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Cloudy and turning cold ////fuy// World with a chance / '/ '*• / of rain Albanians descend into anarchy inside TIRANA, Albania (AP) — U.S. troops flew into Tirana to 'Return of the Jedi" FRIDAY evacuate Americans trapped in re-releases today MARCH 14, 1997 chaos as, one by one, Albania's few remaining tranquil towns See page 4 Texas Christian University descended into anarchy 94th Year • Number 90 Thursday. Gangs ransacked armories, civilians navigated tanks and children played with assault rifles. ' '^LM Both drivers in the acci- Helpless army commanders ■»#•-» i** asked for Western military Women dent between this car r -*fcS33iJ A involvement after the unrest ■ 'J*'- *— and a pickup truck, which •V v¥% occurred Thursday night that has engulfed southern .% . ■rF'i <■13 Albania for days spread north, ,*» " at the intersection of earn less West Cantey Street and east and west, destroying the * ■*'• kt >* ■*• «^ • * last semblance of order and ► r iii MiT'' ■*fll BBWKF? South University Drive, , leaving at least 12 people dead i%.' LW tm*^*r*&L, ~- r claimed the signal light and 50 others injured. ' * *^H m was yellow when they The president's son and money entered the intersection, said Officer McClellen of daughter and five other family ■ larfi ' By Kimberly Campbell the Fort Worth Police members were among the SKIFF STAFF ■■■P'?"^^ '- " m j^ifff apsai Bat ■■■ BBJM * Department masses to flee Albania, arriving Advertisements exclaim to ~_^H>BBBBBBBV.^- _BBV_ in Italy aboard a ferry, an Italian m^ C| fLVH aW ■&.< , Both drivers said the today's woman, "We've come a 00k5 W ^r *^ - coast guard officer said. r ^mm E.^* ^*w .^■■P'^r ^al NjpB IBJ||i truck turned into the mid- long way, baby." But the question f ' 7«fc dle of the intersection remains: How far have women real- and ran into the side of Nation eaaaal LBBBBI MTI' ly come? fl "^i^m^ 1V"«T-—T ii f^"' Safer &. i ?/ - the car, McClellen said. Women are often, given the Because the truck's gas FBI says missile could impression that their status in a ■■U'SM ■>■■*■"? tank was ruptured in the have brought jet down today's job market has vastly accident, firemen helped NEW YORK (AP) — The „» * ' " * — RRC3/33. CBI improved, but statistics prove other- clean up the gasoline that FBI agent in charge of the TWA wise. leaked onto the street. An Flight 800 investigation Several problems face working ! * > '* m- ambulance was called to acknowledged for the first time women of the '90s. ■ ■ the scene, but both dri- Thursday that the plane could To begin with, women, on aver- —- ■» vers walked away with have been brought down by a -» age, are making less than men. only minor injuries. shoulder-fired terrorist missile. . * '^^"""IH According to a U.S. Department -23 But so far, there is no evi- of Labor study, for every dollar Photo by William Thomas dence to prove that theory, made by a man in 1955, a woman Jaaftliial&U&. Burdette James Kallstrom said. And he earned 64 cents; 35 years later, for ■aaaaaBBBBBBBB' ^"*aaaj|BaBBBBBBaB^BBBBBBi condemned as ridiculous a new every dollar made by a man a flurry of claims that the jet was woman earned 71 cents. destroyed accidentally by the Jean Giles-Sims, an associate U.S. military. professor of sociology, said this 7 Kallstrom said it is "techni- percent increase is not a significant Students apply for honored positions cally possible" a terrorist using difference. a shoulder-fired. Stinger-type Giles-Sims explained that the By TeNlkkl Carter students who work with admissions, He said the selection process for diverse group of people." Paradise missile could have caused the jobs women tend to choose are SKIFF STAFF alumni and university development. the organization is long. Students said. "The organization is composed tragedy and he said investiga- devalued in our society. Women Only a select amount of students Paradise said the organization is send in an application with two rec- of different races, genders. Greeks tors are examining that possi- generally choose jobs such as teach- have the honor of being a part of composed of the top one percent of ommendations and a resume. and non-Greeks. We all have a pas- bility. He would not elaborate ing, nursing, social work and child what is considered by many to be student body leaders. Students are Paradise said out of the 150 stu- sion for the university." on where a missile could have care, which are all low-paying jobs. one of the most prestigious organi- selected based on criteria that dents who apply, only 40 are given As president. Paradise has the been fired from or provide A 1990 U.S. Department of zations on campus. includes leadership skills, commu- interviews. After the interviews, 12 responsibility of being the liaison other specifics. Labor report on employment and The TCU Student Foundation was nity involvement, academics and students are selected to become between the administration and the earnings shows that women make formed in 1975. It has been a sym- spirit for TCU. members. Student Foundation. He will make Enquirer says suspect up 90 percent of low-paying jobs bol of TCU pride for over 20 years. "We are representatives to the The Student Foundation consists sure the administration knows how is Russian gangster such as bank tellers, elementary Ricky Paradise, a sophomore outside world." Paradise said. "The of 52 members from various organi- to use the organization to TCU's LOS ANGELES (AP) — A school teachers, secretaries and accounting major and Sludenl purpose of Student Foundation is to zations. The organization's cumula- benefit, he said. man who was said to be tied to Foundation president-elect, said the promote the university to potential tive grade point average is 3.5. a Russian car theft ring was Please see SALARY, Page 6 Student Foundation is a group of students." "I enjoy being around such a Please see FOUNDATION, Page 6 arrested in the roadside slaying of Bill Cosby's son after a tip- ster went to the National Enquirer in hopes of claiming a $100,000 reward. Dating raises issues Police refused to comment Mocktails chalk up Safe Break on any Russian connection, Interracial couples face disapproval By Christopher Rose and Jill Taylor saying only that they had seized SKIFF STAFF evidence tying the suspect to watching what we're doing, what By Adria Johnson Two Safe Break events this week promoted respon- the Jan. 16 slaying of Ennis SKIFF STAFF we're wearing. It's harder (for us) sibility in the areas of sex and alcohol by taking fun Cosby, who was shot as he Unlike most couples, Gi than for the average couple." events and pairing them with messages of safety and changed a tire on his $130,000 Nicholson and Carla Renfro are Renfro said she faces more con- awareness. Mercedes convertible. wary about holding hands or kiss- flict from her family than from her The sound of a blender mixing strawberry daiquiris But the supermarket tabloid ing in public. They say they are peers, but Nicholson, a sopho- in the Student Center Lounge caught the attention of said that the key to met with disapproving glances more advertising/public relations many TCU students Wednesday afternoon. Wednesday's arrest may have when they have dinner in the Main major, said his friends question Soon, the students began forming a line for free been a call from a tipster who or go to the shopping mall. his motives for dating outside of mocktails, nonalcoholic drinks provided by said "a Russian gang member Because Nicholson is black and his race. Responsibility Of Adult Decisions Workers during was involved." Renfro is white, they must endure "They ask, 'Why are you with a The identity of the suspect opposition from their families and white girl? Why can't you date a their Safe Break event. April Longley, chairwoman of ROAD Workers, was not immediately released. their friends every day, as the lin- black girl?'" he said. "Since I am said serving free mocktails is a way to promote A man and a woman were also gering effects of racism put addi- a minority on this campus, to responsible decision-making over Spring Break. taken in for questioning. tional strain on their relationship. some people it makes no sense for "We can't tell students not to drink, but we can "We can't just walk into the me to be with a white female." encourage them to drink safely," said Longley, a Main and eat dinner," said Renfro, Michael' Houser, a freshman State freshman elementary education major and one of the a freshman nursing major. physics major, and Stephanie "bartenders." "Everybody is always staring at Ceville, a freshman nursing major, Meal, not sentence, Serving mocktails was one of several Safe Break more important us, and we constantly have to be Please see DATING, Page 2 events this week. DALLAS (AP) — When Safe Break, which is sponsored by the Alcohol and convicted killer Gilbert Davila Drug Education Center, focused on the theme learned he had been sentenced "Drawing the Line." to life in prison he had just one Alumni e££ hunt on Sadler lawn Longley said the goal of ROAD Workers, an ADE question. student group, is to educate students on the hazards of Ann* DnMdty SKIFF STAFF "Will they get me back over expects about 500 children abusing alcohol. April Longley (left), a freshman elementary there before dinner?" Davila During the ROAD Worker Safe Break event, education major, and Stoney White, a junior By Wendy Bogema is expecting over 500 children this asked his attorneys. Stoney White, a junior political science major, said political science major, make "mocktails," or SKIFF STAFF year. Davila, 19, had a glum the mocktails were made to taste as close as possible More than 500 children will like- Sandra Tuomey, associate direc- nonalcoholic drinks, Wednesday in the Student expression following his sen- to an alcoholic drink. ROAD Workers served peach ly invade the TCU campus March tor of Alumni Relations, said the Center as part of Safe Break. tencing, but broke into a wide and strawberry daiquiris as well as Pina-coladas. All grin when the jury left the 23 to search the Sadler Hall lawn for children will be divided into three age groups: 0-3, 4-6 and 7-9. The the drinks included little umbrellas. courtroom and he queried his Easter eggs at the third annual Fort Gi Nicholson, a sophomore advertising/public a long stretch of sidewalk in front of the Main Worth Young Alumni lawn area reaching from the Bailey lawyer how quickly he would relations major, said the mocktails served a good pur- Students were asked to sign their names or to write a Association Easter Egg Building to Ed be returned to his cell. pose despite the taste. message declaring (heir pledges to have safe sex or no ' Hunt. Landreth Hall will Davila's apparent noncha- "Maybe people can realize they can have exotic sex at all. lance upset relatives of Charles The event was initiat- be roped off into Melissa Yeatts. a sophomore business major and three areas, one for drinks without alcohol," Nicholson said. "But. they Jones, a 65-year-old bell cap- ed in 1995 to involve Hyperfrogs member said. "We had a great turnout ^, FT each age group. should add more sugar to the peach Pina-coladas." tain who was slain at an Oak younger alumni and OK last year, and the whole sidewalk ended up covered Tuomey said the Besides serving mocktails. the ROAD Workers Cliff bus stop last fall. their children directly with messages." children are also talked about responsible drinking to students. "He showed no remorse at with the TCU campus Yealts said the groups hoped for equally high par- then let loose to "Mocktails could be a good alternative to drink- all," said Jones' sister, Mae Leslie Hutchison, ticipation this year. gather as many ing," said White, another of the "bartenders" at the Walker. "There's no place on president of the As popular music blared from a nearby stereo, few plastic Easter eggs event. "But we know people will go out and drink. the street for people like that. Fort Worth passersby stopped, but many did double-takes at the as they can. She We just want them to know how to be responsible I'm glad he's getting a life sen- Young Alumni candid and sometimes witty statements said the eggs con- when they drink." tence so nobody else will have Association, Several of the messages, including one that read, tain prizes that have Longley said she thought there was a good turnout to go through what we went said the asso- "Hey guys, you don't have a life unless you wait for been solicited by for the event, even though the time period from 3 p.m. through." ciation had your wife." dealt with upholding personal standards. Young Alumni to 6 p.m. might have been difficult for some students. been involved in Others focused on health issues, such as sexually Association volun- "When we turned on the blender and started mix- many activities transmitted diseases and pregnancy. teers. ing drinks, that definitely drew a crowd at the bar- Inside outside the "No glove, no love," read one such message. Hutchison said the tender's table," Longley said. TCU community and wanted to do Yeatts said the pledge was applicable to all stu- • Columnist explores con- prizes range from small gift bags to In another Safe Break event, members of something that would more directly Hyperfrogs and Students Reaching Out encouraged dents, not just students who believed in abstinence tact lenses for chickens, involve the TCU campus. She said gift certificates. The eggs and candy students to practice either abstinence or safe sex over until marriage. page 3 this is why they decided to hold the have also been donated by local gro- spring break at an event held Thursday from 3 p.m. to "Whether people choose to wait until they're mar- first Easter Egg Hunt. cery stores. 6 p.m. ried or do it over Spring Break," Yeatts said, "the • The Homed Frog baseball Hutchison said that the first year, Tuomey said there are also spe- The project, called "Let's Chalk About Sex," pro- point is that they're not putting themselves and other team takes on Grand there were about 300 children pre- cial golden eggs that allow their vided students with large sticks of colored chalk and people in danger." Canyon University, page 7 sent. The number grew to 425 the second year and Hutchison said she Please see HUNT, Page 6 PAGE 2 Skiff FRIDAY, MARCH 14,1997

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The two students who had been involved with an DESCANT. Inn Worth's Journal of Poetry and PC MIXTICIXTIIRAI. COMMITTEE will host a Campus Police reported the following earlier theft from CBS were questioned. These Fiction, will accept artistic and computer graphics multicultural fashion extravaganza from 7 p.m. to 9 offenses and violations from Thursday, two students led Campus Police to other students, entries in its covet design contest today only. For more p.m. March 25 in the Student Center Ballroom. For March 6 to Thursday, March 1.3: informalion and contest guidelines, contact the English more information call Programming Council at Ext. who had the items in their room. CBS said they did not want to press charges, the items were department at F.xt 7240, e-mail descant(wicu.edu or go 5233. Theft less than 060 recovered and the matter was referred to the office hy the English department office in Reed Hall Room March 3: A student from Milton Daniel Hall of Campus Life. 314. SK..M V TAl; DELTA English honor society will host called Campus Police after he saw a suspicious a lecture by author Paul Boiler from 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. male running from the CBS tents. Police found STUDENT HHNDATION applications are due March 25 in the Reed Hall Faculty Center. For more the male student in the bushes and asked him why Hit and Run today. Interview! will he held April 8, 9 and 10. For information call Lisa at 263-4385. he was hanging around the tents. CBS officials March 9: A student returned to her car in the inure information call Sandra Tuomey at 921-7803. said a poster of David Letterman was missing, and parking lot of University Christian Church to find FREE ST1DY SKILLS WORKSHOP will be the student admitted to taking it for a fraternity it damaged. There were no cars in the area. The RT. the Green Honors (:hair for the For more information call Ext. 7855. Rickel Building. The items were placed there at tnanagemenl department of the M. J. Neeley School of thought to be a student's car, and Campus Police about 4 p.m. and found missing about one hour was sent to investigate. The car was found with Business, will give ■ presentation from 3:30 p.m. to 5 CATHOLIC COMMI'NITY will hold Bible studies later. p.m. March 25 in Tandy Hall Room 120. The presenta- on the Gospel of Mark from 9 p.m. to 10 p.m. Mondays fire in the hood area. No one was harmed, and the tion is titled "Application-oriented Research: Rigor vs. in Student Center Room 211, Bible study books are car was towed. Relevance Revisited." All campus professors are invit- available in Student Center Room 139. "Church Chat." Theft between 0500 and 01,500 ed, and a reception will follow. For more information a Catholic faith discussion, will be held from 10 p.m. to March 7: CBS officials reported that various call Barbara Siiell at Ext. 7537. 10:30 p.m. Wednesdays in Student Center Room 139. items were found missing early in the morning. Compiled hy Ellena I orliiiir.

TT«=« K».^it_-v- arcutatton: 4.IXX) DATING /"^1 ' CC SuUalptton*: Call S-2I-700O. extension i I jr \ I I $«l per xemeMer From Page I ^^lv III MaWnfl wMf ■■■ Box 298050. Foil Worth, lexag 76129. . ||\ II] Location: MiHidy Buikling South Room 291 *^rM- %■■■ 2B05 S. University Drive Fort Worth. TX 7612° met in ROTC training. Houser is white and white boyfriend. the other person, too many barriers that have to Slew* 1902 RUM oHrt*tafy: Four-digit extension 1«]00 series) num ben can he reached hy dialing 9217722 lollosved hy the Ceville's patents are black and white. "In my experience. I think TCU is very be broken down." The 71'(/ Ihiily S*i//ts an official student publication of extension accepting." she said. "But I don't face the Nicholson said those racial barriers some- Texas Christian University, produced by students of TCU Ceville said she and hei boyfriend don't and sponsored hy ihe animalism department It operates Main number 921-7428 encounter the same problems as Nicholson and everyday situations that Carla and Gi do." times complicate their relationship. under the policies of the Student Publications Committee, Fax 921-7133 composed of representatives from the student body, stall, Advertising/Classified 921-7426 Renfro because there is nol a great disparity in Nicholson said stereotypes about black men "It's definitely more difficult than being in a faculty and administration Tht Shffh published Tuesday Business Manager exi 6274 then skin colors. who date interracially cause most of the misunder- regular relationship where you're the same race through Friday dunng lull and spnng semesters except Student Publication* Director exi 6536 finals sveck amlkiliilass. and is disinktled free on campus Sound Off 921-7683 "It's .i lot hardei fot them (Nicholson and standings about his motives behind dating Renfro. (as your partner) and your families may have The Skiff is a member of Associated Press, E-mail skifTleturrsl*lcu-«ru Renfro) because there is a difference in their "What you hear all the lime is that brothers the same values," he said. skin color," she said "Because I'm mixed, and will walk around with a 'prize' on their arm in Nicholson, whose mother disapproves of his I dim I look black and 1 don't look while. the form of a white girl." he said. "(They think I relationship, said he understands a parent's con- People general!) leave me alone." she is considered a trophy and not a woman. cern for the welfare of a child who decides to Nicholson said the sinking difference in he "You can tell some brothers just want a white date interracially. and his girlfriend's skin color attracts unfavor girl because they've set that stereotype." "With what kinds of challenges interracial able attention thai prevents him from feeling Renfro said her experiences with her couples face today, it's not safe," he said. "So 1 safe being publicl) affectionate. boyfriend while shopping in the mall have ver- see exactly where a parent is coming from when "I care a loi about (aria, but sometimes I ified that not only do others disapprove of their they say they do not want their children (to date don't waul to be publicl) affectionate," he said. relationship hut are also very vocal about their interracially), and they wouldn't necessarily Who says the "I'm thinking aboul inv saletv as well as her opinions. have to be racist." safety, because we're living in the South. "It was terrible." she said. "People would Environment plays a large role in his choice (where) that's nol really accepted." walk by and say things out loud. We couldn't to date white women, Nicholson said. Frogs can't dance? Nicholson said man) students date interra- even walk in the mall without somebody being "Not all. but most black men who come from cial I \ Inn keep it hidden taavoid judgment from really mean and hateful. It's amazing to see predominately white neighborhoods are open others how people can be like that." (to interracial dating)," he said. "I don't have a "There are a lot more interracial couples on George Don-Arthur, a junior physics major, preference for white women, I just have a pref- tins campus ib.in meel the eve." he said. "(It is said he would rather date inside of his race than erence for who I like." Support TCU as the Frogs go to South concealed i fot the same reason I choose not to face barriers that make interracial dating too In the future, Ceville said, race will not be a Bend, Ind., to play Notre Dame as the NIT walk and hold hands in public with my girl- challenging. factor when choosing whom to date. friend all "i the time "Ethically, there is nothing wrong with it," he "With each successive generation, people continues. Ceville however, said she hasn't experienced said. "But I would never date a white person. will become more tolerant, because things have animosit) from oilier students because she has a I here is too much yotl have to understand about to change," she said.

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EDITORIAL (Aifeb4P«cii JHLM dflarmm^ SPRING FEVER Get out and enjoy life

Ah, the sun is out and the weather is warm. CIMH Life hasn't been so cozy since, well, who knows when? WHITE HOUSE The winter we just went through was rather harsh, and rains poured down on us with no remorse. HAS TAKEN BRIBERY Midterms may have overwhelmed us this week, but there's no more excuse for us to be cramped in the library AND CORRUPTION AND or in our dorm rooms and not take notice of the brilliant transformation going on around us. TURNED IT INTO While we were toiling away, the world became a beau- tiful place again. And what makes it all the more wonder- SDWeTHINS WrtW ful is that Spring Break is here. Woo hoo! Now we finally have the time and a perfect opportunity to open our eyes to the beauty that surrounds us. Get outside and take notice of the colors of spring. The trees have their leaves, the flowers are blooming and the rain has stopped. The first tulip of the semester opened up Thursday in front of Reed Hall. Did you notice it? Have you watched the sunsets lately? Have you gotten the chance to eat lunch or dinner outside with your friends? If you haven't yet, you really should. None of these activities take much time. So even if you are so busy that you think you don't have time to breathe, get over it. Get outside. Live a little. We don't necessarily mean that we completely have to stop what we're doing to celebrate, but we should at least put it into our schedules somehow. On our way to class, the Main or the library today, maybe we could take the long route, soak in the sun and McVeigh's rights betrayed feel the warm breeze flutter through our hair and refresh With most of the TCU student body taking First of all, the Bill of Rights should be seen as the Bill of Rights should not follow the "what can us. off early for Spring Break. I feel com- setting forth dynamic privileges, not mere mechan- we get away with" line of thinking. This is just what our bodies and minds need, to wander fortable taking this opportunity to fall ical statements of what one can and cannot do. Rather, the daunting task of balancing the free- with the wind. It all amounts to mind-and-body therapy. into a bit of hopeless idealism. So, for those few Therefore, beyond just allowing certain acts, the dom of some citizens with justice for others needs diehard Skiff readers out there, let us think for a few Bill of Rights involves obligations that every citizen to be a careful and deliberate process. Have you realized that half the semester is over? Where minutes about our rights as must strive most solemnly to Unfortunately, the power of the almighty dollar did it go? Take the time to get outside and enjoy it while citizens of the United States uphold. Foremost among these breeds less-than-ideal opinions on individual you can. If you don't, you might just wake up one day and of America. Commentary obligations stands the duty not to rights. infringe upon the rights of others. The case might even be a little different if some realize it's winter again. Just imagine the results if all people picked out their Therein lies the limitations to the major crusade for truth and justice were at stake. pet Amendments to champi- First Amendment so broadly However, such a high and mighty crusade just does on at the cost of all others. defined by the editorial staff. not fit the facts. Aside from the fact that the infor- Selfishness would reign and In contradiction to the tone of mation in question was most likely stolen, it has last week's editorial, the First been determined that all communication between EDITORIAL POLICY: Unsigned no one would be safe. editorials represent the view of the Private citizens would live in Amendment is not absolute. In attorneys and clients is privileged information. Skiff editorial board, which is com- particular, only very limited pro- In a similar case, just imagine the Skiff "acquir- posed of the editor, managing edi- fear of wrongful accusations tor, campus editor, news editor, and undue harassment. Leland tection exists in situations where ing" a copy of your medical records while strolling opinion editor, sports editor, photo While 1 respect the hard the rights of another citizen are at through the clinic. Would you agree that those editor and entertainment/feature Horton editor. Signed letters and columns work and opinions of the stake. I do not for a minute defend records should be reported as public information? represent the opinion of the writers. Editorial Board members of the actions of McVeigh, but there What if those records contained the knowledge that is that little technicality guaranteeing a fair trial and you were found to carry HIV? SkiffAn AM-American Newspaper LETTERS TO THE EDITOR: The the Skiff, I think their comments concerning the , Skiff welcomes letters to the editor right of various media agents to publish a story on due process. Preserving the delicate balance of liberty and jus- r4aeNma AMuru Editor-in-Chief for publication. Letters must be RobSherwin Managing Editor typed, double-spaced, signed and Tim McVeigh's supposed confession were serious- While he may very well be guilty, there is a pre- tice constitutes a very difficult task. Such interpre- Tommy Thompson Advertising Manager limited to 500 words. Letters ly mistaken. Such offhand treatment of the ideals scribed manner for dealing with such cases. In fact, tations should not be taken as lightly as they were Klmberty Wilson Campus Editor should be submitted at least two in the Skiff editorial. As citizens, we must all strive KXSteneke News Editor days before publication to the Skiff, upon which this country is founded simply amazes news stories that jeopardize the rights of McVeigh WT.Burdette Opinion Editor Moudy 291 S. to TCU Box 296050, me. actually increase the chance thai he will walk away to uphold the rights of others, not just leave that task Paul Corliss Sports Editor fax 921-7133 or e-mail skifflet from this trial a free man. Defying the legal process to the courts and lawyers. If we each try to squeeze Anne Drabtcky Photo Editor [email protected]. They must include Not only did they fail to recognize the obliga- Entertainment/Feature Editor the author's classification, major tions that go along with the Bill of Rights, they bla- could easily condemn McVeigh in the eyes of the every advantage from the system, ultimately none Roeyn Ross Copy Desk Chief and phone number. The Skiff public while ruining chances for an adequate trial of us will be guaranteed any of our rights. TomUrquhart Production Manager reserves the right to edit or reject tantly disregarded the true nature of the maxim, Brtsy Faulk Business Manager letters for style and taste. Readers "and justice for all." The rights of all citizens are in and subsequent conviction. Eva Rumpf Student Publications Director may also comment via the Sound In essence, the opinions of the editorial staff take Leland Horton is a senior political science major Anantha Sabbttl Journalism Department Chairman Off Line at 921 -7683 question here, not just how a media company can best skirt the rules to cut a profit. an entirely inappropriate perspective. Interpreting from Coushatta, La.

Letter to the Editor

Competition harsh on youths nical perfection over accurate portrayal of the style. Chickens are seeing red Approaching the music technically before under- Today, unfortunately, it is a virtual necessity for standing it musically is the first step toward utterly pianists to enter competitions at a very young age. drowning out the true voice of the composer. When Which came first, the lenses or the egg? Unfortunately, it is becoming the sole route through the pianist gives his or her abilities and desires consumed less food. They also chicken lenses. Irvin's company precedence over desires of the composer, the music Many people feel very which young pianists can enter into a career. insecure about the status produced more eggs. soon folded (the blinded chickens loses its character and the edges of style blur and run Competitions have become the goal for which of our great nation. sued for $345 trillion). together. Mozart's classicism takes on a Brahmsian This meant larger profits for the pianists aim instead of a tool to hone their artistry. Citing high crime rates, govern- quality and Chopin thunders like Rachmaninoff. farmers, who would sell the eggs During this time, however. Piano competitions tend to present a mold into which ment corruption and the inexplica- However, the Russian school hasn't always repre- at marked-up prices to the Easter Irvin's son Randall was making young pianists attempt to fit themselves instead of ble popularity of sented these less-than-savory qualities. Russian Bunny millions as the owner of a suc- developing their own style and voice. When pianists Rush Limbaugh, pianists such as Vladimir Horowitz, Sviatoslav r„m~^„*„„j Raymond cessful computer software compa- have achieved a certain level of maturity and devel- skeptics believe Commentary HJ and Richler, Emil Gilels, and Sergei Rachmaninoff are ny in Boston. Soon, the siren- opment, competitions are beneficial. These mature America to be the immortal gods of the piano world. They are the Orson esque call of chicken lenses artists are then able to express themselves through quite sub-suckial founding fathers of the orthodox Russian tradition. became too great for Randall to their knowledge and experience as musicians and (GenX for They represented true musicianship and the art of resist. He sold his company for $8 pianists. Young pianists must pass through the proper "ungroovy"). stages of development in order to refine their skills, piano to the fullest. If these men were alive today million in the mid-1980s to pursue That's ridicu- artistry and other elements necessary to benefil from and auditioned for the jury of the 1997 Van Clibum his boyhood dream — designing lous! Our country a competition. If these stages are glossed over and Competition, they might not have been thought wor- contact lenses for chickens. This is utterly fantastic! ignored, their result is a generation of pianists formed thy to compete in the competition. They might have is still the truth. Really. With bold from competitions in the same mold. In essence, they been considered a bit stodgy and out of fashion. But It took many years, hundreds of visionaries like are a generation of clones. This is what is happening perhaps they would have chosen not to compete, failed lenses and thousands of irri- Randall E. Wise today. This is the sad reality of this year's Van Cliburn considering that in their lifetimes, these four men live was tated chickens, but Wise finally expanding the Piano Competition's preliminary auditions. never entered any major competitions. needed. realm of scientific possibility, how did it — in 1989, his lenses took The results of the auditions clearly reveal the mold Competitions have not always operated on the Someone (assumed to be John can skepticism still abound? The the world by storm. They were used by the panel of five judges to select the 35 con- level of the 1997 Van Clibum preliminary auditions. Lenscrafter) then came up with the future of our country lies in the sold for 20 cents each, or 15 cents testants. Sixteen Russians were chosen. In additions We must give acknowledgment to the great pianists bright idea of using red glasses on steady and capable hands of if bought in bulk. Name-brand to this, several more contestants are students of the alive today who have been winners of various major chickens. Unfortunately, as well as lenses (Le Chik Lens) sold for 65 courageous zealots. making a really bad fashion state- Russian school. Only five women were chosen. competitions. These pianists include Martha cents each. Argerich. Murray Perahia, Radu Lupu, Nelson Freire Wise, like other geniuses, has a ment, the glasses fell right off the These facts most certainly speak loudly for the panel Today, the cost of eggs has been of five judges. There is an obvious predominance of and Daniel Baremboin. My wish is that there will gallant and revolutionary vision: chickens' heads. In a word, the come a time when pianists are less concerned with Quite simply, he wants a pair of chicken eyeglasses experiment steadily declining, thanks to . opinion and a homogeneous way of thinking among Wise's ingenious foresight and his die jury members. John Giordano, the chairman of gaining the approval of judges and more focused on contact lenses for every chicken in was really, really stupid. developing their individual voice within the realm of America. love of chicken optometry. the jury, captured this existing circumstance accu- Undaunted, a man named Irvin Thanks, Randall. rately in his statement to the Fort Worth Star- proper stylistic approach. I hope that at some point This is the honest-to-God truth. Wise (Randall's father) tried red- Telegram. "It was surprisingly easy . .. there were pianists will understand the necessity of being mature However, before discounting tinted contact lenses on his chick- With such terrific ideas as some strong feelings but no obvious conflicts," enough to enter the world of competition. I remain the sensational "chicken lenses" ens in the 1960s. Now, with such chicken contact lenses in America, Giordano said. Amazing, isn't it! The jury experi- optimistic that someday there will be a new genera- concept, you must first realize "trippy" red light, the chickens no how can anyone feel insecure enced no obvious conflicts over choosing 35 contes- tion of pianistic gods whose fingens will awaken the why such technology is needed — longer had to turn to marijuana for about this great country? Even as tants from a pool of 150 of the most talent young immortal music of the immortal composers. These eyeglasses, of course, slide off the a good time. So they produced we speak, experts are researching pianists in the world. pianists will not be reckless, but will consider with chickens' heads. Duh! more eggs. and experimenting with a fascinat- Today's Russian school of piano is quite clearly great care the weighty question, "To compete or not ing concept: a humor column that Long, long ago, during the I'm kidding, of course. They might actually be funny. the mold used to choose the 35 contestants for this to compete." tumultuous 1950s, chicken farm- still turned to marijuana because year's Clibum competition. Let us analyze exactly ers (so called because they were the lenses didn't work. The lenses God bless America. what elements constitute the Russian school of Richard Veiga scared of cows), made a startling actually blinded the poor chick- today. The modem Russian school emphasizes tech- artist diploma pianist discovery: Chickens raised under ens. The technology just didn't Andy Summa is a junior news-edi- L red lights were less aggressive and exist to make a perfect set of torial major from Akin. // 's Spring Break and the Skiff PAGE 4 Skiff FRIDAY, MARCH 14, 1997 editorial hoard is aware that many of you will be going out of town to your homes or to a great vacation spot. For those of you who will he staying in Fort Worth, here are 10 things to keep you busy.

•Baseball — Has school made you feel like going on strike? Don't! Watch the Horned Frogs swing into action against Grand Canyon University this weekend Today's game begins at 2:30 p.m. and both Saturday's and Sunday's games begin at I p.m So walk on down to the TCU Diamond and steal a seat. •Diwicy on lee — This animated ice spectacular skates into the Tarrant County Convention Center Thursday and will entertain children of all ages through next Sunday. Get goofy with Mickey Mouse and the gang. •Saint Patrick's Day — Are you green with envy because you won't be in TWENTIETH CENTURY FOX Ireland over Spring Break? In a digitally enhanced scene from "Return of the Jedi Special Edition," a battle is fought around the Empire's new Death Star. The film opens today. Well, you can stop being jeal- ous because Monday is St. Patrick's Day. Feel the luck of the Irish at your favorite pub. if you're of age, and shoot the ii blarney or rent a timely movie ^^RETURN like "Leprechaun." •TCI! vs. Notre Dame — If St. Patrick's Day isn't enough Irish for you, you can head to South Bend. Ind . to watch the Horned Frogs take SPECIAL EDITION on the Fighting Irish in TCU's second game of the 1997 National Invitation Simply put, "Return oi Che Jedi" is the the "what's old is new again" cash cow theory Tournament on Tuesday. worsl ol the "Sun Wars" trilogy. (>K. that dominates corporate-run Hollywood. Gulliver's Travel is offering a OK. I'll go so far as KI admit thai there is These people should lighten up; it's all in package including airfare and no easier way to make a girl say "Aw. how good fii n. game ticket for $200. Call cute" than m show het the And what fun it is. 924-7766 and ask for Harvey fuzzy, 4-fooi denizens of Everything from Darth Boysen for details. Endor kicking Storm Commentary Vader's ego-tripping Trooper bun. And even the entrance to the revamped •Auditions — Try out worsl "Star Wars" has to Death Star explosion is your new song and dance offer is much better than great fun to watch. The moves at Casa Manana most ol what ionics out of final three-level Theater. Casa Mariana Moll) wood. Regardless, space/Fndor/lightsaher Musicals, Inc. will be holding "Jedi" has always battle remains one of the auditions for their summer remained m> least favorite greatest finales ol all time. TWENTIETH CENTURY FOX musicals "Godspell." of the "Slar Wars" trilogy. Very few movies have tied Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher) plays captive to mobster Jabba the Hut, who is con- "Oklahoma," "Mumc" and The whole Ewok thing Mitch off so many loose ends versing with Bib Fortuna in "Return of the Jedi Special Edition." C-3PO watches "The Sound of Music" siill feels like propaganda Youngblood with such panache. the scene from behind. Thursday through Saturday. lor the NRA. and I fol one Granted, "Return of the Call Deborah Brown at 332- am motivated to get a rifle Jedi" technically doesn't yet. find someone who has. Even if you liked type actors relish. 2272 Ext. 126 for more infor- and kill something cute and cuddly, bul the start until a quarter of ihe way through, the previous two but hated this one. the ending "Return of the Jedi" should have originally mation. rest ol the "Special Edition" manages in make because the Jahba Ihe Hutt scenes are finish- is worth having to sil through "Jedi." delivered a better ending for one of the most up for both the Ewoks and the Zen-like ing off the cliffhanger from "The Empire It's too bad the universally lazy perfor- influential sagas in motion picture history, and •Hyena's — The incredi- preachiness of the Dagobah sequence. The Strikes Back." This part of the "Special mances, i.e. Mark Hamill. Carrie Fisher. the "Special Edition" does just that. The film ble lineup for this comedic hoi film makers. George Lucas and director Edition" also has some of the most noticeable Harrison Ford, et al. and really cheesy dia- will never match the sheer spectacle of its pre- spot includes "The Incredible Richard Marquand, should have left Yoda with changes, chiefly the big musical number, but 1 logue could not have been improved as well. decessors, but it is capable of holding its own Boris" at the downtown Fort the comedic streak he displayed in "The thought the new stuff worked fine. Anthony Daniels as C-3PO, Peter against them. Worth club and Robert Empire Strikes Back." Instead, the) make him Especially Boba Fett. There is a lot more Mayhew as Chewbaeca and Ian McDiarmid Grade: A- Hawkins and Patrick a decaying muppet who siill speaks in fortune Boba Fell, which is reason alone to see the as Emperor Palpatine are about the only ones Candeleria will keep the cookie rh\ ines. film. And yes, the rumors about the different who seem to be enjoying their roles. It may Mitch Youngblood is a sophomore radio-TV- laughs rolling at the Arlington Purists will argue thai Incus has sold out to ending are true. If you haven't heard about il help thai all three roles are the scene-stealing film major from Dallas. club. The Fort Worth show is $5. call 877-LAFF; the Arlington show is $6, call 226-LAFF. Ferris Bueller offers eseape from real world •The Ameriean Country Peddler The Skiff film critics worked togeth- swipes at the stuffed-shirt mentality "The Cable Guy," is backed up by a porate it into the already loose er tti recommend a video for your that pervades the high regard in great cast. story. Show — Hit a home run weekend entertainment. which we hold grades. Alan Ruck turns neurosis into an The idea behind having Cameron with this craft show at the The most obvious is the arro- art form as Ferris' best friend, trash the car out of spite for his dom- Arlington Convention Center, With spring fever infecting our gance of the principal, played by Cameron. He does come across as ineering father must have been to 1200 Ballpark Way, today bodies and minds, which have been Jeffrey Jones, and the blind stupidi- only slightly more animated than Al show how. as lowly high school teen- through Sunday. The show weakened from tests, papers, ty of Ferris' parents (Cindy Pickett Gore but is a good balance for the agers, we live in a mixed state of runs from 4 p.m. until 9 p.m. quizzes and everything else that's and Lyman Ward). Director John frantic pace Hughes sets. The token awe, fear, respect and loathing of our tonight and from 11 a.m. until school-related, it is doubtful that Hughes stages these parts of the girlfriend, Sloan (Mia Sara), is so parents, but the only message we get 5 p.m. Saturday and Sunday. a Friday classes will he filled to film to show how clearly superior beautiful that her lifeless acting is is how not to treat a classic auto. capacity. Therefore, our video pick teen-agers are to the adults who fairly easy to ignore. Just pay atten- By the time this happens, three- •Spring — The first day «/>afc of the week is "Ferris Bueller's Day look down upon them. tion to her looks and not her brains, quarters of the way through, of spring is Thursday, so is 5"o a Off" (this is a collegiate house of Matthew Broderick imbues the and you'll be OK. Hughes has lost us. The film starts spring into action and do -f H >- a IF in ui S academia, and we had to pick it title character with the anarchic- As for the main storyline, the brilliantly hut then goes downhill at something creative or out- sooner or later). streak inherent in all high schoolers, most popular guy on campus plays record speed when it tries to shoe- doorsy for the occasion. Plant ■ This film should he required yet he somehow comes across as a hooky for a day with his best friend horn teen-age angst and young love some flowers, run along the viewing for all young people who fine comedian. His skills in this and girlfriend in tow. It coasts as far into what should be a spoof with no Trinity River or celebrate at wish to get more out of life than just regard were unfairly trounced by as it does on Broderick's charm ulterior motives other than to enter- home. Whatever you do, take historical facts and ways to get Jim Carrey in last summer's dud alone. As for the subplot involving tain. time to enjoy the season. ahead in the "real" world. While not "The Cable Guy," which would have a vintage car. which holds the view- Fortunately. Hughes manages to Remember, there will only be the pinnacle of high school and been an inspired farce if writer- er's attention longer than the plot, regain his footing with a fast-paced, one first day of spring this scholarly salire it so clearly believes director Ben Sliller's sell-indulgent Hughes introduces it but then hilarious ending that lets you forget year. m itself to be, "Ferris Bueller's Day script was funny. Broderick's charis- throws it into a car garage because the inane plot and character develop- Off' does contain many wicked ma shines in "Bueller" and, unlike he doesn't have a clue how to incor- ment that runs throughout the film. •Programming Council Fashion Show — lake-a break from the typical fashions and dress Reiner's 'That Old Feeling' entertains until the end to impress at this campus wide event promoting multi-cultur- £ (.rTlhat Old Feeling." a SunI really need to. either. Why docs almost every "woman's an air-headed bimbo, an over-the-hill playfulness and humorous romance al dress. The show will run saturated with goofy Isex Instead. Reiner lets the characters movie" ("Thai Old Feeling" includ- actress (Bette Midler), a cold politi- that saves it from being melodramatic from 7 p.m. until 9 p.m. I ual misbehavior, grosigi supplement the plot. Similar to his ed) really focus on men? cian, a sleazy paparazzi and a popular sludge. Tuesday, March 25. infidelity, marital double crossing son Rob's hilarious "When Harry Virtually every female-driven novelist. It has a delightful energy level and, and partner swap- Mel Sally." movie is about women and their rela- Ihe Yale student and the politician for a movie with virtually no action, •The Chieftans — In a ping, somehow Commentary R'5"Jh~" tionships with men. It's almost get married, but the bride's divorced keeps a brisk pace. Though it some- one-time only performance. manages to be a a simple story impossible to find a movie today with parents (the actress and the novelist) times loses focus and digresses into this group will play at the charming little about people a female character who doesn't some- are Superfly TNT together. They hokey and predictable muck, the film Meyerson Symphony Center movie. and their odd how rely or focus on a man. Think can't even be in the same room, or maintains its integrity with humor in Dallas on Wednesday. The Directed by Carl relationships. about it. sparks fly. They're married, of course, and bona fide dalliance. chieftans are regarded as the Reiner ("Dead Men That's what Exposing sexism in Hollywood, to the psychology-babbling doll and The movie doesn't exactly address most famous exponents of tra- Don't Wear Plaid," makes the film however, isn't the main point of "That the air-headed bimbo. the issue of sexism in the film indus- ditional Irish music. Tickets "Oh. God!"), the an interesting Old Feeling." Its primary goal is to Naturally, the estranged parents try, but "That Old Feeling" does make range from $25 to $65. Call film doetn'l bother experience. entertain audiences for two hours. For fight, become engulfed with passion for a satisfying cinematic experience. (214) 692-0203 for more itself with nuances Andy But il does' the most part, it delivers. and leave the wedding reception to Grade: It information. like plot intricacies c, however, inad- The film's characters, who make have a steamy affair. Though the sum- or character devel- Summa vei1enlly raise ihe movie fun, include a Yale graduate mary may sound "Melrose Place"ish, Andy Summa is a junior news-editor- opment. It doesn't a question: student, a psychology-babbling dolt. "That Old Feeling" has an amiable ial major from Alvin. FRIDAY, MARCH 14,1997 Skiff PAGE 5 ACDFA brings artists together Thursday night, March 6 moved to quirky percussion sounds, The second night of the transforming their bodies into This is a new addition to the American machines and Weekend section, a trivia College working with page. Each week a new trivia Dance Festival Commentary each other to topic will be tackled. This week Association resemble clocks, we test your movie knowledge. Region gears or eggbeat- For answers, turn this page Adjudication ers made of upside down. continued the mechanical showcase of teamwork. This 1. What is the name of dancing styles conglomeration Phoebes' horse's name in with perfor- of motion left the Disney's "The Hunchback of mances from six audience with a Notre Dame"? colleges. This Robyn talent-filled, if 2. Name all seven of Snow night, however, RoSS obscure, image. White's dwarfs. lacked the inten- putting an innov- 3. What does the little boy sity of the March ative finishing chant in "The Shining"? 3 performance!, producing only a few touch on a generally bland evening. 4. Who is the only character truly innovative works. featured in all three "Star Wars" Among the standout pieces were Friday night, March 7 movies who is not a main char- both performances by Southwest Dancers fell in love, cried for acter? Texas State University. In "Horizon help and battled demons at 5. What was Tom Cruise's Unfolding," dancers worked together the third night of the name and rank in "Top Gun"? in an outstanding ensemble, weaving American College Dance Festival Hint: It is not "Maverick"; that repeated themes of motion through- Association's Adjudicated Concert was his callsign. out the dance. The overall effect was Series. In contrast to the previous 6. What is the most expensive one of simple rhythmic beauty. evening, nearly every piece presented movie made to date? Wichita State University presented spoke with passion and intensity. 7. What was the weapon in an eye-catching and unusual work in TCU opened the performance with "Basic Instinct"? "Essence of a Candle," a tribute to Fernando Bujones' much-anticipated 8. How many "Friday the 13th" flexibility and control set entirely to "In the Rhythm of Jazz," a jazz-pointe movies have been made? the tones of wind chinles. The three piece that pulled together the best of 9. What animated movie is women moved slowly across the the worlds of ballet and jazz in a based on the lives of mice? stage and back, exhibiting astounding sophisticated atmosphere. Hint: the movie is based on the balance and muscle strength in the When the music shifted into its last book by Robert C. O'Brien. slow and deliberate positions they slid segment, the stage became a show- through. 10. Who did Rocky Balboa beat case for the multiple talents of in "Rocky"? The low point of the evening in the Christian Von Howard. The only male realm of dance quality was in the per- 11. What was E.T.'s favorite danseur in the composition, he drew formances of Centenary College of M«nd« MofTta SKIFF STAFF candy? applause time and again with his Louisiana. The women involved sim- switch-leaps, turns and incredible Members of Centenary College of Louisiana perform a section of "Pajama Party" during the American 12. For what newspaper do ply did very little dancing, and what flexibility. Von Howard and his part- College Dance Festival Association's regional competition last week. Clark Kent and Lois Lane they did was loosely organized and ners wowed the audience with lifts, write? repetitive. "Pajama Party" and "Lines while the corps executed intricate The Chieftans and James Galway portrait of teen-age alienation. Male moments, hut she then withdrew into 13. Name the O'Hara planta- and Circles" used props and dramatic footwork and increasingly rapid port This act featured Irish dancing — and female dancers wore street the shadows, leaving the audience tion in "Gone With the Wind." expressions to provoke laughter, but de bras, moving toward a dramatic without the clogs. Still and proper clothes and assumed identities rang- with a last dangerous laugh. The 14. Name the Wilkes' planta- the brief dance sequences in each finale that, deservingly so. brought upper bodies gave way to fluid ing from a young man in a broken dance was fascinatingly artistic, but it tion in "Gone With the Wind." were unpolished and disappointing. down the house. motions with the elegance of wind, home to a young woman who used was also chillingly real. 15. What 1990 movie starred However, the most unusual contin- The sense of humor award for the culminating in an upbeat finale com- sex as a diversion. The ACDFA brought together an Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan? gent of the evening was Kansas State evening went to the University of plete with a pinwheel and elaborate But while the piece was disturbing- incredible variety of dances Friday Hint: It's not "Sleepless in University, which suiprised audiences Central Oklahoma. "Serendipity" was jig moves. ly realistic, it raised the question of and on the previous nights of the fes- Seattle"; that movie was made and left them cheering with laughter. a tongue-in-cheek flashback to the Several dances had a much darker whether youths are universally afflict- tival. Between the uplifted pointe in 1993. The unusual, futuristic costumes and 1970s, set to the tunes of "Car Wash." atmosphere, evoking intense emo- ed with such enormous problems. Is work of TCU's "Rhythms of Jazz" 16. What was the name of Bill antennae-like headpieces first caught "The Hustle" and "Last Dance." After tions of pain and alienation. Watching this all that age 16 is? and the dark, undulating motion of and Ted's band? watchers' eyes in "Vibrator." a a serious beginning, the large group Texas Women's University's "Falling "Violation." by Southeastern "Violation" was a huge leap in style. 17. What two recent movies are humorous piece that managed to of dancers parodied disco step after Angels" was like going insane for live Louisiana University, rounded out the The conference brought together based on Jane Austen's classic show the dancers' incredible skill and cheesy disco step, forming a human minutes. Performed to music that somber mood with its interpretation creators from numerous places and novel "Emma"? endurance while entertaining with car wash and then moving in a slow, sounded like witches' chants played of a woman's feelings when she is presented them with a wide range of 18. What '80s movie stars extremely experimental leaps and emotionless group hustle. At points, backward, the piece featured six touched in a way that is uninvited. ideas about their own art — which is, Sarah Jessica Parker, Helen collisions. the piece bordered on repetitive, but women who flew violently across the The dance was built literally around a despite the politics and the competi- Hunt, Shannon Doherty and KSU's "(Another) A Musing its physical satire made up for any stage. The effect was a frighteningly piano and figuratively around repeat- tion, what the communication of Jonathan Silverman? Machine," performed to David shortcomings. eerie one. ed phrases four women wove togeth- dance is all about. 19. What was Kelly LeBrock's Land's "The Anvil Chorus," contin- The most outstanding large ensem- The University of Central er in a inontage of fear and disgust. character's name in "Weird ued this theme of comedy through ble piece was West Texas A&M's Oklahoma's "Insane of 16?" used the For a moment, another woman Robyn Ross is a sophomort news-edi- Science"? movement in the conclusion of the "Celtic Visions," performed to tradi- music of Garbage. Pearl Jam and emerged and played the piano for the torial and English major from Marble 20. Name all five actors who evening. Male and female dancers tional Celtic music from Bill Whilan. Nine Inch Nails, among others, in its others in their slow and struggling Falls. played James Bond in order. 21. Where was the contest Vincent Vega and Mia Wallace entered in "Pulp Fiction"? 22. What Rudyard Kipling Local bands rock Dreams book did Disney bring to the big screen twice? Matthew Sweet's music is candy for the ears 23. What does Debra Winger 11 he lights were low and the known songs, and, surprisingly, he for Sweet to play it. die from in "Terms of music was loud as Matthew played his first hit, "Girlfriend," a "It was a really fun song to cover; Endearment"? . Sweet song he has but it's become a little annoying to 24. What musical follows the performed for been rumored play," he said. "It's weird 1 did that Haynes sisters to Vermont? a sold-out Commentary to dislike. song, because I'm a cat person. I 25. What game did the three audience When asked. have four cats." The Main Alternative Heathers and Veronica play in Tuesday night Sweet said, I haven't seen a show like this in "Heathers"? at Caravan of "No, I don't a while. Sweet and his hundmatcs 26. Where is the keg party in Dreams in Fort B^^^^^B) ~ hate it, it's real- were giving their all lor the audi- Hungry? Looking for an hour until the chef got back from "Dazed and Confused"? Worth. ^^^^^ | ly one of my ence. The multi-generational audi- authentic dive, one with buying hamburger buns. 27. What amphibian's DNA is favorite songs." ence was responsive to Sweet, and a local color and flavor Fred's is a very small and used to help clone dinosaurs in tour promoting | Sweet by the end of the show, most of the of its own? friendly place that has developed "Jurassic Park"? his new album, played a few audience was standing, a rarity for Then look no further than one quite a reputation over the years. 28. Who were the voices of "Blue Sky on T. LeightOn songs from his Caravan of Dreams. of Fort Worth's local joints. You will find not only the blue- new album bul Woody and Buzz Lightyear in Mars," was an Honsinger - The low point of the show was a Fred's. Located at 915 Currie collar workers eating at Fred's, 'Toy Story"? exhilarating most of the young woman standing not too far St., which is strategically locat- but also some of Fort Worth's from me. She was moving as if at a business people. 29. Name the villains in the performer who songs were ed in the middle of nowhere, hoedown. Her movement was The atmosphere is that of a three Batman movies and the gave-the audience exactly what it from three of his previous five Fred's is something like the somewhat annoying but also a little bar/grill from the '50s, with actors who played them. wanted to see. He performed a long albums — "Girlfriend," "100% diner in "Pulp Fiction." Open first set and two encores. fun" and "Altered Beast." A major amusing. Seeing someone moving from 7 a.m. until 10 p.m. puke-yellow seats throughout high point of the evening was when like that at a Matthew Sweet con- the cafe cov- SSUOf 33T\ AUUIOJ, SBM Backing Sweet up were Tony Monday Sweet covered David Bowie's cert says something about the diver- ered with 33BJ o/v\i, pUB XailQ UUf SB* Marsico on bass. Rick Menck on through Commentary sity of Sweet's fans. sparkling 3 drums, Ivan Julian on guitar and "Moon Age Daydream." 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XI s.tfHS 1'qqn.npnr that the hand's energy only increas- band's development including "The Schuhmacher at Caravan of Dreams remaining lunch spe- •\l UEUSOjg ?3J3|d pUB UO!|BQ es from year to year. And this show Romantic," "A Certain Person," Saturday at the band's Fort open after all cials are Ainouiij, 'aioojAj jaSoa '(uinSu was no exception — the band "Silence" and the cheerful tune Worth version of the release party this time means only one thing: another great feature of Fred's. /(j3uuo3 UB3S) 'XquszBi members played with more excite- "I'm Alive." provided a basis for for its new compact disc, "Non good food. The best kind of On Mondays and Tuesdays. 38j03Q 'il3UU03 UB3S men! for their new fans to enjoy the evolvement Pop-Specific." advertising is word of mouth, Fred's offers different meats and Bs 3AB UB that has become today's Pop '01 n '61 ..""H H o) > M But the night Commentary art than can he and that is exactly what Fred's vegetables. Wednesday's fare is isnr SUIQ,, gi „ss3|3no„ pun seen in many Poppins. was definitely has done through its service and fried chicken. Thursday's entree ..Btuuia,, •£! SUOI||B)S PI-VA dedicated to a local bands. William P., on backup vocals. - food. is spaghetti and meatballs and 9l „0UB3|0^ 31ft SnSJ3/V 30f„ The group belted out several solo pans and celebration of Fred's menu is short, but their on Fridays, roast beef is special featured a demonstrating Ins musical talent 'SI "TO 3-M3AU 'H <""! 'tl Pop Poppins specialties are their greasy burg- of the day. Chicken fried steak is I3UVJJ ijtDQ 'Z\ S333IJ S^asaS^J sampling of with a friend of the bond in a one music in the ers and chicken fried steak. The almost always on the menu. •\\ (XlOlSIA J3JB3J8 B UOM pUB intermingled song jam session that could only he past, present famous Fred burger, accompa- When you make it out to 33UBisip 3ip IU3M 3q inq 'P33JJ tunes from appreciated in person. and future, and nied by fries, is served up as a Fred's, don't worry about get- 01|OdV OJ ]SO| X[(Bni3B J(J(30}1) previous Above all. this is a lalented group the audience huge patty that will not leave ting lost. You will not miss the j(poqoN "01 ..WINP lMMS,. of musicians and ii la obvious from was almost as Kimberly "pop-like" you asking. "Where's the beef?" spray-painted sign that reads •6 (..XBpuj [Buy,, aqi pUB ums and this perfonnance that despite seats pumped at this The chicken fried steak comes "Fred's" in big blue letters and sysd jq8ta SJSAV ajaqi) sutfj Wilson f the more of performing to seemingly the concert as the with your choice of three side has been neatly placed outside -8 ipid sal «V X ..PIJo^JaWM.. power-packed same crowds in the same venues, band members dishes from among the follow- the door. •9 IW'W 3)3d n sound that seems to be the stylistic they have not lost Ihe line for music were. The crowd responded well to ing: pinto beans, salad, mashed Grade B+ •j aSps/yy •> (spjB«H(3Bq p3||3ds theme of the new CD. that makes attending a live conceit the hand and played off the energy potatoes or spinach. japmui si turu paj '/(nBiuappui) l^ead singer Broose Dickinson, well worth the ticket price. of the electrifying performances. The first time I went to Fred's, Collin Schuhmacher is a junior uitu paji x XKl PUB liJM^H who is spending more time on gui- Pop Poppins has been playing in I knew that it was going to be business major from New 'Xdnituo 'XddBH 'tosus tar these days, gave everything to Kimberly Wilson is a junior news- the Metroplex for quite a while — interesting. The waitress told me Orleans. His e-mail address is '^daais 'tedoQ 1 sainqay "l his performance as he belted out editorial major from San Antonio its first CD was released in 1991 — I would have to wait for a half an [email protected]. some old crowd favorites. and campus editor oj the Skiff. ••SSHMSNV but rather than letting its emotion PAGE 6 Skiff FRIDAY, MARCH 14,1997 Club flies disks for fun Team on campus hoping for intramural status By Michael KruM to rack up touchdowns in a specified lost somewhere in the processing SKIFF STAFF end zone. Ultimately, this is accom- and the request was denied. On sunny afternoons, it is not plished not w ith a running game, but Hunt said this setback hasn't put unusual to sec a lone frisbee slicing precision passing. too much of a damper on the intensi- blue skies, floating with the grace of Matt Gordon, vice president of the ty of their spirits though; the club will a dream, only to plunge into chaos developing club, said the game is compete in a two-day tournament where anticipating arms of battered played on a field similar in dimen- and festival in Austin this weekend. madmen battle for balance and disc- sions to a soccer Held, which gives At Centex '97. 26 teams from alike in the ravaged turf of the plenty of space for the seven-player across the country will be able to Ultimate Frisbee battlefield. teams to roam. He said when the lac- oil against one another. For, when the days arc nice and game ends with the scoring of the Members of Psychedelicious said the wind is tame, a group of sludents 19th touchdown often several hours they are looking forward to seeing often assembles to bask in this out- have passed, but there is never a dull how their skills hold up against door sport The team goes by the moment in the sport, stiller competition. They also look name of Psychedelicious and though "From beginning toss to the last forward to seeing Mackie again, who it is not officially recognized as a touchdown, it is nothing but intense is coming to the tournament with his TCU intramural sports club, its pres- adrenaline." Gordon said. team from LSU. Aniw Drabocty 8KJFF STAFF ence and excitement is a constant The Ultimate Frisbee Club is I hint said the team would like to Much to his opponent's dismay, a member of the Ultimate Frisbee Club launches a flying disc toward his fixture on the TCI' campus most headed by Kevin Hunt, who assumed see their presence receive official teammates during a game last week in front of Clark Hall. Friday afternoons the role of president after the original reorganization when they reapply for Ultimate Frisbee. affectionately founder Patrick Mackie transferred club charlership sometime this sibly compete in more tournaments. means to work off stress from busy meetings Fridays in the front of called disk by its enthusiasts, is a to Louisiana State University at the semester or next fall. He said the Hunt said the Ultimate Frisbee schedules, he said. Clark Hall. Games begin about 3 sport that draws definite parallels to end of last semester Hunt and main reason for this is that team Club meets to toss around every Students interested in seeing a p.m. and usually end at about 4:20 the high-speed pace of soccer and Mackie applied for club status last members wain to expand their play opportunity they get. which provides demonstration of some of the disk- p.m. Potential players are invited to the strategy of football. The object is semester, but said the paperwork was so the) can lace othet teams and pos- great exercise and a productive diving skills can attend the club's join in on the games.

SALARY It's a fact From Page 1 FULL •TIME FAC ULTY Dr. B has class dieticians while they make up less U.ARY than 10 percent of high-paying jobs Si AVERAGE S AT TCU Professor discusses teaching methods like engineers and airplane pilots. MALE FEMALE By Jill Taylor that student, How are things in Rank &vg. Salary Rank Avg. Salary Giles-Sims said she believes 1995-1996 SKIFF STAFF Kansas?' the student knows that I women are viewed as having less Profesor 96 572,000 13 $58,400 Teaching involves more than lec- know and care about him." power and status than men and. in Associate 75 $52,200 38 $48,800 turing and testing students, Anantha He also said that being able to turn, the nurturing jobs often held by Assistant 46 $46,200 50 $43,100 Babbili told a group of colleagues laugh at oneself can be valuable in women are devalued Thursday afternoon in the first of creating rapport with students. She said this nurturing is instilled two "Conversations on Teaching" to Babbili. the recipient of the 1996- in young girls who are brought up to 1995-1996 Rank ftvg. Salary Rank Avg. Salary be held this semester. 1997 Chancellor's Distinguished be care givers. These young girls Profosor 98 573,900 12 $60,700 Babbili, a professor of journalism Award for Teaching, jokingly said grow up and take on these "hands on" Associate 84 553,400 40 $51,000 and chairman of the department, he was wary of being the first per- roles in the job market, choosing Assistant 33 549,200 52 $43,300 was the facilitator of an interactive son to lead the event. more nurturing fields such as nursing discussion on teaching as a craft and "I went in thinking I was going to and teaching, she said. AMERICAN ASSOCIATION OF UNIVERSITY PROFESSORS an art form. The event, which was be the sacrificial lamb, but I came Thus, many women find that their IIMMMMMMM attended by about 25 faculty mem- out happy to be a guinea pig," gender limits their future in the job bers, was cosponsored by the Center Babbili said. market. These limits are often "Collectively, women have a prob- He said women should expect to Women can express their concerns for Instructional Services and the Larry Kitchens, director of referred to U the "glass ceiling." lem and it must be solved collective- make the same amount as their male and receive assistance through sever- Faculty Senate Committee on Instructional Services, said Giles-Sims said most women find ly," Giles-Sims said. counterparts. al organizations in the area. Tenure, Promotions and Grievance. Babbili's award-winning teaching themselves against this glass ceiling She said the more serious problem On the university level. TCU is The National Organization for "I'm not imposing Anantha and his popularity with students because ol the popular term "the arises because women are choosing preparing Us women with courses Women is an organization that meets Babbili's methods on anyone, but made him a good choice for conver- higher the fewer": The higher up a lower-paying positions. such as "Marriage and Family." the last Sunday of every month to dis- I'm just sharing what works in my sation leader. Now. another question arises: How "Topics in American Politics." which cuss legislation to help women. position in an organization, the fewer classes." Babbili said. "The goal was to open up a dia- was society we led to the impression focuses on women in politics, and Reed Bilz, the acting president of women are found. He said students often complain logue about the craft of teaching in She said "tokenism" in today's thai women have come so far.' "Men. Women and Society." NOW, said women's salaries have not that their professors don't seem to which people would not just listen business world is all too popular. An Giles-Sims said this comes from However, Giles-Sims said most been a top priority of the organiza- care about them. but interact," Kitchens said. "Dr. employer will look at his or her staff the fact that we tend to pay attention female students don't get involved in tion. She said they have focused more "Teachers must have a conscious Babbili was an ideal person to initi- to the elites, such as the women on these courses until their senior year. concern on issues such as violence and declare thai there are enough grasp of how they're being per- ate this program." females throughout the organization the evening news and the women She said women's studies on cam- against women and women's repro- ceived," Babbili said. "They must Kitchens said the next installment to make the business appeal to be an CEOs, hut the fact is that, overall, pus are gelling stronger each year and ductive choices. make students know that they care." of "Conversations on Teaching" will there are very few women in these their goal is to start getting students The Tarrant County Women's equal-opportunity employer. Babbili told the group that famil- be held at 3:30 p.m. April 10. The "There is good news and bad news positions. She points out that this invoked in the courses their sopho- Center. 1723 Hemphill St., provides iarity with the students is a key fac- dialogue will feature Bob Frye, a (for women entering the job market I," again confirms the "higher the fewer" more year personal assistance to women tor in teaching effectiveness. professor of English and the recipi- Giles-Sims said. notion. Carolyn Ulrickson, director of through counseling, skill training and "I make it a point to at least learn ent of the 1996 Texas Professor of The good news is that those Pal Svacana. a City of Fort Worth TCU's career services, said she job placement. students' first names," Babbili said. the Year award, which is given by women with plenty of support and Public Information Officer whose thinks the women at TCU command Giles-Sims said working women "And if I also remember that a stu- the Carnegie Foundation for the strong commitment to then careers department just finished an IX-month as much salary as men. are expected to work on male terms. dent is from Kansas, and I say to Advancement of Teaching. have tremendous opportunities to study on salaries according to job cat- "Statistically (and) nationally She said it's easier for men to travel, reach the top. egories, said his department believes women are lagging, hut I'm not see- work late nights and. in turn, be pro- She said that support comes in the women should be paid according to ing thai ai KT." Ulrickson said. moted. She said women are expected form of friends, family and from the job they are performing. Besides women's studies. TCU to do the same while raising a family HUNT social support, such as childcare. "In our organization, we general!) also offers assistance to women at the same time. From Page J. The bad news, she said, is that the believe if you put in equal time you through the Women's Resource "Change on the part of women good news involves one woman at a should receive equal pay. no matter ('enter, located in Student Center requires change on the part of men, finders to claim even bigger prizes, such as free passes to Six Flags over time. the gender." Svacana said. Room 220. particularly in family," she said. Texas theme park. Tuomey said some of the other prizes are passes to roller skating, the zoo and movies and gift certificates to local restaurants, karate lessons and art FOUNDATION lessons. Hutchison said local businesses have responded well to the event. She Front Page 1 said they may respond to TCU because of the name recognition or another "1 like the opportunities Student She said members also call and spokeswoman for TCU; I tell and showing others her TCU pride. kind of personal connection. Foundation provides," Paradise thank donors to the university \ potential students why I like TCU John Newkirk, a sophomore edu- "When asked, most businesses don't say no," Hutchison said. said. "It gives me an opportunity to Annual Fund for donating to the and the things that make TCU so cation major and Student Tuomey said the prizes are sorted according to their appropriateness for polish my speaking skills, to net- university. They also help the alum- unique." Foundation member, said he likes the different age groups. work with donors and alumni and ni with activities such as banquets, She said she tells prospective meeting potential students and their She said the parents are just as involved as the children and will tell their to work with present and potential reunions and homecomings. students that they should choose to families. He said he also enjoys children where to look for the golden eggs. Tuomey said the event begins at sludents." She said as vice president, she is attend TCU. working with his peers within the 2 p.m. and will last about five minutes. Allison Unruh. a senior theater in charge of four committees, "I encourage students to make organization. Tuomey said SuperFrog and the Easter Bunny are both scheduled to be at major and the current Student including spirit, promotions, home- TCU their choice, and I basically "I wanted to be a part of Student the hunt and a photographer from Flash will be there to take pictures of chil- Foundation vice president, said the coming and special activities. just sell the university," she said. Foundation so I could become more dren with SuperFrog and the Easter Bunny. Student Foundation is responsible "1 love going back to my home- Unruh said one of the things she involved on campus." Newkirk Hutchison said one thing that will be different about this year's hunt is the for giving daily campus tours from town and telling others about likes most about being part of said. "I see it as a way for me to involvement of the older alumni. Invitations for the event were mailed to 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. TCU," Unruh said. "I'm like a Student Foundation is giving tours give back to the campus." alumni who have graduated within the past 15 years, and Hutchison said many of the older alumni didn't event know about the event. She said they are eager to be involved with the event and have agreed to volunteer or use their contacts to help solicit prizes. Members put Hutchison said that while their involvement is in its infancy, it has the society on tap potential to really expand into an all-campus alumni event. She said she hopes that next year, the older alumni will participate and bring grandchil- dren. lana Konstantinova, a senior Tuomey said the only negative aspect is the weather; if it rains, the hunt English major, gets "tapped" will have to be canceled. into the Mortar Board honor society Wednesday by mem- bers Roderick Branch, Danni Geleva and Tedi Donevska. The senior honor society selects its members based Not looking forward to classes on service, scholarship and leadership. During the tapping after Spring Break? ceremony, which originated with the society's founding in 1914, members donning caps and gowns explain Mortar Board's purpose to Look forward to March 25. the new members before pre- senting them with ribbons and carnations. Anne Drabicky SKIFF STAFF Look forward to getting a whole new . .. Image FRIDAY, MARCH 14,1997 San Antonio to host PAGE 7 Big 12 title game SAN ANTONIO (AP) — The Alamodome was named Thursday as the site for the Big I2's football championship game between North and South Grand Canyon comes to TCU divisions on Saturday. Dec. 6. "We're excited about giving By Ryan J. Rusak team in hitting. Both stand at .333. SKIFF 3TAFF football fans in this region a This series will be the first ever chance to see one of the If you thought you'd finally between Grand Canyon and TCU. nation's premier championship learned all the new members of the Horned Frog right fielder junior games." said commissioner Western Athletic Conference, think Ryan Dunn said that because the Steve Hatchell. again. Frogs don't know much about the The TWA Dome in St. Louis Grand Canyon University, a WAC 'Lopes, they're approaching the hosted the.first game between affiliate for baseball that is based in weekend as an important conference Texas and Nebraska and fell Phoenix, comes to Fort Worth today series. short of capacity, although it to start a three-game series with the "They're conference games," produced $500,000 in addition- Horned Frogs. TCU (9-II, 3-3 in Dunn said. "We'll take it like it's al revenue for conference the WAC) will host the 'Lopes (8- Rice. (Grand Canyon) is probably schools. 13, 0-3) at 2:30 p.m. Friday and at I about as good as New Mexico." That site fell in Big 12 North p.m. both Saturday and Sunday at Dunn said the Horned Frogs are territory. The second game will the TCU Diamond. still not fully in sync because of be squarely on South land. Senior left-hander Derek Lee (4- games and practices lost to bad 3, 3.38 ERA) will start Friday for weather. Wednesday's game against Lady I onghorn quite TCU. Grand Canyon will start Oklahoma was rained out. team after arrest junior left-hander Darren Taylor (3- "It's tough to get in the swing of AUSTIN (AP) — Angela 2, 2.82). Saturday's starters will be things," Dunn said. "We don't have Brown, a University of Texas junior left-hander Reid Beucler (I- much continuity right now. We're women's basketball player, 3. 4.9I) for TCU and junior right- playing choppy." has quit the team after being hander Rob Price (I-3, 7.39) for Dunn said team hitting and pitch- arrested on an assault charge. Grand Canyon. Sunday's starters ing are currently strong, so Jody Conradl, the women's have not been announced. improved defense will be the key for athletic director and basketball The Horned Frogs are fresh off a the Frogs against Grand Canyon. coach, said Brown notified her three-game sweep of the University Dunn, who played several early Wednesday. of New Mexico and an 11-inning. 6- games at designated hitter but has "It was at her initiation," 5 loss to the University of been back in right field in recent Conradt said. "She's con- Oklahoma Sooners. They are cur- games, has made only one error in cerned about the team. She's rently in second place in the South the field. been with the team for four Division, three games behind Rice After the Grand Canyon series, years, and she did not want University. Grand Canyon comes in the Frogs will play one game against this to distract them." with a three-game winning streak as Cornell University at 2:30 p.m. The Lady Longhorns open well, having swept Portland State Monday at the TCU Diamond. The ■'l********^ play in the NCAA East University last weekend. The Big Red are opening the 1997 sea- Regional on Saturday night at 'Lope's are in third place in the son with a Lone Star State swing home against Southwest North Division, three and a half next week. They'll play Dallas Texas State. games behind Utah University. Baptist University and Tarleton Brown and Texas track star Grand Canyon is currently hitting State University Saturday and Sabrina Kelly turned them- .279 as a team and has a team ERA Sunday before taking on the Frogs. Petrlcw Creoker SKIFF STAFF selves in at the Travis County of 6.47. Senior Bill Koning and The Big Red finished 17-27 (8-I2 Sophomore Benji Wooten, shown here in Wednesday's game, will platoon with sophomore Mark Silva at Central Booking Facility and freshman Ronnie Holtorf lead the in the Ivy League) in 1996. catcher until junior starter Ismael Segarra recovers from a shoulder injury. were charged with robbery by assault, a second-degree felony punishable by up to 20 Horned Frog Baseball years in prison and a $10,000 Hitter Avg. AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO S S OBP SLG Pitcher ERA W-L G GS sv IP H R ER BB SO B/AVC fine. Royce Huffman .451 71 23 32 5 0 3 17 15 7 3 .559 .648 Derek Lee 3.38 4-3 7 6 0 37.1 41 22 14 IB 29 .281 Police allege Brown and Chris Connally .347 75 21 26 7 0 8 19 15 12 7 .462 .760 David Meyer 3.98 1-0 7 3 0 20.1 19 12 9 6 15 .235 Kelly attacked Shannon Sam Lunsford .347 75 16 26 8 0 0 11 9 14 7 .412 .453 Ryan Walter 4.70 1-1 8 0 1 15.1 13 10 8 8 9 .228 Carter and Deborah Findley Ismael Segarra .310 42 7 13 6 1 0 9 8 8 C .442 .500 Reid Beucler 4.91 1-3 5 5 0 25.2 27 21 14 20 23 .278 Ryan Dunn .295 61 18 18 3 0 5 18 20 14 C .448 .590 on Feb. 23 outside a nightclub Shawn Thompson 5.65 0-1 5 0 1 14.1 20 11 9 6 16 .328 Jeff Yarbrough .269 78 13 21 4 0 1 11 8 13 6 .352 .359 Reese Ryan 10.18 2-0 7 4 0 20.1 31 27 23 10 15 .352 in downtown Austin. A purse Matt Howe .250 46 9 12 1 3 1 13 4 6 C .296 .458 Jay LaFlair 0.00 0-0 2 0 0 1.2 2 0 0 0 0 .286 also .illegedly was stolen. David Wallace .232 69 17 16 4 0 1 8 4 13 c .293 .333 Aaron Carruth 4.76 0-2 9 0 2 11.1 10 7 6 5 8 .233 Brown, a forward, played Mark Sllva .455 11 1 5 1 0 0 f 3 2 c .571 .545 James Wortham 5.40 0-0 1 0 0 1.2 1 1 1 0 1 .143 in only two games this sea- Keith Knoerr .346 26 5 9 2 1 1 6 3 9 1 .414 .615 Jeff Shaddix 5.87 0-0 4 0 0 7.2 14 10 5 5 7 .378 son. She had no points and Craft Hughes .333 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 2 2 c .600 .333 Healh Collins 8.25 0-1 4 2 0 12 17 11 11 7 7 384 Jeff Dover .273 22 1 6 1 0 0 9 1 4 c two rebounds. .296 .318 Totals 5.37 9-11 20 20 4 167.2 195 132 100 85 130 .290 Jay LaFlair .259 27 5 7 1 0 0 4 3 3 1 .313 .296 Conradt said she does not Darren Wood .250 28 5 7 4 0 1 2 2 12 0 .300 .500 All slats through Merc!, 13. know whether Kelly, who fin- Benji Wooten .200 15 1 3 1 0 0 2 4 3 c .368 .267 Hitters: AVG=Battlng averagi AB=At bats. RaRuns scored. H=Htta. 2B=Doublea. 3B=Trtplea. HR-Home Rune. RBMtune betted to ished second in the 55-meter Todd Stanford .143 7 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 2 c .250 .143 BB=Walhs. SO=Strlh«outs. SB=Stolen bases. OBP=On baee percentage. SLG=5lugglng percentage. Pitchers: ERA=Earned run average. W-L=Wins and losses. G=Gsme appeerances. GS=Gamee started. SVaaSavea. IP llliiana dash last weekend at the Jimmy Mousoudakis .125 8 1 1 0 0 1 3 2 3 c .300 .500 pitched. M=Hit, surrendered. n=Runs surrendered. ER=Earned runs surrendered. BB~WeHu. SO-Strlkeouts. B/AVO-Opponents' NCAA indoor track and field Totals .306 666 144 204 48 5 22 133 104 127 2 5 .403 .492 batting average. championships, would remain with the team. Injury-prone Alomar signed ny Indians TCU and the WAG deserve more respect WINTER* HAVEN. Fla. (API — If the Cleveland Indians had signed any of Frogs were passed over in the choice of the location for the NIT Notre Dame game those top pitchers they chased an TCU and the Western The Homed Frogs have a 22-12 Athletic Director Frank Windegger the No. I seeds were given to the AP's we're in the WAC. Although TCU is in the free-agent market, Athletie Conference have a lit- overall record and have been playing guaranteed a sellout. No. I-. No. 3-, No. 4-, and No. 5- in a conference short on respect, Sandy Alomar might not have C tle respect, please? some pretty good basketball lately. What I believe, however, is that the rauked teams. things could be worse. By making the been around to catch them. Once again, the Also, TCU's NIT chose to put the game in South Maybe this lack of respect will dis- championship game, we've already WAC was passed victory Bend simply because Noire Dame is appear in time. The conference is proven that we are key players in the This way, the Indians' Commentary starting catcher gets to stay over Wednesday Wednesday was the mighty Notre Dame and TCU is blessed with some great talent in all conference and in improving the rep- — even if he's taking a pay night when our played in front just little old TCU. just as the NCAA sports, as well as some exceptional utation of the WAC. cut. very own fightin' of over 5,500 Committee chose learns such as the coaches who seem to be on a quest to Don't think for a second that our With money to spare Horned Frogs rowdy fans (on a University of Texas, the University ol earn national respect. one-time counterpart. Baylor because of failed bids to sign defeated the rainy night). Virginia, Purdue University anil the In oriler to create respect this year, University of the , John Smoltz. Alex University of while Notre University ol Southern California over the three teams in the NCAA will ever play a role in the betterment Fernandez and Roger Alabama at Dame had about the Frogs because of who they are the Toumamenl (Utah, the University of of its conference. They will remain at Clemens, the Indians locked Birmingham in 3.800 fans at its conferences to which they belong. New Mexico and the University of the bottom of the pack, unable to up Alomar with a $5.4 mil- the first round of Kevin first-round game TCU is in the WAC. the same con- Tulsa) must make a strong showing compete forever. lion, two-year contract the National against Oral ference that had a football team for the WAC. Maybe one of the four So, as the WAC and TCU struggle extension Wednesday. Invitation Sonnonstine Roberts (Brigham Young University) ranked WAC teams shunned by the NCAA to overcome naysayers and earn Three weeks ago. the Tournament. University. No. 5 nationally last season, oul\ lo tournament (TCU. Fresno State respect from the world of college ath- Indians elected not to pick up How was TCU Perhaps the be shunned by the College Bowl University, the University of Hawaii letics, stick with them both. Things a club option that would have passed over if it won? The Frogs, who NIT selected South Bend over Fort Alliance. and The University of Nevada-Las are much better now than they were in paid Alomar $3 million in convincingly defeated the Blazers of Worth because Notre Dame's Joyce The WAC is also the conference in Vegas) can win Ihe NIT. In baseball. the , and 1998. Alomar will make $2.5 UAB 85-62 Wednesday night, must Center seats more fans (thus generat- which the Associated Press' No. 2 WAC-member Rice is ranked No. 2 in they're only going to get better. million this season, and the travel to South Bend, Ind., to face ing more revenue for the NIT). basketball team in the nation (the Ihe nation. Maybe the Owls can earn new deal calls for a $ 1 (M).OOO Notre Dame in a second-round NIT Maybe tournament officials chose Ihe University of Utah) wasn't rewarded the WAC respect by winning the Kevin Sonnonstine is a senior earth signing bonus and $2.65 mil- matchup. TCU deserves to play at Irish over us because the students will with a No. I seed in the NCAA College World Series. environmental resources major from lion in each of the 1998 and Daniel-Meyer Coliseum. he on Spring Break, even though Tournament. It was passed over, and Don't gel me wrong. I'm glad t'on Worth. 1999 season. Cleveland has a $2.7 million option for 2000. Alomar. 30, said the Indians became more inter- NCAA tournament bounces through first round ested in signing him after ASSOCIATED PRESS California's points in the final second round. l.aFrentz and Paul Pierce over- 29 points, had 12 rebounds and Albert Belle signed a $55 minute Thursday, and the Bears VOJanova 101, LIU 91 whelmed Kith-seeded Jackson broke a Midwest Regional record million, five-year contract Cincinnati 86, Butler 69 beat Princeton 55-52 in the open- I.IU, the nation's highest scot State, LaFrenlz had 18 points. 14 with eight blocks, leading Iowa with the Chicago White Sox Darnell Burton scored 19 points ing round of the East Regional of ing team, got a lesson in fast-paced rebounds and three blocks, and State past Illinois State. Dedric and the team failed to lure an and Cincinnati used a 22-5 first- the NCAA tournament. basketball. The fourth-seeded Pierce had 19 points. 13 rebounds Willoughby added 21 points for the expensive No. 1 starter. half run to beat Butler 86-69 Gonzalez gave the fifth-seeded Wildcats (24-9) used an 8-0 run to and four blocks as Kansas (33-1) sixth-seeded Cyclones (21-8). "After Albert didn't sign, Thursday in the first round of the Bears (22-8) the lead at 52-50 with end the first half and a 19 1 barrage Bad :i 61 27 rebounding advantage. Rico Hill led Illinois State (24- they called." Alomar said. NCAA tournament. a fadeaway 12-foot side jumper in the opening 3' minutes ol the Purdue 83. Rhode Island 76, OT 6) with 14 points, and Dan Muller "They showed more interest Danny Fortson led the third- with 58 seconds left. second half lo blitz Ihe Blackbirds. Brad Miller had a career-high 31 added 12. after they couldn't sign those seeded Bearcats (26-7) with 24 He made the front end of a 1- Freshman Tim Thomas had 28 points and eighl rebounds and Boston College 73, Valparaiso 66 guys." points, but 16 of those came in the and-1 with 33 seconds left for a points and 15 rebounds, while Purdue scored the first six points in Bevan Thomas came off the Alomar batted .263 with I I second half. Kelsey Wilson and Jon three-point lead. Brian Earl scored Jason Law son added 21 points. 12 overtime. bench to score 11 of his 16 points homers and 50 RBIs last year. Neuhouser led No. 14 Butler (23- on a backdoor cut with 15 seconds rebounds and seven blocks Freshman Brian Cardinal, in the second half as BC overcame But it was only the second 10) with 15 points. left to bring the Tigers (24-4) with- Charles Jones, the nation's leading whose 3-pointer with 16 seconds a long-range shooting barrage by time in his injury-plagued After loading by 22 at the intermis- in one. but Gonzalez, made both scorer, had 37 to lead No. 13 seed left in regulation forced OT. hit Bryce Drew. Danya Abrams also seven-year career that he sion, Cincinnati led by as much as 25 shots on a 1-and-l with 14 seconds LIU. which made just 14-of-42 3- the first basket in the extra period. scored 16 points and grabbed 12 played more than 100 games. in the second half. Butler cut the mar- left to make it 55-52. point attempts and shot 33.7 per and Purdue 118-11) never trailed rebounds for the fifth-seeded Alomar missed 398 games in gin to 78-67 in the waning seconds. Princeton had its final chance cent from the field. again. Eagles. four seasons with a litany of Butler scored just five points in ended when Gabe Lewullis' 3- Kansas 78, Jackson State 64 Ihe Rams (20-9) had their Drew, the sharpshooting son of injuries, including a broken the final 9:47. while Cincinnati point attempt with three seconds Seal Pollard, coming back from chances to win in regulation. But coach Homer Drew, scored 27 finger, inflamed rotator cuff, scored 18 points, including seven left was blocked by Alfred a broken foot, grabbed a i.invi Tyson Wheeler's leaner bounced points, including 8-of-12 3-point- strained hip flexor and two in a 31-second spurt around the Grigsby. high 19 rebounds to go with six off. and Michael Andersen missed ers. But he was shut down by a knee injuries. five-minute mark. California will play the winner blocks and 12 points in lop ranked Ihe follow before the buzzer. smothering box-and-one defense California 55, Princeton 52 of the Villanova-Long Island Kansas' victory over Jackson Stale Iowa State 69. Illinois State 57 through most of the second half, Tony Gonzalez scored all five of University game in Saturday's Pollard. All-American Rael Kelvin Calo scored a career-high when he was held to eight points. _J r r-

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