ISSUE No 5 ssig i g HEALTH & WELLNESS

HOW TO LEARN BY INTERPRETING CANDLE SMOKE BY HANNAH LEPLEY The fi rst aspect of the smoke sure how long the smoke lasts. The results due to the smoke being hun- ture. If you focus on the right thing STAFF WRITER to be aware of is the color, which longer it lasts, the less urgent the gry. Candles that smell like a loca- the smoke will start to pick up on There are many things one can is a physical representation of matter. On the fl ip side, the shorter tion tend to just make the smoke your projections and search the learn from candle smoke if they your mind. If done correctly the it lasts the more urgent the matter. sad, because it wants to go on space time continuum until it fi nds know how to properly translate it. smoke ranges in color from white Even though you are reading vacation. what you are seeking. It takes a lot This is why Candle Smoke Transla- to black. The whiter the smoke the the smoke of a candle you need Once you have learned the of concentration and practice. tion should be offered as an elec- clearer the mind. If the smoke is to be aware of the kind of candle basics, you can go onto more Three is usually the most amount tive. black that means your mind is full you use. Everything about the can- advanced candle smoke transla- of wicks your candle should have. To accurately translate can- and it needs to be sorted out. dle is important: color, scent, how tions. This means you can steer the Four or more wicks is sending too dle smoke you need to be aware To fi gure out how to clear your many wicks there are. All of it mat- smoke towards the answer you are many messages, so some things of not only the color, shape, and mind you should look at the shape ters. looking for. The time aspect of can- may get lost in translation. Trying to longevity of the smoke but also of the smoke, this refl ects your It is always best to do this with dle smoke translation comes from use more has been known to result the kind of candle you are using. body. If you are ever unsure of a white candle due to the fact that how many wicks are in the candle in the candle turning green due to Each of those things affect what what your body needs, just check smoke tends to get a bit tempera- that you have chosen to use. bad smoke. If that does happen the smoke of a candle is telling the smoke, it will tell you. The most mental when the candle isn’t its fa- If you know how to properly fo- stick it in some freezing water to you. commonly seen response is mul- vorite color. So to be safe just use cus, the smoke will no longer only get its natural candle glow back. Smoke has feelings and can tiple curls of smoke coming off a candle that is white to avoid the tell you about your own mind and We could learn so much from be very sensitive at times. So it is of the wick, this means you need drama. body, but someone else’s. Wheth- candle smoke if only more people important that you learn to read more water. Staying hydrated is The clearest results come from er that be past, present, or future. knew how to properly translate it correctly, or the smoke may get not only very important to your candles that do not have any Using a candle with only one what they see. Learning what all offended. If everyone knew how body but the smoke. scents. The smoke is easily infl u- wick focuses on the past. Two of these combinations mean takes to read smoke, society as a whole If you want to know how soon enced so how the candle smells is wicks on a candle is meant to be years of practice and dedication. would be more in tune with the uni- to fi nd a solution to whatever the important. Candles that smell like used for the present. A three wick- This is why we should have candle verse. smoke tells you, you should mea- food tend to have the least clear ed candle tells you about the fu- smoke translation as an elective. HOW TO STUDY BASED ON YOUR ZODIAC SIGN BY JUDI BROWNGARDT patient sign. This means all Taurus way to study than with fi re. Many good at using people. they rather not do because they STAFF WRITER needs to succeed is a three-hour easy candle rituals can help with Scorpio is one of the three water enjoy learning new things and Now that Mercury is fi nally study schedule. This schedule starts growth and success in school. To signs making water key elements in challenging themselves. To keep out of retrograde, we can fi nally with an hour-long meditation to choose a color refer to the school an ideal study routine. While in the interested in studying, after re- get on top of things and study for binaural beats. After, you then write subject and what color folder you bath or shower, go over any notes viewing a fact, create at least one school! Studying can be a chore all your notes for the test. Finish by have for that subject. If you have or material you need to remember. page on it. Surely it will take over for many people, but I guarantee burying the notes in your yard, it a red folder for math, use a red As you absorb the water, you are ten times longer, but to Aquarius it’s you, you’re doing it wrong. Once symbolizes the growing seed of candle to study for math. Candle absorbing ten times more informa- invigorating. you fi nd out what study method is knowledge. studying is an effective way to re- tion than if you were studying out- Pisces are highly creative and compatible with your zodiac sign, Geminis tend to be a clever charge your test scores. side the water. imaginative. Studying artistical- you’ll never complain about study- sign, but they get distracted quick- We know Virgos to be an or- Sagittarius are energetic signs. ly can fuel their creativeness and ing again. Here is a completely ly. To study effi ciently, Geminis ganized sign. A messy mind can When they are required to study, help them succeed. One way of genuine deep reading, so gen- must isolate themselves from any distract Virgo from studying to they might fi nd it diffi cult to sit still using art in studying is using es- uine I broke my inter-dimension distractions. A good way to keep their full potential. One method of and learn. Sagittarius needs to do sential oil-infused pens to create cave meditation to write this arti- focus is by drinking plenty of wa- mind-clearing is slow-learning. In- is use this energy to their advan- colorful notes. Essential oils in pens cle. ter. Next full moon put out a jar of stead of clogging your brain with tage and multi-task. Sagittarius can are proven to help you remember We know Aries for being an water overnight. Before studying, an endless amount of facts, limit do things like write mental essays what you wrote. The natural scents impatient sign, which can make sip the moon water and get ready yourself to learning only one thing and read novels, all while study- can also improve your focus! studying a burden. Watching vid- to get extremely focused and a day. ing. While testing, sniff the pen and eos on the topic your studying can grounded. Libras work well in groups, Capricorns are practical signs watch as your brain gets fl ooded work wonders, but there is a bet- Cancers are highly intuitive making study groups highly bene- and wouldn’t want to take part with information. ter method. Playing these videos signs making studying almost un- fi cial. When choosing the people in studying to match their ener- There are endless ways to study on repeat while you’re sleeping is necessary. Before a test or quiz, to “study” with, make sure they are gy. Capricorns are the sign who for your personality. Always be ideal. While you sleep, your sub- strengthen your intuition. Meditate highly intellectual in the subject would probably take out a text- open to alternative methods of conscious mind is wide awake and on the problem and use your intu- needed. Now use this person for book from a library and use that studying, they can help improve will pick up on all the information in ition to “guess.” Cancer must use their knowledge and have them to study. Capricorns work best with your grades and your wellness. the video. this ability to their advantage and teach you everything you need to what they are comfortable doing. Taurus is the opposite of Ar- go with their gut instinct. know. Libras don’t actually work Aquarius is highly intellectual in ies, and they are actually a quite Leo is a fi re sign and what better well in groups, you guys just are nature. Studying is something that ACADEMIC EXCELLENCE AND SPIRITUAL SCIENCE BY STEPHANIE HERNANDEZ excellence reinforces the public’s within their professional and per- and future and about placing your- mum levels of physical, emotional, STAFF WRITER already widespread confusion sonal lives. self in your own light and tapping and spiritual energy. This will allow We tend to associate aca- and that the public’s knowledge of In some parts of the world, par- into your biological intelligence. you to gain confi dence and asser- demic excellence with hard work academics could be signifi cantly ents have taken to astrology to Crystal healing, a form of alter- tiveness, acquire a resilient mind, and dedication. However, some improved by the use of crystals. teach and empower their children. native medicine that allows energy and learn to sense the aura of oth- research suggests that students Astrology, the study of the The belief is that the stars help in to fl ow in an organic, structured ers and notice their emotions. benefi t from self-help rituals, which universe in light of your unique life’s journey by indicating the next manner through crystals, also is While you are developing your in this case translates to glow crys- emotional, physical, and spiritual best steps in any given course of known to help students with aca- personal ritual, it is important to tals. needs, is also important to achiev- action. These parents interpret the demic excellence. This is because avoid activities that may under- Glow crystals are mystical ing academic excellence. movement of the stars and their po- crystal healing focuses on helping mine your energy and realize that substances and have healing-like The use of astrology in the fi eld sitions on the charts to suggest to the mind and body to be balanced everything that is information is en- properties, pertaining to both the of education has skyrocketed re- their children what lies in their aca- and centered as it improves your ergy. body and the mind. Even if you cently. Science has pinpointed demic future. mood and stops you from engag- Spiritual science is a power- don’t normally use glow crystals, various references to how astrol- Crystal astrology, an alternative ing in negative thoughts and feel- ful tool to help all students alike they are highly prized and should ogy helps in understanding the to astrology involves interpreting ings. achieve academic excellence be treated with respect. characteristics of individuals. This crystal symbols as an indicator of Personal rituals have also been through glow crystals, astrology, A study by fi ve neuroscientists helps students to gain the ability to the qualities of a person based on known to help with intellectual bril- crystal healing, crystal astrology, concluded that the debate around assess the personality of people their birth date. Crystal astrology is liance. Neuroscientists suggest de- as well as personal rituals that you what it means to attain academic with whom they come into contact about looking at the past, present, veloping a ritual for reaching opti- can develop at home. PAGE 2 WELLNESS APRIL 1, 2021 1111:YOUR SPIRIT GUIDES ARE TRYING TO HELP YOU! BY MAYA MERINO you. Another way they communi- For example if you are struggling goal. Instead of doing your school their grades started to progressive- RIGHT HAND TO MOLLY BOYKE cate is through obvious and uni- with your grades all you need to work start by meditating and put- ly get better. Spirit guides have been with versal coincidences. For example if do is communicate with your spirit ting yourself in a mindset where Spirit guides help you get in you your whole life trying to con- you get in an argument with your guides and they will turn your F’s to it’s easier for your spirit guides to touch with your higher self and bet- nect with you and help you through mom everyday for a week and A’s in no time. connect with you. Once you have ter your intuition. It is important you everyday challenges. There are then the next day you see a book Instead of studying for hours done that, start writing in your spirit create a bond with them and even many types of spiritual guides for about how to communicate better on end or turning in the homework journal ten times everyday with the give them names, because it gives example; helper angels, departed with your parents that’s an obvious your teachers assign all you need quote “I will have straight A’s by them a sense of identifi cation that loved ones, ascended masters, sign that your spirit guides are try- to do is communicate with your the end of this month”. Once you will attach you and them together. archangels and guardian an- ing to reach you. spirit guides and believe they can start manifesting that, your spirit Having a relationship with your gels. They try to connect with you It is important that you do your help you with any issues you need. guides will work together to bring spirit guides will make your life a through numbers like 1111 , 444, part in reaching out to your spirit Spirit guides are there to guide new grades into your life and you whole lot easier and you won’t 333, and other synchronicities. For guides. Some useful ways to bet- you through tough times and help will have a new sense of glow ever have to go through tough times example if you are going for a job ter communicate with your spirit you through obstacles. Struggling in your life. As the days continue alone. They will always be there to interview and the room number has guides is; starting a spirit guide with school is something your spirit you will see certain synchronicities pick you up and instead of putting either your favorite number or num- journal, improving your intuition, guides are equipped for and can like “1111” which will tell you that all your energy into things like work b e r s l i k e 1111 i t could mean your surrendering something valuable save you the hassle of doing all your spirit guides are working their or school you spirit guides will be spirit guides are trying to reach to your spirit guides, and develop- that school work. magic and you will soon get those there guiding you the whole way you and can help you get the job ing daily spiritual practices. If you are struggling with your A’s. allowing you to save that energy even if you are under-qualifi ed. It is important that you contact grades your spirit guides can Although there is no one to to be used for something more im- Spirit Guides usually commu- your spirit guides because they help you achieve the grades you 100% confi rm this method works portant. Good Luck in contacting nicate through repeated signs can be very useful in your life and want. All you have to do is mani- many people who have tried this your spirit guides! 1111 throughout your day, which show help you accomplish things you fest and believe that they have the method have said that after, they you that they are trying to reach otherwise wouldn’t be able to. ability to help you achieve your felt motivated to do their work and TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OPTIMISM TO IMPROVE GRADES BY GEORGIE HALLBACH the year the moon will be full on is directly followed by a full moon down answers, clicking a multiple ety. WELLNESS DIRECTOR April 26th and 27th. Take these in late April, making it the perfect choice button, and turning in the The most you can do to in- As the second semester is two days to do some studying, get month to focus on school and im- assignment. crease confi dence and improve reaching its midpoint, those look- done with any late work, and start prove your grades. When the time comes to take grades is to pair the aforemen- ing for a boost in their grades can brainstorming for new projects or Aside from factors like the moon the assignment create the same tioned exercise with the increased look at some rather unorthodox essays. The increased chance in and astrological cycles, there are scent wherever you are working to days of luck and lunar cycles. methods; a combination of keen prosperity and success will only be things you can do on your own to remind yourself of the positive im- Never perform an exercise if you astrology, meditation, and chant- there for a short time. increase your confi dence and thus agery you created beforehand. are in a negative place, because it ing can give you some extra luck There will be a spike in success increase your grades. Going into a stressful situation will attach the exercise with failure. to improve scores. and optimism in the middle of April. Light a candle that you love with positive thoughts will calm you, So, this April start setting aside There are two natural factors Use the increased optimism in con- or turn on an essential oil diffuser, and increase your confi dence; it is time for calming meditation during that can affect our success and junction with affi rmations to create really any type of scent that gives never good to go into any testing the middle of the month and contin- luck: the lunar cycle and astrology. a resounding space for success on you good vibes, and sit cross event with negative outcomes cir- ue to do so through the 27th when Studies have shown that during a tests and assignments. More will legged on a comfortable surface. cling in your head. the moon will be full and the lunar full, waxing moon people expe- follow with types of affi rmations. As you breathe deeply, noticing Aromatherapy and alternative cycle provides increased success. rience increased prosperity and It seems April will have a dou- the scents, think of your upcoming health experts advise using a light See increased confi dence, luck. ble amount of success because the assignments, tests, or exams. eucalyptus or lavender scent to in- lessened anxiety, and improved Luckily, right before the end of increase in optimism and success Envision yourself calmly writing crease calm and drive away anxi- performance and scores! EIGHT-HOUR NIGHTLY INVIGORATION MEDITATION BY MOLLY BOYKE bushy-tailed! And all it took was comfortable!) Station) all set up and ready to go, the time to give me a detailed ex- CEO AND FOUNDER eight hours of meditation a night! Once the SMC’s are applied, it’s meditation time! Lie down fl at planation: “When you close your Now more than ever, having a Let me walk you through my pro- you need to fi nd a spot in your on your back, and use the blan- eyes, the relaxoparticles in the air well rested mind is an absolute ne- cess. house for your meditation routine! ket to shield your body from all are instantly drawn to the warmth cessity. As a sig staffer, I try to invig- I always wait until evening, Since this is an eight-hour medi- the negative energy in the room. created by the blankets.” Doctor orate myself in every way possible. when I feel a fainting spell com- tation routine, a simple yoga mat Close your eyes and focus on your continued, “These relaxoparticles I’ve tried it all! Coffee, yoga, green ing on, usually around 10 - 11 PM. just won’t cut it! (Your joints will be breathing. Once you slip into the cause every muscle in your body juice, cold water to the face, hot Then it’s time to turn down the lights a-cracking!) I recommend one of Relaxation Zone, it’ll be eight hours to relax so intensely that it causes water to the face… nothing got rid and get some meditation action! sig’s Grass-Fed Relaxation Stations later the next time you open your you to go into what we in the busi- of my raccoon eyes and frequent You can’t meditate without ($5,530.46), but again, in a pinch, eyes! ness call a somnus state, which is fainting spells! Until I tried a nightly your SMC’s (Special Meditation a mattress or futon will do nicely. I was absolutely fl abbergasted good for both the body and mind.” meditation routine that I think you’ll Clothes)! My SMC’s of choice are This meditation really involves when this worked. Talk about a This meditation process has truly love. the sig Softest Meditation One- maintaining an ideal temperature game changer! I was so shocked, improved my life and well-being, That’s right, nightly meditation sie™ (Only $240.99), but in a for relaxation, so grab a blanket or that I talked to a medical profes- and I think it’ll help you too! Pos- solved all of my exhaustion issues! pinch any kind of soft clothing will two to get started! sional* about how this process sible side effects include de-stress- After only two weeks of the new do! (Yogapants, old t-shirt, what- When you’ve got your EHMRS works! ing, decompressing, progressing, routine, I was bright-eyed and ever you have in the closet that’s (Eight Hour Meditation Relaxation Doctor Kate, an expert*, took and happily resting! UNLOCK YOUR INNER AURA BY CUTTING OFF EVERYONE BY ANGELA INIGUEZ communication with everyone you how a person’s mental health is communicating with people tion with people you’ll meditate STAFF WRITER can unlock your true inner aura. and their emotions. Now that you around you. You might be asking and start concentrating on your Since the pandemic our life has Yes, you truly can. First let’s start know what aura is, let’s talk about why, and here’s why when you aura. You can feel your aura when been hectic. But because we’re in with what’s the meaning of an aura how you can unlock your’s. stop communicating with people you concentrate on yourself. It’s quarantine we can focus more on for you to understand. If you want to unlock your true you concentrate more on yourself. warm and tingly but you feel con- ourselves rather than others. And An aura is an energy that re- inner aura, you have to be 100% You get to feel as into what kind of nected. let’s talk about something we can fl ects the person’s characteristics. into accomplishing this and going person you are and you truly fi nd If you keep doing these steps do that helps you. It shows how a person is and the through it and not backing out. yourself. you’ll be able to unlock your true Did you know that if you cut off way they live their life. It also shows First step is you have to stop Once you cut off communica- inner aura. THE SUN ENERGY DETOX: GIVES YOU A YOUTHFUL GLOW BY KARLA SAUCEDO glowy skin that makes you look fi ve down or sit down and place many be outside for about two hours to because it would transfer energy STAFF WRITER years younger in just a week. The leaves around you so that the sun- receive this amazing energy. Be- easily. This is even more effective If you’re looking for a calm and fi rst thing to do is go outside and light bounces off of the leaves and cause green tea is so relaxing and during an eclipse. Doing this every relaxing way to detox all of the take a walk to the park or go to refl ects on to you. To enhance also gets rid of toxins it will speed day will not only be refreshing and harmful toxins in your body, here a hiking trail. You can take a yoga your intake of the sun’s energy, up the process of your detox. An- peaceful but also make your skin is the way to do it. This method is mat and wear summer clothes like make sure to bring green tea so other way to receive sunlight for so glowy and give you more posi- designed to give you more ener- shorts and a tank top. Choose the that you can be calm and be able energy would be to stand in front tive energy. gy and provide you with beautiful perfect spot in the sun and lay to receive it all. You will have to of the sun and stare at the sun PAGE 3 BEAUTY APRIL 1, 2021 MAKE YOUR FACE GLOW WITH BERMUDA DETOX MASK BY ATHENA VOURNAS els use Bermuda Detox Masks, the credibly moisturizing and is guar- but along with honey, bees also every night, without fail for best re- STAFF WRITER newest skin care trend. anteed to leave your skin addic- produce milk. Scientists take this sults. After you lather the mask onto Do you ever wonder how your Whether your skin needs hy- tively smooth and more radiant milk, mix it with the bee’s honey your skin, make sure to only leave favorite Instagram models look so dration, to get rid of oils or just a over time. Essentially, the more you and put it right into the mask mix- on for 10 minutes max, or you may good in absolutely every post? Do simple instant deep cleaning, this use it, the more you glow. ture for all of its hydrating proper- potentially suffer from tingly sen- you spend hours thinking about dual-action face mask infused with Studies show that continuous ties. sations and fi rst degree burns. As how their skin has no pimples, no calming Bermuda grass and nour- use of the Bermuda detox mask Because the Bermuda grass long as you set your timers, you will scars and no pores? ishing sweet honey milk extract will improve not only your confi - is sourced directly from the warm be fi ne. Well look no further. and very sparkly glitter-is an excel- dence levels but also quality of life. regions of Arkansas, they have to Now that you know the secret Ask yourself if you are ready to lent addition to any routine. Being said, the mask consists of be stored in airtight metal contain- to fl awless skin, get yours now. You fi nally achieve this perfect look. Us This unique combination is three very simple and natural ingre- ers and shipped in dry ice. Do not can order your Bermuda Detox sig readers have fi nally found the known for it’s beautiful effects on dients; Bermuda grass, honey milk forget that once you take it out of masks off the Black Market only, secret to the perfect skin that we all skin, leaving you with a soft and and glitter. The glitter is purely for the box, the mask must be placed so defi nitely set some time aside lust over. I’ll tell you right now that natural glow. The type of glow that aesthetic purposes, so it’s sourced into the freezer until it is time to be to fi nd it. Enjoy your new face and it isn’t makeup. It isn’t fi lters or even is perfect for pictures. from Michaels headquarters. reapplied. get ready to take some Insta wor- plastic surgery. Instead, these mod- The Bermuda Detox mask is in- A lot of people don’t know this Reapply every morning and thy pics.

ALL NATURAL BEAUTY EXTRACTS TO MAKE YOU GLOW BY VIVIANNNA LATTANZI and really say it is an amazing cles, used on your face three times needs to be warmed up. All these products will leave STAFF WRITER product to lead you to amazing a day, when you wake up, right at You’ll know it’s working after a you begging for more. Once you Skin is a very complicated results. noon, and right before bed, it’ll be numbing sensation starts to spread use them once you will never want thing. It comes with many problems This rattlesnake extract will get like you never age too! from the application point. to stop. Many have called in say- which come with a lot of ups and rid of aging too, once you use it The average person to use this Use this product for about two ing these were the best products downs with new products, until you you’ll look like you’ve never aged has reported burning, stinging sen- months and your skin should be ever! fi nd the right one. a day! It will help under eye bags sations that really let you know the glowing and perfect in no time! If you think I am crazy for rec- Do you have acne or fungal and defi ne your features. Every extract is working. The last and fi nal remedy is the ommending these products, you acne? Red cheeks or even over night before bed all you do is ap- Be careful though if you miss Boomslang oil. Bloomslangs are a are just boring. dry fl aky skin? Luckily for you, I ply the extract on your face after one dose, a lot can go wrong. So snake found in the heart of nature, Open yourself up to new things have a couple cool tricks that will you do your skin care. If you get try to set a reminder to get you on and their oil can be injected or and live on the edge. Try these make you throw away these use- into this routine your skin should be a specifi c schedule. used as in place of coconut oil in new products and hacks as soon less pricey products. glowing in no time! Just one dose to the face and your daily cooking. as possible and you will not regret So what are some of these ex- Everyone has spent so much everyone will wish they had your Applied in the face, this natural it. tracts, and how benefi cial are they money on surgeries, or dangerous skin. When they ask, thank me later. fi ller can gets rid of all wrinkles. Because all these items are so for your skin? One of the most pop- chemicals made in a lab, and oth- Another product that will make This one needs to be applied to rare and hard to get, it could take ular is rattlesnake extract! Extract- er various products for no reason, your skin look like the skin you paid any area where your wrinkles are up to months to receive these in the ed from the rattlesnakes teeth, this when now we have this for you! to have done is Golden Poison very bad and over night they will mail. And, at their cost, you might product is an amazing substance Another way to spice up your Frog extract! go away, like magic! have to save up for a few months clears your skin in seconds and skin care routine is a new extract This extract, from the skin oils of And if you cook with it, just wait before ordering them. In those will make you glowing in no time. from the Australian Box Jellyfi sh! the frog, is absolutely worth it in the until you see the difference in your months you are waiting to try to do These completely organic, natural Jellyfi sh are unique in the an- end. fi gure. You’ll drop the pounds in everything you want before you try products are defi nitely worth a try. imal kingdom for their longevity, All it takes is fi ve droplets a day. no time after it alters your digestive the products just in case. Many people have tried this and with an extract from their tenta- It will come in a mini container and tract. Enjoy!

USING BEACH SAND TO CONNECT TO YOUR INNER OCEAN BY MARTY COHA water. It can be in a crowded or Once you’re done dousing foliate the desert off of you to al- how the sand is willing to go any- EXECUTIVE BEAUTY DIRECTOR secluded area, up to you. (Pro tip: yourself in the saltwater, hug your- low your truth to shine through. You where, even if it is an encapsulated Has your body been feeling go to a highly populated area, self! Embrace every part of your are chafi ng away all of that guilt glass bottle. Remember this and off lately? Low-tides and murky have everyone watching you, in- fl aws and thank the universe out and doubt you’ve ever felt in your hold tight to this ideology. waters got you down? Well that spire them.) Walk into the ocean loud that you are able to be an entire existence. Get free! Tiptoe back into the ocean with could mean only one thing, your until your feet and ankles are fully ocean. Pour some sand onto your a new mason jar, and swim out inner ocean is off balance. In this submerged. Gently place your in- Now that you are signifi cantly scalp and release all that brain as far as possible. Ignore the life- guide we will teach you how to dex fi nger and middle fi nger into wet, pick up some soft sand into tension from the outside and work guard just keep swimming. You’re connect back to your inner ocean the salt water. Then purposefully the palm of your hands. Stare at your way in. You might experience on a journey of healing and self and be able to rehydrate your guide them up and down your each grain of sand and marvel at some burning sensation during this discovery, the lifeguard isn’t; they soul. arms. Do this with intent and con- its complexity. Notice how they all stage, but trust that it’s all a part of know nothing. It’s important to be First things fi rst, go to the beach! centrate on the pushing and pull- look alike but carry their own per- the process. Understand that phys- far out in order to instill the idea that Make a day of it, frolic in the sun ing of the tides within. sonal journey. Embrace this idea ical pain is your inner pain leaving vulnerability is strength. and let the wind violently disrupt This is an epidermal cleanse, to but exfoliate yourself with it. your body from internally to exter- Once you feel exhausted and your hair. Ride a bike, but don’t trick your body into resetting the With one palm fi lled with sand, nally. can’t see the shore open the lid to bring anyone with you! This will desolate desert back into its origi- your pointer and thumb, pinch a Once your skin is a vibrant, your jar and watch the water rush disrupt the main focus, which is nal form; the ocean. clump of sand, and begin to ag- glowy, shade of red, pour some into it. Quickly, cap the water and you. This day is meant for you and Set intention and break down gressively rub against your body. sand into a mason jar. (Pro tip: swim back to shore. you only. barriers for yourself. Remember Go with the fl ow, allow that have the mason jar be the color Once you’ve made it back Once the sun looks like it’s be- that you are an ocean, vast, deep, restless ocean to release, and rub purple since purple is a regal color home, keep the water and sand in ginning to set, go towards the and mysterious. the sand wherever you see fi t. Ex- and you’re royalty.) Again, notice a dark enclosed space.

GLOW UP WITH GLOW N’ FLOW FACE MOISTURIZER BY ALYSIA MARTINEZ This product has been on the worth it if you want to experience failure, allergic reactions, weight-loss, increased forgetfulness, abnormal eye movements, falling, STAFF WRITER thirst, indigestion, kidney failure, sinus- infection, nerve deafness, heart attack, stroke, low red market for about three years now extreme suffering- extreme beauty drooling, blurred vision, heart failure, sore throat, blood cells, life threatening skin reactions, chest Everyone loves a good face and if you’re just hearing about with an added glow to brighten up hot-fl ashes, high blood pressure, tremors, weak- tightness, clammy skin, fainting, fever, wheezing, moisturizer, especially one that it, have you been living under a not only your face but your life as ness, fatigue, body aches, constipation, unusual pupil dilation, shivering, diffi culty walking, loss of dreams, anxiety, anemia, seizures, brain dam- balance, numbness, doom feeling, emotionally makes your face glow. Dermatol- rock? The moisturizer is called well. age, coma, personality change, confusion, irri- and mentally all over the place, slurred speech, ogists have recently produced a Glow N’ Flow. tability, diffi culty breathing, twitching, cramping, extreme itchiness, mild death, severe death, sud- moisturizing product that leaves *Side effects include skin rash, dermatitis, diz- memory loss, lethargy, restlessness, lightheaded- den death, long and lingering death, gruesome It is a great product to get that ziness, drowsiness, headaches, insomnia, dry ness, loss of coordination, dry nose, dry mouth, and painful death, uncontrollable laughter, and your face soft, hydrated, oil free, glow you’ve been waiting for. mouth, internal bleeding, nausea, change in dry throat, loss of appetite, visual distortions, lastly, loss of all limbs. but most importantly glowy. All in all, the product is defi nitely sleep habits, upset stomach, sweating, chills, liver mild hallucinations, tendon ruptures, join pain, PAGE 4 STYLE APRIL 1, 2021 WHY GOING BLIND IS BETTER FOR YOUR SPIRITUAL HEALTH BY MAVRIK FARRIS up negative energy from weeks of itual training for several weeks in means basically recharging your Drinking as much cucumber water STAFF WRITER hard work. When pent up, nega- order to spiritually strengthen him- spirituality at all times,¨ Gian Car- as you can will turn your body into We all know that keeping up tive energy can cause health prob- self, then began blinding himself lo explains, ¨And even though a lightning rod for good vibes. your spiritual health is a long and lems and mental illness. for several hours at a time. damage to your eyes hurts at fi rst, Step 3: Sit in the circle and put everlasting battle. Negative ener- Big changes in one’s life like a Being energetic and spiritu- overall its an experience I would on your blindfold or prepare your gy is commonplace is the average change in Whole Foods stocking ally aware can be exhausting at recommend.¨ self blinding kit. We know that working environment and setting or the removal of a local Starbucks times, so blindness is a great and For those wishing to try blind- blinding yourself may be a diffi - up boundaries to keep out neg- can have extremely negative im- easy alternative to being mental- ness at home, we recommend cult process, so we prepared a ative energy is a long, tiring and pacts on one’s spiritual energy ly aware. After just weeks of this three quick and easy steps to easi- blinding kit that can be purchased sometimes expensive experience. and many conventional methods treatment, Gian Carlo says he be- ly recharge your spirituality. from our student store that makes Many things like acupuncture, to dealing with this are time and gan to feel changes throughout his Step 1: Light scented candles in the process easy. Complete with spiritual cleanses and medita- energy consuming. entire life. He was more positive a circle around your body. Seven hod rods for cauterization and al- tion can help work towards truly Because of this, Gian has be- and outgoing, and he felt less neg- or eight candles will do but qual- cohol for cleaning the wound, our connecting with yourself and the gun recommending that his pa- ative energy being drawn in from ity defi nitely matters toward your blinding kit is 100% guaranteed universe, but new studies have re- tients with built up negative energy his surroundings. experience. The more expensive a safe and made with all natural in- vealed even faster and more effi - to spend several hours a day go- After some practice, Gian also candle is, the better quality it will gredients to ensure your spiritual cient ways to become spiritually ing completely blind. begun experimenting outside of his be, so be sure to go over the hun- health. enlightened. ¨Blindness¨ says Gian Carlo home. He now goes blind while dred dollar mark when purchasing We know that being spiritually ¨It might seem unique, but phys- ¨is an incredibly cathartic expe- shopping, going to work and even in order to truly get the best spiritual aware is hard, so try out or new ical blindness is a fast and effective rience that many Buddhist monks driving. He recommends spending experience. methods of blindness for extra way to restore your energy and use to center their own energy and as much time as possible being Step 2: Prepare and drink a good vibes. spirituality¨ says spirituality and become more spiritually connect- blind, and for those who truly want gallon of cucumber water. Cu- Be safe and have a wonderful mythic Gian Carlo. ed with the earth.¨ spiritual oneness, he recommends cumber water has been proven to day! Gian sees a lot of patients who After watching a documentary debilitating damage to your eyes. spiritually recharge you and acts come to him seeking help with built about them, Gian underwent spir- ¨Going completely blind as a conductor for good energy. *Paid Advertisement

FIVE WAYS TO SPICE UP YOUR LIFE BY LUKE DUGUAY allowing them to keep lighting up cream that will make you glow like your heart. Carcinogens are only Kit™ comes with an accompanying PRODUCT DEVELOPMENT ASSOCIATE the night sky without burning out for you never have before. A special a problem for your lungs. 20 Pill-Pocket™ pill molds so that Being a high-school student billions of years. That means that blend of basic skincare ingredients you can pack up any small amount during a pandemic is boring. It even with how tiny our Stardust and placebos are included in the #4: Healing Crystals of Stardust to go! Whether you fol- seems like every day you wake Pack-Kits™ are, each one of them Pack-Kits™ to make your skin shine If you followed the last tip cor- low some of the tips in this guide up only to have nothing interest- still contains around 120g of caf- like the stars the dust is collected rectly, you’ll see that when the or you just swallow a pill outright, ing happen for all of the 24 hours feine, more than your average cup from. Stardust has fi nished burning, small there’s no situation where carrying you’re given. But here’s the thing: of joe. With such varied usage, crystals will have formed, just like a couple Stardust Pill-Pockets™ only you can change that. And any drink you want can wake you #3: Incense Replacement glass from sand. These crystals doesn’t come in handy! you can start by purchasing our up in an instant, even water! And Stars wouldn’t be able to burn have the power to gently heal any- 10-piece Stardust Pack-Kit™ from if you’re really creative, you might so bright if their dust wasn’t so thing they are placed around. If While small, this guide is es- the sig Online Web Store! For only just put some in your bowl of cere- fl ammable! That’s why we highly you need positive mental energy, sential to kicking off your personal $89.99, here are our recommen- al. Just pour and mix! recommend burning a small pile they’ll shine into your third eye and Stardust journey. If the product be- dations for how you can spice up of our Stardust in place of any help be an optimist in any situation. comes part of your daily lifestyle, your mundane student life. #2: Glowing Skin incense. Commonly used during Small cuts will heal within three consider joining our monthly Star- Being up and alert might not be meditation or to generally relax, in- to seven days if you take a warm dust wellness subscription, which #1: Waker-Upper all that it takes to make you shine: cense has actually been known to bath near the crystals. Just carrying delivers a month’s worth of Stardust There’s a reason the stars in our sky you might need a super-spe- cause cardiovascular issues involv- them around in a little baggie will Pack-Kits™ and a copy of our sig shine so brightly. Many illegitimate cial skincare routine! Well, our ing the wisps of smoke it produces enhance your entire day! newsletter. Remember: stay safe, scientists may say it is because 10-piece Stardust Pack-Kit™ has A remedy for this would be burning and take advantage of the world of their incredible heat, but we’re you covered. If one Pack-Kit™ is a small pile of Stardust(about half #5: Pill Packing around you! here to tell you that that’s not the mixed in a 1 to 4 ratio with any lu- a Pack-Kit™), creating a wonderful Last on our list but certainly not case. See, stars actually contain bricating gel, it will transform into smoky aroma without any risk to least, the 10-piece Stardust Pack- *Paid Advertisement extraordinary amounts of caffeine, an illuminating and exfoliating skin CRYSTAL SUNGLASSES MMeeteet tthehe ssigig sstafftaff BY NEIL EIKLOR changed as soon as Sally decid- STAFF WRITER ed to let the power of the glasses The world is so full of toxic ener- take hold: “Once I sat down and gy that sometimes blocks our inner ate a few cans of organic white fl ame from shining. These Crystal beans while wearing the sunglass- Sunglasses™ will improve your es, I immediately felt like a better life! The sunglasses are made out person.” While we are unsure of of one hundred percent natural possible side effects of wearing erionite crystals mined from deep these sunglasses close to your skin, within the earth. Wearing them we can guarantee you will feel will give you life and you will con- like a brighter and better version nect with nature on a spiritual and of yourself! We have over 50,000 physical level. Bask in the sun while unconfi rmed 5 star reviews on our looking and feeling like your best Yahoo page from satisfi ed custom- self. ers! The frame is made of a light- If you’re not 100% satisfi ed with MOLLY BOYKE weight mercury compost to ensure our product, call our customer ser- CEO AND FOUNDER a durable product. Although these vice center! sunglasses have no UV ray protec- We concentrate on putting out MAYA MERINO RIGHT HAND TO MOLLY BOYKE tion and are not recommended by the best not medically certifi ed MARTY COHA EXECUTIVE BEAUTY DIRECTOR physicians, we feel these sunglass- products that may benefi t you! LUKE DUGUAY PRODUCT DEVELOPMENT ASSOCIATE GEORGIE HALLBACH WELLNESS DIRECTOR es will improve your mental and You can believe in our products JAMES REID SENIOR FEATURES EDITOR emotional health all while improv- because we believe in them! Im- ELIZABETH SURRATT BRAND PARTNERSHIP ing your views and help to connect prove your mental and emotional EVA LARRABEE TECHOPS MANAGER you with nature! health, all while improving your LUCIA MCFARLAND ART DIRECTOR OF BEAUTY AND WELLNESS Sally bought her crystal sun- views and connecting yourself with KRYSTAL LE DIRECTOR OF CRYSTAL PRODUCT DEVELOPMENT glasses and had thoughts about nature now, with your very own LUCA RENDON ASSOCIATE SOLUTIONS ARCHITECT their healing abilities. “I wasn’t Crystallized Sunglasses™! KYLE FITZGERALD RESEARCH SCIENTIST sure how $500 sunglasses would *paid advertisement help me in the long run.” But things THIS IS ALL A JOKE. NOTHING IN THIS ISSUE IS REAL. THE THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS NOT ONLY DO NOT REFLECT THE THOUGHTS AND OPIN- IONS OF THE SCHOOL DISTRICT, THEY DO NOT REFLECT THE THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS OF THE WRITERS WHO WROTE THEM. APRIL FOOLS! PAGE 5 HEALTH APRIL 1, 2021 A PHYSICAL DETOX VERSUS A SPIRITUAL DETOX BY HAYK TOROSYAN ly physical. When toxins build up you establish new routines and you’ll likely sleep more soundly, come addictions to alcohol, drugs, STAFF WRITER in major organs such as your liver, healthy habits. When your body is wake feeling refreshed, and fi nd sugar, and other unhealthy habits. Detoxifi cation should be a nat- kidneys, gastrointestinal tract, and free of excessive toxins, you may you’re able to manage stressful sit- Memory may also be improved as ural bodily process. Your body is skin, they can also migrate into benefi t from increased longevity uations more easily. your mind is freed from unwant- equipped with detoxifi cation path- your bloodstream and brain. As and quality of life as you reduce You may be surprised how ed thought patterns of self-doubt, ways to remove toxins so you can you detox, you may notice sus- the impacts of premature aging, quickly you’re able to fl ush toxic anxiety, and uncertainty. Some enjoy optimal health. Unfortunate- tained energy as your body has infl ammation and chronic disease. emotions like anger or fear and people actually fi nd themselves ly, higher levels of toxic exposure to work less to keep itself clean. Finally, you may fi nd yourself replace them with positive, uplift- renewed by the mental and emo- in our daily environment mean the Pair that with shedding unwanted more aware of your identity, cen- ing feelings. The mental benefi ts tional wellbeing that results from pathways get overburdened and pounds, fresher breath, clear eyes, tered in the present moment, and of detoxifi cation amplify the emo- detox practices and change their toxins accumulate. It may be time and glowing skin and you’ll start to connected with your higher pow- tional benefi ts. When dealing with entire lifestyle to continue reaping to aid your body in detoxifi cation reap the emotional benefi ts of de- er. Witnessing the physical effects toxin overload, you may experi- the rewards. If you think you could if you’re experiencing these symp- toxifi cation. of detoxifi cation can make you ence brain fog that inhibits your benefi t from the detoxifi cation pro- toms of toxin overload: Bad breath While the spiritual benefi ts of feel better, more stable, centered, productivity and mental health. As cess, which may require dietary or body odor, depression, excess detoxifi cation are usually less im- and balanced. Excess toxins re- brain fog lifts during detox, you changes, supplements, intermittent body weight fatigue, lack of en- mediately noticeable, you might sulting in adrenal fatigue can lead can experience a renewed sense fasting, exercise, saunas, and a ergy or mental clarity. The most say they’re the most rewarding. to symptoms such as moodiness of purpose, focus, motivation, and variety of other methods, you can noticeable benefi ts of balanced, Imagine improved confi dence and insomnia. As you detox your mental strength that increases your contact us to plan and oversee healthy detoxifi cation are typical- and personal empowerment as liver and strengthen your adrenals, ability to control cravings and over- your protocol.

THIRD EYE MEDITATION GUIDE BY KRYSTAL LE of clarity to your mind. The medi- third eye. in the guide. help save you from illnesses with- DIRECTOR OF CRYSTAL PRODUCT DEVELOPMENT tation instructor is a well known Along with the videos you will Meditation is an important part out having any risks. The pandemic these days cre- guide and she has told us about also receive a special comple- of our lives since it does help im- Everything is created within our ates stress for everyone and we all the extreme healing ability that mentary discount code for our prove anxiety, stress, depression, minds and according to scientif- need a way to let loose and relax. comes with opening your third eye. Krystalize* humidifi er that can be and tension. Normal meditation ic research, humans have barely According to scientifi c research Instructor Dr.* Kate Cameron used during your meditation to has already made such a big im- discovered the true power of our meditation can help reduce stress has been in the fi eld of medita- help speed up the process of un- pact in our world and now it’s time brain so we know that we are ca- and anxiety while also clearing the tion for almost six years, practicing locking your third eye by releas- to take the next step towards a pable of so much more. With this mind. Meditation can also lead to different techniques to help her ing a calming lavender air from brighter future in meditation medi- new guided meditation we can the opening of your third eye. access the deepest corners of her the humidifi er. The discount code cine. Yes you heard that right, if you use it to unlock our inner third eye The third eye allows you to see mind. She has put in so much time “Krystalle” will give you 10% off on use meditation correctly it can be and access these capabilities. the changes in energy around you and effort into her meditation and your purchase. proven to help save your life and After using our guided medita- and help you have a clearer un- in some circumstances she claims The meditation has been prov- can act as another form of medi- tion you will be able to see a new derstanding of the world around that, “Opening your third eye ful- en by Dr. Kate and our other em- cine. glow within yourself and your mind you. Your third eye can also be ly can give you access to fi ght off ployees to have worked in open- We don’t know what goes in will be able to open up to new used to fi nd hidden meaning in illness and keep your body strong ing their third eye and some even our body when we take normal ideas and possibilities of all sorts of your life while guiding you towards and healthy while building up re- claimed to have noticed a huge medicine but with meditation, es- things. The meditation helps clear the steps to improve them. With this sistance against all sorts of viruses.” shift in the energy around them pecially ones that help you unlock your mind and it will bring out and new meditation guide you can ac- In this brand new, limited edi- after listening to the meditation. your own healing abilities, you harness your new inner energy to cess the ability to open your third tion meditation guide you will Having this meditation will help have complete control over what guide you on this sacred journey of eye with help. receive two, three hour guided change your perspective on life goes in your body, in this case, life. The meditation guide will help meditations videos that will feature just like how it changes Dr. Kate’s energy. The opening of the third *PhD in Communications you unlock your third eye by using Kate herself teaching you how to perspective after discovering the eye can help stimulate healing en- *Paid Advertisement helpful phrases that’ll bring a sense properly meditate to open your techniques that she will show you ergies within your body and it can MOON MANIFESTATIONS TO CONNECT TO FEMININE ENERGY BY KIMBERLY GOMEZ tivating your inner self. When you First, you must call upon the yourself to be in tune with your activates your body and your mind STAFF WRITER become attuned to the Moon, you Moon’s divine source of energy higher self. so that it can become aware of its The Moon is the Earth’s only can activate its elemental powers; and ask for its power. Then, you The Moon’s power is the stron- surroundings and the Moon’s ener- natural satellite and one of the powerful qualities like creativity, must write your manifestations on gest when it is full in the night sky. gy a lot faster. most powerful sources of energy. femininity, and positive changes. paper. After you write down your You must participate in this ritual at Your psychic abilities can also For centuries, the Moon has been There are eight phases of the manifestations, you must leave night to get the most power and fl are up during this ritual, so it is used as a calendar, a god, and a Moon. However, the most power- them in the presence of the Moon glow from the Moon. This unique important to pay close attention to planet. ful phases are the new Moon and until it becomes a full Moon. ceremony is the “Full Moon Sisters what your intuition wants you to let The Moon is a symbol of divine the full Moon. There are several Full Moons are the time to re- Circle.” go of. This full Moon energy will feminine energy. The feminine en- ways we can receive the most out fl ect on what you have done and To perform this ritual, you must last you the entire night and day ergy is very powerful as it aligns of the Moon’s powers. Some of what you wish to accomplish. It set up the right space by going to a after. with the Moon’s cycle. As a wom- these special methods are realized represents a symbol of clarity and quiet and lonely place in any nat- Not only will the Moon’s pow- an, it is essential to align with the through sacred rituals and practic- closure. ural environment. You must be the er heal you mentally, but physically phases of the Moon to create new es. Moon rituals especially during only person in this specifi c area. as well. The Moon’s compelling beginnings, refl ect, and take ac- A new Moon is the best time to the night time are a unique and You will also need to attain a clear energy will give your skin a lumi- tion in your life. get rid of all the bad energy from beautiful practice in the modern and peaceful mind before starting. nous glow. You must try out these You can easily become capa- your life. This new Moon will allow world. During these diffi cult times, it To speed up the process, you life-changing practices for a better ble of conforming to the Moon’s you to get in touch with yourself so is important to participate in a quiet can do any form of exercise like and healthier life. energy. This energy is the key to ac- that you can begin a new chapter. environment so that you can allow walking or running. The exercise NEWEST ITEM IN HEALTH AND WELLNESS: CHARCOAL SERUM BY MOLLY BOYKE invigorate your skin as the healing expert to get to the bottom of this. liates and introduces positive phy- goop. CEO AND FOUNDER begins! This bubbly concoction “The luminous properties of this totoxins that are great for the bac- “Listen, I’m just a normal guy, but The newest thing on the beauty deep-cleans your pores and your substance can largely be attribut- terial ecosystem. I use it every day, what I do know is that an amaz- scene: Charcoal Serum! Locally lower intestines. ed to the tiny organic mitochondria and my wife says the light coming ing skincare formula shouldn’t be harvested in the Magnolia Boule- When rubbed on your skin, the living within the core cells, it’s truly from my face is intoxicating.” normal. That’s why I decided to vard Springs right next to the Bur- serum will leave a luminous glow. a powerhouse of welfulness” says But who is the mastermind be- take skincare out of its comfort bank Water and Power building, The serum’s green pallor comes Dr. Ian Mathew Leggit, whose hind this ingenious product? You’d zone, and create something truly these tiny little vials pack a massive from the special bacteria cultures skin resembled that of a newborn have to talk to Doctor* Oswald extraordinary for all to enjoy. And punch in terms of glow factor and growing along the springs, which baby’s. “These mitochondria stim- Philip. As the inventor of the radio- what better place to start than with brilliance! promote immune system strength ulate the cells to vibrate and cre- activity serum, Doctor Philip, or just the substances produced as a by- The vibrant green serum in- and overall wellness. ate friction, which causes light to Doctor* Phil or Doctor* Oz, looks product of daily life? This routine side, infused with the detoxifying But what of the glow? We here generate. This friction can also be over the production, harvesting, changes lives, and I should know properties of charcoal, is sure to at sig turned to a bioluminescence incredible for your skin, as it exfo- and bottling of the groundbreaking - I even give it to my kids.” *Spin Doctor PAGE 6 FOOD & HOME APRIL 1, 2021 HOW TO RECOGNIZE YOUR INNER SELF ON THE O2 DIET BY ELISE MCMILLEN ow toxins, which can lead to the which in this case is you, the per- tank, and breathe through the nose their twisted, misleading advertise- STAFF WRITER immediate collapse of all of your son breathing and thinking and tube normally. This device should ments: We are all victims of late Nowadays, there seems to chakra, or worse; possible weight doing huge, important things. (Go consist of a lightweight tube which stage capitalism and under the be chemicals in everything. From gain. you!) on one end splits into two prongs infl uence of the evil ad machine processed meat to cheap plastic, The most important thing for our So, want all the benefi ts of which are placed in the nostrils which controls our lives as people there is no escape from the unpro- bodies to intake is oxygen. Ac- oxygen, but don’t feel that you’re and from which oxygen fl ows. and consumers anyway, so why nounceable names on the back cording to most people it is the ba- getting enough of this clean, raw When you breathe in, the oxy- not have some Diet Oxygen to of every product we buy. What is sis of life and cellular respiration, nutrient through your daily intake gen you are inhaling is attaching treat yourself, and show modera- something brand new and chem- and there are many compelling of vape juice and iced coffee? Try itself to your fat cells, splitting them tion every once in awhile? ical free that everyone is talking claims about this elusive and mys- the new all-the-rage O2 diet, a into carbon and water, which you On The Go!® Air cartridges about right now? terious basis for our existence. detox proven in most young wom- then exhale as carbon dioxide. The designed for easy use in daily life Oxygen. It’s a covalently bond- Some people I know that are en to increase your overall impor- more you inhale precious oxygen, are selling for the small price of ed molecule that is a unique and really smart confi rmed that oxy- tance and value as a human be- the more fat you burn when you your dignity, and $45.99. on-the-rise trend sweeping the na- gen can stimulate brain activity, ing, and fi ll the hole inside of you exhale. Good luck on your journey to tion. increase memory capacity, boost rooted in your trauma and deep, There are diet and caffeine free personal enlightenment, except if The air we breathe contains concentration, develop stronger unceasing despair. options for all you ladies who are you’re a Gemini. unnecessary biotoxins that can be alertness, raise energy levels, im- This is the secret: Pure oxygen willing to accept that diet is just harmful to us, polluting our respi- prove strength, build endurance, breathing therapies. as bad as full sugar, and that the ratory system through increased detox your blood, and enable Simply crack open your favor- corporate beverage industry has *paid advertisement levels of particles of possible shad- thoughts to be thunk by the thinker ite 100% natural, clean, oxygen distorted their view of reality to fi t

IMPROVE FLOW WITH SIG® EXCLUSIVE CETRINITY® WATER BY SAVANNAH STOTTS into the drink. Evident from the ed from Lake Arrowhead on every ing resource given to us by Earth quartz will benefi t beauty and STAFF WRITER name of the drink, the main crystal full moon, so the maximum energy that we have handy is burned un- cleansing yourself. The citrine will A new product that recently is citrine. The other crystal infusions possible is infused. der the shelves making the smoke help clear your mind, preventing came out is sure to improve your inside are clear quartz, selenite, It is preserved for a week be- glide over the bottles. After the en- stress and headaches that will clar- quality of life in multiple ways. moonstone, tigers’ eye, and ame- fore it is infused with crystals. Af- tire process, the water is ready to ify your skin and chakras. That is the Cetrinity is a unique drink contain- thyst. ter the crystal infusion, there is a be stocked up and sold. main crystal in this fi zzy beverage. ing crystals that will improve your Each crystal infusion plays a cleansing technique called smoke Here is some background on The other crystals are all there to health, skin, and energy vibration. specifi c role in the health benefi ts smudging used to remove the last how the beverage helps your contribute to beauty, lowering me- Cetrinity is a fl avorless fi zzy of this magical drink. For example, negative energy and replace it health and skin. The moon’s water tabolism and lowering heart rate drink infused with crystals that have if your throat chakra is imbalanced with positive and tranquil life. is infused with the moon’s energy. through peace and tranquility. undergone numerous rituals to in- and closed, then you can balance The bottle is smudged with smoke The moon also resembles beauty This new item is $65 for one 12 crease your vibrations. Not only and open it by drinking this wa- to cleanse it from any extra nega- and feminine energy, meaning it oz bottle, $80 for one 16 oz. Bot- can you drink it at any time of the ter. The way you know your throat tive energy that may still be linger- will help clear your skin and help tle, and $100 for a 20 oz. Bottle. day since it has no fl avor and no chakra is off is when it hurts, or you ing. The process begins after the you glow with radiant beauty with- They sell out fast and restock two added sugars, but it will also im- have a sore throat. The health ben- Cetrinity is put into a tumbled clear in hours of drinking it. Also, it will weeks after every full moon. Keep prove your quality of life to a sig- efi ts are limitless. quartz bottle(looks relatively the help remove nasty toxins from your a lookout for new versions of this nifi cant extent. Certain rituals done on the wa- same as just plain glass). The bot- body which will help with your me- water coming soon, such as ones First off, let’s get into the details ter are specifi c as well. The water tles are laid out onto shelves with tabolism and any bloating that you infused with mainly rose quartz of what’s inside this fi zzy unfl a- isn’t distilled or fi ltered as there is holes in them making it accessible have. that will improve your love life. Get vored drink. Cetrinity is infused with fear it could remove some of the for the smoke to reach the bottles. Each crystal, as said before, some Cetrinity! crystals that have been charged positive energy. The moon charges Then tigers’ blood incense, Palo resembles something specifi c that full of energy before being infused it for three days before it is extract- Santos, Sage, or another cleans- will help you prosper. The clear *paid advertisement

THE DETOX VEGAN BURGER BY ZANDER ZANTUA detoxing). You won’t feel guilty af- they contain a good amount of sociated with them, so make sure ly safe for your health later on in STAFF WRITER ter guzzling a burger again. protein, vitamins, and minerals, to eat your vegetables. Try to use life. The soft, tasty texture pairs well If you enjoy eating fast food First, you need to get your and they defi nitely aren’t heavily fresh produce as they facilitate this with the bland, tasteless fl avor of while also trying to stay healthy, hands on a pure, organic veggie processed to the point where the process better, while also feeling the vegan patty. then this is the perfect recipe for burger. These are made entirely amount of saturated fat in them is more rewarding. Overall, this burger ranks as you. Made out of gluten-free out of beans, grains, vegetables, enough to cause heart attacks. Finally, vegan cheese will top it one of the best and easiest vegan bread, fresh vegetables, and the oils, etc. Because of the lack of Next, prepare the vegetables- all off. This is also made of a vari- meals out there, if you are willing most vegan meat patty on the mar- trans fats and cholesterol, they are lettuce, pickles, onions, tomatoes. ety of ingredients like vegetables, to spend over $15 on it. Forget fast ket, this recipe will get the animal instantly healthier than the regular It is scientifi cally proven that they plant milk, and oil for the best veg- food, you should switch to organic, lovers drooling, while also cleans- option, not to mention having 50% bring out the toxins from your body an experience possible. Again, it is healthy meals and your body will ing the body of toxins (known as calories. Studies have shown that by drawing out harmful energy as- not processed at all and is perfect- feel better in no time.

NOT USING MOON WATER IS THE ROOT OF YOUR PROBLEMS BY AMARE COOKE risk. Moon water is created by ships, incorporating more Moon Speaking of paid Moon manifes- techniques are congruent with my STAFF WRITER waiting until the glow of the full water will save you. Spend more tation pop up workshops, mone- studies.” The Moon has been an es- Moon, manifesting positive ener- time on your Moon manifestations, tary issues may also be an issue in The bottom line is that not incor- sential part of human life since it gy into a container of water, and and meditate, fi tting this into your many people’s lives, but it too can porating the glow of the Moon into began. The Moon is very crucial placing that container in sight of rigorous schedule will help reduce be solved by Moon water and your daily life may be responsible to the daily lives of humans, as it the Moon overnight. your stress. manifestations. If you spend the for most of the problems that you provides us with the ability to do Tapping into the ancient energy If you are worried that they are right few hundred on a jar made face. Being broke can be solved Moon manifestations, create ritu- of the Moon to also charge the an- not working, and your schedule is of transparent crystals, and take by spending money on practicing als, and most importantly provide cient energy of the simple but lively still overwhelming, you just need to another few hundred out of your more Moon manifestations, not us with energy to charge our wa- water is very benefi cial. spend more time on it. Sometimes savings to put in the jar along with having enough time in your day for ter. Not practicing Moon mani- spending a few hundred dollars some Moon water, it can multiply all of your responsibilities can also Many people may believe that festations and spending copious on a class that helps you practice the money you have. be cured by spending more time Moon water is just bacteria rid- amounts of time trying to perfect these manifestations run by a well These processes have been on Moon rituals. With this informa- den tap water sat on a windowsill your rituals will eat away at your trained teacher such as a subur- backed by Dr.* Karen Smith stat- tion, I hope you choose to incor- during a full Moon, but that is just productive energy. If you are no- ban mother that has no connection ing, “I have studied hydrology porate the Moon and the wonder- incorrect. The people who do not ticing an increased amount of pro- to the original culture and use of and astrophysics to learn the an- ful glow it has to offer to your daily regularly use Moon water have crastination, diffi culty focusing on Moon rituals is advised if you are atomical structure of water and its life. their spiritual being and health at work, and issues with your relation- not achieving the results you need. relation to the Moon, and these *PhD in Art History