The story of survival and sacrifice that has taken the world by storm Arts & Entertainment • page 18 onnectionThe Schoolcraft VolumeC 25 Issue 12 Serving the Schoolcraft Community for 25 years April 2, 2012 Artist Profile A leader recognized Seven Schoolcraft President to receive Shirley B. Gordon Award Story By Leah Esslinger On April 13, Dr. Conway Jeffress, Staff Writer President of Schoolcraft College, will receive the Shirley B. Gordon Award for outstanding Fall contributions to the Schoolcraft’s Phi Theta Kappa chapter see page 21 and the college as a whole. Since Dr. Jeffress became President in 2001, the college has grown exponentially, both financially and academically. Whether you have noticed improvements of technology in the Biomedical building, attended the professional workshops conducted in the VistaTech Center or received friendly assistance in the Learning Assistance Center, one thing is clear: Dr. Jeffress has been very busy, indeed. When he first stepped into the driver’s seat in July of 2001, Dr. Jeffress quickly understood that with the title came opportunities to enrich the student’s learning experi- ence. “Education is increasingly about law and policy, not Photo courtesy of the President's Office education and curriculum,” Dr. Jeffress observed. For him, Dr. Jeffress, who will be receiving the Shirley this is more than just a strong statement. Dr. Jeffress sits B. Gordon Award, is only one of eight college presidents and CEOs nationwide to receive CONTACT US on several committees that further the interests of com- this honor. [email protected] munity colleges and its students. As a member of Garden 734-462-4422 City Hospital’s Board of Directors, Dr. Jeffress works to this time. Regardless of what happens, Dr. Jeffress feels that bridge the gap between academics and on the job training any Schoolcraft program can and should acquire highest by helping nursing students obtain internships. Of course levels of accreditation available. “I would like all of our this gives Schoolcraft students a leg up in the job market as programs to be recognized by third parties as having excel- employers continue to look for relevant experience. Indeed, lence,” Dr. Jeffress said. INSIDE providing tools to help Schoolcraft students stand out in For the academically-driven among us, it may be there next venture, whether it is academic or professional, worth noting that scholarship agreements exist between seems to be the main item on Dr. Jeffress’s agenda. Schoolcraft College and Wayne State University. News...... 2 One of the most exciting waves currently visible While attending a Schoolcraft Scholars dinner, Dr. Editorials...... 6 in Schoolcraft’s horizon is the possibility of offering Jeffress recalled that, “Two students on either side of Campus Life...... 10 Baccalaureate certification for some of the College’s pro- me said they were interested in attending Wayne State University, and I said, ‘Well, I can help you.’” Specifically, A&E...... 18 grams. On Nov. 30 of last year, Dr. Jeffress was invited to address the State of Michigan Sub-Committee in Lansing he wanted to be sure that high-achieving students would Sports...... 26 on behalf of the program. Current buzz suggests that the be treated well, that their credits would transfer and the Diversions...... 32 Nursing and Culinary Arts programs will be the first to financial support would be there. Photo Story...... 36 receive four-year accreditation. However, the issue is still being discussed at the state level, and nothing is certain at See Jeffress PAGE 3 N ews

THE SCHOOLCRAFT CONNECTION By Ian Gallagher 2 April 2, 2012 Managing Editor News More troubles for students

Michiganders seeking higher education to see less funding from feds By Ramon Razo we’ll run out of money. States also News Editor need to do their part, by making Just when one thought student higher education a higher priority financial woes couldn’t get any in their budgets. And colleges and heftier, the feds step in. State universities have to do their part by university leaders are up in arms working to keep costs down.” yet again. Federally funded assis- This whole trimming back of tance will once again be cut, for funds has been going on for a both Michigan and Alabama. This while. In 2011 alone, public univer- time, our state will see cuts of $4.2 sities saw 15 percent cuts, dropping million for the state’s 15 public uni- the higher education budget from versities. $1.9 billion in 2001 to $1.4 billion These cuts come from a long this year. As reported in Mlive. standing failure for the state to com, Mike Boulos, executive direc- comply with adequate funding for tor of the Presidents Council, State schools. As covered previously by University of Michigan, points out the Schoolcraft Connection (Feb. the gradual cutting of funds has 10, issue 10, “Michigan Tuition”) been happening for the better part President Obama has made the of a decade. amount of federal funding towards Gov. Rick Snyder has said that he public universities an issue he will attempt to replace $2 million brought up during his State of the of the $4.2 million lost with state Union Address and while speak- funds. A spokesperson for Snyder, ing at the University of Michigan Ken Silfren, said that while the in late January. “It’s not enough for governor is interested in federal us to increase student aid,” said the funding for higher education, more President during his State of the attention is being paid to balanc- Union Address. “We can’t just keep ing the budget and other financial subsidizing skyrocketing tuition; priorities. Friday Night See page 25 Rentals April 2, 2012 3 Campus Crime In our news By Ramon Razo Compiled by Tierney Smith News Editor Staff Writer Assault the parking lot and saw a small the car to attend class, he banged Planetary news On Feb. 20, around 9:40 child sticking her head out the on the trunk for her to open it. Who hasn’t heard of the impending a.m., a disturbance in the window of a Chevy. As the officer He claims that his mother then annihilation the Mayans predicted a lower Waterman section of the got closer, the child rolled up the backed the vehicle up and almost hundred years ago? If you haven’t, then VisTaTech Building was reported. window. Security attempted to talk bumped into him. For fear of his you must be living under a rock bigger Two students, a male and female, to the three children in the vehicle mother leaving him there with than the one poised to hit Earth next year. were in a confrontation before but they would not unlock the no way to get back home, the son Actually, that’s not accurate. Asteroid another student stepped in to door or roll down the window. The pounded on the passenger door 2012 DA14 will, in fact, pass safely by separate them, after which campus officer observed that the Chevy of the car and got back inside. He our home planet by about 0.000181 AU security arrived. had keys in the ignition and the then said his mother threatened to (Astronomical Units). In everyman terms, When the officer spoke to one motor was turned off. leave him there and return home that’s about 17,000 miles, or around 2 1/2 of the students, the student stated The oldest child called their to let him fend for himself and find times the diameter of the Earth. In astro- that he was talking about the other mother on a cell phone and the his own ride home. nomical terms it’s a relatively close call, student and her boyfriend’s sexual mother arrived five minutes later. When asked, the mother said but nevertheless far enough away that we relationship in a joking manner. Upon questioning the mother, the that she ordered her son out of the needn’t be worried. The female student said that she officer saw that there were not car and he refused. She stated that Doomsday speculators went crazy all was embarrassed and didn’t tell enough car seats for all three of the she was afraid to drive home with over the Internet, mainly due to how the other student to stop. The children and the mother could not him in the car because he might closely the asteroid’s arrival was to the student doing the mocking claims provide the proper registration or grab the steering wheel and cause infamous Mayan doomsday. However, a lit- that the other student, who was proof of insurance for the car. The an accident while she drove. tle-known organization called NASA says playing pool at the time, threw mother also identified the chil- They both claimed to have been we have nothing to worry about. For now. down the pool stick, picked up a dren as being seven-months old, arguing most of that day. The It’s worth noting that asteroids do pool ball and threw it at him. He four-years old and nine-years old. mother said she would no longer collide with the Earth from time to time ducked and the ball missed him. Garden City police were called and take the same class as her son and and the experts at NASA do want us to be The female student then picked up an officer arrived and ran a check would switch to a different class. wary of the possibility of a huge asteroid another ball and threw it. It missed on the mother. Afterwards, the She was also planning on asking colliding with Earth someday, like the one as well. She claims that she had no officer informed campus security him to move out of her house and that wiped out the dinosaurs 65 million intentions of hitting him with the that the woman was free to go. stated she wouldn’t be driving him years ago. With that in mind, sleep tight, to his classes any longer. ball. Afterward, the student ran up Domestic violence boys and girls. to her and grabbed her neck and On Feb. 29, a radio from the Threatening communication another student got in between National news campus switchboard came in Campus Security became them. She continued to yell at and reported that two people aware of a threatening Twitter When it comes to coffee, there’s no the other student until Campus were arguing at the PE building. post on Feb. 29. The message name more prevalent than Starbucks. One Security Police was contacted. Campus security waved down the said “So if anyone blows up cannot go far without discovering one Unattended children female driver who claimed her son Schoolcraft College just know of their over-17,000 worldwide locations. On Feb. 20 at 9:55 a.m., a female was yelling at her and wouldn’t it was me, I just found out they Needless to say, the franchise is doing well. reported to two campus security leave the vehicle. Security had the lied and said I couldn’t trans- But you know what would help expand officers that there were three unat- son get out of the Chrysler, stand fer when I could…” The student their business even more? Alcohol. tended children in a parked vehicle on the sidewalk and show them his who posted this comment has Starbucks began selling alcohol out of in the west parking lot of the driver’s license. been contacted and agreed to be one of its Seattle locations (the franchise’s Radcliff Center. When asked what happened, the questioned. This report is being base of operation) back in October of 2010. One of the officers went to son stated that when he got out of investigated further. By the end of this year, over 20 locations in Chicago, Atlanta and California will be selling beer and wine as well. The Connection Every location that will sell alcohol has would like to been chosen for their larger seating capac- Whats the ity than regular sites and not every fran- chise will be granted an alcohol license. make an apology And in case you were wondering, the In issue 11 of the Schoolcraft Check out Page 20 answer is yes – at $5 a bottle for beer and Connection, in an article upwards of $7 for a glass of wine, it’s just as titled “Ever upward opportu- expensive as you’d expect from Starbucks. nities” it was reported that the “University of Michigan Local news and Wayne State University Farmington Hills - As the age-old saying will soon stop offering these goes, “truth is stranger than fiction.” But degrees,” referring to BSN the case of “Project M,” real life attempted degrees (Bachelors in Science to emulate fiction in a scenario that almost and Nursing). got out of control. The Connection, particu- Young Michael Vasovski was granted larly News Editor Ramon Razo permission by his father to hold a party for and Dr. James Ryan (Executive himself and about 30 of his closest friends. Director of Development and But thanks to good old social media and Governmental Relations at Craigslist, the event almost spiraled out of Schoolcraft College) would like control. Almost. to apologize for this inaccurate The party began trending on Twitter, information. garnering attention from people all over The story should have more the country. Thousands and thousands of accurately stated that these wannabe party goers planned on attending universities will no longer be the party, an event that the Farmington offering RN (registered nursing) eight college presidents and CEOs Hills Police would not have been prepared to BSN programs. In a nutshell, nationwide who show great support for. The teens were going to base the party this means that students (for Jeffress and offer resources for their stu- plans on the new film “Project X,” which example, one who graduated continued from PAGE 1 dents. “That’s a very satisfying is about a high school party that goes from Schoolcraft with a regis- Dr. Jeffress said that leadership award when you see what it stands horribly wrong, involving situations with tered nursing degree) would still positions call for acute listening for and what the people who have it flamethrowers, SWAT teams, ecstasy and be able to transfer to University skills. “But more than that,” he do,” remarked Dr. Jeffress. What is lawn gnomes. of Michigan or Wayne State continued, “you need to be able to his recipe for success? Apart from DJ Puddin of 98.7 the Amp tipped police University, but their RN degrees discern what is a value because you excellent listening skills, any person off the potentially disastrous party. would then be put towards the can be overcome with informa- hoping to acquire high leadership Michael’s dad says he doesn’t plan on advanced degree programs now tion.” It is, perhaps, his ability to positions “must be willing to take punishing his son because, thankfully, offered by these schools, as understand underlying values that in the unexpected and you need nothing happened. He did, however, offer opposed to simply BSN. sets him apart from so many in to be able to nurture a network of up a good, stern reprimand to his son and Once again, the Connection high leadership roles. The Shirley support.” probably a couple of shame-on-you’s. would like to like to apologize B. Gordon Award is given only to for this inaccurate information. 4 THE SCHOOLCRAFT CONNECTION April 2, 2012

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No one The comfort of chance to praise, no one to blame bombarding you with horror stories Over the course of about four years, for some, it might be the only world day in and day out, it’s hard to truly from my late teens to early twenties, view that allows them cope with life. appreciate the harsh injustice of the I began voraciously studying science, I just can’t make peace with that world until you experience tragedy for philosophy, history and theology scenario because for every act of grace yourself. in an attempt to arrive at my own there’s the alternative. To think of On Jan. 23, 1998, my father died conclusions of belief, independent my mother sitting by a hospital bed of a stroke. He was 38. I was 8. That of my upbringing. The end result praying while her husband takes his moment marked a violent shift in my of this venture was a gradual shift final breath and all the while an all- life, in the way I would experience the from Christian to theist to deist to powerful being watches silently from world. I’m sure the phrase “everything agnostic to atheist. During this time above, holding back the curing touch By Jonathan King happens for a reason,” or some varia- I experienced a great deal of emo- he could so easily administer. Where Editor in Chief tion thereof (probably its ever-present tions and personal epiphanies. One is the comfort? Why would the knowl- [email protected] cousin “God works in mysterious of the most profound and unexpected edge that this was intentional negli- ways”), was shuffled around several moments was the realization that one gence help? If it was a doctor holding Imagine you walk into a casino, times during that period. But for me, it of the greatest conundrums of my life back life-saving medication for no wander over to the roulette wheel, and did nothing but reignite the question had inadvertently been solved. I had apparent reason, there would be a place all of your money on black. You burning in my mind: “What possible found the reason for my father’s death: furor. No reason that doctor could give wager your entire life’s savings on a reason could that be?” It should be chance. Pure, unbiased chance. for his actions would be acceptable; no single spin of the wheel. The ball goes noted that, for the most part, I wasn’t It was a beautiful, cathartic revela- reason should be acceptable. ‘round and ‘round, eventually plinking angry – I was just puzzled. What was tion. The idea that there needn’t be I can understand why “everything down into one slot … a red number. the motive behind this act of appar- a reason, that there was no one to happens for a reason” might bring You’ve lost everything. “Oh well,” you ent negligence on the part of an all- blame, that this was an incidence of someone comfort but I don’t think think, “that’s the luck of the draw. It powerful, omnipresent creator? Where misfortune and not intent, and that it should. I find no consolation in was a 50/50 chance.” was the benefit? What was the positive there is no celestial dictator calling the concept of a being who creates But would you feel better or worse impact? the shots on life, death, misery and a species capable of empathy and if you knew that it wasn’t chance, From a religious perspective, it happiness – just chance. Chance oper- expects them to sit back while their that the table was rigged and the made even less sense. Being raised as ates on a set of rigid probabilistic laws fellow humans are swept away in casino decided it was time for you to the grandson of a Protestant pastor, and favors no one for their actions countless tragedies. There should lose your life’s savings? Would that I’ve heard many a story of how God or incantations or what they had for never be a reason for a child to die of provide you any comfort? Would it miraculously intervened to save the breakfast. Chance is neither active bone cancer before their 10th birth- soften the blow? pious and the righteous – people like nor negligent, neither benevolent day or for a city to be devastated by “Everything happens for a reason” is my father. This man was more than a nor malicious. Chance is random a natural disaster. If these atrocities a common platitude of the theist and devout Christian; he was a theological by nature, not capricious by choice. are just by-products of a universe that the general optimist. It’s designed as professor and pastor. He taught the Chance is simply fair. wishes us neither good fortune nor a non-explanatory explanation to the Christian credos in the classroom and Some may see it as odd that I find ill will, I can handle that. I can live immense question of human suffer- on the pulpit. He was integral to con- solace in this thought, that horrible in a universe ruled by chance, where ing. But more than anything else, it’s a verting some people to Christianity. things can just happen and that’s that. there’s no biases, no special treatment, phrase designed to comfort those who I’m sure if he survived he would have It’s an idea that seems cold on the face, no blessings and no curses. If you can’t find it difficult to see a loving deity in converted more. He might have even especially to a believer. I understand handle that, it’s your prerogative but such an ostensibly unloving, cruel and converted me. What could this man how others find comfort in the idea just know you’ve got a lot of reconcili- unjust world. possibly have done to be denied such that they’re being perpetually watched ation ahead of you. I wish you the best Of course, even with the news succor in his time of greatest need? over by a divine father figure and how, of luck.

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favorite superhero. Well, tied with Spider-Man, but that’s another story. PowerPoint presentations are your For anyone who knows me, it friend to an extent. There is nothing a might be surprising to find out that student loves more than their teacher lecturing with a slideshow, especially Let's broaden I was not always such an avid fan of eep the ones with the pretty pictures and our minds the Last Son of Krypton. I used to K colorful backgrounds. But slap on a downright detest him. But then (sur- n prisingly, the lackluster) “Superman I PowerPoint with nothing but drab colors in the background? Don’t get Returns” came to cinemas and I Mind started getting into the mythology, me wrong, there should be facts and the awe-inspiring nature of a single notes and whatnots on them. But if By Kim Poma you don’t jazz them up, your students man with the literal weight of the Campus Life Editor world on his shoulders. As Stan Lee [email protected] will be falling asleep before you know By Ramon Razo it. Also, don’t make them 30 or 40 News Editor said best in the fantastic A&E docu- slides long. There’s something called [email protected] mentary about Superman, what is most enticing about the character is Dear Sir or Ma'am an attention span and not everyone’s how an ordinary, unassuming man Dear Instructors everywhere, is that long. Especially teenagers. (I A life defined could really be, deep down inside, Several issues back, I disclosed a would know, I was one.) a superhero. As a young man who letter to all of you, listing off the do’s Finally, be passionate about what by heroism sometimes struggles with self-worth and don’ts of a teacher/student rela- you’re teaching! We don’t want to sit at and what it means to be a “man,” tionship. It was mainly things that the tables as you drone on and on (and Trends have come and gone and the notion of an alter ego of might really annoyed students and specif- on and on and on) about a subject aspects of my life have been altered, and respect is something to dream ics teachers should avoid at all costs. that you obviously don’t care about. accumulating in who I am today. about. Actually becoming a person Well, it’s a brand new semester with I’d rather have a ten-hour class with But one constant in my life has been people can always trust to stand for new annoyances, newer issues and a a teacher who really cares about their the presence of heroic, mythological truth and justice is something one brand new letter. subject and shows it than a half-hour American icons. You probably know can truly strive for. For starters, do all your students the class with a teacher who’s there only them more colloquially as superhe- And if I can be so honest, Clark biggest favor and actually teach the for the paycheck. When you care, we roes. In some form or another, they Kent’s profession as a reporter was class they signed up for. I’m all for new care. When my instructor is excited taught me to fight for truth, take one of the chief reasons I wanted age learning and radical approaches about what they’re telling me, I get responsibility and, most important, to pursue a career in journalism. because, yeah, sometimes they work excited. When my teacher is eager to never be afraid to do what’s right. To some, it might seem childish to exceptionally well. But give your stu- actually teach, I am more than eager My very first memory of any derive inspiration from fictional dents a chance to either drop the class to learn. sort of superhero has got to be the characters but it is really no differ- or never sign up for it at all. There are Instructors, I feel these tidbits could seminal ‘90s “Batman” animated ent than looking up to a sports star, reasons people take the classes they really help you. Of course, I am but a series. I knew that I was watching someone paid to do what they love. do for majors, degrees and interests. mere student with access to a newspa- something that was very “grown up” In recent years, my notions of right It’s not fair to lure them in on the per editorial where I can happily spew and that stands true today. and wrong have come under fire. promise of an English class and then my opinions but, really, you should I remember parents being upset In a world that’s constantly being end up treating it like a history or take my points into consideration. about the violence used in Batman rewritten, sometimes for better, computer class. Also, this isn’t free – Honestly, what can it hurt? It might and other shows like Power Rangers. other times for worse, it can be darn we’re paying for these classes so we even help. What I saw was a character devoting near impossible to hang on to one’s should get exactly what we spend our Sincerely, his life and resources to making sure morals, or harder still to determine money on. Students everywhere. that what happened to him never what’s actually worth fighting for. has to happen anyone ever again, not As with the Keane song, “I’m getting the violent vigilante parents claimed old and I need something to rely he was. Batman has very clear defi- on.” And what I choose to rely on are nitions of what is right and wrong, the legends and myths of my child- and a very strong moral code. That hood. Characters who have evolved resonates with me to this day. throughout the years to reach their Batman has continued to be an peak in the 21st century. Maybe I icon in my life, as he is the easily won’t ever be a billion dollar crime one of the coolest and most capti- fighter. I will likely never be faster vating characters in fiction. But, than a speeding bullet. However, I surprisingly, in recent years the Man can take inspiration from these char- of Steel has taken the helm of my acters to be the best person I can.

(and when I say a few, I mean mil- lions)? On the other side of the newly minted coin is a player’s loyalty to a fanbase. Is it right for a player to simply drop a team in Peake pursuit of a higher efficiency of Performance success elsewhere? Recently, Dwight Howard was selfish. The guy started in Orlando ownership quickly discarded the threatening to explore the free- almost a decade ago and has done former champion as they completely agent market. Howard, who has nothing but win a few all-star nomi- ignored a decade of success. played for the Orlando Magic since nations and defensive awards. Yet So, yeah, it’s a business and the being drafted first overall in 2004, this all will be forgotten by fans if priority is profit. For players, cham- By Daniel Peake has repeatedly led his team into the Sports Editor Howard opts to chase a champion- pionships are lifelong dreams and postseason, and has even made it [email protected] ship ring in another city. big-time contracts can allow a player to the Finals, but has yet to win a Let’s flip the script and take a to take care of his family for a life- championship. Now, because of this look at the other side. What about time. So, again, yeah, it’s a business. lack of success and bedazzling ring the players who are moved with no But where’s the respect? Logistics power on Howard’s barren hand, say in the matter? How come those Not for each other but from there were talks of him departing organizations don’t feel as much as players and organizations toward vs. Loyalty from Orlando to another city with the players do when making deci- the fans. It’s not necessary to keep higher hopes of a championship. sions such as these? For instance, the team winning, but it would only Faced with the possibility of losing take Peyton Manning’s situation. help foster fan loyalty. Loyalty from In recent media we’ve become in Howard for nothing, the Magic many ways addicted to the athlete- Manning is arguably one of the the millions of people who stand threatened to move the center at the greatest QB’s in NFL history. For in long lines, dressed in the para- administration controversy that trade deadline. A compromise was fills the sports entertainment the past 13 years Manning has been phernalia of their favorite clubs and reached and Howard signed agreed the face of the Indianapolis Colts players in diehard support of their world. Just a couple of examples to stay with the team for another are Lebron James’ departure from franchise, a four-time MVP, a six- hometown team. It’s supposed to season delaying a decision for 12 time AFC Player of the Year and an be all about the fan power. And Cleveland or Tim Tebow’s release months. by the Broncos. Obviously, a sports 11-time Pro Bowl competitor just that is something that players and Throughout the ordeal, Orlando to name a few of his many, many organizations should really keep franchise is a business through fans were trapped in the middle. and through. However, is it right accolades. However, when the elite in mind. Sports loyalty isn’t about Had Dwight gone through with arm of Manning was sidelined for the player and team, it’s always to simply drop a loyal player and this move, it could’ve be labeled as teammate for a few extra bucks a season due to a neck injury, Colts been about the fans. 8 THE SCHOOLCRAFT CONNECTION April 2, 2012 OCELOT OPINIONS

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By Mandy Getschman “It’s almost over,” soothed Layout & Design Editor the nurse as she guided the needle further into my arm. “We’re using the teensiest butterfly needle,” said the other nurse, “and everyone knows that of others to spread that compassion and such gaudiness anywhere else. Luckily, butterflies never hurt anyone.” silliness across the globe. Through his when I met up with the rest of the group, “That needle looked nothing like a but- Gesundheit Global Outreach program, my attire was no longer out of place. terfly. It’s going to hurt me.” volunteers get together and, dressed as The location was a Generational Daycare What a stupid name for a scary clowns, visit areas where poverty and suf- Center that watches over anyone who needle! Having been born with an fering have created an urgent need for a cannot always watch out for themselves. extremely rare bone disease, I good dose of silliness. In places with the When our small band of clowns entered was used to pain. I knew what most devastating circumstances, these the room, we were warmly greeted ... with a to expect. Even at a young volunteers wear that big, shiny nose as a scream of terror. However, it soon became age, I had spent more red badge of courage, putting aside their apparent that only one little fella was expe- time in hospitals than own concerns to lighten the hearts of riencing a bout of coulrophobia as the rest most elderly people. the patients. In cases where there is little of the children and adults watched with “But it’s all done,” that modern medicine can do to help, the interest to see what we were going to do said the nurse. clowns offer a different kind of help. next. And whaddya know, it “If I can distract a screaming child Clowning really wasn’t as difficult as was! The worst part was over injured in a war zone, for even a moment, I’d anticipated. Some wise individual had and I hadn’t even noticed it. That then for that moment their pain is gone,” thought to arm each clown with a valuable brief moment I was pondering the said Patch during his Jan. 20 speech at UM tool: a bottle of bubbles. The little ones comic aspect of naming a needle after Dearborn. and adults alike couldn’t resist such an a gentle, fluttering creature had dis- Even here in Michigan the power of a few exciting phenomenon as watching bubbles tracted me from noticing any pain at clowns can make a difference. Led by Lance pop when you poke them. It was a riot – I all. Distraction, what a concept! Slatton, a pre-med student at the University danced with the kids, sang songs with the The celebrated speaker, activ- of Michigan, a group of big-hearted volun- grownups and watched them all become ist, medical doctor and clown, teers have gotten together to spread Patch’s just as silly as I was. I had no worries about Hunter “Patch” Adams, has devoted brand of compassion to people within the looking like a fool because I was intent only his life’s work to the theory that Oakwood Health System. on generating as many grins as possible. pain and suffering can be curtailed Inspired by Patch’s lecture and fueled by The experience was magical. Seeing even through even the simplest acts of love. my own inability to resist such an exciting one genuine smile fuels my energy for the Similar to the movie based on his life, Patch opportunity, I decided to try my hand at rest of the day. That is why we need systems Adams founded a free clinic he dubbed clowning around with the rest of them. I of spreading cheer in place at hospitals “Gesundheit!” (Gesundheit means “good knew that it would be a challenge. and in communities everywhere. I really health”). In the decades since it was built, Aside from when I am around my closest appreciate the time these volunteers spend the clinic has used the previously-neglected friends, I tend to have a fairly composed at figuring out what it would take to make healing techniques of compassion, creativ- demeanor. Dressing up and becoming the a patient smile. Clowning is an invaluable ity and silliness to treat patients. With center of attention is so far out of my own resource in how it thoughtfully disrupts these in practice, the doctors are able to comfort zone that few friends and cowork- the monotony of life with silliness and play, treat the patient, not the disease. ers would believe I took up the challenge. increasing the quality of life. In nursing In addition to his work with Gesundheit! I searched my basement for remnants homes especially, where neglect and Institute, Patch Adams has led hundreds of old Halloween costumes and bought a monotony often cause residents to devalue foam red nose from the party supply their own lives, a simple dose of cheer could store. Seeing all the bright colors in do the work of the most potent antidepres- my outfit almost made me sad that sant. Volunteers should be available at I could never get away with wearing every center to spread the silliness and love that could ultimately change the world.

(Above) Medical student Lance Slatton entertains the resi- dents with bunch of colorful bubbles. (Right) SC student Mandy Getschman lets a little one try (unsuccessfully) to blow bubbles for her friend. April 2, 2012 11 Hungry for an interview The Connection sits down with a lucky contest winner By Kim Poma Have you ever won- Campus Life Editor dered what it would be like to walk down the red carpet and experi- ence the glitz and glamour of the premiere of a major blockbuster? One of Schoolcraft’s own students and Connection staff writer, Montgomery Jones, got the once in a lifetime opportunity to travel to the City of Angels and work the premiere of the Hunger Games. In LA, she channeled her own Ryan Seacrest and was able to talk to the cast of the movie. This is. Montgomery’s experience rubbing shoul- ders with some of the fastest rising stars in Hollywood: Connection: How did you win this? Montgomery: I saw a competition on all the Hunger Games blog sites, saying they were looking for correspondents and I made a video saying why I was a big fan. C: How did you find out that you won? M: The producer called me and told me to make another video to say why I would make a good representative for the Wendy Williams show. Then they called me and told me I was going to New York to see if I won. C: And what happened then? M: They said I was top ten but they lied and it was me and this other girl. And there were a lot of interns around, who we thought were part of the competition but they weren’t, they tricked us to make our reactions more genuine. C: Where did you go for the premiere? M: The Nokia Theater in Los Angeles. We had drivers and 5 star hotels. C: What was your first impression when you got there? A: It was really overwhelming , there were a lot of people. And because I walked on the (above) Montgomery Jones prepares to red carpet, people assumed I was in the movie. start the black carpet interviews. They wanted me to sign stuff and were asking what tribute I was. Q: Did you have to dress up? (right) The winning contestants pose A: Yes. There was a glam squad and stylists. I with Mike Freeman, the producer of the had to do make-up for over an hour and a half. Wendy Williams' segment. Q: Who did you get to talk to on the carpet? A: Jennifer Lawrence, Gary Ross (the direc- Elizabeth Banks (Effie Trinket) admires tor), Josh Hutcherson. Liam Hemsworth the wig model of her famous hairdo. walked by us but we didn’t get to talk to him. Pretty much all the people in the Games! Q: Who did you do the interview for? A: The Wendy Williams show (below) The glam squad makeup artist Q: What happened after the premiere? works her magic. A: We did a quick segment about the movie and people came up to talk to us because On the set of Wendy Williams show, they saw the microphones. We went to the Montgomery and Kara receive the news after-party. There were a lot of “hoity-toity” that they won a trip to the Hollywood people there. It was exciting. I was just people premiere of The Hunger Games. watching! Sylvster Stallone and his family, the youngest Kadashian sisters, and I talked to Darren Criss from Glee! He was so nice. Q: What was your best experience of the night? A: Meeting Gary Ross. I called him a God because his movies are always perfect. Oh and Jack Quaid was so attractive I told him I was Team Marvel because that’s who he plays. Q: Who were you most excited to meet? A: Jennifer Lawrence and Gary Ross! Our faithful reporter did not have the oppor- tunity to meet the brains behind the book series, Suzanne Collins. The author did not walk the red carpet nor did she really show her face. But nothing could ruin the experi- ence for her. To see Jones’ entire interview, go to youtube.com and search Wendy Williams Hunger Games premiere. 12 THE SCHOOLCRAFT CONNECTION April 2, 2012 Around the World in 300 minutes

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Only at Schoolcraft can someone walk from Canada to Mexico, by way of India, without breaking a sweat. This year’s Multicultural Fair sparkled with new entertainment and fun. Around the DiPonio room, different booths were set up, each one representing a differ- ent country. Volunteers stood behind with fliers, free samples and friendly smiles. The fair was packed from beginning to end. Well over 3,000 people attended, making this the most attended Multicultural Fair ever according to Josselyn Moore, an anthropol- ogy and sociology professor who helped organize the fair. There was more food than ever, between the national booths and participating restaurants handing out delicious dishes. Noodles & Company, Heritage Bakery and Trader Joe’s were among them. With tables set up around the stage, it tuned into lunch and a show. About every twenty minutes to a half-hour, a new performance of some kind was put on for all to see. The cutest act by far was when the kindergarten class from the Children’s Center wowed the audience with their adorable vocals and sign-language skills. The event is always enjoyable for students. “It’s fun and inter- esting and you get to experience all the cultures,” said first year student Deanna White. “It’s a really good idea,” added Eric Hopkins, a fellow student in his first year for his second degree, “and it lets us show off our own cultures and partake in others.” Students came from around the area to participate, including numerous high schools and some from Henry Ford Community College. There were a number of different modes of entertainment: door prizes as you walked in, surveys for the opportunity to win even more and yoga and meditation stations to help one achieve ultimate relaxation. One of the most popular events was the free 10-minute massages, and the six massage chairs set up were full for the whole event. Radio station 96.3 WDVD was on campus from noon to 2 p.m., and there was even free Henna painting. The Native American portrait gallery, new to this year’s fair, was a resounding success. “Music and Dance of India” made its Multicultural Fair debut. The performers were from local high schools and they “did a wonderful job,” said Prof. Moore, who was “exited about getting high school students involved [in the fair].” Of course none of it could have been possible without the lovely campus co-sponsors: Continuing Education, Counseling, Duplication Degree Center, Student Activities Office, Transitions Center, PTK Honor Society, Schoolcraft College Foundation, Media Services and Liberal Arts Division. The Multicultural Event is always outstanding. It’s a great and interesting opportunity to learn more about a country that you never even thought of and it’s always a nice way to spend an afternoon. Brainstorming is already underway for next year’s Multicultural Fair, and there are rumors of a pos- sible fall event. “We just encourage more students to get involved,” said Laura Leshok, International Coordinator. So if you know a lot about or plan to visit another country, think about representing it at next year’s fair. For information about getting involved, contact Laura Leshok at [email protected] or 734-462-4400 ext. 5203. April 2, 2012 13 What have you done for your planet lately? Campus Corner By Kim Poma Campus Life Editor

On April 5, the VisTaTech Center will be showing a documentary about Vincent Chin, a man who was murdered in Detroit back in 1982. The killers were only given a $3000 fine and three years of probation. Titled “Vincent Who?,” the movie is comprised of interviews with tions are as entertaining as they are key players at the time, as well as a Earth Day fair is informative. “I’ve watched his shows whole new generation of activists. before and it’s creepy but fascinating. It explores the history of the case as about awareness He puts bugs on his face!” said Shandra well as many other important touch- By Rose Haider Hugus, a Schoolcraft student anticipat- stones in Asian American history. Staff Writer ing the April event. “Vincent Who?” asks how far Asian Earth Day is coming up and Schoolcraft This year also brings with it oppor- Americans have come and how far College is holding their annual Earth Day tunities that were not featured in Earth they still have to go. The movie will Fair. The event will have its usual environ- Day celebrations as the committee for be shown in room VT550. mentally-friendly venders who give stu- the fair now offers a scholarship and On Friday, April 6, Schoolcraft dents and members of the community the two segments to have a try at. Professor Mathematics instructor, Zhi Hu, opportunity to help out with the Earth’s Fruth, one of the committee members will be talking to students about predicament and volunteer to make a in charge of the art segment, said, the different career possibilities for difference. The venders will be coming “This is the first year they offer a actuaries, the certification process from the Detroit Zoo, REA, Rouge River scholarship directed toward the arts.” to become an actuary and her per- Photos Courtesy of Marty Essen sonal experience in the field. Hu has Project and more. There will be free trees In previous years there was only one Adventurer Martin Essen handed out and tests that show whether or segment in the Earth Day competition, will be on campus to spread worked as an actuary for many years. not you’re helping or harming our planet the scientific poster entry, but this year environmental awareness this She is currently employed at Aon along with ways you can help out and still the second segment appeals not only to Earth Day. Cooperation, where she specializes in comfortably live your life. science-loving students but ones who are risk analysis, advising other compa- public to give their opinion on which As a bonus to the excitement, Martin artistic as well. nies on financial questions involved piece affected them the most, giving stu- Essen is coming to Schoolcraft to speak. The pieces will be judged by origi- in managing their employees’ health dents all the more reason to attend the The man who has no fear, even from nality, aesthetic quality and detail. The and human resources. The event will event. The Earth Day event will be taking the most venomous of arachnids, will judging for the art segment is especially be from 4-5 p.m. in the Biomedical place in the VisTaTech Center on Tuesday, be speaking from 1:00-2:30 p.m. in the exciting as the judges are College stu- Technology Center, room 300. It is April 10, so don’t forget to stop by and do VisTaTech Center. This is one speaker dents. The pieces will be selected by free and open to the public. a little something for your planet! you don’t want to miss as his demonstra- the committee then presented for the On April 11, Schoolcraft will be graced by the presence of Twesigye Jackson Kaguri. Author of the novel “A School for My Village,” Karguri will be speaking about human rights at Professor spotlight 11:30 a.m. in the DiPonio room located in the VisTaTech building. The book, To Africa and back with Jessica Worden-Ballard which has shown up on several English class requirement lists, is the stirring By Ishpreet Kaur story behind the Nyaka AIDS Orphans Staff Writer From there, she went on to visit distinguishes Project. Weaving together tales from Tanzania, where she spent her junior her from Does anyone ever really know their his youth with the enormously inspiring and senior years. But her journey did other faculty instructors? Do students ever sit and account of the remarkable challenges not end there. During graduate school, members as wonder what their professors lives and triumphs of the school, Kaguri she studied at Oxford University in she contin- have been like, what they have done shows how someone with a modest idea the United Kingdom as well as the ues to learn and where they have been? The lives is capable of monumental results. University of Michigan. As a graduate and develop her teaching style and of some instructors may be more On Friday, April 13, the student, she studied the impact war techniques. Teaching anthropology exciting and interesting than you Edgerunner Ski and Snowboard has on the mental health of children allows to her to share her experiences might suspect. It’s time to pull back club will be hosting a racquetball in Uganda. The research explained the as well as learn from her students. She the curtains and find out about one tournament. The event will be from negative effects that could harm the enjoys being an instructor at a com- such professor whose work has taken 1-3 p.m. with a BBQ afterwards. developing minds of the young chil- munity college, rather than a larger her across the world and back again. Everyone is welcomed to sign up in dren as a result of the hostile environ- institute, because of the smaller envi- Professor Jessica Worden-Ballard the Student Activities Office, and ment. Unfortunately, as the war rose ronment which allows her to better was raised by a single parent but can do so as singles or doubles with up again, she was unable complete her connect with her students. Moreover, she managed to receive a degree in a friend. Singles signing up will research but the experience was defi- she strongly feels that “education is a anthropology as well as in social be placed on a team. For any more nitely a transformative and valuable responsibility as much as it is a right.” work. During her high school years, information regarding the event, learning venture for her. Despite the fact that Professor she accompanied her mother, a just contact the Student Activities Professor Worden-Ballard was Worden-Ballard has spent numer- photo-writer, to Africa. Their trip Office at 734-462-4422 or email the asked what inspired her to teach ous years living in the U.S., she still was to help support a humanitarian Edgerunners at edgerunnerski- anthropology, and her response was yearns to go back to Africa where aid program called World Vision, [email protected]. You can also simple and concise. “I teach anthro- her life adventure began all those which tackles the cause of poverty by find the club on Facebook pology because it explains the ele- years ago. Her brother, a biologist, working with communities worldwide keyword Edgerunner Ski ments of multiculturalism, which still resides in Africa with his family. to reach their full potential. Club. Don’t be afraid to encourages us to see things from If ever in the future an opportunity Her journey to Africa began as she stop by and sign up! visited Nairobi, the capital of Kenya, other people’s perspective, as the strikes, she would not hesitate to where she lived during her freshman world moves closer together.” experience the adventurous life again. and sophomore years of high school. Her passion to being an educator 14 THE SCHOOLCRAFT CONNECTION April 2, 2012 Foundation

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The Foundation Scholarship Reception was a wonderful Photo by Garret Darian-Toth success. The scholarships were Scholarship winner Heidi presented during a ceremony to Herman speaks to the crowd show appreciation and give rec- of donors at the reception. ognition to all those who donated to the school. Wayne Glass, are all kinds of scholarships, Director of Grants at Schoolcraft including some to help students College, explained how the achieve their goals in their field purpose of the event was to and some that are required for THE SCHOOLCRAFT BREAKDANCE give recognition to recipients of them financially. Deena Ideh, scholarships and but also to the a dietitian major, received a donors who gave the gifts of edu- Christopher’s Money Scholarship: CLUB!!!!! cational assistance. On the day a scholarship for nontraditional What: A pressure free dance club where members can learn of the presentation, the DiPonio students returning to school What different Hip Hop based styles of dance including b-boying, Room was packed with recipi- for another career. The whole Popping, Housing, and even krumping ents and donors. Steve Smith, a reception was very inspiring and scholarship donator, said, “You touching. (Don’t worry if you can’t dance… WE WILL TEACH YOU!!!) supported the college and I like Reginald Best said, “We may to give back to the college for Where : The dance studio located in the Physical Education Building. think the donations given to this WhereWhere support.” school don’t make a difference, The goal for this event is to but it does for those who receive WhenWhen: Every Monday and Wednesday from 2-5pm “break down the walls” so that them.” Making a difference may When For more information…. students can come together to be hard, but is very rewarding. Call: (734) 462-4422 or email Quinton Cowling at [email protected] help support the school. There

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and learn, as well as give and receive improve your problem solving skills. through: SCC.Sport.Recreation@ constructive criticism with those who Meetings will be held every Friday at gmail.com. share the passion of music. 10 a.m. in the Biomedical Tech Center, Rm. 300. The Schoolcraft Connection Campus Crusade Want to further your skills in Are you interested in learning more Photography Club writing, editing, photography and about your faith and want to grow Photography Club provides a wel- design? Then join the award-winning spiritually? Then join the Campus coming environment for graphically Schoolcraft Connection, a student- Crusade during their meetings every inclined hobbyists, graphic design- run newspaper. Staff meetings are Tuesday at 11 a.m. and Wednesday at ers, and students majoring in artistic every Monday at 4 p.m. in the Lower 12 pm. in the Lower Waterman. fields. Waterman of the VisTaTech Center. Compiled by Kim Poma • Campus Life Editor Eccentric Movie Club Phi Theta Kappa Honor Student Activities Board Asian Student Association Join SC’s Eccentric Movie Club Society Want to get involved on campus? The ASA presents Visakhi, a Sikh for some of the most odd, puzzling The PTK meetings will be Then come and see how with the festival of music and dancing held and just plain crazy movies out on Mondays from 12-1 p.m. and Student Activities Board. General annually to commemorate the found- there. Each session is Tuesdays and Wednesdays from 7-8 p.m. meetings are Thursdays at 4 p.m. in ing of Khalsa. Tickets are $5 and Thursdays from 12-6 p.m. Schedules the Lower Waterman of the VisTaTech include pizza and soft drinks. The of movies can be provided upon PTK/ Biggby Coffee Center. The Student Activities sales will benefit Coins to Change. request. Movies are watched in the Fundraiser Board provides students and the This event will be held on April 6 Lower Waterman of the VisTaTech college community with a variety from 7 p.m. until midnight in the Help raise money for Phi Theta Center. of programs and activities that are Lower Waterman wing of VisTaTech. Kappa by purchasing our specialty educational, service-oriented, have Gay/Straight Alliance mug. It includes several coupons, Billiard and Table Tennis Club including one for a free beverage. The entertainment value and provide a The Gay/Straight Alliance is a social social environment where students Do you like to shoot pool or play mugs are available for sale now in the connection for equality-minded can meet a diverse group of new table tennis? Then this club is for you! Student Activities Office for $8. They individuals who want to create a people. Bring a friend and come join us as are refillable at the new Biggby loca- safe environment to help change, we just hang out and play. Be sure to tion in Livonia at the intersection of 7 support, and educate our world one Table Top Club keep an eye out for information about Mile and Farmington Roads for $1.25. step at a time. Meetings are held on Come and join the Table Top our upcoming tournaments. Wednesdays at 12 p.m. Pizza Kit Fundraiser Club every Monday 4 to 10 p.m. or Thursday from 12-10 p.m. The Table Christian Challenge Otaku Anime Japanese Pizza kits will be delivered on April 4. Kits can be picked up between the Top Club is Schoolcraft’s premier Do you want to enrich the quality Animation Club location for game players alike. Play of your overall college experience hours of noon and 5 p.m. The Otaku Anime Japanese a variety of games ranging from ethically, morally, and spiritually by Animation Club provides an oppor- Sports and Recreation Club Dungeon and Dragons to Solitaire. challenging yourself to explore God’s tunity for viewing and discussion of Students shall learn to develop per- word? Then come to our meetings The Sports and Recreation Club Japanese Animation. Their next meet- sonal friendships and leadership. every Thursday at noon. is a new addition to the Schoolcraft ings will be April 14 and April 28 from Campus’ clubs. They hold open play For more information Beats and Music Faction 5 to 10 p.m. in the Lower Waterman. of any sport every Wednesday from 11 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. in the PE Bldg. For To learn more on any of these Want to make progress in personal Math and Physics Club clubs, stop by the Student Activities musical talent? Then stop by the more information on joining either We want you to come ask us math Office or give us a call at 734-462- Beats and Music Faction meetings. the club or one of the tournaments and physics problems as you meet 4422. During meetings you’ll meet, teach, you may contact Ryan Marshall new people who love math and

Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Spring snd Summer Using Reference Tools Fractional Rationals Film Presentaion: Visakhi Bunny Breakfast Registration Walk-In 12:00-1:00!:00 pm 3:00-4:20 pm Vincent Who? music & dance party Dinner Theater Begins Library 110 MC110 12:00-2:00 pm 7:00 p.m. to midnight 10:00 am-12:00 pm VisTaTech RM 550 Waterman Wing DiPonio Room Tickets $20 Child $15

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THE SCHOOLCRAFT CONNECTION 18 rts ntertainment A & E April 2, 2012 The world will be watching Katniss and company receive an exceptional on-screen treatment By Ramon Razo News Editor

Expectations are always high when it comes to translating a cherished book into film. Emotions were high as ever for Suzanne Collin’s book of teen- agers in gladiatorial-style combat, fighting for the amusement of the ruling Capital. Anger is usually leveled at any alterations or the exemptions of certain plots and characters. The film adaptation of “The Hunger Games” doesn’t fall outside of typical book-to-screen modifications, but that actually might work for it. What we get on screen is a rather engrossing and well-acted sci-fi romp with great characters and a somewhat morbid view of a future without morals. In bringing the world of Panem to life, director Gary Ross wasn’t afraid of grit. That isn’t to say the film is not visually striking. The detailed designs of the weapons and gear, the obnoxious outfits of the Capital and the CGI all work well to enhance and tell Suzanne Collins’ story. Ross simply chose to show things as they are: the poor, rundown districts, characters that get hurt badly and lots of violence. We see children get stabbed. We watch characters get burned and eaten alive. But it all does a good job of slapping you in the face and calling your attention to a world where no one can help the poor citizens of these 12 Districts. Special accolades need to be leveled at Jennifer Lawrence for her performances. Being a pretty face can generate certain stigma from an audience, but Lawrence balances Katniss’ fear, anger and her fight to stay alive (a fight her character took in place of her younger sister) in terrific fashion, giving a performance that might be better than her Oscar- nominated one in “Winter’s Bone.” Woody Harrelson steals the show as Katniss’ mentor, Haymitch. Sure, he’s an alcoholic, but he has so many great scenes and is just so darn likable. The same can be said for Stanely Tucci’s performance as the eccentric master of ceremonies, who interviews each of the randomly-chosen “trib- utes” for all of the country to see. The older cast makes up for a decent-at-best cast of youngsters, who (aside from Lawrence) are acceptable, but not exceptional – nothing truly stirring. Also, since the film is told in a third- person as opposed to the first person narrative, this allows for a plethora of extra exposition and development. President Snow, the monarch of Panem, has a much larger role in the film, often seen talking with Seneca Crane, the Hunger Game’s game master. These scenes help us understand what makes them tick. That brings us to a minor blemish against the film. Quite simply, more could have been done in the transla- tion process. Not enough was modified from the text to make it its own entity as opposed to just Collin’s book on screen. We need something to make up for the lack of narration. We do have the game’s commenters explaining what’s what from time to time (such as what each geneti- cally engineered threat is), and we actually get to see into the control room of the arena. But there could have been more. More insight into the world. More development from the charac- ters. Nevertheless, ultimately what we get is a very good adaptation of a very good book. So grab your bow, hide the kids and enjoy one engrossing, capti- vating film. And may the odds be ever in your favor. April 2, 2012

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May the odds be ever in your favor "The Hunger Games" trilogy promises to captivate an audience By Kim Poma Campus Life Editor

There comes a time in just about every genera- tion that a book series takes the world by storm. It becomes the thing people talk about at school, debate almost viciously over the internet and it even- tually makes its way to the big screen. Following in the footsteps of “Harry Potter” and “The Lord of the Rings” comes what is sure to be the next great hit: “The Hunger Games.” “The Hunger Games” trilogy by Suzanne Collins began back in 2008 with the release of the first book, “The Hunger Games.” The story follows Katniss Everdeen, a girl living in a post-apocalyptic world where North America is known as Panem and is ruled by the Capitol. Every year, the country is forced to participate in the Hunger Games, an event where twenty-four contestants, or tributes, (two picked from every District) are put in an arena in which they fight to the death. Last boy or girl standing is the winner. It’s all made worse by the fact that some of the contestants are children and that the entire country is eagerly watching. The trilogy is amazing. Collins wrote the entire thing using a first person point of view, with Katniss narrating her life, her fear at being chosen and the horror of the Games firsthand. We, as the reader, get the entire insight to Katinss’ mind that she otherwise keeps hidden from everyone around her. Collins never shies away from the violence that one would expect from this type of book. Katniss sees one fellow tribute blow up and another impaled by a spear. Collins’ imagination is a force to be reckoned with. The detail she puts into creating Katniss’ world is just amazing. Her ideas behind the arenas and all the trials and tribulations the contestants must face are exquisitely conceived. At one point in the series, Katniss deals with a creature that has been genetically pro- grammed to look like the tributes that had already died. Collins also comes up with the lavish and ridiculous styles that he people of the Capitol wear, going as far as to dye their skin. What’s extremely refreshing about this series is that the protagonist is a female. After spending books following Harry and Frodo, it’s nice to see a girl take center stage and absolutely shine. Katniss is not the damsel in distress of yesteryear fairy tales. She fights her own battles, she’s extremely handy with a bow and arrow and throughout the course of the series and eventually, she becomes the leader of a revolution. The books aren’t perfect. While “The Hunger Games” and the follow-up “Catching Fire” reign supreme, “Mockingjay” (the third and final book) lags. There are times when events are passed over with a quick narration rather than letting the reader experience them, and other times when events that could be cut down easily span to be about two or three pages. “Mockingjay” also has a feeling of being rushed through, as if Collins was just trying to finish. Also, an addition of a pesky love triangle leaves some fans with a “Did you really have to do that?” feeling. The bottom line is that “Hunger Games” is a great trilogy and, if the recent box office smash is any indi- cation, this won’t be the last time you hear about it. 20 THE SCHOOLCRAFT CONNECTION April 2, 2012 and b e y o n d ! Disney reaches for the stars with “John Carter” BY COLIN HICKSON STAFF WRITER Edgar Rice Burroughs is best known for creating the jungle lord “Tarzan,” but others also know him for creating one of the fi rst space-themed characters, “John Carter of Mars.” Since his debut in 1912, the character has been adapted in many comic strips and comic books, and also the 2009 fi lm titled “Princess of Mars.” But now the hero of the Red Planet fi nally gets the fame he deserves in the new Disney feature fi lm, “John Carter.” Set in the 19th century, the fi lm opens up oddly enough as Carter’s nephew, Edgar Rice Burroughs (Daryl Sabara), is summoned to his uncle’s estate, where Carter (Taylor Kitsch) has supposedly died under mysterious circumstances. Ed is then given John’s journal, and from the here the story unfolds. In 1868, John, a captain of the Confederate army, is seeking a rumored cave with gold, but circumstances cause him to be accidentally transported to Mars in an astral body while his real one is placed in a form of suspended animation. Once there, John encounters creatures both fantastic and nightmarish, such as the primitive, barbarian-like Thark and the technologically-advanced people of Helium. John discovers that on Mars (or Barsoom, as the inhabitants call it), he possesses super strength, more agility than a normal Earthling and can jump impressive heights and distances. Initially, John only seeks to return to Earth and escape from Barsoom, and does not care for the aff airs of its people. To this end, he recruits the help of Helium’s princess, Dejah Thoris (Lynn Collins) and Sola, the daughter of the Thark leader Tars Tarkas to help him fi nd a way back to Earth. But the machinations of the evil Therns, beings with bizarre powers and cruel intentions, force John to accept his destiny as the savior of Barsoom and put a halt to the Therns’s plans. Without a doubt, “John Carter” is one of the best fi lms Disney has made since either “Aladdin” or “Tron: Legacy.” It has intense action sequences, amazing stunt work, a complex story with interesting characters and CGI that is fl awless. If Burroughs were still alive, he would no doubt applaud Disney for giving his character big screen justice. But even though this is a Disney fi lm, it can get pretty graphic. There are a few scenes that show decapitation, stabbings and even one of a man getting his arm lopped clean off . Still, this really is one of the best Barsoom movies Disney has ever made. With life-like CGI, exhilarating action sequences, a great story and a cast that brings out the characters, “John Carter” is sure to become a classic for years to come. 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“Beauty and the Beast” Once Upon A Time: Pictures Collection Showplace (the old Rock Financial Showplace) in Novi. This This tale that is old as time will be That Tell Stories event gives the opportunity to meet brought to life as a musical this April One of the many exhibits that the different actors, comic book illustra- in Detroit. “Beauty and the Beast” is a Detroit Institute of Arts has is called tors and writers. And also holds rare classic that families and kids of all ages “Once Upon a Time: Pictures That Tell treasures and comics that many store Whats the can enjoy together. See the magical Stories.” This theme is all about draw- do not carry. Many organizations like tale live on stage as Belle melts the ings that tell different fables, myths the 501st, Mandalorian Mercs and heart of a handsome Prince turned and fairytales. Some of the drawings official “Star Wars” charity groups Compiled By into a horrid beast. This sensational will include images from the stories will make appearances as different Tierney Smith musical will be on the stage until April written by the Grimm Brothers, “Moby Staff Writer characters, and will be available for 22 at the Fisher Theatre in Detroit. Dick” and “The Picture of Dorian photo opportunities and answer Prices are $40.35-$120.60. Blue Man Group Gray,” along with many others. This questions inquiring minds are dying is a chance for those who love these The Blue Man group is back to give The Fab Faux to know. A three-day adult pass is audiences a show of a lifetime. After a tales to see a new light shed on the $50 (ages 11+), one-day adult passes month of working on a new show for “The Beatles” are one of the most characters of yesteryear. This exhibit are $22 (ages11+), child three-day Universal Orlando Studios and per- memorable, if not the most memorable, will last through May 13. Ticket prices passes are $20 (ages 6-10) and child forming in other various locations, band of the last century. With such for adults are $8.00, $6.00 for seniors, one-day passes are $10 (ages 6-10). The Blue Man Group is back on tour inspiring songs and style the band has $4.00 for youth between the ages of At-the-door passes are $55 for adults once more. With a new music and new struck up several shows motivated 6-17 and $5.00 for college students 11 years and up for three-day passes concepts, this not-so-ordinary group is by the legends themselves. “The Fab (must have a college ID). and $25 for one-day passes. For chil- Faux” is a well-known and entertaining fun and for everyone to enjoy. They will Motor City Comic Con dren ages 6-10, three-day passes are be at the Fisher Theatre May 1 through cover band that preforms “Sgt. Pepper’s $20 and one-day passes are $10. May 13, and tickets range from $47.95- Lonely Heart Band” live, and will be at For those who love comic books, $120.60. For times check out the Blue the Michigan Theatre in Ann Arbor on superheroes and sci-fi check out Man Group website, TicketMaster.com April 21 at 8:00 p.m. Ticket prices range the Detroit Comic Con on May 18 or Fisher Theatre website. between $38.17 and $98.30. through May 20 at the Suburban April 2, 2012 21

upcoming album slated for release at the end of April, imminent video production Artist in Philadelphia and handling their own promo effort, these gentlemen are quite busy these days. Kennedy describes the music of SSF profile as “very mixed – we do some light pop alternative stuff and some faster paced pop punk stuff.” The band’s website Hunter Kennedy names Good Charlotte, Panic at the By Brianne Radke Disco and Hit the Lights as influences. Staff Writer This laid-back group of guys is generat- ing decent pop, for certain. Their first single, “Sing It Back To Me,” is radio ready with a refrain so belt-able that it is sure to create awkward stoplight moments. Their second single, “My Gift to You,” was released on March 31. Like most bands, SSF has had its share of ups and downs. Kennedy even “We love to play music. It’s what we want, focus on writing music, booking shows describes a time when he “thought about so to make it a job is a dream.” and doing promotional work. Kennedy’s quitting just due to stress and things hap- This roller coaster ride lends signifi- drive is admirable, and if the album is as pening with friends and whatnot.” Then cance to the band’s name. Once, while solid as his dedication to his art, listeners came two defining moments for SSF. Kennedy was vacationing in Florida, a are in for a real treat. Escaping a fire in his room with, accord- man fell from the seventh floor of the The pop aficionado should definitely ing to firefighters, a mere two minutes condo in which he was staying. The give these guys a shot. Kennedy prom- to spare caused Kennedy to do some man broke every bone in his body, but ises to “do nothing short of amazing and evaluating, especially of the company managed to survive. The group decided impress people this time around.” In that he had been keeping. This near miss to adopt the name because “we’ve gone addition to finding SSF’s digital music was followed by a random 4 a.m. phone through so many events, tearing the in all of the appropriate places – iTunes, call from Larson after years of not speak- band apart and coming back together. Napster and Rhapsody – Kennedy There is great musical talent here at the ing due to a band break-up. Larson had It’s a nice story to think about when you invites students to “come see us play.” College. Hunter Kennedy is one example woken with an urge to call Kennedy “like think you can’t go anymore. It definitely Future shows include appearances at the of a Schoolcraft student who is driven to it was important,” and the two reconciled. pushes you further.” Summer Kickoff Festival in Clio, MI on take the pop scene by storm. He spear- Kennedy views the culmination of these From the moment that he was given June 1 and 3, a show on June 2 at High headed the band Seven Story Fall (SSF) in events as more than mere happenstance, his first guitar at age 11, Hunter Kennedy Octane Lounge in Romeo, and then at 2002, and finds himself with a renewed and it has restored his vision of pursuing has loved to play. He is enrolled in the The Ritz in Warren on June 6. Interested sense of destiny alongside Andrew his truest passion and eventually living business program at the College, but is on readers can stay current on band news at Larson and Charles Barylski. With an life on tour. Of the band’s goals, he said, a brief sabbatical right now with his full www.sevenstoryfall.com. Friday Nights at the DIA Detroit's famous museum offers more than just art By Melissa Rankin Staff Writer Walking through the doors of the famous Detroit Institute of Arts, the beautiful sounds of Morton Feldman’s “Triadic Memories” performed by pianist Robert Conway and the excitement of museum patrons echo through the hall. The DIA hosts free events on Friday nights, and with the price of admission spectators are provided with live music from 7 to 8:30 p.m., exciting workshops Photo Courtesy of the DIA and refreshments for all. The doors are Artist Diego Rivera created this masterpiece dubbed "Detroit Industry" on the North Wall of open late, until 10 p.m., so come and the museum in 1932-1933. enjoy all this establishment has to offer. On April 6 the Bulgarian violin- Berick, an internationally known and and Igor Stravinsky it is bound to be an away. Also appearing that night will be ist, Bella Hristova, will be performing highly demanded soloist, teacher and unforgettable occasion. award-winning poet Terry Blackhawk live to entrance audiences with “Violin chamber musician in dealings with the And for those feeling artistic, feel free reading from her latest published work, Sonatas” by Camille Saint-Saens and John violin and viola. They will be perform- to buzz by the drop-in workshop on “The Light Between,” followed by a book Corigliano. Hristova is a gifted musician, ing violin and piano pieces by Ludwig Printmaking Illuminated Manuscripts. signing. The reading starts at 6:30 p.m., who took First Prize in the 2008-2009 Von Beethoven and Johannes Brahms. Illuminated manuscripts date back to and the signing will be at 8 p.m., so enjoy “Young Concert Artists International So if you are looking to have a night the 15th century and refer to (primar- the powerful words of this author as she Auditions,” and is the first beneficiary of out with friends, feel free to browse the ily religious) texts that featured colorful weaves her magical tales. the “Helen Armstrong Violin Fellowship.” museum, have a bite to eat at the Riviera and elaborately-detailed designs using The Detroit Institute of Arts is located This evening would be perfect for a classy Court and enjoy the sounds of these two gold and silver. At the workshop, you can at 5200 Woodward Avenue. Admission is entertaining date night with a special members of the Grammy-nominated decorate and embellish your own initials $8, or $5 for college students with a valid someone, so plan ahead for this upcom- band, St. Clair Trio. using gold foil, markers and paper as you ID, and of course these exciting Friday ing Friday night – it promises to be a Husband and wife duo, Aebersold learn more on this fascinating subject. events come free. This establishment is special memory. and Neiweem, will light up the stage of Join the excitement on April 27 for two a terrific spot to visit for a night out with On April 13 one can take delight in the the DIA on April 13. This couple from special events happening at the DIA. The your friends, a family outing, a nice date musical stylings of the 1993 Naumburg Chicago have a unique performance style, first is “Babaa,” a Polish underground for couples or just a way to gain some competition prize winner and recipient performing together on a single piano. group, playing original music contain- artistic inspiration. Come see what all of the 1996-1997 Prix Opus, Yohonatan With four hands playing music by Franz ing a jazz and rock sound mixed with the excitement is about and experience Berick, along with Pauline Martin. Schubert, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart psychedelic beats and funk that will events that will leave you feeling fulfilled make everyone want to dance the night and cultivated. 22 April 2, 2012 Flashback Sidewalk Chalk The Slakadeliqs I See Stars Venetian Snares "Corner Store" “The Other Side of Tomorrow” “Digital Renegade” “Rossz csillag alatt szülletett” Genre: Hip-hop Genre: Alternative Soul Genre: Electronicore Genre: Breakcore

By Brianne Radke By Brianne Radke By Chris Kovacs By Jonathan King Staff Writer Staff Writer Staff Writer Editor in Chief In 2009, the Chicago Reader lauded If summertime were a genre, “The Coming together in 2006 in Warren, From the depths of Canada, electronic Sidewalk Chalk, a group that formed at Other Side of Tomorrow” would be a Michigan, Devin Oliver (clean vocals, slight-of-hand artist Aaron Funk blasts Columbia College in 2008, as “Best Local perfect sample with all of its warmth and sequencer), Brent Allen (lead guitar), into the ether with a potent concoction Hip Hop Artist” and it is this kind of love ease. The Beatchild almost completely Jimmy Gregerson (rhythm guitar), of mangled firecracker beats, orchestral that made “Corner Store” possible. The pro- shelves his hip-hop identity in exchange Jeff Valentine (bass), Andrew Oliver strings and dark synth growls. Working duction of their first full-length album is for a unique, laid-back soundscape, with (drums, backing vocals) and Zach under the alias Venetian Snares, Funk almost entirely fan-funded. It is no surprise a sort of psychedelic-rock-meets-island Johnson (screaming vocals, synth, has been producing harsh, noisy, that Sidewalk Chalk enthusiasts would groove. Slakah’s alter ego joins forces keyboard and programming) formed addictive sonic goodness since 1992. invest in such a project, as the dynamic of with fellow Canadian talents like Justin the group known as I See Stars. This Released in 2005, Funk’s baroque mas- this eight-piece group is golden. Nozuka, Ebrahim and King Reign to turn band has their own way of combin- terpiece “Rossz csillag alatt szülletett” MC K’neqta Dots (Rico Sisney) fronts out his latest, most unexpected creation. ing the essentials of a post-hardcore (Hungarian for “Born Under a Bad Star”) the band with his clever and poetic One of the most noteworthy songs, pop band with electronic and pop remains an underground classic in the metaphors, and jazzy songstress S-Star “Keep Breathing,” appears at the launch punk characteristics to bring them- electronic universe. (Margaret Vagle) supplies a flawless of the album. The track alternates selves to the forefront of the music Funk’s modus operandi revolves around velvety vibe with her elegant vocals. between lyrical messages of under- industry. I See Stars are often seen as the art of beat destruction – slicing, rear- Charlie Coffeen commands the keys, standing struggle set to heartfelt the pioneers and primary proprietors ranging and otherwise butchering drum Garrett McGinn plays bass and Tyler strums on an acoustic guitar, and a of this uniquely-blended subgenre, loops to create a carefully-constructed Berg is on drums. These three are also call to press on that is picked up by dubbed “electronicore,” which has percussive onslaught. Transient explosions known as The Ephelon Trio whose a compelling tempo that transitions gained them a sizable following and machine gun snare bursts punctuate hip-hop instrumentals sell out shows from a driving rock beat to a punchy in the modern rock crowd. The the music with an unending fervency. The on their own merit. HornBreaD (Sam ska rhythm. This song showcases the group has produced many success- backdrop of this sonic blitz is a founda- Trump on the trumpet and David Ben- mosaic of influence woven into Slakah’s ful albums with Sumarian Records, tion of classical strings and horns, bor- Porat playing trombone) join the party eclectic style, and its arrangement is such as “3-D” and “The End of the rowed from the likes of Bartok, Stravinsky, bringing sass and spunk to an already impeccably punctual. World Party.” Their latest album Paganini and Prokofiev, tinged with a impressive collective. “Love Controls The Sun” is another is “Digital Renegade,” which was modicum of Hungarian folk. Perhaps the most exceptional com- highlight to the collection, beginning released on March 13. “Rossz” showcases both an intense ponent of the Sidewalk Chalk sound is with a mellow melody iced with Nozuka’s The album has the same feel of technical proficiency but also a mastery of the presence of Jumaane Taylor. Taylor rich yet uncomplicated vocals and ending the band’s previous work, but there dynamic tension. “Második Galamb” per- adds a visual element to performances in a strident bounce. “Beneath It All” syn- are more electronica and dance ele- fectly exemplifies the Vsnares dichotomy as a tap-dancer, but takes his role as thesizes its way through the unknown ments to it as well as more usage of of soft and harsh. The song opens with an instrumentalist quite seriously. The depths of the human experience, sound- pop punk themes in the instrumen- crisp and chilly percussion backing up sharp punctuation of taps adds imagina- ing a bit like a Lenny Kravitz number tation. Showing at number 45 in U.S. some mellow and mysterious flute work. tive percussion and a new-old-fashioned until King Reign and Shad enter with Albums Top 100, the new album has Then the beats intensify and horns are sparkle to the album. their philosophical spoken verse, lending caught the eye of the dance com- introduced alongside amplified electronic The first track of fourteen, “Birds of the kind of stylistic shift that pulls this munity with the title track “Digital instrumentation. The finale is an eardrum- a Feather,” sets the album off with a album apart from the pack. Renegade” while keeping older fans haranguing attack of glitchy, freeform bal- pleasing introduction to the band. Their “Perfect Summer Night” sounds entertained with with songs like listics and crushing, distorted thumps. humble lyrics and obvious love of the art exactly as it should. With a consistent “Filth Friends Unite” and “NZT48.” “Hajnal” makes up the album’s cen- are far removed from the ego-tripping and cheerful cadence and bright melody, “Digital Renegade” has brought terpiece, beginning with urgent strings of commercial rap. Set to a very Roots- it is beachy and entirely danceable. This in a wide variety of music listeners, that lead into a stretch of moonlight jazz. reminiscent groove, the song is an invita- luminous energy is elevated to its peak and given the group a whole new Halfway through, the strings return, tion that is difficult to turn down. in “Everything For Nothing.” Tanika throng of fans. With such a success- leading into the familiar breakbeat barrage From there, Sisney and Vagle take their Charles sweetens this track with her ful album, it’ll be interesting to see that takes up the final four minutes of the listeners on a lyrical trip through themes sublime vocals in this playful ditty about how I See Stars handles the increase track. “Öngyilkos Vasárnap” is another of love, consequence and awareness. love in the sun. in popularity. The energy they put standout track – an arrangement (or rather “Ananda” and “Satellite” are smooth and Unfortunately a handful of tracks into getting the album’s name out rearrangement) of “Gloomy Sunday,” fea- sensual, while songs like “Corner” and appear to be filler material. “Dear Lucy,” and the work done in the produc- turing sampled vocals from Billie Holiday. “Plastic” get right up in your face about “When the World Falls Apart” and tion of the album is enough to cause There’s no doubt that this is a beautiful the way things are. Also noteworthy is “Dream On,” though very easy on the fans to expect great outcomes for album – probably the most elegant and “Movement of the Mind” with its reflec- ears, do not add much power to this set. the future of the band. “Digital poised composition ever to fall out of the tion upon Sam Cooke’s “Change Gon’ However, these few are well over-shad- Renegade” is a big hit and a solid drill-and-bass genre. By using non-percus- Come,” the mellow track is relevant yet owed by Slakah’s creative aptitude that showing for I See Stars – the band sive tracks to break up the intensity and very mindful of the past. reveals itself throughout “The Other Side is definitely shutting out all other add layers of atmosphere, Funk has crafted From beginning to end, “Corner Store” of Tomorrow.” lights except those that shine on his most restrained and composed album is satiated with passion, pizzazz and them in this digital world. to date. Don’t get the wrong impression serious musical genius. Bottom Line: though – “Rossz” is still freaking insane, in “The Other Side of Tomorrow” holds The Bottom Line: the best way possible. Bottom Line: perfect music for summer road trips, bar- Fans of I See Stars will definitely This album is the best thing to emerge beques and days at the beach. A number be pleased with this latest release. The Bottom Line: from hip-hop’s underground scene in a of tracks on this album are necessary “Digital Renegade” cranks up the The songs may be difficult, the sounds while. “Corner Store” is a must listen for additions to one’s spring or summer play- aggression while still retaining the may be intense and the title may be unpro- the lover of spoken word and jazz, and list. The Slakadeliqs play to such a diverse band's signature pop punk sensibili- nounceable but this album is one that elec- highly recommended to anyone who is array of tastes in this project that there is ties. 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fact that the show’s critics find unlike the screen presence of the some of its subject matter to be other. Each show is phenomenally controversial, the show adheres executed in its own right. The thick- to a consistent moral agenda and ness of “Smash’s” plot makes the usually includes a message to per- story much more riveting, but the severe, have integrity, show kind- feel-good element of its musical ness or some similar positive theme. predecessor has created a huge self- The cast members of “Glee,” with proclaimed subculture of “Gleeks”. the exception of Jane Lynch, were In terms of music, it is tough to say relatively unknown at the show’s which show comes out ahead. The launch, which gave them more to music of “Smash” is largely original, prove than the cast “Smash” with its with a few popular tunes thrown in, built-in star power. and “Glee” is notorious for intrigu- “Smash,” on the other hand, is ing and well-played mash-ups of hit a musical drama. The storyline is songs. Both shows boast extraordi- intricately woven, and rich in char- nary vocal talent and choreography. acter development. Its themes are Even when comparing songs that very adult in nature, which instantly both shows have covered, there is no narrows the range of appeal. clear winner. Once again, both shows However, “Smash” has plenty to are equally sound. attract and captivate an audience. This would certainly end in a This “musical within a musical” draw, if not for one factor: staying surrounds the birth of a Broadway power. The writers of “Glee” appear Battle of the TV musicals production based on the legacy of to be grasping for straws in terms By Brianne Radke Marilyn Monroe. It is a believable of how to eke out more seasons Staff Writer peek behind-the-scenes of musical as its core graduates from high theater with all of its dreams and school. Eyebrows have already NBC’s new series “Smash” is comedy about the joys and trials of disappointments. The writers have been raised as one age discrepancy proving to be a fast favorite with life in the halls of McKinley High. created a more complex web of has surfaced, and many fans have Steven Spielberg among the host “Glee” is adored for its cloying cha- discordance than is found within expressed more interest in follow- of directors and a veteran cast fea- risma, although to say the show is “Glee,” the most obvious conflict ing the New Directions kids into turing the likes of Debra Messing, adored may be understating things. being between the two endearing college rather than seeing a change- Anjelica Huston and Katharine “Glee’s” fan base is insanely loyal, leads. From the pilot, viewers have over in the bulk of the cast. The plot McPhee. It is no surprise that this including both teens and adults, been challenged to choose between of “Smash” is not only limitless in new musical is constantly being making it the network’s top scripted Ivy Lynn (Megan Hilty) and Karen terms of character retention, but compared to the Fox hit, “Glee.” The hour this season. This hour is Cartwright (McPhee) who both vie also elicits greater investment in its truth is, aside from having a song at usually constructed around conflict. for the role of Marilyn. characters. Character investment is every turn, these shows have little Generally, the conflict is very clearly The script of “Smash” has com- the stuff that sends great shows into else in common. good guy against bad guy, and the pletely different intensity than syndication. Though not an easy Fox struck gold with the inception good guy tends to come out ahead, that of “Glee,” requiring a compo- call to make, “Smash” is this round’s of its critically acclaimed musical in one way or another. Despite the sure of the actors that is entirely winner. Games on the horizon

Highlights from the 2012 Game Developers Conference By Rose Haider & Michael Frusti Staff Writer & Guest Contributor “Assassin’s Creed 3” character will be explored more in depth. The game The 2012 Game Developers Conference (GDC) will take place four years after the events of “Halo So finally, after such a long wait, the main has finally come to a close after its week-long 3” where a new threat arises for the Chief to over- “Assassin’s Creed” franchise is back in action event at San Francisco. There weren’t too many come. The game showed more first-person vis- with the reveal of “Assassin’s Creed 3.” It has been big announcements, and most of the good stuff ceral action and cinematic flair, emulating games announced that the setting for this new game is is still under embargo and can’t be shared with like “Uncharted.” Not much has been shown so early America during the Revolutionary War. The the general public for another week or two. Even far but this definitely looks like it’s more than just recently released reveal trailer explained how this though there was a lack a quantity, the few big “Halo 3 + 1.” new change would affect core gameplay. It looks names that showed up this year sure did steal the As the embargo lifts, more as if acrobatics will take place in the treetops this show. secrets are sure to spill out to time around. This leads us to the next big reveal, the delight of gamers the the protagonist. The main character has been world over. So keep your revealed to be a Native American – another unex- eyes and ears open for pected twist. This leaves room for some interest- more information, ing relations between both sides of the war. It and stay tuned for was shown that our new assassin hunts both the what promises to American colonists and the British red coats. be a banner year “Halo 4” in gaming. Last year’s E3 was pretty amazing. One of the biggest reveals then was that “Halo 4” was coming and was to start a new trilogy story arc. This year at GDC we learned more. The team behind the game is no longer Bungee but 343, which is comprised of members of Bungee. 343 wanted to make these new games feel entirely different to their predecessors. First off, the armor has been redesigned to be more lightweight. These new Spartans are more acrobatic than their heavier variants. Also the audio quality is a big step up and is now on par with games like the “Battlefield” series. It was also shown that the new “Halo” games will be more story-driven and that Master Chief’s 24 THE SCHOOLCRAFT CONNECTION April 2, 2012 The other tale as old as time Schoolcraft puts on a stellar performance of the Shakespeare classic By Ramon Razo News Editor duction has been receiving. He remarked, “It is quite unusual for a For Shakespeare fans, or any patron Shakespearean play at a collegiate of the arts, The Schoolcraft College level to receive standing ovations. Theater Department’s production On March 23 and 24, the Theatre of “Romeo and Juliet” is not to be Department’s performance had a few missed. The cast, led by Professor of members of the audience doing just Theatre and Drama James Hartman, that. The performances have been is incredible. Jared Withrow as Romeo getting great responses from the audi- starts out very soft-spoken, but his ence, including the acting, staging, emotions really come through in the costumes and lighting.” second act. As a whole, once Mercutio For those not familiar with the leg- dies (apologies for spoilers) the heart- endary story, it is easy to be jarred by breaking pain displayed is terrific. how frivolously Romeo and Juliet fall You won’t find a shred of over-acting for each other. But we are meant to here. Also, special attention should fall in love with the words, the time- be drawn to Joey Kulling and the rest less prose, as the two hopeless roman- of Romeo’s cousins, as they are very tics of the story do. And Withrow enjoyable to have on stage. Elizabeth and Schooler do it to the best of their Tumminello also manages to balance ability and beyond. being incredibly funny and incredibly To purchase tickets for the April emotional as the Nurse. Accolades 13 and 14 performances, call the also go out to Katherine Schooler as Schoolcraft College Bookstore at Juliet for a great quasi-death scene. 734-462-4409. Tickets are $12 (above) Withrow and Schooler share a dramatic onstage kiss. Professor Hartman was extremely (theater only) (below) The two young soulmates receive great counsel from the pleased with the response the pro- characters played by Friar and Tumminello.

Professor James Hartman has led yet another hard-working team to put on a great presentation of this classic masterwork.

Photos by Mandy Getschman Gifted actor Jarod Withrow explodes with emotion as Romeo hears tell of his banishment from the city of Verona and his beloved Juliet. April 2, 2012 25

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Friday Night Rentals

21st Century Shakespeare By Todd Walsh, Tierney Smith, & Alys Dolan Staff Writers & A&E Editor

“Scotland, PA” (2001) “She’s the Man” (2006) “Ten Things I Hate About You” (1999) “Scotland, PA” is a modernized version of the In this modern day adaption of “Twelfth Take an awkward guidance counselor, a popular girl, Shakespeare’s “Macbeth,” where Macbeth takes over Night,” Shakespeare’s characters Viola, a beefcake who thinks he is a model, a geek and the a fast food restaurant instead of an entire country. Sebastian, Olivia, Andrew, Festa and many uniquely-charged outcast and you have the perfect ‘90s “Scotland, PA” is a fun and engaging film, especially more come to life in “She’s The Man” starring flick. “Ten Things I Hate About You” is a loosely-based if there is an understanding of the clever jokes and Amanda Bynes and Channing Tatum. Just as film adaption of William Shakespeare’s “The Taming creative parallels between the movie and the origi- in the play, this romantic comedy takes place of the Shrew.” It features the late, great Heath Ledger, nal play. Instead of the bloodstain that causes Lady in Illyria. But instead of being an island, it is an adorable Julia Stiles and the recent and unexpected Macbeth to go crazy, it is the grease from the deep a high school where Viola (Amanda Bynes) heartthrob Joseph Gordon-Levitt. This is a movie to fryer, and instead of witches it is a group of doped- dresses as her brother, Sebastian, after he leaves be watched multiple times to catch all the clever jokes, up fortune-telling hippies. for London. During the first two weeks at Illyria hidden references and comedic antics of the cast. The film is set in the ‘70s, and has a more modern as “Sebastian,” she falls for Orsino (Tatum) who Cameron (Gordon-Levitt) has fallen for the dialect as apposed to the Old English text of the falls for Olivia, who falls for Sebastian, who is popular and pure Bianca (Larisa Oleynik), but the play. One does not have to be a Shakespeare buff to Viola. When her brother returns, things get problem hits when he finds out that the dreamy enjoy this film, for the great cast and humor lead to confusing as they discover there are multiple Joey Donner (Andrew Keegan) is also pinning for a great time. Possibly the best part is Christopher “Sebastians.” the Stratford sister. After enlisting the aid of the Walken as Lt. Macduff who searches for Macbeth as “She’s The Man” falls short of being a truly fair Patrick Verona (Ledger) the cast turns Padua a cheesy ‘70s cop stereotype. great comedy, but it’s still a decent bubblegum High upside down with humor, and a bit of musical The film still stays true to the original theme of the movie with some laughs to be had and an “awe” flair. An absolute classic and one of the best scenes play and demonstrates how revenge, fate, manipula- or two. While the romance is cliché, what holds in movie history features Verona performing “Can’t tion and guilt can play a role in human nature. Those the viewer’s attention is whether or not Viola’s Take My Eyes Off You” on a crowded football field to familiar with Shakespeare will enjoy how uniquely cover will be blown and will she end up with the angry Cat Stratford (Stiles), as an apology. This faithful the story is to the original, but anyone can the man of her dreams. If you’re a fan of “The movie is a clever adaptation of a Shakespeare play enjoy the bizarre dark comedy of the film. Twelfth Night,” give this variation a shot. and remains timeless. The story, and characters are relatable to any person who attended high school. 26 THE SCHOOLCRAFT CONNECTION Sports April 2, 2012 A day in the life of ... Lightning-quick Plymouth Whalers veteran Alex Aleardi By Daniel Peake to his hometown team the soccer just to warm ourselves Sports Editor Plymouth Whalers. Alex was up before the team stretch. one of the best in the league The Plymouth Whalers have this season with 36 goals, 29 Conn.: On game day, what done a phenomenal job in the assists and 65 overall points. mindset do you try to put your- 2011-12 regular season. With How does this hockey hero self in? a 47-18 record, a second place function off the ice? What seat in the Ontario Hockey makes him tick? In a league Aleardi: Well it’s my 4th year League’s Western confer- filled with untapped potential, in the league now, so I pretty ence and a well deserved what makes this particular much have a zone now that I playoff berth, this year has player so very unique? put myself in. I just try to keep been a memorable one for the myself in the mentality that Whalers organization. The The Connection caught up I’m playing for the guy next to season has been filled with the with Alex before practice to get me, you know? ups and downs, the acrobat- a better understanding of his ics, the dramatics, the fights schedule. Conn.: Playoffs are coming and, oh yes, the fans that make up pretty fast. How confident hockey the most action-packed Connection: So Alex, what’s are you? sport on ice. Now of course it’s been your routine for this year? been a team effort that allowed Aleardi: Yeah, we’re defi- the Whalers to make it this far. Aleardi: Well, every day we nitely the team to do it. We’ve Nonetheless, we here at the meet up here at 10 a.m. for a got the full package this year. Connection thought it best to morning warm up and prac- All the guys here are really introduce the readers to a vital tice. We leave for the morning, tight knit, so we definitely part in the Whalers’ success and then meet back up at 1 have a chance to do something this season: Whalers veteran p.m. for another team practice. special this year. Alex Aleardi. We end the day at 4 p.m. with a team workout. I usually leave Conn.: What are your plans Photos by Mandy Getschman This Right Wing forward, who hails from Farmington out of here around 5:30 p.m. for the future? Where do you Hills, began to make his mark want your role on the team to in the OHL in 2008. Aleardi Conn.: Do you have any take you next? was selected by the Kitchener special workouts or condition- During Game 1 ing regimens? Aleardi: Well, hockey is defi- of the Western Rangers in the third round Conference (43rd overall) in the 2008 OHL nitely my passion and I really Quarter Final, Draft. Alex spent his rookie Aleardi: Yeah, just the stan- want to make a career out of Alex Aleardi season in 2008-09 with the dard team stretch. I usually it. After this year, my goal is to scores a short- Kitchener Rangers, but was come a few hours before prac- hopefully move on to the NHL. handed goal traded to the Belleville Bulls tice to stretch myself out a The way I see it, the further in the second for the 2009 season. Finally in little more. A lot of times the your team goes, the higher the period. 2010, Alex was sent via trade team will play a little game of chances that someone notices you and that leads to being drafted. But as for right now I just really want to win the Memorial Cup!

Talking with Alex proved one vital point: it takes more than just an athletic presence on the ice – it takes an overall lifestyle and mentality to be the best and Aleardi, as well as the many players on the Whalers squad this year, has the potential to go far. This could indeed be the year that the Whalers take their club all the way. Remember the name Aleardi, because it is not hard to imagine that this young player is bound to be selected by an NHL team soon.

For more information about the Plymouth Whalers, check out their website at www.plymouthwhalers.com. April 2, 2012 27 Schoolcraft's new shooters Campus club features a premiere hangout for students, and even some employees. students' passion for Recently, T2PC hosted its first annual pool tournament. The competition featured a table tennis and pool host of individuals, all with different skill By Daniel Peake levels coming together to play a memorable Sports Editor game of pool, with hopes of receiving not just the monetary prize but the bragging Here at Schoolcraft, nothing is more excit- rights for a whole semester. T2PC plans to ing than a new club. Moreover, host additional tournaments at least once what’s better than an extracurricular group a semester with hopes of getting their club organized solely around the love of pool? the publicity it needs to grow into a major Schoolcraft College now has its own pool 2 contender in the well-lit list of Schoolcraft and table tennis club, called T PC (Table clubs and activities. That goal shouldn’t be Tennis Pool Club) ran by students for stu- too difficult since according to Webber, “I’ve dents. “It’s a fun way to pass the time,” said never seen the pool table without people co-manager Hussein Ozier, “Most of us come playing on it”. down here in between classes just to hang The popularity of this young club is on with friends and enjoy the game.” 2 the rise. Aspirations for the group include T PC came into being this semester raising more money for more club events and after student Zachery Webber was given competitions, acquiring a new pool tables the responsibility of organizing the area. and equipment along with new equipment “Last year I was literally always down here for table tennis and even establishing schol- playing table tennis. This year my goal was arships for its members. Who knows … this to help change the atmosphere down here. club could even blossom into a new Ocelots Last year it was completely different, and I team, competing with different schools and just wanted to help make it into a fun and pool teams around the collegiate circuit. friendly place for all students.” Webber has Only time will tell. Nonetheless, all we can done a phenomenal job thus far with the up say is look out for this club on the rise. It is and coming club, taking the leisure equip- Photo by Garret Darian Toth bound to grow into a popular trend here on SC student Beau Banner participates in the Pool ment given to the regular students of the the Schoolcraft campus in no time. Tournament sponsored by the T2PC Lower Waterman and transforming it into

fats, proteins and hydration is no different than twigs, dry materials Fuel the and an ignition source. This proper fuel balance will start our bodies off the right way in the morning and carry us all the way through the day. FIRE So, we have our fire started from our balanced breakfast and we Nutritional tips to want to keep the flame going as the day progresses. Now is the time to keep you moving add the bigger logs (a hearty, bal- By the Fitness Center Team anced lunch containing complex carbs – breads and grains). We do There are multiple ways to this midday, because we’ll be able explain how nutrition works in to burn and use what we’ve put into your body. There is the detailed our bodies as the fire is at its peak. outline that a Registered Dietician It’s not time for another smaller can provide, and then there is a log (dinner) just yet, but we need flood of misinformation. The main to keep the fire going until then. subject to keep in mind is that if This is when we add just enough our bodies burn what we consume, to keep it hot (snacks). Simple we will burn calories through the carbs (fruits) and healthy fats will day with a healthy balanced diet. provide just enough to keep us For this article we’ll skip the tech- burning. When the time does come nical stuff, and just give you some for that final log (dinner), we have food for thought. to be sure it can burn out before we We’ve all seen a fire. They all let the fire die down (go to bed). A start with a small amount of the light, balanced dinner filled with right materials to get it burning, lean proteins and greens are just for example, twigs, dry paper enough for that final flame. and an ignition source. Once it’s When the fire dies down for the started, we slowly add logs and night, it still has some hot coals other materials to keep it burning. for when we want to start the fire But when it’s time to put it out, we back up in the morning (breakfast) either let it dwindle down to a few because we fed the fire appropri- coals or make sure there are no ately all day and it never extin- more big flames. We don’t throw guished. Using this analogy will a huge log on it right when we’re hopefully keep you burning from done. First of all, it won’t burn that first spark to that last log. because the fire has dwindled and Fueling the fire all day also second, we should have burned it ensures that you will have enough when the flame was at its peak. Are energy for your physical activity our bodies any different? and workouts. Proper nutrition Let’s use a fire to explain and get (and timing) along with a well- a grasp of how our bodies process rounded fitness program are the and burn food. When we wake up ingredients to a healthy body. Visit in the morning, we need to get the the professionals at the brand new fire going. We don’t want to start Schoolcraft College Fitness Center with a huge log (big meal) because in the Physical Education building we need just enough to get us for more information on how to going. A balance of carbohydrates, reach your health and fitness goals! Photo by Garret Darian Toth First-year studentNicole Molnar works out in the SC Fitness Center. 28 THE SCHOOLCRAFT CONNECTION April 2, 2012 Hockeytown ready for postseason P hoto

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L Wings report averty By Charlie Harrison Staff writer The Detroit Red Wings have all but secured an NHL playoff berth, yet people can’t stop getting excited for a probable long playoff run in Hockeytown. If predic- tions around the heart of Detroit stand true and the Red Wings make the postseason, it’ll be the 21st consecutive time that they’ve skated into the playoffs. The Wings are a great bet to make a solid showing but how far can they go? Can they win it all this year? Will a late-season swoon lead to a first-round exit? So many questions surround the Wings this year but, with that being said, the Red Wings are poised to make a run at the championship. Solid Footing The Red Wings currently sit in 4th in the Western Conference. A rash of injuries to key players caused the team to stumble from the top spot in the league. Many Detroit forward Henrik Zetterberg takes possession of the puck. of the injured skaters have returned but the team finds itself battling for playoff position and the opportunity for Carolina Hurricane’s on March 24. Pavel Datsyuk had a enjoying a defensively-minded approach and have the home ice advantage in the first round. There is little knee injury, but made his return on for the showdown on adopted a playing style that is likely to propel them cause for concern because earlier in the season, after Saturday, March 17 against the San Jose Sharks. deep into the postseason. The Vancouver Canucks, winning the first five games, the team went on a mini That game was a big one because the Sharks were outside last year’s Stanley Cup finalist from the West, and slump losing six straight before finally rediscovering of the playoffs looking in. Last year, the Wings made a his- the Nashville Predators also pose significant threats their winning ways. toric run against the Sharks forcing a game seven, against to the Red Wings making it to another Stanley Cup How does a team make a statement? Winning 23 con- all odds, just to lose and be eliminated. After two exits at the battle. secutive games at the Joe Louis Arena certainly helps. hands of the San Jose, it’s something Detroit fans have not For the Red Wings, it’s a long road to another The 23-game streak was not only a franchise record, it forgotten and revenge comes to mind. parade down Woodward Avenue. How the team plays was also an NHL record and one not to be taken lightly going forward will determine how the roster will look by opposing teams. If the Red Wings can move up the Detroit has a tough road ahead going into the future. An early playoff exit could be standings and clinch home ice throughout the playoffs, Sidney Crosby is ready to return to the ice and a sign that the roster is in need of an overhaul as the then the team’s prowess at home will be a huge part of propel his Penguins to a deep playoff run and, if team’s best players are all well into their 30s. Add in their postseason play. he can stay healthy, Pittsburgh is expected to be the potential loss of team captain Lidstrom and the a serious contender coming out of the Eastern Injuries will make or break a team threat of an NHL lockout looming on the horizon, Conference. The New York Rangers, a team that fans could be a quick playoff exit away from the end Captain Nicklas Lidstrom, a 19-year veteran who decided has surged to the top of the Eastern Conference is of an era of incredible championship hockey. to give it one more season, has been nursing an ankle injury another favorite along with the Philadelphia Flyers. but was able to get back on the ice to face-off against the The St. Louis Blues, a Central Division rival, are

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(though one or the other is sure to When the Tigers were knocked out of organization might experience addi- While the offense promises to be provide surprising mettle) while the 2011 playoffs by the Texas Rangers, tion by subtraction through the exit of impressive, the defense could be a sea- the Cleveland Indians will be doing it was obvious that Detroit fans had oft-injured Carlos Guillen and Magglio son-long nightmare of historic propor- what they can to stay out of the AL a lot to look forward to in 2012. The Ordonez, along with maddeningly tions. Neither Cabrera nor Fielder are cellar. That leaves the up-and-coming bulk of the pitching rotation was under inconsistent Brad Penny. Though all fleet of foot and Peralta’s best defensive Kansas City Royals as the one team in contract and entering its prime. In the three players enjoyed careers with days are definitely behind him. The the Central that boast as much talent field, veteran players from the 2006 all-star accolades, they were shells 34-year-old Inge and his reconstructed as the Tigers. Of course, that talent is World Series roster were replaced by of their former selves for the last two knees might be the best option on an raw and likely a year or two away from younger players eager to earn a spot on campaigns. Even mediocre replace- infield of defensive butchers. maturing into a real threat. the team. Team President and General ments will offer manager Jim Leyland On the mound, the Tigers seem posi- That leaves the Tigers organization Manager Dave Dombrowski would increased flexibility. tioned for success. The rotation of Max with a unique window of opportunity. need only to tweak the roster to remain Around the diamond, Fielder will be Scherzer, Doug Fister, Rick Porcello While winning in the postseason is competitive in the American League the only new face with many familiar and Cy Young/AL MVP-winner Justin a matter of getting hot at the right Central Division. players taking on more prominent Verlander has as much potential as any time (see the 2006 and 2011 St. Louis Then a freak injury put designated roles. Catcher Alex Avila will return in the American League. Considering Cardinals), no team has ever won the hitter Victor Martinez on the shelf to his place behind the plate with spot how little the departed Penny brought World Series without making the play- for the year and suddenly the Tigers’ rests thanks to the return of former to the fifth spot in the rotation, it’s hard offs. Winning the division title is the impressive offense was missing a key Tiger Gerald Laird. Fielder will be a to believe a journeyman or minor league only way to guarantee a postseason component. fixture at first base, Jhonny Peralta replacement could do much worse. berth. With their four division rivals Before panic could set in, Tigers returns to short stop and Miguel While it’s unlikely the bullpen will each looking to find their own way, owner Mike Ilitch opened up his Cabrera makes the move across the be as dominant as last year – Jose Leyland’s team is in the best position checkbook and doled out a $216 diamond to third base. Second base Valverde’s perfect run of closing to win in the foreseeable future. For million contract to free agent first remains a question mark, Brandon Inge games will be nearly impossible to that reason, 2012 promises to be an baseman Prince Fielder. While base- attempts to hang on to a major league replicate – there were no significant exciting season for the Detroit Tigers ball experts are skeptical of the long- job as he battles Ryan Rayburn for personnel losses and bullpen arms are and their fans. Photo by Mandy Getschman Man the harpoons! Playoffs in Plymouth By Daniel Peake Sports Editor The time has come again, ladies and gents: playoff time in the Ontario Hockey League! The only thing better than OHL postseason play is seeing your home team duke it out for the Memorial cup. This year, once again, the Plymouth Whalers are in a hard-fought battle for a successful playoff run. During the regular season, the Whalers pulled off a great winning record, compiling a solid 47-18 record two games. This means they are only two points behind the number one ranked London Knights. Led by players like Stefan Noesen and Austin Levi, the Whalers proved them- selves once again to be a formidable oppo- nent in the Western conference. Last year, the Whalers ended their playoff run shy of an OHL championship. But this year things look much more positive for the red-hot Whalers. Starting off their 2012 playoff tenure, the Whalers are paired with the number 7 ranked Guelph Storm. This series is sure to be a down-to-the- wire match-up, but this writer predicts an earlier playoff victory for our Whalers. All in all, this year’s OHL playoff is bound to be one that keeps the audience on the edge of their seats. Stay tuned to see just how proud the Plymouth whalers makes us late Plymouth Whaler Tom Wilson smiles as he faces off against Guelph during game 1 of the playoffs. in this 2012 postseason.

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