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Congratulations to the Lady Tribunes on their NJCAA National Soccer Championship Also,congratulations to Karen Sloan first team All- American and Jamie Bonterfor second team All- American * * * * News Entertainment A&F Toons Sports Candlebox Vandalism Personals Apology NBA Review Kids News page 2 Women's soccer captures national crown

game posed more of a Johnson. Tricia MCC Women's Tribunes. by David J. Sprankle were freshmen Sarah DiQuattro, Jamie Bonter, Congratulations CO-sportS editor Johnson, Kerrie challenge for the Lady and Amy Koudelka. to the following people Schillaci, Amy Tribunes as they played The final game on their postseason Well it didn't take Koudelka,and Tricia to a 3-3 tie with #5 of the tournament can be honors: Jaime Bonter too long for the MCC DiQuattro, and sopho- Schoolcraft College from explained in one word: Second-Team All Lady Tribunes soccer mores Carla Filippetti, , Livonia, Michigan. The team to prove why they Tribunes got a tremen- rivalry, with #1 ranked America, All-tournament Mamie Blewitt, and team selection and All- went into the national dous scare in regulation MCC playing #2 ranked Kelly Cole. Keeping Region Team Defender tournament ranked #1. In with only 2 minutes left. Champlain for the na- Fanningdale at bay in for NSCAA; Karen the quarterfinal game of Being down by a score of tional championship. All goal were all three Sloan First Team All- the tournament MCC 3-2 and needing to score, season long these two keepers, as freshman American, All-tourna- blasted eighth ranked the Tribunes turned to teams have gone at each Keisha Coombs, sopho- ment team selection, SUNY Fanningdale 7-2, All-Tournament forward other, splitting their two more Dorina Long and Tournament Most Valu- the most impressive part Karen Sloan, who deliv- meetings with one win freshman Joanna Beavers able Forward and All- being seven goals by ered the tying goal with 1 each. This game was no each chipping in 30 Region Team Attacker seven different people. minute and 45 seconds exception. minutes in goal. for NSCAA; Carla Scoring for the Tribunes left in regulation. The Tribunes got The semifinal Filippetti, named to the Scoring the three regula- their only goal of the All-Tournament team tion goals for the Tri- game from their All- selection; Keisha bunes were Karen Sloan tournament and First Vandalism a Coombs who was se- with two goals and Amy Team All-American lected the Tournament Koudelkawith one. After forward Karen Sloan, Outstanding Goalkeeper problem at MCC two overtimes, the who, on the from and named the Goal- Tribunes were still tied freshman Mags Hayden, keeper for the All-Region 3-3 with Schoolcraft blew by a Champlain NSCAA team; Robyn by Jeff Wager against the blue ceiling defender down the left College. The game came Malloy, who was named Editor-in-Chief grids in the Brick down to penalty kicks, side of the field and Lounge, which have been to the Mid-field for the giving MCC the opportu- hammered in a shot to NSCAA All-Region As one walks the much more visible and nity to show off the skills the right post, beating the halls, sits in the Brick more highly publicized. team. Congratulation of the All-Tournament Champlain goalkeeper. also to Coach Penny Lounge, or uses the However, for the most teams outstanding goal- This goal com- Fuehrer, named Coach of restrooms at MCC, it's part, vandalism at MCC keeper, Kiesha Coombs. bined with the excellent the Year. hard to miss the abun- is a silent problem that is The Tribunes netted the play of Tribunes All- dance of vandalism and met with blind indiffer- win with Keisha making tournament Outstanding graffiti. While some ence by a majority of the the crucial save of a Goalkeeper Keisha students take pleasure in student body. penalty kick. Scoring on Coombs was enough to defacing school property, What most penalty kicks for the preserve the win and the Student Opera- students who vandalize Tribunes were Sarah national title for the tions Director Rick fail to realize is that the Sadwick thinks everyone money to pay for both should be aware that the materials to replace these damages cost the scats and the labor Parking problems at MCC students large amounts of needed to perform this money. task comes out of student The damage to fees. If too much money the upholstery and tables is needed to fix such in the Brick Lounge is unnecessary damage, it astounding. At least can reasonably be ex- $3,500 in repairs have pected that student fees been done to the blue will go up. leather seats, the brown Another solution fabric couches, and the that Sadwick has had to endtables. The seats in implement is the use of the lounge are often lower quality materials to sliced with knives or replace the more expen- razor blades, and the sive materials that arc endtables are occasion- being damaged. To ally marred with graffiti. replace the blue leather, Not only that, but he has requisitioned student operations several vinyl seats that workers have the task of arc much cheaper. cleaning the Terrace Vandalism is a tables and the walls of problem that affects the Brick Lounge every everyone at MCC, black (above): Yet another packed MCC parking lot. Is so often. Between $50 or white, male or female, parking at MCC out of control? Story, page 3. and $100 a semester is whether that person spent on this. vandalizes or not. If There have been such a problem is treated photo by Tim Herlihy other incidents, such as with ignorance, it will the throwing of a football never be solved. News page. Parking tickets-are they a problem? N.Y.C. Diamond Outlet,

By Kxm window was smashed Staff parking lot, in the Inc. News Editor out. There have been Loop, or in unmarked anywhere from 21 spaces. Did you ever citations to 114per day. Now that you wonder why you gel a Now ask yourself, where know why students and NO CREDTT? parking ticket? Or if you one of those 114? teachers get ticketed, teachers receive as And if you were, what you are probably many parking tickets as can you do about it'.' wondering what rules WE GIVE students? How about Leah Dyer, they are breaking. A how you can prevent Parking Supervisor, gave few rules are, forgetting getting a parking ticket'.' some good insite on who their sticker, or leaving If you have answered is getting ticketed, what it in a different car, $800.00 "yes"' to any of these rules we are breaking and parking in a handi- questions, keep reading. how we can prevent this capped spot. Monroe Com- from happening again. So how can we INSTANT munity College has There are many prevent ourselves from many rules and regula- reasons why students and receiving a ticket? tions regarding parking. teachers alike are getting Follow these two Still, some people seem ticketed. Here are the simple rules: Read CREDIT to break them. most common: signs!!! And don't ROCHESTERS LARGEST SELECTION OF Since the begin- -They have no forget your permit. DIAMONDS AND GOLD AT N.Y.C. WHOLESALE ling o\~ this semester, permit or it is illegally Everyone's life will be PRICES there has been a steady displayed. It needs to be so much easier, and increase in the number visible, and the best your pockets will be FIRST TIME BUYERS of parking tickets issued place to put it is on the fuller. on the MCC campus. driver side back window. QUALIFICATIONS: • NF.VKR HAD (lUDI I 1111OKIMIK IX (III (IM It On 10/05/95. 96 -students are •HAVE DRIVERS OH NON DRIVERS I.K.'KNCEMH'.EN WOHKINC Kill (INK YEAR citations were issued parking in the Faculty MIDTOWN PLAZA-TERRACE LEVEL-454-3860 and a students car door

Heavy Drinking . . Is It Really Worth It?

I ou may think heavy drinking is an acceptable part of the college experience. Past Month Heavy Drinking* by Age, 1994 But have you considered the conse- quences? When you drink, you run the risk of doing something you'll regret later. When you're under the influence of alcohol, you're more likely to expose yourself to a sexually transmitted disease (STD) by having unprotected sex. You Great Reasons Why You could get yourself into a situation you may not be able to handle—or get out of. Should Choose Air Force: Falling grades and dropping out become a reality because college students who drink High-tech training the most get the lowest grades. Education Experience All students ask, "Is it really 18-21 22-25 26-29 30-34 Excellent salary worth taking the kind of risk that could Age Management opportunities negatively affect the rest of my life?" For * Heavy drinking is defined as five or more drinks per day on each of five Medical and dental coverage free materials and other resource informa- or more days in the past thirty days. Advancement tion on alcohol and illicit drugs, call the Worldwide travel National Clearinghouse for Alcohol and Drug Information at 1-800-729-6686. SAMHSA PreventionWORKS.' Tax-free allowances For more information call Naltonal Household Survey on Drug Abuse, Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA), Sept.1995 1-800-423-USAF or contact your local Air Force recruiter.

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The Monroe Doctrine is always looking «* FREE* tree for talented writers and photographers. Stop h\ room 3-109 and get involved! Entertainment page 4 Candlebox lights up Syracuse PERSONALS To the sex appeal. When they hx Lindsay White they increased the mem- watch from behind stage. speaker of the Syaff writer bers of their fan club. belted out the popular Again, it was a case of They even went as far as tunes "Molly" and the wrong place at the Senate: Thank On Saturday, putting on the bras and "Plowed", the crowd wrong time. you for making November 18th, underwear that had been went wild. To show their To show their Canldebox, Sponge, and thrown up from the appreciation for the gratitude to Our Lady my life com- Our Lady Piece shook crowd. With the help of crowds response, Vinny Peace, as if their first gift plete on 11/20 the Onodoga War Memo- the stage crew and their ran into the crowd and wasn't enough, the two rial. The drive down to attempt to mess up Our didn't stop until he bands got together for a Love, Syracuse was enoughto Lady's final song, their reached the upper level few final songs. Singing your new get their fans psyched up act was a regular festiv- of seats. tunes from the former for a great concert, and ity. You don't see that Finally, band Blind Melon and Husband that's just what they much confetti at a New Candlebox made their the well known Janes gave. Whose ever idea it Years Eve bash. appearance with songs Addiction, the two was to bring these bands Next in line was from their new CD Lucy blended together as if together, it was genius. the Detroit band Sponge. along with some oldies they'd been doing this The opening act, Talk about working the but goodies. Their forever. Our Lady Peace, was crowd! Even though performance included a As if this isn't To The Senate: awesome. Unfortunately, they were one of the lot of psychedelic pro- good enough, there's Experience is a unless you're a fan of opening bands for cessions and periodic more. The greatest wonderful thing. It Our Lady Peace, their Candlebox, there was no strobe lights, perfect for surprise was when enables you to recog- songs were pretty much doubt that they stole the dancing and going crazy. Candlebox announced nize a mistake when foreign. Even with this show. Vinny, the lead While they could have that they were making you make it again. drawback, these Canadi- singer of Sponge, won worked the crowd better, this concert into a tape. Your Speaker. ans made their last night the crowd over with his their hits "Far Behind", As you can imagine, the on tour a part of concert pink hair, plastic skin, "You", and their new one crowd went wild. No Happy Happy history. With their hit tight pants, and captivat- "Raining", were memo- doubt, this was definitely Birthday song Star Seed, and the ing movements. He rable. One plus was they the concert of the year. Mike, Jason .Garrett unique way thy worked proved that even the picked about ten lucky and advisory Joe, Love the crowd, it's obvious weirdest people can have ladies from the crowd to continued on pg. 5 Winter in Rochester

Genesee Valley: B\ Jamie Lynn Qucukenbusli tions, walk through a info Seneca Park Zoo 13 1 Elmwood Avenue Staff Writer Mars base and space 2222 St. Paul Street (outdoor) station, and more. Downstairs Cabaret Come on, have you $3.50, 235-6684 or Now that winter's Open M-Sat: 9-5, & Theatre been there since elemen- 3290 here, Darien Lake, Su: 12-5 151 St. Paul Street tary school? All of the SUNY Brockport: rollerblading, and beach $6, call 271-1880 Call for a schedule same cute animals are volleyball aren't very of current and upcoming there, but the zoo itself $4, call 395-5365 practical options when RMSC Planetarium plays and musicals. has been added to and If you're flat broke: looking for something to 657 East Avenue Regular prices are improved. do in your spare time. The planetarium $ 18-$21 open M-F: 10-5, and Center at High Falls But Rochester does have was completely reno- Ask about a dis- 10-7 on weekends and 60 Browns Race quite a variety of things vated last year, and the count for full-time holidays. It's been called the to do for those of you improvement is astro- students $3, free on Mondays most beautiful and who like to get out of the nomical. There are call 325-4370 10-12 historic place in the city. house and do something shows daily, including The amazing falls are (when the weather star shows and a Led If you're short on Strong Museum surrounded by shops, allows). Whether it's a Zeppelin Laser show. funds: One Manhattan cafes, continuing exhibits weekday, night, or $6 Square and photo displays of weekend, there's gotta be call: 271-4320X401 Memorial Art There are special Rochester. All events are a way to spend your Gallery events and on-going free unless otherwise precious time... 500 University exhibits, including Genesee Country stated. The falls are lit Avenue hands-on activities for Museum from one hour after dark If you have money Continuing exhibits children and adults. Flint Hill Road. until eleven, and you can to spend: as well as special events. open M-Sat: 10-5, Mumford stroll or sit along the The gallery's classy Su: 1-5 Experience life as it cobblestone streets and The Rochester elegance is highlighted $3-$5 was in the 18th &19th walkway without much Museum and Science by beautiful architecture, centuries. You will walk disturbance. (Very Center a lovely restaurant, and Ice Skating through an authentic romantic!) 657 East Avenue village and tour homes of course thousands of Who doesn't love to call 325-2030 or the Along with the and shops. Cross coun- paintings, prints and ice skate'? Rochester has 24 hour info line: 292- other continuing exhibits, try ski trails open on sculptures. many public rinks, 8280 until January the mu- December 16. openT: 10-4, W-F: including seum will feature "Mis- Winter hours: 10-5 KIT: $3. skate Letchworth State sion to Mars." Experi- Th& F: 10-4 Su: 1-5 rental $2.50 ence astronaut training Sa& Su: 10-5 admission is $4 call 475-2222 or continued on [>}•. 5 and computer simula- call 538-6822 for 2223 Entertainment, continued from pg. 4 "Big River": Big success

Park b\ Jaime Lynn Quackenbu.sh highlights of a long Act I, Huck's narration. There Argo was adorable as a off route 19a in which culminated in the were instances, espe- young slave girl, and Castile, Wyoming It's been three show-stopping finale. cially in the first act, what a heart-wrenching County years since I fell in love Another espe- when it began to drag. moment when she is It's gorgeous all with Mark Twain's cially strong performance But whenever that separated from her year round, and offers brilliant novel about was given by Karena happened, the show was mother (Julie Irvin)! trails and guided hikes friendship and the cor- Johnson. Playing a slave saved by another one of Marc McNeil, Plus, it's free! ruption of society. But trying to escape from her Roger Miller's amazing however, stole the show. L call 493-3600 or 'The Adventures of owner, Karena battled songs. His Jim was frustrated, 3625 Huckleberry Finn" as I technical difficulties with The music was scared and angry, but remember it was trans- her microphone and still by far the strongest part remained strong through- Sledding formed nearly perfectly filled the theatre with her of the production, and it out. And Marc's bluesy, It's a fun, fast, ant into William Hauptman's beautiful voice during was performed extremely sometimes gospel sing- slightly dangerous way musical "Big River," her one powerful solo. well in most cases. It ing sent shivers down the to spend a day. Favor- performed last weekend Emotionally moving was perfect for the era spines of the audience ite places include here at MCC. moments such as this one and geography, complete members. There were Mendon Ponds and Paul Eberhardt, a were the backbone of with fiddle, banjo, and gasps and incredulous Powdermill Park in MCC graduate, defied "Big River". twangy guitar. The head-shaking to accom- Piltsford, and North his age and fell flaw- Huck's friend incorporation of guitarist pany each of his power- Hampton in Brockport. lessly into the role of Tom Sawyer was played Pat Pitre, fiddle player ful songs. His talent and Your own backyard can young, naive Huck. His wonderfully by Michael William Henrie, and emotion brought many to work, too. tenor voice was sweet O"'Conner. For anyone harmonica player Dan tears. And only a per- and clear in Huck's many who saw Michael portray Irving into the musical former of his caliber Of course this list songs. Paul's voice was the arrogant, demanding was brilliant. The three could elicit a standing doesn't cover every especially strong in the and frightening Captain musicians were in cos- ovation. The audience activity the city offers, impressive harmonies he in last fall's musical, it tume (all of the costumes complied willingly with but I hope it's given shared with Marc was especially amusing were perfect both for the his wish, and the cast you some ideas. Now McNeil who played Jim, to see him as a young, stage and for the period) danced and sang through you'll have no excuse the slave Huck is helping prepubescent trouble- and began each act the curtain call while the to say you can't find to run away. maker. Even singing out playing on stage with the crowd clapped along. anything to do this Huck escapes of his vocal range, actors. "Big River" left winter. Hey, we have t< from his drunken father Michael was yet another The large cast of the audience member with the snow. Bui (a strong performance by strong voice in the over forty people was an with a smile on his or her that doesn't mean we Scott Hildreth) by faking musical. enormously talented one. face, a skip in the step, have to stay inside for his own death, finds Jim, When any novel, The crowd scenes were and a faith in the true five months. and they set off for their particularly a lengthy clean and effective under goodness of people and a adventure down the one, is made into a Otis Young's direction, peaceful society. This Mississippi. On the way, musical, there is a huge and the incidental charac- show was much more More personals... the two encounter numer- struggle to keep crucial ters that Huck and Jim meaningful and moving ous characters. Two of toutilined from puge 4 dialogue intact without meet on their journey than the average, - the most memorable creating a six hour were generally very less musical. "Big were MCC faculty production. "Big River" good. The Wilkes sisters Welcome Senators River" made you think, members Frank Milligan , under three hours, in Act 11 (Tina Eberhardt, Gabe Cianfichi and and gave you a good and Edward Phoenix. included many of the Kathleen Car! and Dalia Peter Perdoue to our look at a society past... a Their comical portrayals funny and touching Saker) had a beautiful Student Government look thatcan still cause of the conniving "King" exchanges between song, and were all strong Association conflict. and "Duke" were the characters, as well as singers. Darcy Renee Best Regards Speaker Wyndham Deputy Speaker Hargrave Working on the Doctrine by Annette Belli 1)e Bat WORDLIST: Bill D

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INTERSESSION • BRIGHTON CAMPUS Call* Course # Course Title Lee/Lab Days Time Credits Dates Lab Fee 10065 ART 107 BC1 Watercolor LEC MTWRF 800AM-1150AM 3.00 1/2-19 $30 10066 ART 190 BC1 Papermaking LEC MTWRF 900AM-1150AM 3.00 1/2-19 $30 10062 COM 150 BC1 . Video Production LEC MTWRF 900AM-1110AM 3.00 1/2-19 $30 10063 COM 150 BC5 Laboratory LAB MTWRF 1115AM-125PM • .00 1/2-19 $30 10088 ECO 103 BC1 Persnl Mon Mgt. LEC MTWRF 900AM-1150AM 3.00 1/2-19 10089 ECO 103 BC2 Persnl Mon Mgt. LEC MTWRF 600PM- 850PM 3.00 1/2-19 10075 GEO 105 BC1 Astronomy LEC MTWRF 900AM-1150AM 3.00 1/2-19 10070 HIS 111 BC1 US Hist to 1865 LEC MTWRF 600PM-0850PM 3.00 1/2-19 10090 MAR 201 BC1 Salesmanship LEC MTWRF 900AM-1150AM 3.00 1/2-19 10033 MTH 108 BC1 Intro Geometry LEC MTWRF 1000AM-1055AM 1.00 1/2-19 10034 MTH 112 BC1 Intro to Trig LEC MTWRF 1000AM-1055AM 1.00 1/2-19 10069 MUS 113 BC1 Song Writing LEC MTWRF 900AM-1150AM 3.00 1/2-19 10076 OFT 120 BC1 Word Per/Window LEC S 900AM-0450PM 1.00 1/6-13 $30 10077 OFT 141 BC1 Gramr/Off Worke LEC MTWRF 900AM-1150AM 3.00 1/2-19 10078 PEC148BC1 Phys Fitness LEC MTWRF 900AM-1150AM 2.00 1/2-19 $14 10067 PSY 101 BC1 Intro to Psych LEC MTWRF 900AM-1150AM 3.00 1/2-19 10068 PSY201 BC1 Dev Psy-Child LEC MTWRF 900AM-1150AM 3.00 1/2-19 10092 SOC 101 BC1 Intro Sociology LEC MTWRF 900AM-1150AM 3.00 1/2-19 10060 SPT 100 BC1 Interper Com LEC MTWRF 900AM-1150AM 3.00 1/2-19 10061 SPT101 BC1 Public Speaking LEC MTWRF 900AM-1150AM 3.00 1/2-19 INTERSESSION • DAMON CAMPUS 10082 CIS 180 DC1 Int to Windows LEC TWRF 900AM-1220PM 1.00 1/2-5 $40 10083 CIS 180 DC2 Int to Windows LEC TWRF 600PM- 920PM 1.00 1/2-5 $40 10084 CIS 181 DC1 Intro Excel LEC MTWRF 900AM-1150AM 1.00 1/15-19 $40 10085 CIS 181 DC2 Intro Excel LEC MTWRF 600PM- 850AM 1.00 1/15-19 $40 10086 CIS 184 DC1 Intro to Word LEC MTWRF 900AM-1150AM 1.00 1/9-13 $40 10087 CIS 184 DC2 Intro to Word LEC MTWRF 600PM- 850PM 1.00 1/9-13 $40 10073 COS 101 DC1 Orientation Sem LEC MTWRF 1230PM-0125PM 1.00 1/2-19 10080 CRC 101 DC1 Pract. Comp. Lit. LEC M 900AM-12:00PM 3.00 1/2-19 $40 TWRF 900AM-1220PM 10081 CRC 101 DC2 Pract. Comp. Lit LEC M 600PM- 850PM 3.00 1/2-19 $40 TWRF 600PM- 920PM 10091 ENG 106 DC1 Lit of Evil-WR LEC MTWRF 900AM-1150AM 3.00 1/2-19 10072 HIS234DC1 Black Am Exper LEC MTWRF 900AM- 1150AM 3.00 1/2-19 10079 PEC 148 DC1 Phys Fitness LEC MTWRF 900AM- 1150AM 2.00 1/2-19 $14 10074 PSY 100 DCI Interperson Rel LEC MTWRF 900AM- 1150AM 3.00 1/2-19 10071 SOS 101 DCI Social Sci I LEC MTWRF 900AM- 1150AM 3.00 1/2-19 10064 SPT 100 DCI Interper Commun LEC MTWRF 900AM- 1150AM 3.00 1/2-19 Sports page 11 The kids are alright in the NBA

sters should shine in the Jones, Corie Blount, and Scott L. Sassone out of the University of be a Karl Malone type Cedric Ceballos have Co-Sports Editor North Carolina. Jerry player. He has tremen- very near future. L.A. thinking title. Stackhouse figures to be dous power inside and an (UNC), Did we forget When you look at in contention for this impressive touch from and the Fab 2, Juwan about Shaq? What's that? the NBA these days, you year's top rookie honor. outside for a big man. Howard and Chris Shaq's hurt? Well good, can catch a glimpse of He is considered to be The expansion Webber, are all all-star now we don't have to the talented youngsters the best player to come are caliber players. If talk about him. What who will someday take out of college since that placing their future in the Webber can recover from can we say about Shaq over the throne which is other guard from UNC. hands of rookie point his early season shoulder that hasn't been said? currently held by a man Most experts guard Damon injury, he will still have a named Mike. Three words: one- figured Stack would have Stoudamire (Arizona). shot at making the All- dimensional wonder. There is no gone first in this years Stoudamire is the best of star team as an alternate. Other than Shaq, shortage of talent in the draft, but the Warriors all of the point guards Wallace has a good shot there are very few big, NBA. With young needed a big man. That available for this year's at making All-rookie strong, and agile centers players like Anfernee is exactly what they got draft. Other top point honors, but don't expect in the rookie crop. But Hardaway, , in 6' 10" out of guards include, Fred to see him grab the big men fans just wait, , and Maryland. Smith Hoiberg (Indiana), Rookie of the Year. With college big men leading gives the Warriors an (Milwau- Former Michigan the way, the NBA is John Wallace, Tim athletic big man and an kee), and coming into it's own as Duncan, and Marcus intimidating shot blocker. (Sacramento). Edney and Antonio McDyess the top draw among Camby coming out next Smith may have to bulk looks to be the heir (Alabama) are the future spectator sports. year, you can look up a little though before apparent to the starting of the Nuggets forward to to a more Orlando's he gains more respect in point spot for the Kings. franchise. Rose has physical class of kids. Anfernee Hardaway the NBA. Phoenix's played well since first These youngsters ranks among the best of The Warriors are (Wiscon- game, and he continues are the future of the NBA this superstar crop. one of the most offen- sin) has become the to improve every time he they will be the players Penny added some sively stacked teams in surprise of this season's steps on the court, while who lead the league into weight to his otherwise the NBA. They possess draft. Finley has made McDyess figures to take the next century. If the small frame in the off more talent than almost an immediate impact on over for veteran first few season's of their season and he improved any other team but are both sides of the ball for Laphonso Ellis in the his all around game. careers are any indication hoping Smith will aid the Sun's. next few years. Hardaway had one of his of what's to come, you them on defense. In Dallas, the — best career games against may want to keep an eye Rising stars, Latrell Mavs have struggled, but Stop laughing! Garnett the aforemetioned Jordan on the NBA and keep Sprewell, Donyell they continue to have one could end up being a when he popped in 38 watching for the next Marshall, Cliff Rozier, of the most talented dominant player in the points early this year. Magic, Barkley, or even and John Barry give teams around, with Kidd NBA. He is only 18 the next Jordan. Penny has main- Golden State more depth and the other two J's, years old, and he is tained a high level of and are hoping to take Jimmy Jackson and already 6'11". If he But it may be a play and has led the the Warriors to the top. . continues to work hard, few more years before a player as dominate as "Shaq-less" Magic to one The self pro- This triple threat bulk up, and make good Michael comes along of the best records in claimed $100 million has title hopes, and, with use of his limited playing basketball. with the ability to take man Glenn Robinson the addition of rookie time, we could eventu- control of any situation Last season's Co- made very few friends (Duke), ally see Garnett among on the court and capti- rookies of the year, Grant last year when he asked they now have a little the league leaders in vate the world off the Hill and Jason Kidd, are for the century number more size in their line- scoring. Shawn Kemp court. But until Jordan perhaps the classiest and for his rookie salary. I up. Let's just hope Parks came directly out of high retires "Again," he still most respected of these guess we can't fault doesn't follow the path school, and he is a kids. Both figure to last rules as the most re- Milwaukee's manage- of fellow Blue Devils dominant shot blocker in this league for a long spected and feared player ment for turning down and and scorer for the Sonics. time. in the league. his initial offer. . Don't doubt the talent of Kidd racked up Big Dog put up Washington this guy, I have a feeling five triple-double's in his adequate numbers last probably has one of the he will surprise a whole rookie campaign, and year, but he did nothing most talented front courts lot of people in the NBA. Hill led all rookies in that could warrant $100 in basketball, and with Out on the West scoring. million. But the addition of a veteran coast Showtime has Oh look, another has been a force for the passer and shooter like returned to the Lakers as spectacular rookie guard Buck's and he figures to Mark Price, these young- , Eddie Farewell to the Browns (continued from pg, 12) tears! Your true colors through. Model l's land who will be losing only two thing's he cares town. I'm sure Paul showed when unmerci- desire to move the team their team. I don't think about are himself and his Brown, one of the great- fully released Bernie did not just appear in his he would care if all of the money. est coaches ever, must be Kosar and failed to miniscule little mind as 29 teams were forced to rolling over in his grave. resign Michael Dean suddenly as he said it relocate. As long as he At least the other team Perry. It has not been did. has money, he'll be Brown founded, the doubted for a moment I hope Jerry Jones happy. That's all he Cincinnati Bengals are that Modell has had his is off somewhere enjoy- cares about, he doesn't staying put. mind made up to move ing his money. I don't care about the NFL, or Art Model), quit the team, since his even think he even cares the other teams, or even crying those crocodile stadium negotiations fell about the fans in Cleve- the city of Dallas. The Sports page 12

Defending Tribunes take Pavia title champ Devils struggling by Scott L. Sassone minutes remaining in the snagged 8 rebounds for defensive side of the ball. by Dan Stenclik Co-Sports Editor first half, Farmingdale MCC. Grandison shot 4-6 from the floor scoring 14 The defending The Tribunes led 15-12. But their lead The Tribunes shot points with six rebounds. champion came into the annual Pete was insignificant as 24-47 (51 %) from the The Tribunes got are Pavia tournament with a Coach Jerry Burn's field, including 6-16 8 points from King and showing signs of really record of four wins and Tribunes went on a 16-2 (38%) from the outside. Rob Dixie. King also missing Claude Lemieux. one loss. The Tribs run in the last six min- Coach Burns Tribunes utes. Led by Marlin also out-rebounded the snared 8 rebounds. Their 13-13-1 record looked to continue their shows the likes of possi- Johnson and Delawn Rams 38-35. MCC's Calvin Hill and Will strong play on their own bly an Anaheim Ducks or Grandison, MCC Johnson and Grandison Washington both added 7 court. points apiece in the win. San Jose Sharks. In game one of knocked down 4 three- would continue to light pointers in the first half up the Scoreboard in the Marlon Sewell assisted Lately their has the tournament, Oakland on 4 shots and scored 3 been more life to their CC overcame a 44-27 to claim a 33-22 halftime championship game lead over the Rams. against the Raiders points for the Tribunes. goaltending unit. Martin halftime deficit to cap- Brodeur hasn't played a In the second half (Oakland CC). MCC played well ture victory. The Raiders full game in two weeks, the Tribs turned the The Tribunes during the tournament. got a forty-five foot and backup Corey intensity up a notch and jumped out to a 32-19 As they head into De- buzzer beating three Schwab is really putting ran away with the game half time lead, shooting cember the Tribunes will pointer to clinch the win his fist down, mostly into winning 74-56. Johnson H-24 (44%) from the play their next five 80-77 and move into the Tommy Soderstroms added 10 rebounds to go floor and 8-11 (77%) games at home heading championship game. face. The two went at it with his 22 points (7-13 from the charity stripe. into intersession. The In game two as the Islanders' goalie In the second half Tribunes will host Corn- Friday, The Tribs hosted FG.) Grandison scored was attempting to con- it was all MCC. The ing CC ( Nov. 30th), the(0-l)SUNY 12 pts. including 3-3 tain a Devil player. from three point-land. Tribunes scored 44 Sage Jr. college (Dec. Farmingdale Rams. Both 2nd), FLCC (Dec. 6th), Schwab disapproved, as teams struggled with Boswell King's return to points in the second half. he skated across the ice the Trib's line-up helped The game ended with a Champlain (Dec. 10th), shooting in the first half, and Cuyahoga CC (Dec. and pummeled both teams were hurt by MCC on defense as King final score of 76-47 in Soderstrom 14 times, swatted away 3 would be favor of the Tribs. 17th) before the break. missed second shots and Good Luck to the Trib's resulting in 7 stiches. shots, and pulled down 7 Johnson scored poor ball-handling. in their next big home- Good stats— if we were boards to go with his 9 18 points (8-12), grabbed MCC turned the ball over stand. talking points. 16 times. points. Freshman Bobby four boards, and picked Parks scored 5 points and up six steals on the The only way the With seven Devils repeat is if Brodeur, Stevens and Richer stay healthy, and the crash line keeps their Farewell to the Browns temper down.

bx Scott L. Sassone team. The reason— thing's too much. But Sports Editor "Conduct unbecoming of the move of the Browns an NFL owner." Kiam to Baltimore will greatly tried to use his company affect the league. Cleveland has to show that the Pat's Sure, Baltimore lost the Browns, and the were losing money. will be getting a team. city and it's football Kiam asked the NFL if So they were cheated faithful can thank one he could move the when the Colt's skipped NFL owner for making franchise and an audit town under the cover of it all possible. That was conducted. League a winter night. man is none other than officials learned that Can you imagine Jerry Jones of the Dallas Kiam was transferring the Cleveland Browns Cowboys. His brand of loses from his company no longer existing? I marketing has forced to the team to give the may not be a rabid some markets to lose impression they were Browns fan, but when I their NFL franchises. losing money, when in think of players like The fact that he doesn't actuality Kiam's Bernie Kosar, Ozzie believe in revenue Remmington razor Newsome, Kevin Mack, sharing shows where his company was losing and Clay Matthews, I main interest lie. In his money and the team was think of the Cleveland pocket, and his pocket financially stable. Browns. alone. Jerry Jones has I would love to A precedent helped to install a "me see Baltimore get a would be set if the NFL before everyone else" team, but not this team forced the Cowboys philosophy among NFL and definitely not in this brash, egotistical owner owners; this in turn has manner. Even though to sell his team. disrupted the flow of the they have 's (above): Sophomore guard Tasha In 1991, the entire National Football Indians, basketball's NFL forced New League. Cavaliers, and hockey's McKenzie (#31) drives for a lay up in England Patriots owner When the Rams AHL Lumberjacks, MCC's win over Corning. Victor Kiam to sell his and Raiders left L.A., it Cleveland has always photo by John Cahill didn't really disrupt been a true football