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Sharp said pleased nor surprised by Wilson's nouncements about research or government is putting all of its eggs fails to address funding problems the Tories "missed the boat, budget. education worries CFS. He said the in the national forum basket," for education and research, lobby again" by not introducing long- "Quite frankly, there wasn't proposed forum on post-secondary Smith said. groups say. promised measures to aid research anything in the budget for education, announced last October, "By golly, we're going to have to In fact, the Canadian Association in Canada. students," Smith said, adding "but may be used by the government as a get some significant dividends out of University Teachers says the "This was the year for them to we didn't expect any great news catch-all for dealing with funding of this forum," Smith said. "one positive thing" to come from live up to their election promises," Wilson's Feb. 18 announcement is Sharp said, referring to the Conser the elimination of import tariffs on vatives' pledge to double Canada's many English language books and research and development perfor Government restricts sex computer parts, among other mance. things. "If they do anything next year, By KAREN GRAM border without problem. But anti- who are enforcing it," she said. Canadian University Press We're happy with that," said it'll look like another pre-election porn, erotica, and gay and lesbian According to Burstyn, obscenity Toronto journalist Varda CAUT president Allan Sharp, "but trick. It will be greeted with literature get stopped. legislation (Bill 30) introduced last Burstyn says the federal govern otherwise, it was pretty bleak." cynicism," Sharp said. "So what we see is women year by former justice critic John ment wants to eliminate sex, not The government imposed the However, he said CAUT and displayed as sex objects, but we Crosbie, would have worked sexism, with its obscenity legisla tariff last June in retaliation to an other lobbyists are not prepared to can't see people making love," she against feminist concerns because it tion. American tax on Canadian cedar just wait for the government to said. outlaws the presentation of natural Since December 1984, when the shakes and shingles. Book make improvements at its own Materials with the actual depic sexual functions and practises. government responded to Pen publishers are confidnt that an ex pace. tion of sexual activity, including in Although the legislation died on thouse pictorial of bound and gagg tensive postcard campaign, which "Now is the time for increased tercourse, can be banned from the order paper after parliament ed Japanese women by giving attracted an estimated 130,000 pressure, not the time to give up," Canada under the category labelled prorogued last fall, the government Canada Customs a freer reign to Canadians, was key to changing the Sharp said. "It's still not too late." hardcore" by the customs. is expected to introduce similar restrict obscene material, the flow Cabinet's mind. Todd Smith, executive officer of legislation in the next session. of pornography has not slowed To Burstyn, the main reason why Burstyn told a forum sponsored by censorship shouldn't be applied to Among the sexual acts Bill 30 the B.C. Civil Liberties Association sexual material is that sex is subjec labelled obscene were: vaginal sex, Instructor defended Feb. 13. tive — what some people see as oral sex, anal sex, masturbation, Instead, there has been a obscene, others see as erotic. penetration by foreign objects such By ALLISON FELKER under the Canadian Charter of "systematic persecution of As an example of the subjectivity as vibrators, lactation, menstrua Fired Cariboo College instructor Rights and as an academic. feminists, gays and lesbians," said of the censorship, Burstyn said that tion and the depiction of anyone Allan McKinnon was the victim of "The concept of academic Burstyn, editor of the book Women a passage discribing consentual who appears to be under the age of discrimination by a government- freedom at the college is so broad as Against Censorship. sado/masochism in the Joy of Sex 18. controlled college board, McKin to enable instructors to criticize Burstyn said men's magazines is permitted, but a similar passage Burstyn said the government paid non's lawyer said Thursday. their own institution," he said. objectify women such as Penthouse in the Joy of Gay Sex is banned. lip service to feminists by including The college suspended McKinnon McGrady attacked both the or Hustler "that misogynist piece of "It's selective repression on the a clause about violence against after he criticized college and pro Social Credit government and its excrement" — usually cross the basis of what offends the people women, but politicians had their vincial government education appointees on the college board. He own agenda which intended to get policies in letters to the Kamloops criticized the board for its sex, not sexism, out of the public News in 1985. "negativism and paranoia." realm. McGrady said McKinnon admits Professors awarded He was fired after sending a "(The legislation) makes the some comments he made to the memo to college faculty members Students in the faculty of Arts will be awarding three Teaching Ex government look like it is respon press concerning the college were soliciting support against his cellence awards this year. ding to legitimate concerns about "excessive." suspension. Students will be nominating and seconding Arts professors for the nature of women's representa Three other college faculty "But the damage to the college awards in the areas of languages, humanities, and social sciences. tion but it backs off on women's members had publicly criticized must be very great to deny someone After the nomination due date of March 4, a committee consisting concerns that would give women Cariboo as early as 1982, when the the freedom of expression," he of Arts Undergraduate Society representatives and two represen real power in society," she said. government restraint program said. tatives from each Arts department will review the nominations, began, but McKinnon alone was Derogatory statements made by monitor the classes of the nominees, and select the three winners. Burstyn said she would be oppos disciplined, said his lawyer, Leo college board members went un "It's long overdue," said Carolyn Egan, Arts Undergraduate ed to censorship even if all censors McGrady. disciplined, McGrady said. Society president. "It's really important that deserving profs be were feminist women because there McGrady recommended the He cited one incident reported by recognized, and arts students realize that. There's already been quite would still be problems with deter reinstatement of McKinnon at the press in which Janowsky had a bit of student interest." mining what is objectionable. She Cariboo College and argued the called a student protest last year The winners will be announced in late March or early April. Each said society must work to change memo fell within the faculty "bullshit." will receive a certificate of recognition as a prize, and Egan said the i the conditions which cause the sex union's guidelines. Arbitrator Donald Munroe is ex AUS is also hoping to engrave the names of the winners on a ist images through a broad program He said McKinnon was pected to come to a decision in teaching excellence plaque. of sex education, and economic guaranteed the right of free speech March. • equality for women and youth.
NORMAN TAIT CARVES model of canoe.
CARVING IS STARTING on a new Nishga canoe at the Museum of Anthropology. The 22 meter cedar log will be transformed into a canoe by Norman Tait and a team of five carvers. When launched in August the canoe will travel to the Nass Valley and then be paddled along the coast to California. The canoe, the largest of its kind, contrasts strongly with the modern variety seen around the west coast. MODERN MACHINE MADE aluminium canoe light but lacks asthetic quality. Page 4 THE UBYSSEY Tuesday, February 24, 1987 Sign'em De&ar Editor: A few weeks ago The Ubyssey ran an editorial urging students to I thinKk you ar some take President Strangway at his word and cry out against the chronic underfunding faced by our university. Well, a handful of students were angry enough to circulate a peti kind of Communist. Where tion that will enable the entire UBC population to tell the government and the public how much B.C.'s post secondary institutions are hur J-m^™" do you get off ting. The petition calls for greater accessibility to universities, a halt to excessive fee increases, and the reinstatement of the grant program. The demands express the frustration of students paying the highest saying sexism, fees in Canada while living in the only province without a grant pro gram. ^"racism, oppression and Perhaps if we voice our concerns loudly enough the provincial government will listen and realise their priorities will change. war are Lad tan DS?
Students consider news coverage one-sided Well, gay and lesbians week has Gays are approached with the on the front page letter of a would stop taking such a one-sided Andre Cyr Calvin Townsend come and gone once again, and The reverence given to martyrs by the homosexual to his father do not self-righteous view in their choice of arts 2 applied science 1 Ubyssey has jumped on the gay's writers of The Ubyssey. Their lives help us understand a gay person's student news coverage, the paper Kevin Mason Iain Sutherland rights bandwagon as only The are seen as one big struggle to en feelings because we never will. Nor might end up being read and commerce 2 science 3 Ubyssey could. Although this letter dure the hardships our unfair do we expect a gay to understand respected by more than a small Daryn Leas Larry Rodney will only be read by us and the per system places upon them. What heterosexual love. A gay person's minority of students. arts 1 arts 2 son at the paper who will promptly about our physically handicapped sexuality is an aspect of his per throw it out, we could not let the or economically disadvantaged sonality that we do not need to Valentine's issue go by without a students? We guess these are not know to respect him as a human be few comments. trendy enough issues to deserve ing. Bus Stop next to mom Firstly, the gay community of coverage in our "representative" It is this sexuality that The My heart is broken to think that still as wonderful as ever. If you are UBC has the same right as any student newspaper. Ubyssey continually reminds us is the tradition (since 1927) of the Bus lonely or feeling blue, having coffee other group of students — the right what makes homosexuals so much We realize some people's Stop Cafe may come to an end. in the Bus Stop is a sure cure to be treated fairly. We defend that different from heterosexuals. The predispositions lead them to feel When I was a student here years because there is always a smile and right as an integral part of any more this difference is emphasized, gay sex is the most natural. We ago, the discovery of the Bus Stop sympathetic ear from the democratic system. The Ubyssey is the more separation and discrimina respect their right not to be was the best thing since going home waitresses. not interested in a democratic tion will prevail between the two discriminated against because of to mother. Just watching the pinched faces system however; it is too busy with groups. this. But this does not change the of stressed out students cheer up is a its crusade to abolish gay We are not homophobics, we are fact that the thought of gay sex is I was so pleased, upon returning wonder to behold. If there was an discrimination to represent any just sick of The Ubyssey trying to foreign, repulsive, and contradic to UBC, to find the Bus Stop still award for the best waitresses in the other interests on campus. "educate" us. If The Ubyssey tory to everything we know. Lines here and the ladies working here world, these ladies would get it. When you mother is 1,000 km away and long distance bills too high, you Bus Stop cafeteria faces possible demolition can still go to the Bus Stop. We're sitting at our usual bay in the same time, we do not want to the character of the old Bus Stop re Food Services There is a petition to be signed in the Bus Stop, the oldest coffee shop lose the unique atmosphere of the mains alive? Ponderosa Building, UBC The Bus Stop Cafe to bring it to the on campus, where we've sat Bus Stop. attention of the Administration that Can the university afford to lose religiously two times a day, nearly The original Bus Stop was exactly Write soon because the money not everyone is in agreement about a place of such historical and sen every day since arriving at UBC a that. In the first days of the univer raised has to be used by the end of the demise of a terrific tradition. timental significance? If you feel as year and a half ago. Here we've sity the bus route ended at what is this year and demolition of the Bus Please, if you feel as I do, make a strongly about this as we do, please been able to relax, away from the now Main Mall, between the Stop will occur this summer. point of going there to sign it. write to: pressures of student life for the Chemistry building and the Bus Andrew Clase Thank you. duration of one or two cups of cof Stop. At that time, the small Miss Shirley Louie Alexis Smith Cheryl Fieguth fee or a cinnamon bun. building contained a counter selling Business Manager science philosophy Here life is easy; Doris, Delia or coffee and doughnuts. In the early one of the other waitresses has a full 1950's, it was replaced by the cur cup waiting for us as we sit down, rent arrangement of waitress-served and is always willing to lend a tables and counters. Student favors capital punishment friendly ear or give a piece of Many of the ladies have worked In a recent Ubyssey editorial, the victed, and served his time — repeat If you wish to debate the right of motherly advice. In short, the Bus there for twenty years, and one of issue of reinstating capital punish of crime. society to condemn someone to Stop has been for us and many them can even recall the last days of ment was commented on from the death, then I leave myself open to others a home away from home. the original building. During this opinion that it should not be Far too often, while glancing criticism. I can only argue that Now we learn that our favourite time they have seen a lot of faces reinstated. As a supporter of the through the paper I come across society has more right to condemn haunt is slated for demolition, to come and go. Many who have gone reinstatement of capital punish another case of a released murderer someone, than the murderer had clear the way for the building of a return to visit, chat and renew old ment, I felt obligated to express my with a long history of violent crime, the right to take an innocent new multi-million dollar library. To acquaintances. It would be a pity views on the arguments against who has been caught after killing victim's life. our knowledge the plans for this for both past and future customers reinstating it. another innocent victim. Capital By deliberately killing someone, library have been in the works for to lose this place to relax. The most common reasons I hear punishment may not be a deterrent, an individual demonstrates an in few years but only recently have the Although the new library is in for not reinstating capital punish save money, or bring back the vic ability to live in society, and has funds been raised. We are certainly evitable, does it have to imply the ment are those of deterrent and tims, but it will prevent murderers given up the right to life. not against the building of the new death of the Bus Stop? Couldn't the economics. In view of the statistical from repeating their crime(s) — Michael Glenister library in such a central location. At plans include a space to ensure that evidence indicating that capital that I guarantee. science 2 punishment is not a deterrent, I quite agree. However, if I intended to murder someone, that last thing I Hansen fundraising planned THE UBYSSEY would expect to happen is that I In honor of Rick Hansen's Man Rick on behalf of UBC. If fundrais February 24, 1987 would get caught. In Motion Tour, a week of fun ing has already occurred, it is The Ubyssey is published" Tuesday and Friday draising and educational desired that groups hold on to their throughout the academic year by the Alma Mater Socie Secondly, even though it costs in demonstrations is currently being contributions and add them to the ty of the University of British Columbia. Editorial opi the area of $40,000 a year to keep a planned for March. The week is pooled UBC sum. nions are those of the staff and are not necessarily those criminal in jail, it is apparently scheduled to run March 23rd to Each group's contribution will be of the administration or the AMS. Member Canadian more expensive to reinstate capital March 28th. recorded on a list, which will be University Press. The Ubyssey's editorial office is SUB punishment. I'll grant that point During this week several fun presented with the one total cheque; 241k. Editorial 228-2301/2305. Advertising 228-3977 even though I don't understand draising events are to take place. therefore, the efforts of each group To the amazement of Mary McAlister and Chew Wong, while lan Robertson and Kevin Adams were how even the electricity bill for the discussing the psychic abilities of Dan Andrews and Sarah Chesterman, a UFC gently landed on the One of the committee's objectives is and their event will be equally front lawn. "My Godl" cried Steve Chan, "And there's no film in the cameral" "That's okay," Allison electric chair could cost more than to involve the entire university com rewarded. Felker said, "it's probably just a hoax anyhow." Soon the hatch opened causing Evelyn Jacob and keeping someone in prison for 15 munity. Clubs, faculties, staff, and If your group wishes to be placed Karen Gram to faint and Michael Groberman and Rick Hiebert to be dumbfounded by shock. As Angie years. In my view, both points are Norman rushed out to administer first aid a creature stepped out of the space ship and said (in a athletic teams are encouraged to ac on the week's calender of events or monotone), "I am Jenni Mott from the North-West Quadrant of the planet Mars. I come in peace, relatively inconsequential consider tively take part in some form of if any group or individuals wish to searching for the source of David Ferman's Mother's carrot cake!" Inside Sailen Black exclaimed, ing that a life has been taken. "You've got to see this guys." And, as everyone else rushed outside, Jennifer Lyall stayed behind say fundraising, whether it takes place volunteer their time, please contact ing, "Let me type one more word first." Svetozar Kontic, and several others, quietly sneaked on board My argument for the reinstate during Rick Hansen Week or prior myself at 228-4183 or Bruce Paisley the extra-terrestrial's ship so that Malcolm Pearson could try his hand at programming polar- coordinates. Neil Philip asked "What's this button for?" and they soon blasted off. As Stephen In- ment of capital punishment con to it. at 228-5336. gvaldson took control and flew the UFO into the dark void of space, Betsy Goldberg cried out, "May cerns a crime far too common after It is hoped that all donations will Brent Lymer the Force be with you!" a murderer has been caught, con be pooled together and presented to Rick Hansen Committee Tuesday, February 24, 1987 THE UBYSSEY Page 5 Political and educational priorities confused By JENNIFER LYALL secondary education. best interests of the government, be approved by the ministry of ad There is cause for alarm when The provincial government The Universities Council was but not necessarily of the univer vanced education and job training, college boards are made up entirely doesn't share the academic com established in 1974 to keep the sities, in mind. This is precisely the which appears to give preference to of government appointees and the munity's interests and that could government out of decisions of how danger we face today. those projects with the most im Ministry of Post-secondary Educa create problems for post secondary university funding should be divid- The passing of the Universities mediate positive impact on the tion changes its name to the education in B.C. Council represents more than the economy. Ministry of Advanced Education elimination of an obsolete institu and Job Training. The recently announced The government's emphasis on tion. It is an indication of the pro dismantling of the Universities education as an economic stimulus Council of B.C. is just one more in vincial government's attitude to Academic integrity is beiisg and as preparation for a future sacrificed to Social Credit politics. dication of the trend towards in ward post secondary education: it career has its merits, but it runs volving politicians and government ed: the government was to provide does not understand the importance contrary to many academic Jennifer Lyall is a Ubyssey staffer appointees more directly in deter the money and the council was to of university autonomy to the priorities. Education must be mining education's priorities. disperse it. preservation of academic integrity. who loves the philosophy of educa valued for its intrinsic merit and not tion but prefers Swedish fish farm The Universities Council was in It was recognized at the time that Political interference in post subject to outside priorities of con ing. troduced to protect post secondary making dispersal of funds a direct secondary education is manifesting stantly changing governments. education from political in responsibility of the ministry meant itself in many ways. terference but recently has succeed leaving open the possibility that Projects receiving grants from ed only in the disrupting dialogue money would be allocated with the the Funds for Excellence must first between universities and govern LSAT/GMAT/GRE ments. 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Nevertheless, his decision raises the important question of what role government should play in post Lifittsrs *>. Puzzling Well, well, well. Another Valen tine's Day, another Gay and Les bian issue of The Ubyssey. But wait! Science week is long over and I can't recall a Science issue. You have said in the past that you produce such issues because that specific group — gays and les bians — feels pressured by a par ticularly homophobic society and that the group wishes to inform the public of such matters. Let me ask you two questions: 1) When was the last time the New York Times (an apparently reputable and worldly newspaper) published an issue totally devoted to the plight of Jews (or any other group which considers itself a col lective victim of discrimination)? 2) When will you address the feelings of those in the general populace at UBC who feel in timidated by the fact that their newspaper (sponsored by the stu dent union) is run by a group of biased, "homophobic-phobic" in dividuals? Open-minded but puzzled, [GRADUATION, Bruce Arnold science 3 TOU COULUBEGIN USING THE UNIVERSITY OF BRITISH COLUMBIA i THE AMERICAN EXPRESS CARD FREDERIC WOOD THEATRE presents
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NATO obligations extend to the November (in the facr of Northern Alberta today, despite This "cruise race" will likely, if This makes Soviet cruise missile testing or deployment of nuciear frequently-alleged but never- considerable public outcry and continued, necessitate Canadian in attacks via the Arctic a scenario weapons or their delivery systems. verified Soviet violations). There technological developments which volvement in an air defense build which will have to be prepared for A case in point is Norway, which are now no negotiated limits on this will undeniably give the weapon the up. As John Lamb noted at the more seriously than at present. has chosen a non-nuclear NATO destablising weapon. capability to initiate a first strike. Because of the threat to Canadian role. Similarly, Canada could make Canada must insist — in much During a recent campus visit, security entailed in this scenario, it a non-nuclear NATO contribution, stronger terms than the Conser Federal Defense Minister Perrin is in our interest (and more general such as the establishment of a vatives have been willing to use — Beatty was quoted by The Ubyssey ffreesfylej ly in the "global" interest) to insist surveillance system for the Arctic on U.S. compliance with SALT II as saying: on ALCM deployment limits, a which could monitor Soviet (and ceilings on all weapon categories. "I believe that NATO is wise to widely publicized "True North mutual superpower ban on SLCM American!!) submarine activity. Chris Fraser is a medical student have (the) cruise missile(s) ... It's Strong and Free" conference in Ed deployment, and a mutual ban on (4) The SALT II treaty was the very much a second strike device; monton last November, arms con development of more sophisticated who writes for The Ubyssey when only limit on U.S. and Soviet he is pissed off or wants free tickets. it's not a first strike device because trol postures of both the Soviets cruise generations. In addition, ALCMs until the U.S. began it's so slow. If I were to initiate a and Americans mainly involving Canada's testing of the cruise must nuclear war, I'd be much more like "Star Wars" and ballistic missiles cease as soon as the current agree ************************** ly to use ICBMs than cruise will, in the future, push ALCMs ment expires. missiles." He added that Canada's { NEW YORK SELTZER presents * continued testing of the cruise was necessary because of our NATO ISRAEL WEEK obligations. 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This may be a fair characteriza tion of present generation ground- launched cruise missiles (GLCM) situated far from Soviet targets, but FOURTIMESAWEEK it is clearly a spurious argument when applied to the mobile air- launched (ALCM) and submarine- launched (SLCM) varieties, which can be launched anywhere. WE TOUR THE HOMES More importantly, the next generation of cruises, which could be deployed within the next five years, will be designed to fly at OFTHE STARS. supersonic speeds, be equipped with (and flown in bombers having) the latest "Stealth" radar avoidance technology. These modifications will make it impossible for anyone with a rational mind to persevere in the claim that the cruise is a v "m%Vi,, "slow," second strike device. (2) The cruise missile has dramatically increased instability in U.S.-Soviet relations, and can lead to unconstructive positions at their arms control negotiations. Its minute size creates verification pro blems, with the SLCM having been CHRISTCHURCH $67750* AUCKLAND $643.50* ' ADELAIDE $793.00* described as "defying limitation" by prominent arms control experts. Consequently, progress towards bilateral treaties has been much more difficult. Rhetoric aside, the Soviets view the cruise as a first strike threat, and have responded predictably , Translator builds up Moliere "Sometimes a joke cannot be How do you translate those ideas to century. "I tried to keep the flavor translated, so you have to find one a twentieth century audience?" of the period," he says. in English. Maybe on a completely Although exact translatations for But the play's director, MFA stu different subject," explains UBC a specific word are usually possible, dent Bruce Dow, decided Winfield French student Stefan Winfield. sometimes they are inadequate, he should bring the play completely up Winfield, who is 23 and currently says. "One translation is to the to date. "And he is the director tidying up the end of a BA, is the rarely used English word 'canion.' after all," says Winfield. translator of the Moliere one-act Even if you're doing a period show, So all of the flavorful seventeenth play Les Precieuses Ridicules (or it's not going to have the same im century stuff has been changed. Real Women don't do Vogue), pact." This play production is set today. By MICHAEL GROBERMAN which opens tomorrow at noon for And impact, according to Win "Instead of a reference to a novel There's more to the art of a three-day run at UBC's Dorothy field, is the key to good translation. called Clelie, a popular seventeenth j translation than finding an English Somerset Studio. "A good translation communicates century novel which everyone was i equivalent for "au revoir." Winfield has been an actor since the same general ideas of the reading if they were going to be in childhood, creating the role of original. If this is a good transla at all, we mention Hollywood Michael in Metro Theatre's Peter tion," he says, referring to his Wives." (interview Pan, and spending two season, in script, "it attacks the affectations He does not consider these the mid-seventies, as a regular on of society with the same force as the changes damaging, or disrespectful | With Stefan Winfield The Beachcombers. original." to the text. j Translator of "It was fun," he says, "but I was Les Precieuses Ridicules too young to appreciate what was "And if the original makes you "It's a false respect to keep the | (or Real Women don't do Vogue) happening. And let's face it, the laugh 99 times, I'll make you laugh references intact. You're fooling By Moliere scripts are not masterpieces." 99 times. But I might make up a yourself, because you're changing Dorothy Somerset Studio With this production of his own joke where none existed before, to so many things anyway." UBC Theatre Building script, it would appear that he is make up for a joke that didn't "You're tearing down the February 25-27 putting his money, or at least his work." house," he says, as a metaphor for j At noon, free admission opinion, where his mouth is. When he originally translated the translation, "and your talent as the Winfield says he loves the task of play last year, for a French class, he translator, as a writer, is to build it 1 And when it's a whole seven translating, finding it an enormous tried to keep it in the seventeenth up again in your own language." teenth century play you're moving challenge, especially with a seven jfrom French to English, being a bit teenth century play. "You have a jof a playwright yourself is rather seventeenth century play, speaking [handy. to a seventeenth century society. CfT.\ dr-*,i'f #iV. - *V-\-FV;*-.-V.*4S* • ,'mmZm*i*S4lt*mi-Zt-y ' . J^£_ ^U^- _*_ >• ••'li^^t/: .... -WmI £* .*."• i-tainment comedy By SAILEN BLACK .not through direct sarcasm or Neill Gladwin and Stephen satire but by way of these two Kearney are Los Trios Ringbarkus. characters that are the antithesis of They began in Australia in 1979, entertainment. and have since carried their self- TU: You've said that kids get into described "anti-tainment" to your show but it's also "Freudian." .i * critical appreciation in various Kearney: It's true kids get into fi*» -.' European and Canadian cities. : the show because we work on an in Wrr. :mV i nocent and naive level. . .if a kid V* *• *. * .-** "^ ' :i yells out during the show, we just - r talk back to them, and they get a interview real kick out of that. They don't 4 with Los Trios Ringbarkus, know the rules of theatre, so they're » (± TJJL- JI "new vaudville" performers more likely to do that sort of stuff. m Neill Gladwin and Stephen Kearney Kids have fun in an airport, so im GLADWIN AND KEARNEY. . .keeps on anti-taining performing at agine when they get into a theatre. . New York Theatre Kearney: — Because there's no TU: What references could you February 24 - 28 Gladwin: The show is fun, but swearing. make to yourselves? people who try to read Gladwin: There is a bit of phallic Gladwin: Want a buzzline? An interview: psychoanalysis into it also see a suggestion Kearney : We make up The Ubyssey: Your show has point of view. It does have a point Kearney: Kids do that. I can buzzlines. We say "the press have j been billed as "A must see for the to it and it is entertainment. remember playing with my willy. . called us a cross between Laurel & culturally exhausted". What does Kearney: People read a lot into it. .last night. Hardy and the Beatsie Boys." but I that mean? . .we operate on a very facile level Gladwin: Who's Willy? they haven't, we just made it up. Stephen Kearney: That came to some people but TU: What do you dislike most Gladwin: Just because we're in j from a Toronto review. I think it Gladwin: . . .we've read Susan about interviews? tellectual art bullshit wankers. means that our approach to theatre Sontag as well, so there. Kearney: Our first tour was Kearney: You can use that as a lis not necessarily innovative but Kearney: . . .You can't say "it's through New Zealand, and that's heading. [ quite fresh and aggressive. Gust) a Mums and Dads show" but when we hit two days of interviews: going to a radio station and talking TU: In your show, do you com NeiJI Gladwin: We tend to send ment on North American culture? a lot of the forms of theatre. . TU: It can be — to a Radio Personality. That was the first time it hit me that we ac Kearney: On the improv things, tually had to be nice to these people we'll go towards what we've seen that we don't even like, and be and our personal views on the chatty and cheery. . . culture come out. . . Stylized and physical, goofy comedian likes to do things his own wayl >v. By RICK HIEBERT feel like I could live there (Van "I started acting when I was 20, the only way to go, but I disagree." "I'm not a political person. I just couver). It has the best of then I started working as a mime He added, "I know that what I'm like to be goofy," says comedian everything." and juggler. I wanted to make a doing is very physical, stylized, my Marty Pollio, the feature performer Marty Pollio, who studied to be a name for myself," Pollio says. own way of doing things. It makes in Thursday's UBC Comedy "I started doing stand up comedy me stand out." u.« Special. to make my act a little more casual Pollio says he enjoys college per and relaxed — give myself a formances. "I've worked in bars, in The program stars Pollio and interview character." strip joints between acts, so I've Canadian comedian Dave Cameron with Marty Pollio He says he feels his ability to jug had the worst audiences there are. and is being hosted by Punchlines A comedian performing in gle and perform mime adds a Anything else is a piece of cake." comic Barry Kennedy. UBC Comedy Special physical dimension to his comedy. He wants to get back into acting Pollio is looking forward to com SUB Ballroom "You don't really see too many eventually, adding he is in a couple ing back to Vancouver to perform. February 26 comedians in comedian clubs doing of plays around Los Angeles and He performed at Expo and says he electrician before being bitten by mime and juggling. Some people that he has some projects on the "loves" Vancouver. the show business bug, started per are snotty about it, thinking that "back burner." He is also in-1 "I don't usually say this, but I forming as an actor. stand up comedy is pure, that it's terested in writing comedy. Page 8 THE UBYSSEY Tuesday, February 24, 1987 10% OFF Mad maids massacre madame UBC STUDENTS By SARAH CHESTERMAN the final planned act of violence: and liberation are in the language. tors and audience. ONLY Twentieth century French their murder of Madame. The ac But this was only lightly suggested Chris Plunkett's ornate set, 12 Exp $4.95 playwright Jean Genet said that tors — Claire as Madame, Solange in UBC's production, as was the in however, captured the heavy "the perfect work of art makes the as Claire — play out their inner tense cruelty of the play. Director decadence that hung stiflingly in the 24 Exp 8.95 devil God?' ... his play The frustrations, revealing their love- Klaus Strassmann gave us a more air. 36 Exp 13.95 Maids, as performed at Kits House hate feelings for their employer. toned-down version. Performing this difficult play is last week by UBC students, was not Claire as Madame exercises her The ritualistic aspect of the play demanding. UBC students took the C-41 Process "Glossy" strong enough to succeed after fullest power over her (of which the perversion of the plunge, and it looks like we're set Genet's definition. "worshipper", making her stoop, Christian white mass is obviously in for more: this new collaboration of RUSHANT cringe, finally kicking her head; the script: the vanity table as UBC players with Kits House Claire as the maid explores the "altar", the incantatory language Theatre (7th and Vine) is an off- limits of her maidly debasement, recalling that of the Christian com campus venture whereby actors and CAMERAS stage evoking the odors of a belching sink munion; and in the end the suicide directors can showcase their skills 4538 W. 10th Ave. and the nightly visits of the of Claire who drinks the poisoned with unusual new plays. So here's 224-5858 The Maids milkman. tea intended for Madame) was to them. Interesting to see what By Jean Genet Three times the ritual is perform downplayed. they come up with next . . . Outside Gates Directed by Klaus Strassmann ed, once interrupted by the entrance Instead, the UBC playes went for Kite House of Madame herself, each time the a more "human", controlled ap February 17-22 tempo increasing and the words proach, which lost some of the becoming a litany of hatred and rhythm while gaining in acceptibili- 1 Ms. SANDY WILSON | Certainly it was disturbing. When religious perversion — and sexual ty and humour. The Maids opens, the ritual has frenzy: More chances should have been I Writer-Director of "My American Cousin" | begun: .Madame's two maids, Solange, to Claire's "Madame": taken, less holding back. The three | WILL DISCUSS | Claire and Solange (sisters) have I'm ready — I'm tired of being an actors — Sarah Rodgers as Claire, | "Grace Under Pressure" | already donned their vestments for object of disgust. I hate you, too. I Pam Dangelmaier as Solange, the "ceremony" we soon realize despise you. I hate your scented Kathleen Measures as Madame — 1 —women in the film industry | takes place every night: their imper bosom, your ivory bosom! Your all had their powerful moments | TUES., FEBRUARY 24th, 1987 | sonation of Madame in front of the golden thighs! Your amber feet. I even if they didn't quite enter the orchid-laden vanity table (the hate you. obsessional, violent, dreamlike | 12:30-1:30 p.m. | "altar"). The sexual connotations and rhythm of Jean Genet to reach their | BUCHANAN A 102 f From there, they move towards therefore yearning for possession apotheosis. Genet would probably have liked it more "demonic" — = Sponsored by the Office for Women Students = iri«i«iiiit«»iiiiiitnntmi.mn demanding, admittedly, on both ac S with tbe support of = = The Leon and Thea Koerner Foundation. = • ROLE PLAYING GAMES IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMIH • COLLECTORS COMIC BOOKS AND MORE . . . 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Open House will go from 10 a.m. March, UBC is inviting the public guides — even those who've only air balloon rides in the cause of In addition to student guides, to 5 p.m. from Friday March 6 to onto the campus for a giant party. been here a few months. higher education, but a hundred we're also looking for students with Sunday March 8. Shifts will be We've had Open House before, but There are two really good reasons thousand people who feel some Class 4 licences, to drive the shuttle roughly half the day. Training ses it's been eight years since there last you should consider signing up: warmth for the university are a busses around the campus and to sions will be held Monday March 2 was one that involved the whole first, it'll be fun — showing all the powerful political force. the parking lots. Drivers are really and Tuesday March 3 from 7 to 9 campus, and amazing things are in visitors a good time. The work is light: the minimum necessary to this project, so every p.m. in SUB Room 212. You can the works — simulated earth The second good reason is that commitment is a two-hour training volunteer with a Class 4 licence will sign up at Intramurals or the Word quakes, an underwater bicycle race, popular support for education, in session (with refreshments, of be gratefully appreciated and Processing Centre in SUB, or Chinese lion dances, hot air balloon particular for universities, is the course) to familiarize hosts with the treated like the wonderful, multi- through any club or undergrad rides . . . hundreds of events. basis of government support for events and the special ar talented person you really are. society. A hundred thousand visitors are education; and if you've ever had rangements, and one three-and-a- Every drive will be accompanied by expected to tour the campus and its to sit on the floor in an overcrowd half hour shift. Actually, we'll a guide, so consider asking a friend Margaret Copping attractions, and student volunteers ed class, or been unable to get a spend almost as much time (or potential friend) to team up with Open House Volunteer are needed to welcome the visitors course "not offered 1986-87", you celebrating as "hosting"; plans are you. Coordinator and help them find their way can figure out what that means. It already underway for a thank-you 0) > Jews fight to leave USSR ra The Soviet Union has recently persecuted, denied entry to univer have been refused emigration will FREE -V-STUDIO shown a marked change in allowing sities, arrested on false charges and be participating. its own citizens the right to leave tortured in Soviet prisons. And during Israel Week, come to o their own country. We should be encouraged by the SUB Main Concourse at 12:30 to GRADUATION PHOTO SESSION Some people, including Soviet recent success in emigration and sign a petition in support of the Jews, just don't like living in the have it spur us on to greater belief Blekher family. • For Grad Photography That Is Different • Soviet Union. But it would seem in the power of public opinion. Janna Stark This is your invitation to have a guest sitting and see a complete selection that the recent increase in Jewish Emigration could end tomorrow. Jewish Students' Network of colour previews without cost or obligation. This offer is valid to all 1987 immigration is due not to a flood of We must remain vigilant and con arts 4 UBC graduating students. Phone now for an appointment. liberal humanitarianism taking hold tinue the pressure. On February 26, • UNIQUE FRESH STYLES FOR 1987 • in the Soviet Union, but instead to meet at Robson Street entrance, Purchase only whatever you wish. 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CORKY'S t-shirt. Nominees also receive a t-shirt. a Musical Comedy by A.M. Collins & Chad Henry ON STAGE FROM FEB. 25 STUDENTS % PRICE ARTS CLUB REVUE THEATRE GRANVILLE ISLAND BOX OFFICE 687-1644 Page 10 THE UBYSSEY Tuesday, February 24, 1987 human suffering and political repression in Guatamal with commentary by Guatemalan ex iles in Vancouver, noon, SUB 111. tween dosses UNIVERSITY CHRISTIAN MINISTRIES hot flash There is an alternative to feeling trapped by TODAY UBC SCHOOL OF MUSIC anger, guilt snd reaentmentl Robb will speak UBC PERSONAL COMPUTER CLUB Noon hour concert — Gabriel Quartet with Vic about the "Freedom of Forgiveness," noon, The cruise missile is being tested in Alberta today even though the IBM meeting. We need more members to show tor Martens, violin, noon, UBC School of Music SUB 206. upl noon, SUB 206. Recital Hall. INTER-VARSITY CHRI8TIAN FELLOWSHIP weapon is expected to spur an escalation of the arms race. Protest to UBC DEBATING SOCIETY . MARANATHA CHRISTIAN CLUB General meeting, speaker Michael Green former day and Thursday, noon, in Robson Square. Be there if you value your Debating Society meeting, noon, Buch B320. Fellowship night, 7:00 p.m., 1866 Knox Rd. rector of St. Aldate's (Oxford), noon, Chem 250. PRE-MEDICAL SOCIETY CINEMA 16 UBC SCHOOL OF MU8IC life. Lecture, "Emergency Medicine," guest speaker "Entre Nous," French film by Diane Kurys, 7:00 Harpsichord concert — performed by Doreen Dr. Johnson, noon-1:2D p.m.. Wood #1. p.m. and 9:30 p.m., SUB audrtorium. Oke, harpsichord instructor, students, and guest UNITED CHURCH CAMPUS MINISTRY UNITED CHURCH CAMPUS MINISTRY artist Gary Dahl, baritone, noon, UBC School of Informal worship, ell welcome, noon, Lutheran Potluck dinner and discussion, all welcome, 6:00 Music Recital Hall. Campus Centre. p.m., Lutheran Campus Centre. 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Harding-Russell TELEPHONE interview with either Karen or (PH.D) will tutor or give help with essays. Cindy. All interviews will be kept strictly IN THE Phone 594-0960 after 6 p.m. $10/hr. confidential. UBYSSEY Tuesday, February 24, 1987 THE UBYSSEY Page 11 Field men win Collegiate Cup undefeated By STEPHEN INGVALDSON Frustrated and in disarray, the With 20 minutes left in the game, overtime periods were played. With went to UBC's Doug Fraser who The UBC men's field hockey 'Birds were penalized for calling in the 'Birds began a remarkable com two minutes remaining in the final was named the tournament MVP by team returned home from Berkeley, to question the integrity of the um eback with Doug Fraser scoring the overtime, Stephen Ingvaldson con the Organizing Committee. California last week, winners of the pires and had to play short-handed third and tying goal on a great in verted a short-corner lifting the UBC now gets back to their 1987 Collegiate Cup. Undefeated, for five minutes. This marked the dividual effort with under three 'Birds to a 4-3 victory and the tour struggle for a play-off berth in the the 'Birds were the class of the tour turning point in the game as UBC minutes remaining. Tied 3-3 at the nament title. competitive Vancouver League. nament which involved Cal woke up and began to play hockey. end of regulation, two 10 minute While the Thunderbirds won the The 'Birds are currently in fifth Berkeley, Arizona State, and Stan tournament, individual honors place with three games remaining. ford. UBC's opening game against Cal resulted in a disappointing 1-1 tie. The 'Birds dominated the game but were unable to score more than once. However, UBC's scoring drought did not last long. In their second game against Arizona the potent 1987-88 INTRAMURAL UBC offense, led by centre-forward Dave Ancrum, scored 11 times to JUNIOR EXECUTIVE down the hapless Arizona team 11-0. In their third and final round POSITIONS robin game, UBC used their superior skills to play a short pass The Intramural Program is now taking applications ing game and beat Stanford 5-1, clinching a berth in the final with for the following positions. Forms and information Cal. can be obtained from the Intramural office, Rm. 66. The tournament final was the Lower SUB Concourse. game of the weekend, but unfor tunately was not without controver sy. Cal got two questionable goals Positions Available at the outset when the umpires allowed two blatant hand-stops on Sport Management short corners. Quick to capitalize on their advantage, Cal scored once WILD STICK SWINGING barbarians beat the ground with heavy sticks Asst. Asst. Sen. Sports Program again to make the score 3-0. trying to become boys once again. Dir. Dir. Sports Writer Assist. Program Admin. Promo. 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UBC hAamAaw... jfo aw/ stxft&•.- USC ifdhomJuds... fa aood gpcnfi Page 12 THE UBYSSEY Tuesday, February 24, 1987 Bench boosts b-ballers to finals By CHEW WONG With eight minutes left in the first game. ding national champion University they will still be invited to the na This weekend in Canada West half, and fouls piling up, UBC head Point led the 'Birds with 23 of Victoria Vikings. tional championships as a wild card team based on their number three men's semi-final basketball play the coach Bruce Enns made several key points and 14 rebounds. After a The winners of next weekend's ranking. Enns obviously wishes to UBC hoop group eliminated the substitutions that preserved the slow start, where they were down 16 finals, along with the five other travel the winner's route. University of Saskatchewan UBC lead. to four early, the 'Birds picked up conference champions, will receive Huskies, two games to none. The "The foul situation forced me to the tempo and the win. a berth in the March CIAU national "If you don't win the league then two victories have qualified the go to the bench," said Enns. "We're peaking at a perfect basketball championship. Two there's no guarantee about what's Thunderbirds for their first ap Players who have seen limited time," said guard Basso. wildcad teams will then be selected going to happen," said Enns. pearance in the CWUAA cham playing time so far this year came The two victories have pushed the by the ranking committee to com UBC will host next weekend's pionship in twelve years. off the bench to perform ad 'Birds up a notch to the number plete the field of eight teams. finals at War Memorial Gym on On Saturday night the 'Birds mirably. three ranked team in this week's na Should the 'Birds lose next Friday (7:30), Saturday (7:30), and defeated Saskatchewan 95-75 in a Jamie Boulding rebounded with a tional poll, and placed them in the weekend, the possibility exists that Sunday (2:00) if necessary. very physical game where a total of tenacity that was not evident earlier CWUAA finals against the defen 56 fouls were called. It was a game in the season; Gord Matson played in which the starters laid down the defence with the fervour of a man tracks and the bench carried UBC possessed; Ken Scott shot well, and Swim 'Birds make a splash on to victory. Maurice Basso played virtually turnover-free ball. out the score. swam extremely well, but we are go The starting line-up paced the By IAN ROBERTSON The male Birds (239 points) ing to have a hard time retaining 'Birds in the early stages of the The 'Birds may need this strong For the fourth consecutive year didn't fare nearly as well, placing our national title against Toronto," game. Midway through the first play from their bench again in the the UBC women retained their first fourth behind Calgary (647), Alber said head coach Jack Kelso. half co-captain Kevin Hanson went next round of play-offs as starting place position in the Canada West ta (378), and Victoria (280), but In the men's events UBC started on a three-pointer spree that left the forward Aaron Point suffered a Swimming and Diving Competi beating Manitoba (123). off extremely well. Chris Bowie set Huskies bewildered. broken hand in Saturday's game. It tion. is uncertain whether he will play or The 'Birds racked up 517 points The 400 metre free relay team of a new Canada West record in the Hanson hit three three-pointers not in next weekend's games. this past weekend to second place Janet Oakes, Nadeane Holley, 500 metre free, while Dave Young, in a row to bring UBC from a nar Calgary's 368, while the Univer Angie Haveman and Gwen Andrew Huige and Simon Cassidy row 22-19 lead to a comfortable On Friday night UBC defeated sities of Alberta (281), Manitoba Chambers came first. all managed to qualify for the 31-21 margin. Saskatchewan 92-79 in a tighter (149) and Victoria (125) rounded In the individual events the CIAU championships in Halifax. women were led with second place The Birds were unable to maintain finished by Alison Gilbert (50 metre the pace, however, with Kevin 'Birds slip twice and advance free), Holley (200 metre free), Draxinger's second in the 200 metre Oakes (100 metre free) and Jen back and Michel Hameury's third By NEIL PHILIP outscored Brandon 17-16 in the but we had gold opportunities to Good (100 metre breast). Third on both one and three metre boards The Thunderbirds lost two four games they split 2-2 this year, score and didn't." place finishers for the Birds were the only other medal wins. Also hockey games to the University of the 'Birds will advance to the Next weekend when fourth place Good (200 metre breast), Fiona qualifying for the Halifax meet Saskatchewan Huskies at Thunder playoffs. Saskatchewan plays the second Waddell (800 metre free), Anne were Geoff Grover and Cling Hirst. bird Arena this weekend, but still The real difference between this place Manitoba Bisons, fifth place Martin (50 metre free), Sandra "We didn't swim all our top managed to make the Canada West weekend's games was the Saskat UBC will play in Calgary against Mason (200 metre fly), Niki Bennett swimmers, and our men's team playoffs for the first time in 10 chewan goaltending, according to first-place Dinosaurs. (200 metre individual medley), placing reflected this. We used this years. UBC captain LaPointe. Although UBC lost all four Stephanie Brown (100 metre back) meet mainly to get as many men as On Friday, despite outshooting "Last night Makay played well games against Calgary this season, and Haveman (100 metre free). possible qualified for the national Saskatchewan 26-22, UBC lost 2-1 for the Huskies. But Holtby was the 'Birds seem convinced they can In the women's diving events championship, and we did that. on a late third period goal. The outstanding for them tonight, he win. Trish Murphy was second on the Despite the placing I am very happy teams hit hard throughout the won the game for them." "We'll play in a European-size three metre board. with the team's performance," said game, and neither could easily Saturday's game was decided rink," said LaPointe, "so our "I was a little disappointed there Kelso. penetrate the other's blue line. when Saskatchewan made it 3-0 on quick, mobile forwards will be able were so few female participants in The women have 12 swimmers The 'Birds defensemen were ly 59 seconds into the third period. to move more easily. I'm totally this event, and also that two of our and three divers, and the men 11 outstanding, particularly Steve La- After a UBC defender lost the puck confident . . . One has to be to sur girls came close but failed to make swimmers, qualified for CIAUs, Pointe who scored UBC's lone in his corner, it slid through the slot vive." the qualifying standards. Overall we March 6, 7, 8. goal. Carl Repp was also brilliant in towards the blue line. A Saskat goal. chewan player fanned on an at On Saturday UBC again outshot tempted shot in the slot before the Saskatchewan 34-31, but lost 4-1. puck was slapped from the point Soccer 'Birds blast Shooters Players on both teams unleashed past UBC's Repp. By ANGIE NORMAN UBC striker Colleen Quee set up "I see no reason why we can't go stunning body checks, and their im "I was looking around my The UBC women's soccer team the next two goals, laying off neat all the way to the finals," said UBC passioned indignation accounted defenseman," said Repp. "But I defeated Langley's Keg Shooters backpasses to Nancy Sutherland head coach Brian Thomson. for a total of 60 penalty minutes, was looking to one side and the 5-0 in the third round of league cup and Carole St. Arnaud. Christine "We're training hard and the team and an amazing slash-and-chase puck came on the other side. I play Sunday at UBC. Pinette was credited with the fifth is playing together very well right scene. didn't see it." UBC took charge of the game goal after she beat the Langley now." Because the Brandon University UBC's scorers were frustrated on right from the opening whistle with goalkeeper on a breakaway. UBC is hosting the University of Bobcats lost both their weekend the weekend due to the tight check midfielder Mitch Ring capitalizing UBC have won all their games so games to Lethbridge, Brandon and ing of the Huskies' defense. But on a cross from Zabeen Janmoham- far in cup play and are shooting for Victoria's women's soccer team at 4 UBC end the regular season in a UBC's head coach Terry O'Malley med, who minutes later tucked in the provincial championships this p.m. this Friday for an exciting ex 20-point tie. But because UBC has insisted "we were not out-played, goal number two. year. hibition match at Todd Fields.