The Bahn Stormer The Official Newsletter of the Rally Sport Region PCA
RALLY SPORT REGION OF THE PORSCHE CLUB OF AMERICA
PCA Member Goes Topless in Color Tour!
NOVEMBER 1997 Volume II, Issue No. 11
Photo: E. Garcia
There’s no mistaking Phil Kubik’s car. What’s really impressive is the planning it took to get this license plate. IN THIS ISSUE
From The Grill 3 Also Inside: The Left Lane 4 The Lighter Side 5 Tech Tonics 7 New Members 8 Fall Color Tour Food Drive 8 Net Escape 8 & Tour De Detroit 9 Board Meeting Minutes 12 A Parade of Upcoming Events 13 Der Marktplatz 14
Other Stuff The Bahn Stormer is the official publication of the Rally Sport Region of Porsche Club of America. The ideas, opinions and suggestions expressed are those of the author and not neces- sarily those of PCA or RSR. Permission to reprint any material is granted provided full credit is given to the Bahn Stormer and the author, and provided copyright is not involved. Yeah, that’s the ticket. RSR OFFICERS THE HOME PAGE President* Bob Sandau 29900 Greenland Contact: You can contact the Bahn Stormer through the (313) 525-0464 Livonia, MI 48154 following: Vice President* Phone: 248/253-2959 (day) Tom Green 13187 Macon Road 810/795-4468 (night) (313) 429-5958 Saline, MI 48176 Fax: 810/826-3441 Treasurer* E-mail: [email protected] Lisa Sandau 29900 Greenland 73470,115 (CompuServe) (313) 525-0464 Livonia, MI 48154 Also, look for us at: http://www.pca.org/rsp/ Secretary* / Advertising Chairperson Kyle Stevens 3051 Potomac Drive Articles: All articles and pictures should be submitted by the (313) 973-8209 Ann Arbor, MI 48108 20th of the month to the addresses above. Archivist/Historian Preferably, please use the e-mail address to minimize re- Joe Lile 22514 Alexandrine typing, or send a diskette. Accurate typing isn’t my forte. It’s (313) 274-3091 Dearborn, MI 48124 not even a fifte or sixte. The Bahn Stormer is created on a Charity Chairperson Macintosh using PageMaker 6.0. In theory, I should be able Sharon Winston 3640 E. Pineview to read almost any file format (Mac/PC) that you send. If you (313) 426-8091 Dexter, MI 48130 would like to include photographs, please send the photos and I’ll go ahead and scan them. I will (eventually) return all Goodie Store Chairperson materials back to you, so please include a return address. Dave Bates 1208 Pearl (313) 482-3213 Ypsilanti, MI 48197 Subscriptions: Subscription to the Bahn Stormer is free to Insurance Chairperson RSR members, and US$12.00 for non-members. Matt Huber 30083 Cobblestone Lane (810) 486-3984 New Hudson, MI 48165 Classifieds: Classifieds are free to RSR members, and $5.00 Membership Chairperson per issue for non-members. Those submitted by the 20th of the month will be in the next issue of the Bahn Stormer. Emmanuel Garcia 3064 Gloucester Drive (810) 795-4468 Sterling Heights, MI 48310 Classifieds will be printed for three issues. Safety Chairperson Advertising: The costs are $100/quarter for a full page ad, 1 John Melvin 1218 Snyder $50/quarter for a ⁄2 page ad, and (all together now) $25/ 1 (313) 665-8912 Ann Arbor, MI 48103 quarter for a ⁄4 page ad. Tech Chairperson Membership Information: Those interested in joining Ken Owings 459 Burr Oak Drive (313) 668-8252 Ann Arbor, MI 48103 Porsche Club of America (PCA) can fill out the application form located in this issue. Cost is US$36.00 per year. You will Track Chairperson receive a subscription to both Panorama, the official PCA Bob Sandau 29900 Greenland magazine, and a local region’s cool newsletter (if they have (313) 525-0464 Livonia, MI 48154 one). Send the application and a check (or Visa/MC), pay- Trophy / Door Prize Chairperson able to Porsche Club of America, to the membership chair- Brian Preblich 1060 Millbrook man to process it. (313) 981-6354 Canton, MI 48188 Board Member Address Changes: If you change your address, please Thwen Chaloemtiarana 100 N. Glendale forward your new address to Porsche Club of America’s (313) 668-1585 Ann Arbor, MI 48103 Executive Secretary, Ruth Harte at: Board Member P.O. Box 30100 Vigen Darian 1329 Glendaloch Cir Alexandria, VA 22310 (313) 747-9333 Ann Arbor, MI 48104 Board Member / Past President Please also forward your new address to the RSR Member- Matt Huber 30083 Cobblestone Lane ship Chairman (me) at any of the addresses given in this (810) 486-3984 New Hudson, MI 48165 newslettter. This will ensure the timely delivery of both the Board Member Panorama and the Bahn Stormer. Joe Lile 22514 Alexandrine Special Note: Rally Sport Region’s official acronym from (313) 274-3091 Dearborn, MI 48124 PCA national is RSP. RSR is actually the Rennsport Region in Board Member / Weather Chairperson Canada. While this may seem duplicitous, other regions also Glenn Trapp 1834 Woodcreek follow this convention. For example, Southeastern Michigan (810) 227-7854 Brighton, MI 48116 Region calls itself SMR, although PCA refers to them as SEM. Bahn Stormer Editor SMR is actually the Smoky Mountain Region. Please note this Emmanuel Garcia 3064 Gloucester Drive when dealing with PCA national. (810) 795-4468 Sterling Heights, MI 48310 Bahn Stormer Printer Errors, Mistakes, Gaffs and other Editorial Liberties: October was not a good month. I left out an article and National Print Service 16176 Middlebelt Road (313) 427-6111 Livonia, MI 48154 failed to mention some winners. I may have to re-take Editor’s School again. D’oh! *Denotes board member
2 Bahn Stormer • Nov 1997 FROM THE GRILL we do have volunteers who help when we get to the track. But let me tell you this: I would not be Bob Sandau able to race or put on as many schools as we do if What is that sound I hear? it were not for all of my wife’s (who doesn’t even Maybe it’s a ghost left over from drive at the track) patience and hard work. I Halloween? Or my wife remind- would like to thank her for all of her late nights ing me to write this article. No, after 1:00 AM at Kinkos before a track event; for I think it is scarier than that— printing student and instructor schedules because the sound of November winds. of last minute changes to add someone into a Which can only be a sign that school; for all the mornings she was up at 5:00 AM winter is near and our Porsches will need to be put arranging breakfast for all of us; and let us not to rest for the winter. No more racing or last forget, for calling the ambulance company to minute phone calls to see if there is still room left remind them where they should be. All of that.. in tomorrow’s driving school. and she lets me race!!! Which brings me to this phrase that you may I thank you Lisa for all of the help you have have seen on the back of some track junkies’ given me this season. And for your contributed shirts—I live with Fear everyday…and on Sun- time, patience and help that you gave to our days she lets me race!! members—THANK YOU FROM ME AND ALL OF Well, the fear part may not apply at our house, OUR MEMBERS !! but my wife does let me race and I know that she Last, but not least, I would like to welcome all has fears (of it). But she is a good sport about it. of our new members to our region. We don’t have As anyone who has called us during driving any driving events planned any more this year, season knows, Lisa usually fields the call and but we do have other events planned throughout answers your questions. If you were at any of our the winter months. So look at our calender and driver schools and were among the sixty to sev- come out and meet our fellow members. P.S. I am enty drivers who regularly attended, I am sure you a lucky man to have such a wife!! know what it must take to put on an event like that Until Next Month… once (and sometimes twice a month) and still work and go racing (some of us even fit in a (I would also like to thank Lisa for her tireless work wedding close to a race track on the east coast). I at our track events as well as for her work in other think you get the picture. club activities. That’s a lot of time and effort just I may be listed as the track chairperson, and for a social club.—ed.) ~ ATTENTION CLUB MEMBERS ~ Photo: E. Garcia RSR is assembling a phone list of our membership (again). The phone list will be available to members of our region. Please contact me (Emmanuel Garcia–Membership Chairman) if: • you transferred from another region • you recently changed area codes • you do not want to be included in this list • you just feel like it (or not sure if I have your number) I can be reached at any of the following: phone: (248) 253-2959 fax: (810) 826-3441 e-mail: [email protected]
(The phone list will be available for mailing sometime in December 1997)
Bahn Stormer • Nov 1997 3 THE LEFT LANE Web of Honor A member of region, Jerry Brady, has agreed E “Swords” Man to become Web-meister for us. The prototype he Mmm…I can smell the turkey showed us at the October meeting was, as the in the oven from here. The rela- British may put it, Absolutely Fabulous. tives are milling around the liv- The content will be similar to the newsletter, ing room, wonderful smells but the potential for this site is great. And unlike coming from the kitchen, the some written publications, this site is in color. Lions roasting on the tv (d’oh!). Our site, the Info-Bahn Stormer, can now be The air has that cool sharp sting seen at Browser near you! The address is: to it. It must be November. It also means winter is < http://www.pca.org/rsp/ > approaching. This winter, I want to catch up with my reading, curled up next to the fireplace with a Clear and Present Danger warm drink and a good thriller. Road Rage is still getting a lot of press. I even read an article in one magazine that talks about Patriot Games that classic Greek play about road rage, Oedipus. I want to thank Thwen Chaloemtiarana for It seems that Sophocles’s play has Oedipus, our bringing a Boxster to the October club meeting. “hero,” slaying a man (who turned out to be his Owning a Boxster is now one of my fantasies, just father) in a traffic argument. ahead of being assimilated by the She-Borg “Seven” I wouldn’t recommend, however, telling the on Star Trek: Voyager, and being adopted by Bill person who just cut you off that he has an Oedipus Gates. Those last two fantasies are eerily similar, complex. It may be more prudent to let him by. with their assimilation theme. Soon, we will all Just as I’ve always felt it’s prudent to let faster become the drones of Microsoft. With little to traffic pass. Say you’re in the left lane and a faster impede this giant’s steps, guerrilla hackers ‘round car approaches you. On the track, we would give the world will have to use the battle cry “Remem- this car the passing signal and let the car by. Why ber the Macintosh!” as they strive to free them- not do the same in street traffic? Let this person go selves of this Orwellian future. Think Different. by, and use him as an anti-traffic enforcement I’m sure the Thought Police will convince me survey vehicle. Let them identify the location of I’m wrong, but I can picture this scene in the not- the traffic enforcement officers ahead of you. so-distant future: you’re driving along and some- thing happens to your car—it just stops running. Without Remorse So you switch the ignition to “off,” get out of the The clock is ticking (not that it’s ever stopped). car, get back in and re-start it. Your car, the 95NT, In only 50,000 years, our solar system will hurtle will do this everytime you want to go somewhere, through space to a large dust cloud in our galaxy. and you will think it’s perfectly normal. We have less than 800 days left before we have to Or maybe that’s my imagination. Just like I stop partying like it’s 1999. And I have one or two imagined Forbes naming Bill Gates the richest more issues of the newsletter until I move to man in the world, surpassing the pre-eminent car- Germany. I will be moving there sometime in dude, the Sultan of Brunei. Resistance is futile. January 1998. Am I excited about this move? Does Anthony Hunt for Red Oktobers Hopkin’s and Alec Baldwin’s large, furry co-star in Diving deep into a pile of (guards) red and The Edge leave its waste in the woods (it was a orange leaves raked into a pile—there’s some- hairy bear / it was a scary bear / they beat a hasty thing about a Michigan fall that brings back fond retreat outta there)? I’m still working out the memories. Maybe it’s the crispness in the air that details for new Editorial-ship of this newsletter, brings the past into sharp focus. but I’m sure it’ll all work out in the end. A number of us decided to attend the RSR Fall What kind of qualifications should an editor Color tour last month. I’d like to extend special have? A pulse is a good start. Being a masochist thanks to Brett Noseworthy of Bloomfield Motor- who requires little sleep before a deadline is also ing Accessories (248/669-6666) for laying out a plus (so I hit two out of three—guess which one coffee, cider and donuts for our club. If you get a I missed). So if you have a drop or two of creative chance, check out his place in Walled Lake. It’s juice flowing, give me a call. Really soon. Mean- filled with exotic memoriabillia. while, watch out for the White Storm Rising.
4 Bahn Stormer • Nov 1997 THE LIGHTER SIDE Infiniti Q45 • I am a physician with 17 malpractice E “OB1KNOB” Man suits pending. Isuzu Impulse • I do not give a damn about J.D. oing through some back issues, I’ve de- Power or his reports. cided that I haven’t done a good enough Jaguar XJ6 • I am so rich I will pay $60K for a car G job offending people, so I’m going to try that is in the shop 280 days per year. and make up for all that in one large swoop. Kia Sephia • I learned nothing from the failure of Someone sent this to me from the Net. If I missed Daihatsu Corp. your car, don’t worry—I’ll get you later. Also, to Lamborghini Countach • I only have one testicle single women with a lifetime supply of hair spray— Lincoln Town Car • I live for bingo and covered I have a 944. So here, submitted for your rejection, dish suppers. is your “other” car: Mercury Grand Marquis • (See above.) Mercedes 500SL • I will beat you up if you ask me Acura Integra • I have always wanted to own the for an autograph. Buick of sports cars. Mercedes 560SEL • I have a daughter named Acura Legend • I’m too bland for German cars. Bitsy and a son named Cole. Acura NSX • I am impotent. Mazda Miata • I do not fear being decapitated by Audi 90 • I enjoy putting out engine fires. an eighteen-wheeler. Buick Park Avenue • I am older than 34 of the 50 MGB • I am dating a mechanic. states. Mitsubishi Diamante • I don’t know what it means Cadillac Eldorado • I am a very good Mary Kay either. salesman. Nissan 300ZX • I have yet to complete my divorce Cadillac Seville • I am a pimp. proceedings. Chevrolet Camaro • I enjoy beating the hell out Oldsmobile Cutlass • I just stole this car and I’m of people. going to make a fortune off the parts. Chevrolet Chevette • I like seeing people’s reac- Peugeot 505 Diesel • I am on the EPA’s Ten Most tions when I tell them I have a ’Vette. Wanted List. Chevrolet Corvette • I’m in a mid-life crisis. Plymouth Neon • I sincerely enjoy doing the Chevrolet El Camino • I am leading a militia to Macarena. overthrow the government. Pontiac Trans AM • I have a switchblade in my Chrysler Cordoba • I dig the rich Corinthian sock. leather. Porsche 911 Turbo • I have a three inch thingie. Datsun 280Z • I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel Porsche 944 • I am dating big-haired women that well. otherwise would be inaccessible to me. Dodge Dart • I teach third grade special educa- Rolls Royce Silver Shadow • I think Pat Buchanan tion and I voted for Eisenhower. is a tad bit too liberal. Dodge Daytona • I delivered pizza for four years Saturn SC2 • (See Honda Civic.) to get this car. Subaru Legacy • I have always wanted a Japa- Ferrari Testarossa • I am known to prematurely nese car even more inferior than Isuzu. ejaculate. Toyota Camry • I am still in the closet. Ford Fairmont • (See Dodge Dart.) Volkswagon Beetle • I still watch Partridge Fam- Ford Mustang • I slow down to 85 in school zones ily reruns. Ford Crown Victoria • I enjoy having people slow Volkswagon Cabriolet • I am out of the closet. to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up Volkswagen Jetta GLX • I am hung like a dead behind them. horse. Geo Storm • I will start the 11th grade in the fall. Volkswagon Microbus • I am tripping right now. Geo Tracker • I will start the 12th grade in the fall. Volvo 740 Wagon • I am frightened of my wife. Honda del Sol • I have always said, half a convert- ible better than no convertible at all. Honda Civic • I have just graduated and have no “Men show their character in nothing more clearly credit. than by what they think laughable.” Honda Accord • I lack any originality and am —Johann Wolfgang von Goethe basically a lemming.
Bahn Stormer • Nov 1997 5 Second Annual Rally Sport Region Holiday Party
Join your fellow RSR members at our gala second annual Holiday Party at Ernesto’s in Plymouth (see map on page 13). The date is set for January 10, 1998. Cocktails will begin at 6:30 PM (cash bar), dinner will begin at 7:30 PM. Following dinner and dessert will be special presentations and conversation.
Dinner will be served Italian Family Style. You will be treated to a variety of selections from five different courses. The cost will be $30 per person.
Your RSVP and payment (checks payable to RSR/PCA) must be received no later than January 5, 1998 (sorry, no phone reserva- tions). Refunds for cancellation will be given up to seven days prior to the event. Due to the constraints of Ernesto’s, there can be no
exceptions to the requirements above.
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I/we would like to RSVP for the RSR Holiday Party: Please list all who are attending (adults only please):
Name: ______
Name: ______
Phone Number: ______
Send to: Make checks payable to RSR/PCA Barbara Stevens 3051 Potomac Drive Total enclosed $______Ann Arbor, MI 48108 ($30 per person)
Questions? 313/973-8209
6 Bahn Stormer • Nov 1997 TECH TONICS • Engage a gear on cars with manual transmis- sion to move the shift rod all the way into the Bruce Anderson transmission to prevent shift rod corrosion. WINTER CAR STORAGE • Vehicles stored outdoors in direct sunlight: I am not really much of an expert on storing Precautions should be taken to prevent sun- cars because I live in California where we really light from entering the car’s interior. Cover don’t store cars. Because I continue to get ques- windshield, door, side and rear glass. tions about storage, I have gathered a bunch of • Putting vehicle in service: Remove intake duct information from various different sources. and tailpipe sealing. Check for nesting crea- Porsche recently put out a technical bulletin tures under the hood and evidence of fluid on storage of used Porsches. leaks under the car. • Install battery. Start engine. Technical Bulletin • Do not depress the accelerator pedal. Do not • If the vehicle remains in storage for more than run engine at high RPM during warm up. 3 months, remove spark plugs and discon- • Should the engine not start after two starting nect coil wire(s) from distributor cap(s). attempts, remove spark plugs and check for Ground the coil wire(s) using jumper cable(s). oil deposits. If necessary, clean or replace • Squirt 3-5 cm of engine oil into each combus- spark plugs. tion chamber. Caution: Do not crank engine with spark • Reinstall spark plugs and torque to 25-30 N·m plugs removed. (18-22 ft·lb). • Switch on A/C at idle RPM and check state of • Do not connect spark plug wires. Crank en- charge. Correct if necessary. gine for 5-8 seconds. Do not operate gas • Adjust tire pressure to specified pressure. pedal. Connect spark plug and coil wires. Caution: Brakes may not have the highest • Do not operate engine until vehicle is put possible braking efficiency after long storage. back in service. Apply brakes several times at low speed. • Seal the air intake ducts and the muffler tailpipe using towels or tape. (This was a partial re-print from the November • Windshield/Headlight Washer: Check and cor- 1996 Bahn Stormer. The information was origi- rect antifreeze/cleaning solution level as nec- nally pulled down from a CompuServe forum essary. from Bruce Anderson. Remember, use this infor- • Electric: The battery should be removed from mation at your own risk. If you want a re-print of the vehicle and stored in a cool and dry place, the entire article, please contact me.—ed) not on a cement floor. Recharge battery every 3 months. If the battery remains in the vehicle ❁ ❁ ❁ ❁ ❁ ❁ ❁ ❁ with cables connected, it is necessary to check, remove and recharge the battery every 2-3 “Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the weeks. human face.” • Do not fast charge batteries. Refer to Techni- —Victor Hugo cal Bulletin Group 2, Number 8801 for charg- ing information. Three things give us hardy strength: sleeping on • Vehicle Interior: The interior must be dry, hairy mattresses, breathing cold air, and eating especially in the area of the floor carpets. The dry food. use of drying agents (Silica-Gel) is recom- —Welsh Proverb mended in vehicles with leather interior and in areas with high humidity. The recom- “Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the mended amount is 3 fabric bags of 500 grams alternative.” each placed on the floor carpets. —Maurice Chevalier • Windows, doors, lids and top must be closed. • On cars with manual heating/ventilation sys- “A person’s age is not dependent upon the num- tems, air flaps should be open. ber of years that have passed over his head, but on • Brakes and shifting: Brake discs and brake the number of colds that have passed through it.” pads should be completely dry to prevent —Shirley W. Wynne corrosion. Do not apply hand brake.
Bahn Stormer • Nov 1997 7 NEW MEMBERS