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THE INDEPENDENT STUDENT PAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF NEW HAMPSHIRE SINCE 1911 he New Hampshir TTNHdigital.com thursday, March 23, 2017 Vol. 106, no. 38E UNH alumna Lori Robinson ’81 to be Town and Campus switches owner after over 56 years this year’s commencement speaker By Van Hendrickx claims it is here to stay. ly running the store during busi- Staff Writer “The store will be main- ness hours. However, the store tained as Town and Campus—it’s will be seemingly no different; After running the local cloth- just going to be a little updated,” minus Gangwer’s welcoming and ing and memorabilia store, Town said Murphy, who hails from familiar smile. and Campus, for 56 years, former Newburyport, Massachusetts, and “I, myself, won’t be running owner Jesse Gangwer has passed owns other properties in Durham the store but I’m going to be keep- his business on to new owner, Pe- including the apartments on Rose- ter Murphy. Murphy has owned mary Lane. Unlike the previous Town and Campus the store for a few weeks now and owner, Murphy won’t be routine- continued on page 3 ‘If it’s broke, fix it!’

Courtesy photo UNH alumna Lori Robinson ’81 was the first female in the Department of Defense to serve as a combatant commander in the U.S. Air Force.

By Nick D’Aloia ern Command (USNORTHCOM) CONTRIBUTING WRITER in 2016. According to a UNH press re- Brendon Burns/Staff When Gen. Lori Robinson lease, as commander of NORAD, delivers the 2017 UNH com- Robinson is responsible for over- Patagonia’s “Worn Wear” tour revolves around the idea that people should become “own- mencement address on Saturday, seeing aerospace control as well ers” not “consumers” of clothing, and helps students reduce waste. May 20, she will be adding anoth- as maritime and aerospace warn- er accomplishment to her increas- ings in defense of North America. Patagonia teaches UNH community how to mend their clothing ingly impressive résumé. Not Her position as commander of only is Robinson a former UNH USNORTHCOM involves part- nering with homeland defense to By Chandler MacKenzie Wildcat, but she is also the first CONTRIBUTING WRITER female combatant commander in oversee civil support and security the U.S. Air Force. cooperation to defend all of the Using the mantra “If it’s broke, fix it,” UNH hosted the “Repair Fair” Tuesday which allowed “The university is incredibly United States. Both are incredibly students to bring old clothing and items to be repaired in order to promote sustainability. proud of Gen. Robinson and the well respected positions and Rob- The event was featured as part of Patagonia’s “Worn Wear” tour, in which the Post-Landfill historic role she now holds as the inson is the first woman to hold Action Network (PLAN) was tasked by Patagonia to pick 21 different schools across the coun- first woman to lead a major com- either of them. try focused on the “Zero Waste” concept. UNH alumnus and founder of PLAN, Alex Freid, also batant command,” said UNH Me- “I am very excited about the founded the student organization “Trash 2 Treasure,” in which students have the opportunity to dia Relations Director Erika Man- choice of Gen. Lori Robinson as recycle unwanted items, such as clothes and furniture. They are then resold right before the start of tz. “We love being able to bring UNH’s commencement speaker,” fall semester in the “Trash 2 Treasure” event held at the Whittemore Center. back distinguished alumni to said UNH Student Body President Fried partnered with current members of Trash 2 Treasure and Net Impact to put on the “Re- motivate and inspire our graduat- Jonathan Dean. pair Fair,” which not only consisted of representatives from Patagonia, but also 15-20 UNH spon- ing students, and we’re incredibly “I think there are two ex- sored organizations as well. Some organizations included UNH Compost Cats as well as the Sus- honored that she has agreed to be pectations that students have for tainability Institute and was held from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. in the Strafford Room. the commencement speaker.” a commencement speaker. First, Edie Allard, a UNH student who led the planning effort behind the Repair Fair, spoke to the The university announced someone that is inspiring and has impact of the fair and the impact she believes it has on students. “We decided that we wanted to that Robinson would be the 2017 an interesting story,” Dean said. build a fair about recycling and reuse around the Patagonia tour,” Allard said. commencement speaker on the “Second, students look for some- morning of Wednesday, March one they may only have this one 22. opportunity to ever hear speak. Fix It “I couldn’t be more thrilled, Gen. Robinson meets both of continued on page 3 and humbled, to be this year’s these expectations.” commencement speaker for Dean is just one of the nu- Two violent crimes committed in Durham over break UNH. When I was wearing a cap merous excited students preparing and gown in 1981, I never could for Robinson’s commencement By Alycia Wilson New Hampshire, later identified track him at the C&J Trailways have imagined one day returning address in May. “I think that Gen. Lori Rob- DESIGN EDITOR as Joshua Kenneth Flynn, who bus station, where he was taken to UNH to address the graduating also goes by the alias of Joshua into custody. According to Kel- class,” Robinson said. inson will be an incredibly interesting speaker. Her graduation In the early days leading up Kenneth Anderson, had entered ley, Flynn has been charged with Robinson graduated from the farm stand armed with a knife aggravated felonious sexual as- UNH with a Bachelor of Arts from UNH makes her especially to and beginning what UNH stu- relatable, not to mention her ca- dents knew to be spring break, and tied up three victims, one of sault, three counts of kidnapping, degree in English. After gradu- whom he sexually assaulted be- armed robbery and theft of a mo- ating through UNH’s Air Force reer is extremely impressive. I’m Durham experienced two succes- looking forward to hearing what sive counts of violent crime. fore fleeing the scene in a vehicle tor vehicle. He was also charged Reserve Officers’ Training Corps he had stolen from one of the vic- with receiving stolen property by (ROTC) program, she entered the she has to say,” said UNH senior The first event of violent Alexis Bouchard. crime was as an alleged robbery tims. According to Foster’s Daily the Portsmouth Police Depart- Operational Air Force under the Democrat, Flynn left a car at the ment. He is a suspect in numerous rank of second lieutenant in 1982. Many students, like Boucha- that occurred on the morning of rd, are eager to have an opportuni- Friday, March 10, at the Emery crime scene that police found reg- armed robberies that had occurred Robinson spent 34 years in the Air istered under his alias. throughout Strafford County in Force before she was promoted to ty to listen to a motivating figure Farm stand on Route 4, according to Durham Deputy Police After receiving a call at 11:27 the weeks preceding the event. commander of the North Ameri- a.m., Durham officers responded can Aerospace Defense Com- COMMENCEMENT Chief Rene Kelley. A 46-year- CRIME old man and resident of Bristol, and eventually the Portsmouth mand (NORAD) and U.S. North- continued on page 3 Police Department was able to continued on page 3 A Look The Ahead Mar. 23 NE - Lessons in Leader- W ship: James Ander- son ’07, MUB 203, 5-6 p.m. - Grilled Cheese AMPSHIRE Fundraiser American Since 1911 H Red Cross, Hetzel Hall, 9 P.M. - 12 A.M.

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Fix It sity of Oregon.” continued from page 1 Patagonia’s “Worn Wear” tour is based on the idea of Pa- Members of the Patago- tagonia that the people that buy nia team were met with clothing Patagonia wear should become repairs all day long. The team “owners” not “consumers.” serviced 50 different items such According to the Patagonia as backpacks, jackets and sweat- Director of Philosophy, Vincent shirts and repairs for each item Stanley, he believes that buy- took as little as fi ve minutes to as ing Patagonia is much more than long as one hour. just purchasing a product. “We The Patagonia staff also led believe that buying Patagonia is over 200 do-it-yourself repairs, in making a long-term investment in which students were allowed to your wear,” Stanley said. “We’re fi x their own items with help from really trying to change the rela- the staff. tionship between the company “This is the fi rst stop of our and the customer. People value second leg of the tour,” touring things because of how they per- staff member Cheney Caldwell form and how long they last rath- said. “It’s an east-to-west coast er than for their novelty.” Patagonia also provided free event, so we have some pretty Allison Bellucci/Staff signifi cant travel ahead of us. We clothing giveaways, which had Crime scene at 18 Edgewood Road where 22-year-old Michael Barrett of Dover was found are doing two events per week in students lined up out the door of Delia [the truck], so for about the the Strafford Room. Members of dead on Saturday, March 11. next fi ve or six weeks, we will be the Patagonia staff estimated a on the road going to schools like few hundred students attended the MIT, Michigan and the Univer- fair.

Commencement the U.S. Air Force. Among other continued from page 1 awards, she has received the Dis- tinguished Service Medal with such as Robinson. two oak leaf clusters, the Defense “Gen. Lori Robinson is an Meritorious Service Medal, the inspiration to the entire graduat- Aerial Achievement Medal and ing class. She demonstrates all the Defense Superior Service the qualities a wildcat should pos- Medal. sess; she is ambitious, inﬂ uential “I’m proud to represent my and legendary,” said UNH senior class and the U.S. military, and Natalie Lewis. while I’m there, I look forward In addition to her historic to commissioning cadets from the role as leader of a major combat- UNH ROTC unit as the Air Force ant command, Robinson is also a and Army’s newest ofﬁ cers,” very well decorated member of Robinson said.

@thenewhampshire 4 thursday, march 23, 2017 news THE NEW HAMPSHIRE UNH hosts teach-in on newly introduced NH voting legislation By Harry Haytayan was part of a number of other when he or she has accomplished gomery. He then moved to cases defining and limiting who is en- CONTRIBUTING WRITER teach-ins the Center of the Hu- the purpose that brought him or of inconsistent federal protection titled to vote.” Cronheim would manities has sponsored over the her there” to claim domicile in of voting rights throughout his- continue to voice his concern The departments of history, course of the year discussing New Hampshire, thus losing the tory. Sokol then ended his talk that the new legislation was a po- political science, international a variety of topics, from New right to vote. by stating how in 2013, the Su- litical move on the part of Senate affairs and the women’s stud- Hampshire voting legislation to History professor Jason So- preme Court struck down fed- Republicans to address the dis- ies program held a teach-in on the future of immigration policy kol, a specialist in 20th century eral enforcement of the Voting proportionately Democratically Thursday, March 9, discussing under the Trump Administration. U.S. history and the civil rights Rights Act of 1965. voting university students, as newly introduced voting leg- Currently, a person must movement, gave historical back- “It is up to the states,” So- many university students are not islation in the New Hampshire “maintain a physical presence” ground to the struggle for the kol said, “like New Hampshire, citizens of New Hampshire. state Senate. The panel, which in New Hampshire, more than right to vote in the United States. to preserve the right to vote.” However, Greabe addressed is comprised of UNH professors, any other place, with “an intent “The chief weapon in the Next to speak were New this point of citizenship by accomplished New Hampshire to maintain a singular continuous fight for freedom, is the vote,” Hampshire attorney Alan Cron- bringing up Article III and the attorneys and UNH students presence…for domestic, social Sokol said opening his discus- heim and UNH School of Law 14th Amendment and how they familiar with New Hampshire and civil purposes” if he or she sion on the civil rights move- Professor John Greabe. Both already defined what citizenship politics, discussed recently in- wishes to vote in New Hamp- ment and their quest for equal gave insight to the legality of the standard is needed to vote. troduced legislation in the New shire elections. However, the voting rights for African-Amer- new legislation and voiced con- “Students in New Hamp- Hampshire state Senate that proposed legislation, officially icans back in the 1960s. He then cern the proposed changes fall in shire, for the time being, you looks to alter the definition of named SB3, would strictly in- gave example of how equal vot- line with the United States’ past are domicile in New Hampshire “domicile” in regards to voting terpret the meaning of domicile ing right activists were met with history of voter suppression. under federal law,” Greabe said. rights in New Hampshire. and not allow anyone, “without extreme violence, some losing “Voter suppression is not “State citizenship trumps any This talk, in Theater II of the intention of making [New their lives, from Alabamian resi- new,” Cronheim said. “It is our finite definition of domicile the the Memorial Union Building, Hampshire] his or her home but dence and state troopers on the history…now in New Hamp- state legislature might come up with the intention of leaving it marches from Selma to Mont- shire, there is pending legislation with.” NH Briefs UNH professor lectures on Central American Immigration put into these positions?” Malone NH education commissioner confirmed said. “It is very disturbing, person- ally and academically, the only thing left to do is to act.” CONCORD, N.H. (AP) — three Republican councilors, Malone’s research informed The New Hampshire Executive and opposed by the two Demo- attendees that since the early 90s, Council has voted 3-2 to con- crats. Central American immigration firm Education Commissioner Earlier this year, Demo- has declined; with a significant Frank Edelblut for a full, four- cratic Councilor Andru Vo- drop in 2015, but 2016 saw a 106 year term. linsky said he was concerned percent increase. The vote on Wednesday Edelblut didn’t disclose when “The media is so focused on followed the council’s vote he was under consideration Syrian and Middle Eastern refu- earlier this year for Edelblut for commissioner that he made gees, it is important to know that to complete the term of former an anonymous contribution to isn’t the only concern,” sopho- Commissioner Virginia Barry. help finance a school board’s more ecogastronomy and com- Edelblut, a Republican legal battle against the depart- munication double major Tia candidate for governor last ment he now heads. Floyd said. “It is also interesting year, was supported by the to learn the fact that it isn’t entirely Mexicans who are crossing the border illegally, but Central Charges reduced in drug injection case Carlos Martens/Staff Americans too.” UNH Associate Professor of Political Science Mary The Central American mi- Malone lectures on Central American Immigration. grants do have options to help CONCORD, N.H. (AP) – considered a deadly weapon. them. They can seek asylum here Two New Hampshire women Frenette’s lawyer also argued in the U.S. by applying for cred- either stay there or attempt cross- who were arrested after police there were no traces of heroin By Carlos Martens ible fear interviews (CFIs). The ing the U.S./Mexico border. say one of them demanded that found in Farruggia’s or the ba- STAFF WRITER hearings consist of the immigrants In the wake of these civil the other inject her with heroin by’s bloodstream. pleading their cases of how dan- wars, the violence and hardships and methamphetamine before The women now face UNH Associate Professor of gerous it would be to be deported of street poverty within these Cen- she gave birth in an ambulance misdemeanor reckless conduct Political Science Mary Malone back to their countries. However, tral American countries resulted are no longer facing felony charges. helps conduct surveys in countries the local Central American gov- in the creation of violent street charges. Police say Frenette used like Nicaragua, Costa Rica and ernments, the U.S. government gangs. Removed from their lo- The reckless conduct an unsanitary syringe to try to Panama, that deal with how local and the media are adamant in cal government, they established charges against Felicia Farrug- inject Farruggia at least once violence raises low-income fami- informing how dangerous migra- order and rule in these neighbor- gia and Rhianna Frenette were before she was successful last lies’ probability of attempting to tion is and the low possibility of hoods. These gangs are still thriv- reduced to misdemeanors in year. Firefighters later arrived migrate north, in hopes of reach- successfully integrating into the ing today and are the reason many Concord on Tuesday after de- and Farruggia gave birth while ing the U.S. U.S. fense attorneys argued a syringe entering the ambulance. Malone informed students Central Americans still flee their filled with heroin shouldn’t be and other attendees on her assis- country in search of a safer life. tive research on the concerns of According to Malone, the majority of Central American Man abused daughter before her death Central American Immigration. Her lecture, “Leaving the Devil young men are integrated either You Know: Violence and Migra- willingly or forcibly into service of these gangs, and to find CONCORD, N.H. (AP) – at a hospital. An autopsy re- tion in Central America,” was held in Memorial Union Building a male not involved with a gang A New Hampshire judge has vealed she suffered blunt force between the ages of 18-24 is dif- ruled that there’s enough evi- trauma to the abdomen and her (MUB) Theater II this past Tues- day, March 21. ficult. These gangs she notes, are dence to move forward with a death was ruled a homicide. socialized by violence, and then second-degree murder case Prosecutors allege the girl “Every time I went back, the area seemed to have deteriorated establish territories and control lo- against a father accused of kill- had told family members her cal police. Victimized by the street ing his 3-year-old daughter in father gave her bruises when more,” Malone said. “The violence kept getting worse, you just gangs, the majority of the migrants Concord last year. asked about them. are women and children. Women Prosecutors on Tuesday Bureau’s defense argued couldn’t ignore it.” According to Malone, the face sexual assault and violence alleged that 22-year-old Jo- there isn’t enough evidence in their home neighborhoods. The carl Bureau had physically to demonstrate that he was re- civil wars in Guatemala, El Salva- dor and Nicaragua in the late 80s gangs threaten to beat or kill their abused his daughter, Jayleah, sponsible for his daughter’s children if the women do not co- for months before she died in death. and early 90s sent wave after wave of Central Americans fleeing the operate. Women are forced into March 2016. Bureau’s case has been relationships and servitude or face violence and devastation. They Line Cooks, Police had found the girl moved to Merrimack County dire consequences from the gangs. unresponsive and she later died Superior Court. would head north into Mexico and Counter Service, “How would I feel if I was Hotesses Waitstaff, Doormen & Bartenders - Putting out twice a week since 1911 - THE NEW HAMPSHIRE news thursday, march 23, 2017 5 UNH promotes sustainability through panels and fairs

By Chandler MacKenzie (PLAN) as a stop on this tour. UNH is to network. Networking tagonia believe that environmen- ible change agent,” Blaisdell said. CONTRIBUTING WRITER The panel was moderated by plays a huge part in what I do total challenges will be the central “If we’re going to change social Fiona Wilson, executive director day with PLAN and the over 100 issues for businesses in the years and environmental issues, busi- With the intent to promote of the Center for Social Innova- college campuses we work with to come. There is no way to avoid ness, especially in this political sustainability, UNH hosted a dis- tion and Enterprise, and featured in promoting sustainability.” it.” climate, is the best place to do cussion panel titled, “Businesses five panelists. One of the panelists partici- Other panelists included that.” as Agents of Change” Tuesday UNH alumnus Alex Fried, pating in the dialogue was Pata- Colleen Vien, director of sustain- Vien spoke on her hope that night in the Granite State Room founder of both UNH’s “Trash 2 gonia’s director of philosophy, ability at Timberland, Amy Hall, students to either have an interest (GSR) of the Memorial Union Treasure” program and of PLAN, Vincent Stanley, who was also the director of social consciousness in sustainability or became inter- Building (MUB). The dialogue kicked off the discussion event. event’s featured keynote speaker. at Eileen Fisher, Betsy Blaisdell, ested after the panel session. was partnered with the Patagonia Fried spoke about his own expe- Stanley spoke on Patagonia’s suc- vice president of product at the “I’m hoping that the stu- “Worn Wear College Road Tour” riences at UNH and the impact cesses with sustainability over the Sustainable Apparel Coalition and dents in the audience tonight are and the UNH Repair Fair that that sustainability plays in his ev- last 25 years, and how environ- Stewart Shepard, member of the excited about two things,” Vien took place for most of that day eryday life. He also spoke of his mental issues will, if not already, fabric sustainability team at W. L. said. “One, that no matter what in the MUB’s Strafford Room, advice to UNH students, relaying become a major problem that Gore and Associates. Blaisdell, an field of education they choose to where Patagonia brought in full- the message that sustainability companies face in the next five to UNH alumna, was impressed by pursue that they have the ability to time touring technicians to fix can play in students’ and faculty’s 10 years. the movement of sustainability pursue sustainability and two, that ripped or broken clothes, free lives. “Still, even today, everything that UNH students have formed students understand they have of charge. UNH was one of 21 “I encourage everyone to get we do at Patagonia takes back compared to how it was during a role in solving all of these big schools chosen by Patagonia and involved,” Fried said. “One of the from the planet more than we can her time at UNH. “I think UNH problems, not only in their career the Post-Landfill Action Network biggest things I learned here at return,” Stanley said. “We at Pa- has realized business is an incred- path, but also as a consumer.” TNH Photo Album #UNHOnBreak

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Courtesy of Adrienne Perron, Charlotte Kjellman and Jamie Cormier Over spring break, 100 UNH students set out to locations from Michigan and Georgia to spend their vacation giving back with projects such as trail maintenance and Habitat for Humanity.

By Adrienne Perron community they are in. week,” Cashin said. leadership skills [and]...There is that I went on the trip were amaz- CONTRIBUTING WRITER The program offers trips Cashin went on to say that no better way to bond with a group ing and we really worked well to- working with Habitat for Human- each participant was able to make of people than to cram into a cou- gether.... Being able to go into this Though most students have ity, trail maintenance and inner a difference in his or her own way. ple of mini vans and drive cross- trip not knowing anyone and com- returned to campus from coastal city youth. Locations for these Habitat for Humanity trips were country,” Cashin said. ing out of it as a group of close vacation spots, snowy ski moun- projects ranged from places such able to build safe and affordable Abby Geremia, a senior lead- friends is an experience I’ll never tains or the comfort of their own as Battlecreek, Michigan, to Cum- homes for people living in the area er of a trail maintenance trip, holds forget,” Perry said. Perry also said homes, some students have re- berland Island, Georgia. Accord- that they were working in, students a similar mindset regarding ABC that she enjoyed getting to know turned from spring break from ing to ABC President and senior participating in trail maintenance trips. the members of the Georgia Appa- spots in the country where they therapeutic recreation major Han- were able to clean up trails in state “As a whole, my experiences lachian Trail Club while working engaged in community service nah Cashin, the organization is parks and on the Appalachian with ABC have been some of my on the Appalachian Trail and hear- projects for the entirety of the made up of 80 participants and 20 Trail in a sustainable manner and favorite experiences with UNH,” ing about their life stories. week. These students dedicated leaders for a total of 100 students students working with inner city Geremia said, “and the memories, “Students should participate their time to serving others in engaging in these community ser- youth helped enhance after-school impacts and relationships have in ABC because you get to travel, different locations in the country vice projects. programs for the children. been really meaningful to me.” see new places, meet new people through UNH’s Alternative Break “ABC participants are afford- ABC also allows for partici- Emily Perry, a sophomore and make a difference instead of Challenge (ABC). ed the opportunity to make a real pants to travel, gain experience participant on a trail maintenance spending all of your hard earned This student organization al- difference in whatever community and make new friends through the trip to Dahlonega, Georgia, stated money to come back from a tradi- lows for members to spend their they travel to. They can come back program. that she had a great time on the tional spring break vacation with spring break vacation traveling from spring break and feel good “ABC offers students an op- trip. a sunburn and an empty wallet,” to a new location and serving the about the way that they spent the portunity for personal growth and “The group of UNH students Cashin said. Power soccer team to face off against Wildcats in charity game

By Jake Dawson ing everything from sled hockey CONTRIBUTING WRITER to archery. “Everyone around the world plays soccer... this is just a Power soccer is accessible diff erent version of it.” The Northeast Passage for people who use wheelchairs. Power Soccer team will be host- The game is played in a four ing a fundraiser event this com- vs. four style with two 20-min- Tony Jackson ing Saturday, March 25, at Lund- ute halves. There are no offside Power Soccer Coordinator for Northeast Passage holm Gymnasium where they rules. Two players from the same will be taking on the University team can’t be within three me- wheelchair. Jackson said that the goal is to raise $2,000. Saturday as well. of New Hampshire’s men’s soc- ters of the ball at any given time. this is the ﬁ rst time that an event “We might play a couple Jackson said he wants peo- cer team to raise money for the There can only be two defenders with the men’s soccer team will games [on Saturday] and there ple to come out and watch the Northeast Passage program. from the same team in the goal take place. will probably be a halftime show game to see that having a dis- Northeast Passage is an or- area with one of them being the According to Jackson, gen- of sorts, like a skills competi- ability doesn’t prevent his team- ganization that is partnered with goalkeeper. All other rules of eral admission tickets will be tion,” Jackson said. mates from doing what they the UNH College of Health and soccer apply. available for $5, though students Jackson said that both teams love. Human Services. They provide Power Soccer Coordinator with a valid student ID card can have a great relationship and that “Everyone around the world equipment and organize events for Northeast Passage and team buy a ticket for $2. All proceeds the varsity men have expressed plays soccer,” Jackson said, “... for people with disabilities to member, Tony Jackson, has ar- will go directly to the Northeast great interest in the event. He this is just a different version of play the sports they love, offer- throgryposis and uses a power Passage Power Soccer division; also said that he is excited for it.”

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By Katherine Lesnyk that Cinderella’s two stepsisters Contributing Writer are played by male dancers, junior theatre majors Ryan Lemay and Liam Tanner. They both ex- The UNH Dance Company pressed that their freshman year will be showcasing two perfor- dance instructors requested they mances from March 29 to April try out roles that were tradition- 2: “Cinderella” with some twists, ally female in that year’s perfor- and “Ooh, La Paree!,” an original mance, and it stuck with them. piece written and choregraphed During Tuesday’s rehearsal, the by UNH theatre and dance pro- two dancers didn’t have their full fessors. “ Everybody knows ‘Cinderella,’ but you don’t know how that evening is going to play out.” Gay Nardone UNH Professor of Theatre and Dance, Director of Dance Katherine Lesnyk/ Contributing Members of the UNH Dance Company rehearse for “Cinderella.” The company will open its spring showcase next Wednesday, March 29, and run it through April 2. “Cinderella,” directed by costumes yet, but they did have assistant professor of theater feathery white fans and white which is tied into the theme of Nardone said that the students, one in the audience. The diversity and dance Assaf Benchetrit and petticoats worn over their prac- bringing people of all social often dance majors, minors, or in the two segments is vast. Nar- choreographed by Benchetrit tice clothes. classes together. This concept is simply longtime dancers, work done said that “everybody knows and lecturer of theatre and dance The audience will also be showcased with a quote Nardone incredibly hard starting in Sep- ‘Cinderella’…but you don’t Susan Endrizzi, will be the bal- surprised next week by the hu- found by the African-American tember for this performance. know how that evening is going let portion of the concert. Jenn mor incorporated into the chore- social reformer and Civil War era For the jazz, tap and aerial to play out…you don’t know how Brisebois, a junior marketing and ography by Benchetrit and En- abolitionist Frederick Douglass. (JTA) performance, the audi- the set or the costumes will look,” dance major who plays the title drizzi, including at least one fight There is more text in the show as ence can expect some new danc- but with “Ooh, La Paree!”, “you character, said during a rehearsal scene between the stepsisters and well, including a quote in French ers—about 60 auditioned for this don’t know the story.” There will on Tuesday night that “the show a football game played with a that is featured at the beginning year’s lineup of the JTA compa- be awe and laughter and inspira- has two very distinct segments,” pointe shoe instead of a football. and isn’t translated until the end ny, and there are a little less than tion in the viewing of these per- which will entertain all audience Gay Nardone, the director of of the performance. There were 30 in the show—as well as a new formances, and the pride beam- members. She also said that hav- “Ooh La Paree!,” who is work- political influences and musical apparatus for the aerial portions: ing from these incredible dancers ing such a “lighthearted, chil- ing with choreographer and lec- influences from “Moulin Rouge” a cube, which Marino enthusiasti- will be palpable. dren’s fairytale show” balances turer of theatre and dance Mary in addition to these quotes that cally mentioned. The UNH Dance Company out “Ooh, La Paree!,” which Beth Marino, divulged the mean- Nardone found, but a very im- With everyone involved, concert premieres on March 29 is set in a cabaret dance club in ing behind her original work on portant aspect that changes the whether it is in the ballet perfor- at 7 p.m. in the Johnson Theatre. France. Tuesday afternoon. The concept course of a show is the work mance, JTA or both, one thing Tickets are available online and There are many things about evolved over time, but it is, in of the students and their styles, was certainly common: there is at the Paul Creative Arts Center “Cinderella” that will stand out essence, a “class war” in France, which Marino discussed on Tues- confidence that there is going to box office. to audiences. One is the fact day and Nardone later supported. be something that interests every- TNH takes on Smuttynose’s 1866 ale By Abigael Sleeper ARTS EDITOR

As journalists, we know that honesty and integrity are vital to re- porting the news, and so, we have to be honest: we, as an editorial staff, don’t know that much about beer. Still, when Smuttynose releases a UNH- themed ale, one does not simply not try it (permitting that one is 21, that is). So, highly unqualified as we may be, some of the legal-aged members of the TNH Editorial Staff sampled the session ale and are happy to report that, at least to our unrefined pallets, it’s a good brew. A message on the can prom- ises that the beer, like UNH, is “borne of New Hampshire’s rugged character, innovative spirit and unbounded opportunities,” and I’ve gotta say, I felt pretty darn rugged popping open a can at 4 p.m. on a weekday. In my defense, it was for “work.” For the real low-down on this Smuttynose brew, keep an eye on TNH for an upcoming feature article by staff photographer Brendon Burns. In the meantime, you can grab a sixer of the 1866 ale right in Durham Han- nafords, or hunt down one of the select local restaurants or bars serving the beer. Drink responsibly, and raise a glass for our beautiful university’s 150th anniversary. Cheers, Wildcats!

Abigael Sleeper/ Staff THE NEW HAMPSHIRE ARTS thursday, march 23, 2017 9 Review NOVEL ‘Linda and the Real World’

By Gabrielle Real World” contains the ethe- ing this reading material, a novel Lamontagne real tone of “The Great Gatsby,” of only 150 pages and medium STAFF WRITER a large dose of the abstract real- font-sized text, than they may ity of “The Grapes of Wrath,” a have in reading such lengthy and healthy helping of the imagina- complex works of prose as “The Stunning storytelling skill tion, description and symbolism Grapes of Wrath.” and powerful writing talent are of “The Never Ending Story,” Duffy’s book holds clever the only ways in which to de- with the blatant observation and commentary on different aspects scribe the prose of Nicholas Kurt social criticism of “The Catcher of life, from advertising to drug Duffy in his new novel, “Linda in the Rye.” Not to mention the addiction and different lifestyles and the Real World.” simplicity and values similar to or personalities, such as the anxi-

...this novel mixes a clearly cynical view of the modern world with a somewhat more optimistic perception of the people inhabiting it and the limitless quality of humanity or what could be considered an inherent goodness of human nature.

those in “Le Petit Prince,” known ety prone to the people pleaser. A fascinating tale with a mix in English as “The Little Prince.” Duffy shows through his simple of fantasy and reality similar to In this way, it is told almost like a yet elegant prose the contrast that of Douglas Adams’, “Hitch- children’s book, but contains wis- between how people think, how hiker’s Guide To The Galaxy,” dom meant particularly for adults. people want to live and behave this novel mixes a clearly cyni- That’s not to say that these and how they actually do live and cal view of the modern world books intentionally influenced behave. with a somewhat more optimistic Duffy’s writing style and voice, If you’re looking for a clev- perception of the people inhabit- solely that they bear resemblance. er and fun, insightful new read, ing it and the limitless quality of Still, comparing this short and “Linda and the Real World” by humanity or what could be con- light work to such classics is Nicholas Kurt Duffy is definitely sidered an inherent goodness meant entirely as complimentary worth picking up. It’s entertaining of human nature. Duffy catches to Duffy. Certainly, “Linda and and brief enough to hold the atten- bits and pieces of fairytales and the Real World” could become tion of even the least avid reader. shakes them up with the story’s known as a classic of our gen- other qualities, as one would a eration and era. Let alone the fact Follow Gabrielle on Twitter salad in a lidded container. that students in future years would @bookwormwillow. For instance, “Linda and the have a much easier time consum-

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1:30 4:30 7:30 10 thursday, march 23, 2017 ARTS THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TNH Test Kitchen: Maple Balsamic Butternut Squash Pasta with Maple-Mustard Chicken

By Abigael Sleeper ARTS EDITOR

With graduation looming, I’ve been thinking a lot about being an adult: where I want to go; what I want to be; the things that, when I have them, I’ll know I’ve “made it.” I’ve actually been thinking about that last one for a while, and most of those things are kitchen appliances. Specifically, a KitchenAid stand mixer, a food processor and a spiralizer. Oh, how I need a spiralizer in my life. For those of you who currently live under rocks, spiralizers are nifty little gadgets that shave vegetables into long, thin strips and allow you to make “noodles” out of vegetables for a healthier alternative. They’re very cool right now. My mom got a spiralizer for Christmas, and has been making me mad jealous with her awesome veggie pasta dishes ever since. I almost put her zucchini noodle and artichoke casserole in here out of respect (and a little bit of desperation). I had to face the facts: my mom was a trendier cook than me. Then, salvation, in the form of the Market Basket produce department. My last shopping trip revealed an array of pre-spiralized veggie noodles, including the butternut squash pasta that I used for this dish. The point is, ‘Cats, you too, could be competing with Laura Sleeper for World’s Best Veggie Noodle Dish. If you, like me, don’t have a spiralizer of your very own, hit up the ol’ MB for some pre-noodled veggies. Feel free to follow this recipe, or substitute your veggie noodles into your favorite pasta dish. Please, help me put my mother in her place, and as always, happy cooking, ‘Cats!

Directions Ingredients

1. Cube chicken and set aside. Maple Mustard Chicken 2. In a medium mixing bowl, combine marinade ingredients and whisk. Add chicken. *optional: If you • 2 boneless, skinless have time, cover and refrigerate this for one to four chicken breasts hours before cooking, to enhance flavor. 3. In a large skillet, cook chicken over medium-high • 1/8 cup balsamic vinegar heat until fully cooked. Remove from heat and set • 1/4 cup olive oil aside. • 2 tbsp maple syrup 4. In another skillet, toss noodles with 2 tbsp each of • 3 tbsp dijon mustard olive oil, balsamic vinegar and maple syrup. Cook • 1/2 tsp dried dill over medium high heat, seasoning with salt, pepper • salt and pepper to taste and brown sugar as you stir. Cook until noodles are soft, and slightly browned. 5. Add cooked chicken to pasta and toss. Drizzle with maple mustard and enjoy! Maple Balsamic Butternut squash Pasta • 1 package butternut squash noodles To Make Maple Mustard Sauce: • 2 tbsp balsamic vinegar • 2 tbsp olive oil Mix 2 parts dijon mustard with 1 part maple syrup, whisk un- • 2 tbsp maple syrup • 1 tsp brown sugar til well-combined. Use your homemade maple mustard to dress • salt and pepper to taste chicken, sweet potato fries, salads and more! THE NEW HAMPSHIRE news thursday, march 23, 2017 11 UNH New Hampshire The Nation The World Opinion University of New Hampshire Room 132 Memorial Union Building Durham, NH 03824 Phone: 603-862-1323 Th e art of losing Email: [email protected] resident Trump has re- am lucky to have learned these which brings funding to re- TNHdigital.com cently proposed to com- important life and worldly search, documentaries and art- twitter.com/thenewhampshire pletely eliminate the bud- lessons, and believe that all ists. Also left in the dust would Pget for the National Endowment young minds should have ac- be the Institute of Museum and Executive Editor for the Arts (NEA), the National cess to resources that allow Library Services, which helps Allison Bellucci Endowment for the Humanities them to explore these topics. local libraries purchase com- (NEH), the Institute of Museum President Trump’s bud- puters and establish disability Managing Editor and Library Services and the Elizabeth Clemente Corporation of Public Broad- casting, which would hurt small I am lucky to have learned these Content Editor rural programs the most. This important life and worldly lessons, Tyler Kennedy would not only completely de- construct the nation’s cultural and believe that all young minds News Editor Business Consultant framework, but diminish the fu- should have access to resources that Colleen Irvine kathryn Riddinger ture outlook on the importance of these programs for the next allow them to explore these topics. Sports Editors Business Manager generation. Brian Dunn Ethan Bettinger I grew up in West Hart- Zack Holler ford, Connecticut, attending get would completely elimi- services. Advertising Assistants public schools from kindergar- nate the NEA’s $148 million Many programs in large Design Editors Austin Cote ten through high school. My budget, the NEH’s $148 mil- cities will most likely fi nd new Andrew Simons Carmen Cusick education started with learning lion budget, the CPB’s $445 sources of funding, while the alycia wilson Meredith Faxon the styles of Monet, Picasso, million budget and the $230 smaller organizations in the Dali, van Gough and singing Josh Hollis million for the Institute of Li- inner cities or rural cultural Arts Editor songs about “dot dot Seurat.” Jackie Rahl brary Services, which supports groups will see a devastating Abigael Sleeper I learned how to write my own libraries and museums across change. While being a part of blues songs, play the key- Staff Photographers the country. These cuts would the world of arts and culture Staff Writers board, square dance and count also greatly affect the Smith- has many benefi ts, it is no se- Brendon Burns a waltz. I made sculptures, Zerina Bajramovic China Wong sonian Institution and the Na- cret many of these programs Bret Belden imitated Native American bas- tional Gallery of Art, accord- already struggle for funding. ket weavers and African mask ing to The Washington Post. Even right here on our cam- Chris Bokum Multimedia creators. I toured the Museum This funding is currently .02 pus the theatre, dance and arts Daniel Clare Nick Johnson of Modern Art (MoMa) and Van Hendrickx percent of the overall federal programs have struggled to Anita Kotowicz the Wandsworth Atheneum. I budget. His proposed budget have the university fund its ex- Mark Kobzik sang songs in Latin, Hebrew is $0, which is not OK. penses. Leaders in the culture Gabrielle Lamontagne contributing writers and Swahili. While Elmo and Big Bird and arts programs all over the Alex LaRoza nick d’aloia Being submerged into this will probably be OK, as well states have fought to maintain Carlos Martens jake dawson culture at a young age gave as NPR, the smaller state and federal funding for years and Ben Nawn harry haytayan me an appreciation for not local arts groups that already these cuts will undoubtedly Madison Neary katherine lesnyk only the arts, but other cul- operate on small budgets will negatively affect the nation’s Ryan Pagliaro Chandler MacKenzie tures. It taught me to be open be affected the most. This appreciation, beauty and un- Sam Rogers adrienne perron and appreciate other peoples’ budget elimination will most derstanding for the arts and Aaron Soroa cultures around the world. 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ride and I’m really proud of the girls,” Magarity said following the season-ending loss to Harvard. “Hopefully this is definitely a stepping stone into next year.” As a reward for all of their success in the regular season, the ‘Cats were the top seed in the America East tournament. After a win over Stony Brook in the first round, the Wildcats fell to the Maine Black Bears in the semifinals, 61-52. With an impressive 14-2 record at home, Magarity’s team has brought a winning culture to Durham. Last season the ‘Cats were inconsistent, losing nine games in a row over winter vacation, but this season was quite the opposite as UNH won 13 games in a row during the middle stretch of the season. Forward Carlie Pogue was named the America East Con- ference Player of the Year this season, and she’s a junior. Pogue CHINA WONG/STAFF will have one more season in Aliza Simpson is one of seven juniors set to return for the Wildcat basketball team next season, adding some strong depth. Durham after the best season of her career. Magarity compli- command of the point guard As this memorable season because they’ve built this pro- the fantastic supporting cast of mented Pogue’s offseason work, position and ran the offense all came to an anticlimactic close, gram up to what it is today,” Fogarty, Lai and Healy, UNH her leadership and how domi- season. She started all 30 games 20/20 hindsight has set in. The Healy said. “Even walking down looks poised to defend its regular nant she was on both ends of the she played, averaging 11 points Wildcats, although they excelled the hallway [Lai] was like ‘we season America East crown and court all season. and three assists per game. Ol- in America East play, still need got next year’ so I think the make another run at the America That’s not all for return- ivia Healy, Aliza Simpson and to focus on improving their play whole mentality of the team is East tournament title and a po- ing fire power. Marist transfers Peyton Booth all return to join before next season. next year, but actually it’s start- tential automatic berth into next Brittni Lai and Kat Fogarty are Lai in the backcourt, which will “If we don’t come out guns ing in two weeks.” year’s NCAA Tournament. ready for their senior season’s provide the ‘Cats with plenty of blazing and everything next With Magarity at the helm, For more information, visit in a Wildcat uniform. Lai took guard depth. year, they’re going to be upset the breakout year of Pogue and unhwildcats.com.

UMILE defenseman Anthony Wyse, the MHOC In a press conference, contributed to the team’s devel- ‘Cats are looking to the future to Umile expressed his yearning for opment. continued from page 16 become a tournament contender continued from page 16 a comparable freshman prospect “Cleland is a captain. He in coming years. to fill Kelleher’s place. filled that role. Sometimes it season titles. Umile is the “It’s been a crazy couple Lowell River Hawks in “We’re really going to comes down to leading by exam- winningest coach among ac- of years here, ones that I’m not Game 3 of the Hockey East quar- miss Kelleher. He can score. I ple, and [Cleland] was able to do tive head coaches in Hockey used to. I’m not used to losing at terfinals. always had to tell him to shoot that. Other players follow him, East with a total of 363 league all. You never want to get com- Kelleher’s AHL deal was more, because he’d try to set up and he looks up to [Kelleher] for wins. Umile was inducted into fortable with it either,” Umile determined in great part to his a play with some fancy pass. He that as well,” Umile said. the UNH athletics Hall of Fame said. “But I still have a passion standout senior year. The 40- can see the ice and set up plays in the year 1994 as a credit to to coach and I told that to [Scar- game season was a testament to better than anyone. You want to his 144 point career in the years ano]... I want to finish it up with Kelleher’s strength and overall tell him not to make those plays, For updates 1969-72. one more run, we want to get dominance; in his senior season but he’s still a threat when he’s In a press release from UNH in [the NCAA tournament] one alone, he tied for first in Hockey out there on the ice doing that.” around athletic communications, Umile more time.” East with 24 goals and ranked Umile added, “I’m counting on commented on the excitement of Souza, a former player and first in assists with 39, and fin- a few of our freshmen guys to UNH sports, getting to finish out his contract graduate of the class of 2000, ished with a career-high and take on a bigger role next year, and coach one final season. was part of a historic run in UNH NCAA leading 63 points. because [Kelleher] is going to be follow our “I’m excited to come back hockey history. Souza’s career Kelleher’s consistent suc- missed.” for the final season of my con- between 1996-2000 saw two cess has garnered some well-de- Cleland hit the ice for the Twitter tract and still have a strong de- appearances in the Frozen Four served attention aside from the Wheeling Nailers on March 17 sire to win,” Umile said. “With and a national championship ap- NHL. He was recently named and made an immediate impact. a strong nucleus returning and pearance in 1999. Next season a 2017 Hobey Baker Memorial The stud defenseman, who had account exciting newcomers on the way, will be Souza’s third as associate Award finalist, making him the three goals and 33 assists in the we are determined to get UNH head coach and Umile expresses 10th in UNH program history to regular season with UNH, scored hockey back to the level of an- confidence in the program with earn that title. Although there’s a goal in his first shift with the nually competing in the NCAA Souza set to take over in full af- more voting to follow, Kelle- ECHL team. @TNHsports tournament.” ter next season. her’s AHL deal alone is indica- Umile spoke to Cleland’s The Wildcats have suf- “We made the decision that tive of his merit. impact on the team, and how he fered a change of pace in terms [Souza] was going to be the guy of postseason play the past that was going to take over the Matias Cleland Tyler Kelleher couple of seasons. Dating back program and he just proves, even to 1990, Umile’s first season as after his second year, that he’s head coach, UNH has made the going to be a dynamite coach NCAA postseason tournament here,” Umile said. “He’s a good 18 times, including a stretch of teacher, he’s a good coach, he’s a NCAA Frozen Four appearances real people’s person and the guys in the early 2000s. The young respect him.” roster currently presented and With the 2016-17 campaign the early departures of now pro- now ended, Umile will make fessional players has set UNH one final push to earn the right hockey back a few years, as they to compete in the NCAA tourna- have not made the NCAA tour- ment next season. nament since 2014. For more information on The program looks to re- Dick Umile and UNH hockey, build with the talent they cur- visit UNH athletics at unhwild- rently possess, with young stars cats.com. You can also find this CHINA WONG/STAFF such as freshmen Patrick Grasso story online at tnhdigitial.com. and Liam Blackburn as well as CHINA WONG/STAFF THE NEW HAMPSHIRE sports thursday, march 23, 2017 15

WOMEN’S LACROSSE GYMNASTICS Gurello nets hat trick UNH finishes runner-up at EAGL’s, in ninth straight loss placed in Gainesville Regional By CHRIS BOKUM ond half down by six with all the By ZACK HOLLER STAFF WRITER momentum siding with Hofstra. SPORTS EDITOR “I think defensively, we In a first half that had- ear needed to be more aggressive,” The UNH gymnastics team ly moments of promise for the Albrecht said. “We went more will once again be a part of the UNH women’s lacrosse team, into zone pressure, but we need- National Collegiate Women’s the second half ended on a much ed to put the ball in the back of Gymnastics Championships. different note. the net.” The Wildcats have quali- The Wildcats fell to 0-9 UNH heard Albrecht’s mes- fied for the 2017 Champion- on a season that has yet to give sage, and responded as such in ships and will be the No. 4 seed UNH much to build off as they the opening minutes of the sec- at the Gainesville Regionals on feel 13-10 to the Hofstra Univer- ond half and found itself out- Saturday, April 1. After a strong sity Pride Tuesday afternoon at scoring Hofstra 4-1 to open the showing in the Eastern Atlan- Wildcat Stadium. frame. tic Gymnastics League (EAGL) “I think we really lost it in Schafer opened the second Championships on March 18, the middle of the first half,” head half for UNH with two quick the ‘Cats earned their 34th berth coach Sarah Albrecht said. “We goals, scoring her 21st goal of into the regionals in the 36 years were energized a little bit more the season while aiding UNH in that the NCAA has sponsored the in the second half, but it defi- the comeback, down 10-6. women’s gymnastics postseason. nitely wasn’t enough to be able After a quick response from UNH finished second in the Pride to go up 11-6, UNH’s COURTESY OF ATHLETIC COMMUNICATIONS to overcome the deficit.” the EAGL Championships over UNH reacts to learning it will be in the Gainesville Regional. Down by one early in the Anna Vogt scored a crucial goal spring break to solidify their spot for the ‘Cats. half, UNH quickly responded in the 36-team tournament field. six head coaches of the participat- The competition in Gaines- with four consecutive goals Vogt, a sophomore mid- George Washington University fielder, beat Hofstra goalkeeper ing schools all voted on the award. ville will be undoubtedly tough, as themselves to put UNH up 4-1 won the EAGL Championships Pflieger placed third in the all- Florida is ranked No. 3 nationally with 19:42 to play. Maddie Fields for her first career with a score of 196.275, while the goal as a Wildcat to cut the defi- around results, tying North Caro- and Georgia and Missouri are No. Carly Wooters scored Wildcats had an overall score of lina State’s Chelsea Knight and 10 and No. 15, respectively. Penn UNH’s first goal to tie the game cit, 11-7. 195.075. Moments later, Devon North Carolina’s Morgan Lane. State and North Carolina aren’t at one apiece with a free posses- “Unfortunately, the EAGL Lane, a junior, was named EAGL far behind the No. 30 Wildcats as sion goal, her 12th of the season, Croke netted another goal for Championships were judged very the ‘Cats to put them down 11-8, Gymnast of the Year at the meet. well, as Penn State will enter the with 25:07 left in the frame. tightly,” head coach Gail Good- “There’s so many great tournament ranked No. 33, while Krissy Schafer would make all while having outscored Hof- speed said. “We dropped from stra 5-1 since UNH’s first-half gymnasts on all of the teams [in North Carolina is ranked No. 35. her presence felt Tuesday with 27th to 30th nationally, but we EAGL], so it’s something that all “It’s exciting, we had been a pair of goals for UNH, one of struggle. knew going into the conference But Hofstra’s Alyssa Par- of the coaches vote on and it’s a at West Virginia for a couple of which put the ‘Cats up 2-1. Ma- championship we were a lock for nice tribute to [Pflieger] that all years and we thought we may be rissa Gurello would score her rella scored her third goal of the the NCAA’s because of our season game in the meantime to regain the EAGL coaches recognized sent there [again], but it’s exciting ninth and tenth goals of the sea- score.” all that she has done as a gymnast we are going to Gainesville for the son in the first half to put UNH her team’s three-goal lead, 12-8. The Cats’ strong performance Wooters scrapped off Par- and as a person,” Goodspeed said first time with this group,” Good- up 4-1. was anchored by sophomore Dan- about her senior captain. speed said. “It’s definitely a fun “I think we fought hard,” rella’s goal for one of her own ielle Mulligan’s first-place finish to make it 12-9 while scoring her Two days after finishing place to go for a regional champi- Gurello said. “We just need to on the uneven bars and senior runner-up in the EAGL Champi- onship.” find it in ourselves to take that second of the game and her 13th Meghan Pflieger and junior Casey on the season. onships for the third consecutive With Pflieger leading the extra step, [stop] making silly Lauter tying for first place on the season, Goodspeed and her team charge for the Wildcats, anything mistakes playing the fall game Gurello raised UNH’s goal balance beam. Pflieger and Lauter total to double digits making it awaited their postseason fate while is possible for this team entering instead of just winning.” each scored a 9.900 on the balance watching the selection show. the Gainesville Regional. The top Those silly mistakes would 13-10. The score would remain beam while Mulligan scored a to the final whistle and the ‘Cats When it was revealed the two teams, as well as the winner plague the ‘Cats again following 9.875 on the uneven bars, an event Wildcats would be travelling to for each event and the top-two all- Gurello’s score. remain winless. that she has dominated all season. “I think we just need to want Gainesville, Florida, for their re- around winners that aren’t on the The Pride would go on to Pflieger was also named gional to battle the University of advancing teams, from the region- score nine consecutive goals on it more,” Gurello said. “We just EAGL Senior Gymnast of the need to put two and two together Florida, Georgia, Missouri, Penn al will receive automatic berths to UNH to go up 10-4 by halftime, Year after the meet. The senior State and EAGL-foe North Caro- the National Championships in St. which called for Albrecht to and play the whole game up and was named to the All-EAGL First down the field.” lina, the room erupted in excite- Louis, Missouri on April 14-15. make vital changes in her team’s Team on vault, balance beam, ment. game plan heading into the sec- floor exercise and all-around. The The No Nawnsense March Madness Breakdown Sorry, Duke Blue Devils I’ll be honest, I am hanging by a believe Arizona could sneak into a collapse to the Rhode Island fans. I hate to be the bearer of thread here. This tournament has the Final Four, I think Xavier Rams to make it to the Sweet 16, bad news, but because your team had its share of upsets and a mix could give them a go at it. The while the Florida Gators handled could not surpass the pesky South of close calls. Let’s take a look Gonzaga Bulldogs will look to Virginia easily in their second Carolina Gamecocks, your 2017 at my studs and duds as we get silence their doubters and they round contest. It is called March March Madness brackets have into the nitty, gritty stages of the have played like a team destined Madness for a reason. officially been busted. I am not NCAA Tournament. to win it all, but I’m not buying No Nawnsense Elite Eight: I trying to call out my Sports Edi- Studs: Kansas, UNC, Michi- it. Somewhere, Adam Morrison told you that Kansas will continue tor Brian Dunn, who picked the gan, UCLA and Wisconsin. is crying, again. I left them out to have its eyes on the prize and I Blue Devils to win it all, but more These aren’t my Final Four, but of the Final Four for a reason and will stay with “Rock Chalk”, but or less am here to make you feel the teams I feel that are on fire. NO NAWNSENSE that is because West Virginia will here are the rest of the teams I feel better as we gather to watch the UNC and Kansas are safe picks beat them in the Sweet 16. that will move on to the regional Sweet 16 on Thursday and Fri- to get to Phoenix and, although Ben Nawn Under the Radar: Florida, finals: Florida, Baylor, West Vir- day. his father is annoying with the West Virginia, Oregon and South ginia, Arizona, UNC, Kentucky, As I take a look at my media, Lonzo Ball and the UCLA Carolina. If you are a Game- Michigan and Kansas. bracket, I smile. I usually go Bruins will have a good bid at tinues to dominate down low and cocks fan, well then, a round of No Nawnsense Final Four: into March with a sense of sat- taking down a young Kentucky from beyond the arc, I expect the applause to you! Except, I don’t Wisconsin’s a sneaky pick if they isfaction. I prepare mentally and team. Bill Self and the Kansas Jayhawks to win it all for the first know if they find a way past Bay- can get by Florida but I don’t see physically for the tournament. Jayhawks had Michigan State on time since they beat Memphis in lor. The Bears finally found their it. Baylor will be tough to knock The effort I put forth to complete their tails in the first half of their 2008. Somewhere, Paul Pierce is stride and are too big down low off but I like this Florida Gators the perfect bracket is remark- last game, but found their way, smiling. for South Carolina. This is one of bunch and I expect them to be able. With six cups of coffee and led by star freshman Josh Jack- Duds: Gonzaga, Purdue, those toss up games for me and dancing all the way to Phoenix, a strong workout prior to sitting son. Sorry Ms. Jackson, but Josh Baylor and Arizona. These teams I am glad I can witness watch- alongside Kansas, North Carolina down and penciling my selec- Jackson is for real and primed for have finally surpassed their first ing them. Moving forward, the and Arizona. tions is far from ordinary. Yet, a deep tournament run. If he con- round demons and although I do Oregon Ducks narrowly escaped Enjoy the games, Wildcats! TNHdigital.com TNHdigital.com TNHdigital.com TNHdigital.com TNHdigital.com SportS Tnhdigital.com thursday, march 23, 2017 The New Hampshire

SPOTLIGHT One last time Coach Dick Umile announces next season will be his last

By BRIAN DUNN SPORTS EDITOR

The name Dick Umile has become a staple to UNH hockey for over two decades. Following the Wildcats’ quarterfinal exit at the hands of No. 4 University of Massachusetts Lowell on March 14, Umile made an an- nouncement that will change the program forever. On March 15, Director of Athletics Marty Scarano announced that Umile will coach one more season with the Wildcats. Umile’s contract is set to expire following the 2017-18 season and Umile will retire following the conclusion of next season. Former player and current associate head coach Mike Souza will assume the position of head coach following Umile’s departure. Next season will be Umile’s 28th and final season behind the bench for UNH. During his tenure, Umile has accumulated numerous accolades, including two Hockey East Championships and eight total Hockey East regular UMILE continued on page 14

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MEN’S HOCKEY ‘Cats on the move: Kelleher, Cleland sign pro deals

By BRET BELDEN STAFF WRITER

The door has closed on the 2016-17 season for the UNH men’s hockey team. However, for seniors Tyler Kelleher and Matias Cleland, another door has just opened. Both Kelleher and Cleland signed professional contracts to continue their respective hockey careers beyond UNH. Kelleher signed a deal with the Mil- waukee Admirals of the American Hockey League (AHL) and Cleland has signed with the Wheeling Nailers of the East Coast Hockey League (ECHL). The signings came only days after both player’s CHINA WONG/STAFF final game as UNH Wildcats, an 8-2 loss to the UMass CHINA WONG/STAFF Tyler Kelleher led the nation with 63 points. Matias Cleland led UNH defensemen with 35 points. MHOC continued on page 14

WOMEN’S BASKETBALL WNIT berth creates ‘stepping stone’ to promising future

By SAM ROGERS ber one seed in the conference ity joined the Wildcat family in the single season record for num- came to an end with a 69-56 loss STAFF WRITER tournament and hosting a home the 2010-2011 season and since ber of wins in school history; the to Harvard in the first round of the game in the National Invitational then, the program has progressed previous mark was set at 23 wins. WNIT, Magarity and the ‘Cats are After the best regular sea- Tournament (NIT), what is next every season. This season was the The team also won the programs happy with the season overall. son in program history, countless for the UNH women’s basketball culmination of her, and her staff’s, first ever outright regular season “Overall it doesn’t take away records set, clinching the num- program? success. America East conference cham- what this team has accomplished Head coach Maureen Magar- With a 26-6 record, UNH set pionship. Although the season this year. It’s been a really fun WBB continued on page 14