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DANCING AROUND SUMMER

Harlem Dance Caravan performs next weekend, free, as part of SummerStage. / CECELIA MARTA, CREATIVE OUTLET

Get moving. The ‘Dancing Through Celebration end of summer off ers the Bronx’ diverse opportunities Dancing in the Streets has ‘Romeo to catch dance, devoted 30 years to producing free dance performances in and Juliet’ from ballet to unexpected, outdoor spaces. Since In honor of the Bard’s contemporary, indoor 1984, it’s accomplished over 500 450th “birthday,” as well such shows. This month, you can as the 25th anniversary to outdoor. catch three site-specifi c pieces in of Dances Patrelle, the the parks of the Bronx. On Aug. acclaimed troupe will 13, the dancers will appear at be staging “Romeo and Summer’s the time for Wave Hill. On Aug. 14 it will be Juliet” at Hunter College dancing in the streets. Then Hayden Lord Park. And on Aug. 15 from Sept. 11 to 14. The again, it’s also the time to the dance will take place at Owen performance comprises not sit inside a dark, air-condi- Dolen Park. Learn more about only seasoned professionals tioned theater and escape the dancers, choreographers and but also amateur dancers the heat. Well, either way, specifi c dance locations at Dancing in the Streets embraces unique spaces. / JESSE BIRDSALL in an ethnically diverse we’ve got a dance show to www.dancinginthestreets.org. cast. The role of Romeo will suit your mood — and the scheduled to take us through the p.m. Then, on Aug. 15-16, catch be danced by Alexander weather — in this roundup end of summer, each combining The Harlem Dance Caravan: Castillo, while Chloe of performances in the LES, SummerStage a master class with an exemplary Erasing the Boundaries in Marcus Sherman will take on Juliet; Harlem and the Bronx. act by diversely talented troupes. Garvey Park with classes at 7 both leads are former

All summer, SummerStage has This Friday and Saturday, catch p.m. and performances at 8 p.m. Dances Patrelle students. THE TRAGIC LOVERS FLIRT WITH DANCE. T. MICHELLE MURPHY been bringing live art perfor- Spectrum Dance Theater and All shows are free; fi nd further Learn more at www EDUARDO PATINO @TMichelleMurphy mances to parks throughout NYC. Dance Off the Grid, both in East details at www.cityparks .dancespatrelle.org. [email protected] There are four dance shows River Park with shows at 7 and 9 foundation.org. METRO.US 22 THINGS TO DO THURSDAY , SEPT EMBER 29, 2016

ARTS, CULTURE, ACTION

If you go New York Burlesque Festival Sept. 29-Oct. 2 Various venues Free-$120 thenewyorkbur- lesquefestival.com

The New York Burlesque Festival celebrates 14 years of turning up the heat. GETTY IMAGES Birds of all feathers flock to Burlesque Fest

All ages and races us and festivalgoers,” says of the fest), there are are represented in Jen Gapay, co-founder also parties on Thursday of Burlesque Fest (along and Friday packed with performances, parties, with dancer Angie Pon- unique burlesque acts. panels and more. tani) and head of Thirsty “Trends tend to be influ- Girl Productions. “Because enced by what’s happen- T. MICHELLE MURPHY we’re in New York and ing culturally in enter- @TMichelleMurphy have a great reputation, tainment or politics,” says [email protected] we attract a high caliber Gapay. “This year we had of performers. Audiences a lot of people apply with While much of the the- are really seeing the best bird acts for some reason. ater and dance world are burlesque performers in I’m not sure why, but this dominated by lithe white the world.” year people want to dress artists in their prime, bur- They include Poison up like birds!” lesque has always been a Ivory, the winner of Miss Because the general haven for all ages, body Exotic World 2016 and the population is becoming types and backgrounds. cover girl of this year’s fes- more appreciative of bur- That’s never been more tival. She performs during lesque, the fest continues apparent than at the 14th the Saturday Showcase to thrive. “Pretty much annual New York Bur- at B.B. King Blues Club & everyone who has been lesque Festival. Grill, which is hosted by to a show embraces the One way the Burlesque cabaret mainstay Murray sexuality, sensuality and Festival commits to in- Hill. comedy,” Gapay says. For clusivity is by opening In addition to the newcomers, she suggests: its application process to performances, shopping “Just come with an open anyone. bazaar and awards show mind and heart, and know “Over 400 people apply (where the towering fig- that burlesque welcomes each year, and we spend a ure of shimmery spandex and supports people of all lot of time curating a show that is Scotty the Blue bodies types. And be ready that is going to be fun for Bunny crowns the best to have a great time!”

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“The Judge” is just one of the new movies you might want to see this weekend. / WARNER BROS. PICTURES

‘The Judge’ in last year’s fairly evil “That 1 Robert Downey Jr. plays a Awkward Moment,” Miles hot-shot lawyer who winds up Teller was at Sundance scoring defending his estranged dad raves for his performance as (Robert Duvall), a judge. an aspiring jazz drummer with a scary teacher (J.K. Simmons). ‘Dracula Untold’ 2The latest emo origin story ‘St. Vincent’ Bill Murray is that of Nosferatu, with Luke 7does his best to enliven Evans as a version Vlad the a tired cliche: A total jerk Impaler who goes from king learns to be less of a jerk to bloodsucker. when forced within the same breathing space as an ador- ‘Alexander and the able kid. 3Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day’ ‘One Chance’ Director Judith Viorst’s 32-page 8David Frankel goes abroad children’s book becomes an to tell the true story of Paul 81-minute movie with Steve Potts (James Corden), a bullied Carell and Jennifer Garner. nobody who went on to win “Britain’s Got Talent.” ‘Kill the Messenger’ 4Jeremy Renner plays a ‘Gone Girl’ From left: James Monroe Iglehart, Justin Guarini, Ramin Karimloo and Lena Hall performed journalist who uncovered 9 Gillian Flynn’s best-seller on Monday at Celebrity Karaoke at the Hard Rock Cafe - Times Square. / GETTY IMAGES alleged links between the scored David Fincher to direct CIA and the crack-cocaine it and an ideal male lead: Ben Let’s get geeky . of the inaugural Super Three questions epidemic in LA in the ’90s. Affl eck, playing a man every- Week. We went back stage one hates because they think Celebrity Karaoke at Celebrity Karaoke — ‘The Disappearance of he killed his wife (Rosamund featured stage stars which took place Monday We asked: of age or gender, who Eleanor Rigby: Her & Him’ Pike). 5 previewing the new night at the Hard Rock would you want to play? Remember the dramas that Cafe in Times Square — If you woke up tomor- opened last month with Jes- ‘Annabelle’ musical “Nerds.” and asked the Broadway 1 row with superpow- In real life, if you sica Chastain and James McA- 10Did you wish that stars there to share their ers, would you become a 3could choose a power, voy as a separated couple? freaky doll in “The Conjuring” inner nerds. Read what hero or villain? what would it be? Now you can see both. had more screen time? Lucky they had to say about their you: She gets her own spin-off This weekend is New York imaginary lives as comic If you could play any T. MICHELLE MURPHY ‘Whiplash’ While he was with an unrecognizable cast. Comic Con, and leading up book characters. (Hint: comic book character @TMichelleMurphy 2 [email protected] 6popping up on screens MATT PRIGGE to it are dozens of events They’d pretty much all in a movie, regardless throughout the city as part need to move to Gotham.) ARTS 19

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Profes- in the end, “Queen of the VARICOSESESE VEINVEIN Venous and read; you could even be sional dancers and French- Night” doesn’t quite tran- TREATMENTS OFF MAMANHATTANNHATN TAN Lymphatic Medicine summoned by the intimi- Canadian troupe Les 7 scend reality — not like dating and mysterious Doigts de la Main play the “Sleep No More” — but it’s Queen Marchesa. Prepare parts of royals, their at- a hell of a great night out. Get rid of … to be touched and other- tendants and bodyguards. wise sensually challenged The acrobatic acts take on T. MICHELLE s6ENOUS5LCERSS (although you’re free to a narrative, which elevates MURPHY s3PIDER6EINS decline, of course). many of the same tricks [email protected] s,EG3WELLING &ATIGUEAND0AIN&ATIIGUEANNDD 0AIN Double threat Covered by most health insuranceses Emily Kinney as well — in case you including Medicarearre couldn’t tell from those at Rockwood killer vocals the show is Music Hall constantly fl aunting. The 28-year-old Nebraska Just in time to amp up your native will perform Return to Your Normal Activities Within a Day! excitement for the return haunting songs from her of AMC’s “The Walking “Expired Love” EP. Dead” on Feb. 9, actress Nothing quite gets you Emily Kinney (aka blonde in the mood for Valen- babysitter Beth, aka the tine’s Day like reminders one responsible for wee of zombies, dead babies Judith’s ominously bloody and expired love; but just car seat in the midseason in case you’d rather check Downtown Manhattan fi nale) is playing a show on out Kinney another time, *OHN3T 3TE Feb. 13 at Rockwood Music she’ll be reprising her www.TreatmentsOfManhattan.com .EW9ORK .9 Hall (196 Allen St.). performance on March 6. Emily Kinney GETTY IMAGES [email protected] (bet Pearl & Cliff St.) Yes, she’s a singer T. MICHELLE MURPHY Fulton St. Station: 2, 3, 4, 5, A, C, J, Z THURSDAY, OCTOBER 18, 2012 23 halloween guide A look into the mind of KILLERS

Manhattan’s famed haunted house is getting even scarier This year, performers take on Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy and other real-life monsters A rundown of the city’s other haunted house real estate JOSHUA HOFFINE

A scene from the show “Lady Bathory.” In a spooky and controversial twist, from now until Nov. 3, visitors to KILLERS can catch a chilling exhibit of artwork and other artifacts once belonging to real-life serial killers. Learn more at www.hauntedhousenyc.com.

For a city with famously expen- behind-the-scenes look at how so we have a rotating cast. sive — and scarce — real estate, this Nightmare came about: What’s the approximate cost to there sure are a lot of haunted put it all together? houses that spring up across How long does it take to set up We are the only haunted the boroughs this time of year. each night? house on Earth that does a One of the most intriguing and Four hours before each show, completely different show popular pop-ups of the season we begin by testing each trick each year, so we spend a lot. is KILLERS: A Nightmare Haunt- and effect. The makeup and It’s not the smartest model, ed House, which is hosted by costume crew arrives two but it would be boring for us the Clemente Soto Velez Cul- hours before , and otherwise. Most people build tural & Educational Center on actors come in up to 90 min- their haunt once and tweak it the Lower East Side. Instead of utes before, depending on enough to trick people into focusing on the usual (and fake) how complex their effects are. coming back. We spend over a spooky suspects, this year How big is the cast? half million dollars creating KILLERS focuses on real-life se- We have a cast of 50, but 35 our show. rial killers like Ted Bundy and are performing each night. Jack the Ripper. We spoke to co- Many parts are too physically T. MICHELLE MURPHY [email protected] director John Harlacher for a demanding to do every night,

Additional scares of “SILENCE! The Musical” in Through Nov. 1 the adjoining Elektra Theatre. Brooklyn Lyceum, 227 Fourth Ave. Times Scare Bronx Haunted House www.uglyrhinonyc.com 669 Eighth Ave. Through Oct. 31 This immersive theater experi- www.timesscarenyc.com 974 St., Bronx ence takes place in the 1970s Times Scare is more of the www.hauntedhousebx.com and imagines the shady his- classic haunted house experi- Big fan of “The Walking tory of the Brooklyn Lyceum, ence. But you don’t have to Dead”? Then you’re possibly the real converted bathhouse cram it into your schedule be- prepared to survive the Bronx where this show takes place. fore Oct. 31 — it’s open year- Haunted House, which fea- Dealers, whores and mobsters round right in Midtown. For a tures throngs of foot-draggers come together in a political limited time, you can choose clamoring for your braaaains. scam involving a new drug a package deal and combine that turns its takers into zom- your fright tour with a three- “Gowanus ‘73: bie-like drones. You get three course dinner and a viewing Warehouse of Horrors” free cocktails with your ticket. METRO.US 24 FALL ARTS GUIDE WEEKEND, SEPTEMBER 16 - 18 , 2016 Presented by Shen Yun Promotions International Cathartic comedy “Moving, Satisfying, Humor gets darker, weirder and way more Unpredictable” real this fall. T. MICHELLE MURPHY @TMichelleMurphy [email protected] — LoLoreenreen ArbArbus,us, formerformer executive forfor Showtime andand LifetimeLifetime It’s a stressful time in our nation right now, and we could all use a good laugh. Thankfully, stages are packed with amaz- ing comedy shows this season, ranging from scathing observational humor by former “Daily Show” correspondent Lewis Black to big, fat belly laughs with self- “Oh, Hello” PETER YANG described Queen of Mean Lisa Lampanelli. mouth off about their “Oh, Hello” respective relationships “Black to the Future” with food and their bod- Nick Kroll and John ies in “Stuffed,” a new Mulaney bring their Lewis Black returns to comedy by Lisa Lampan- unique brand of coloring- Broadway with his new elli, the razor-tongued outside-the-lines comedy full-length standup show, darling of HBO and Come- to Broadway this fall with “Black to the Future.” The dy Central. While it may “Oh, Hello,” directed by sardonic comedian takes seem dangerous to invite Alex Timbers. Comedy on the election cycle, its the “Queen of Mean” to Central and “Funny or political talking heads tackle important issues Die” fans may already be and the crazy country like weight and the familiar with Gil Faizon they’re competing to lead. female form, we can rest and George St. Geegland, As if that weren’t enough, assured that the acerbic the geriatric alter egos of Black has also hinted he’s insights stay on point Kroll and Mulaney. But likely to update the script with a show produced “Oh, Hello” takes those with any juicy tidbits that by the Women’s Project sketches and transforms occur between each per- Theater. And we can them into a strangely formance, which will be always rely on a night of effective full-length show especially enticing when gut-busting laughter with with elements of improv, Shen Yun Symphony Orchestra invites you on the debates begin. “Black Lampanelli. Opens Oct. 7, standup and play-within- to the Future” runs for wptheater.org a-play. Opens Oct. 10, an astonishing musical journey 5,000 years in just six shows, borrowing ohhellobroadway.com the making-reviving Eastern musical traditions the stage at the Marquis New York Theatre on Mondays (the Comedy Festival “Career Suicide” through a grand symphony orchestra. regular home of “On Your Feet!”). Through Oct. 24, More than a dozen Following its sold-out run lewisblackonbroadway.com comedians will play 20 at the Edinburgh Fringe The all-original music will transport you from venues over the course Festival, Chris Gethard’s ancient battlefields to the blossomed-filled “Stuff ed” of six days and nights “Career Suicide” makes gardens of the imperial court. Hear the divine of side-splitting hilarity, its way to NYC. Presented A skinny girl, an over- brutal honesty and utter by , the show inspiration behind one of the world’s greatest weight woman, a bulimic depravity this November. explores unfunny topics civilizations. and a compulsive eater The 12th year of the New like depression, alcohol- York Comedy Festival ism and suicide, but with opens with a benefit shocking candor and un- Accompanied by award-winning bel canto performance, “Stand Up apologetic jest. Gethard’s operatic vocalists and Chinese instrumental for Heroes,” at Madison work has been defined by Square Garden featuring his almost exhibitionistic soloists, this groundbreaking sound is sure to Jon Stewart, Jim levels of vulner- leave you on the edge of your seat. Gaffigan, Jerry ability, because Seinfeld when he’s and Louis making C.K. Also fun of perform- himself, ing at you’re Carnegie Hall venues free to around join. the city Don’t Saturday, Oct. 15, 2016, 2PM & 8PM are Tracy feel bad Morgan, for mak- 800-818-2393 ShenYun.com/symphony Fred Ar- ing fun of misen, Cam- Tracy Morgan mental illness eron Esposito, GETTY IMAGES — you’re just Tig Notaro, Bill Maher, helping to destigma- Two concerts only! Book your seats today. Trevor Noah and Chris tize it through comedy. D’Elia. Runs Nov. 1-6, Opens Oct. 13, Lisa Lampanelli DAN DION nycomedyfestival.com careersuicideshow.com