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UNIVERSITY of N6W WAWpSfi Casque and Casket Meet On Saturday be i&tp ut Hampshire Dance Friday Eve Volume 23. Issue 21. DURHAM, N. H., APRIL 6, 1933. Price Ten Cents VARSITY SQUAD WALTER JENKINS KIDDIE CO-EDS IN MAY DAY SHOW CASQUE AND CASKET HOLDS OPENS PRACTICE IN ART SOCIETY LOLLYPOP SPREE FEATURE EVENT Cap and Gown, honorary sen­ FOR BASEBALL Cultural Society Elects ior women’s society, held their ON MOTHER’S DAY annual party in the form of a ANNUAL BALL FRIDAY EVE University Graduate Kiddies’ party last Tuesday eve­ Twenty-seven Men Retained to Office of First ning in the Thompson Hall Gym­ Program More Varied and nasium. Dean Ruth Woodruff As Coach Swasey Cuts Vice-president and Miss Ethel Cowles acted as Elaborate Than Last Pacifistic Boy Editors Of Brown DRASTIC CUT IN Squad of Candidates chaperones and judges. About Year’s—Robin Hood Mr. Walter S. Jenkins was recently seventy-five women students for the Season elected as first vice-president of the from all classes were present. to be Repeated Daily Charged With Communism ADMISSION PRICE New Hampshire Music and Allied The gymnasium was tastefully Arts Extension Society. This organ­ decorated in red, black and gold, PARDONER’S TALE WHITE OR McGRAW ization includes in its directors Mrs. the Cap and Gown colors. Anti-war activities on the part of the editors of the Brown University Fraternity Booths Dropped TO OPEN SEASON Edward MacDowell, widow of the Each girl had to be dressed TO BE PRESENTED Herald in a campaign which received the pledging of seven hundred students famous composer and director of the in child’s clothes, and some of to refuse to bear arms unless the United States should be invaded, was the From Informal Dance— MacDowell Colony at Peterboro; Mrs. these were very funny. A grand Exhibitions by Women to cause of an investigation launched both by the Rhode Island state legislature College Inn Band Six Men on Pitching Staff- H. H. .A. Beach, outstanding woman march was held to award prizes and by the United States District Attorney’s office. Former Freshmen Com­ composer; Dr. Percy Goetschius, emi­ to those having the cutest and Consist of Fencing As the result of a request by William Needham, prominent Providence Engaged nent theorist; Mrs. Harry C. Whitte- most attractive costumes. These and Archery lawyer and Brown graduate, the Rhode Island assembly has authorized a pete Against Lettermen more, pianist and organist at Man­ awards were presented to Lucille committee of six of its members to investigate a rumor that the activities by E. Shenton chester; Professor Me Wood of Dart­ Libby and Genevieve Mangu- New Hampshire’s sons and daugh­ of the Brown University Herald were Communist-inspired. New Hampshire’s varsity baseball mouth College; and Mrs. Huntley rian. Many childhood treas­ ters will entertain their mothers on Maxwell G. Hoberman and Harold Seidman, editors of the Herald, as Casque and Casket will hold its an­ squad has been working out daily _ in Spaulding, wife of ex-governor Hunt­ ures were in evidence in the Mother’s Day, May 20, by holding well as the student body of Brown declare that the rumors are “absurd and nual ball in the Men’s Gymnasium to­ the gymnasium under the direction ley Spaulding. form of balloons, small dolls, the annual May Day pageant in their unfounded.” Robert Mayer, of the paper’s editorial staff, asserts that the morrow evening at 8 o’clock. The Ball, of Coach Swasey. It is too early in The object of this society is to and animals. honor. students welcome a full investigation of the rumor. usually given in the Winter Term, the season to get any accurate line arouse enthusiasm for cultural activ­ This pageant was held last year The Herald editors have started a movement towards peace that has was postponed until the spring term on the probable first string outfit, but ities in communities which are now During the evening games caught in many universities throughout the country. As Mr. Hoberman, because of the recent bank holiday isolated from the advantages of hear­ were played such as london for the first time after a lapse of editor of the Herald, expresses it, “We seek to work for the welfare of t-he which left many of the students with­ there is a nucleus of seven lettermen ing artists and speakers on the sub­ bridge, drop-the-handkerchief, many years, and the second perform­ nation, not by striking the drums of war but by cultivating the disposition out ready money. around which the team will be built. ject of Art; thus enriching the op­ jump rope, leap frog, and farm- ance is being looked forward to by for peace.” He said that the background of his paper’s activities was in a The Casque and Casket Ball has al­ The battery candidates have been portunities of more people in the line er-in-the-dell. Katherine Spell­ both students and mothers. desire to help the country, not in Communism. ways been one of the major social af­ working out for the past week and a of cultural endeavor. man played the piano for danc­ The program this year is similar to According to a recent report, the students are being supported by a fairs on campus. Usually a formal half, while the infielders and outfield­ ing. A spot dance was featured that of last year, although it is more group of twenty lawyers, most of them graduates of Brown University, dance, this term it will be informal. In ers reported late last week. Coach Mr. Jenkins, who is pianist at the in which the couple standing in elaborate and varied. who have volunteered to supply the editors with legal assistance. contrast to last year’s subscription of Swasey has cut the squad to twenty- Community Church, is also doing pri­ a certain section of the room The Pageant will begin with a pro­ two dollars per couple, the couple seven men who will probably be car­ vate teaching here on campus. Re­ were given a prize. This was cession from the Men’s Gym to the tickets this year will be only eighty ried through the balance of the year. cently he completed a rhapsody for won by Alice Thompson and Athletic Field, where the dances on cents. The squad consists of six pitchers, orchestra, solo piano, and chorus Elizabeth Corbett. An exhibi­ the green will be held. There has The many elaborate booths, already five catchers, eight infielders and eight which will have its first hearing on tion dance was given by Anna been a great deal of enthusiasm on the NOTED GEOLOGIST REGISTRATION being prepared by the fraternities in outfielders. May 24 at the Manchester Institute and Elizabeth Thompson. Re­ part of the women students in these competition for the best decoration Trzuskoski and Paine, regular first of Arts and Science. This work, freshments consisted of tonic dances, the number and quality of plaque, will not be exhibited this year. basemen last year, are receiving stern taking about twenty minutes to per­ and lollypops. In the absence of those who will participate even sur­ GIVES ADDRESS TAKES BIG DROP In Casque and Casket Balls in the competition for their jobs from Toll, form, is built upon two University Dorothy Kessler, who is prac­ passing that of last year, which was past, the competition between frater­ Kitten first baseman last year. Toll, songs: “The New Hampshire Hymn” tice teaching in Nashua High exceedingly good. nities has been lively for the honor while lacking varsity experience, and “Alma Mater’s Day.” The two School, Dorothy Calnan is acting These dances will consist of Old Dr. Mather of Harvard Financial Factor is Held of having the best decorated booth, seems, on paper at least, to have the themes are developed into symphonic as the president of Cap and English dances, a May Pole dance, a Speaks on Religion Responsible for Lower and the various styles of art have batting punch which was so sadly variations and the chorus sings the Gown. “Pageant of the Seasons,” and a dance served both to brighten the Gym and missed at the initial sack a year ago. hymn in chorale form at the finale. by the school children of Durham. and Science at Registration Figure entertain the dancers. It was de­ The loss of Chase, star second base­ The composer is taking the solo nart There will also be fencing and arch­ Convo This Spring Term cided to eliminate the fraternity booth man for the past three seasons, will in the initial performance. ery exhibitions by women students. competition and change the Ball to be felt, but Grocott, who played er­ Recently Mr. Jenkins returned from Miss Hoban, head of the Physical Ed­ Dr. Kirtley F. Mather, professor of According to figures given out by an informal dance, which would re­ rorless ball for the freshmen at the New York where he was working ucation department, is in charge of geology and geography, and chairman the Registrar’s Office, the total reg­ duce expenditure to the students and keystone sack, will undoubtedly fill with Gladys Swarthout and Lucrezia SENIOR SOCIETIES these dances. of the department at Harvard, istration for spring term is one hun­ not interfere with the formal dances his shoes. Bori of the Metropolitan Opera Com­ Mrs. Charles H. Hood, wife of the opened the convocation exercises of dred and forty-six less students than which occur this term. The shortstop berth will be awarded pany who are using some of his songs donor of the Hood House, is to crown the term at the men’s gymnasium yes­ were registered in September, 1932, The local College Inn orchestra has to either Koehler, a letterman, or in concert this year. PLEDGE NEW MEN the May Queen, Phoebe Graham, ’34. terday. The subject of Dr. Mather’s for the fall term and 47 less than the been engaged by the Casque and Cas­ Walker who comes up to the varsity Mr. Jenkins of the class of 1931, is These two will ride on the oxen drawn address was “A Scientist Shares His total registration for last term. ket committee to furnish music for with an impressive freshman record a member of the Theta Upsilon Ome­ float which has been secured again Views on Religion.” The speaker al­ Registration on April 1 showed the the occasion. The committee consists both at bat and afield. ga fraternity. Last year he was at this year. so addressed the Christian Work following statistics of membership in of Normal Klein, Herbert Schnare, Graffam, regular third baseman a Harvard doing graduate work for a Twenty-two Men of Junior The remainder of the pageant per­ Group in the Commons Organization the various colleges: the College of and Elroy Clark, chairman. year ago, has a battle on his hands Master’s Degree in Music. Class to be Initiated into formances will be given on the Room in the afternoon. Agriculture has enrolled 34 fresh­ to keep Ellsworth, another sopho­ Lambda Chi field. Last evening he held a discussion men, 39 sophomores, 29 juniors, 16 more, from taking his position away Senior Skulls and “Robin Hood” will again be pre­ on “The Value of Personality in the seniors, and 33 two year and special from him. Both men are good field­ Blue Key sented due to its very great success Life of the University” before the students, a total of 155. The College N0N-FRAT MEN ers, and it remains to see which has last year. Robert Griffith, ’33, has New Hampshire chapter of the Am­ of Technology has registered 110 the better batting eye to determine PLAY SCHEDULED been chosen for the role of Robin erican Association of University Pro­ freshmen, 88 sophomores, 80 juniors, who will be the custodian of the hot Senior honorary societies, Blue Key Hood. Alan-a-Dale is to be played fessors. 64 seniors, 5 special and 8 graduate TO ORGANIZE corner. FOR MAY 17-19 and Senior Skulls have recently by William Isherwood, ’35, Little John As one of America’s foremost geol­ students, a total of 355. The College For the outfield Coach Swasey has pledged twenty-two members of the by Maurice Kidder, ’34, Maid Marion ogists, he has received degrees from of Liberal Arts has enrolled * 166 only one veteran, Hanna a regular for class of 1934. by Mary-Ann Rowe, ’36, and Fair the University of Chicago and several freshman men, 111 freshman women, Student Council Sponsors two years. Kropp, reserve fielder last Blue Key Society at its meeting Ellen is to be played by Phoebe Gra­ other leading universities. He is a 128 sophomore men, 89 sophomore Plans for New Group to year, and Ahern, a junior, are also Mask and Dagger Presents on Wednesday, March 29, pledged the ham, ’34. This production is under the Phi Beta Kappa man. The United women, 138 junior men, 95 junior outfield candidates. The sophomore Ladies of the Jury-— following twelve members of the jun­ very capable direction of Mrs. L. P. States Geological Survey has em­ women, 117 senior men, 104 senior Enter Intramural gardeners coming up to the varsity ior class: John McGraw, Dover; Fred­ Jordan. ployed his services at various times women, 10 special and 20 graduate are Clark, Scanlan, Stylianos, Swik- Doris Fowler to erick W. Dane, Marblehead, Mass.; The second production, as a varia­ since 1919. In 1919 and 1920 he con­ students, a total of 578 men and 419 Activities las, and White. Have Lead Donald Brunell, Concord; Howard tion from last year, is to be almost ducted an exploration party into the women. Moody, a sophomore, seems to have Hall, Lowell, Mass.; George Jacques, the entire modern version of the East Bolivia where he reported va­ There are 1,091 men and 419 wom­ Tentative plans for an organization the best chance for the first string “Ladies of the Jury,” a comedy di­ Worcester, Mass.; Joseph Targonski, “Pardoner’s Tale” from Chaucer’s rious episodes which furthered the en registered in the University this composed of all the non-fraternity catcher’s berth, due in a large part to rected by Prof. Hennessy, will be pre­ Worcester, Mass.; Edward C. Daw­ “Canterbury Tales,” which has been advance of his science. term, a total registration of 1,508 in men on campus is being sponsored by the impressive batting record he made sented by Mask and Dagger on May son, New York City; Arnold Rhodes, revised for this purpose by Shirley Besides being an eminent geologist, contrast to the enrollment of 1,654 President Learmonth and members of a year ago. Stevens, reserve last 17, 18 and 19. Postponed last term be­ Lancaster; Harrison Chesley, Lynn, Barker, ’34. This play is to be Dr. Mather is also a writer of note, students at the beginning of the col­ the Student Council. A meeting of year, appears to have a good chance cause of illness in the University, Mass.; Theodore Novak, Exeter; Carl coached by Robert Webster and Paul having written several books in re­ lege year, of which 1,196 were men non-fraternity men who are inter­ at the job also. Other receivers that work on the play is now proceeding Purrington, Concord; and Arthur Ma­ P. Grigaut. The main parts are as gard to his profession and numerous and 458 were women. ested will be held in the Commons survived the cut are: Perkins, Stew­ at the usual rate of three or four honey, Malden, Mass. follows: Wife of Bath, Lillian Math- papers for technical periodicals, Fo­ Organization room, Monday evening, art, and Tower. three-hour rehearsals a week. Last These men took the first degree last ieu, ’34; Prioress, Frances Noyes; rum, and Atlantic Monthly. April 10, at seven thirty o’clock. At The pitching staff is composed of term was the first time in the history night and the banquet and initiation and the two principal rioters, Ernest a comedy twist. His touch was so this meeting there will be an election only two lettermen, White, speedball of its long career that Mask and Dag­ will be held in two weeks. Past-Presi- Saigh, ’34, and Ruth Winterton, ’33. sure, his talent so notable that Tracy of officers. This group will be under hurler, and McGraw who led the team ger has been unable to give its per­ dent John Conroy, Edward Blewett, The official poster which was chos­ was made. the jurisdiction of the Student Coun­ in effectiveness last year. Targonski, formance at the scheduled date. Richard Daland, Harold Leavitt, and en from among those contributed by PAN-HELLENIC It was on the strength of his per­ cil as are all other organizations on a pitcher who has had some experience the contestors in the poster contest formance in these convict roles that the campus. in his freshman year, is also avail­ A revised cast of the play is as Coach Christensen will administer held for that purpose is that one sub­ The object of the society is to give able for duty. Koehler, regular short­ follows: Mrs. Fiske, Doris Fowler; the initiation rites. mitted by Elizabeth Scudder, ’35. Sev­ ELECTS THAYER he was engaged to play the leading those men a chance to enter many ac­ stop on last year’s club, is trying out Lily Pratt, Charlotte Taylor; Cyn­ Ten juniors were pledges to the Uni­ eral of the others which were also part in what is the greatest prison tivities which they might otherwise for mound duty this season. The thia Tate, Margaret Rossell; Mayme versity of New Hampshire chapter of very good will likewise be used. story ever screened, a story so dra­ be excluded from, being outside of other two hurlers that are being re­ Mixter, Irene Couser; Mrs. Dace, Senior Skulls according to a recent Miss Bowen, of the Home Econom­ Alpha Xi Delta Officer is matically powerful, so emotionally in­ fraternity life. A greater chance of tained are sophomores, Wilson, and Frances French; Mrs. Maguire, Elsie announcement by Herman D. Edgerly, ics Department, is in charge of the tense, so realistically accurate, it associating is expected if there is Saliba, a southpaw. Putnam; Jay J. Pressley, Charles president. The following men were costumes. Carlo Lanzelli is again in Entertained by Council could have been conceived and writ­ enough interest, and a better social The schedule: Ross; Spencer B. Dazey, Harold pledged: Trgyve Christianson, Ber­ charge of the music, with the aid of at Durham Arms—New ten by only one man. And that man life will exist for the benefit of all. Apr. 22. Worcester Tech at Durham. Waite; Alonzo Beals, Thomas Pin- lin; Hollister Sturges, Jr., Stone is Lewis E. Lawes, Warden of Sing The success of the organization de­ Apr. 26. Norwich University at Durham. gree; Tony Theodophulus, Joseph Ridge, N. Y.; Howard Wilson, Man­ Miss Wilbur who will take charge of Officers Installed Sing prison, who undoubtedly knows Apr. 29. Brown University at Durham. Toolin; Steve Bromm, Charles Graf­ chester; Whitman Freeman, Exeter; the incidental music between the more about the human side of the con- pends upon the interest shown by the May 2. Northeastern at Durham. plays. students. It. will be represented in May 6. Lowell Textile at Durham. fam; Andrew MacKaig, Bertram Allan Armstrong, Plymouth, Mass.; Pan-Hellenic, inter-sorority coun-1 vict, as well as the technical prison all intramural activities as athletic May 11. Dartmouth at Hanover. Tower; Judge Fish, Raymond Adams; John Sweetser, Portsmouth; Brewster Henry Clapp, instructor, will ar­ cil, held a meeting last Monday eve-! life, than any other living person, May 12. St. Michaels at Winooski Park. Halsey Van Style, Hamilton Fish; Koehler, Manchester; Delfo Caminati, range the grounds. Miss Frances contests, bowling, etc. A baseball May 13. Univ. of Vermont at Burlington. Noyes is chairman of the float com­ ning at the Chi Omega house for the j And makes of Con- team will be entered in the league May 16. Tufts College at Medford. Rutherford Dale, Francis McGrath; Portsmouth; Edward Blood, Hanover; purpose of acquainting the old coun- j vict Tom Connors a never-to-be-for- contests this spring if possible. May 17. Connecticut Aggies at Storrs. Dr. Quincy Adams Jones, Jr., Allen and Robert Haphey, Lawrence. mittee. The remainder of the details cil with the newly elected incoming gotten character, evil, ugly, yet ad- May 19. Springfield College at Durham. Backer; Art Dobbs, Francis McSwin- will be arranged by the following: May 25. Providence College at Provi­ Programs, Marion Jacobs, ’34, and council. Olive Thayer, Chi Omega, mirable in the quality of undying loy­ dence. ey; Mrs. Gordon (Yvette Yvet), Car­ the new president, received instruc­ alty in love and friendship. There is May 30. Massachusetts State at Dur­ oline Welsh; Evelyn Snow, Edith Ray­ me up for two hundred days for vag­ Dorothy Mellett, ’33; sale of food tions from the retiring president, romance, pathos and the most thrill­ ham. mond; Susanne, Helen Henderson; abondage.” “Try the Traveller’s Aid throughout the Pageant, Margaret Helen Crooks. The new members were ing drama in Warden Lawes’ story NOTICE June 10. Boston College at Durham. Clerk of the Court, Dickson Turcott. in Albany. Sometimes they send you Fields, ’34; Ushers, Marion Hough, told the definite purposes of Pan- which has been given a vivid and col- up to the Y. M. C. A., and if it’s after ’33; make up, Mrs. W. Hennessy. Hellenic. Rushing rules for next orful screen presentation by First There will be a senior class nine o’clock they give you a ticket Attempts were made to secure a year were discussed. ! National. meeting in Room 14, Murkland for a thirty-five cent feed.” “Green­ monkey for use in the dances on the One of the duties of Pan-Hellenic j _ Tracy is ably supported by Bette Hall at 7 o’clock on Thursday, University Undergraduate Says wich is the best flop in the state. Gee, green, but so far, the only results is to entertain visiting sorority offi­ Davis, Arthur Byron, Lyle Talbot, April 6. This will be an im­ they give you meat and potato for have been the offer of four donkeys. cers. Monday noon a luncheon was Grant Mitchell, Warren Hymer, Louis portant meeting. Life Of Professional Hobo Now supper, and oatmeal for breakfast and tendered Mrs. Scherr, Alpha Xi Del­ Calhern, and Sheila Terry. a nightshirt to sleep in. You sleep ta national inspector, at the Durham between sheets, and you can take a CHRISTIAN WORK Anns. All members of Pan-Hellenic At Highest Peak of Prosperity bath if you want to. It’s some kind attended the luncheon. of a mission.” “Georgetown? Stay The presidents of the sororities by Sydney Wooldridge out of Georgetown, punk. They take Margaret Rossell, Maurice Kidder, your clothes and delouse ’em and the Ralph Rudd and Helen Henderson, ac­ automatically become members of Pan- Last night eight men, spewings of touring car that has been their only stink stays with you for a week.” companied by Dr. S. R. Johnson, went Hellenic and one extra delegate is the depression, slept on a board plat­ home for weeks. Food is usually an easy proposi­ to Alton, New Hampshire, last Satur­ elected from each sorority. The new form in a twelve by fifteen cellar flop­ A small percentage of this floating tion. Lunchcarts, restaurants, ho­ day to assist the Congregational and delegates are as follows: Virginia house in Tulsa, the afternoon news­ population are professional hobos. A tels, and bakeries are generous with Baptist churches with Sunday ser­ Wastcoat, Alpha Chi Omega; Carolyn CASQUE AND CASKET DANCE papers for mattresses and their over­ few are beating their way from town soup and coffee and sandwiches. Many vices. The students enjoyed the op­ Smith, Alpha Xi Delta; Olive Thayer, coats for blankets; an apple their to town honestly looking for work, hospitals give sandwiches to from ten portunity of entering into the com­ Chi Omega; Mildred Cochrane, Theta supper, a cup of water their break­ work of any kind. The great major­ to forty men twice a day. Occasional­ munity life by planning and carry­ Upsilon; Dorothy Kelly, Kappa Delta; fast. In Poughkeepsie the Salvation ity, however, who have been on the ly, however, a town or a section of a ing through a recreational program Phoebe Graham, Phi Mu; and An­ TOMORROW NIGHT Army loaned canvass cots and gave road for weeks and months, and, in state is “hostile” and a man cannot for young people on Saturday eve­ nette Livingstone, Pi Lambda Sigma. weak vegetable soup and weaker cof­ many cases, for two or three years, get even a cup of coffee for two, three, ning. They were royally entertained fee to sixty-three men in an empty have lost hope of finding work and or four days. Then he may stop a in the homes of the community. On PRISON SHOW TO factory converted into a relief sta­ have settled back into a negative phil­ likely prospect on the “stem” with, Sunday morning two students spoke tion. At ten minutes past three this osophy “of waiting for something to “Say, buddy, would you give a fel­ in each church and the same evening COME TO DURHAM morning a state trooper picked up two break.” “They won’t let us starve,” low a nickel for a cup of coffee” or they helped to conduct a Union ser­ While prison bars spell disaster and men on the road between Manchester the man in the brown overcoat says “I don’t often do this, sir, but I haven’t vice built around the theme “The Fine ruin to most men, they were the rungs and Nashua, carried them to the to the red-head, “they” being society had a thing to eat since yesterday Art of Living Dangerously.” of the ladder to success for Spencer county poorhouse, and slipped them in general. “You’re a sucker to work morning. I’d appreciate it if you’d Tracy, who plays the leading role of each a quarter. Thirteen men and these days,” the red-head answers. set me up with a hamburg sandwich.” Regular classes were suspended at a convict in the First National pic­ Buy Your Refreshments at eight women huddled together for And so they travel from town to town, Obtaining tobacco, razor blades, and the Community Church Student Meet­ ture, “Twenty Thousand Years in warmth in a Rock Island railroad usually covering a circle, two or three soap is also comparatively simple. A ing last Sunday evening and the group Sing Sing,” which opens at the freight car; two of the men had been states wide, walking, hitch-hiking, and decent appearance and an honest re­ discussed modern international and Franklin Theatre on Sunday, April 9. drinking lemon extract, but one of hopping the night freights. quest usually are all that is neces­ economic problems. This discussion Tracy had been making steady but THE them passed out shortly after mid­ From experience and from hear­ sary. Stamps and writing paper can will be continued next Sunday eve­ comparatively slow progress as a night and the other soon quieted say they learn the best stops. “Kings­ be had for the asking at any Y. M. C. ning. The following officers were Broadway actor when he was picked down. An even dozen men put up ton’s a good flop. You have to sleep A. The Salvation Army, missions, elected for the coming year: Presi­ for the role of Killer Mears in “The for the night in the Chattanooga city on boards, but they’ve got a shower and church auxiliaries furnish second dent, Heinz Brown; Vice President, Last Mile.” His performance was so jail. Ten miles out of Reno, two with hot water and a pail to wash hand clothing, the greatest demand Ralph Rudd; Secretary-Treasurer, outstanding he was immediately of­ COLLEGE PHARMACY families, one of four members and your clothes in if you want to.” “Bay­ being for stockings. Haircuts offer George Edson; Committee chairmen: fered a tempting motion picture con­ the other of five (including a year onne’s hostile”;—with the long “i”— more of a problem. Many barbers, Van Buren Hopps, Cecil Martin, Al- tract, making his screen debut in “Up old baby), slept in the model T Ford “the bulls there were going to send (Continued on Page 4) dine Tosked, and Isabel Alden. the River,” another prison story with THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, APRIL 6, 1933. ®lu> New ijampaljto The Editor’s Mail Alumni Notes Franklin Theatre T h e N ew H a m p sh ir e : The Southern California Club held Published weekly during the University school year by the students of The Editor of a meeting at the home of Ernest W. University of New Hampshire, Durham, N. H. Offices: Editorial, Business, and We, of our organization, have no­ B ooks Circulation, Thompson Hall, Durham, N. H. Hardy, ’18, in Santa Monica, Califor­ Week Beginning Friday, April 7 In case of change of address, subscribers will please notify the Circulation Man­ ticed with considerable interest that nia, on March 25. ager as soon as possible. Please give old address as well as the new. the editorials of your paper deal with The annual spring meeting of the Friday, April 7 Subscribers not receiving copy will please notify the Business Manager at once. such petty topics as education—a Portland Branch will be held at Cres­ Subscriptions made payable to The New Hampshire, Durham, N. H., $1.50 per trite subject at its best. In this day by Richard B. Clarkson cent Lodge on Cape Elizabeth, Me., ‘SO THIS IS AFRICA” year. Single copies, ten cents, at the office. Advertising rates on request.______and age of political and economic on Friday, April 7. Supper will be Wheeler and Woolsey Entered as second class matter at the post office at Durham, New Hampshire, chaos, it would seem that a few time­ With his latest novel Mr. Sinclair served at seven o’clock. A program under the Act of March 3, 1879. Accepted for mailing at special rate of postage ly opinions in your editorial column Lewis has again said, most convinc­ of entertainment has been arranged. provided for in Section 1103, Act of October 3, 1917. Authorized September 1, 1918. would do much to stimulate an intel­ ingly, that all is not for the best and The bowling teams of the Durham Saturday, April 8 lectual attitude among the students. that this is not the best of all possible and Portland Clubs, captained by Member of N. E. I. N. A. If one has not an opinion to ex­ worlds. After the publication of Harold Piper, ’25, and H. Goodrich ‘EMPLOYEES’ ENTRANCE’ THE REVISED MASTHEAD (complete) (to be in force the next few weeks until press, concerning the causes and “Arrowsmith” Mr. Lewis produced a Hewey, Jr., ’18, respectively have Warren William, Loretta Young reorganization of the staff occurs). cures of politics and economics, he is series of pot-boilers which, it ap­ completed the three required matches E D IT O R -IN -C H IE F ...... ^ A r n o l d Rhodes sadly out of date. Every hobo has peared, would continue indefinitely, for the Alumni Bowling League BUSINESS M A N A G E R ...... Arnold Rhodes Sunday, April 9 EDITORIAL STAFF ...... Bob McGuirk some theory to shout from the box but he has now regained his sincerity. trophy. Scores for both teams have Manaaina Editor ...... Harry B. McLaughlin cars; every college man should at “Ann Vickers” is not as good a book been filed with the Alumni Secretary ‘20,000 YEARS IN SING SING’ N^t°Ea0i.oEra l,or...... least be able to bluff the less intelli­ as “Main Street,” “Babbitt,” or and the award of the trophy will be ...... W. Robert Harris Prosperity and spring seem to be gent. “Arrowsmith,” but—a more signifi­ made on Alumni Day, June 10. Spencer Tracy, W omen’s Editor" ...... Nancy Carlisle dancing hand in hand. Roth are said cant comparison—it is far better than REPORTERS to be right around the corner but it Mr. Editor, glance at the political ’15—Walter W. Swett, senior dairy Marvin Eiseman, Dorothy Kelly, Nan Pearson, Elvira Seraflni, Martha Burns, seems like an awfully long one to me. corruption today. A democracy has “Mantrap,” “Dodsworth,” “The Man husbandman, in the U. S. Department Monday and Tuesday Ruth Bresnahan, Rebecca Young, Enoch Shenton, Mervin Leen, and Roger Lambert. However, maybe the Maypole dance fallen into the hands of a few selfish Who Knew Coolidge,” or “Elmer Gan­ of Agriculture, Washington, D. C., April 10 and 11 BUSINESS STAFF this Friday will help to brighten men of wealth. Why? Because the try.” has collaborated in writing two bul­ Advertising Manager ...... • ■■■, ^ ? b„ r;+^ f ® people were unable to withstand the Ann Vickers, a little girl in gram­ letins on dairy research which were Circulation Manager ...... Edward Hitchcock things up. mar school in a town in Illinois, is recently released by the Department. “KID FROM SPAIN” BUSINESS ASSISTANTS vast wave of money and power which Eddie Cantor Roy Boucher and John Galloway. George Avery seems to have felt we acquired with so much rapidity addressed by Adolph Klebs, the town ’24—A daughter, Elizabeth Martha, the urge already. He is up to his old following the year 1914. The United socialist: was born to Mr. and Mrs. Charles F. tricks again, hiding in the dark hall­ States is headed for the stagnant pool ‘ “Did you ever stop to think, young Pickett on April 26, 1932. Mr. and Wednesday, April 12 DURHAM,, N. H.. APRIL 6, 1933. ways and buzzing all the fair heart of second rate nations, and yet too lady, that the entire capitalistic sys­ Mrs. Pickett live at 3053 W. 159th flutterers. Something to do with few college men concern themselves tem is wrong? That you and I should street, Cleveland, Ohio. “WOMAN ACCUSED” with any alarm for their country. And work all day, but Evans, the banker, ’25—A son, William Lewis, was Nancy Carroll, enjoy Watching fraternity freshmen making fools of themselves as Biology? therein lies the trouble. We have no who just takes in our money and lends born to Mr. and Mrs. Lewis Foote, m much as anyone, but when the stunts which their brothers call upon aristocracy with ideals. Our aristoc­ it back to us again, should be rich? (Margaret Flint, ’28), on March 9, them to do transgress the natural laws of decency and courtesy then There was a decided Spanish at­ racy is made up of the common clay I do not even know your name, young in Lincoln, N. H. Thursday, April 13 w&SSa it is time to call a halt. . ^ , . mosphere about town Sunday evening. and by the Grace of God it has also lady, but you have luffly eyes—I t’ink ex-’25—Albert E. Bell, Jr., is now ssee® The Rabellaisian type of humor is condonable when it takes place A few of the “vocal” hopefuls sang acquired wealth. We have therefore intelligent. T’ink of it! A new living at 196 Park avenue, Worcester, “LUCKY DEVILS” in a men’s smoker [but it is certainly ill mannered to say the least when it loudly and lustily into the wee hours a class of leaders who are interested world! From each so much as he Mass. Bill Boyd, Wm. Gargan spreads its rather slimy tenacles into the public street. of the morning. in themselves and their private for­ can give, to each so much as he needs. ’26—Hayden S. Pearson has been We seldom feel called upon in these columns to take any particular Was she flunked or did she fail? I tunes only. But in England, its Aris­ The Socialist State! From Marx. broadcasting recently over Station fraternity to task and perhaps the case at hand does not call for any such don’t know the exact particulars but tocracy has devotion to its country. Do you like that, young lady? Hein?” WEEI in Boston on the subject, ’30—Jacques L. Grenier is teaching publicity. However, we do feel that the methods used by a certain frater­ she didn’t pass the course. Maybe Many an exceptionally brilliant man ‘The little girl—she was so small, “Legends and Stories of New Hamp­ history in the Middletown, Conn.5 nity to call to the attention of the campus that they are about to bring into she didn’t say yes, and then again, will devote the best years of his life so innocent, so ignorant!—sat with shire.” Mr. Pearson is living at 183 High School. their order some new members is neither worthy of the fraternity nor the she might have said no. to his nation, serving in some stifling her chin tight in her hand, in the Allerton Road, Newton Highlands, ’31—Verna A. Whipple is assistant University. desert hole. He obtains only a men­ terrible travail of her first abstract Mass. dietitian at the Lynn Hospital in This week is beginning to look like tal satisfaction. The American aris­ thinking. ’27—A son, Ralph Lewis Ripley, Lynn, Mass. Her address is 212 Bos­ one long minstrel show or something. tocrat is interested only in himself ‘ “Yes,” she said, and “Yes.” Then 3rd, was born to Mr. and Mrs. Ralph ton street, Lynn, Mass. FSZTIHE material for the 1933 issue of “The Student Writer” will be due One does not know what type of ar­ and his millions. Millions. More thought like lightning in her brain, L. Ripley (Emily Simmons) on Feb­ ’SI—Chandler Ryder has joined on April 15, and the volume will be published on May 10. It is to ray he will meet as he walks along millions. “That is what we must have! Not ruary 26, 1933. Troop B, Cavalry unit, in West Hart­ V—' be hoped that there will be an increased interest in “The Studenti the street. Who can tell, maybe some We have no quarrel with your big some rich and some poor. All right. ’27—Bernice L. Rowe became Mrs. ford, Conn., and is getting plenty of E&S&j Writer” this year, as regards both contributions to the literary heretofore unknown talent will be re­ businesses that bribe congressmen; we But, Mr. Klebs, what shall we do? William T. Mayo on November 13, exercise during his spare time. matter and the sales of the completed volume. The publication de­ vealed. have no quarrel with corrupt politi­ (Continued on Page 4) serves all the interest that can be given to it. The University of New Hamp­ cians; but we do believe that you and 1932. ’31—Daniel J. Redden is selling oil shire holds an altogether admirable and, considering its size in relation to Who’d ’ave thunk it? One of our your staff can start a movement ’27—Marguerite Lovering is teach­ burners in Hartford, Conn. other colleges and universities, a unique position with regard to its student through your editorial columns to stimulate interest among the students, ing English in the high school at ’31—Phil Burlingame, headmaster literary publications. “The Student Writer” has now been in existence for (Continued on Page 4) so that the next generation of lead­ Gloucester, Mass. at Nute High School, Milton, N. H., six years, and in the past five years its contributors have achieved the dis­ ers will know better what it is doing ’27—Mrs. Hazel Eaton Frear is at­ was pleased when his school’s annual, tinction of winning, yearly, at least one of the prizes offered by the tri-state “The Student Writer” has on hand already perhaps a larger amount and why. tending Penn State College. The Purple and Gold, won first prize writing competition. Also for four years they took prizes in the national of material than ever before, but it is its aim to be as representative as Trusting that this letter will find ’30—Mrs. Mary Lassell Juneau is in a nation-wide competition among collegiate writing contest sponsored by the Atlantic Monthly magazine. possible. It solicits contributions. Although it is primarily an organ of favor in your eyes, we remain sinister- working in the home service depart­ school publications. President Lewis, on consulting once with a Harvard English professor re­ the English department, it is distinctly not its policy to limit its contributors ly in the background awaiting your ment of the Public Service Co., of ’32—A. Ruth McIntyre has a posi­ garding methods of English composition instruction, received the deprecatory to a select group of literati. And it does need an increase of sales. Let action. New Hampshire at 205 Main street, tion as secretary to Judge Edgar M. statement that Harvard could offer very little to New Hampshire students us do what we can to support it. THE BLACK BUCKLE. Nashua, N. H. Bowker, in Whitefield, N. H. as far as writing instruction was concerned. Considering everything, this is high praise. . . “The Student Writer is not progressing as well as could be desired as far as its financial side is concerned; there still remains unsold about one-third of last year’s issue, and of those sold the majority of copies were not purchased by students. The greater part of the stories, essays, and N M R p poems printed in “The Student Writer” have always been well worth read­ ing by anyone, and particularly it would seem that the students of thej University would profit by considering them. They are none of them mere ■ H exercises in fine writing; the editors of “The Student Writer” have always been careful to exclude such effusions from publication; they are sincere m m m v ftm and talented criticisms of life by individuals who have carefully observed and been influenced by the environment to which we all owe, and will con-i tinue to owe, an incalculable amount. Carefully considered, “The Student Writer” material is of a revelatory nature that should be most valuable' to those who wish to acquire a more intimate knowledge of the true ideas and ideals of a fairly representative group of the student body. STOPS CANNON BALL!

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ILLUSION: A “strong man” once gave public performances in Copyright, 1933, B. J. Reynolds Tobacco Company which he stopped a 9 lb. cannon ball shot from a fully charged cannon. The audience gasped when the gun flashed and the human Gibraltar stepped forward out of the smoke uninjured, with the 9 lb. It takes shot in his hands. It’s fun to be fooled EXPLANATION: . The trick lay in the way an assistant prepared the resourcefulness cannon for the performance. He used the regulation ... it’s more fun to KNOW amount of powder and wadding, but placed the greater part of the charge of powder ahead of the Time and again, Bell System engineers have shot. The cannon ball was propelled only by the A performance sometimes staged standard and used by all. A ciga­ demonstrated their pioneering bent in working out small charge behind it which was just sufficient to in cigarette advertising is the illu­ rette is only as good as the tobaccos unusual telephone construction problems. lob the 9 lb. ball over to the strong man. sion that cigarettes are made easy it contains. For example, they laid a huge conduit under the on the throat by some special It is a fact, well known by Harlem River. They dredged a trench in the river process of manufacture. leaf tobacco experts, that bottom, lowered enormous sections of iron pipe, EXPLANATION: All cigarettes are sent down divers to join the sections, encased the made in almost exactly the same Camels are made from finer, finished tube in concrete. Through this they ran way. Manufacturing methods are M ORE EXPENSIVE tobaccos telephone cables forming one of New York’s main than any other popular brand. lines of communication. Across the Gila River in Arizona they constructed a catenary span 2373 feet In costly tobaccos you will find long. To bridge oceans, they developed radio tele­ mildness, good taste, throat-ease. phony. They have built telephone lines over moun­ Smoke Camels critically, and tains, across deserts, through swamps. give your taste a chance to appre­ Their resourcefulness in getting through, over or ciate the greater pleasure and sat­ under natural barriers makes possible telephone ser­ isfaction offered by the more ex­ vice that is practically world wide in reach. pensive tobaccos. Other cigarettes, we believe, will taste flat and in­ sipid to you forever after. BELL SYSTEM JVO TRICKS 0 .. JUST COSTLIER SAY “HELLO” TO MOTHER AND DAD j TOBACCOS ...R A TES ARE LOWEST AFTER 8:30 P. M. I THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, APRIL 6, 1933. * h six pitchers, and three catchers. Those Damsell, Elgland, Melnick, Goddard, who have reported to date are: Catch­ Gouck, Israel, Keefe, Kimball, LeBel, SWEET ISSUES LACROSSE GETS FIFTY REPORT ers: E. Currier, Gwynne, Leen, Willis, Palmer, Orgera, Fraser, McLean, and Pederzani, and Floyd. First base­ Tucker. men: Musgrove, Nossif, Robinson, The schedule has been cut to nine FIRST CALL FOR Sports EARLY START FOR BASEBALL Rogers, Hubbard, and Perkins. Sec­ games for this season, in order to ond-basemen: Chase, Guy, Dunbar, guarantee a balanced budget. There McGivney, Mamos, and Harding; are no setups on the list, and plenty TRACK SQUADS Many Veteran Candidates Large Squad Faces Short Third-basemen: Joslin, Norton, Sav- of stiff opposition is in store for the Report for Squad, Leading Hard Schedule—Only One chick, Trachier; Shortstops: Foster, yearlings who survive the cut. Exeter Many Stars Graduated— Slants College Teams of East Cut to be Made Early in Hazzard, Robinson, and Landry; Out­ will be played for the first time in Sophomores Show Prom­ on Schedule Season by Lundholm field: Abbott, Bryan, H. Currier, (Continued on Page 4) ise—Freshman Pros­ by Robert K. Dow pects Uncertain New Hampshire ought to have a for the predicting of the outcome of Coach Christensen issued a call Over fifty men have reported this fairly successful spring season in the flag chasing in the National and for varsity lacrosse candidates last week in answer to Coach Lundholm’s practically all lines of athletics this American Leagues so I might as well week and a squad of over thirty ex­ call for freshman baseball candidates. 150 MEN REPORTED year. We haven’t the complete spring put in my oar. In the National League perienced players turned out. Due to The size of the group, while extreme­ FOR FIRST DRILL schedule at hand, but after looking it the Pittsburgh Pirates are favored to the inclement weather practice has ly gratifying also complicates the Well balanced meals are what you need—particu­ over we have arrived at the conclu­ cop the pennant, and I pick the Chi­ been greatly restricted, and for the problem of distinguishing the capabil­ sion that the Blue and White should cago Cubs to finish in second place, past few days has consisted mainly ities of the various candidates. The larly during the spring months. The choice of food First Meet Comes April 22 win a majority of her sports events. Brooklyn Dodgers third and the Phil­ of talks on the new rules and an ex­ major problem at present is to find One thing that is especially gratify­ adelphia Nationals to bring up the planation of the fundamentals of the suitable training facilities for the at the University Cafeteria is varied enough to satisfy With Northeastern Var­ ing is the ambitious schedule that the rear of the first division. Boston game in the gymnasium. However, squad, as in past years they have sity at Home Lacrosse team is undertaking. This is Braves should finish fifth, St. Louis nearly all of the candidates have practiced on the rough surface of the the most discriminating tastes. a young sport here at New Hamp­ Cardinals sixth, the New York Giants played under Coach Christensen be­ freshman football field, which in it­ Over one hundred and fifty men shire, and we are glad that it has in seventh place, and the Cincinnati fore so he is able to draw a pretty ac­ self is enough to dishearten any answered Coach Paul Sweet’s first taken such a foothold. The Wildcats Reds ought to repeat their cellar berth curate line on their ability. The most Coach, but Lundholm meets it all call for track last week. Prospects will be represented by a practically of a year ago. ambitious schedule ever undertaken with a smile and says, “Give us four Furthermore, at $5.50—a meal ticket providing 7 for a good season appear to be fairly veteran team, which will be strength­ In the American League the New by a Wildcat lacrosse team has been flat rocks for bases in a cow pasture bright. Not much progress has been ened by members of last year’s fresh­ York Yankees will undoubtedly re­ arranged. This includes nine games and enough enthusiasm on the part of man squad. peat their triumph of last year. The with some of the leading lacrosse the candidates and we will all feel breakfasts, 7 dinners, and 7 suppers can be purchased. made as yet because of the poor There is every indication that New strengthened Washington Senators teams in the East, only three of which after the season ends that enthusiasm weather conditions, yet many of the Hampshire will have a successful ought to nose out the Philadelphia will be played in Durham. and rocks often result in greater Or for $5.25—a $6.00 Cafeteria ticket may be had. candidates have been working out baseball club, for there is a corps of Athletics for second place, and the There is a wealth of material from achievement than broken windows.” regularly. Noyes, half-miler, Gib­ veteran hurlers, headed by White and Cleveland Indians should finish which to pick a starting lineup, for a The freshman schedule has been cur­ bons, dash man, Hanley and Knox, McGraw. Then there is Targonski, fourth. The Detroit Tigers, although practically veteran team can be put tailed to nine games this year due to weight men, and Thayer and White- who was ineligible last year. Moody, strengthened by the addition of sev­ on the field. Some of the more ex­ a lack of funds, but it includes games house star hurdlers, are some of the hard-hitting sophomore, will prob­ eral promising rookies will have a perienced men out for the club are: with some of the outstanding prep outstanding performers of last year’s ably take care of most of the catch­ hard time finishing better than fifth, Chaloner, Dane, Lewis, Martineau, school and freshman teams in New team who will be missed this season. ing. There are four lettermen avail­ with the Chicago White Sox in sixth Greenwood, Ferrini, Morrissey, Sweet- England. However, there are several of last able for infield duty as well as a quar­ place. The Pale Hose has at last ser, Vaughn, Bowman, Batchelder, There will be only one cut made in year’s freshman stars who should aid tet of promising sophomores. The out­ gotten something resembling a bat­ Dollof, Jacques, and Abbiati. While the squad this year, and at the end The University Dining Hall considerably to fill the gaps made by field shapes up as Coach Swasey’s ting punch by the acquisition of sev­ Trow, Maxwell, Wilde, Hall, Ives, and of two weeks Coach Lundholm will graduation. Among this group are main problem, but still there are eral stars from the Athletics, but Pike are all promising sophomore retain eight infielders, six outfielders, Funston, Darling, Gale, Jensen, Jor­ enough experienced outer gardeners their pitching staff is still in an ex­ candidates. genson, Hodgson, and Manning. out for the team that this ought to The Varsity Lacrosse Schedule: Coach Sweet will depend heavily on perimental stage, due mainly to the Apr. 15. Dartmouth at Hanover. some of last year’s lettermen for the be reduced to a minimum. uncertainty of the condition of Lyons Apr. 29. M. I. T. at Durham . Track should also be successful, al­ and other stars. The Boston Red Sox May 5. Brown Univ. at Providence. bulk of the points. Benedict in the though the loss of Noyes, Whitehouse should at last emerge from the cel­ May 10. Boston Univ. at Durham. half mile, deMoulpied in the mile and May 13. Springfield at Springfield. two mile, Blood in the two mile, Pike and other stars will be severely felt. lar, as several of their new men have May 19. Union College at Schenectady. The addition of Funston, Darling, exhibited marked ability in the Grape­ May 20. Williams at Williamstown. SPRING TIME I in the broad jump, Learmonth in the Gale, Jensen, Hodgdon, and Jorgen­ fruit series, and should continue their May 25. Tufts College at Medford. weights, and Andberg in the pole son, all consistent point getters on last performances throughout the League May 27. Boston Lacrosse at Durham. vault, are some of the dependables. year’s Kitten team will materially games. The St. Louis Browns have a TENNIS TIME ! Don’t wait until mid-term or finals to get your Little is known of the freshman strengthen the outfit. The Wildcat’s fine defensive unit, but lack any sem­ prospects for this season. Webster, chief weakness seems to lie in the lack blance of a strong run making com­ \ notes in shape. An orderly arrangement of lecture miler and cross country captain, John­ of sprinters, for there does not seem bination—and runs usually win ball Have you thought of making TENNIS BALLS j son, football captain, in the weights, to be a first class sprinter in_ sight. games, if you make enough of them. references in Lefax or National notebooks will save and Ranchynoski in the hurdles and Funston could be developed into a So it looks like eighth place for the DENTISTRY RACKETS broad jump seem to be the leading star at any distance up to the quar­ Brownies. much time and worry at the end of the term. candidates. Other men who are prom­ ter, but as he is the only first flight Local boy makes good—Eddie Blanc, YOUR LIFE WORK? SHOES I ising are Spear, McLean, Durgin, hurdler on the squad it is probable rookie pitcher with the Boston Braves, ____ i Tooiin, Burns, Loring, and Marlak. that he will confine his activities to will stay with the team—at least un­ T h e Harvard University Dental There has been a good response to timber-topping, with perhaps an oc­ til they reach Boston. Incidentally School offers an unsurpassed A good Chilton fountain pen is a life saver. Secure the freshman track call, and Coach casional fling at the 220. Blanc is another Claremont boy. RACKETS RESTRUNG Sweet is quite optimistic. He feels News of the Outer World Del Bissonnette, former Wildcat course in this field of health in the feeling that the ink supply will meet the de­ that he may be able to develop some Apropos of nothing in particular we diamond star, is having a battle on service, with emphasis on med­ by real stars from this yearling group. note that it appears to be the season his hands to prove to the Brooklyn ical correlations. A “Class A” John Conroy mand of a whole morning’s classes, all your attention The leading candidates and their baseball authorities that he is still school. Write for catalog. events are as follows: 100 yard dash, Boyd, Marlak; mile, Webster, Spear, able to play first base with the best Leroy W. S. Miner, D .M .D ., M .D ., Dean, Tennis Pro for the last five can be given to lecture and note records. Cunningham; 220 yard dash, Cun­ Thompson; 2 mile, Webster, Mat­ of them. The veteran Joe Judge, ac­ Dept. 18 , 188 Lsngwood Ave., Boston, Mass. years at the Casino in ningham, Pike, Funston; 440 yard thews; low hurdles, Ranchynoski, quired from Washington, seems to Newport, R. I. dash, Crowell, Armstrong; half mile, Tryon, P. Burns; high hurdles, have the inside track on the first bas­ Darling, Benedict; mile, Darling, de­ Ranchynoski, Tooiin, P. Burns; high ing job, but if Del exhibits some of Work done promptly. Moulpied, Glover; 2 mile, deMoulpied, jump, Ranchynoski, Fenwick; broad that far famed ole fighting Wildcat COLLEGE BARBER Blood, Andberg; high hurdles, Fun­ jump, Ranchynoski, Fish; weights, spirit it’s a cinch. ston, Levensaler; low hurdles, Fun­ Johnson, McCaffery, Hunter, Reed, SHOP ston, Levansaler, Reed; high jump, Coyne. The University of New Hampshire I. THE UNIVERSITY BOOKSTORE Barker, Jensen, Bertelson, Jorgenson, The Varsity Track Schedule: delegation to the Model Economic Con­ GORMAN BLOCK TIE HASCQ SHOP,I E j McGowan; broad jump, Pike, Jensen, Apr. 22. Northeastern at Durham. ference at Dartmouth College the Apr. 29. Brown Univ. at Providence. Up one flight—We treat you right ED. HASELTINE Barker, Clark; weights, Learmonth, May 5. Bates College at Lewiston. week-end of April 16 will represent McGowan, Manning, Chestnulevich, May 13. M. I. T. at Durham. Poland. MALCOLM BRANNEN, ’32, Prop. Jensen; javelin and discus, Gale, May 19-20. N. E. I. C. A. A. at Cam­ bridge. . Jensen, Blood; pole vault Andberg, May 27. Springfield at Durham . Hodgson, Prentice. June 3. Boston College at Durham. Freshman candidates are: 100 The Freshman Track Schedule: yards, Loring, Fenwick, Tryon; 220 Apr. 29. Phillips Andover at Andover. May 6. Phillips Exeter at Exeter. yards, Loring, Tooiin, Fish; 440 May 19. Brown Freshmen at Durham. yards, T. Burns, McLean, Durgin; May 26. Boston College Frosh. at Bos­ half mile, Thompson, Matthews, ton. AFTER THE SHOW - THE PLACE TO GO IS GRANTS CAFE

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At week-end. various capacities: in charity institu- j made of soft spun cotton ence is in price—which puts the meeting it was decided that the tions, suffragist organizations, reform-' you from forty to fifty dol­ officers for next year be nominated by Chi Omega atories, and prisons—notably in pris-! that is unusually elastic and the present officers. Elections will Mu Alpha of Chi Omega announces ons, where she observes the science of absorbent. Arrow Stride lars ahead. be held April 13 when the members the pledging of Genevieve Mangueien penology as it is practised in one of Underwear, 50c the gar­ of the association will gather at the of Manchester last Thursday night, the southern states. “Penology!” ment. Sprinter, 75c. Grew, See the new spring styles, cabin for a hot dog roast. Marie March 30. says Mr. Lewis, “The science of tor­ X $1.00. particularly the smart dice Finn and Frances Tuttle are in Kappa Delta ture! The art of locking the stable weaves and fashionable gun For New Comfort... charge of transportation; Jean Moore Charlotte Evans of Colby Junior door after the horse is stolen! The White Elk and Black and Gladys Granville are in charge of College was a guest at the chapter touching faith that neurotics who club checks. Calf... Unlined Ventilated Oxford food for the roast. Edith Baldwin hate social regulation can be made to will make a poster concerning it. All house last week-end. love it by confining them in stinking Wie ofJwfi girls who made class basketball teams dens, giving them bad food and dull BRAD MclNTIRE are eligible now for W. A. A. Phi Mu work, and compelling them to asso­ Marie Finn, ’33, and Dorothy Wil­ Beta Gamma of Phi Mu announces ciate with precisely the persons for liams, ’33, have earned their N. H. with pleasure the pledging, on March associating with whom they have first for this year. In order to earn the 30, of Eleanora Boston, ’36, of Dover; been arrested. . . ” letters a total of 1000 points must be Jesse Bunker, ’36, of Kingston; Evelyn The social reformer, Ann Vickers, productions have been distinctly sec­ Davis, ’33, of Needham, Mass.; and is carried through the book securely ond-rate, with the possible exception made by eligibility for class teams Olive Louise Roberts, ’36, of Dover. by the force of her ideals; but the of “Arrowsmith,” but as a keen ob­ in all sports each of which contributes Mrs. John G. Winant has accepted woman, Ann Vickers, is confused by server and satirical critic of Amer­ SOFT-TAILORED 100 points. This distinction has been the invitation of Beta Gamma Chap­ the conflict which, it becomes appar­ ican society he stands alone. Certain­ won by no other girl this year. ter of Phi Mu to become one of its ent to her, exists between a feminist ly he is a consummate journalist. His Chi Omega sorority won the inter­ patronesses. career and a normal life. She dreams knack of selecting always the proper sorority bowling tournament. Florence Bartlett, who spent the of her daughter, Pride, and yet some­ detail for his desired effect, and his A. A. U. W. winter term practice teaching in Con­ how she is always too busy to build cool, precise handling of those details, The American Association of Uni­ cord High School, has returned to up the circumstances necessary for is unequalled by any American writer. versity Women held their annual din­ the University for the spring term. her legitimate production and proper But to give him the faint praise of For Street or Sportdress ner meeting Thursday evening at 6.30 rearing. She achieves a sort of hap­ being an excellent journalist is not ... White Elk with Black Theta Upsilon to do him justice. There is something at the Commons. Members and in­ The Chapter has elected the fol­ piness in the end, but her life would beyond criticism about his work. One Loomed by the or Brown Calf... Leather Heel vited guests enjoyed a delicious din­ seem to most persons a tragedy. forgets the proprieties of writing in American Woolen Co. ner served in the president’s dining lowing officers for the year: Presi­ Ann Vickers is not at all a type, as connection with him. “Ann Vickers” __ J room. dent, Bernice Whitehead; vice-presi­ was George Babbitt. It is question­ Lined with Earl-Glo The guest of honor was Dr. Sara dent, Elinor Foss; secretary, Ruth able whether it would be possible for has no plot to speak of, and the char­ Witham; treasurer, Grace Hilliard; such a woman to exist on earth—she acters are poorly drawn, but it does Fidis of Brookline. Mrs. Fidis knows chaplain, Marguerite Ekdahl; alumni not matter. It has an immediacy of GY/ from first-hand experience the Russia officer, Elizabeth Coriveau; editor, is beautiful, passionate, strong- appeal, an electric quality, that drags of the past and of the present. Her Beda Anderson, and Pan-Hellenic willed, idealistic, brilliant, and a suc­ us from beautiful ponderings and the talk was intensely interesting, em­ cessful feminist, which is almost too passive contemplation of abstract BRAD MclNTIRE BRAD MclNTIRE phasizing living conditions among the member, Mildred Cockrane. much. In her we are shown all the values. It makes us vividly aware peasant and upper classes. She Tau Chapter of Theta Upsilon an­ bewildering conflicts that must have of the pulse of life around us, and of spoke, in particular, of student life nounces the pledging of Dorothy Mc­ troubled all women who have been be­ many evils and stupidities that must currency when all other prices have in Russia, and of the widespread in­ Laughlin of Greenland. set by feminist ideals and have found be done away with. And Mr. Lewis is East of the Water Tower fallen lower than ever before? As terest in education. Myrtle Sampson, ’32, was a guest them to be somehow inconsistent with no mere yammering agitator, display­ in their twenties dressed in overalls, (Continued from Page 2) Tex would say, “Hello suckers.” Dr. Naomi Ekdahl was a guest on Saturdav. happiness. We do not know and under­ ing his wares of horror for their sen­ hopping the freights with the men, speaker at an A. A. U. W. luncheon stand her as we knew and understood sational value. His purpose is clear. selling their bodies for the price of a It’s high time Bill Rugg came out meeting in Peterboro vacation week. Practice House George Babbitt, Carol Kennicott, The existence of evil troubles him, cup of coffee. most reserved and sedate seniors was in the open. Harris and McLaughlin Members were present from Keene The girls living at the house this Martin Arrowsmith, or Max Gottlieb. and he wishes to make us aware of Negatively unsocial, travelling sing­ seen in the Bean city during the va­ would have been most embarrassed and Peterboro. Her subject was “Psy- term are Alta Alexander, Mary Car- It is difficult to analyze Mr. Lewis’s that evil so we may arouse ourselves ly by day and having no interests ex­ cation strolling along Harrison ave­ had not Rugg’s name been on the bill cology Today.” Dr. Ekdahl is presi­ swell, Kate Burns, Priscilla Garrett, precise position as a man of letters. to its extermination. He has no cept food and lodging and, perhaps, a nue of all places. In passing, I might found for twenty-eight quarts of milk. dent of the Great Bay Branch of the Helen Rockwood, Frances Platts, Ger­ Considered as a novelist solely, his quack remedy to offer, but says: here, detached curiosity concerning the kid­ say that he had rather a dubious look­ We expect to see him wheeling a baby American Association of University trude Chamberlain, and Beatrice Wil­ and here, and here, you are wrong; napping of the Lindbergh baby or the ing specimen hanging on to his right carriage any day now. son. and it is in your power to remedy it. Sino-Japanese war, they talk little arm. Women. Theta Chi among themselves when they congre­ Watch out for fatter waist lines, Women’s Club Alpha Gamma Rho On Saturday, April 1, the Zero gate for the night in a flophouse or a Leave it to the College Pharmacy. Soon our lips we’ll smack; The Art and Literature Department Omega of Alpha Gamma Rho has Degree was given to the following: Life of Professional Sally station. They speak in low­ Depression or no depression they’ll We’ll all sport bright red noses of the Women’s Club met on Wed­ elected and installed the following of­ Allen Mitchener, William Stobie, Wil­ Hobo Now at Highest ered voices—their spirit not crushed, get business. Many of the lads are ’Cause beer is coming back. nesday, April 5, with Mrs. F. D. ficers for the ensuing year: President, liam Weir, Howard Ordway, Jere­ but drugged, paralyzed, numbed by showing signs of rounded shoulders Jackson. A review on “New Books Howard Prince; vice-president, Cur­ miah Chase, Edson Gaw, Frank Peak of Prosperity the constant beating of the surf of from leaning over the counter. It of the Year” was given by Mrs. Rich­ tis Dearborn; secretary, Dana Good­ Musgrove, Duncan Hunter, William (Continued from Page 1) futility—confining their conversation can’t be a brunette that attracts them. ard Kimball. win, and treasurer, Benjamin French. Kidder, Charles Mason, Thomas largely to the comparative advan­ Fifty Report for Baseball Mathews, John Orr3 Fred Schipter, however, will give a free cut during tages of the various towns they have (Continued from Page 3) Folk Club Lambda Chi Alpha Wayne Stevens, and James Woodman slack hours. hit in their wanderings. Occasionally “Who stole the lock on the hen The regular meeting of the Univer­ President Lewis, Dean Pettee, Wil­ of the class of ’36. Other initiates For the professional hobo, these one man will raise his voice in a scath­ house door?” It looks like the mys­ several years, while Harvard and Bos­ sity Folk Club will be held in the fred Osgood and Harry Page were were Howard Wilson, ’34, Edwin times are the peak of prosperity. Hard ing denunciation of reputed million­ tery may be solved. Three of the col­ ton University are also scheduled. Community House Tuesday, April 11, guests on Founder’s Day, which was Gale, Stanley Manning, Kenneth to distinguish from the victims of the aires. When this happens, the others lege hens were seen attending classes These teams, together with Hebron at three o’clock. There will be elec­ observed April 5.' depression, he shares all their manna. in Murkland Tuesday morning. So and Andover will turn out some of Reardon, and Theodore Darling of the By begging with a hard luck story— smile at each other, tap their temples, what? the highest brand of ball to be seen tion of officers for the coming year, class of ’35. shake their heads, and shun the agi­ on New England diamonds this spring. and an attractive program has been Phi Mu Delta Following the initiation of Tues­ “working the main stem”—he often tator. The schedule is as follows: arranged. Thirty-six couples attended a vic- day, April 4, a banquet was held at cleans up as much as fifteen dollars This class of parasites has always Mahatma Ghandi has again burst Apr. 21. Sanborn Seminary at Durham. trola party which was held at the the chapter house. Guests were in a single afternoon. Trainmen are existed, but where there was one five into publicity. After dropping out of Apr. 25. Austin Cate Acad, at Durham. Phi Sigma lenient, passage easy. His “work,” the limelight for many months, it is May 1. B. U. Freshmen at Durham. Phi Sigma, honorary zoology so­ chapter house last Friday evening. Joseph Innis, ’31, Willis Currie, ’31, however, hardens the lot of the un­ years ago, today there are a thousand. May 6. Philips Andover at Andover. Howard Hall, ’34, has received a Professor Hitchcock and Professor Can society reassimilate all of them, now reported that Wall street is giv­ May 9. Harvard Freshmen at Cam­ ciety, held a supper meeting at Dr. bid to the Blue Key, senior honorary Tirrill. willing panhandler, souring the gen­ or, for the next twenty years, will ing 2-1 odds that he will don cello­ bridge. Parmenter’s home on Madbury Road erosity of those who have been “hit phane pants by Easter. Well, any­ May 13. Tilton School at Durham. Wednesday evening, April 5. society. Guests during the past week at the up.” Those who have homes and three they wander about the country, al­ May 17. Philips Exeter at Kxeter. Ralph Miller, ’31, spent a few days chapter house were Allen Willan, ’31, ways driven on by the “Two nights thing’s handy for Mahatma Ghandi. May 23. New Hampton at Durham. of his vacation during the past week, Gordon Wheeler, ’28, Carl Smith, ’32, meals a day are, when accosted for only” signs in the flophouses, begging May 26. Hebron at Durham. French Club here on campus. He has been em­ Charles Hanna, ’32, Robert Morrison, the first time, often genuinely sur­ their very lives, a mock of civiliza­ Perhaps one of our local dining Le Cercle Francais held its meeting ployed by Grant’s of Philadelphia. ’32, and Harold Wheelock. prised that a fellow creature is actu­ tion until they gradually die off? Or places have now found out that peo­ last night with Mr. Grigaut. Re­ ally hungry. But after several do­ will their numbers increase, fed by a ple that live in glass houses shouldn’t freshments were served. Phi Delta Upsilon nations he learns to spot the seedy society that cannot sustain itself, un­ throw stones. They were told last Theta Upsilon Omega A victrola party was held Friday coat and the kicked out shoes yards til—what? Whatever the Mene Mene Wednesday to pay the not so small NOTICE Alpha Chi Omega A victrola party was held Friday night. Dr. and Mrs. Slanetz chaper­ away and keeps his eyes averted as he Tekel Upsarhin may mean, these sum of “do ra me” that they owed Alpha Tau Chapter of Alpha Chi night, with Professor and Mrs. John­ oned. passes them. homeless of today will carry to their one of our local power companies by Dr. Charles Duncan of the Omega announces the pledging of son acting as chaperones. Stanley Morrill, class of ’27, and Most of these homeless are middle- graves the mental ulcers of warped Saturday A. M. at ten o’clock or it State Health Department will Marie Langlois of Lebanon. Carl Thunberg of Concord was a Dean Williamson, ’32, were week-end aged or are approaching middle-age. viewpoints and repressed bitterness would be just too bad. A little bird speak to the group in Citizen­ recent visitor at the house. guests at the house. Few of them are under thirty, and constantly twinged by physical ail­ must have told me. ship on Friday, April 7, at 11:00 Alpha Xi Delta Election of officers at the last Elections for the coming year are: almost none, on this side of the Mis­ ments caused by undernourishment, o’clock in Murkland Auditorium. Elizabeth Wall, Marjorie Phillips, meeting resulted in the following: President, Philip Thomas; vice-presi­ sissippi, are under twenty-five. West irregular living, poorly fitting shoes, Perhaps Durham is different but Everyone is cordially invited to and Mary Holmes were pledged into President, Courtney Williams; vice- one meets many who cannot be more inclement weather, and nights spent why should us poor guys still have to attend. president, Richard E. Brown; secre­ dent, Morrill Barnett; secretary, than fourteen or fifteen years old. perforce sleeping in snowbanks. shell out fifty dollars of good U. S. Tau Chapter of Alpha Xi Delta Thurs­ tary, Morey G. Howe, and treasurer, Raeburn MacDonald, and treasurer, West, also, is a surprisingly great Editor’s Note: The material for this day evening, March 30. Parker Hancock. Chester Perkins. number of women on the road chiefly article was gathered by actual experience.