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Michigan Wolverines Concordia Cardinals (0-0, 0-0 B1G) The Rage Page (0-0, 0-0 WHAC) Volume XV Issue I The Official Newsletter of the Maize Rage 29 October 2013 Cardinals projected starting line-up: Welcome back to the Crisler Center! Our season begins with an exhibition game 3 Josh Fugate 6’2” G against our neighbors, the Concordia Cardinals. Be aware of a few new faces, as we have six additions to the roster. Let's keep the intensity we had in Atlanta in You can find him working at Zingerman’s or April and help our Wolverines get off to a great start this season. obsessing over Batman. 4 John Schaeffer 6’0” G We Meet Again: Today, the Cardinals made the 5.2 mile trek to Crisler for the first time in three years. Andrew Patrick (#14), Olsen, and Schaeffer, were the only current Cardinals He has caught all 493 Pokemon, and you can find his "comedy" on Twitter @Johnny_L8Night. present. Olsen's Twitter background is a picture of him guarding NBA rookie, Tim Hardaway Jr. That night, Jordan Morgan led the team in scoring. He totaled 23 points in 26 12 Ed Shinevarre 5’10” G minutes, and the Wolverines won 86-65. His 21st birthday was yesterday. He is probably still feeling the effects today. Star Struck: If there's one thing the Cardinals all have in common it's that they like Michigan basketball. Many posts, tweets, and statuses from the team are rooting for our 15 Jesse Schienke 6’7” F Wolverines. They probably even want us to win this game. He averaged 6.9 points per game last season and made 52% of the shots he took. Briefly: Assistant Coach Kyle Thomas is currently enrolled in Concordia University - Wisconsin. Schaeffer's 3 point field goal percentage from last year is 43.4%, only 0.6% shy 20 Aaron Olsen 6’5” F of Nik Stauskas’s. James Ranc (#10) has won his family reunion egg toss three years in a In the last contest, the only stat he recorded in his 6 row. Only four Cardinals are not from Michigan. Tyler Smith (#23) is madly in love with minutes of playing time was 2 missed field goals. Colbie Caillat. HC Ricky Yahn The Rest of the Cardinals: Makenzi Kurvits-Statum (#0), Cameron Houston (#11), Joe He played at the same high school as John Beilein. Remstad (#22), Tyler Smith (#23), Austin Elam (#30), Jake Orwick (#32), Brandon Miller It is his 1st year as head coach at Concordia. (#33), Trevor Travis (#34), Ababacar Ndoye (#50) To comply with the Big Ten sportsmanship code, the Keep it classy, Rage: As one of college basketball’s premiere student sections, it’s important that we “Bum of the Game” has been replaced by the “Player refrain from swearing or using other slurs throughout the game. The University of Michigan is an institution to Watch”: Josh Fugate of class, and as a collective representative, we need to uphold this standard. The Rage Page is produced by the Maize Rage, an independent student group, for University of Michigan students only. It is funded by the Michigan Student Assembly and does not reflect the views of the Michigan Athletic Department or the University of Michigan. Have questions, comments, or potential future Rage Page material? Contact Maegan Mathew, Rage Page Editor ([email protected]) Air Glenn: As if one season of alley-oops and high-flying 360 Cheers: Be steady and DON’T SPEED UP dunks wasn't enough, GRIII is primed to leap to new heights Offense: Defense: this year. In fact, he can now jump high enough to require a - Here we go Michigan, here we go! - Popcorn (Jump up and down while new Vertec apparatus. The Vertec measures vertical leap (clap clap) screaming OHHHHH!!) using a set of movable tabs at different heights. The highest - Let’s Go Michigan! (clap, clap, clap - Bounce! Bounce! Pass! (Yell tab on Michigan's Vertec is 12'3" off the ground, and Glenn hit clap clap) “bounce” when the opposition it during preseason workouts. Prepare for a show from GRIII. - Go, Blue, Go! (clap clap clap) dribbles, and “pass” when they pass) - Let’s Go Blue! (clap) Diaper Dandies: Following last year's success, many eyes - Go Blue! (clap clap) turned to the incoming class as a key part in a repeat performance. Derrick Walton Jr., Zak Irvin (former “EH”-BOMB: When Nik Stauskas makes a three drop back in your seats as if teammate of Gary Harris), and Mark Donnal highlight the a bomb has violently shaken the Crisler Center and yell “Eh” like you’re freshman class, supported by walk-ons Cole McConnell, Sean Canadian Lonergan, and Andrew Dakich. Maybe broadcaster Dan Dakich will like us now. The Bacari Corner A Tribute to coach Bacari Alexander and his Tweets: DON’T FORGET! The next pod for selecting tickets starts: Tuesday, November 12 for Coppin State, Houston Baptist, Oct. 23: "Glenn Robinson III has had a focus level like no and Arizona other. Really pleased with his ball handling, but he's no Spike when it comes to that." Visit our website at maizerage.org and Oct. 23: "Derrick Walton Jr is ooooohh weeee! follow us on Twitter @UMMaizeRage. To Translation: Get to Crisler Center because he makes sign up for weekly newsletters and everyone around us better. #speeddemon" important Rage tidbits, send an email to [email protected] requesting that Oct. 26: "The City Championship is on the line Tuesday your name be added. night at Crisler Center. #getthere".