June 2012 PAGE 4 Inside Guru Advice Pg. 2 (Chemistry from pg. 1) The visuals are gorgeous and diverse, other. An example of this would Review Pg. 4 The Avengers from the bleak rocky expanses of be after a long and tiring day, a the Chitaurian home world boy decides to ignore all his calls Scribe Pack a Punch (where the aliens invade from) to and texts. However, when he sees By Liam Barney and Jonah the colorful, explosion riddled that his loved one is calling or tex- Oakland Technical High School ISSUE 3—June 2012 Taranta-Slack battlefields of New York. ting him, he would immediately We are sorry to say that The Whedon puts together an action pop up to make his reply. Dopa- Tech Sets Up Avengers is not a good movie. As packed yet hilarious script that mine causes the boy to be more a matter of fact, it is a GREAT gives every superhero their well enthusiastic about his loved one “House System” movie! The Avengers caters to deserved time. Downey Jr. is as than anything else. When the two hardcore Marvel fans while still funny as ever with his witty and hormones Dopamine and Norepi- for Freshmen being an enjoyable film for the quippy remarks. Mark Ruffalo nephrine are both released at the By Finn Wurtz genre’s novices. Marvel has been replaces Edward Norton with same time, the results can be When this year’s freshman got leading up to this extravaganza ease, making a much more con- sleeplessness, happiness, focused their first glimpse of their class with countless blockbuster hits vincing . The addition of attention and intense energy. schedules, few of them knew that like the critically acclaimed Iron and Black Widow add a Sometimes a student will start fad- they had been assigned to an Eng- Man, and action packed thriller much needed human element to ing out during class because he or lish and California studies teacher The Incredible Hulk. the film, proving that super pow- she has not gotten enough sleep on the basis of what math class Joss Whedon brings together the ers are not needed to be a super the night before or the teacher’s they were going to take. While star studded cast, consisting of hero. In all, The Avengers is a lecture is just plain boring. How- some students found—to their flamboyant super genius Tony well written, well directed, action ever, when the same student talks frustration—that their schedules packed blockbuster, promising an on the phone with his or her loved Stark, aka (Robert Real Hard Spring Event at Tech Caleb Smith/ The Scribe were less flexible than their older Downey Jr.), Nordic thunder god eagerly anticipated sequel to one, he or she can talk for hours siblings’ schedules had been, the (Chris Hemsworth), WWII come. and not get tired or fade out in the Bullying Remains The Chemistry of administration was pleased with super soldier throwback Captain middle of the conversation. He or the greater level of control provid- America (Chris Evans), gamma- she feels happy talking to his or Issue at Tech Love ed by this new arrangement. radiation specialist turned big her loved one for countless hours By Caleb Smith By Shuhua Huang Oakland Tech, along with Sky- green ragemonster Bruce Banner, because of the Dopamine and The Oakland Technical High Have you ever wondered why line and Oakland High, received aka the Hulk (Mark Ruffalo), sexy Norepinephrine in effect. School administration and new you have a fast heartbeat, sweaty grant money from the federal gov- Russian spy Black Widow (Scarlet Oxytocin is known as the hor- state laws have teamed up to re- palms, and the feeling of having ernment in 2009 to implement this Johansson), and Hawkeye, a man mone that makes couples want to duce bullying at Oakland Tech. butterflies in your stomach when policy. Known to most people as with a shot so accurate it would get int