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“Jingle Bell Jukebox” “You’re a Mean One, Mr.

Christmas is comin’ and the time is right You’re a mean one, Mister. Grinch. You really are a heel. to celebrate the season, make spirits bright. You’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as an eel, It’s time to start the party, let the music play. Mister Grinch! You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel. ‘Cause ev’rybody’s gonna have a happy holiday

Around the jukebox, the jingle bell jukebox. You’re a monster, Mister Grinch. Your heart’s an empty hole. Put a quarter in and let the spirit begin. Your brain is full of spiders, you’ve got garlic in your soul,

Mister Grinch! Ev’ryone here has got a fav’rite song, I wouldn’t touch you with a thirty nine and one-half foot pole. So gather ‘round the jukebox and sing along.

Just pu your money in to make the vinyl spin. You’re a foul one, Mister Grinch. You’re a nasty, wasty skunk! Come hear that now, let the fun begin Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Around the jukebox, the jingle bell jukebox. Mister Grinch! Put a quarter in and let begin. (solo) The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I

quote: We’re singin’ “” and “,” Stink! Stank! Stunk! “Frosty” and “Let it Snow!,” You nauseate me, Mister Grinch, with a nauseous super naus. “Jolly Old ” and some other ones that you know. You’re a crooked jerky jockey and you drive a crooked hoss,

Mister Grinch! The jingle bell jukebox plays a rockin’ beat, (solo) You’re a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich so find yourself a partner and get on your feet. With arsenic sauce! Ev’rybody lindy hop, jump, and jive.

We’ll shimmy shake together bring the holidays alive, around the jukebox, the jingle bell jukebox.

Put a quarter in and let the Christmas spirit begin.

Put a quarter in and let the Christmas spirit begin. Yeah!

“Jingle Bell Jukebox Bows” Frosty, the snowman, he knew the sun was hot that day, We’re singin’ “Jingle Bell Rock” and “Sleigh Ride,” So he said, “Let’s run and we’ll have some fun now, “Frosty” and “Let it Snow!,” Before I melt away” “Jolly Old Saint Nicholas” and some other ones that you know. Down to the village with a broomstick in his hand, runnin’ here and there all around the square, The jingle bell jukebox plays a rockin’ beat, sayin’ “Catch me if you can.” so find yourself a partner and get on your feet. Ev’rybody lindy hop, jump, and jive. He led them down the streets of town right to the traffic cop. We’ll shimmy shake together bring the holidays alive, He only paused a moment when he heard him holler, “Stop!” around the jukebox, the jingle bell jukebox. Put a quarter in and let the Christmas spirit begin. Frosty’s headin’ out of town. Put a quarter in and let the Christmas spirit begin. Yeah! Just too hot to stick around. He’ll be back here by and by. ‘Cause Frosty is a real cool guy! “Frosty Hand Jive” Thmpety thump thump, thumpety thump thump. (SPOKEN) Look at Frosty go, Frosty. F, ------I said F - R, ------I said F – R - O, ------I said F – R – O - S, Thmpety thump thump, thumpety thump thump. F – R – O – S – T - Y! Doin’ the Frosty hand jive. (SPOKEN) Over the hills of snow, Frosty.

Frosty the snowman, he was a jolly happy soul Frosty, the snowman, he had to hurry on his way, with a corncob pipe and a button nose but he waved goodbye sayin’, “Don’t you cry, and two eyes made out of coal. I’ll be back again some day.” Frosty, the snowman, he is a fairy tale they say, he was made of snow but the children know F, ------I said F - R, ------I said F – R - O, ------I said F – R – O - S, that he came to life on day. F – R – O – S – T - Y! Doin’ the Frosty hand jive. Doin’ the Frosty hand jive. There must have been some in that old silk hat they found. (2M) Doin’ the Frosty hand jive, hand jive! For when they placed it on his head he began to dance around. (2W) Doin’ the Frosty, Doin’ the Frosty hand jive!

Man, that Frosty sure is tough. Watch that Frosty strut his stuff. Frosty’s havin’ lots of fun. But keep him out of the blazin’ sun.