Robin Tyler Entertains Crowd with R'Humor
pushing and Ihe baby was born she to help her lo keep from digressing She added, "I agree with the right- imitation and received air en By JOHN MORAN APRIL 27, 1982 screamed, 'Jesus Christ!' ". She ad too often. to-lifers — If you don'l they'll kill thusiastic applause. Robin Tyler can be as hilarious ded that this bil didn't go over well Tyler lold the audience aboul her you." After the show she pialsed and outrageous as Lenny Bruce or when she performed at Mormon experience at age 16 when she saw a "A man once asked me, 'You Richard Pryor as the comic gcnlin Richard Pryor, but the similarities College. man's "thing." "1 was very naive. sleep with women. Does that mean of our era, "He can admit when Danes Win Two Games Despite Weak Defense end there. She is a Jewish feminist Tyler, who has been performing He took il otil and I saw two big you hate, men?' I said, 'You sleep he's wrong, as he did*, uboiu his lesbian who cracked her jokes last as a comic for over 15 years and has pjirple tumors below It. I thought with women. Do you hate men?' " remarks on women." She said lluil night in the PAC Reeiilal Hall. released 3 albums covered a variety he only had six months to live." She Throughout the night the he lold ihe audience at n perfor • "Humor is the razor sharp edge of areas including Ihe Reagans, Ihe told him she wouldn't lake off her predominately female audience mance she saw that he Is not going Albany Wins Slugfest with Middlebury; of trulh," she lold Ihc audience of . art of comedy, the women's move clothes unless he gol out of the car. responded warmly to Tyler and she lo do anymore while man's musics about 100. She began her perfor ment, and lesbianism. She insisls she drove away. ribbed Ihe men aboul doing after his contract is up for lite two mance reminding ihe crowd that She related the difficulty of being "crotch checks" ("It's still there") he is obligated lo. Splits Twinbill with Division I Colgate Jesus was Jewish, "and people "Ronald Reagan has given me a gay in Winnipeg, Canada as a during ihe performance. forget that." whole new career. I know many of young woman. "I lold my mother Near the end of the show she Tyler feels thai Pryor was dislik Ihc lineup for the entire ing marathon 23-17. She told ihc small but en- you arc gelling your student aid cut and she started (o lake il well after began lo gel serious about the slate ed by many people when he sinned By MARC HASIMX doublclteadcr. Rowlands had been A backfired coaching decision thusisastic crowd that only a man but some of us have lo survive," sitting shiva." of comedy. "Television uses you up conveying ihe Black experience Hill under the weather the previous On the baseball diamond, good gave Colgate Ihe lead lo slay in the whould have written the song she said. like last food. Most humor on T.V. side of the norm for black come week and had to miss the SUNYAC " defense usually beats good offense. first game of Saturday's twinbill. In "Silent Night" because "when a She had no kind words for Nancy She uses words like faggot and I call disco humor. It's just fast, on dians. doublchcaders that were played. This has not exactly been the case Ihc fifth inning, Mike Garlntan was woman is in labor it is not a silent Reagan. "Nancy has the personali dyke to lake away the onus in ihe ly occasionally 1'un.ny, and makes "He was being true lo Ills ex for the Albany Slate men's baseball on Ihe mound for Albany, leading Willi strong winds blowing out of night," To dramatize Ihis she coax ty of a snail on valium. She alts same way Lenny Bruce used offen no attempt lo define Ihe truth." perience just us I have to be line to team. Despite having a record of by a score of 4-3, when with one out the park Friday afternoon, Albany ed the qudience in singing the song formed a support group called sive language. She continued,"Humor1 is based my lesbian experience, You have 10 6-4 so far litis season, Ihe Danes Colgate had runners on second and won a homerun derby against Mid while she laid on her back on a Ladies against Women." Once arrested for female imper on anger and anger is a healthy be truthful on stage." defense has definitely left much lo third. Collins elected to intentional dlebury at University Field by a piano bench and supplied the Her style is one of bouncing from sonation in New York she quipped, emotion. Anyone who isn'i angry The presentation was sponsoicd be desired. ly pass the next Colgate hitter, score of 23-17. All lold, seven screams of labor. one story lo another so quickly that "Why shouldn't I be a female im todtfy must be crazy." Tyler closed by Speakers Forum and Ihe "Wc back ourselves inlo the cor hopefully selling up an inning en round trippers were hit during the " "After Mary was finished she asked a member of the audience personator — Phyllis Shaflcy is." Ihe show singing a Judy Garland Feminist Alliance. ner a lol by booling Ihe ball around ding doublcplay. With bases load contest, while a tolal of six pitchers and not playing menially sound ed, Ihc next Colgate batter blasled a look the mound for both squads, baseball," said head baseball coach grandslam pulling the homclenm For Ihc Danes, Tom Verde, Tony Mark Collins, who noted that up 7-4. Moschclla and Hob Conklin all because of Ihc inclement weal her homered and first baseman Rich that forced Ihe cancellation of early "Thai look a little wind out of Wander had three triples, driving in season games causing rigorous our sail," said Collins. • five runs. 3§i Friday scheduling front here on in, Ihe The Danes look lite second game The Danes' hottest hitler all I ALBANAI • AMVYZ •a' Danes have nut been able lo get 12-7 as Ralph Volk went ihc season long, catcher Jerry Rosen STUDENT much defensive field work between distance for Albany. Volk "did a weni six for seven on the long after* April 30, 1982 games. good job," according lo his coach, noon, while contributing six rihbics PRESS Nevertheless, Ihe Danes managed Offensively, the Danes were back towards Ihe winning cause. Slate University of New York at Albany copyright © 1982 the ALBANY STUDENT PRKSS CORPORATION Volume LXIX Number 21 lo overcome some sloppy play lo in thai .339 form, their current "It was it war out there,*' said Ihe lake two of three games last leant balling average. Cciilcrficldcr Danes' junior receiver. weekend. On Saturday, Albany Hugh Davis went four for five and traveled lo Colgate and split a pair Jerry Rosen (.425) continued his The Danes continue their fierce torrid hitting by going two for three Capital District rivalry with Divi Students Plan Protest of Bus IDs Catcher Jerry Rosen not only can capably handle (lie Dane hurlcrs, hut he will! the Division I Red Raiders. ami a walk. The Danes also sion 1 Siena ai Blccckci Stadium, is also hilling a torrid .425, (Photo: Sunn Steinkamp) The day before, Albany outlasted Ihe Middlebury Panthers in a scor welcomed back Bruce Rowlands to Wednesday evening al 7:30 p.m. "My greatest concern," he saud, "is not to destroy bus service. We Fear IDs Step Toward Fares want to sltow Dennis (Stevens) Monday thar he can*t-enforce* this- policy. It's just loo much of a has one in the bus foes". He believes Softball Squad Second in Albany Invitational... By BETH BKINSKK sle." (Plant Operations Manager Dennis) SA President-elect Mike Corso Stevens is a slick administrator, he gels a bad pilch she can still put it Ihc only Dane run. A boycott of IDs has been said he was "upset Stevens didn't By PHIL I'lVNICK realizes this is a way lo get sludenls pasl the infield," said coach Lee Al this point, Stony Brook had organized by SASU representative ask for any student input.'.' Albany's W.omcns softhall learn IT Scott Wexlcr in response to a new used to being checked." Rhenish about her left fielder scored 23 runs for the weekend lo ;-3tWw According lo Corso, Stevens said finished second in Ihcir own tour Wundcrlich. go along with a 1-1 record. Mbany policy requiring bus riders to show there was no lies with any bus fees Stevens said a major reason for nament—The Albany Invita Trudi Eisaman had three hits as managed just 8 runs with ihcir l-l their SUNY IDs beginning on May at all. i the policy was a safely precaution tional—this weekend. Albany, did Carol Wallace. Both Eisaman mark, while Onconta was winning 3. "Safety is most importanl," said against non-Univcrsily members Stony Brook and Onconta tied for and Wallace drew special praise both of their games scoring 21 runs. Wexler said students will be able Corso, "there's some validity to who have threatened the safely of the top spot in the four team tour from Rhenish: "Trudi always docs II would be an uphill battle if "to pick up green armbands at most what he (Stevens) is saying. If that's SUNY sludenls. nament with two victories apiece. a great job in ccnterfield and 1 ex Albany was lo win the tournament. bus stops during Ihc morning and all he is going lo do, then back him "However," said Wexlcr, "ac Stony Brook was awarded Ihc title pect her lo repeal as a slalc Allslar Not only would ihcy have to defcal all day in SA (CC116)" to wear in up 100 percent. Bui, I'm going lo cording lo the Administration at on the basis of Ihe second tie this season. Wallace played very Onconta, they would have to prolest. keep on top of it." breaker: head to heat' competition well defensively al first base as well destroy litem beyond all recogni "We're urging students noi to SUNY Central and (officer) John with Albany. The sci.ond measure Hcnighan (of SUNY Public Safety) as gelling some key hits in Ihe tour tion. Albany did 25-5. harass the bus drivefs, just lo refuse Wexlcr believes ihe reason buses was necessary, for Albany and whatever Incidents arc occurring are nament. The pitching was handled "I didn't like doing ii (running to show their IDs" said Wexler. are crowded is not due lo non- Stony Brook each scored 33 runs by Lynn Truss who hurled a Iwo-hit "Proceed on Monday, May 3 as if il at night not during the rush hours i.ii..i» I I's up Ihe score), their (Oneonla's) University members using ihe bus Home lo classcs;clusscs to home for the tournament. Total runs were Friday April 30" before the of day." Wexlcr believes "carding shutout. coach was upset, but il was a mailer service but because there aren't, Some fear the ID requirement is a step toward bus fares scored was the first tie-breaker. students on buses will nol have any The second game of ihe tourney of trying to win the policy was implemented. enough buses. The Danes opened up the action was a bil disappoinling lo ihe championship," said Rhenish. Wexler "is conviccd Ihis is step effect on buses." on Friday with a 7-0 win over Albany faithful—a 10-1 defeat al No less than four players had Binghamton. Freshman Nancy the hands or eventual champion three hits lo lead a 20 hit Albany at Wundcrlich was Ihe hitting star for Stony Brook. Albany could muster tack. KathyCuralolo and Eisaman the Danes—two triples and five Students Confront SUNY Demanding Gay Rights only three hits against Palrioi pit had three hits. Gibson had three in RBls. "She's so strong, even if she ching. Robin Gibson knocked in cluding four RBl's, wh'.lc kit law. Wundcrlich continued her hot hit- As a result, SUNY Chancellor limited to the Board Room by lack •-That ROTC, a program which By JOHN MORAN SUNY sludenls, he said, lui\U ling with three hits, including a Clifton Wharton agreed for the first ing stairwell doors and closing blatantly discriminates against gay been harassed and beaten foi heipil homerun and four RBls. A group of seventeen students lime lo hold full formal discussions down one elevator. The security men and lesbians, be removed from ...And Selected for First gay and. that even one sliidcni ,n Wundcrlich is either lied or leading from all over the state converged on gay and lesbian issues. guard prevented anyone from gel all SUNY campuses. Buffalo was beaten because Olll i almost every offensive category this Wednesday on a SUNY Board of The action was organized by Ihc ling off on the floor beneath the MeParllin lold (he Board since he siudcnts thought he was gay, Post-Season Tourney Bidseaso n for Albany. Carol Wallace Trustees meeting lo demand the SUNY Coalition of Lesbian and Board Room, where the spoke before them a year ago things After MeParllin fpol I The Albany State women's Softball leant will be competing in Ihcir hit a season-high Iwo homeruns in Trustees address the issue of Gay Gay Students and SASU to Chancellor's office is. have gotten worse for homosexuals. Chancellor Wharton suid,"H.r< •' first post-season tournament, it was announced yesterday. The Danes the Onconta game, being a three and Lesbian rights. demonstrate the need for a SUNY- The students quietly held up signs "ROTC has been established on on discussions held lasl nlclii, llti were selected to compete in the Eastern Rcgionals in which they will run shot. Opposing hurkers pitched widc non-discriminalion policy bas after entering the meeting, as the several campuses. 'Fag bashing' is Board has indicated they will htNt .i meet Glassboro College (New Jersey) at Glassboro on Wednesday in a around I.ori Uriggs for most of ihe ed on sexual or affcetional Trustees carried on their business. occurring-more often all oyer the full session to discuss a whole rilltgi best-of-threc series. tournament, but Ihc Albany catcher preference. The students, both After the Trustees finished their country." •k '\ ^MB •- (of issues on ihis topic)," Glassboro currently sporis a 9-4 record, and Albany is 7-2. "I guess still managed to score five runs •tLL^S>M homosexual and heterosexual, came regular business, the Board Chair Chancellor Wharton has served PfP^^'t" m •ffit '".%'..'ii'iiW The previous night Ihe llinml our chances are as good as theirs arc," said Albany Softball coach Lee against Onconta. Nancy llalloran ,| ' . ;. . ^^Hh**.' A from Binghamton, Onconta, and man Donald Blinken invited a on the Board of Directors of several held a dinner with SASU rcprcion Rhenish, who noted thai making Ihc playoffs was one of the team's and Cathy Briggs both played a New York as well as Albany. spokesperson for the protestors to corporations which have adopted stalwart defensive tournament an 1 address the Board. anti-discrimination policies for sex tatlves at which a gay siudcui upcikg major goals this year. ••*" "^ *"^r^^^^^^M The SUNY Coalition of Lesbian TSJ^ - about discrimination. Ihe [Uittrtl The teams will play the two or three game scries entirely on Wednes choring the left side of ihe infield and Gay Sludenls decided on a Michael MeParllin delivered the ual preference, MeParllin lold the m. • t&v*'-± " 2^U1 discussed the issue bin made no foi day, which may cause problems for the Danes who have only one pit for Albany. They both contributed direct confrontation with the Coalitions four demands. They in Trustees. mal announcement until I 11 a cher, Lynn Truss. Bui Rhenish said she had confidence ill Truss and to the barrage against Onconta with ~%^l • trustees because Wharton had been cluded: "It's shameful thai the Board of Wednesday confrontation, pointed out thai Ihe wear and tear on a Softball pitcher's arm is not three Kills apiece. %*5is' •*$& v V^llA unresponsive lo Iwo years of writ ••A meeting with Chancellor Trustees of a University system When MeParllin asked whs nearly as great as on a baseball pitcher's. Softball games arc only seven Despite the second place finish, >'. «te *'- ten requests from the Coalition to Wharton can't pass a discrimination policy i lhal even corporations have nothing has been done, llotiiil innings long and Ihe mechanics of pitching ate different. "It sounds Rhenish wasn't too discouraged, meet with him. • Adoption of a SUNY-widc policy ''*'.. adopted. What we're asking for Chairman Donald Blinken replied, like a lol, bin it really isn't," she said. "It was a great tournament and the The Trustees had "heard a of non-discrimination on the basis isn't earth shattering," said "We have lo weigh ihe ichillsr None of the players have ever been lo ihe playoffs and Rhenish feels weather was just perfect." Albany rumor" thai a group was coming of sexual or affcetional preference. MeParllin. priorities. There has been no the team should enjoy Ihc experience. "It's something Ihcy will takes their 7-2 record into a * . >w • J-*,*-.* ' tri-aiaJrri?\ •,-•*; 1 and had taken extra security steps •A SUNY-wide survey done on a McPartlin also informed the deliberate attempt to pot oil any remember for a long time," she said. "This is Ihc first step toward go doubleheadcr this afternoon against "as a usual precaution" according regular basis lo assess Ihc amount The women's sol ttmll learn came in second in Ihcir own tournament by Board that Wisconsin has passed a group." ing to Nationals." New Paltz. Game time oil the Chancellor Cliflun Wharton to Robert Perrin, Vice Chancellor and types of discrimination that les w clobbering Onconta beyond recugnilion, 25-5. (Photo; Sunn Steinkamp) gay rights bill which has become, , •conf/mteii orU'W —LAKKV KAHN J Dutch Quad field is 1:30 p.m. bians and gay men face every day. ; ALBAttY-STDPENT •PRESS,- APBII; <30,- -1962"; £ 'jfidi-.f.i(i -i'.ri,n finnnininir" ni.>» u •13 Would CApsuUs Pentagon Politics CAMPUS BRIEFS RCO Surveys on Barnes and Noble f
By TKRI KAPLOWITZ bookstores are usually in a com is," he said. He explained that the and CARLA FRIEDMAN petitive setting, thus the prices are bookstore's total profit is made less expensive." from sale of their non-textbook D'Amato Charges O'Neill Sexy Lecture The majority of students rate SUNYA Barnes and Noble items which is only 25 percent of SUNYA's Barnes and Noble Manager, Marj Campbell, explain their total inventory. '. WASHINGTON, D,C. (AP) House Speaker Thomas P. bookstore as "pretty good," term ed the bookstore's expenses totally Zahm opposed a hook co-op, O'Neill (D-Mass.) deliberately obstructed a compromise their prices "expensive," and absorb the mark-up. She says lhal saying the students' initial invest ' on the federal budget to gain personal vindication and would support an SA run student salaries count for 11 percent of ex ment would be in the $200,0(X) political advantage, Sen. Alfonso D'Amato charged bookslore, according to a survey by penses, shipping charges of texts, 6 range. He also predicted sludenls . Thursday. & a Rhetoric and Communications percent, and UAS commission, 5.5 would find it very hard to borrow "1 think the speaker did not want a compromise to (RCO) class. percent. capital lo cover monetary expenses. come about lor the I'car the economy would turn ' Four sludenls in Professor UAS General Manager, Nober' Zahm 'said that a university in around" and President Reagan would gel the credit, Kaplan's Group Communications Zaliin. said that a discount on tex Connecticut created a co-op and D'Amato told reporters at a breakfast meeting.' class surveyed 300 students, 60 tbooks would lie virtually impossi lost $700,000 In the operation's first D'Amato said that the Republicans, as "the parly in Dr. Gordon Adams, a prominent specialist on the faculty, and inteviewed Barnes and ble, pointing oul the mark-up is a year.. power," would sulfer greater political damage limn politics of the Pentagon and the defense budget, will Noble staff members. It was an at standard 20 percent on textbooks. Democrats as a result of the breakdown of budget talks. deliver a lecture, "The Military Buildup: Is it Really tempt to discover the campus at Ennis said survey results showed According to the survey, 6.1 per He said the Republicans may have prompted O'Neill's Buying Security?" on Tuesday May 4 at 3:30 p.m. in titude toward the bookstore and 56 percent of the students fell cent of the sludenls feel Barnes and alleged intransigence by gloating over their budget vic •lecture Center 23. possibly suggest an innovative alter SUNYA needed an alternative Noble are pretty irresponsive lo the tories last year. Dr. Adams is a Senior Research Associate for the native. bookslore, and 54 percent favored a sludenls'. needs of' ordering and D'Amato said he would be willing 10 support delays in Council of Economic Priorities in New York City, and 47 percent of the students SA-run bookstore which would receiving books on time, rtic tax cut, reductions in proposed defense spending, and the author of The Iron Triangle, a 1981 study of the surveyed rated Barnes and Noble as operate sitnliar to a co-op. One stu "For a monopoly, the response is limits on cost-of-living raises for .Social Security recipients politics of defense contracting. Since the publication of "pretty good" in regard to perfor dent surveyed fell,"It's imperative mediocre," a student wrote in the and other federal beneficiaries, but only if they were purl this book, he has appeared on more than 100 radio and Martin Weinberg, one of the worlds leading scholars mance, but 58 percent rated the lo break up (Haines and Noble's) survey. But another student recall of ti comprehensive package to reduce budget deficits. television programs lo talk about its subject. Recent ar on alternative sexual lifestyles, will speak ai State bookstore as being "very monopoly selling." Another asked, ed, "My xuitemale ordered a ticles of his have appeared in The Nation, Business unci. University of New York at Albany on Wednesday, May expensive," according to a member "Where ate you going to put it?" book,.,and received ii promptly." Society Review, The Executive, and The Bulletin of the 5. of the RCO research group, Jay Fu Bui Zahm felt the Implementation Despite a majority dissatisfaction Murderer Desperate Man Atomic Scientists. The lecture is co-sponsored by the Weinberg will lecture on "Sexual Orientation: Its nis. of a rival store would, not create a with Barnes and Noble, only 44 per- UAS General Manager V.. Nnrberl Zahm History Department and the Political Science Depart development in Men and Women," at 7:30 p.m. in the One student surveyed claimed, price reduction. "This isn'i the eent said they'd be willing lo wotk Ht'licH-y that \IU(/<'iil\ would have ihlinntfv ruium; ifjlil'ut POUGIIKKKPSIK, New York (AP) The special pro ment. Campus Center Ballroom on the University's main cam "Al oilier schools I've been lo, the tremendous market people think it in a sludcnl-run bookstore. secutor in the Lemuel Smith trial said Thursday that a For further information, contact Bruce MirolT, Dept. pus at 1400 Washington Ave. The lecture is free and motion filed by the convicted murderer was "the of Political Science (457-4785. open lo the public. meandering of a desperate man." The lecture is part of a series of lectures on human Smith, 40, of Amsterdam, N.V., is charged with the Drinking Diplomas sexuality sponsored by the University Seminar on New Marketing Fraternity to Begin at SUNYA May I9HI death of Cireen Haven Slate Prison guard Don Human Sexuality. This lecture is also being co- I his I'ratcrnil) will lie opened to Ilui as llei ne explained na Payant. sponsored by the Speaker's Forum of the University By I i:i.I( 1A IIKKUKK Senior Nights at the Bars begins on Monday May 3 at all •students inteicsleii in sales or "everyone bas to have some Smith filed Iwo defense motions Monday, which were Student Association, the Department of Sociology, and three downtown bars. To gel into these establishments A new fraiemilv is si.n liny on ilk' marketing, not just students of knowledge I'oj business, doctors, contained in two lengthy letters to Dutchess County Genesis, a student-run sex-information resource center. you must present your senior cards. On Monday May 3 SUNYA campus, Pj Sigma I psilon, business. lawyers, 01 anybody." Court Judge Raymond Aldrich, The judge then postpon the Lnmpost offers 75 cent drinks, $2.00 pitchers and a luiiional professional fralernity However, ihc president ^\ Delta A rush is planned tot the beginn ed a hearing until Wednesday to give Special Prosecutor discounts on food. That same night, the Longbraneh of focusing un Marketing, Sales Sigma Pi, one of the present ing of next semester. William Slanion a chance 10 respond 10 the motions. fers 60 cent drinks and beer specials. The specials begin Laser Music Management ami Selling. business organizations, is not happy Some of the attractions of Pi Aldrich Is to rule on the motions on May 6. at 9:00. • According to one SUNYA stij- with the development of this new Sigma Epsilbn include, Annual On Monday May 10, the Washington Tavern presents Ucnt, Billy Heme, who lias worked fraternity. Conventions, a monthly national In-State Gas And Oil pitcher specials and 70 cent drinks, beginning at 9:00 on bringing the fraternity to "We welcome any organization publication, national awards for in p.m. SUNYA, "there are at leasi fifty in which offers students the chance to dividual chapters as well as help prepare for the I'lUure. While Pi from alumni already in the profes ALBANY, New York (AP) Ity the end of the decade, Rev up your motors and don't forget your senior terested students. So far there's Sigma Ipsilon doesn't miuire as sional world. New York may be gelling 10 percent of its natural gas cards! been a core of live of its who tire collecting funds and working on extensive a committment, we Ceel Already a reeogni/ed student from In-slute wells, a state official says — and perhaps gaining recognition as a local Delta Sigma lAi offers a wider range organization by the SA. members .moie if drilling in'northeastern New York is successful. 24-Hour Brew chapter of this national organiza o\' professional and social activities of Pi Sigma Efrsilon eagerly await A new slate advisory board composed mostly of in tion." for the business student." the beginning of next semester. dustry reprcscnlatves met for the first lime Wednesday lo begin clarifying slate regulations on oil and gas drilling. I he board was created last year in reaction to the hurst Dairies Being Milked by Students of drilling and exploration in New York. ' "It's almost loo good to he true," said Greg Sovas, (CPS)College students are milking dent,! hieves. chief of the Bureau of Mineral Resources in the stale Wliilc sludenls aren't Ihe only the dairy industry for millions of "It's a nationwide problem," Department of Environmental Conservation. pilferers of the plastic novelties, dollars a year, according lo the In said Dave Beren, executive assislanl Sovas, who spoke before the board, said New York Beren -ass that "it is really a pro dustry spokesmen, who claim the and economist for the Milk In supplied 2.ft percent of its natural gas needs from 3,000 blem aiound campuses." Buzz, Whirr, Click, Beeep. Student composers will be colorful placlic cases used to ship dustry Foundation in Washington, wells in the stale in I'JRO. That's expected lo quadruple presenting an "Evening of Electronic Music" sponsored Dairies near the University ol milk cartons are constantly lost lo D.C. "Ill total, there are about by IWO, he said "24-Hour Coffee" is brewing once again. From noon by the Electronic Music Studio on Wednesday May 5 in Oklahoma at Norman, lot instance, sludenls, who use them for $100 million worth of milk cases Tuesday May II until noon Wednesday May 12, the the P.A.C. Recital Hall al 8 p.m. This concert is the I in early April got a slate law passed everything from record racks lo losl per year. And lhal loss even third floor Humanities Student Lounge will remain open third in a bi-annual scries. A pre-concert concert will be thai makes canon theft punishable bookshelf supports lo moving tually works ils way back to the New Weapons Plan Offered for 24 hours. held in the Recital Hall at 6:30 to "prepare the hall". crates. consumer." by line and imprisonment. Electronic music, quiet study, cheap coffee and cake, Laser effects will also be presented with the music. llhdtut Sut Mlndkh/l I'S "We've had to replace 25,000 to The nation's dairies allege they The cases are typically stolen WASHINGTON, D.C. (AP) The former commander of DaDa and unusual events will be offered. Refreshments will be served. A week of gorgeous weather aided HAP week, highlighted by to '.10,000 cases a year," complained are losing a fortune in stolen cases, from grocery store loading docks IJ.S. forces in 'he Pacific proposed Thursday that the day's eruption of the famed fountains. The week was marked by Don Davis, president of Gilt Edge especially around college campuses. and dairy buildings, Beren said. Soviet Union and the Untied States surrender their students and professors podiatlng together and a race around the lllrm Dairy in Norman. "Many taxes and fees in the coming year and so he's vetoed Assembly Thursday. The problem is so severe in some "And it's theft just like any other nuclear weapons, one at a lime, for conversion into elec perimeter Wednesday afternoon. people don't realize the expense," about $900 million from the $27 billion budgel approved The vote was 36-17 with seven abstentions. It followed areas that local dairies are pleading kind of theft," he asserted. "Fven tric power plain fuels as a swords-into-plowsharcs step Modern dance — pictured here — mime, and juggling entertained he explains, adding that the cases by (lie Legislature on March 31. several days of maneuvering between the war-torn Cen with campus police departments to though you're not walking oul of lowiitd disarmament. the podium crowds under the friendly springtime sun. tral American nation's centrist Christian Democrats and the stoic with it, you're still sleal- ^-continued on page 13 Retire Adm. Noel Gayler said his proposal could lead help them crack down on the stu five rightist parties. lo shaip reductions in the nuclear stockpiles of both na 911 Needed Statewide The 60-scat assembly was elected March 28 and was tions, without the technological disputes that have block empowered to choose a provisional president to replace ed disarmament. It is simple and easily verifiable, he ALBANY, New York (AP) The stale Legislature has the civilian-military junta, rewrite the consitution and said. been told that while a 911 emergency phone system is ¥ schedule general elections, probably next year. At a news conference of the American Committee on ' desirable slatewide, more study is needed before all com ™ "•••**• win be holding elections in the GC Magana, a 56-year-old U.S.-educated economist who East-West Accord, a business-oriented group which seeks munities are required to implement it. has headed the National Mortgage Bank for 17 years, is lo promote peace and trade, Gayler's idea was endorsed The Public Service Commission recommended Thurs Lobby on Wednesday and Thursday May 5 and 6 From 10am to 3pm. \ considered an independent who holds moderately conser by George' P. Kennan, U.S. ambassador to the Soviet day that New York should find oul more about the cost vative views. Union in the Truman administration. and design aspeeis of establishing 911 emergency systems Nominations are being accepted in CC 382 until 5pm May 3rd. He has pledged to make economic recovery his top Kennan called the idea "bold and decisive" and "very in communities across New York that do not already priority for El Salvador, where leftist guerrillas have been remarkable, very well thought out, very imaginative.' have the service. Positions available: (2) State Board Representatives. Only after the obstacles lo such a system are known, fighting the ruling civilian'military junta since it came lo Budget Talks Break Down can the state decide whether to tequrie the affected com power in October 1979. An open discussion with munities to establish the systems, or to commit funds for Local Board: Chairperson ALBANY, New York (AP) Talks between Gov. Hugh implementation. the candidates will take Carey and legislative leaders (o end New York's l'J82 In 19' I, in |>SC directed all telephone companies to stale budget dispute broke down Thursday. modify their central office equipment lo make the 911 Correction I'ollowing a two-hour, pre-dawn meeting with the emergency assistance possible in all communities, Since Vice Chair place on Tuesday night, The Campus Brief."Be More Effective in Life" in leaders, Carey accused Ihem of wanting lo inflict "a case then, 68 percent of the stale's population has been pro Tuesday, April 27 ASP was misleading, The course 7 of fiscal herpes" on the slate. vided access lo such a system, according to PSC Chair Office Manager described, the Psychology of Academic and Personal pm in CC Assembly Hall.J The breakdown came as Carey and the leaders seemed man Paul Giolu, Secretary Effectiveness (CPY 120) is intended lo build vocabulary, to be edging closer to an agreement to end a budget increase reading speed, and perfect note taking skills. dispute which has left New York unable to borrow about The New York Public Interest Research Group. Inc. (NYPIRG) is a not-lor profit, nonpartisan research and advocacy organization established, Magana New President According lo Myrna Friedlander, instructor for the $.1.3 billion it needs to make local and school aid direcfed and supported?byNewYorifaSe college and university students. NYPIRG's stall ol lawyers, researchers, scientists and organizers works course, students must fulfull standard academic re NYPflRG with students.and"She? citizens, developing citizenship skills and shaping public policy. Consumer protection, higher education, energy, liscal payments. SAN SALVADOR, El Salvador (AP) Dr. Alvaro quirements, such as tests, and receive grades. • responsibility, political telcwiandsociaMuslice^ ( nicy has claimed that the Lcgsilalurc wants to spend Magana, a politically independent banker, was elected ! V._W* regret the.error.. , .^<_ .• <' ! . ., •. .-. • V'ltmf^Vrt Iba'ri fh'c's'tafe'vvflt collect fa '•> ••p'roviiiionat president of'EI'Salvtfdorby rfe-eortslituimt-' '"• loSSaBaSSfiuTaiMffiiiwwiiifl iJ7&»X4,w Sw^''35d • lint ft UM= 1 " • - *\ H^'tWWH -"^ J;;i::, ii.i:'j.z.lt: f.:.[:ij.- «o« ;j-'l:ij;i/. UK,;J;;I : ,; i,- j1 ; t : t >re f - 'AL^Ai^gfeitfE^¥ ^gg, APHlt 30r l9B2F-' '- -''-- '-):; la-Jt~rsstt: ELIGIBLE STUDENTS |_T '••-l-2:x3r<)-.tiz'j-t,Q-i AMA INTERESTED IN Three Sides Speak Their Minds on ASP Sit-in VSINESS ADMMISTRA- Editors note: At about 4 p.m. on Thursday, April 22, about 75 people — mostly students from a alliance of AMI A STUDENT TIONAND ACCOUNTING minority groups called the First World Coalition — staged a relativly peaceful sit-in at the ASP offices. Production was shut down for a little over five hours. ASSISTANT The protest centered around two pieces in the April Fools' Issue — one having to do with black women sinners Eligible students intending to apply and another involved an injudicious remark by a Student Association finance committee member. POSITIONS (5) to the undergraduate Business While an agreement was reached after more than four hours of negotiations, many doubts, questions, anxieties, Administration or Accounting Pro and even hostilities linger. A VAIL ABLE FOR In an effort to find out where things stand and where gram for the Spring 1983 semester they may end up in the future, ASP reporter Steve Gosset conducted interviews with Cliff Thai-ton, a SUNYA NEXT FALL must submit an application for graduate student and principal spokesperson for the~ First World Coalition, ASP Editor in Chief Dean Belz and admission to the School of Business' SUNYA President Vincent O'Leary. While all three have somewhat similuar views on campus racism, they each offer - APPLICATIONS by 4:00 PM on Friday, June 4, 1982. | a different perspective on the sit-in. A VAIL ABLE IN PE B-69 Cliff Thorton Q: Could you describe what is and what arc the purposes Applications for admission to the of Ihc First World Coalition? PHONE 457-5203 A: The First World Coalition is an umbrella organization Undergraduate Program in the of the minority student groups on campus, Ihc Albany State University Black Alliance (ASUBA), the Pan- School of Business are now avajl - Carrlbean Association, the Minority Task Force, Fucrza Latina, and a number of fraternities, the objective is to ASP production room during the afternoon of April 22 lihiiin: villi \iunun I l»s able in BA 361A and the Center for serve as an organizational mechanism to bring together the -APPLICATIONS different organizations on campus and from that point ad dress whatever issues may be relevant to the group. Undergraduate Education. A: There were letters not only from black students but never knows. But wc have at least made an effort in that Q: Prior to the April Fools' Issue, did you regard the from faculty and stall' as well. direction because that was one of the demands. DUE ASP as having racist tendencies? Q: All of these letters you say were sent; none of them Q: Have you gained or lost something in this whole njat- A: 1 think it's not unfair to say that the perception that APPLICATIONS MUST BE were printed? ter? ASP as a white voice is in line with the objective conditions A: One of them was printed this last week (from l.averne A: An oppressed people have nothing to lose except their on campus, there are 475-500 students on campus who MA Y 6th at 4 PM- SUBMITTED IN PERSON Davis of the Minority Task Force). But it is important to oppression when they struggle, so I don't think we lost would be classified as black out ofa total population of ap understand that we did not consider this an isolated inci anything. We have forced people who would rather not proximately 16,000. dent. We considered this a reflection of some systemic pro deal willi oppression into a position of discomfort. The I don't think it's unfair to say that the coverage of blems with ASP, and consequently we did not believe that a failure of while and black students to interact revolves minority issues does not receive a great deal of play in the NO LATE APPLICATIONS WILL roundtable discussion which might have brought a resolu around the failure of while students to wrestle with their paper. tion to the immediate issue in terms of an apology. We did own racism. BE ACCEPTED Q: Do stereotypes and racism automatically go hand-in- not think that could emerge out of that roundtable discus £=s=2at»=H=ttataEa£a!=ttatatseai: hand? sion some policy changes that would prevent that situation A: All stereotypes are obviously born out of ignorance or from developing in the future. So in order to insure Dean Betz distortion. In the case of a Fat Black Women Who Sing, ourselves of the possibility of that, we thought that wc Q: How legitimate overall do you think the gripes of the that stereotype is born out of the perception of the Aunt would need a stronger bargaining mechanism. coalition were? Jemima figure of black women we have seen historically on O: The sit-in poses an irony in that you are trying to A: The gripe that the kick issue was insensitive was TV and through the media. achieve fair treatment and the maximum amount of rights legitimate, and that some of the items were racist was true. Q: Do you regard as what you saw as the ASP's attitude for minorities. At the same time the sit-in suppressed one of We didn't see them as racist when we wrote them, but in as reflective of the campus as a whole? the most fundamental rights, ihc First Amendment. fact they were. A: I would be guilty of stereotyping if I said evoty white A." Would you elaborate on that? Q: Would you consider both examples that they made student on campus thought like the editors of ASP. But I Q: Suppression of the First Amendment to have guards (on a flier displaying two excerpts from the kick issue) to be think there is a perception of white students that is posted to prevent free movement in the halls. Why did you racist? developed in the same climate that the perceptions of the feci that was necessary? A: Fat Black Women Who Sing is racist; I would agree ASP Editorial Board (are). There is a certain degree of A: Those guards were there to assure a non-violent with that. I don't think "It's Really True" was racist, but it passive acceptance of those kinds of expressions of the demonstration. They were there to gauge sentiments, to in set itself up to be misinterpreted that way. black reality. tervene if necessary in any verbal altercations between ASP Q: How could people perceive something as actually be &e&n bent to MOU Q: Do you accept President O'Lcary's explanation of and black students. They were not there to prevent move ing true if you have it in the middle of a parody issue? the Administration's lack of reaction to the April Fool's ment. A: Exactly, Thai's a good point. issue saying that he had not read it previous to when it was Q: But that,was the result. Q: As for the sit-in, were you informed in advance that it brought to your attention by your group? A: There were people moving in and out of the ASP of ' was going to take place? A: I think that as president of the university that he- fice throughout the incident. They were also there to in A: Wc got a phone call, an anonymous leak that there ao Mw6& oflifau €4tAo Acme 6&rUnc€ek should have his pulse on much of what takes place on this form people exactly what was going on. was going to be some kind of a sit-in. campus. However, in a private meeting with him, he did Q: You said that (the agreement) was achieved in a non Q: As far as the demands made by the First World Coali raise to a group of us that he saw the issue and that he saw a violent way. Certainly that was true. But wasn't there a tion were concerned, diJ the ASP seriously compromise reference to "slanty-eyed Japs" on the cover. But he didn't potential for violence? itself? really pay any attention; he just passed it by. . A: Of course, there was, but wc had planned against that A: 1 don't think so. We didn't give anything that we The question was raised to him, "Well, did you not possibility and our plans were successful. hadn't seriously thought about in the days beforehand. We perceive the statement 'slanty-eyed Japs' as racist Q: Because of intimidation? had thought about the whole issue. stereotypical and should that generate some interest and he A: 1 don't think it was intimidation. I think it was a well- Q: Did the demands amount to an outside group effec admitted he was at fault for not having pursued that. planned activity. tively dictating editorial policy? However, it is our belief that after three weeks had pass Q: People walked into the ASP newsroom and said, A: That's originally what their demands were. The in ed, we find it difficult to believe that he had not had some "You have 30 seconds to leave or you have to stay." 30 lernship in the Afro-American department, wc could neve ^^^^^^^^p^^ toon. indication of what was going on. O'Leary, as a white per seconds to leave what is essentially private property. What do that, because we don't do internships with any depart son, his positions are the same and that is that there is a would you consider that? Doesn't an action like that have ment. Nobody at the ASP receives credit. It's somethim total lack of understanding of the concerns of black people. some totalitarian overtones perhaps? that we are proud of, because we arc totally divorced from His response is about what one would expect and that's A: This is a historical situation where the victim of op the university. even if you see it, so what? pression is often made to appear to be (he perpetrator or Q: So you are saying that is not going to happen? Q: Did you ever at any point complain or contact oppresion. A: If you look at the demands and if you look at what we anyone directly on the ASP Editorial Board to discuss the In the case or the sit-in, technically, wc were perceived as agreed to, it's quite different from what they wanted. They April Fool's issue? being violators of the law. But when a group responds to an backed oil' quite a bit. A: There were letters sent to the editor . . . injustice, I think historically there have been allowances Q; What else did they want that they didn't get? Q: By whom? made, given the legitimacy of that response, plus the severi A: A once-a-semestcr article, written about blacks' ex A: The only one I know of specifically was sent by the ty of the injustice and wc consider this action by ASP to be periences, contributions, etc., wc already by far exceed vice-president or ASUBA. The day of the sit-in, a woman totally antithetical to the psychological peace of black that, and by setting a quota on any kind of an article, we named Bonnie (Campbell) called wanting to discuss her let students on this campus. We think we had a greater right, would seriously compromise ourselves and we would never ter and the possible publication of that letter. It's ridiculous ihc question of human right. agree to that. The most important thing they got was a that someone would call. The letter was sent to be publish Q: And you don't think a solution could have been front-page apology. We probably wouldn't have done that ed, so there was no reason to discuss (it). achieved in a more amicable way? if there hadn't been a sit-in, but there would have been an Q: The $64 question: Why a sit-in as opposed to a more A: In retrospect, I suppose that one could always talk apology. It's something we had been considering. traditional roundtable between the editors and the leaders about what might have been the better course of action, And this provision that should be put in the ASP con of the black groups. given the conditions that existed at that moment, and the stitution that the ASP shall not publish racial remarks, that A: We had decided that the letters had elicited such sentiment of that time and wc stand by the course of action was another one that was going to dictate editorial policy. minimal response . . . that we took. If a racist speaker came to campus, we're going to publish Q: Letter. Q: Do you think that this incident will hinder or en their remarks. A: No, there was more than one letter, courage minority involvement on the ASP? Q: Has the ASP tried in the past to make a deliberate ef- Q: Who else wrote a letter? A: Well, it was designed to be encouraging, but one ^•'cdhlihued 6A pa&e 7 ALBANY STUDENT PRESS, APRIL 30,1982 ASP. Tired of Being Asked ?J| Q: Is racism a lingering problem 1 on this campus? "WHAT ARE YOU DOING Anxieties, Hostilities Surround Racial Issue A: It is. Q: In the student body as a THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?" ^•continued from page 5 ' a member of the First World Coali whole7 fort to attract minorities? tion appeared, but how come Vincent O'Leary A: We could spend a good deal A: Yes we have. Last year we nobody from the ASP? of time on what you mean by Well, Join the club that answers worked with Howard Strakcr. He A: We didn't have time. We were Q: Arc you sympathetic with in), it became known to me that racism. wrote a number of articles for us, "I DON'T KNOW, SO DON'T ASK" busy negotiating. It would have what were the motivations of the minority students were concerned Q:Do most whites on campus that was part of an attempt to get looked a lot better ir one of us ap sit-in? ' with two things in particular with dislike blacks and vice versa? more minority writers at the ASP. peared in the local media, but wc A: IT you mean by the motiva me. One was a statement about that A: Most whites, I do not believe, Blacks won't see it as a white per • • Great for graduation gifts* • didn't have lime. They had their tions, the sense or outrage reactions particular issue of the ASP. dislike most blacks. That's not the son's paper. We have had a number deadlines and they didn't meet with that minority students fell, I could Secondly, they were concerned that issue of racism though racism is not Membership fee Includes: of black writers come and go. out negotiating schedule. understand that. 1 would speak to the campus in an intention, but an act, for exam _ , , ./front: What are you doing...f V Q: If no one comes forward, is it Q: How can people look at this Q: Do you endorse the methods general about racism. That was part ple, I could say, "but I did it as a PLUS the ASP's responsibility to seek out and see that the agreement was or Ihc sit-in? of the way the whole thing was settl T-snirt \pack. | don't know, so don't ask./ joke." Did the person dislike him? minority reporters? basically achieved through in A: No, I don't particularly en ed. No. Was it racist? Yes. There's a Lifetime membership card A: Yes, it is (he ASP's respon timidation and take any credence in . dorse sit-ins. In general, anything Q: Why did you wait for the sit- difference about how youthing and sibility to seek out minority involve it? that interferes with the functioning in to occur to denounce the issue? what you do. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THE REST OF YOUR LIFE CLUB ment. A: The agreement is essentially Send $10.00 lo of society, is a problem. Do 1 A: Unfortunately, I didn't sec Do the editors of the ASP in Q: During the sit-in were the nothing. What they got was a front NAME . Sen ill ASM* Mle, understand why minority students that issue. I saw a copy the night of dividually dislike black people? Of PO Box 260 negotiations conducted under page apology, which I slill stand did that? Yes, I do. Their view, and Telethon. It was lying on a table. 1 Merrick, NY list* course they do not. I've talked to ADDRESS duress? behind. That's all Ihey got, of any I have talked lo them, was they had simply glanced at it. Mayor Corn I hem; it was my belief. A: That depends what you call solid, tangible, credible concession (circle) Sltt S M L XL Allow 2-4 wki lor delivery no oilier way of making their point. ing, in fact, made a reference to a Q: Do you feel that the sit-in duress. ... I'm very pissed off at the way Q: Do you think that they could picture in il, and wc laughed at that. could have exacerbated race rela Q: During the negotiations, pro they went aboul this by not coming have achieved what they wanted to I assure you that if I had read thai tions on campus? up and talking. I would have liked duction was efl'cclivly halted. Why in a more mainstream way? ASP, I would have made a state A: There's always the danger of 33C-HIU.EL PRPEWTS them lo have said, "Look, wc had a did you let negotiations continue as A: I don'l know. I think thai Ihc ment a lot earlier. an action gelling a reaction. I'm meeting. There's aboul a hundred long as there were people holding important thing was that the sit-In Q: No one had brought il to your determined not lo have it occur. I of us, we're pissed, wc want to sit up production of the ASP? was relatively orderly. It was attention in the three weeks? think most students are determined hamakor A: Well, there were very few down and talk lo you and tell you relatively brief and peacefully end A: No one moved it to me rapid to iry and create here a system our concerns." Thai didn't happen. alternatives, It would have been ed. ly. I would have responded. whereby the behaviors of people are fid lsM£U FOLK McE TkouPE ridiculous to call in the cops and They had a good time playing Q: The statement you made on Q: I lave you found lhal [he ASP less perceived as causing racial ten very counter-productive to what we militant for a day, but il was at our racism Monday: was that planned, , has been guilty of similar Infrac sion. rV/orniance Plater Class wanted and what they wanted. Il expense and il was at the students' or was il an afterthought lo what tions in the pasi? One of ihc problems with a sit-in would have been stupid. I felt that expense, Full il on somebody who's happened? A: From time lo lime over the is that you gel people who resent a MA? 1,1982 „ W 2,1^82 Ihc problems could be resolved In a deserving. A: Dining the course of (the sh years, there have been lapses in the ^continued on page 13 reasonable amount of lime, so \vc could slill gel the paper out, which happened. Q: Don'l you think you set a dnngcrotis precedent by allowing the production fo the paper to be fli.DO jsc member* f / VJ&M IN Jsc OFTICG. slopped'.' A: No. This was an extreme, The CC *5.00w/+ax i IH •• L?mP°n"ctNw kick issue was an extreme, the reac tion was an extreme and I don't see it happening again. If someone comes in with an outrageous de vfens leave -trwr) * mand, we'll have them kicked out I Ah Thtiok Ismtl boo AfaJ Sedhnd Arenac- d™** a* fl-15 * of the office. Q: Do you think the sit-in and what came out of it will help or hinder race relations on campus? A: It's hard to say. I've heard a OFF CAMPUS lot of white people arc angry at Albany what happened. Hopefully what's ASSOCIATION hoing lo happen is that more blacks are going to become active in the State/ presents ASP and that will help blacks all over campus. A Party in the Park Q: The ASP has been a cham Nolson pion for another albeit non-ethnic minority, the gays, vis a vis the ROTC discrimination affair. Did it never occur to the ASP that there Challenge are others out there? A: Of course, we have covered other issues. We've covered minori Cup ty issues well, perhaps not excep If you think a "one-piece shell"is Sunday tionally, but I think well. Q: President O'Leary did not de May 2 nounce the April Fools' Issue until an oyster lover's nightmare, FloorHockey Washington the sit-in. How would you characterize his non-reaction until you're not ready for Memorex. Park the sit-in happened? A: He claims he didn't read the On an oyster, a one-piece shell Remember, even the slightest So pul your next recording Bandshell issue until it was brought to his at would be big trouble. variation in cassette shape can on Memorex. In HIGH BIAS II, Tournament METAL IVor normal bias MRXI. tention. That sounds prciiy bogus Bui with Memorex casseltes, alter the way the lape comes in to me. I'm sure it came across his it's a big benefit. contact with the head. Which can Each has a one-piece shell.* desk before then. That statement Using ultra high frequency drastically affect sound repro Which, on an oyster, is a bad idea. was supposed to be on campus sound, we sonically weld the two duction. That's why we prefer sonic But on a cassette, it's a Friday, April 30th 6:15 -11:15 racism. It wasn't. It was about the halves of every Memorex cas sette lo form a single, solid cas welding. real pearl. kick issue. That is one thing I'm sette shell. k. II keeps our cassette struc Sat, May 1st 9:00-12.-00 pissed off about. This single-unit construction tureastrueasour Q: Do you think every institution gives Memorex cassettes a struc remarkable sound on this campus has what you would tural rigidity which is critical to reproduction. Sun May 2nd 94)0-530 called in an editorial "subdued precise tape-lo-head contact. Which, thanks lo racism"? our unique tape Get Rid of Your Hangover!! formulation and an A: I think so. Probably about the extraordinary bind same as the ASP's — our's was an ing process called Finals at 430 pm on Sun insensitivity, a lack of knowledge of Permapass,'" will Come Listen to the just how deep racial tension is on remain Irue to lile this campus. play after play. Even Bluegrass Sounds of the Q: On various TV news reports, after 1000 plays. Test il yourself. Hold a In lact, a Memorex High Street Boys Memorex cassette on both ends cassette will always de NOW MORE THAN IVER T Saturday and twist. Notice how rigid the liver Irue sound repro- Wi ASK: IS IT LIVE, OR IS IT J_? Admission is only $.50 ' duction, or we'll replace it, Free. of Oneonta, NY is cassette is. How it resists flexing. MEMOREX Come See Albany's Finest FREE ADMISSION First Keg Tapped at 2:00pm Celebration 'Q2i! ^ •CJ-LxiJi'f I'.i'i'i f '"-'' '•'•••' i't'"'-'"'' ''•" *'''•' 'i •' . ••»-. • i. . * . . . . i i • . ,. ALBANY STUDENT PRESS, APRIL 30,1982 -9 Airlines-Steamships-Railroads- missing bees bruised cowboys Business & Pleasure Trips Carl Mitchell '41 ZODIAC 1 ago, two Massachusetts researchers as any other agricultural product. altitudes — without lights. To cor 36 years in Travel began following the progress of a Ihe estimate is based on statements rect the problem, the agency is now group of teenage boys. As their sub from the drug enforcement ad- requiring all pilots flying south of CURRIER TRAVEL jects now near retirement age, the Jacksonville to file Might plans and 155 Wolff Rd. researchers suy those who had jobs, make icgular position reports by 458-7793 radio. In addition lo making things household chores and lots of school top lion safer for recreational piolots, the activities are more likely to be hap feds say the new regulations will British police have Issued an nll- pily married, mentally stable and How much is a lion worth? It's make il easier for them to spot Planned Parenthood poinis bulletin I'or u pair ol' higlily- linncially well-off. The results, more than most professional smugglers. is now at the prized queen bees stolen from u which seem to cut across traditional athletes. A United Nations study SUNYA HEALTH CENTER Benedictine monastery. The bees, class and family barriers, arc bad has concluded that atnaned Kenyan two evenings a week! products of 60 years of careful news for lazy youngsters: resear lion will earn his country over half a crossbreeding, arc said to be worth chers say (hose who didn't work reruns rerun million dollars in foreign upwards of $50 each. Local con hard have had more bouts with Mondays & Thursdays exchange.The figure was calculated stables have been warned to be on depression, unemployment and NBC has come up with a unique from 5:00-8:00 p.m. by dividing the total amount of an the lookout lor the purloined bees, even jail terms. way to overcome its dismal show nual revenue from tourists by the described as "three-quarters of an ings in the Ncilsens: during nest Urban cowboys who are thrown For information or time — an average six minutes — inch long, with dark brown and month's rating period, it'll be airing off mechanical -bulls are bruising they spend watching Ihe four man- appointments call 434-2182 grey stripes'." bumper crop shows already broadcast by CBS more than just their pride. The cd lions known to inhabit Kenya's On May 2nd, NBC will present Consumer Product Safely Commis game parks. 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Klngsborough's modern 67-acre seaside Tower East The Federal Aviation Ad which CBS aired three years ago. Swimming and sunbathing at campus is located in beautiful residential dustrious teenagers stand a much business school puts the street value bones and damage to other delicate Kfngsborough's private beach* on the Manhattan Beach. Convenient to public belter chance of being happy und ministration says drug smugglers NBC - currently suffering the parts of Ihe body. C-P-S safely Atlantic Ocean is part of the Summer transportation-only 5 minutes from the of the slate's pot harvest as high as studies recreation program along with the Belt Parkway. On
Collaga Pr«H Service pond with you. Finally, do tell me about your studying in the US and the American Government. I will be glad if I receive a let ter from you. Bye! Kalonda-Ndongo, Instilul Tokende, B.P. S3, Aketi-Haute Zaire, Zaire, Central Africa In addition, if anyone would like the names of more interested African students, you may write to Michcle at the last address above. — L. Lek»kls Down With Towne
To Ihe Editor: Water-' After reading Mark Rossier's review of Personal Best in Ihe (April 23) ASP, I find il nearly impossible to believe that we view ''I'Mimii^VA, I've seEMiuRKe/ ed the same movie. Rossier's commend- KNOW IN ment of Robert Towne (writer, producer, so i rr Doesu'T com and director) as being "full or nothing but respect for the women he shows" becomes VL0O& U*ETH.S." "VOUK PAFEP m&> iote WkUB fbirTO ludicrous when Towne's treatment of : women is considered objectively. The •• ©1962. Coikxja prau Service DOUGLAS , WrVH- (tOT IMTD SOU 7 " ASP's respect for women is likewise ques tionable, not only because of printing the review itself, but due lo Ihe caption beneath .rf'.-* .IT ' ' • j.r'1... *B» , tAiV »e-*,^f»,-'!fc''jJ'-' --ti.l"iV^grffe*V• K"-''jifff'SrlfVI ••••••BBBBssaVaBBBafasBssfj HHB asm
page 2a/Aprll 30, 1982 April 30, 1982/ppM^ On The Beat inside you're an animal." . ' r abc's Sometimes It just doesn't pay to get up in the morning. Other times It doesn't pay not to. Repeated couplings with fact or "Eat fiction bring dreams home. Midnight turns 1 wo young women are walking across the podium. One says to the other. "Glnny. Into midday. The words that others use to your bandana Is caught In your ear." The (rlend replies. "I can't hear you. I have a bandana offend often reflect their Inner fears. Will caught In my ear." ~riot the terror cease? This story Is true, and I regret having to repeat It. But I do so merely to draw attention to a Is It wise or noble to shrink away when problem which 1 first thought was harmless, but which I now realize may give rise to awful Ihe only thing standing tall lies between jokes like that one: Campus Fashion-. And mark well that 1 didn't say "Style." When I find Lead, your legs? The barrier forms Itself In the one on the podium, I'll let you now. A friend says It best: "Some people have a style. mind. Beneath the sticky sweet juices of Others buy pink mlnl-sklrts at Colonle Center." life jism. 'doubt along with (ear await "their But already I've leapt ahead to summer fashions, and here it is still spring. Let's examine chance." what Paris and Korvettes hath wrought In the past few months to give us some Idea where I for one resent any mention of Darwin we're going. Limey!" and his damn animals. I am a man. I am not an animal I offer this opinion in 1) Bandanas Why? Around your head I can figure out. though I don't think it's all that Don't cry for Vic, Argentina: he's return; how be it thai man and woman are warm In here. Why It's so tight 1 can't figure out either, but I suppose It's by way of masking on his way home. Hubert gets down, considered human? If a man or men in the hack job Mr. Pierre did on the perm and henna treatment. But I suppose that will grow Vic the Cop 3a and Martin Nakell getoetas upun,. on general ate dog(s). are not women then to out. But what's with the shmata on the hammer loop? Or around the neck? You look like Perspectives. be considered as dogs also? Corporal Agarn. I guess it's a fad. What's your girlfriend wearing today? We |ust got our orders that we're Perhaps I have overstated the point. I 2) Leg warmers- What are you going to do with them when they go out of fashion? In coming home. This after a short battle meant only to say that some dreams you vented as training aid for dancers, they'll soon become fodder for the handcrafts editor In that could very well decide the future of From Russia with love: A tourist's Argentina's right to self—autonomy. "If have when you are asleep: olhers you live major women's magazines. "Here's a tip. Coeds. Cut a hole In either side of those smelly old Kong. Gibraltar, and until recently. India, Life is a pain In the ass but you don't look at Russian schooling, Russian we can stem the tide of British out each day of life. things and you have a nifty T-dress for an anhorexic playmate! Or a slice down the middle, the Bahamas and Jamacla. The British have to be an asshole. There is enough lifestyle, and Russian dressing. Colonialism here in Malvinas, we can and a midget friend will be swinging pretty in his new hammock!" The day I see centerfold empire was made up of lots of valuable shit around already, why add lo an already Page 4a. strike a blow fpr democracy and freedom Baryshnlkov In a cowl neck sweater with a little necklace flipped over the top is the day I buy countries and plots of kind Ijiat belonged heavy burden, . . Sleeping Decisions leg warmers. of the right thinking peoplel," said to other fine people like Franco and Indira "Wake up you bum. Gel up out of that Nicanor Costa Mendez, Argentina's 3) Members Only jackets- Formal for an uptowner means clean Nikes with his Jor- Ghandi. What is the world comming lo bed this Instant mister or you'll be cut off Sweets from strangers mark this Foreign Minister In a pep-speech for us daches. terry cloth top. and mauve M.O. Archaeologists a thousand years from now will when a small, dying nation of fags controls for a month!" A sharp, piercing glance cuts year's Celebration, while we "stringer" soldiers. It was all part of the wonder what those little straps around the collar were supposed to do. It could be worse. all Ihe prime real estate. II you ask me. I through my pupils. Despair clouds my They could be me. celebrate Wendy Waldman for the last few days of our basic training in think Argentina was right In taking the mind in search of some lost planet or 6a third issue in a row. She better be Malvinas, the staging area for all military 4) Big feather earrings- Two words sum Ihem up.'One is "tramp " The other Is Falklands. It proved that the right thinking galaxy. Electrical jolts pulsate through my good, Rossier. operations in Argentine waters. First we "tramp." They rank with black leotards and chokers for reputation killing. Besides the ap countries of the world aren't gonna be veins. peal of grossly distended earlobes. ihey offer very little by way of good fashion sense or get the ammo, then the guns and grenades pushed around anymore. Slowly I open my eyes, a Mona Lisa common decency. If you saw the annual baby peacock slaughter In Newfoundland you then we get the speech. After fighting all But. back to Ihe bailie. We lost, I think (with blonde hair, one almond and one might think twice about strapping one on, McCartney is good, according to these wars for these people, the routine is il was planned that way. We only had I'.i green eye looks down upon me. My Rob Schneider. Read his review of old hat. Resolve 5) Purple- A major philosopher attended a seminar at Boston University, scanned the men and since South Georgia is almost mouth opens only to close (or breaths of pinks, fuschias. amethysts, lilacs and heliotropes in the audlerice. and pronounced that Tug of War, And Jim Dixon reviews a In a way.I am glad that we lost South H00 miles south east of Malvinas. air (polluted or otherwise although I must there was no God. Your average Lamp Poster Girl thinks color coordination is Ihe ability to Tolkien Inspired adventure, and 7a Georgia to those British greenhorns. I Argentina knew Britlan would go for lh.it confess I did smell the heat in her.) "I'm balance six shirt boxes on the line al Bonwil's. . finds he's bored of the rings. was getting tired of the old regime of a first. Right now their feeling a bll over not sure you're speaking to me. Would Soldier of Fortune. I wanted nothing confident. The rest of the boys are dug you kindly please tepeal Ihe question?" A I've also made up my mind about this summer's fashions, though I slill can'l decide more than to go back to Albany, even if Into Malvinas and the other Falklands puzzled look contorts the led side of her whether to Invest In while stockings or dipilatory cream. But what does my opinion matter The last page is where we keep our it means working Traffic Saftey, writing deeper that a leech In a (al lady's ass The face. It (her face) appears to have anyway? Regard it all as tongue in chic. puzzles, cartoons and stuff, as if you tickets to all those speeding students on British are going to have a lot more than undergone some great shock or trauma. 8a didn't know. their way to class in the morning. Ihey bargained for. "Cut the shit. wise ass. You've important Martin Nakell When we were shipped into the island For me, I'm coming home. I have business to attend to. I expect the best of South Gerogia it'was only 17° above. had enough worries living day to day in from all those I choose to love. I'm not Whether we decide lo drink scotch or Couer photo of dog by Sherry Cohen Winds were from the south at 45 mph, strange countries, not knowing what Investing the lime, effort and God knows whiskey. wh;it difference does it make? Or gusting to 55. In fact, the captain of the country is going to write me a paycheck. what else, lor nothing. Get up out ol (flat to live in Kentucky or Montana, it's all the troop transport had trouble launching the Not knowing whether ihe next bullet has bed. If for no other reason than lo have same, it's all living. Whether you decide to landing crafts since the waves kept my name on II. I have made a cool your way with me." be a lawyer or an architect or a carpenter, smashing them against the side of our $70.0011 in all this, not lo mention Ihe "Sounds like I've reached a wrong what difference? Beneath all that deciding ship. It was really bad since some of the Italian-American Student stock —laundering deal In Guatemala. number. Are you sure this Isn't Tony's there is something, there is resolve, and other guys got real sea sick, what with all Enough to put Angela through school. Pizza Parlor? Oh I've reached Ihe local arm that's something different We don't resolve the rocking and swaying and wind and Fried? Jusl as long as it Isn't SUNY. I'll be happy. of giveine-what-l-wanl. Due lo technical to anything. We are just resolve. The seed freezing temperatures. The whole side of Alliance & Keep the shinny side up and Ihe dirty difficulties we must return you to your local does not decide to become a flower or the ship was covered with puke. They side down Catch ya' later, I stations. Please stand by. Remember ihis is bush or plant or tree Or not to become at didn't write about this stuff in Soldier of only ii lest. If Ihis were real I wouldn't be all lint it lias resolve, or is resolve, and it's Fortune. here and neither would you. Correcl me if that resolve which becomes And that's Tangent Magazine In fact, about the only thing that they did World Report I'm wrong bui am I lo take it that the why we don't like this'resolve that we are. get right In Ihe ads was the pay. (We got reason for this meeting is no lonyer valid? because it doesn't care what we decide. roughly $1150 in U.S.) That's not bad in plain everyday English • buzz off!" "1 And what is resolve but death, the ed^e of Present money, even taking into account the lousy try and try to do the things you say you death. When something is resolved it goes weather, bad food and ridiculous fighting like me to do. Why do you mistreat me on dying, and we humans are always being conditions. Dream so? Am I so vile that I must be stripped of resolved, like the light, at TrM) in the /•THE ^SPHTTIHR »T •mrato"~™l° i Its not that we have bad generals. Its UMtnlma . my humanity in order for you lo recover evening, is resolved in a.treei on a /HJNNItST 1 rJ.HU."!? W - jusl that no one can get their act straight. your manhood? What's the matter, can't building, n someone's body* or their eyes. coMEDyiNldxilnxitml • nan First commander Shrike. US Advisor to Ihe you get it up anymore? Something wrong Our dec. ions sleep, we forget them, FrL 4130 Argentine Military Secret Police, goes and Mer with your pecker, old man." dreaming what we don't understand, what orders an air strike of the British South Heat leaps from the depths of my being. understands us more than we do. But Atlantic Task Force. But. just as the My soul, my manhood, my very penis has resolve is something else, it is what never inLC2 planes are about to take off. Ihe order is become a point of contention. My ego sleeps, it is a fire which rises from the pit of countermanded by Costa Mendez. Then chants sucks off the cream thai covers the fertile everyone and goes swirling through their he orders a mining of the waters fields of my mind. I scream into a cosmic being. It is rising now. even in the hardest at 10:00 surrounding the Falkland chain. But that hole. My tongue extends itself exploring body, even in the frailest. The sea is busy falls through when the boys upstairs realize Ihe empty void around my invisible lover resolving, and the moon, in the blue sky or
that, since Europe cuts off economic ties, Passion thrusts itself into action. I stand the dark sky among stars is resolving. And ( no one would sell them the mines. Hubert—Kenneth Dickey guard over the last of my restraints. I'm a man and a woman are resolving, and What really ticked me off was the only inches away from ihe edge. The abyss sometimes they are one whole resolution, snooty, almost pig-headed attitude of Al "Take a lift to the top of the Empire of lerror and violence beckons me to enter and even that, resolution, that too is Pressured? Haig. At all the big press conferences he ALSO Slate its bottomless pit. Constant bliss in resolving. The sun goes down at night and was talking about the urgent need to find a Take a drive across the Golden Gate exchange for my soul. "All the evidence the day becomes dark and we think that ws iM.Minm.-.u ;. peaceful settlement to all differences. March, march, march across Red Square I've run across leads lo a conclusion quite what we see is what there is. Bui what we Contact Middle Earth... Well, pardon my French, but that's a load Do all the things you've never dared" different.from the one (conclusion) you've don't see is that the sun goes on resolving, of horse —shit. If Haig was so fired up -Phillip Adrian Wright expressed lo me today. Perhaps we can out there, in here, day and night. It is Cheech & Chong's We can Help about stopping this mess, why did he try (Story starts with Ihe principal settle this in some mutually beneficial impossible to count out the eternities of the and arrange a secret arms supply deal to somewhere between dream state and manner. I suggest you gp fuck yourself. world resolving, even If we count each of We know the pressures the Argentines when he was supposed to consciousness.) . While il may not make you feel any more our individual lives and all of their be negotiating. And why did he go and predisposed to my continued presence, impulses. "Up in Smoke" wAnd now the show must go on and on students feel around say we were such great friends with the and on. One precious act at least that's the you will at least be out of my hair for a few So we decide to go to work, to make British even though Argentina is a better PR job that's being presented. A lifetime minutes." money, or to stay at home and tend the friend than any of those Left—Wing FrL 4/30 at 7:30 & 12 mid offer to be redeemed upon death. "I don't understand men. All they have illuminations of the day, the struggles of finals time English fags are. (Francis Pym. British Meaningless people spent without mercy. on their minds Is sex (I should say the hour. But either way, there is resolve, Foreign Minister. What kind of faggy The weak as well as Ihe strong do battle fucking). I rather doubt If any man really even though we may think it's different. • name Is Pym, anyway!) this day. knows what to do with his penis. This And because we think it's different that's We're also students If they'd of asked me. I would have said How can the eyes of fools be compared overpowering need to demonstrate their why, to touch the resolve, we have to Adm: $1.50 w/o tax card lets bomb the tar out of them before they to the eyes of angels? For that matter how existence by the wlllfull penetration of both enter our bodies, we have to hack away at and we're trained got to within 500 miles of Malvinas. Hell, dare there be gods that are not servants of objects and humans. A most disturbing ourselves like hacking away with an ax at a $1.00 wI tax card they've had It too easy, holdlno i*iiie my desires. Be honest with yourself for a pattern of behavior If you ask me. When great stone, skillfully, even In our wlldness, as counselors countries like Argentina hostage while moment, do you suppose that anyone ever was the last time you ever put some our desperation to touch our resolve, { England owns prime Islands nod reaL-,, ill .cares unlcss'|he.'poin|-bed;lvei) home by._ humanity Into those sexual images that skillfully, so that we are not killed by the Cat! Or Drop |r« ioa; Schuyler HalU Dufaih Quad i es(u|e., MMPSfc.SllPVS^tJ^^ijrl^Hopg, JMln?.....,...... »....,.,. '• .dominate your mind? You're not a man. flying chips.• page 4a/April 30, 1982 April 30, 1982/page5a
stantly being restored or repaired and" treated with the'utmost respect. In'Leningrad- we visited the famous Winter Palace, former home of the Gzar RIBS and seat of the October Revolution of 1917. The word "magnificent" would not do justice to the treasures found In side the palace. Rooms of malaclte, gold, marble, jewels and other treasures, such as tapestries and china, - or .* stunned us at each glance, and the mar ble staircases and huge, gilded gold doors were truly dazzling. The Winter Palace Is now referred to as The Her \ Ten Days mitage and is considered one of the best museums in Europe. In one large room we were treated to a collection of Rem- brandts. while in another room an That Shook assortment of tea sets and soup serving sets of the finest China and gold was set before our eyes.
A Girl Our next, stop was the beautiful town of Pushkin, named after Russia's greatest poet. On route was Ihe Sum mer Palace, formerly called Tsarko Sell), which was the site of Nazi occupa tion during Ihe cJOll days the Germans surrounded Leningrad In WWII.Throughout the entire palace there are haunting pictures that com by Felecia Berger pare each room with what it looked like during Nazi occupation. As the. Ger man's retreated, they time bombed the palace and a large portion of it was St. Basille's Cathedral in Red Square, Moscow destroyed. Our tour guide explained how the palace has been under restora (Felecia Berger' recently returned plain and in this season still of dark the Soviet Union. In disciplines such as tion since 1947. though it has yet to be from a ten day lour of Moscow and cloth. Not that they all look alike, but English, French, German, or Japanese. completed. A quick look at the pictures Leningrad sponsored by her former the quality of the garments remains con Language studies begin In the second was enough for us to see that the high school Russian literature teacher. sistent. In Moscow, the famous fur hats form (equivalent to our second grade' damage had been extensive. Donations Donald Cairnes. Here's her account of a are extremely popular still. The students who were to act as our of gold by Ihe citizens has helped restore student's uacation behind the Iron Cur While in GUM's my friend Lisa and I guides were mostly sixteen-year-olds much of the palace under government tain.) were approached by two men in their and in the eighth lorm. Their English supervision. he lirst stop for our group of twenties and asked if we wished to sell was fluent. We were each taken in smal It is very difficult to describe the forty high school and college our down jackets . When we declined, groups or individually shown around wealth and beauty we saw in both The T students was Moscow, capital they wondered if we wished to sell the school, free to ask questions in Winter and The Summer Palace. While of the Russian Soviet Federative anything at all. We were to find out that classrooms. touring both palaces, the lour guide Socialist Republic and the Soviet Union, this Is not an uncommon occurence for My guide was a sixteen-year-old never denounced or spoke harshly of and largest city in the U.S.S.R. The foreigners. Several times In the next ten named Natasha. As she explained to the Czarist rule. Rather, what was main attraction in the KOO-year-old city days, we were approached by Russians me. all students are required to wear stressed was the richness of Ihe time remains the Kremlin, once the fortress who offered to buy our jackets or uniforms: dark pants for the boys, skirts and the developments achieved by Ihe nation at each particular time. of the Czars and now the seat of the sunglasses, trade travel bags, or exr for the girls, and white shirts or blouses. Communist government. change our currency for theirs, osten The school goes from the first to the There Is a rich culture to the people More than government buildings are sibly for use in Beriozka, or "dollar" tenth form, and at the end of the tenth amid the streets, despite the mood of inside the walls of the Kremlin. There is shops, where only foreign currency Is students take a difficult series of exams serious and quiet sobriety. We saw a the Palace of Congresses, a modern accepted. Everything in the Soviet for the universities. Those who wish to wonderfully colorful display of Georgian building where the Party has its general Union is expensive, the exchange rale go for a more technical training begin to Dancers at the theatre, and on our last meeting every five years; and where we being seventy kopeks to the dollar, one do so after their eighth form. All the night in Leningrad we went to a special saw the Bolshoi Ballet In an excellent hundred kopeks to the ruble. classes we visited, including a history, restaurant where we were served red performance of Giselle. physics and mathematics (both physics and black caviar, assorted meats, cham pagne, and of course — vodka! After Inside the Kremlin is also a group of Lenin's importance to the Soviet and algebra begin by the third or fourth three small cathedrals. Upon walking in form),' were led by teachers who greatly our dinner, we all danced to traditional Union was made apparent by a visit to Russian music, joining other fellow to the first, the Annunciation Cathedral, encouraged participation by the the Lenin Museum. The walls are Americans and a few Russians. we were all amazed at the absolutely or covered with thousands of quotes and students. . nate, beautiful decor. The walls were artifacts from his life. Everything concer While speaking to Natasha I learned a covered with frescoes, the floor covered ning Lenin, is sacred to the Soviets. great deal about what it was like to be a Lastly,here are a few interesting . with jasper from the Urals, the icons Bookstores sell posters with his image, young student in the Soviet Union. Like points 1 wish to bring oul about the framed in gold. In the second cathedral. statues of him dot the streets, and a ma many of us in the U.S.. the students are Soviet Union. Travelling in Ihe large The Church of Arch.Angel Michael, we jor library is named for him. allowed to join various after school ac group, we occasionally forgot where we saw the tombs of all the Czars up until While discussing his legacy and the tivities, including drama clubs, chorus, were. Though we did have free lime to Peter I. The ceilings in the cathedrals economic achievements of the last half or sports. Most of the students in the ourselves. Ihe city transportation are at least three stories high. And as ac century, the lour guide at the museum school were members of quite a dif systems did not extend very far outside cording to Russian Orthodox custom, commented on the great devastation ferent club, the Communist Party's city limits. Each time we left our room there are no pews. One must stand her country suffered during the second Young Communist League. we were required to turn our keys over through the service. to a woman who sat by a desk on each world war. Gesturing towards a map of The students there were aware of floor. Pictures at the airport or outside Red Square lies beyond the walls of the Soviet Union, she said, "We (the many American pop artists, such as were never given a choice about what banks of the Neva River at the point go to at night in Moscow. At one of the the airplane were absolutely forbidden. the Kremlin, t'nd within Red Square Soviet people) will do anything, we will Elvis Presley on one extreme and the Moscow, after the Kremlin, was the we wanted to eat, and we were never where it enters the Gulf of Finland. The more modern hotels there was a night Though there are practising churches, lies Lenin, displayed in state in the fight, for peace." And it was not just this Village People on the other. They were Moscow Metro. To ride the subway given second helpings. Lunches con city is made up of 44 islands and 60 club, but the entertainment ended at they are frequented mostly by the elder memorial that bears his name. Ordinari one woman who made so strong a com also familiar with certain- movies, like system, you must pay five kopeks sisted of a plate of sliced meat and cab waterways. Peter's purpose in in eleven. Since the buses, trolleys and ly, and the one synagogue in Moscow Is ly, visitors are allowed to go inside the ment concerning the quest for a lasting Star Wars. But when they asked us (perhaps eight cents). After depositing bage, soup (usually fish or potato), and building the city was to cieate a "Win subways all slop between twelve and under constant surveillance. While In tomb and view the body, though we peace. Whether talking ot teenagers or about which artists Soviet artists we the coin into a small machine, you pass a plate of thick, tough beef with half- dow on the West." Because of this, one, most of the night life is confined to Leningrad, we visited the U.S. Counsel were unable because of a re-embalming tour guides or people we met in a hotel, knew, it was a different story. They through an entrance and begin I" 3° fried potatos and more cabbage. The Leningrad Is indeed much more wester one's home. and a Marine Sergeant told us stories of project. that same "fight for peace" sentiment were surprised we didn't know any. down to the train, down almost 300 same meal appeared at dinner.. Once in nized than Moscow. The styles of the Russians attempting to enter the. Opposite the hero's tomb is GUM's, was evident. Thai is not to say that they Natasha also voiced surprise during a feet. Inside the subway, you are greeted a while we had fish, twice we were clothes were a bit more fashionable. One of the questions most asked American Embassy, and being stopped the largest department store in the wish to go to war to insure world-wide discussion of courtship, especially how by walls of marble, on which are painted treated to chicken Kiev, but mostly we The buildings were more of the old- of me Is about the quality of food in and beaten by the Soviet Guards who Soviet Union, and probably the world. peace. Schooled in the sufferings of few rules there really are in this country. beautiful frescoes. Each station In the ci ate beef. For desert at lunch we had Ice European style while less pleasing to the Moscow and Leningrad. To put it plain stand at the entrance of the Embassy. What the Soviets pride themselves on their country through all of Europe's ty is dedicated to an individual (heme. cream. One thing about the sweets, eye. Open displays of affection, she explain ly, it is not quite of the quality reminded me of a closed-ln flea market. major wars, they seemed sincere in talk In the "Revolutionary Station" there arc they are absolutely delicious. The ice Leningrad is covered with these old There is a great deal more to learn ed to me, were not acceptable in the Americans are usually accustomed to. Within the huge building are contained ing of obtaining a lasting peace. dozens of statues of soldiers and cream, the pastries, and the chocolates buildings, formerly occupied by royalty about the Soviet Union, too much to schools. I asked Natasha If she would We were served three meals a day. hundreds of little stores, three or four workers. In other stations there were were all very rich and sweet. and aristocrats. Large and majestic, possibly be able to cover in less than two like to go to New York one day. Her Although the choice at breakfast varied tiers across and three floors high, with A visit to a school proved to be eyes beamed. "Yes, but It is very dif walls covered with stained glass. The these houses now serve either as. weeks. Some day 1 would like lo return, mostly all-open or half open stalls. The trains run every 44 seconds to a minute a little (soft-boiled eggs, some kind of yet to me and 43 others, there's not only a learning experience but a ficult. I do not think 1 will be able to." The city of Leningrad was quite museums or office buildings. major goods seemed' to be socks, and a half. Graffiti and garbage are non fluffed-up custard looking eggs, or sttips something very special about being great deal of fun as well. As we learned, different than Moscow. The city was The Soviets take great pride in their scarves, and boots. Soviet clothing is existent. of meat), lunch and dinner were almost . home. D there are many specialized schools In built by Peler I in the early 1700's on the national treasures. The palaces are con- The most impressive site' In • There were not many places for us to always the same. To begin, with, we I, itiMiiji jo. jpgy April 30, 1982/page 7a "f" *•"' '••-II/I' i"i mi i»
fifty person board finally selected Squeeze. Toots and the Maytals are a bit more Toots and the Maytals. and Flock of Seagulls obscure than Squeeze but no less ac Mayfirst (the opening band touring with Squeeze), complished. In popularity and musicianship, Ivory Boy Other bands Ihe UCB was discussing until they remain near the top of the list In the plans fell through were .38 Special. Joan always-growing reggae music scene. If you t was late summer. 1973. Gas was 37 cents a got bent." Despite a bent guitar, Perkins manages to laugh egardless of the fact that this Is its looking back on Celebration '81. Pozin felt Jett and The Jam. Spending $20,000 on the haven't heard of them, or haven't had much gallon, the Mels were making a stupendous com- clear Into the nexl song. second year as "Celebration", the that "the fence did not dampen Ihe event — music, the money Is being divided the exposure to this brand of music, Mr. F. I'ebar.k only to gag In the World Series. I was on the Much has been made of the McCartney/Wonder relation R memory of Mayfest still dominates it Was simply there for the students' protec following way: $15,000 for Squeeze. Toots Hibbert and company will open your verge of Junior High, and Paul McCartney and Wings had ship. Clearly, Paul admires and respects Stevle and I'm many people's minds as they recall the wide, tion." This year's concert policy is Identical $4,000 for Toots and Ihe Maylals and ears to this infectious beat. n.'eased a new album. Band o/ me Run. It was destined to sure those feelings are reciprocated. Suffice to say that open atmosphere of that yearly ritual. to last year's. Pozln and the UCB submitted a $1,000 for Flock of Seagulls. According to So the major question behind Celebration become one of. If not the best solo albums that he had ever Ihese are two legends, whose appearance on Ihls album proposal to the upper administration asking Pozln. $15,000 is the going rate for a band '82 remains: Wno is Flock'of Seagulls? done. Now it's spring. 19H2.' Gas Is $1.15 a gallon. Ihe will leave more demanding listeners high and dry. Maybe Debbie Millman that this year's "Celebration" be changed of Squeeze's reputation. The opening band for Saturday's show Is Mets are on the road to recovery. I'm on the verge of the other album that was recorded contains a better In back lo "Mayfesi" but the request was Pozln and the UCB (eel confident lhal. as one of the fronl-runners of the new unemployment, and Paul has released a brand new solo ef terplay. On this one. two songs are done together. "What's Nevertheless, the University Concert denied. According lo the administration the long as there is good weather, the show will synthesizer-based sound that Is sweeping fort, titled Tug o/ War. While not being the best of his solo That You're Doing" and "Ebony and Ivory." The latter has Board (UCB) President Dan Pozln said name "Mayfest" Implied a free and uncon be successful. As for police protection. UCB music at this time. They are best known for endeavors, it shows that he Is still very much the Master been enjoying success on the charts, and listening to It tells "ticket sales reached 5.000 by last Tuesday," trollable show where as "Celebration" im member Steve Llchtenstein joked that they their single "Telecommunication" which at musician and composer. why. It Is a plea for racial harmony, sung In beautiful har and Celebration '82 organizers anticipate plied a calmer atmosphere. would be "mean and tough." Pozin Insisted one point held the top spot on the U.S. na mony. Wonder plays his usual synthesizer and electric ticket sales of close to 10.000 by Friday. Nevertheless. Pozin and the UCB worked that Ihe police would just be."hanging out tional dance-rock charts. This single is Robert Schneider piano, but surprisingly, also the drums. II the two continue While UCB doesn't anticipate any hard In providing a great show. The UCB and enjoying the show." representative of their style — colorful to work together, even better quality songs will be the decrease In attendence from last year, the agency. Monarch Entertainment Bureau. Though II is no longer a community event. keyboards combine with energetic vocals To list the biography of Paul McCartney would be redun result. prediction for tomorrow's event is significant Inc. tried to gel a good diversity of music. Pozin feels along with Graduation arrcl and lyrics written with a twist of science fic dant. To list his accomplishments would be eternal. The As for Ihe other song. II sounds like Paul was out playing ly lower than Ihe 18,000 that Hocked the Working with agents representing the bands Telethon. "Celebration '82" will be one of tion. man has had enough achievements for 100. In case you've with his kids when II was recorded. It's totally Stevle outdoor concert In llJ80. that would be in the Albany area on May 1. the few enjoyable events that brings this Flock of Seagulls has toured with such forgotten — in addition to being a former member of the Wonder, and Just not that good. Chances are, however, For the event's first seven years, at Monarch strove to get a big name band. The school together. bands as Psychedelic Furs. Altered Images Fab Pour, he's recorded 11) solo albums with and without that It will get a good deal of airplay on disco/soul stations tendence was unrestricted and there were and the already mentioned Squeeze. Their Wings. All of them have gone gold, with the 5 most recent this summer. Hopefully, two pros like these will produce relatively few regulations enforced on those popularity in the United Kingdom led to a being certified platinum. Aside from being a prolific writer more consistently good material In the future. who came to the event for an afternoon of recording contract in 1980, In the United and performer, he's an enormously wealthy man. His Aside from the disappointing Harrison song "All Those music In Ihe sun. From 1972 lo 1980 at- Slates they .ire handled by Arista records music publishing company. MPL. owns the rights to the Years Ago." popular last summer, Paul has one song tendence tripled from 6.000 to 18,000. Flock Of What? and seem to be heading toward the positive music from shows like A Chorus Line and Grease. His an dedicated (al least lyrically) to John Lennon, and several However, following Mayfest '80, some side of the success scale, based on their abili nual income could rescue the U.S. economy", and on top other cryptic references to the Beatles on this album. At first SUNYA administrators felt that the music ty to turn a musical phrase better than most of this, he may get back the rights to h's early Beatles songs glance "Here Today" seemed like a tribute to some lost and sun lovers attending the event had synth-based bands. by buying Northern Songs. On top of this, the newly girlfriend, but upon closer Inspection it reveals itself as a become unruly and out of control. Accor Formed three years ago by discovered Beatles songs (the BBC tapes), can only in memorial to John. Taken as such, the lyrics are quite ding lo the UCB organizer Bruce Deegan, guitarist vocalisl keyboardist Mike Score, crease Beatles popularity. And now he has a new album. touching. "And If I say I really loved you, and was glad you "the event was somewhat out of hand." the band afler a series of mini-tours — Tug of War one destined to do very well. This is the first came along then you were here today, for you were In my Deegan pointed out thai there were pro formed a working relationship with Bill new record since the dismal McCartney II. song. Here Today." blems with toilet control as University Nelson Nelson, the former leader of Be- Class War: McCartney hits the right key In latest Believe it or not. Paul turns 40 this month. He's a Some of Ihe Influence that Wings had on Paul shows facilities were overused and some were Bop Deluxe-turned-re cord pro devoted family man. married to Linda for 13 years now. album. even now. like on Ihe title track, "Tug of War," with its destroyed. Deegan explained that Dean of ducer/independent label owner, produced and the eldest (by marriage! of his 4 children could be a ing." the beautiful and powerful voice of McCartney covers strange sounds at the beginning, along with a full orchestra Student Affairs Nell Brown told Mayfest the band's first single. "Talking." on his sophomore in college now. He's an intensely private man, a large range, and still has enough strength left to hit the later. The Beatles are here too, with Rlngo doing an un- Organizers that either they change the struc Cocteau label. This increased the U.K. de especially since the murder of John Lennon, With Tug of screamers with ease. I don't think he'd survive "Long Tall noteworlhy )ob on "Take if Away." ture of the evenl or It would be cancelled. mand foi the band (Score, and Frank Maudsley on bass and vocals. Paul Reynolds War however, he seems to want to return to the active life, Sally." but he can still sing. "Dress Me Up as a Robber" Is a chic, sunny song thai During the summer of 1980, Brown met on lead guitar and All Score on drums) and musically at least. He certainly shows signs of diversity In Without a doubt. Paul.Is an exlremely gifted musician. sounds like it could have been recorded on Ihe French with former UCB President Dave Montanaro lead to their first major record deal with terms of musical input, for he has gotten support from This is especially evident on "The Pound Is Sinking, off side Riviera. Strange as it may sound, this number bears a several times in an altempt to restructure domestic label Jive Records. ijtevie Wonder. Michael Jackson, Carl Perkins, and ex- two. which by the way. Is a slightly better side. Although strong resemblance to an obscure Kenny Rogers piece call Mayfest. Montanaro and Brown came up Beatlc Rlngo Starr. Also, former Beatle producer George he Isn't credited, it almost sounds like George Harrison ed "Graybeard." Oh no, not another partnership?!! with a proposal which Included regulations Songwrlting is done by all four members of the band and the best Indication of their Martin produced this one. and his no-nonsense style per playing acoustic at the'very beginning of the song. The There surely Is a silent partner on this album, and he or now enforced — Ihe enclosed concert, ticket talents is their recently released, sell-titled vades the entire album.no-nonsense style pervades the en guitar follows Paul's vocals well throughout the entire song. she plays the horns. On no less that 3 songs are distinct policy, police security and, most obviously, 12-inch. The record includes "Telecom tire album. Album-wide, the guitars are very good. Denny Lalne, a horns heard with no mention of who played them. Either the name change. After approval from munication" and their new single "1 Ran." The album was recorded on the Caribbean island of former Wings-mate of Paul's, plays guitar on 4 songs, and some poor bloke got shafted, or It's Just Paul being modest SUNYA officials. Mayfesi was rechrisllaned Under Ihe direction of new producer Mike Munlsermt. and in London. Actually, enough material was bass on one. Even George Martin plays electric piano on a again. Another mystery concerns the cover picture: when "Celebration." Howlett. (-"lock of Seagulls has released an recorded for two alburns, and the segments wfth Michael couple. was II taken? Paul looks to be about 30 on It. There are University reaction to this change was imports In todays choosy American music album which is worth checking Into. Jackson may appear on a-later album, or even on Carl Perkings has been associated with Paul ever since rumors that the McCartney mane has grey in it. No mailer varied. Peter Lev, presently on the UCB staff n Saturday afternoon, three bands scene. By virtue of their summer '81 hit The message here is: don't show up to J.ickson's next effort All Ihese contacts show that Paul is the Beatles worked with him In Britain In the early GO's; what color his hair is. Paul's a young man. felt, "There was animosity on the part of the will lug their equipment onto the stage near the gym and entertain "Tempted" and their mixture of fine lead Celebration '82 late. Wake up a bit earlier indeed serious about this return to music. The whole album with Ihe Beatles eventually doing one of his tunes,'"Honey With Tug o/ War, Paul clearly re-establishes himself as a students," whereas Pozin felt that, "The O SUNYA for Celebration '82. The headlines. vocals and music, humorous lyrics and per and don't miss one of the leaders in the trend can be likened to John Lunnon's Double Fantasy, in that Don't." The writer of "Blue Suede Shoes" appears on this heavyweight on the current scene. Some would maintain main thing people were upset about was that Squeeze, need little If any introduction. With sonable stage presence. Squeeze should in popular music today. You won't be disap both are well done, serious attempts by artists who try to album, singing a duet, wrillen by Paul called "Get it" that he never was gone, but his past two albums swear that the name of the event was called 'Celebra five albums oul and a sixth In Ihe can. please even those unfamiliar with their pointed. prove that they're still creative musicians. It's a damn Musiclly if sounds like a honky tonk In El Paso on a Satur he was. This one Is already doing well, probably due to less tion' instead of 'Mayfest,'" Some students Squeeze is one of the most successful British music. shame that Lennon died, obvious reasons aside, for hacjhe day night. It's quite imaginative, and plays well, with Informed listeners snapping up copies of an album (or one coined the evenl "Fencefest" in disgust, But -Rob Edelsteln lived it seems likely that the two geniuses may have lent- Perkins on electric and Paul on everything else. Lyrically, it song, in this case "Ebony and Ivory." What ensures this helping hands to each other. has Perkings describing the ebb and [low of popularity: albums longevity Is the fact that 75 percent of the songs are Paul, with Tug. of War, demolishes any rumors that his "Once 1 had a little Spanish guitar. The neighbors told me I really good, and Ihe others aren't half bad. Welcome back. voice is shot. On several tunes, notably "Ballroom Dane- could go pretty far. Well I came and 1 went, and my guitar Paul. D Waldman Two endy Waldman has been in the music business." Brothers. Artistic differences, a euphemistic or through the fringes of new wave or heavy music business for over fifteen Despite this philosophical and rather cliche that actually applies in this case, arose metal, but no one's shoolin' right down that W yers. She has been in a group mature outlook on fame, the Ill-year-old when she began incorporating more rock in- middle road, yet." Sword-id with Karla Bonoff, Andrew Gold and Kenny singer has no intention of becoming, a martyr v lo her music than the company felt comfor- The closet woman to do it she (eels is Edwards and she has toured with Linda to stardom. "1 think I'm ready and of course I ta~ble with. Her sytle was changing; she was Chrisse Hynde of the Pretenders, who ery often, when a "major movie Richard (which sounds all too-familiar tHHHBHH Ronstadt. She has made six albums and got want It." she explained. "But if it {Main growing in new directions and she felt. Waldman thinks "has come up with things trend" becomes apparent, already). Richard has been deposed by an ••I ten rave reviews from publications as diverse Street) doesn't become a platinum record "There was too much history between us to that are so great they are unclassifiable, male V shrewd B-movie producers try to evil monarch named Cromwell (played by as the New York Times and Rolling Stone. immediately I'm not going to go into another make a new start." or female, rock or pop or whatever." get a jump on the big studios. For about the Rlchatd Lynch, who plays villains all the However, until now Wendy Waldman has four year depression. I'll say. 'Okay, what's Additionally, she didn't think Warner was Waldman. quite rightly, thinks lhat most last year. Hollywood has been getting ready time on TV) who used Ihe sorcery of an evil never had a nationwide single released and life going to throw at me next?"' promoting her or her albums as fully as they female rock singers, "identify more with rock to flood the market with "sword and sorcery" demon to overcome Richard's armies. What she still Is not a star. Waldman's outlook may read as phoney could. than with themselves." fantasy epics. Despite the" fact thai the first sort of enchantment exactly was used Ihe or self-protective, but it is. rather the result of She left just as Strange Company had However. Waldman has too much in excursions into this more or less uncharted special effects budget doesn't allow us to see. Mark Rossier a four year depression. In 1978, after six made Ihe New York Times Ten-Best Lis.1 vested "in herself" to do that. Jokes about territory, Excalibur and Dragonslayer. didn't Grown to manhood (he was a boy when his years and five albums. Waldman asked to be and Waldman was sure she "had the world the leather jacket she sports on Main Street's exactly knock Ihe lop off ihe box office by Ihe loll." She was wrong. As she put It. cover aside, she says. "You put my record father was murdered). Talon is now a She is very aware of this last point. In a re released from her contract with Warner charts, il's been widely assumed that the all- on, it's I.ilking about life. I may be wearing a mercenary. Quite conveniently, he and his cent phone interview, after 1 told her how important adolescent audience is going to leather jacket, but 1 made sure to say. M am a men arrive back in the old neighborhood much I admired her new album Which Way flock to these films eventually. women.' I am soft. 1 hurt, but 1 can also be as Cromwell is about to. A.) force a beauliful to Main Street, she said. "I really appreciate With what they cost, they'd better. very hard. I have a lot on my mind and 1 princess (Kathleen Beller) to marry him. and it. It's going to be a real grass roots move "J can come out and talk about issues want to talk about a lot of things in my music B.) crush a rebellion of which the princess is ment, the success or failure of this record." one of Ihe leaders. (If you need a "C"). Ihe because I am basically a songwriter and that's Jim Dixon The Independents strike first: Lee Horsley and Kathleen Beller In The Sword Rarely are performers this open about their more than a lot of women rockers/' demon whom Cromwell doublecrossed after what I think 1 can contriute to mainstream and the Sorcerer. lack of commercial success, but openness rock and roll. I can come out and talk about In any event. ~Q\e Sword and the Sorcerer he took over the kingdom, is actually leading seems to be one of Wendy Waldman's most is an independently produced, low-budget both Ihe rebellion and Cromwell into a trap Issues more than a lot of women tot kers." princess, people being set on fire and the out-takes from luanhoe — the original endearing qualities, attempt to beat out Universale big-budget so he can take over for himself.) She deliberately wanted to maki Which like, that you can'l be bored. (III. maybe.) luanhoe. The footage is so color-faded that it Waldman is fairly philosophical about the mainly thai lo her symphonic. Gershwines- "Nobody wanted to touch me." afler unsuc Conan the Barbarian, which is due out in Way to Main Street a concept albun, because While Ihe plot Is an obvious rip-off, if ihe Did I mention that this particular subgenre has lo be al least twenty-five years old. fact that stardom has avoided her since her que base she had lo add. "stare right ahead cessfully looking for another record deal, she June. For those unfamiliar with the "sword it is not something that has beer nis in dialogue wasn't so hoplessly bad the story lends itself easily lo an R-rating? In short, the makers of The Sword and the first album, Love lias Got Me, was released stuff" like "Heartbeat." the album's first decided to try and establish herself as a and sorcery" school of fantasy, these stories women's music. The album Is dun" in :i lot might make a fun movie. Not a good one Sorcerer left no store unturned in a relentless when she was 22. "I love living." she said, single. songwriter. have elements In common with both J.R.R, of ways and ii succeeds brilliantly on every mind you, just fun. We might even forgive Aside from Ihe bad writing. The Sword struggle to make one of the least Imaginative "and to be honest, if I had a hit record at 22 1 Waldman thinks thai "Heartbeat" is a Her commercial highpolnt as a writer was Tolkeln's Lord of the Rings trilogy and Star cout, Waldman must surely be counted as the fact lhal Lee Horsjey. who stars as and the Sorcerer suffers badly from economic movies anyone has ever seen. In addition, wouldn't have lived to tell the tale. I don't "powerhouse rocker" that's unusual for the Inclusion of, two songs (both co-written Wars. A dashing, macho hero (who is in one oMie prime innovators of the woman's Talon, looks suspiciously like Harrison Ford, anemia. While some of Ihe special effects., they've broken new ground In corner- think I would have survived, 1 don't think ar women because it's mainstream rock and wilh Brie Kaz) on Kim Carnes' Mistaken evitably good with a broadsword) fights his rock movement. But that is not to say she is and that the musical score Is trying very hard though gruesome, are effective, (or the most cutting. Not only is the movie short and tistically I would have grown. roll. She clarified by saying, "When I say Identity album. Then, suddenly, she was of way across some mythical, unknown period a dull, theoretical strategist. She makes lo sound like Raiders of the Lost Ark. pari the film Is cheap and looks II. There Is cheap, even emotional relationships have "I really needed those hard times." she mainstream rock. I think of Bob Seger, fered a deal with Epic Records, She was sur of Earth history, usually, In some combina music that Is vibrant and accessible and an There's so much action (though much of It Is no conslstancy In sets, costumes, or even been cut lo Ihe bone. Han Solo and Indiana continued, '"to make me work harder on my Genesis, the Who and Bruce Springsteen. prised . even shocked, but she accepted tion to depose a tyranncal king, retrieve a absolute joy to listen to. The rock and roll badly staged), what with heads being split locale. The village looks like Il's somewhere Jones, whatever their original motives for art and myself, and I can't complain. And And what ihey have in common is that gratefully. stolen talisman or rescue a beautiful heroine generation of the fifties has grown up and, open, faces being pushed Into grindstones, In the mldeast — slock footage of Calro'll do bailing out their princesses, evenlualy even If 1 don't have a hit record, ! sure do like they're great songwriters." But Epic got a different Wendy Waldman Certainly The Sword and the Sorcerer with people like Wendy Waldman leading hearts being magically ripped out, tongues that to you everytlme — while the castle managed to fall In love with them. Talon set this record and I sure do like what I've She continued. "We've yet to see Ihe than the one who turned out soft. California owes more to Star Wars than to Tolkejn„The belpgaut put, hpcklnc^, gpuglnps, stabblrigs looks medieval and very European. Il too is rock albums for Wariier. Her years as a song the pack, the tradition they grew up with will tles for a one-night stand. With aB-moyle • hbecpme irj (he, propels, wl^c^makes^ flif- great, wonjen .rpfk writer, , Women have hero, Talon, Is the son of a good King : 1 live on: • •<'•••! • • • » -'Ml clubbings, everyone trying to rape the stock footageVih'fact It looks very much like beauty like Kathleen Beller'. Jftal'i brass1.' ' • begun lo come jii either though avahlc garde 'writer h'aci'taught Iter'a number of'lemons, rtt jqi/t ol jtfiiVttj ^nw'uU'i -tVi'JJuL \\ti\)\ boon o U> po The Magic Christian Fri; North by Nor- Ihwest - Sal. Itallan American Student Alliance/Tangent Magazine Films Up In Smoke - 7:30, midnight • Fri. the photograph which reads "the broad buses) they arc going downtown, when Contemporary composer Steue Silent Movie 10:00 • Fri. jumps" and features Muriel Hemingway students are trying to come uptown (the Reich (right) and Musicians will appear hurdling. converse is true for the afternoon). Is in in concert Sunday at 2 pm in the Recital Third Street Theatre In his review, Rossicr claims that Towne creased student safety a good reason for No Joke music Hall of the PAC: General admission is Raggedy Man 7:00. 9:10 - Fri. Sat. Sun. is not voyeuristic yet I found his consistent having ID's checked? Many people ride the $5. Call 457-8608 for Information. close-ups of women's crotches and groups CDTA buses and I have heard few, if any, ou really can't fault Dennis Stevens for his timing. Hellman (459-5322) Also on campus: the international ' of naked women in a steam room extremely incidences occuring on their buses. By in He's very good at the little tricks that make ad On Golden Pond (call lor times) offensive. In a major interview in Playboy suring that a bus is all SUNYA students J.B. Scotis (436-9138) Finnish girl's choir Chorus Scholae Y ministrators the people they are. He realizes how important Lahti. will appear In a free public con-' magazine (hardly an avenue of expression docs that really guarantee safety? I am sure Drongos & Fear of Strangers • Fri. UA Hellman 1&2 Colonic •cert tonight at 7;30 pm in the Recital which one respectful of women would take) more incidents have occurred on SUNYA the buses are to students. He knows that students will not accept (459-2170) Towne described a scene in his movie buses between SUNYA students than with Bogart's (482-9797) Hall. The audience is invited to a recep bus fares, especially for a bus system that's woefully inadequate. Cat People 7:15, 9:30 - Fri and Sat; stating, "1 had another camera on these outsiders. Forcing us to show our ID's will The Sharks - Fri and Sat. tion immediately after the concert by the He understands the opposition students and drivers have against Victor Victoria 7:10. 9:40 - Fri and girls, focusing on their crotches, getting big increase the time it takes to board the buses 55 member chorus. Sat. ger and bigger as they got closer and closer and cause even further delays in a system mandatory ID checks. He knows they see it as an attempt to get Hulla-Baloo (436-1640) until it was just an eye close-up of two that is already plagued with delays. everyone used to the idea of showing a pass to get on the bus — on Joe Whiting - Fri. John Volby • Sat. Madison (489-5431) great-looking pussies." I find no difference No, Mr. Stevens this is one SUNY- ly later you'll have to pay extra for the pass. Ragtime (call lor limes) in his attitude and that of other por Albany student you 'nave not fooled by in Yesterday's (489-8(166) The sleaziest time to move against students is right before finals. nographic film makers who objectify stituting a mandatory ID check. The Stockman Brothers - Fri and Sal. Fox Colonic 1 & 2 (459-1020) women's bodies. — Steven Kramer It's right before finals, and Dennis Stevens has moved against the Porky's 6. 8, 10 - Fri; 2, 4, 6, 8. 10 - Sal and Eigth Step Coffeehouse (434-1703) The women's coach in the film, whom Student Action Committee students. Pauly's Hotel (463-9082) Sun; Quest for Fire-7:15, 9:15-Fri; 2:15, Happy Traum - Fri; Debby McClathy - Sat. Rossier commends highly, is actually very Central Council Wally Stark - Fri and Sal; Doc Scanlon 4:30, 7:15, 9:15- Sal. He claims that too many non-students are packing our buses. Sun. movies destructive of the women. He is extremely Recital Hall jealous of the relationship between the The only real problems with non-students on buses have happened Justin McNeil's (436-7008) The Chorus Scholae Lahtl - Finnish Girls Tower East Cinema I ,C 7 theater film's main characters Chris Cahill (Rossicr at night, and on weekends. It is justifiable to check for IDs then — Waller Donamora - Sal. Give Us a Break Choir - Fri at 7:30 Free; Steve Reich and Cannonball Run 7:30. 10:00 - Fri and Sal. Capital Repertory Company even got the name wrong) and Tory Skin safety is important. Lark Tavern (463-9779) Musicians - Sun at 2 pm $5.00 general ad Feathers ner. He pits them against each other, ac To the F.dl(or: Colby:Snow - Fri and Sat. mission. $3.00 students and senior cilizens. The safety argument doesn't stand up to crowds packing into Albany State Cinema l.C 18 cuses Tory of injuring Chris, tries to force The school bus-Mandatory 1,1), Referen Breaker Morant 7:30. 10:00 - Fri and Sat. Albany Theatre Project himself upon Chris, laments the fact that dum, give us a break! What's next? A dress the green monsters to catch that 9:45. It doesn't make sense to en The Shelf (436-7707) Proctor's Theatre Harold Pinter's Betrayal at RPI Chapel & he's stuck coaching women who care about code? force the ID checks during peak times — there's just not enough Downtime - Fri and Sat. The music of Richard Rogers • Fri. 8 pm. International Film Group LC 1 Cultural Center - Fri and Sat 8 pm each other and aren't the hardened athletes The university seems lo think that riding time and it's unnecessary. Safety isn't a problem during peak he wants them to be and ultimately destroys the buses is some sort of privilege, but such times, only at night. the women's relationship. is hardly the case. Already we must deal Rossier also convicntly misses the just of with gross inefficiency, surly drivers, long It does make sense to check for IDs if those IDs are going to be top twenty Towne's central theme that Chris can only waits in cold weather, service cutbacks, replaced with bus passes you have to buy. It looks a lot like Dennis aspects: become completely mature when she ac threats of fares, etc., etc. Now must we be Stevens wants us all to get used to the idea of showing a pass, er, 10) GregKlhn quires her .(in Rossier's words) "charming, harassed to juggle our books around for a ID card to gain acess to the buses. 1) Dave Edmunds DC 7f/r 11) The. Jam The Gift supportive, preppy boyfriend." The two few minutes while we fish out our Iden 2) The Bongos Drums Along The Hudson 12) Roxy Music "More Than This" meet in a gym where the boy cannot keep tification cards? To hell with thai. It's a When the new policy starts Monday, plan to ignore it. Join the "the end" next friday '.'<) Bow Wow Wow "I Want Candy" 13) Spill Enz rime and Tide his eyes off Chris' body in a pool or off of stupid, time-consuming move and we won't ID boycott. If students decide that showing IDs during peak time 4) Motels Alt /-"our Won id) I luman League Dare! her crotch while he lays beneath her lifting stand for il. Bonn: Jesus Christ! What happened, you Otter: (To Boon) Germans? 5) Talking Heads 'Hie Name of The Band Is is a waste of time, we might be able to stop Stevens' latest attempt 15)02 "A Celebration" weights. How Rossier could miss this ob Rest assured that I plan never to waste look grotesque! Boon: Forget it. he's on a roll. to get us used to the idea of pay buses. Talking Heads IGJWqltresses Wasn't Tomorrow Wonderful vious objectification of a woman's body is my time (or anyone else's) looking for my Otter: Some of the Omegas did little Blulo: And it ain't over now! Cause when li) Paul McCartney Tug of War 17) l-'leshtones Roman Gods beyond me, Of course, Chris needs this I.D. to show lo any bus driver. Also, be cer As they say, timing is essential to comedy. Stevens' latest idea to on my (ace. the going gets tough...(long pause)The 7) Blasters Bias/era 18) („„;„,„, [.„,!„,, Another Cray Area man's support, and not her own or that of tain that this pointless ordinance will die a prepare us for the era of pay buses is a joke. Laugh a little at it Bluln: \Whu was III? tough get going! Who's with me. let's GO!! «) Haircut Kill Pelican West l^\ Nuv. Math "They Walk Among You" her women friends, to win at the Olympics, timely and appropriate death before the < HtejM Oh. Greggle-and Duugie id.s (Bluto runs out of the ryurn. leading an nn- 9) XTC English Settlement 20) I ' I Monday with the rest of us. iis Band Freeze Ft hence, her maturity and success is con Pall 1982 semester. the Miller Hitler youth maginary hoarde of Delias. No one follows.) tingent upon her dependence on a man. Boon. Why? What did you do? — Waller Heifer, What the fuck happened lo the Delta I used Obviously, Towne's themes and depic Otter: I don't kno^fr. They'reJust a buinh el Alumni Quad io know? Where's the spirit? Where's the tion of women arc no different from those animals, ! ijuess. i get the reeling I missed guts? Hardbar! Hey, hey. whaddya say! crossword of countless other misogynistic films and something here. Huh? Slork, you madman! Are you with the fact that Personal Best is billed and Sit-in Support Boo,,. Veah. you did. We're officially kick me? Mothball! Up, up big fella. Let's go, r 1--2 3 4 H|5 r / 8 9 •jjni il 12 13 reviewed as being "respectful of women" is eel out ol school Wormer got our grades. go. go! (Runs out of the room. No Deltas absolutely infuriating. To the Editor: Oiler; Kicked our ol school thai make* follow.) You PUSSIES! This could be the o ,,, ,.,, ^SPECTN — Belly DiMaria After reading your editorial (April 23) I sense greatest nigh! ol our lives but you're gonna wondered how you would feel if the same Esfabfra tied la 1911 Blulo; Hey! What's this lying around shit! s 1/ ~ |i; Dean Betz, Editor in Chief let il be the worst! Oh! we're affrald to go with •, I coalition look over President O'l.carys' of We just gonna take this? you Bluto. We could get in trouble. Well Wayne Peereboom, Divld Thanhauser, Managing Editors s zo Hi ST fice. Would you say they had given no prior Storfc: What the hail we spoze ta do. ya you can kiss my ass from now on. Nol me! You Can't Fool Me 4 warning? Would you criticize their action? Newe Editor Beth Brlnser moron! , I'm not taking this! Wormer, he's a dead Aaaocialt Newa Editor. Mark Hammond, Teri Kaplowlt* w B" Br •• To the Editor: Would you say they had stormed his office? ASPects Editor Andrew Carroll D — Day; War's over man. Wormer dropped man! Marmalard? Dead! Neidermeler?... I highly question Dennis Steven's motives As a paper you have the power of freedom Aaaociat* ASPeeta Editor David Brooks the big one. Oiler: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but numin o mmmmmmm•-i-i MUX of the press, which seems to make you im Sound and Vision Editor Mark Rossier for instituting a mandatory SUNYA-ID Blulo; What? Over? Did you say over? absolutely right. We gotta take those Sports Editor Larry Kahn check before boarding the SUNYA "green mune from attacks by those groups which Associate Sports Editors Michael Carman, Mark Gesner Nothing's over III we decide it is! Was it over bastards! r you purport to advocate. It seems that as a Editorial Pag** Editor Edan Levins machines." Mr. Stevens claim that a lot of when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Bluto:(to everyone) Let's GOII ' D paper of new ideas and students rights you Copy Editor Claim Schneider Hell no! WwMi I^MCT— non-University members arc riding the Contributing Editor Susan Mllllgan buses might be true to a degree, but 1 feel can not relate to a group of students trying Editorial Aaslstant: Mike Raid, Stall writers: Felecla Berger, Ray Callglure, Bonnie Campbell, Jerry Camplone, d Ken Cantor, Hubert-Kenneth Dickey, Jim Dixon, Rob Edelateln, Bltt Fischer, Bethany Goldstein, Ken Gordon, 11 ••46 W this is just a continued effort by Mr. to amend a wrong in an active and political Stove Gossett, Marc Haspel, Stephen Inleld, Debbie Judge, Craig Marks, Jon Miles, Debbie Mlllman, John Moran, w Stevens and the Plant Department to even manner. Why didn't you protest the sit-in Carol Newhouae, Madeline Pascuccl, Stevon Poppor, Liz Reich, Robert Schneider, Marc Schwarz, Lisa Strain, mm m M • tually charge Off-Campus Students (and at the Follet's SUNY bookstore as im Stalt artists: Bob Bugbeo, Stevon Lehan, Spectrum and Events Editor, Betsy Camplsi, Zodiac and Preview Editor proper? Lisa Strain, Stall Emeritus: Bob Bellatiore, Laura Florontlno, Frank J. Gil, Steven A. Greenberg, Rob 6 Grubman, WW ^U" www maybe all students) for bus service. By re Sylvia Saunders, Beth Sexer. Joanne Welner. 57 Wil W quiring SUNYA students to show their If I were the ASP I would congratulate ID's, I feel Mr. Stevens will probably sug those students who acted in such a way as to Bonnie Stevens, Buainaas Manager So lb! mmpr Janet Orelfues, Advertising Manager gest a "bus pass" in the fall, and finally express their beliefs to the largest number of John Trolano, Sales Manager charge students a fee to obtain these people in the quickest way possible. "passes." — Name Withheld by Request Billing Accountant. Hedy Broder, Judy B. Santo, Karen Sardolf (o)l:dwaril Julius Colloginto CW8'.-" Payroll Supervlaor Arlane Kallowlti THe reason's Mr. Stevens gives for im Cilice Coordinator rr Jennifer Block plementing this policy (which has always ex Claaallled Manager Marie Garbarlno Composition Manager • Melissa Waaserman ACROSS 49 » and Mike" 2B Time off isted but has never been enforced) such as 50 Extremely variable Adverlialng Sales: Andrew Horn, Debbie lllbasi, Mlndy Schulman, Advertising Production Manager. Oianne 29 Chicago team increased student safety and creating more Giacola, Advertising Production: Ronl Ginsberg, Mlndy Horowitz, Susan Pearlman, Elaine Russelt, Olllce Stalt: 1 Wife of Henry VIII 53 Football passes 30 Anesthetic 5 Night clubs 5/ Chide vehemently 31 South American birds seats for-SUNYA students arc very vague ALL Janet Gulh, Patricia Hammer, Alice McDermott, Judy Torel 10 Poke 50 Wabash tributary 34 Common suffix and I believe deceiving. 14 "Waiting for the 60 More than 40 Part of EOT Jack Duntchlag, Production Manager Robert " 61 Bury 41 Having no fixed First of all, if someone not attending LETTERS Ann Hoch. Associate Production Manager 15 Perceptive 62 Aquatic bird course SUNYA attempted to board a bus, what 16 Famous gambltnij 63 House plant 42 Telegraph keys Chlet Typesetter : Cathie Ryan city 64 Layers could the driver do to stop him/her? Throw Vertical Camera BUI Boniiia 17 Olympic event 43 Arouse interest TO THE 65 Lights out 45 vlctis him off physically? Or refuse to move the Paste-up: Lorl Corsun, Carla Sard, Typists: Joyce Balk, Lynda Benvenuto, Tina Bogln, Carol Bury, Mary Duggan, 19 Wood sorrels 47 Secular Elizabeth Heyman, Virginia Huber, Marie Garbarlno, Joanne Gullderaleeve, September Klein, Saralyn Levlne, Zarl 20 Support bus and flag down an Albany Police Of DOWN 50 Teacher, for short EDITOR 8tahl, Linda Thill 21 Unsophistlcation 61 Carry on ficer? Or ask students riding the bus to 23 Bum 1 Le Pew 52 Spanish child 24 Stumble 2 Danish measure throw the person off? All of the preceding 53 Barracuda Photography, Supplied principally by University Photo Service 26 Cold, dry wind of 3 Tear 54 Wild ox examples are absurd and forcing a driver to Must be signed and France 4 Sharp replies 55 Chicago district Chlsl Photographer Marc Honschol, UPS Stall: Dave Asher, Laura Bostlck, Alan Calem, Karl Chan, Amy Cohen, 29 Braggart 5 Person used by 66 Emulates the sun choose any one of those options would Sherry Cohon, Tavld Hauson, David Lopelstat, Lola Mattabonl, Alan Menlle, Sue Mlndlch, Mark Nelson, Suna 32 Sister of Ares another 59 Organization for reduce the efficiency of the bus system even include telephone Stelnkamp, Warron Stout, Marty Walcoe, Gall WatBon, Will Yunnan 33 Bowler Dick 6 Pain Mr. Chips 35 of office 7 Ending for thought further. Frankly, I feel that there are few number. Drop off The Albany Studonl Press Is published every Tuesday and Friday during the school yoar by (ho Albany Student 36 Mr. Rltter • B English school non-University person's riding our buses. Press Corporation, an Independent not-for-profit corporation. Editorials are written by the Editor In Chief with 37 —— mode 9 Old D.C. ballplayer members of the Editorial Board; policy la subject to revlow by the Editorial Board. Advertising policy does not 3B — Guevara 10 Stipulation The State workers who park their cars in in ASP office 39 Handle: Fr. 1 jtffl necessarily rollocl editorial policy. 41 Tennis name 11 Container the lot next to the Hellman Theater have Mailing address: 12 Go length I J*J ' Albany Student Press', CC 320 43 Ancient Arcadia 13 Prescription part t ML charted buses (supplied by the State) lo CC 329 town IB Sandarac tree 1 •r their offices and Ihey do not adversely ef 1400 Washington Ave. .1 Albany, NY 12222 44 French port 22 Mr. Gershwin r tii .46.llprk.er5 with meat 25 Silver or gold H fect the operation of our buses unyway (filB) 457-Bo92;3322/33o9 ''- ''of*'fWh' ' ' ' 26" "Goodnight/-^-" '. mmvt slrtc«,irt Die flowing (if ilieyfyen board our 48 Glacial ridge 27 Certain gun •H LI 1 I '.V ; i • ,>-••• ALBANY STUDENT PRESS, APRIL 30,1982 ALBANY STUDENT PRESS, APRIL 30,1982 5.3 T1D, Noch. Happy birthday. Here's to two great I don't know how you put up with O'Leary Speaks years at this place they call SUNYA. me sometimes, but! love you for try ([Lost/Fou.tdj) Drink upl ing. Love, B Your roomie ^-continued on page 7 The general forecast for Satur Lost: Gold Hebrew namepl-te Coming soon: S'INY end ol the year P.S. Mayfest will the best ever. sit-in, so you can get a problem bracelet. Great sentlmenal value. party at Gan.as Dance Clubl AllfiGn because or that. day, Celebration '82 calls for ' Classified Reward. Call Marcl 7-7975. _ppie-baby, Congratulations and best of luck, I said the other day, why do we Happy 20 and Vi I Too bad you can t new chairperson! You'll do a terrific temperatures in the middle-to- Summer i.imale subletter needed. Lost: A pair of brown framed nscape gettl"g oldl Tough break, Job! expect to be immune from the pro glasses in a soft brown case. Near Modern, furnished, on busline, eh? - Love, Nancy blems of society? We're not; we-are Campus Circle. If found please call Love your Siamese roomie, Sta-ba P.S. Have a fantastic time at upper 70's, and lots of sunshine! ] washer/dryer. Cathy 438-1095. Rob, 455-6413. society. Every issue you have in a ([ Services^) Room available. Female wanted to Mayfest. | Capital District Humanities Pro My dearest Ron, Donna, society is reflected here. The job of 24th NBERNSF Seminar on Baye- complete 3 bedroom apt. located on / was nof In love, but open to per gram Is sponsoring a program of Washington Ave. on busline. Rent Sorry about your sheets. Did the the university is how do we con sian Inference in Econometrics suasion—during the last 6 months smell com out? music of India on Sunday, May 2 Hel-Mar professional baggage ser $160 utilities Included. Call (^ For Sate^ my love for you has grown and front (hem. May 7-8, hosted by Ihe Department vice—lowest rates for door-to-door Love, Eddie and Jell at 7:30 p.m. at the Recital Hall of 458-2840. deepened. No matter what hap of Mathematics and Statistics and baggage transportation anywhere; Little One, Q: You had a meeting with pens, know that I will always love the Performing Arts Center. Department of Economics. On May oaff Jeff at 7-7971, Female wanted to complete 4 Dodge Dart, 1972, good condition, you _ 6e your 'little pup'. Happy an Knowing you are smiling fills my representatives of the campus black bedroom apartment on Partridge. 1 heart with wishes of being with you Featured perlormer will be flutist 7 there will be a series of lectures Professional Typing Service. .IBM needs minor work, $350. Maureen niversary. groups before I came in Thursday, block from busline, 2 blocks from a long time. Please be mine this Sushll Mukherjee. Free admission. from 9:00-5,:30 at Alumni House. Seleotrlc Correcting Typewriter. Ex- 7-4013. weekend and forever. perlenced. Call 273-7218. Price Chopper. Avail 6/1, $110 per Biiiie; as you have in the past. What comes Class of 1983 meeting Sunday, On May 8 lectures will run from month, furnished, utilities Included, For sale: Assorted household fur Thanx for the most amazing Love you always, Eric of these meetings? Passport/Application Photos. $5 for non-smoker. Contact llene 7-4923, niture for sale Including couch and freshman yearl You are my ' jstest ' May 2 at 4 p.m. in the CC 9:00-12:15 at the Ramada Inn. 2, $1 for each 2 thereafter. Lynn, Meryl 7-8730. 2 beds. Available on or before May buddy from Seneca. Renumber, Summer palace available. Hudson A: We go through a number of cafeteria. All are welcome. Those Interested contact Pro Avene, large bedrooms with walk-In ' Tuesdays, 1-3 p.m. No appointment 23. Call 489-7305. , South Allen isn't that far from In fessor J. Dickey at 457-3956 or necessary. University Photo Ser Summer subletters needed: 3- closets. Vi block to bars and Issues: how students are oriented on Chapel House Shabbat Services dian Quad. 457-3963. vice, CC 305. Any questions? Call rooms, $50 & utilities, 260 Partridge Walkman type FM stereo's sellout, busline. Porch, backyard. this campus, can we examine what every Friday at 6:30 p.m. and St. Call 438-6451. $22, cassette $41. 7-4700. Love ya, Phlllle Will or Laura, 7-8867. Reasonable. Bill 7-5205, Mark happened here, can we increase Saturday at 9:45 a.m. All are In Male subletter needed: large room Computer tapes 9-track, 1600 BPI, Edelhead, 7-5285. Act now to have your belongings Though It may never be between us, dialogue across students. That's the vited. transported door-to-door. Last day (double bed), desk, dresser, panel unlvac used twice $10 each. Thank you to all my friends who Russell Sage College presents the I'm proud to call you my Iriendlll kind of thing that's going on. What to call Hel-Mar Is May 10; call Jeff at ing and carpet. 171 N. Allen St. (2 463-7005. helped to make my 20th birthday as Junior College of Albany presents final performance of "Chicago" on blocks off Washington.) Available (But remember, I am only humanl I 7-7971. 77 Ford LTDII, A/C, P/B, AM/FM, Ex wish you hadn't found out my great as It was. wc tried lo do today is look at some "The Shadow Box" directed by May 1 at 8 p.m. at the Little 6/1 to 8/31. I'll give a break to Love, Melinda Typing, Call Laura. 465-9562 after 5. anyone If they want It for all 3 mon cellent MPG, 302 eng. Great condi secret!) Just want to wish you the practical things we can do. bon Bessette on April 30, May 1 Theatre. Admission: $5 general tion. Call Marc 7^1703. absolutely happiest of happy bir ths. Call Steve at 482-6726. . Dear SJ, Q: Prior to this incident, had you and 2 at 8 p.m. In the Second public, $3 students with Id's and Dial a Typlsfl Call 463-2733. (On thdays and send you all my lovelll The past 6 months have been TDK Cassette tapes SAC-90s Love, Cookie Floor Theatre. Admission $2 and senior citizens. On May 2 and 3 SUNYA busline.) $32.00, DC-90S 123.00 (per box). Con great—happy anniversary—and I had any meetings with black groups $1, The (Mm "Klute" will be shown the film "The Miracle Worker" will Typing Service fast, accurate, on tact Lee 7-5088. Honeys, nope the future Is even betterl on campus? SUNTA bus route, .70 page. Love always, Your little fella In CC 224 at 8 p.m., free admis be shown at 7 p.m. In the Schacht For sale, 105 lb. weight set. $15 or Just a little; pus, RDU, CUD, Harp, A: I personally have not had 371-7701. (^ Jobs J kinky boat beasts, Fat Lebanese sion. Fine Arts Center. Admission $1. best offer. Marc 7-51B4. Laura, regular mccctings with black Use Hel-Mar's 30 years experience Kraco 100-watt seven band Alliance and virgin wool. I love youl Thanks for being Ihe to move your luggage, stereos and greatest roomie ever! groups. I have met with black Overseas |obs—summer/year equalizer-power booster. Never us Glna, Jenny, Eileen, Meredith, and albums, bicycles, etc. Call Jeff at round. Europe, S. Amer., Australia, Forever friends, Snonter groups and other minorities from 7-7971. Asia. All fields. $500-$1200 monthly. ed. Paid $100, will sell $55. Jill, Sightseeing. Free Info. Write IJC Mohican and Indian will not be the Colonial Quad presents Quadstock time lo time. EDUCATORS Need credit? Get Visa-Mastercard. Walkman type portable stereo. FM same with us living together next III with 3 live bands Including Ariel No credit checkl Guaranteedl Free Box 52-NY1 Corona Del Mar, CA and cassette $58. FM only $23. and Hot Lobsters. Friday, April 30th Q: The ASP used the term 92625. year. It will be great. details. Send self-addressed, Mark 455-6690. 9pm-1am behind Colonial Cafnterla. "militant-for-a-day" to stamped envelope: Creditline, Box Tracey Career opportunities Our employ Brown dresser, 9 drawers, Doris, 334-Cl, Rye, NH 03870. ment program Includes hundreds of characterize many of [he protestors. 350* HEEDED 3'x3'x1'3";portable closet on Immediate job openings. Dial Have a great weekend and birthday! Have A Good One, EdelI! I! Do you agree with that assessment? Typing. Term papers expertly typed, wheels, 6'x3'x2'; coffee maker; Maybe someday I'll be able to buy .70 per page; Jean 43f 2441. American Job for dally leads, all blender. Call Mike at 489-5947. A: Lei the ASP make their own UPPER VOLTA. MALAWI. TUVALU fields. Resumes typed tree. No huge you ACME Co. It's been a great two Claude, agency lees. Call 458-8551, Furniture, good condition: couch, 2 years. My feelings and emotions can't ex- conceptions. I won'l comment on ECUADOR. TUNISIA. SENEGAL •American Job Connections, 105 arm chairs, bed, dresser. Cheap. Love, Donna ress enough the happiness you've thai. That's their concerns. I believe Wolf Rd. $50 fee/year. Call Andrea, 438-8144. Erought me. Thanks for being ([ HowsiniT}); Honeys, humorous, heh heh hehlng, wearing they were sincere. PEACE CORPS VOLUNTEERS SERVE IN THESE AND Top rated N.Y.S. coed sleep away For Sale: Assorted household fur Andrew—use the Rocky Mountain Chaps, and making me forget about Q: Should the Administration FIFTY OTHER DEVELOPING COUNTRIES, GAINING camp seeking Bunk Counselors, niture Including couch and two approach all the men I've ever been with, and Walerskllng, Jewish culture (piano, beds. Available on or before May 23. David—welcome to the zoo all the men I'll ever be with. have attempted some sorl of con TWO YEARS OF WORK EXPERIENCE WHILE HAVING Two full time NY State employees singing, discussion). Contact: Ron Call 489-7305. Peler—Don't be afraid Happy Birthday, you sexy Austrian. sciousness raising in the past? looking to sublet a complete house Klein, Director, Camp Kinder Ring, Steve—free at last Love, Vlkkl A LIFE EXPERIENCE THROUGH SERVICE. A: You mean of the ASP editors? for summer. Price negotiable. Call 45 E. 33rd Street, New York, NY Stew—It's a miracle Dear Mon Chocholat's, Dave at work at 474-1717. After 5, 10016, 212-889-6800. Stephanie, Terl, and Gall, Honey's 1, Mice 0. I am very pleas (laughs) 465-5047. ' STRAIGHT FRCM COLLEGE OR WITH EXPERIENCE, Boys Camp (54th year) In New Personals Here's lo a great coming yearl I ed. More wine? A copy of the book? I don'l. want to sit here and can't wait! YOUR TEACHING BACKGROUND OR DEGREE IS A Summber sublet—3 bedrooms England invites applicants for Homeboy, blame. There's plenty of blame for available, Partridge St., Counselor positions. Separate > C-'yn FIRST STEP IN QUALIFYING FOR OUR PROGRAMS c Thanks for coming. I love you. everybody. The point is where do Washer/dryer, backyard, screened specialties: Canoeing, water-skiing, You, Lauren, Your homeglrl IN PRIMARY, SEC, BUS,, AND PHYS. EDUC. porch, near busline, bars, and Joe's fishing, tennis, baseball, ceramics, Bah, Bah, black sheep, have /ou Wc go from here? Shouldn't we be Caterers. Call 7-8745. street hockey, weigh! training, ham I don't know what to say. Only that I Lenny, thought our love could withstand any wool? doing more consciousness raising? I Sublelter wanted only $45.00/mo. radio. Other openings. Extra June Melanie Thanks for showing me how great THESE VOLUNTEER POSITIONS OPEN IN SPRING,' State St. bet. Ontario & Quail. work available. Sena full details— anything. I hope I wasn't wrong. life can be when you have someone say yes, that's what 1 really would Joe Kruger, Camp Mah-Kee-Nac, 20 Sorry for the hurt. It wasn't Inten RJ, lo share it with. The months I've SUMMER AND FALL, AND THEY WILL QUICKLY BE Across from Alumni Quad. Near tional, but you know my love for you like lo sec us do. I'm trying to think everything. Fully furnished. Brad Allen Court, South Orange, N.J. Ya know, If I didn't love you I'd hale spent with you have been the best 07079. is. I've never had six better. you. Just friends OK? Have a super in my life. Here's to many more. All ol a way of practically doing that. FILLED, FOR INFORMATION AND APPLICATION, 465-1316. Me weekendl my love now and forever. Counselors—Private coed over Q: Ultimately, can there be any Sublelters: Beautiful apartment on Always, Arlo ' Barbara busline. Call Adele, Monica 7-8660 night camp In Berkshlres has open To everyone who helped make Spr- degree of racial harmony on cam call toll-free NOW ings in basketball, tennis, archery, Colonial's biggest event ol the year or Elyse 7-4827. Ingfest '82 such a smashing suc June, pus? gymnastics, lacrosse, model cess— Thanksll You done great!!! ' Is coming, this Friday—April 30th Hahahahahaha Summer sublets wanted. 3 rocketry, radio statlorffAM), hiking, Love, Lisa, Sue, and Mary Beth (the night before Mayfesf!) Don't Hahahahahaha A: You've got to believe that. 1-800-523-0216, ext 218 bedrooms on busline. 516 Hamilton backpacking, arts & crafts, musical miss—Quadstock III with three live Hahahahahaha Don't you? Ave. $60-80. Call 7-8746, ask for director/piano accompanist, Dear Bill, Keith, Stew, bands, beor/soda/munchles, out Hahahahahaha In PA, 1-800-462-1589, ext 218 Jody, Tim or Larry. dance/movement/show Good luck. You will be missed. door bar-b-que and an airband con Hahahahahaha Q: You want lo believe, but what choreography, drama, waterlront Bwana test with prizes. Wanted: one female to complete Hahahahahahaha! do you see? pool (WSI), swimming Instructors To the male contingent of the night Dan and Jeff APPLY EARLY spacious 3 bedroom apt. Located (WSI). Openings also lor unit Dina! A: Easy to get there? Oh no. on Myrtle Ave. 2nd floor. Call A V squad, What can we say?! Anthony, •quel opportunity employe* leaders and bunk counselors. Good Thanks, lor all the support you Possible? Yes. Arc we going to do Joanne or Amy, 462-0175. salaries and friendly atmosphere. Sincerely, Whoel e? What I said was stupid and I'm showed lor my debut. I'm not sure sorry. il? Yes. Sybletter wanted. 480 Hudson Ave. Contact: Rulh Burg, 190 Kingsley Mom approved, though. But will you Gary, Mike, Seth, Larry, Completely furnished, rent very Road, Burnt Hills, N.Y. 12027, all ream respect me In the morn I'm getting psyched for those base ; Jeff reasonable. Call Marcl, 7-7975. 518-399-9132 any time or 372-0239 ing? ment parties! Brenda, One person needed lor three between 10 am and 8 pm. Love, Carol Caryn Here Is the personal you wanted. Dairies Sour One Two Fingers Dorm Shirt bedroom apartment. Madison Ave. You're a great RA and an even bet /MADISON AVE A at N. Main. Good location, $120 & Jobs " deare6T donNa, dlna aNd janE, uz; ter person. Thanks for all the talks Those 30 hours were amazing. Dinner next Friday and sailing over and times. *-cominuedfwm page 3 Yours for $6^ utll., furnished, front porch. Faith or Jobs Boy...were we sore! Claire 7-5202. the summer. Two offers you can't Becky cost his dairy $3 to $3.50 each. Jobs ' US refuse! ONTARIO SI*, It'll cover you up. It'll keep you warm. Besides, It. Subletters wanted for summer, on The Sunday Houston Chroni Don't miss Colonial's Quadstock III Pat My Dearest Darcy, Davis' dairy, along with others in says you-have good taste when It comes to Tequila. cle has over 50 pages of Help Well, here's your personal. Thank busline, near Alumni Quad. Par this Friday, April 30th. 4pm-1am To all who made my 21st so great. the OU area, has even made special Two Fingers. Order one up. . . the Tequila and the Wanteds! Employees needed behind Colonial Cafeteria. you for a great exciting year. I love AL6AKJY. tridge St. Rent negotiable. Call Thanks. I love you. you. arrangements with campus police lo Dorm Shirt. Just fill out the coupon below and send 458-2901. for almost every field of work. Rob; Ingrld Love always, Alan go through student dorms at the along $6.95 for each shirt. The rest Is up to you. Subletters wanted—6/1 to 9/1. Cor You have to.see it to believe itl You re beautiful and wonderful. For the latest edition of the end of the school year to search for ner of Morris and Lark. Great value. Thanks for being so uniquely ^ Send check or money order to: $65/mo. Call 7-6954. Houston Chronicles Sunday special to me, and enjoy only the abandoned cases. best on your birthday. e Two Fingers Tequila Merchandise Offer Wanted: Two subletters for Classified Section, send $9.95 ^udee^^ the victory increased his season's 7-5 and 7-6. got blown off the field in Ihe fourth By MARC HASPI.I. record to 7-2 and, including the Ringlc was able to salvage some quarter. The Albany State men's tennis autumn competition, made his year revenge by teaming up with "The fourth quarclcr in every Fall to RIT and Oswego This Week team visited RPI Thursday after long record, 14-2. Wicgand to defeat Rios and Dave game has really destroyed us," said noon and came home victorious on Dave Lerncr beat Andy Hoff D'Amico, 10-2 (a pro-set was • week, (o ihe Rochester Institute of Albany lacrosse coach Mike Motta. By LARRY KAIIN the long end of a 7-2 final score. man, 6-4, 6-3, while Russ Kasow, played), providing (he Engineers Technology on Wednesday, 13-8, On Wednesday RIT had a slim The netmen upped their season playing in the absence of Rob Karen with their lone doubles victory of Inconsistency — it has been the and to Oswego last Saturday, 11-5. 7-5 edge over the'Danes, but they record to 5-2. who was unable to make the trip, the day. watch word for the Albany State In each game they followed the ran off three quick goals in the The Danes took all the singles eliminated Mike Wicgand also in The Danes swept Ihe other two lacrosse team for a long time. It's same pattern that has plagued ihcm fourth quarter to put Ihe game out matches except the first slot where two sets, 6-0, 6-3. doubles matches. Gabcr and Kasow almost funny how consistently in- all year. They played both squads of reach. On Saturday, Oswego ex Barry Lcvine fell to Engineer Lajos defeated Horvath and Hoffman in consistent they are. nearly even for the firs! half, stayed ploded for five unanswered goals in Horvath in three sets, 7-5, 3-6, 7-6. "Kasow was impressive in his ihe first doubles match, 10-7, while The Danes fell twice this past close in the third quarter and then Ihe final period. • Otherwise, the Danes were win," said Albany Stale men's ten Ihe team of Ulrich and Lerner But not all is inconsistent for the perfect. Dave Ulrich defeated Ray nis coach Bob Lewis. handled Lilly and Trausch in the. struggling sllckmen, their record Lilly in straight sets 6-2, 6-0 as did Completing the lop-sided singles other, 10-5. Great Dane Sports now 2-6. Bill Watson has been nam Fred Gabcr over RPl's JoeTrausch competition, Rob Rios turned away The netmen host Onconta today ed the team MVP lor defense in the by scores of 6-0 and 7-5. For Gaber, Bill Ringlc in a rather close thatch. at 3 p.m. This Weekend last three games. I:reshman Rich Slarace won the award for offensive Women's varsity sol'tball vs. Siena play against KIT. Motta also prais Friday, 4/30 on field behind Dutch, 3:30 ed Gary Friedman, another i Women's varsity truck—NYSA1AW Danes Drop Twinbill to Siena freshman, as playing a good game. Friday, 4/30 away Men's varsity baseball vs. Oneonfu ^continued from back page Although he did not have a great top of the eighth when they explod the score, 3-1. Tom Verde walked Saturday, 5/1 at Oneontu, 1:00 also. . ed lor five runs. to load the bases and a pair of walks Women's varsity sol'tball vs.'Glassboro Stale game against RIT. frosh goallender 'We couldn't find the holes when Wander started the rally going brought in the fourth and fifth Saturday, 5/1 at Classhoro, NJ Alan Cornfield has been among Ihe we needed them," said Collins. with a walk and was moved lo se runs. Men's varsity tennis vs. Oneunta leaders in Ihe nation in save percen Albany left a total of 13 men on cond by a D"vis sacrifice. Massaroni was on the mound for Saturday, 5/1 on vuttrts behind Dutch, 1:00 tage for Division 111. Cornfield base. "We had runners but we Moschella singled to make il first Albany and went the distance Women's varsity tennis—Concordia Invite slopped 16 of 29 shots for a 55 per couldn't bring them In."' and third, with Rosen coming up against the Engineers. Saturday, 5/1 at Concordia, 1:00 cent save rale, well below his season Siena regained the lead in the bot next. He lied the game at 1-1 with a Men's truck—SUNYAC's average of 68 percent. Motta The 7-6 Danes visit Onconta for a tom half of the fifth inning on Tom base hit. Rowlands and Rhodes Saturday, 5/1 at Cortland estimates thai mark ranks him crucial SUNYAC double-header on Fred Gnbcr's singles victory over Engineer Joe Trausch upped his spring Sheppardson's two-run home run. followed also with singles to make Men's varsity lacrosse vs. Ilurlwiek about sixth in the nation. Saturday. season record lo 7-2.(Pholo: UPS) Bui Rowlands' sacrifice fly in Ihe The stickmen will try to gel back Salurdayf5/I on field behind Dutch, 1:00 sixth brought Albany back within in a winning groove on Saturday Women's varsity softbull vs. Colgate one run, 4-3. Monday, 5/3 at Colgate, 3:30 when they meet Harlwick at 1:00 at home. The Indians wasted no time in their nexi at-bai to add some In surance as Jim Howard blasted a Gunman pitch Well over the left Benson is a cop who wants field fence putting Ins team ahead. 5-3. to clean up the streets... Now, down by Iwo, the Danes came up in the lop of the seventh inning. With runners on second and The Dane sllckmen upheld their label of inconsistency in dropping two His partner just wants to redecorate. Ihird, a Lcn Valelta (in relief of games to RPI and Oswego.(Photo: Amy Cohen) Winlcr) pilch got h\ catcher Bob O'Brian and third base runner, C'onklin, hustled home to pull the Danes within one. Then, Chris HAPPY HOURS Arclla, batting for Rich Wander, SUNDAY 3-8pm bloopcd a single lo left driving Bloodymarys $1.00 home the lying run from Ihird. MONDAY Albany wasn't finished yet, Pitchers Pabst.Genny $2.00 however, as after Hugh Davis was Michelub $2.50 walked to put runners at first and TUESDAY second, Tony Moschella smashed a ground-rule double that bounced TAP ROOM Vodka and Gin mixed drinks over the center field fence, driving .75 cents 184 in the go-ahead run. The next bat across the street from alumni ter, Rosen, received an intentional quad ONTARIO ST. pass to load up the bases and Open Daily Rowlands followed with a walk to ALBANY, N.r. 3pm-4am make the score, 7-5. But Indians came back in their Final time at-bat. After Gartman struck out lead off hitter Jim Riley, a single and a walk put runners of COLLEGE-STUDENTS First and second. Sheppardson load and TEACHERS ed the bases for Indians with a base OPEN - HOUSE - JEWELRY hit to right. SALE AND LIQUIDATION At this point Collins removed FREE GIFT OF YOUR CHOICE Gartman and brought in Ron WITH THIS AD Massaroni in relief. "We wanted to 'Chain 'Ring 'Earrings 'Charm show thm someone they hadn't seen RAMADA INN, WESTERN AVENUE, ALBANY, before," said Collins. Massaroni NY had not appeared in Ihe first game. APRIL 30th. FRIDAY & MAY 1st, SATURDAY "It was a matter of putting in so 9:00ara-9:00pm meone new." BUY NOW FOR MOTHERS DAY AND SAVE But Massaroni could not put out 50% to 70% the Siena fire as Ihe first batter he faced drilled a single that took a bod hop on second baseman Frank Hundreds of beautiful new Jewelry creations The oddest team on the squad Latest styles tor Men & Women ol good laslel Rivera and skipped out into center •Rlngs'Earrlngs'Bracelels'Charms'Chalns'Tacs'Pendanls'Money field scoring two runs. Then, with and the funniest cops in America. Clips-Lighter Cases'Foathars' 14K Gold'Sterllng Siluer'Cop- second and third, Howard's per 'Pewter 'Scrlnsh aw' Crystal' Abalone 'Tur sacrifice fly brought home the game quoise 'Opals 'Rubys'Diamonds' Cubic Zlrconla' Gold Filled winning run, making the final PARAMOUNT PICTURES PRESENTS AN AARON RUSSO PRODUCTION ALL ITEMS PRICED I score, 8-7. RYAN O'NEAL-JOHN HURT- PARTNERS • KENNETH McMILLAN • ROBYN DOUGLASS Fortunately, the week began a Executive Producer FRANCIS'VEBER • Written by FRANCIS VEBER blighter note for the Danes as they Produced by AARON RUSSO • Directed by JAMES BURROWS jjjfc. defeated RPI, 6-1, on Tuesday. Albany was being shut out until the ...THICTMI igafr NT III A Paramount Picture 'W^9j 11 | L"M.,r«jlil ' MCMJ(XX year for any track and field tributed to Albany's cause by plac By I.AKKY KAIIN athlete."' ing high enough lo score poinls for II went down (o the wire, bill The 400-meter and mile relay (he team. While pointed oul lhal Best of Three Game Series when (he dust cleared on Tuesday team of liarb Hill, Julie Smyth, these performances were critical in afternoon on University Track the Slern and Kim Mourner continued such a light meet. To Open with Glassboro St. i i i Albany State women's track lean- their unbeaten string in dual meets Joan McDaid, not usually a com petitor in the 400-meler dash, ran had bealen Uinghamlon and Union for two more big wins. They ran the .showing signs of optimism. Ihe race -and scored points for ll.> PHII. PIVNICK in Iheir final dual meet ol' the 400 meters in 52.5 seconds and the The learn did gel a game in on Albany. Eve Hoerncr finished season. The Danes finish wilh a 6-1 mile in 4:19.3. The Albany Slate women's soli- Tuesday against New PallZ and fourth In both the 100- and mark. Hill and Smyth, also picked up bull lenitl was delayed in their at Albany came up winners, 17-6, The 400-meler hurdles, adding valuable Albany had 67 poinls in the meet, two individual wins apiece. Hill tempt to start play in the KAIAW Dane' hud a rough start, surrender poinls. Eileen Pcppurd look home •|f7; Binghamton was second wlh 58 triumphed in the 200-meicr dash regibnals on Wednesday. The field ing six inns in Ihe first inning, l.ynn Ihird place in (he 400-meter hurdles poinls and Union accumulated 42 (26.9) and 400-meter run (1:01.9), ul Olassboro State (ol New Jersey) Truss filching in reliei dnl noi allow — more points. poinls. "It was a thrilling meet lo and Smyth captured both Ihe 100- was In very pom shape after a heavy a hit, while striking oul su over ihe wuich," said Albany women's track and 400-meter hurdles in 16.8 The poinls all added up lo a Dane rain on Tuesday night. Albany will Iasl ft 2.3 innings. Ihe but barrage coach Ron White. "It was a good seconds and 1:12.2, respectively. victory, giving (hem a -slim, nine- play Glussbdro in a best of three was led In third sucker Nancy series on Saturday. "I'm looking mulch between two evenly mulched Stern finished second in the point edge over Uinghamlon. l-lailprun who smacked three hits forward lo Ihe lournainenl", said learns." 400-meler run. This weekend the squad hopes lo 'including a home run, und scored coach Lee Rhenish The scoring moved back and add up enough, points to place four i uns. Center fielder Trudy Hi fortti all day, bin the big win for Kim (.Older turned in a fine per highly in the State championship Albany is one of two New York l-isuinun had two hits and three Albany came in the long jump. formance in the field events. The tried held al Si. John's University. stale schools lo be selected in the 16 runs scored while teammate Carol Senior Sue Slern heal oul Uingham- Dane sophomore, who has con Six Albany runners have qualified team field. Oswego is Ihe oilier. The Wallace also crossed the plate three lon's Robin Warner on her lasi tributed 10 the team's success all for the meet: the relay team of Hill, Danes are seeded twelfth in Ihe limes. Cu-capluin DcDe Falzano jump, leaping 4.84 meters'. Warner season despite a serious knee injury, Smyth, Stern and Bloomer, as well lournauieni. One reason for gelling back mlo Ihe lineup, helped finished fourth in the Lasiern won Ihe shot pin with a throw of as Ronnie Dann and Erina George, Rhenish to feel proud is that all but Ihe cause with three runs balled in. Kegionals in that event in Ihe in 9.01 meters and placed second in "We huve a stronger post-season three schools in the field have In a luncup for the regionals 8-2 door season. "Ii was a really clutch ihe discus al 26.34 meters. learn than a dual meet team," noted physical education programs, Albany hosts Siena this aliernoon performance," praised While. "Ii In addition lo ihe winning perfor While. "Hopefully, we can score Albany is one of the three. "It's a. 3:30. "We're looking forward lo was die clutch performance of the mances, several oilier athletes con highly there." quite an accomplishment just lo gel playing Sienu (Division II), this ii) the tournament," exclaimed should give us some impetus going Rhenish. If we play well, like we imo the State tournament," said Inclement weather Tuesday night in Ihe form of heavy rains In New Jersey forced the postponement of Ihe did against Uinghamlon we should Derby Missing the Big Favorite Albany Stale women's Softball Rhenish. An away game is planned team's opener In Ihe I'.AIAW reginnals.tPhiilo: Suna Sleinkamp) do well" said ihe Albany Coach, against Colgate on Monday. ihe most Inlriguing races in the lone History Budge, Petty, Kramer, Even, or i.ouisyii.i.K, KY. (AJ'( I history of ibis bhu -grass classic, will have its own namICe for the 108th McEnroe; an NBA playoff wilhoul I lorse btecding is a multi-million- Lollar Beats Mets Kentucky Derby. a Will t'hamhcilain,. Bill Russell, dollar business that spans centuries "The Disaster Derby." .labbar, or Dr. J, und races with high slakes filling the In Different Way The Albany Stale women's varsil} (ruck leum ended (heir season by "The Sclf-Dcslrucl Derby." There's one horse in ii wilhoul an calendar virtually from Januury defeating lliriatiumlmi and L'nliin.d'luitii: Laura Hoslick) " The Cra/y-Qliill Derby" eye. Another: a $750,(XX) gelding through December. SAN DIEGO (AP) - Wes Farrell ll is thoroughbred, racing's inosi who some say may have his virility had it, Warren Spahn had it. Tim prestigious event and this time hack, a filly with the funny name of Yel ihere is only one Kentucky Without an oulStariding star. Cupccoy's Joy and 17 oilier pieces Derby. Lollar, Ihe San Diego Padres' Celebration '82 You can have your Preaknesx'es youngest starling pitcher, has il. Il's like holding a U.S. Open golf o[ horseflesh lhal few people out and llehnonis, Santa Anitas and "ll" is Ihe rare ability lo pitch a Choose your Flower from / tournament without a Hob Jones, side the breeding business have ever Hialeahs but only Ihe Det by mjor league shutout and hil home llogan, I'jilmer, or Nieklaus; a -heard about. manages' 10 grab the interest of the runs. Farrell holds Ihe major league Danker Florist L Wimbledon without a Tilden± Yel, il has developed imo one of •iMSMH gals in the office and the guys who record for home runs by a pitcher 2 Great Locations to Serve You (Where will watch Ihe race at the coiner wilh 36. Spahn's 35 siand as Ihe Na there's always a cash-n-carry special) JERRY'S pub. tional League mark. 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Now 2-0, the 3 CORNED OMELETTE S pool and turns city skyscrapers and 26-year-old lefthander lowered his TONIGHT & I served with & BEEF village stores into private bookmak- earned run average to 2.25 in 36 in double portion ^ I >-conlinued on page IS nings. SATURDAY ONLY HASH (if Hani. Bacon 2 * w2.W I ir sausaiju Hometrles jk >OCOO»OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOftO''OOOOOOCOOOOOO« $2.50 "When I first goi here," said iasl and A - Beverage 9 } Williams, "lie came and told me he Will could hit." A year ago, Lollar,no relation for ACCOUNTING MAJORS: your former major leaguer Sherman Lollar, struggled lo a 2-8 mark, YOU CAN'T PULL AN resume finishing wilh a 6.08 F.RA and three hjts in 24 al-bats. ALL-NIGHTER FOR THE get lost "Il's unbelievable how far Tim CPAEXAM has come since Iasl year," said cat in the cher Terry Kennedy, who had a Not for a 19'/2 hour test run-scoring single. on an entire accounting shuffle? "He gave us what we needed," curriculum. said Williams. "The bullpen needed a rest." 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APRIL 30,1982 STUDENT PRESS May 4, 1982 Stale Umvercity of New York at A.bany copyright © ,982 the ALBANY STUOKNT PK>,S CORPORA™ If Danes Foiled Twice By Rival Siena; Beat RPI Volume LXIX Number 2"! Siena Sweeps Day-Night Doubleheader 1 Students Boycott Partially Enforced Bus Policy But Five-Run Eighth Dumps RPI, 6-1 , x Identification Card. The student This Caplial District rivalry has by a score f 16-14 and dropped the ID Boycott is Called Successful By MARC HASPEL ' ^r said he rode Ihe SUNYA buses always been a fierce one and evening game by an even closer because his brother, a SUNYA stu Whenever the boys of spring Wednesday's unusual day and margin, 8-7. By BETH BRINSER want to hold oilier students up." dent, did. Vartuli said Ihc student's from Albany and Siena get night, home and home, twinbill was The visiting Indians jumped all However, when Effros boarded brother was not with him at the Yesterday marked Ihc first day of together, you can just as well ccrtainlya worthy renewal of it. over Albany pitching in the sunlit the 2:50 p.m. Alumni Bus (no. 49) time and Ihe HVC student did not the new policy requiring bus riders discard the Division I (Siena) and The Danes lost an extremely high opener played at University Field. the bus driver did not even ask have ti guest pass. to show their SUNYA IDs upon re Division III (Albany Stale) labels. scoring bout during the afternoon Siena scored two runs in the first, anybody for ID. Another bus driver, Janet Argiris quest. two more in the second inning then Effros fell there was "no set plan said "Ihe kids have been However, the day was marked by exploded for seven in the third % i in the bus drivers." He believes the cooperating" She said she an ID boycott which was "suc frame. Albany Stale head baseball busdrivers "already use their discre "doesn't know what it's about. I li - - • -, !f / w?W&!Mm^& : cessful in Ihc sense thai it identified coach Mark Collins had to use three tion" in deciding who arc SUNYA know when we're handling SUNYA ~~ /' ',•••'''£"• :\<-V^^H *''^ IL ~ what Ihe exact situation was," ac hurlers before he could cool down students and who are non- students." cording to SASU representative Siena's bats. University riders. Wexler believes ihe "policy is so Scott Wexler. The Danes managed to scrape ^^^^ • • ^^^BM^s3* Stevens reported that bus drivers blatantly left open to Ihe drivers' The ID boycott involved students some-runs back with one run in Ihe had "lurned away around fifty discretion. Why wasle our lime'.' not showing their IDs and wearing a bottom of the first and two more in non-University people." The driveis are going to know who green armband in protest of Ihc Ihe notion of the fourth, but it According to Wexler, one of the is a student anil who is not." policy. wasn't until their following time tu primary reasons for the ID boycott According lo Stevens, Ihe drivers Wexler said lie had assumed that bal that Albany was able to get Albany second baseman Frank Rivera, u 3-year varsity Inficldei, takes a cut was because Ihe ID policy is a slcp were pleased with what happened the policy required all riders to back into the ball game. against Siena Wednesday,(Photo: Amy Cohen) toward' implementing a bus fee. yesterday. He said Ihc night drivers show IDs. "Hut, while at several With Siena leading 12-3 after Stevens said thai "he, along with will be more routinely asking for different bus stops between 8 b chalking up another run in the lop Norm Hayncr of Siena came up hold of him." Vice-President of Finance and IDs. a.m. and II a.m.," said Wexler, half of the fourth, Albany came up with the bases full of Indians and Gartman did just as well; through Business John I lartigan have made "The decision was made with one "I saw two thirds of the bus drivers with eleven runs to lake a 14-12 hit a game winning grand slam. Ihe first live innings, he held Siena's il clear that there will be no bus fee motive in mind," said Stevens, blatantly ignoring the policy." lead. Catcher Jerry Rosen did mosl "We let them gel too far ahead," Division I bats at bay only allowing for the 1982-83 year." "and that was safely." Plant Operations Manager Den of Ihe damage by slamming a two- said Collins after the loss. two runs up to that point. " They are mixing the two Stevens also said he added I wo nis Stevens said he "didn't ex run home run and following it with the scene shifted to Bleecker In the lop of the fifth inning, the issues," said Stevens, "bul, I can buses lo the routes yesterday just in perience any problems" with the a Iwo-run single in that hair of Ihc Stadium in downtown Albany lor Danes knotted the game at two with see the connection." case there were any slow-ups as a SASU Representative Scott Wexler pholii: Datr ItRltton/UPS new policy. He reported "most peo inning. Rosen has now hit in 19 of Ihc literal nightcap of Ihc a pair of runs. Sophomore Bob Stevens said there was "no way result of the ID boycott because the Claims iwo-ihirds of drivers ignored ple were generally cooperative, over policy his last 27 plate appearances lifting doubleheader played under Ihe Conklin singled, driving in Tony to predict the '83-'84 year" concer object was "not lo delay students." Stevens reported he received 60 percent of the riders showed CDTA." his season's average lo a wolloping lights and very cool conditions. Torre/, (running lor Rosen) and ning possible bus fees at that lime. SA President-elect Mike Corsi various favorable phone calls from At 9:15 a.m. today Wexler plann .491. The junior catcher has knock This time, both teams were lock Bruce Rowlands. Rowlands, the their IDs." Bus Driver Michael Varluli said said he was "unset about the lw< members of ihe SUNYA communi One student who did not show ed lo have a sit-in of the bus leaving ed in 24 runs also. ed In a pitcher's battle as Mike Danes' regular shortstop, is batting he had been checking ID with no buses" because Stevens found th ty, "which Is rare when dealing with from Quail and Western streets. his ID is Rich Effros. He said he got Designated hitter Bobby Rhodes Gartman of Albany and Tom at a .516 clip lo lead the team problems but he has put off those money for yesterday's extra servic these types of issues." "We want to see how the bus driver also contributed largely in that big Winter of Siena dominated the ear although he has had less at-bats on a bus yesterday morning and the who did not cooperate. but not for improved daily service. deals with il. We'll keep on trying fifth inning by blasting a big Ihrce- ly innings. When he was removed in than Rosen. bus driver waited five minutes for Vartuli reported an incident in Corso believes the ID system is "We're Ihe bus drivers' friends," until we find a bus driver who run home run for the Danes' ninth, the top of the sixth, Winter had fan The Danes left men on second him to show his ID. Effros said he which a student showed his Hudson "not going lo do what it said Wexler, "look at four years checks IDs if Ihe first driver doesn't "gol off Ihe bus because he didn't Valley Community College (HVC) Hugh Davis tears oul of Ihe box. The Danes lost a Iwinbill lo local rival tenth and eleventh ruris of the rally. , ned nine Dane batters. "Thai lefty and third In the fifth and had left proposed." ago when they Iried to bring in check IDs." Siena bul defeated RPI.(Photo: Suna Sirinkamp) Albany could not hold on to that (Winter) was throwing smoke," bases loaded in Ihe previous inning lead as in the top of the seventh said Collins. "It was hard to get a ^-continued on pane 17 Trackmen Finish Season with Union, RPI Wins Mandatory Students Course Evaluation Belayed A proposal which calls for man Last week, the proposal which prehensive policy on the evaluation strategy. in Ihe offices of the Student datory, University-wide student would use Ihe criteria approved by issue. "There are a number of faculty Association. out the season undefeated winning evaluation of all courses and pro the Educational Policy Committee By MARC SCHWARZ The proposal was introduced by who arc very strongly opposed at Members of ihe Committee, ac handily in 44.2 seconds. Kennedy, fessors was delayed until next fall (EPC) was referred to next fall's University Senators Eric Koli and any lime lo mandatory cording lo its minutes, feel a com The Albany Slate men's track Eric Newton, Mitch Harvard and by the Committee on Evaluation EPC by Ihc CEP. In the meantime Mark Weprin. evaluation," he said. "I'm afraid prehensive policy is "needed in team defeated both RPI and Union Howard Williams have already Policy (CEP). the CEP plans to draw up a com in a double dual meet Wednesday at qualified for the nationals. The mile Koli is wary of the CEP's ihe committee's (CEP) decision to order to address the issues and con University track, completing Ihe relay team of Mike Riggins, Bruce form a policy is just a way of deny cerns surrounding instructional season with a 10-2 record. Shapiro, Tony Ferretti and Larry' ing students their riglu lo have evaluation on campus." While the teams competed Mahon also won with a time of courses and professors evaluated." The CEP hopes to include in its together the scoring was broken 3:31. Mahon was very impressive Further, Koli feels ihe commit policy statement: down With Albany defeating with a split of 52 seconds. tee's action will cause the delay of •• Ihe purposes of ihe evalua Union, 109-38, and beating KIM, Williams triumphed in both the the decision concerning Ihe mailer tion; 99-55. 100 and 200-meter dashes, in 10.81 al least one and a half scars unless ' >• Who shall have access to Mike Mercurio, set two new- seconds and 21.9 seconds. The (nexl year's) student Senators push the evaluation; school records while picking up two 200-mctcr dash was a sweep for the it hard." • The limitations of the first-place finishes. A throw of Great Danes; Harvard look second "I'm hoping EPC introduces this evaluation; 46.02 meters in Ihc discus leaves and Scott Sachsfinishedthird. Mike into the Senate by September," said ^ What shall be the content him only a meter short of qualifying Riggins won Ihc 400-meter race in Weprin. "Although I think it's a and form of the evaluation; for the nationals. He also won Ihe 50.6, usual favorite Eric Newton good bill, it has a slim chance to >• How ihe policies will be ap hammer throw with a heave of was sick and coasted into second. receiving faculty approval." plied. 41.78 meters. Seolt James won the 800-melcr race The usefulness of CEP has been Weprin believes these issues have questioned by Koli. "The Commit already been addressed in the pro Dan Kennedy, competing in the and Winston Johnson look third. Approximately 12,500 celebrants braved the dirt and long beer lines under partly cloudy skies to make tee has been around for so long, but posal. pole vault for the first time in over a Albany had another strong; perfor Celebration '82 a success in the eyes of the event's organizers. ' they have not yet succeeded in for "The purpose of Ihe bill," said week, won the event with a vault of mance in 'the 1500-meter race. "I was very pleased with Ihe whole thing," said University Concert Board President Dan Pozin, one of the ming a University-wide policy," Weprin, "is lo give teachers the op 14'1" against a strong wind; Ron Bruce Shapiro won the race in 4:08, chief organizers of the event. "We had virtually no problems. The bands (A Flock of Seagulls, Toots and Ihe Jamcrson finished second. Kennedy said Koli. "I'm doubtful the portunity to know what's working Tom Dacandes finished second and Maylals and Squeeze), the crowd and everybody involved had a great time." finished second in the long jump students can trust them." and what is not. It also enables Jim Erwin look fourth. Pozin cited some minor problems during the course of the afternoon. A professional juggler's machetes with a leap of 5.97 meters, Paul The bill also called for publica students to know what the classes Milch Harvard and Dan Kennedy were taken away by security as a precautionary measure, Pozin said. The UCB President also said some fence Mance captured fourth. Mancc tion of the evaluation results which and the professors are all about." finished 1-2 in the 110-meter high jumpers got in and the crowd might have pushed over an outhouse before or during Ihe event. Pozin did not came back to lake first in the triple would be available at the Main The Chair of CEP, Frank Pogue, hurdles and I.any Mahon placed se know about arrests made during Celebration '92. jump with a jump of 13 meters. Library, the Offices of the Center was unavailable for comment. cond in Ihe 440-meter intermediate But according to University Police, there were a few arrests made during Celebration '82. An Albany High for Undergraduate Education and Coach Bob Munsey was very hurdles. student was arrested for damaging a porla-john. Also, a non-sludent was arrested for breaking a Seneca Hall HBETH BRINSER pleased with his team's perfor Munsey is looking forward to a window. mance in the field events. "They third place finish in this weekend's According to Pozin, UCB hired University Police and some Pinkerton guards to be a security force during really came through and gave us SUNYAC meet. Frcdonia is figured the concert. He believed there was enough of a patrol to keep the crowd under control. The Summer's Movies much needed points." Albany pick to breeze to victory followed by After the concert the trash accumulated was cleaned up in less than two hours, Pozin said. "The trash crews ed up victories in the shot pul and Cortland State. "Third should be were psyched and ready for clean-up after the event." the high jump. Greg Dcdcs threw ' See Tuesday's Aspects — Page 7 between us und Buffalo Stale and "Because of the smoothness of the whole event we see no reason to change the format," Pozin said. -the shot put 13.43 meters and Ray we've already beaten them, so we | Lachance jumped 6'2 '. The Albany trackmen defeated both RPI and Union in a double dual meet on Wednesday at University — MICHAEL RALFF track. Albany beat \in\on, 109-38 and dropped RPI, 99-55,(Photo: Sue Mindich) should be all right, just us long as \^ The •'"O-yard relay team closed Newton is healthy.