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Bridesmaid’sto the Pledge I, , being of sound mind and happy heart, joyfully agree to be your bridesmaid. I pledge to uphold the following provisions and ask that the bride uphold the points set out in the Bride’s Pledge to Her Bridesmaids. I pledge to bring laughter and smiles into your life whenever you’re feeling stressed.

I pledge to take your frantic calls regarding cake decorators and try my hardest to take your concerns regarding buttercream versus fondant seriously.

I pledge to hold my tongue if I do not like the flowers, venue, and/or color scheme you pick for your . I will remember that it is your wedding, not mine, and that I am your bridesmaid, not your event planner.

I pledge to attend your and , if distance and finances permit, and I ask that if I can’t come, you know that it’s not because I don’t want to be there. I know you might be sad, but I ask that you understand.

I pledge to wear whatever bridesmaid you deem perfect for your special day, though I ask that it not be too shiny or too tight.

I pledge to be a source of positivity and encouragement to you.

I pledge to be on time the day of the wedding (despite any previous difficulties with punctuatlity).

I pledge to help calm your nerves as we wait for the , be it with drugs and alcohol or hugs and squeals.

Maid of Honor Clause I pledge to plan a bachelorette party you will actually enjoy. It will be classy, it will be fun, but most importantly, it will be you. There shall be no objects shaped like a penis and absolutely no baked goods in the shape of undergarments or shoes.

I pledge that your bridal shower shall not involve gowns made of toilet paper.

I pledge to toast you at your wedding. I pledge not to mention your ex’s or that one time in Cabo, and I pledge not to have too much to drink before the toast (afterwards, all bets are off).

Most importantly, I pledge to be what I pledged to be the day we became friends: there for you through it all, the best friend I can be.