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THURSDAY, MARCH 17,1988 JAMES MADISON UNIVERSITY VOL. 65 NO. 43 The search continues & % £|) List of candidates down to six; Driesell 'very interested' after decision set for end of March tour of campus over break By Mark Charnock Maryland head Coach Charles G. "Lefty" By Mark Charnock Athletic Director Dean Ehlers during staff writer Driesell. Driesell visited campus staff writer his day-long visit around the campus. With four interviews already Tuesday, saying he is "very interested" Charles G. "Lefty" Driesell still "I thought it was great," Driesell said. completed, one scheduled for later this in the position. remains "very interested" in JMU's "I enjoyed seeing the facilities, and Dr. week and a tour last week by another "Hopefully by the end of next week basketball coaching vacancy after a Carrier and Dean Ehlers showed me potential candidate, things have heated or the week after that, we'll have it campus visit and talks with university around the dorms and the student center. up in JMU's search for a new head finished," Ehlers said Tuesday officials last Tuesday, but it may be at We rode around the campus and went basketball coach. afternoon. least another week before that interest into the Convocation Center. . . I was JMU Athletic Director Dean Enters JMU has attracted some top names in changes into anything official. impressed. Quite impressed." said Wednesday that the seven-member recruiting circles with Daly and Clark. Ehlers described Driesell's trip as a search committee hopes to complete the Daly is best known for bringing "I'm very interested," the former "fact-finding" visit, but would not process by the end of March. high-scoring forward Derrick Chievous Maryland head coach said from his confirm if Driesell will be interviewed The candidates already interviewed to Missouri. Daly, 46, met with the home Wednesday afternoon. "I haven't as an official candidate before JMU's made a decision yet, but I'm very, very formally by JMU include Bridgewater search committee almost three weeks seven-member search committee. interested. head coach Bill Leatherman, Memphis ago, and is known as one of the "The only thing that I've said is that State assistant Dave Loos, Missouri strongest recruiters around with a "I don't think they're really interested I'll confirm who's been here for official assistant Rich Daly and Georgia Tech's wheeling, dealing-type style. in making a decision that quick. I think interviews," he said. "Those, I think are associate head coach Perry Clark. Likewise, the 36-year-old Clark they're going to interview some other documented. I've not commented on Davidson head coach Bobby Hussey is brought names like freshman phenom people." who the other people are to be." reportedly scheduled for an interview Dennis Scott to the Ramblin' Wreck. Driesell, who has a daughter that Likewise, Ehlers would not comment Friday in Harrisonburg. graduated from JMU, was escorted by \- See DRIESELL page 2> The potential candidate is former See SEARCH page 2> JMU President Ronald E. Carrier and Powell praises Madison's lesser-known works

By Meghan Johnson "James Madison was an intellectual. staff writer ___ He achieved his unique place in history "The happy union of these states is a because he also was a skillful political wonder; their constitution is a miracle; leader," Powell said. their example is a hope of liberty "The faculty and student body of this throughout the world." university have every reason to be These words, attributed to James proud of the name they bear and I'm Madison on a statue of the early proud to be with you here today," he American leader in Washington, D.C., said. summed up a speech by former U.S. JMU President Ronald Carrier Supreme Court Justice Lewis F. presented Powell with an honorary Powell, Jr. a' Wednesday's Founders doctorate of laws. Day celebration. The first honorary doctorate degree was presented at the 75th Founders Day "It is important for all of us interested celebration in 1983, Carrier said. in this university and in James Madison Similar awards have since been to know that he not only was the father presented at Founders Day celebrations of the Constitution in a very real sense, and at commencement services. he also was the father of the Bill of Powell is a native of Suffolk, Va., Rights," Powell said. and served on the Supreme Court from Although Madison is credited with 1972 until his retirement last year. the drafting of the Constitution, he is In the past he has served as president not as often remembered for his work of the Virginia State Board of on the Bill of Rights, Powell said. Education, president of the American Madison shared this credit with George College of Trial Lawyers, president of « Staff photo by BETSY TREADWAY Mason, the author of the Declaration of the American Bar Foundation, and Rights, the document that provided the ■M Former Supreme Court Justice Lewis F. Powell Jr. addressed foundation for Madison's amendments. See POWELL page 2> a large Founders' Day crowd Wednesday in Wilson Hall. ME «rl Page 2, The Breeze, Thursday, March 17, 1988 Search — - Driesell > (Continued from page 1) Hussey will be the next candidate (Continued from page 1) said. "But I think we could work that interviewed. He is scheduled to come to out." His position as associate head coach is Harrisonburg Friday to meet with the if Driesell is the kind of coach JMU is Driesell's winning ways have also the highest assistant position at committee. Hussey has been at looking for. caught the eye of the professionals as Georgia Tech. He was interviewed by Davidson for the past seven years, • "I'm not going to discuss well. He is a candidate for the head the committee Wednesday afternoon. compiling a 20-10 mark last season. He personalities," he said. "I don't think coaching job of the Charlotte Leathcrman, 47, is a former JMU has a career 101-103 record at Davidson. it's appropriate. I'd continue to say that Hornets—an expansion team scheduled assistant famous for his defense that Mhlcrs refused to comment on others we're looking for the best person for the to start play in the National Basketball helped take the Dukes to the NCAA slated for next week, adding that he job and certainly he has had an Association next season. tournament under Lou Campanelli. thought most candidates were impressed outstanding record as a coach. He's won "I'm not really serious with them as I Bridgewatcr went to the Division III with what they saw. over 500 games. There are not many am with Madison," he said, national tournament this year, falling to "I don't think it's appropriate for us to people who can say that." downplaying his talks with team Trenton State in the first round. comment at this time until we've Driesell, Ehlers and Carrier all denied officials at last weekend's Atlantic Lcatherman has been coach-of-thc-year interviewed everybody," he said. "My a report from WRC-TV that Driesell Coast Conference tournament. "They in the Old Dominion Athletic impression would be that they were already had been offered the job. haven't offered me a job or anything. Conference for the last two years. impressed with what we had and were "There was a report out of We were just kind of talking. That's Loos, 40, was originally lured to very interested in the job or they Washington that he had been offered a all." Memphis State as a player when Ehlcrs wouldn't have been there." contract," Ehlers said. "And I went on One thing he is worried about on was the head coach there. He has been Although Ehlers would only confirm local television here and said that's not either level is winning. The 56-year-old an assistant at the Metro Conference who has been for official interviews, it true." Driesell won 530 games before school since 1987, following a stint at is though that Driesell, if he is truly Driescll's visit was partially arranged stepping down after the cocaine-induced NAIA Christian Brothers College in interested, will visit for an interview by Ed Bridgeforth, a Winchester death of Maryland star Len Bias. Memphis. next week. businessman. Bridgeforth, Winchester "The guy wants to win,".Bridgeforth sports promotions wiz and Driesell said, "He knows what it takes to win. It friend Russ Potts, and Driesell's son takes a lot of support from the athletic Powell Chuck all accompanied Driesell during department and the athletic director and > (Continued from page 1) University in 1982. the visit to JMU. Bridgeforth is also a I'm sure he would have that. . .1 think He will be JMU's nominee for the former member of JMU's Board of the guy. just misses the coaching national Professor of the Year award chairman of the Richmond Public Visitors, and is optimistic that his thing." School Board. presented by the Council for friend will be JMU's next head coach. Ehlers said the search is very similar Also during the celebration. Dr. Advancement and Support of Education. "I think he went away from there real to the one that found John Thuirston, William H. Voige, a JMU associate Also recognized at Wednesday's excited about the situation," Bridgeforth the former JMU head coach who created professor of chemistry, was presented ceremony were faculty and the student said. "At least that's the feeling I got the vacancy when he resigned after the with the university's Distinguished members of Phi Kappa Phi National being around him." university didn't renew his contract for Teaching Award by Dr. Russell G. Honor Society, Omicron Delta Kappa One thing that many have wondered next year. "I think it's very Warren, vice president for academic National Leadership Honor Society, and aloud about is Driesell's salary. He similar with the exception that a known affairs. Percy H. Warren Senior Honor Society reportedly makes about $200,000 personality's name has captured the Voige was selected for the award by a Chapter of Mortar Board, Inc. annually from his assistant athletic attention of the media," he said. committee of JMU faculty members. Founders Day commemorates the director position and other perks, Community reaction has been mixed "[To be] recognized by one's peers is establishment of the university by the including his job as a color about the idea of Driesell becoming indeed a high honor," Warren said. Virginia General Assembly on March commentator. Could JMU match the head coach, Ehlers said. Voige has taught at JMU since 1975. 14, 1908, as well as Madison's funds to attract Driesell to a less than "I think we're getting both (types of He was a research fellow at Princeton birthday, March 16,1751. major program? reactions)," he said. "Those that are in "I don't think that'd be any problem," favor, and those that wonder about what Bridgeforth said. "I would think Dr. we're trying to do. We're getting both Newstip? Carrier and the Board and the athletic kinds. He certainly has the personality director would pay him what the top people pick up on." Newstip? people are earning in other Fields. What Regardless of which way Driesell is you've got to realize is. . .he would leaning now, he may be forced to make Newstip? generate more funds outside away from a decision soon. The selection process JMU than what JMU would pay him. is winding down, and Ehlers would like If you have a story idea or any information "I think money would be secondary, to have a coach chosen by the end of you think might be useful to The Breeze, absolutely secondary with the man." this month. please call us at 568-6127. Driesell, who said he talked some "I get advice from a lot of people," about money during his visit to Driesell said of talks with colleagues Harrisonburg, agreed with Bridgeforth's and friends. "I don't really listen. I'll assessment. make up my own mind. "We really haven't gotten into a "I've got to think about it a little bit. discussion of money that much," he I couldn't tell you right now."

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But Convocation Center are manufactured rocking may have been a cause of and repaired by a company in Berwick, bleacher damage that cost JMU about Maine. Babcock told the people $12,000 this school year. installing the new structure, "I'm Brad Babcock, manager of the assuming that we're not the only school Convocation Center, said that since in the country that rocks the Dec. 7, the bleachers in the ** .00© bleachers.... and they looked at me like Convocation Center have been repaired we were the only school." three times. Although students' rocking may not have been the direct cause of Babcock suggested not having the damage, it could have had a "major flexibility in the bleachers, so students effect," Babcock said. cannot move them, but company The first repairs didn't require representatives told him the flexibility replacement of framework. But two in the structure was necessary. Without weeks later while Convo employees this flexibility, pieces would loosen by were putting the the bleachers back into small movements made by students. the wall after a basketball game they If there had been a game during the were bent out of shape so badly that 10 time the bleachers were being repaired, to 12 whole new frames had to be they would have had to "let students sit installed before the bleachers could be ■ ::•• wherever there was a vacant seat," used again, Babcock said. \ii-AS Babcock said. "We would have had The damage was a result of the students sitting by the person who paid loosening of the structure through the :::.: $3,000." loss of small pieces such as nuts and bolts over a period of time, Babcock As a solution to the problem, the said. manufacturers may have to come in Babcock stressed two possible causes % during the summer and inspect "every for the loosening of the structure. inch of every seat" in the bleachers to One cause is the rocking of the make sure all the parts are in "perfect bleachers, he said. "I'm not convinced tat working order," Babcock said. This that the rocking caused $12,000 of will increase the costs already incurred. Staff graphic by STEPHEN ROUNTREE damage, but I am convinced that had we Babcock said JMU students are very not had the rocking of the bleachers seemed to run smoothly. He said these back into the wall together. good fans and not the kind of "student over the past few years, we would not small things had a "snowballing" effect, The frame, made of 18-foot steel that's up there to cause major trouble. have that damage," he said. causing the structure to become loose. beams, was bent "like a toothpick," he "I guess I'm old-fashioned but I don't Babcock said another factor in the One motor operates the three sections said. see any direct correlation between spirit damage is the fact that different workers of bleachers, and all three sections of The entire structure was taken out and and rocking the bleachers," he said. "All take the bleachers out and put them bleachers must move back into the wall replaced. This cost JMU close to I want to do at this point is make back into the wall. A small nut or bolt at the same time. When the structure $ 10,000 and was completed Jan. 11. students aware that rocking the found each time was not considered became too loose, Babcock said, the RccenUy more damage was found, but bleachers over a period of time can lead significant as long as things still bleachers were prevented from moving corrected without replacing any parts. to extensive cost to us." Junior named D-hall general student manager By Laurel Wissinger become managers must apply to staff writer enter a training program. As Contract Dining Director Hank manager openings become available, Moody has named Patricia Doyle as those who have successfully the new general student manager for completed the program become Gibbons Dining Hall. eligible to fill the positions. Doyle, a junior, has been a D- Doyle said when she assumes hall employee since her freshman the position in April she wants to year. She replaces graduating senior start a social program for student Kevin Schneider in the supervisory employees. The dining hall workers position. Her new duties will include could become more involved in scheduling student employees' work intramural sports and take trips hours and acting as a liaison between together. the 250 student employees and the As a communication major, management. Doyle thinks the management She also will be responsible for experience will benefit her by hiring other student employees. allowing her to relate to other She will choose students for people. these positions from a pool of 12 "It'll give me a huge look into applicants who have completed the the practical side of businesses, managerial candidate program. seeing how things run in basic Staff photo by DEBBIE GANSTER Student workers who want to everyday situations," she said. Patricia Doyle, the new general student manager of D-hall.

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By Martin Romjue A Charlotte County sheriffs spokeswoman said hews editor the accident occured at about 7:15 p.m. in the One JMU student was killed and three were northbound lane of I-7S. injured in a single car accident Saturday night According to the accident report, the Renault while returning from a vacation near Ft Myers, Encore swerved onto the west shoulder, then across PI. the two traffic lanes onto the east shoulder. The car Brenda Borofoski, 21, a junior political science skidded sideways, rolled over and landed upright major from Annandale, Va., was killed in the Al-Hassan and Borofoski wens both ejected from accident on 1-75 between Tampa and Ft. Myers, the vehicle, the spokeswoman said. She added that said a spokeswoman for the Charlotte County none of the passengers were wearing seatbelts. AST member sheriffs department Tuesday evening. Officials have not yet determined the cause of the Injured in the accident were Rudeina Al-Hassan, accident arid charges are pending, the spokeswoman dies in wreck, 20, a junior pre-business major from Annandale, said. ind Suzette Frey, 20, a junior hotel/restaurant nanagement major from Virginia Beach. The four women were returning from spring three injured Al-Hassan, the driver of the car, was listed in break on Marco Island, Fla. when the accident critical but stable condition in the intensive care occurred. unit Wednesday night Frey was listed in stable condition, according to a nursing supervisor at the Borofoski was a member of Alpha Sigma Tau Medical Center Hospital in Punta Gorda, Fla. sorority and a member of the rugby team. A third passenger, Lisa Smart, 21, a junior A memorial service was scheduled to be held last psychology major from Quarry vale. Pa., was night in Annandale. The funeral will be held today slightly injured in the accident in Pennsylvania. Madison Scholar stresses language in sciences By Michelle Hlte staff writer

More time should be spent studying the importance of language in the sciences, a JMU faculty member said in a speech here Monday night "When we write a poem the language we use differs from the language we use when we talk about writing a poem," Dr. Gordon Fisher, a JMU professor of mathematics and computer science said during the 10th annual Madison Scholar Lecture in Miller Hall. Some scholars believe that coming to understand anything means putting it into language, but "there are . some things that just cannot be put into words," he said. If every idea must be in exact language, then devices such as metaphors have no purpose, Fisher said. He used the phrase "right as rain" an an example of a metaphor that has a background in science. "Straight lines in geometry used to be called 'right lines' and the etymology of 'rain' means to move in a straight line," he said. Language is many things to many different people, Fisher said. "A historian's chief instrument is language ... yet a scientist's chief instrument is not language. It is the microscopes, the test tubes He only uses language to try and explain what he has learned." The curved path of a hit baseball is explained one way by a calculus teacher, yet is understood differently by a baseball player, he said. Mathematics has its own language, but it "can be understood by more than just mathematicians. . . . Math helps the humanitarian and the scientist," Fisher said. An example of this shared language is the math used to create computer graphics, he said. "These computer graphics are turning up in science fiction movies and art galleries. Fisher has been teaching at JMU for 21 years. He is the first Madison Scholar to come from the department of mathematics and the eighth from the College of Letters and Sciences, according to Dr. Robert Shapiro, dean of the college. Staff photo by STEPHEN BATES Each Madison Scholar must submit a timely topic for an address after being nominated by their academic department and receiving regional recognition in their Dr. Gordon Fisher delivers the 10th annual Madison Scholar Lecture to students academic field. and faculty Monday night. Page 6, The Breeze, Thursday, March 17, 1988

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Look out Staff photo by PHIUP HOLMAN Kirsten Parsons, a JMU student on the Studies Abroad program in Paris this semester, traveled to England for break. Here she is enjoying the view from the Beachy Head Cliffs. NEWSFILE full-time employees to work each night." Faculty members recognized D-hall opens doors Few students have used the room for studying so far. Monday night had the largest turn-out, with nine for published articles, manual for nighttime study students. Faculty members at JMU have recently had their Several students who were in the room Tuesday professional works published. Students wishing to avoid the crowd in Carrier night said D-hall was a more convenient place to Dr. Lynn S. Fichter, associate professor of Library now have another place to study. Since study because they work there. ■geology, had an article, "Teaching Science to the Sunday night, entrance six of Gibbons Dining Hall Entrance six is working on a trial-basis period from Liberal Studies Student," published in the February has been open as a study hall from 8 p.m. until now until final exams. If student response' is issue of Journal of College Teaching. midnight, Sunday through Thursday. favorable, the service will be continued next year. Dr. Mae Frantz, associate professor of According to University Librarian Dennis Robison, communication, had "A Manual for the Practice of student use of Carrier Library had outgrown the Physics department to host Public Relations" published. The manual was facilities available. William and Mary professor sponsored by the Virginia Society for Healthcare The plan to use a section of D-hall for a study hall Marketing and Public Relations. The JMU department of physics will present a was begun with help of Hank Moody, contract dining Dr. Karen A. Forcht, assistant professor of seminar speaker, Gina L. Hoatson from the director, and Suzanne Straub, vice president for computer information sciences, recently published department of physics at William and Mary College. student affairs. "The Future of Information Systems Education: Hoatson will speak on the "Deuteron Magnetic "D-hall was a good choice because of the space Essential Teaching Competencies," in Catalyst for Resonance of Liquid Crystals," Friday, March 18, available there. Classrooms are difficult to use at Change, the journal of the Natioanl School 3:00 p.m. at Miller Hall Room 109. night because if four or five people are in one, it's Development Council. full," Robison said. The physical properties characterizing solids, Dr. Robert D. Bersson, associate professor of art, The biggest problem with the facility is the poor liquids and gases are a direct consequence of the had a chapter, "Why Art Education is Neither lighting in D-hall,.he said. timescale and strength of intermolecular interactions. Socially Relevant Nor Culturally Democratic; A A student supervisor is on hand when the room is Liquid crystals are a fascinating state of matter Contextual Analysis," in Art in a Democracy, used as a study hall. Moody said. "Right now they're exhibiting unique phase behavior and anisotropic published by Teachers College Press, Columbia working overtime. We want to eventually hire properties. University. i i11.1 ,i,i.t; ,. rci4V aiu.ii.vi..,. ,.i Page 8, The Breeze, Thursday, March 17,1988 Seeking an Opportunity to Learn FIND FRIENDS! FEEL THE EXCITEMENT! the Securities Business? Join the Busch Gardens team and tind those "extras" that you won't find with any other job. ■ Meet & make good friends ■ Work in a family oriented atmosphere ■ Competitive wages $3.75 per hour* ■ Pay bonus program $.25-$.35 SHERWOOD CAPITAL, INC for every hour worked Flexible & consistent schedules A National Full-Service Investment Banking ■ and Securities Brokerage Firm. ■ Discounts on food & merchandise ■ Free admission to park ■ Parties, sports activities & more We are expanding and looking for entry level ■ Part-time hours ACCOUNT EXECUTIVES/STOCKBROKER TRAINEES ■ Discount tickets & discount season's passes for your family We arc hiring nationwide. A complete listing of all our offices is available in our brochure at your Career Placement Office If you arc interested Save a trip to Busch Gardens, in interviewing with our Raleigh. N.C Office contact: Apply now at the VIRGINIA EMPLOYMENT COMMISSION • Greg A. Piper SHERWOOD CAPITAL OFFICE in your 5171 GLENWOOD AVENL'E college/university area. RALEIGH. N.C. 27612 (919) 7*2 5900 TOLL FREE (*00)4 38 10111 ^BUSCH All application-, will be evaluated on individual merit and desire to succeed. viA

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By Meghan Johnson alter 4 pjn. SGA reporter The curriculum and instruction committee killed a Off-campus students might not have to ride the bus bill requesting that CPR instruction be added to the through bumpy Z-lot anymore if a bill, which was Health 370 course. The School Health Program. passed unanimously Tuesday by the Student "We felt that it is offered so many places ... on Government Association, goes into effect campus throughout the year that the curriculum didn't The student services committee presented a bill that need to be expanded," said John Chrosniak, committee would end the requirement for bus drivers to run chairman. through Z-lot regularly throughout the day. "Right now the buses come through Z-lot and they don't pick up any students," said Kim Hessler, committee chairwoman. "Usually it's just wasting "It's just wasting university university money and the time of the bus drivers. money and the time of the This way if they need to be dropped off they'll just request it when they're let on the bus," she said. bus drivers.'' COST Students needing rides from Z-lot to campus would —Kim Hessler be visible to bus drivers from the bus stop on the corner of Z-lot, Hessler said in respond to a question OF from SGA President Kathy Sayko. Signs will be posted in the front of the buses to alert students to the new policy, she added. The campaigning season for the March 29 SGA LIVING. In other SGA business, a bill proposing changes in elections will begin tomorrow at S p.m. after a the evening schedule of the Hunter's Ridge/Howard meeting for all candidates, campaign managers and Johnson's shuttle bus was killed in the student services treasurers, said Courtney Sullivan, elections committee. committee chairwoman.' The bill had suggested that the bus run every 15 Candidates are required to present tentative ideas for minutes until 8 p.m. so that students could eat dinner all speeches planned and samples of campaign posters, GIVE TO THE without having to wait up to 30 minutes for a bus. literature, and other materials at the meeting, Sullivan AMERICAN U Running the buses more often would require another said. bus driver to be hired, Hessler said. The cost for this They will also have to sign a release stating they CANCER SOCIETY. would "not be feasible," she said. have read the election rules and agree to abide by them. The shuttle will continue to run every 30 minutes No new business was presented. Come join us at the Belle Meade Restaurant in yWTHOR m> S c < c IMPKES '*.*> WPft

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Campus police reported the following: to leave the building by 11 p.m. each March 2 and 3. The cover is valued at JM's owner night, but he failed to do so and was $250. Indecent exposure charged March 10 and 12. •Two Pioneer 60-watt speakers and a •A man reportedly was seen behind A judicial charge is made when radar detector reportedly were stolen charged with Wilson Hall Tuesday wearing nothing university policy is violated. The case is from a car parked in X-Lot between but and socks. Campus police reviewed by university officials. Police March 3 and 14. The items are valued at firearm crime later received a report of a- similar do not release the names of students incident near the Phillips Center. $190. By Kurt Larrick ' charged judicially. In a related incident off-campus, a •Two male students were charged • A jean jacket valued at $45 police reporter man was reportedly seen later that day judicially with trespassing in Garber Hall reportedly was stolen from the Sigma near the McDonald's restaurant on over spring break. Campus police Sigma Sigma sorority house the night of Bashar Itraish, one of the owners of Carlton Street, city police said. responded to a report from the March 1. JM's Pub and Deli, has been charged housekeeping staff and found the men • A license plate, "Sigma K", Trespassing with brandishing a firearm, and assault asleep in their room March 8. reportedly was stolen from a car parked • A male student was charged and battery in connection with an •Two male students were charged in upper L-Lot between March 2 and 3. judicially with two counts of trespassing incident that occured in the bar March with trespassing in the Lambda Chi and failure to comply with university 2, according to city police. Alpha fraternity house March 12. The regulations in Wampler Hall over spring men reportedly returned from Florida Itraish was released on $200 bail, and break. Director of campus police and Personal abuse: early and entered the building. a court date has been set for April 25. safety Alan Macnutt said the man was • A male student was charged The complaintant in the case is Todd living in the theater over the break while Larceny judicially with personal abuse for calling Mikolajczyk, a sophomore offensive working on set construction. •A car cover reportedly was stolen a ticket writer an "asshole- Monday in lineman on the JMU football team. Campus police told the man that he had from a Porsche parked in X-Lot between E-Lot.

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Festival Guests Festival Calendar artists representing the fields of art, dance, music, television and film will share their perceptions of Los Angeles and examine the influence West Coast culture has on their art. Sunday, March 20 Movie, 7p.m., Grafton-Stovall Theatre: "Chinatown;" J J.Johnson admission is free. The man who taught the trombone to play be-bop will perform with JMU jazz musicians. After devoting most of the last 17 years fo Monday, March 21 a career as a studio composer, arranger and conductor in Los Angeles, Multimedia Presentation, 3p.m., Room A100, Duke Fine Arts Johnson is back on the performance scene. Center: Michael Brodsky, associate professor of art at JMU, will lecture about Los Angeles art and culture. PhoefSutton Movie, 4:30p.m., Grafton-Stovall Theatre: "Sunset Boulevard" A 1981 graduate of James Madison University, Sutton is currently admission is free. executive story editor of the television program "Cheers." He will share excerpts of the show and discuss the Los Angeles perspective as the Lecture, 7:30p.m., Latimer-Shaeffer Theatre, Duke Fine Arts Festival's guest in-residence throughout the week. Center: Robert Winter will discuss Los Angeles architecture. A reception will follow in Sawhill Gallery. The Jazz Tap Ensemble Formed m Los Angeles in 1979, the Jazz Tap Ensemble synthesizes two Tuesday, March 22 traditional American art forms-tap dance and jazz music. Presentation, 8p.m., Latimer-Shaeffer Theatre, Duke Fine Arts Center: Phoef Sutton will show excerpts from "Cheers" Robert Winter and discuss his work. The co-author of "The Guide to L.A. Architecture" will discuss the uniqueness of the city's architecture. Wednesday, March 23 Panel Discussion, 10:30a.m., Latimer-Shaeffer Theatre, Duke Festival Art Exhibitions March 14-24 Fine Arts Center: Festival guests will examine aspects of Sawhill Gallery, 8:30a.m. - 4:30p.m. Mondays through Fridays, 1-5p.m. Los Angeles culture. Saturdays and Sundays, Duke Fine Arts Center: "The View from Los Angeles" will showcase the characteristics of artists living in Los J.J. Johnson Concert, 8p.m., Wilson Hall Auditorium: J.J. Angeles. Graphic designer Jayme Odgers, ceramist Anne Scott Plummer, Johnson will perform with JMU jazz musicians. Tickets are $3 sculptor Jim Jenkins and painters Jim Dailey and Robert Gil de Montes and are available in the University Program Board office in will exhibit work in the show. the Warren Campus Center.

March 14-April 2 Thursday, March 24 New Image Gallery, noon-5p.m. Mondays through Thursdays, noon-4p.m. Jazz Tap Ensemble Concert, 8p.m., Wilson Hall Auditorium: The ensemble will present its blend of tap dancing and jazz Fridays and Saturdays, Zirkle House, 983 S. Main St.: "On the Beach: 3 A View from the Huntington Beach Pier" by professional photographer music. ' Roger Camp captures human activity at the beach waterfine. Friday, March 25 California Cuisine Movie, 7 and 9:30p.m., Grafton-Stovall Theatre: "La Bamba." Gibbons Dining Hall will offer special dinners that reflect West Coast admission is $i .50 for those with JMU ID'S, $2 for general style Monday through Thursday. Dancing entertainment will be admisson featured each evening from 4:30 - 7:30p.m. in Dining Room 2. Reservations are necessary and may be made by calling 568-3622. Admission to events is free unless otherwise noted. The cost of each meal is S6 for persons without dining contracts. The Breeze, Thursday, March 17, 1988, page 15 Green >■ (Continued from page 13) For the serious partier, Matthew's Alpha Chi Omega sororities for a SL Hallmark carries a St. Patrick's Day Patrick's Day party. JM's Pub & Deli is "not planning drinking helmet that holds two cans of The party, to be held in the Don't anything really special" except for green beer, available for $13.25. draught beer, said manager Bashar basements of Sigma Phi Epsilon and Pi Itraish. Elm Tree Hallmark's manager Terri Kappa Phi, will be "closed until around Like other area bars, JM's is usually Ashby said, "More and more people are midnight and then opened to girls and busy Thursday nights. "It's Sponsor buying St. Patrick's Day party items." close friends," Fallon said. Night, and we have a D.J., so we He said there will be "lots of expect a good crowd — two or three The Elm Tree Slore carries "Kiss Me decorations, T-shirts for sale, and green hundred people," he said. I'm Irish" mugs, stuffed cats beer." Restaurants and bars are not the only dressed in green, and a Spuds Fred Carr Edson, a member of Pi businesses that expect sales increases; MacKenzie stuffed dog donning a green Kappa Phi, said, "St. Patty's Day is a card shops at the Valley Mall also derby. good opportunity to diversify our social predict a profit jump. functions*. It's a good chance to Mary Rodes, manager of Matthew's "This is the first year we've sold a lot experience another culture in Hallmark, said the store is carrying of St. Patrick's Day stuff," Ashby said. Harrisonburg by drinking green beer." "appropriate items for the season," such However, business is "nowhere near as party wear and beer steins. Valentine's Day or Mother's Day." Senior Greg Tutwiler, a member of Lambda Chi Alpha, said the fraternity is having a party with Sigma Kappa "When a person of Irish descent dies, sorority. "It's called the St. Patty's Day they don't sit around and cry, they Finnigan's Wake Party," Tutwiler said. Smoking marijuana is a party!" In the tradition of an Irish wake, "there lot more dangerous than will be bagpipes at midnight, and we're marching a coffin down the row," he you think. And a lot less —Greg Tutwiler said. cool. "When a person of Irish descent dies, "I don't know if it's a good thing that Fraternities and sororities are also they don't sit around and cry, they AMERICAN beer is emphasized [on St. Patrick's joining in the St. Patrick's Day party!" Tutwiler said. LUNG Day], but card stores can certainly take festivities. The party will feature green beer and ASSOCIATION advantage of it," Rodes said. T-shirts printed with "Kiss Me I'm The Christmas Seal People® JMU students comprise "a big part of John Fallon, president of Sigma Phi Irish" on the front and "Finnigan's t sales," she said. Goods often purchased Epsilon, said the fraternity is Wake" on the back. After midnight, all Space contnbuled by the publisher as n puDfcc service include paper cups, mugs and "cute combining with Pi Kappa Phi fraternity Greeks wearing letters are welcome, little garters and hats." as well as Sigma Sigma Sigma and Tutwiler said.

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By Sally Dlgges JMU Experimental Theatre's production bloodsucking count, says "this Dracula focal insane asylum," Bailey says. staff writer of "The Passion of Dracula." has more substance than your / The play takes place in rural England stereotypical Dracula, and the audience "He eats living creatures like spiders "Dracula isn't evil — all he wants is in 1911 and is based on Bram Stoker's gets to know him better. He's bored and flies because he thinks that their a woman, but everybody hassles him novel Dracula. after being alive for 500 years, and he's blood will make him immortal," he about it. "The Passion of Dracula' is a typical ready to lay it on the line for the girl." says. "He's completely out of touch "Dracula is basically a sympathetic Dracula story in that it tends to be Dracula's object of affection is with reality and Dracula keeps him character who doesn't set out to kill melodramatic, but we tried to take it Wilhelmina Murray, played by junior around for kicks." anybody, but he's determined to have seriously without playing up the Carol Tenore. She describes her Horte uses period costumes and music this one particular woman as his bride," corniness," says Horte. character as "very innocent and to create a realistic atmosphere. says senior Randy Horte, director of the Sophomore Joe Hiney, who plays the unknowingly provacative. Dracula's fangs were made out of a "It's her precociousness that attracts mold by an area dentist, Steve Gardener, Dracula." to increase the realistic effect

Professor Van Helsing, played by "Dracula is a part of our culture, and everybody is basically familiar with the junior Jim Anzide, stands in the way of Dracula's plans for Wilhelmina. Anzide story," says Horte. "It's a real audience says "Van Helsing is the first person to pleaser, but it's for mature audiences realize who Dracula really is and what since it includes some gore and sex he intends to do. Van Helsing wants to scenes." protect Wilhelmina because he's an old family friend." Horte became interested in directing after seeing the original Dracula movie The conflict is basically "a battle of last semester in Grafton-Stovall minds and time between Dracula and Theatre. "It seemed like it would be a Van Helsing," says Anzide. "Both have fun play to direct, and the play's definite goals — Dracula's is to make technical challenges seemed Wilhelmina his bride and Van Helsing's interesting." is to destroy Dracula." "The Passion of Dracula" performances are at the Experimental Some of the play's lighter moments Theatre in the Wampler Building at 8 Staff photo by MARK MANOUKIAN are provided by Renfield, Dracula's p.m. on March 16, 17 and 19, with a Jameson (Keith Humphreys) restrains Insane asylum escapee henchman, played by senior Roland midnight showing on the 18th and a 2 (Roland Bailey) as he tries to talk to Wllhelmina Murray (Carol Bailey. "Renfield is a harmless lunatic p.m. matinee on the 20th. Admission Tenore), the recipient of Dracula's passion. who is constantly escaping from the is $2.50. Dance Gallery features > (Continued from page 20) California photos Contemporary Ensemble's concert. The concert will run through Saturday. Tickets are The New Image Gallery is now featuring Roger $4 for the general public and $3 with a JMU ID Camp's "On the Beach: A View from the Huntington Thursday, and $5 for the public and $4 with a JMU Beach Pier." ID Friday and Saturday. The exhibit is a collection of color photographs of Modern dance pieces highlight the first part of the Southern California surfers, lifeguards and sunbathers concert, which features Cynthia Thompson's "The taken over a five-year period. Real End" and a suite of solos by Alice Howes, Camp is head of the photography department at Deborah Goff and Lisa Thomas. "Onyx," a piece Golden West College in Huntington Beach, choreographed by University of Maryland dance California. His work is included in the corporate professor Alvin Mayes, also will be in the program. collections of IBM and Coca-Cola. Mayes came to JMU in mid-February to audition the "On the Beach" will continue through April 2. New dancers and teach his choreography. Image Gallery is located in Zirkle House, 983 S. Main St. Hours are noon-5 p.m. Mondays through The ballet will close the concert. "Dances to Thursdays and noon4 pjn. Fridays and Saturdays. Chopin," partially a reconstruction of Michael Fokine's Romantic ballet, also contains Haig's original choreography. Haig has created an abstraction of Fokine's theme in which the musician's peace of Department presents mind is menaced and then later restored by the appearance of sylphs, which are slender, graceful two choral concerts beings. When the curtains fall on this performance of The JMU Department of Music will present two "Dances to Chopin" for the final time Saturday night, choral concerts in upcoming weeks. memories of the long rehearsals will fade like the The JMU Women's Concert Choir, directed by Ms. dimming stage lights after the sylphs have taken their Roma Prindle, will present a program on Sunday, final leaps. For Robin Haig, this will mean a return March 20, at 3 p.m. in Wilson Hall Auditorium. to the classroom and a fulfilling teaching career. Patricia Price will assist on piano. "I am very much enjoying teaching," she says. Staff photo by PHIUP HOLMAN A concert by the JMU Chorale, directed by David "It's a never-ending learning experience for me. Students rehearse Haig's choreography A. Watkins, will take place Sunday. March 27. at 3 "Instead of my career winding down as a dancer, it pjn. at First Presbyterian Church, on Court Square. seems to have opened out more broadly/• for tonight'* opening performance. Page 22, Th« Breeze, Thursday, March 17, 1988 ES v>, i

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Women thwart GMU for CAA title By Dean Hybl "The first three minutes were about the best I've For the rest of the half, JMU seemed close to staff writer ever played," said JMU center Sydney Beaslcy, the taking complete command. But every time the Dukes WASHINGTON, D.C. - Any doubts about the tournament's Most Valuable Player. "It was really appeared to be pulling away, the Patriots were able to superiority of the JMU women's basketball team in fun and exciting." make a clutch basket to stay within striking distance. the Colonial Athletic Association were answered last But even though JMU made its first 11 shots, Saturday as the Dukes won their third consecutive turnovers and a highly motivated GMU team kept the "I really have to give credit to George Mason," conference title with an 87-72 victory over George Dukes from taking a large early lead. The Patriots JMU coach Shelia Moorman said. "They're a really Mason. went on an 8-0 spurt to take a 10-7 edge as GMUs talented young team, and to mis point, I had not seen In front of a JMU-dominaled crowd of 615 at Cindy Baruch converted two straight JMU them play with as much confidence as they showed American University's Bender Arena, the Dukes ball-handling errors into easy layups. [Saturday]. (26-3) came out fired up and quickly jumped to a 5-0 However, the Dukes quickly retaliated as they "Whatever they did to prepare themselves coming lead with less than a minute gone in the contest. scored eight straight points of their own, including into this tournament really helped their confidence After a basket by Patriots' center Beverly two Donna Budd layups that were the result of a level, and should hold well for the future." McLaughlin, JMU's Alisa Harris connected to give couple of GMU turnovers and long-distance passes the Dukes a 7-2 edge with 18:45 left in the half. from Missy Dudley. See WOMEN page 29> Curtain falls on men after tourney loss

By Mark Charnock Until the death, as they say, and that staff writer ____ death may very well come by the end of Tom McCorry had, as he put it, the this month when JMU names a new ideal scenario. head coach to start an entirely new Fourteen seconds left. His senior production next season. point guard at the free-throw line with a "If I had to use a word, and I'm using chance to tie George Mason in the first it in probably a less negative sense than round of the Colonial Athletic it may seem, it's frustrating," McCorry Association tournament. said, "But let me explain." But the shots, much like JMU's pre-1987 outlook, appeared on-targct, One thing McCorry docs better than only to fall short. The final misses anyone, longer than anyone, and more sealed a 61-57 loss, and put an end to often than anyone, is explain. O.K. what the interim head coach termed a Tom, explain. season of frustration. "I felt like that the players should have gotten more," he said, "They Not frustration in the Dukes' should have been more successful. performance, mind you, but a "I wanted more for them because they frustration that goes much deeper during have worked very, very hard. When they a season that saw hope fade quicker than didn't get as many wins early on, and ,,a spring break tan. we had so many tough games, I was jr. If you're looking for parallels, start frustrated for them, because I could see with this final game and insert JMU's they were losing their self-confidence." entire season as its equivalent. The Self-confidence has a funny way of Dukes, with a bright outlook, hung taking a fast exit when you play 'With GMU for much of the first half, Southern Methodist, Indiana, Virginia "only to fall behind. Down by 11 at the Tech and Virginia Commonwealth as f half, JMU makes a valiant run, and in early as the Dukes did. Replacing the finest tragic sense, lose on Gordon's JMU's senior shooting foundation with fateful misses. up-and-down freshmen can have quite a bit to do with it too, McCorry says. "I felt like the Add the early, bitter departure of former Photo courtesy of Ming Leong head coach John Thurston in The season ended for coach Tom McCorry's Dukes March 5 players should mid-season, and you have a team on the after their 61-57 first-round loss to George Mason. have gotten skids with McCorry desparately trying Without that first half, the story recruiting trip that hopefully will find to apply the brakes. would be different. It's much the same some new pieces to mix into next more... they way JMU's season could have turned year's puzzle. have worked He did, for four of JMU's last six out. A number of coaches around the "I feel that way now," McCorry said. games (i.e. valiant run). But heading CAA picked JMU as a late bloomer, a "To come so far and to come so close very, very hard." into the Dukes' third meeting with the February team that would finally come today, it would have been so nice for Patriots, some old habits made an together to make a run at and over the them to get this win. —Tom McCorry unwelcome stop in Hampton, helping competition. "But I'm frustrated for them, not by them. So, in that sense it's maybe not JMU step out of McCorry's But it never happened. It never had a the best word to use. But that's just the well-rcgimcntcd offense and sending chance. Likewise, if there was a lead lor this GMU one step closer to its final way I feel." tragedy, McCorry certainly would win showdown with eventual champion. *. .McCorry, too, was symbolic of the. Ccfrfjidcr ,thc season^ and the word ilic role. He has played the part well. Richmond. loss before leaving for a New York choice may be just fine. Page 28, The Breeze, Thursday, March 17,1988 f About Alcohol and Drugs...

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Because we a second-team All-CAA performer, fell emphasized realy going after it, we gave on Beasley's foot and injured her ankle. up a few more points than we would At the time of the injury, Baruch have liked to have. already had scored 11 points, and her "We also shot the ball very quickly at absence forced GMU to look elsewhere times, but I would rather see that than for scoring punch. to see us get into a situation where you McLaughlin, one of only two GMU add to the pressure. seniors and the Patriots' second-leading point producer, took up the slack by "I liked the kind of game it was. I scoring her team's next four points to wish we could have executed a little cut the lead to 29-27 with five minutes better at times, but you can't be remaining. disappointed with the result," Moorman But GMU was to get no closer. The said. Dukes scored the next six points and led As expected, JMU had several players 44-35 at the half. gain individual recognition from the The Baruch injury made it tough on conference. them," Moorman said, "but I really Beasley was named CAA Player of have to give them all the credit in the the Year for the second consecutive world. Other than just momentarily, season and along with Harris was (hey rebounded very well, and [Baruch's named to the All-Conference first team, absence] gave them a different took that and Dudley received recognition on the may have, down the stretch, worked to second team. their advantage." Freshman Paula Schuler was selected After the two teams played even for to the all-rookie team, while Harris and the first eight minutes of the second Donna Budd were recognized on the half. JMU began to pull away as all-defensive squad. In addition, Beasley and Diane Budd combined for Moorman received Coach of the Year 10 points in a run that gave the Dukes honors for the third straight season. a 64-48 advantage with nine minutes Beasley received the honor of remaining in the game. tournament MVP after amassing 42 From that point, GMU could not get points, 13 rebounds, and 10 steals in closer than 13 as the Dukes were able JMU's two victories against GMU and to extend the margin by making several North Carolina Wilmington. late foul shots. For the game JMU, a Joining Beasley on the all-tournament notoriously poor foul shooting team, team were Harris and Donna Budd. In made 82 percent (23-28) from the line. two games Harris scored 36 points, Staff photo by CATHY UDELL "We didn't want to come out playing while Budd added 27 points, six assists Sydney Beasley battles during the CAA tournament. tentatively," Moorman said. and six steals. NCAA draw gives JMU good, bad news "It's another great opportunity for our followed by reserve forward Michelle JMU's backcourt has also come alive Washburn .By Dave fans and our program to have this type Bryant (12.5), center Louise Greenwood of late. Forward Missy Dudley (12.3) staff writer and guard Paula Schuler (7.2) have of event on our campus." (11.8), and backup guard Cheryl Nix The news was both good and bad for Since this is an NCAA contest, (10.8). given die Dukes a solid perimeter game and opened up the inside for point guard the JMU women's basketball team as students will have to pay $2 per ticket Tigers' head coach Jim Davis believes Donna Budd's frequent penetration. the NCAA pairings were announced to attend the game. However, the the teams match up well and expects Sunday afternoon. Student Government Association is the game to be a very close and The 26-3 Dukes were delighted to giving away a limited number of free competitive affair. discover that for the second consecutive tickets to the contest. They are "It looks like we are very comparable PEC REPORT year they will remain at home to play basketball teams," Davis said. "Both available upon request and presentation ACTIVITIES — their second-round game which will be of JMU student I.D. at the information teams lake a great deal of pride in their against Clemson Saturday night at 7:30 desk in the Warren Campus Center. defense and rely on it to trigger the TENNIS — There win be a at the Convocation Center. The offense. It ought to be an interesting signup meeting for anyone intesled in playing Domino's discouraging news for the Dukes is that The Tigers come into the contest matchup." Team Tennis, March 17 in if they are to advance past the Tigers, with a 21-8 record, placing fourth in the Moorman also sees similarities after they will have to face top-ranked regular season standings of the Atlantic spending much of this week watching Godwin 344. Tennessee in round number three. Coast Conference. One of Clemson's Clemson on video tape. JMU currently boasts a 24-game most impressive performances this "It really looks to me, just from ROLLER SKATING — A winning streak at home and Dukes' season came last month, when the what little I've seen, that we ought to coach Shelia Moorman said that be pretty evenly matched up," free skating night will be held Tigers defeated eight-ranked Virginia March 17 at Skatetown USA from attendance had much to do with JMU's 8S-77, a team the Dukes lost to in Moorman said 7:30-10 p.m. receiving a home game. Charlouesville 81-69. The Dukes, who are coming off their third straight conference championship, "We're really excited about playing at will rely on their strong inside game home," Moorman said. "I think that we against the Tigers. Center Sydney WEIGHTLIFTING — The have the potential to draw fans, and Clemson boasts a balanced attack Beasley is averaging 17.8 points per signup deadline for intramural since the East regional is in Norfolk which features four players who average game while fellow frontcourt performer competition is noon March 21 in [March 24-26], if we can gel that far, better than 10 points per game. Junior Alisa Harris comes in with a 16.0 Godwin 213. The activity begins we would definitely bring in a good forward Karen Jenkins paces the squad mark. March 23. ■ crowd in scoring with a 14.0 clip, and is tMI*ffM< Page 30, The Breeze, Thursday, March 17, 1988

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Haney came in second in the vault Andre Ester won the event with a mark (8.75) and the Dukes' Dave Cvercko of 26-feet-4 1/4 inches, as the meet's won the pommel horse (7.8). WOMEN'S BASKETBALL top 12 long jumpers were separated by Scanlon named In the meet against Springfield, Saturday — Clemson at JMU, only eight inches. Harley won the vault (9.1) and the floor NCAA East Regional second In team competition, the Dukes set a NCAA alternate exercise (9.5) on his way to a round, 730 p.m. third-place all-around finish (50.5). school record by placing 14th at the The JMU men's swimming and IC4A Track and Field Championships Against Massachusetts, only Larry diving team took seven places and McDonald managed a top-three finish as at Princeton, NJ., March 5-6. The finished 14th in the team standings at r combined total of 17 points was the Harley missed the meet with an injury. WRESTLING the Eastern College Athletic Conference most ever for a JMU team at the meet. McDonald's score of 9.05 in the floor Thursday-Friday — JMU's Championships in Providence, R.I., Manns and Terence Sheppard recorded exercise earned him third place. Brian Kuriander at NCAA March 3-5. second place finishes at the IC4A's. Championships (Ames. Steve Scanlon led JMU as he took Women complete Manns leap of 25-feet-2 3/4 in the long Iowa) second place in three-meter diving and a jump and Sheppard's time of 47.81 fifth in the one-meter. Scanlon also season at ECAC seconds in the 400-meter run earned qualified as an alternate for the NCAA The women's track team finished its them runner-up positions. Swimming and Diving Championships indoor season at the Eastern Collegiate MEN/S GYMNASTICS Sheppard was also a member of the Saturday — JMU in Eastern on March 13 at the NCAA Zone B Athletic Association Conference JMU mile relay team that gave the National Qualifying Meet at the Championships in New, Haven, Conn., Collegiate Athletic Conference^ Dukes their other point. Chris Miller, Championships (Godwin Hall), University of North Carolina. The March 5-6. Lorna Lewis, Nicole Kevin Jones, and Lawrence Smith junior tied Cincinnati's Steve Bell with Deskins, Jennifer Antes, and Patricia team competition at noon, combined with Sheppard to post a time individual finals at 7 p.m. a score of 516.30. but eventually fell in Ritter were the only Dukes to place, of 3:16.97 and grab sixth place. a dive-off 548.25-546.30. coming in 13th in the distance medley The Dukes' Randy Parker also placed relay with a time of 12:14.02. Men's tennis team in two events at the ECAC's as he took BASEBALL 10th in the 50-yard freestyle and 12th in Women shatter Today — JMU at Towson State \ gets mixed results the 100-yard freestyle. (Towson, Md.), 3 p.m. school record Sunday — JMU at West Virginia, Despite winning three of its first four matches, the JMU men's tennis team The JMU women's gymnastics team doubteheader (Morgantown, Dukes'women (6-10) broke the school scoring record W.Va.), 1 p.m. managed to come away with a 4-5 mark during its eight-day southern trip. JMU as they defeated homestanding Radford was victorious at North enjoy spring wins 176.75-170.30 Tuesday night Carolina-Greensboro (8-1) and North JMU's Carol Hnatuk (35.85) and WOMEN'S TRACK AND JMU's women's tennis team won four Jennifer Schmaizl (35.40) took the top Carolina-Charlotte (6-3). with its only FIELD of six matches over the spring break two all-around spots. Hnatuk won the loss during that stretch coming at Saturday — JMU Invitational. 11 and upped its record for the season to balance beam and floor exercise, while Davidson (5-4). Marc Brix and Dave a.m. (JMU Stadium) 7-3. The Dukes suffered losses to Schmaizl placed second in the vault. Swartz were a perfect 3-0 in singles Boston College (7-2) and N.C. State play at the number four and six slots. (5-4). but responded by recording JMU golfers open LACROSSE The Dukes' success came to a halt victories over Western (5-4), Thursday — JMU at Lynchburg, during their three-day stay at Hilton Middle Tennessee State (6-1), and second season Head, S.C., when they dropped three 3 p.m. Syracuse (8-1) during the team's The JMU women's golf squad opened more matches to Georgia Southern Saturday — Perm State at JMU opening week of spring season at its spring season March 8-9 with a (5-4). Tennessee-Chattanooga (8-1), and (field adjacent to Godwin Hall), 1 Hilton Head, S.C. The Dukes other sixth-place finish at the North-South The Citadel (5-4). JMU did manage to p.m.; Virginia Tech junior varsity at victory came March 13 as they defeated Tournament in Jacksonville, Fla. The JMU, 3 p.m. claim one victory at Hilton Head by Davidson 8-0 in Davidson, N.C. defeating East Carolina 9-0. Swartz Dukes, who finished with a two-day In singles play, JMU's number three tally of 706, were paced by senior Janet continued his unbeaten record for the Justine Higgins and number five trip by winning all three of his Matsey, who shot an 84 and 86 for a Stephanie Baker each won five of their 170 total. ARCHERY individual matches. Saturday — JMU at Virginia Indoor] six matches, while Jennifer Brandt was Tournament (Harrisonburg) victorious three times at the number Golfers second Kuriander to go two spot. in own tourney MEN'S TENNIS to NCAA meet Friday—MiersvWe at JMU JMU's Brian Kuriander qualified for JMU gymnasts While serving as host for the JMU (Godwin HaB courts), 3 p.m. this weekend's NCAA WresUing Spring Invitational golf tournament Championships in Ames, Iowa, defeat Radford March 11 and 12, the Dukes' men's receiving one of the region's wild-card team finished second among 23 squads. The JMU men's gymnastics team bids by placing second in the JMU had a 36-hole total of 606 to MEN'S GOLF defeated host Radford 208.55-166.70 167-pound weight class at the Eastern finish 16 strokes behind champion East Saturday -Sunday—JMU at Tuesday night to improve its record to Regional tournament March 17-19. Tennessee State. Rtehmond/Virginia Commonwealth 4-10. The Dukes eartier placed fourth at Invitational (Richmond) Kuriander. who won last season's 158-pound tide at the Eastern Regional, the North Atlantic Gymnastics League defeated American's Bill Bayle (12-5), Championships and lost to Brett West was the Dukes' top Kutztown's Doug Roger (21-6) and Massachusetts 266.30-202.80 March 9 performer, shooting 145 to tie for WOMEN'S GOLF Slippery Rock's Don Johnston in and 255.25-212.35 to Springfield second place with ETSUs Bobby Gage. College March 10. 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By John R. Craig ?taff writer Buch was the Dukes' top scorer a year ago with 24 goals and six assists. The JMU women's lacrosse team Yesterday she had a perfect percentage opened its season in proper form of shots and goals with all five of her yesterday as two Dukes had at least four shots going into the net. Notte's four goals each in the 15-3 thrashing of the goals came on just six shots. University of Maryland-Baltimore County Retrievers at the (Convocation Center field. ( -^ Stark, 19 goals and eight assists in 1987, scored her second of three goals Co-captain Diane Buch led the Dukes 3:18 into the second half and Buch with five goals and Carrie Notte scored added her third 43 seconds later. four, three in the first half and one in the second. After Abendochoen's goal, JMU's Chris Luke scored the first of her two Goalie and co-captain Joy Jones, who goals with 10:39 gone. The Dukes then last year set school records with 197 went on a six-goal run, with the last saves and a 64.6 shooting percentage, hitting the net with 3:43 left on a goal recorded her first win, allowing just one by Jody Allebach. goal by the Retrievers in the second Staff photo by STEPHEN BATES half — a shot by Mary Abendochoen Dukes' goalkeeper Joy Jones controls the ball during JMU's with 5:55 gone. season-opening 15-3 win over Maryland-Baltimore County. JMU, who returns nine starters from The game opened with Abendochoen JMU's Kim Stark tied the score 1-1 at the board. [UMBC is] a young team and its 4-9 team last year, takes on scoring on a free position goal after just the 4:38 mark and Notte added one eight they played hard, but once we got Lynchburg College today at 3 p.m. and 55 seconds of play. The Dukes finally seconds later. going, it was hard to stop." then hosts defending national champion answered about four minutes later. Penn State at 1 p.m. Saturday. Buch had two goals and Notte three, "We were turning the ball over in the with the last coming at 23:33 to close JMU took 18 shots in the first half to first five minutes and couldn't play our the half at a 6-2 Dukes' advantage. the Retrievers' six, eventually game," head coach Dee McDonough outshooung UMBC 34-12. Between the "I'm pleased with the win," said. "We were able to turn it around "Once we settled down," McDonough pipes, Jones recorded five saves while McDonough said, "but our big test after that." said, "we were able to put the points on the Retrievers' Anne Cronise saved six. comes up Saturday."

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By Gary Crockett and Sophomore Rich Ryan picked up a total bases (33), and is tied with Steve senior second baseman continued his Laurel Wlssinger win and two saves in relief for the Schwartz for the team lead in RBI's hot hitting, going 5-for-7. The seven staff writers Dukes and senior Mike Linskey held with 13. Freshman Dwight Rowe is off at-bats ties a JMU record for a single game. to a fast start, batting .395. Atlantic Christian to no earned runs in i After being sidelined nearly all of last a 9-2 victory over the Bulldogs. The Babcock credits a return to the basics season with tendinitis in his pitching team ERA is presently a respectable for the Dukes' early success. Three VMI errors allowed JMU to | arm, JMU hurler Dana Allison appears 4.15. make the most of a ninth-inning ! to be back on track this year. "We decided way back we were going batting barrage. Keydets fell victim to "I'm looking for our pitchers to go to concentrate on pitching and hitting the sub-normal temperature and had The hard-throwing southpaw won two out and compete," said JMU coach Brad instead of little trick things, and we difficulty holding on to the ball. games on the Dukes' southern road trip Babcock. "And Ray Heatwole (the worked on it day after day," he said. during spring break to up his record to Dukes' pitching coach) has convinced As a result, Dwight Rowe got an 4-0. Overall, JMU went 6-1-2 over the our pitchers that if you go out and The Dukes were 6-6 at this time last extra base on an overthrow and break, and, after defeating Virginia throw strikes, you'll be able to win." year, a pattern which they would follow subsequently stole third. Dave Kennctt Military Instituc Wednesday 23-3, JMU for most of the remaining season. Their benefitted from a bobble by the VMI upped its record to 11-1-2 for the While the pitchers have been the quick jump out of the gate this season shortstop. Two batters down the lineup. season. doing their job in the early going, the has naturally pleased Babcock. Brad Zaikov's line drive slipped through The two ties — 8-8 against Eastern Dukes' bats have returned to life "I think any coach who doesn't see the glove of the Keydet center fielder, and 10-10 with West Virginia following a rare "off" season last year. (11-1-2) as being successful, is looking allowing Garber and Malt Lasher to for something that isn't out there," he — resulted from the 2-hour-45-minute The team batting average dipped below score. said. time limit on games in the round-robin .300 a year ago, a mark surpassed in 11 Georgia Southern Tournament of the previous 12 seasons. In the game against VMI, the Dukes Brian Kimmel upped his record to 3-0' capitalized on second- and ninth- inning by pitching the last six innings in relief Allison, who appeared in just five ♦ games last year, defeated Eastern The Dukes, led by the hot-hitting Jeff power hitting to rout the Keydets 23-3. of starter Rob Doman. Going into the Garber and Rod Boddie, are currently game, Kimmel had a 5.11 earned run Michigan 10-4 and Georgia Southern JMU scored eight runs in the second hitting .341 entering yesterday's game average, but in a stretch lasting from 7-4. The junior has struck out 23 inning, highlighted by Mark Brockell's against Virginia Military. Garber leads the fifth to the eighth inning, he retired batters in 29 innings of work and two-run homer. The home run was the the squad in batting (.444), hits (24), all but one Keydet batter. currently sports a 3.41 earned run third of the year for the senior and stolen bases (8), while Boddie is average. designated hitler. second on the team with a .431 average. "It's 100 percent better this year," The 23 runs scored by JMU was only Allison said, referring to his left arm. Garber added a three-run triple in the two behind its record of 25 scored in "It was just something that needed time In the power department, senior Mark inning to account for half of his 1976 against George Washington to heal." Brockcll is first in home runs (2) and team-high six RBI on the day. The University.

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Reflecting the variances in quality and focus in schools nationwide, students brought up in the relative comfort of a suburban environment can be grateful for the quality education they received as teenagers; educations which allowed them to be admitted intoJMU. As a recent study by the Carnegie Foundation for the Advancement of Teaching shows, such educations do not exist for everyone. If you go to school in a big city, i.e. Boston or and cannot afford the fees required by a private school, then the only choice is a public school system beset by the problems affecting the environment as a whole; drugs, crime, and an apathy that comes from seeing no release to an endless cycle of poverty, seemingly handed down from one generation to the next. Jobs in the larger cities go begging because a large percentage of graduates of city high schools are functionally illiterate. About a third of all students nationwide are caught on this merry-go-round. Some escape. In Boston, however, the drop-out rate is 44 percent, according to the report. In one Los Angeles high school, seven out of 10 students decide that school is not a realistic option. Somewhat idealistic calls for tougher standards College convention brings only seem to work in schools that already have shown improvements, not where literacy is a goal rather than a requirement. The fact that a good portion of these attention and ideas to JMU students are black or Hispanic has less to Over Spring Break, the JMU chapter of the do with ethnicity than with economics. couldn't help but enjoy Dr. Carrier's inspirational Association of Collegiate Entrepreneurs invaded One cannot cure the problems attacking urban speech highlighting JMU and Virginia's commitment Washington, D.C. to attend the ACE International education without addressing the poverty which to entreprencurship. JMU could not have chosen a Convention. This was supposed to be the meeting of surrounds and goads them into being. better representative. the movers and shakers, the next Trumps, the new Recognizing this, the Carnegie Foundation JMU was also well represented by its student wonders of capitalism—and the JMU ACE chapter. members. The Dukes sent 24 students, the largest assessment recommended an increase in The convention was truly international with 24 federal aid to remedial programs for delegation. George Washington University might countries represented. Mexico had the largest foreign disadvantaged children. also lay claim to the title, though they were invisible contingent with over 100 students, although their To a person brought up in suburban stability, throughout most of the convention. We had a mix of such actions may smack of handouts and liberal collective noise couldn't add up to the one man freshmen, seniors and many entrepreneurs in our own commotion who represented Australia. He ran around silliness. This "boot straps" perception [that you right. can achieve anything if you try] ignores the fact in a white suit and acted like Jacko, the Energizcr battery man. that what works in Chevy Chase may not in the GETTING REAL heart of DC. Russia was also represented, but their members must have been out in D.C. spying because none of Drugs, while prevalent everywhere, have the us ever caught sight of them. increasing allure in the city of economic stability The Convention was about success. There were and affluence. Middle-class role models long millionaires all around and those who weren't Carl Johnson since deserted the ghettoes. Success in the millionaires were well on their way. I introduced one minds of the young become associated with faculty member's seven-year-old as a millionaire to a What did JMU receive from this convention? I gambling or crime or narcotics. friend, and he believed it. Business cards were traded Students who may not have had the easiest looked at our role as basically being a goodwill trip like baseball cards, and one quickly became nauseated to spread the word about JMU and a chance to bring lives, can at least be thankful they skirted such by buzz words like networking and interfacing, and problems. But an understanding of the dilemnas back some entrcpreneural ideas to the school. sick of Fannie May candies, which were distributed The continuing success of JMU was communicated of others is concomitant to a better everywhere. understanding of yourself and your hopes. through presentations by Dr. Carrier and Dr. Roger The convention, and JMU's image, got off to a Ford, and the Dukes chapter's successful The above editorial is the opinion of the 1987-88 great start Friday morning when the Dukes' chapter entrepreneurial ventures. By having the largest Breeze editorial board gave an impressive (and mostly true) slide show delegation present, JMU came across as a leader in Rob Washburn Mike Wilson presentation on JMU. This was followed by Dr. entrepreneurial initiative and this might lead to editor managing editor Carrier, arguably the best speaker at the convention. increased recruitment of JMU graduates in the future Mark Char-nock Stephen Roun tree Many of us had been out late Thursday night and editorial editor asst. editorial editor were hating life at 8:30 a.m., but the audience See CONVENTION page 39> The Breeze, Thursday, March 17, 1988, page 37 READERS' FORUM Bigger JMU overlooks students' needs

To the editor: goal of becoming the largest undergraduate I know sacrifices have to be made to make JMU a I originally came to JMU for two reasons. One was university. What this school needs now is excellent better place, but I don't think the students and that the people here, not only the students, but also administration, emphasis on academic excellence, and teachers should be the only ones made to sacrifice. If the faculty and staff, were the friendliest I found at vastly improved student facilities, not increased we can't get a new dorm built until 1990, then let's any of the universities I looked at The second reason enrollment. Luckily, the state won't allow JMU to not take more people than we can house lntil then. If I chose JMU was the small, almost personalized size enroll any more students, at least until the are D-Hall can only feed 5,000 people, then let's not add of the school. In dealing with teachers and persuaded we need more. But I feel it's' too late any more food contracts until we have the facilities to administrators it seemed to me that I was important already. feed more. I think that JMUs excellent reputation and and that my problems were important After growing Look at the major controversial issues on campus personal, friendly atmosphere are more important up near the campus of the university of Maryland, the right now. Parking problems, lack of faculty, than having 10,000 or 12,000 people. But the small, manageable size and personal attention were tremendous lines wherever we go, overcrowding at administration's never-ending thirst for high extremely influential in my decision to come here. D-Hall and registration, a library that would be more enrollment figures seems to be the only important When I came to JMU in the Fall of 1984, JMU was well-suited to a 1958 elementary school, and now, the thing here. The rest of us are supposed to be patient on an upswing. The school was just begining a Office of Residence Life's decision to stop offering and ride out the expansion process for the good of the period of growth that would see major improvements housing to all non-transfer students until they university. Well, I'd rather attend a university that has all across campus and an increase in size from graduate. All of these problems are individually enough space and facilities to treat its students right approximately 8,500 students to just over 10,000 important, yet they all tie into the same root and back up its promises of guaranteed housing and now. Somewhere in there, something went wrong. cause—JMU is to big. open classes than attend JMU now. It's time the Now, I see JMU as a school that has outgrown its university asked itself if the goal of JMU is to be the campus. A school that has expanded too rapidly for I've been here for four years and have generally progressive, student-oriented university it purports to even its faculty and administration to believe. I see enjoyed myself. I've lived and worked on campus all be, or be just another state university clone of UVA. professors, so overworked with classes and paperwork four years and have found it to be extremely In light of the university's new emphasis on that they have no time to help the students as much convenient But now, as I approach my last semester, increased alumni contribution, these issues are more as they should. The urgent demand for new classroom the people at Residence Life have decided that I important for the administration to consider than space has put faculty offices into storage closets. As cannot live on campus anymore. Many people enjoy ever. The people that the university in incensing with a member of the university's Commission on life off campus, but I am one who enjoys having my these 'adjustment' policies are the very people it will Planning and Development, I see the plans being meals cooked for me and my classes only a one be asking to support it in the future. Those of us made for the future of JMU. New and much needed minute walk away. How is it that I must be forced who still live on campus as seniors are some of the business and music buildings, renovation and off campus now with only one semester left? Are most dedicated and enthusaistic students at JMU. Our expansion of Burruss Hall, the recently completed there that many fifth-year seniors living on campus continued presence and involvement on campus attest renovation of Kce/.ell Hall, and the planned that it is posing such a problem to ORL to house us? to that. I would hate to think that others have also improvements in D-Hall are all excellent projects. I was led to believe that JMU was not going to get lost their faith in JMU's ability to attend to the needs Yet, together they are not nearly enough. I realize any bigger. Don't we have enough spaces for of its students. After all, if I'm not worth JMU's that building and improvements are very difficult to everyone now? It seems to me that if we take the attention, it's just not worth my money to support it. fund and to develop quickly due to the bureaucratic same number of rooms and divide it into the same mess that is the Virginia budgeting process. number of people, we get enough room for the same Robert Martin However, the problem lies not in the difficulty of fifth-year seniors ORL guaranteed housing to last senior budgeting but in' JMU itself. The university's fall. Or is the rumor about JMU staying at 10,000 international business policies on increased enrollment have been to just another statement from the president's office extreme. Your goal of becoming "the best meant to pacify the students just enough that they Editor's note: This letter is a copy of a letter undergraduate university" seems confused with the won't actually do anything until it's too late. sent to President Carrier. Bush obvious heir to office Letters Policy To the editor: and malaise which afflicts the Democratic party of All letters )nust be confirmed. Therefore, give us George McGovcm, Jimmy Carter and Fritz Mondale. The results of Super Tuesday and the New your name, year in school, major, telephone Hampshire primary are a testimony to the triumph of It seems strange, in the peace and prosperity of the lumber and address. Letters without these things the Reagan Revolution. The GOP winner is George Reagan era, to remember the sustained gloom and will not be printed. If you have more than one Bush. The winners among the Democrats seem to be pessimism that marked the Carter administration. person writing the letter, we will indicate that Michael Dukakis and Albeit Gore. America seemed to be on decline, our allies were under the first name given on the letter. Bush, as Reagan's vice president, has become the falling to communism and Islamic fanaticism, If criticism is the main function of your letter, clear heir to the president's heritage of progressive nuclear war seemed eminent, inflation and remembers_to attack ideas, nor people. Also, conservatism, the sweeping vision of the Reagan unemployment were rising, and the energy crisis regardless of the type of letter, please try to be as loomed ahead. Contrast this vision of despair with years, and America's renewed role as the preeminate brief as possible. Don't ramble. power on the face of the earth. Dukakis and Gore are our renewed global stature, the Reagan liberals, however both men advocate economic administration's boast that not one square inch has growth and seem reluctant to raise taxes. Dukakis has fallen to communism during his term, the success of come out in support of free trade and Gore supports a the administration's policy of "peace through strong national defense. I would not like to live under strength," research into SDI, the control of inflation, Deadlines for letters to the editor are 12:00 noon a Dukakis or Gore administration; however, I the lower unemployment rales, and the comparitivcly -on Saturdays for publication in Monday's Issue, personally find both men preferable to the low prices for gas at the pumps. and 5:00 p.m. Tuesdays for publication' in irresponsible, cynical populism of Dick Gephardt or Thursday's issue. ( the "old style liberalism" of Paul Simon. Chuck Brotton We reserve the right to edit hold'or reject letters The victory of Je^se Jackson, here in Virginia and freshman for taste and space. the deep south,' is'simply a symptom of the chaos philosophy m

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^ ■M The Breeze, Thursday, March 17, 1988, page 39 Robertson to restore moral strength in U. S.

To the editor: - Throughout the primary and caucus season, Pat the Robertson campaign video. There will also be This year's various presidential campaigns have Robertson has run a campaign that has confounded ample campaign literature available. featured various stands on various issues. Indeed, each the experts. Not only has he made many suprising I strongly encourage anyone who is concerned candidate seems to have a different theme to energize showings, but Robertson supporters everywhere are about this nation's future to seriously and objectively his campaign. George Bush's supposed desire to be taking hold of the Republican party apparatus, such examine Pat Robertson's proposals. Are we destined the "education president" and Jesse Jackson's stress on as recently in Newport News. With these to go the way of many great civilizations that civil rights and social equality are only two accomplishments, Robertson will very likely be a somehow lost their course and gradually became examples. However, there is only one candidate who major power broker at the Republican convention, weakened from both internal and external pressures? Through strong moral leadership America will has had the courage to speak out on the real crisis in and may yet become president of the United States. maintain its place as the greatest nation on the face of America today. No, our nation's real difficulties do Tonight at 8:30 in Keezell Hall's room 303, Lewis not stem from the mammoth deficit, a lack of civil Say lor, the founder of JMlTs chapter of the College the earth. Pat Robertson is the man for the job. rights or the Soviet threat Instead, America is facing Republicans, will tell why he believes Pat Robertson John C. Wirth a moral crisis, and the only candidate who is capable is the candidate most able to solve this nation's moral JMU Coordinator of restoring our greatness through moral strength is dilemma. In addition to the talk, there will be a Americans for Robertson Pat Robertson. question and answer session as well as a showing of Convention >■ (Continued from page 36) As for creating an international image, JMU made a finally conceded and granted us our own party room. surprised if a flood of new products and ideas hit JMU definite impression. Although well claim we didn't The parties gave us a great chance to attempt some because of this convention. ACE's next big project "riot in the Hyatt," we did our best Our Friday night interfacing and networking and, if nothing else, JMU will be a fake Breeze graduation issue that I'm writing party was so successful that we headed a circulating, will be forever known as the party school it isn't and ACE is selling. If a video cassette vending list of Saturday night parties. Of course, we weren't throughout puts of the United States and all of machine or a Canadian beer drinking game appears on planning one. The Mexicans loved us. They brought Mexico. campus, you can thank the convention. some native music, sang and danced along, and The convention gave an entrepreneurial prompted another complaint The Hyatt management shot-in-the-arm to anyone who attended. Don't be

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