365Ink102.Pdf
The fake letters I write in my head... I’m done. This fancy new phone doesn’t. What ever will I do to make this call stop? Dear cellular provider, Oh, God, please give me guidance. If I want- While mobile phone technology continues ed someone to blather completely obvious to get more and more complex allowing me worthlessness in my ear, I’d listen to Brent to do a limitless variety of cool things from Musberger doing color commentary for a the ease of my smart phone, when was it, ex- college football game. actly, that you decided we were too damn dumb to leave our own freakin’ messages on ... our cell phones? Clearly you think I can surf the Web, do my banking, find great deals on Dear nameless company with an automated StreetJaw and watch movies on my phone, phone system, but you don’t think I am smart enough to I apologize for not taking the time in the past say, “Sorry I missed you, leave a message?” to memorize which alphabetical letters cor- No, actually you do think I am physically respond to which phone keypad numbers on able to do so, you just assume I’m too stu- my cell. You see, when I was finally the last pid to achieve the goal of getting the caller person on earth to get a BlackBerry, I discov- to leave me the message in my own words. ered, in a panic, while trying to follow your So you have a convenient female voice come instructions, that I could not just enter the on the line and basically repeat everything I first three digits of the my party’s last name to just said all over again.
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