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Sexual Equality Achieved Men To Live With Women In Dorms

Dean Keen and Mr. Marine today released a the community and student body. The Gay joint announcement that could have an Liberation sect on the campus has impact on the colleges across the nation. It expressed dismay that a r singling of the was proclaimed that next fall, co-ed living sexes is being encouraged. "Oh, how would be sanctioned in all the dorms of perfectly awful," declared Jon Baker, spokesman for the "gays" on campus. WSC! What this means is that in keeping "Imagine, sharing a room with a (gasp) with the equality of the sexes, roommates girl. What is this world coming to?" would not be assigned to each other purely on a sexual basis. If males and females The mayor of Winona and the city council were roomed together, equality would have expressed their displeasure at the become a reality. decision. A source close to the council says "We feel this will help Winona State to that they are considering a proposal which become known as an innovator in the field of would make it mandatory for chosen city sexual equality," Dean Keen said. "It may officials to first experience the actual raise a few eyebrows but it will better living with a co-ed before allowing the EXPRESSING APPROVAL. , These WSC students showed their delight at the announce- prepare students for life after college." college to implement the rule. The council members feel they will then be better able ment of co-ed living conditions by parading around town with the above sign. See story Marine, looking sprightly on this eventful to understand just what the men of WSC will at left for more information. day, declared that the college may consider have to go through when they move in with cutting costs for those students who are the women. willing to help. "We are perfectly willing to "We are only protecting these kids from install one double bed, rather than the old themselves," said one councilman, as he Winonan Reporter system of twin beds," said Mariner, "and boarded a plane for a short 9-month this would mean that it would be considered vacation in . He asked to remain a single room, if only one were occupying anonymous, due to his problem resulting floor space." (In the future, single rooms from an excess of energy last Saturday Interviews Pres. Nixon will cost less than a double). night, when he picked up a girl and (Con't. This has received mixed reactions from on page 9). by Rolf "Buzz" Johnson about this? PRES. NIXON: All. my income tax records During the grand opening festivities for the are open to the I.R.S. and they can look them new multi-million dollar home ofthe Grand over any time they want with the help of my Ole Opry in Nashville, Tenn., President personal tax preparer. Black To Head Richard M. Nixon got into the act by playing WINONAN: That would be a little hard the piano and showing the fine people of considering your personal tax preparer is Nashville the wrong way to play with a yo- inprison andyour income tax records are yo. accidently shredded in the now famous White House' shreddingbox. After the President's command PRES. NIXON: My income tax preparer is Ku Klux Klan performance this reporter got a chance to in prison and my tax records were talk to Mr. Nixon about the affairs of the shredded? I've been wondering what day. What was said follows: happened,. Ha! You learn something new The Civil Rights movement has achieved informant for the higher officials. The every day! another milestone in history. In a decision to promote him came from an WINONAN: Mr. President, I see that you momentous press conference last week, it unimpeachable source, who asked that his had a little trouble with your yo-yo on stage, WINONAN: In the past couple of days Vice was announced that a black has been elected name not be used, because his wife would what do you think was the trouble? President Ford has been giving speeches Imperial Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan! render him inoperable should she discover PRES. NIXON: The trouble was that there across the country in which he has been what really has been happening to all those was 18 in. missing on the string. condemning. Watergate and the cover up. lost sheets. WINONAN: Do you know what happened to What do you think of that? Speaking from the local office of the Klan, PRES. NIXON: First off, I want to make one which is the back room of a wellknown the missing 18 in.? About the time Jones was delivering his PRES. NIXON: I'm sorry but I can't tell you thing perfectly clear ... Don't you ever say cleaning establishment, Jo Jo Jones gave and his impressions of this new achievement. acceptance speech to the crowd of on the grounds that it might hurt national Watergate or cover up to me again!!! "I am right proud to be `lected wizard of Klansmen and reporters, a group of bra- security. who is this Ford you're talking about? the Klan," Jones said. "It just shows that in less women entered the room. Quickly WINONAN: He is your new vice-president. America, anything can happen." sizing up the situation (d-cup, according to WINONAN: During your piano playing I He took over from .... some sources), Jones left the rostrum, couldn't help but to hear water dripping PRES. NIXON: Stop right there! What Jones had been a chapter member of the and prepared to welcome the females. from a water pipe over the stage. Do you happened to him was his business and I can Klan for some time, serving as an Jones grabbed one, and (Con't. on page 13). think they should call in the plumbers? assure you my record is as clear as PRES. NIXON: Don't you ever say plumber . mother's milk. in front of me again!! rcm, WINONAN: Speaking of milk, what about the WINONAN: Sorry, it won't happen again. milk fund ... But moving right along here Mr. President, PRES. NIXON: I see that it is time for Pat it has been reported that you owe over and I to be leaving. WINONAN: But Mr. President? Announcements $200,000 in back taxes; what do you think

Beer will be served with all meals in the will be provided by the sisters of. Alpha Zi, cafeteria today. Dorm students are asked featuring Fitz and the Frolickers. Beatles To Play to bring their stolen glasses when they drink the beverage. The Adolph Hitler fan club will meet this Thursday night at 8p.m. in room The Stupid Senate of WSC will meet at 4 of the YMCA. Showers for all Jewish p.m. tomorrow to discuss whatever the hell members will begin at 8:15. A fun time is it was they were -discussing last week. All guaranteed for all. --- At Winona are invited to attend. Students with dandruff or psoriasis are The Newman Center will throw a special encouraged to take advantage of a method to Good Friday part on April 12. All non- prosper from their malady. Due to a SACC, the Student Activities Coordinating complained that we on the committee did Lutheran students are invited to attend. shortage of coconuts, these afflicted people Committee, has made history! For the first not know what talent was. We are simply The highlight will be a trip to the cemetery are urgently needed in the bakery time in many years, this committee has following the results of our latest survey of at 3 p.m. to watch the sky turn black business, to help top cakes and cream pies. managed to lure a top-notch entertainment what kind of entertainment the students and see the graves open. Contact your local bakery at once. group to the campus of Winona State want. They Wanted the Beatles. We got the --- College. The big night occurs on April 31 of Beetles." All persons interested in plans for the An actual abortion will be the highlight of a this year. assassination of the Winonan editor should special evening class on Population meet tomorrow night at 7 p.m. in the office Problems. The Sociology department has For the first time in nearly eight years, the Students interested in letting the members of the basketball coach. Times for arranged for the cafeteria not to serve Beetles will appear in public. These little of SACC know that their efforts have not sharpshooting practice will be arranged. spaghetti or lasagne for the next three days insects are trained to do acrobatic tricks gone unnoticed are requested to visit this --- after the class, so that all students may amazing for a creature of that stature. group at it's next meeting, to be held TKBB and Family Empire will throw a joint leave with peace of mind following the When asked to comment on the signing of tomorrow at Phelps Nursery School, kegger this Friday night at Amby's. lecture, which is being held tomorrow this reknowned group, the coordinator for beginning at 11 a.m. Admission is one dollar. Entertainment Wit. SACC said, "The students have always page 2 Are Your Gerald Next Speaker Aware? For Political Journalists

by Bill Marx articles on the responsibilities of a by MPIRG Board free press, the status of the press J. Edward Gerald, University of in Great Britain and South America ...Are you aware that many of the Journalism and the financial aspects of Talent Show $MEA Meets fine old buildings in downtown Minnesota School of and Mass Communications managing a newspaper. Winona are slated to be torn down professor will speak on "Social and The Faculty Talent There will be an SMEA meeting and replaced with modern Interested students may register Show, next Monday, April 8, at 6:30 p.m. Political Consequences of Free considered by many to be the structures? Enterprise Press" at 7 for the class through Tuesday. The highlight of Greek Week, will be in dining room G of the Union. The class is offered on a two-credit, Winona State SMEA constitution ...Are you aware that the Latsch p.m. in the Recital Hall, held tonight in the Somsen Performing Arts Center. pass-no credit basis or a three- Auditorium. Curtain time for the will be the main topic of discussion Warehouse on the corner of Center credit graded basis. at the meeting. Names for officer St. and 2nd St. is being considered performance is 8 p.m. and The lecture is the second in the admission is 25 cents, with all elections will also be submitted at for condemnation by the City Contact Dr. Ahmed El-Afandi, this time. Council so that Urban Renewal can Great Political Journalist series proceeds going to help the new WSC sponsored by the Political Science Minne 203, 457-2974 for' more Nursery School. tear it down and build a high rise information. The representatives for the spring high cost apartment building? Department. M.AT.E. convention will be selected. Anyone interested in ...Are you aware that there is a Gerald got his Ph.D. in Political Next week's speaker will be Walter S.A.M.'s On representing WSC should attend the proposal to build a retail shopping Science from the University of Mears, Bureau Chief, Associated meeting. All education majors are center and office tower in the Minnesota. In addition to teaching Press, Washingtron, D.C. He will invited to attend. Morgan Block and that no Winona at the University of Minnesota, talk on "Watergate's Effects on the 1974 Election Campaign." The Move businessmen will rent space in the Gerald has taught at the University structure and that a survey of the of Missouri, served as staff Mears has covered political office needs in Winona states that correspondent for the United Press Psycology Club campaigns since 1960. He received There will be a S.A.M. meeting this there is no need for additional in Denver, Colo. and served on the the Associated Press Managing Thursday at 8p.m. in Dining Room office space in Winona? news staff of the St. Louis Star - E of the Student Union. Mr. Paul The WSC Psychology Club invites Times. Editors Association annual award Blackwell will speak on Lake students to a lecture given by Dr. for coverage of the 1972 campaign ...Are you aware that there is an and election. Center's changing attitudes and Robert Arthur from the University alternative plan in the making that He has authored several books and reorganization plans. of Wisconsin-LaCrosse. The topic would call for restoring and using of the lecture is the graduate the existing buildings to meet We will also have elections of next program in school psychology at Winona's cultural and economic year's officers and The Person of UW-LaCrosse. The night will also needs? Interviews on Campus the Year Award will be decided. include a talk on other Remember S.A.M. now has an opportunities for psychology ...Are you aware that low-rent NON—TEACHING TEACHING office and lounge in Somsen 326, graduates. All this takes place next housing in downtown Winona would complete with fresh coffee Monday, April 8 at 7:30 p.m. in decrease the need for energy- 9 - HOLLY APPLETON, WISC. Public everyday! dining room B of the college Union. devouring, air-polluting Tuesday, April STORES, INC., subsidiary of S.S. Schools. Interviewing for automobiles, whereas the proposed Kresge Co. Interviewing for elementary (no kindergarten), commercial development would positions open in management, special education, combinations: increase auto congestion and merchandising. phy. ed. and English, social studies pollution downtown and reinforce (junior high). the need for automobiles? 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The IRHC (Inter - Residence Hall1 .(This also applies if you wish to run The schedule for Greek Week is as Thursday - Golf Pitch, held at 3 Council) elections will be held on fore dorm office, and not one on the Candidates follows: p.m. at the lake. April 9, one week from today. All IRHC.)•T,he dorm Presidents are: students living in one of Winona' Monday, April 1 - team captains Friday - 1 p.m. at the lake, the State's dorms are eligible to run Sheehan - Sue Hatiquist (90-1) and Students who are considering meet in Memorial Hall 210 for following contests will be held: Pie for an office on the council. The Jane Clarke (315). running for the offices of Student rules discussion. eating, a 3-legged race, an egg toss positions of President, Vice- Lucas - Cheryl Long (218) orl Senate President, Vice-President and a sack race. For these you will Pres ident, secretary and treas urer Barb Cashman (108). or Treasurer may submit their Tuesday - Road Rally at 4 p.m. 25 need a team of three people. are open Tor applicants. Morey-Shephard - Rolf Johnson platforms to the Winonan for cents entry fee. The rally will start (301). publication. The paper will print a at the Sheehan parking lot. For entry to the canoe race and golf If you are interested in running for P rentiss -Dave Ohren (309). campaign issue on April 23, one Trophies will be given for the first pitch, teams consisting of ten an office, contact your dorm Conway - Ann Kelly (110). week before the general election is three finishers. people are required, along with a $2 president for an application form. Richards-Penny Maclean (328). to be held. entry fee. Females will compete Wednesday - Canoe Race on Lake against females, males against Pictures of the candidates will be Winona, beginning at 2:30. Bike males. taken prior to the publication of that Race at 4 p.m., starting at Lake issue. This is an opportunity to Boulevard, with a five dollar first Join in the fun, as Greek Week reach the entire student body with place prize awarded. The race will arrives. Senate News your ideas and thoughts. In the past, be 1.2 miles in length. it has proven to be a more equitable by Terri Ryan and way of discussing ideas, since the Deb Peters The Senate also elected Neil Brown possibilities are down in print, for all to compare and consider. The Student Senate passed a motion to fill the Student Activity Fund opening. .ros at last week's meeting to name Tim e Platforms need not be typed, Penny and Steve Kingsley as the A Resolution (8-24) submitted by although that is preferable. Senate's preference for the State Candidates can drop them off in the College Board position. This action Senator Quest was approved by the EUROPE Senate. The resolution proposed Winonan office any time up to April (ages 17 to 24) does not disqualify the other 19. individuals from WSC who are that the Senate be in favor of having Temporary openings for any six to thirteen- being considered for this position. the State of Minnesota help in the week period year 'round; employment financing of Intercollegiate guaranteed before departure for Europe; pro- Two new MSCSA delegates were Athletics at Winona State. The next tected by strict local and federal regulation; named. They were Doug Sauke and regular meeting of the Senate will foreign language helpful but not required. Bill Marx. They represented WSC be held Wednesday April 3 at 4:31 istributed 134 Complete package includes round trip D on scheduled jet (NO CHARTERS), at the MSCSA meeting in St. Paul p.m. Any interested persons are during the past weekend. welcome to attend. orientation, room, board, all documentation. For application and complete information, write or telephone ///' Empire EUROMIS Aio 11111" Box 1108, Milwaukee, Wis. 53201 (or telephone 414-258-6400) TODD RUNDGREN skip IN CONCERT your AT THE rape SUNDAY, MAYO CIVIC APRIL 7 course!

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Editorials/opinions by Mary Amlaw sometimes, our minds stretched too faz and then they snapped back with such The Richard Augustus Clark II music force our heads rattled like Alice's snake. culture of the 50's brought us the King That was cool, man. We were gettin' of Rock and Roll. He was nothing more our thing together while our prophets than an oiled up, echoing Frankenstein, made their profits. A Nice Place To Visit. • • but beepse he aroused disgust from the older, unhip generation whenever he swiv- The early "70's' saw Croce approach us in superstar fatigues: a slept-in T- by Neil Brown eled his pelvis, he was our hero. Elvis the same was as goldfish eating and panty did his thing, all right, and we did ours. shirt, and tight, ooh-baby, blue jeans. raids, a mere college fad. We were the Wild One's, man, and we were He's our man of fame, and we honor This week I would like to dedicate this him with due respect, yea-yeaing in uni- column to the Jesus Freak Morey who People all over the are tough. son to the rythm of his cigar puffs, wrote; FEELS STREAKS HAVE NO MOR- talking laughingly about the streakers. The Beatles streaked into the U.S. on a ALS. Streakers are the brunt and the source It's all been so meaningful uniting to- jets silver wing (with their clothes on, of many jokes. I can't see how something gether where its at, know what I mean? even), and turned us all on by tuning This little gem I feel was written without that makes people laugh, can be totally Anyone knows that musical superstars in to a hard rock that lasted until the an ounce of logic. I feel it was written wrong. represent the times, and isn't that what to appeal to the Polly Pure Hearts of guard began shooting. We were the wild its all about? American Society. I, also feel that the ones again, only this time we called our- Nudity becomes indecent only when it is selves peace lovers to make it all look writer draws on bad analogies to back The musical culture with its leader and presented in a perverted way. Children acceptable. We gulped cups of organic up his position. followers, like the "meaningful relation- must learn the difference between nudity tea, chanted "love, not war,' wore the ships" of our age, doesn't need a critic, and perverted nudity. For many years flowered Brooks, and ate marijuana The writer states; "Shoplifting doesn't people were taught that nudity and sex analyzer, or counselor. It needs a shit always hurt someone, especially if that brownies. Our minds expanded till they detector. were dirty. This philosophy has been resembled a peacock's feathers. Only someone doesn't know about it. Bullshit, the source of many sexual hangups in And, baby, THAT'S where it's all at. shoplifting hurts every consumer in Amer- America. God did not give us clothing ica, shop owners and store managers because we are sinful. I contend God have been, for many years, jacking up gave man the brain power to develop prices to cover the cost of shoplifted a source of protection, for an otherwise goods. Shoplifting hurts consumers. frail exterior, not to prevent us from seeing so called undesirable parts of the JEROME Secondly, he states, "Should a child learn human anatomy. cheating and stealing are okay, this could BY Jerome Christenson lead to bigger crimes. The same can be The views expressed by the writer, that inseparable. And as long as students can said of streaking." True stealing and nudity is sinful!, is purist hogwash! There All right, youse guys--enough's enough! arrange to drink their beer more cheaply cheating could lead to bigger crimes. So is nothing sinful about the naked body, Contrary to popular opinion, I am not than they can drink it in a bar, there can drinking milk, if you want to delye just the way that nakedness is presented. content with the world. Since the doctor will be keggers. City Attorney Robert- into abstract reasoning. Streaking, true, smacked my bare, new-born butt, I have son's advice to the policeto "crackdown" under certain circumstances is wrong. Sir - I contend that you have presented been objecting to the dirty trick the sounds similar to Canute ordering the We have laws governing "indecent ex- your argument in the worst way possible. Creator of the Universe pulled on me tides to halt. It's simply beyond thepower posure." I feel under the circumstances Your purist scare tactics are illogical, by placing me in this galactic insane of mortal man to order either event to that streaking as it is being presented now and full of bull dung. asylum and shall continue to do so until "cease and desist." It's too bad some is not wrong. Streaking is presented in that final day of ultimate judgment when people just can't leave things well enough I am let in on this cosmic practical joke. alone. Contentment had nothing to do with my .************ absence from these pages; I've simply been goofing off, feeding pigs and col- Wonder of Wonders, Miracle of Miracles, Time-Warped lecting unpleasantness to spew forth in the Winona State Constitutional Drafting the future weeks. So fear not, editor Committee has produced a constituion! willing and if the creek don't rise, the And only two and a half years late! by Dick Emanuel to the two GoH's, Ben Bova, already column you love to hate will clutter up Now that we've got it, the question is, mentioned as the editor of ANALOG, these pages for some time to come. what to do with it? I don't think it makes The convention tradition to science fic- will be at Minicon 8 to serve on the With that said, let's take a quick look a bit of difference. This place is going tion is a time-honored one, and it is a panels and act as Toastmaster at the at a bit of the stuff that's been hitting to muddle through regardless of what tradition which the Minnesota Science banquet. Gordon R. Dickson and Clifford the fan recently. happens to this hideous jumble of over- Fiction Society observes once or twice D. Simak are Hugo-winning SF writers worded legacy that we have been asked a year. The organization, abbreviated who live in the Twin Cities area, and I guess it's an oblication for every column- to consider , and pass judgment upon. I Minn-stf for somewhat obscure reasons, as always, they will serve on the panels ist and self appointed, social connentator judge it dull and unimportant. If we ignore is a non-profit corporation composed of and be available for button-holing as to comment on streakers and streaking. it, it will go away and things will continue SF fans mainly from the Minneapolis- well. Gordy Dickson is a good friend My comment is simple: If any lovely to bungle along in the usual fashion. That's St. Paul area. Their conventions are of Ben Bova's and he has prevailed your ladies. (Ms's.?) get the urge to dash the best we can hope for in any case. called Minicons, and Minicon 8 will be upon him to attend several Minicons in about clothes in naught but skin and held over the Easter weekend this spring, the past. Last year, Cliff Simak's novel, sneakers but are a bit shy about having Darn! The registrars and the approp- April 12-14. "A Choice of Gods," was a Hugo nom- too large an audience, I live three miles riate committees have made my life inee. west of Ostrander and am not afraid of more difficult again. It always seems I There have been 31 World Science Fic- the wrath of God or decay of my morals, decide to drop a class the day after the tion Conventions to date, and these are Minicon 8 will be held at the Hotel Dyck- so come on out. All I ask is, kindly last day to drop classes, and the old held annually, usually around Septem- man in downtown Minneapolis. Registra- streak slowly. Gentlemen need not apply. NC grade has saved my embattled GPA ber first. But in addition, there are tion is $3.00 in advance and $4.00 at the more than a few times. Now they pro- numerous smaller cons, as they are door, and payment should be made to ************* pose to arrange things so NC will affect Called, held in cities across the United Minicon and sent to Bev Swanson, 2301 my standing in this institution. Drat! States, in Europe, and in . Science Elliot Avenue S., Minneapolis, Minne- So keggers are supposedly as dead as More hassles for the disorganized goof- fiction conventions vary greatly in size sota, 55404. For more information about the Great Auk. Sure, and bumble bees off. and programming, but most have a Pro Minicon 8, contact Don Blyly, 343 19th make windshield wipers. As long as beer Guest of Honor (GoH) who gives a speech St., Apt. 5B, Minneapolis, Minnesota and students have existed, they have been Well, `nuff said for now. And Jenile, at a banquet, and often a Fan GoH too; 55404. your little butterball is alive and well they have an SF art show and auction; and lonesome in Ostrander. Come out panel discussions with SF writers, edi- and see me sometime! W ell, back to my tors, artists and prominent fans taking manure coated place of exile--farewell! part; there are Sf films; there is a Huckster's area where fans may buy new ' or used books, magazines, or other SF- t related goods; and there are parties. Minicon 8 will have all of these things. The Pro GoH for Minicon 8 will be Frank Sees A Lack Of Student Involvement Kelly Freas. Kelly Freas has won more Hugo Awards for his SF artwork than MPIRG needed 50 percent. MPIRG is Recently 4 few things have happened on participate? The areas in which you are any other artist, and he will be bringing screaming for members, as their board this campus that I feel should be com- allowed, have trouble getting students to a number of his paintings for the art totals 25 people. This is student run, mented on. even come and attend a session, let along show and the auction. He was the chief funded and directed, and yet we have no participate. The recent still-born coal- artist for ASTOUNDING STORIES, now There is a new constitution for the college real student participation. ANALOG, under John Campbell, and he ition to get student input for changes to under consideration. I have noted a yell the constitution is an excellent example. still does much work for ANALOG under IS THIS INVOLVEMENT? There are many about student rights. Okay, now look at the Less than 50 people showed up at that its new editor, Ben Bova. The Fan GoH areas which are weakened, dead or dying constitution. These same students' rights meeting, and less than 10 percent did all will be Bob Tucker who has been in SF because of little or no student action are being protected by a few concerned the work. Student involvement? fandom since before the Golden Age of students and faculty, with little or no (and this includes departments) and still the Forties. Tucker has done s_ome_nram the cry is heard that students want to be input. How about some? At the last Senate meeting, MPIRG stated fes,sional writing with good success, but involved. Yet, when the chance is offered, that they had to re-petition to stay on he is still widely known in fandom as a nobody takes advantage of it. Student in- There is a constant gripe about studery' campus, as only 24 percent of the student hardy conventioneer and fan. In addition volvement? DENNIS HERDINA Involvement. Why aren't we allowed to body agreed to pay the one dollar fee. page 5 Feels Swimmers

Classified ad rates: $1 for first 15 words. Each additional word $.05. dassified ads Were Neglected All ads should be sub- mitted to 101 Phelps or call 457- 2158. Ads mustbe paid in advance. Miscellaneous Reference was made in a recent issue of team, but I do like the sport very much. the Winonan to the fact that the wrestlers I think that if an apology is being offered, -' TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: had not received proper coverage. That's it should be made in their direction also. FOR SALE ' Please return my bag of lingerie fine, and it may well be true, but what I know if I was a member of that team, stolen at the laundromat. JAKE. about the swimming team? Nothing was I'd be disturbed because they put in as FOR SALE - 1971 Ford Torino 351 THANKS TO THE FAMILY mentioned about them, and I think they many hours of work as the other sports received less coverage than the wrestlers V-8 engine, blue with white stripes. EMPIRE for all your help in taking do, and should receive as much credit. 38,000 miles. Phone 454-5913 after did during the year. care of our kegger. Nancy, CHRIS HASS 5. Maryjean, Janice, Mark and Bob,

I am not a member of the swimming FOR SALE - 3303 Craig stereo TO THE GUYS ANDor gals who components, AM-FM radio, 8 track ripped off books from the book tape player and recorder, record exchange. Thanks alot! Your the player and speakers with two only failures in an otherwise microphones, $225.00. Call 452- successful project. Comments On IRHC 6159 after 6. .■■ BY OWNER - pair JBL-L100's WANTED Sometime I wonder why I am even in- Bill Bushlack readily admits that he was Maiantz, 90 watt receiver, shure talked into running for President of the V15 cartridge. Gerrard turntable - volved in the Inter-Residence Hall Coun- power base. Financing available. council. The people are great and so WANTED: person to sell tourist cil. I can remember election time last Tel. 452-2899. much fun." Bill says the involvement publication advertising in area year and how fired up I was, listening within 60 miles of Winona for 1-2 to one of last year's dorm Presidents. is not regretted and says "we accom- FOR SALE - Diving Outfit for sale, months starting immediately. Must My year as Treasurer has given me plished a lot, but could have- done more $110.00. Call 288-7503, Rochester. have car, irregular hours possible. many new friends and insights. The best if we had help from those we represent." Ask for Jim. Contact Gary Stumpf, Young Press part of this year has been all of the great Inc., Wabasha, Mn. (612) 565-4433. , people I have met. I feel somewhat of a Barb Cashman is co-President of Lucas. confidence in having at least done some- She too was "talked" into becoming in- HELP WANTED WANTED: Someone to bring my volved in IRHC. She transferred from Kayak back from Chicago area. thing to make dorm life better. At least Will pay gas money and provide I can say I tried rather than to have just the university to WSC this year and was MEN! WOMEN! Jobs on Ships! No racks and ropes. Call 452-9650. complained. a new face to the campus and dorm. experience required. Excellent Barb feels her involvement with Inter- pay. Worldwide travel. Perfect WANTED: I need interior parts for I asked some of the others involved this Hall has helped her meet many people summer job or career. Send $3.00 a 1956 Cadillac, if you , have any.r10998 and become involved with campus life. for information. SEAFAX, Please call 452-7869. , - year what they thought about the year. Department. FF-2, P.O. Box 2049, Their comments were interesting. Sue Her work involved her with campus ad- Port Angeles, Wash. 98362. ministration, so that she could actually FREEDOM ACTION COALITION Hallquist was co-President of Sheehan Wanna join a fine see WANTS YOU: and she looked at the IRHC as a "chance the benefits of the labor. She chall- MASSEUSES NEEDED - will train, organization -- try F.A.C. we're = ' to participate in student input to the ad- enges students to grab hold of this proven call for interview between 10 a.m. FREE. Inquire at Senate Office ox- ministration." She hopedto help "improve power machine titled "IHRC" and make and 10 p.m. Phone 452-4320. write Box 59 Student Union. Winona ,- living conditions for dorm residents so as WSC a place of your own. State College. to make WSC doriris a home away from FEMALES: here is the job for you. The people who have expressed their No experience needed, we will WANTED - One roommate, must be home." Sue also found her experience to variety, ideas want to thank those who "talked" train. This is a job of great odd and love beer. See Randy or be good for meeting and working with you will work in several different Dave. people. Her feeling is that IRHC actually them into becoming involved in IRHC. positions under many people. accomplished something for the students They hope they have talked more stu- Inquire at 69 Mattress Flatts. Ask that wouldn't have otherwise came about. dents into becoming involved. for Madame. KATHY MORAN PERSONALS TYPING DONE JEROME: I miss you, my little GIVE YOURSELF A BREAK - I type butter ball. Love, Jenile. Thinks Bodies Were application letters, (free carbons included), term papers, lab DEAREST BRUCIE - I must confes! reports, short papers, book to you that I am not really a virgin. reports, etc. Enjoy the Spring MAURICE Not Made Fully Clothed weather. FAST SERVICE . Reasonable rates, automatic proof PREGNANT AND DISTRESSED? reading. Call 454 - 5631. We can help you. Free confidential, The logic of the religious, especially Personally, I do not believe in morals. non - sectarian service. Call that of "Concerned Student", has always I am more concerned about individuals GOT A PROBLEM? Or just wanna talk. Call Y.E.S. Phone 452-5590. BIRTHRIGHT, 452-2421. bothered me. If God gave us clothes for and their inability to cope with "moral" a purpose (as this person stated) which laws, whether they be governmental, re- I do not believe he did, then God also ligious or social. gave us bodies for a purpos e. That purpose GARY BRUMMOND may be streaking.

Likes Both "Ms." And "Her"

Ms. Dorner should re-examine Mr. Has- ulary. It tells one's sex, not one's marital pel's letter to. the Winonan (March 12). status. Mr. Haspel states that he was waling out of the bookstore when he saw some Also, Ms. Dorner should not jump to the conclusion that Mr. Haspel cannot spell sample packages labelled His and Ms. word "Marital '. Better publications He does not attack Ms. as an address, the , but found it odd that it should replace then the Winonan have been known to make printing errors. Take not of the spelling the word HER on those boxes. It is under- standable that women would wish to use of your own name in the last Winonan. Should I assume that you cannot spell Ms. when being addressed, since men use only Mr. So replace Miss and Mrs., your own name correctly? DEAN SWENSON but leave the word HER in our vocab- Believes Patience Works Both Ways

The paychecks came in late Friday, so Friday, the tables were turned and the the steno pool could not distribute them crowd arrived at 10 but the checks did at 10 a.m., as they ususally do. Things not. Somehow the girls in the• steno pool like that happen. But on March 1, I were not as patient as they had expected Give us a look. NewTen„ lines"Robert of tried to get my check ten minutes ahead shirts by "Bang me to be only a few weeks before. Why? Bruce" and "Golden V ee." of time, at 9:50 and was turned away. Shouldn't they practice what they preach? Sharp slacks by "W r ight' • and The secretary told me "No, you will BILL MARX " L ee.' ' popular prices. have to wait until 10." page 6

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Children's Theater of the Mind travels!

CHILDREN'S THEATRE OF THE MIND, a troupe of ten actors from Winona State that has toured extensively through- out southeastern Minnesota since October, has been invited to perform at the second annual Northern Plains Interpretation Festival in Grand Forks, North Dakota, April 4-6.

The company, under the direction of Vivian Fusillo, will leave Thursday morn- ing for the three-day festival at the University of North Dakota in Grand Forks.

The festival is entitled "The Animated World: Children's Literature and Creativ- ity" and will explore the many ways of presenting literature to children that will excite their interest in the oral and visual dimension of poetry and prose. Through lectures, workshops, performances and discussions, the participants will explore and vocal interpretation and brings to interpretation festival is Orlin Corey, abroad. and exchange ideas on creativity and child- life such memorable stories as "Horton ren. one of the most notable practitioners of children's theatre in the United States. CHILDREN'S THEATRE OF THE MIND Hatches the Egg," "Chicken Little," "The Other schools invited to perform include will perform before festival participants House That Jack Built" and many more. Saturday morning and it promises to place Northeastern Illinois, the University of Cory's troupe, EVERYMAN PLAYERS, Audiences have unanimously acclaimed Winona State College on the map as a CHILDREN'S THEATRE OF THE MIND Wisconsin at Eau Claire, St, Cloud State has performed in Venice, off-Broadway, leader in children's threatre. as one of the very best touring shows on College and the U niversity of North Dakota. and at two world fairs. His children's threatre production of RAYNARD, THE the road today and have invited the com- FOX was the first American professional Throughout their present tour, which has pany to return to their schools. Among the outstanding artists who will included a performance before the South- share experiences and knowledge at the production for children to be toured east Minnesota Reading Conference, the The actors who perform CTM are Julie troupe has been cheered by children and Anderson, Amy Conlan, Jim Danneker, educators alike (nearly 6,000 in all). Their Sue Johnson, Dean Kephart, Dave Lan- show is a fifty-minute montage of great genfeld, Blaine Marcou, Kim Mills, Sandy children's stories set to dance, music Paton and Katies Sexton.

Senior Recital

Miss Marcia Masters, flutist, will present a recital on Sunday, April 7th at 2 p.m. in the Performing Arts Recital Hall. Miss Musters is a senior at Winona State College and she will graduate in May with a Bachelor of Science degree in music. Miss Masters is presently studying flute with Mr. Gene Anderson, wind instructor at i'llE111C11-11-11-1 811-1UllflIET Winona State. 111DIICIIEIIP SIIHCW" Andrew Wolf To Play Andrew Wolf will be at the Performing Arts Auditorium, April Tuesday 4th, at 8:15 p,m. This is a Tri-College Concert & Lectures Series on the spot Interview with streaking leakei presentation and will be free to the student body. Mr. Wolf will also be holding a masters class at 4:00 p.m. the same day. This and of-ur told tales will be held in the Performing Arts recital hall. Anyone wishing 63opm channel 12 in color to attend may do so. • PROGRAM

WINONA STATE COILUECIE Prelude and Fugue in C sharp Major. . . Johann Sebastian Bach

Sonata No. 2 in G minor • • • O • •. . Robert Schumann Nocturne in F Major Etude in G flat Major . . . Frederic Chopin Suite "Pour le Piano" Claude Debussy Two Preludes . • . George Gershwin Prelude in C sharp Minor Prelude x in G Minor . . Sergei Racmaninoff Community Concerts presents Arthur Thompson Arthur Thompson, who won the smoothly handled, and his music he has assimilated so well Marion Anderson Award in 1970 as enunciation made the text easy to that he turned them into natural well as the Ezio Pinza Award and understand, particularly valuable sounding discourses." the Young Concert Artists in the Ives Song_s whose tricky Raymond Ericson, New York Times Auditions has one of the finest young voices in America. Having studied as Julliard and the Metropolitan Opera Studio, he has appeared as soloist with the St. Louis Symphony, the Milwaukee Poetry Comer Symphony and others and with orchestras and in recital throughout central America with great success. Mr. Thompson has For every_ evil under the sun, sung lead roles with the Juilliard Opera Theater, the Metropoliton There is r= remedy, or there is none. Opera Studio, and the Aspen and Dartmouth Festivals, and made his If there be one, try to find it, New York Recital debut in 1967 to remarkable critical acclaim. If there be none, never mind it.

"Mr. Thompson sang everything , M. Goose well. He has a fine, resonant voice, STEVE McQUEEN if Is "PAPILLON"

"My name could as easily have APILLON been Papillon, too," states Steve McQueen in a moment of self- ONE OF THE BEST revelation while discussing his latestmotion picture, "Papillon." McQueen stars in the title role of ADVENTURE MOVIES the screen adaptation of Henri Charriere's int3rnational best- selling memoirs of his adventures OF THE YEAR." as an escaped convict from penal colonies in French Guiana and —Kevin Sanders, ABC-TV Devil's Island.

')-McQueen points out that while the late Charriere's nickname, Papillon, came from the tattoo of a butterfly on his chest, "it was also a symbolic reference to this man's character, to his need, like that of a butterfly, to live free or not at all."

It was this same strain in McQueen's personality, career, and life experiences which made him not only the first but the only, choice of director Franklin J. Schaffner for the title role.

"Success as an actor, and the wealth that has come with it," Schaffner. explains, "has never changed the underlying nature of Steve. He's still basically the same youngster whose resistance to any restraints ultimately led him to minor encounters with the law and then a period in the Boys Republic of Chino, a local California institution for teenagers."

ALLIED ARTISTS presents STEVE -DUSTM Mc QUEER HOFFM1111 in a FRANKLIN J. SCHAFFNER lilm

VICTOR JORY DON GORDON ANTHONY ZERBE TED RICHMOND ..—....—.ROBERT DORFMANN FRANKLIN J. SCHAFFNER ',DALTON TRUMBO,dLORENZO SEMPLE, Jr. ".''r,.,:.7.;. HENRI CHARRIERE . JERRY GOLDSMITH FRANKLIN J. SCHAFFNER PANAVISION' TECHNICOLOR' 'ORIGINAL SOUND TRACK ON CAPITOL RECORDS] ALLIED ARTISTS.. • • 1!ENJALGII'r!EPTI!! as PG PA ... STEVE McQUEEN plays the title role in the Allied Artists COME EARLY release "Papillon," the film FEATURES STATE version of the sensational best- STARTS WEDNESDAY AT 7:02 - 9:40 No Passes seller. REDFORD NEWMAN HELD OVER COME EARLY Nominated Features at for 10 7:02 - 9:21 Academy STING No Passes Awards page 8

SPORTS Warriors Destroy !Indiana State •

by Mark Horvath Mike Urbach led the attack with two home runs, including a grand slam, The Warrior baseball team started and drove in seven runs on the day. off their season with a roar, as they Doug Sauer also cracked a four- demolished the Indiana State bagger the 11th of his career. Jeff Sycamores 22-0, in the first game Youngbauer, Dave Anderson and of the Cougar Classic, played in Rollie Smith slammed doubles to Edwardsville, Illinois. Winona was help the offensive power display. to play twice on Sunday. Mike Case and Stu Spicer combined The WSC team opened the game forces to throw the one-hitter, Case with a six-run first inning, scored pitching five innings, and Spicer the only once through the next three final two. It was an impressive inq `salpoq "jam jo suowod asIEJ performance for both men, and for •ssup ayi 4ITM 2uppom cq frames, and then blew the game Sprqs ivapuadapu! umpa.13 anlaDal ,cq paiEdaJd law ampajas 'quo u-ea uaw„ •pjnoo Jana uaw ueyi apart with a 6-run fifth and an 8-run the entire Warrior team. osiE sas.mN •sIsEq jjej-ssEdE E of samaswato 131.11sai of .,Cusua aiow slip op of apTe are 'Cain outburst in the seventh. All sulTEI3 lnq `Su uawom ONEUI UE3 ails Winona State is to play their home uo JO iIpaJa Joj uaNti aq UED a/veil SSEID aip aluei OCIM OSOILL tagether, the Warriors pounded out rans jo dot oyi iE siCEps.mu, puE MO y Xpouxa sEs lou pinom ping •siN 18 hits in an extremely successful opener tomorrow at Gabryth Park against Upper Iowa, should the field siCEpsand, uo laaw 'um ss -eja au, offensive day. •asinoo be playable. 1,11E3 Sum os„ `sSes aqs „`Jauu .eui •p.ing sw!Ep RiPuopnionai Jag 2upei „lave Likewise, the Warriors shined on awes. aqi Alip -exa u! jjo 31001 'c log puE do ia2 aiow luapals ping •syq swIej3 `aniD slq2Iati mau of J -eos jum sjIdndatgi defense. The Sycamores could only opop aqd,„ - snomajasuo3 ayi anvil XjaiwIjap alp Si jjo-alrel jo umojJEjn2uE au, Jo s °wog puE spuTiu alp sadoq ping manage one hit off the Winona Him sm,„ - pamowe a2EJanaq jo - luaiulJEdap aqi Jo XlinouJ 041 hurlers, and the fielding was iuloj u!Ew alp s! °DT!' aunid •peaJg jjo 2u13el isnf are uaiuom of uomppE lsamau `ping Euij JQ perfect, as an errorless day was „ - aS.1 uo uayea aq of `saipfmpues asaip (anocre umoqs) qdEJ2oloqd Jo uoreaia ajos aql sT luatuanapp'e turned in. The lone Indiana State hit asjEuuoiCEw puE Jannq lnuEad alp fq aas UE3 noiC sv„ •ping aiqumaptuai sP4,L iS1.1 of was a Texas league single in the `sauTpres aq jum saidEls pool uiEw pies „'dais aj2u!s E u! ssaDoJd moq urea' Tum uawom `luatul.redap fifth. au, - Spms jo sJnoq 2uoj JaijE pang 2umli 1E101 alp anajtpEUEDuawom uopEonpg IP 3IsAid 841 142rrel aq 'um 1E41 ss -ep mau

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