VOL. XV-, No. 53, New Slijfei;No. 329 WOODBRIDGE, N. J., FRIDAY, JANUARY 4, 1924 PRICE THREE Gossip & Grumbles Mayor '$ Message Lands Improvements Flappers- "Pinched Hh Poke" Says Milkman Jrothers Batter ohnson, Minnesota dirt As Maintaining Township Expansion Attention! Whose $4% and Bankbook Are Gone Heads In Fr Wallace the other day Away back in 1735 the Flap- SnR contest. Which leads «. Urges Citizen* To Co-operate Toward Bigger and Bettor per question seems to have Mrs. Pelikan Must Face Grand Jury On Charge of Embezzling OverP< to believe that Magnus has not as caused Jersey law makers a Funds of Aged Husband's Friend much haywH in his whiskers as he Woodbridge To Care For Increasing Population great deal more concern than it nave pretende1 d to ' does at present, despite the UP BEFORE Rl o-o \Vhat was probably the last organization of a Township Committee in greit amount of newspaper MM, Margaret Pelikan, boarding n was willing to return it to Zerpi Out in Bound Brook a well- the vtnerable old town hall on School street took place New Year's day at space now given ito it by vari- mistress of a house on King George's at, any time he called. Arrangements known clothier who trades under noon, lor before another year rolls around the new Memorial Building will ous metropolitan sheets and Road, was last night held in $700 were made for the return of the book Start New Year Wr the name of "Cheap John," Btill be completed and occupied and the stuffy little Toom in which many ftn national magazines. According bail to appear before the Grand Jury to its owner, but the fact) that the Quarreling Over; take* eKKs in exchange for mer- liffair "f state has been settled and many a verbal battle fought will be con- to an old volume to which a on a charge of embewlement as a charge included a clause for the em- chandise. slgnid to. the discard. The room was packed Tuesday, and for the local resident has thoughtfully result of a charge brought by Dan bezzlement of the money influenced shfy of Lodge 0-0 Ant lime in the history of the township the reporters sat at a "press table." called our attention, a law was Zerpi, of Avenel, who claims that the Recorder to turn the cage over Whether or not the example set by Bosiil' s the swearing in of all members elected in November and the ap- -passed hi 1735 by the General' she refused to return $490 and a to the Grand Jury, Two brothers, one 40 and the A Woodbridge in refusing Permission pointment of committees the Mayor's message appeared to be of the greatest Assembly of New Jersey assem- bank book to him after he had given During the hearing Attorney Mc- a y«ar older, appeared in for Sunday theatre performances was intei'i'ftt to the crowd. bled at Perth Amboy that was tfiero to heT to keep. Elroy, for the complainant, and De- Court last night, one aa comp laney, for the defendant, engaged in the cause is not known, but the South directed against the use of and the other as defendant, I Following is the complete text of many of the wiles said to be According to Zerpi, who gave hia several verbal duels relative . to the End Ministers' Association of New- with battered heads aa a recall ark is endeavoring to close up faun- the Mayor's message which he read employed by present day flap- age aa 46 and his occupation as mode of questioning used by each day movies. while standing at the head of the .pers in running to earth the milkman, he drew $t>00 out of the other. Both were embarrassed by New Year's day fight in the fact that none of the witnesses o-o table and which is addressed to the more timid tales. bank at Woodbridge Saturday morn- the election of one as secret The law read as follows and ing, took a taxi to a saloon, partook spoke or understood enough English Hungarian lodge. John Bandits enter«d » club in New Township Committee and the people to make questioning an easy matter. York where members were play- of WoodbridRe Township": is self-explanatory: "That all of one whisky and one beer and then younger, charged his brother ' women, of whatever age, rank, went to visit his old friend, the 76- When the Recorder's decision was ing poker and robbed them of In presenting this, my second an- made known to Mrs. Pelikan she with atrocious assault and $8,000. What of it? Most o profession or degree, whether year-old husband of Mrs. Pelikan. 11 nual message, I wish first, to th'ank While in the house he was treated to roundly abused Zerpi in what was alleging that the latter chased the members would have lost it the citizens of our Township for the virgins, maids, or widows, who anyway. As our old parson shall after this act, impose more, whiBky and, feeling like a nap mid to be good Hungarian oaths, cul- and stabbedfhim after an alt ne nor Mflrf«rred upon me during the upon, seduce and betray into would do him good, handed the minating in an attempt to spit .upon on the main street of town, would ^y. "* robta» aided recent campaign, when I was un- him. the cause of Christianity by re- matrimony any of HIB Majesty's money and the bank book over to the corder Ashl«y held George In opposed for re-election, and also for subjects by virtue of scents, mistress to "keep while he slept." •Mm. Pelikan's husband, old and FOB moving the means whereby gam - the vote of confidence given,me at bail to appear before the Grand Jn bling was made possible cosmetics, washes, paints, arti- Alex. Tosselo, another boarder, testi- bedridden, is said to have been an old the polls. I have endeavored during ficial teeth, false hair, or hlgh- fied last night that he had seen the friend of Zerpi, who told that he Bail was supplied. o-o the past term to act for the best in- often gave the invalid money. Late He was hoiwljM. M«idl«« and heelea" shoes, shall Incur the money given to Mrs. Pelikan. She According to a witness callt terests of the majority of the people, penalty of the law now in force refused to return either when he this fall MrB. Zerpi swore out a war- John to establish his case tha his shabby dress and broken Tfoy&W and feel that in the greater part my rant for her husband's arrest on a Mwwanw proclaimed him a down against witchcraft and like mis- awoke later in the dny and asked brothers quarreled shortly after j efforts have met with your approba- demeanors." charge that he had threatened her Ing the' meeting of the lo' and out. Yet as he faced Magistrate] tion. 1 feel certain %>t my col- foiynis belongings, claiming that he htw not given her either bank book life,.but when an officer went to serve Year's night. The witness Ruvfleld in t h New Jerseyy Ae leagues concur when I^ly that dur- the warrant he found the old man in i of tnonfy, to act as peacemaker and Court, in New York City, his eyes ing the vnouing year we will continue b«t! too weak to sit up. The Re- in inducing John to start to serve the community to the best Although Mrt. Pelikan was not met those »f the judge unwaveringly. called upon to testify United States corder withdrew the warrant when but George followed hia brotl He said that his name was William of our ability, having in mind at all Wood Drying In Oven this fact was made known to him and the fun began. limes the prosperity of our Township Commissioner Delancy, who repre- severly censwed the man's wife for Swan that he had asked a policeman sented her, told the court that the From the appearance of ( t,, nrr'est him on a charge of vagrancy und the welfare of its people. swearing to a charge that was so court last, night it looked aa I Financet (Budget, Tuxei, Etc.) Calls Out Firemen bank book had been found later In palpably false. and that he wanted U> go to prison the Pelikan home and that Mrs. Peli- he had come out of the battle i w that he might eat and have a place The perplexities of this department best, but his brother, John, continually confront us. During a to sloop. A sandwich, given him by Firefighters Find Still In that George's damages were si the policeman, he said, was all the period of expansion, such as Wood- the day after the fight in an^ food he'd had in 24 houra. bridge Township is today enjoying, it Kitchen Of Main Street Young Ladies Have T. Peterson Jailed 1 dent at the factory in The magistrate took a dollar from is practically impossible to reduce Home works. his pocket and placed it in the trem- expenses and at the same time take John said that bad feelings bling hand. Then he entered an Standing- committees for the year, advantage of the opportunities af- which were passed by resolution Guests At Bridge For Auto Escapade existed between them for two ; order committing him to City Prison, forded us. The constant influx of , Green wood, placed into the oven but admitted having gone to i With a court attendant, the old man after Attorney J. H. Thayer Martin good citizens frojn neighboring towns Lof the kitchen range to dry, was the started for the door.. Magistrate had administered the oath of office Miss Carolyn Valentine entertain- Amboy Police Claim He Fled in Fords New Year's night demands the modern improvement of I cause of considerable excitement brother and several other m Ravfield called after hin\ to Mayor Neuberg, and Committee- certain sections in order to comply j shortly before noon yesterday when ed four tables of auction bridge yes- After Running Down "Old friend, a happy Nfcw Year to j men Hoy, McElroy, Felton and Clerk tfey all partook of several with the demands of these welcome the neighbors of Mrs. Liptak, 319 terday afternoon. The guests in- Michael Stuntpf wmsky. According to i u!" ^ Keyes were as follows: additions to our family, and at the' Main street, saw smoke issuing from you Administration Committee (which cluded Miss Marjorie Bliss and Miss made by John both carried i Tears streamed down the old fel- same time to provide an attractive : her home and called the Fire Depart- of a cargo at tha time will take the place of the old com- neighborhood for others that are ment. The wood had been placed MargarA Terrill of Rahway; Miss A-ftw •» BParch which lasted some low's cheeks as he called back: Irma Ste nf P(>rth Amb Ml8S occurred. "Happy Y t mittees on township affairs, poor, bound to follow. I believe that the there by the housewife before she ™' °y- two hours, the Amboy police picked New Year to you, Youi and building): Larson, Salter and people of Woodbridge Township up the Ford touring car owned by Honor.nor. " „ left for work in the morning and had Ruth Ballard and Miss Florence McElroy. Would do well to realize that it is to ignited before her return. Firemen Perry, of Sewaren; Mrs. S. C. Potter, Luke Jaeger and driven by James Mid-Ye&r School Reg And there was scarcely a dry eye Improvement Committee (Roads, their permanent advantage to will- made speedy work of extinguishing Miss Elizabeth Muckenfusa, Miss Titus Peterson, both of Woodbridge A in the courtroom as William Swan sewers, fire and water); Hoy, Salter, ingly submit to what may seem to the blaze. and haled them, to court to answer a Set For Early Next •was led to a cell. Gill. be a slightly excessive tax burden in But the wood was not .11 that the j J^ed Jalentin^ Mus^Augusta charge of running down and severely o-o Police Committee: Salter, order to pave the way for a gTeater firemen found, according to informa-1 f "'» Helen injuring Michael Stumpf, of Perth School authorities set the fltitj There are the Misses Normand and more beautiful municipality, as tion given out by several witnesses j J idsey, Mrs. Warren Mac- school days of the year up to anf -ill. Kain, Miss Victoria Brown, Mrs. F. Amboy. Stumpf was tal^en to the and Purviance enjoying notori- Finance Committee: Larson, Mc- I am firmly convinced that in a not' who were present. A large still that Amboy Hospital, where it was found eluding Wednesday, as the time, | ety of being identified with their F. Anness, Mrs. J. J. Livingood, Mrs. ing which parentB of ehildrer Elroy, Salter. far distant future Woodbridge Town- had apparently been in recent use Leon Harned. that he was suffering from a broken = second shooting within two Franchise Committee: ship will be one of the most modern, [ was part of tfi| kitchen furniture. collarbone and several minor injuries. school age may register their c!' years. Two murdere should be beautiful and powerful communties This still playjfcno part in the fire The prizes were awarded to Mrs. for enrollment in the various 1 Hoy, Felton. Stanley Potter, Miss Marjorie Bliss, Peterson admitted the charge and was the limit. Give some of th» Appointments made were J. H. of our State, and that you will all but figured considerablconsid y in the ex- held for a hearing. He was later of the township. Registration other cinema stars a chance to Thayer Martin as attorney and T. point with pride to the accomplish- citement following, Mrs. Chidsey and Miss Stern, Re- be.made at the office of the prlr . . "get in right with tha public, freshments were served. lodged in the county jail in default of the school which the child is Wesley Liddle as treasurer. The nttnts of those who are constantly There is no .record in the police of $1,000 bail. •o-o • • - ••• J Tatter wilt, at trawl, fe* bwMUd in the working for your fht«r«»t« and thi blotter fff any rarest in connection attend. "Chips off the old block" are not sum of $50,000. splendid future of our home town. with the alleged"* Miss May Williams entertained two After hitting the man, it developed always of as fine a gTain. as the 'old building inspec There are some exptnditures which tables of guests at auction bridge on in the hearing, that Peterson had Forsplit buildin, formeg inspector Inspector thre Johvotne sped away leaving the "WIW to" th» block" itself. Witness General Leon- W8B are unavoidably thrust upon us under This increase will be equalized by the Wednesday afternoon. Those pres- Sewaren Youth' ard Wood and his son, Lcsaard, Jr., being put forward by the care of the crowd which quickly gath- Treen . . present conditions. Two-fifths of the increase in valuations, but it will pre- ent included Mrs. S. C. Potter, Miss Girl At Congregational * who is now accused of having swin- Democratiic memberb s of ththe commitit- tax levy is voted by the people them- vent immediate reduction of the tax ered. The license number was taken dled hundreds in a fake oil game. tee. Arthur A. Deter, last year's selves at the school election; another rate, Helen Potter, Miss Verna McElroy, by one of the group and reported to Too bad the boy had to be the son incumbent, was finally appointed by Miss Elizabeth Muckenfuss, Miss the police. The two local youths A pretty wedding took place at the fifth is the County and State tax, and I The 1923 budget's provision for FirBt Congregational fihurch in of as fine a man as the old Philip «ne a 4 to 3 vote. nearly a fifth is for light and fire retirement of debt and* interest Carolyn Valentine, Miss Alta Reason were still driving about the pace- veteran, but if he hadn't done the making city when they were located Woodbridge, Now Year's eve, when taxes, which are also annually voted Amounts to practically one-quarter of and Miss Ruth Ballard. 1 swindling someone else would, ine by the citizens themselves. This the entire township budget and is by the patrolmen of that city. It Miss Helen Studio, of Perth A-mhoy. . public seems to be happiest vvhen Miss McElroy won the first prize, a also was learned at the hearing that became the bride of Mr. SiAwr B*U^ really leaves little more than one- automatically out of control of the Madeira center piece, and Mrs. Pot- thoro it a certain amount of will cat Joto Ringwood, Well fifth of the total tax levy within the Committee. The appropriations for neither of the two possessed a of Sewaren. During the oil stock to be bought. ter, the second, a box of writing driver's license nor did Jaeger possess which was performed by Bev.- W. control of the Township Committee. | Police, Poor and Health cannot wise- per. o-o There is no reasonable likelihood of ly be reduced, and it Is fair to assume an owner'B license. D Strong, music was played bf M' Although 5,500 banks throigh- Known Resident, Dead t Refreshments were sorvsd, and a A'. G. Brown, organist of th« tm^ any cut in the light and fire appro- that in response to the growth of the delightful social time enjoyed. outthe country distributed J> ias priutions, and the school appropria- township they will, in all probability, Robbers Enter Home Of The bride was attended By checks in the amount of tion is almost sure to increase—I be slightly increased. There will have ter, Miss Anna Studio, and th Passed Away At Perth Amboy Dennis Ryan In Fords by Mr. H«nry Messier, of | $211,000,000 we know of «v- understand that proposals will be | to be a new appropriation for main- Comedy Play Next Week eral, including ourtelvw, • vho Hospital After Brief Illness submitted at a school election to j tetiance of the Memorial Building, The young couple are on weTe no Ticher by reason of the authorize about half a million dollars ^ T|e only remaining items of conse- By St. James' Societies Robbers entered the home of Den- moon at Asbury Park. Th«» distribution. But we iitfen I to guests present from New 1 John Ringwood, of Amboy avenue, for new schools. The proportion of i quence in the budget are the appro- nis Ryan, of Fords, some time Mon« be next year, if our good i our tax that is spent on school is. | priations for road3 and administra- day night and made awajr with a Jamesburg, Perth Amboy and resident of Woodbridge for the past The combined Societies of St. tion» hold out that long. heavier in Woodbridge than in most,tion. The total cost of adminiutra- James' Church of Woodbridge will small savings receptacle issued by a waren. o-o- 30 years, died at the Per* Amboy munidpalities because the vast ma- j tion, including general salaries;, print- Perth Amboy bank, containing about present an unusually humorous com- Tell our advertisers if you Maybe the nail was hit on tie head City Hospital last Saturday night jority of pupils live in bouses as- ing, supplies and the entire Tax De- edy at the Woodbridge High School $15; a one dollar bill, and some small date their message in this pap by the fellow who recently * id that after a brief illness. sessed under one thousand dollars, partment, is only slightly more than on next Thursday and Friday eve- change that was in a purse. "the majority of the preach rs now Mr. Ringwood was 51 years old and in the majprity of instances not ten per cent, of thg total budget, or nings. engaged in the battle of mo lermsnj over five hundred dollars, which j iess than three per cent, of the entire The play, '"What Happened To vs. fundamentalism are prety good and had been employed at the Ameri- means between twenty-five and fifty; tax rate, and 1 feel safe in saying Jones," is purely a comedy farce and press agents for themselves.' can Smelting & Refining Company | dollars taxes in all.. Most of these' that there are no active municipali- will be sure to command laughter Resolution* of Folks in Public o-o for the past 26 years. Besides his | homes house several children, and ties in the State that can make a sub- throughout the entire performance *"* Among other things tha' Phila- Avidow Mrs. Christine Rinewood, he i the average cost of education is fifty stantially better showing than this. and, therefore, without a doubt, will delphia leads in is the i imber dollars per year per child. Thus the The total appropriation for roads in please the audience even more so Dug Up by Hard-Working Repoi is survived by four sons and two remarkable development of one nun- 1923, including repairs and equip- of deaths from alcoholism. daughters, Robert, John, Harold and than the play given last year. o-o dred new homes in one yearv which ment, was but 20 per cent, of the Ail Hands Determine To Make 1924 Best Year In History Oliver Ringwood, Mrs. May Young has occurred in sections, does noth- i budget, or between five and six per If* Has anyone tried to figur out how and Miss Grace Ringwood, all of ing to relieve the immediate tax bur-1 . f the total tax rate. This, in Dies Shortly After Being Township long it will take the liauoi interests Woodbridge. • cent o 1 den, but, in fact, increases it. The' a municipality with as many miles of Admitted To Hospital Of to get their hands on all tie money The funeral services were held at increased valuations of the newly I unimproved roads as Woodbridge in the country? At the ate boot- St. James' Church on Wednesday Due to the fact that the last edition of the paper came out semi! k < leggers are supposed to If making paved streets cannot at once reduce Township, necessarily proved to be days before the time limit set for the completion of New Year's resoluiMty ' morniag. Rev, Richard O'Farrell offi- the taxes, because, for the time be- Joe Baniphe, aged 48 and single, money they must have 1 >««t of it ciatingr»The pall bearers were 0. S. inadequate, and in order to satisfy who was taken to Perth. Amboy City the Independent held a list of such resolutions for release.today andfPf" ing, the revenue from this inereaaa the demands of our people, we may them to its readcre with hopes that they will find then* interestinfr'.j Dunigsn, Stephen Galaida, JohruJ. is needed to meet the interest on the Hospital, Sunday, after his boarding Neary", Henry Romond, Edward have to increase this appropriation. mistress, Mrs. Kassey, of upper Main these resolutions were not obtained by personal interview, that metjtgdl Township share of the cost of the 1 ] },ave attempted in the foregoing ine too long and arduous for the purpose, but were culled from nitWtfji Coley, Sr., and James Pender. ' improvements. As the bonds are | paragraph to point out why a sortle- street, had'-notified the police of her Valuable Police Dog, Family boarder's serious illness, died Mon- yon and art; we hope, accurate. We also hope that none has brultu^. graduqlly retired and additional valu- wnat burdensome tax rate must nec- resolution between the time we go to press and the time It was made., >tf, Pet, Gone From Avenel Home ; day from a complication of diseases. FrUnds of Irving Demurest able buildings are erected on these essarily go hand in hand with a prq- Sergeant Cullinane and Patrolman streets, the tax rate will begin to gressive era such as we are enjoying, Mayor Neuberg resolves that the running to earth all persons who : fed the effect. A substantial increase Cholar took the man to Perth Amboy Committee shall work in harmony Has any reader of the ' (dependant At Hkilolidfty Party and I feel confident that the people in the police ambulance, lieve tneir friends of overcoats, ~ Been "Jerry," a fine yoi Jg German in "thebudget" for 1924 'wirl have to of our Township will cheerfully con- for the good of the entire community their enemies' chicken coops and Pjh wMwas aa llauvenative of Austria HOlke dog that has been w!nt from I.—Irving Demarest en- be made for the Township share of tribute to the present program of ^f . . hH°, ,fT that 1324 niay be the banner year in other ways transgress the law. the home of Hs masWi: *v|en«i ««t a few foiwwk at i* those improvements which have beenbeen ' -— — and, as far as is known, had no-reta- Qdiu -jfsia^ux^bidQQlsV-llI i^ftfrif'tn\ a week If so, please jmrhunicato assessed and the interests the same. Continued on paye 5. tives in this country. the Township's history. 1 party during the past week,. TKss a ''knock" the acts of the present with C. T.| Myers, telep i|e Rahway Anna Hope, of Providence, an under- Doc. Salter makes a like resolve. ministration after he has his 1B2-J. sWdy for "Mary" tn "Irene and Lai-son, Hey,' McBhtry and -GiU into* tnVbarber'a The Myeru^family t) )k a lot of Sally," was visiting friends in Perth think the same way. "Joe" Felton Peter Greiner, Jr., our ''Jerry" and £te willi { to pay a Amboy and was one i if the guests. also makes that resolve, "with reser- postmaster, will not cease for ; reward to the one thi {brings nim Miss Hope sang i umerous songs vations," J stant his effort to make tha back to them. The < • is a gray and did a numbw-ef very graceful The gateman at Main street rail office one of the beat in tb^aj color with a trifle darl (stripe run- and pleasing dances,, road crossing resolves to break him-; Every employe of the post! ning down his back. The others present included Miss self of the habit of going to sleep ment feels likewise. Helen Demarest, of Tacoma, Wash.; while on night duty. The builder of the new Miss MacDonald, of Boston; Miss Retiring Comnutteeman George Building firmly resolves th WOODBRIDCl^TAXI Gertrude Hoffman, of Breoklyn; Mi8s Lufbarry resolves to stage a "come- finish the worfr in time for FROM Bl;( Irma Stern, James Clevenger, Parker back" next year. "I go, but I will ent generation to see what Runyon, George Knoblock and Ar- •etiirn," says George. like. thur Stern, of Perth Amboy; Misses Joe Gill, commenting on George s Charles K*nny, proprie Virginia Allen and Madeleine de ultimatum, says: "It will have to be Woodbridge Theatre,, vows a Telephone v29 Hussy and John de Russy. over my dead body." vow for "biggftr and better pi Murray Saltzmim reBolves to con- We can't flnd out whit t tinue his practice of announcing play have resolved to do about leap by play and blow by blow accounts Fred Turner, of Sewasen, reso| of ail big baseball games, football to tell mjite funny stories. \ games and prise fights far all those The Police Patrol' resolves to people of Woodbridge mi surround- for a vacation. Tl«<| Gospel Will Save ing towns that desire to stand on —Hike Lewis, of Iselin, did | Main street, and listen to him. make a resolution, Theodore Spawn, district manager ,-i-The Misses Ceilings, of Fordj of the telephone company, determines resolved to do more business. Christ can qaj you from, despair, frtpn your baser self, to produce the "perfect telephone And last, but not quite least, from bad c< [>anlon», and froiri every influence that service" that he has been heard to Independent resolves to continue talk about. progress toward a "bigger and ) tends to teai a. Hia teachings help* you set & high The Rotary Club resolves to eat ter" newspaper, and in striving ideal and w another deer ju&t as soon aa "Andy" that end, will pubUA "all the l Keyeg asks them. "\ndy" resolves tthat' s fit to print/p 1 fearless, promises. to kill not more than six deer next straightforward and season. iowble advurti Recorder Martin Ashlty, when ask- The paper ed for i statement on hi* resolutions, "iesolutions? wld that he will continue "in. the abav* i]' Mure as f
Above it* pictured the French "Dtxnucle," which, is feared lost with her are* — ~ • "Idayjf • " fODAY (Friday) Jan. 4— SPANISH WOMAN CONQUERS" "M g Kntherinc MnrDonnld I cup cooked macaroni an Educational CnmMy 1 cup grilled ehePBB "Ocean Swelli" 2 onions H cup butter TOMORROW (Saturday) Jan. 5— 1 (|t. tomRtopfc "THE DANGEROUS AGE" 2 led peppers with Lewis Stone and Ruth Clifford Mdlte a sauce by fryin mions together with l*rry 8«n»i» •• "The Midnight Cabaret" chopped fine in one-half cup f but- tcr. Add a quart of tornal -i and the pulp, of 2 rod peppers. mrner MONDAY, Jan. 7— until reduced to half. Butyel starring Jack Hoxie ing dish, put in a layer of th "WHERE IS THIS WEST!" Careful Buyers Read then a layer of macaroni an also Snub Pollard in cheese, nnd so on until the I "The MyrtVj Man" Tiled. Duke over one-half h NO COUNTRY STORE
TUESDAY, Jan. 8— Business Man's Message j GINGERBREAD "THE SIGN OE THE ROSE" I cup sour milk with George Beban and Helen* 2% cups bread floUr Sullivan The printed announcement in the K cup shortening A Pathe comedy, "Fully !•••*•** 1 off* and Paths N«w» No- 103 newspaper is the merchant's personal 1 teaspoon soda Vt teaspoon salt WEDNESDAY, Jan. 9— message to the readers. He tells them what bar- 1 H teaspoon baking powder featuring Hoot Gibson gains he hai to offer. He keeps them informed ai to the ar- % cup sugar "BLINlCY*' 1 cup molasses also an Educational comedy rival of new good*, He ihowi them the way to obtain quaL 1 teaspoon ginger "Hi.k Pow«r" Committee Named To Study German Finance*. % teaspoon cinnamon ity at a saving in price. Woman Genrral Commandi Chi- nese Troopi. Mix and sift the dry ingredii THURSDAY, Jan. 10— Tho rommittoc left th* National Capitol recently on their Mix the molasses with the milkl way to Germany, where they will Ret first hand information on "MODERN MARRIAGE" Above is pictured the Chinese slightly beaten egg. Add the lit Germany's financial troubles. Photo shows th>' committee, left to to the dry ingredients, then add] starring Francis X. Bushman and Careful, economical buyers watch the right: Stuart M. Crocker, secretary: Rufus C. haw.-s, Owen D. woman commander, (ionernl Wong, Beverly Bayne who commands a detachment of melted shortening. Bake in a la advertisements in this newspaper and save money on Young and Charles (!.. Pawes, chairman. shallow pan 35 to 40 minutes nnd a (Tartoon comedy Homan soldiers. These troops are "Cat'. Whither." their purchases. Aie you one of them? Or do you buy supporters of Dr. Run Ynt Sen. moderate oven (375 deg.) If sweet milk is used, leave . haphazardly, merely to accommodate «ome one else—to help the snd« and use F>H teaspoons b» Our New Serial— ing powiior. "TO THE LAST MAN" tome one profit by your thoughtlessnes* ? STARTS FRIDAY, JAN. 20th Look over the advertisements ift this issue COCOA BREAD 1 ciilic compressed yeast STATE OF NEW JERSEY. and see what bargains are offered today. " cupvi milk, gcnlded and cooled DEPARTMENT OF STATE I tablespoon sugar CERTIFICATE OF DISSOLUTION. r> '•_• nips sifted Hour '^ ''"I' sugar TO ALL WHOM THESE PRESENTS ', ci.|. butter MAY COME, GREETING: l" t.-iblrspoon salt WHEREAS, It appears to my sat- Dissolve yenst and nnc tablespoon isfRction, hy duly authenticated r*c- r in lukewarm milk; add 8 cups ord of the proceedings for the A Newspaper's TWO nf ihmr iinil heat until smooth. Cover voluntary dissolution thereof by the ;ind set aside to rise in a warm place unanimous consent of all the stock- until light—about half hour. Add holders, deposited in my office, that sujiar and butter creamed, eggs well UNIFORM COLOR AND CHEM- Sources of Revenue beaten, cocoa, remainder of flour, or ICAL CORPORATION, a corporation enough to make a soft dough, and if this State, whose principal office Subscription* and Adrertidnf Are the Onry Sources salt. Knend lightly; place in a s situated at Market Street and Ber- of Revenue a Newspaper Has and Often the Sub- greased bowl. Cover and let rise in a rand Avenue, in the City of Perth • wnrm pluce until double in bulk—- Amboy, County of Middlesex, State scriptions Do Not Pay for the Cost of White Paper i about two hours. Mould into loaves; of New Jersey (A. LAWSON RAM- ! place in well greased bread pans, SAY being the agent therein and in Advertising today, especially In newspapers, is the greatest tilling them half full. Cover and let charge thereof, upon whom process" business getter there is. This is acknowledged by men who ', rise again until light—about one may be served), has complied with know. People read advertisements in newspapers. They hav« i hour. Hake 40 to 45 minutes. The the requirements of "An act concern- been educated to do BO. Every merchant in our town ought to ! oven should be hot first, and then ing corporations (Revision of 1896)," advertise. You remember the story about John Wanamaker? • moderate. preliminary to the issuing of this This first day he was in business his receipts were $t-».<>4. He Certificate of Dissolution. ' kf'pt the 64 cents and spent the $24 the next day in adver- MEAT PIE NOW, THEREFORE, I, Thomas F. tising. We all can't duplicate this feat, but according to the Martin, Secretary of State of the best statistics available three per cant of the groat MIM •hould 1 large bunch of celery State of New Jersey, DO HEREBY be put aiide for advertising. 1 large onion CERTIFY that the said corporation Possibly you will say, "I don't need to advertise. I've bten 1 pint water ol- meta broth did, on the sixth day of December, (n this town thirty years and everybody knows me." % pound coofted meat cut up 1923, file in my office a duly executed Probably they do, but did you ever stop to think oi tha Amkaiudor Kellof g Sail* for Pott in London. 1 cup strained tomatoes and attested consent in writing to Sales you lose because your fellow competitor advertises? Ha 1 teaspoon salt and pepper the dissolution of said corporation, Photo shows Hon. and Mrs. Frank B. Kdlogg; as they sailed New York Girl To Marry executed by all the stockholders may advertise the same goods you have in your stock, but the for London, where Mr. Kellogg will assume his office as Ambassa- Prince. 6 tablespoons flour mixgd with % , people don't know you have them. The other fellow gets tha thereof, which said consent and the dor to the Court of St. James, to which he was recently appointed. cup water for thickening aale because he advertises. And, then, how much more business record of the proceedings aforesaid He succeeds George Harvey, who resigned. King Christian recently con- Cook the celery and onion in the you would do if you did advertise? sented to the public announcement water or broth, add the meat, to- are now on file in my said office as We know of one merchant who advertised a lot of goods of the engagement of his young mato juice, salt and pepper, then the provided by law. at 10 centa a yard. They cost him 27 cents. He took a clean kinsman, Prince igpo, and Miss thickening slowly and boil five min- IN TESTIMONY loss, but while the sale was going on he could buy new goods Eleanor Margaret Green, above, utes. Pour this mixture hot'into a W H E R E O F, I at 12 centa. He put them In with the other goods and tha daughter of Dr. J. D. Green, of casserole, cover with a crust made have hereto sat result was that ho cluaned his shelves of the old goods and he New York City. Prince Viggo re- from the following directions: Seal of the ] my hand, and af- broke even on the deal. Advertising and good buying liqui- linquishes all possible claims of % cup milk Secretary of ] fixed my official dated his stock without a loss. succession to the throne and will 2>4 cups bread flour or 2 Mi cups the State of ] seal, at Trenton, We can't all bo John Wanamakers, but we all can adver- no longer be addressed as his pastry flour Nt-te Jersey. ] this sixth day of tise In proportion to our business. Results will be sure if you Royal Highness. 6 tablespoons shortening December, A. D., advertiso honestly and give Bervjce. A newspaper can bring 4 H teaspoons baking powder one thousand, nine people to your strim, but it can't make people buy your goods. % teaspoqn salt • : hundred and twen- You* clprlfR must do that, and it depends on the service you Mix and sift tho dry ingredients, ty-three. give as to how succeBsful your business will be. cut in the fat thoroughly with a"bis- • THOMAS F. MARTIN, What Is done in the big cities can be done right here in cuit cutter, then add the milk slowly. Secretary of State. this town if you will show the pep, give the service and adver- Put the dough out on a floured board. 1-4, ai, 18, 25. tise. Make buta««« good. Ton can do it through this newa- Make the crust about one inch deep. Place this on top of the mixture in I ; the baking dish. The dish should be A Mlisouri Warning. deep enough so that the liquid wil It le ifine to have a song In your I not boil up over the sides. Bake in heart, ^ut use discretion In unload- a hot oven 20 minutes. ing It.- *St. Joseph Gazette. A Five-Minute Sermon on RABINOWITZ HARDWARE "If it's Hardware, We lUve It! Church Advertising Full Line of I HARDWARE, PAINTS, OILS, VAR- ID yini i'Vt •]• Hi ink of the church as a IIUMIIPSS proposition? Why should NISHES, HOUSE FURNISHINGS. a cluiivli always lilt cimMilrrcil a subject fur cliiirily? How often have D you liranl aii'ii say: "1 don't KU to cLimvli very often, but when I do 555 ROOSEVELT AVE.,
Ch»tk will clwicc and Mnd (hit ^k TOIU wniltHlcaloll OF THIS PAPER, orloTHE S COMPANION. e**> I&m PRACTICAL ' HOUSE PAINTER AND DECOfUK SJYEIUO lux ir JACOB GOLD ERGER, BANKER WMHUiml* 1 I an Foreign Exchange Oftc« •A4 hed 1888 . \* the of th«. t» be ptda tron up. ' .^^Pl)^^1 ' '^B^^'t^^flWwS^^^^^W^'^^^^^"^^^'^^^ • ^1^53*^' I MONDAY By WILLIAM K. DOUGLASS THATRE I to JANMtY 7-10 4_ Days THURSDAY IfPLAYIrKr- with .1. WARREN KERRIGAN Dawn" ANNA Q. NILSSON TOM SANTSCHI OF WEAF STATION tDWYN TODAY 4-5 :B0 p. m.—Criterion -Novelty a half hour service under the aus- Orchestra, Nancy Mcl'unl, soprano, pices of the United Synagogue of 7:80-9:40 p. m—l'nit"d Cigsr America, followed by « ten minute Stores' sport talk by Thornton Fisher. sports Ulk by Thornton Fisher. aries Brabin Talk by the American Humi and Other features are Blanche Stoney, Mortgage Company. TV Happiness soprano; Claire Lampman, contralto; Beys, Billy Jones and Ernest Hare. and the Muriel Trio. Production \ Music by the World Mutual Insurance Raymond F. Rode, authority on Company's Instrumental Trio, and a Auction Bridge, will give another of talk on the ''Care and Safe Operation his series of instruction talk.*, con- of Automobiles" by Mnjur A. A. cluding it with a bridge problem. Stewart, of the World Mutual Auto- The solution to this problem will be mobile Casualty Insurance Company. given in his next radio talk. 9:40 p. m.—Concert by the New Thursday, January ii6. York Symphony Orchestra, Walter /The mid-week service by the New Damrosch, conductor, direct from the York Federation 6f Churches opens in the League of Nations, we'll Carnegie Hall, New York City. I've thought the matter over an' AYS WEAF'S evening program at 7 p. m. I've come to the conclusion that a CUBS an' arbitrate. Well, now, 1 TOMORROW Arthur Mason, writer and humorist, New Year's day ain't perfect Mess see for number four—Hereby let will give a serious lecture on "When yoU make a resolution. So to make be known that for the year eniul Elinor Glyn Dance music in the afternoon by Radio Came to Ireland" it even better, I will take my pen in I'll let politics alone. Last year Mio f'arolinians Orchestra, directed bf "Cutting Out Cross Talk and Spark band 'an I'll make a half a dozen then run fer mayor but I didn't have Charles M. Koch. Selections by Miss you'll know right where I stand. show an' now they're talkin' Annadele Hastings, soprano. Interference" is the subject of the' talk by John V. L. Hogan, the eighth Here's number one—Resolved that I grew, but it's absolutely "No." WfcatAfttec! 8 p. m.—An hour's program by of his successful series. Other Feat- won't smoke er chew this year. 1 heard it said that "Worry Kilis" ('bidet Trio, Concert by Itoria gas- ures of the evening's program arc reckon I'll chew spearmint till the *o fer number five, I'll make th«,'- lawsky, Russian concert baritone. Emma Morris, dramatic soprano; Ver- cravings disappear, but shucks 1 resoUition that I won't, an' stay allv«, —you'H say so Songs by Mifl3 Freda Williams, lyric non Archibald, baritone. swore off gmokin' once way hack In It makes young men grow old tooT soprano. An hour of music, begin- see the great explosion The Chamber Music course con- 1010. I didn't smoke for months an' soon an' lines their brows with car* ning at 10 o'clock by l.ucky Strike ducted by Dr. Henry T. Fleck at months an' didn't mind it then. Fer an' causes'silver threads to streak that imprisons two young Orchestra under direction of Nathan Hunter College will now be available number two—Resolved that 1 won't what once wui auburn hair. ft lilatitx, followed by music of Vincent number six be it resolved, this people in a deserted dug-- to huge audiences through arrange- gamble any more 1 *ve lost a lot of I.opei Orchestra direct from Hotel my one best bet, no mutter what menti made by WEAF to broadcast money playin' checkers at the store. out in France. * Pennsylvania, 1 be my lot, I'll keep my wireless this series direct from Hunter Col- When Si an Chuek an' Jim an' me pla/ poker I'm the goat. My IOU'S Though trials nn' tribulations cot Sunday, January 6. lege. Dr. Henry T. Fleck is the first gate about my door an' though She thought she yrts *U speaker who utilized extracts of se- are all paid up. That's one good thing In the afternoon Dr. Frederick you'll note. I guess I'll cut out scold- creditors may take the carnet froth ready to marry someone Waller Evans, pastor of Harlem-New lections to illustrate his lecture as he in' an' I'll call that number three— my floor, there'll be no chansi tt| (fiv»n it. A famous musical organiza- else — but Six Days of York Presbyterian Church, will no arguments-tMt year at all between separate my wireless, set from apeak; subject, "A Javelin or a tion will render a concert at tne cdn- my wifs an' me. That there's a dern ._,_ratc ... Love changed her mind. Heart—Making 1924 Our Worst or clusion of Dr. fleck's remarks. big order but I spose at any rate like alfel r eternitysafely b.y my side It rtafr Rest Year." Federation choir, as- A apodal program by a famous sisted by George Yaus!>> of Perth Am- recording artist will be broadcast ELINOR GLYN. boy, will render the musical feature directly from the Columbia Record- of the program. ing Studios. HOME-MADE VARIABLE CONDENSER, author of Three Dr. Pnrkes Cadman will render his Friday, January 11. Weeks" has written usual inspiring talks, broadcast di- The League for Political Education rectly from Bedford Brunch Y. M. presents Eleanor Marked, lecturing a thrilling romance C. A. at Town Hall on Friday morning wrf. Tfit fJt«W portion for the screen. 7 to 7:30—Four prominent speak- through WEAF. Her subject is "Po- whit wilt happen li'tentientmt*pm ,, ers, intimate friends of Theodore litical Conditions in Fiance." VfCl Roosevelt, will tell incidents of the A Russian artist, Eugene Erganow, m I HI Hi HIS [ BflUuR IHUU great President as they knew him. soprano, is one of the features of Speakers will be Jui|gc Oito Rosal- WEAF'S program on Friday evening. itup important. She was educated at the Imperial Did Leonardo Name Amerlot sky, Hon. Joseph Levenson and The |»hji eup of the lndl< Conservatory of Petfograd, and her It has been generally supposed that Julius Hyman, «l»irinnt pnrt In the, first engagement was with the Kiev Vllual plrf* : Miirtin Wulilseemueller of St. Die first Advertising\ crsonnllty, and la Monday, January 7. Opera Company of Kiev, Russia. applied the nnme America to the west- Smile with the Happiness Boys, intfaispaperwillbriQf I Man; Insti the success With thousands of contestants or foliar* of a ern continent. But now I'rofessor awaiting the announcement of the Billy Jones and Ernest Hare, as they food returns oo vhc • m»l biological life,-" HarrlnKton (inserts that Leonard da render their half hour program. An- Dr. Irrtaj J. : Is. American peace award and national money invested & J Vinci «nvc the mime on a map made and international interest aroused in other battery instruction talk will be ( delivered by Mr. George C. Furness, In 1514. Mr. Bok's HOO.OQO.OO prize, the ap- — A Classine dv. Will Sell It — pearance of Edward Bok at WEAF followed by Semeon Jurist, baritone on Monday evening is a broadcasting and Mary Iyard, violinist. I event of unusual interest, Mr. Bok The evening's program will be ' will address the radio audience on completed by thf famous B. Fischer the subject of "The Winning Plan" & Company's dance orchestra, whose Watching {hiJack-in-the-Box at 8:15 p. m. harmonious dance music has elicited Walter Damrosch will broadcast thousands of favorable comments. D another recital from Carnegie Hall. #- After a two weeks' vacation, the radio students of the Browning RADIO FLASHES WELL THERE HI course will broadcast through WEAF WHEN HE WLl W BOBBIN' U under the auspTcss of the Columbia. Monftcla*, N. J., Us Installed, University Home Extension Division, on Its high school an aerial ANDOOWN. will be resumed, d* Monday evening. equal In site to some of the An unusually successful soprano, broadcasting stations. The re- Margaret Taylor," accompanied by ceiving set Is In the physics de- Yvette Brunyere, will broadcast a recital, Miss Taylor haa just return- partment and many of the pupils ed from a fouT year operatic tour of ire licensed operators. Italy and South America. High-powered radio stations will be In operation In 1923 at Tueidmy, January 8 Bogota bay, Cuba, and Buenos Viola Silva, contralto, will give a Aires. l!hls will make possible Full Details Are Given Above of the Method of Carting the Plat»t,«i* tembllng th« Condanur. recital during the afternoon. Mary relaying messages to Buenos Wildermann, concert pianist, protege Aires by way of Cuba, and Bo- of Archduchess Marie Valerie, daugh- The principle ol the condenser fle- ylng the movable plate can be plM*fc',--\ '"M ter of Francis Joseph I, former Em- gotu. •crlbed her* Is not new, but its con- its proper position. Coanectlonf, peror of Austria, will broadcast a Commander Tosl of Italy, a Btructlonul details have been, so sim- with the movable plate U »»4e Jflfc recital as a part of the evening's noted inventor In the radio field, plified that it can be made at home means ,of s washer riding on art n\ ,_ J program. suites that the land of Marconi with very few tfljjls. Bine* Its oper- wire being soldered to " Charles Ray., famous motion pic- Is far behind In installing radio ation depends upon the distance sep- and carried out to the other I ture actor, playing the lead in "The broadcasting and that future arating the plates, It can be used In It may be necessary to use Courtship of Miles Standish," will prospects are far from promis- two ways; by having the plates close washer on the rod to prevent fi» tw» give an unusual picture of the pilgrim ing. together the capacity la large enough plates from touching, or a pUfei''<*' fathers in a lecture Tuesday evening. 1 One hundred thousand persons for the, condenser to work aa the prin- mica or celluloid sheeting can b« H*j<' Irving A. Oberlander, baritone; H . heard the hrlde and groom make to separate the two. A rubber bbidr V. Kaltenborn, current events speak- cipal condenser; by separating the their nuptial vows In a recent ing post cap on the threaded rod con* • er, and Anita Dietrich Kneit, colora- plates from half to quarter of an Inch j tura soprano, accompanied by Mabel- ly broadnist marriage service. the capacity 1B lessened to a point plelea the Condenser. ' '•. anna Corby, are features of the eve- Quite an impressive number o where the condenser can be used as a Ellmlnatn Dangtr of Shortaj* ning's program. witnesses If a divorce should vernier, and when employed In this Editor's Note—If a piece ot ralca 1» ever be sought way very selective results are obtain- ut to the size of the stationary plat« Wednesday, January 9. It required the erection of li able. and fastened to It danger of shortage. Mrs. Adele Woodard will give am Is eliminated. This Is paitfeOlarly other of her motion picture forecasts. aerials hefure radio cuuld be sue HomtMado Cond«n»er, cessfully operated at Camrj Cur- beneficial if the condebser Is ttied In At noon, a chapel service fromfCo- The most Important detyils of the t shunt to the phones and,."B' -3bMtery1 lumbia University, will be broadcast ry, In the Vosemlte valley. Rock 1 condenser are the two plates, which as a short here would hurt Jim "B" through WEAF. walls rear thousands of feet are die cast at home, in the following battery, , ' L Beatrice Brownold, soprano, and above the valley In which the manner; A. piece of cardboard of the The -.fixed plate Is fastened (9 (n Milton F. Rehg will appear in sob , camp is situuted. ] ,. right thickness1 and having a circle of Insulating base, which can be etttttr > and duet numbers. th« right dimensions cut In It U small piece of Insulating material^ The evening program will begin by two pieces of smooth p^ the panel of the set, by two _ board. Bie melted metal Is poured In and nuts, one at the other en< By JACK WILSON through the slot, as shown In the ac- plate. A large hole Is drilled RADIO RALF ANI HIS FRIENDS- Copyright 1*11 bj ilii MIOUK Niw|«p«! companying Illustration. When the the center of this plate 50 that 1 • - SACK. first catting U made It- will be found tact with the movable plate Is 1. ^ „ \ \'Ll 60 IH ANO SEE HIM. ME WELL TOM*1* YOUR. that the mold does not fill up perfect- It will be necessary either to raln.m ly, owing to Unprlsohed air. When V L.0OKT A? THOOfaH HE'S FACE 1$ IH &AO SHAPE movable plate from the Insulation or the air pocketa are located the fault to countersink the Insulation so talt' { can be remedied by cutting thin chan- AGAIN! the nut on the movable plate vrlll^ nels In the cardiiomd for some dis- Interfere with the plates being br tance to allow the air to eteapa, ThMfl Yery atpse to each other. .,_. need not be given a definite vent con After a Dumber of plates have MM nectlon with the outside air, at the broken from the fixed plate, as it IM mold wurks perfectlj without It. The wed tor- 1 CMnectlni lug. but oitjht choice of metal U Important, U pure movable plate It is broken off anqEw lead or Bolder will not work right. A rough place smoothed down few pieces of linotype meta.1 obtained file. The movable plate from a printer frlen^ will work v«ry through the ce.uter aud fdite well, and thla nxstal, which Is used to end of a short-threaded rod cunt printing types, has the further of two nuts and washers, advantage of being quite brittle, 10 asd washers should be filed that It will not bend out of shape, that the pUte will be exactly Tlie^ Insulating material la then angles with the rod, drilled and tapped so that the rod car- «S Subnet uA ltveatlra ud ^-Mention this paper to advertisers, it helps you, it helps them, it helps By L F. Van Zelm The Latest Wrinkle in Piano Covers your paper. AW.WHATSTHEISE ti) Western Newipuper Union on ns CUDME As to my standiAt. Mk !•«' dootw. * ^ PACE FOUR etc., copies that are being or have been distributed through the mails nnd from newsstands to warrant any argument on ttoat We Must Remember Our National in . ft .••core. The least said the better, for it in a secret to nobody. Pre»bjrl«4«n. , Systei Tl»,.(iBdies of the Presbyterian A few months ago the Bulletin was asked, along with the Building Our Good Roads ChuHJB Vere entertained at thalr other two papers to submit a sworn affidavit to the Township By SENATOR LAWRENCE C. PHTPPS, of Coloradj weeldjtea Wednesday afternoon by Subicriptism, $1-50 Per Year Mrs/George Hoffman. Committee, stating the exact paid circulation. The Indepen- of THe Sunday evening service -was Published PVCIV Friday by dent n.mplied with that demand bat the editor of the Avenel In the short apace of erven' yours th well attended despite the inclement MIDDLESEX PRESS, 23 Green Street, Woodbridge victors tn our national parks, ch boast ] weather. The church was prettily paper refused to do BO. Yet, last week, his editorial professed Telephone, Woodbridge 576 of w>mc of the finest sei'iiic treasures (be found lighted with a candle in each windowIUW^, Edltor u> "call the Independent's bluff" of having the largest paid on the pulpit, and at the organ Old G HARGIS PRALL anywhere in the world, haf quadrupieclln 1921, time hymns were sung, and New MAXWELL LOGAN - Managing Editor circulation. He probably grinned when he wrote it, for his for instance, more t*ftn one million t* hundred Year resolutions, which were handed C H BYKNE - ..Advertising Representative memory cannot be short enough for him to think that a gesture in by the members, were read by the thousand people camo to the p;irks frojalljj pastor. of that sort can be mistaken for anything but "bluff." "Yntered a. Meonridaw matter March 18 1919, at th« Port- of the country, and one of them alonejie liocky The week of prayer is being ob- office at Woodbridge, N. J., under the Act of March 8, 1879. The Independent has said, and now repeats, that it does erved this week. Rev. Mr. Cham- Mountain National park, furniihed p lure and jerlain, jteBtor of Presbyterian mm not urge that the Township Committee withhold recognition of relaxation to 273,737 visitors in nj singlo ihurch at Carteret, had charge of mw jntn NEKHMWHW mnnnn. *. he service Thursday evening1. the Avenel paper's right to publish legals on a technicality Two-thirds of these travel bynutomi e, bring- involving the failure to get out an issue in the last week of The Boy Scouts Troops 1 and III, ing their own equipment. Then wh bo§.he roads will have their monthly rally in the February, but it is vitally concerned in setting the editor of the Scout Cabin tonight (Friday) at » —that prime necessity of the motorist? It is wells >elievable paper right on the subject of circulation, a feature that com- 'clock, change of time being on ac- that they have been woefully neglected) and that" to-* fa no >gfam of ount of the prayer service In the THE MAYOR'S MESSAGE TREATS mercial advertisers have taken into account in choosing the :hurch at 8 o'clock. any magnitude has been approved by the congress fot litie cicitruction, TOWNSHIP PROBLEMS THOROUGHLY. ' Independent as their medium. The Avenel editor speaks of The attendance at the Sunday improvement and maintenance'of highways in our nation* pa| i. In the school last Sunday was 275. Miss subscriptions obtained through an automobile contest as not Claire Pfeiffsr'B dais won in the air-' Without doubt the most important news item of the week, Ifocky Mountain National park which had the mavtnlm imber of recognizable as paid circulation, yet ignores the fact that he plane contest, Miss Woardell coming as far as Woodbridge Township is concerned, is the second visitors during the past year, congress has only authorizefthe nenditure in second and Mrs. S. B. Demarest, strove mightily to tempt the reading public to subscribe to his annual message delivered by the Mayor at the organization of $35,000 for road improvement since its estaBlishmel third. sheet by offering boxes of bon bons as premiums. Rather in- meeting of the Committee Tuesday noon, comprising a brief Bear in mind also that in recent years road buildiij has bthat the legis- regulated, comprising items for road repair, salaries, printing, would be a long one. lative function of government sfyd be composed Bible Thoughts for supplies, and the expense of the entire Tax Department make of a house of representatives ami senate. Th« up less than three per cent, of the total tax levy, a feature on federal government in this respectia accepted as a the Week which the Mayor remarks that "there are no active municipali- TOAST FOR ALL model and -Has followed by all ofe states of the Sunday. ties in the State that can make a substantially better showing OF US! Union. The experience of more Jn one hundred RULER OVER ALL,—Thine, 0 than this." Toast to the left of us, toast to the. right of us, toast in years has demonstrated that the?o-braneh legis- Lord, Is tbe greatness, and the The message holds out little hope of a reduction in taxes, power, and the glory, and the vic- front of us, toast behind us—behold! toaat, that autocrat of the lature, at least, so far as the varie states are can* tory; and th« meJettjM for all that pointing out that he has been given to understanund d that crowded corned, has been very unaatisfacti in its Is In the heaven and la the earth 1B Nl breakfast table, which when cold ia flat and markedly unpala- school conditions; wilwill probabli y necessitate a publi'••c vot e on"" th-e One of the fundamental requisites,tt should always thine; thine Is the kingdom, 0 table, and when hot and properly spread with'molten butter, Lord, and thou art exalted aa head question of spending about half a million on new schools. This iing al satisfies many a morning appetite, is being called upon to solve exist in any legislature where universal suffrage prevails to enable th< above,all.—I Chronicles 29:11. school problem, which is by the way, a result of a combination Monday. which ._ _, . a national problem. The Wheat Council of the United States citizen to properly place responsibility, either foT the subs or the failuri of circumstanceitances over which no one in the township has any ABOUT THROWING STONES — has announced the beginning of a strenuous eflfort to popularize of legislation. Master, this woman wus taken In the most serious tax problem with which the town adultery. Moses commanded us control, is , In every legislature composed of two branches, thfniehing touches deal. The Mayor's message seems to regard it as *he eating of this delicacy, and thereby increase the consump- ! that such should be stoned: but ship has to deal1. tion of wheat, to the ultimate benefit of the financially embar- and the only thing that emerges from the conference the final agree- what sayest thou? ... He said s in Woodbridge than elsewhere and attributes it unto them, He that Is without sin more serious in"'n w^....„., rassed wheat fanner. The Council explains: ment The individual legislator must then vote upon ttnference report among you. let him first cast a to the fact that "a majority of pupils live in houses assessed The wheat farmer's troubles are due to the fact without any opportunity of expressing, by his vote, t opposition to stone at her.—John 8:4, 5, T. under one thousand dollars and in many instances not over anything that the bill in this form contains. The citisis deprived en- Tuesday-. that he has produced too much wheat. The American GOD'S WOBD STANDS.—The five hundred dollars." In other words, many families that are people are not eating as much wheat as they did be- tirely of an opportunity to pass a just and fair jtfdgmeiipon the result. grass wlthereth, the flower fadeth: paying between $25 and $50 taxes in all are having as many A one-branch legislature would obviate all these diffk.ies. The citizen but tbe word of our God shall stand fore the war and foreign countries no longer need the forever.—Isaiah 40:8. as a half dozen children educated at % cost to the township of would be able to absolutely and without difficulty pD responsibility United States as a source of wheat supply. During W.dne.d«y. about $50 per child. the war the people were urged to eat less wheat, "Vhere it properly belonged for every act of the legislat. THE KINGDOM WITHIN.—The One of the evils of our legislatures is that they aretirely too large. kingdom of God cometh not with All in all, the message covers the various"phases of town- while the farmer was besought to grow mx>re. The observaUon: Neither shall they say, ship problems in a workmanlike fashion and somehow creates time has come to reverse the war processes and until Having in mind a state about like Nebraska I should 4 that the mem- Lo here I or, lo there! for, behold, bership should not exceed twenty or thirty. the kingdom of God Is within you. the impression that the Mayor knows what he- is talking about this is* done the 2,235,000 farmers who grow wheat Luke 17:20, 21. and is sincere when, in the closing paragraph, he expresses cannot prosper. The members of the legislature should be electcij' districts upon" ThuridaT. a non-partisat ballot. The business of the legislature a state is in no 8AFEGUARDKD.—He shall give confidence that the coming year will find the entire official Wherefore, efforts are being concentrated on the eat-more- his angels charge over thee, to keep Sense partisan. K politics were eliminated, memberlould be elected family "working steadfastly, unselfishly and harmoniously for wheat campaign, and toast is being lauded as the attractive, thee In all thy ways,—Psalm 01:11. according to their qualifications for the state lcgislaturtThe state would Friday. the continued progress and honor of Woodbridge Township appetite-tickling delight which is expected to put a little bulge be similar to a gigantic corporation, and the membeii the legislature TEACH ME.—Teach m« to do and for the best interests of its people." in the wheat farmer's pocketbook. The movement is being thy will; for thou art my God; thy would be members of the board of directors. organized in various large cities, and at the same time the spirit ti good; lead me Into tba A state "Having that kind of legislature I have ilined would be land of uprightness.—Psalm 143:10. TRYING TO CRAM ANOTHER'S FOOT INTO General Federation of Women's Clubs and numerous civic Saturday. able to increase the salaries of its member*. A SHOE MADE FOR HIMSELF. organizations are co-operating to make the undertaking a suc- TBUST 'HIM ALWAYS.—Com- If we had the kind of legislature I have outlined, 1 members would mit thy way 'unto the Lord; trust It's not often that anyone takes the trouble to point out cess. According to the Wheat Council, the United States De- stand as high as the members of our judiciary. Thevould become as (also In him; and he shall bring It to paM.—Psalm 3T :S, incongruous statements that appear in the Avenel paper i)ut partment of Agriculture and national farmers' organizations, expert in their line as the judges are expert in. the c4 ruction of laws. its editorial last week entitled "Wrong oh the facts and wrong including the American Farm Bureau Federation, are working Perfection, it is true, would not be attained, but'tl morale and the _J on the law" was so full of whimsical little false twists and mis- oward the same end. Toast it is to be, then and therefore, if itanding of our state legislatures would be on the 90 high plane u PARAGRAPHS_W1TH A PUNCH ou can shed a tear for the wheat fareier—don't—i statements that.a sense of humor prompts us to reply. our judiciary; A silent man's word* are Dtrer r* The article in question essayed a defense df the AveneJ it toast 6 peated la court — — paper's right to claim itself of legal age/a matter that is of I Side of U JSI ALA i FRIDAY, JANUARY 4/1*4 SB SURGEONS FIND Barber'* Talk Saves Cash and GLOVEIN PATIENT lTiiRtlngs-on-HurtRon, N. ?.— THE PERTH AMBOY j "Hoy, come bRckl You follows noeil shaves," shouted Jncob Sponge Also Removed From HolTninn when he cnuRlit two Misky men carrying Hie cnsh GAS LIGHT COMPANY j SHIP BY WATER Man's Bladder After Sec- roaster out 6f his barber uliop. ond Operation. Tin- men accepted the Invltntlon, nml Hoffman shaved both, talk- 206 SMITH STREET Middlesex Transportation Company offers excellent service be- ing meanwhile, on the clinnccs mon will take to get a few dol- tween New Brunswick and New York. TO SUE FOR DAMAGES lars. The bandits seemed to have a clinnge of henrt, for they left I Through Bills of Lading issued, and Through Rates in effect be- without the cash register, which Heating and Cooking Appliances Bnlom, Ore.—Locnl physicians, oper- tween New Brunswick and points in the South and Southwest, via Mor- contnlned more than $100, warn- I ating upon Jerry vVynnt, linotype ex- ing Hoffman to keep quiet gan Line, Ocean Steamship Company of Savannah, Clyde Line and pert, here, removed a rubber glove Ruud Automatic and Storage Water Heaters Mallory Line. thnt had been lncaBwl In the patient's bladder for 22 months. I According to Dr. W. TV Ryrtl, one New Process Gas Ranges I We also have Through Rates to Boston over the Metropolitan Line. of the attending physlcinns, Wyant underwent a previous operation for BOY KILLED BY DOG AS Through Bills of Lading issued from New York over the. Ludwn- th« removal of gull Rtones at Hftn HELPLESS CROWD LOOKS ON bach Line, via Panama Cana| Route to San Francisco, San Diego, Los Francisco 22 months ago. Three I piontliB later he suffered from Intense CoB- en-Rit Radiant Logo Angeles, Portland, Seattle, other North Pacific Coast Ports and pnlnH mid It was necessary to perform Great Dane Grabs Youngster by I Hawaiian Islands. another operation. On this occmlon Odorlesi -Efficient—Inexpensive tho Son Francisco phy\trlnnq removed the Throat and Shakes Him Freight for New Brunswick received at Pier 13, North River. New from his bladder a spfenije. Whether to Death. I York, until 5:00 P. M. Steamer leaves every week day at 3/)0 P. M. North Bergen, N. J.—Their arml I Telephone, New Brunswick 401. filled with cat-tiills which they afid picked In the meadows here, Joseph ' Telepftne 149 Perth Amboy Qenott, nine years old; his brother, Albert, ten, and John Slmoneonl, ten, 1 I Btarted for home \o W«st Hoholten, Passing Floral park picnic grounds, Joseph espied a cherry tree within the gates. lie dropped his cat-tails and Bwung open the gate. His companions f v followed. Two Great Dane dogs leaped from For aphort Time Only behind bushes. Albert and John pelteij them with (toots. On*" sprang, at Jo- seph, knocked him down, and sank Its A HIT-POINT IRON teeth In his throat. The other drove Albert and John from the park. FREE with a Vestern Electric Machine Joseph's screams brought scores of passersby, but the dog that had routed John and Albert stood guard at the gate and prevented anyone from going ELECTRICAL HOME to the youngster's aid. A dozen men stoned the other dog, hut In vain. Nearly 100 persons WIRING CORP. (JOHN .1. YELLEN, Pres.) watched the &FOX Wo«ibrU|» RAHWAY LAUNDRY 97 MAIN ST. WOODBRIDGE JOSEPH BLAUKOPF CIVIL 72 CAMPBELL ST., RAHWAY, N. J. 564 ROOSEVELT AVE. CAKTERET, N. J. Tel. 557-J Rabway OLIVER BfES, ING C A. FULLERTON SHEET METAL WORKER ENGINEERS ELECTRlCAl)lT»ACTINO Auto Trucking ;, Roofing, i MU i. KKt* Wet Wash, Rough Dry and Flat Work WUlard Local and- Long DUtaac* of Sheet Copper Work, i; ^oua« Furnishinsra, |aints, Glass Woodbridge, Sewaren and Port Reading colj&tionu PU..IU I "AW.IT.I n T«k 786 Monday apd Tuwday jpaoroing*. • RACING CAR IS feUlLT A LA HAN* WINCHESTER STOR! OF AUTOMOBILE PAGE QUALITY The Pl« Eating City. Tbn pn'ntent pi*' I'ntlng rlly of this Caution and Courtesy For all Merchandise with a Reputation country him horn claimed liy l.os An «.](-s Cnl., with n consiimpllon of HO,- BRAND NEW TIRES Mechanical Tools — Hardware — Paint ,£ 000 pies per day. An act of courtesy la gratify- ing to all concerned In It. Two Automobile Aceeatorfoe — Spin-ting GooAi t*o. persona meeting on the street or (ALL AT THIEF a doorway are usunlly courteous and show consideration to each ROOSEVELT other; the same two persons Second-Hand Article Holds but meeting on the road while driv- BROWN BROTHERS LAUNDRY KIDS Little Interest to Auta Ac- ing are often quite discourteous. 679 Roosevelt Ave. Tel 820 Cartewt ,Cuttlng ID and out of traffic la cessory Purloiner. one of the worst forms of driv- ing. (By KRWIN ORBBR, President Qresr The man who tries to pass Coll.ce of Automotive Engineering, every one on the road does not Chicago, 111.) always get by. After an automobile has been takes Help the fellow motorist If he ELECTRICAL HOME WIRING CORP nut of th« establishment, where It waa Is In trouble on the road. A new French rni-lti r,,r which embodies sqme of the features of tba war- purchased, It la BO longer a brand Share your gas with the man K (JOHN J. YELLEN, Pres.) time tank, the HiiCRiilii nicer recently exhibited at the Paris motor show at new machine, but a Mcond-hand one. who Is stranded far from a fill- the Grand Palnls In the ciiampa Klysees, Paris. The market value of such a car, al- ing station, though driven bat a few miles, Varies Don't try to taka up th* en- Western Electric Washers Bnormeus Structure. Thought for th» Day. ORAB THE with Its popularity amonf motorists. tire width ot the road. AND SPEAK Sioond-Hsnd Tlr. Not WanUd. Always give way to the man Tbe weight of the great pyramid One reason some people do not Lighting Fixtures, Supplies and Appliances Exnetlj the same Is true In tbe case on an uphill grade. of Egypt has been estimated at 6,000,- learn more Is because they da most of of tires. A brand new tire, even 000 ton*. the talking. 359 STATE ST. PERTH AMBO* T won't take you long lo When meeting another car at though It* tread Is but sllgntly marred night It Is courtesy to dim your Tel. 1264 and 2008-M I pot in touch with un. Juat by road contact, la considered a sec- light and give the other fellow grab that telephone arid ask ond-hand tire and Ita YBIUB depre- a chance. dates quite H bit, depending upon the us lo call for your wnali. Ketnemher that your wheels Fahme's Removal Offer popularity of the make. A second- will throw water ffow pools In WF. ARE NOW LOCATED We'll hnvfl it back on time hand tire holds but little Interest to the road If you do not slow nml we know you won't mind th« automobile accessory thief who down. If anyone Is near, show Our New Location ANTHONY McLEAN mokes a practice of dismantling cars the consideration you would ex- Over di>injr the ironing. ChaTgep of nil extras, and not the least of pect. Waihington 1 mnderatt!. llipse mi new automobile tires. The ttlght of wny Is usually given at 33 Broad Street Market extra tire In perlinps the easiest of all Perhaps your trim needi rtpalri or It ii wearing out, if •« PRACTICAL TAILOR to horse drawn vehicles. the equipment of a machine to steal, Give your signals when turn- LET US SAVE YOU 10% ON A NEW TRUSS Cleaning — Repairing — Prtrsilnf unless It IN padlocked to the extra tire By duplicating your old one we can tave you this on our usual Ing or stopping, and wati'b for law prkei. —•-— Alterations » Roosevelt Laundry rack, signals of other cars. YOUR bOCTOR'S'ORDERS ARE CAREFUttY FILLED. v CARTERET, N. J. It Is my advice to motorlstB to put " • YES, tholr new tires on the wheels as soon WE DO LADIES-1 Tel Rooa 417 as tlify are purchased and run them FREE AUTO SERVICE for several hundred miles. This will BENCH TROUGH FOR WASHING For out-of-town patrons or those un- 95 MAIN ST., WOODBR1DQE greatly diminish the desire of the able to rail. Phone and ask for our tlilpf for stealing your used tire—a Five-Gallon Pan Inserted in Hola In free auto service. SHERIFF'S SALE. tire which will bring one-half the price Top of Work Bench li Handy of a new one. for Cleaning. Abdominal Supporters, Orthopedic Corsets, Orthopedic Braces, A. GREEN HOUSE> IN CHANCERY OF NEW JERSEY Tires Stolen Are New. Elastic Hosiery, Belts, Surgical Corsets, Arch Supporters, etc. FURS STUDEBAKER WULFP — Hetwcrn The Maple Realty Co,, This Information comes after an In- A practical method of washing auto- Invalid Chairs and Crutches Sold and. Rented, CORD TIRES ii corporation, complainant, and vestigation which shows that approxi- mobile parts Is shown In the drawing. WE MAKE AND FIT ARTIFICIAL LIMBS. STORED FREE High C,r»d« in Every ReaMOt Abraham I. Axolrod, et als., de- mately 90 per cent of all tires stolen A larue flve-pallon bread or dlshpan HENRY FRAHME While Remodeled or Repaired Dar- PRICES ABE RIGHTI fendants. Fi. Fa. for sale of ones. From the viewpoint of Is Inserted In a circular hole cut In ing the Summer Months We are Sole Wovdbridge Dlrtribctan mortgaged premises dated Novem-1 value s tire that has been run several 33 Broad Street, Elizabeth WOODBR1DGE AUTO SUPPLY her 2fitn, 1923. | hundred miles Is worth practically as The Only Practical Truss Maker in Union County 56 SMITH STREET Accessories and Supplies, Cat, OU • By virtue of the above stated writ) much as a new one: However, motor- PHONE 9108 HOURS: 8 A. M. TO 7 P. M. Perth Amboy 20 Main St., WOODBRTDGB, N. J. to mo directed and delivered I will gist* are a bit wary of any tire that Emergency Calls lor Evenings and Out NOTE u[ Office Hours—Phone Elizabeth 193-R. t P V U U M hM —Hundreds read our Classified Ads— A Classified Adv. Will Sell It ^EDNESDlY: J ANljA RY TWEN- the" pape* "*r coverin> g*" on* It .™ ^ TY-THIRD, NINETEEN HUN- DRED AND TWENTY-FOUR, at two o'clock in the afternoon of snid day at the Sheriff's Office in the City of New Brunswick, N, J. Keep Autos In Trim. AH those certain lots, tracts or 'The prudent investment of Bavings is the best road to financial independence and an assured parcels of land and premises, here- Drain the vacuum tank regu- inafter particularly described, situ- larly, so the fuel will be pure. income. ate, lying and being in the Town- Avoid Hidden stops, quick ship of Woodbridge in the County •tart*, Jarks and skidding. Convenient Bench Trough for Wash- of Middlesex and State of New Jer- They're hard on springs ami ing Agtomoblle Parts, Which Are sey, more particularly described as Urea. H«l« In a Wire Basket. follows: Being known as lots num- Repair the little cuts In tire* th* top of the workbench. The pan bers 687 and 588 fronting on the regularly—the tire's life will be Why an Ever Increasing Number of Thrifty westerly line of Manhattan avenne, la not fastened down, bnt la simply protyiiffefl. held by Us rim, which resti on the as shown on a map of Avenel Park, Scrap* battery terminals Section 1, Woodbridge Township, edg« of the opening, A wire basket clean, to keep the current flow- and Prudent People Are Subscribing for the Middlesex County, N. J., owned and that fits In the pan nicely I* used to developed by the Maple Realty Com- Ing fre«ly and avoid short cir- hold the parts to b* cleaned; tw» pany, 215 Smith street, Perth Am- cuits. wire handles are provided on tbe bas- boy, N. J., surveyed and mapped by Don't *peed the engine while ket so that It can be lowered Into or Larson and P«x, engineers and sur- cold. It means partial Ignition raised from the pan. A wooden lid, veyors, Perth Amboy, N. J., and of the gas which nay result In hinged to the bench top and dosing filed in the office of the clerk of excessive carbon, fouled plugs over the pan, is also desirable to pre- Middlesex County, lfllfi. Beginning andv>uroed-out bearlngi. at a point on the westerly line of vent tools from falling Into the liquid.—Popular Mechanics Magazine. 7%CUMULATIVE Manhattan avenue, distant southerly 60:54 feet from the corner formed by the intorasotjon of the south- MOISTURE HARMFUL TO TIRE erly line of Meinzer street, and the TEST CLEARANCE OF TAPPETS winterly line of Manhattan avenue, Much Injury to Spares Cauted by Al- Regrlndlng of Valvaa May Have as shown on said map; thence (1) lowing Therm to Become Water westerly along the northerly line of Brought End of Valvas Cloter PREFERRED STOCK Soakid During Storm. lot number 589, 106.57 feet; thence to Puah Rod. (2) northerly along the easterly line of lot number 691, 50 feet to a point Here la a tire mileage hint. Serious . After grinding In valves of an engine in the southerly line of Mejnzer Injury Is often caused new tires car- always test the clearance at tappets. OF street; thence (3) easterly along the ried as spares by allowing them to be- The regrlndlng may have brought the southerly line of Meinzer street, come water soaked during a rain- end of the valve stems a little closer 99.13 feet to a point in the westerly storm. Tread cuts will also cause a to push rods, taking'up all the former line of Manhattan ^venue; thence water-soaked condition. A soggy tire clearance and not allowing the valves southerly alonnsgr the westerly Is "dead" or numb with little resll- to seat tightly. The adjustments may line of Manhattan avenue, 50.54 feet llency. The carcass deteriorates rap- also have been altered wben valves to the point or place of beginning. PUBLIC SERVICE CORPORATION Idly from moisture. Tire men assert were removed for grinding. Bounded on the north by Meinzer that there Is sufficient lubricant built street, on the south by lot number In standard-make tires to last through- 58(1, on the east by Manhattan ave- out their life. There Is no need for an nue, and on the west by lot num- OF NEW JERSEY ber 591. additional lubricant. As a matter of Decree amounting to approximate- fact, water will not mix with the ly $750. lubricants already fn the tire. Together with all and singular the rights privileges, hereditaments and Of every WXX> cars damaged, 100 appurtenances thereunto belonging SCRATCHES ON BODY TREATED are struck while at the curb. —Purchase terms are easy.' or in anywise appertaining. \' * * •'' FREDERICK GOWEN, Deep Gouge May B« Covered With An emergency brush may be made Sheriff. Beeawax and Kealn and Then by rolling a piece of fine-mejsh copper —Ten dollars a month and upward may be DAVID MANDEL, Painted Over. or bras* wire gauze Into a cylinder 530.24 Solicitor. corresponding. In sl»e to the magneto invested. (\ 12-28; 1-4, 11, 18. While a deep gongft In the car's brash. : body work will usually call for the at- . t . • £<• tention ot the coach builder, still the A convenient addition to th» tool really skillful owner may be able by box la a small packet of wire nails —Money paid on installments earns six per "r" running Into the scratch beeswax and of different sixes. The** nails may be resin m«lted together and thett ntcd » replae* lost cotter nlnf and cent interest. smoothing off the surface and re- tot many other purposes, painting to accomplish a satisfactory repair. TEST IS NEEDE1EEDEDP W SPRING —Amount of investment can be accommodated HEADLIGHTS FOB EMERQENCY Electrl6lt Equtprrwfrt u Most Corn- plicated Part of Car and Should to the amount of your savings. FRANK P. WOGLOM Extra Trouble Cord C«nw. In Mighty Be Overhauled. ' • i ' ••-••••... —i • Stationer Handy When Ground or Short Happens on Car. OFFICE SUPPLIES Strange as It may seem, there are —Return received is assured and is at an at- A«MUD| Machine, d verji few car owners who ever think When the headlight! ill an automo- of going to a responsible electrical tractive rate. bile are "out of commla|lon," owing to ltT SMITH ST. equipment station to have their elec- PERTH AMBOY a ground or a short, one or both of trical equipment tested, cleaned, ad- them can still be used, providing there justed and put In good ihape. Such —Dividends are paid 01^ regular days and by Is a trouble lamp In the car. Tlie Important work as this ought to be trouble-cord lamp socket Is removed, done every fall ana the spring, and and the wires attached to the head- ought not to be l«ft te an ordinary check, eliminating trouble and annoyance. Ight plug, replacing the usual wires. garage wan. As the electrical sys- The cor<) Is then run from the daBh- tem 1» probably the moat complicated part of the whole car, 1U care should —Purchase of stock in this long-established LUDENS not be trusted to an ordinary mechan- MFfTHOl COUGH DROPS ic or an average garage man. enterprise offers an unusual opportunity for tor nose and throat EXCESSIVE BURNING OF OIL thrifty people to invest their savings safely Give Quick Reiie? Trouble May Be Remedied by Remov- and in a way that will provide a sure return. . Ing Pletona and Cleaning Away Accumulated Carbon. UxceuWe burning of Ml In cylin- 1 ders may be remedied by using a dif- Sold Under ferent grade of (HI, probably a heavier R. A. HIRNER Emergency Hjadllghta. grade, or, \{ necessary, by removing Funarel Director and ptstoni and rings and cleaning away lamp sock«t to one of the headlights, Our Customer Ownership Plan EU|»rt Embalmer i i the carbon that has undoubtedly ac- u shown, or better still, by nieuni ot cumulated on then. Sometime* the •• • > , The only fully equipped and up-to- aa Mtra l*n«th of cord, It can be con- trouble lies In the use of too mu«h.v 4ate Undertaking Establishment in nected to both headlamps. In parallel. oil In the crank cats, or In engtM It U * food Idea to t» prepared to that have bad many thousand! of Fair TrefttuMt to All. ue«t emergences of this nature by tnll«i ot travel. Worn cylinders, pis- carrying an extra trouble, cord, Stted tons aud ring* would caoae this suck Ask Any Public Service Etjij with a plug at each end. Ing ol oil Into &• combuitloa eh*»» I bin. i'*i, ;'f*W>f#r^., mTm-M "*'•"• ; wen iiafc 'Mtf<4% • Over 100 Help Keasbey i' —A fire drill **©l«ld by the local —Mw. L. V. Bu»«hm»n and Miaa —Miss Verna McElrofc Me«s». —Mr, and Mrs. frank Schneider p and Mrs. ErtieM , Marion, spwrfThe ighter, Mi:"' Helen Deninrcst, Ring In New Year Bre Company Fridft lifght. A large Gr*ee Huber were New York visit- BWm Rojrhton and Richa.rtl For|la ipent, mm Yearns night with Mr. and turneil to iheit home in Ta Itilifiher of nV'H rllpb'nded. or*, Wwlneiday. doni have returned to BrnwWBM*' Mrs. A. Selckel, of Qolonia. All had In f ankers. —George KooMck, of New Bruns- —Salmagundi Literary and Musi- versity at Providence, having spent a good time. . -Mr, and Mrs. Schoen, of Brook- Wnsh., hnvinC lieen the guests lyn, wer« the guests of Mr. and Mrs. •, and Mrs. M. I Hemarost mnce KF.A ItKY.—With over 100 per- wick, ipent Sunday at New York with cal Society will meet with Mr. and the holidays at their homes. —Leo Murphy bought two lots sons i>i<";ent the annual New Yenr's friends, Mrs. Lee Woodman, Tuesdny eve- —Miw Ruth Miller, of New York, .'rom the Radio Associates and will Frank Gotfk over tha New Year. mas nvo entertainment and dance (riven n Seissel, son of Mr. and *—B«njamin (iihs :{. PRICE THREE CEN1 WCKWBRIDGE^ N. J., FRIDAY, JANUARY 4, 1924 VOL. XV., No. 53, New S«vi«« No. 329 "ftnehed HVPoke^SayTmikman I Brojers Batter Mayor's Message Lauds Improvements Flappers- Be Whose $490 andBmkbook Are Gone *jjg[j| Magnus Johnson, Minnesota dirt As Maintainingjownship Expansion farmer, had to yjeld to Secretary of Away back in 1T.15 the Flap- Agriculture Wallace the other day per question seems to have in a milking content. Which leads us Urge. Citizen. To Co-operate Toward Bigger «d Better caused Jersey liuv makers a to believe that Magnus has not as Woodbridg* To Care For Increasing Population great deal more concern than it much hayseed in MB whiskers as be does at present, despite the pretended to have, great amount «f newspaper o-o space now given {,, it by vari- Road, was last night held in $700 I to its owner, but the fact that the Quarreling Out in Bound Brook a well- ous metropolitan sheets and national magazines. According bail to appeaf before the Grand Jury I charge included a clause for the em-. ship of Lodgi known clothier who trades under « " ...» —!_—*«»,•• Mta the name of "Cheap John," still to an old volume to which a ! case i.ffair of state has bee s local resident h;m thoughtfully takes eggs in exchange for mer- called our attention, a law was chandise. Mgned to the discard. The room was packed Tuesday, and for the first time in the history of the township the reporters sat at s ''press table." passed in 17sr. hy the General o-o Assembly of New .Jersey assem- bank book to him after Whether or not tnthe eMmyexampl^e set b,y .Besides the swearing in of all members elected in November and the ap- "' '' *- -»+"«iTicr -nermission itt f committees the Mayor's message appeared to be of the greatest bled at Perth Anilioy that was them to her to keep. laney, for the defendant, engaged in Woodbridge in refusing -permission interest to the crowd. directed ngnir^t the use of According to Zerpi, who gave his several verbal duel* relative to thewith battered heads »a for Sunday theatre performances was many of [the wiles said to Jo age. as 46 and his occupation as mode of questioning used by e*ch jjew Year's day fight In the cause is not known, but the South Following is the complete text of the Mayor's message which he read employed by present day flap- milkman, he drew $800 out of the other. Both were embarrassed by !! # .. .. End Ministers' Association of New- pers in ihinninu to earth the bank at Woodbridge Saturday morn- the fact that none of the witnesses Ji.V',,iI.'«n« *»" ".. ark is endeavoring to close up Sun while standing at the head of the tlem table and which is addressed to the more timid tali's. ing, took a taxi to a saloon, partook gpoke or understood enough English „ ™ ot one as day movies. "Township Committee and the people The law reail nn follows and of one whisky and one beer and then to make questioning an easy matter. Hungarian lodge, .l«hn o-o tff Woodbridge Township": is self-explanatnry: "That all went to visit his old friend* the 75- When the Recorder's decision was younger, charged Ms bro' • Bandits entersd a club in New w«m«n, of whatever age, rank, year-old husband of Mm. Pelikan. made known to Mrs. Peliknn she wallegin(th atrocioug that sth assaule t and York where members were play- In presenting this, my second an- profession or degree, whether While in the house he was treated to roundly abused Zerpi in whut was land stabbed him after an ing poker and robbed them of nual message, I wish first, to thank virgins, maids, or widows, who more whisky and, feeling like a nap said to be good Hungarian oaths, eul- 18,000. What of it? Most of the citizens of our Township for the shall after this net, impose would do him good, handed the minating in art attempt to spit upon in •the main street of \ _., tiw members would have lost it • honor conferred upon me during the upon, seduce mid betray into money and the hank book over to the him. •order Ashley held George tn • *- - *•—-*j anyway. As our 619""1>WWMI ! recent campaign, when I was un- matrimony any of His Majesty's mistress to "keep while he slept." Mrs. Pelikart's husband, old and ,;,„„„, ^O1WVJ would say, "the robbers aided opposed for re-election, and also for subjects by virtue of scents, Alex Tosselo, another boarder, tcsti- bedridden, is said to have been an old ... . ».*.,» fki««.*i the vote of confidence given me at cosmetics, washes, paints, arti- pe QrW the cnuse of Christianity by re- fied last night that he had seen the friend of Zerpi, -who told that he lm™', **> ?? ",,° J, "* * moving the means whereby gam - the. pulls. I have endenvorfid during ficial teeth, fulne hnir, or high- money given to Mrs. Pelikan. She often gave the invalid money. Late V ,",i;* Jf' . „,;».,«. bling was made possible. the past term to act for the best in- heeled shoes, shall incur the refused to return cither when he this f&Il Mrs. Zerpi swore out a war- ,,inl ,™f.uu 9 01, J STLn ^ O--0 terests of the majority of the people penalty of the law imw in force awoke luter in the day and asked rant for her husband's arrest on a •"""' e -^a ™ d J^SJ*igSj He waB homeless, friendless and and feel that in the greater part my against witchcraft und like mis- for. his belongings, claiming that he charge that he had threatened her V™™!™ ^ ".™* f^Ssf fl efforts have met with your approba- dcrtieanors." had not given her either ttnnk book Hfa.Aut when an officer went to serve !£* ™niX -I "LSU'SEJ his shabby dress and broken physical or money. the warrant he found the old man in ™'»8 ™*™" ^™*M3JI appearance proclaimed him a, down- tion. 1 fceV-j certain that my col- Although Mrs. Pelikan was not bed too weak to sit up. The Re- «> ?f.,*^t , hTtoiA**™' and-out. Yet as he faced Magistrate leagues concur when 1 say that dur- called upon to testify United States corder withdrew the warrant when !n ln,V ' * ,J „ ™""™ Rayfield in the New Jersey Avenue ing the ensuing ye,ar we will continue Dul llC r e w owei1 Commissioner Delaney, who repre- this fact was made known to him and the fu"n »ucKg..", Court, in New York City, his eyes o serve the community to the best Wood Drying In Oven sented her, told the court that the severly censured the man's wife for From the appearance of ,C met those of the judge unwaveringly. of our ability, having in mind at all bank book had been found later in swearing to a charge thnt was socourt last night it looked a_ . He said that his name was William times the prosperity of our Township •- - • ..--. »*„ p,,ii- p lp bly false. he had come out of the battle Swan, that he had asked a policeman and the welfare of its people. Calls Out Firemen ft a best, but his brother, John, ' to arrest him on a charge of vagrancy Finances (Budget, Tuat, Etc.) that George's dnmages were w and that he wanted to go to prison The perplexities of this department the day after the fight la an _ so that he might eat and have n place continually confront us. During a Firefighters Find Still "•! Young Ladies Have T. Peterson JaBed dent at the factory in which to sleep. A sandwich, given him hy period of expansion, such as Wood- Kitchen Of Main Street works. the policeman, he said, was all the bridge Township is today enjoying, it John said that bad feelings food he'd had in 24 hours. is practically impossible to reduce Home Guests At Bridge For Auto Escapade existed between them f#r two ' The magistrate took a dollar from expenses and at the same time like . . „ .. 7,7. .. -. , but admitted having gon» to a I^. his pocket and placed it in the trem- Standing-1 unmittees for the year advantage of the opportunitieiimusA afv.-1 Green wood, placed into the oven bling hand. Then he entered an which were passed by resolutu forded us, The constant influx of Miss Carolyn Valentine entertain- Amboy Police Claim He Fled in Fords New Year's night with committing him to City Prison. broth( and sev a after Attorney J. lod ed four tables of auction bridge yes- After Running Down they alT l partoo«k oi f^JSLffi," sevefal i * " •-•••—•• the old man had administered the of whisky. According to 'f door. Magistrate terday w terday afternoon. The guests in- Michael Stunipf started to Mayor Neubcr; Liptak, 319 made by John both carried t „_ men Hoy, McElro; ig from cluded Miss Marjorie Bliss and Miss of a cargo at the time the * '*Old Margaret Terrill of Railway; Miss After a search which lasted some of a car eyes •were as foil Depart- • • —1:._ «:,.\,n,i occurred. you'." Administration ,. Irma Stern, of Perth Amboy; Miss ^hours, UiTAmboy police picked Tears streamed down the old fel- Ruth Ballard and Miss Florence _., Your that the , mere Dy me i'»'™""» ," ~A \."A up the Ford louring car ow Sv low's cheek„ s as he called back: mittees \ship left for work in the morning and had Perry, of Sewaren; Mrs. S.C. Potter, Luke jaeger and dr,wn by onor M; S«t For Early Next "Happ:' y New Year to, you. , ,and bu is to 1 ignited before her return. Firemen Miss " ' -*-- « -•• K^V, ,,f Woo< Honor.And "there was scarcely a dry eye j McEl Conimittee (Roads, will- made speedy work of extinguishing School authorities aet*^.. ... in the courtroom as William Swan ' 'and water): Hoy, Salter, u.B., submit to what may seem to be a slightly excessive tax burden in he wood was not all that the school days of the yinr up to u.. was led to a cell. Gill. found, according to informa- Police Committee: Salter, Larson, order to pave the way for a greater fjr( eluding Wednesday, as the. tlmt o-o and more beautiful municipality, as ! tic ing which parents of childre There are the Misses Normand ^Finance Committee: Larson, Mc- jchool age may register their c and Purviance enjoying notori- I am 'or enrollment in the various _ ety of being identified with their Elroy, Salter. distant future .. v,x, „ of the township. Registration second shooting within two be made at the office of the pri years. Two murders should be of the school which tile child were served. s the limit. Give some of the 5K attorney and the ac attend. other cinema stars a chance to as in the police "get w-rigbi wjlh thd public." in •cbimeettow Miss May Williams entertained twirl e neamiK, nu» . a with the alfcged still. tables of guests at auction bridge on in a a v Sewaren Youth Wed* An "Chips off the old block" are not | s e " y leaving the man to the always of as fine a grain, as the "old This increase will be equalized by the Wednesday afternoon. Those pres- P d "waf thy leavinwd gwhic WhB quickl ma..y . „gath —- Girl At Congregational C block" itself. Witness General Leon- . . ° :„ ,,,,i,,ntmnit hut it wrll pre- ent included Mr, S. C Potter Miss ™° TOMORROW (Saturday) Jan. ft— "THE DANGEROUS AGE" 1 with LCWSH Stone and Ruth Clifford together with I*rry Semon In Miikc a Fiiiif hy frying onions "The Midnifhl Cabaret" chopped fine i" one half cup of but- tir. Add n quart of tomatoes and MONDAY, Jan. 7— 'the nulp of 2 r«'d peppers. Simmer until reduced to linlf. Butter a bak- starring Jack H*>xie iiiK dish, put in ii layer of the sauce, "WHERE IS THIS WEST?" then n layer of macaroni and stated also Snub Pollard in choose, nnd so on until the dish is "The Myttery Man" __. Careful Buyers Read filled. ' Bake over one-half hour. NO COUNTRY STORE TUESDAY, Jan. 8— GINGERBREAD "THE SIGN OF THE ROSE" Business Man's Message with George Beban and Helene 1 cup sour inilk ' Sullivan 2 ^i cups broad flour l A Pathe comedy, "Fully ln»ared" tok A eup shortening and Pathe Newt No. 103 The«printecl announcement in the 1 eKK 1 teaspoon soda WEDNESDAY, Jan. 9— iJ2 teaspoon Rait newspaper is the merchant's personal 1 Vti teaspoon baking powder featuring Hoat Gibson % cup sugar "BLINKY" message to the reader*. He tells thejn what bar- 1 cup molasses also an Educational comody "High Power" ^_ gains he hai to offer. He keeps them informed at to the ar- 1 teaspoon ginger Vi teaspoon cinnamon rival of new goods. He ihowi th«m th« way to obtain quaL Committee Named lo Study (>'»'«» Finance., Woman General Commandi Chi- Mix and sift the dry Ingredients THURSDAY, Jan. 10— ' **>«m T|,,. rommittce left th.- National ' =.pitol recently or, their nrie Troopi. Mix the molasses with the milk and "MODERN MARRIAGE" ' ity at a saving in price. slightly beaten egg. Add the liquid starring Francis X. Runhman and w.,v ,„ (,,nna,,y, when- th.-y will K.-t lit-t hand information on Above is pictured the Chines* ; MKIIIV'S lin.nrial troubles. I'hot,, show* th.; comrmtti-e left <> to the dry Ingredients, then add the Beverly Bayne woman commander, (ieneml Wong, and a Cartoon comedy St,,Hrt M. Cro.ker, s-mdiivy: Kufus «,. Dawcs, Owen l>. melted shortening. Bake in a large Careful, economical buyers watch the who commands a detachment of shallow pan 30 to -10 minutes in » "Cat't WhiiUer." Hotnan soldiers. These troops are r advertisements in this newspaper and save money on supporter?, of Dr. Sim Yal Sen. | moderate oven (!i7.> deg.) i If sweet milk is used, leave out Our New Serial— their purchases. Aie you one ol them? Or do you buy the soda and use S *•• teaspoons bak- "TO THE LAST MAN" haphazardly, merely to accommodate lome one else—to help ing powder. STAKTS FRIDAY, JAN. 20th •ome one profit by your thoughtlessness? COCOA BREAD I cake comp'epfed yeast STATE OF NEW JERSEY. Look over the advertisements in this issue '.' ci:p.-. miik, sc-ibJed ar,d cooled DEPARTMENT OF STATE I tablespoon sugar CERTIFICATE OF DISSOLUTION. and see what bargains are offered today. '• 'L1 cups sifted flour '_• cup sugar TO ALL WHOM THESE PRESENTS I1 cup butter MAY COME, GREETING: 'a tablespoon salt WHEREAS, It appear* to my sat- Dissolve yeast and one tablespoon isfaction, by duly authenticated rec- sugar in lukewarm milk; add 3 cups ord' of the proceedings for the of Hour and beat until smooth. Cover voluntary dissolution thereof by the anil set aside to rise in a warm place unanimous consent of all the stock- A Newspaper's TWO until litfht—about half hour. Add holders, deposited in my office, that sugar ami butter creamed, eggs well UNIFORM COLOR AND CHEM- beaten, cocoa, remainder of flour, or ICAL CORPORATION, a. corporation enough to make a^soft dough, and of this State, whose principal office Sources of Revenue salt. Knead lightly; place in a is situated at Market Street and Ber- • greased bowl. Cover and let rise in a tram! Avenue, in the City of Perth Amboy, County of Middlesex, State Subscriptions and Adrertuinf Are the Only Source* warm place until double in bulk— about two hours.' Mould into loaves; of New Jersey (A. LAWSON RAM- of Revenue a Newspaper Has and Often the Sub- place in well greavd bread punts, SAY being the agent therein and in charge thereof, upon whom process scriptions Do Not Pay for the Cost of White Paper fillinsr them half full. Cover and let rise again until light—about one may be served), has complied with hour. Bake 40 to 45 minutes. The the requirements of "An act concern- Advertisirift today, especially in newspapers, Is the greatest ing corporations (Revision of 1896)," business getter there in. This is acknowledged by men who oven should be hot first, and then moderate. preliminary to the issuing of this know. People read advertisements in newspapers. They have Certificate of Dissolution. been educated to do so. Every merchant in our town ought to advertise. You remember the story about John Wanamaier? NOW, THEREFORE, I, Thomas F. MEAT PIE Martin, Secretary of State of the The first day he was in business his receipts were $21.64. Ho State of New Jersey, DO HEREBY kept the C4 cents and spent the $24 the next day in adver- 1 large bunch of celery CERTIFY that the aaid corporation tising. We all can't duplicate this feat, but according to the 1 large onion did, on the sixth day of December, best statistics available thre* per c«nl of the gro«» MIM should 1 pint water or meta broth 1923, file in my office a duly executed be put aiid« for advertiting. % pound cooked meat cut up Possibly you will say, "I don't need to advertise. I've been and attested consent in writing to Ambaiiador Kellogg Sails for Poit in London. 1 cup strained tomatoes the dissolution of said corporation, In this town thirty years and everybody knows me." Ambaia 1 teaspoon salt and pepper executed by all. .the stockholders Probably tony do, but did soji ever stop to think of tha Photo shows Honr and Mis. Frank B Kellogg as they {tailed New York Girl To Marry 8 tsbiwiwonr flmrr jnixed thereof, which said consent and the Bales you lose because your follow competitor advertise*7 H« London, where Mr. Kellogg will assume bis office as Ambassa- Daniih Prince. cup water for thickening record of the proceedings aforesaid may advertise the same goods you have in your stock, but the for L>,.,» ....t. f St l to which he was recently appointed, Cook the celery and onion in the are now on file in my said office as people don't know you have them. The other fellow geta the dor to the Court of St. .laino, ___ King Christian recently con- d sented to the public announcement water or broth, add the meat, to- sale because he advertises. And, then, how much more business He succeeds George Harvey, who resigned. provided by law. of the engagement of his young mato juice, salt and pepper, then the you would do If you did advertise? thickening slowly and boil five min- IN TESTIMONY kinsman, Prince iggo, and Miss WHEREOF, I vVe know of one meTchant who advertised a lot of goods utes. Pour this mixture hot into a have hereto set at 19 cents a yard. They cost him 27 cents. He took a clean Eleanor Margaret Green, above, casserole, cover with a crust made at 1H cenis a yam. *«^j could buy new goods daughter of Dr. J. D. Green, of [ Seal of the ] my hand and af- from the following directions: fixed my official loss, but while the sale was s;oing oc ' ;her goods and the New York City. Prince Viggo re- % cup milk Secretary of ] at 12 cents. He. put thorn'in. with' "• old goods and he linquishes all possible claims of the State of ] seal, at Trenton, result was that he cleanedu '~'* lod buying liqui- 2Vt cups bread flour or 2'i tups S[ New Jersey. ] this sixth day of J succession to the throne and will broke even on the deal. no longer be addressed as his pastry flour December, A, D,, one thousand, nine dated his stork without a |ut we all can adver- Royal Highness. 0 tablespoons shortening We can't all he John ' iVi teaspoons baking powder hundred and twen- \t will be sure If you ty-three. tl&e in proportion to our ft JiewBpaper can bring % teaspoon salt lople buy your goods. Mix and sift the dry ingredients, THOMAS F. MARTIN, cut in Uiu fat thoroughly with u bis- Secretary of State. cuit cutter, then add the milk slowly. 1-4, 11, 18, 25. Put the dough out on a floured board. Make the crust about one inch deep. Place this on top of the mixture in A Missouri Warning. \ the baking dish. The dish should be It Is tine to liave a song in youf ! deep enough so that the liquid will heart, but use discretion in unload- not boil up over the sides. Bake in ing it.—St. Joseph Garett*.1--, a hot oven 20 minutes. RAB1N0W1TZ HARDWARE A Five-Minute Sermon on "If it's Hardware, We Have It! Full Line of Church Advertising HARDWARE, PAINTS, OILS, VAR- NISHES, HOUSE FURNISHINGS. ID you I'vi'i- think of. tlie church us a business proportion? Why phnuld 555 ROOSEVELT AVE., CARTERET, N. J. it dnnvh ak\;i\>' l,o coiiMiltTed u Mibjivt fur ilianly1' How often h;ive you lii'iinl men :-a\ ; "1 don't, ^o to chuieh very nlU'ii, liut when 1 do Tel. Carteret 312 D 1 go tlu'j arc tthv:t}H IKVKIIUJ for money, 'Hint's tln> i< .ismi I ilun't go ofleuur." It's u tmrnnv point of view, of cmirn', f(,r n cliunh iut',|s money to run Free Delivery. it, just tlu''tium.1 at* u liiisini'ss. ]tnt.\vliy hhuiililn't u chmvli be inn iiH a bueine>u und lie lXdependoiit uud uol DKiifiulfiit1; It can be, but uuniiitBU metUoda must bu adopted. The Revolution In Mexico. All HUcc^^>fid biisinesscrt advertise. Tlie ureutcst cnnijietitor of the church >, on BunduvK-i) lovicd—mlvertines liberally. Ymi luive ultriirlioiirt in your church, i'HI Imve a Ktorv tu tell. \tm buve a luiuiHtfr who cim pieuch with ng a pr 1 This Photo was made ft punch. '1 lur "rcmiUiLn ' niity know it, but it ini't thu ''iv^ulaFB^ yuu want 11(.ti.,i.. 'to reach—it's the "irri'uulursn " un„,„d. th...e. "lu'Vuiwii/^erH." That's wlici..v. the = £*«; .,M... j\ Pon't you think it would help? Wouldn't it start Bibme tsllj: about the f Wouldn't Urn people wiy, "We.ll, I p\na the church people uie OFFER No. 1 OFFER A I upV" The cobt of the advertinemeut would be small, but the wnultn 1. The Youlh'i Companion »u be big. 1. The Youth't Companion -52 Uiuei for 1924 for 1924 .... $2.50 Think it aver. Why nhojldti't our churehi'K «taml on their 2. AU remaining 1923 iMUM run in u liiiHmetmlike wiiyt Whv bhouMii't thin people he eduvavm ,"» — 2. All remaining Weekly 1923i>iuet; alia 3. The 1924 Companion it that it tula-u money to run n iliurch. Unit it in not u clmrity orgnUHtian Home Calendar i that people ARK EXl'KCTEl) ti> tuntribulu tu it. v 3. The 1924 Companion Whut would this town l» without churches? Yuu would not live In It. Home Calendar 4. McCaU'i Magann. $1.00 fit wuuldii'k be ii lit place to live in, Vuu need tliu tlnneh. The chu I yuu mid Ilia iliurch needs advwtiiing, ill for $2.50 AU for $3.00 i wuli yam icuiiMMKelutkcPUBUSHEitS 4'a COMPANION, iU,u.Mw3iu PRACTICAL HOUSE PAINTER AND DECORATOR FIRST CLASS WORK - -—• YUIOW PENCIL \\>^""«i^«"«-"«»» VV J^Lilhtlu R£DBAND FUt Fiiuth, Enameling, Hardwood FutUhinf, TAGlfPfflC/LCQ. NEWYORK.USA Papering Ebtimattyj Cheerfully Given JACOB COLDBERGER, BANKER SAM NAD EL 4 Burlington Street, 0AB1 . ft. in* p^ Cor. Wasliln|to»i.St, I Aiber, fl* ri U» •'ty.mftw fAGETHKF I MONDAY BT WILLIAM E. DOUGLASS THEATRE to DITMAS JANUARY 7-10 4 Days THURSDAY BROADCASTING NOW PLAYING- NEWS with .1. WARREN KKRRIGAN "Thundering Dawn ANNA Q. NII.RSON TOM SANTSClll OF WEAF STATION TODAY 4-6:30 p. m.—Criterion Novelty a half hour service under the aus- Orchestra. Nancy Mct'ord, soprano. pices of the United Synagogue of 7:30-9:40 p. m.-United Cigar America, followed by a ten minute Stores' gport talk by Thornton Fisher. sports talk by Thornton Fisher. Charles Btabin Talk by the American Bond and Other features are Blanche Stoney, Mortgage Company. The Happiness noprauf; Claire Lnmpman, contralto; Beys, Billy Jonea and Emeat Hare. and the Muriel Trio., Production Music by the World Mutual Insurance Raymond F. Rode, authority on Company's lnetmnictit.il Trio, and a Auction Bridge, will give another of talk On the "Carp and Safe Operation his series of instruction talk*, con- of Automobiles" liy Major A. A. eluding it with a bridge problem. Stewart, of the World Mutual Auto- The tolution to thin problem will b« mobile Casualty Insurance Company. given in his next radio talk. 9:40 p. m.— Concert by the New Thursday, January 10. York Symphony Oiihostra, Walter The mid-week service by the New Pamro*ch, conductor, direct from the H Federation of Churches opens in the League of Nations, Carnegie Hall, Now York City. I've thought the matter over an' DAYS WEAF'S evenini g prop-am at 11 p. m. I've come to the conclusion that a cuss an' arbitrate. Well, TOMORROW Arthur Mason, writer and humorist, New Year's day ain't perfect 'lees see for number four—H be known that for the j Dance music in the afternoon by will pive a Berious lecture on "When jroujnake A resolution. So to make to Elinor Glyn Radio Came to Ireland." it even better, I will take my pen in I'll let politics alone. . Lad the Carolinians Orchestra, directed by Sanano iyOuidaBfr^ere JUUC MatfUS EcUnrial Director) •"Cutting Out Cross Talk and Spark hand 'an I'll make a half a dozen then run for mayor but 1 didll*t Charles M. Koch. Selections by Miss show an' now they're Uj Annadele Hastings, soprano Intprference" is the subject of the you'll know right where I stand. 'withDirected Corinn by' e Griffith i^FrtnA G0U3WYNk May)o talk by John V. L. HoRan. the eighth gross, but it's absolutely ' What A Picture! 8 p. m.—An ho Here's number one—Resolved 'hat I Charles Brabin. PICTURE) p prograprga m by of his successful neries. Other feat- won't smoke er chew this year. I heard it said that "Worry Chiclet Trio. Concert by BoriBri s Sas-S ures of the evening's program are reckon I'll chew spearmint till the so fer number five, 111 : —you'll say so when you lawsky, Russian cmu'crt baritone, Emma Morrl*, dramatic soprano; V»r- rravina* dluppear, but- shucks 1 resolution that I won't, an' i Songs by Miss Freda Williams, lyric non Archibald, baritone. swore' off smokin' once way back in It makes frounff tneti grow- see the great explosion soprano. An hour of music, beuin- 1010. I didn't smoke fer months an' soon an' lines, their brows ww ninj? at 10 o'clock by Lucky Strike The Chamber Music course con- that imprisons two young ducted by Itr. Henry T. Fleck at months an' didn't mind it then. For an' calljes silver threads t».j« Orchestra under direction of Nathan number two-—Resolved that I won't what once wuz auburn hair. dlnntz, followed by music of Vincent Hunter College will now be available people in a dcBerted dug- to huge audiences through arrange- gamble any more 1 *ve lost a lot of number six be it resolved, ttt»l Loppy, Orchestra dinvt from Hotel money play in* checkers at the afore. my one best bet, no matter wikftt out in France. Pennsylvania. ments made by WEAF to broadcast IUU scries direct from Hunter Col- When Si an' Chuck an' Jim an' me be my lot, I'll keep my*wM Sunday, January 6. lege. Dr. Henry T. Fleck i? the first play poker I'm the goat. My IOC'K Though trinl" an' tribulations She thought she was all are all paid up. That's one good " gnte about my door an' tb " In the afternoon Dr. Frederick speaker Vho utilized extracts of se- ready to marry someone lections to illustrate his lecture as he you'll note. I gucsn I'll cut out creditor? may t«k<* the c Wiilter Evans, pastor of Harlem-New in' an' 111 call that number three- my floor, then-Mi be no York Presbyterian Church, will R it.- A famous musical organiza- else — but Six Days of tion will render a Concert at the con- no argntnentii this year at all between sfrwrnU' my wireless speak; subject, "A Javelin or a my wife an' me. That there's a dern fer safely by my side i Love changed her mind. Heart— Milking 1112 1 Our Worst or clusion of Dr. Fleck's remark*. liest Year." Federation choir, as- A special program by a famous big order but 1 spose at any rate like all eternity. sisted by George YiUisc. of Perth Am- recording artist will be broadcast ELINOR GLYN, boy, will render the musical feature directly from the Columbia Record- of the program. ing Studios. HOMEMADE VARIABLE CONDENSER! author of Three Dr. Piirkes ('adman will render his Friday, January 11. Weeks" has written usual inspiring talks, broadcast di- The League for Political Education rectly from lied ford Hrunch Y. M. presents Eleanor Markell, lecturing H thrilling romance O, A. at Town Hall on Friday morning Hi air rem. bit dkifoi portion shm, for the screen. 7 to 7 :30—Four prominent speak- through WEAF. Her subject in "Po- whtt win happen rf tents mmtpn \ ers, intimate friends of Theodore litical Conditions in France." \fieted Roosevelt, will tell incidents of the A Russian artist, Eugene Erganow, great President as they knew him. soprano, is one of the features of Speakers will be .ludjje Otto Rosal- WEAF'S program on Friday evening. Makeup important i She was educated at the Imperial Old Leonardo Name America? skyk , HonH . JosepJh h LevensoL n and The physical makeup of the In (It I Conservatory of Petrograd, and her It lias hwn (,'i'neriilly supposed that Julius Hyman. Ttdwil pi??* nn Important pnrt In tht first engagement was with the Kiev Marl In Wulilswimi.'lk'r of at. Die first / Advertising \ .li'M-lnpinf nt nf the personality, ami In Monday, January 7. Opera Company of Kiev, Russia. uppliwl HIP niiiiiL1 America to the west- many Instances determines the success With thousands of contestants Smile with the Happiness Boys, I in thispaper will bring I ern continent. I*nt now Professor or failure of a normal biological lt{6,— awaiting the iuinouiiceuu.'ul of the Billy Jones and Ernest Hare, as they Harrington asserts (hut Leonard da render their half hour program. An- good returns on the m Dr, Irving J. Sands. American peace award and national' money invested A* 9 Vinci t!«ve the niunt; un a map made and international interest aroused in other battery instruction telk will be V in JDH. Mr. Bok's ?100,OMU)u prize, the ap- delivered by Mr. George C. Furness, '— A Classified Adv. Will Sell It — pearance of Edward Bok nt WEAF followed by Semeon Jurist, baritone on Monday evening is a broadcasting and Mary Iyard, violinist. event of unusual interest. Mr. Bok The evening's program will be will address the radio audience on completed by the famous B. Fischer the subject of "The Winning Flan" & Company's dance orchestra, whose Watching the Jack-in-the-Box at 8:15 p. m. harmonious dance music has elicited 0 Walter Damrosch -will broadcast thousands of favorable comments. another recital from Carnegie Hall. After a two weeks' vacation, the radio students of the Browning RADIO FLASHES WELL THIRE HE 15 AGAIN - WONDER K PEEK-A-BOOl course will broadcast throiigh WEAF WHEN HE WL\. QUIT BOBBIN' UP under til? Auspices' of the Columbia Montrrstr, N. 4., h University Home Extension Division, on Its high school an aerial AND DOWN ' will be resumed on Monday evening. equal In slie to some of the An unusually successful soprano, broadcasting stations. The re- Margaret Taylor, accompanied by ceiving set is In the physics de- Yvette Brunyere, will broadcast a recital. Miss Taylor has just return- partment and ma ay of tbe pupil* Castplate* ed from a four year 'operatic tour of are licensed operators. mwnfircM-i Italy and South America. High powered radio stations f nection.. will be In operation In 1923 at Tueiday, January 8 Bogota bay, Cuba, and Buenos Viola Silva, contralto, will give a Aires. This will make possible Full Drtall* Are Given Abov* of tha Mtthod of Casting th« Plata* and recital during the afternoon. Mary relaying messages to Bueno* •ambling the Condenser. Wildermami, coflCert pianist, protege Aires by way of Cuba and Bo- of Archduchess Marie Valerie, daugh- The principle of the condenser da- rylng the movable plate C»n lHl ] ter of Francis Joseph I, former Em- gota. scribed here is not new, but Its con- in Its proper position. - ~ peror nf Austria, will broadcast a Commander Tosl of Italy, a structional details have been BO slm- with the movable plate U madt il recital as a part of the evening'* notr Mrs. Adele Woodard will give an- Is eliminated. This U partlcula other of her motion picture forecasts. aerials before radio cwuld be sue Home-Made Condenser. cessfully operated at Camp Cur- beneficial If the condeftaer la used At noon, a chapel service from Co» The most Important details of the shunt to the phones and "B" barl lumbia University will be broadcast ry, In the Vosemite valley. Rock rear thousands of feet condenser are the two plates, which aa a short here would hurt the through WEAF. ! Willis are die cast at borne, la the following above the valley in wblcn tbe battery. Beatrice Brownold, soprano, and manner: A piece tit cardboard of tbe Milton F. Kehg will appear in solo The fixed plate Is fturtened to j ramp Is situated. right thickness and having a circle of and duet numbers. Insulating base, which can be ettn the light dimensions cut In It is The evening program will begin by small piece of Insulating material, damped betwen two pieces of smooth the panel of tbe set, ,bjr two board. The melted metal Is poured In By JACK WILSON and nuts, one at the other and of i through the slot, as shown In the ac- plate. A large hole Is drtllad companying Illustration. When the the center of this plate so that no t RADIO RALF AND HIS FRIENDS- first casting Is made It will "be found tact with the movable plate 1*1 that the mold does not fill up perfect- t'U 60 IH AND SEE. HIM. M6 ' VJfLL TOMA-Vf YOUR. It will be necessary either to raise 1 t DON'T KNOW VJHETH6R. WE OUWT ly, owing to Imprisoned air. When A? THOUGM HE'S FACE IS tH ffAO SHAW movable plate from the huHdatlon \ .TO LET RALP PlM WTH THAT the air pockets are located the fault to countersink the Insulation In , SO TOU6 can be remedied by cutting thin chan- the nut on the movable plate will ] aala In the cardboard for some dis- Interfere with the plate* being 1 tance to allow the air to escape. Tt«e very close to each other. need not be given a definite "rent con- After a number of platea have 1 nection with the outside sir, as the broken from tbe Hied plate, 1* uuld works perfectly without it. The used for a connecting log, but on j chi>ke of metal is Important, u pore movable plate It jjta broken Sit lead or solder will not work right A rough place smoothed down with : f li l btid few piece* of linotype metal obtained lll«.» Tbe movatle plat* Is a printer friend will work very through tbe ceo»r and fUt«M4 well, and this metal, which is used to end of a slwrt-tlirftnlfd «o4 hy printing types, bis the further of two nuts anandd WugfcaW. •—Mention this paper to it helps you, it helps them, it By L F. Van Zelm The Latest Wrinkle in Piano Covers your paper. AW, WHAT'S THE USE I WAHT TO DOAPE X HOPE SO<- . TEATHERHEAD'S BYES EXAM THIS PIANO coy(EO ON iX ONE IA COWER Headaches Relieved HERE QRACEFULLV- 1. MANN As to air BTKaWr IMQI ««Mir«f1a-S #• <^.W TSCS We Must Remember Our NationaNational Parks in n 'u; /-\..~ n~~A VnctAa Rvst.P.ni The ladles of the ... TV W Building Our Good Ftoada System **«t, »J«Rg•with the Church were cntrrtRitied nt A few m-nth. ago «h« Weekly tea Wednesday afternoon by lA Fy SENATOR LAWRENCE C. HUPPS, of Colorado. Mrs. George Hoffman. ' The Sunday evening service was Subscription, $1-60 Per Y««r I,, U^ ,h«rt sparfof seven yrnrs the mimb*r,rfj well attended despite the inclement II' rnblii*<-i] every Frid*! by annual VMIOTI lo our national parks, whirt, boast |weather. The church was prettily lighted \Mth a candle in each window, MIDDLESEX PRESS, 23 Gr«-on 5traj. of mine of the finest scenic trenail* to be found Telephone, Woodbndge SI* itoloio on the pulpit, and at the organ. Old anywhere in the world, has quadrupled. In l.m,time hymns were sung, and New Ind«p«d«rt'« Mtrt Year resolutions, which were handed i p for instance, more than one million two Imndwd in by the members, were read by the r; cannot be .bort «m+ ** thousand people came to the parks from all parts pastor. B of the country, and one of them alone, the Hooky The week of prayer is beinp; ob- .,-rl^r sort CM be ««rf^^* ^ , that it does served this week. Rev. Mr, Cham* The I*d«t««l««t ha. ••*.,***> Mountain National park, fumfchwl pleasure and )(;rlain, pastor of Presbyterian iwoffnition of relaxation to 273,737 visitors in a single year. , .'hurch at Carteret, had charge of ,nt urg* that th« T<*wh* Omz*..,„ „ „ Ml * technicality he service Thursday evening. he Avenet papw'i riftt <* Two-thirds of these travel by automobile, bring- The Boy Scouts Troops I and III, *«-, tare to tiht last week of ing their own equipment. Then what about the roach will have their monthly rally In the rtvtaf the failure to *ct Scout Cabin tonight (Friday) at 9 f the -that prime necessity of the motorist? It is well-nigh unbelievable o'clock, change of time being on BC- com- that they have been woefully neglected, and that to date no program ot :outit of the prayer service in the right «n th« rabjoc* <* :hurch at fto'clock . THE MAYOR'S MESSAGE TREATS hi ehoosing the The Attendance at the Sunday "aTtheiTmediBM. *** ****** «*•<* speaks of improvement and maintenance, of highway* in our national parks, in tne school last Sunday was 276. Mlsa TOWNSHIP PROBLEMS THOROUGHLY. -••••«•• • - -- not Claire PfeifTer'i claw won in the air- Rocky Mountain National park which had the maximum number plane contest, Miss Woardell coming Tiiiton during the past year, congress has only authored the eipenditnw in second and Mrs. S. B. Demurest, third. ta far a» Woodbridge of $35 000 for road improvement since its establishment. i. Rather Mathoditt. annual message delivered b> bo****** Bear in mind also that in recent years road building has been under jhwt rfour Sunday morninc the pastor. Rev. in way all around these parks. Splendid highways have been construrU-d vntn A. S. Dezendorf, will take for his sub- Mm ject "The Authority of Jesus." IWUlua - federal, state and county money right up to the park boundaries where In the evening the1 subject will be outline of plans for the future. the ones who o.. the tourist has met with unimproved roads or roads with but a semblance "The Man Without a Chance." determining The Sunday school board held a lin full in this issue, is well - An a matter of t*e* 'its editorial last week entitled "Wrorjg on lin* aos» MM vrtWB Perfection, it ,is true, would not be attained, but the nioiale and thePARAGRAPH' S WITH A PUNCH on the law" was so full of whimsical littte ittttw ttowitfi* ancll mi»-1 standing of our state legislatures would be on the same high plane M : A silent man's word* are never re- statements that a sense of humor prompt* utrtDusgl^-.. : our judiciary. peuted la court. i , ,£he article in question essayed a dtriimwt afi t)H* &vm#l"\ aat. . j >aper's right, to claim itself of kgaJ agft, # muttfetJ" ttittt i* of It /-. iiriiyf'iiiiii^flatHlbi PAGE FIVE 4, T^sMmaeeLwisImprovmenU I VhoAbridge Boys Face Stern Test In History dab Notes -Mrs. M. (aswill Heine, nf Mn- plewoml, rhnirmnn nf the college TMIS wj Expansion Battle With_____ SouA River"' | cumniiiyi Confers1, wan the speaker at the J DORSEVS USED CARS ^ " ° , ___ — _ _ . „. . ,• i_ r..™» TK.t Threatens Miscellaneous sidewalks on nil im-Hop, To Present Strongest Lineup In Game That Threaten. J-^ K^S?! K (Continued from Page One) To End Local*' Winning Streak A. ("'. Walker on Wednesday after proved streets in Fords. —. noon, Mrs. ¥. I. Perry assisting Mm. An Exceptional Choice Lot enjoy the days SEWERS—During 1023 we have I'ither or Walker in entertaining. completed, the following wwcra: which must Next Tue«d«y «" »»««* •-•"•' 4,oa|,Und has been missingmiss,!,*,, onee ft a Mrs. Heine spoke of the marvelous Ford touring, new tirei, starter and demountable*, $12S. Rom sen avenue, squad will travel to South River, • »»* f d th growth of the New Jersey College ronFenu.'iitly follow. Merelinp avenue, where1 they will try their uck with largt fm>" >n ^ ^ p0 menl11 nrt wni'ri mey win uj v,.^., .»-.. ..- for Women and of the interest which Ford touring | good condition, $50. ' A««e» Fords extension NOB. 2, * " ?' thth/e, wnrM-hnBtlniworld-beatingr airereirHtioaggregatiogg n reprerepre- otwr an ij (hiys reaso»n the real the know the History Club felt in the and have let contracts for the follow- —-i:— Q«.,H, Rivepivnr, Hiirh School he local enmhine has college. She said that in 1918 there 1921 Ford touring, nice condition, demountable*, $160. ing, which will be completed early in no fat this season. were only 64 girls at the college and I the year: ,, 1922 Ford touring; real value; demountable*, $175. Roth men have returned to the thaMat todaloaay thermere Werwere 42is5o studentsmuutnu,. I Jansen avenue, . county boy* arc entertaining hopes ter their enforced layoff and of copping State honors. They have lineup Of this number there are 118 taking ! 1923 Ford touring) excellent shape, $275. Fords extension No. 2, are in tip-top condition. With Hopclawn System. every reason to believe in their sue-. the olhi-r forward theory of music and 43 prnctical < music, and the present building used 1923 Ford touring; 7 month* old; extras, $295. The Engineer's Office is working on cess in this direction, for they de- Hoagland, Captain for a music studio has but eight turned over to.us oy wag comprehensive scheme for the re- r last year's runners "" running mate 1923 Ford touring; in UM five months, $300. CommisBJo". thejjo^ .^ . . the rooms. ' I As the course in music furnishes sewer system wnicn win, » «.-.—-~, — This year Passaic ... »- n - • be the Ford Sedan, repainted, reconditioned, $275. one of the big jobs to command our the loss of their great court mentor, the necessary training for the teach- attention in 1924. Coach Blood, and several of the play- ing of miisic in the public school* a Ford Coupe \ good condition, $175. keen Interest Is felt by the women HEARD'S BROOK—As promised ers whom he had groomed into the . good run lor honors when the two Ford One Ton Truck, with 1923 motor, reconditioned; a in my 1923 message, we have now wonder team of the High School of the State in providing adequate practically completed the temporary world. This leaves South River a accommodations for this purpose real bargain, $250. _. lmprovemeruimprovement. ofi thiMUsD waterwa«•««"-*y whic.....-•h- good chance to come through with liter's couruif-.-; «.- - -- i whicwnicnh wilwml boe in thuwe proponeH™^"-d- mu«i•••-->c• > •••,.. u- ._., ^J 1?.. m. Ot»t« Dort Sedan, $450. .' will, I am quite certain, prevent the iner cherished ambition. • confident, despite the great re- L w, t h (^ $ the sutr ie u inundations previously experienced Though little is conceded to Wood- of their oPP?: ", ..,'^^ I Federation this year. Each club 1922 Paige Touring. when this brook overflowed Us banks bridge in this encounter, the local woman in the State Is urged to earn In this connection I might state that courtsters are not the least ruffled the money for this purpose. Some new means of earning money new work win uC Dr— we have also endeavored to provide and have pledged themselves to do Most of these cars have shock Improvement!. the foundation for a park Bite be- their utmost in this as in other con- Tiave developed, one prominent club While it has naturally been physic tween Pearl and School streets along tests For the first time this year woman having worked as a "mason's Absorbers and other extras. helper for part of a day in order [ ally impossible to con&truct every im- Heard's Brook, and Mr. Brown, our teold ' provemetit that was reijneated during newly appointed Park Commissioner, ^S i «*"«» ^pjp to earn her four dollars, others going I 1923, we have, I believe, accomplish- deserves great credit for the work out to stay in the evening with neigh- ed moro than was ever done before already accomplished. bor's babjes or young children. Dorsey Motors, Inc. WATER LINES—We are continu- Mrs. Heine was presented with a in one year in theiro historm w«iy »o -—f the, . "—..n.WTownshinp and, aside from work actu- ing to build water mains as the only bouquet of beautiful roses. planned several immediate method of providing water Doings Among the Athletes Mr*. C. L. WiswaH nang two songs, Maple & Fayette Sts., Perth Amboy • under way in jn certain sections. We have just let "Tlw'BUncf Plowman" and "A Little it contracts for Jansea avenue, Pros- at the Coon's Prayer." the Spring as vast abiHtytohold»gtontoal4-14 Open Evenings. pect avenue and eight different Navy's ability to horn «»»^' c as somewhat The next meeting will hp hnld nt Phone 366. , are, of the home of Mrs. John R. Haywood, 83 Woo Rtreets in Fords, the work to be ac-Tournament ^ R«--J New Y^r day «» ^^ ^ ?,,urse, our ,provement. complished as soon a» weather work- been supposed that ?,hH Orchard street, Elizabeth, on p :ide the pri- Ing conditions permit. a surprise to critics of the game the champions January 16. Police. h undergone the ,oam that could baitle on even lv in I Thia department nas «'i""S"»' -••>• with Mrs. Gager Is Hostels com* I rsorganizatioajnentioned in my mes-the Pacific coast woulo\have little What I ton.- sage last January anS fe, 1 feel, .on a 1 '— *V« tnn n **. ; , mifi more efficient hums than ever before. t Mrn, Walter (iager < SURGEONS FIND Barber's Talk Saves Cash and Register GLOVE IN PATIENT lTnstln(f»-nn-IIin!s(in, N. Y.— I THE PERTH AMBOY J "IIi-v, enrne buck 1 You fellown need RIHIYPR." shouted Jncob Sponge Also Removed From Hoffmim when lie cmiKht twn iniRky men carrying the cn?h j GAS LIGHT COMPANY { SHIP BY WATER Man's Bladder Alter Sec register out of Ills linrliur shop, ond Operation. The men accepted ttic Invltntlon, 1 Middlesex Transportation Company offers excellent service be- and Hoffman shaved both, talk- 206 SMITH STREET J ing meanwhile, on the chnnces tween New Brunswick and New York. men will take to get a few dnl- TO SUE FOR IMAGES lars. The bandits scempd to have Through Bills of Lading Issued, and Through Rates in effect be- a change of heart, for tliey left sj Heating and Cooking Appliances aj without;!)!* cash register, which tween New Brunswick and points in the South and Southwest, via Mor- Salem, Ore.—Ltx-nl phystctims, oper- contfcinid mor« Ufflm $100, wnrn- gan Line, Ocean Steamship Company of Savannah, Clyde Line and ating upon Jerry Wyant, linotype n- Ing Hoffman to kP&p quiet. pert, here, removed a rubber glove Ruud Automatic and Storage Water Heatert Mallory Line. that had been Incased in the patient's I bladder for 22 months. We also have Through Rates to Boston over the Metropolitan Line. According to Dr. VV. H. Ryrfl, one Now ProceM Gat Ranges I of the attending physicians. Wyunt BOY KILLED BY DBG AS Through Bills of Lading issued from NgwToTb over the Lucken- underwent a previous operation for th« removal of gull stones at San bach Line, via Panama Canal Route to San Francisco, San Diego, Los HELPLESS CROWD LOOKS ON Francisco 22 months BRO. Three __ /•'•• I Angeles, Portland, Seattle, other North Pacific Coast Ports and months later he suffered from Intense Con-Den-Rit Radiant Logs I Hawaiian Islands. pnlns Hud It was necessary to perform Great Dane Grabs Youngster by another operation. On this occasion Odorleu—Efficient—Inexpeniire the San Francisco physlclnns removed the Throat and Shakes Him Freight for New Brunswick received at Pier 13, North River, New from his bladder a sponge. Whether to Death. I York, until 5:00 P. M. Steamer leaves every week day at 3:00 P. M. Telephone, New Brunswick 401. North riorgen, N. J.—Their arm*. I Oiled with enttalls which they -hud Telephone 148 P«rth Amboy picked In the meadows here, Joseph Genutt, nine years old; his brother, I Albert, ten, and John Slmoneonl, ten, started for home In West Hobdken. Passing Floral park picnic grounds, Joseph espied a cherry tree within the gates, lie dropped his cat-tails nnd swung open the gate. His companions followed. Two Great Dane dngg leaped from For a Short Time Only behind bushes. Albert and Juhn pelted £b,em,wlUi ston.es. One sspns^t Jo- seph, knocked hUn down, .and Bttii Ha A HOT-POINT IRON teeth In his throat. Tlie other drove Albert and John from the park. FREE with a Western Electric Machine Joseph's screams brnnght scor«3 of pasaersby, but the dog thnt had routed John and Albert stood guard at the gate IHKI prevented anyone from going ELECTRICAL HOME to the youngster's aid. A dozen men stoned the other <1OR, WIRING CORP. but In vain. Nearly 100 persons wntelied the dog sink Its teeth In Jo- (JOHN J. YELLEN, Pres.) seph's throat and shake the little burly Lighting Fixtures, The as though it were a bundle of rtiRS. Supplies and Appliances Women hid the sl^ht from Albert and John by clasping them to their Tel. P. A. 12fi4 and 2008-M. breasts as the buys struggled to go to 359 State St., PERTH AMBOY Joseph's aid. Several women fnlnted. The (togs finally were driven off,"Wft Joat'ijh died of a ruptured Jugular SAVING vein. Aged Man Brooding Over Proved to Be the Glove. Cat's Death Ends Life NEW PROCESS BRIQUETTES New York.—Many children mourn OF the glove was left In (he bladder at the tor "Old Man" Smith, as they called FLOUR time of performing the first or second < Charles Schmidt, seventy-three years \SweelM0\ operation has not been determined, ac- ' old, for nine years day watchman at Pure Anthracite Coal Dust. cording to the physicians who per- the Hippodrome's warehouse. For a It Goes Farther formed the latest surgical feat long time he had bought th«ra candy Manufactured by a reliable Coal Mining Co. right |at Soon after his second operation Mr. and told them wonderful stories based the mines. Excellent for Furnaces, Ranges or Open L_ Wyant cane U* Solem to visit with his ' on the old Hippodrome scenery. Grates- No soot, no dust. Small trial quantity will con- brother-in-law, J. L. Vibbert, 1120 Schmidt had no friends, so far as vince and make you a steady user of this economical fuel. South Commercial street. His health ' known, fexcept the children In the EatMoreBread Improved and he Infer returned to San neighborhood of the warehouse. For- 500 lbs. or over will be delivered u trial order by JTrandsco. merly he had a pet cat, Rusty, that Early this summer Wyant again wandered In a year ago. He shared suffered severe pains, and Mrs. Wyant his lunches with the cat, which made Insisted that her husband come to Sa- his rounds with him. ~ RYMSHA & CO., Inc. ~ lem and undergo another operation. The aged watchman had met with 989 State Street —Tell our advertisers if you appre- — Classified Ads. Brine: Results — Be consented, and baa been here tor many disappointments In life, and Tel. 1313 P. A. PERTH AMBOY, N. J. ciate their message iu this paper. — A Classiliod Adv. Will Soil It — several weeks. when a couple »f weeks ago Rusty Buy It A few days ago the doctor* conduct- chased a mouse to the bottom of the ed an X-ray examination, with the re- elevator shaft and was killed by a Through a Want-Ad sult that t^e plate showed a few small descending freight elevator, "Old Man" gall stones and a black substance. An Schmidt became despondent Sell It Immediate operation WUH advised by Brooding over his physical and flnnn- Homemade Crullers and r the Iphyslclana. The hbrk substance clal misfortunes, and" griming for Doughnuts like mother W. Fainveatlier Through a Want-Ad proved to be the glove. Rusty, be brought .on himself a fate used to make. Three surgeons, :i surgical nurse similar to that of the eat. He had and another muse n-«»re In attendance opened the door of the same elevafor, ARCHITECT LUMBER at the opera tioa. The glove, upon be- sent It up, and then crouching beneath Ask your grocer, Member American Let Your Gift Be Useful! ing taken from Wyant's body, was It reversed the cable and allowed It to placed In a Jar and sealed. It was said crush him to death. Institute of Architect* If you are looking for gift* (or friendi or loved one*—t>a that the glove may be used as an ex- GOOD PEOPLE •ure to vitit thi* ttore. hibit In - Jean Anderson, three and a half played jewelry of the latest linotype experts on the Pacific coast, style: beautiful bracelets, neck- and has worked In Portland, Seattle months old, kept herself afloat by em- laces, ear rings, bar pins, wrist and San Francisco. ploying bath tub kicking tactics, and watches of all styles and shapes, Mrs. Wyant said that her husband gurgled with delight when finally she WOODBRIDGE FORDS gentlemen's thin model pocket probably will return to San Francisco was rescued uninjured. watches, sturdy and dependable. Mr*. Earl Anderson, fier mother, be- as soon as he is able to leave the hos- NEW YORK For the ypunger folks we have pital. came faint as she was carrying Mary- FORDS PHARMACY fountain pens, pencils, etc. lln across the bridge and the baby CANDY KITCHEN Our Btock of diamonds is the slipped from her arms, dropping Into Manufacturer* and Dealers Is "Tn« Rasall Stor." biggest we have'eyer displayed. Man Pays Road for Ride the river 100 feet from shore. BUictlj Pore Tel. 2068 New BrumwicU AT*. Real perns of every »lie-—«f Apparently Marylln thought It was He Took Thirty Years Ago ORHAM only one quality—the be*t. her daily bath, for lying on her back, CANDIES AND ICB TJnlontown, 1'a.—"How much Is the Hopkins, Clark & Hazsard she kicked vigorously, keeping afloat 79 Mai* St. Td. 43 fare between Greensburjf and Scott- and by chance heading toward *hore. YOU RIGHT (Formerly 0. 0. Stillman'g) daler The baby made good progress, and Jeweler* & Optometrist* This question was asked by a man when she reached shallow water, at be appeared betore the ticket win- HUMPHREYS A RYAN FORDS HARDWARE CO. Phone 422 133 Albany St. Leonard Glrard, fifteen years old, HARDWARE dow In the local Pennsylvania railroad waded In and carried her /to safety. NO TRANSACTION IS CONSIDERED COMPLETE UNTIL NEW BRUNSWICK (Jepot. When Informed by Agent W. She had swallowed but little water. Mam St. Woodbridge, N. J Tools, Paints, Varnish & Oils Established 1879 R, Jacobs that the fare was 53 cents, Wladow titaat and Household ENTIRE SATISFACTION HAS BEEN GIVEN Plumbing Fmture. Specialties the stranger remarked, "I owe the Grocer Killed by Thief * Store. mnaaj! tula money; I J«st want to Hope, Fall Hardware Wttftbwsa, I'a-^A. burglar whom he a*« Oil* at 014 Prbff Next to Postofflca FORDS, IC. J. pay my debts." found tn his store Bbot and killed Later he explained that about thirty Charles W. RHey of this city and years ago he beat the conductor out escape! Klley had been sleeping be- of the r^de between the two town* and BOYNTON hind the counter to catch thieves who LOUIS MORRISON that the matter preyed upon his mind. visited bis store several times In a SALTZMAN'S HARDWARI Shoes, Clothing; and General few weeks. WIRELESS SUPPLIES **i SETS LUMBER CO. Say* Bandits Were Kind. Merchandise S. 6. BREWSTER New York—The Chinese bandits To«b—PaUto—VaraUkM SEWAREN, N. J. Phone 250 Woodbridge Grandfather Has Whooping Cough. Dealer in who held up the Shantung express Greenwood, Del.—M. B. BetU1 Is- Hoa*« Funriskinc* Open E»ery Day Except Saturday FLOUR, MEAL, FEED, BRAN, and kidnaped the passengers were eighty-eight ypars old, but he has the Build***' HaraWar* " tOBDS, N. I. GRAIN, BALED HAY kind men, according to Mls» Lucy Ald- whooping cough, and Is seriously 111 at 82 Malm Straat AND STRAW rlch, an American, who has returned his home here. He caught the from 8 tour of Europe. Miss Aldrich "whoops" while telling bedtime stories was among the captives, but she saved to his seven-year-old grandchild, he, FORDS NATIONAL BANK FAMOUS READING MAIN STREET her jewels by throwing them behind a says. roct, she said. HENRY ROMOND I ANTHRACITE COAL WOODBRIDGE, N. J. Resources $325,000 Thief Chile Was Costly. Quality Grocer • and Adjoining p. ft. R. Tel. 55 Cartridge In Pip* Explode*. South Bend, Ind— Willis Preston Elk Lick, (Sid.—WJhen bis pipe ei- gave a hobo »io to have changed for 142 MAINS. 'Plan* S3 9 FORDS, N. J. ploded, Slmcin L. Polk suffered a seri- him. The hoblo took the money and SANITARY ICE I ously injured eye. Folk accidentally leaped on board n freight train. WooJbridf* Full Weight Prompt Service . pot » cartridge in his pipe when he Preston followed. He slipped from filled It, Investigation showed, alvd the the train and lost a leg under the explosion occurred after In* took the wheels. The bobp continued on his > HANSEN & JENSEN THEO. A. LEBER first puff. way. Tel. Woodbrldge 728 GENERAL CONTRACTORS' WOODBRIDGE AVE. PORT READING ! Euavatiftf. Sewering, Grading, GVSTAV BLAUM LARSON —Hundreds read our Classified Ads Hundreds read our Classified Ads— CartJag ,f all Kinds &FOX Groceries and 66* CORNELL ST. T«L S64-M JOSEPH BLAUKOPF RAHWAY LAUNDRY 97 MAIN ST. WOODBRIDGE CIVIL 72 CAMPBELL ST./ RAHWAY, N. J. 564.ROOSEVELT AVE. CAHTERET, N. J. Tel. 557-J Rahway ENGINEERS OLIVER B. AM^S, INC C A. FULLERTON SHEET METAL WORKER ELECTRICAL COTntACTlMG Auto Trucking Gutters, Leaders, Roofing, Moving, Etc Wet Wash, Rough Dry and Flat Work WOlard Battery Ionic* Local a*4 Long DUtanca Haaliag AJ! Kinds of Sh^t Copper Work, Woo RACING CAR IS BUILT A LA TANK WINCHESTER STORE OF 'AUTOMOBILE PAGE QUALITY The Pie Eltino City. , Kr.-tiliv.l |'l ITI.JB I'i'y "f this Caution and Courtesy For all Merchandise with a Repulatiw ry Iui9 lii'fn cluliiipd hy l,os An- i'nl.. with « rnnmitnptlon of 40,- BRAND NEW TIRES ! Mechanical Tooh — Hardware — Paint An nri of courtfsy Ic gratify- 1 Trouble M«y Be Remedied by Reroex- ana* in a way that will provide a sure return. Give Quick Relief Ing Pletoni and Cleaning Away Acoumulated Carbon. Excessive burning of oil In cylin- x der* may be remedied bj using a dif- ' „ ' .-••• Sold Under ferent grade of oil, probably * heavier R. A. H1RNER grade, of, If necessary, by removing Emergency Headlight*. Funeral Director mad pistons and rings and cleaning away Our Customer Ownership Plan . Expert Embalm* r lamp socket to one of the headlights, the carbon that hat undoubtedly ac- M ghown, or hotter itill. by mean* ot cumulated on them. Sometime* the The only fully squlpped and up-to- «D txtra length of cord, It can b« con- trouble Urn In the use ot too much Undertaking Establishment In nected to both headlumpi. In parallel, oil ID the crank «st, or In engine^ • • ••••• -*?••#* 11 U a |ood Idea to b* prepared % that have had many thousands ot Fair Treatment to Alt. meet enuargenclts of this nature by mile* ot trawl. Worn cylinders, pl«- carrying an extra trouble cord, fitted tona and rings would cause this suck- Ask Any Public Service Empp^e Ing ot oil Into the combustion chaa- FRIDAY, JANUARY 4, 1924 Hepelawn Woodbridge Sewaren —Mr. «nd Mrs Erneit Demarert rfll hi'lil liy Hi'- --Mrs. L. V. Ruxchmiin nnd Mm\ Miss Vernn McElroy, Mcs*r?>. —Mr. *nd Mr». Frank Schneider and daughter, Miss Helen Demarert, ipuny Friday night. A !i»r(r<" Itnre Huber were New York vieit-| Ilnrritt Hoyntoti nnd Kichnrd Kornm spent New Year's night with Mr. and hav« returned to their home in T«- Mr«. A. Seiikel, of Colonia. All had DUDS. N. .1.. KKI1>AV if men responded, i.rl, Wednesday. I d»ni have returned hi Ilrown Uni- comn, Wnsh., having been the guests j i re- Kochick, of N'W liruns- - Salmagundi Literary nnd Musi- I vrsity at Pr^vidence^ hnvlng spent a good time. of Mr. and Mrs. M. I. Dcmarest since iK was nt Sunday nt New York with '•al Society will meet with Mr. nnd j the holidays at their homes. Leo Murphy bought two lots Christmas t'Uiilnr yearly el'1' Mrs. Frank I-V«el, of Ko - At tin an out'of town visitor, Thut liiy. friend-d.. Mrs. Lee Woodirmn, Tuesday eve- —Miss Ruth Miller, of New York, rom the Kndfo Associates and will —Benjamin Gibson, a member of of offlfrrs ,f the Kurds Rod nml spent the week-end with her sister, rect two houses, «jine for his own 1 1 -Mr. nnd Mrs. Fred I Jin " were The local Fire Co. wns called out ning, Jan, 8. the RutgerR College football team, Club whirh «»•• h<'ld i" I " '"'" Saturday night to extinguish a blazM e —MrHM , P; W. Logon entertained Mrs. William Tobrowsky, of Main butcher ?hop and one for Sam spent several days with his fraternity house, Weilin'Mluy evening. <.< • nit of town vinittirs recently. —Miss Kc<-im Henurcgnrd was nn which totally destroyed the club the member* of the Study Club at an street. Swartr, of Railway, denier in shoes. brother, Monroe Weiant, Mr. WeU W. W I WIIS elected preside;.!. hnu^e of the Perth Ambny (Jun ''lub nformal card party at her home on -Mrs. Eugene Drnke and Mrs. _A Dow, of Newark, h«s about ant, Mr. Gibson and R. A. dc Russy 1 out of town visitor Wednesday. iam I.ybeVk. vie. president I " •• —Miss Kinily (filing was the guest :,t Keasbey Heights. Due to the drove avenuej FridaFid y afternoonft . Irving Butler,, of Higgh street, were 500 lots for sale on the Newark Star- returned to New Brunswick on Wed- J. Brivlue. treasurer ami H'" muddy roads, the local Fire Comply Hmlgo wa« pluyod, nnd thr priwR k i dd Kagle trad, known as Map N,o. 2. nesday night. 1 of Mrs. A. (iHllnjr, Wcdm'Mlny. Newark visitom un Wedne«day. Madison wcrWniy. I'l'" —Mr. nnd Mrs. .Ins. Greirier nf was unable to get close to the fire. were won by: first, Mrs. C. A. Camp-1 —Mr. Ivins Rrown was a New —A florist store is being opened on —Mr. and Mrs. J. R. Ridelon. and pitted for I ho deer dimi'1' « hn-n to V ir- bell; second, Mrs. Burkhnrdt; third,! York sojourner on Wednesday. nt Perth Amlioy, '""I dilughti-r —A regular meeting of the Hope Oak Tree Road. daughters were the guests of Mr. and be held Moinliiy night. J;itumry.' 1 lawn Fire Company will he held »n Mra E. C. Ensign; fourth, Mrs. L. -Miss Verna Hoagland, of Phila- —The Iselin bakery is nearing Mrs. Harry Nutland, of New York 1 1 All the visited friends Ifen Tuesd 7.30 at Ii" Tii' '" Monday night. . M. Bockiug; and fifth, Mrs. Claude delphia, spent the week-end with her completion. on New Year's day. parents, Dr. and Mrs. B. W. Hoag- members nf tin dnli —Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Kothit-k, of Decker. Dainty refreshments were —Officer Joe Lewis now has a mo- —Mrs. J. R. Rideion attended a nav land, of Barren avenue. thusiastic nl.out I lie l'l«»» w^h * Juliette street, spent the holidays served by thhe hostessht . torcycle nnd will be able to arrest lunche&n of the Ladies' Auxiliary of been miide f»r I he nmung year Keasbey with relatives in New York. —M,ra, . ThomaTm s Murkhardt, of Among those who attended the some of the auto speederB. the American Society of Mechanical _-.()« Sdtnidiiy night the rordsnre- -^Joseph Kochick spent Saturday Brooklyn, was the guest of Mrs. P, meeting of the New Jersey State —-Mrs. Ray Johnson and children Engineers in New York on Wednes- W. Logan several days the past week. Teachers' Association in Newark on spent the holidays at Rutherford, N-J. day. men will hold a'dunce i" the school. 100 Help Keasbey at Perth Amboy. December 27, 2R and 29 were the The men have (Manned many novelty —George Kochick spent Tuesday —Mr. and Mrs. William Platt, of —The Misses LichtenbCrger, of —Mrs. John R. Haywood end Richmond, S. 1., visited the former's following local people: Supervising New York, spent New Year's at the daughter, Mabel, and Mrs. James at New Brunswick with relatives. sister, Mtu, P. W. Logan, on Sunday, Principal J. H. Love, Principal Lee —Frank Bnyok, of Mny street, mo home of Mrs. Martin Hoffman, Hardiman, of Roaelle, were local vis- —Mr. and Mrs. J. E. Breckenridge Woodman, Mr. Willetts, Miss Enslee, —A Halla, contractor, moved n itors on Wednesday aftemton. S.tfV.WiT 100 p tored out of town with friends, hun- Ernest, Mr. Lester Dix and Mr. Mc- resent the annual New Yearn and daughters, Mariiin and Harriet, bungalow building from the Lincoln —Mrs. A. A. Quinn spent Thurs- --TheThe. Ford» Parent Teacher As«>-|As|sonsonss ppresent t Elroy, d "^Thc now bungalow of Michael nnd Miss Lou Woardell, motored to Highway by auto. day in Newark. ' -' elation will hold a ddunc e Un JanuarJnuary :: ,»«• ,.,iierlainment. and dance (riven, Kochick, on Now Hrunswiek avenue, Nutley New- Year's day, where they v—Mr. and Mrs. Jessie Love and 2° in the wh.n.1. Tickets may ho |, tl,e IT,.lection Fire Company, No. —Jerome Acquilla has entered the _Mrs. R. K. Green returned to y is ready for occupancy.. were the guests of Mr. and Mrs. Ru- son, Paul, of Little Falls, N. J., were printing bueiness in New York. SeWaren on Wednesday afternoon, boUEht fn.ni any of the members. |, Monday night, proved to he an- —Adolph Willinmbnght paid ajlo dolph Schmidt. the guests of Mr. and Mrs. J. H. Love, i-Miss Dorothea Galbraith, who at- having spent the holldhvs with _TJ™V will he the f..r.n»l other Hiicccwfiil event ,The fire of Green street, recently, bli Uliiry j| hhous e was dratedecoratedd forr the occasion fine for reckless driving at Perth --Mr. and Mrs. Edwin Mplick have tends a private school at Plairifteld, friends in Brooklyn. „,.. „ .if the I'""'" Puhhc Amboy, Monday night. , moved into their new home on Decker —Miss Catherine Waters has re- Miss Virginia Allen, of Smith which has been ninde possible by the mid everyone took part in the enter- spent the holidays at the home of her lub. tninniftit to rinff out the old year __ luiiii Korgione, of Metuchen, Place. turned from spending the holidays at parents. • , . .. College,, Miss MacDonald, of BostoBoson FordSWlfst tirillU'branchl Ooft tillthe' Woma1VUINHInI "s >'•»•< , UUIUBUK VW ••••II •—- -•• ---- • her home in Catavissn, Pa. , spent Sunday with Anna Saboy on —Mr. W. P. Melick is ill at his —Michael Oliver entertained his i ,, M) GertrudGtd e HoffmanHoffman, oo TZ hni , I,L- will be open all dny fur i and welcome the new. Dancing wan home on upper Green street. —Mr. and Mrs. Gregory Love have an( M)M f KThe, in ""V onf- who i, int*- started early and continued until the Juliette street. friendds at thhe HalHll on New Year'Year sa iDroo yyn, Were thhe guestts off MrM . aand —Robert Franklin returned Wed- returned to Hammonton, N. J., after SSdinspecLt invited to visit it wee 5ma' hour, of the morn, —Gils Waldman wait, the guest ot eve with Hawaiian orchestra and Wr|| f;nar|ps Allen, nf Holton street, There were refreshment* aplenty. Mr. arid Mrs. George Barrett, Friday nesday to the Boston School of Tech- spending the holidays with Mr. Love's singing. during the holiday week. —The Fords branch of the Wo nology "after spending the holidays parents. William Gloff was chairman of the njKht Joseph Jankowsky has an- man's Club held i"< r.'(,'iilnr meeting Pinkall with hi» parents. —Miss Nita Nihoff has returnee nounced his candidacy as a lighting on Wednesday afternoon tit the home committee in charge and wnH ably —James Sabo- and Jonn_ by i Uambach, William „.,,„. out of town visitors Saturday. —The Misses Elaine and Nathalie after spending the Christmas and commissioner. of Mrs. George I.iddl Jh E pi's A*ociA*ociaa- New Year's holidays at her home in Romer, Sr., Jnm,s, _T Excmpt Logan attended the theatre in New —Mr. Jones and his wife returned __A wui.-b niKbt party was held of Fords, Koasbey and Hope- York, Friday, witnessing the» play Oswego, N. Y. Pond Out Need Of (l Mr 3 A l J Quisth,'Andrew Ludwig, Otto Schus- uori| of Fords home from his vacation. The south- »t the b.itne »f Mr. »» , ' \, . ' will hold their firnt meeting of "Romeo and Juliet," in wWeh Jane —Miss Marian Love, Victor and tor, Steven Lovas nnd members of |nwn, will hold ern air of Georgia agreed with them Krelinir Monday evening, Dec. .11. > „...-.- t the year nt the local Fire House, r n- Cowl is starring. \ • Edgar Love attended a house party hoth. Many liiieresiinp games were played ! the WomenVs Auxiliary. day evening. —the schools of the township on New Year's eve with friends in Sewers In Iselin during the evening. At 12 midnight Perth Amboy. —The Volunteer Fire Co. held a —Mr. and Mrs. John P. HchilcoX —Frank Iiayuk, of May street, open^i on Thursday, Jan. .'i, after meeting last night and a goodly a well furnished table was displayed One of the most serious problems spant Monday at Jigggp City with I the holiday vacation, —Mr, and Mrs. A. F. Stevens, of number attended. The nominees for friends. . . —Miss Carolyn Tier has returned Newark, enteYtnined Mr. and Mrs. 3. lire wewtmiiimioiier^_ * will b« announced . that Iselin ha» to contend with » Hie to the Montclair Noromal School. g out the old year and • Kortlnrtln, H. Love at a theatre and dinner party | "s'nornrt]"ytly . ' jwwr question, Wfietially the KafflO whistle;, ran, chil- Mr, and Mrs. Michael Kochich, -—Mr. and Mrs. John MeAuslan en-1 recently in honor of Mr. and Mrs.: —Several Isi'linitesr are shown in j Associates section, where there are of Juliette street, spent Saturday at frienda tertainertained relatives from Tottenville, Love's thirtieth wedding anniversary.! the Cosmopolitan picture, "The Great | ,)Vrr 17F> houses.' The ground in that hure, Monday eveni Perth Aniboy. over New Year's dny. —Mr. and Mrs, John Brcnnen, of White Way." I section is of a clayey nature, and any second to Esther Skov, nnd —While roller skating along Flor- i. The de- —Mr. anil Mrs. William Romer —Little Olive Camp is recovering St. George's avenue, spont New The Iselin quartet will render all^jjter instead of seeping through the | rrtainctl relatives at their home ida Grove Road, Saturday, Kmest from her recent illness. Year's eve with friends in Trenton. the old-time songs on January 10th, | ground remains on the surface in Pfeiffer, 13 years old, was struck by wishes were shouted t nil over the holiday. —Mis3 Minnie Treller and Mrs. —Mrs. William Tobrowsky spent | joe Lewis is asking for salary I pools. The cesspools have up to date -; Mr-. William Cook, Mrs. S. Ste- an automobile but was only slightly Rose Trausncck have returned to Wednesday in New York. due traffic office•r and same to be ret-!n n,,t ffunctioneu d in a proper manner as they departed. , vens Mrs Kd. Urennan and Eleanor injured. . Woodbridge afteaftrr upendinspgg a week —MissMiss, RutRuh PotterP, , who has been roroactiveactive.. and instead of being a benefit have —The 1'hilathea Junior Society f heen a detriment in that they fill up lllt clui 11 1 Schunnn'iirr, « Kuhway, Mr. nnd A surprise party was rendered to with their sister, Mrs. E, Rosh, of spendinspg g her Christmas recess witihh —IscliIsclin hopehopss for the highwagy held ii "hot dug" roast »l ' l ' : Mrs. < btiieh, Viola and Helen Vild, Hanna Shuin at her hume on May HtiHHastings-on-HudsonstingsonHudsond . heh rr parentst , MrM . a#d MrsM . L. E. PotPt - ; traffitrafficc booth witih thth e passini g of ththe whenever it rains and have to be Monday evening, Dec 31. Kmnia (loxi, Arthur Gardelln, of street, Friday night, in honor of he,r —MrM . and Mi's. JJohn Campbell, of tor, of WesW t MaiMin streett , hah s returnt - budget. pumped out. Numerous complains M,-s K. Asliy visited inendx in Perth Amboy, Mildred and Ethelyn fifteenth birthday. Games, music Church street, are eiitertaing Mrs. e,i to school to assume her senior j —\ checker tournament will be regarding this matter have been filed Newark, Wednesday. I'ursoiis, Florence Mesbreth, of Tot- and singing were enjoyed. Refresh- Campbell's mother, of New York work. Mis? Potter was in the cast(ne]d at Community Hall, Jan. 11th. with the Township health inspector, --Kev (I. Skov and son, of IMIII- leiiville, Thomas Gallant, of Newark, ments were served at a late hour. State. "Mah Jong" nt the "Senior Pageant | prank Grandall ig the present cham- j and it seems very desirable and lm- hurst, N.'Y., visited his parents' home and .Joseph Komer, of town, were the Guests were present from Perth1 Am- —Mrs. S. B. Demarest and Mrs. in Miniature" at Sargent School, L pion. | portant at this time that the township Wednesday. guests of Mr. nnd Mrs. Joseph Dam- boy, New York, Jersey City, and B. C. Demarest and Mrs. H. von Cambridge„.,--, Mass. . The pagean. „ t was ,| —Martin Hoffma- -n had- tq, „go to officials interest themselves to remedy . Misses Dignta and Hmlel SKwva bach, Sunday. here. Bremen and Mrs. Willets motored to | written by one of the senior class and Long Island City for supplies this this matter. To that end a petition and Mr. Valdcmnr Skov attendedOk- --Mrs. William J. Fullcrton was John Bryans, of New Brunswick Newark, Thursday. was considered to be the best produc- ! week. He used up the local supply, is being circulated asking for a sew- New Year's eve sueial at Mrs. an out of town visitor, Tuesday. avenue, visited relatives in Perth Am- —Herbert Bentz spent the week- tion ever staged at Sargent. Miss I —Frank Cooper is renovating his erage system, and it is hoped that gen's home in Perth Amboy. —Mr. and Mrs. Rudolph, GlolT en- boy, Friday. end with Gustavo Agreen, Jr. Potter will do her practice teaching house. speedy action will be taken. The sit- —Kev. and Mrs. P. ('. Kr.-y visited tertained relatives, Tuesday. —Mr. and Mrs. Fred Binder enter- —Miss Reva Gerns returned to the in the public schools in Mansfield, |. Al Shea is completing his new uation at best is a serious one. friends in town, Tuesday. —Mr. and Mm. Isadora. Klein tained relatives from Brookly over Normal School at Trenton, after Mass., in February, nnd will graduate home and it will be one of the show — Kev. A. L. Kreyling and family spent Tuesday out of town. spending the holidays with her par- in May. houses in Iselin. Visited friends in Perth Aniboy, Tues- the week-end. Thought for the Day. — Mr. and Mrs. Nathan Robinson i to nttend the dance given by^ the ents. —Miss Eleanor Richards, of Plain-1 —Mrs. Mary Riley entertained day. —Many local people are planning When you etin't get what you want, , ,,, . Ml! Skov and were out of towtw n visitorsi, , Tuesdayy. | pporin,||s Filphec Company at thte Y —Richard Formadoni returned to field, N. J., -vas one of the guests of friends from Newark and New York It t» good philosophy to want what you ?*• k in town Friday l -MM. James Hanson entertained | um, tomorrow night, Brown University after spending the Miss Ruth Potter last Friday night on New Year's eve. family visitei , , , , Schoochool l nll(litorinll(liu, g 1 L |ativ( s Tu( s(lay holidays with his parents. and attended the Naval Militia dance | —Wm. Clum again brought home can get evening. m town riuiay |i Tl __Thp Misses AAnn a ShSh.ar]a | MnrM . —Miss Bessie Christie was a Perth j,al.et McCabe and Lulu Barrett were — Mis* Klinore of Wood- 1 T) I —Mr. and Mrs. Crimbly, of Free- on the U. S. S. Newton, at Perth Am- ia few ribbons while exhibiting his Anderson ,«K«ir visitorvi.iii.n-, TIII.«IHVTuesday. Perth Ambny visitors, Saturday. man street, entertained relatives boy. Miss Richards is a Sargent \ chickens at the Newark Fair, —Ray "I saw your advertisement in visited Mis- -Miss Elizabeth Sabo was an out the Woodbridge Independent". — the week-end. -Georgge McCubc spent Tuesday from Freehold, Tuesday. graduate and is assisting in the office at New Brunswick. —Miss Florence Voorhees returned of Dr. H. D. Corbusier, of Plainfield, Wednesday from spending the New N. J., in remedial and corrective home the Jensen iHduy c,b t —-Benjamin Kaminsky spent Sat- byth(i Aniboy Gun c,ub ftt Year's holidays with Mr. and Mrs. work. evening, j Amboy Heights, was destroyed by urday night at Keasbey with friends. —Josephine Kaminsky and Anna Coddington, of Scranton, Pa. "he Difference— -Mrs. N. (,hriBtcn«n, of South ; ^ ^^ , - , . BEAUTY SHOPPE light at G o doc k Fire Saboy spent Tuesday at Fords with Miss Catherine Concannon spent Ani)wy> visited mends in town, won- Unmeaning..£WUB Fnr.dt. H*polawn.ajul TO OPEN AT •friends.' the NBW Teal's holiday with rela- BetwentlM Cost of Good day afternoon. , town responded to the alarm, which —The local school reopened Wed- tives in Boonton. Edgars HiD 44 FREEMAN STREET "Safety First," a play enacted at as turm>d .. jn ,b)y J(jhn Romer Thfi nesday after the Christmas holidays. —Mrs. G. M. Agreen and daugh- and Cheap Printing " the Fords School, was well attended building was destroyed when the about January IS and much enjoyed recently. Mrs. —Many local pepole attended the ter, Elsie, Miss" Helen Johnson and firemenrLln arrived. The ulblazue is mbe —Mr. and Mrs. Herman Rittwaller, i Liddle and Mis. T . W. Uddlliddle spoke v V "t »'""•"• *"» r ",. dancdancee giregirenn bbyy ththee GermaGermann singinSingingg Miss Hazel Crimbly motored to New- of New York, are visiting Mr. and ! it to slight that he who goet on the work of the^onthe FordUs WoffWoman'is l« «^ " ^I^f" "{^^Zl ! ^l/at Columbia Hall, Monday ark, Tuesday., Scalp Treat- origin, according to neighbors, who night. Mrs. Daniel Desmond, of Prospect \ shopping from printer to Club. Dancing followed the play to —Mrs. R. L. Wolfe and little son, avenue. ! claimed to have seen someone leave —William Hittiger, of Brace ave- printer to secure hb printing mwie by local talent, which wosveiy th bui](]j short, befon> it burst of Los Angeles, Cal,, are visiting with —Miss Alice Weber, of Wedge- j ment and Hair nue, spent Tuesday with relatives in good. Refreshments were served jn flamK Thwe was ^ water Mrs. Wolfe's parents, Mr. and Mrs. wood avenue, was the holiday guest' « a few cents lets than what —The Xmas party given I-nday to , avaMablc in that spction. —Mrs, George Barrett and daugh- Harry M. Jackson, of Main street. Dyeing a Spe- 1 of Mr. and .Mrs. John Hughes, of] k b realty worth hardly ever the children of the Church of OUPI _M]. an(] Mrs_ u^hm* and ter, Lulu, were the guests of Mr. and —Mr. and Mrs. Fred Sowers, of Pi ! Mrs. Michael Dudansky, Monday. . Morristown, have returned home after •"assaic. I makes day laborer wages at Lady of Peace was very much ^dau(?htBr Marion, and John Schmidt, —Mrs, Ralph Edgar will entertain | cialty. visiting Mr. and Mrs. John C. Serena, this unpleasant task. Joyed. The dance in the evening was wore th(j guegts of Migs Margaret —Joseph Saboy, of Juliette street, the members of the Ladies' Aid So-1 very jell^attendeij, at^thc Hut.^ ^^ | Year's eve. spent Tuesday at Westfield with of Green street, for several days. Schmi(|ti New ciety at her home on Tuesday after- , If you want good work at -The Industrious Girlo' Club, \v*l —Mr. and Mrs. Harry Fullerton friends. —Miss Betty Omenheiser, of As- noon, January 8. i MISS S. PETERSON, Prop. meet tomorrow at 2:30. —Many local people are planning •1>llr y pari£( gpent uu. week-end with prices that are right get your r nnj daughter, of Fords, visited rela- —Mr, and Mrs. William Morri* | —Mr. and Mrs. J. B. Ling, 0 tives here, Tuesday. to attend the beauty contest and pub \K,. grandparent.-. M••. and Mrs. John ,nd children' of Tottenville, were the J job printing formerly of Rahway, visited here today., lie marriage at the New Auditorium, Omenheiser, *,t C -Ae. uvenue. —Mr. and Mrs. Michael Parsler en- Sunday guests of Mr. and Mrs. C. C. THE ELITE VANITY SHOP —A birthday and New Year's tertained friends from Sayreville, Perth Amboy, Thursday night, Jan. —Miss Ida Om-nheis*r and Mrs. Jones, party WHS held at the homo of Mr. Tuesday. 10th. John Omenheiser, Sr., enjoyed a the- —Mrs. Amelia Lamb visited PERTH AMBOY and Mrs. Joseph Clees. A most en- —Steve Sutch was an out of town atre performance of "Poppy" in New , - . . \ —MrSi John Trout and son were friends in Rahway, New Year's day. —At This Office joyable time was had by all. Dancing \ p ,. Wednesday, visitor, Tuesday. York,, recently. Mrs. John Lorch and daughters, Mth Aml)(iy visito 8| —Miss Sadie Martin, of Green and singing, alung with games, were , _Mr .1|1() Mrs_ chil,.]cs Wagen- Helen and Ruth, were the guests of enjoyed. The hostess served delici- j , . t(,ii . i relatives from New street, was an Elizabeth visitor on relatives in Fords for the holidays. - hofTl r tinU r U t Small Miss Receive* Friday night. oua rerf reshments. Those present in- j YorK (;ity ovl,,. tne holidays —Mr. Charles Kane arid Mr. Thog. i —Miss Carolyn Valentine visited Mooney, of Lambertville, were the tluded guests from Perth Aniboy, So- i Mr. ,llu| ^,.s jr,.ani£ pesler en- Guests At Her Party waren, Fords and Jersey City, ! tertained" friends over the week-end. in Rahway on Tuesday night, where week-end guests of Mrs. Ella A GOOD COUGH REMEDY —Mv. and Mrs. A. Tobias enter- i _M . William Bertram, Jr., was she attended the Rahway Y. M. C. A. Wheeler. rs The home of Dr. and Mrs. I. T. basketball game against the Wood- tained a group of children Sunday a pertn Amboy visitor, Tuesday. Spencer was the scene ofi a merry Mrs. I. H. Tappen entertained FOR FAMILY USE in honor of the eleventh birthday of. -Miss Izola Johnson, of Fords, bridge Big Five. ' ler cousin, Mrs. Frank Marsh, of their daughter, Ethel. holiday party on Saturday night when —Mr. and Mrs. A. D. McCallum, visited ut the home of Mrs. Robert their yuungest daughter, Miss Eliza- Rahway, Wednesday —Mr. anil Mrs. Frank Stopkie are , )[ |l)erts, Tuesday, of Sewaren, Miss Martha Reimer of 'PHIS preparation is intended to replace the numerous a beth Spencer, entertained a number Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Murray entertaining relatives from Kingston, \ _Mrs! Margaret Dny, of Plain- Brooklyn, and J. Francis Willsey of ! g y, of her young friends. and daughter, Margaret, were the •*• patent or secret tough mixtures of more or less value, N, Y., over the week-end. - • New York, were the holiday guests neiUi WUs the guest of Mr. and Mrs. Mr. Kirch, of Newark, a jnagician guests of relatives in Brooklyn, by a carefully prepared pharmaceutical product. It is a use- —The Fords tireman will hold j h i Td of Mr. and Mrs. I. J. Reimurs, of j Charles Pfeirte.r, Tuesday. and entertainer, who has appeared Tuesday. their annual New Year's dance in the ' £_Miss Edna Ahrens, of New Maple avenue. , —Harry! B. Tappen left Monday ful remedy in the treatment of Coughs, Colds, Bronchitis, Fords school h successfully in town on other occas- —Miss Margaret Gardner and Miss house tomorrow night. Brunswick, visited at the home of Mr. sions, entertained the young people for Fulton, Mo., t