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3 National Committee Members ULYSSES CLUB OF NEW ZEALAND INC. 4 President’s Report NATIONAL COMMITTEE MEMBERS 6 The Editor 6 New Members President: Mike Dew #2415 8 Administrations Report 367 Wairakei Road, Burnside Christchurch 8053 8 Secretary's Report Ph: 03 359 4949 9 Treasurers Report Mobile: 027 283 0235 Email: [email protected] 9 Medal Nominations 10 Nomination Form For NatCom Vice President: James (Jim) Galt #5991 11 2017 National Rally / AGM P O Box 5232, Frankton, Hamilton 3242 Ph: 07 847 2700 (bus hrs) 12 Branch News Mobile: 021 901 557 Articles Email: [email protected] 24 25 Years In Marlborough Treasurer: Stuart Burns #3703 P O Box 45, Rotorua 3040 26 Ulysses Chain Reaction Ph: 07 345 3053 28 Brass Monkey Mobile: 021 972 535 29 Tom Jones Turns 90 Email: [email protected] 30 Buzz And Betty Secretary: Nicky Bright #7125 32 Snippets/Book Review/Letters To Ed 47 Kahu Way, RD2, Blenheim 7272 Ph: 03 572 8588 (evenings) 34 A Trip To The Stonefields Mobile: 020 403 79715 35 Life's A Drag Email: [email protected]

36 Three Wise Men Committee: Jayne Mansell #5291 38 Mustering At Challa Station Flat 2, 22 Arthur Road, Manurewa. Phone number 021 0346 555 40 Branching Out Email: [email protected] 41 Retreads Trip Report Committee: Jim Furneaux #2098 42 2016 Remembrance Service 47 Ward Street, Upper Hutt 5018 43 Brick Oven, Rai Valley Ph: 04 971 2893 Mobile: 021 244 2091 44 Wonders Of Medical Science Email: [email protected] 45 S.I. Remembrance Committee: Lawrence (Goose) Gosnell #8430 46 Brass Monkey 2016 3 Constance Place, Cambridge 3434 48 I Should Know Cos I Was There..Again! Ph: 07 823 0069 Mobile: 0274 390 039 50 Rallies Email: [email protected] 58 Branch Meeting Times and Contacts

Administration/Membership/Gear: ULYSSIAN MAGAZINE PRODUCTION Debby Morgan, PO Box 40218, Upper Hutt 5140 Publisher/Editor: Paul Lance Ph: 0800 ULYSSES or 0800 859 773 between 2:30pm and 5:30pm Email: [email protected] Mobile: 021 072 3636 Email: [email protected] Advertising: Sam Slatter Keeper of the Remembrance Book: Phone: 07 862 6957 Peggy O’Neal #2849 Email: [email protected] Email: [email protected] Design: Gemma Wild Website Administrator: Paul Willard Email: [email protected] Email: [email protected] Printing: Image Centre Ph: 07 929 2415 (leave a message) or 021 638 223 Distributon: Gordon & Gotch NZ

Ulyssian September 2016 | 3 MIKE DEW #2415 NATIONAL PRESIDENT PRESIDENT’S REPORT

reetings one and all. our (the members) court, so send in the Editor) informing me that he has resigned What a mild winter we’ve articles, for sale ads etc. from BRM. He wanted to have a change been having and now they’re Every three months I send out a from the publishing industry, so he’s saying we’re going to have reminder email to all branch coordinators going dairy farming. On behalf of the Gan early spring. Bring on the warmer and secretaries asking them to send Ulysses Club I’d like to wish Kev all the weather, as I’m already seeing this Kev at BRM their branch reports, photos best for the future and we do appreciate season’s lambs in the paddocks. and any articles for the Ulyssian. I hope all the time and effort that he has put into Letter to the editor - I’d like to answer that this info is being passed on to their publishing a first class magazine for the the questions Ian Smith #5177 raised in branch membership or newsletter editors? Club. All the best Kev. the June Ulyssian. Yes, you’re correct Ian Yes, I’m aware that a few members are In the meantime, please continue to in that the Ulyssian used to be 64 pages hacked off that articles they sent in some forward articles and reports to kevin@ long. The number of pages printed over years ago were never published, so they brm.co.nz as the BRM staff are checking the period December 2005 to March 2010 won’t send in any now (that’s a pity). that inbox. varied between 52 and 66 per magazine. Yes, the three year’s membership fee Don’t forget to get out and attend some When BRM took over the publishing has gone up from $75 to $100 (an extra of those Ride Forever Courses before of the Ulyssian their first copy in June $8.33 a year) WEF 1 January 2016. getting back into your riding season. The 2010 was 60 pages. In June 2012 it was Sorry I can’t remember when they were courses are worthwhile and you can teach 52 and in March 2014, 44 pages. For the $55. Stuart did explain the reasons why an old dog a new trick or two. That’s why December 2014 edition we paid BRM to at the 2015 AGM in Tauranga. Check I’m attending a Gold Course on the 1st publish extra pages so the articles that October. hadn’t been published could be. From On the 4 August I was invited to attend a then until December 2015 it has been 52 “A BIG REMINDER Ulysses Club (Marlborough Branch) plaque pages. The March 2016 edition was only unveiling to mark their 25th anniversary. 44 pages as Kev said he hadn’t received to book your The local council allowed the branch to enough articles to publish a larger accommodation set up a garden by the Blenheim School magazine. The June Ulyssian was back grounds and directly opposite the new ASB up to 52 pages. early (now) for theatre next to the Clubs of Marlborough. It’s my understanding that when BRM the 2017 National It was hoped that the garden would have took over the publishing of the Ulyssian been in place four years ago when the they were expected at some stage to Rally in Wairarapa branch celebrated its 25th anniversary, but be able to publish the magazine at no (Masterton).” delays in sorting out construction of the cost to the Club (except for the postage new theatre delayed this from happening. costs) and that they did that for several The garden includes a seat to celebrate years. More recently, it has been difficult the minutes from that AGM and the 25 years of service to the community by for BRM to attract advertisers and as a coordinators’ meeting for the reasons. the Marlborough Branch. If you’re visiting result they have been losing money on The coordinators and Natcom Blenheim, please make an effort to visit the the Ulyssian. Last year they gave notice workshop and meeting in October are garden. Well done Marlborough Branch, that they would have to start charging still a worthwhile meeting and most of including both current and past members. for editing and publishing. The Club is the coordinators and Natcom members I attended the Club’s South Island now picking up those costs (less the agree. What I find frustrating is the lack of Remembrance Service in Hanmer advertising income) and postage (always feedback to the branch members on what Springs last weekend (6 August) and due paid that). was discussed at these meetings. It’s to the winter conditions (light snow falls) So why is the Ulyssian not 64 pages? not a closed shop and the membership the numbers attending were down. It was I’ve always been keen to get the should be kept informed. very interesting listening to the weather Ulyssian back up to 64 pages, but it has Yes, I’m like most people and I hate reports for the area, as they seemed to be been an ongoing battle with BRM, as seeing things go up in price. That’s one of making it sound worse than what it was they were picking up the costs (less the the reasons why we are keen to introduce (does that have anything to do with the postage) and they weren’t keen to publish a PDF copy of the Ulyssian. Log on to the new H&S Regulations?). Two car loads more pages, as they were losing money members only page on the Club website to (they had chains) from Nelson turned on the production side. Things are now view a copy of the latest Ulyssian. back at Springs Junction after being told different as the Club is paying for the I hope this goes some of the way to it could take them up to 3 hours to reach magazine to be published, so we need answering your questions, Ian? Hanmer Springs, as the road was icy from lots of write ups, articles, photo’s etc. Late last month I received an email the top of the Pass until the Engineer every three months. The ball is now in from Kevin (Kev) Kinghan (Ulyssian Camp. A couple from Westport travelled

4 | Ulyssian September 2016 on the road about the same time, said up 1500km traveling to Napier, Taupo, beliefs and let’s all try and work together 2WD vehicles (no chains on) were driving Hamilton, Taihape, Hastings and Lower for the betterment of the Club. In house over the road with no difficulties (driving to Hutt. On the Thursday afternoon the fighting is a quick way to pull a branch the conditions). bike was serviced at Motomart in Lower apart and at the end of the day there are Russell Williams from the Canterbury Hutt, before I headed to Nelson on the no winners only a lot of very unhappy branch has updated the slide show that Friday and stayed overnight. members (and ex-members). Rob Bissett and Peggy O’Neal (Auckland On Saturday I joined the Nelson Branch Another A BIG REMINDER to book your Branch) had produced two years ago. for their coffee morning. A great turnout by accommodation early for the 2017 National Russell was able to co-ordinate the the local members and they informed me Rally in Wairarapa (Masterton). If you go screening of the past members so that they were only there for the free muffins onto the accommodation booking websites, they coincided with the reading out of and not to meet me!! I’m enjoying the new you’ll find that most of the accommodation the person’s name. This allowed you bike and the heated grips (first time I’ve had might be fully booked in Masterton. What to put a face to the name and also them), as I ride to work most days (Mon- you need to do is to telephone the motels highlighted the fact that quite a few ex- Fri). I’d like to thank Tiny & Sally (Napier), or holiday parks and say you’re with the members didn’t have a photo on the David and Sabine (Hamilton), Karren & Ulysses Club to see what accommodation page. If you have any photos of those Andy (Carterton) and Jenny & Fraser is available. The Wairarapa branch have ex-members, then please forward them (Nelson) for accommodating me. You all been around to most of the motels and to Peggy at [email protected]. made me feel very welcome in your homes pencil booked vacant units for the Club, nz. Thank you. On behalf of the Club and it was a great way to get to know you as there is a Hot Air Balloon Festival I’d like to thank the Canterbury Branch all a lot better. Thank you very much for being held in Masterton at the same time for organising this event and all the your hospitality. as our rally (they changed their dates members and partners who attended. Please remember that we are a and it now clashes with us). Book your Hopefully you’ve had time to visit the social Club for people over 40 years of accommodation early. new Club website? Please note that you age, with an interest in motorcycling. Only four months until Christmas, oh, need to Login / Register to gain access We are all individuals with our own how the year is flying by. to the members only page where you ideas and beliefs. Please respect your Take care, stay upright and be alert. can view the Club discounts and read fellow members and partners for their Mike Dew # 2415 a copy of the latest Ulyssian. You also need to be registered to purchase items from the gear shop. At our Natcom meeting on the 30th July Nicky Bright (Club Secretary) and Jim Galt (Club Vice President) informed the committee that they would not be standing for re-election at the next National AGM (15th April 17). As usual all committee positions become vacant at the AGM, so it’s now time to starting thinking if you wish to stand for a position on the National Committee. A Nomination Form is in this edition of the Ulyssian. If you’d like to know more about what’s involved (time and commitment etc.) then contact one of the other committee members or me. I had a meeting with the webmaster (Paul) on the 12th July in Hamilton to discuss the Club data base. The coordinators will receive an update on this at the October Coordinators and Natcom meeting and hopefully they will bring you all up to date on progress after that meeting. I picked up my new Honda DCT Africa Twin on Monday 11 July and clocked

Ulyssian September 2016 | 5 PAUL LANCE ULYSSIAN EDITOR Last day for submissions for EDITORIAL the next Ulyssian magazine is November 10, s you’ll have noticed, there’s in Central London. With the 2016. It’s been a pleasure putting someone new in this spot. Yep, housing problems currently together this Ulyssian and after seven years with Bike Rider facing Auckland just a fact of life all it’s been a real treat to read the Magazine, Kev has made the those years ago in the U.K., that meant many stories of rides and adventures decisionA to move on and get away from the only way to get to work and back that have been sent in. I’ve literally tried the dreaded deadlines that we face in the each day was following the hoards onto to squeeze them all in, although there publishing game. He’ll be sorely missed the buses and trains or dodging through were a couple that still came in with tiny as Kev lived and breathed motorcycles, the traffic on a motorcycle. I decided photos embedded in the word document. making his role as Editor of BRM and on the more fun option, getting a road But I’d have to say the vast majority were the Ulyssian a natural fit. But making legal Yamaha DT125 trail bike and using excellent, giving us a brighter and more your passion your hobby (as good as it my commute to sharpen my reactions. diverse Ulyssian. sounds), isn’t always the best idea and Motorcycles have been a major part of my I receive emails sent though to finding his passion waning, Kev decided life ever since, something that has led me Kev’s email address, but if you’d like to it was time to move on. I’m sure you’ll join on a path which has seen me ride many change your details for submissions to me in wishing him the best with his future fantastic machines in some spectacular [email protected] from now on, it plans and I’m sure you’ll still see him out parts of the world. Each year the new will mean they’ll pop up on my computer on the road, probably with an even bigger machines never fail to impress me with or phone wherever I am, as I’ll be handling smile on his face. their advances in technology, seemingly the Ulyssian personally from now on. So I Ulysses 2016 So, I’m Paul and I’m the owner and endless diets and continual power gains. look forward to hearing from many of you publisher of Bike Rider Magazine, its sister There has to be a limit somewhere, over the coming months and will hopefully title Dirt Rider Downunder and also of the surely? Maybe we’ve reached it or is it bump into many of you when we’re out Motorcycle Insurance Scheme Ulyssian. I’ve been in this game for the that customers are now demanding more and about. best part of twenty years but started off comfort, practicality and longevity that has my riding career working in a bike shop seen an end to the space race… Paul Aon has a new Policy Wording with a new Underwriter

In collaboration with NZI, Aon has a new improved policy wording for Motorcycles. This Prestige Motorcycle Policy gives you the best of the best in cover for all types of On-Road Motorcycles including 3 wheelers, Off-Road Motorcycles including Quad Bikes, NEW MEMBERS Competition Motorcycles (not covered whilst racing), Motorcycle Collections and Classic/Vintage Motorcycles. Membership Membership Number Name Branch Number Name Branch Some of the Benefits Lower Excesses 09445 Serena Whye-Joyce WAIRARAPA 09470 Leigh Munro KAPITI COAST New replacement Motorcycle if a total loss occurs within 12 The standard policy excess is now $250 (plus underage 09446 Russell Watts TAUPO 09471 Gerrie/Janet Nicoll AUCKLAND months of the insured motorcycle being first registered as a new excesses applying), $500 theft excess and on approved track 09447 Nigel Bishop KAPITI COAST 09472 Richard Hensby CANTERBURY Motorcycle up to 20,000km – this increases to 24 months and days a $750 excess only will apply. 09448 Tony Pomfret OTAGO 09473 Kevin Shanley NORTH HARBOUR 30,000km for Ulysses members. 09449 Kathryn Rolls KAPITI COAST 09474 Geoffrey Columbus WESTLAND 09450 Royce Symons MANAWATU 09475 Roger Shutte WAIHI-THAMES VALLEY Windscreen/shield, headlights or tail lights covered – Nil Ride Forever 09451 Chris Duffy MANAWATU 09476 Albert Wagebaert WELLINGTON excess. If you complete a Ride Forever training course, provide us 09452 Douglas Pocock WHAKATANE 09477 Marty Beets NORTH HARBOUR with your certificate and we will apply a NIL excess for one 09453 Michael Adamson WELLINGTON 09478 Annie Bergmann KAPITI COAST Roadside Assistance is provided on comprehensively claim within 12 months of completing this course. 09454 Lee Adamson WELLINGTON 09479 Chris Smith NORTH HARBOUR covered motorcycles. 09455 Roger Marsland NORTH OTAGO 09480 Robert Beasley CANTERBURY Automatic Riding Apparel cover – $5,000 (indemnity 09456 Stephen Marsden WELLINGTON 09481 Bruce Sandri NORTH OTAGO Contact value) any one claim per year. 09457 Jeffrey Lloyd CANTERBURY 09482 Janice Kosterman TAUPO Leonie, Annaliese or Jodie 09458 Ray Checketts KAPITI COAST 09483 Martin Peyerl TARANAKI Option to have Replacement Riding Apparel cover 09459 Bruce Windleburn MARLBOROUGH 09484 Gemma Peyerl TARANAKI – $5,000 (replacement value) any one claim per year. 0800 65 62 64 09460 Nunes-Vaz Grant AUCKLAND 09485 Sue Hill HAWKES BAY Premium for Ulysses members $50 plus GST. 09461 Wayne Smith BULLER 09486 Graham Voss TARANAKI (Normally $75+GST). if you have any queries 09462 Anne Middlemass-Collins BULLER 09487 Greg Moore TAURANGA 09463 Ritchie Smith CANTERBURY 09488 Bruce Young WHAKATANE 09464 Wayne Jensen HAWKES BAY 09489 Stan Rogers CANTERBURY Discounts Discounts Discounts 09465 Caro Jensen HAWKES BAY 09490 Noel Moone CANTERBURY Age Discounts, Multiple Bike Discount (conditions apply), 09466 Gary Roberts CANTERBURY 09491 Duncan Seed CANTERBURY Loyalty Discounts, Trike Discounts, Named Rider Discounts 09467 Peter Tibbs WAIRARAPA 09492 John Paku FAR NORTH and the Restricted Usage Discount – this is now based on 09468 Ann Tibbs WAIRARAPA 09493 Noel Richmond WAIKATO riding less than 7,500km per year, per bike! (was 5,000km). 09469 Roland Munro KAPITI COAST

6 | Ulyssian September 2016 Ulysses 2016 Motorcycle Insurance Scheme Aon has a new Policy Wording with a new Underwriter

In collaboration with NZI, Aon has a new improved policy wording for Motorcycles. This Prestige Motorcycle Policy gives you the best of the best in cover for all types of On-Road Motorcycles including 3 wheelers, Off-Road Motorcycles including Quad Bikes, Competition Motorcycles (not covered whilst racing), Motorcycle Collections and Classic/Vintage Motorcycles.

Some of the Benefits Lower Excesses New replacement Motorcycle if a total loss occurs within 12 The standard policy excess is now $250 (plus underage months of the insured motorcycle being first registered as a new excesses applying), $500 theft excess and on approved track Motorcycle up to 20,000km – this increases to 24 months and days a $750 excess only will apply. 30,000km for Ulysses members.

Windscreen/shield, headlights or tail lights covered – Nil Ride Forever excess. If you complete a Ride Forever training course, provide us with your certificate and we will apply a NIL excess for one Roadside Assistance is provided on comprehensively claim within 12 months of completing this course. covered motorcycles.

Automatic Riding Apparel cover – $5,000 (indemnity Contact value) any one claim per year. Leonie, Annaliese or Jodie Option to have Replacement Riding Apparel cover – $5,000 (replacement value) any one claim per year. 0800 65 62 64 Premium for Ulysses members $50 plus GST. (Normally $75+GST). if you have any queries

Discounts Discounts Discounts Age Discounts, Multiple Bike Discount (conditions apply), Loyalty Discounts, Trike Discounts, Named Rider Discounts and the Restricted Usage Discount – this is now based on riding less than 7,500km per year, per bike! (was 5,000km). ADMINISTRATOR'S REPORT AUGUST 2016

Date 18-Jul-15 30-Nov-15 04-Feb-16 21-Apr-16 03-Aug-16

Newest Member 9293 9362 9389 9439 9493

Current Members 2834 2899 2881 2691 2744

Lapsed Members 5524 5520 5518 5757 5754

Resigned Members 560 564 606 613 614

Deceased Members 387 392 398 399 402

Life Members 15 15 15 15 15

Deceased Life members 5 5 5 5 5

Odyssey Medal Holders 25 24 24 26 26

Ulyssian Receivers 2703 2759 2743 2554 2604

NZ Directory Members 2356 2417 2402 2234 2285

Couples Sharing Ulyssian 105 111 110 111 115

Overseas members 19 19 19 18 18

Membership forms If the deposit is being made by a name that one of the more passionate riders, there Recently the National Secretary, Nicky differs from the application, can you ask may be an item of clothing that you use to Bright, sent out the latest version of a the new member to let me know. I still have keep you warm that Ulysses could supply. new member joining form. Can all branch a number of deposits to our account that I If you have any ideas or suggestions on Coordinators/Presidents and Secretaries cannot reconcile with any applications. this type of clothing and a potential source make sure this is used when signing up Renewal Reminder letters will be to purchase them, let me know, I can run new members. posted out in October this year, you can it past Natcom for approval and hopefully Important information is captured onto check your membership card or the front we can offer at a less expensive price. the Ulysses database from these forms, wrapper of your magazine if you are For the Ladies of the Club, the National specifically if a joint application; please unsure if your membership is due. Or just Committee approved at their August ensure the date of birth is shown for both drop me an e-mail and I can let you know. meeting, one new style, specifically with members joining. [email protected]. our female members in mind. Introducing a If only one member, but is joining under short sleeve polo in a French Blue colour. a joint application with an existing member, Gear Sales More details of sizing and cost will be fees payable are; join fee $10 + membership Winter time is always a slow period for available online or by e-mail through me subscription, 1 year $36 or 3 year $90. gear items, unfortunately the very nature in the coming weeks. If payment is direct credited please advise of the hobby makes it unpleasant to ride Talk soon…Debby the date deposited to the National account. in wind, rain & snow, however if you are National Administrator

NATIONAL SECRETARY’S REPORT Please note that two of our current for a position on Natcom then make Committee endorses the nomination Natcom members have indicated they your wishes known to your local Branch they then submit it to Natcom in the are not re-standing for the 2017/2018 Committee and have someone nominate prescribed format before the closing date National Committee. The members are you and also get a seconder for your (see separate notice in this issue of the myself as National Secretary and Jim Galt nomination. Ulyssian). the National Vice President. If you are interested in being involved at a National Odyssey Medal Awards Remits for changes to rules level please get in touch with one of the It is also that time of the year when you If you have any remits for submission National Committee members and have a need to start thinking about who in your to change our rules then these must chat about what’s required. Branch may be worthy of an Odyssey be forwarded to the National Secretary Medal. The Odyssey Medal is awarded before 10th November, so they can be 2017 National AGM to a member who has at least 10 years printed in the December Ulyssian. My Well the planning for the National Rally & continuous membership and has given contact information is printed in the front AGM 2017 in Masterton is well underway. valued and meritorious service to the of this magazine. You will find the AGM Notice and call for Club, particularly at Branch level. Anyone I think that covers everything for now. Natcom nominations in this issue of the can put forward another members name Ride Safe Ulyssian. If you wish to be nominated to their local Branch Committee. If the Nicky Bright # 7125

8 | Ulyssian September 2016 LIFE & ODYSSEY MEDAL NOMINATIONS

RECOGNITION OF MERITORIOUS SERVICE TO THE CLUB

Life Membership The election of an Odyssey Medal • A detailed justification setting out The Rules of The Ulysses Club state that recipient will be discussed and voted why it is believed that the nominee there should be a maximum of fifteen upon at the Coordinators’ Annual deserves the honor (15) living Life Members (Rule 2.6.1(h)). General Meeting. • A photograph of the nominee At present there are 15 living life Nominations will be confidential members and therefore, nominations for and will not be disclosed prior to the In addition to this, the proposing Life Membership cannot be accepted. Coordinators’ Annual General Meeting. Branch must be able to send someone To be successful, the nomination must (preferably not the current Coordinator) Odyssey Medal be supported by not less than 80% of the to address the Coordinator’s meeting An Odyssey Medal nominee shall be Coordinators and National Committee held the afternoon before the AGM in a member who is not already a Life members present. support of the nomination. member and has been a continuous The vote will be by secret ballot. All nominations for an Odyssey medal financial member for at least ten years Nominations are restricted to one per are to be sent to: and given valued and meritorious Branch per annum. Awards are restricted service to the Club, particularly at to a maximum of four per annum. National Secretary, Branch level. All nominations for this honor must come The Ulysses Club of NZ Inc., Any Branch wishing to nominate a from the Branch Secretary and Coordinator P O Box 40218, member shall give notice in writing in the and MUST be accompanied by: Upper Hutt 5140, prescribed form to the National Secretary not less than 90 days before the date of • Nomination form (available on the Postmarked no later than Monday, 16th the Club Annual General Meeting. Links page of the national website) January 2017.

NATIONAL TREASURER’S REPORT

Following the recent Natcom meeting Website to the issues surrounding the club I am providing this brief update to The new website is up and running magazine, “The Ulyssian”. We continue members on our first 6 months of 2016. following the appointment of a new to incur the additional costs in connection webmaster. This year the club incurred with the production of the magazine Membership a one off development cost of $5,000 in and funds for this are being utilised Membership subscriptions for this year respect of the new website from the club reserves. The National at $71,770 are 13.4% ahead of last Committee continues to explore future year. This is partly due to the increase Magazine option in relation to the production of the in annual subscription and partly due to Reference has previously been made magazine. new members offset those who have left the club. Joining fees are consistent with Financial Position those received to date last year. The club funds on hand at 30 June 2016 were $226,505 a reduction of Gear Sales approximately $20,500 from 30 June The quarter master and Natcom are 2015. Approximately $52,500 of these continuing to work on stocking a range of funds relate to subs that have been gear which is of interest to our members. received in respect of future years. The We had a very successful gear sales at reduction in funds is primarily due to the the national rally in Westport. As a result one-off website costs and the increased gear sales revenue to 30 June at $7,360 costs associated with the magazine is up 13.5% on last year. which I have referred to earlier. These increased costs will mean that the club National Rally will record a loss in respect of the year The Westland Branch held a successful ending 31 December 2016. National Rally this year in Westport. While As usual if any member requires this is a small branch they created an further information on any matters raised event which was enjoyed by all attendees. above, please feel free to contact me. However, due to the limited resources available to the branch they required support Stuart (Smokey) Burns #3703 of $1,270 from the AGM equalisation fund. National Treasurer

Ulyssian September 2016 | 9 NOTICE OF ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING OF THE ULYSSES CLUB OF NEW ZEALAND

Notice is given that the Annual General Meeting will be held on Saturday, 15th April 2017 commencing at 10.00am at the Wairarapa College, Pownall Street, Masterton. In addition to the normal business of the AGM, the meeting will elect the National Committee members for 2017-2018 Nominations are invited for all positions (President, Vice-President, Secretary, Treasurer, and three Committee members). These are to be sent to the National Secretary, The Ulysses Club of NZ Inc., PO Box 40218, Upper Hutt 5140 and must be postmarked no later than Friday, 25th November 2016.

NOMINATION FORM FOR NATIONAL COMMITTEE POSITIONS 2017/2018

Name: Ulysses Number:

Position:

Nominator: Ulysses Number:

Seconded: Ulysses Number:

Nominees Consent Signature:

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2017 National Rally / AGM

Hosted by the Wairarapa Branch in Masterton

……………………………………………Friday 14 – Sunday 16 April … 2017 ……….

Venue: - Wairarapa College – Pownall Street, MASTERTON.

Registration: - From NOON Friday. Saturday Night theme is: -

Your Details: “Home Grown Gnome”

Name:………………………………………………… Ulysses Membership: #...... Tick if Coordinator and/or NatCom member

Partner: ……………………………………………… Partner Membership: #...... Tick if Coordinator and/or NatCom member and/or Non member eMail: ………………………………………………… Phone: …………………………….....

Address: ……………………………… …..…… Branch: ………………………….…… ……………………………………….. Registrations will be acknowledged by email or post. Further information can be seen at ..……………………………………… Ulysses.org.nz/Wairarapa. Branch contact details ….……………………………………. available in your Ulyssian if required. Options and Payment: Number per Person Amount National Rally / AGM Registration Fee @ $25 Special Package deal: BOTH badges @ $16 - Local 2017 Wairarapa Rally badge (ONLY) @ $10 - National 2017 Rally badge (ONLY) @ $10 Friday Evening Social (BBQ from 6pm) Bar Open 4pm @ $12 Saturday Evening Meal / Dancing / Fun (Member) Bar Open 5pm @ $40 Saturday Evening Meal / Dancing / Fun (Non-Member) @ $50 Sunday Breakfast (Cash on Day - numbers ONLY) * * NOTE: Sunday Breakfast is $5 for Ulysses members. $15 for Non-members. Please detail any dietary requirements here:

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Auckland Hi all from us in the big smoke. The Auckland branch is ticking along nicely and we have had some great rides, coffee and conversations and general socialising. It is good to see members participating in these activities. We recently had the North Island remembrance weekend in Taupo and the numbers attending were better than I expected, and despite the weather on Saturday morning trying to drown everyone, it was a great success. These events do not happen by themselves - I was very lucky to be surrounded by a we chose two of our older members to Buller Banter fantastic bunch of people who helped carry the books in. Thank you John de A big hello from the Buller! For those that bring the whole thing together. So a Lautour and Harvey Staines. don’t know, my name is Sean Lemass big thank you goes out to the following: There is a couple from South Africa and I have taken over the reigns as the Auckland committee who worked (Chris & Margaret) who are in New coordinator with Pete Graham deciding brilliantly as a team to make sure all Zealand for an extended holiday and to take a well-deserved break after tasks were done in a timely manner, the came to an Auckland branch club night, organising the 2016 National Rally/AGM. badge sellers Kevin and Lynne Piper and liked what they saw and upon hearing I have been a member for a bit over Geoff (Scruff) Young, Val Ottaway did a about the Remembrance weekend, three years and riding most of my time fantastic job of conducting the service as decided to come to Taupo. Not only on some form of bike, be it a farm bike did the readers of names from the book, did they turn up but also chipped in on or road bike with some extended breaks Bob Leeper, Vaughan Nankevil, Neil Saturday morning to put chairs out and in between. I look forward to the task of Sheerin, Lance Nixon, Brian Clearkin generally set up the hall; they showed trying to keep some of the older members and Keith Lawry. Reading of the names all of the spirit of true Ulyssians and growing old disgracefully. is not an easy task when you consider will become great members when Things in Buller have been a bit quiet on they are reading the names of some old they join. the riding seen over the last few months and dear friends. I must also say thank you to Ian Pilbrow due to the weather, although Rex has The piper this year was Eric Foley (Taupo coordinator) and his team for organised some good rides and despite and again a job very well done. organising the ride in from Rotorua and small numbers the riders had a good time. Unfortunately, the grandchildren of a the Saturday night entertainment, a good For a lot of the Sunday rides mother nature past member could not make it to the time was had by all who attended. Also just didn’t seem to want us to go, so we are service at the last minute so instead I must say thank you to E M Photos for all hoping that as we approach spring we allowing us to use some of their photos can put some miles on the shed ornaments. from the weekend. With the continuing decline of work on This year was my 24th remembrance the West Coast, five of our regular riders and for me it is a weekend that is not have moved to other locations around the to be missed, it is not only a time to country (Hokitika seems to be popular reflect on the good times I have had amongst the new areas chosen) which with mates that have gone before me certainly decreases the size of riding but also a time to catch up with friends, groups that are available for outings, and some of whom I only see once a year. with differing shift patterns it can be very I think the whole spirit of the weekend difficult to get everyone together. So if was summed by one of our newest any other branches are heading this way, members. She did not know any of please feel free to contact us and catch the people attached to the names that up over a beverage. were read out but was so moved by Enjoy life, you won’t get out of it alive… the whole experience that she hopes Sean Lemass #8761 she can return year after year. If you Coordinator Buller Branch have never done a remembrance run, I suggest you do and as for the rest of you that attend annually I will see you Canterbury Tales next year. What a winter or should that be what Cheers winter? It has been very mild down here or was up until the weekend of the South Clive Thomas # 2383 Island Remembrance Service held in Auckland President Hanmer. I think we got hit with enough snow

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to put even the skiers off heading to the ski Branch of St John and were pleased to subject, the 1000k is on again - notice field but certainly not off the hot pools. hear they will spend it wisely. As this was and entry forms should be in this issue Those who made it to the service were the second year we will pick a new area and available through our website. treated this year, to what the feedback for next year and continue raising funds Coming to a venue near us on the first tells me, was a great change for the throughout the year. Sunday in October is the Bikers Breakfast better and a vast improvement on the We also had the Helicopter Hunt for the and the branch has been asked to man past, but really all it was is progress and first time and funds raised were handed a BBQ to help feed the masses. If last development. This doesn’t happen without over, and like all these well planned year is anything to go by, it will be well a lot of work in the background by a few photo events things conspired against attended information filled event. dedicated people. Thank you, you know us. The fly boys got the call just as we To those heading to the Burt Munro and who you are and I will leave it at that. arrived and took to the air so we didn’t get planning to hang around down here for Thank you also to Jim Gault who was to have a good look at their toy, maybe a few days afterwards, there is a classic down to see the grand kids and attended next time. Yes, the Hunt is on again with bike race meeting held over three days at as our guest speaker. a new route and organiser. Look for the Timaru. Look it up - The Southern Classic We managed to present our ANZAC notice elsewhere in this issue or check on the first weekend of December. This Day Ride cheque over to the Amberley the Canterbury website. While on this organized and run by the CAMS club and with the help of a lot of branch members run this meeting by being flag marshals for this weekend, many of whom are now holders of MNZ certification. If you are in the area, it will be well worth a visit. If you are in the area, please check our website for our events and run. We would be very pleased if you would join us. Ride safe, Stephen Orpwood Canterbury Coordinator

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From the Far North Gisborne Tales joining Ulysses a year ago, be it small on Here we are in the middle of winter. Even The Gisborne Branch has had its AGM, the scale of the larger branches around here in the Far North we have winter. with the resignation of Chrissy as NZ, but great for our modest branch. It hasn’t been that cold, but boy has it Branch President of several years. I was Noted some of the riders aren’t Ulysses rained! There have still been some hardy elected as Branch President. To assist members yet, however we are slowly souls turning up every Sunday for various me, the rest of the Branch Committee getting them interested. rides around the North. We have been remains unchanged, other than Deirdre In July a significantly smaller group averaging 10 or better. joining us, to assist in functionality of the of us toured on two, three, and four The Mid-Winter Xmas Do on the 26th Gisborne Branch. wheels out to Rere Rock Slide, past the June was a great success with 43 merry Life is busy on the East Coast, and NZ National Arboretum, Eastwoodhills. souls turning up for a great Xmas feast at winter has only just arrived this week. In While having a cuppa at the rock slide, the Aratapu Hotel. The good people got late autumn and early winter we expect before returning to Gisborne along the pressies from Santa ‘St Nick’ and Neville changeable weather out east, and along flowing roads on alluvial flats of Tairawhiti, Barnes and John Nicholas got their 15 with the shorter days we all experience, a couple of tourists turned up in their year badges. The festivities went on for we’ve planned only short half day rides camper, intent on braving the cold, to a couple of hours and we had an open out of town. The warmer and dry weather experience the world renowned Rere committee meeting afterwards. stuck around until this week, allowing us Rock Slide experience. August should be a busy month with to have some great rides, delaying some In June, we also had a Reflection night, the Remembrance weekend, my 25th of the members putting their rego on hold at Chrissy’s, going over some of the Gisborne Branch’s memorabilia, a good trip to Taupo. It is a highlight of Ulysses for the hibernation months. night had by all, a significant amount of weekends. The May ride to Motu, along sweeping banter and laughter, and yes many tall On Sunday 21st August we will be high country farming roads was a joy, with stories re-told. having a ride to Russell RSA for an eat the added attraction of being a fundraiser Over the next few months, it’ll be short and meet. We will have spuds on sale for for Breast Cancer NZ. Regrettably one day or half day rides, or café meeting to our annual spud growing competition. of our members had an off, resulting in talk of adventures past or rides to do, and The Far North Branch is ticking along his ride going into the shop, and himself having to sit out a few of the rides. Motu- ultimately increase our membership, to quite nicely and we are looking forward vation Café is a revival business, in a share our common interests with. to having our 24th Rally on the 7,8,9th very small country community, that in its October. heyday was a thriving community of the Ride safe, and enjoy our great country Texting all our members every Friday century past, when it was the halfway Brendan #9260 lets them know what’s happening and coach stopover, between Bay of Plenty Gisborne Branch President seems to be working really well, and and Poverty Bay. with the help of the committee we are We also had a ride up the East Coast resurrecting some of our old rides that Motu-vation Café, Motu to Te Puka Tavern, Tokomaru Bay, on SH have been well attended. Te Puka Tavern, Tokomaru Bay. 35 following the coast up toward the East Okataina Rally - I’d like to thank Old and new rides. Cape, for lunch and return. Great kai, and the Rotorua Branch for a great rally service from the publican. He has asked, and especially Christine, Bruce and as did Motu-vation Café, we give them the Rosemary for looking after me after I fell heads up next time we plan to arrive on on the fire and burnt my hand. It was a mass, as both these rides had the largest bit tricky riding home as I already had a turn out of riders I’ve experienced since gammy leg and was changing gear by hand. I had my burnt hand in two bread bags and it was warmer than the one in the glove. I could still use my fingers to change gear. Despite my mishap I still always enjoy the hospitality of this rally. I’ve never missed an Okataina Rally, roll on next year. I hope to have two legs working by then. My hand has healed up and not even a scar. I’ve just got home from a weekend at Miranda Hot Pools, 14 Ulyssians sat down to a home cooked meal, everybody helping to create a good feed and a social evening.

That’s about it for now. Des Trubshoe #870

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Kapiti Capers doesn’t even start to describe it. We were invited to the Levin Cobb & It is my great pleasure to take on The motto for motorcycling is to be Co by the Manawatu Ulysses in June to the Kapiti Coordinator’s role. I have prepared for every situation, and did we join with them for lunch. It was a fantastic a fantastic committee and branch, get our comfort zones pushed. It was opportunity to pick Bruce’s brain and meet who have supported and encouraged fog all the way to Dannevirke, where we some of their members. me, I know that together we will stopped at a lovely warm welcoming pub Seven of us went and had a great time have an exciting year. Kiaran has The Mangatera Hotel. We thawed out chatting with old friends and making new kindly accepted nomination onto and had a chin wag whilst eating a hot ones. Thank you Bruce, Trish and team the committee, he is a real help in meal. We encountered the fog again, for a great day. mentoring me in the roll. Thank you interspersed with glaring sun, but we all July saw seven of us go to the Traffic Kiaran. made it home safe with lots of stories Operation centre in Johnsonville. If you Winter on the Kapiti Coast has been to tell. We had 18 people on the ride have never been, then I encourage you sensational for riding; our club have including a couple of new members and 1 to go. Carey Griffiths is the ACC lead on certainly taken advantage of the amazing prospective member. the motorcycle safety programme, also winter days. A ride in June took us to Last month took us to Martinborough the National President of IAM. He was Dannevirke via the Saddle, I only wish we for lunch. A beautiful start to the day, but joined by Dave Keilty who runs the Ride had taken the time to take a photo, as the turned wet and foggy at the top of the Forever programme. We were welcomed scene was out of this world. The fog had Rimutukas. Again, a good time to practice by Jayne who is a team leader, who told settled just below the top of the saddle, so safe riding and being aware of weather us about the centre, what it does and it looked like we were above the clouds extremes. 15 bikes and 19 people with a then showed us footage of motorcycle looking down, truly beautiful. Now don’t let couple of new members. The last couple crashes on our motorways. the beauty fool you, because not before of months has seen our branch grow by It was an informative evening with too long we were riding in thick fog, cold six, which is really encouraging. Carey and Dave, who talked about what The one personal thing I love about they do and how they want to improve the Ulysses is not only the riding but the training and implementing new courses as well as going into schools etc. We also Committee left to right are: Emyr, socialising. I have met some incredible had the privilege of going into the Ops Alan, John, Karen, Russell, Barry, Sue, fellow Ulyssians and motorcyclists on our centre with all the camera live footage of Kiaran, Cheryl. Absent Paul and Marty. travels. There are riders out there with many years of experience, and a lot of our roads, to say it was amazing would be stories to share. an understatement. There was certainly a Our club members often say, that they lot of talk after it. enjoy the social side of Ulysses and the Paul Nees is our branch rider mentor; socialising certainly is in full swing at our he is a real asset. He supports our branch monthly morning teas at Te Horo cafe in members to maintain, develop and improve Hydes Park. We have up to 35 people at their skills in a non-threatening way, through the coffee morning, including partners and a process of continuous improvement. I a few four legged friends. would encourage every rider to utilise their Our club has implemented texting and mentor if your branch has one. emails for the upcoming events, and it’s Well that’s it for me, safe riding showing that it works. Our numbers at everyone, enjoy these beautiful winter rides have increased, and the general days and have don’t forget to have fun. comment is that the texts certainly help. Cheryl #8538

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Manawatu News Greetings everyone. It’s August already, the year is flying by. So here is what’s been happening in our region since the last report. We’ve had our usual monthly rides, coffee mornings and meetings, all of which have been quite well attended. Two of our rides were postponed due to savage weather but apart from that 20 of us attended a great evening at the Fielding Little Theatre where our member Val was in the cast of the show ‘The last of the summer wine’. It was great entertainment and enjoyed by all. June was our lunch meet with our neighbours from Kapiti, at Cobb and Co Levin. Fifteen turned up in total and as always it was good to catch up. It was a wintery day but once underway it’s never as bad (and we had a dry trip while the others arrived quite wet). Our Mid-Winter Christmas in Palmerston North went off well with 26 dining at the hopefully dry rides etc. Marlborough Musings Genghis Khan Mongolian restaurant. I may That’s all from me, safe riding. Greetings from the “Gateway To The add we were the last to leave! Bruce E South” once again. We have had a busy We rescheduled one of our postponed #2796 time over the last three months. Our club rides to go 10-pin bowling, a great way mid-year dinner held at the Woodbourne to fill in a couple of hours and then had Anyone wanting a 4 Points Registration Tavern was reasonably well supported, lunch at the Speights Ale House. Murray Form or more info please contact Trish with 50 attending. Our Mileage, & Hip To was a clear winner having spent much of Bruce: [email protected] or text Be Disgraceful trophies were presented, his youth 10-pin bowling. 021 2627919. along with numerous 10, 15, 20 & 25-year October will see us meet with Wanganui service badges. for an interbranch challenge. This year Our Marlborough Branch 25 Year it’s small bore rifle shooting and we have Anniversary Garden, Rock with Plaque and a team of very keen and competitive Seat was unveiled recently. I would like to shooters ready and waiting. Our branch thank both our National President Mike Dew, also has the 4 Points Poker Rally in for coming to help me unveil the plaque, and October with a number of members those who attended on the day. Thanks also planning their trips and time off work. to our own members who helped pupils from Bring on the spring /summer weather… the Blenheim School plant out the garden. my bike has been serviced in readiness Kevin and Nicky Bright, Jeff and Wendy for the next round of warmer and Champion with help from Mitre 10 Mega to place the rock. Thanks must also go to Cloudy Bay Funeral Services who supplied and fitted the plaque on the rock. What we have got now is something we can all feel proud about and it celebrates our 25 years in the Marlborough community.

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We also acknowledge the help we be patient, we will get back to you in due received from the Marlborough District course! It is amazing how small comments, council who provided the area for the to people who do a voluntary job can have garden and shared the cost of the seat such a big effect on a people’s wellbeing with our Marlborough Branch. and general enthusiasm. The South Island Memorial Service held Apart from that the branch is going well in Hanmer was a non event for seven with good numbers turning out on rides on local members who couldn’t get to it this these fine days. We have the South Island year as there was snow and ice on the Remembrance ride this weekend. The Hunderlees, the alternative route through Hari Hari Rally in September, where the the inland road was also snowed in. theme is Super Hero’s. The mind boggles Winter hit with vengeance this time round. with possible options for this one! Then in We tried, but couldn’t get further than the October we have an overnighter for the first top of the Hundalees on SH1. time at Lake Brunner on the 29th. So plenty I’m looking forward to attending the good rides to keep people motivated! coordinators meeting in October. Our If you are passing our way feel free to branch Toy Run will be held on 10th pop in for a coffee with us at Speights from December. These events will come around 10am – 12pm on Saturday. It would be soon enough. Don’t forget to contact us great to have the pleasure of your company. and join in with our branch activities if you So until then, stay safe, be seen and are passing through the district. stay upright. Till next time, “Keep The Rubber John Macdonald. #7528 On The Road”. losing members. We introduce new Kelvin Watson #3602 members every month so don’t see a Marlborough Co-Ordinator. North Harbour News problem. After a recent branch survey Short and sweet this month, I nearly the consensus was emails and Facebook forget this chore. Dale and I are getting was the preferred method of letting Nelson’s Nibblings ready to leave for our big retirement people know what was going on. I agree Hello everyone, the year seems to be racing motorcycle trip through Alaska, Canada that personal contact is essential but try by. The days are definitely getting a little and North West USA, our Chieftain has phoning 200+ members to let them know longer and lighter when I go for my walk landed in Vancouver and we just hope the what is happening when you can do it by in the mornings. It is certainly cold here in Customs people are in a good mood so email in a matter of minutes. Nelson, great for killing the bugs! There are the bikes can be released quickly and we Please put 13th November in your still plenty of us out there riding, although in can get on the ferry to Haines in Alaska diary and come to our Ronald McDonald what direction we go and at what time we to our starting point. We hope to cover House Charity Ride, details should be in leave is totally weather dependant. 12,000k’s over 6 weeks. this mag and on our website or contact It was great to see our illustrious leader Things are going well in our branch, the Ride Coordinator, Vaughan Nankivell here at Speights for our coffee morning our Mid-Winter BBQ was enjoyed by 70+ - [email protected] recently. He was riding his brand new members and Auckland Branch visitors. Don’t forget to call/contact us if you Africa Twin home after picking it up and We believe it is important to our branch are in our area. Club Night is the first touring the North Island before returning to keep the social side ticking over as Thursday of the month, dinner night third to Christchurch. We have some great well as the riding especially in the winter Wednesday of the month, details are on group photos with him! months. our website. Some of you may know that our secretary At a rally recently I was chided for That’s it from me, we have a plane to resigned and that the committee has relying on social media, emails, txts catch shortly. decided to take up the role until the end of and Facebook for communication within LWayne Painter #1756NZ L/M. the year. It will mean a bit more work for the our branch, as the person concerned North Harbour Branch President committee, so if you are emailing us please suggested this was why the club was

North Otago Nuts And Bolts Hi there, from North Otago Despite the cool temps (well, it is winter) we are still getting reasonable numbers to our events. We recently held a target shooting event, clay birds and fixed targets. A great day, despite the fact that although some of us thought we were as good if not better than Daniel Boon and Annie Oakley, this was proved not to be the case.

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we surely can come up with some sort of a plan for the long term. While I write this there is a gale blowing outside, blustery showers, and the most action my Suzuki is getting is attachment to the trickle charger. I think that is just what I need (attachment to a trickle charger!). We had an overnighter to New Plymouth a couple of weeks ago that was a great ride, down through Whangamomona, back through Mokau for a whitebait fritter breakfast. Our last day ride was out to Pirongia, but was dogged by fog and freezing conditions. We try not to let a bit of adversity affect us too much. Hopefully we will see a large number of you for coffee and a bite at the Lakefront Café on your way to the Rememberance Run. Don’t forget, we are at that Café every Saturday around 10am for a bit of fellowship and gossip. Just turn up. And remember Okataina for June 2017 ! See you out there soon, Our recently held ambulance charity run Cheers, was a great success, and we managed to Flash 1272 donate $833 to the local St John group. Our combined memorial ride was well attended by both Ulysses and Whitestone riders. Taranaki Tales We have decided to trial alternating Winter is well under way in the Naki and our event/ride days to the occasional our local rides reflect this, with no one Saturday. In the past, Sunday has been keen to travel too far and many members our day of choice but this has not suited opting to take their car. Some of the rides some members, so watch this space. of late have been out to Whangamomona A few of our members attended the along the Forgotten World Highway for Brass Monkey Rally this year and reports lunch, a trip north of New Plymouth along indicate another good one with temps were there will be pleased to know that Highway 3 to Mikes Brewery and a very down low. Hopefully any further thoughts “Dancing Des’s” hand has healed well. nice lunch at the Stratford Mountain of ending the annual event because of Elsewhere in this issue you will find House, where a few braved the twisty too much bureaucratic interference will our preliminary advert for next year. The roads in the freezing cold. Lunch at not resurface. change of ownership of the Trust Camp Colonel Malone’s in Stratford and brunch The recent high number of ice related has now definitely happened and we at Monica’s Eatery rounded out the food road accidents around the country are waiting for confirmation of rent, etc. fest. You might say that’s a lot of lunch hopefully serves as a warning to us all We have held our costs of registration, outings but due to the winter weather, that this is the time of year to be extra accommodation and alcohol for a number those outings are working well. Like most vigilant on our motorcycles, particularly in of years now, and will certainly be trying areas, Taranaki is flush with great eating the Southern regions where black ice and to continue that habit. Still, bookings can establishments, and we are aiming to get grit, is often an issue. be made now for 23rd-25th June, 2017, to them all eventually. Remember, success always occurs in contact us as soon as you can! If you plan your next weekend private, failure in full view. The “off” suffered by our member and overnighter to the good old Naki, we will Cheers, keep warm. his pillion at the Coast AGM did lead to be happy to show you around (and eat Bruce 4383 major damage to both bodies and the with you – seems like a bit of a theme trike. All three are on a slow mending going on?) process, all with a good prognosis. The club has had some enthusiastic Rotorua Ramblings Being a new boy in charge of the new members join lately, and that has Those who missed our June Okataina Branch, I am looking forward to the encouraged the hard working committee Rally certainly missed another rally Coordinator’s meeting in October. Our to organise more rides and social get- out of the bag. Sure, numbers were own branch membership has not shown togethers. We welcomed new members a little down, but we had quality by the any increase for some time, and new Gemma and Martin and also Nigel # 8232 pannier load. Top notch food, excellent ideas and activities are the lifeblood of and Donna # 9339, fresh all the way from entertainment, warm and dry. Those who any club. By putting our heads together North Harbour Branch!

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We are hoping that they are music are closed due to snow and ice over the attached to it and has been converted into buffs as this will help us in our monthly weekend. Even had snow in down town a hearse. social nights in New Plymouth at the Taupo on Saturday. The owners, Hope Family Funerals Treehouse Music Quiz night. Our only As you read this we would have had the bought this bike, had it converted, and it musically minded member Alan C # 9046 Remembrance Run here on August 13th. had just passed its WOF when they were will be happy to finally have some help, as The weather forecast is good so we’ll see asked to use it. Problem was they did not currently the rest of us usually say “Yeah how it pans out. have anyone with a bike license, so JT I know that song, but I can’t for the life of In July, about 20 Ulysses members volunteered. me remember the title or who the artist ended up in Taupo court. This time for a We managed to visit the Melrose is!” Alan just shakes his head and works good reason. We were there to witness and Acacia Rest homes last month, hard to make sure we don’t come last the wedding of Ian “Hawkeye” and his giving some of the more adventurous each time – thanks Alan! lovely American bride Maria. We wish oldies a ride on the two trikes that went To support our goal to lift membership them all the best for the future as they are along. Talking about “oldies” I think it is engagement, our committee recently did a off to the US of A soon to live. appropriate that mention is made of our ring around of many of the current branch We had a good night out with about members who are celebrating their 25 members in an effort to see what we could 30 of us for a mid-winter dinner. Also years as being a member of Ulysses. do to lift numbers attending the rides and a couple of card nights with pot luck Rob McClintock social events. The main thing we were dinners. Sharran Craig told was that most people just don’t have There is a ride coming up in October to Colin Kepple the time at the moment, as well as the the Coromandel for a weekend. Looking Vernon Percival odd sickness and costs. Most members forward to warmer weather by then! Mike Noone. we talked to were really happy with the “Grumpy” is busy organising some rides Well done guys and gals. branch direction and the effort the newish for the near future, so we have plenty to Keep safe. committee are putting in to make the look forward to. Swanie #7475 Taranaki Branch stronger. We appreciate We still have new members joining the kind words!! One other thing we Taupo Branch quite regularly and were reminded of is that you can’t please participation is strong in everything we do. Waihi - Thames Valley everyone all of the time! While one member Finally, for the food lovers let me quote On the 12th June we had our first might want short rides to ‘destinations’, the Eric E Ericson: “He was a bold man who committee meeting with our new branch next member would prefer long rides and first ate an oyster”. committee. And I must say I got told quick stops only, so as to get back riding Cheers, off a wee bit for one for not declaring again! A reminder to make sure we have a Rick #7552 the meeting open and then two for not variety of rides I suppose. keeping to task...... lol. Oh well, I’ll learn I Our co-ordinator Ray #7596 and his suppose. I’m just so glad I have a great wife Anne are at this moment in South Tauranga Branch team behind me to keep me on track. Africa on a 35-day bike tour. The trip As is usual for this time of year, it has Our first committee meeting was a great looks amazing, and we will be expecting a been a bit slow going on our Sunday success and we discussed a number of full report when they get back. Another of rides. The coffee drinkers are out in upcoming things, the major being our our committee, Alan F #9050 has recently numbers, but seem to be arriving in tin Branch Rally in 2017, so please regard had a much needed back operation and is tops for some reason. JT our illustrious this as fair warning and save the date in recovery mode. Rides Co- Coordinator was asked to ride 17th, 18th, 19th February 2017 - it’s going The branch decided at an AGM that we an Indian Chief Classic that had a sidecar to go off! would donate $500.00 to the local Rescue Helicopter Trust, as we wanted to support an organisation that we may (hopefully never) need one day. Ulysses Club member Blair Campbell, handed over a cheque for $500.00 to the Taranaki Community Rescue Helicopter Trust Pilot, Mike Parker with some of the Club members who came to watch the handover. Blair Campbell #2772 on behalf of Ray Senior. #7596

Taupo Branch G’day all. Things have been quiet here in Taupo over winter with just a few rides, and as I write this all roads south and east

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(wishful thinking). We have had warm temperatures and hardly any frosts. But it has been windy and wet. Our rides have been fairly well attended. We recently had one to the Tikikino Pub for lunch and had 14 bikes turn up, but by the time we finished we were down to six. The corner drop off went a bit astray but everyone got home safely. Lest to say the corner drop off method was discussed at our next branch night and also in the newsletter. The new 2016 branch committee decided to run with an idea I put to them in regards to Year Badge presentations. Drift Duke We would normally hand these out to Drift Flux Shadow Gravity the recipients on a branch night but I felt that these members are important and the fact that they have been members for more than 10 years is an achievement. I suggested we hold a Year Badge Saturday 18th June we had our 25th the dealer. A bonus was that I paid what Presentation Dinner and present the Anniversary Ride. Fifteen of us met at the he traded it for. Sometimes it is good to badges for those members due a badge Paeroa L&P Bottle and with our RIC Colin have a win! in 2016. So we had our inaugural dinner Ottaway up front, we rode to the Putaruru The Waikato crew have enjoyed a in July and presented five badges to Timber Museum then off to Okoroire for couple of Sunday breakfast events at a members who have been with Ulysses for lunch. We then headed to Ngatea and local tavern and these have been really 25 years down to 10 years. Unfortunately, had a little visit with one of our members, enjoyed by those attending. Ten dollars is three members were unable to attend so Trevor Birchall who was not long out of the cost for a well presented meal. We will their badges will be presented at a branch hospital. We were then off to Miranda continue these on the third Sunday of the night. A great night was had by all and Stunt Xtrace Ego Blade Lux Holiday Park for a soak and a relaxing month until the weather improves. was great to catch up with everyone. Streamline night, watching the rugby and an early Planning is already under way for the Retention of members is really night (boy the soaking in the hot pools 2017 Hamilton Ulysses Branch Toy Run. important especially in our club as you really makes you crash). Best sleep ever! This is our Major event each year and have to be 40 to join! Members that we Our Sunday lunch rides are proving to continues to attract good support from do retain are the ones that enjoy riding be a huge success with a great turnout fellow motorcyclists. Do make the effort to and motorbikes in general but also the on both good riding days and not so good join us. We really look forward to assisting camaraderie and fellowship of other riding days. the child cancer foundation in helping riders. One of our members recently Until next time, ride safe. the unfortunate young sufferers of the commented that Ulyssians come from all Marlene Johnson #8660 disease. To see the joy on their faces that walks of life and if it wasn’t for Ulysses we the Toy Run brings makes all the effort would probably not know each other. well worthwhile. National Rally preparations are still Waikato Branch I am looking forward to helping our ongoing and we feel that we are on track Greetings from the mighty wet Waikato. Waikato Branch achieve a successful to providing you all a gnometastic time. Our winter weather is upon us. It took a year, enjoy safe riding and the good Again remember to phone the motels to while to get here but has arrived with a company of fellow members. Tom Jones make your bookings as they are all aware vengeance. At our Branch AGM we were turns 90 years of age on 11th August. He that the National Rally is on Easter 2017. unable to find a coordinator to fill the is still riding his motorbike and takes an Don’t try to book online. vacancy, so the meeting was adjourned active part in our monthly meetings. Have Those at the 2016 AGM will remember to the following month. Being a keen a great day Tom - we all hope to make it our presentation and telling you, that Motorgear NZ Ltd is proud to introduce Ulyssian and semi-retired I decided to to your age. each branch will receive a gnome for the SIN 4 CE 197 you to OCTANE motorcycle apparel. offer my services. Now I find myself as the Roll on the warmer weather. branch to paint in your own theme for OCTANE is one of the world’s leading, › Flip front with dual homologation Waikato Coordinator! I have enjoyed my Regards, the National Rally, with rally participants innovative producers of motorcycle (ride with chin guard open or closed) apparel. All products are conceived, rest off NATCOM, and will now get back Des Chiles #2650 to dress the same as the gnome or at › Integrated sun visor (all models) designed, patterned and produced into the swing of Ulysses club. least one branch member. These little › Pinlock visor (most models) in-house to maintain high quality and workmanship. I had sold my motorcycle in November gnomes are just about ready to make › Micrometric buckle › Sanitised removable lining last year, was back driving a car, since I Wairarapa Whisperings their journeys to their new homes within View the full range at 0508 MOTORGEAR www.motorgear.co.nz › Ride with peak on or off (Tourmax helmet) www.motorgear.co.nz have now the coords job, I decided it was We should be well into winter by now your branch, so keep an eye out for them time to return to two wheels. I was able but here in the Wairarapa, winter in your area. Would be great to get some STOCKISTS to purchase my previous bike back from is really late or not coming at all photos of them on your rides, then send Auckland: Holeshot Motorcycles n Alexandra: Two Wheels Unlimited n Havelock North: Motorgear n Palmerston North: Courtesy Motorcycles Wellington: TSS Red Baron n Nelson: Morley Motorcycles n Christchurch: Street & Sport n Timaru: Timaru Yamaha n Dunedin: MotoXtreme 20 | Ulyssian SEPTEMEBER 2016 Drift Duke Drift Flux Shadow Gravity

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the photos through to us so that we can passed away, 54 resigned and the rest I’ve been a softy lately and chickened attach them to a Power Point presentation lapsed), so keeping members is just as out a few times. Our monthly dinners at the National Rally. important as gaining new ones. are usually well attended and rotating Keep safe. Hope to catch up with you When looking further ahead, Pureora between the different clubs works out very at the Remembrance Run. Rally, The Munro Rally, our Xmas party, well. It is also a good opportunity to catch Karen Wilson #7787 The Wanganui Toy Run, they are all not up with member’s partners. that far away. You might have read that That’s it for this quarter, we’re still alive this year’s Boxing Day races will feature and riding and for the really lazy ones, 13 times TT winner Michael Dunlop, so (thanks to Chatham Air), we can still fly come along and see how he’ll compete to Auckland (but only in emergencies!) against the locals. Park your bike and One good thing about being a coordinator gear at our parking spot (see our ad in is I can get away from nasty jobs, I just this issue) and visit us on our stand at tell my kids, sorry I am busy, I have to do Taupo Quay for a sizzle and a cold one some coordinating, and it works. and for watching the bikes of course. See you on and off the road. Wanganui will host the Masters Games Cheers again next year BUT at our last meeting Piet #1255 YEAR BADGE RECEIPIENTS: we have decided NOT to participate this L – R year. There have been lots of changes #6678 Glen Morgan – 10yrs and restrictions made by the Events Capital Confabulations #6559 Kevin Morgan – 10yrs Trust which didn’t suit us. Also, later in Well, it’s been a long time between drinks, #6812 Ian Carrick – 10yrs the year, the World Masters Games are or in my case between writing Branch #5276 David Davison – 15yrs planned to take place in Auckland so lot articles for the Ulyssian. Eighteen months #1633 Lawrie Bailey – 25yrs of people will have to choose between the according to my records. The reason is two, as it could be an expensive exercise simple. As I have stated previously, I am to do them both. We will keep an eye not a fan for simply reciting what has Wanganui Nitty Gritty out for future developments. If anyone gone on in our branch over the last three Hi all, is interested, there will be a Vintage months with the Wellington version of It was a nice, soft start of the winter. We Motorcycle Trial on the programme Five Go Mad on Motorcycles. The Editor managed to have our mid-winter dinner organised by another club. and I did not see eye to eye on content without any interruptions, like last year’s For the rest, all ok in W(h)anganui. for Branch contributions, so I decided with snow or flooding. A good turnout, good We have some members who have put the agreement of the Branch members to food and good company, that’s all we their bike rego on hold during the winter put the effort elsewhere. want. Most runs have been reasonably months but quite a few are still riding, The last few editions of the magazine well attended up till mid-July, when the rain or shine, and as you can see in have been thinner than an Amish weather started to get a bit wilder. While the picture, no obstacles too big for us. phonebook, so it seems like a good time writing this we are preparing for the Taupo Remembrance Run and let’s hope the snow stays away this year so we can all make it. The coming months we have rides planned to Masterton, Turangi and Dawson Falls via Opunake. Our regular challenge against Manawatu Branch is planned for Sept 18 and this year it will be a small bore riffle shoot at the Okoia Club near Wanganui. Can’t remember who won the last time with the archery because I had such a good time afterwards. Coming up is the coordinators meeting in Lower Hutt mid- October. We asked our members to email us ideas for the “November Membership Drive Plan” and a few suggestions have been received. I had a look at the members figures (Year April 2015-May 2016) in the June Ulyssian; we had 198 new members (I think that is not too bad). In theory we should have had a total of 2785(April15) + 198= 2983 but we only had 2696, we lost 287 members. (13

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to give it another whirl to try to boost the old Branch three burner BBQ for a small take care out there and watch out for content, although the weather hasn’t been donation. Thanks Earl. those tin tops. so great for some of our rides. I’ll stick Four wheels move the body… two Grub to the “approved” format for this one, so wheels move the soul. Wellington members can skip this Branch Jim F #2098 infomercial and pour a drink. Whakatane Raves The Branch’s recent go-karting event at Unfortunately, we were a bit late in getting the North City Indoor Raceway in Elsdon Westland Ferals anything in before the last cut-off, but we only had five teams this time around, but Greetings from the Westland Branch, have had a bit of a change around since it still provided a bit of drama because Firstly, let me welcome the new our last AGM. I (Sue Holmes) was elected a few days earlier a kart had blown its members to the branch. It’s always a as the new coordinator and we now have motor and spilt oil all over the track. Even privilege to meet new faces and to share Michelle Mulholland (secretary), John though it had been cleaned up, the oil good times with. Mayrick (treasurer), Darren Mulholland was still in the tyres of the karts and made On a personal front, I can report that (runs coordinator) with Bruce Bryenton things interesting when they got warm. I am on the road to a full recovery after (Hook) still looking after our Thursday rides. Unfortunately, I missed out on slip-sliding some rather invasive surgery - onwards We will also be putting a committee around the course this time - going slide and upwards. Recently, members together to oversee our local Mountain ways in those karts is always hoot, but it journeyed up to Westport for our annual to the Sea Run later in the year so that was probably just as well I wasn’t there Overnighter with the Buller Branch. As we can plan a new route and have the as I still have trouble with injuries from usual a great time was had by all and required marshals in place etc. our previous karting adventures with the a special thanks to Pete and Ruth for We have started advertising our Branch. Add that to the aches and pains sorting out the Dennisten Dog restaurant monthly rides back on our local radio resulting from crashes and other general where we enjoyed good conversation station and have been getting some silliness over the last five decades, and and a great meal, not to mention a few positive feedback. On our first ride down one certainly knows one is getting on in proverbial drinks. to Waihau Bay, we managed to pick up years in the cold weather. What the Hell, On the return journey home on the another six riders to join us, which bought you only live once, and 80 laps karting Sunday morning, a few decided to travel the numbers up to 14 bikes. Not too bad is damn good fun with a few mates who via the Buller Gorge to Reefton where for a winter’s day. are out to settle a few grudges. Looking our Dave Healy was checking out a Our last ride was over to the Tect Rescue forward to the next time… motorcycle, after which they all made a Helicopter Base in Tauranga and then up to The overnight events the Branch has speedy retreat to the local cafe where Mclarens Falls for lunch. Considering it was are very popular, especially the Mystery they thawed out. The general comment a bit of a wet day, we managed to dodge Overnighters. The last one, back in April, was they had never experienced such most of the rain and had 11 bikes along for was to out the back of Wanganui where cold conditions - any wonder as it was -9 the ride. Thanks to Liam at the Helicopter 16 of us enjoyed the hospitality at Bushy in Reefton that morning! Base for answering all our questions and Park. It really is a lovely location, with a Our annual Branch Rally at Hari Hari is putting on a great presentation. beautiful old homestead built in 1906, fast approaching, set down for Saturday As a token of our appreciation, we and it was great to see so many native 17th September. Anyone planning on had a quick pass around of the hat and birds including Saddlebacks (Tieke) and going, book yourselves in to the Hari managed to donate a further $105.00. Robins in the sanctuary. We will look at Hari Motor Lodge. Remember to quote The Thursday rides are also going well doing another less mysterious ride there Ulysses to get the best accommodation with good numbers turning up for the in summer, when the birdlife is even more rate. As usual we can promise a great midweek get together. As with many abundant. time will be had and some disgraceful of the clubs, we are still struggling with In November we are heading to Westland behaviour will be had. The new membership, but are determined to Oruawharo, in Takapau for our third Theme this year is Heros and Villans actively pursue this so the future of our overnighter at this magnificent historic Recently the branch had our annual club remains. homestead. Brilliant location, the mid-winter dinner. This year the Paroa Recently we had a “ Coming of Age house was built in 1879, and Peter and Hotel was the venue. What a great night “ BBQ to celebrate Darren turning 50 Diana are great hosts who do a great was had and very well supported by and had the obligatory photo taken of his presentation on the local history. Eighteen members. Great to see everyone there junior wife (Shelly) helping her now senior of us went last time, and we have booked and I can report the pork belly was very husband on to his bike. It was a great the place out again. tasty. Our coffee mornings are a great night and has highlighted the fact that Our Ambulance Ride went well and place for a weekly catch up especially on we should really plan to have a few more we donated $2000 to Wellington Free the cold wet winter mornings. Planning is social events on a more regular basis. Ambulance. This year we tried out the well under way for our annual Top of the As coordinator, I have asked Darren Placemakers’ all-singing and dancing South Run which is always popular with to come on board with me to help write BBQ trailer for the sausage sizzle at the members especially as it coincides with our magazine articles. With him as runs end of the ride. It was so successful we our anniversary weekend - that’s three coordinator, it means he can update will be looking to use the trailer again days of cruising and good company. everyone on how our rides have been going. and we have finally ditched the 22+ year Well that’s about it so until next time Sue #08359

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ack in 1988, Allan Edgar #505 dinners and other social occasions, but when we are called on to help out. 25 was watching a Television Doco also of people – lots of people. years of these things add up to a heck of a about a new Club that was Through 27 years of the Marlborough lot of community involvement and a lot of being formed in New Zealand. Branch there have been 9 Coordinators money raised! ItB was called the Ulysses Club and it was along with many Committee members, Ulysses New Zealand National already well established in Australia. The Secretary’s. Treasurer’s, Publicity officers, President, Mike Dew was able to come concept of getting older people out and Rides coordinators and Members. All of and unveil the plaque for us (Thanks about on their bikes really appealed to him, these folk have had a hand in making our Mike!). Our new Coordinator, Kelvin so next time he was at a meeting of the Branch the success it is today. Watson was Master of Ceremonies and Marlborough Road Riders club he sought On 8 November 2014, members past our Secretary Jeff Champion had done a out Phil Anker to have a word. Turns out and present and other supporters came lot of background work to ensure the event Phil and 3 others had already joined as together to acknowledge 25 years of went smoothly. Blenheim School pupils affiliated members of the Australian Club Ulysses in Marlborough. It was quite a also came along – they had planted the and they were just as enthusiastic as Allan do. Newer members were regaled with garden. Once again the newspapers were so he joined the New Zealand Club the stories of people and rides past, toasts keen to take pictures and write articles – very next day and officially became the fifth were made, lots of laughter, good cheer more info for the scrap books and a record Blenheim member. and Ulysses was celebrated. At that for those who come after us. Shortly after this, Phil convened a meeting time, the proposed seat/tree/plaque to Currently we have around 150 members- at his place with himself, Morris James, Alan mark the occasion had to be put on hold two with Odyssey medals. A number of Barnes, Murray Fairhurst and Allan Edgar in and it was not until 4 August 2016 we members have already received their attendance. This was the beginning of the were at last able to come together again 25 year membership badges and we Blenheim (later changed to Marlborough) to unveil an auspicious little garden in remember those members who are no Branch, Phil was elected Coordinator and Blenheim with a seat and a rock with a longer with us. Like all other Branches we the rest, they say, is history. plaque that tells of our 25 years of history have had our ups and downs and we are Over the next few years the Branch in the province of Marlborough. It is facing the same challenges into the future, went from strength to strength; by 1992 our space, gifted to us by Marlborough but I sincerely believe if we don’t lose sight there were 52 members and in 1996 - District Council and we’re very proud of of Stephen Dearnley’s original vision and 78 members. The Branch scrap books it. This is great acknowledgement of our we continue to keep the Ulysses philosophy show they were (and still are!) a very role in the Community with events such at the forefront of everything we do, Ulysses keen and active bunch –a busy rides & as fundraising rescue rides, marshalling will prevail, - for another 25 years at least! events calendar published regularly for for cycling & harriers, visiting retirement Well done Marlborough Branch. members and over the years the Ulysses homes, toy runs and many other things Jane Laing #6361 philosophy is at the forefront of everything the Branch does. A newspaper clipping from March 1989 tells of a weekend get together with 6 Nelson riders for a ride to the top of Mount Patriach in the Richmond Ranges, - on the second day they rode to Port Underwood and then on round the Queen Charlotte Scenic route before the Nelson riders departed for home. Another clipping tells of an invitation; “Blenheim Ulyssians invite other young at heart Ulyssians to meet them for a Top of the South Challenge at the Hanmer Forestry camp, 27 – 29 November 1992”. Our scrap books are a valuable record, not only of rides, rallies, overnighters, poker runs, fundraisers,

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hortly before I retired from full-time work as an accounting 2012, Queenstown Ulyssians led the ABOUT lecturer in 2005, Ulysses Tour up Cardrona on a perfect day President Peter Mac approached meS at the Cambridge to Hamilton Toy Run and asked if I would be interested in standing as National Treasurer. I was about to leave on a year-long motorbike trip around Australia (click on The Sunset Adventure link in the Waikato Branch website for more details), and confirmed I would be happy to help if a Treasurer was still needed upon my return. And so it happened, in October 2006 I attended my first Nat Com meeting and continued in the role until 2014 when Stuart Burns took over. At the time I knew hardly any members outside of my visit. We got on well and kept in touch. In One pal accompanied me back to own Hamilton Branch. I thought it would 2013, I was passing through Wanaka with Wanaka where I was fortunate to get a good way to meet new members and three Hamilton pals after we had visited medical attention at A & E on a Sunday get a better feel for the club across the the 25th Anniversary Tree in Twizel. morning. I couldn’t ride on. Fortunately I country if I visited all the branches, so Some of our party needed to fill up at had my Ulysses Members’ Directory with hatched the idea of the ABOUT Tour (All Hawea before heading over Haast Pass me, phoned Neil Cowie who took me in, Branches Of Ulysses Tour); it was also – warm, calm, sunny Sunday morning, I and with wife Rena gave me plenty of a good excuse for a ride. In addition was relaxed, too relaxed. I didn’t need TLC before putting me on a plane back to branches, I sent emails to members fuel and pulled in behind them on the home to Hamilton. Two months later I who lived in out-of-the-way places concrete servo forecourt, didn’t realise returned to collect the bike and in freezing who probably didn’t participate much I missed the sidestand on the Tiger 800 conditions, rode the bent but not broken in branch activities because of their when I flicked it out, laid the heavily laden Tiger 1000 kms to home. While I was remote locations. bike on the sidestand that wasn’t there, with Neil I mentioned that I planned to And so it happened. Neil Cowie of ended up in a heap under the bike with a attend the Australian Ulysses AGM in Wanaka invited the 2012 ABOUT tour to fractured collar bone. Alice Springs the following May; he said he would be interested in joining me. And so it happened. We rented bikes Lake Hawea: 2016, great views of Lake Hawea for Josh Gay after the Westport AGM and on way to at over A$100 a day from Garners in start of the Otago Rail Trail. Melbourne, rode them to Alice via Uluru, spent an enjoyable week at the AGM, then continued on to Brisbane where we returned the bikes. All went well. A few months later, I received an email from Josh Gay of Geelong, whom I had met at the AGM. Josh invited me to come to the Australian AGM at Albury-Wodonga in March 2015, and use his spare bike, 900cc Yamaha Diversion. I replied that if he’s serious, I’m coming. And so it happened. Josh took me on an enjoyable ride across Victoria, basically from South-West to North-East,

26 | Ulyssian SEPTEMEBER 2016 Seaspray: 2015, stop for an ice cream break and chat with the locals at Seaspray Beach, southern Victoria coast, on way to the AGM at Albury-Wodonga

which caused me to change my mind invited Josh to come to NZ for our 2016 Looking back, memorable adventures about motorcycling in Australia; definitely AGM in Westport. with new and good companions and NOT all long, straight, boring roads. And so it happened. From Trade Me none of this would have happened had Another pleasant week at the AGM in I acquired a relatively cheap Honda I not joined Ulysses. There must be the relative luxury of Tent City. The only Deauville for Josh, and we spent a many more interesting unplanned chain downside, after dashing back to Geelong successful and enjoyable time at the AGM reactions among our members; why not following the AGM, was watching the NZ then tripping around both South & North share them with us? cricketers being taken apart by Australia Islands, including four days cycling the in the Melbourne World Cup Final. I Central Otago Rail Trail. David Coy, #4412

2014, start of the Stuart Highway outside Port Augusta with Neil Cowie, only 1200kms to Alice Springs, an extra 500 if you visit Uluru on the way

Ulyssian SEPTEMBER 2016 | 27 ARTICLES BRASS MONKEY RALLY

idday Guys and after buying the patches, hats and tee roads up a bit and headed on our way to The “Virgin” here again. I’m shirts, we made our way down to where Palmerston for fuel and on to Nosh cafe sure I will shake that name we were going to set our tents up, and for lunch - it’s on the turn off to Waimate - at some stage but alas the to be fair, you would pay a pretty penny then back to Chch and to reality. Gvirgins were asked to put a few words for the views we had. The rest of the For being my first Brass, I don’t think together about the Brass Monkey Rally. afternoon consisted of walking around the I could have asked for better weather I managed to take the Friday off work site talking to people and looking at bikes and company. It was great to meet some and went down to the BP at Rolleston for that people either once had or wanted. new people. If I don’t manage to catch up a 9 o’clock departure. I was surprised that When the sun went down it got pretty before, I’ll see ya’ll at The Brass 2017 there were so many people there. cold but there were plenty of fire drums Cheers, A lot were Ulysses members but not around. The famous bonfire got lit. I have Bevan Hawke everyone. The weather was as good as never seen a fire that big before and I’ve you could get, I don’t remember seeing a seen a fair few explosions/fires with what cloud in the sky. I left with 3 others making I do for work, it was very impressive. our way down to Naseby. I’m sure ECan would have loved the The first stop was the Tea Pot Inn for emissions being produced. In usual a warm drink and a bite to eat. From fashion I am pretty sure I was one of the there we kept heading south towards first to hit the hay. I’ve said it before; it’s Palmerston but before we got there, hard work keeping up with “seasoned there was a fuel stop at Oamaru and professionals”. somewhere just after Herbert I think, I managed to sleep not too bad. I I saw a vehicle pulled over by a cop. think I heard someone say it was minus As I got closer I noticed that one of the 4 degrees so not as bad as it has been passengers was the one that got the so I’ve been told. After a B&E muffin group pulled over going up to the Back to for breakfast we all slowly packed up Basics rally. Coincidence, maybe! camp and waited for the sun to dry the After lunch at the Station Cafe we headed through The Pig Root to Ranfurly. A great piece of road and because we were riding through there in the arvo, the road conditions were good for June. Once in Ranfurly we fuelled up and made our way to Naseby. I like the welcome sign - “Welcome to Naseby - 2000ft above worry level” - and I must say the daily grind was a distant memory. We all got ourselves checked into the Ancient Briton and headed to the bar for dinner and a cold one. There were two pubs that people were staying at, the good thing is they are very close together so we chopped and changed throughout the night. It was a good evening where I met some new Ulyssians and chatted the evening away. Next morning we woke up to a good frost and clear skies. After a hearty breakfast we packed up and made our way to the rally site. Once at the rally site

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aikato Branch held two A few years ago, an engineer came looked like a fit old bugger, so I thought events to celebrate #81 to our house to give advice about solar I would give it a go!!”. Surgeon Bob Kyd Tom Jones’s 90th birthday energy. He noticed the bikes in my shed would have been impressed with the in August, a lunch attended and we started talking more generally. He outcome of his efforts in “giving it a go” all Wby over 70 at the Classics Museum mentioned that he had spent most of his those years ago; he has passed on but Jukebox Diner and a 90 km ride at 90 kph life working in Hydro, and I said you might his good works live on!! max speed. Twenty-five riders, including know a mate of mine in the bike club, Tom A privilege indeed to spend time with a Tom’s grandson Mark, accompanied Jones? “Tom Jones”, he exclaimed, “he’s remarkable Ulyssian on his 90th birthday. him on the loop ride around Hamilton. A LEGEND”. David Coy #4412 Remarkable effort from a remarkable It’s highly likely that turbines and Ulyssian; few 90 year olds would be associated generating equipment that Ready for the road. capable of riding a two-wheel 750cc bike Tom was responsible for installing several [Source: Geoff Lewis] this distance with no problem. decades ago are still providing the electric The lunch incorporated the regular power we use today; worth remembering Thursday Lunch ride by the Whakatane / when we switch on the lights or boil the Waikato group, and members attending jug for a cuppa!! from Whakatane, Rotorua, Tauranga, Christine Kyd, widow of the surgeon Thames Valley and other branches who saved Tom’s life 25 years ago, sent a travelled up to 200 kms, and weren’t message congratulating Tom on reaching disappointed. The Classics Museum this grand age, along with the Queen, and Diner laid on great refreshments, the sad news that her husband Bob died and speakers told about Tom’s huge last year at the age of 73 from cancer. contributions over the years, both within It was Bob who told Tom when he was and outside Ulysses. discharged after two months in Waikato Tom was Hamilton (now Waikato) Hospital following a crash with an out-of- Branch Secretary for over two decades control car, that when he first saw him he and in addition did many of the hard was in such a bad way that euthanasia yards behind the scenes running long- looked like the best option, BUT “you established annual iconic events such as the November Pureora Back to Sprightly Tom at his birthday lunch, Basics Rally and the March Child Cancer accompanied by Elvis. Cambridge to Hamilton Toy Run. His Odyssey Medal award was very much well-deserved. Tom spent his career in the hydro- electric construction industry finishing around 1990 as Construction Supervisor of Huntly Power Station with over 500 craftsmen and other staff reporting to him. At the lunch, Brian Connew, still working at Huntly, told the amusing story of how Some 25 members Tom was known by construction staff accompanied Tom on his as THE EYE. On his regular rounds to first ride in his nineties. check on progress Tom would very often Grandson Mark at back to pick up on small details where recent the right of guy in black cap. work wasn’t perfectly lined up or similar; How many 90 year olds have staff knew they had to keep to exacting ridden with their grandson? standards or THE EYE would inevitably [Source: Geoff Lewis] catch them out and require some re-work.

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BUZZ AND BETTY GO OFF ROAD AT KOPARA

ith a promise of some off. If they had checked the Met Service Once we got onto Highway 73 we made unsealed roads, I got Mike weather on Friday night and Saturday good time up to Arthurs Pass. The worst to put my new tyre on Buzz morning, they would have known that it gravel of the weekend was the road works (That is the front tyre that I was going to be nice. The weather was before Arthurs Pass which was deep and Wwon at the GS Rallye in Raglan). We met lovely on the Canterbury side of the Alps. slippery. I can’t believe that they left the the other off road riders at Sheffield. While The road riders headed up to the Bealey road in that condition. We struggled on we were having a coffee, Bob Tomkins, Tavern and Moana. We set off over the our adventure bikes! The poor guys on Steve Smith and Phil Chicken Man, Malvern Hills coming out on the Highway road bikes nearly came off when their turned up. Phil was in the car with his 77. We headed towards Lake Coleridge front tyres dug in. It is lucky that they are friend. Jo was also in a car with her son. and Geoff led us through the forest and out such good riders. We were greatly disappointed that the to Lake Lyndon on the back road. It was a We had a quick comfort stop at Arthurs rest of the people that had booked in did little windy but otherwise the weather was Pass and put our wets on. Then we not turn up. Perhaps the dramatic weather great, the road was good and my new tyre carried on over the pass to Moana. We reports a few days before had put them tracked really well in the gravel. had anticipated heavy rain but it was only

30 | Ulyssian SEPTEMEBER 2016 a light drizzle. At the Pub in Moana we wet wets and into our ‘western’ clothes for members had guns available for us to met up with the road gang. With warm dinner. With the sleeping bags out on the shoot. Mike even shot the cannon. tummies full of good food, we left the bed we were ready for the night. Packed up, we headed to Reefton for road gang and headed up into the forest Jo, being the hostess with the mostest, lunch and then over Lewis Pass in warm behind Kopara to visit Lake Hochstetter. made us a hot drink and there were loads sunshine. A final stop in Hurunui for a cup Again, the gravel was easy and I didn’t of nibbles available. Eventually we put on of tea before heading home. We had a feel too tested. the gumboots that were available to use, great weekend. What a shame so many We left the lake and headed towards and our raincoats, and walked across to people didn’t go. Haupiri road. Or at least we hoped that the Black Powder Club meeting area. For those that thought that the was where we were heading. Jacko went The Black Powder Club members were accommodation at Kopara would be basic ahead to check. The road became a little very welcoming. They had catered for and uncomfortable, you couldn’t be more more difficult. A large, unavoidable, puddle us and our dinner was delicious. Just wrong. It was warm and comfortable. The and a river later the light started to fail. to make it really authentic, a pole fuse only extra that I would take would be my Buzz has a rubbish headlight so I was blew and the power was off for around own pillow but that is because I like my trying to use Geoff’s headlight to see the an hour, so we were eating by lamp and pillow. I didn’t try the shower but I am told road. There is nothing like trying to follow candle light. The power came back on that is has continuous hot water and good the headlight of the bike in front to make after dinner. The Black Powder Club pressure. A fully catered weekend for you look up and look ahead. I am pretty members entertained us with games then $45 per night is a steal. Being BYO also sure that I would have been challenged we wandered back to our accommodation means that we could know exactly what by this road but I was too worried that and had a good chat around the kitchen the cost of the weekend would be before I would get lost in the dark. On Haupiri table before going to bed. we went. We were not paying bar prices Road, we said goodbye to Geoff who had We had a relaxed start on Sunday for our drinks. to go home to his sick wife. morning with Bob and Jo cooking a There will be another chance to go to We arrived in Kopara and the rain delicious full breakfast including free Kopara. It is booked for Labour Weekend started to come down properly so we range eggs. The sun was out and it was and Greymouth Street Races. We have parked quickly and got our gear inside. a lovely morning on the coast. Grant booked for 20 people and there are There was a lovely fire lit in the lounge and and Jacko had to head home and go already 6 places reserved. in the kitchen. Mike and I had a double to work but the rest of us went to the Carol Smith #8699 - Canterbury room near the toilet. We got out of our now shooting range where Black Powder Club Branch.

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BOOK REVIEW GROWING OLD DISGRACEFULLY BY PETER MITCHELL

et me start by saying I am encountered probably the absolute worst and negotiated person in the Ulysses Club while one of our to be writing a book review. members was LRecreational reading is not something performing heroic that excites me and I only normally read acts that resulted when there is a purpose like reading in him receiving a workshop manual in order to repair an award for something. bravery. Growing Old Disgracefully delivers an A welcome entertaining and candid account of the departure from first 25 years of the Ulysses Club in New the books Zealand from its humble beginnings in chronological 1988 through to 2013. nature occurs here The organisation of Growing Old with a chapter Disgracefully allows the reader to easily called “A Woman’s follow the evolution of the Ulysses Club Touch”, which in New Zealand. The book is divided into encapsulates the nine chapters. Opening with an overview history of not only of the international Ulysses heritage the Ulysses club’s including the poem “Ulysses” by Alfred, female members Lord Tennyson and the anonymously but also the reinterpreted version for Ulysses “unofficial woman” Members. The book progresses through and how their “Remembering our mates” – The origins the 1980s, 1990s, 2000s and beyond. influence helped shape the club into what of the Remembrance Book and annually The construction of the book meshes it is today. held remembrance services are recorded well with its organisation with each On to the 2000s and a new century here along with some extracts from the chapter being broken down into years during which a turning point occurred Remembrance Book. from 1988 when the first NZ ‘ride in’ and some new initiatives were introduced Next up “Looking Ahead” where some took place, where a local Taupo police including the first national new bike raffle. members in 2013 answered 2 questions constable who had been dispatched to As the book progresses the chapters from their individual view point, 1- what check out the ‘bikie gang’ gathering at tend to get longer in length and I guess things do you like about the club & the camping ground ended up joining the that this is a reflection on the fact that 2- what things would you like to see Ulysses club, through the infamous 1990s as time passes memories fade and changed to improve the club. where numerous ‘speed bumps’ were some move on into the next chapter The main body of the book concludes with the chapter “Ulysses NZ Branch Histories” all 30 branches that held LETTER TO THE EDITOR charters in 2013 are mentioned, some n reply to Ian smith’s letter in the I see $2,595 was spent on National provided detailed histories and some the last Ulyssian, I would wholeheart- committee and coordinators to go to minimal details. “The Bottom Line” an edly agree with Ian. the AGM in Westport, between that account of the financial history 1989-2011 Since the coordinator’s meeting and the coordinators meeting about follows this. (October) have been happening (I think $12,500 is being spent needlessly. The 2 Appendix’s conclude the book. “A” I is a summary of Ulysses NZ AGMs nearly 10 years) the membership num- only person that should be getting paid bers have dropped about 500 (3,300 to is Debby Morgan. and office holders & “B” the list of life 2,800) and our bank balance has also I won’t be going to the coordinators members and odyssey medal holders as dropped by $50,000). meeting and will be putting a remit to at January 2013. The coordinator’s meeting isn’t doing the next AGM to stop this waste of our Altogether a well laid out and illustrated what it was meant to and is a complete money. book that is easy reading even for those waste of money (about $1,000, I think). of you like me who would rate reading a The club is spending more than it Des Trubshoe #870 book for recreation close to watching the makes and is living beyond our means. grass grow. Reviewed by: Goose #8430

32 | Ulyssian SEPTEMEBER 2016 NELSON BREAST BREKKIE THE ROAD TO SOLITUDE Like most of our branch- es, Nelson supports a The morning quiet is broken by the V twins rumbling number of charities and by; but it’s just the Zimmer riders going for a ride. we recently hosted a They are heading down to Solitude on the road to Pink Ribbon breakfast who knows where, and are stopping for a coffee at fundraiser for the New Zea- the ‘Café of Despair’. land Breast Cancer Foun- Everyone has seen them, the towns where no one dation. It’s an easy event to stops, bypassed by the highway. get support for, ‘cos we all The mine and mills have closed. love a good breakfast! The school, the pub, the post office have finally Our Ulyssians arrived closed their doors and only the old stay on. for breakfast in a pink-themed restaurant, with some dressed in their own They have no place to go. pinks. Lorraine Lindsay was a stand-out in that area and she won a $50 voucher for her efforts. We raised an amazing $900 from breakfasts, raffles So they opened up a cafe in the old stone store, and and donations, to fund breast cancer research. A huge thanks to Kerry & brew a bitter beer out the back. The Panama Kitchen Bar team, to the companies who donated items and of So when bikers ride on down to drink and have a course to everyone who supported the cause. chat; the ‘ ‘Despair Café; welcomes them and knows Donations can still be made direct to NZBCF at http://pinkribbonbreakfast. they will come back. co.nz/page/ulyssesnznelsonbranchshostpage and I’d really encourage other The fires warm, the coffee hot, but you find no ‘Latte’ branches to consider hosting their own breakfasts for this cause. here, but those who know will breast the bar for a pint Sara Richards #8476 of beer.

So if you’re feeling desperate, and close to giving FINE SUNDAY up. Just remember ‘Solitude’ and the little café there; Where hope springs eternal, and only the weak I woke up one fine Saturday morn- despair. ing in the first week of May, the sky was clear and the temperature was Laurie Petterson # 9357 warm. I just had to go for a ride and I Zimmer Rider decided to head out for a short ride as we had visitors arriving in the afternoon. I jumped on the Motorway at Papakura and head towards Kariaotahi Beach just west to the township of Waiuku. The ride out was great the MICHAEL JOHN GILLILAND traffic was light the roads dry and as I cleared the top of the hill rolling #4831 down towards Kariaotahi Beach. The wide open Tasman Sea greeted 17-01-1958 - 23-06-2016 me like a long lost friend, I parked up and soaked in the atmosphere. Peter Woodfield #8081 Mike was a true Ulyssian. Ulysses members come from all walks of life and we probably would not know each other if were not for the Ulysses Club. AN ODE TO ZIMMER FRAME RIDERS. Our friendships have been formed by that same common interest and whilst these friendships may be LOOK NOT BACK, RIDE ON limited to that interest we none the less form a small but important piece of each other’s lives. The road through life is winding and maps are seldom found Mike had been part of our Branch and part of our To tell you where to start and stop and where to turn around lives for over 16 years. For 5 of those years Mike served as a committee But still you ride through wind and rain toward the final bend member and helped with the running of the Wairarapa To meet with friend and loved ones who travelled on ahead Branch. He was an active member and participated in most They are gathered her together with stories going round branch ventures along with his wife Kerry. He was a Of bikes and rides and parties but none of growing old keen volunteer at the local motorcycle hill climb and Flying mile competitions and regularly assisted as a So when you think your life is done and you’re riding on your own Ulysses motorcycle marshal at the local and interna- tional cycling events and a fundraiser for our branch. Look Not Back, Ride On; Mike was well liked and respected amongst our You’re very nearly home. members and those he associated with. He will be greatly missed. Laurie Petterson # 9357 RIDE ON MIKE Zimmer Rider Greg Evans #5572 Wairarapa Branch

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A TRIP TO THE STONEFIELDS

s we gathered for the Tues- We decided to do day ride on 19 July, it wasn’t the historic one. raining but it was obvious that I was expecting it was going to. For that rea- frequent plaques son,A we decided to stay close to home. pointing out the I led the group to Otuataua Stonefields significance of Historic Reserve in Mangere, which each point on the is a volcanic area which was farmed walk but there by Māori for centuries, and then by was only one so Europeans for another hundred years. I had to dredge Māori had brought crops with them from my memory to their Polynesian homeland, but most explain the im- did not do well in the colder climate of portance of this New Zealand. Kumara, taro, yams and site. gourds were grown using stone walls to Afterwards, we shelter them from frosts. Some of the had lunch at a stone walls survive at Otautaua, and café in Mangere piles of rocks show where other struc- Bridge. As we tures were. ate, a couple of On the way I stopped briefly to check elderly communi- our route on the map on my tank bag. ty wardens came One of the younger riders pulled up next by. One saw our to me. She smiled broadly when she jackets on the back of the chairs and, and said “Yes, we are wonderful guys.” saw what I was doing, and commented having seen our bikes parked up the Taken aback, the warden told them they that she hadn’t seen a real map used for road, asked if we were the motorcy- were beautiful ladies, and told the rest a very long time. clists. She told us enthusiastically about of us that we should take good care There are three self-guided walks at a friend who had a motorcycle, and said of them. “They are more than capable the Stonefields, historical, botanical and we were all wonderful guys. The two of taking care of themselves.” said the geological, each about 20 minutes long. women in our group nudged each other wonderful guy next to me. NATIONAL RALLY IN THE WAIRARAPA SEE YOU 2017

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amilton member Alan Thore- venient slot between flight arrivals and Chains / Shinko Tyres, Godiva Screens, sen (#6327) has taken out departures! Darbi Accessories – HJC Helmets, the No 1 Title in the 2016 NZ Alan has a passion for Kawasaki’s and Mouse – The Plastic Surgeon, Violets Drag Racing Series for Modi- particularly the Kawasaki ZX14 of which Coffee @Pit Lane, Roads and Sport Hfied bikes running his Kawasaki ZX14R he has three Race bikes and a Road (Dyno Time). as part of the Black Thunder Racing NZ legal bike, and at the age of 61 he has Further information: team. no intention of taking up a quieter more Website – www.blackthunder.co.nz At the recent NZDRA National Awards relaxing sport or pastime. Facebook: Black Thunder Racing NZ held in Wellington, Alan was awarded the Alan Thoresen enjoys riding and tour- Winning NZDRA No 1 Trophy and Title. ing with his wife Violet who rides a Kawa- He was also awarded the highest mph in saki 250 Ninja. Violet competes herself the ¼ Mile Motorcycle Award (150mph or in the 250cc class but is the organizer 240kph) and the most travelled kms Drag of travel plans and the pit area behind Racing Award, which is a reflection of his the scenes for the Black Thunder Racing enthusiasm. Team. Alan has mentored a younger Winning the series is from points ac- rider from Tokoroa, Jacob Reece, who cumulated at Events run as part on the has shown great improvement in recent NZDRA National Series held around years and now places well in his own New Zealand including Nelson, Master- class events. ton, and Taupo Tracks over the summer Over winter Alan and the team are 2015-16. working on modifications and improve- Alan returned to Drag Racing in 2005 ments to the bikes in preparation for the after an extended break from motorcy- 2016-17 series. cle racing and won many Drag Racing Sponsorship is vital to Black Thunder Events, as well as breaking many NZ and Alan acknowledges the on-going Records and winning the National Drag support of: Bike Rider Magazine, Castrol Racing series several times over the last NZ, Katana Batteries, Go Logistics, ten years in the Modified bike category. Hamilton Motorcycle Centre, MGM Mo- He has been to the Bonneville Speed torcycles, Kawasaki NZ, W White – RK Tyre warming Week three times, recording a highest speed of 198mph (320kph). For com- parison, Burt Munro’s highest officially recorded speed on an Indian is 190mph (305kph) in 1967 (Wikipedia). His highest ever recorded speed is 214mph (344kph) on the Hamilton Airport runway, one Sunday morning in a con-

Launching at Taupo

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t had been a while in the planning, we do for motorcycling….. more likely Nicki) had lucked in, as it was but in late March we three (War- Soon enough though it was time to great. Just off the gorge between Paeroa ren, Bill & Tony) set out to travel the embark on Blue Bridge. and Waihi, our three nights were marred byways of the North Island. Warren The other three wise men tried to get only by incessant viewing of “Overhaul- hadI promised to show us that Te Wai accommodation at Xmas – silly bastards. ing” on Sky. Actually only Bill had a Pounamu doesn’t have a monopoly on jaundiced view of Overhauling, Warren & good roads, and events were to prove TAIHAPE I thought it was a perfect accompaniment him right. Mounted on our trusty steeds; Was the first overnight, after a good run to our evening scotch / bourbon. No ac- Ducati Multi-Strada (Warren), new out of Wellington and over the Rimutakas. counting for taste. Yamaha Tracer (Bill), and 650 Wee- The Paihatua Track was as good (bet- Being only a stone’s throw from the Strom (Tony), the Mild Bunch (Sons of ter) as I remembered it, and we enjoyed Beach-Hop (provided you are a bloody Arthritis, Ibuprofen Chapter) set out. some great views across the Mangaweka good stone-thrower), it was a great loca- Along the way a number of state- country en-route to our overnight stop. tion from which to travel daily, to take ments were made that were so profound The motel owner made us welcome, and in the Automotive loveliness that is the as to be worth recording. Given the after negotiating a pretty sharp deal on Beach-Hop. collective title “The Wisdom”, some are the room (which probably cost us another We got talking to some locals in Co- reproduced below. You will know them $5), he presented us with a can of beer romandel, where a local lady suggested when you come to them, by their deep each and a big bag of munchies. Hospital- she fancied a ride. To which she hastily insightfulness. ity indeed. added;” On a Bike”. We were sent on our Tea at the local hotel saw three Maori way with the admonishment that “You PICTON lasses set us a special table in the dining boys enjoy your ride, just remember that The tombstone back-packer provided a room, with silver service no less! They you’re not teenagers anymore”. Rejoic- restful night, and some quality time was could tell they had better treat the Mild ing in the name “the Sons of Arthritis” we spent with the owner discussing the old Bunch right. didn’t need reminding! dunger, ahem, wonderful vintage motor- Bill, you are a nice bloke, but you’re a God drives a V8. cycle, in his basement, together with his horrible bugger. Half of Auckland was there. We know Buell. All the while little winged biting crit- it’s only half because there were no ters took advantage of stationary targets, PAEROA Asians. much to Bill’s later discomfort. The things In pre-booking a Book-a-Bach, Bill (or That would give a jellyfish a hard-on.

PAUANUI Pauanui was a surprise – clearly a very popular spot, but deserted when we were there. Not to our taste, but JAFA’s seem to love it. Our motel was fine, and the roads were getting better and better. 5,000 houses and a population of 50.

WHAKATANE Getting into the real East Coast now, and the riding is still good, despite some patchy weather. As we do at home, we choose a route based on a favourable forecast, as long as it takes us in the right general direction. Where are youse going? Wherever the road takes us.

GISBORNE

36 | Ulyssian SEPTEMBER 2016 Hicks Bay was to be the overnight, but a fairground. after being quoted an outrageous price by Warren had the the sole motel we declined. In the event Ducati fair humming we arrived too early to stop, and the local around the coast, and attractions did nothing to make us regret the Wee-Strom proved our decision to push on. yet again that no-one There was a bit of getting lost involved has told it it’s only a on this leg. Who was actually lost de- 650, despite being pends on who you listen to; suffice to say likened to an antique we all got together again. armchair (presumably I almost forgot, we had our best/worst a veiled reference to day in going via Lake Waikaremoana. the highway pegs). We were prepared for the gravel, which Bill confesses he is not a worry for any of us. As luck would was in a reverie involv- have it, the grader had been through (and ing beaches, ocean, a in fact was still there), so it was the old road and a motorcycle. riding-on-marbles trick. After that came What could be better? the wet, slippery papa-clay shit, this (Who has read Zen wasn’t a lot of fun either. Anyway no- and the Art of Motor- one dropped their bike, and some lovely cycle Maintenance? I have just re-read sealed twisties were to follow. We were it, and enjoyed it even more the second e-mails, I pulled the plug here, to return too busy to look at the views, so I can’t tell time.) to the contract work I am currently doing. you much about the lake, except that we Naturally we contacted Rod O’Beirne, Bill & Warren went over Gentle Annie- hadn’t been there, and now we have. and we all met up for the trip through to 160KM of twisties – to another overnight We weren’t very lost. Whanga-momona. A great ride and Rod is at Taihape. Same motel, same free beer still making Dave Filer’s old Super Tenere & munchies, same pub meal. TAUPO work for a living. Of course anyone who I don’t remember much about this knows Rod knows that there is a joke GREYTOWN overnight, so it must have been ok. Oh coming; After overnighting, they travelled through that’s right, we went searching for some What do you call two nuts on the wall? Martinborough and Lake Ferry, then hardware to fix Bill’s new bike (Dave Filer, – Walnuts of course. across to Welly. if you’re reading this, the warranty claim What do you call two nuts on your will be with you soon). Eventually, after chest? Chestnuts of course. WELLINGTON striking out at the bike shop, Bunnings What do you call two nuts on your chin? Te Papa provided the final round of cul- Motorcycle Supplies provided the missing (Mary) A blow job! ture, and then homeward bound. bits – anyway after a return visit the next They are special stones. They are morning they did. larger versions of the small ones. THE REAL STARS While we were in the bike shop Bill Instead of buggering off to cities over- Were of course the bikes. Performing had to give the lad who was “serving” us seas, Nelson City Councillors could learn faultlessly throughout, they proved to be a quick lesson in salesmanship. 1) The a thing or two here. the ideal mounts for this sort of tour. customer knows what he wants; he just We weren’t very lost. (Again). The Ducati – top of the line, top per- needs a little help in getting it. 2) It’s best former, expensive but you get what you if you know how to work the EFTPOS TURANGI pay for. and/or till.The Irish barmaid at National The road around the West of the moun- The Yamaha Tracer – new to the Park was riveted by Bill’s tales of deliver- tain was new to me, and a good one. A market, it verified Yamaha’s mission state- ing duck eggs in Ireland.” Duck eggs eh? night in a motel, a meal in a pub. The ment for the model; a tourer doesn’t need That’s a new one.” truck-stop breakfast just out of Taupo was to be big and ponderous. Bill found rain Jesus was a short fat chap. notable for the quality of the food, and mode ideal in providing soft throttle re- the (unlimited) size of the portions – self sponse through the twisties. A really nice NEW PLYMOUTH serve from a buffet. We took full advan- bike and good value. Two nights here, for some rest & recu- tage, and didn’t really need to eat for the The V-Strom – proved once again that peration. I’ve always had mixed feelings next 24 hours. Couldn’t help but notice these Wee-Stroms punch well above their about New Plymouth, but what a nice the number of locals eating there, whose weight. Owen Mather tells me that some town. Museum, art gallery, talk about size reflected the multiple trips back to American mag voted it the best bike in the culture! We had our first falling out of the reload their plates. Not a pretty sight. world, and on a bang-for-buck basis they trip over the art gallery, which has a stun- The biggest people in the world eat here. could be right. ning reflective exterior folding in a series Now, where to next? of asymmetrical curves. Or is a f**king NAPIER (Down to two wise men) horrible house of mirrors suitable only for Finally succumbing to the barrage of Tony Ray #3264

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MUSTERING AT CHALLA STATION

erek Hughes is a Nelson stalled the work began of rounding up because everyone else seemed com- Ulyssian. However, he has for market the resident wild cattle herds pletely at home in this most desolate of another life far far away which had been engaged in selective terrain. It was essential that you keep where it seems he puts his breeding programmes for at least the another motorcycle within hearing, if not lifeD on the line and body on a motorbike last 25 years (self-selected breeding in sight because it is so easy to become to help the family with the round- up of that is). lost, and that is a bad feeling. Anyway, some seriously large and angry animals A couple of years ago the wild cattle, we duly caught up with the cattle, and on a seriously large cattle station in including several stroppy bulls had what a rag tag lot they were...all shapes Western Australia. We asked him to been sent to market following a clear and sizes. Some looked surprised to spin a yarn and this is what he wrote. out of the original Challa station. Then see us and there were two standout Some big changes occurred at the they anticipated 70 beasts but caught bulls; a medium sized muscular black West Australian cattle station owned 135. This time it was going to be so one which looked like he should have and run by my daughter and husband much harder. been in Spanish bull ring, and an- and family in 2015. For 140 years Meri- There are usually about eight mo- other brindle monster which had been no sheep, and their wool has sustained torcycles in the sheds, totalling about a reject from the ‘Lord of the Rings’ successive generations on the land, but 1000cc, and the four best were brought movie. They watched us as we took a the incursion of wild dogs and the lack out and fired up. All of machinery at long detour around them to form up... government help to combat the problem the station is kept in good order by Ash left flank, right flank, rear and sweeper led to the decision to switch to the rais- because reliability is the most important (that’s me), and began to push them the ing of beef cattle. The adjoining station factor in this landscape, where tem- five or so kilometres to the yards where had been in trouble for several years peratures regularly top 400C and a 10 reinforcements were waiting for the dif- and the bank foreclosed on the absen- kilometre walk could be seriously life ficult stage. They travelled along quite tee leaseholder. Deb and Ash managed threatening. nicely, at a walk...which is best or at a to acquire the lease, so increasing the Myself, Deb, and my two teenage slow trot. land holding to nearly one million acres, granddaughters got our safety briefing, Occasionally one of the younger and an enormous amount of work to get two way radios ,hi-viz vests, emergency beasts would take of into the scrub the infrastructure up and running again, water supply and set off in the gen- and would be cut off before getting especially access tracks and windmill eral direction of where Ash had spot- too far away by one or other of the water supply. ted some cattle the day before. I was expert outriders. The putt putting of an Once holding yards had been in- tail end charlie, not out of choice, but ambling two stroke would be replaced with a high pitched whine and a trail of blue smoke. It was then my job to fill the place left by the pursuing rider. It is very easy to fall off a 100cc Suzuki ag bike, especially when the cuff of your jeans gets caught in the kick start just as you try to put your foot down. I made several horizontal dismounts during that ride and I swear I saw a cow actually grinning once. It’s a steep learning curve alright, but now I know that a certain type of vegetation is asso- ciated with “crab hole” country, and that soft boggy sand is a slightly different shade of red. As the cattle approach the wings leading into the trap of the yard they sense that something is wrong and

38 | Ulyssian SEPTEMBER 2016 become agitated....that’s when the big guys in the Suzuki and Toyota Utes step in and the bikes hang back, with the bulls positioning themselves between the cows and the vehicles. On this occasion the black one got really angry, bellowing his challenge and fling- ing great clods of earth and dust over his shoulder. The Suzuki driver, Ash’s dad, inched closer, revving the motor and sounding the horn and for a few long seconds the stand-off continued, until the bull realised that his mate had taken the cows into the yard then he turned and followed. I would have put my money on that bull - he certainly outweighed the Suzu- ki Ute by a long way. In the meantime, we motorcyclists had retreated to a safe place behind the waiting cattle truck.

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n late July, five of us met for the reg- ular Auckland Branch Tuesday ride. It rained heavily the previous night and showers continued through the day,I so the roads were wet and some- times slippery, and we rode with due caution. After the ride finished, I headed home, initially following a comrade but turning off alone onto the Clevedon- Takanini Road. At this point the showers had stopped and the road was dry. In fact, it was a flat, straight rural road with a good surface and little traffic. Not surprisingly, I was cruising along happily at 100km/h. Completely out of the blue, a large log bounced off my helmet. I only got a glimpse of it but it was about the same di- ameter as my helmet. It took me a few sec- age to my bike, but the intercom was I’d be writing this report. onds to react - a branch must have fallen knocked off my helmet and the clip which Almost immediately, a white van off a tree, I thought. I stopped and looked holds it on had sheared. Had I been a pulled up and a guy started cutting up back. It wasn’t a branch but the entire tree, bike-length or two further back, I would the tree. I was surprised that someone which was now blocking the road. Several have hit the trunk at full speed and prob- had started cutting it up so quickly, cars had stopped and a woman was on ably gone over it, skidding along the because I thought the tree had fallen her cell-phone to report the blocked road. road, which I would probably have sur- due to the wet weather and he must be Someone said they had seen me almost vived as I was wearing full body armour. a local who just happened to have a get hit, but they hadn’t realised that I actu- However, had I been half a bike-length saw in his van. It didn’t occur to me until ally had been. back, I would have hit the trunk with my I was home that perhaps someone had I wasn’t hurt, and there was no dam- chest at 100km/h, and I rather doubt that incompetently felled the tree and it had fallen the wrong way, onto the road. A few days later I talked to someone who lives in the area and travels along that road almost every day. He said he’d seen the tree leaning a little further each day prior to my encounter with it, which bolsters my original theory that it just collapsed without warning. On the other hand, I went back myself to look at the site a week later, and the trees remain- ing seemed in poor condition with many cut stumps between, and no sign of any disturbance to the soil, which would favour the idea it was a deliberate felling gone wrong. At the branch meeting the next week, I was duly fined for the “environmental vandalism” of destroying the tree by hit- ting it with my bike!

Charlie Truell #8956

40 | Ulyssian SEPTEMBER 2016 RETREADS TRIP REPORT 21 JULY

n a nice day amongst a table, asking staff if they had found it, tinues to enjoy her Thursday rides now week of mixed weather a checking pants, then asking all the riders that she has retired. smaller than usual group of to check their jackets. Still no sign of it. It was lovely to have our old friend 13 bikes assembled at the Pete was in quite a state; no money, no Peter Bugler on our ride today on his well Wairau Bridge for our lunch at the Slip food, no wallet. presented Spyder. I noticed Ray having a O serious look at his machine. Inn Havelock. For about the sixth time he checked Lindsay led the way with a leisurely his own jacket and believe it or not the On today’s ride were; Peter Beck- cruise through to Havelock, ample missing wallet seemed to have got itself ett, Lindsay Learmonth, Peter Bugler, time to enjoy the freedom that our into the inside of his apparel. With a Jimmy Allan, John Hadfield, Wendy bikes give us. huge sigh of relief Peter was able to Champion, Ray Beard, Jeff Champion, The Slip Inn was quite busy for a settle down and finally enjoy a very nice Alan Grant, Karl Marshall and friend Thursday but in spite of this our meals mince hot pot. Harry Harrington, Danny McGowan and arrived in good time. It was good to see our old friend Alan the writer. Now, have you ever had that awful Grant on the ride having sneaked away sinking feeling that you have lost your from work. Pity his eyes were too big Murray #3161 wallet and the knowledge that all your for his belly having ordered a huge credit cards etc could fall into the wrong plate of wedges flavoured with bacon hands? Well, you need to ask Peter and tasty sauces, having to resort to Beckett about it. To say he was panicking begging his adjacent bikers to help him would be an understatement - out to his out. Unfortunately Alan had to leave bike, into the toilet three times, through early as he claimed he needed to work his jacket at least three times, under the to help pay our pensions. Wendy con-

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he forecast was for fairly poor ing would probably be more challenging. l past the salt works. weather but I had a night’s ac- was a bit disappointed that I couldn’t make At home, the jug on for a welcome cup commodation booked at the it to the Remembrance Service as I think of tea and hang up my wet jacket, even Hanmer backpackers, so at the it’s an important item on the Ulysses Club though the weather was against us getting Tcrack of dawn Saturday morning I rose, calendar and as part of our club’s tradition, to Hanmer I enjoyed the ride I had and I packed my bags, rugged up and headed I also love catching up with the other club like to think that we remember those mem- off, meeting Lou and Noel in Main Street members from around the South Island. bers, no longer with us, and the contribu- and departing at 8.00am sharp. Carefully doing a U turn through the tion they made to our club. The clouds were low and there were a snowy slush at the very top of the hill I I will make it next year - all going well. few showers keeping the road surface wet gingerly descended back down to sea level Cheers, and with the temperature about 5 degrees where it was only raining and carried on to and a stiff southerly wind gusting, which the Caves Cafe for a pot of tea, a stretch John 5083 was whipping up the sea in spectacular and warm up. I had only just paid spray crashing on the rocks, it was a cool for my order when Lou and Noel ride but with little traffic made it a good run turned up, then Kelvin, Julia, Ray to Kaikoura. I stopped to get off the seat and Vic also arrived so we all sat and stretch my legs and Lou who was just around a table for ages chatting behind pulled up. We had a chat and we eating and having tea or coffee. could see that the snow was quite low on Returning home just after the hillsides and heavy cloud obscuring 1.00pm it was an uneventful ride the tops, the temperature felt much cooler from Kaikoura; the rain mostly here as well. eased off, the wind had dried a Just south of Kaikoura there was a road riding line on the road near Ward worker stopping all traffic and advising that even though the clouds were the weather conditions had deteriorated very dark and threatening, and and that there was snow and ice on the there was a hint of hail as I rode road. I said I would carry on and see if it was passable on my bike. It was an enjoyable ride along the coast even though it was getting really cold by now. The rain came on again as I was making good time carving up the corners, this is a brilliant length of road for a ride - I was really enjoying it. There was the odd seal out of the water resting at the road verge on this section sheltering from the rough sea I presume, as I started up the Hundalee’s the rain became heavier, then became sleet, then snow and my bike tem- perature gauge was flashing zero degrees. At the top of the hill I stopped as the snow was falling heavily enough that I had to constantly clear my visor and it was starting to settle as slush on the road. Along came Lou who stopped alongside so I told him and Noel that I was turning around and heading back, knowing that it was quite a bit further to Hanmer and climbing in altitude as well, and that the rid-

42 | Ulyssian SEPTEMBER 2016 BRICK OVEN, RAI VALLEY 11 AUGUST 2016

woke up today to clear blue skies but easy on him today as he is still suffering ward. Peter indicated that Peter and cold as a witch’s tit outside, so it was from the effects of jet lag and therefore Sacha, Ray and himself were heading to a question of will I or won’t I. After the not as sharp as usual. I decided to be Picton for a coffee at a café on the fore- lousy weather we have had over the kind to him for once and not mention him shore and suggested I should join them. lastI week or so, it wasn’t hard to decide in dispatches today, but unfortunately the I mulled this over between Rai Valley and to go on today’s ride, not only to blow out best of intentions often fly out the win- Havelock before deciding to join them and the cobwebs, but also to stop myself from dow through no fault of my own. During opted for a very slow and cautious ride going stir crazy as a result of being inac- the course of lunch Peter let slip he had around Queen Charlotte Drive. Despite tive for some time. suffered a rather bad case of constipation the ice grit, the ride was worth it as it was I bowled up to Brayshaw Park to find during the last week or so of his trip, and such a blue sky day and the scenery a huge contingent of like-minded souls now having returned to NZ things were spectacular. It’s a ride I always enjoy, and raring to go. Our numbers subsequently starting to loosen up, shall we say, with after another cup of coffee it was time increased as we were joined by others little or no warning. Needless to say this to call it quits and head back home to along the way out. All up some 22-odd was information we didn’t really need to Blenheim. bikes with 24 bods on board. Not too bad know and there was some reluctance on for mid-winter! Today’s attendees included the part of those of us in close proximity Bob #8033 three prospective new members – Peter of Peter to remain and Sacha Brandon on a K 1300 BMW, seated nearby! I do and Harry Harrington on a Harley. Other have to give credit participants included Peter Unger fresh when it is due from his overseas trip, John Sinclair who however and I am is heading to Christchurch next week for a pleased to report fairly major operation on his upper spine – Peter managed to we wish you well John, Noel Duff return- stay in full control ing to our group after undergoing some of himself, thank serious operations, Kelvin Watson, Danny goodness. McGowan, Lindsay Learmonth, John With lunch over Hadfield on his new MT7, Iain MacDon- our group slowly ald, Ray Beard, Graham Howarth, Alan dispersed home- Graham, Terry Maloney, Liz and Grant Johnston, Karl Marshall, Graham Check, Chris Donaldson, Brian Pearce recently returned from a trip to Australia, Murray Brooks, Bruce Windleburn and me. John Sinclair was today’s designated lead rider and I was tail end Charlie. It was a good ride out apart from the chill factor, so it was with some relief to arrive at Rai Valley to thaw out. Murray had pre warned the Brick Oven of our intention to dine there today and despite our arrival coinciding with the start of the lunch hour rush, the staff were pretty efficient and it wasn’t too long before we were all munch- ing away quite happily. It was good to catch up with me old mate Peter Unger who has been traips- ing around the world for the last month or so. He made a specific request that I go

Ulyssian SEPTEMBER 2016 | 43 ARTICLES THE WONDERS OF MEDICAL SCIENCE

here were two options for the Marlborough Sounds Rep, Mr Peter poor old Peter down on the table, ‘Trust Marlborough Retreads group on Unger #8871, surrounded by his usual me, I know what I’m doing” he said as he 5th July, an 11am ride to Picton little fog of pipe smoke, was waiting for us produced a surgical probe from his jacket for lunch, or a 1.30pm ‘afternoon and after the usual banter, the three of us pocket and went to work. The lunchtime tea’T visit to Alzheimer’s Marlborough Day headed inside to order lunch. diners were aghast (or amazed?) at Care Centre. Seated in the middle of the restaurant, these goings on at the Ulysses table, I was the RIC for the lunch ride and our conversation eventually turned to everyone hushed as he got started. duly turned up at Brayshaw park (on 4 Peter’s battle to give up smoking. He’s Even the management and staff wheels due to slight unseasonal rain) in tried everything, he told us, and is at his couldn’t resist having a gander – it’s not plenty of time. At 11am only our resident wits end as to what else he can do. Well, every day a restaurant gets turned into GP, Doc Grant Johnston #4004 on his at this Dr Grant got quite excited. “Aha!” an operating theatre. The Cook was very two wheels and I in my truck departed for he said, “I have the very thing to help you! interested. “Can you get one of those for Picton. The others must all be going on I’ve been dying to try this out – it’s a little dieting?” she enquired. The Doc raised the Alzheimers visit, I thought to myself. robot – I’ll just have to make a small inci- his head for a moment, looked her up On arrival at the Toot ‘n’ Whistle, our sion to plant it on your person”. And with and down and politely informed her that that, he grabbed Peter and began prepa- he didn’t think medical science was that And with that, he grabbed rations for the surgery there and then on far advanced yet! Throughout all this, the spot, in the middle of the restaurant! Peter didn’t make a sound. Peter and began prepara- ‘Bloody Marvellous’ I said to no-one Surgery over, the Doc took a modest tions for the surgery there in particular as I quickly moved my chair bow and to whispers of ‘Wow’, “did you back from the table. I have a slight aver- see that”, “OMG” from the onlookers, he and then on the spot, in the sion to all forms of ‘Doctoring’ and I didn’t sat down with a satisfied look in his eye, middle of the restaurant! want to be too close to this impromptu wiped his hands on his paper napkin and medical intervention. The Doc had pinned tucked into his All Day Breakfast with great gusto. Peter just sat there in stunned silence, an ashen look on his face. He’s been around has Peter and is not usually lost for words, but this had been almost too much. It was clear he was in shock. Also, he was beginning to hear the voices from the little robot that had just been surgi- cally inserted into his ear, telling him. “You will not smoke, you don’t want to smoke, you must not smoke, you will….” (apparently it will keep talking for ever till Peter either stops smoking or until it is removed). Eventually, we finished our lunch and the restaurant was restored to or- der. There wasn’t much more you could say after that. The excitement was over, it was time for Dr Grant and me to head back to Blenheim. We left Peter sitting quietly, finishing his (very sweet) cup of coffee. Nodding and shaking his head, he seemed to be trying to decide if he needed to talk back to that little robot or not.

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Dr Grant, on the other hand, was on he weather certainly didn’t do us one) Stephen Dearnley, founder of The top of the world. He threw his leg over any favours despite the fact that Ulysses Club. his bike, gave me a salute and headed it was definitely picturesque. Net Following Jim’s speech, Steve called out of the carpark. The rain had stopped, result was that we were prob- on a number of branch members to read I knew he was going to enjoy this wee ablyT down in numbers by around 50% on out the names of our former Ulymates scratch back into town. account of those members from Marlbor- and whenever possible to add some light I jumped in my truck and as I pulled ough, Nelson, the West Coast and pos- hearted comments about those who were out of the carpark, I glimpsed Peter sibly further south who were faced with known to that particular reader. Added ad- wandering outside to find his bike. I gave snow on the passes and warnings not to vantage this year was that the names and him a wave and blow me down, what did proceed, which were sensibly heeded. photos, where applicable, were displayed I see? I couldn’t be sure, and I thought It would have also been pretty tough on on an overhead screen thanks to both about this all the way home, but I’d the accommodation providers who would modern technology and the hard work of swear I caught a glimpse of something in have expected, and indeed provided for a branch member Russell Williams, who got his ear – looked distinctly like a tiny nee- bigger turnout. the presentation loaded in time. dle – I hope the Doc has realised by now, Despite that, there were (at a guess) The consensus, following the reading, he left one in there after the surgery. 60 of us there with the bulk coming from was overwhelmingly positive and consid- This had been a Retreads ride with Canterbury plus more than a few staunch ered a must for future services. a difference, but my word, it really had and hardy Ulybods from the previously With the service at an end some mem- been ‘Bloody Marvellous’. The others mentioned provinces. bers needed to head home while others had missed a treat, and what a pity In spite of the aforementioned problems stayed to enjoy the delights of Hanmer there hadn’t been a reporter handy, it the “Service” went ahead, as planned, Springs in mid-winter; and many were would have been a great opportunity for and was opened by our branch coor- able to also savour the more than ad- publicity about some of the extraordinary dinator Steve Orpwood who began by equate dinner served by the Motor Lodge members we have in the Ulysses Club introducing the National Vice President that evening. and in our Retreads group. Jim Galt as the afternoons’ guest speaker. Overall the Hot Springs Motor Lodge My thoughts are with Peter Unger, I Jim gave a short philosophical speech did us proud with accommodation, dinner hope he’s coping with that little voice in referring to both John Quincy Adams (6th and breakfast, the following morning, for his ear and that it is working. Good luck US President) and Paul Harris (Founder $85.00 per person which when combined to him, but I’m wondering, if he’s wishing of Rotary) who had been influential in with a glass or two of ale and a great effort he’d chosen to go on the visit to Alzhei- their particular fields and finishing with by the Hurricanes made for a very enjoy- mers Marlborough instead! special reference to our own (old number able, if somewhat poignant weekend! Lou Jowers #1571

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BRASS MONKEY 2016 (THE 36TH BRASS)

he departure time had been put of the book so to speak. Battling serious back 30 minutes to 7.30 because Lookout between Wanaka sun strike, we got into Haast at 4.30 and the day was forecast as sunny and Lake Hawea knowing it was going to be a hard ride in and warm so we knew there was the morning because of ice we decided going to be a good frost to start the day. not to chance it by pushing through to T Makarora. Though it had been a lovely day The departure point was the Wakefield Po- lice Station, where Phil Allan, John Ross, the temperature on Phil’s ST1300 had not his brother Andy and I all met at the allot- got any higher than 6 degrees, in fact it ted time. Meanwhile, Slipre and Raewyn was the highest it got at any time over the had departed on the Spyder via Havelock weekend. and the East Coast. Already we were We booked into the Heritage Hotel in dressed for the cold, wearing balaclavas pie and we did indeed warm up. Hasst in a 4 person room, only to discover and thermals to mention just a few of the With the day steadily improving as we that one of the beds was a double!! Andy layers we had on. Being the Friday before got closer to the coast we were starting to and John Ross would have to share. John the rally we had decided we were going to enjoy good roads and a steady pace. Upon Ross ‘Mr resourceful himself’ found the travel down the west coast hoping to get to getting to Mount Hercules all this was to room next door was vacated earlier that either Hasst or Makarora before the end of change as there was grit on the road and day and a single bed had not been slept the day. The bottom of the Spooners was ice on the corners where the sun never in so he could have a clean bed and the our first taste of icy frosty conditions, then reaches at this time of year. We stopped in use of a shower and toilet all to himself for again on the Hope Saddle. After stopping Franz for lunch and to gas up. the night! Plus we had the use of all their briefly in Murchison, low cloud followed us Once we had cleared the icy roads coffee and tea facilities from that room to all the way to Reefton for our first real stop between the glaciers we were able to go with ours. for coffee, something to eat, relieve the again make good time down the coast. After showering and freshening up it was bladder as well as a chance to warm up, We stopped briefly at Bruce Bay to take off to the restaurant for our evening meal only to find their water was off due to ice! some photos as the sea was flat calm. It and a quiet beer before turning in around We did eventually get a coffee there and a was a truly stunning day there, one out 10pm. Saturday morning we woke at 7am to a small breeze but no frost on the bikes, yay! Lunch at Franz A hot shower then off to get a good break- fast to set us up for the day. We knew there wouldn’t be a lot of eating places from here to the rally site unless we de- toured so we would make the most of what we had here before we left. On the road by 8 30 we quickly realised the breeze was only on the coast and through the Pass the bridges were really icy and there was frost everywhere; and of course it was worse in those dark places that don’t see the sun at any stage during the day. Top speed at any time was 70 kms through the Pass but in reality we averaged 40km per hour. At Hells Gate the ice was really tricky and combined with the steep climb there we felt that we could easily find ourselves sliding back down on the ice, luck on our side and we found our way to Maka- rora with a slight lessening of ice but not enough to really enjoy one of the best

46 | Ulyssian SEPTEMBER 2016 Warm till the sun Smoke bomb in the went down! toilets!

motorcycling roads in New Zealand. We fireworks display which was quite something Then it was steady riding through to Fairly decided to head into Wanaka to get a bot- this year. From where we had set up our for a coffee and pie before finishing the day tle of port and bike fuel. camp we didn’t have to crane our necks at Methven for the night at a place that Phil Then it was off to Alex for lunch before to see it all and could appreciate the full had used before called the Cedar Chalets. we headed to the rally site. Checked in col- display, in a cool, slightly smoked covered A fantastic hot shower and a good thaw out lected our badge and wrist ring at the gate sky. I headed off to bed at 10 this year with 2 before heading off to the Dubliner pub for a then selected a camp site right down the sleeping bags and a new 38mm self-inflating meal and quite a few drinks to celebrate the bottom on the flat this year, trying to keep air mattress. It was a winner as I was as fact that we had knocked off another Brass. away from the noise. Got the tent up next snug as a bug in a rug, listening to the music. $116.00 dollars each later we staggered to a pile of wood and a drum for our fire Only the sound of the rescue chopper that home with a full stomach and huge satisfied and then headed back up the hill to check landed not far from us at midnight to cart smiles on our faces, giggling like a bunch out the monkey bar and get our souvenirs. someone off to hospital and the call of nature of school girls and talking a whole load of Beer prices were a lot dearer this year with in the wee small hours, disturbed my sleep. rubbish. Still it was a good night and we a beer costing $5.00 and a woody $7.00. At 7.00am I asked Phil how cold he was got looked after royally at the Dubliner. (I There was security on the site this year and we talked for a while before having to wonder why?) and they were obvious as they wandered get up. Freezing!!! The place was white! The next day was the final jaunt home. through the rally site. Our neighbours had There was ice both in and on the tent and Icey again so we headed east for the main got the fire going when we returned and a covering on the ground that looked like highway and the sun to stay warm joining Slipre and Raewyn had arrived and set up snow. It was impressive! We headed up to State Highway 1 at Rakaia. We skirted their tent not far from us. It was warm until the Monkey bar to get a bacon and egg muf- around Christchurch and ended up having the sun went down which was the signal fin and a real coffee to thaw out with before breakfast in Amberley. Crossing over the for some internal fuel and liquid refresh- starting the process of packing up. On the Lewis Pass was again a slow cautious ride ments while we with rubbed shoulders with road at 9.30 we headed into Cromwell for with lots of ice, generally in the expected old and new friends and told stories that gas and a real breakfast. Off over the icy Lin- places. There were unfortunately a few brought us here. dus Pass to Omarama and on to Twizel to accidents with cars returning home after the 8.30pm was the signal for a half hour water the tree and take a couple of photos. long weekend so a reminder in how well we had done to stay upright all weekend. A Quick running repairs! brief stop at Springs Junction to stretch our legs, then a splash and dash in Murchison before the final leg home. In four days we had done just short of 2000kms on icy roads! I guess the week- end cost me $500, that’s fuel for the bike and rider plus 2 night’s accommodation and then the prepaid rally entry. Worth every cent I say. As usual I had some great company and caught up with some good friends even though it was briefly at times. (Sorry Carefree and the rest of the Canter- bury Crew) This ride is truly an adventure and a chal- lenge and I don’t know why but when you have done one you always seem to need to do another. Bring on the next one. I’ll defi- nitely be at the 40th in four year’s time! John Macdonald #7528 Photos Phil Allan and Raewyn Brown

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I SHOULD KNOW ’COS I WAS THERE... AGAIN!

nd so it came to pass that The many campaigns in its 30 odd years of ex- the way and all the Knights made it along Otago motorcycle club had istence. None so trying as this one though! the Broadway. Tea, coffee and a pee, not once again called the Knights of At 9.00 am (ish) the Knights of Cashmere, in any particular order were required. On- Cashmere to a parley in a field full of hot coffee and the odd sticky bun, wards rode the Knights. Sir Mark formed farA far away in the distant land of Otago adorned in leather and nylon, sporting the rearguard, for Squire Noels aged beast at Oturehua. Summons had been issued badges of past campaigns, headed south was a little slower than the chargers of the far and wide to attend The Brass Monkey on Highway 1 for the verdant lands of Knights and needed a little more rest and Rally. A meeting of such note; that all were Otago. sustenance to make the next stop for fuel required to attend, despite the fact that it Sir Bob of Chester struck forth on his at Oamaru. was sure to be furkin freezing. Japanese beast, the Knights followed in The miles rolled by, the weather held, Sir Bob of Chester sent forth a missive convoy. Bringing up the rear were the La- the support wagon was passed. It was on to the surrounding Knights to gather with dies Thea and Chris in the support wagon. the side of the road with an orange police their noble steeds at BP Rolleston early The Knights took comfort in knowing these car with flashing light behind it. Oh no, on Friday, the morning of 3rd of June. And fair ladies were there to offer support and speeding, Lady Thea was nicked. As I rode thus they did answer the call of Sir Bob. succour to needy Knights, should the need by I could only imagine the conversation. From all lands, far and wide, such as Sir arise and the odd word of encouragement Maybe it went something like this! Grumpy of Picton, Sir Mark of Woodend, from the fair Lady Thea, which has not Lady Thea....”Excuse me officer, why for Sir Chris the Carefree on his thorough- made it past my spellchecker. art thou pulled me over?” bred stallion, ladies from Blenheim and all Memories came flooding back of the Policeman....”Really sorry your ladyship accompanied by squires Bevan and Noel last Brass Monkey Rally I attended. The but thoust support wagon was doing 110k from the fair city of Christchurch on the weather was not so bad, it was not so cold, in a 100K zone. What sayeth thou to that?” Bog. there was nothing to worry about, the sky Lady Thea....How silly was I? Issue me The squires were virgins of the rally, yet was blue and the air was crisp. Plod and a fine and demerit points this instant, for it to learn the mystique of the far off valley. his Radar gun were not about yet to way- is a fair cop you nice young man, and I do They both rode steeds of Japanese origin. lay the unsuspecting Knights. The Teapot deserveth them!” Squire Noels Kawasaki 400 has witnessed Inn at Temuka was the first haven along Policeman....”What a nice lady you are! That will be 80 bucks and 20 points. You be careful now in the far south for there may be other highway robbers. Have a nice day!” After a lunch break at the Railway Cafe in Palmerston, the gathered Knights turned west onto The Pig Root and thus the tem- perature dropped. But what a route it was, perfect for motorcycles! The landlord at The Ancient Briton, after a brief but futile tete a tete with Sir

48 | Ulyssian SEPTEMBER 2016 Bob of Chester, issued forth the keys to no avail. The Knights gathered in, ate, for the long ride north to the nether regions the Knights. That evening was spent in drank and made merry. Recently joined of Canterbury. Hearty breakfasts, supplied fantastic company, good food, decent ale, Squire Rob attended in his red Crocs and by the excellent caterer’s onsite, washed the music of ABBA accompanied by Sir Buddhist Monk trousers, while the rest of down with hot tea and coffee set the Grumpy on the spoons, brought much us attempted to keep warm under many Knights up for the ride home. Squire Noel, laughter and memories of times of old. layers of Kathmandu’s finest merino and now a Knight, having survived a night on Dawn broke. My resolve nearly did too, possum fibres. the ground and Sir Mark rode separately for it was furking freezing. A hard frost Lord Orpwood and the Lady Pam at- from the main posse to allow Noels aged caused much wheezing of Knights and tended the gathering, bringing Lord Mike steed some time to gather its thoughts and steeds alike. of New Zealand. We shared cake, fudge, occasional stops for breath. The shadows But fear ye not, the mother of all break- and other food. beer too. Squires Bevan were long by the time I arrived home. A hot fasts thawed weak minds. Squire Bevans and Noel joined the throng. Contentment bath thawed out finger tips and toes. mind clearly needed more thawing than was all around. Some steeds were cov- It was another trip to remember, and I others for his breakfast was vast and ered for the night. loved every minute of it. The Friday night hearty. Then the Knights were covered for in Naseby was a chance to catch up and We rode to the campsite and collected the night, retiring to the makeshift vil- share some time with friends. The Sat- our badges of honour, wristbands of lage gathered around. The temperature urday night asphyxiating around the fire recognition and set up the Knights castle dropped. My feet froze. I got three hours was a time to cough and wheeze in great under our Lords banner. sleep. Sir Chris the Carefree tried to company. As far as eyes could see, humble blame the occupants of a nearby tent for The Sunday morning was a time to abodes were erected. It was clear that the terrible snoring that carried across moan about cold toes. Sir Bob and Sir Grumpys’ erection was the rip stop nylon village in the dense Would I do it again? You bet! Without the biggest, for it was to sleep them both cold air of the night. We all woke to a cold any hesitation whatsoever! I just need in some comfort. The fire was lit, the sun and crisp blue-sky morning. Tents and thicker socks and a more comfortable mat- went down and with it the temperature, bikes were covered in frost. The fire was tress next time. That’s all! rapidly! stoked. Bums were warmed again and the The smoke was inhaled, bums were task of packing up began. Mark Dexter #8358 warmed, stories told and Sir Peter Interspersed with visits to the fire to searched the heavens for satellites to warm cold fingers, bikes were made ready

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Waihi/Thames Valley Rally Back to Basic's...... Nearly!!! 17th, 18th, 19th February

Back at the Waitawheta Camp.....whoop whoop!!! 439 Waitawheta Road, Waihi

$15.00 per person per night

Tent sites, Bunk rooms and Caravan/Campervan outlets.... BYO Food, Alcohol Plates, Cup's, Cutlery, Cooking Equipment (incl BBQ) and Utensils etc provided

Friday Night: Sausage Sizzle

Saturday: Ride the Lower Coromandel Loop and call into the V8 and Motorcycle Swap Meet at the nearby Paeroa Race Course on the way. Sunday: Head to close by Paeroa for the 26th Anniversary Battle of the Streets Motorcycle Racing

------REGRISTRATION FORM – WAIHI/THAMES VALLEY 2017 VALLEY RALLY Post entry and Cheque to: Ulysses Waihi/Thames Valley Branch, C/- Christine Ottaway, 439 Waitawheta Road, RD2 Waihi 3682 Internet Banking Details: 03-1575-0016606-00 Ref: Surname & 2017 Rally or email form to [email protected] Please make cheques out to: Ulysses Club Waihi / Thames Valley Please indicate how many nights you will be staying......

Cost Number Total Attending

Friday Night $15 _____ $______

Saturday Night $15 _____ $______

Friday Night Sausage Sizzle Yes / No

Name: ______Branch:______

Contact Phone Number: ______

In attending the 2017 Valley Rally, I agree to abide by all the rules and regulations governing the event and hold blameless any official or member of the organising club for any injury, damages or losses which may occur while attending or travelling to or from this event.

Contact: Coordinator: Marlene Johnson on 07 8668019 / 027 2232629 or email: [email protected] Treasurer Christine Ottaway on 07 863 7673 or email: [email protected]

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Rescue Helicopter Hunt 2016 / 2017 Having received your entry form a list of questions will be emailed to you during the week prior to the kick off date. Then having successfully completed the route finding the answers and returning your completed form to the organisers you will receive a well earned ride badge.

How, with whom and on what (or in) you choose to do the ‘Hunt’ is entirely up to you. However you have until the 1st March 2017 to find the answers by which time those answers must have been sent to the organisers.

$30 Prepaid st When: from 1 November 2016 entries entry fee Until: 1st March 2017 only

For information please contact Bob Buchanan at kayakbobnz@gmail or 021669288

2016 Helicopter Hunt Entry Form Please email all entries to: [email protected] 

Internet Banking details: If using internet banking please put your Cheque name and Helo in the particulars and Wespac 03 1594 0041946-00 references Internet Banking

Payment made by personal cheque made out to: Ulysses Canterbury Helicopter Hunt NO CASH BY MAIL please.

INDEMNITY: This is not a race. The organisers accept no responsibility for accident, injury, damage or loss whatsoever to participants or resulting from actions of the participants travelling to, from or during the event. Participants are expected to abide by the laws governing our roads, to ride or drive to the conditions and within their abilities.

Surname: First Name:

Postal Postcode: Address:

Email: Bike:

Signed: Rego: Only one entry per form please, but hey, please feel free to photocopy and spread the love.

All proceeds to the Canterbury West Coast Air Rescue Trust RALLIES

24th Far North Ulysses Branch Rally Barn Dance Theme 7th, 8th, 9th October 2016 Marsden Bay Youth Camp Turn off to Ruakaka, south of Whangarei (89a One Tree point Road, Ruakaka)

Contact Des Trubshoe:  Ph 027283661 or Email: Anne Grbin - [email protected] Tent Sites, Bunk Rooms, Music, Raffles, Prizes,Meals, Free Tea/ Coffee/home baking Cheap Booze (No BYO), Plates, Cups & Cutlery Supplied Please note: entry to venue after 4pm on the 7th Saturdays ride to Packard and Classic Car Museum. REGISTRATION FORM – FAR NORTH ULYSSES 2016 RALLY  Post entry & Cheque to: “Ulysses Far North Branch” Cl- Des Trubshoe, 175 Valley Road, Otaika Valley, RD 10, Whangarei 0170 Internet banking: 12 3115 0096907 01 Ref 2016 rally & your name. Please email form/details to algrbin@gmail

Name:______Ulysses Number:______

Address:______Phone Number:______

Pillion:______Ulysses Number:______

Cost Number Total Attending Badge $10 ___ $______Breakfast Saturday $ 5 ___ $______Breakfast Sunday $ 5 ___ $______Friday Night Meal $10 ___ $______Saturday Dinner & Music (costume night) $25 ___ $______Tent Sites per person/ night Friday $22 ___ $______Saturday $22 ___ $______Bunks per person/ night Friday $22 ___ $______Saturday $22 ___ $______

Total: $______*Any special dietary requirements please let us know in advance. In signing this form, I / We agree to abide by all rules and regulations for the event and will hold blameless all organizers and officials connected with the event for injury or damage while travelling or participating in the event.

Signed ______Date ______

BOOK NOW FOR WAIRARAPA NATIONAL RALLY & AGM Just a reminder to members who plan to attend the National Rally & AGM in Masterton at Wairarapa College Easter 2017. When booking your accommodation please use the old fashion method and ring the Motels. We have visited all the Motels and Camping Grounds and they will take phone bookings. A lot of them have blocked out their on-line booking pages so that they have rooms available for Ulyssians. When talking to the motels please tell them you are from Ulysses and most of them will give you a discount. There are tent and motorhome sites available at The Wairarapa College venue. These are unpowered sites but good shower and toilet facilities are available. The Wairarapa has quite a few B & B’s available so these may be an option for you. Looking forward to seeing you next year. Karen Wilson #7787, Wairarapa Co-ordinator

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MAYHEM IN FEBRUARY 1997 - 2017 IN THE SPIRIT OF ULYSSES 24TH- 26TH FEBRUARY 2017 Wanganui’s Almost Back To Basics Summer Rally: Mangatepopo Camp on State Highway 47 What to Bring: Your bedding and linen requirements, including pillows. Your food, drinks and tea towels for drying your dishes What’s Available: Heated bedrooms which sleep 3, 4 or 6 (get yourself a group together and book a room) Plenty of showers and toilets Well appointed kitchen for self catering plus spacious dining facilities Games room, Large drying room Room for camper vans, motor homes and tents Things to do: Plenty of walks in the area Fishing (arrange own licenses) Less than 30 minutes drive from Whakapapa Village and Ski Slopes, Turangi and Tokaanu Hot Pools Bring your dirt bikes, trikes, quads or Mountain bikes – (we are at the opposite end from Owhango of the 42km trav- erse). Be aware that the tracks are open to the public and are used by many different groups so care is needed

FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT Darryl Greeks and Camp Mother, Lorraine Greeks (06) 345-6624 or 027-229-1294 Wanganui Don Morison (04) 476-9516 Wellington Please make cheques payable to: Autumn Rally and post with SAE (for receipt & map) to: Autumn Rally, C/- 15 Liverpool Street Wan- ganui 4500 .

Mayhem in February Entry Form ACCOMMODATION Friday Night Number of persons @ $12.00 each ______$______Saturday Night Number of persons @ $12.00 each ______$______Badge Number of badges @ $12.00 each ______$______TOTAL $______In signing this form, I hereby agree to hold blameless any member of the organising committee for any injury or accidental damage whatsoever which may occur whilst traveling to, attending at, or traveling from this event.

Name (Please Print)______Pillion / Passenger (Please Pri nt)______

Signed______Pillion / Passen- ger______

Ulysses members, extended family and invited guests most welcome. Please – NO DOGS allowed

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Waikato Ulysses Branch invites you to join NORTHERN ODYSSEY 2017 You will be given a route of approx. 1000 kms of North Island roads selected for their good riding, great scenery and points of interest along the way. Every hour or so, you will need to stop and find the answer to a question. The 2017 Odyssey will take you through Manawatu, Wellington & Wairarapa, starting in Palmerston North & finishing in Masterton. The questions can be completed any time between Boxing Day (26 December 2016) and ANZAC Day (25 April 2017). The route can be completed as one continuous ride or several short rides. It commences with a complimentary tea, cof- fee (or other drink) close to the start and a beer (or other drink) at the finish.

REGISTRATION: $30.00 (includes Badge and complimentary drink at start & finish). ENTRIES: To qualify for complimentary drinks submit entries by 13 December 2016; otherwise entries accepted until 31 March 2017. Entries open to all, Ulysses members and non-members. The Fee has been set to break-even on the event.

To enter, simply send your Name, Postal address, Email address (if you have one) & Phone number to: [email protected] OR by post to: PO Box 5232, Frankton, Hamilton 3242 AND pay the $30 Entry fee to: Ulysses Club, Waikato Branch, Westpac Account No: 03 1555 0013109 00 OR by cheque to PO Box above – cheques payable to: “Ulysses Club, Wai- kato Branch”. Bank transfer or cheque – make sure the sender’s name is clear. The Organisers, Jim Galt & David Coy of Ulysses Club, Waikato Branch, are not responsible for any damage or injury to participants in the Northern Odyssey.

The Rotorua Branch of the Ulysses Motorcycle Club invite you to help us celebrate 21 YEARS at Okataina! 23-15th June 2017

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Runs & Rallies

SEPTEMBER Ulysses Club – Manawatu Branch 1: Southern Rider Escapade commences 2 – 4: Cold Kiwi Rally, Horopito (Ruapehu MC Club) 17 - 18: Westland Branch Rally, 4 Points Compass Hari Hari Motor Inn OCTOBER 7 – 9: 24th Far North Branch Rally, Rally 2016 Marsden Bay (a Motorcycle Poker Run) 14 – 29: 4 Points Compass Rally, Manawatu Branch Complete all 4 Points in any order from October NOVEMBER 14th and finish with the drawing of the last card 5: The Longest Day, Canterbury Branch in Palmerston North on Saturday October 29th. 6: Mountain to Sea Run, Whakatane Branch Great Prizes 11 – 13: Pureora Back to Basics Rally, Rider Registration $40.00 (Badge and light refreshments included). Waikato Branch Entries close October 10th 2016 13: Ronnie Run, North Harbour Branch All Welcome. 24 – 27: Burt Munro Challenge Rally, Invercargill 30: Southern Rider Escapade finishes For further information and an Entry form: The Organiser, 4 Points Rally, DECEMBER 99a Schnell Drive, 10: Toy Run, Marlborough Branch Palmerston North 4414 10: Akitio Overnighter, Kapiti Branch Email: [email protected] 26: Northern Odyssey commences, Phone/txt: 06 354 2922 or 021 2627919 Waikato Branch Internet Banking for Registration Fees: A/c 030726 0495751 00 NOTE: Ulysses events in BOLD For more details of each event see ad at end of The Ulyssian, or Ulysses website PLEASE REMEMBER to post your completed registration form – www.ulysses.org.nz or, contact local Coordinator or, use Google. to the above address (or email it, see above) AND include your Coordinators: to have your significant NAME (& Ulysses number if applicable) with the internet payment. Runs & Rallies included in the R & R list Cheques made payable to Ulysses Club Manawatu Branch for future editions of The Ulyssian please (to address above) advise David Coy at: [email protected] two weeks before the edition deadline.

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AKITIO – ULYSSES OVERNIGHTER – GET TOGETHER – RALLY (hosted by Kapiti Branch Ulysses)

DATE – SAT 10th DECEMBER 2016 VENUE – AKITIO COMMUNITY HALL – OPEN FROM MIDDAY SAT.

BYO= BREAKFAST and DRINK (tea, coffee, sugar and milk provided) COMBINE THE ANNUAL – WOODVILLE LIONS – “SUZUKI COAST TO COAST RIDE” – WITH THIS EVENT AND HAVE AN OVENIGHT STAY. See www.eventfinder.co.nz for info on the “Coast to Coast Ride”

The hall has several bunk rooms availale downstairs these have limited sleeping for 50 people only, (first in first served basis) you need to supply your own sleeping gear, ie sleeping bag, pillow etc. Camping is also available, but again you provide all your sleeping requirements. The hall has good amenities, toilets, showers etc. The large kitchen is well provided for, a commercial type, it has microwave, kettles, toasters, gas hobs, stove, fridge, freezer, all cutlery, pots, plates, cups etc, also a nice outdoor BBQ availale. Good safe bike parking. There is a small store, and fish/chip shop available which is just a short walk along the road, the will be open till about 7.30pm. They also have a selected amount of liquor for sale. Boat Club Bar will also be availa- ble, after the “coast to Coast’ Ride. Come and ride some great sealed Back Country roads out to the coast, enjoy a nice relaxed atmosphere with other Ulyssians, walk along the beach, enjoy a relaxing evening, and if you wish sleep (limited room) on the large covered upstairs deck and watch the sun rise over the ocean in the morning.

Cost is $40 per head for the night, INCLUDES EVENING MEAL. For Bookings please email [email protected] (remember 50 is the cut off for beds) no booking no bed. CUT OFF DATE FOR BOOKINGS 30TH NOVEMBER. You can pay Kapiti Ulysses Branch BNZ 02-0720-0111956-00. Please enter your NAME – BRANCH – MEMBERSHIP NUMBER. Rusty (Banch Secretary)

The Whakatane Branch invites you to the annual Mountain To Sea Run Sunday, November 6 This year we are raising funds for the Hospice EBOP Registration $10 minimum Registration at the New World carpark, Kawerau starting at 10am. Ride starts at 11am. Prizes, Raffles,and a barbeque (for money). This is an open ride on public roads. You are responsible for yourselves,

Murcison and responsible for obeying the road rules. Sunday 4th December Join us for a great ride, a great day in New Zealand’s Waiau Kaikoura 8.00am start, Speights Car Park sunshine capital, and support a great community asset.

Ride either way, Blemheim, Kaikoura, Waiau, Murchison. Aprrox 670 k’s

Lunch at Waiau. BBQ Dinner Nelson

Badge and Certficate

$30 Entry Fee

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Feel like a challenge? Wanna push the boat out? Find out what you’re made of and another badge for the man-tin? Well, you can…

The Great Northern 989km

West Side Story 1071km

The Southern Man 1018km

$25 entry fee Entries close 26th October

Kick-off: anytime, anywhere on whatever circuit tickles ya fancy. For Christchurch Riders who wish too, there will be a 0600 start from outside the Yaldy’ Hotel. There will be a BBQ for riders finishing in Christchurch at 84 Harts Creek Lane, Clearwater. Details to follow on registration

 Only one entry per form please, but hey, please feel free to photocopy and spread the love.

For route information and entries via email or snail mail to: Steve Parr, Longest Day, PO Box 4135, Christchurch 8140, ph: 021 616 508, [email protected]  Payment by personal cheque to be made out to: Ulysses Canterbury Payment via e-banking please use your Name & Long Day as reference Westpac 03 1594 0041946 00

Surname: First name:

Postal address: Post code:

Email: Contact number (on ride):

Bike: Rego:

Intended route: Starting from:

Signed:

INDEMNITY: This is not a race. Participants are expected to abide by the laws governing our roads, to ride to the conditions and within their abilities. The organisers accept no responsibility for accident, injury, damage or loss whatsoever to participants or resulting from actions of the participants travelling to, from or during the event.

Organised by the Canterbury Branch of the Ulysses club of NZ Inc. Ulyssian SEPTEMBER 2016 | 57 [Type text] [Type text] COORDINATORS’ CONTACT DETAILS

The Ulysses Club of New Zealand Incorporated - New Zealand Ulysses Branch Co-Ordinators, Meeting Times and Addresses Version 01/09/2016 - To update your Branch’s information, please contact the National Secretary - contact details inside front cover.

BRANCH Address: Phone / Email: Fax / Mobile: ADMINISTRATION: 0800 Ulysses P O Box 40218, UPPER HUTT, 5140 Debby Morgan [email protected] 021 072 3636 AUCKLAND 1/541 Pakuranga Rd, Howick Auckland, 2010 09 535 4579 Clive Thomas Manukau Cruising Club, Orpheus Drive, Onehunga, 1st Monday monthly, 7.30pm [email protected] 027 481 2700 BULLER 181 Romilly Street, Westport 7825 03 789 8875 Sean Lemass 1st Tuesday of each month at Club Buller [email protected] 027 911 4364 CANTERBURY 24 Glencoe Street Burnside Christchurch 8053 03 358 7494 Steve Orpwood Cashmere Club, 88 Hunter Tce, Christchurch, 3rd Wednesday monthly 7.30pm [email protected] 021 127 3363 FAR NORTH 175 Valley View Road, R D 10, Whangarei 0170 Des Trubshoe Burger King, Whangarei, Sundays at 10.30am [email protected] 027 283 6613 GISBORNE 19 Riverside Road, Whataupoko, Gisborne 4010 06 8678816 Brendan Smith Tatapouri Fishing Club first Thursday monthly 7-30pm [email protected] 027 557 0128 HAWKES BAY 25 Tait Drive, Greenmeadows, Napier 06 845 0238 Tim (Tiny) Stewart Taradale RSA, 1st Wednesday monthly, 7.30pm [email protected] 021 053 7842 KAPITI COAST 15 Rangiatea Street, Paraparaumu 5032. 1st Wed.Mth 7:30pm. 04 902 4963 Cheryl Roberts Odd Mths The Jolly, Paraparaumu/ Even Mths Otaki RSA. [email protected] 027 423 1033 KING COUNTRY 17 Seddon Street, TE KUITI, 3910 07 878 5009 Graeme Hammond Contact Graeme for details [email protected] 027 515 3201 MANAWATU Mako Mako RD 3 Pahiatua 4983 06 376 7138 Bruce Ebbett 2nd Tuesday each month (except January) at the Bunnythorpe Tavern at 7.30pm. [email protected] 0274 929 500 MARLBOROUGH 143B Maxwell Road, Blenheim 7201 03 577 6822 Kelvin Watson Vines Village Rapaura Road every Saturday Morning 10 am [email protected] 027 306 7344 NELSON 9 Fairfield Street, Brightwater, 7022. Speights Ale House Cadillac Ave (opposite 03 542 4054 John Macdonald WOW complex), every Saturday 10am to 12 noon. [email protected] 027 345 2761 NORTH HARBOUR P O Box 100 054 NSMC Auckland 0745. 1st Thurs.Mth 5.30pm Pupuke Golf Club, 09-444 2770 Wayne Painter 231 East Coast Rd, Campbells Bay, North Shore [email protected] 027 289 1018 NORTH OTAGO 123 Thames Street Oamaru 9400 03 439 5545 Bruce Thacker Criterion Hotel, Cnr Harbour & Tyne Sts, Oamaru, 3rd Wednesday of each month [email protected] 021 501 102 OTAGO 17 McGeorge Avenue Mornington Dunedin 9011 03 453 5287 Mike Wyatt First Tues. each month, 7:00 pm at the Otago M/C Club (OMCC) rooms Clarke St [email protected] 0274 853 906 ROTORUA 10 Moke Road, Rotorua 3010 Gordon White St John Ambulance Hall, Peririka Street 7.00pm last Sunday of the month [email protected] 027 345 8634 SOUTHLAND P.O.Box 476, INVERCARGILL, 9812. Ride 3rd Sunday of month. Meet in the carpark 03 216 6234 Jill Warhurst behind Glasines in South City around 10.30am [email protected] 027 235 5893 TARANAKI 206 Seaview Road NEW PLYMOUTH 4310. The Tree House, 471 Devon Street West 06 753 6044 Ray Senior New Plymouth, 4pm 3rd Sunday of the month [email protected] 021 479 231 TAUMARUNUI 4366 State Highway 4 RD 1, Ongarue, TAUMARUNUI, 3994 07 895 9244 Bob Kendrick R S A, 2nd Tues. each month.Rides 10.00am , Railway Station [email protected] TAUPO Pilbrow Watchmakers Shop 5 19 Tamamutu Street Taupo 3330 07 377 3550 Ian Pilbrow Taupo Cosomopolitian Club Taniwha Street, 7:30pm.2nd Thursday each month. [email protected] 0274 358 259 TAURANGA 87 Stableford Drive, Pyes Pa, Tauranga 07 543 0080 Marius Swanepoel Tauranga Citizens Club, Thirteenth Avenue, 7.30pm, 3rd Tuesday monthly [email protected] 027 519 4555 TOKOROA 19 Kaka Crescent, TOKOROA, 3420 07 886 8389 Brian Middleton Lunch Meeting every second month ph Coordinator for details [email protected] 027 369 8972 TURANGI 6 Runuku Grove Turangi 3334 07 386 0881 Steve McLardy Bridge Motel SH1 Turangi 7.30 pm 2nd Wednesday each month [email protected] 0274 407 999 WAIHI-THAMES VALLEY 210 Edward Street, Coromandel 3506 07 866 8019 Marlene Johnson Waikino Hotel, Waikino, 3.pm, Sunday 2 monthly Check www.ulysseswtv.org.nz [email protected] 027 223 2629 WAIKATO 28 Bramber Street, Flagstaff, Hamilton 3210 07 823 0069 Des Chiles Waikato Commerce Club, 197 Collingwood St, 1st Mon Mthly 7.30pm (except Jan) [email protected] 027 430 1916 WAIRARAPA 40C William Wong Place, Carterton. Wairarapa Services & Citizen’s Club, Essex 06 379 7022 Karen Wilson Street Masterton, 3rd Monday monthly 7:30pm [email protected] 021 779 776 WANGANUI 33C Pitt Street Wanganui 4500 06 348 4141 Piet Meijer RSA 170 St Hill Street Wanganui, 7.30pm, 1st Thursday monthly [email protected] 021 143 6137 WELLINGTON 47 Ward Street, Wallaceville, UPPER HUTT 5018 04 971 2893 Jim Furneaux Petone Workingmen’s Club, Udy Street, Petone, 7.30pm, 2nd Tuesday monthly [email protected] 021 244 2091 WESTLAND 1 West Drive, RD 2, HOKITIKA 7882 03 755 6216 Gary Sinclair Varies, contact Gary for details [email protected] 027 575 5604 WHAKATANE 381 East Bank Road, RD3 Thornton, Whakatane 3193 07 304 9953 Sue Holmes Ohope Charter Club, Ohope, 7.30pm, 2nd Wednesday monthly [email protected] 027 363 2177

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