THE KARMA BUMS ______________ A Full-length Play in Two Acts by Cindi Sansone-Braff An aging, down-and-out, one-time-Oscar- nominated Diva inherits a New Age business from her late Wiccan aunt and proceeds to wreak havoc on the pack of metaphysical misfits who run the joint. It’s the classic fish-out-of-water story, or Monster-in-the- house story with Cathy Cloony-Colucci, a larger-than-life-material girl, scheming her way through an over-the-top-spiritual world. August 2021 Draft 38 Clinton Avenue East Patchogue, NY 11772 Phone: (631) 879-3287 E-Mail:
[email protected] Member of the Dramatist Guild i Cast of Characters Cathy Cloony-Colucci: A woman in her late 40s. Destiny: A woman in her early 40s. Doc: A man in his late 40s. Bobbi: A woman in her late 20s. Dick: A man in his late 20s. Rita: An 80-years-young woman. Casting Note I strongly encourage diversity in casting. Scene The entire play takes place in The House of Karma Psychic Reading Room. Time The Present, Evening, April Fools’ Day ii THE KARMA BUMS A Full-length, Two-Act Play ACT I Scene One ... April Fools’ Day, Evening. Scene Two ... Summer Solstice. Evening. Scene Three ... A week later. Early Evening. ACT II Scene One ... A few days later. Evening. Scene Two ... July 3. The middle of the Night. Scene Three ... A few hours later. Just before dawn. Scene Four ... A few hours later. Morning. THE KARMA BUMS ACT I Scene 1 April Fools’ Day, Evening.