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42 Victoria’s best 31 My favourite Fashion Now’s the time to invest in photograph 4 Fabulous florals brass, says Victoria Gray Mr Motivator shares This spring’s prettiest prints 44 Gardens a snapshot from are in full bloom Alan Titchmarsh on weird and his album wonderful vegetables Lifestyle Regulars 9 Mother’s Day gifts People 22 Beauty The perfect presents to show 16 Bonnie Tyler Fast-working 51 Switch on you care next Sunday On the secrets of her marriage, anti-ageing skincare The week ahead on TV 32 Food staying young at heart and 29 Agony aunt and radio Start the day right with our a new album Advice from Jane O’Gorman 67 Mindy Hammond nutritious breakfasts 21 Dermot O’Leary and Dr Rosemary Leonard Dogs make us smile, but 39 Wine This Morning’s newest presenter 46 Books donkeys always have the last Jamie Goode names seven of discovers the joys of fatherhood Inspiring reads that take us into laugh, says our columnist his favourite riojas and writing children’s books the lives of the rich and famous 69 Stars 40 Interiors 27 Life as I know it 48 Fiction Russell Grant predicts Nearly nude sorbet shades are Love Island’s Dr Alex reflects A short story by novelist your week big this spring on the lessons he’s learnt Louise Fein 70 The £1,000 crossword

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16 S MAGAZINE ★ 7 MARCH 2021 ‘I left it too late toINTERVIEW have children – it wasn’t meant to be’

Singer Bonnie Tyler reflects on family life as she approaches 70 and reveals her surprise A-list family members

ith her huge hair, gravelly of people, but I’m quite happy to have I saw him I was like, “Phwoar!” And he’s voice and catalogue of a nice dinner with a bottle of champagne. still good to look at. He has less hair power ballads, it’s safe I’m supposed to be on the road touring [laughs]. When we were younger he had W to say Bonnie Tyler is by June, so if we can all get out there a head full of black hair. Of course now it’s one of the rock legends again I’ll be celebrating with my band thinned out a bit, but he’s still handsome. of our generation. and crew, which will be great. They’re He’s a lovely man and so gentle. She had global success with hit like my second family. Most of them have You were married at 22. How did you singles Total Eclipse Of The Heart been with me for over 30 years. know he was The One? and Holding Out For A Hero in the Have you got anything in mind for He was 24 and we got on so well. We 80s, and is still touring decades later your birthday present? loved each other a lot. We’re enjoying for her loyal fan base. I’m thinking of a Tesla car! Why not?! this time together now. I’m really making On top of her professional success, What’s your secret to looking so the most of it. Bonnie found long-lasting love – she’s great at nearly 70? Would you ever renew your vows? been married to husband Robert I’m very energetic! I can’t even read No. Each to their own, but it’s not for us. Sullivan, 71, for nearly 50 years. because I can never really concentrate. Do you ever feel sad that you weren’t And when we catch up with the star, We go for lots of walks across the beach. able to have a family? who turns 70 this year, she tells us she’s But we hardly go out other than that. I left it too late. When I was 39, it felt like even been thriving during the recent You and Robert have been together the right time to stop the pill. I was so lockdowns – she’s been in the Algarve nearly 50 years. What’s the secret lucky as I fell pregnant straight away. since last March, where she has to such a long-lasting marriage? Unfortunately it wasn’t meant to be and managed to gain a new skill. Oh, you’ve got to love each other. I had a miscarriage. “At the age of 69 I’ve learnt The first That must have been tough... to swim in our pool,” she says timetime ItIt was hhorribleorrible aatt the time, but I just in her husky voice. “It took me threw myself intoint work. But my long enough!” nephewnephew ChristopherChristo lived with me Here, the Welsh star reveals at home in Swansea.Swa He’s my eldest the secrets behind her enduring brother’sbrother’s son.son He’s so funny and marriage and tells us about her jjustust fantastic.f He’s in his latest album… fiftiesfiftie now, but he was onlyonl 20 when I asked Are you looking forward to himhi to live with us. celebrating your 70th birthday YouY had nodules this year, Bonnie? rremoved from your I can’t say I’m looking forward to vocal cords in 1976. it [laughs]. It will only be me and Bonnie is one Can you tell us Robert. Even if it did all go back of the rock The star what happened? to normal I wouldn’t want to do legends of our with her It was very strange! anything big. If it was for Robert, generation husband II’d been working for I’d get a big marquee with loads Robert ssevene years in bands

S MAGAZINE ★ 7 MARCH 2021 17 85-year-old hillwalking again thanks to Sore Joint Cream

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INTERVIEW My favourite photograph by Mr Motivator Derrick Evans, 68, on the joy of bringing a smile to everyone’s face

“This photo I went on the BBC that was from last day, the phone lines lit up. April. I wore I was only supposed to this suit for do a week with them and one of my I ended up doing six workouts on weeks, then they brought the BBC for me back again. I just a programme make people smile. Maya called Angelou once said that HealthCheck UK Live and it got people will never forget everyone into it, which was great. how you make them feel Everyone was talking about it! and I think that’s what it It was just one of those suits. is. I’ve had to sign up to Before the pandemic, I’d gone some of these platforms, down to Miami to select all my as I get requests daily fabric, which I normally do once from people who a year. Then I’d gone to Jamaica, want me to shoutouts where I have a gentleman who for birthdays, or lift makes all my suits. someone’s spirits up I’ve done various bits and because they may be pieces over the years, but feeling down. People television has lost its way a bit. believe I can make them It’s become a camera in a room feel good. watching people make a fool of Mr Motivator isn’t themselves. It’s no longer about a character, it’s me, making people feel good. Unless Derrick Evans. We’re I could really make people feel all struggling at the good, I didn’t really want to moment, but there are do it. That’s why I’m setting two pieces of advice I’d up my own club, called the give to everyone. Think Mr Motivator Club, because of the trees – every I wanted a platform that would autumn they lose their help people feel good by looking leaves, but if you look at other people’s inspirational outside the tree is still stories and sharing wellbeing tips standing tall. Why is and workouts. it still standing tall? But in this photo, the TV Because, in the spring it experience was a good one. knows it’s going to flower again. I’ve always believed that there Number two, is that when all of in the washing machine and charity JDRF is asking people to is something about the way that us want to, we put dirty clothes been twisted and turned all join the 100 Challenge to fund I present wellness and fitness in the washing machine. We around in different directions. But the next Type 1 diabetes that people gravitate towards. know when it’s going to finish eventually, the programme will research breakthrough. JDRF I’ve always felt like if I came on and there’s a bleep at the end come to an end and I believe we funds research to improve life for in a black pair of shorts and a of the cycle. You open up the will come out better and stronger people with Type 1 diabetes and, white top, no one would care. So door and the clothes come out than we were before.” ●S one day, eradicate the condition therefore, part of the package is cleaner than they were before. for good. Find out how to join the the suit, the attitude and the That’s what I believe has been Marking 100 years since the 100 Challenge at jdrf1.enthuse.

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Greet the day with a fresh, healthy and bountiful breakfast Overnight oats with mixed berries Serves: 2 100g rolled porridge oats ½ tsp ground cinnamon 1 tsp chia seeds 200ml milk – oat milk, plant-based milk or water Pinch of salt 2 tbsp natural yoghurt 2 tbsp flaked almonds 200g fresh berries (strawberries, raspberries, blueberries, redcurrants) Drizzle of honey ● The night before serving, put the oats into a large bowl, then stir in the cinnamon, chia seeds and milk (or water) with a pinch of salt. ● Spoon the mixture into a lidded jar and refrigerate for a least four hours – but preferably overnight. ● The next day, loosen with a little more milk (or water) if needed. ● Divide the mixture between two bowls and top with a tablespoon of yoghurt, flaked almonds, berries and a drizzle of honey.

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Perfect eggs Benedict Serves: 2 For the hollandaise sauce: 125g butter 2 medium egg yolks ½ tsp white wine vinegar For the poached eggs: ½ tsp white wine vinegar 2 medium eggs 1 muffin, halved ½ tbsp butter, for spreading Squeeze of lemon juice Pinch of cayenne pepper A few sprigs of watercress, to garnish ● First, make the hollandaise sauce. Melt the butter in a small saucepan, then turn the heat right down to keep the butter warm. ● Put the egg yolks, white wine vinegar, pinch of salt and a splash of ice-cold water in a metal bowl that will fit over a medium-sized saucepan. Whisk together for a few minutes. ● Bring a medium-sized saucepan of water to the boil, then turn down the heat so the water is barely simmering. ● Place the metal bowl of whisked egg yolks over the saucepan of simmering water and whisk continuously until pale and thick. This will take 3-5 minutes. ● Set aside and keep warm while you poach the eggs. ● Bring a pan of water to the boil, then turn the heat down to a gentle simmer and add the white wine vinegar. ● Crack an egg into a small bowl or teacup and gently add it to the simmering water. Repeat with the other egg. ● Cook for 3 minutes. ● Gently remove the eggs with a slotted spoon and dab them on a paper towel to remove any excess water. ● While the eggs are poaching, lightly toast and butter the muffin. ● Place a poached egg on half a buttered muffin and spoon over a generous helping of the hollandaise sauce. ● Finally, add a squeeze of lemon juice and garnish with a pinch of cayenne pepper and a sprig or two of watercress.

S MAGAZINE ★ 7 MARCH 2021 33 Super greens on toast with a drizzle of olive oil and heat. Add Serves: 2 the pumpkin seeds and fry for a couple 1 ripe avocado of minutes, until starting to pop, then ½ tsp chilli flakes remove from the pan and set aside. Juice of ½ lime ● Add the butter to the frying pan on a A drizzle of olive oil medium heat. Once the butter is melted 1 tbsp pumpkin seeds and sizzling, add the asparagus tips and toss 25g of butter then season with salt and pepper. 12 spears of asparagus, ends trimmed ● Fry the asparagus, tossing regularly, for 5-6 Salt and pepper, to taste minutes, until tender and beginning to colour. 4 small slices of organic multi-seeded bread ● While the asparagus is cooking, toast and 1 small handful of watercress butter the bread. ● Start by making the smashed avocado. ● Divide the smashed avocado between the In a small bowl, mash the avocado with the rounds of buttered toast and top with back of a fork, add the chilli flakes and lime asparagus spears and toasted pumpkin juice and set aside. seeds, then garnish with the watercress. ● Put a medium-sized frying pan on the hob Season with salt and pepper before serving.

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Smoked salmon croissants Serves: 2 75g cream cheese 1 tbsp crème fraîche 1 small bunch of dill, part chopped finely and part reserved as sprigs Juice of ½ lemon, plus wedges to serve Salt and pepper, to taste 2 freshly baked croissants 120g smoked salmon ● Combine the cream cheese, crème fraîche, chopped dill and lemon juice, then season with salt and pepper. ● Cut open the croissants and spread with the cream cheese. ● Cut the smoked salmon slices into ribbons and place them on top of the cream cheese. ● Top with individual sprigs of dill and garnish with a lemon wedge. ●S

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S MAGAZINE ★ 7 MARCH 2021 43 Alan Titchmarsh Weird and Never mind their looks, says Alan Titchmarsh – you’ll grow to love the flavour of these unusual veggies

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Don’t fear change. Embrace it Short story by Louise Fein elen ducks her head and heaves “Oh Mum, stop torturing yourself. You’ve the box labelled “bathroom” through lost your confidence, that’s all.” the low doorframe and drops it “Selena, darling, I know you mean well, Hon the floor with a thud. She groans but please, you have to let me do things and wipes the back of her hand in my own way.” across her sweaty forehead. Not for the first “Come and visit us soon, Mum. Anytime, time, she wonders what on earth she has yeah?” done, moving all the way to Marston village. “Yeah. Now, let me get back to the last She knows no one within a 100-mile radius. of my boxes, and you put your feet up. Look She doesn’t even like the countryside. after my first grandchild now, won’t you?” Her phone rings from the hall table. Damn. “Sure.” Helen can hear Selena smiling She clambers over the box, takes three down the phone. “Love you, Mum.” steps across the landing to the narrow “Love you, too.” staircase and reaches the phone before You are not going to cry, Helen Mason. it stops ringing. There are some benefits You are not going to cry. to living in a tiny cottage. Helen sighs and returns to the “Hello, Mum.” Selena’s voice is cheery bathroom. Sinking to the floor, down the line. “Just wondered how you’re she opens the door to a getting on?” cupboard hiding an old hot “Oh, hello, darling!” Helen matches the water tank. That’s odd. happy tone in her daughter’s voice. Even The corner of a brown though they both know they are doing it, still envelope is just visible they feel the necessity to give the impression from behind the tank. of contentment. “It’s all coming together Helen pulls it out. nicely, thank you.” “Mrs H Mason” is “Really?” typed on the front. “Honestly. I’m almost all unpacked!” She “What the devil is stares at the boxes piled floor to ceiling and that doing there? A wall to wall in the sitting room, where two letter addressed to days ago the removal men unceremoniously me!” She runs her dumped everything and hotfooted it back to finger across the seal. their rickety truck. It curls up at either end “Wow. That’s quick. Haven’t you done where the glue has come brilliantly!” Selena cries. unstuck. It’s heavy, as though there is “It’s much easier when you’re on your own.” some weighty document inside. Her heart “Mum…” quickens. The envelope is old. It must have “I didn’t say that to make you feel bad,” sat behind that tank for years. A weakness Helen says in a rush. “You’ve got a baby on washes over her as she stares at it. There will the way and you live 200 miles away.” be a simple explanation, she decides, as she laughed nervously, unsure “I’m sorry… How are you feeling, Mum? rips open the envelope. whether to be flattered or offended. A lovely country village – it’ll be so much The last will and testament of Helen Jane The compliment-insult sandwich had better away from London now you’re…” Mason of… continued for the duration of their married “On my own? Yes. I couldn’t bear to bump Helen screams and drops it on the floor, life, until the compliments drifted away and into Ted again – and her.” her heart pounding. What a terrible mistake only the insults remained. You’ve really let “I know…” Selena’s breath is heavy down she’s made coming here! This 17th-century yourself go, Helen. the line. “What are the neighbours like? Have cottage had been so cheap and yet so She gingerly picks up the will. It’s dated you been to the pub?” beautifully modernised and decorated. 17th February 1978. That was over 40 years “On my own? I couldn’t do that, Selena. The place is obviously haunted and everyone ago! That can’t be right. Something doesn’t I don’t want to make a nuisance of myself.” other than dumb Helen could see that. add up… “But they’ll be dying to meet you.” You really aren’t very bright, are you? A noise downstairs. Footsteps. Someone’s “I doubt it. A 55-year-old divorcée, Those were Ted’s first words to her, all those on the stairs. Helen’s stomach lurches. A feeling sorry for herself. There’s nothing years ago, when they first met. Very pretty, head appears around the door and she lets interesting about me.” just not blessed between the ears. She had out an involuntary, blood-curdling scream.

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“Oh, God… I’m fine,” find it. C’mon, open it up. It’s a good omen, Helen stammers. Great I’m sure.” first impression. Catherine moves around the table and “I wasn’t expecting sits next to Helen so they can read it anyone. In London, together. “I’m glad you’re here,” Catherine people don’t just says. “It’s been so sad having Rose Cottage drop in.” empty. Besides, I live on my own too, so Helen scrambles we can look out for one another, can’t we?” to her feet on She smiles at Helen and together they wobbly legs. “I’m begin to read. not nuts. I mean, “All standard stuff,” murmurs Catherine. I am… It’s just – “Wow, they were pretty well off,” she I found this.” adds, as they read the bequests to She thrusts the family members. will at the woman. “Wait,” Helen says, when they reach the “It gave me the last page. “Look at this!” shock of my life – a “To Marston Village Florists, a fund of £750 will written 40 years to pay for fresh flowers to be delivered every ago. And it has my week to Rose Cottage, for such time and name on it!” duration as anyone with the Mason surname “I’m Catherine. shall be in residence at the cottage.” I live across the There is a moment’s silence while they road and just wanted both absorb what’s written. to welcome you…” “That’s incredible! The florist still exists She glances at the and Kelly, the owner, is a friend of mine.” will, brow furrowed. Catherine looks at Helen with sparkling “How strange… I think eyes. “You’re a Mason. Weekly flowers, this calls for a cuppa, just imagine!” don’t you?” “But it can’t apply to me. I’m not a Seated at a battered member of Heather Mason’s family. It would oak table in Catherine’s be wrong.” farmhouse-style kitchen, “Wait. I’m going to give Kelly a call.” Helen cradles a mug of hot, Catherine disappears. Helen eats a scone sweet tea in her hands, a and tops up her tea, marvelling at how plate of still-warm scones in at home she feels in Catherine’s warm, front of her. bright kitchen. Is it possible that this was “Honestly, you must think meant to be? I’m an idiot,” Helen says, A few minutes later, Catherine returns. staring at the will laid out “You’re never going to believe this,” she on the table between her gushes. “Kelly knows all about that fund. The and Catherine. “I was in original Mason family all moved away years shock – and years ago, when I didn’t Kelly’s mum still ran the read it properly. flower shop. The fund It actually says ‘I’d call it fate. has sat there ever since, Heather Joan Mason, but they’ve been unable whereas my name is Like you are to touch it, because of Helen Jane Mason!” what’s in the will. The “I don’t think you’re meant to be solicitor said it would “Hello? Sorry to startle you!” It’s a an idiot at all,” Catherine have to sit there until reassuring voice. No spectre would apologise says. “And the names any Mason moved in. for startling her. are weirdly similar.” here and find it’ “It’s grown over the Helen stops screaming. The woman at Helen shivers. years and is now the door has cropped fair hair and a round, “Spooky.” She takes a sip worth – wait for it – freckled face, streaked with concern. of tea, the mug wobbling a little in her hand. £6,000! See, I told you it was a good omen! “I’m so sorry to intrude,” she says, wary “Should we read it?” She peers over the rim Kelly’s delighted, and she can’t wait to meet eyes on Helen who is curled up, hugging her of her cup at the will, which stares back, you. They can start delivering tomorrow!” ●S knees from her position on the floor. enticing her to peel open the pages. “It feels “I did knock,” the woman adds, “and voyeuristic, but…” The paperback of Louise Fein’s new the front door was ajar. I thought you might “I’d call it fate,” says Catherine with a novel, People Like Us (Head of Zeus,

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Four episodes. 10.00 World War Two 12.45am ★★★ 2.30 State of Mind (2020/15) ★★★ path of an oncoming tornado Who Lit Up the World Black Nurses: The 4.25-6.05am ★★★ From Above. The sunken remains of a tank show Women Who Saved the NHS 1.45 The Many Human Capital (2020/15) – but the pair face a race against how dangerous preparations for D-Day were. 2.45-3.45am 11.00 2.00am Faces of Les Dawson Dan Snow on FILM4 Sky 313 FV 14 Virgin 428 the clock as a rival government- The World at War. Triple bill. What Lloyd George: My Great-Great-Grandfather a Carry On! 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping 11.00am Bee Movie (2007/U) ★★★ 12.45pm Rio 2 backed group with hi-tech SKY ONE 106 110 (2014/U) ★★★ 2.40 The Longest Day (1962/PG) 118 6 115 Sky Virgin resources tries to beat them to ITV2 Sky FV Virgin 6.00am 7.00 Fact-based Second World War drama, starring Hour of Power Madagascar: A Little ★★★★ 6.15 it. Action thriller, starring Helen 7.00am FYI Extra 7.25 The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Wild 7.25 Where’s Wally 7.50 All Hail King Julien Richard Burton. Bridge of Spies 8.55 11.55 (2015/12) Steven Spielberg’s fact-based Cold War Hunt and Bill Paxton. ★★★ Double bill. Love Bites. Triple bill. 8.15 Trolls: Trollstopia 8.40 Dawn of the Croods Celebrity Catchphrase 12.55pm Celebrity 9.05 11.00 drama, starring Tom Hanks and and Mark Modern Family. Four episodes. The ★★★★★ 9.00 8.00 Million Pound Garage Supermarket Sweep 2.00 In for a Penny Simpsons. Double bill. 12.00noon Magnum P.I. Rylance. Three Billboards Outside Conversions! (3/3) Brits who 2.30 FILM The Boxtrolls (2014/PG) Stop-motion 1.00 Hawaii Five-0. Triple bill. 4.00 The Simpsons. Ebbing, Missouri (2017/15) Crime drama, starring are converting their garages animated fantasy, with the voice of Isaac Eight episodes. 8.00 Rob & Romesh vs the NFL Frances McDormand and Sam Rockwell. Hempstead Wright. ★★★ 4.20 FILM The House 9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 10.00 FILM The Tourist ★★★★★ 11.20 Rough Night (2017/15) Comedy, into passion projects that with a Clock in Its Walls (2018/12) Fantasy (2010/12) Romantic thriller, with Johnny Depp starring Scarlett Johansson. ★★★ 1.25-3.25am must be seen to be believed, comedy, starring Jack Black. ★★★ 6.25 FILM and Angelina Jolie. ★★ 12.00m’t SEAL Team 1.00 Dreams of a Life (2011/12) ★★★★ including a two-storey garage Jurassic Park (1993/PG) Genetically engineered The Blacklist 2.00 S.W.A.T. 3.00 Brit Cops: Rapid TALKING PICTURES dinosaurs escape from an eccentric tycoon’s Response 4.00-6.00am Send in the Dogs with showroom-style parking. safari park and go on the rampage. Steven Sky 328 FV 81 Virgin 445 9.00 Rich House, Poor House Spielberg’s adventure, with Sam Neill, Laura SKY ATLANTIC Sky 108 6.00am All Over The Town (1949/U) ★★★ 7.45 (2/6) Northamptonshire Dern and Jeff Goldblum. ★★★★★ 9.00 Love 6.00am Urban Secrets. Four episodes. 10.00 CSI: The Last Journey (1936/U) ★★★ 9.00 Black Island: Australia 10.05 Celebrity Karaoke Club 11.10 Crime Scene Investigation. Five episodes. Saddle 9.30 Johnny Ringo 10.00 Honey West property developers Marina and Family Guy. Double bill. 12.05am American Dad! 3.00pm The Sopranos. Five episodes. 9.00 10.30 John Betjeman Goes by Train: King’s Lynn Przemek swap homes with Mike 1.05 The Cleveland Show 2.00 Hell’s Kitchen 2.55 ZeroZeroZero 10.05 Devils 11.10 Six Feet Under. to Hunstanton 10.45 The Frightened Man (1952/ and Natalie from Birmingham, Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 3.20 Double bill. 1.35am Deadwood 2.50 Oz PG) ★★★ 12.05pm Value for Money (1955/U) ITV2 Nightscreen 3.30-7.00am Teleshopping 4.00-6.00am Urban Secrets. Double bill. ★★ 1.50 Are You Being Served? (1977/PG) ★ who survive on £75 a week. 3.50 Stop Press Girl (1949/U) Fantasy comedy, ITV3 Sky 119 FV 10 Virgin 117 SKY CINEMA PREMIERE starring Sally Ann Howes. ★★★ 5.30 The 10.00 Bargain-Loving Brits in the 6.00am Man About the House. Double bill. 7.05 Sky 301 Virgin 401 Adventures of Robin Hood 6.00 Upstairs, Sun Russell and Lindsay hope a Coronation Street 10.00 Emmerdale 12.55pm 6.00am The Witches (2020/PG) ★★★★ 7.55 The Downstairs 7.00 Hannay 8.00 Sunday Night at selection of pastries will attract Inspector Morse. Double bill. 5.30 Midsomer Silencing (2020/15) ★★★ 9.35 The United States the London Palladium 9.00 The Champions 10.00 Murders 7.30 Ant & Dec’s DNA Journey 9.00 Vs. Billie Holiday (2021/15) ★★★ 11.55 Fall of a Dangerous Davies: The Last Detective 12.15am punters to their store. Life coach Joanna Lumley’s Japan 10.00 Lewis 12.00m’t Scott Kingdom (2019/15) ★★★ 2.05pm Sister of the The Face of Fu Manchu (1965/PG) ★★★ 2.05 Svetlana prepares to record & Bailey. Triple bill. 2.55 Bless This House 3.20 Groom (2020/15) Comedy, starring Alicia Dark City (1950/PG) ★★★ 4.00 Lytton’s Diary another of her online rants. (R) Emmerdale 5.40-6.00am ITV3 Nightscreen Silverstone. ★★★ 3.45 The Witches (2020/PG) 5.00 The Westerner 5.30-6.00am Tate 10.55 Greatest TV Moments of the 80s Matthew Kelly takes a Variations With analysis from Ellis Jenkins and Nicky Teifi’s traumatic experience of losing his father Robinson. 7.40-8.00pm Coast. The Isle of Skye. during the pandemic. 8.00 NEW Iaith ar look back at the most popular Daith. Adventurer Steve Backshall and nature TV from a past year, beginning BBC ONE WALES As BBC One except: ITV WALES As ITV except: 4.50-5.00pm ITV News Cymru Wales. The day’s headlines. presenter Iolo Williams hit the road, with Steve 10.00-10.30am Politics Wales 1.50pm Escape to 9.00 with 1985, featuring ’Allo ’Allo!, 2.35 3.05 6.00am 8.50 9.00 facing different linguistic challenges. Prif the Country Pizza Boys Tudur’s TV S4C Cyw Penblwyddi Cyw Weinidog Mewn Pandemig. Following First Bullseye and Crossroads. (R) 3.35-4.35 10.00 11.00 Flashback The Story of Welsh Art Cefn Gwlad Priodas Pum Mil Oedfa Minister Mark Drakeford as he faces the 11.30 12.50am Entertainment News on 5 4.50-5.00pm BBC Wales Today. Headlines. Dechrau Canu Dechrau Canmol Dechrau Covid-19 pandemic, filmed over six months as 1.00 The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show BBC TWO WALES As BBC Two except: Canu Dechrau Canmol 12.00noon Yr Wythnos he and the Welsh government are charged with Entertainment News on 5 2.15pm FILM Planes: Fire & Rescue (2014/U) 12.30 Adre 1.00 Pen Llyn Harri Parri 1.30 Bois y making huge decisions. 10.00 Y Llinell Las. A 3.00 2.00 2.30 3.10 Beware: Boozed Up Britain (R) Animated adventure sequel, with the voice Pizza Dudley Ar Blat Y Dref Gymreig behind-the-scenes look at the challenging and of Dane Cook. ★★★ 3.30-3.45 Flog It! 7.00 3.00 Dylan ar Daith: Thomas Picton 3.55 dangerous work of the North Wales Police 4.00 Building Britain’s Canals (R) 4.45 Scrum V. Catrin Heledd presents action from Mamwlad 4.20 Y Fets 5.15 Ffermio 5.45 Pobol y Roads Policing Unit, focusing on the dangers Wildlife SOS (R) 5.10 Divine Designs (R) the PRO14, including the derby between Cwm Omnibws 7.15 Newyddion a Chwaraeon of speeding. 10.30 Y Byd ar Bedwar. Current 5.35-6.00am House Doctor (R) Ospreys and Dragons at Liberty Stadium. 7.30 Dechrau Canu Dechrau Canmol. Ryland affairs. 11.00-11.35pm Tony ac Aloma: I’r Gresham BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Morning Live 6.30am For Love or Money (R) 7.15 6.00am Good Morning Britain 6.00am Test Cricket India v England. 10.00 Homes Under the Gardeners’ World (R) 8.15 The 9.00 Lorraine Entertainment news. Rishi Persad hosts coverage of Hammer (R) 11.00 Crimewatch Week in Parliament 8.45 10.00 This Morning Celebrity day five of the series-concluding Live. Current affairs. 11.45 Workout the Wright Way 9.00 chat and lifestyle features. Fourth Test, held at Sardar Patel Defenders UK (R) 12.15pm BBC News at 9 10.00 BBC News Stadium in Ahmedabad. Bargain Hunt. In North Wales. Politics Live. Updates. 12.30pm Loose Women Celebrity 12.15pm interviews and topical debate. 11.55 The Simpsons (R) 12.30pm 1.00 BBC News; Regional News 1.00 Bitesize Daily Educational TV. Steph’s Packed Lunch. Magazine. 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News; Weather 1.45 Doctors Daniel tries to stop 2.00 1066: A Year to Conquer 2.10 Countdown Word game. 1.55 Regional News; Weather a dangerous hunger strike. England Documentary. (R) 3.00 A Place in the Sun (R) Featuring real-life 2.15 Jimmy McGovern’s Moving On 3.00 Further Back in Time for Dinner 2.00 Judge Rinder 4.00 A New Life in the Sun: Where Five dramas linked by the A family experiences life at the cases in a studio courtroom. Are They Now? A family running central theme of moving on. turn of the 20th century. (R) 3.00 Tenable Warwick Davis hosts a successful B&B in France. 3.00 Escape to the Country A couple 4.00 Best House in Town In York. (R) as a team of family and friends 5.00 Four in a Bed The week kicks looking for a property in Wales. 4.45 The Wonder of Animals (R) take part in the quiz show. off at Woodleys Farmhouse. 3.45 Ready Steady Cook With Akis 5.15 Flog It! Unseen finds. (R) 4.00 Tipping Point Coin-drop quiz. 5.30 Drawers Off (6/20) Retiree Jilly Petretzikis and Anna Haugh. 6.00 Richard Osman’s House of 5.00 The Chase Contestants Ross, is the first of this week’s models. 4.30 The Bidding Room Items Games With Mina Anwar. Carmel, Samta and Aliyu work 6.00 The Simpsons Flanders’ home include a Georgian box. (R) 6.30 My Unique B&B (6/15) Simon as a team to take on the Chaser. is destroyed by a hurricane. (R) 5.15 Pointless Low-scoring quiz. (R) Parfett and his team help 6.00 Regional News; Weather 6.30 Hollyoaks Ste makes a promise 6.00 BBC News; Regional News build a tiny house on wheels. 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather he may not be able to keep. (R) 7.00 Let’s Talk About Race Naga 7.00 Mary Berry Everyday The 7.00 Emmerdale Gabby is horrified 7.00 Channel 4 News Headlines. Munchetty travels across the food writer celebrates hearty as realisation sinks in, Ellis 8.00 The Dirty Truth About country to understand what and wholesome food, including questions Priya’s motives, and Your Rubbish: Dispatches race and racism means in the UK. recipes for a bolognese. (R) Nicola resolves to take control. Environmental journalist Lucy 8.00 EastEnders Denise confronts 7.30 Mastermind Specialist 7.30 Coronation Street Steve Seigle investigates the rise of Chelsea after Jack tells her subjects include The Hunger reacts angrily when Peter waste incineration in the UK, about the blackmail, Kim plays Games, and the essays and lets him down, and Ken offers examining how millions of matchmaker. Plus, Ruby decides journalism of George Orwell. Simon a sympathetic ear. tonnes of waste left out for she wants to move on, and a 8.00 Only Connect Victoria Coren 8.00 Love Your Garden Alan recycling ends up being burned. talent scout appears in Walford. Mitchell presents the first Titchmarsh and the team 8.30 Jamie: Keep Cooking 8.30 Would I Lie to You? (10/11) semi-final of the quiz show. head to Preston to meet family Family Favourites Jamie Previously unseen material from 8.30 University Challenge The facing an uncertain future, and Oliver prepares roasted pork the panel show, hosted by Rob quarter-final matches continue turn their garden into a music fillet smothered with pesto and Brydon, in which team captains as two teams of four students festival-inspired haven. (R) wrapped in prosciutto, served David Mitchell and Lee Mack compete to make it to the next 8.30 Coronation Street Peter fails with a bubbling, cheesy gnocchi and celebrity guests deceive stage of the competition. to persuade Steve to summon gratin, and a simple prawn curry, opponents with plausible lies. 9.00 Miss World 1970: Beauty medical help, and Simon warns served on a crispy rice cake. 9.00 MasterChef Former Queens and Bedlam Leanne not to cross Jacob. 9.00 24 Hours in A&E champions Irini Tzortzoglou Documentary looking at the 9.00 Unforgotten (3/6) Cassie and Documentary following life and Jane Devonshire judge story of the protest at the Sunny interview each of the inside an A&E department, today’s efforts, as five more contest, when protestors four suspects, who all deny focusing on patients and contestants prepare signature disrupted the event and started knowing the victim. Boulting their families, as well as the meals and dishes involving a feminist revolution in front discovers Walsh was cautioned work of the staff dealing their favourite ingredients. of an audience of millions. (R) three weeks before his death. with the emergencies. (R) 10.00 BBC News; Regional News 10.00 Funny Festival Live (2/5) 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather 10.00 Our Baby: A Modern 10.45 RuPaul’s Drag Race UK Stand-up performances by A fresh perspective on the Miracle Following transgender (8/10) The queens are asked to established and up-and-coming major stories of the day. couple Hannah and Jake Graf write and perform their own comedians, recorded in front of 10.30 Regional News; Weather as they start a family, from comedy stand-up routines, with a live virtual audience over three 10.45 Fergie’s Killer Dresser: their first meeting with a writer and comic Dawn French nights at a Covid-safe venue. The Jane Andrews Story surrogate to their baby’s birth joining Michelle Visage and 10.40 Harry Hill’s Lonely Island Documentary telling the story in the midst of lockdown. (R) Alan Carr on the judging panel. 10.45 Newsnight Analysis of the of Jane Andrews, the former 11.05pm The Undateables Emily is 11.45pm The Graham Norton Show day’s events, with Emily Maitlis. royal dresser who was convicted determined to find her first proper Line of Duty stars Vicky McClure and 11.30pm FILM Absolutely Fabulous: of murdering her boyfriend Tom boyfriend. (R) 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Adrian Dunbar talk about series six of The Movie (2016/15) Patsy and Edina Cressman in 2001, and released Nightmares USA. Chef Gordon Ramsay the crime drama. Daisy Ridley chats find themselves vilified by the entire on parole 14 years later. (R) heads to Charlie’s Italian bistro in La about starring in sci-fi adventure nation and have to flee the country. 11.45pm Piers Morgan’s Life Stories Verne, southern California. (R) 1.05 Chaos Walking, Bryan Cranston reflects Comedy, starring Jennifer Saunders Piers chats to actor and director Couples Come Dine with Me (R) on his role in the TV drama Your and Joanna Lumley. ★★★ 12.55am Rupert Everett. (R) 12.35am All Elite 2.05 The Supervet (R) 2.55 Fargo (R) Honor and Brit star Chiwetel Ejiofor Countryfile (R) 1.55 Inside Culture Wrestling: Dynamite 1.25 Home 3.45 George Clarke’s Old House, promotes his romantic comedy heist, with Mary Beard (R) 2.25 Forensics: Shopping 3.00 FYI Extra 3.15 This Time New Home (R) 4.40 Fifteen to One. Locked Down. (R) 12.35am Weather for The Real CSI (R) 3.25 For Love or Next Year (R) 4.05 ITV Nightscreen Quiz show. (R) 5.35 Kirstie’s Vintage the Week Ahead 12.40-6.00am News Money (R) 4.10-6.30am This Is BBC Two 5.05-6.00am Tipping Point. Quiz. (R) Gems (R) 5.50-6.30am Countdown (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad Monday GOLD Sky 110 Virgin 124 Channel 5 6.00am Teleshopping 7.35 My Hero 8.10 Are You MARCH 8 Being Served? 8.50 Still Open All Hours 9.30 Last FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 of the Summer Wine. Double bill. 10.50 6.00am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine dinnerladies 11.30 The Good Life 12.10pm The Green Green Grass 12.50 Are You Being Served? 11.15 George Clarke’s Build a New 1.30 Still Open All Hours 2.10 dinnerladies 2.50 Life in the Country (R) 12.15pm The Green Green Grass 3.30 Last of the Summer 5 News at Lunchtime 12.20 Wine 4.50 The Vicar of Dibley 7.00 Vicar of Our B&B Dream. Creating a Dibley: Inside Out 9.00 The Vicar of Dibley 9.40 Absolutely Fabulous 10.20 French and Saunders retreat with a holistic twist. (R) 11.00 The Royle Family 11.40 The Interviews 1.15 Home and Away See 6.00pm. 12.40am Absolutely Fabulous 1.20 French and 1.45 Neighbours See 5.30pm. Saunders 2.00 The Royle Family 2.40 The Rebel 3.15 Marley’s Ghosts 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 2.20 House of Deadly Secrets (2018/PG) Thriller, starring DAVE Sky 111 FV 19 Virgin 127 ★★★ 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Aussie Pickers 8.00 Angie Patterson. American Pickers 9.00 Storage Hunters UK. 4.00 Casualty 24/7: Every Second Double bill. 10.00 American Pickers. Double bill. Counts Following life in A&E 12.00noon Storage Hunters UK. Double bill. 1.00 at Barnsley Hospital. (R) Top Gear. Double bill. 3.00 Rick Stein’s Spain 4.00 Top Gear. Double bill. 6.00 Taskmaster 7.00 5.00 5 News at 5 The day’s headlines. Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA. Double bill. 8.00 5.30 Neighbours A horrified QI 9.00 Mel Giedroyc: Unforgivable 10.00 All Girls Unforgotten, ITV, 9pm Roxy decides to lay low. (R) Live at the Apollo 11.00 Meet the Richardsons. Triple bill. 1.00am Comedians Giving Lectures Don’t Hate the Playaz 3.05 FYI Extra 3.20 ITV2 Sopranos 8.00 Game of Thrones 9.00 Your 6.00 Home and Away Kieran begins 1.40 Insert Name Here. Double bill. 3.00 All Girls Nightscreen 3.30-7.00am Teleshopping Honor 10.10 FILM Notes From the Field. Anna to manipulate his loved ones. (R) Live at the Apollo 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 119 10 117 Deavere Smith brings her one-woman show of ITV3 Sky FV Virgin the same name to the screen. 11.55 Deadwood 6.30 5 News Tonight Headlines. Sky 143 FV 20 Virgin 130 6.00am Classic Coronation Street. Double bill. 1.05am Oz. Double bill. 3.25 Californication DRAMA 7.05 8.15 6.00am Teleshopping 7.15 Monarch of the Glen Classic Emmerdale. Double bill. 4.00-6.00am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 7.00 Gallagher Premiership 8.25 9.30 10.55 Heartbeat 9.20 Bless This House 9.50 Man About The Bill Classic Holby City Classic 10.25 12.40pm Rugby Highlights Action Casualty 12.00noon The Bill 1.00 Classic the House Agatha Christie’s Poirot SKY CINEMA PREMIERE 2.15 3.20 Heartbeat 1.45 Classic Emmerdale. Double bill. 301 401 from the 12th round of fixtures, EastEnders. Double bill. Soldier, Soldier 2.50 3.50 Sky Virgin All Creatures Great and Small 4.20 Lovejoy 5.25 Classic Coronation Street. Double bill. 6.05am Magic Arch (2020/PG) ★★★ 7.40 The including Exeter Chiefs v Bath 6.00 6.40 Inspector Morse 6.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot. Witches (2020/PG) ★★★★ 9.35 Human Capital Brush Strokes Are You Being Served? 10.00 11.05 at Sandy Park and Worcester Last of the Summer Wine. Double bill. 8.00 Double bill. Hatton Garden Scott & (2020/15) ★★★ 11.30 The Glorias (2020/15) ★★★ 10.00 Bailey 12.05am A Touch of Frost 2.10 ITV3 2.10pm Sister of the Groom (2020/15) ★★★ 4.00 Warriors v Bristol Bears at Inspector George Gently New Tricks 2.30-6.00am 11.20 Silent Witness 1.35am The Heart Guy Nightscreen Teleshopping Magic Arch (2020/PG) ★★★ 5.30 The Witches Kingsholm; 5 News Update ★★★★ 7.30 2.40 Mercy Street 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping Sky 116 FV 9/24 Virgin 107 (2020/PG) The Glorias (2020/15) 8.00 Traffic Cops Derbyshire’s BBC FOUR Biopic of Gloria Steinem. ★★★ 10.00 You 155 26 129 7.00pm Fred Dibnah’s World of Steam, Steel and ★★★ 11.40 Road Crime Unit uses YESTERDAY Sky FV Virgin 7.30 8.00 Should Have Left (2020/18) Fall of a 6.00am 8.00 Stone The Joy of Painting Fake or ★★★ 1.50am intelligence and surveillance Unearthing WWII. Double bill. Fortune? 9.00 The Story of Welsh Art 10.00 Kingdom (2019/15) State of Mind Royal Murder Mysteries 9.00 Underground 11.00 (2020/15) ★★★ 3.45 The Silencing (2020/15) tactics to crack down on 11.00 Women in Film: BBC Introducing Arts ★★★ 5.30-6.00am Worlds. Double bill. Great British Railway Amma Asante: Life Cinematic 12.00m’t Cindy Anon: Special suspected drug dealers, Journeys. Double bill. 12.00noon Antiques Sherman Untitled 1.00 The Joy of Painting Sky 313 FV 14 Virgin 428 receiving intelligence that a man Roadshow 1.00 Impossible Railways 2.00 Train 1.30 FILM4 3.00 4.00 Fred Dibnah’s World of Steam, Steel and 11.00am 12 Angry Men (1957/U) ★★★★★ Truckers Abandoned Engineering Stone 2.00-3.00am Fake or Fortune? is ferrying drugs into the county. World War Weird 5.00 The World at War 6.00 12.55pm 3:10 to Yuma (1957/PG) ★★★★★ Followed by 5 News Update Antiques Roadshow 7.00 Great British Railway Sky 106 Virgin 110 2.45 The Stranger (1946/PG) ★★★★ 4.40 The SKY ONE ★★★ 6.50 Journeys. Double bill. 8.00 World War Two From 6.00am Futurama. Double bill. 7.00 Wild Vets. Riddle of the Sands (1979/U) Belle 9.00 22 Kids & Counting (3/4) ★★★★ 9.00 Noel and Sue’s daughter Millie Above 9.00 War Factories 10.00 Steam Train Double bill. 8.00 Monkey Business. Double bill. (2013/12) Hidden Figures (2016/PG) Britain 11.00 The Two Ronnies 12.35am Shipwreck 9.00 The Dog Whisperer 10.00 Highway Patrol. ★★★★ 11.30 The Dressmaker (2015/12) ★★★ announces her pregnancy, and Secrets. Double bill. 2.25 Great British Railway Double bill. 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00pm 1.50-4.00am Skate Kitchen (2018/15) ★★★ 3.00-6.00am sister Chloe is put in charge of Journeys Teleshopping Hawaii Five-0 3.00 MacGyver 4.00 Modern TALKING PICTURES organising the baby shower, and 118 6 115 Family. Double bill. 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 ITV2 Sky FV Virgin Futurama. Double bill. 6.30 The Simpsons. Triple Sky 328 FV 81 Virgin 445 three generations of Radford 7.00am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 8.00 8.00 6.00am No Kidding (1960/PG) ★★★ 7.45 bill. A League of Their Own: European Road ★★★ 9.30 women gather to celebrate Emmerdale 8.30 Coronation Street 9.30 Trip 9.00 FILM Gone Girl (2014/18) Crime thriller, Guilt Is My Shadow (1950/PG) The the imminent arrival of Noel Supermarket Sweep 10.30 Love Bites 11.30 Dress with Ben Affleck. ★★★★ 11.45 Dating No Filter Adventures of William Tell 10.00 Catweazle 12.30pm 1.00 10.30 ★★ 11.40 and Sue’s sixth grandchild. to Impress Emmerdale Coronation 12.15am The Blacklist 1.10 A Discovery of Witches The Gentle Trap (1960/PG) The Street 2.00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.55 Love 2.10 Road Wars 3.05 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder Sound Barrier (1952/U) ★★★★ 2.00pm Enemy Bites 3.55 The Masked Singer US 4.55 Take Me 4.00 Highway Patrol 5.00-6.00am MacGyver at the Door 3.00 Through the Pyrenees to 10.00 Casualty 24/7: Every Out 6.00 Celebrity Catchphrase 7.00 You’ve Lourdes 3.15 Alaska Passage (1959/PG) ★★★ Second Counts Following Been Framed! Gold. Double bill. 8.00 Superstore. SKY ATLANTIC Sky 108 4.45 The Way We Live 6.00 Scales of Justice the work of medical emergency Double bill. 9.00 Love Island: Australia. Reality 6.00am Storm City 7.00 CSI: Crime Scene 6.35 Brighton Rock (1947/PG) ★★★★★ 8.25 show. 10.05 The Stand Up Sketch Show 10.35 Investigation. Double bill. 9.00 Ray Donovan. Jack the Ripper 10.25 Girl in Room 13 (1960/PG) teams in the A&E department Family Guy. Double bill. 11.30 American Dad!. Double bill. 11.15 Dexter. Double bill. 1.30pm CSI: ★★★ 12.00m’t The Go-Between (1971/PG) of Barnsley Hospital. (R) Double bill. 12.30am The Cleveland Show. Crime Scene Investigation. Double bill. 3.30 ★★★★ 2.20 The Night Caller (1965/15) ★★ 11.05pm Critical Condition Following Double bill. 1.25 Superstore. Double bill. 2.20 Boardwalk Empire. Double bill. 5.45 The 4.00 Shadows of Fear 5.00-6.00am The Rogues the work of medical staff at Stoke’s Royal University Hospital. (R) 12.05am Beacons 10.30 ITV News Cymru Wales 10.45 Aberystwyth. 6.57 Newyddion S4C 7.00 Heno Variations Sharp End 11.15-11.45pm Love Your Garden 7.30 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 8.00 Pobol y Plastic Surgery Knifemares. The 6.00am 12.05pm Cwm. A visit from his father only makes things BBC ONE WALES As BBC One except: S4C Cyw Newyddion S4C a’r secrets behind dermal lip fillers, Tywydd 12.15 Datganiad Covid-19 1.00 Gerddi worse for Mathew’s emotional wellbeing. 4.30-5.15pm The Bidding Room 6.30-7.00 BBC 8.25 investigating how social media has 8.30-9.00 Cymru 1.30 Llys Nini 2.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Sgwrs Dan y Lloer. Elin Fflur chats to Wales Today X-Ray. Consumer rights. 2.05 3.00 presenter Sarra Elgan. 8.55 Newyddion S4C driven a massive boom in the industry. 11.45pm-12.35am The Graham Norton Show Tywydd Prynhawn Da Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 3.05 Prif Weinidog Mewn a’r Tywydd 9.00 Ffermio. Agricultural issues. (R) 12.55 Entertainment News on 5 BBC TWO WALES As BBC Two except: Pandemig 4.00 Awr Fawr: Blociau Rhif 4.05 9.30 Cegin Bryn: Tir a Mor. Bryn Williams 1.00 The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show 9.00-10.00pm The Story of Welsh Art. How the Sbarc 4.20 Timpo 4.30 Digbi Draig 4.45 Gwdihw barbecues a freshly caught fish. 10.00 Hewlfa 3.00 Entertainment News on 5 3.10 dramatic landscape of Wales captivated Richard 5.00 Stwnsh: Mwy o Stwnsh Sadwrn 5.25 Drysor. Lisa Angharad and the Welsh Whisperer 11.30 Friends: double bill (R) 4.00 Ice Road Wilson. Miss World 1970: Beauty Queens Bernard 5.30 Sgorio Cymru 5.55 Ffeil 6.00 take their ‘Hewlfa Drysor’ to Brynamman to and Bedlam 12.35-12.55am Meerkat Manor Her yr Hinsawdd. Professor Siwan Davies’ see who will become car treasure hunt Truckers 5.35-6.00am House Doctor. ITV WALES As ITV except: 1.55-2.00pm journey takes her to the small islands of the champions. 11.00-11.35pm Arfordir Cymru: Bae A Regency house with an eccentric ITV News Cymru Wales 6.00-6.30 ITV News Maldives. 6.30 Ar Werth. Estate agent Iestyn Ceredigion. Bedwyr Rees concludes his journey interior in North Shields. (R) Wales at Six 8.00-8.30 A Year in the Life of the Leyshon markets an expensive property near by travelling from Llangrannog to Cardigan. BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Morning Live 6.30am My Unique B&B (R) 7.00 6.00am Good Morning Britain 6.30am Mike & Molly (R) 7.15 Cheers 10.00 Homes Under the Bargain Hunt (R) 7.45 Cornwall: 9.00 Lorraine Entertainment news. (R) 8.05 The King of Queens (R) Hammer 11.00 Crimewatch This Fishing Life (R) 8.45 10.00 This Morning Celebrity chat 9.05 Frasier (R) 10.35 Undercover Live 11.45 Defenders UK (R) Workout the Wright Way 9.00 and lifestyle features. Boss USA 11.35 Ramsay’s Kitchen Bargain Hunt (R) BBC News at 9 BBC News 12.15pm 10.00 Celebrity Nightmares USA (R) 12.30pm Politics Live. Updates. 12.30pm Loose Women Steph’s Packed Lunch 1.00 BBC News; Regional News 12.15pm interviews and topical debate. Daniel is invited to 1.00 Bitesize Daily Educational TV. 2.10 Countdown Word game. 1.45 Doctors 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News; Weather an unexpected meeting. 2.00 1066: A Year to Conquer 3.00 A Place in the Sun (R) 1.55 Regional News; Weather 2.15 Jimmy McGovern’s Moving England Documentary. (R) 4.00 A New Life in the Sun: Where On (2/5) A woman makes a 3.00 Further Back in Time for Dinner 2.00 Judge Rinder Real-life cases Are They Now? A brewery discovery about her late father. The family enter the 1910s. (R) in a studio courtroom. in France may have become 3.00 Escape to the Country An Essex 4.00 Best House in Town (R) 3.00 Tenable Members of a victims of its own success. couple look for a home in the 4.45 The Wonder of Animals (R) wheelchair basketball team 5.00 Four in a Bed Eddie and Karen take it in turns to find the Cotswold with Sonali Shah. 5.15 Flog It! Valuing antiques. (R) Deighton host in Wiltshire. answers to top 10 lists. 3.45 Ready Steady Cook Helping a 6.00 Richard Osman’s House of 5.30 Drawers Off Jon has a surprise. mother and daughter compete. Games With Mina Anwar, Glen 4.00 Tipping Point Coin-drop quiz. 6.00 The Simpsons Homer 4.30 The Bidding Room Items Moore, Kiri Pritchard-McLean 5.00 The Chase Contestants Paul, experiences hallucinations. (R) include a perfume bottle. (R) and Shaun Williamson. Beth, Mark and Emma take part. 6.30 Hollyoaks Cher does her best 5.15 Pointless Low-scoring quiz. (R) 6.30 My Unique B&B Converting 6.00 Regional News; Weather to convince everyone that she 6.00 BBC News; Regional News a drab old yurt into a B&B. 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather did not hurt Mercedes. (R) 7.00 The One Show Alex Jones 7.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Northern 7.00 Emmerdale Jimmy struggles 7.00 Channel 4 News Headlines. and Rylan Clark-Neal host Exposure Si King and Dave to keep it together as someone 7.55 Stand Up to Cancer: the live magazine show. Myers circumnavigate the has got it in for him and Nicola. Annoying for Longer A 7.30 EastEnders Ash and Peter Baltic Sea in search of the 7.30 For the Love of Britain tongue-in-cheek film in which agree to try again after their most exciting food in Europe, Actress Julie Walters is joined the partners and families of disastrous date. Lucas overhears beginning with Poland, where by Ben Fogle, Ray Mears, Robson people living with cancer have Chelsea arguing with Jack. they create sausages. (R) Green and Liz Bonnin to a little moan about their loved 7.50 Holby City Chloe is 8.00 Interior Design Masters explore the mountains, valleys ones’ annoying habits. suspended, unable to explain with Alan Carr The four and beaches of Wales. 8.00 The Great Celebrity Bake why one of her patients died. remaining designers are 8.00 Million Pound Pawn (3/3) Off for Stand Up to Sahira considers bumping her challenged to transform two Fashion designer Nina takes Cancer Star Wars actress Daisy father up the transplant list. hair salons in Richmond, her Russian artwork to Ray at Ridley, comedian Rob Beckett, 8.30 Island Medics A farmer and London, as they fight for Suttons and Robertson’s in singer Alexandra Burke and his daughter are both injured a place in the semi-finals. London with hopes that her comedian Tom Allen tackle just as the busy sheep-shearing 9.00 DNA Family Secrets (2/4) paintings have gone up in price. three baking challenges season begins, and a crofter has Stacey Dooley helps people 9.00 Long Lost Family: What in the name of charity. to have a kidney removed. (R) answer life-changing questions Happened Next Davina 9.15 The Celebrity Circle for 9.00 Caroline Aherne at the by examining their DNA. This McCall and Nicky Campbell Stand Up to Cancer (1/6) BBC A celebration of writer and time, she meets Duri, who catch up with Jean Smith, who Famous faces including Denise actress Caroline Aherne. (R) fears she may carry a potentially had spent a lifetime longing to van Outen, Duncan James, Lady 9.30 The Royle Family fatal genetic mutation and find her American Air Force Leshurr, Kaye Adams and Nadia The morning of the wedding wants to test her DNA to see father. Later, Davina and Nicky Sawalha enter the apartment arrives and it is not just Denise’s if she could suffer from the revisit Annie Sims, who they block where they communicate nerves that are on edge. (R) same disease as her mother. helped look for her mother. only by social media. 10.00 BBC News; Regional News 10.00 Funny Festival Live (3/5) 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather 10.30 The Sex Clinic Personal 10.45 Bates Motel (5&6/10) Double Stand-up performances by 10.30 Regional News; Weather trainer Tracy seeks help as she is bill. A contented Norman comedians, recorded in front 10.45 The Jonathan Ross Show: concerned that she might be a returns home, having spent the of a live virtual audience over Special Guests Featuring sex addict, while barman Tom night with Bradley, to find that three nights at a Covid-safe Madonna, Peter Kay, the needs an STI test and Jordan his mother is in jail, arrested for venue in South London. Spice Girls, Harrison Ford, is worried about a suspicious the murder of Keith Summers; 10.40 Harry Hill’s Lonely Island Glenn Close and Bear Grylls. (R) lump on his backside. (R) Dylan tells Gil what happened 10.45 Newsnight Analysis of the 11.15pm Made in Britain Featuring a 11.35pm Let’s Talk About Sex Examining to Ethan and gets a new partner day’s events, with Emily Maitlis. company manufacturing the hand- Britains changing attitude to sex and – Remo – while Norma has a 11.30pm FILM Alan Partridge: Alpha sewn Union Jacks seen flying over sex education. (R) 12.35am Ramsay’s hard time accepting that Shelby Papa (2013/15) The hapless local radio Buckingham Palace, and a Devon forge Kitchen Nightmares USA. Gordon kept Jiao a prisoner in his DJ ends up in the middle of a siege that produces wood burning stoves. Ramsay heads to Baltimore, Maryland. basement. Emma wants to call when a colleague responds to being Plus, an insight into the creation of (R) 1.25 The Great Pottery Throw Down the FBI to tell them about the fired by taking hostages. Comedy, handmade marbles and the secret (R) 2.20 George Clarke’s Amazing sex ring, but Norma wants to starring Steve Coogan, Colm Meaney recipe of a British kitchen cupboard Spaces (R) 3.15 The Handmaid’s Tale (R) get Keith Summers’ belt from and Felicity Montagu. ★★★★ 1.00am staple dating back almost 200 years. (R) 4.15 Fifteen to One. Quiz show. (R) 5.05 Shelby before they do anything. Your Garden Made Perfect (R) 2.00 12.10am Home Shopping 3.00 FYI Extra Jamie: Keep Cooking and Carry On (R) 12.10am Weather for the Week Ahead Amazing Hotels: Life Beyond the 3.15 ITV Nightscreen 5.05-6.00am 5.35 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures (R) 12.15-6.00am BBC News. Headlines. Lobby (R) 3.00-6.30am This Is BBC Two Tipping Point. Coin-drop quiz. (R) 5.50-6.30am Countdown (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad Tuesday GOLD Sky 110 Virgin 124 Channel 5 6.00am Teleshopping 7.15 My Hero 8.20 Are You MARCH 9 Being Served? 9.00 Still Open All Hours 9.40 Last FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 of the Summer Wine. Double bill. 11.00 6.00am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine dinnerladies 11.40 The Good Life 12.20pm The Green Green Grass 1.00 Are You Being Served? 11.15 George Clarke’s Build a New 1.40 Still Open All Hours 2.20 dinnerladies 3.00 Life in the Country. An old tin The Green Green Grass 3.40 The Good Life 4.20 church on the Isle of Seil. (R) Last of the Summer Wine. Double bill. 5.35 Are 12.15pm 5 News at Lunchtime You Being Served? 6.15 The Good Life 6.55 Still Open All Hours 7.30 The Green Green Grass 8.10 12.20 Our B&B Dream (R) The Vicar of Dibley 9.00 dinnerladies 9.40 1.15 Home and Away See 6.00pm. Absolutely Fabulous 10.20 French and Saunders 1.45 Neighbours See 5.30pm. 11.00 The Royle Family 11.40 The Vicar of Dibley 12.35am Absolutely Fabulous 1.15 French and 2.20 The Beach Murders: Garage Saunders 1.55 The Royle Family 2.40 The Rebel Sale Mystery (2017/PG) Drama, 3.15 Marley’s Ghosts 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping ★★★★ starring Lori Loughlin. DAVE Sky 111 FV 19 Virgin 127 4.00 Casualty 24/7: Every Second 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Aussie Pickers 8.00 Counts A man with a suspected American Pickers 9.00 Storage Hunters UK. case of sepsis is treated. (R) Double bill. 10.00 American Pickers. Double bill. 12.00noon Storage Hunters UK. Double bill. 1.00 5.00 5 News at 5 The day’s headlines. Top Gear. Double bill. 3.00 Rick Stein’s Spain 4.00 The Great Celebrity Bake Off for Stand Up to Cancer, Channel 4, 8pm 5.30 Neighbours Sheila manages Top Gear. Double bill. 6.00 Taskmaster 7.00 to talk Roxy out of leaving. (R) Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA. Double bill. 8.00 Would I Lie to You? 8.40 QI XL. Double bill. Tracey! 2.45 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Boardwalk Empire. Double bill. 5.45 The 6.00 Home and Away Bella finally 10.00 Mel Giedroyc: Unforgivable 11.00 Records 3.15 FYI Extra 3.30-7.00am Teleshopping Sopranos. Double bill. 7.55 Game of Thrones 9.00 Your Honor 10.15 Devils 11.15 Six Feet Under. enters Colby’s old room. (R) Hypothetical 12.00m’t Mock the Week 12.40 QI ITV3 Sky 119 FV 10 Virgin 117 XL. Double bill. 2.00 Would I Lie to You? 2.45 Double bill. 1.35am Oz. Double bill. 4.00-6.00am 6.30 5 News Tonight Headlines. 6.00am Classic Coronation Street. Double bill. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Double bill. Mel Giedroyc: Unforgivable 3.30 Whose Line Is It 7.05 8.15 4.00-6.00am Classic Emmerdale. Double bill. 7.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Anyway? USA Teleshopping Heartbeat 9.20 Bless This House 9.50 Man About SKY CINEMA PREMIERE DRAMA 143 20 130 the House 10.25 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 12.40pm Sky 301 Virgin 401 A patient arrives concerned Sky FV Virgin 1.45 about ongoing chest pains, 6.00am Teleshopping 7.15 Monarch of the Glen Heartbeat Classic Emmerdale. Double bill. 6.00am The Witches (2020/PG) ★★★★ 7.55 8.25 9.30 10.55 2.50 Classic Coronation Street. Double bill. 3.50 Magic Arch (2020/PG) ★★★ 9.25 The Glorias The Bill Classic Holby City Classic 6.00 which he is convinced is a side Casualty 12.00noon The Bill 1.00 Classic Inspector Morse Agatha Christie’s Poirot (2020/15) ★★★ 11.55 Chronical: 2067 (2020/15) effect from his blood pressure 2.15 3.20 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Hatton Garden ★★★ 1.55pm The Silencing (2020/15) ★★★ 3.35 EastEnders Soldier, Soldier All Creatures 11.00 12.05am Great and Small 4.20 Lovejoy 5.20 Brush Strokes Scott & Bailey A Touch of Frost The Witches (2020/PG) ★★★★ 5.30 The Glorias medicine and is desperate for 2.10 ITV3 Nightscreen 2.30-6.00am Teleshopping answers. Followed by 5 News 6.00 Are You Being Served? 6.40 Last of the (2020/15) ★★★ 8.00 Chronical: 2067 (2020/15) Summer Wine 8.00 The Inspector Lynley BBC FOUR 116 9 24 107 Premiere. Sci-fi drama. ★★★ 10.00 Human Sky FV / Virgin ★★★ 11.45 8.00 Dogs Behaving (Very) Mysteries 10.00 New Tricks 11.20 Silent Witness 7.00pm Capital (2020/15) Mafia Inc (2019/18) Fred Dibnah’s World of Steam, Steel ★★★★ 2.20am State of Mind (2020/15) ★★★ Badly (10/12) Master dog trainer 1.35am The Bill 2.30-4.00am The Heart Guy and Stone 7.30 The Joy of Painting 8.00 Yes 8.30 4.25-6.00am Magic Arch (2020/PG) ★★★ Graeme Hall meets a couple YESTERDAY Sky 155 FV 26 Virgin 129 Minister The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin 9.00 Mars – A Traveller’s Guide: Horizon who are struggling to walk their 6.00am Princess Margaret: The Rebel Royal 8.00 FILM4 Sky 313 FV 14 Virgin 428 10.00 Mission to Mars: A Horizon Special 11.00 11.00am Legend of the Lost (1957/U) ★★ dogs on and off the lead, and Royal Murder Mysteries 9.00 Underground 12.00m’t 11.00 Britain and the Sea Man in Room 301. 1.10pm A Day to Remember (1953/U) ★★★ 2.55 are worried their pets may end Worlds Great British Railway Journeys. Double bill. 1.40 The Joy of Painting 2.05 Fred Double bill. 12.00noon Antiques Roadshow 1.00 Samson and Delilah (1949/U) ★★★★ 5.30 up in danger after chasing 2.00 3.00 Dibnah’s World of Steam, Steel and Stone Tomahawk (1951/PG) ★★★★ 7.10 Legend (1985/ Impossible Railways Train Truckers 2.35-3.40am Mars – A Traveller’s Guide: Horizon livestock in farmer’s fields. Abandoned Engineering 4.00 World War Weird PG) ★★★★ 9.00 Dawn of the Planet of the Followed by 5 News Update 5.00 The World at War 6.00 Antiques Roadshow SKY ONE Sky 106 Virgin 110 Apes (2014/12) ★★★★ 11.35 Stratton (2017/15) 9.00 Ben Fogle: New Lives in the 7.00 Great British Railway Journeys. Double bill. 6.00am Futurama. Double bill. 7.00 Wild Vets. ★★★ 1.25-3.55am Neds (2010/18) ★★★★ 8.00 The Architecture The Railways Built 9.00 Double bill. 8.00 Monkey Business. Double bill. TALKING PICTURES Wild (4/6) Ben Fogle journeys Bangers and Cash. Double bill. 11.00 One Foot in 9.00 The Dog Whisperer 10.00 Highway Patrol. to Fair Isle, the most remote the Grave. Triple bill. 1.00am Shipwreck Secrets. 11.00 Sky 328 FV 81 Virgin 445 Double bill. NCIS: Los Angeles. Double bill. 6.00am Double bill. 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0. Double bill. 3.00 Development of The English Railways inhabited island in the UK, 6.10 The Boy Who Stole a Million (1960/PG) 118 6 115 MacGyver 4.00 Modern Family. Double bill. 5.00 where he is reunited with ITV2 Sky FV Virgin 5.30 6.30 ★★★ 7.50 Nothing Barred (1961/U) ★★★ The Simpsons Futurama. Double bill. 9.30 10.00 Tommy, an American who 7.00am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 8.00 The Simpsons. Triple bill. 8.00 A League of Their The Adventures of Robin Hood has lived in an off-the-grid Emmerdale 8.30 Coronation Street 9.30 Own 9.00 The Blacklist 10.00 Karl Pilkington: Catweazle 10.30 High Tide at Noon (1957/PG) 10.30 11.30 ★★★ 12.35pm ★★★ stone cottage for 15 years. Supermarket Sweep Love Bites Dress The Moaning of Life 11.00 SEAL Team 12.00m’t Stop Press Girl (1949/U) to Impress 12.30pm Emmerdale 1.00 Coronation The Force: North East 1.00 Road Wars 2.00 Brit 2.15 Glimpses: A Works Group Day Out in the Street. Double bill. 2.00 The Ellen DeGeneres Cops: Law & Disorder 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 50s 2.20 Left Right and Centre (1959/U) ★★ 10.00 Inside Chernobyl with Ben Show 2.55 Love Bites 3.55 The Masked Singer US 4.00 Highway Patrol 5.00-6.00am MacGyver 4.10 No Room at the Inn (1948/PG) ★★★ 5.50 Fogle Over three decades after 4.50 Take Me Out 6.00 Catchphrase Celebrity The Hospital Nurse 6.00 Scales of Justice 6.35 the world’s most devastating Special 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold. Double SKY ATLANTIC Sky 108 Miracle in Soho (1957/U) ★★ 8.35 Jack the bill. 8.00 Superstore. Double bill. 9.00 Love 6.00am Storm City 7.00 CSI: Crime Scene Ripper 10.35 All in a Night’s Work (1961/U) ★★ nuclear accident, Ben Fogle Island: Australia 10.05 Family Guy. Triple bill. 11.30 Investigation. Double bill. 9.00 Ray Donovan. 12.25am Master Spy (1964/U) ★★ 1.50 A Touch spends a week living alone American Dad!. Double bill. 12.30am Superstore. Double bill. 11.15 Dexter. Double bill. 1.30pm CSI: of Love (1969/15) ★★ 3.55 Report On Litter inside the Chernobyl exclusion Double bill. 1.25 Don’t Hate the Playaz 2.05 Hey Crime Scene Investigation. Double bill. 3.30 4.00 Budgie 5.00-6.00am Stagecoach West zone. Throughout the expedition, Ben ventures inside Variations ITV WALES As ITV except: 1.55-2.00pm ITV Carwyn is regarded as a local hero following the ruins of a nearby hospital, News Cymru Wales 6.00-6.30 ITV News Wales the drugs raid. 6.57 Newyddion S4C 7.00 Heno 7.30-8.00 10.30 7.30 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 8.00 Pobol y As BBC One except: at Six Coast & Country ITV and explores the deserted BBC ONE WALES News Cymru Wales 10.45-11.15pm Face to Face Cwm. Iolo confides in Tyler that he has found 11.45am X-Ray 12.15-1.00pm Bargain Hunt 8.25 radioactive remains of the 6.30-7.00 8.30-9.00 S4C 6.00am Cyw 12.00noon Newyddion a lump. Rownd a Rownd. Mathew has a BBC Wales Today Would I near-miss with his car. 8.55 Newyddion S4C a’r ghost town of Pripyat. (R) 10.35 S4C a’r Tywydd 12.05 Taith Fawr y Dyn Bach Lie to You? Unseen material. BBC Wales 12.30 1.00 1.30 2.00 Tywydd 9.00 Y Llinell Las. The documentary 11.05 Heno Ar y Lein Ffermio 11.25pm Greatest TV Moments of the Live Bates Motel. Double bill. A contented Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 2.05 Prynhawn Da focuses on the dangers of the job. 9.30 Ffilmiau 80s A look back at the most popular Norman returns home, having spent the night 3.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 3.05 Iaith ar Ddoe. Dilwyn Morgan, Tony Llewelyn and TV shows of 1989, including Bread and with Bradley; Dylan tells Gil what happened Daith 4.00 Awr Fawr: Helo, Shwmae? 4.25 Sali Siwan Haf enjoy early slapstick comedies and 12.35-6.00am The Bill. (R) 1.15am The 21.co.uk Live to Ethan. BBC News Mali 4.30 Anifeiliaid Bach y Byd 4.40 Cacamwnci nostalgic home-movies. 10.00 Y Godinebwr. BBC TWO WALES As BBC Two except: 5.00 Stwnsh: Dennis a Dannedd 5.10 Y Barf 5.35 Willem takes responsibility for organising Casino Show 3.15 Friends: double bill 3.00pm First Minister’s Questions 3.50 Further Byd Rwtsh Dai Potsh 5.45 Oi! Osgar 5.55 Ffeil Couwenberg’s shady deals. Last in the series. (R) 4.00 Ice Road Truckers: double bill Back in Time for Dinner 4.50 Best House in 6.00 Natur a Ni. Daniel Jenkins-Jones learns 11.00-11.35pm Bois y Pizza. Jez and Ieuan arrive 5.35-6.00am House Doctor (R) Town. Homeowners in York. 5.35-6.00pm Flog It! more about birdsong. 6.30 Rownd a Rownd. in Italy, the spiritual home of the pizza. BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Morning Live 6.30am My Unique B&B (R) 7.00 6.00am Good Morning Britain 6.30am Mike & Molly (R) 7.15 Cheers 10.00 Homes Under the Bargain Hunt (R) 7.45 Sign 9.00 Lorraine Entertainment news. (R) 8.05 The King of Queens (R) Hammer (R) 11.00 Crimewatch Zone: My Unique B&B (R) 8.45 10.00 This Morning Celebrity chat 9.05 Frasier (R) 10.35 Undercover Live 11.45 Defenders UK (R) Workout the Wright Way 9.00 and lifestyle features. Boss USA 11.35 Ramsay’s Kitchen 12.15pm Bargain Hunt (R) BBC News at 9 10.00 BBC News. Celebrity Nightmares USA (R) 12.30pm Headlines. Politics Live 12.30pm Loose Women 1.00 BBC News; Regional News 11.15 interviews and topical debate. Steph’s Packed Lunch 1.00pm Bitesize Daily Educational TV. Gameshow. 1.45 Doctors Daniel becomes 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News; Weather 2.10 Countdown 2.00 1066: A Year to Conquer 3.00 A Place in the Sun (R) involved in a hunger strike. 1.55 Regional News; Weather England Documentary. (R) 2.15 Jimmy McGovern’s Moving On Real-life cases. 4.00 A New Life in the Sun: Where 3.00 Further Back in Time for Dinner 2.00 Judge Rinder Are They Now? A Spanish (3/5) A divorcee finds a new 3.00 Tenable A team of friends from lease of life. Les Dennis stars. The family enters the 1920s. (R) cookery school whose owners 4.00 Best House in Town Three semi- Dudley take part in the quiz. took an expensive gamble. 3.00 Escape to the Country (R) detached homes in York. (R) 4.00 Tipping Point Coin-drop quiz. 5.00 Four in a Bed The Bell Inn, 3.45 Ready Steady Cook A mother 4.45 The Wonder of Animals How 5.00 The Chase Contestants Mike, in Thorpe-le-Soken, Essex. and son take to the kitchen. big cats are built to hunt. (R) Clare, Aamna and Antony work 5.30 Drawers Off Jilly’s abstract 4.30 The Bidding Room Auctions. (R) 5.15 Flog It! In Nottinghamshire. (R) as a team to take on the Chaser. style raises a few eyebrows. 5.15 Pointless Low-scoring quiz. (R) 6.00 Richard Osman’s House of 6.00 Regional News; Weather 6.00 The Simpsons Homer claims he 6.00 BBC News; Regional News Games With Mina Anwar. 6.25 Party Political Broadcast encountered an extraterrestrial 6.55 Party Political Broadcast 6.30 My Unique B&B Transforming By the Liberal Democrats. on a drunken walk home. (R) By the Liberal Democrats. (R) an attic into a writer’s retreat. 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather 6.30 Hollyoaks Mandy returns. (R) 7.00 The One Show Alex Jones 7.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Northern 7.00 Emmerdale Jimmy and 7.00 Channel 4 News Headlines. and Rylan Clark-Neal host. Exposure Dave and Si travel to Nicola continue to be watched, 7.55 Rebecca’s Story: Stand 7.30 I Can’t Say My Name: the Baltic States, exploring the and Manpreet feels guilty. Up to Cancer A short film Stammering in the sights, sounds and tastes of 7.30 Coronation Street Lucas about 14-year-old Rebecca, who Spotlight Felicity Baker reveals Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia. (R) invites Carla to start a new life in has had cancer four times. (R) what it is like to live with a 8.00 Inside the Factory Gregg Devon. Todd makes a discovery 8.00 Kirstie and Phil’s Love It stammer. Among those she Wallace visits a bakery that about Rhydian. Tyrone consoles or List It: Brilliant Builds meets is Michael Palin, whose produces 180,000 Cornish Alina following a bereavement. Kirstie and Phil look back at father had the condition pasties a day, and discovers the 8.00 Heathrow: Britain’s Busiest two couples who could not but never spoke about it. rule pastries must comply with Airport As the Covid-19 decide what to do about their 8.00 The Repair Shop The team to genuinely be considered pandemic grips the nation, bungalows in Purley, Croydon, get to work on a crumbling Cornish. Cherry Healey learns cameras follow life at Heathrow, and Larne in Northern Ireland. cast-iron garden gate, a about the science of onions. (R) as depleted staff members fight 9.00 The Celebrity Circle for wristwatch awarded for bravery 9.00 The Terror (3/10) Crozier to keep the airport going. Stand Up to Cancer (2/6) in the First World War, a demands that Franklin send out 8.30 Coronation Street Peter The famous faces continue the threadbare rocking chair and a a sledge party to seek help, but encourages Carla to follow her charity version of the show in vintage penny arcade game. he is reluctant to risk any more heart. Sean is taken in by which apartment block guests 9.00 Gordon Ramsay’s Bank of his men. The resulting clash Rhydian’s flattery. Corey voices communicate with each other Balance (7/9) Partners Caroline leads Franklin to condemn his disgust at Asha and Nina. by social media, hoping to and Andrew, and brothers Sam Crozier for his alcoholism, 9.00 DNA Journey (1/3) Eight become the most popular and Sassan, are the latest to prompting his old friend to take celebrities prepare to embark celebrity. 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Ahead 12.15-6.00am BBC News Cook (R) 4.50-6.30am This Is BBC Two Point. Coin-drop quiz show. (R) Quiz. (R) 5.50-6.30am Countdown (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad Wednesday GOLD Sky 110 Virgin 124 Channel 5 6.00am Teleshopping 7.15 My Hero. Double bill. MARCH 10 8.20 Are You Being Served? 9.00 Still Open All FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 Hours 9.40 Last of the Summer Wine. Double 6.00am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine bill. 11.00 dinnerladies 11.35 The Good Life 12.15pm The Green Green Grass 12.55 Are You 11.15 George Clarke’s Build Being Served? 1.35 Still Open All Hours 2.15 a New Life in the Country (R) dinnerladies 2.55 The Green Green Grass 3.35 12.15pm 5 News at Lunchtime The Good Life 4.15 Last of the Summer Wine. 12.20 Our B&B Dream (R) Double bill. 5.35 Are You Being Served? 6.15 The Good Life 6.55 Still Open All Hours 7.30 The 1.15 Home and Away See 6.00pm. 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Double bill. 8.15 The Glorias (2020/15) ★★★ 10.30 The Witches 6.00am 7.15 Heartbeat 9.20 Bless This House 9.50 Man About (2020/PG) ★★★★ 12.30pm Magic Arch (2020/ Railway Journeys Trips across Teleshopping Monarch of the 10.25 12.40pm regions of the globe, seen Glen 8.25 The Bill 9.30 Classic Holby City 10.55 the House Agatha Christie’s Poirot PG) ★★★ 2.00 Human Capital (2020/15) ★★★ 12.00noon 1.00 Heartbeat 1.45 Classic Emmerdale. Double bill. 3.50 Chronical: 2067 (2020/15) ★★★ 5.50 Fall of a Classic Casualty The Bill Classic 2.50 through the characters who EastEnders. Double bill. 2.15 Soldier, Soldier 3.20 Classic Coronation Street. Double bill. Kingdom (2019/15) ★★★ 8.00 The Witches travel, work and live in them. 4.20 5.20 3.55 Inspector Morse 6.00 Agatha Christie’s (2020/PG) Fantasy, with Anne Hathaway. ★★★★ All Creatures Great and Small Lovejoy 8.00 10.00 11.00 Narrated by Bill Nighy. (R) Brush Strokes 6.00 Are You Being Served? 6.40 Poirot Endeavour Hatton Garden 10.00 Gutterbug (2019/18) ★★★ 11.50 The Glorias 8.00 Scott & Bailey 12.05am A Touch of Frost 2.10 (2020/15) ★★★ 2.30am Mafia Inc (2019/18) Followed by 5 News Update Last of the Summer Wine Judge John Deed 2.30-6.00am 10.00 New Tricks 11.10 Silent Witness 1.25am The ITV3 Nightscreen Teleshopping ★★★★ 4.55-6.00am Must See Movies 2021

8.00 Police Interceptors Bill 2.30 Heart Guy 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping BBC FOUR Sky 116 FV 9/24 Virgin 107 FILM4 313 14 428 (1/15) Documentary series Sky FV Virgin YESTERDAY 155 26 129 7.00pm Fred Dibnah’s World of Steam, Steel and 11.00am Pony Express (1953/U) ★★ 1.05pm The Sky FV Virgin 7.30 8.00 featuring exclusive access to 6.00am 7.10 Stone The Joy of Painting Armada – 12 Long Memory (1952/PG) ★★ 3.00 Detective Secrets of Highclere Castle Secrets Days to Save England 9.00 Elizabeth R 10.30 Nottinghamshire’s traffic units. of Chatsworth House 8.00 Royal Murder Story (1951/12) ★★★★ 5.05 Apache Uprising Elizabeth I’s Secret Agents 11.30 The Story of (1965/PG) ★★ 6.55 Home Alone (1990/PG) The firearms team mobilises to Mysteries 9.00 Underground Worlds. Double bill. 12.30am 11.00 Welsh Art Women in Film: BBC ★★★★ 9.00 Taken (2008/15) Thriller, starring tackle a suspect armed with a Great British Railway Journeys. Double bill. Introducing Arts 1.30 The Joy of Painting 2.00 12.00noon Antiques Roadshow 1.00 Impossible Liam Neeson. ★★★ 10.50 Cowboys & Aliens pistol. Followed by 5 News 2.00 3.00 Fred Dibnah’s World of Steam, Steel and Stone (2011/12) ★★★ 1.10-3.55am Eden (2014/15) ★★★ Railways Train Truckers Abandoned 2.30-3.30am Armada – 12 Days to Save England 9.00 Lost Boy: The Killing of Engineering 4.00 World War Weird 5.00 The TALKING PICTURES World at War 6.00 Antiques Roadshow 7.00 SKY ONE 106 110 James Bulger Part one of two. Sky Virgin 328 81 445 This two-part documentary tells Great British Railway Journeys. Double bill. 8.00 6.00am Futurama 7.00 Wild Vets 8.00 Monkey Sky FV Virgin Abandoned Engineering 9.00 One Foot in the 9.00 6.00am Popeye the Sailor: Bride and Gloom 6.10 Business. Double bill. The Dog Whisperer 6.30 the definitive story of the case, Grave. Triple bill. 11.00 ’Allo ’Allo!. Triple bill. 10.00 Highway Patrol 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles Zorro’s Black Whip Go Kart Go (1964/U) examining in forensic detail 12.40am Shipwreck Secrets 2.35 Great British 1.00pm 3.00 4.00 ★★★ 7.45 The Lone Ranger 8.15 Flash Gordon Hawaii Five-0 MacGyver 8.40 Railway Journeys 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping Modern Family 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama Conquers the Universe Private Snafuperman what happened on that tragic 8.50 Superman 9.00 Twist or Stick 9.30 The 118 6 115 6.30 The Simpsons. Triple bill. 8.00 Rob & day, how the young killers were ITV2 Sky FV Virgin 9.00 10.00 FILM Adventures of Sir Lancelot 10.00 Catweazle Romesh vs Fashion SEAL Team 10.30 10.45 caught and the devastating 7.00am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 8.00 Looper (2012/15) Sci-fi thriller, with Joseph Ice Champions Another Shore legacy of the murder on James’s Emmerdale 8.30 You’ve Been Framed! To the Gordon-Levitt. ★★★★★ 12.15am SAS Red (1948/U) ★★ 12.20pm Violent Playground (1958/ 9.30 10.30 ★★★ 2.30 3.00 family and the community. Max! Supermarket Sweep Love Bites Notice Special 12.45 Dating No Filter 1.15 Resident PG) Rooms London Airport early 11.30 Dress to Impress 12.30pm Emmerdale 1.00 Alien 2.10 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.05 Hawaii Five-0 1960s: Glimpses 3.25 Lucy Gallant (1955/U) ★★★ You’ve Been Framed! Kingsize! 2.00 The Ellen 4.00 Highway Patrol 5.00-6.00am MacGyver 5.30 Rooms 6.00 Scales of Justice 6.35 IWM: 10.30 Extraordinary Medical DeGeneres Show 2.55 Love Bites 3.55 The Dangerous Comment 6.50 The Edgar Wallace Mysteries: Desperate for a Masked Singer US 4.50 Take Me Out 6.00 SKY ATLANTIC Sky 108 Mystery Theatre 8.00 Rumpole of the Bailey Cure Physiological puzzles, Catchphrase Celebrity Special 7.00 You’ve Been 6.00am Storm City 7.00 CSI: Crime Scene 9.05 The Color of Money (1986/15) ★★★★ Framed! Gold. Double bill. 8.00 Superstore. Investigation 9.00 Ray Donovan 11.15 Dexter 11.35 Blood from the Mummy’s Tomb (1971/15) including a woman who cannot Double bill. 9.00 Love Island: Australia 10.05 1.30pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 3.30 ★★★ 1.25am This Property Is Condemned stop shaking, another whose Family Guy. Triple bill. 11.30 American Dad! Boardwalk Empire 5.45 The Sopranos 7.55 Game (1966/12) ★★★ 3.35 They Stand Ready 4.00 weight doubled in 18 months Double bill. 12.30am Superstore. Double bill. of Thrones 9.00 Devils 10.00 The Wire 12.10am Callan 5.00-6.00am Target: The Corruptors and an air stewardess with sickness and disorientation. (R) Variations S4C 6.00am Cyw 11.00 Dysgu Gyda Cyw: Peppa Rhyddfrydol. By the Liberal Democrats. 6.30 11.05 Cymylaubychain 11.15 Tili a’i Ffrindiau 11.30 Cwpwrdd Epic Chris. 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Kitchen Nightmares USA (R) BBC News 12.15pm Politics Live 12.30pm Steph’s Packed Lunch 1.00 BBC News; Regional News 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News; Weather 1.00 Bitesize Daily Educational TV. 2.10 Countdown Word game. 1.45 Doctors Daniel’s fears for Anita. 1.55 Regional News; Weather 2.00 Further Back in Time for Dinner 3.00 A Place in the Sun (R) 2.15 Jimmy McGovern’s Moving On 2.00 Judge Rinder Real-life cases. (4/5) A gifted, but impoverished, Documentary double bill. (R) 4.00 A New Life in the Sun: 4.00 Best House in Town In York. (R) 3.00 Tenable Choir singers tackle a Where Are They Now? (R) student is made homeless. series of Top 10 questions. 3.00 Escape to the Country (R) 4.45 The Wonder of Animals (R) 5.00 Four in a Bed The contenders 4.00 Tipping Point Ben Shephard make their way to Frasers Guest Married 5.15 Flog It! From Crowcombe 3.45 Ready Steady Cook Court, Somerset. (R) hosts the arcade-themed quiz. 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Wallace and John Torode are Providing inspiration are Helen restrictions ease, Martin Lewis 9.00 The Celebrity Circle for joined by 2015 contestants Elks-Smith and Pip Probert. looks at what the latest rule Stand Up to Cancer (3/6) Simon Wood and Tony Rodd. 9.00 Amazing Hotels: Life changes mean for your finances. Famous faces compete to be 9.00 Gordon Ramsay’s Bank Beyond the Lobby (6/6) 9.00 Return to Dunblane with crowned The Circle’s most Balance (8/9) Contestants Sam Giles Coren and Monica Lorraine Kelly The presenter popular celebrity player. The and Sassan, twin sisters Margaret Galetti work at London’s reflects on life in the Scottish game heats up as alliances form and Ann, and Paul and Stu Shangri-La Hotel. Their town of Dunblane, 25 years and suspicions increase, demonstrate knowledge and expectations are blown away after 16 school children Charlotte Crosby joins The nerve to triumph in the by the hotel that makes guests’ and their teacher were Celebrity Circle, and a catfish unpredictable gameshow. personal moments special. murdered by a lone gunman. makes a terrible mistake. 10.00 BBC News; Regional News 10.00 Funny Festival Live (5/5) 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather 10.00 Naked Attraction 10.45 Question Time Journalist Stand-up performances by 10.30 Regional News; Weather A 23-year-old virgin from Fiona Bruce presents the topical established and up-and-coming 10.45 It’ll Be Alright on the Kent picks a partner from six debate, inviting a panel of comedians, recorded in front Night Compilation of clangers, nude candidates, and a woman politicians and other guests of a live virtual audience over gaffes and fluffed cues. Clips who wants to have a baby to answer questions from a three nights at a Covid-safe include Olly Murs being attacked before she turns 30 goes in virtual audience on subjects venue in London. Last in series. by a fly on The Voice. (R) search of a potential father. (R) that have made the headlines 10.40 Harry Hill’s Lonely Island 11.40pm Tenable A team of choir 11.05pm Gogglebox Opinions on the over the past week. 10.45 Newsnight The day’s events, singers tackle a series of Top 10 list latest TV shows. (R) 12.05am Friday 11.45pm The Truth About Sleep presented by Emma Barnett. questions for the chance to win Night Dinner. Double bill. Grandma Michael Mosley investigates the world 11.30pm FILM Mrs Brown’s Boys £125,000. It remains to be seen if they gets engaged to Mr Morris; Mum and of sleep, finding out what it is, what D’Movie (2014/15) The indomitable can go home victorious. Hosted by Dad’s anniversary goes awry. 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(R) 5.50-6.30am Countdown (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad Thursday GOLD Sky 110 Virgin 124 Channel 5 6.00am Teleshopping 7.15 My Hero. Double bill. MARCH 11 8.20 Are You Being Served? 9.00 Still Open All FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 Hours 9.40 Last of the Summer Wine. Double 6.00am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine bill. 11.00 dinnerladies 11.40 The Good Life 12.20pm The Green Green Grass 1.00 Are You 11.15 George Clarke’s Build a New Being Served? 1.40 Still Open All Hours 2.20 Life in the Country (R) 12.15pm dinnerladies 3.00 The Green Green Grass 3.40 5 News at Lunchtime 12.20 Our The Good Life 4.20 Last of the Summer Wine. B&B Dream. A former sweet Double bill. 5.40 Are You Being Served? 6.25 The Good Life 7.00 Still Open All Hours 7.40 The shop in Newhaven. (R) Vicar of Dibley 9.00 dinnerladies 9.40 Absolutely 1.15 Home and Away See 6.00pm. Fabulous 10.20 French and Saunders 11.00 The See 5.30pm. Royle Family 11.40 The Vicar of Dibley 12.20am 1.45 Neighbours Absolutely Fabulous 1.00 French and Saunders 2.20 Kill Me Twice (2019/PG) Thriller, 1.40 The Royle Family 2.25 The Rebel 3.00 with Deborah Van Valkenburgh Marley’s Ghosts 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping ★★★ and Gino Anthony Pesi. DAVE Sky 111 FV 19 Virgin 127 4.00 Casualty 24/7: Every Second 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Aussie Pickers 8.00 Counts A woman who is American Pickers 9.00 Storage Hunters UK. struggling to breathe. (R) Double bill. 10.00 American Pickers. Double bill. 12.00noon Storage Hunters UK. Double bill. 1.00 5.00 5 News at 5 The day’s headlines. Top Gear. Double bill. 3.00 Rick Stein’s India 4.00 Return to Dunblane with Lorraine Kelly, ITV, 9pm 5.30 Neighbours Harlow tells Hendrix Top Gear. Double bill. 6.00 Taskmaster 7.00 about Brent’s upbringing. (R) Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA 8.00 Would I Lie to You? 8.40 QI XL 10.00 The Misadventures of 12.20am American Dad! 1.20 The Stand Up 3.30 Boardwalk Empire 5.45 The Sopranos. 6.00 Home and Away Jasmine stays Romesh Ranganathan 11.00 Meet the Richardsons Sketch Show 1.50 Superstore 2.45 CelebAbility Double bill. 8.00 Game of Thrones 9.00 3.20 3.30-7.00am 11.40 Mock the Week 12.20am QI XL. Double bill. ITV2 Nightscreen Teleshopping ZeroZeroZero 10.05 Your Honor 11.15 Deadwood occupied with exercise. (R) 1.15am 3.25-4.00am 1.40 Would I Lie to You? 2.30 The Misadventures ITV3 119 10 117 Oz Californication 6.30 5 News Tonight Headlines. 3.20 Sky FV Virgin of Romesh Ranganathan Whose Line Is It 6.00am Classic Coronation Street. Double bill. SKY CINEMA PREMIERE Anyway? USA 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 7.00 The Highland Vet (6/6) David 7.05 Classic Emmerdale. Double bill. 8.15 Sky 301 Virgin 401 DRAMA 143 20 130 Heartbeat 9.20 Bless This House 9.55 Man About 6.00am Magic Arch (2020/PG) ★★★ 7.25 The heads to a farm where a cow is Sky FV Virgin 10.25 12.40pm in labour and arrives to find the 6.00am Teleshopping 7.15 Monarch of the the House Agatha Christie’s Poirot Witches (2020/PG) ★★★★ 9.15 The Glorias 8.25 9.30 10.55 Heartbeat 1.45 Classic Emmerdale 2.50 Classic (2020/15) ★★★ 11.40 Target Number One Glen The Bill Classic Holby City 3.50 twin calves twisted together Classic Casualty 12.00noon The Bill 1.00 Classic Coronation Street. Double bill. Inspector (2020/15) ★★★ 1.50pm Chronical: 2067 (2020/15) on top of each other, while 2.15 Morse 6.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 8.00 Lewis ★★★ 3.50 The Glorias (2020/15) ★★★ 6.15 EastEnders. Double bill. Soldier, Soldier 10.00 11.05 12.05am Tom is called out to Luther 3.20 All Creatures Great and Small 4.20 Lovejoy Hatton Garden Scott & Bailey The Witches (2020/PG) ★★★★ 8.05 Target 5.20 6.00 A Touch of Frost 2.00 Bless This House 2.25 ITV3 Number One (2020/15) ★★★ 10.15 Fall of a the Clydesdale horse. (R) Brush Strokes Are You Being Served? 2.30-6.00am 6.40 Last of the Summer Wine 8.00 Dalziel & Nightscreen Teleshopping Kingdom (2019/15) ★★★ 12.25am Mafia Inc Followed by 5 News Update ★★★★ 3.05 Pascoe 10.00 New Tricks 11.10 Silent Witness BBC FOUR Sky 116 FV 9/24 Virgin 107 (2019/18) Human Capital (2020/15) ★★★ 5.00-6.00am Must See Movies 2021 8.00 This Week on the Farm 1.25am The Bill 2.20-4.00am The Heart Guy 7.00pm Coast 7.10 Fred Dibnah’s World of Steam, 7.40 8.10 (4/7) Rob and Dave try to figure YESTERDAY Sky 155 FV 26 Virgin 129 Steel and Stone The Joy of Painting All FILM4 Sky 313 FV 14 Virgin 428 Creatures Great and Small 9.00 Screen One: out how to turn piles of Swiss 6.00am Secrets of Althorp: The Spencers 7.10 11.00am Dakota Incident (1956/U) ★★ 12.50pm Hancock 10.55 Mark Lawson Talks to Galton and Run Silent, Run Deep (1958/U) ★★★★ 2.45 Valais wool into a sustainable Royals on the Frontline 8.00 Royal Murder 11.55 9.00 Simpson Around the World in 80 Treasures Thunder Bay (1953/U) ★★ 4.55 Carry On Teacher new source of income, and Jules Mysteries Underground Worlds. Double bill. 12.55am The Joy of Painting 1.25 Fred Dibnah’s 11.00 Great British Railway Journeys. Double bill. (1959/U) ★★★ 6.40 Stargate (1994/PG) ★★★★ Hudson meets a family who are World of Steam, Steel and Stone 1.55 Mission to 9.00 12.00noon Antiques Roadshow 1.00 Impossible 2.55-3.55am xXx: The Return of Xander Cage (2017/12) trying to be self sufficient. 2.00 3.00 Mars: A Horizon Special A History of Action thriller. ★★★ 11.05 Split (2016/15) Railways Train Truckers Abandoned Ancient Britain: Orkney’s Stone Age Temple Followed by 5 News Update Engineering 4.00 World War Weird 5.00 The ★★★★ 1.25-3.45am Hyena (2014/18) ★★★ 9.00 Lost Boy: The Killing of World at War 6.00 Antiques Roadshow 7.00 SKY ONE Sky 106 Virgin 110 TALKING PICTURES Great British Railway Journeys. Double bill. 8.00 6.00am Futurama. Double bill. 7.00 Wild Vets. James Bulger The second of a Bangers and Cash. Double bill. 10.00 The World 8.00 9.00 Sky 328 FV 81 Virgin 445 Double bill. Monkey Business The Dog 6.00am 6.05 major two-part documentary at War 11.00 World War Two From Above Whisperer 10.00 Highway Patrol 11.00 NCIS: Los Albert’s Savings No Kidding (1960/ 12.00m’t Secrets of Britain 1.00 Nicholas and 1.00pm 3.00 PG) ★★★ 7.50 The Trollenberg Terror (1958/PG) examining what happened on Angeles Hawaii Five-0 MacGyver ★★★ 9.30 10.00 Alexandra 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping 4.00 Modern Family 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Sir Francis Drake Catweazle the day in 1993, how the young 6.30 8.00 10.30 The Diplomatic Corpse (1958/PG) ★★★ ITV2 118 6 115 Futurama The Simpsons. Triple bill. 11.50 12.10pm killers were caught and the Sky FV Virgin Freddie Fries Again 9.00 Resident Alien 10.00 The Hillman Minx in the 1960s devastating legacy of the 7.00am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 8.00 Dating No Filter 10.30 A League of Their Own: Carve Her Name with Pride (1958/PG) ★★★★ 8.30 2.30 3.00 murder on James’s family. Emmerdale Coronation Street. Double bill. European Road Trip 11.30 A Discovery of Witches Rooms Down to Lisbon by Sea 9.30 Supermarket Sweep 10.30 Love Bites 11.30 12.30am The Force: North East 1.30 The Late 3.15 Paris When It Sizzles (1964/PG) ★★★★ Dress to Impress 12.30pm Emmerdale 1.00 Late Show with James Corden: Best of the Week 5.30 Rooms 6.00 Destination Gobi (1953/U) 10.30 Shoplifters: At War with Coronation Street. Double bill. 2.00 The Ellen 2.30 Road Wars 3.00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder ★★ 7.50 Where Has Poor Mickey Gone? the Law Documentary about DeGeneres Show 2.55 Love Bites 3.55 The 4.00 Highway Patrol 5.00-6.00am MacGyver (1964/18) ★★★ 9.00 Public Eye 10.00 Dangerous shopping centre security Masked Singer US 4.50 Take Me Out 6.00 Davies: The Last Detective 12.15am Something Catchphrase Celebrity Special 7.00 You’ve Been SKY ATLANTIC Sky 108 to Live For (1951/PG) ★★★ 2.00 Games That teams who are locked in a cat Framed! To the Max! 8.00 Superstore. Double 6.00am Storm City 7.00 CSI: Crime Scene Lovers Play (1970/18) ★★ 3.40 Glimpses: The and mouse battle to catch bill. 9.00 Love Island: Australia 10.20 Plebs. Investigation 9.00 Ray Donovan. Double bill. 11.15 Economy Run 1957 – The Longer Mile 4.00 criminals using every excuse and Double bill. 11.20 Family Guy. Double bill. Dexter 1.30pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Public Eye 5.00-6.00am Saints and Sinners trick to evade capture. (R) 11.30pm Police Code Zero: Officer Variations S4C 6.00am Cyw 12.00noon Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 8.00 Pobol y Cwm. Garry discovers a’r Tywydd 12.05 Ceffylau Cymru 12.30 Heno 1.00 that Dani is expecting Dylan’s baby. 8.25 Rownd Under Attack After a knife falls out of Mamwlad 1.30 Helo Syrjeri 2.00 Newyddion S4C a Rownd. Sophie and Glenda’s day ends in great a criminal’s pocket in Bedford, it takes BBC ONE WALES As BBC One except: 2.05 3.00 embarrassment. Philip relieves some of his 6.30pm BBC Wales Today 6.55-7.00pm a’r Tywydd Prynhawn Da Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 3.05 Cwymp yr Ymerodraethau staffing problems in a very unexpected way, three officers to get him in handcuffs. Party Political Broadcast. By Plaid Cymru. (R) 12.30am Criminals: Caught on 4.00 Awr Fawr: Cymylaubychain 4.10 Jen a Jim a’r but a mysterious visitor causes him even more ITV WALES As ITV except: 1.55-2.00pm ITV Cywiadur 4.25 Anifeiliaid Bach y Byd 4.35 Nos Da problems. 8.55 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd Camera (R) 12.55 Entertainment News News Cymru Wales 6.00-6.25 ITV News Wales Cyw 4.40 Deian a Loli a Dirgelwych y Llyn 5.00 9.00 Jonathan. Rugby-themed chat show on 5. Showbiz news and gossip. (R) at Six 7.30-8.00 Wales This Week. Current affairs Stwnsh: Y Brodyr Adrenalini 5.10 Y Dyfnfor 5.35 hosted by Jonathan Davies and the crew. With 1.10 The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show programme discussing the stories important to Potsh 5.55 Ffeil 6.00 Sgwrs Dan y Lloer. Elin Fflur competitive game Ar y Pyst, comedy sketches, 3.00 Entertainment News on 5 3.10 Wales and the Welsh. 10.30 ITV News Cymru chats to presenter Sarra Elgan. 6.25 Darllediad physical challenges and celebrity guests. 10.00 Wales 10.45 How to Age Well? Tonight. Martin Gwleidyddol gan Plaid Cymru. Political Iaith ar Daith. Adventurer Steve Backshall and Friends: double bill (R) 4.00 Ice Road Kemp investigates what people should be broadcast by Plaid Cymru. 6.30 Rownd a Rownd. nature presenter Iolo Williams hit the road, Truckers: double bill 5.35-6.00am doing to take care of themselves as they get Mathew has a near-miss with his car. 6.57 with Steve facing different linguistic challenges. House Doctor. Compilation of tips. (R) older. 11.10-11.40pm For the Love of Britain Newyddion S4C 7.00 Heno 7.30 Newyddion S4C 11.00-11.35pm Y Cleddyf gyda John Ogwen BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Morning Live 6.30am My Unique B&B (R) 7.00 6.00am Good Morning Britain 6.30am Mike & Molly (R) 7.15 Cheers 10.00 Homes Under the Escape to the Country (R) 7.45 9.00 Lorraine Entertainment news. (R) 8.05 The King of Queens (R) Hammer (R) 11.00 Crimewatch Antiques Roadshow (R) 8.45 10.00 This Morning Featuring celebrity 9.05 Frasier (R) 10.35 Undercover Live 11.45 Defenders UK (R) Workout the Wright Way 9.00 chat and lifestyle features. Boss USA (R) 11.35 Ramsay’s Bargain Hunt 12.15pm BBC News at 9 10.00 BBC News Celebrity Kitchen Nightmares USA (R) 12.30pm Loose Women Steph’s Packed Lunch 1.00 BBC News; Regional News 1.00pm Bitesize Daily Educational TV. interviews and topical debate. 12.30pm 2.10 Countdown Gameshow. 1.45 Jimmy McGovern’s Moving On 2.00 Further Back in Time for Dinner 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News; Weather The Robshaw family reflect on 3.00 A Place in the Sun (R) 2.30 Home Is Where the Art Is 1.55 Regional News; Weather Artists create pieces for a their travels. Last in series. (R) 4.00 A New Life in the Sun: woman in Shropshire. (R) 3.00 Put Your Money Where Your 2.00 Judge Rinder Cameras follow Where Are They Now? (R) criminal barrister Robert Rinder. 3.00 Escape to the Country A couple Mouth Is Double bill. (R) 5.00 Four in a Bed The B&Bers of retired teachers search for a 4.30 Best House in Town In York. (R) 3.00 Tenable Quiz show. challenge each other about the home in North Yorkshire. (R) 5.15 Flog It! From Kent. (R) 4.00 Tipping Point Coin-drop quiz. feedback they’ve received. 3.45 Ready Steady Cook Two 6.00 Richard Osman’s House of 5.00 The Chase Graham, Jenny, Mat 5.30 Drawers Off Gaming enthusiast health professionals compete. Games With Mina Anwar, Glenn and Martine answer general Chris is the last model. 4.30 The Bidding Room Five dealers Moore, Kiri Pritchard-McLean knowledge questions and work 6.00 The Simpsons An avalanche compete to buy items including and Shaun Williamson. as a team to take on one of the traps Homer and Mr Burns. (R) an Edwardian shoe closet. (R) 6.30 My Unique B&B (10/15) The Chasers and secure a cash prize. 6.30 Hollyoaks Sylver has a surprise 5.15 Pointless Low-scoring quiz. (R) team help a Cotswolds duo 6.00 Regional News; Weather for Cher as he tries to make 6.00 BBC News; Regional News with their horsebox idea. 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather her feel more accepted. (R) 7.00 The One Show Presented by 7.00 MOTDx Jermaine Jenas and the 7.00 Emmerdale Charles worries 7.00 Channel 4 News The latest Alex Jones and Rylan Clark-Neal. team take an offbeat look at the about Harriet, and Jamie news headlines, plus all the 7.35 A Question of Sport With Premier League, also discussing agrees to Kim’s decision. sport and weather reports. Great Britain hurdling great Colin skills, celebrities, and culture. 7.30 Coronation Street 8.00 Grayson’s Art Club Grayson Jackson, former striker Darren 7.30 River Walks A stroll along Nina’s rejection sends Asha and Philippa Perry are joined by Bent, ex-boxer George Groves the course of a waterway. down a dark path. Jacob’s boss TV presenter Sue Perkins, who and swimmer Aimee Willmott. 8.00 Gardeners’ World Monty Harvey gives Simon extra crafts an unusual work of art on 8.05 MasterChef Four heat-winners Don looks back at highlights responsibility, and Steve’s the subject of food. Grayson fight for a place in knockout from 2020, including alliums apology fails to appease Peter. also talks to Rose Wylie, who week in the Critic’s Test. William and auriculas, houseplants and 8.30 Vera DCI Vera Stanhope became an art world star in her Sitwell challenges them to creative containers. There’s also investigates the case of seventies. Plus, special guest cook a dish inspired by a holiday. another chance to see what the murdered entrepreneur Freddie Nigella Lawson helps choose 8.35 EastEnders Bailey takes part in Gardeners’ World viewers were Gill, whose body is found by the favourite public art the first round of the school getting up to in their gardens bailiffs attempting to repossess submissions of the week. science competition, and Lucas last year as they share their his house. As she delves into the 9.00 Gogglebox The armchair makes the mistake of trying to horticultural adventures. case, she soon comes to critics share their opinions on pull the wool over Caleb’s eyes. 9.00 The Comedy Vaults: BBC2’s understand that Freddie’s what they have been watching 9.00 Gordon Ramsay’s Bank Hidden Treasure Rarely seen professional and personal life is during the week, as cameras Balance (9/9) Contestants comedy moments from the turbulent, and Vera must capture their instant reactions Paul and Stu and couple channel’s archives, including uncover whether the motive prompted by the week’s biggest Sophie and Claud demonstrate clips from the previously behind Freddie’s death comes and best shows, be they knowledge and nerve to unbroadcast pilots of Miranda from the trouble at the heart of entertainment juggernauts, triumph in a gameshow that’s Hart’s Joke Shop, QI and a his family, a financial crises, or his hard-hitting documentaries, as unpredictable as its host. sitcom featuring Madness. (R) glances with organised crime. (R) news reports or gritty dramas. 10.00 BBC News; Regional News 10.00 Later – with Jools Holland 10.20 ITV News; Weather A 10.00 The Celebrity Circle 10.45 The Graham Norton Show (4/6) The host welcomes British fresh perspective on the major for Stand Up to Cancer The host is joined by comic songstress Laura Mvula, four- stories of the day, featuring (4/6) The Circle is divided as all actress Amy Poehle, Oscar- piece Dry Cleaning, who make national and international the celebrity players compete nominated Hollywood Brit their TV debut, and prolific news, with reports and analysis for immunity. The stakes are Minnie Driver and Alias star singer/songwriter Paul Weller. from ITV’s correspondents. high as the players face the Jennifer Garner. Plus, music from 10.45 Newsnight Analysis of the 10.50 Regional News; Weather most brutal blocking yet. singer-songwriter Tom Odell. day’s events, with Kirsty Wark. 11.05pm McDonald & Dodds A girls’ 11.05pm First Dates Market trader 11.35pm Fern Brady: Power & Chaos In 11.20pm Festival of Funny: Shorts 11.55 weekend away takes a sinister turn Dave hits it off with Sara, who wanted front of a packed crowd in her native Battlestar Galactica. Double bill. Tyrol when each one of them becomes a to meet a ‘cockney geezer’, while Scotland, the rising star delivers an leads a dispute concerning working murder suspect. Drama about Dennis and Chris are happy to see that energetic stand-up performance conditions; Starbuck’s mental stability chalk-and-cheese police partners they are wearing the same trainers. tackling issues of sexuality, feminism, causes concern as she struggles to solving crime on the streets of Bath. Last in series. (R) 12.10am FILM The power, Brexit, Britishness, Scottishness come to terms with her time spent in Jason Watkins and Tala Gouveia star, Purge: Election Year (2016/15) Action and nationality, all with her usual captivity on New Caprica. (R) 1.30 with guest appearances by Sharon horror sequel, starring Frank Grillo caustic wit. 12.35am FILM Mum’s List Rubbish Dump Britain – Panorama (R) Rooney, John Thomson and Natalie and Mykelti Williamson. ★★★ 2.00 (2016/12) Drama, starring Rafe Spall. 2.00 Miss World 1970: Beauty Queens Gumede. (R) 12.50am Home Shopping Come Dine with Me 4.15 George ★★★ 2.10 Weather for the Week and Bedlam (R) 3.00 This Is BBC Two 3.00 FYI Extra 3.15 Lethal Weapon (R) Clarke’s Old House, New Home (R) Ahead 2.15-6.00am BBC News 5.00-6.00am This Is BBC Two 4.00-6.00am ITV Nightscreen 5.10-6.00am Fifteen to One. Quiz. (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad Friday GOLD Sky 110 Virgin 124 Channel 5 6.00am Teleshopping 7.15 My Hero 8.20 Are You MARCH 12 Being Served? 9.00 Still Open All Hours 9.40 Last FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 of the Summer Wine. Double bill. 11.00 6.00am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine dinnerladies 11.40 The Good Life 12.20pm The Green Green Grass 1.00 Are You Being Served? 11.15 George Clarke’s Build a New 1.40 Still Open All Hours 2.20 dinnerladies 3.00 Life in the Country. Revisiting a The Green Green Grass 3.40 The Good Life couple in St Ives. (R) 12.15pm 5 4.20 Last of the Summer Wine. Double bill. 5.40 News 12.20 Our B&B Dream (R) Are You Being Served? 6.20 The Good Life 7.00 Still Open All Hours 7.40 The Vicar of Dibley. 1.15 Home and Away See 6.00pm. Double bill. 9.00 dinnerladies 9.40 Absolutely 1.45 Neighbours See 5.30pm. Fabulous 10.20 French and Saunders 11.00 The Royle Family 11.40 The Vicar of Dibley 12.20am 2.15 Flower Shop Mystery: Dearly Absolutely Fabulous 1.00 French and Saunders Depotted (2016/PG) Mystery 1.40 The Royle Family 2.30 The Rebel 3.00 sequel, starring Brooke Shields Marley’s Ghosts 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping ★★★ and Brennan Elliott. DAVE Sky 111 FV 19 Virgin 127 4.00 Casualty 24/7: Every Second 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Aussie Pickers 8.00 Counts A 30-year-old is American Pickers 9.00 Storage Hunters UK. involved in a motorbike crash. (R) Double bill. 10.00 American Pickers. Double bill. 12.00noon Storage Hunters UK. Double bill. 1.00 5.00 5 News at 5 The day’s headlines. Top Gear. Double bill. 3.00 Rick Stein’s India 4.00 Later – with Jools Holland, BBC2, 10pm 5.30 Neighbours Toadie invites Top Gear. Double bill. 6.00 Taskmaster 7.00 Melanie to dinner. (R) Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA. Double bill. 8.00 Would I Lie to You? 8.40 QI XL. Double bill. 1.35 Hey Tracey! 2.15 Iain Stirling’s CelebAbility Double bill. 11.15 Dexter. Double bill. 1.30pm CSI: 6.00 Home and Away Ziggy and 10.00 Red Dwarf. Triple bill. 12.00m’t Mock the 2.55 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records Crime Scene Investigation. Double bill. 3.30 3.25 3.30-3.30am Tane are caught off guard. (R) Week 12.40 QI XL. Double bill. 2.00 Would I Lie ITV2 Nightscreen Teleshopping Boardwalk Empire 5.45 The Sopranos. Double bill. 7.55 Game of Thrones 9.00 Band of Brothers Headlines. to You? 2.45 Aussie Pickers 3.30 Whose Line Is It ITV3 Sky 119 FV 10 Virgin 117 6.30 5 News Tonight Anyway? USA 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 10.20 ZeroZeroZero 11.30 Deadwood 12.40am Oz. 6.00am Classic Coronation Street 7.05 Classic Double bill. 2.50 Californication. Double bill. 7.00 The Gadget Show (6/12) DRAMA 143 20 130 Emmerdale 8.15 Heartbeat 9.20 Bless This House 4.00-6.00am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Sky FV Virgin 9.50 10.30 Ortis Deley and Jon Bentley 6.00am Teleshopping 7.15 Monarch of the Glen Man About the House Agatha 8.25 9.30 10.55 Christie’s Poirot 12.40pm Heartbeat 1.45 Classic SKY CINEMA PREMIERE battle it out to see if now is the The Bill Classic Holby City Classic 2.50 3.55 Casualty 12.00noon The Bill 1.00 Classic Emmerdale Classic Coronation Street Sky 301 Virgin 401 time to upgrade to an 8KTV, 2.15 3.20 Inspector Morse 6.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 6.00am The Witches (2020/PG) ★★★★ 8.00 EastEnders Soldier, Soldier All Creatures 8.00 9.00 and Craig Charles investigates Great and Small 4.20 Lovejoy 5.20 Brush Strokes Doc Martin Agatha Christie’s Poirot Magic Arch (2020/PG) ★★★ 9.25 Chronical: 2067 6.00 6.40 11.05 Scott & Bailey 12.10am A Touch of Frost 2.10 (2020/15) ★★★ 11.25 SAS: Red Notice (2021/15) automated dog feeders. Are You Being Served? Last of the 2.30-8.30am Summer Wine. Double bill. 8.00 Hetty ITV3 Nightscreen Teleshopping ★★★ 1.30pm The Glorias (2020/15) ★★★ 3.55 Followed by 5 News Update ★★★ 6.05 Wainthropp Investigates 9.00 Life on Mars 10.20 BBC FOUR Sky 116 FV 9/24 Virgin 107 Target Number One (2020/15) The 8.00 Kate Humble’s Coastal New Tricks 11.30 Silent Witness 1.45am The Bill Witches (2020/PG) ★★★★ 8.00 SAS: Red Notice 7.00pm Fred Dibnah’s World of Steam, Steel and ★★★ 10.10 Britain (4/6) Starting at 2.50 The Heart Guy 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 7.30 8.00 (2021/15) Action thriller. Mafia Inc Stone Sounds of the Sixties Top of the ★★★★ 12.35am Dunwich Heath, Kate walks an Pops: 1990. Double bill. 9.00 Meat Loaf: In and (2019/18) Gutterbug (2019/18) YESTERDAY Sky 155 FV 26 Virgin 129 ★★★ 2.20 Human Capital (2020/15) ★★★ 11-mile stretch of the Suffolk Out of Hell 10.00 Eric Burdon: Rock ’n’ Roll – 6.00am Royals on the Frontline. Double bill. 8.00 11.00 4.05-6.00am State of Mind (2020/15) ★★★ 9.00 Animal . Documentary. Robert Plant: By coastline, and also learns about Royal Murder Mysteries Underground Myself 12.00m’t Southern Rock at the BBC Worlds. Double bill. 11.00 Great British Railway FILM4 Sky 313 FV 14 Virgin 428 the ancient art of thatching. 1.00 Meat Loaf: In and Out of Hell 2.00 Eric 11.00am ★★★★ 1.05pm Journeys. Double bill. 12.00noon Antiques 3.00-3.30am The Stranger (1946/PG) Followed by 5 News Update 1.00 Burdon: Rock ’n’ Roll – Animal Fred Two Rode Together (1961/PG) ★★★ 3.25 The Roadshow The Architecture The Railways Dibnah’s World of Steam, Steel and Stone 9.00 Gregg Wallace’s Big Built 2.00 Train Truckers 3.00 Abandoned Longest Day (1962/PG) ★★★★ 7.05 Night Engineering 4.00 World War Weird 5.00 The SKY ONE Sky 106 Virgin 110 at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (2014/PG) Weekend in Venice The ★★★ 9.00 presenter heads to Italy and World at War 6.00 Antiques Roadshow 7.00 6.00am Futurama. Double bill. 7.00 Wild Vets. Fantasy comedy sequel. The Last Great British Railway Journeys. Double bill. 8.00 Double bill. 8.00 Monkey Business. Double Stand (2013/15) ★★★ 11.05 Morgan (2016/15) reveals it is possible to enjoy Restoration Workshop 9.00 Antiques Roadshow bill. 9.00 The Dog Whisperer 10.00 Highway ★★★ 12.55-3.20am Sisters (2015/15) ★★★★ Venice on a budget. By avoiding 10.00 Bangers and Cash. Double bill. 12.00m’t Patrol. Double bill. 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles. TALKING PICTURES the tourist traps he sees a new The Architecture The Railways Built 1.00 Royals Double bill. 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0. Double bill. on the Frontline 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping 3.00 MacGyver 4.00 Modern Family. Double bill. Sky 328 FV 81 Virgin 445 side to the city. Over three days, 5.00 5.30 6.00am The True Glory 7.40 Streaked Lightning ITV2 118 6 115 The Simpsons Futurama. Double bill. 7.45 ★★ Gregg explores one of Italy’s Sky FV Virgin 6.30 The Simpsons. Four episodes. 8.30 Modern Another Time, Another Place (1958/U) most distinct food cultures, 7.00am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 8.00 Family 9.00 A Discovery of Witches 10.00 The 9.45 Dick Powell’s Zane Grey Theatre 10.45 I See a 9.00 9.30 ★★★ 1.00pm and explores the city’s history. Emmerdale You’ve Been Framed! Gold Late Late Show with James Corden: Best of the Dark Stranger (1946/U) The Spider Supermarket Sweep 10.30 Love Bites 11.30 Dress Week 11.00 Dating No Filter 11.30 SAS Red Notice and the Fly (1949/U) ★★★ 3.00 Blithe Spirit to Impress 12.30pm Emmerdale 1.30 You’ve Been Special 12.00m’t Karl Pilkington: The Moaning (1945/U) ★★★★ 5.00 Upstairs, Downstairs 6.00 10.00 Britain’s Favourite 80s Framed! Gold 2.00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show of Life 1.00 The Force: North East 2.00 Road Sparrows Can’t Sing (1963/PG) ★★★ 7.50 Tell Me Songs (3/10) Janice Long recalls 2.55 Love Bites 3.55 The Masked Singer US 4.50 Wars 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 Highway Another with Barbara Windsor 8.10 The October the hits of 1982, when Musical Take Me Out 6.00 Catchphrase Celebrity Special Patrol. Double bill. 5.00-6.00am MacGyver Man (1947/PG) ★★★★ 10.10 Bad Dreams 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Kingsize! 8.00 (1988/18) ★★ 11.55 A Man Called Sledge (1970/ Youth, Tears for Fears, the Superstore. Double bill. 9.00 Love Island: SKY ATLANTIC Sky 108 PG) ★★★ 1.45am Flame in the Streets (1961/PG) Stranglers, Kraftwerk and the Australia 10.05 Family Guy. Triple bill. 11.35 6.00am Storm City 7.00 CSI: Crime Scene ★★ 3.45 Stopping and Starting 4.00 Van der Goombay Dance Band made American Dad!. Double bill. 12.35am Superstore Investigation. Double bill. 9.00 Ray Donovan. 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Gabby Logan Crwbanod Ninja 5.35 Cic 5.55 Ffeil 6.00 Codi realisation that running a deli is a lot harder (R) 12.30am Criminals: Caught on and Gareth Thomas are joined by MasterChef Pac. Geraint Hardy journeys around Wales, here than it looks. Comedy set in a cafe. 10.30 Fflam. Camera (R) 12.55 Entertainment News judge Gregg Wallace, triple Grand Slam winner talking to local people as he discovers what It’s a big day for Malan, Ekin and Deniz as the on 5 1.00 The 21.co.uk Live Casino Ryan Jones and rugby legend David Campese. Gower has to offer in terms of places to stay, fertility process takes a huge step forward. 1.55-2.00pm Show 3.00 Entertainment News 3.10 ITV WALES As ITV except: ITV eat and see. Last in series. 6.30 Y Sioe Fwyd. Meanwhile, Noni needs to get the truth and News Cymru Wales 6.00-6.30 ITV News Wales Series talking all things food, with presenter decides to face ‘Tim’ once and for all. Friends Double bill. 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Our columnist can rely on her pooches to raise a smile in tough times – but it’s daring donkey Rosie who has the last laugh Illustration by Susan Hellard

ossibly one of the greatest gifts with spring on its way, there are sleepless though they were running away from me, I animals bring into our lives (apart nights ahead. They will bark and howl until could hear thundering in the ground coming from love, of course) is entertainment, one of us opens the door and sets them free in my direction. Just when I needed it, the P and our pets have really pulled out to confront the “monster” (usually a fox or torch’s failing glow gave up. The thundering all the stops to support us during muntjac deer), while we trudge behind, grew louder. Whatever it was, it was big and the past 12 months or so. Dogs have dragged bleary-eyed in dressing gown and wellies. fast. I squinted in the darkness, and could their owners out for walks, cats have snuggled But spring had not sprung a few weeks make out a large lumbering form galloping onto our laps and pet birds have enhanced ago, when, just after 5am, there was an across the field. A stag? I jumped up onto the their vocabularies with naughty words. explosion of noise from the kitchen. It was rails – whatever it was, it wasn’t slowing up. The internet is crammed with clips of too cold for just a dressing gown, but the dogs Then I heard a familiar sound – a slightly their hilarious antics, always waiting to raise couldn’t wait for me to shuffle into my warm breathless, squeaky, “Hee, hee,” but no “haw”. a smile whenever we need a little lift. coat, so I set them free while I rummaged for She skidded to a halt in front of me. It was As you know, I have quite a few furry and a torch. Typically, the batteries were dead in Rosie, and she was absolutely furious. She feathered friends, and although I’ve never one and fading in the other; dim light would spent a couple of seconds nuzzling me to taken for granted the way they enrich daily have to do. I had to catch up with them. check who I was, then set off in circles, bucking life, their little souls have done more than They had all sprinted to the field gate and braying to demonstrate her anger. ever before to bolster everybody’s mood and as I approached, they were whining and Something had happened. She was far in our time of need. pawing at it. Strange. Then I heard Rosie’s from her paddock and not happy. I leapt over Whenever one of us has felt a bit low, the loud, “Heehaw,” in the distance. Whatever into the neighbouring field and called the dogs dogs have sensed it and bombarded the they heard had upset her, too. back, well away from those flying hooves. sufferer with attention, and they never give I opened the gate and off they went, hell Once the dogs were safely inside, Izzy in until that frown has been turned upside for leather towards the dingle. But even joined me to rustle Rosie back to her home. down; Ojo will paw at you until he gets a But her field gate was tightly shut (and cuddle, Blea will glue herself to your leg, secured with rope). Then I remembered… Chicken will lie on her back like a dead The previous day, Willow had been thing for several minutes and Sparrow harrowing the manège, which will bring you a slipper. If all else fails borders Rosie’s paddock, and and, God forbid, one of us has I could see she’d left the exit slumped onto the warmest patch gate onto the track wide open. of floor in front of the AGA’s “Iz, there’s a pedestrian gate roasting oven (the go-to sadness in the corner of the school. spot), the dogs will leap into action Is it shut?” and effect a pooch pile-on. They “Ugh! Willow!!” came ignore every “stop” command, the reply. every squeal from their victim Rosie must have wandered and it always ends in laughter. into the school through the open That’s not to say they’re little gate (probably for a roll in absolutely angelic, or the most the sand), seen the big exit and well-behaved canines in the headed out for an adventure, world. Blea will occasionally nip then lost her bearings. the nicest of people, Chicken She followed us home, doesn’t like some men and will threw in an almighty buck bare her teeth at them, Sparrow as she went through her is like an attack dog to anyone field gate and galloped off she hears walking down the to bed, yelling at Chico and lane beside the house and Ojo Scout and kicking out as she feels he has a responsibility, as passed them. the only male dog, to protect Dogs may make us smile the home. The slightest sound every day, but a donkey never ●S SUSAN HELLARD C/O ARENA outdoors can set them off, and forgets that vaudeville training!

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