jects are real? Which are only shows made up of well representations of those real ob­ developed, compelling images. jects? Clearly, this is not a sim­ However, there has been little ple work. work shown which has really in­ The fourth set of works in the volved the viewer, questioning Fabric Series is a series of land­ his ideas about art, his concep­ scapes. Here Merwin is most tions of what an image should obviously playing tricks on her be and how it should behave viewers; upon close examina­ before his eyes. Frank Meier s tion it becomes evident that the plaster wall pieces, shown in a landscapes are, in fact, made group show at the end of last out of a human figure, which term, are an exception to this has been given horizon lines of general trend. Other exceptions stitched thread. are certain pieces in Kendra The fifth and sixth groups of Merwin’s senior show. works in the series complete the Merwin, in a well hung show development of concepts begun at Worcester, has displayed in the first place. With fabric works made from 1979 to 1982 photographs mounted on in sculpture, jewelry, ceramics, fabric, altered by chemicals or drawing, and photography. hand stitching or both, Merwin Many of the works are relative­ pushes her ideas to their ex­ ly high in quality, especially the tremes. Which is a real object in jewelry, which shows a well these last pieces and which is developed sense of style. None only a representation of a real of the clumsy blockiness so object? Is a representation tru­ often found in student metal ly a representation when it has working is present here. Silver been altered beyond recogni­ forms quietly containing semi­ tion? These distinctions have precious stones typify her FABRIC SERIES #5 been blurred all through the work; materials never seem spection, it becomes quite clear single, but most often are join­ quiet craftsmanship is evident series; in these last works, they loud or garish in Merwin’s that they have been treated ed together into clusters. These again, but this time it is put in disappear altogether. The hands. But as accomplished as very carefully. The quiet tones groups appear, at first inspec­ the service of even more Fabric Series is a well made this work is, two series of have been subtly varied over tion, to be rather clumsy and * challenging ideas. group of images, but what works, one in sculpture and one the whole of the piece, inter­ awkward, but they are actually The first group of makes it good art is that it is a in photography, contain what rupted occasionally by an elec­ very delicately balanced. As a photographs contains relatively challenging group of images as are easily the best and most tric blue or a hot orange. These viewer moves them around, tame shots of lace and other well. (Through today.) pieces, then, should and do fabrics. While they are well change in the viewer’s eyes as done, they do not even begin to they are inspected more and approach in originality the rest more closely. While at first it of the series. The second group seems that everything is wrong is genuinely astonishing. Twen­ with them, after they have been ty small photographs of dif­ Where the inspected closely, a viewer ferent fabrics have been placed good times roll and roll and roll... (EonnntationH

223 E. College Ave., by Tracey Schmeidel details, see accompanying arti­ sion, pianist Marty "Be kind to A pple to n , THANKS Still reeling from the thrill of cle. You won’t want to miss this your accompanist” Butorac, victory and the agony of defeat special event. W is c o n sin violinist Sue Montzka, and 9ù*(ftu£liK» experienced respectively (if not If you liked his conducting at cellist Mike “I can keep a respectably) in last weekend’s the jazz concert Tuesday, you’ll secret’’ Allen will perform softball game, the high brass love his saxophone playing at Gabriel Faure’s Trio for Piano, and the low brass, along with his Senior recital Monday Violin, and Cello. This is a fan­ the saxophone studio, the per­ night! Jeff Santaga will open tastic program of outstanding cussion studio, and several his recital with Pierre Lantier’s music- don’t miss it! others will join forces to pre­ Sidlenne, which will be follow­ Mari Taniguchi, the Downer sent the final jazz concert of theed by this year’s first perfor­ Chorus, and a cast of thousands year tonight at 8:00 in the mance of the Concerto in Eb by will conclude this week’s Chapel. This LUJE concert, Glazounov. Following intermis­ musical activity with a concert conducted by Fred “the Babe” sion, Mr. Santaga will perform Thursday night at 8:30 in Sturm, will feature soloists the Sonata for Alto Saxophone Harper Hall. The performance from the class of 1982, in­ and Piano by the ever-popular will feature such well-known cluding pianist Connie Trok, Alec Wilder. Mr. Santaga will works as “Jesu, Joy of Man’s vocalist Sue Stockwell, alto fittingly close the program with Desiring” by J.S. Bach, “O saxophonists Lynn James and Prelude, Candence et Finale by Lovely Peace,” from Handel’s Jeff Santaga, tenor sax­ Alfred Desenclos. Mr. Santaga Judas Maccabaeus, and the ophonists Tim Tsukiama and will be assisted in his endeavors “Prayer” from Englebert Brian Koser, trombonists Tom by pianist Connie Grabow, Con­ Humperdink’s Hansel & Gretel. Vincent and John Caviani, and nie Trok, and Vicki Borsodi. The concert will also include d u ì s ì s io (co ntinesitai ( trumpeter John Carlson. The Don’t miss this amazing con­ works by Verdi, Brahms, ensemble will perform works by ductor, Sig Ep, and all-around P.D.Q. Bach and a whole lot Duke Ellington, Chick Corea, good-guy in concert Monday at more! It’s sure to be an en­ care/u////designed Fred Sturm, George Duke, and 8:00 in Harper Hall! He’s not a joyable and fun-filled evening, many others. This concert may legend yet, but he’s working on so don’t miss this year’s final &ia>ccHirsen cunners' not provide the thrills and spills it... performance by the Downer of last week’s softball game, Pianist Robin Mangold will Chorus, but it’s sure to feature some share a recital with the as-yet- The usual general student jfancAeon' Wn a booming success. On you and your date. For those of Page 12 THE LAWRENTIAN Friday, May 21,1982

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buy a trout few remaining shops that still display of caramels, nuts, ventured out on his own and in All baking is done with im­ Have you felt the urge lately takes time to prepare its own fruits, the list is endless, that 1956 presented Appleton with ported cocoa. “It varies,” he to jump out of this fast, pro­ goods. have been dipped and swirled “Wilmar’s” homemade candv. said, “b.ut sometimes we refill cessed era of production and At first glance one sees a one at a time in bubbling vats “The place hasn’t changed the meltaway and turtle trays sink your teeth into a rich taste weathered, white clapboard, of steaming chocolates stands since I opened,” confided the three times a day.” And for of the past? Our generation corner building with a pine the facade of an old time soda gray haired proprietor. As he good reason. Mr. Srnka, when seems to have missed out on green, navy and white awning bar dating back to the turn of speaks one easily can discern asked, said the meltaways and most of the homemade special­ extending over a pole resembl­ the century. A large square mir­ the pride he feels from his years turtles were his specialities. ty items our parents and grand­ ing a lifesize candy cane. In ror is framed by beautiful hard of making people happy and After tasting them with B. parents knew so well. For­ front of the shop stands an old wood and rectangles of etched round. The design hasn’t Shaw and J. Malarchy- there is tunately, we are blessed occa­ rusted bike rack which is pack­ glass now smokey with antiqui­ changed but stock such as soda no question in my mind to his sionally with a glimpse of a ed at the end of each school day. ty. Originally, the facade was pop, ice cream, gum and com­ honesty. lingering, but slowly fading With a push of the brass bar situated in La Villa, a mercial candy had been added Prices, he says are equivalent tradition. “Wilmar’s” on the front door whisks the restaurant established in 1915 to his bill of sales, “people seem to those of commercial homemade candy store, located customer out of 1982 and into a with classic tile floors and to think they are getting more chocolates, but one would ex­ at 1222 N. Superior and time to most of us seems long nouveau ceilings, that once for their money when they pur­ pect Smka’s to be more expen­ Wisconsin Ave., is one of the gone. Behind a mouthwatering stood where Gimbels is today. chase a packaged bar of sive because they are so much Wilbur Smka, of Czech chocolate, and sometimes its better. origin, established his shop in easier for the kids to wrap up.” Next year Wilbur Srkna will Although, through the years retire and two men who “have Move it back 1956. Once the interior of the former meat market was Smka has found it necessary to been coming to the place for revamped, Wilmar’s candy sold alter his personal habits such as years will take over, recipes and like wild fire. (Incidentally, the amount of time he gives to all.” And so it seems, although Trimester polls results “Wilmar” is a combination of the business. “When I was there are not many of these Last week, The Lawrentian polled the student body to find Wilbur and Mary Ann, his younger I would come in about dangerously delicious shops their opinion on the tri-semester system as opposed to the wife’s name.) Srnka lived on a 5:00 a.m. and get the mixes around anymore there are still straight semester system. The results and a few accompanying farm until he “was taken away under way.” But now, after those who are willing to concen­ comments are listed below. The percentages show that students by Uncle Sam..” When he years in the shop and after rais­ trate and sacrifice an enormous feel the tri-semester system limits their summer job op­ returned in 1945 he found a job ing seven children, his pace has amount of time and energy in portunities. However only a slight majority favor a complete as candy maker assistant work­ slowed down a bit. In addition order to bring people the best change in the system. Many discontented students would ing at the minimum wage of 60 * to coming in an hour later he possible service and goods, as has hired two part-time women Wilbur Smka has done for the favor the tri-semester system if only it allowed them to com­ an hour. It seemed and proved to dip the fillings he has past twenty-six years. pete in the summer job market. to be an unrefusable offer. After assisting in another shop he prepared from recipes he has Approximately 20% of the students polled were motivated collected over the years. enough to answer.

APPRENTICESHIPS IN THE ARTS Do you feel your summer job opportunities are limited in a Tri-Semester system? Yes 69% No 31% Would you prefer an alternative to the Tri-Semester system by either a straight semester or the 4-1-4 option? Yes 53% No 47% t

“ I ’m not extremely down or against tri-semesters, but1 do not feel that we should crush our brains trying to read,' memorize, and write ourselves in ten weeks in which our peers in other institutions of higher education...take fifteen weeks to cover.**

“No, definitely not. Students should line up their summer jobs before they leave for summer break. If necessary, they should take trips home for job interviewing (if possible).*’

“ I'd prefer the 4-1-4 option because it would allow for more creative learning during the month we are only taking one course. If in January that would be nice because it would of­ fset winter slump.**

“ No. While Lawrence's calendar is not the most convenient, I like the work load of the semester system-having three classes each term gives you an opportunity to take a wide variety of interesting classes.”

“Very emphatically, Yes. In applying for jobs, I am discriminated against because I get out so late. With the economy in such bad shape, you need all the edges that you can get when finding a job.”

“ A third option would be to start early in September, finish exams before thanksgiving and have a short break. Three weeks of second term could then begin before winter break and then continue after.”

“A straight Semester starting earlier and getting out earlier would be convenient and practical. It would give a majority of Lawrence students the opportunity for equal competition for summer jobs.**

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The Term in Sports . . Illustrated.

Track finishes fine season by Joe Ahmad Day 2: The next day, sunny It was the beginning of the and much warmer, was far more end. On 11:00 Thursday morn­ conducive to peak track and ing the Lawrence track zealots field performance. Ken Urban­ headed for Grinell, Iowa, site of ski heaved the discus 140 feet the two-day Midwest Con­ and 10 inches to place third, ference Track Meet, the finale Kent Allen set a new varsity of their season. Yes, Gary Lawrence record in the 1500, Zlevor even managed to make running a 4:05.8 to earn a fifth the trip, to the dismay of many place. Another varsity record Iowa travellers. When we final­ was set by the 400 relay team ly arrived at the Four Winds (Smith, Scott, Hofer, Miller) High-Rise hotel, some went to cutting the old time from 45.2 bed immediately, others psych­ to 44.4. Other Vike point ed themselves up by watching earners were hurdlers Gary the Miss U.S.A. pageant, but Smith in the 110 highs with a by midnight all were in bed time of 16.00 and Paul Loomis resting for the next day. in the 400 intermediates, runn­ Day 1: A rainstorm, needless ing to a 58.6 season best. to say, is not the most desirable The meet brought an end to weather for a track meet. the collegiate track careers of Weight man Ken Urbanski did three seniors. Joel Alnes, not seem hampered too much, hurdler, decided this meet will though, as he placed second in end his high hurdling career as the Shot Put with a toss of he announced his decision not forty-seven feet, nine and one- to turn pro: “I simply value my quarter inches. Compatriot family life more than that.” Dave Bolgrien placed 4th Don Latoraca similarly decided throwing over forty-four feet, a that this will be his last year of personal best. Pole vaulter competitive running. “I’ve Robin Beauchamp also was not decided I ’m going to take up bother by the wet atomsphere, wrestling instead”, said Don, placing second as well. “In “I ’m more the wrestling type weather like this you just have than this wimpy distance runn­ to hold on to your pole” says ing stuff”. Finally Ken Urban­ Robin Beauchamp. Meanwhile ski, Captain of the Track team, on the track, Rob Scott set a is unsure what to do with his varsity record by running the shot put and discus skills. 400 in 52.88 seconds while Joe “Maybe I ’ll drive the ‘Moon- Ahmad ran the 800 in his usual mobile’ the rest of my life. But 2:01. Jon Hofer and Boyd Iowa’s highways aren’t the best Miller ran their heats of the 200 place to find converts for this under 15 seconds; Boyd, unfor­ unusual philosophy, the cows tunately false-started in the just did not look too impressed. 100. Finally, “Big Ralph” Thor- Look for me in California next man ran the 10000 and Joel year, they’d probably be more Alnes high hurdled to round out sympathetic towards this type the Viking performers of the of view,” said the former con­ day. ference division champion. Friday, May 21,1982 ÏHE LAWRENTIAN Page 15 S p o r t s Ruggettes: Bruised but not belittled

by Lizardo stopping the opposition. The two different teams. Well, L.U. All in all, the L.U. women can take steroids over the sum­ It was a warm sunny morning burly team of Sue Lichty, was at a definite disadvantage played tough against two mer and return next year in fine as the sleepy (and half hung) Michelle Bernardi, Hallie having just run around and teams made up of phy-ed ma­ shape. Seriously though, team piled into the rented van McNamara, Peggy Maguire, been trampled to death by jors. We learned how to get out everyone had fun and is looking to speed 31/* hours west. All was Joanne Wolfe, Chrysa Bayer, LaCrosse for 50 long, ex­ of the way of large, fast ap­ forward to a great season in the at peace until the van drove Naomi Gitlin, and Phoebe cruciating minutes. Never­ proaching steam rollers before spring of ’83. Our coaches were past the field where LaCrosse Rowe, were just no match size- theless, the tough ruggers gave it’s too late. Despite our lack of great and we had a lot of and Madison were already play­ wise for the 200 pound body it their best shot though it’s ad­ bulk, we held our own ledge, talented ruggers out there giv­ ing their match. All at once the builders. Unfortunately, in­ mittedly hard to run and tackle and ended up the season with a ing it a “Tri.” Thanks to air of calmness vanished as the juries were a nasty consequence with lung cancer, brain damage, 1-2 record. Now with our ex­ all...until next year when we’re girls stared out the windows to being out-weighed. Both broken legs, and kidney perience, and knowledge, we “With You!” from the vehicle driving to Nancy “Scar Face” Olson, and malfunctions. doom. The tension mounted, Lizard Sheridan were flattened The Madison Maimers were the heartbeats grew louder, the with minor concussions early in quite a match for the L.U. rug­ pulses raised, and their mouths the first half. They were dazed gers scoring many times in the dropped as they gazed at the and even m>re confused, but first half as a bewildered team Golfers swing into spring spectacle of thirty steroid- continued to play vowing to tried to bring the big girls taking hulks thundering deck the “Big Ones.” down. However, the Vikettes by Bobby Jones rankings were posted. around a muddy field. A hush The first half came to a close made some nice plays (tackling Friday, May 14, Happy Hour. On Friday the Vikes didn’t was followed by a chorus of, with L.U. trailing, but the around the neck, below the “I couldn’t believe these guys quite have it. Ott carded an im­ “Oh my God! They’re women returned in the second knees) when trying to stop the were drinking champagne and pressive 78, but Sidles and huge—and they’re wearing half to play a very clean and Maimers from scoring. Once eating cheese and crackers after Gimbel fell to 81’s, Smith slip­ black shirts—they’ll kill us!!!” more organized game. during the game our attention the tournament. They weren’t ped to 84, and Landis shot an Craig Roberts (our coach and However, Jilliard Manuel also was called to the side lines as a that good. I sincerely doubt embarrassing 85. Knox won the token male) tried to calm us by sustained a nasty blow to the Madison rugger was quite they would have been that tournament while Cornell stole saying, “It’s o.k., they’re big head and was shaken up, but “Slick” about changing her out­ lucky with Sammy, Graham, past LU to finish second. but they’re slow—you’ll outrun still played the rest of the game fit. Jenny Wells, Karen Jensen, Dave Blowers, Neil Hersh, and While Landis was a vision of them.” Fine Craig, you’re not though she didn’t feel like “The Annie Gillis, Jill Campbell, and Ken Urbanski glaring at them depression, Coach Bill Bremer out there going to be smushed One.” the rest of the team were begin­ on every tee. I definitely think and the rest of the team seemed by Two-Ton Tessie if she trips The game ended with the ning to wonder just what kind we would have seen some ner­ quite pleased with their show­ over your designer cleats! tired L.U. ruggers going to the of a team we were playing?! vous Knox boys.” ing. Reclining on Union Hill Things seemed more op­ side lines for some water and a This was not a usual procedure Such was the reaction of an Bremer noted that last year’s timistic when L.U. was inform­ quick rest before the next game to take place during a game. exhausted John Landis as he team finished 8th, and this ed of the final score between of torture. LaCrosse had come Hmmm..The game finally came looked back on the Midwest year’s sudden move up to third LaCrosse and Madison. out on top 22-0, but the L.U. to an end with L.U. playing well Conference Golf Tournament. was an eye opener for the rest of Madison had won 22-0 and L.U. peewees had given it a valiant against a big and experienced After three weeks of grueling the conference. was scheduled to face LaCrosse effort. team (you can say that again!). practice and nerve-racking Sitting next to Bremer was first. The ruggers warmed up in Twenty minutes later the lim­ Even though there was no vic­ qualifications, the Viking the Cinderella-boy of the team the 75 degree heat and planned ping Lawrentians were back on tory to return to Appleton with, linksters surprised the golfing this spring. Out for the fall their strategy...don’t get tackl­ the field facing Madison’s se­ there was the feeling that we world by finishing a strong season with psychological pro­ ed or you’ll never get up! cond squad...Yes, they have had managed to come out with third in the conference meet. blems, Josh Gimbel redeemed L.U. had a rather slow start that many "Big Ones” to have our lives and that in itself was The tournament was held last himself with his 160 total. Bet­ as the backfield was just not quite an accomplishment. Thursday and Friday at the ween beers and pinches of prestigious and treacherous tobacco Gimbel commented “I Chaska Country Club in Hor- thought I played pretty well. tonville. Then again, I could have done “O.K.” continued Landis, much better. But, I was like “I ’m a little disappointed. I John, I had to play with this mean really. When the coaches really ugly guy.” of the other teams decide to Gimbel will hopefully return play the white tees and winter next fall with a team that re­ rules all over the place...I’m mains totally intact. Returning sorry, it was real difficult play­ with the five conference par­ ing with this one guy. I really ticipants will be Scott Edwards wish Sammy had been there. I and Chuck Rey. don’t like Knox.” The ever candid Sidles was Gripes aside, the team did ex­ quick to point out “We’ll kill tremely well. After the first day these guys next year, but I still of competition they held second think we should have gone out place, sixteen shots behind to their hotels last night! ” eventual winner Knox and one Smith added before leaving stroke ahead of Cornell. With the hill “I ’d like to thank Pro­ three scores of 79 from fessor Bremer and Ron PSYCHOKINESIS freshman Chuck Sidles and Roberts. Coaches Gallus and juniors Paul Smith and Josh Neuman too. Golf is such a Gimbel, an 80 from Landis, and stupid game and it’s nice to see an 81 from freshman Bart Ott they care. The tournament was the teamed fancied a 317 total a lot of fun, except when the A View from the Bench (highest score thrown out). Knox players drank champagne Stares of disbelief were abun­ afterward. That was pretty dant in the clubhouse as the beat. Oh well, we got beer.” deserve. There is still time to ar­ the construction of the Bowl, I would otherwise be discouraged on the other weekdays to again J.B. Rees range that ideal weekend in Oc­ am sure he intended its use for because he or she needs to alleviate an unnecessary con­ When spring is finally here tober to accomodate the all the students on the campus prepare for the next day’s class. flict which arises between the and summer recess is just students, their families and the to enjoy and feel the same thrill The Friday/Saturday schedul­ student-athlete and his classes. around the corner it is difficult Alums. that fifty young men do on ing would alleviate these pro­ Lastly, if I have not already to look ahead to the next Second, this suggestion per­ those given Saturday after­ academic year, yet look we noons in the fall. blems that have surfaced in the exhausted you, I would like to must. For it is right now that tains to the Banta Bowl, the on­ past. On the same note, suggest more fan support for all ly shining gem in our athletic If foK some reason the Bowl the Lawrence Athletic Depart­ schedule double headers for Lawrence athletic events next crown. The Bowl should be can not accomodate the soccer ment can look ahead to improve basketball games with the year. For there is no other time opened up for the Soccer team games, then the team’s home next year’s athletic programs women tipping off at 5:30 and in your life that you can iden­ to use next fall, as often as field should be the area that is for the students and fans alike. followed immediately by the tify with that athlete on the possible or at least on encircled by the track. This Though Lawrence faces some men. Hopefully, these double field. That athlete you see stu­ Homecoming. The argument field is the second best field major athletic needs, there are a headers will encourage more dying in the library, walking that the field will be torn up is that Lawrence has to offer so it few minor quirks that can be people to watch the women's through the campus and only a myth. Unlike football, is only natural that the soccer ironed out which will make and men’s games. The women’s weightlifting a beer in the Vik­ soccer’s continuous action is team should use it. The football Lawrence Athletics a little fans might stay to see the se­ ing Room has the same worries not concentrated along an im­ team therefore, would move to more fun and ease the burden of cond game while the men’s fans over midterms, papers and aginary line that is bordered on the old soccer field which offers the student athlete. And best of might arrive a little earlier to his/her social life like other each side with half a ton of more room and more soft green all, these improvements will not catch the women’s contest. It’s students. You have the unique humanity. In reality soccer grass that is essential for the or should not cost any more teem over the course of the plausible. vantage point to watch their would only do minimal damage Proper scheduling should money to undertake. season. games not only with your eyes, First, the Athletic Depart­ to the field if, of course, the field also be a prime consideration but with your heart. By grim- is properly cared for between Third, during the winter, try ment and the Alumni Relations to schedule more of the basket­ for women’s softball and men’s macing over her missed free should select a homecoming games. baseball, if the event is needed throw and reveling in his The Bowl should also be ball games on Friday and Satur­ weekend in which all the fall to be scheduled on a weekday, basehit, you briefly feel the opened up for Lacrosse in the day nights. By adopting this sports are playing at home. In Tuesday and Thursday should disappointment of defeat and spring which would give more format the athlete will have the past at least one of the ma­ take first priority. The majority the thrill of victory. Support prestige to one of Lawrence s fewer conflicts with his jor Varsity sports have been of students have the M-W-F Lawrence Athletics. A cheer for strongest club sports. When academic pursuits, while entic­ away that weekend missing the schedule, especially in the after­ your fellow students is a cheer Mr. Banta gave his funds for ing the students to come out excitement and support they and support the team who noons. Thus, arrange the games for you. Win, lose or draw. Page 16 THE LAWRENTIAN Friday, May 21,1982 THE STUDENT PUBLICATIONS Board is still accepting applica­ tions for Editors and Business Managers with The Lawrentlan, Ariel and Tropos. The final ap­ 'Exotic World News plications deadline is Monday, May 24. Applications may be pick­ ed up from the LUCC office door or Downer lobby. (The pub. board Ttjc 25c will make no attempt to fill posi­ tions for which applications are Campus in Briefs not received!)______Personals PHOEBE—A knock on the door...approximately ten steps in­ HEY—Let’s do something I’ve to the room...a half turn toward never done before, but always us...then the question, "How did it SPRING TERM 1M2 FINAL EXAM SCHEDULE wanted to! O.K. I’ll go get my go?”...a smile larger than the one Claus Final scuba diving equipmenL_____ you had on when you walked into Meeting Tlmu Exam Tlmu JULIA— Manly...YES!...but I like the room...a flop onto the bed...and a roll down the length of Monday, June 7 1:30 MWF 8:30 a.m. It too. — R °n the bed...hmmmmmm...the sign of 9:50 MW F 1:30 p.m. SENIORS—Leech off an affectionate person.______The 21st Annual Tuesday, June 8 2:50 MWF 8:30 a.m. S.E.C.—half-barrel on Union Hill, 11:10 MW F 1:30 p.rr. Happy Hour.______GOING OUT OF BUSINESS Lawrence Track & Field Meet SALE!!!! Frazier is ridding his Wednesday, June 9 8:00 or SENIORS—Come to the PROM, room of the last of his supply of Sunday, May 23rd 9:00 TT 8:30 a.m. this could be your last chance big green things!!! Call 6876 fast 8:30 M W F 1:30 p.m. ever to dance to “Color My Starting time at 1:25 for the last of the going out of Thursday, June 10 12:30 TT 8:30 a.m. W orld’’!______2:30 TT 1:30 p.m. business stock!!! PROM ’82 offers all seniors the RULES: E-SOMETIME never came, but The last meeting of the Committee On Administration before the possibility of becoming Prom King 1. Five people constitute a GOODTIMES are sure to come!!! final exam period is June 3. Therefore, all petitions to change final or Queen.______team. exam times are to be submitted by June 2. Petitions to change final SURPRISE!?!!!______LEARN WHO IS the Cutest Cou­ exam times for travel purposes will not be approved. Students are to SARA—I missed you at the ple in the Senior Class—come to 2. Individual entries will be ac­ arrange travel plans around the final exam period. meeting; wish you had been there. THE PROM ’82!______cepted. Good luck on your presentation. THEWAYWEWEREWHENWE Can we celebrate after?______ONLYJUSTBEGANONOURSTAIR 3. No spikes MARY-THERESE: Lawrence Varsity Football Schedule ’82-’83 WAYTOHEAVENTOCOLORMY Yes...yes...yes...I have infinite per­ 4. Team entry—2 men/women KNIGHTSINWHITESATINFOR sonal passionate faith in you!!! per event and one relay. Sept. 11 — U W-Oshkosh — Home THETIMESOFOURLIVESSOLFT’S Neitzshe was a schmuck! Who Sept. 18 — Concordia (Milw.) — Home GETPHYSICALÜ! Prom Theme 82 5. Entries accepted just prior to needs him? The guy was Sept. 25 — Lakeland — Home GOODBYES are wierd so fare running of each event. myshugna! He was a Oct. 2—U.S.C.—Away (ABC Sports TV) thee welL —SJC schmegegge! A schlmiele! 6. Entry limitations—3 in­ Oct. 9 — Beloit — Away SUE SCHMIDT —Sorry I Personally passionately couldn’t stay for the weekend. ______yours— Soren dividual events plus relay. Oct. 16 — St. Norbert ______—SANDY CINDY P.—Could we break the 7. Scoring— 10, 8, 6, 4, 2, 1 Oct. 23 — Lake Forest — Away DUH-VIV—. ice again, sometime? Oct. 30 — U. of Chicago — Home There once was a toad REBECCA—Smooch, smooch, As pretty as gold smooch, all up and down your Events: Nov. 6 — Ripon — Home Who to me was a pal & a chum, Shotput, discus, high jump, arm! It’s the French...does it to me Nov. 11—Conference Championship But along came a moosie everytime. long jump, 1500 meter run, 110 And gave her a goosie Jan. 1 — Rose Bowl MOONGLOW ultimate frisbee. Now he has warts on his finger low hurdles, 400, 200, 100 dash, 3:00 a.m., Friday. Luminescent and thumb! 3000 run, 800 relay. showers afterwards, (co-ed op­ Wicked love, tional);______esq. R O N — I’d ask you to marry me, STR., ’zanne 'zanne but it sounds too cliche. —Julia Main Hall Fire Alarm Peter pan Lies on sun-deck RON — Proposals are so blase. Gets a tan; ______— Julia AUDIBLE CODE I can see her after age’n KATHY— Shriveled up and life a raisin! There once was an editor, Doyle Basement 6 Bongs 4 times HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ! ! Whose temperature rose to a ______Luv, Esq. boil 1st 1 Bong 4 times P. BERGEN—Je veux te remer­ When a writer did fail 2nd 2 Bongs 4 times cier en français pour le message To type up his tale r o nA a n 3rd 3 Bongs 4 times et pour la rose parce que tu as He just smiled and called her, voulu que je dise une longue ‘‘nice goil!”______4th 4 Bongs 4 times phrase française, n’est-ce pas? TO PLAINSFIELD New Hamp­ October 8,1982 5th (ATTIC) 5 Bongs 4 times Voila ta phrase et ta premiere shire: I met this guy who lives real­ leçon en lisant le français. ly near us, today! He's a history ______— An Elite Diner major and a junior and his social Pull Alarm and C a ll Fire Department, 911 MILA— Happy belated birthday! security number is 001-52-9454. ______— Reb ANNIE LOU— Look, I just asked FIRE and/or EMERGENCY BISS —Just send flowers. one other person before I asked ______H o ward you! It’s no big deal. We could just give the judge a ring on the phone, HOTSKINS and LUSTER— May and get married next Sunday. the library bench serve you well. ______—Bazooka ______— Ramona DIAL 9 1 1 IS ART THE MIRROR of life, or HOWARD—To all the intellec­ what?______COURTESY OF tual conversations we’ve had on APPLETON FIRE DEPARTMENT the subject of men. I wish you the mu best in all your future adventures. -POLICE BEAT- ______— Becca K AU KAU N A—A 53 year old ci­ SLISE—What do you call snotty ty man reported a mysterious smell Alas, times have changed. Well-educated men used to react little kids with: big, upturned from his patio late Saturday night. Police responding to the call found with precision and common-sense to emergency. But now, well, noses, red hair pointing straight the heads of three “rare and as you can see, times have changed. Is this another instance of forward, big feet, gnarled toes, unidentifiable” fish species. Police the apathy that plagues the Lawrence campus? Would the hairy legs, fat bums, and good said there was no forced entry and faculty really allow Main Hall to burn while they partake in senses of humour? at the moment there are no some kind of masochistic ritual? Obviously a combination of (No, not ORANGUTANS...) suspects. 4th floor heads and basement burnouts masterminded this ______— Love, Esq!!! APPLETON—Three members of blatently posted suicidal code, but haven’t they heard of fire APPLICATIONS—are available the Lawrence University faculty for anyone Interested in working reported mysterious smells emit­ 2.4 mi. SWIM escapes? And isn’t 24 bongs almost the same as burning alive in the Viking Room next year. Pick ting from their offices early Thurs­ 112 mi. BIKE RACE anyway? It makes one wonder what sort of values these men day morning. County sheriff them up at the Viking Room or at 26.2 mi. MARATHON ascribe to and what sort of kinky paraphenalia hide behind their authorities are investigating the in­ the Grill and return them at the bookshelves. And all along we thought it was Borkum Riff. cident and refuse to comment on TIm m ost grueling same place. Deadline June 4. the case. human endurance event hi the world

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