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COORDINATING EDITOR by V. Tony Hauser. • 6:30-9:30pm, drink of your choice, a ticket in top it all off, a DJ will spin tunes Justin McElroy: [email protected] CLASSIFIED 3250 Commercial Dnve, $40 stu­ the raffle for a 19" flatscreen TV to guarantee groovy moves on NEWS EDITOR dents, $80 non-students, tickets and your chance to ride the bull. the dance floor. • 7-11:30pm, ArshyMann: [email protected] ESSAY EDITOR available online at irsa.rezgo.com Call (604) 328-0913 or e-mail SUB Ballroom, $3 (includes ASSOCIATE NEWS EDITOR $20/hour, about 4 pages • orinSUB30-G. [email protected] for tickets. small tasters of international cui­ Sally Crampton : associate.news@ubysseyca sine), bring two pieces of ID to CULTURE EDITORS grammar, spelling, sentence WEDNESDAY, NOV 24 GLOBAL LEADERSHIP: PERSPEC­ purchase alcoholic beverages. Jonny Wakefield & Bryce Warnes: structure • 4 years experience culture@ubyssey ca TIVES OF A FORMER REFUGEE • Ve­ ASSOCIATE CULTURE EDITOR • GRADE20% BETTER UBC FILM SOCIETY: THE EXPENDABLES ronica Fynn, former WUSC stu­ RUBBER SOUL: ROCK FOR AIDS CON­ Anna Zoria: [email protected] [email protected] • The UBC Film Society will be dent and one of the founders of CERT* Rubber Soul is set to rock SPORTS EDITOR showing The Expendables, star­ the Africa Awareness Initiative, out for the first time in Vancou­ Vacant ONGOING EVENTS ring Sylvester Stallone, Jason Sta- will speak at UBC on Novem­ ver. Rubber Soul first began in FEATURES EDITOR tham and pretty much every ac­ ber 25. There will be a dynam­ 2008 in the Hongdae district of Trevor Record :features@ubyssey ca UBYSSEY PRODUCTION • Come help tion hero of the last 30 years. A ic discussion on the Farchana South Korea. Expats living in Ko­ PHOTO EDITOR us create this baby! Learn about team of mercenaries heads to Manifesto, a document from rea teamed up with local Kore­ Geoff Lister: photos@ubysseyca layout and editing. Expect to be South America on a mission to the women ofthe Farchana ref­ ans to promote awareness of PRODUCTION MANAGER fed. • Every Sunday and Wednes­ overthrow a dictator. • 9-11 pm, ugee camp in Darfur, Sudan de­ HIV and raise money for Little Virginie Menard: production@ubysseyca COPY EDITOR day, 2pm. Norm Theatre, SUB, $2.50 mem­ manding equal rights for wom­ Travellers and Grassroots Ugan­ Kai Green: copy@ubysseyca bers, $5 non-members. en. Light refreshments provid­ da. All proceeds from their con­ MULTIMEDIA EDITOR MULTIVERSITY GALLERIES CURATOR ed. • 5-7pm, Liu Institute for cert will go towards the fight Tara Martellaro: multimedia@ubysseyca TOURS* Learn about a different as­ THURSDAY, NOV 25 Global Issues, free. against HIV/AIDS. • 8pm-1am, ASSOCIATE MULTIMEDIA EDITOR pect of the Multiversity Galleries The Pit and The Gallery, $12 at Stephanie Warren: from a different curator every week. LINK DANCE: EXPERIMENTS (EX­ FRIDAY, NOV 26 The Outpost, $15 at the door. associate.multimedia@ubysseyca From the local to the global and the CERPT)* Dance collides with sci­ VIDEO EDITOR mundane to the arcane, let the ex­ ence in Experiments, Gail Loten- AUS FIRST-YEAR C0MMITEE PRES­ SATURDAY, NOV. 27 David Marino: video@ubysseyca perts introduce you to the objects berg's exciting new work for her ENTS: THE NO PANTS DANCE•The WEBMASTER that intrigue them most. Along the Jeff Blake: webmaster@ubysseyca company LINK Dance. A collabo­ AUS First Year Committee pres­ WREATH-MAKING COURSE* Guid­ way, you'll gain fresh perspectives ration with four ecologists, spe­ ents the No Pants Dance—yes, ed by the talented and expe­ Room 24, Student Union Building related to collecting, consulting, re­ cialists in the study of move­ you read that right. Give your rienced experts Moya Drum- 6138 Student Union Boulevard searching, interpreting and exhib­ ment and behaviour. The work jeans a vacation in the laun­ mond and Judy Newton, you Vancouver, BC V6T 1Z1 iting in the Museum. • Tuesdays combines fluent dancing with dry heap and come all dressed will learn tips and techniques tel: 604.822.2301 1-2pm, Museum of Anthropology sound, light and video, to in­ down! Featuring a photo booth for making your very own nat­ web: www.ubyssey.ca $14/12 included with admission, vestigate how two separate and the Pants Off Dance Off, ural holiday creation. Partic­ e-mail: feedback@ubysseyca free with UBC student ID. disciplines embrace logic, ex­ fun and surprises (possibly in ipants will leave with their perimentation and creativity. • the form of Spiderman boxers) own beautiful and handmade BUSINESS 12pm, Scotiabank Dance Cen­ are guaranteed for this exciting wreath to decorate their door MONDAY, NOV. 22 tre, 677 Davie St, $10 adults, night. • 9pm-12am, Mass Bu­ or to give to a friend. You will Room 23, Student Union Building $8 students. chanan D, $10, $12 at the door, be outdoors for brief periods print advertising: 604.822.1654 THE AMS ANNUAL GIFT FAIR • One- $1 for coat check, tickets avail­ of time, so please dress ap­ business office: 604.822.6681 stop shopping for great gifts and LACEUPF0RKIDS»Come lace up able at the Totem Park and Place propriately. Please bring your web advertising: 604.822.1658 e-mail: advertising@ubysseyca decorations from products im­ and make a difference in the Vanier residence commons and own pair of secateurs and gar­ ported around the world to locally lives of children living with a the bus loop by REC Centre. dening gloves. • 9am-12pm, BUSINESS MANAGER handcrafted items. There will be rare disease. Lace Up for Kids $60 public, $55 garden mem­ FerniePereira: business@ubysseyca new vendors each week. • Nov. is UBC REC's student-driven JADE IN THE COAL • In 1900, the bers and students, reserva­ PRINT AD SALES 22-Dec. 3, 10:30am-5:30pm, charity event that is a great hardships of Chinese coal-miners tion required, e-mail botg® Kathy Yan Li: advertising@ubysseyca SUB Main Concourse. opportunity for individuals or in Cumberland, BC are relieved interchange.ubc.ca to book. WEB AD SALES teams to give back. All pro­ by a Cantonese opera troupe. As Paul Bucci: webads@ubysseyca MAKE ART FOR AIDS + P0SE-ITIVE- ceeds will go towards the BC the actors rehearse, the mine's SUNDAY, NOV. 28 ACCOUNTS LY HIV • This event is part of the Children's Hospital Rare Dis­ ghosts stir and reveal a terrible AlexHoopes: accounts@ubysseyca World AIDS Week coalition to help ease Foundation Fund to sup­ secret from the past. Written by OPERA TEAS0NTHE STAGE* UBC port life-saving microgrant re­ CONTRIBUTORS UBC students gain awareness Governor General's Award-win­ Opera Ensemble presents their and speak out for HIV/AIDS. Help search. • 6pm-2am, Doug ning writer Paul Yee, with orig­ newest series, Opera Teas on make art for AIDS by completing Mitchell Thunderbird Sports inal music performed live by a Kalyeena Makortoff Miclri Cowan the Stage, with shortened ver­ Yara De Jong Marie Vondracek a picture or photo. Canvases, art Centre, register by Nov. 18. six-piece Cantonese opera en­ sions of operas in a cabaret set­ Fabrizio Stendaro Charles Depman supplies and camera supplied. In­ semble. • 7:30-9:30pm, Fred­ ting on the stage of their new David Elop David Marino cludes free hot cocoa, cupcakes UBC RODEO • Pull dy Wood Theatre, $102/78/48 theatre. • 2-4pm, UBC Old Au­ Jon Chiang Samantha Bullis and condoms. • 11am-2pm, SUB on your cowboy boots, iron your package tickets, $22/15/10 sin­ ditorium, 6344 Memorial Rd, Philip Edgecumbe Bijan Ahmadian Entrances and MASS lounge in best plaid shirt and shout "yee- gle tickets, e-mail theatre® $20 adults, $15 students and Buchanan D. haaaaaww" when you head to [email protected] or call seniors, reservations required, Front cover illustration by Indiana The Bourbon Country Bar, to at (604) 822-2678 for more call (604) 822-6725 to reserve. Joel TUESDAY, NOV 23 help find the best bull rider in information. town while raising awareness UBCFILMS0CIETY:AW0MAN,AGUN LEGAL NIGHT OF A THOUSAND DINNERS and money for United Way. Feel UBC ELI: INTERNATIONAL NIGHT • AND A NOODLE SHOP • The UBC

The Ubyssey is the official student newspaper of (N1KD)» As one of IRSAs premier free to lasso some of your friends Are you ready for a night of cul­ Film Society will be showing A the University of British Columbia. It is published events and the largest student-or­ and family and bring them along. tural immersion, music, perfor­ Woman, A Gun and a Noodle every Monday and Thursday by The Ubyssey Publi­ ganized fundraiser for land mine Saddle up and hold on tight as mance and a riotous dance par­ Shop by director Zhang Yimou. cations Society. We are an autonomous, democrat­ ically run student organization, and all students are awareness, you will not want to you watch some of the wildest ty? Then join us for the English The owner of a Chinese noo­ encouraged to participate. miss this! Features a silent auc­ bullriders in town tame the most Language Institute's Internation­ dle shop's scheme to murder Editorials are chosen and written by the Ubys­ sey staff. 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