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destined for design Senior fashion design show takes center stage at Lincoln Center Sports History is in the By Bailey Constas | Page 12 making at CSU basketball senior night. Page 15

Music Snowball more like snowballer as in this music festival is baller. Page 10

Dance Dance your heart out ... out of the goodness of your heart. Page 20 2 Friday, March 8, 2013 calendar the weekend FRIDAY THE MUST DO

Je Dunham When: Friday, March 8 at 8 p.m. Where: 1STBANK Center in Broomfi eld, 11450 Broomfi eld Ln. Cost: Starts at $59

Do you love puppets? No judgements. No okay, that’s weird but we’ll roll with it. If you love puppets enough to pay $59, Je Dunham is arguably the most famous ventriloquist in the U.S. — the only one I’ve ever heard of, anyway — and he’s com- ing to Colorado. This Friday he’s in Broomfi eld, so get your puppet pants on and go see him.

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Centennial Children’s Chorus DubSkin free show When: Saturday, March 9 at 5 p.m. When: Saturday, March 9 at 8 p.m. Where: Lincoln Center Performance Hall Where: The Aggie Cost: $6 Cost: Free, wow!

Everyone says children have voices If you don’t have the dough to see like little angels, right? At least when ‘Legally Blonde’ or Je Dunham, or they want to. The Centennial Chil- even the $6 for the children’s chorus, dren’s Chorus will be performing in head on up to the Aggie and enjoy ‘Legally Blonde the Musical’ honor of its 30th anniversary with the this free show! To clarify, DubSkin is When: March 7 through May 19 on select Thursday evenings, every Friday and Greeley Children’s Chorale, totalling reggae, not dubstep, so no bad jokes Saturday evening and Sunday matinees about 240 kids. Wow, that’s a lot of about it being free because of its genre. Where: Midtown Arts Center talented children. Believe me, I’m disappointed too. Cost: $49 per person for dinner and show

It’s important not to judge a book by its cover, as Elle Woods (Kara Dom- browski) proves in the Broadway hit ‘Legally Blonde.’ In case you live under a CORRECTION rock, this play’s about a woman who goes to Harvard to win back a boyfriend Due to an editing error it was incorrectly stated in Thursday’s edition of the Col- and discovers just what she can do with comprehensive knowledge of the legal legian that CSU holds the tiebreaker over UNLV for second place in the Mountain system. It’s a little pricey, but you get dinner too so whatever. West standings based on the team’s better record against San Diego State. In fact, the tiebreaker will be based on the team’s record against top-seed New Mexico, See www.midtownartscenter.com for more details. which UNLV wins. The Collegian regrets its error. Beat Nevada on Good Luck RAMS! Saturday! VISIT OUR CampusWestLiquors.com Join our email club for a chance to NEW WEBSITE! win a $100 gift certificate! @campuswliquors

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weekend excursion guide gear in FoCo This week I with decent selection, but they are decided to a little pricier. break away What I am greatly surprised from my to discover is a resource right on normal hik- campus: the Outdoor Programs of- ing recom- fice has just restructured their gear mendations. rental department. For $10, you can Instead, I get basically unlimited gear for a thought I month, and for $40 you can rent would let for a semester. All you have to do you in on is swing by the equipment desk in some of the the Rec. By Kevin Bartz resources The only drawback I can see available is a smaller variety of gear and no right here in Fort Collins. This way, real selection. Also, they do not we can start talking snowshoeing, rent out skis. But honestly, they’ve mountain biking and maybe even got the gear that’ll get the job back country skiing. done, as I was ecstatic to learn. Obviously, we are well into Now, I have one last sugges- winter, and there are plenty of tion in terms of gear. For those adventures to be had in the snow, who love to hike year round, you so let’s live up to Colorado’s snow- have to look into a traction system bunny reputation. for your boots. These perform the Remember that we live in Fort same basic function as chains on Collins, where the endless planes your tires when you slip your boot sweep into the rocky ridges and into these sharp metal contrap- pine-blanketed mountainsides. We tions that looks like instruments enjoy our locale. This means there of torture. But trust me, it is worth are tons of places to get what you it. They transform sleek slopes need almost right off of campus. of glistening ice into level, dry I found that the best place pathways — figuratively speaking, to find what you need in town is of course. JAX. A pair of snowshoes will only Okay, I know what you all cost you $12, and a pair of trekking are thinking. What am I going to poles goes for $2. For the most do once I get my hands on some part, y’all are dealing with great snowshoes? For that, my friend, gear quality and selection. This is you must wait till next week’s also a place to keep in mind if you article. But get ready for snow and are looking to grab some skis, or mountain air. even a splitboard if you want to do Outdoor Beat Reporter Kevin some backcountry. Bartz can be reached at entertain- REI also has amazing gear [email protected]. THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN COLLEGIAN rampage Friday, March 8, 2013

Ramtalk: The Rest of the story Thank God for ‘Green Geese’ By Davis English these “Green Geese” back to campus with them. plaza proselytizers The Rocky Mountain Collegian The exotic birds are expected to thrive at CSU. Students are overwhelmingly excited about I’ve been with the cries of liberty resound- Based on the March 1 RamTalk — “The mo- the arrival of these feathered nugget producers. away from ing throughout the land. People ment when you think you’ve spotted weed on your Sophomore CSU student Chan Fredick is ec- CSU for speak freely and practice (or not) floor and then you realize it’s just goose poo.” static about the discovery. almost three whatever religion they choose. The “Chill,” Fredick said, “I can’t wait to go and clean months and U.S. Government has no power to Editor’s note: This column is satire and a up goose poo on campus. As soon as I’m done with something is mandate religious practices and no work of fiction. The Collegian is not liable if you these Bagel Bites dipped in soy sauce. Want some?” missing. right to curtail speech according try to consume goose droppings, or really any- A junior here at CSU is even building aviar- Just like to the Constitution. thing you find on the ground. ies for the creatures. Kimburly Oland is making in Fort Col- For Spain, that which was Geese are well known for what they choose what she calls “progress” on these bird homes. lins, I walk to established at America’s birth to drop from their humble bodies, as well as “Yeah, I mean, I’m going to do it eventually,” school every developed in the transitional pe- how often they choose to do so. Across the CSU Oland said as geese roamed around her filthy day past the riod after Franco's regime ended. campus, there is an obvious indicator that the house. “It’s just that this goose sh*t is really By Kate Winkle city plaza Society reacted in the opposite waterfowl have been nearly everywhere. Their good! Try some!” and after extreme of the oppression, and the diet consists mainly of grass and human souls, Scientists believe that environmental pres- class I walk home. years before reaching equilib- which is reflected in their stools that are spread sures in Colorado are what caused the geese to I have never been stopped rium were characterized by "sexo, so neatly around Fort Collins. start creating marijuana in preparation for the by someone “asking a few ques- drogas y rock & roll." Many young However, a newly discovered subspecies of passing of Amendment 64. The “Green Geese” tions” or had to avoid hefty people dressed and acted like goose has been secreting a substance that is are progressive and with the times. religious debate-screaming. characters from the Rocky Horror more valuable and sought after than the fabled Please be advised that if you see these You’d think it would be a breath Picture Show. golden egg — they expel marijuana. Geese are geese, keep calm and do not feed them. They’re of fresh air. As social rebellion mellowed, flying higher than ever. always hungry. However, in place of “Can I ask freedoms increased and so did The Fish, Wildlife and Conservation Biology you a few questions?” the few (very cultural pride. People from the Department here at Colorado State recently discov- Entertainment writer Davis English can be few) people who do stop me ask, area around again spoke ered and described this new species and brought reached at [email protected]. “Can I have a few cents?” Catalan, citizens of the Basque Just like in Fort Collins, this country spoke Basque, Galicians question catches me off my guard spoke Galician, and so on. and, although I’m not lying when And yet, the Spanish today are I say I don’t have change, I still not confrontational. Their religion feel the dual guilt and relief at and their cultural pride are not Importance of academic diversity rejecting their requests. It’s a little about evangelism. After so much As a creative and I’ve had my share of experi- how various texts and institutions reminder of home. oppression, people don't want to writing ences where it’s awfully easy to subversively enforce gender roles. Some may say I am lucky to force ideas on to anyone on the student, I make fun of another major. I know, I know, there’s a lot of ex- not have to deal with constant street. Mostly, they are content have had my I have two brothers who are citement there — just calm down. overt evangelism, but the lack of with their freedom and proud of fair share of both art majors, and there have The point I’m getting to here public speech reminds me that the their heritage. “Your-major- plenty of times where it was tempt- is that it’s a good thing we’re all history of the United States and Americans tend to take our is-so-easy” ing to give them grief for it — like studying different things, and it’s Spain are very different. history for granted — fed our academic those times where I’m up late labor- a good thing that writing papers Under the dictatorship of whole lives on notions of free abuse. And ing over a 12-page paper, and they’re is easy for some people because Francisco Franco — a name you speech and personal liberty, we each time freaking out because the leaves for others you’d think someone don't want to say too loudly on forget how sweet they can be. The I hear a on their flower pictures don’t look was dragging them through a the streets in Spain — people sounds of people condemning sarcastic, textured enough or are the “wrong” lake of lava trying to get them to were oppressed economically religion, sharing religion, pontifi- By Bayley Enright “I guess I shade of green, or whatever. churn out three pages. and ideologically. An attempted cating on the LSC Plaza, should should’ve Do you have any idea how easy So please, stop teasing the autarky worsened the economic be music to our ears. We have the been an English major,” or “You it is to make fun of them during music majors, the arts majors, crisis following the Spanish Civil freedom to speak. We have the write stories? That’s not re- times like that? Easy, perhaps, but the psychology majors or really War, and those who did not align freedom to listen. We have the ally school,” comment, my urge to not advisable. Just let me say, when anyone who is studying some- with Franco's conservative Falange freedom to share and to ignore and punch someone in the face intensi- you’re dealing with a stressed-out thing different than you. We do party either conformed or disap- to absorb. fies. But I don’t actually hit anyone, artist, don’t mock them while they need you computer science geeks, peared. Next time you cleverly avoid because we’re all adults here, right? still have their pencil in hand. but we also need those mathemati- Everyone was Catholic, or egregious evangelism with an Well, I guess legally that But you know what? Drawing cians and those interior designers. pretended to be. Everyone was on-the-spot excuse, give thanks is true, but all the “My major is leaves is hard. I may be able to write And just think how terrible Spanish — “Una, grande y libre” that you don’t have to listen and better/harder/more useful than that 12-page paper like nobody’s this world would be if we were all (One, great and free), according that proselytizers don’t have to be your major” teasing that goes on business, but my leaf looks like a engineering students, or all theatre to a nationalist movement slogan. silent. around here seems to suggest dead and flattened caterpillar. majors. Academic diversity is impor- Intentionally and ironically, people otherwise. Seriously, people. What I’m saying here is that tant, guys — let’s try not to squash it. were not free to speak dialects Kate Winkle is senior Journal- Now, you may be reading we all have our skills. I may not other than Castilian or practice ism and Technical Communica- this thinking, “Yeah, but you’re a know how to solve that calculus Bayley Enright is a senior Eng- their native culture. tions major. Her columns appear creative writing major, of course problem, and I may not know a lish major. Her columns appear Certain speech was silenced in every other Friday in the Collegian. you believe in a bigger and bet- thing about chemistry, but I can every other Friday in the Colle- Spain from 1939 to 1975. Letters and feedback can be sent to ter world of major equality” but analyze the snot out of Lady Mac- gian. Letters and feedback can be In contrast, America was born [email protected]. let me tell you, I’m not perfect, beth, and I can tell you all about sent to [email protected]. 6 Friday, March 8, 2013 entertainment CSU theatre students find their ‘Spark’ representations in the media, very Award-winning playwright Cardid Svich premiers new play few stories are out there,” Svich Theatre info: wrote. “The highest percentage of By Lianna Salva start, where the ideas come from, Jones said. homelessness among returning Wh at: Reading of “Spark” The Rocky Mountain Collegian how the characters are formed,” The OBIE awards are for vets from these two wars right now by Caridad Svich Gawronski said. “It's also really achievement in Off-Broadway are women, for example. I wanted When: Sun., March 10, 7 This Sunday, OBIE award- amazing getting to talk to a play- productions and awarded by The to look at service through both the p.m. winning playwright Caridad Svich wright because you can Village Voice newspa- warrior, the one who served, and Wh ere: University Dance will be present as her play “Spark” actually ask what their per in New York. the story of those who have stayed Theatre, UCA is read by a cast of CSU students. vision was, compare “We're a land- on the homefront.” C ost: Free and open to the And students here are not alone it to what you did or locked state, far from “Spark” is one of four plays public — as part of NoPassport Theatre didn't see, and see how the theatre marketplac- grouped into what Svich calls “The Alliance and Press, “Spark” is effectively they com- es, and … visits from American Quartet.” Svich has ei- currently being read around the municated their ideas working professionals ther lived in or had long, transfor- “What I liked most about world. to the audience.” with different, more mative visits to all locations these the play were the characters and “While issues may inspire the Walt Jones, direc- seasoned aesthetics, plays are set in. more specifically the way she heart of the work I write,” Svich tor of the Division of complement programs “As a freelance artist I know wrote the dialogue. Sometimes wrote in an email to the Collegian, Theatre and Dance at of any kind,” Jones all too well what it is like to live when I read a play there seems “at day's end, what I am interested CSU, invited Svich to said. paycheck to paycheck. I am the to be a lot of frivolousness, talk- child of immigrants and very in are people — their connections, CSU in order to expose Svich “Spark” tells the ing that isn't necessary. Svich their struggles, hope and joy.” students to profession- story of three North much grew up in a working-class gets right down to the point; She’ll get a chance to make als in the performing Carolina sisters, one of household. Issues of class and there isn't unnecessary dialogue. those connections with students arts industry. whom is a soldier returning from economic disparity are ones with That's what makes it believable,” who want to better understand “Students will meet an OBIE war. This production is ultimately which I am well familiar,” she Gawronski said. the playwright’s process. Ju- Lifetime Achievement award-win- to honor U.S. veterans and to raise wrote. “Theatre is a place of trans- Svich will be in residency until nior social work major Taryn ner who has carved out a distinc- awareness of the psychological and formation. I don't write finger- next Wednesday. The reading is Gawronski is looking forward tive voice in the theatre, multicul- social impacts of returning soldiers. wagging plays.” free and open to the public. to Svich’s visit to her Advanced tural distinction, someone who “So many women have served Gawronski found the play to Assistant entertainment edi- Playwriting class. has actually been successful in in both Iraq and Afghanistan, and I not only be realistic, but also satu- tor Lianna Salva can be reached at “I like seeing where people making playwriting her career,” think that still, in terms of fictional rated with a sense of humanity. 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PRESENTSBy Alex Hall 90.5 KCSU Fort Collins DJ Profile: James Churchman aka Dj Jay Cee Major and year: Communications major, business minor, sophomore Show: Fridays 5 p.m. to 7 p.m. Fun Fact: I collect different socks and wear two different ones at all times. Top 10 albums for the week Sallie Ford And The Sound Warm Soda — Some- 1Outside — Untamed Beast 6 one For You Bomba Estereo — Joy Formidable 2Elegancia Tropical 7— Wolf ’s Law Tegan And Sara — Woodpigeon — Thumb- 3 Heartthrob 8 tacks And Glue Local Natives — Roadkill Ghost Choir Hummingbird 4 9 — Quiet Light [Ep] Thao and the Get Nick Cave and the Down Stay Down — We Bad Seeds — Push 5The Common 10 The Sky Away This week’s album recommendation: — ‘Recover’ A band can count itself lucky if they get a lot of attention before releasing a full album, but it can also be a curse. For ’s Chvrches, it’s a matter of maximizing the positives and minimizing the negatives. While their debut LP won’t be available for several months, the trio has made a name for themselves with NME-applauded “Lies” and the Pitchfork-featured “Recover,” the latter of which heads this particular EP. It’s not particularly challenging music — at least not up front — but the melodies are exposed and vulnerable, the songwriting is focused and well-paced, and the band only needs three tracks to convince you they’re worth listening to. The band now has the difficult job of meeting or exceeding expectations with their full-length, but here’s hoping they complete that job with aplomb. A word of caution, though: never listen to “Recover” before going to bed, because that chorus is going to be stuck in your head for at least a few hours.

To be released March 25 in the UK and March 26 here. Vocalist has a law degree and a master’s in journalism. Member Lain Cook was a guitarist in Aereogramme. Final member played live with the Twilight Sad. 8 Friday, March 8, 2013 entertainment ‘Armitage’ on-stage YPO host play and fundraiser By Em Kribs The Rocky Mountain Collegian Play Info:

Armitage is two things: a What: ‘Armitage’ village in England, and a play be- When: Friday, March 8 at 8 ing performed at the University p.m., Saturday, March 9 at 2 Center for the Arts by the Young and 8 p.m., Sunday, March Producers Organization this 10 at 2 p.m. weekend. Where: Large Acting Lab at The play’s director and part- the UCA time theatre and cultural anthro- Cost: Free, barred to chil- pology major, Jessie Howard, dren struggled to summarize the play. “It’s one of a cycle of plays about a family … made up of fragments from a woman’s diary, her father’s Gala Info: memories.” The play’s page on Facebook What: Fundraiser Gala describes it as a tale of “desper- When: 2 to 5 p.m. ate love and suspicious deaths, of Where: UCA desire, murder, madness, grief and Cost: $4 for students, $5 for terror.” Essentially, it’s a play about everyone else a family. That’s not to say it’s family- friendly. “We’ve requested people not to anyone who enjoys a good book. bring small children; there’s a lot “It’s fantastically written,” she of language, violence and incestual said. sexual referencing,” said Howard. YPO is also putting on their Of those who may attend, Howard said the play would appeal See Gala on 9 entertainment Friday, March 8, 2013 9

GALA | YPO silent auction Continued from Page 8

fi fth annual fundraiser gala. “We want to get the commu- nity and other people, other the- atre and dance and music majors, involved,” said YPO Financial Director Sarah Taylor. Taylor said the purpose of the gala is to raise money for YPO so it can put on more shows. There will be a scavenger hunt, a showing of a fi lm by YPO, a design expo and a silent auction for creations made by YPO members. Items being auctioned include artwork and Fresh- objects made in art and costumes man Abbey classes. Seatherson “One girl gave me a purse she speaks with made to be auctioned,” Taylor gave Jacob Brooks as an example. “Things will be at rehearsal pretty cheap, so they’ll be a ord- for the YPO’s able to college students.” performance “It’ll be fun. It’s an odd part of ‘Armitage.’ of the day when most people have nothing to do,” said Taylor. The play will This event is family-friendly. be showing Entertainment Editor Em March 8 and 9 Unlimited Kribs (@the_em_dash) is a at 8 p.m. and sophomore international studies March 9th Toppings! major and can be reached at and 10th at 2 [email protected]. p.m. -$7.49 KEVIN JOHANSEN | COLLEGIAN 6”-$4.99 10” MoreMore thanthan 66 saucesauce andand MAKE HER THE ONLY Pizza 18 ingredient Hot choices!less 18 ingredientFresh, choices! or THING ON YOUR MIND. in 4 minutes SHOW HER YOU CARE. GET YOURSELF TESTED.

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970-232-9253 1335 W. Elizabeth #135 Mon-Sat: 10am-9pm Planned Parenthood of the Rocky Mountains Sun: 11am-8pm 10 Friday, March 8, 2013 entertainment “Rolling a ski trip and a music festival into one made for an incredibly exhausting few days, but it was defi nitely worth it.” MEGAN DEAVER | SNOWBALL  ATTENDEE Snowball music festival hits the slopes By Katie Salka the wintry backdrop Snowball’s The Rocky Mountain Collegian creators were aiming for. EVENT DETAILS It also means that festival-goers The term music festival usually will have the chance to enjoy a few What: Snowball Music conjures up images of warm sum- days skiing or boarding Winter Park Festival mer evenings and large crowds of Resort, which is o ering a special When: March 8-10 scantily clad music lovers, but the Snowball ski pass for the weekend. Where: Winter Park, CO Snowball Music Festival breaks out “Rolling a ski trip and a music Cost: Begins at $164 of this summertime mold. festival into one made for an in- For the past two years, Snow- credibly exhausting few days, but ball has o ered a music festival it was defi nitely worth it. Skiing musical diversity, Snowball also experience for those who love the makes anything better,” said Snow- makes a point of featuring local snow, and this year the festival is ball 2012 attendee Megan Deaver. acts along with the bigger, better- moving to Winter Park for another The goal behind Snowball known names. three days of music paired with extends beyond the weather, of “Local talent provides the winter conditions. course. The idea was also to pro- soul of the festival. What better “We just wanted to explore the vide a variety of acts so that many way to reach the true music fans idea of using snowy mountains di erent kinds of music fans could in Colorado than to involve and and winter weather as a festival enjoy the Snowball experience. inspire the local talent within the setting to o er an environment This year’s lineup includes a region,” Hughes said in the Denver that is unlike the common ‘sum- mix of electronic acts, such as Pretty DYLAN LANGILLE | COLLEGIAN Westword Blog interview. mer’ festival,” Latane Hughes, one Lights and Flying Lotus, a range Dada Life gets down in the Groove tent at Snowball Music Festival in This local talent added to the of Snowball’s organizers, said in a of rock bands, from Portugal. The Avon, Colo. last year. This year the three-day show in Winter Park snowy weather makes for a festival Denver Westword Blog interview. Man to Polica, and house DJs like will feature artists such as Pretty Lights, STS9 and Big Gigantic. that is Colorado through and through. With chilly temperatures Aeroplane. Music and Performing Arts and even a chance of snow in the “I love seeing electronic music, watching artists play actual instru- festival. “Getting both experiences in Beat Reporter Katie Salka can be weekend weather report, it looks with all the lasers and whatnot, but ments,” said Danika Rothwell, who one weekend was really cool.” reached at entertainment@col- like Winter Park will have just there is also something special about accompanied Deaver to last year’s In addition to providing legian.com.

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Senior fashion design students showcase work in “Destinations” By Bailey Constas The Rocky Mountain Collegian here can you observe a runway show full of designer pieces featuring themes from “urban edge” and “extreme altitudes,” to “mystic woodlands” and “European elegance?” No, it’s not Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week; it’s CSU’s Se- Wnior Fashion Show, “Destinations.”

Models for the The show features 25 student designers here,” said Stephanie Parrino, who is also a spring fashion show and the collections they’ve been working director of the show. “They just think we’re line up during the on since the fall. The theme was decided by a bunch of cowboys ... but there’s nothing dress rehearsal the previous class, many of whom studied else like this fashion show in Northern Thursday night in abroad. Colorado.” “There are a lot of designers who have With the standard of the venue raised, the Lincoln Center. a lot of European inspirations. Students the designers’ talent has raised with it. have studied couture in and Venezu- “This is the best set of designers we’ve ela,” said Megan Timlin, chair of the public had, as a whole they’re the best collections,” relations committee for the show. “One Timlin said. “There’s so much talent in the HITTING THE RUNWAY girl studied in , and she has a very fashion design department.” classic British look with top hats and long According to Timlin, companies have tapered jackets.” already bought a few of “We have active wear, day wear, eve- the designers’ collections. ning and street style with the colors and Others have been featured graphics,” Timlin said. in local magazines, and one A section of the show will be dedicated designer’s creation was THE SHOW to students studying draping techniques featured in Italian Vogue — who used recycled parachutes to create gar- a feat that not even many What: CSU Senior Fash- csu style ion Show ments, three of which were showcased at a professional designers can museum in Denver. claim. When: Friday, March 8, The major di erence between this show At the show will be 7:30 p.m., dinner begins and those in past years is the change of celebrity judges, including at 5:30 p.m. PHOTOS BY AUSTIN SIMPSON AND HUNTER THOMPSON | COLLEGIAN location to the Lincoln Center, as well as Project Runway designer Where: Lincoln Center ABOVE: Tatum duration of the show — instead of taking Fallene Wells, The Villager Cost: $10 for students Butnett models a place multiple nights, this year it’s a one- newspaper’s Scotty Iverson $20 for adults dress that will appear night spectacular. and a guest judge from 303 $60 for VIP dinner in Friday’s fashion “We have to try to fi ll 1,200 seats, but Magazine in Denver. and show show put on by we’ve already sold 900 tickets, so we’re The winners will get More information at CSU Fashion Group expecting it to be a big show,” Timlin said. certifi cates for their portfo- www.facebook.com/ International. RIGHT: The planning of the event kicked o in lios — and a taste of reality. csufashiondesignshow Jessie Weimer June, before the senior capstone class had “Seniors work so hard poses in a parachute even begun. for hundreds of hours for dress during a dress “We had a lot less time this year, and this show, but that doesn’t rehearsal Thursday we had a bigger venue,” said Jillian Hall, a even compare to how much night for the spring communications major and apparel mer- work they’ve had the (last) three years,” chandising minor, and one of the directors Timlin said. “This show signifi es their step fashion show in the of the show. “We have to fi t the VIP dinner, into the real world.” Lincoln Center. high school tours and the show into one Entertainment and student life beat re- night.” porter Bailey Constas (@BaleyLiza) can be “Everyone thinks that fashion isn’t reached at [email protected]. THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN COLLEGIAN sports Friday, March 8, 2013

By Andrew Schaller miss that.” The Rocky Mountain Collegian Hornung, Smith and Green formed their friendships early on uring the 2008-09 Rams’ five seniors to as they roomed together at differ- season, when then- ent times during their freshman CSU coach Tim Miles year and have experienced the suc- recruited four of the play last game in Moby cesses and failures of the program Rams’ current starters, the last four years. he couldn’t have predicted the suc- “It’s a unique ride that we’ve D had being that we started, we cess they would have this year. Seniors Dorian Green, Wes weren’t very good and now we’re Eikmeier, Greg Smith and Pierce one of the top teams in the Moun- Hornung, with the addition of tain West,” Smith said. Feeling of family The three roommates each fellow senior Colton Iverson, who joined the team last year, have led started his career as a Ram in the CSU to unprecedented success. 2009, with Eikmeier transferring Under the leadership of cur- to the team from Iowa State a year rent coach Larry Eustachy, the later, but the final member of the Rams have tied a program-record CSU starting five, senior center this year with 23 wins and have po- Colton Iverson, took a different sitioned themselves as one of the route. top teams in the Mountain West Iverson started his career at ahead of their season finale against the University of Minnesota, but Nevada on Saturday. after not seeing starter minutes “I’m very impressed with in his junior season, he decided them,” Miles, who is now the head to transfer to CSU to play out his coach at Nebraska, said. “I knew senior season. It’s worked out well this was gonna be a heck of a team for the Rams, as Iverson leads and coach Eustachy, I think, has the team with 14.4 points and 9.7 elevated their play to such a high rebounds per game. level that I think the sky’s the limit “I wish I could’ve had my for those guys.” whole career at CSU,” Iverson The Rams have succeeded said. “The two years that I’ve been thanks to a group of five seniors here, it’s been awesome, incred- that say their biggest strength is ible. We’ve got great fans, coach how they interact both on and off Eustachy coming in, taking us over the court. has really been a blessing and the Experience and chemistry is guys on the team have great char- the reason the undersized Hor- acter. I’m really just truly blessed nung can rank second in the na- to be here right now.” tion with 4.26 offensive rebounds After Saturday night, when all per game. the senior night festivities are over It’s the reason why with time and the Rams finish their regular running down against San Diego season slate against Nevada, the State in February, Green could feeling of walking into a packed find an open 3-pointer to give the Moby Arena will exist only in their Rams the lead. No matter what the memories. situation is, the Rams make each But the relationships that each other better. senior has built with one another “As individuals, we’re prob- will last much longer than that. ably not as strong, but together “These are friendships that we’ve played a lot of basketball,” will last a lifetime,” Hornung said. Eikmeier said. “So the experience “That’s what’s so special about this and familiarity is a big part of our program, when anybody comes on success. a visit here they see these here are That chemistry is something close guys that really care about that Rams have always had and each other and are gonna work have built upon the last four years. hard for each other.” “That’s what really sold me Assistant Sports Editor An- when I came here on a visit, I saw drew Schaller can be reached at how close the guys are, and it’s [email protected]. been that way every single year,” Hornung said. “We have a family environ- Top row left to right: Colton ment here and the relationships Iverson (45), Greg Smith (44), that you build here over the years, middle row: Pierce Hornung it’s something that can’t be re- (4), bottom row: Dorian Green placed, and I think we’re all gonna (22), and Wes Elkmeier (10). Kevin Johansen | COLLEGIAN 16 Friday, March 8, 2013 sports

“They’re more talented than their record shows ... Everybody is trying to get a win before the conference tournament starts.” Wes Eikmeier | senior guard

Men’s basketball One win shy of history By Quentin Sickafoose The Rocky Mountain Collegian Upcoming game

The CSU men’s basketball Who: Nevada team is on the verge of making Where: Moby Arena history, and one is the magic When: 6:30 p.m. Saturday number. Why: Senior Night, final The Rams have a single game home game of season remaining on their regular sea- Coverage: CBS Sports Net- son schedule — a home matchup work, Collegian.com live with Nevada Saturday at 6:30 game blog p.m. CSU is also one win shy of breaking the school record for most wins in a single season, cur- “Those guys are really good Sophomore rently at 23. players, and they’re going to get Guard Daniel “That’s special,” senior guard points. They’re going to do things Bejarano leaps Dorian Green said. “It would be a that a lot of other guys in this con- for a dunk in great achievement, but we know ference can’t do,” senior forward practice last we have a lot of basketball left to Greg Smith said. “We just have to week in Moby play. We’re so in the moment right have a lot of thought to how we Arena. Tomor- now that we’re trying not to focus play them.” row the Rams on it, instead on what we have to “Sometimes it will be contest- will play Nevada do to beat Nevada.” ing their shots and just making in Moby at 6:30 Nevada is currently sitting at sure they don’t catch the ball. If we p.m. for the last the bottom of the Mountain West take them out of some things, they home game. conference with a 12-17, (3-12 MW) will get frustrated, and we hope record. The Wolfpack is currently that that works for us.” Kevin Johansen | COLLEGIAN experiencing a hangover after Saturday will be the second going on a five-game win streak game between the Rams and Wolf- midway through the season, losing pack this season. The first time nine out of the next ten games the two met was on Feb. 6 in Reno, coming into Saturday. where CSU pulled out a four-point VOLLEYBALL AND FL AG F OOTBAL L Although CSU is the projected victory, 73-69. favorite, the Rams aren’t letting “As we saw the score down themselves look past Nevada. there last time, this isn’t an easy VO L UNTEER COACHES W ANTED “They’re more talented than game,” Smith said. their record shows,” senior guard With a victory, CSU will Wes Eikmeier said. “I’m sure they secure a tie for second place in the Season begins week of March 25th - May 4th play with a chip on their shoulder MW, giving them the No. 3 seed in 2 practices per week, games on Sat. mornings. too, everybody is trying to get a conference tournament based on win before the conference tourna- the tiebreaker of common record Volunteer position, 6-week season. GREAT FUN! ment starts. We’ll be ready for vs. New Mexico with UNLV. No Spring Break conflict! their best shot, and we’re going to “We definitely want to go out have to play well.” on top. We broke our streak, so Youth Volleyball grades 2-8 Starting guards, senior Malik now we have to continue a new Youth Flag Football grades K-8 Story and junior Deonte Burton one,” Green said. “You always want lead the Wolfpack. Story is averag- to play your best ball at the end of Contact Tom at 221-6385 ing 16.6 points per game while the season. We will have to do that Burton is close behind with 15.4, to make a run in the conference Season ends before finals week good for the fourth and sixth best and NCAA tournaments.” within the conference. Both scor- Men’s Basketball Beat Re- Please call 224-6027, TDD/TTY 224-6002, for accessibility assistance. ers are averaging more points than porter Quentin Sickafoose can be any CSU player. reached at [email protected]. sports Friday, March 8, 2013 17

WOMEN’S BASKETBALL Rams looking for a win at the right time in Reno By Haleigh Hamblin Caitlin Du y, who did not make a that game than it had shown on the The Rocky Mountain Collegian basket during Wednesday’s game. screen.” “I think we kind of have to The game Saturday night Road games are always a look at what we did last night, provides CSU (10-18, 6-9) with the challenge, especially coming o how we played against Boise — opportunity to come out strong a loss, but CSU will determine and past games like that — that within the fi rst minutes and prac- their Mountain West tournament we played really well,” junior tice their fundamentals against Saturday at Nevada. Sam Martin said. “It’s important Nevada (7-21, 2-13). The Rams play their fi nal to look at things we can get bet- “We need to work on fun- regular season game at 5 p.m. in ter at, and I think that going into damentals and we will be fi ne,” the Lawlor Events Center. Reno we really need to play our Heimstra said. During Wednesday’s game best.” The win will put the Rams in against Wyoming, CSU remained Nevada is led by Danika the right direction, going into the scoreless until nine minutes into Shark and Chanelle Brennan with MW tournament, but only if the the game and trailed the Cowgirls 13.4 and 13.3 points per game and CSU o ense is able to make the by 12 points. are looking for their third confer- shots on the fi eld. CSU has struggled to compete ence win. CSU currently sits sixth in in the early portions of games and Still not a match up to take the Mountain West standings, fi nds itself fi ghting in the second lightly, the Wolfpack pulls down and has clinched at least that half to catch up. 40.6 rebounds per game (No.2 seed in the conference tourna- “I just think it was an o MW) compared to CSU’s 34.8 (Last ment. The Rams can move into a night,” senior Meghan Heimstra MW) and a Mountain West third tie with New Mexico for fi fth with said. “We just need to work on the place 9.8 steals per game. a victory, but the Lobos won the o ensive end.” CSU has lost three out of their tiebreaker. Heimstra scored 32 points in last four games but played well in “We cannot overlook this team her fi nal game at Moby Arena and losses to top teams Fresno State at all ... they beat Fresno,” Heims- provided CSU’s only consistent and Wyoming. tra said. “They don’t have anything o ensive threat. “I think yesterday was pretty to lose, we just need to make sure The Rams not only need a motivating for our entire team,” we get the win.” KEVIN JOHANSEN | COLLEGIAN repeat performance by Heimstra, Martin said. “Obviously we had a Women’s Basketball Beat Sophomore Kara Spotton makes a shot at practice in Moby. Tomor- but also need support from junior bad start; I think if we had a better Reporter Heligh Hamblin can be row the Rams will play Nevada in Reno at 5 p.m. to fi ght to over- Hayley Thompson and freshman start we would have been more in reached at [email protected]. come their 6-9 conference record. 18 Friday, March 8, 2013

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By Katie O’Keefe The Rocky Mountain Collegian

aturday at 4 p.m. in the out of their (campus) restaurant.” Lory Student Center For Richardson, this event Theatre, rock stars will be has a special meaning. She will be introduced. dancing in honor of a child she Like a typical rock used to nanny for who lost her Sconcert, there will be dancing and battle due to an illness two years cheering — but these aren’t your ago. In the time she spent at Chil- average tattoo covered, guitar dren’s Hospital visiting the child, breaking rock stars, these are kids Richardson said she appreciated and their families who have been the support from the staff. treated at Children’s Hospital and “The people there are are coming to CSU to be intro- phenomenal,” she said. “They duced in front of some of their really made us feel like we were biggest fans. the biggest thing going on in their CSU’s Dance Marathon orga- lives and everyone generally cared nization will host a six-hour event about what was happening.” during which students and com- Knowing that the funds will munity members can celebrate benefit many different children is one their fundraising efforts at the first of the greatest aspects in participat- ever Dance Marathon to be held ing in the organization, Richardson at CSU. Registration for the event said, and the most rewarding part will is $15 online at childrenscolorado- come the night of the dance. foundation.org under CSU Dance “I feel like being at the event Marathon, or the day of the event with the kids, being able to say that at check-in beginning at 3 p.m. we are donating all this money and Registration includes a t-shirt and that all these people are there to dinner from Panda Express. support them,” she said. “I think Since last semester, CSU that’s going to be the best part of it.” students have been raising funds According to Dingle, each hour as part of a nationwide movement. of the Dance Marathon will focus Students across the country from on a different theme. The main Dance Marathon organizations focus will be on the children who on their campuses raise money to will be introduced at the beginning, donate to the Children’s Miracle “so everyone knows they are the Network Hospital in their com- rock stars,” Dingle said. Any CSU munity, according to childrens- students or members of the Fort miraclenetworkhospitals.org. Collins community are welcome to The efforts culminate with a participate in the event. night of dancing and entertain- People who are unable to do- ment in which students and com- nate or pay for the event but would munity members join together and still like to participate should “dance for those who can’t.” contact the organization, said In its inaugural year at CSU, Cameron Delphia, a representative members of the organization were for Dance Marathon. hoping to raise at least $2,000, “This is an event that we are said Amy Dingle, marketing chair hoping to bring back next year,” for CSU Dance Marathon. As of Delphia said. “So whether you Wednesday morning, the donation dance or donate or want to volun- amount had reached $9,223. teer or be involved in any way we “We’ve gotten a lot of support would love your support.” (from other organizations on cam- For right now, Delphia is pus) which is great,” said Brittney unsure how the event will turn out, Richardson, a senior econom- but the excitement level is high. ics and business major, who has “I think that when you get that helped organize the event. “CSU as many people together for an event a whole has been really fantastic that’s raising money for such a great with helping us with donations and cause, it’s only going to go well.” working with us a lot to find the Collegian Writer Katie O’Keefe theater to put (the event) in, and can be reached at news@collegian. even Panda is letting us serve food com. Friday, March 8, 2013 21

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