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"Wol f ?" !,Tho 's been "crviny. ball teams, and the number of this total apathy. One, is that wolf? No one actually-but snectators that attend their tlle DniACC is only a stop for most someone should is the gen- pames. The newspaper and year- students between hiphschool and a era1 opinion. Or mavhe the book staffs have also had quite Universitv. Vost st ud~nesare real point is, does anvone out a time pet tin^ work done and dead - only going to be here a short there even care enou~hto crv lines met. time and they therefore don't join wol f? During the two davs of picture in the activities, and they don't The apathv, or lack of taking (January 30 and 31st) only attend the athletic events. Another school spirit and partkipat- 150 total people of the 590 en- reason could be that most students ion, in the D'FlArC colle~eis rolled were photographed. just simply attend classes and not a idea dreamed up by the There have also been complaints they don't interact with any of Sociology Department. It is about the school's puhlications. the other students. real and it exists here in The only problem is--those who this building. so readily complain are unwilling Continued on page 2 Speaking Out -2 In Defense Of Athletes/An Unfair Draft

By Rick Vogel

In Deffense of Athletes Iagree with Cindy that no- I an not totaly against the body should take a class lookinq draft. It is good to have a draft In the last issue of the "Bear for a free ride, especially an systen set up in case of a nation- Facts", Cindy Pio's letter that athlete. Athletes should not beg al emergency. was distributed to faculty members, for a hiqher grade so that they he" people who run this country was printed on the editorial page. may participate in there sport. fall irto the age set of 40 to 60 In this letter Cindy accused ath- I agree totaly with this. years. These men declare war and letes in her class of cheating. But, it isn't just the ath- say, "go get 'em boys." And young I quote from her 1etter, "a. lete that begs for a higher grade. men or boys they are. These 18 large percentage of those involved i4y main point is; Cindy Pio and 19 year 01 ds are put through in the cheating are athletes; the should have taken care of the he1 1 while the cause of the war rest are non-athletes. I also cheating problem in her own class, stays home and sits behind a quote, "Ihave not caught them -if there is one. It isn't right solid oak desk smoking a .ciqar. ar tua?1y cheating." to say- hey everybody, the jocks Then these men have the gaul Because of Cindy's letter it are chaating, watch them. Even to say, "those poor kids should has coine to my attention that some -ifan athlete --would have been be home where they belong." athletes fill that they are bcinq caught cheating, it doesn't mean Why not chang the age of the watched much more in class by in- the rest of then1 or most--- of thern draft to 30 to 35? Better yet: structcrs than the non-athletes. are. everyone should be required to Athl etes are a1ways stereotyped register. as being unintel legent and be1 ieve The Draft: Is Unfair Look at it like this. If the I:le, Cindy's letter didn't help young are systernatically kdl led matters any. If a person is under Soon every rnal e between the off, what is in store in the a microscope during class that ages of 18 to 26 will be required future for.:&he United States. person is under a great amount to register for the military draft Doesn't look to bright does it. of pressure. One move that even Ifa war does break out, men be- bfar is a funny thing. The looks suspicious and it is all tween the ages of IU to 20 will young die. The young come home and over. In the class room, one is be the first to be drafted and can't find work. The young become guilty until proven innocent. the first to die. Why must the poor. The young suffer. The U.S. That is the del ima ,student ath- young suffer? Why should teenagers may win the war but the young letes are faced with now. die in a war before they even have 1ose. a chance to live- Who benifits from war? Plot us. The bi? cor.porations do. They make billions of dollars an3 fill their pockets with money, while I Bear Staff I the young pay for it with their Apathy- Killing Iives. When war does break OU~. which it most likely will, the rich will become richer, the Off The College politicianswi~lbecomericher, all while the poor become poorer. (Cont~nuedfroni page one) The only winners that come out of the war will be the ones that The Bear Facts is the student send us there, newspaper of the Des Moines Area zommuni ty col 1ege , Boone Campus, The effect of such a~athyis 1125 Hancock Drive, Boone Iowa a verv stiff, formal learnin? 50036, (515)-432-7203. The Bear atmosphere where no one cares Facts is a tri-auarterly news- ahout the others around them. Judv .Tones thoupht this paper and is published 9 times such clubs as the recreation kind of apathv was present during the school year. The club deserve credlt in their evervwhere, not iust at this Bear Facts is distributed free attempts to liven up the col- college. There alwavs seems to its readers. It is financed legc and get nen~letogether to be those who always ~ar- by advertising and by a portion with their ~iethrowninp, escaP- ticipate and those who never of the student activity fund. It adcs. do. She said it stemmed hack is publ ished by students enrol 1ed Intram~lrnlsare also an att- to the"Plel' generation nresent in DMACC journalism courses and empt to get people introduced since the Vietnam \lar era. opinions expressed are those of to one another; but this school "Fvervone cares just for the individual writers, not neces- still needs more support and themselves; it mav he chanp- sarily those of the administration, cooperation from all its stu- in^ hut it's very slow." faculty or majority of DMACC stu- dents. . and faculty members. The majority of students carrying a full load of twel- dents. George Silherhorn feels, ve credit hours or more can't Any letters voiceinq your I IFacu1.t~must teach hy exam- seem to find time for outside ple, it (caring) must bepin opinions of the paper, colleqe, projects. This lack of time with the faculty and then or world events are welcomed. comes as no surprise. Most A1 so any stories, photographs flow sown to the students." students did little or no or art work submitted will be In other words, whv should studying in high school and considered for publ ication. the students care when some it's here at college where Submit your works to either facultv members son't even they are learning to sched- the Editors or the Advisor, care? ule their time Bob Person. Judy Jones and Chris Carn- . ey, in the business office, Manv students are here Editor...... Bruce Waterbury just for a short period of Reporter ...... ,Rick Vonel feel. that there is quite a number of married students time, ither to get their Advertising Mgr.. . . .Bruce Waterbury credits and transfer toa Sports Editor...... -Steve Kramer attending this college. This means that thev have other university, or just as part- Photographer...... Majid Hoghaddam time students. Reporter...... Linda Tabor responsibilities such as kids, jobs, and hushands/wives. As Whatever the reason, it it Adviser ...... Bob Person apnarent that this colle~ehas Chris Carnev put it,"~hev're

here jtist ' for liusiness." a serious apathy problem. aking Ou -money for my extra work. 'l'he J Student Senate has decided how- BUT Seriously ver.- - not to pay the 'editors ( from'now on, -~lheStudent Sen- ate has a job to do and it is Folks... to spend the student's money wisely. However, 1 feel that . .* they have misplaced their pri-. There is a drastic problem ' orities. What better represents concerning the Publication Pro- By Bradford Bond duc tion class. Where bhe bl-cime the college than the college lies, it is hard to tell. It newspaper? Thanks for not reading my could be as a result of unre- Whatever the case may be, liable, apathic students, a I am stuck with the job- for lastcolumn.Thecatwas I the rest of the year. I plan uninformed Student Senate or delicious! a uncaring administration. I on not writing about this prob- believe that it is a mixture lem any more. Hopefully, I of all of the above. The have brought this issue out in I have read recently that 80% of all Americans college paper represents the the open and now it is up to college. the students, Student Senate have committed a crime that But how can it when would be considered a fel- only 3-4 people contribute to and administration to resolve it regularJ-y? Is that the this problem. ony if they were caught. students ,fault or is it be- Now what I would like cause the Student Senate does to see, keeping in mind not give the studrnts any n Defense of the recent violence in incentives to work for the 1 the New Nexico State Pen, I is that all the criminals paper. Maybe it is because I the class only offers one By Bruce Waterbury be released from prison credit and put into society. . The reactions of many ath- At a first glance this The Student Senate and letes and faculty members in administration should put their may seem stupid but if you response to Cindy Pio's let- really think about it, it heads together to make the ter concerning cheating is paper and yearbook - more 1 makes a lot of sense. You incredibly naive and invective. I could then put all the hon- worthwile to work for. If her letter is read with- That can be done by either I est people in prison. That out bias and carefully, a in- I is those who haven't com- paying the top workers a reason- telligent person can plainly able salary(as other schools mitted a felony. This see that she is not trying to would do nothing to change do) or give them more than one discredit the atheletes. She ' credit. Someone must have a our political way of life. is only trying to warn those Government positions would screw loose to give students involved. only one credit for class in remain the same. So w~uld Other students in her class society. It would, however which the Editor puts in more were the ones who brought about than 25 hours a week on it. make the prisons much saf- the al1,egations that people err As time went on there personally I have no ill are cheating. I be fewer---A fi feelings toward any Student Some people now say that people in prisons. Soon Senate members or anyone in they are watched more care- the idea of prisons would the administration. 1 feel fully and have extra press- be abandoned. And to that they are misinformed or me exerted on them during think that I am just a do not realize the importance ?he time of a test because 1 writer and not a polit- of the newspaper or yearbook. of Cindy's letter. These ican. They also don't realize the people either have been work put into it. cheating or have a paranoia Iowa is a very cold 1 joined the publication complex. place to live, especially class to become advertising Cindy at first meant for if you are from Japan. hy manager. After one editor her letter to be read by roommate, Hideki Ohgo is mysteriously disappeared and just four faculty members, from Japan and has decided the other went into simi-retire- probably coaches, in the to leave beautiful exciting ment, I was next in line for hope that they could con- Iowa and move to drab Cal-- the editor" job. Not wanting vince- .any athletes to ifornia. Ohgo has enrich- to put out a inferior paper, I stop cheating. The letter ed my knowledge about the have been working long hours. was then copied off by someone Japanese people and their The work is not backbreaking, who thought that every faculty customs. He has also made but the time I must put in is member should read it. The 1 my stomach turn with such too much. My grades and. social decision to print the letxsr I Japanese delicacies as seaweed, squid and raw life have taken a deep plunge was made bv Rick Vo~eland I -- downward, myselfMiss Pio. with permission from 1 fish. il Personally I would much rat- her have more credit hours-. than I 1 Hey, is this the o:~~or?\I The place where they

I One thing that Ohgo I - thought wa:- that all Amer ican women are beautiful. In which he replies, "I think they are kinda fat." With that last parting shot, I must say one last thing to my good buddy Ohgo, "Rots of Ruck.". : , . . , C 4 Campus News Scholarship Applications Graduation For 1980-81 Are Applications Now Available Due

By Jeff Adorns Students planning to graduate Richard Finnestead, Spring ~uarter'1980 aid ~ukrQuar- How many students would director of student ser- ter 1980 should now make applica- like to have all or part of vices, states,I'Many students tion for graduation in the Student thkir college tuition paid fail to apply for these Servi ces Office. for? ;;uch money is avail- scholarships because they Each student in a Career Edu- able through a variety of think their grades are not cation or Arts and Sciences curri- schol~r~shipshere at the good enough,I1 IIe clearly culum who plans to earn an Associate rjoonc Campus and all DMACC ruled this a total- rniscon- Degree or Diploma must file a "Gradu- students have an equal chance ception, because a student ation Application" with the Office or obtaining these funds. does not need a 1;.00 grade of the Registrar by mid-term of the Any ~tudcntsinterested in average to ap:)ly for these quarter preceding the quarter in appl jrj-n:; for I ocal scholar- scholarships. "All npv- which the student expects to com- :-hips, as well as found- lications will be cons: d- plete graduation requirements. A ation scholarchf~psand grants, ered on an equal he student will be considered a candi- :Jhoulc! now make application continued. r4r. Vinnestead date for graduation only with pro- for th? new school year (Sep- a1 so feels that there has per completion and filing of the t embcr 1980). becn a steady growth in the "Graduation Application" form. :;evcral civic organ- number of scholarship:; avail- In addition to making the i-zati ons anti individuals, able every year, thus, stu- application, the student will need in addition to the Roone Cam- rlcnts shogld have inore in- to pay the $15 application fee. This pus t.'oundatj.on, are making centive to aptly. fee is necessary whether you parti- scholarships available to Students 1rerently cipate in the Graduation Exercise shadcnts attending the Roone receiving schol-arships for or not. In addition to the appli- Campus 01 De:; Moines Area the 1979-50 school Year need cation, prospective students should Community College. There are to renew or urdste their be measured for cap and gown. as many( as 50 different scholar- ayplication to be consid- Commencement Exercises wi11 ships available, ranging from ered for zcholarships for be held Friday morning, May 23 for 50.00 to ,, 500.03, depending the 1330-51 school year. graduates from Fall Quarter 1979, on the ~articuliarscholar- the recommendation forms and Winter Quarter 1979, Spring Quarter shiy. P,?:?lications are now a studpntgs summary of educa- 1980 and Sumner Quarter 1980. While available in the ofrice ant1 tional objectives, In add- a student may complete requi rements shoula bc made at the earl-icst ition the ctudcnt may also for graduation during any quarter, possible date, because the cubmi t a Family h'inancinl Commencement Exercises will be held school ir; starting preyar- Statement to determine the stu- only at the end of Spring Quarter. ct-ion toi!~artls SP! ec ting the clpnts need. These forrrSs are used Students wishing a graduation rceii icwt., of th~?s:. scholar- for students qualifying for other credit evaluation may request one shi: s Tor the fzll of l')i:O, through the Student Service Office- ?hest ny:'licztionr inclLude aids such as orants, loans and work study program. We know of only one guy who doesn't plan on buying the Understanding Science Cub Yearbook By TOYOAwopeju Science is knowledge and it is part of our day to day life. The two main sciences are Biological scien- ces and Physical science (Physics, Chemistry and Bio- logy * To know more about this, then we should read about what some of the scientists have said. Going to the Physical science in the area of Physics, Dr. Robert F. Girvan defines science as a description of the reg- ularities in the universe. "Physics, he says, is the science of translating natural law into mathematical form. Futhermore physics research of ten years ago is today's technology." For instance, Micheal Faraday discovered long ago that if you move a magnet near a complete circuit a

' current would flow in the circuit. That discovery is the basis of our electrical power industry. Physics has many branches such as High Energy Physics, Solid State Physics, and Low Temperture Physics. There are several reasons to study physics. For instance, in a technological society there must be peo- Of course, he was also the guy who ple who understand the principles according to which ' that the devices of technology work, but they can't under- thought the moon was actually a large stand it unless they understand the principles of phy- coconut drifling in outer space., sics. Physics is a experimental science. We use the principle-that a theory is discarded when it does not Cub Yearbook on sale at agree with the experiment. This is a principle that might have application to the society at large. office for $5.00. From Dr. Girvan's point of view, physics should be studied by more people. Presumably, physics research that is going on wou.ld lead to a better universe and technology; likewise. it would improve the welfare of the people.. Campus News -- -- C -J- H. Johnson Librarian Still Inducted Into Wanted Pep Hall of Fame By Jeff Adams Rallv Is the Boone Junior College I ~oingto have another librarian to replace Chuck-Lakin? According to 1,or:ise Payton,.. . Librarv Clerk Bombs 111, they intend tb, as soon as thev receive an appiicant who By John Humeston is qualified. Althouqh the college recently had three The auditorium was the scene applicants to consider, it was for a llomecoming pep rallv on the consensus of the Faculty Monday, Februarv 11. Fifty- Screening Committee and the seventv-five students were present administration that none of for the ceremonv and that num- these applicants were qualified. ber included both men's and worn- on's basketbal.1 teams and the LIIIJISE TENDING RITSTYESS King and Oueen candidates. Louise, who has worked here Coach Larry Hughes, men's at the Roone Campus Library for basketball coach, snoke to the The University of South Dah over five years, stated that crowd first and dared them to ota, Vermillion, has honored Chuck Lakin's decision to rcsipn become the best home crowd and Harold L. Johnson and his fel- came as a complete surprise to thus make visiting teams hate to low teammates (all members of her. She has not heen asked to fill have to playat Boone Jc. ~f tllc the 1957-58 national champ- in his vacated position, hut home crowd shows the same amount ionship Coyote Basketball said she wou%d,like to have the of enthusiasm as they did at the team) and their coaches by ind- job. As of now, she commented, pep rallv then visiting teams ucting them on January 18 and "I'm just tendinp: business until will look forward to nlnvin~Boonc 19 into the Coyote Hall of Fame a librarian is hired." Even Camnus at Roone. Janet Reis~r, during the Dakota Dome dedic- though she doesn't have a masters introduced the women's baskethall ation activities. degree in Library Science, she team and the Professor Clutz (played Each team member and coach- has a lot of job experience. "I by Mike Hope) entertained the es were presented tribute pla- enjoy wor1:ing with the students crowd by discussing evcrvthin~ ques and then the team was pre- and faculty here in the library from books to balloons. sented during the halftime of very much," she remarked. The homeconiinp. candidates were the USD-UNO basketball game at LIBRARY NOT DISORCAMIZED then introduced and finally the the new Dakota Dome. cheerleaders closed the pep The 1957-58 Coyote team W&th the assistance of Jane71e meeting "ith a f inn1 c%bW."" -- defeated St. Nichaels of New Runstead, Jody Schuett, Sholeen One reason that there was a lack York to capture the NCAA Nat- Duebin, Rena Rov and Dona Ryan, of excitement was probably because ional Basketball Championship- the library has continued to it is hard to ener~izea crowd ship at Evansville, Illinois operate smoothly, despite chuck's at 10 o'clock in the morn in^. on 'March 15, 1958. absence. Louise savs she really Also, many students may have decided Harold Johnson teaches hasn't had any extra work, since to go to class instead of attend- biological science and is the ~irlsare most efficient in ing the rally. Whatever the reason, currently serving as the helping to serve students and the gathering of students on athletic director here at faculty. She continued,"So far February 11 could hardlv be the Boone Campus. there have been no problems." called a pep rally. Baseball Puzzle Imagine This Scene. By Rick Vogel You're out of cash and you AKPOA need some money fast. ,4C.1EFFSHUTTQKKIOIAYSTY' snAANDYBOKll~"lABS'JnARYT,A It's lute ut night and you ATE~RASEEAI,I,MN:Jtr I.IA?JSO:~T YHECOACIITONSIKEI?RSJ9CR drive to the store. You COSVSERAQIIBRSYRINOEOIIih RHMSETOROYOIJARTEPFNRT OTORRKFJSRRCT,DOTIAAFI,II hand the cashier your out UI,RRCLEUTlIY';:i",IRELRAASM SMRISMNLCVZCGC~fR.NIGIKA of town check. When the ESINOPQRl,WAJ)OOCPEARSO?J FC SCURVEUERFVRNOI~SATZD cashier stops laughing, USSSLIDERXRGDQRSSTD'KIE he tells you that We don't KQYRICKFEENFAK\.!YYRSIKS STEVERRANRRUMAUYZITKIO torm RILLll'ADAWAYYCRCRDJEI.n?! cash out of checks. TODAYS!JOTESSIEFGTEAOOS COOLKELLYZERKHI JKFLVYI Sound familiar?

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C. Smith sl-ider Daryl IIanson Richard vow1 and open up an account at baseball EM Steve Keller Kellv Zerr homerun series Terry Kurash Sam Crouse coach Tim Anderson James Moorissey Kurt Fa1.k steal Andy Boehm Darnel I Nelson Charles Fish I Boone State Bonk error Mike Fenney Doug Pearson Jeff Grady hitter Rill Iladawa~ John Robinson Craig Howard curve and Trust Steve Kramer Jeff Schutt Chris Koxiski

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She (it's usually a she) gives you the girl's number and you call her up. Wow, she sounds like a real sexy doll. Your hopes and expections soar above the clouds. Dear Gabby, After spending three hours making sure everything is perfect you drive to her home and knock on ,the door, I'm a young attractive young The plans of the evening dance through your mind. First man. My friends say I can't you will take her to a classy restaurant, have some cav- pick up women or get any to date ier and wine . Then both of you will take in a romantic me. Well they are right. I do movie and to finish off the night, you wisk her off to have problems in that area. So I the disco. After that who knows? took Bruce Waterbury's advice and She opens the door and you hope that this thing is used the jerk method of picking either her ulgy sister or the house mutt. It's neither, up women. It didn't' work. A it or she is your date. matter of fact I lost 3 teeth and, She looks like a girl who was smacked in the face spent the weekend in the hospital. with a Atom bomb and to conceal her ulginess she ate Help me. and ate until she was fatter than the Goodyear blimp. John Rev01 ta There is a gap between her teeth that a truck could drive through. I bet many have,looking at her face. dear John Revolta, "Tonight is the night handsome, she coos, where are we going?" You jerk. Didn't you know the "To McDonalds and then to a very dark show theat- article by Bruce was just a bunch re. " of hot air. You must be a real Nothing is more embarassing than to be seen on a creep to even try a stunt 1i ke date with a girl who could pass as a sumo wrestler and that! Your only hope is to find chews tobacco. Everybody who sees you with her says to a women who is as weird as you! themselves,"I bet I know why that guy is dating that girl. What other reason could there be?" Dear Gdbby, Your date sets a new world's record by ordering 27.50 worth of food at McDonalds. The people from the I'm a baseball player with a Guniess Book of World Records are called in and take 1ifetime batting averaqe of 0.031. your picture. Since there is a big crowd gathering I want to become a famous player, around you and Godzilla, you leave with her and go to so can you help me with my hit- the show theatre. You don't sit in the balcony fearing ting? that her weight will cause it to collapse. The next Babe Uth alternitive is to find a seat way in the back. You leave four seats between you and the blob but she is so Dear Babe, obese that it still looks like you and her are sitting side by side. Just then your old girlfriend walks in Have you ever tried pitching? with this incredibly handsome looking guy. Naturally If your earn run average is as she sits in front of you. low as your batting averaqe you "Who is your date?" she quizzes with a smirk. will be playing pro ball in no "Date?" I whisper in her ear. She is my crazy time at all. cousin from Cabin creek Tennessee. I thought I would be nice and take her to this movie. She doesn't get out much. " Just then the Blob speaks,"George darling, our re- lationship could turn into a marvolous experience. Just think, one minute I don't even know you existed and the next thing I know you call, ask me out for a date and you sweep me off my feet." Sweep her off her feet Ha! A tank couldn't even budge her. So there you are stuck with the Blob while your old girlfriend and Robert Redford cudidle up close togat- er in front of you, When the movie ends you rush out of the theatre, hop in the car and speed away~ While you are driving, she is giving subtle hints such as "I want to have a big family," (I don't know if she means many kids or just big fat kids) ''A lot of guys take me out for my body" (Sadists) When you arrive at lier home she says, "Gosh nobody is home, why don't you stop in for awhile, sugar?" Luckily, you already have a great excuse thought up, "I gotta get home and fix the toilet, It's some- Wti2g I have wanted to do for a long time, " Peeling out, you swear that never again will you go on a blind date. The next weekend, however, your best friend lines you up with a supposedly fantastic looking chick. You knock on her door and the rein- carnation of Blob 1 appears at the door but you are ready. "Hello Miss, I represent Willie's Encyclopedia Company and I was wondering if you are interested in buying this 50 volume encyclopedia set for only $5.95 1when you want lo remenlber that special event monthly for the next 25 years," She slams the door in your face. Smiling you 1in -you;- life let Person 'S Photography jump in the car and speed away to the nearest bar to handle i~ for you. celebrate, After awhile a person learns how to handle 1 ? ind daLesE %?&!mw The Resurrection BY of Anybody's Grandpa Guess Grandpa died one cold December day. During his @8jG.0mce. .. so7hery! funeral he resurrected. But no one called him the Son of God; they just said, "Hey, that's Gramps." Grandpa had willed all of his money and possession Uear Bruce, away. Nobody would give anything back. Gramps died I have been wondering one week later of starvation. One of the family mem- what you look like. Could bers was heard to say, "I hope Gramps doesn't come back you please print a picture again, I'm getting tired of all these funerals." of yourself? But at the funeral Old Gramps suddenly bolted up- Jackie right and without opening his eyes, he began to utter this story: Sure Jackie, In 1892, Black Bart rode into Devil's Pass. Devil's Pass was a mean, rough and dirty cowboy town. Black Bart walked into the local bar and ordered a whiskey. While he was downing his bottle of whiskey, a sweet, innocent six year old blind girl accidently bumped into him causing him to spill some of his whisk- ey. Black Bart then shot her in the foot and said, "Where did you leave your manners kid, at home?" Gramps then laid back down in his casket. "Well, said the mortician,there goes the old saying, '~eadmen tell no tales' l " g Match Wits with' Dear Bruce, I am a fat obsese blimp. When I walk outside, I cause a totel eclipse. When I go to the beach, Detective Gran people start throwing harpoons at me. Xhat can By Bruce Waterbury I do about my problem? Detective Grant was minding his own business, wat- THE BLOB ching his neighbors wife take a shower when suddenly Roger Douglas rushed into his home. Dear Blob, "Detective Grant, he shouted, someone has kidnap- Why don't you try my ed my dad and wants $75.000 for his return or else!" special diet plan? "Tell me more, "said the great detective while 1st month--One raisin putting away his binoculars. 2nd month--An ashtray "It was late at night when I received the phone 3rd month--One live call. They said if I want my dad back, to take the chicken money to the bridge on Adams Street. If there isn't a bridge,- build one. I need the money fast. Can you help me please? Brain Waves Nlr. Douglas, you'll have to tell me a better story than that if-you want me to give you any money. By Donna Bappe Why does Detective Grant think that Douglas's When DMACC students and staff story is a con job? members were confronted with the question; what do you think about? Douglas's dad was the town drunk and had no fri- The resul ts were as fol 1ows. ends. Anyway he died of old age 25 years ago. ~ctual kidnapers would never abduct a nobody, especially a Jani Ansari: "Grape fruit and dead nobody as it makes no sense. garbage cans. " Undercover Work The year was 1948. Detective Grant was working Mr. Si1verhorn:"I think our base- undercover in Toyko. After he crawled out from under ball team will be reqional cham~s the covers he went to the bar. Suddenly 5 Japanes and will go to &and- unction, ' policemen grabbed him and wrestled him to the ground. Colorado for the NJCAA World Series." "You don't rook Japanese to me," growled one offic- er. Show me your papers. Rich Finnested: "Ithink that Clair Detective Grant showed him his papers and two of Abbot the flower of the social his home movie8 that he always carried with him. sciences world will become a "Your papers say that your name is Chow JYlein and presidential canidate in 19d4, that you are a Kamikaze flier. You can't fool me Chow baring any adverse pub1 icity Nein. If you were a Kamikaze flier you wouldn't be such as cappaquitics or Iranian here right now. That was a suicide squad. Tell us insidences. " the truth or we'll rock you up." Bill Alley; "Ithink we ought to How did Detective Grant get out of this predica- have a longer brake between quart- ment? ers and Rich Finnested should buy a toopey." Detective Grant just grinned and said, "Ch me Chicken Chow Nein. " After that he went back to his Mike Hope:"What I am going to do hotel and got undercover with another lady opps, I mean with the rest of my life." case, -8 HOM CO.MING Homecoming Pep Rally Activities Crowd... By Donna Bappe The winter spl rit of Homecoming swept Hardly A through DMACC Feb. 4th - 12th, as the 1980 King and Queen were chosen. Crowd At Festivities Schedule

Monday morning at 10:OO a.m. the activities were underway with a pep assembly. Boone appeared to be at a rather low level of spirit by the small Where Was crowd that showed up. It turned out that they were just saving it up for the next night at the game. Everyone? Feb. 12th. Homecoming night , started out with a beef burger and pie supper at 5:00 p.m. The girls at 5:30 played Council Bluffs which led to a overtime and a victory to start the night off right. At 7:30 p.m. the boys breezed in-a one point win over the Council Bluffs boys. But that's not all......

--BQgest --.-. Crowd All Year More fans gathered to eat, support and give cheer to our Bears than any other game this year. During half tine two awards were given out. Warold Johnson received an appreciation award and Lloyd Courter presented the trophy case to DMACC from the Foundation.

Happy Feet

After the game, at the Yoose Lodge was the dance. It was a great success with approximately 300 people showing up. The group, Benson, played from 9:45 p.m. - 12:45 a.m. A lot of people danced the night away, others made Valentine ties out of the paper streamers not to mention the merry 50's mob that showed up in tennies and black skinny ties.

Marilyn and John The King and Queen were announced at Homecoming Supper starts the night out right. 10:30 p.m. from the 10 semi-finalists which included: Joni Adkins, Mary Eich, Mari 1vn McGi ntv, Jol ene 01 son, and Fel icia ~rites- for the girls. The guys included Todd Buck, John Hays, Daryl Hansen, Jeff Schutt, and Kelly Zerr. Marilyn McGinty was chosen Queen and John Hays for King. Yaril yn is 20 years old, blond and single! Her hobbies are swimming, scuba diving in 12 ft. of water and traveling with the Rec. Club. "You never know whatt s going to happen", Mari lyn commented. Marilyn's ideal mate is tall, hand- some, well -mannered and lots of sex appeal. Good Luck! She plans on attending Mankato State and get a Masters Degree. She said, "In other words a professional student". John Hays is a Liberal Arts major. He is on Student Senate and Auxiliary Finance Comnii ttee. John plans to transfer to University of Iowa next year. Good Luck!

Voting Turn Out

For the semi finalists, 170 votes were cast and for the King and Queen 110 votes were counted. People were .*:. P . dhle to vote in the front office. - The professor strutting his stuff. TIVITI

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Expert karate team puts on doneling exhibition at pep rally.

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Patty Morris at the ballet. Yahoo - That good old country music Cam News 11- Everything You Wanted To IIMG I n F Know-- Ibut Religion But L V I U F Were Afraid To Ask... Interested in knowing more M R E about the major religions of the -a N S R world? Spring Quarter Comparitive Religions Class will be offered A E E at the Boone Campus, ir he eve- s D ning. The first class begins 11qple Monday, March 3. Class time is T from 7:00 to 10:OO p.m. It is I an introduction to the major by John Humeston religions of the worl+. It inc- C ludes a study of the ori~insof On April 24, the Boone Campus s religions, basic reli~ioustenets, choir will take what has become institutional forms, and compar- known as an "annual pilgrimage" ison of commonalities and contrasts. to New York City. The choir mem- Lining religions such as Hinduism, Buddhism, Taoism, Muslim, Judaism, bers and chaperones will leave A new course will be offered and Christianity will be examined. the Des Moines airport at 8:00 at the Boone Campus, DMACC, a.m. and arrive in New York for Three quarter hours of credit spring Quarter lunch on the streets of Manhattan lgRO S1imnast ice may be earned. Registrat ion is a course designed to improve for Comparitive Religions class The purpose of the trip will or maintain total ~hysical be to observe several Broadway may he completed at the noone fitness and wirght control Campus , DMACC . productions from the standpoint according to each individual of a musical learning experience. A Chorus Line and The Fantasticks needs. The majority of the class time Summer Employment are two required Broadway shows will be devoted to exercise and which the choir will attend. Ac- Opportunities cording to choir director, Jan physical activities to help each Betten, these are two of Broad- person reach his or her own Here is a list of summer way's finest shows. Besides the fitness goal. emploiment opportunities for Nutrition information for two required shows, each choir students, Administrative per- weight control will also be Pre- sonnel, business management, member will be allowed to choose sented during the class session, another Broadway musical to at- camp counselors, food services, tend. and students will he encouraged to nurses, and waterfront staff a The qroup will also tour Rocke- do some Self-evaluation of their are needed to staff two res- own dietary intake. feller Center, Radio City Music idential camps for girls. Hall and The Lincoln Center. limna as tics class will he Program is varied and chal- Other activities will include din- offered on Monday and Wednesday lenging. Benefits include ner at the famous Rainbow Room, from 4:30 to;I):20 p.m. in room, board, insurance, and Gymnasium. Joyce Peterson fs a salary competitive with local for those choir members who enjoy the instructorof this course. the finer things in life, and a camps. Co-operation for stu- visit to Michael's Pub, where Class registration is now in dent interships can be arran- comedian Woody Allen and his progress throughout the month of ged. For more information and clarinet will be appearing with February. The first class session application contact : Jo Hecht , a local dixieland band. be March 3. Interested Camping Services Director, The persons should contact the Student Moingona Girl Scout Counc ill be returning from service office for resistration the "Big Apple" on April 29 after 10715 Hickman Road, Des P~oines, six busy days of travel and sight- for this twelveweek course, ,- Iowa 50322 or call 515-278- can inn worth one quarter hour of credit 2881. I Our Recruitina Men Are

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But we stfi need more people to I Now is the time to seriously m work for the newspaper. Sign up -m for publication production. - ctnrt lookina at dveor colleges. WPnppd = - 'ypists = m I I m Reporters II Bueno Vista u Editors and Artists' = Come up and visitI 3UIrnmn+:mn I ICI I1 I IC. 13II I I 12 Cornpus News Meanwhile Free Ski Back On Lessons By Bruce Waterbury The C~uchmmm Free cross country skiing lessons are being offered by By Bruce Waterbury DMACC student, Bill Sullivan. "Just stop me in the halls A play that weaves comedy Rehearsals start March 17 anytime and I'll arrange the and romance through a psychia- and the performance is sched- tirne," remarks Sullivan. trist office has been selected uled l8#at becomingCross Countrya popular skiingwinter is fast to be performed by the DMACC 7t30 in the Boone J.C. audit- Drama Department. It is,"Mean- orium. sport. Interest in this sport while, Back on the Couch," a is starting to catch on in zany, fast-paced comedy writ- ten by the renowned playwright, Photography Iowa."It is a lot more fun if Jack Sharkey . someone is with me when I go REASONS skiing," Sullivan adds. Class Offered A person can rent skis here There are many reasons why Included in the evening col- in Boone for only three dollars the play director, Mr. Charles lege Spring Scedule at the for one day, during the week. Schaeffer, chose this partic- Boone Campus, Oes Moines Area The cost of renting skis during ular play. Community College, is Photograph- the weekend might be higher. "It is a play that is in ic Techniques course which will Sullivan is a easy person our capability of doing. It meet on Tuesday and Thursday to find as you can usually find needs no special staging. The evenings from 7:00 to 9:00 p.m. him the campus lounge. characters are interesting and Photographic Techniques course they can be developed. It is will begin on Tuesday, March a fun play and should be very 4, 5980. enjoyable to watch," explains This course is desiqned for Classified Ads Mr. Schaeffer. students who have mastered the TO scott Hamilton: THE PLOT basic photographic principles What did you say to that guy? The play centers around a and processes. Topics will in- You know, the guy who ran over psychiatrist office. Victor clude photographic 1ightinq and your face with a truck. Karleen, a psychiatrist, is filtration; photoqraphic approach- signed :P. Biggs, J. McNeil, Tip having a great deal of trouble es; advanced darkroom techniques; _L______------trying to get his book publish- and print finishing and display. 1WKE MONEY FAST ed. His receptionist, Charlot- Photographic techniques pre- Play Doug Biggs One on One te Hennebon, accidently types requisite is Principles of for $20.00. Larry H. up a patients love fantasy Photoyrapl~yor permission of ...... story that he dreams up one the instructor. WANTED:Someone to tatoo my chapter per night. Miss whole body with tatoos of Hennebon puts the manuscript Mouse John Hays into the hands of the publish- Student er, Parker Donnelly, both be- ...... lieving it to be an original Senate FOR SALE:Dean Hamilton's car. ContactKellyZerr book by Victor. Victor's By Becky Barstad NOf6 fiancee Gabrielle Wingate, sees the manuscript and believes Student Senate met Wednesday that he is seeing another wom- February 6, 1980. The meeting en. How Victor saves his mar- was called to order at 7:40 riage-to-be, completes the book, a*ma Members present were Hope, Bette Anderson, Sherry foils ROY, a man trying to Roper, Mary Eich, Mary Beth steal his fiancee away, pleases his publisher, and stays out Albrecht, Daryl Hanson, Darnell of the unemployment line makes Nelson, Janet Reiser and Betty up the plot of this fast mov- Bushore. It was also noted that the ing, zany farce-comedy. . Other characters that are pool table in the Lounge was in bad shape. There is a possi- in the play include a love bility of getting a new one starved 75 year old former beauty queen, Dorothea Melnik, Spring Quarter. the patient, Albert Brock, a We need to be thinking of a halarious, exasperating Young speaker for commencement excer-

' f From Athens To Moscow?. Olympics: By Steve Kramer Sports Editor --- - 13-- favorite by the oddmakers in The most memorable sport- Olymthus. The Colosseum was reasons. ing event took place 776 B.C. As the slingshot went off, at the first Greek Olympiad. filled to standing room only. Only two countries competed. However, the scalpers were the lions finished off the Euboeanions. The last event It matched the Greeks vs. the out selling tickets for an was about .to begin. The fans Romans. Both teams entered incredible price, two mules. here at Constantinople felt ' the Colosseum for the last The Greeks were competing four on five, as Avram play- that they had the home soil and final event. The other advantage. To say the least, three events wwee2over. The ing as an alien, was forced to withdraw. Greece still the Eastern Roman Empire had Greeks won the discus and it's favorite national team Javelin throw. However, the had a top club for this at home. But as things were Romans won the decathlon out- chariot race. Their four charioteer's included Alexis, about to get going, two Rom- right. The Greeks won the ans took their drugged horses cross country event at Mount Cyril, El ias, and Leonidas. Olympus, the highest peak of They were experienced and out of the Colosseum. The the Olympic Mountains. very mature. They all were Romans had always tried drugs Greece also won the other natives of Lacedaemon. In on their animals, but this event as Zenus disqualified other words, they were spart- time it failed. Well, it was Thessaly and Macedonia for ans. These southern's of not long after that when the holding Ianthe hostage. She Greece were strictly dis- Spartans knocked the Romans was appointed by Ulysses to ciplined by Spartans and off their high horses. As the carry the Olympic flame. So truely, we1 1 trained and un- ground crew ran out to clear with all the turmoil in the daunted. But the Romans were the loose wheels, the medics past, Greece and Rome were top gladiators and no one tended the wounded. The home ready to complete. penalized for nationalistic fans left the Colosseum dis- Greece was a four to one gruntled as .many had lost '- their gambled schillings. For Greece, Leonidas and Alexis were awarded the gold Tips For Jogging BY Donna Bappe and silver medallions.. For Rome, Ivan received the "I don't think fat is beautiful. 2% years, says that running makes bronze. However, during the Fat is not a natural state, and him more efficient, feel better and Roman national anthem he wai- relieves pressure, its one of his ved at his girlfriend and was minded are nost enjoyable parts of the day. fat. They're lean and 'beautiful unable to keep his award. and very aware," said model Cheryl IIere are some suggestions from Alexis in a post Olyrnpic int- Teigs. John for the beginning jogger: erview said,"tJe have exper- . But she's not the only person 1. run at least every other day ienced the thrill of victory." who thinks this way. Nearly everyone and push a little further each time. For Ivan, the agony of defeat. of the TV stars have some sort of ?.start out in a group so you can As for Brian Gumbe1 and his exercise worked into their daily encourage each other. Olympic moments; the Olyrnpics busy schedual. 3.don1t eat right before you log, are a tradition. From the J~gginghas become one of Americas this will help lessen side cramps. politics involved to the turm- favorite ways of keeping fit and (If you ~etcramps, run them off oil, hoopla, and disappoint- re! ieving pressures. getting a or else walk awhile.) ments, of which I have shown. little closer to home, several Let's be real istic. The Olym- Roone students and staff enjoy a pics are more trouble than good daily jog or run of several 4. Ruild up slowly. Vhen their worth, as are the Pam miles per day. Our basketball team yon first start, don't make Am qames and a1 1 other meet- works out a couple hours every day ing; between nations. with most players r~inning. it miserab1.e for yourse1.f. Homer put it best when he Wa1.k a hlock then run a said, "Thank Zenus, the Olym- Jog~ingis a cheap form of block then run two and walk pics are only once every four two. recreation, you don't need any equip- years. " ment and no matter where you mi~ht 5.Wear good tennies-good be, there's always room to run. .:[I support for heels, light- Running at gyms is a peat way to weight and durable. Is your money meet people who are also interested 6. Set aside a certain time in feeling their very hest. Don't each day to run and don't bottled up in an let people fool you by saying rus!l vourself . running shakes vour insides-that 7.If vou're not in shape, out-of-town bank? get a stress test first. I boloney. I There have been several nresant 8.after your run, take alonp women who have jogged untll the very relaxinp bath to help same week that they delivered. you look forward to your Running in the cold is fine too- next run. just dress warm. Q.ask vourself how far People who run 7 or more mil-es ner you should run and how fast day are able to eat as much as they vou sl~ouldnot run. wish without gaining weight. 1Q.make running a daily John Liepa, who has run 13 or hah1t:like eating for hest more miles ner dav for the last results.

hi Trying to let a little h/sunshine in during the time Unlock your money by opening of sadness and sorrow. I an account at I Stark - Welin Citizens National Funeral Directors I Bank ( By Steve Krarner

While most people where still Coach Lynda Johnson calls a being served at the Homecoming t irneout as Boone 1oses its 1call , supper, the ilMACC Lady Bears 55-53 Boone. Coach Johnson were serving the fans to their statedYuWe, as usual, played in upyost. We will join play spurts." Council Bluffs tied with Boone atop 12-10. Thanks it for the second tir~ie, 55-55. for the meal, gals! IAary Storey hits for two., 57- Jary Storey hits giving 55. Tied again, 57-57 with 2:10 Zoone a 23=16. Council Bluffs left. Jane drops in freethrow, was called for a technical while 58-57, Lady Bears. Council L:R7 remains in first half Bluffs takes.59-58 lead. with both teams acting in a Jolene gets fouled and hits the staletna te fashion. :.lary nets freethrow. 59-59 tie. :10 left, a hoop. Bears 31-23. The Lynda stole the ball and she Bears hail a commanding lead int was fouled. She missed the the closing minutes of the first shot and put the game into I1al.F. The half. The half overtime. ended 31-25. THe first half Coone grabs early 61 -59 1ead . saw rough action with various Mary hits two freethrows. Boone juinpballs and people on the 63-59, Jane hits from underneath floor. Jane "Jefferson Star- qiving the Bear 65-59 leatJ. Terri ship" Boesen was bery active sinks a freethrow. GG-61 Bears. and was involved in jumpballs Ilary does likewise, 67-61. Bears all night. Nary, as usual, was dominate overtime, always found on the floor. 69-G5 as Jane nets two. With She had 7 points at the half. 53 seconds left,. Lvnilra" fouled At intermission this sports- out. Jane give Boone 71-65 writer had the desirable urge margin after hitting two free- to intervier w someone who throws, Bears 71 -G5 victors. is an expert in Coone Athletics. "We really outplayed them 14everless, the "Bear" was in in overtime. We really seem rare humor. "Ifeel the fans to make it difficult though. I to purchase yearbooks J should growl a 1i ttle more," he Yes, another overtime!" commented. "If the girls quit ac know1 edged Coach Johnson. is March 19. pa1111inljthe ball, and if they Jane led all Bear scorers with I will shake their tail a little bit, we'll be OK." Jolene Olson starts off second half by qining Boone a 34-27 1ead. Terri instantly returns and hits. 36-27, Bears. This was Boone's biggest lead of the contest. Bears maintain 40- 33. Council Rulffs retained by tjing the score at 41-41 at 11:59. She1ly Nil1 ianls free throw gave Boone a 44-41 margin. Lynda Byerly nets two. 8!45 ren~aining, hears 46-43. 49-45 Rears as Jane Roesen uses a three point play. Lyncja gives the Boone squad a 51-45 lead. Terri hits. 7: 04 ren~ai ni ng , 53-46 Soone. /.John Deere Sales, Service and Parts Terri does it to them one more I 1 - By Steve Kramer Lounci l Bluffs evened it at 34-34 Boone. Larry hits two from the with a deft apss to Smith. charity stripe. Bears 60-54 with Being at home, any team Eddie scored a hoop as Boone 7:46 remaining. Council Gluffs has a definite advantage. regains the lead, 36-34 at 2:16 ties it for the 3rd timesat 62- Especially for a Homecoming first half. Bobby assisted Larry 62. council Bluffs gets its first contest, coming off a 93- as Goone took a 36-34 margain. lead at 63-61 on a freethrow.

64 walloping at Creston. In the "Opportunistic Eddie" hits + Larry hits at 3: 21. Cears 64- Creston game, Marvin "Blood" at the buzzer. 40-35 Bears. 63. Chris Johnson angle shot, White paced the winners with 25 Eddie took the ball untouched to left side of the key, gave Boone whi 1e teamma te Larry Fuller the top of the key where he a 66-63 lead at 2:30. Stall. grabbed 13 rebounds and tallied connected. Blood drives and hits 68-63 at 18 points. Randy Burkema netted Larry Ful l.er had accumulated 1:20. Boone stall is a master- 13, while guard Bobby Smi th hit 12 points at intermission. In piece. Iowa Western pulls with- for 10. Chris Uohnson had an interview with Sue Sternquist, in one at 68-67 with 30 seconds 12 points and 10 assists. Honey Bear, between halves, she left. 'They imniediately took a As for the Homecoming ,1979- was undoubtedly excited. In 69-68 lead three seaonds later. 1980 style, Boone was matched fact she didn't know exactly 23 seconds expire. With 4 against Council Bluffs, a much what to say. "Ifeel as a seconds left Blood drives right, takes base1 ine, and swishes small er squad. Boone played cheerleader it is easier to keep a reverse layup hook. a man-to-man defense throughout. my composure. Thank Goodness we're Happy Bi~thdayCaach Hughes. It went like this: not out there in the knitty Marvin enen got fouled, but "Bl ood" hits two freethrows . gritty. I'm not worried though. his missed frekthrow was academic. Boone goes atop 2-0. Bobby There is definitely a momentum Council Bluffs cal led +or a time hits. Boone 5-2. At 15: 53, carry over, after the girl 's Boone grabs a 11-2 1ead after out with 3 seconds remaining, victory. I know we will win." but to no avail. An errant pass baskets in succession by Larry, The "Honey Bears" did do a good into the tird row, from a dis- Randy, and Larry. This was the job, keeping their cool on a very gruntled "Bluffer" was all they Bear's biggest lead of the thriller. hot night. "Blood" got four to the Bear's could conjure up. The rest is Second half action beqins. history, Boone 70-69. next six baskets giving Boone Not much action first three Blood finished with 23 as Larry a 23-1 6 continual lead. Then minutes. Larr hits. Bears was close behind with 22. Bobby Bobby netted two hoops as we 42-39. Randy gave Boone a 49- exc hznged scores. 27-20, Boone Smith netted 12 for the winners. 47 lead before Iowa Western At press time the Bears were with 6:25 left. Bobby scored tied it. "Blood" gets next four at 5"07 giving the Bear's a 2-4 in conference and. 7-1 3 over- points. Nears regain the lead a1 1. If the Homecoming game is 31-26 lead, as Chris Johnson notched again at 53-49. "Blood" any indication, the Cears are in his 409th career assist. This is assists Bobby. 55-49 Boone. At a UMACC school record. At 2:40 for a strong finish. - .- - 8: 50 the scoreboard read 56-52

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Make the right move. Move to Campus View Apts. Right Lorry "The Fly" Fuller grabs a rebound. across from the college. I Lady Bears shine, with overtime victory H.C. night,

The cheerleaders had a lot to cheer about all night long.

Terri Davisson looking to pass. I Keep Smiling I Hardee's is fighting the cold weather with delicious food and warm I friendly service. I

Mary Storey fighting for a rebound as Jane Bossen looks on. b Homecoming 1980 C Special 4 Page Pictorial Insert I Photoara~hyby Cindy Vanderheiden

King and Queen

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Blood taking aim for two.

Aartin rejecting e in the game.

DMACC's cheerleaders firing up the crowd ~hoto~ra~h~by 0ob and Lisa Person Nobody's a loser.

Dancing the.night gway Photos by C. Vanderheiden