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Special to The Observer of psychology at Mercy College, in Dobbs Ferry, N.Y., will re­ ceive a doctor of laws. The au­ ln~land's head of government thor of numerous books and Charles llaughey, U.S. Surgeon articles on religious, social and Gerwral Antonia Novello, NBC ethical issues, Callahan is asso­ News correspondent Jane ciate director of the Institute for Pauley and former the Study of Ethics at Mercy Congresswoman Corrine Boggs College and a consultant for the are among 13 people receiving Hastings Center. honorary degrees at the • Raymond Chambers, chair­ Univllrsity of Notre Dame's man of the board of the Amelior commencement May 19. Jane Pauley Antonia Novello Charles Haughey Foundation in Morristown, N.J., Margaret O'Brien Steinfels, will receive a doctor of laws. editor of Commonweal the lay-edited Catholic journal • Caroline Leonetti in a special election in March Chambers is .chairman of the magazine, previously an­ of opinion in 1988. Ahmanson, a Los Angeles phi­ 1973, Boggs succeeded her Points of Light Foundation, nouneed as the speaker at the 2 Notre Dame's 146th lanthropist active in business, husband, House Majority which is directing a national p.m. (EST) graduation exercises Commencement, its 19th since cultural, civic, national and in­ Leader Hale Boggs, the victim effort to stimulate voluntarism. in the Joyce Athletic and admitting female baccalaureate ternational affairs, will receive of a plane crash. After serving • Alvah Chapman, Jr., chair­ Convocation Center. will r.ece.ive students in 1972, reflects the a doctor of laws. Ahmanson has nine terms representing man of the executive committee a doctor of laws degrne. "Year of Women" theme as­ held three Presidential ap­ Louisiana's 2nd Congressional of Knight-Ridder, Inc., will re­ Stninfels graduatl~d from signed the 1990-91 academic pointments, including national District, she announced last ceive a doctor of laws. In 1962, Loyola Univnrsity, Chieago, and year on campus. Steinfels be­ councils on the humanities and July that she would not seek Chapman became vice studil~d at Columbia Univnrsity comes the fourth woman to ad­ on the Peace Corps. She also another term. president and general manager and thP Sorbonne. in Paris. be­ dress spring graduates at the served as chairman of the As well as receiving her of the Miami Herald and 11 fore meniving a rnastnr's degree University; nine of thirteen of board of the Twelfth District honorary degree, Boggs will years later became president of in Arneriean history from New the honorary degree recipients Federal Reserve Bank in San accept Notre Dame's 1991 Knight Newspapers. He retired York University in 1971. are women. Francisco. Laetare Medal, the oldest as its board chairman in 1989. She wrotn for and editnd sev­ In addition to Steinfels. re­ • Boggs, a former Louisiana award given to American • Marva Collins, founder of eral publications dealing with ceiving honorary doctorates will Congresswoman, will receive a Catholics. Chicago's Westside Preparatory rnligious and public affairs be­ be: doctor of laws. Joining Congress • Sidney Callahan, professor see DEGREES I page 4 fore assuming the editorship of USSR hikes prices MOSCOW (AP) - Soviet than usual because shoppers shoppers complained, cursed had emptied the shelves in re­ and even cried .Tuesday after cent weeks and shipments of the government increased goods with new prices had not prices on many goods for the arrived. first time in 30 years, but in the That seemed to surprise some end they dug deeper in their shoppers, who believed that of­ pockets for more rubles. ficials might try to increase the "We are becoming beggars, selection of goods to soften the real beggars," lamented Na­ blow. There also had been ru­ talya Antonova, coming out of a mors that goods were being bread store crowded with early­ stockpiled in recent weeks be­ morning shoppers. "Our fore the price increases. sa.laries are not going up; the Mikhail Gorbachev's govern­ only thing that awaits us and ment ordered the austerity our children is poverty." measure as a step toward mov­ Price increases ranging from ing the Soviet Union toward a 250 percent to 1.000 percent market economy and bringing went into effect nationwide on artificially low, state-supported AP Photo about half the food and con­ prices closer to production A Moscow resident carries loaves of bread under his arm Monday at a state food store as Muscovites do their sumer products sold in state­ costs. last shopping before the drastic price increases which will begin Tuesday. run stores. Many stores seemed emptier see HIKES/page 5 Steinfels, editor of Commonweal: Saint Mary's student wins Catholics must reassert liberalism Truman Foundation grant By BRADLEY GALKO means to an end. "The mass is By MAUREEN laws on a national basis. News Writer not a political tool," she said, but rather "a rich reminder of SCHNEEBERGER In addition to volunteer work who we are, what we are doing Saint Mary's News Editor and her father, VanDersarl said Margaret O'Brien Steinfels, or should be doing, and where her Saint Mary's education editor of Commonweal we are going." Elizabeth VanDersarl, a ju­ influenced her greatly. rnagazinn and the speaker for In addressing the question of nior at Saint Mary's, has been "This community Notre Dame's 1991 com­ why someone would choose to selected a winner of the Harry encourages you to take action. mencement exercises, said be liberal Steinfels described S. Truman Scholarship, which It says to look for problems in Ttwsday that Catholics must the political left as a "vehicle of carries with it a $30,000 grad­ your own backyard and solve reassert their interests in liber­ reform" for the failures of what uate study grant. them-don't let them go." she alism in a lecture entitled "The she called "ten years of a VanDersarl, an English liter­ said. "Saint Mary's is Heturn of the Catholic Liberal." Disneyland version of social ature major from Colorado challenging and provides a "The unhappy state of Ameri­ Margaret Stelnfels Darwinism." Springs, Colo., was selected subtle but important impact on its students' lives." can politics does not excuse us The Church must "make lay She said that deregulation from 1,100 applicants to be a of our responsibility as people smarter," said Steinfels, and other policies of the last finalist representing Colorado­ Catholics," said Steinfels, to decade have not done as well as the first finalist from Saint While domestic violence "about how to integrate theol­ problems in our public policy is support liberal values "in a ogy into their everyday life." the New Deal, the Fair Deal, Mary's since 1985. There were more forthright way than we and the War on Poverty; exac­ 80 finalists competing for 10 to a major concern to VanDersarl, She added that "lay people it is not the only challenge she an1 right now." must be prepared to make a erbated economic problems on 15 scholarships, which were American Catholics are a long-term basis; and created sponsored by the Truman has chosen to become involved case on many levels and in in. She was an Andrews "uniquely positioned," said Ste­ many places ... including this an "underclass." Foundation in Independence, infels, to support a new liberal­ She also said that historically Mo. scholar in the Notre Dame ser­ University." vice project last summer, a ism in this country. She also suggested that "the American community is a VanDersarl plans to get both Steinfels offered four sugges­ liberal community ... born out a law degree and a masters de­ translator for the World "American Catholics ... need a Cycling Championships. and tions on how Catholics could theology of accountability" in of a liberal set of values: gree in national policy, with an accomplish such an objective in equality, tolerance, and respect emphasis on domestic violence. will be the 1991-1992 senior their everyday roles "to aug­ class president at Saint Mary's. the face of what she described ment our professional skills," in for human rights." Ultimately, she would like to as a twenty-year "bad turn" for Steinfels added that as a re­ write national policies for striving to advance liberal VanDersarl said of her fu­ liberalism which she descr.lbed principles. sult of Vatican II and other such tougher laws and stricter as "radical individualism" and penalties for domestic violence, ture, "I just want to make a Lastly she recommended that see STEINFELS/ page 5 difference." "anarchical." Catholics use the mass as a eventually implementing these ... ---~~------...... ------·------~---~ ------,~.- ----

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INSIDE COLUMN If I were a king for a day I'd ...

Everyone has thought------­ H L about it once in a while. 55 50 78 47 Admit it. Someone or 48 36 something really irks you 51 37 to the point of homicide or 51 26 71 54 fratricide or germicide, 56 40 and you think, "Person! If 49 24 79 69 I were king for a day, I'd 74 54 fix that!" 54 30 Well, I'm honest enough Florentine 55 41 70 50 to admit that I've thought Hoelker 57 43 about it. There are lots of 80 70 43 37 things here on campus News Writer 76 45 and around the world that _....:..:;:::..:.:.:::....:.::..:..:.::::!....- 51 39 I'd like to see changed. 64 41 51 35 So strap on a pair, get a sense of humor if 51 47 you don't have one, and read. And if you don't 64 34 like what you read, find someone who cares. 68 46 63 51 •Those freaking golf carts. That's right. The 51 22 ones that supposedly carry wounded or 50 41 helpless students and staff to the places they need to go. If I'm run off the sidewalk one more time by some idiot carrying his/her friends to dinner... Anyway, I'd like to see every last one of those golf carts blown to shreds, and burned. With the obnoxious TODAY AT AGLANCE driver in the seat. •Jane Austen. She just doesn't get enough WORLD credit. To rectify this and to get my friend Colleen off my back, I'd institute a national Workers fear raise is already spent Jane Austen Day. •CHARLESTON, W.Va.- Minimum-wage earners say Prominent senator killed in Chile there's little reason to celebrate a 45-cent-per-hour raise. •Commercials. They bother me. They're full • SANTIAGO, Chile - Several hundred rightists took of distortion and misrepresentation. They lie. The money is already spent. Workers say they won't see to the streets in anger, some shouting demands for a mili­ much of the raise once taxes and bills take their bite. At too. tary coup, after the assassination of an opposition se­ I'd get rid of commercial television and least 3 million American workers got a raise Monday that nator who was a leading figure in the Chilean right. Sen. pushed their wage to $4.25 an hour - an increase of replace it with things like PBS- no, scratch Jaime Guzman was gunned down on Monday. His killers that. They have commercials now, too. I'd just about $18 a week for a full-time worker. It's the second fled in a stolen taxi, which was abandoned several blocks step of a two-part increase Congress enacted in 1989. get rid of television. It makes us all fat, lazy, away, police said. Angered by the assassination, the and stupid anyway. The first step took effect a year ago, when the federal rightist protesters gathered outside the hospital, chanting minimum wage went from $3.35 an hour to $3.80 .. •Start another war so the Gulf Crisis Action anti-government slogans. Group would do something else besides whine about how they're constantly misrepresented now that the war is over. Someone will call INDIANA me tonight to whine about this, but to clarify, NATIONAL it'd be a war of nerves. No one would die. Assault on Kennedy estate We'd just see who blinked first. Defense attacks witnesses in drug trial • PALM BEACH, Fla. - Polic • EVANSVILLE, Ind.- Defense attorneys attacked fended off a deluge of publicit key prosecution witnesses as admitted liars during •Give raises to all the good teach­ Tuesday as they investigated ers/professors in the world. I don't give two closing arguments Tuesday in a seven-defendant alleged rape on the Kennedy e marijuana conspiracy trial. The government contends (bleeps) about your research if you can't saying they didn't want to teach me what you've learned. that millions of dollars worth of marijuana plants were the case. Investigators have propagated and grown on three southern Indiana farms charges in the case and have uo:;•c,•u•.,u between the spring of 1983 and fall of 1985. They say the •Get rid of fashion, since I'm never in it. to say whether anyone associated First it's a stupid fascination with destroying drugs were then processed and sold, mostly in Colorado. the Kennedy family is a suspect police Defense attorneys agree that physical evidence shows a one's own jeans by slashing, and now said. A spokesman for U.S. Sen. Edward Kennedy issued everyone on campus expects a lot of rain, so complex, large-scale marijuana operation existed in a statement Monday saying he was with his family in southern Indiana. they roll their pants up. Do you think you look Palm Beach over the Easter weekend, but had nothing to cool? Yeah, well, so did everyone in the '70s. do with the incident. The victim of the alleged 4 a.m. Get a life, for Pete's sake. They're only Saturday assault at the compound was identified only as clothes. I knew a girl (oops! A woman) during a 30-year-old woman who lives in Palm Beach County. freshperson year who wore only burlap and sackcloth. Now that was cool.

•While I'm on the subject of gender inclu­ sive language, I'd give all those uptight feminist chickslbabes/girls/(fill in any po­ OF INTEREST tentially offensive term here) from Hell a little levity. Loosen up a bit. Language is a • Knights of Columbus will hold an open house plays. Room 110, basement lab theatre, Washington Hall. convention. I never considered "mankind" tonight and tomorrow from 7 to 10 p.m. If you are inter­ exclusive of anyone until someone told me it ested in joining, please attend. Questions, call Joe at 283- • A conference titled Genesis will be offered Friday, was. I'll use "personkind" if it'll keep me from 1433, Dave at 283-1054, or Anthony at 283-3271. Saturday, and Sunday for alumni and students as part of being killed by mobs of angry women, but if I the "Life of the Mind" series. For more information, slip and say "mankind," don't get angry. I'm • Attention seniors and all interested in the Puerto please call x4584. only huperson. Rico volunteer program: Silvia Bauza will be in the CSC Wednesday and Thursday from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Please The views expressed in the Inside Column stop by to talk to her if you are interested in the program. • Seniors: moving to that new city when you graduate are those of the author and not necessarily in May? Career and Placement Services would like to help those of the Observer. • Lab Scene auditions for directing class finals will you find that new roommate/house-mate you need. Add be held on Wednesday and Thursday at 7 p.m. No prepa­ your name to our "Information Exchange" listing in our ration is necessary to try out for any of the nine one-act office, then check back for names later.

Tuesday's Staff ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY News Sports S~stems MARKET UPDATE David Kinney Rene Ferran C ris Caracciolo Alicia Reale Anthony King Mike Murphy • In 1865: Union forces occupied the Confederate Accent Scoreboard Graphics YESTERDAY'S TRADING/April 2, 1991 capital of Richmond, Va., during the Civil War. Melissa Cusack Mark McGrath Brendan Regan • In 1882: The notorious outlaw Jesse James was Pa1ge Smoron VOLUME IN SHARES NYSEINDEX Production Circulation shot to death in St. Joseph, Mo., by Robert Ford, a Ad Design 189.53 Million 207.42 ... 4.01 Melissa Cusack Bill O'Rourke member of his own gang. Doug Bronsing Kristin Lynch Matt Novak S&P COMPOSITE /\. Traci Hupp 1I • In 1948: President Truman signed the Marshall Kevin Hardman 379.50* 8.20 View~oint Plan, which allocated more than $5 billion in aid for 16 Amy Eckert Rich iley DOW JONES INDUSTRIALS Lisa Gunsorek European countries. 2,945.05 'If 63.86 • In 1979: Jane Byrne became the first woman to be PRECIOUS METALS elected mayor of Chicago, as she defeated Republican Wallace Johnson. GOLD 'iJ $3.15 to $ 360.40/oz. The Observer (USPS 599 2~4000) is published Monday • One year ago: A delegation from the rebellious through Friday except during exam and vacation periods. The SILVER 'If 9.5¢ to $ 3.960/oz. republic of Lithuania met with an adviser to Soviet Observer is a member of the Associated Press. All reproduction President Mikhail Gorbachev. rights are reserved. Wednesday April 3, 1991 The Observer page 3 Symposium to address effects of CFCs on atmosphere and society By ANN MARIE HARTMAN ants. how to capture them and Engineers, architects, me­ Assistant News Editor what to do with them." said chanical contractors, and peo­ Trinkley, "There are many dif­ ple working at schools, hospi­ ferent aspects that need to be tals and concerned industries A one-day symposium con­ addressed." are encouraged to attend. cerning the legislative and In an article that ran in the Attendance is limited to the first technical issues surrounding South Bend Tribune Business 200 people to arrive. Admission chloroflourocarbons (CFC) and Weekly in December 1990, is thirty dollars, but this fee is their relationship to the atmo­ Trinkley stated that freon use in waived for students and walk-in spheric ozone layer will be held almost all refrigeration and air faculty. on Thursday in the Center for conditioning applications is Registration begins at 8 a.m. Continuing Education. going to change dramatically Thursday followed by a Notre "Notre Dame was purpose­ over the next few years. Dame welcome given by fully chosen as the location for Equipment that uses freon will Anthony Michel, dean of the this conference ... ! hope the con­ have to be redesigned or modi­ Notre Dame college of engi­ ference will educate and update fied, and alternative refrigera­ neering. The symposium is people on issues of ozone deple­ tion will need to be researched. scheduled to end at 3:45 p.m. tion ... ," said Val Trinkley, or­ The conference will focus on ganizer of the "Ozone and the these alternative refrigerants The conference is presented Environment" symposium. along with the equipment re­ by the American Society of Topics discussed will include design, early detection of CFCs, Heating, Refrigeration and Air the growing environmental the causes of the hole in the Conditioning Engineers; the concerns affecting today's soci­ ozone, and a legislative update Chamber of Commerce of St. ety and the public's response to of the phasing in of regulations. Joseph County; The South Bend these problems. Attention will also be drawn Tribune Business Weekly; The Ob1181VertJoe Fabbre "People are getting more and to the fact that St. Joseph's Environmental Quality Control, Students sell shirts more concerned about the County did not meet the desig­ Inc.; and the University of Notre Jose Aldeanueva and Patricia Pumarada sell T-shirts for the phase-out of the old refriger- nated EPA ozone standards. Dame. International Student Organization at La Fortune. Professor resigns amid charges of harassment ATLANTA (AP) - An Emory in a statement. "The events of nation complaints will continue marched through campus. Ordover founded and headed University law professor re­ the past several weeks have its work, said a school School officials said Ordover the school's litigation depart­ signed Monday amid new alle­ caused deep injury to me and to spokeswoman, Nancy Seide­ engaged in "inappropriate con­ ment. He also is regional direc­ gations that he sexually ha­ them. Someone has to start the man. Its report was due April duct" and formally repri­ tor of the National Institute for rassed women students. healing process; I have decided 12. manded him. Trial Advocacy, where graduate Abraham Ordover, who was it will be me." Ordover, 54, has not taught On March 21, four more students get intensive trial cleared of sexual harassment Law school Dean Howard since March 1, when Hunter re­ women filed new complaints of training under practicing at­ complaints against him from 13 Hunter, who announced Or­ ceived word of sexual harass­ sexual harassment, which the torneys. women, took a leave of absence clover's resignation, said the ment complaints against him university said were "similar to last month after new complaints university was dropping its in­ from the 13 women. Two the last round of complaints." Under the reprimand handed from four women prompted vestigation into the new com­ women alleged Ordover kissed In a statement, Hunter out by school officials, Ordover officials to reopen their plaints. them without their consent. "acknowledged the valuable was ordered not to touch stu­ investigation of his conduct. A committee appointed by Ordover was cleared of those contributions Professor Ordover dents, extend social invitations "The welfare of my students Emory President James Laney charges, prompting three days has made to the law school to them or talk to female stu­ has always been of primary im­ to review the university's pro­ of angry protests by students during his 10 years at the dents in his office with his door portance to me," Ordover said cedures for handling discrimi- who boycotted classes and university." closed after school hours.

Fr. J. Bryan Hehir

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page 4 The Observer Wednesday, April 3, 1991 Degrees Reagan endorses bill calling for gun continued from page 1 School and a pioneer in inner­ city education, will receive a control, reversing former persuasion doctor of laws. In 1975 Collins WASHINGTON (AP) - As a versity ceremony marking the posed to provide time for a po­ Reagan now favors a federal opened Westside Preparatory in late convert, Ronald Reagan 1Oth anniversary of the shoot­ lice check to determine whether law to fill the gaps left by the her home using money from preached for federal handgun ing that almost killed him and a buyer has a criminal record states. He said he's still a her pension fund after 14 years control with the fervor of a new permanently disabled his press or a history of mental illness. member of the National Rifle of teaching in public schools. believer. But one day of lobby­ secretary, James Brady. The variance in state laws Association and still supports a With help from nationwide ing after 10 years doesn't It is called the Brady Bill, and was never clearer than after constitutional right to bear publicity, she expanded the markedly alter the prospects Reagan said Congress should John Hinckley Jr. bought a pis­ arms, but believes that with it school into two buildings for changing the law. enact it without delay. "It's just tol in Texas, which doesn't re­ "comes a great responsibility to currently housing about 250 A decade ago, it might have plain common sense that there quire a delay or background use caution and common sense students from all over Chicago been different. be a waiting period to allow lo­ check, then fired it at Reagan in on handgun purchases." and the U.S. A new president recovering cal law enforcement officials to Washington on March 30, 1981. • Haughey, head of govern­ from the bullet wounds of an conduct background checks on Hinckley said later he doubted He also said that he'd always ment, or Taoiseach, of Ireland, assassination attempt might those who wish to buy a hand­ he would have done it if he'd supported the idea of a waiting will receive a doctor of laws. have been able to press gun," the former president said. had to wait a week for the gun. period, and "maybe there was Elected leader of the Fianna Congress to action on handgun When he was in office, Rea­ Reagan said he had supported some misunderstanding" about Fail party, Haughey became controls. But the Reagan of gan endorsed the idea of wait­ and signed a 15-day waiting his earlier position. Maybe head of government for the first 1981 opposed national gun ing periods, but he said they period when he was governor there was, but Reagan certainly time from 1979-1981, again control legislation, calling it a should be imposed by state of California. He didn't say yes didn't try to dispel it. briefly in 1982, and now has diversion from real action to Jaws, not by the federal gov­ or no when an earlier version of been Taoiseach since 1987. combat crime. ernment. Sixteen states now the Brady Bill was before the He said as president that a While serving as president of Reagan last week declared his require waiting periods. Where House in 19 8 8, during his federal handgun control law the European Council in 1990, support for a bill requiring a state laws match the week's second term. Others in his would be virtually unenforce­ Haughey finalized with seven-day waiting period for wait required by the federal administration opposed the able. Better, he said, to stiffen President Bush the first formal handgun purchases. He did so bill, it wouldn't apply. measure, which was rejected by penalties for criminals who use linkage between the U.S. and at a George Washington Uni- The waiting period is sup- a 36-vote margin. firearms in committing crimes. the European Community na­ tions. • Sister M. Thomas More, president of the Congregation of the Sisters of the Holy Cross, will receive a doctor of laws. An alumnus of Saint Mary's College and of Notre Dame, where she IRISH HEARTLIGHTS flL received an M.A. in education, More was regional superior for Africa, Asia, Latin America and 3 & 6 MILE FUN RUNS r:~~~~~r;N&os:~~~s ~ the Middle East from 1984 until THURSDAY APRIL 11 5·30PM FOOD&REFRESHMENTS I her election as president of the ' • SPONSORED BY I congregation. ENTRY FORMS AVAILABLE AT NVA, LAFORTUNE AND DINING HALLS NON-VARSITY AND FOOD SERVICES • Novello, who will receive a doctor of science, was sworn in as the nation's 14th surgeon general in March 1990. She is ~====~~======~~~~------~ the author or co-author of more than 7 5 scientific articles Rich Kurz #20 relating to her medical special­ ties (pediatrics and neurology) H8ppy Birthdny and public health policy. • Pauley, NBC News corre­ is currently seeking Saint Mary's students who toR #1 spondent, will receive a doctor of laws. In 1976 she was pro­ are interested in becoming involved as: Son 8nd Brother moted to co-anchor of NBC News' "Today" show, where she Saint Mary's News Writers appeared until December 1989. We will have an informational meeting April 10 at She currently is the anchor of "Real Life with Jane Pauley" 8 p.m. in Room 304 Haggar Hall, Saint Mary's. If and substitutes for Tom you have questions or are interested but cannot Brokaw as anchor of "NBC Mom, 08d, Nightly News." attend the meeting, contact Emily Willett at • Jane Pfeiffer, Notre Dame 284-5086, or Monica Yant at 239-5303. Cheri 8nd C8thi trustee and consultant in man­ agement organization, com­ munications and governmental relations, will receive a doctor of laws. Former chair of the board of the National Broadcasting Co., Pfeiffer also NOW LEASING: spent 20 years with the International Business Machines Corp., leaving in 1976. LAFAYETTE SQUARE • Archbishop John Quinn of San Francisco will receive a doctor of laws. A leader in the American Catholic Church, he TOWN HOMES was president of the National Conference of Catholic Bishops and the United States Catholic Conference from 1977-80. 4 & 5 BEDROOM UNITS AVAILABLE Nearly 2,500 persons are ex­ pected to receive degrees at Commencement, including 1,781 undergraduates, 203 AMENITIES INCLUDED: master's and doctoral students in the Graduate School, 224 -WASHER AND DRYER master's degree graduates in the College of Business -SECURITY SYSTEM Administration, and 169 J.D. -DISHWASHER degree recipients in the Law School. -CENTRAL AIR -PATIOS

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Wednesday April 3, 1991 The Observer page 5 Brazil seeks stabilized economy By PATRICK HEALY foreign debt in four years. state's "beaurocratic hydras" News Writer As an example of Brazil's have been dismantled. economic woes, Moreira said Moreira also saw progress that the country couldn't afford from the 1988 constitution and Stating that the century's end a census in 1990. He stated, "As from the attention being paid to is a good time for reflection, ambassador, I don't even know social concerns that have long Marcilio Marques Moreira, the population right now." been ignored. Lowest ., Brazil's ambassador to the Moreira hypothesized about Addressing the future, United States, discussed "Brazil the "incredible example of a Moreira asked "Whither goes on the Threshold of the collapse of what was a compe­ Brazil? Whither goes the E\e&tl'i& Rates • Twentieth Century" in a lecture tent, modern state." He said it world?" He said that with the last Thursday. was possible that the economy globalization of financial mar­ Moreira's lecture focused on was too successful and became kets, Brazil must reenter the the dramatic slump in Brazil's "exhausted." world economy with "a new economy during the 1980's, as The country's psyche has model, more open, modern, and well as the country's prospects been damaged by Brazil's eco­ export oriented." going into the next century. nomic slump as well, said Moreira said he was wary of \\\\\\\ t\\\\ \t~\\\\\\\\t~ To highlight what Moreira Moreira. People feel the country the fragmentation of trade called a "dismal" showing by "is on the brink of an abyss," markets, such as the European Brazil's economy in the 1980's, and have developed a "failure Economic Community and in­ he contrasted that decade complex." Moreira said that clusive trade among the U.S., against the fifty years preceding even Brazil's literature has be­ Canada and Mexico. He said ~ ~\\'N\ it. Moreira noted that Brazil gun to reflect these feelings. Brazil was facing "the challenge came out of the Great However, Moreira said that of irrelevance" and that "the Depression early, backed by Brazil is showing some "good big problem is integration." strong industrial expansion, signs"as well. The export-ori­ Moreira said there were three and experienced growth sur­ ented private sector has sur­ levels to this integration. The passed only by Taiwan and vived better than the state first was among Latin American Japan in per capita income. companies, he said. nations, and the second the A string of almost fifty years He said that the country's integration of differing societies of positive GNP growth came to plants have not deteriorated within Brazil. Finally was the AP Photo an end in 1981. Moreira said and are still assets, and that the integration of Brazil into the Coal rally this halt was caused by an oil foreign debt can be resolved world economy. Moreira shock and high interest rates in Vic Harding, a coal miner from Salesville, holds a sign promoting with a less than miraculous so­ concluded that remaining the late seventies. These high coal scrubbers at a Statehouse rally Monday. lution. The foreign trade sector economically autonomous was interest rates doubled Brazil's has been reformed and the unrealistic. The lecture, held in Decio Faculty Hall, was sponsored by the Helen Kellogg Institute for International Studies. Steinfels continued from page 1

developments, American Catholics have adopted an "explicit and deep commitment to equality, tolerance, and hu­ man rights and putting them into place - if not in the Church then in the world." Steinfels called the last twenty years of liberalism "bad liberalism" and used the term ")egalitarian liberalism" to de­ scribe it. She said this form is far from the historical liberal­ ism that she recalled as a child and the values which historical liberalism has formerly fought to protect. "Liberalism has been reduced to radical individualism," she said. This cramped, narrow vi­ sion of liberalism "denies a ... teaching about an end," said Steinfels. Only an individual's right to determine his or her own end matters, she said. The political constraints in the Bill of Rights designed to limit the power of the state have placed social limitations on what the government can accomplish, Steinfels said. She used the recent showing of offensive photographs and flag burning as examples in which the government, in the Introducing the affordable Personal LaserWriter LS. name of civil liberties, was helpless to intervene. Steinfels emphasized the point by quot­ Now you can get impressive, professional­ rich, high-definition grnphics at a rate of up ing a flag burner who said, "'The great thing about this looking documents without having to wait in to four pages per minute. country (is that) you can do anything."' long lines to use the laser printer over at the And, perhaps best of all, its from Apple - The lecture was sponsored by the Cushwa Center for the computer lab. designed so now you can get everything out Study of American Catholicism. The Personal LasetWriter'" LS printer is the of a Macintoshffi computer that Apple most affordable Apple"' LasetWriter ever. It has built into it. Not just the power to look Hikes the power to let you produce crisp text and your best. The power to be your bese continued from page 1 "This is just another step in a NOTRE DAME number of economic measures COMPUTEU STORE by the government and in a short while I hope we will feel Ofrice of University Computing the results," said Gorbachev Computing Center/Math Building spokesman Vitaly lgnatenko. Prices doubled for milk, Phone: 239-7477 tripled for meat and quadru­ llours: Mon. - Fri., 9:00- 5:00 pled for bread. A pound of beef rose from © /99/ A{lfik 0Jmfluler. Inc. A{lfik. the ,4fiple kwo. Macintosh. l.aserWriler and "7be pou't'l' to be your best" are registered tradmUirks of Apple Computer. Inc. about one ruble to 3.5 rubles; cheese increased from 1.5 rubles to 3 rubles a pound. Wednesday April 3, 1991 page 6 The Observer Catholic schools seek enrollment, financial help through promotions BOSTON (AP) - America's A Rand Corp. study of 13 in­ Funding remains a problem. Roman Catholic schools soon ner-city high schools in Wash­ A steady thinning of the ranks will be using billboards, T-shirts ington, D.C., and New York City of priests and nuns has forced and newspaper ads to help found the public schools had an the schools to hire lay boost enrollment and attract average graduation rate of 55 employees at a higher price. In­ financial help. percent and a 642 average surance and maintenance costs "We decided we should not Scholastic Aptitude Test score have also drained their bud­ hide our light under a bushel," out of a possible 1400. The gets. said Sister Catherine McNamee, Catholic schools in the study Catholic schools spend an av­ president of the National graduated 95 percent of their erage of $1,476 a year per stu­ Catholic Educational Associa­ students and had an average dent and charge $924 in tu­ tion, which announced the SAT score of 815. ition. The difference comes campaign Tuesday at its 88th Richard Miller, president of from parish or diocesan subsi­ annual convention and religious the American Association of dies, but shifts in Catholic pop­ education conference. School Administrators, said ulation have left inner-city The ads will focus on the Catholic school students suc­ Catholic schools without the schools' high standardized test ceed because their parents congregations to support them. scores and low dropout rates, often take a more active role in Catholic school teachers make and their success in inner cities. their education than do parents an average of $16,000 a year, "We're clearly on the way to a of public school students. while public school teachers market-driven educational Catholic schools can be selec­ make $27,000, according to a system in this country," said the tive about which students they study by the Brookings Insti­ Father Stephen O'Brien, ex­ accept, a luxury public schools tution. ecutive director of the Chief don't have, he said. Financial problems forced the Administrators of Catholic Ed­ "The trouble is that they don't Chicago archdiocese alone to ucation. "To compete in edu­ play on the same playing fields shut down 30 schools in the last cational choice, Catholic schools with the same ruies that many five years. Six new or con­ must tell the story of their of the public schools have," solidated schools were opened. AP Photo academic excellence and Miller said. The promotion comes as Good laugh values-based education." McNamee would not disclose Catholic schools contend with the realities that face their stu­ Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev welcomes former U.S. Its planners said that the how much the National Catholic President Nixon, Tuesday, before a meeting at the Kremlin, promotion also has been timed Educational Association and the dents: sex, AIDS, drugs, abuse Moscow. to coincide with new support U.S. Catholic Conference were and violence. for giving tax relief to parents planning to spend on the "Catholic schools certainly who choose parochial or private campaign. don't inoculate kids from the education. It comes at a time when a diseases that are rampant in Under the slogan "Discover trend of declining enrollment at the society at large, but they do Catholic Schools," the campaign the nation's nearly 9,000 have the power to make a dif­ is meant to attract students, Catholic schools is being re­ ference in what they believe American Heart political support and financial versed, Catholic educators said. and how they behave," said Association contributions - especially from In 1988, there were 2.6 million Michael Guerra, executive WERE FIGHTING FOR businesses that now aid students in Catholic schools, director of the Catholic YOUR LIFE troubled public schools. down from a peak of 5.6 million educators' secondary school "Why throw good money after in more than 13,000 schools in department. bad?" McNamee asked. "Why 1964. give it to the schools that are in But the number of students in the worst condition? 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Japanese investors spent When investments of all kinds $18.04 billion to buy more than by the Japanese were taken Call or send resume to: Human Resources 200 foreign companies. Of that into account. the results were Kingwood Hospital total, $13.9 billion went for 121 different. 3714 South Franklin Street U.S. businesses, according to a "They have showed an over­ tally of 18 major countries by whelming preference for buying Michigan City, IN 46360 KPMG Peat Marwick, the inter­ in the U.S.," Adler said. (219)872-0531 national accounting firm. The biggest deal last year was The survey was described by the acquisition of MCA Inc .. the Herbert Adler, a Peat Marwick giant entertainment firm, by partner, in the 1991 edition of Matsushita for $6.6 billion. the firm's publication, Britons had been in first place "Dealwatch." among foreigners investing in "Japanese ... even became the United States in 1989 with confident enough to make ac­ $16.9 billion worth of pur­ quisitions in the face of local chases, followed by Japanese Beth Pare - liarpist. opposition," Adler said. with $12.7 billion, Adler said. He pointed out that ambitious But in 1990 the British turned companies want to establish more to investment at home. Repertoire: themselves quickly in fast­ They spent only $1 on foreign growing foreign markets. Ac­ acquisitions for every $8 they Jazz quiring established firms gives spent on new plant and equip­ Oassical them a bigger share of the ment in Britain. market for their products, and Although Japanese investors &cred a prospect of more profit with send a smaller proportion of &how Tunes less competition. their money abroad, they have "When mentioning 'ambitious more to invest; Japan's annual Country companies,' the Japanese are income is more than three Popular the first to come to mind," times Britain's. Adler said in a statement. Worldwide, Japanese in­ for: "They have emerged as the vestors still ran second last yNtr Receptions world's newest 'high roller' in to the British. Britons spent the international mergers and $20.024 billion on foreign Recor~s acquisitions game ... " investment, but their trend was Celebrations Adler added in an interview down. Japanese buying rose in family last week that his firm's figures each of the last three years. Business Dinners showed that Japan beat out The survey showed U.S. com­ Britain for first place among panies were also active in buy­ Weddin8s foreign investors in the United ing up foreign firms. The sec­ 842-4321 States last year. ond largest deal reported dur­ The rise of Japan's overall in­ ing the year was the purchase vestment in this country appar­ by Philip Morris of Switzer­ ently went counter to the trend land's Jacobs Suchard, a Producliorul in real estate. A survey released chocolate maker, for $3.8 bil­ Y------r· last Wednesday by {(enneth lion. SMC page 8 The Observer Wednesday April 3,1991 North Dakota governor vetos strictest anti-abortion bill, will 'not play God' capable of doing so if she Republican House majority BISMARCK, N.D. (AP)- Gov. wanted an abortion. leader, said an override vote George Sinner on Monday ve­ Officials of Americans United could be held Tuesday but likely toed what would have been the for Life, a Chicago-based anti­ will be delayed until strictest anti-abortion bill in the abortion group that lobbied for Wednesday. nation. the bill, were disappointed. The bill would have banned "We thought it had a reason­ Sinner, a Roman Catholic and abortions except in cases of able chance of being upheld by father of 10 who once consid­ rape, incest or if the mother's the Supreme Court," said Paige ered studying to be a priest, re­ life were in danger. Cunningham, an attorney with ferred to statements on abor­ "History is full of accounts of the organization. The veto tion from eight religious de­ the misuse of governmental "sacrifices the life of children of nominations in his four-page power, often for a 'good' North Dakota," Cunningham veto message. cause," the Democratic gover­ said. nor said in his veto message, ''I'm very relieved and "Although throughout history issued less than two hours after pleased," said Jane Bovard, Catholic writings on when life he formally received the bill. administrator of North Dakota's begins vary widely, I agree with "Such abuse must be resisted only abortion clinic, in Fargo. the current Catholic judgment vigorously on both sides," The state reported 1, 761 that abortion is wrong," Sinner Sinner said. "Government must abortions in 1989, the most re­ said. "The issue here, however, not overstep its bounds. It must cent year for which statistics is the role of law." not play God." are available. Sinner, who said he is per­ Kate Michelman, executive di­ The legislation declares that sonally against abortion, was rector of the Washington-based life begins at conception, but barred by the North Dakota National Abortion Rights Action many people dispute when life Constitution from threatening a League, called the veto a begins, Sinner said. veto. He said earlier that the "responsible act of govern­ bill went "too far." ment." "Government policy must find Under the legislation, rapes The measure goes to the North a balanced way which respects leading to pregnancy would Dakota House for an attempt to the freedom of women in this have had to be reported within override the veto. difficult area," he said. "This 21 days of the crime or within Rep. Richard Kloubec, the bill does not do so." 15 days of when the victim was

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....- .... &. -·---.....--. 0------·· The Observer page 13 Wednesday April 3, 1991 Campus scare flares after Apple honors communication experiment Van Hoof Special to The Observer TERHE HAUTE, Ind. (AP) - Lester said the incident ap­ When an Indiana State Univer­ parently involved a class study Tony Van Hoof, interactive sity professor tried to demon­ on death. dying and fear. media consultant for the Office strate nonverbal communica­ "I am not amused by this," he of University Computing (OUC). tion, she never suspected it added. "I find this deeply dis­ has been named an Apple would set off a campus scare turbing for students and more Teaching Fellow by Apple and send police racing to her disturbing for police officers Computer, Inc., for his work in classroom. who had to respond to the call." the area of interactive media at Vonne Muessling, an associate Cecilia O'Brien. a student who the Notre Dame. professor of communications, was working in the library Van Hoof designed and im­ was teaching her graduate science area. said she hid under plemented OUC's Interactiv,e class Monday afternoon when a a desk after the female student Media Lab as a resource for male student entered the ran into the area to call police. the ND faculty. The lab helps classroom apparently with a "I was petrified," she said. faculty members explore the plastic replica of a handgun. She called the incident "pretty use of interactive media said Chris Lester, director of unethical." technology in their curriculum campus Safety and Security. Muessling described the ex­ to improve the learning A female student ran from the periment as an "innovative experience of their students. room and telephoned campus study." She said some of the Van Hoof and the department security. Campus police re­ students in the class were in­ of educational media are also spondP.d to the call of "man volved with the project and testing technologies for use in with a gun in a classroom," knew what was really happen­ the DeBartolo classroom build­ Lnster said. ing, but others did not. AP Photo ing. Two police officers were dis­ She said it shows "silence Royal flush Apple Teaching Fellows must patclwd. one on foot patrol and does speak. We know nonverbal Don Lincoln of the Mt. Lincoln Council of Telephone Pioneers of have an expertise in a specific another in a police car with red communication is very impor­ America pulled a wagon bearing a toilet through downtown El curricular area, grade level, lights and siren. tant." Paso recently. software application or admin­ istrative planning and man­ agement of technology. American+ Participants are invited to share their expertise through Red Cross speaking engagements, consulting, and teacher Attention training. Sophomores and Juniors interested in the Rhodes and Marshall Scholarships HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY BILL WHITLATCH Professor Walter F. Pratt, Jr. will have a meeting to inform you of APRIL 27 deadline dates and the Fall application process on Thursday, April 4, 1991 5:30 p.m. 101 Law School BILL, If you are unable to attend this meeting, a sheet of inform~tion may be obtained in 102-B O'Shaughnessy Hall after the meetmg date. CLARE, LYNN & DANNY

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LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Reader questions truthfulness of co-ed housing proponents' motives Dear Editor: the generations of men who Catholics) who has had premar­ "In the spring a young man's attended Notre Dame before it ital sex knows there is some­ fancy lightly turns to thoughts of became co-ed, and who, alas, thing wrong with it-our con­ love," (Tennyson). At Notre were deprived the opportunity science reminds us of this, even Dame, oddly enough, our fancy of forming friendships with if the agents are not fully cog­ translated into co-ed dorm women. Did they turn out to be nizant of the exact reasons for fever. Perhaps the following social morons? The proponents its wrongness. Continued abuse remarks may serve as a cure. of co-ed dorms should ask some of the inherent goodness of In the first place, a main part of their fellow students whose sexuality, of course, tends to of the argument for co-ed fathers went here, and who are mute the beckonings of con­ dorms is that "everyone else is now for the most part happily science. doing it." In fact, all the great married. But until this happens people universities have this system, Moreover, it if is difficult for will seek rationalizations, of and everyone knows that it is men or women at this college to almost any form, for their ba­ Notre Dame's devout wish to be form friendships with members havior: no one likes to live with accounted with them. Perhaps of the opposite sex, one might a sullied conscience. co-ed habitation is even a part ask whether the source of this Furthermore, co-ed habitation of their recipe for success. difficulty lies elsewhere than would necessarily lead to a re­ Without being sentimental, I with the housing situation. Per­ laxed sense of morality. would like to reply that, at this haps we are experiencing now a Fornicators would then shrug very time, Notre Dame already general crisis in the area of their moral shoulders at the is the greatest university in the friendship. promptings of their conscience, land. No. I'm not speaking aca­ A friend is another self­ saying that they couldn't resist demically. But due to the someone whose interest, wor­ the temptation - it won't be Catholic nature (or at least what ries, defeats, victories, etc. are their falut if student housing remains of it) of this University really and literally indistin­ has put so many occasions of it is possible for our students to guishable from one's own. But, sin at their fingertips. make a pretty good start on the given the rampant materialistic I submit then that a basic path to wisdom - something individualism in our society, reason people push for co-ed Pasin, Tom bar will offer closing far more important than mere how many such friends, of the housing is simply to make sex learning. Sure we could imitate same sex even, do people have? more readily available and thus other schools in some respects; It is true then that putting men less morally burdensome. All remarks at tonight's address but we've got a lock on the most and women in the same dorm, their rhetoric about "forming Dear Editor: Education Auditorium. important truths, so why should and hence in close proximity, friendships" is (perhaps unwit­ Tonight we will offer our As our term comes to an end, we indiscriminately follow those would probably increase the tingly) a great masquerade. closing remarks at the last we would like to thank all of less fortunate than ourselves? number of "shallow" relation­ So have a great spring. Let Student Body Address of our those individuals who were in­ Secondly, proponents of co-ed ships with memebers of the op­ your hearts turn to thoughts of term. During the Address, we volved in student government housing often state that the posite sex. But if this general love. "But let not the fevers will deliver our closing speech this year. But most of all, we purpose of a college education crisis in friendship is real, co-ed thereoV be of lust insane and in which we will evaluate our would like to thank the student consists, at least in part, in ac­ habitation will not serve to not of love." term. Also at this time, the new body for giving us the opportu­ quiring social skills. But I had create and foster true friend­ Student Body President and nity to serve as Student Body always thought that the purpose ships between the sexes. Vice President, Joseph Blanco President and Vice President. was to learn. A university is I haven't even mentioned sex Paul Corintha and Dave Florenzo, will for­ Thank You. only accidentally a place to form yet. But now is the time for Off-Campus mally begin their 1991-1992 friendships. Let us only consider that. Everyone (and not just March 22, 1991 term with opening remarks and an opportunity for questions Robert F. Pasin The Observer retains the right to edit all commentaries submitted to the and answers. We urge you to Student Body President Viewpoint department. Please note that the more concise the piece, the less we attend the Address at 7:00 p.m. Fred Tombar Ill in the Center for Continuing Student Body Vice President will have to edit it to fill our space.

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QUOTES, P.O. Box Q, ND.IN 46556 Wednesday, April 3, 1991 Viewpoint page 15 LETTERS TO THE EDITOR ND educator responds to professors' contentions The fact that Notre Dame's PLO is interested in peace." Patrick D. Gaffney Talhami's is not, also corrobo­ to an earlier misguided Year of Women coincides with Then, turning from this charge, Guest Columnist rates this interpretation. But the correspondent whose limited the crisis in the Gulf is probably they go off in their own direc­ bare fact is, these are not my acquaintance with Arabic accidental. llowtwer, my train­ tion lashing out at the PLO by remarks, but quite definitely names, among other things, led ing as a cultural anthropologist asserting as facts an assortment In journalistic shorthand one those of Talhami, whom I re­ might describe this in various him, revealingly, to make this has lately nudged me to recon­ of highly debatable re­ ways. Correspondent Joel gard highly as a scholar and a same gender error. sider this assumption as I detect criminations which seem to spokesperson for human rights, Then again, a week letter, in a pattern emerging that Brinkley recently put it thus in have little in common except the The New York Times (March but nonetheless, whose views the letter by Professor suggests a still nebulous con­ implied vilification of are quite her own. Hochberg-Halton (The Observer, Palestinians generally. 11): "A year ago, Mr. Shamir nection between them. Several scuttled the proposal just as an Even as I fully respect the Feb. 14) to which Professors limns in recent weeks public Leaving aside these unquali­ right of Brooks and Bartky to Brooks and Bartky directly invitation by Mr. Baker seemed remarks by two rnspected aca­ fied extrapolations, the to move the plan forw·ard." If challenge my credibility and as I refer, an allusion to the demic women regarding con­ paramount point rests with the further evidence is desired as to freely acknowledge my own controversy over that Prof. nicts in the Middle East have slippage that occurs between fallibility, is there not room here Talhami as female and not male this restatement by Brooks and who is was that Baker himself to suggest to them that the shoe is explicitly repeated in the very occasioned exceptionally lively considered responsible for the debate in these pages. But now Bartky and the actual text of the may be on the other foot and first sentence. breakdown of this attempted perhaps further, if the shoe fits, a new phase of this valuable jointly-authored letter. First, negotiating process one may Hence after having failed to nowhere in that letter is it ever wear it. In my bewilderment at properly identify Professor discussion has commenced as recall his speech last June 13 Professors Brooks and Bartky said that only the PLO is this unadorned mis­ Talhami's gender after consid­ interested in peace. For what­ before the House Foreign representation I went back to erable public reiteration of the combine these cases for the first Affairs Committee. On that oc­ lime. ever reason, Brooks and Bartky the letter of Maura O'Siochain fact scattered throughout the In their sweeping rebuttal, casion, after forcefully criticiz­ to see whether some ambiguity very reportage that would seem have simply and erroneously ing Israel for stalling on talks bordering on invective, (The added this embellishment. But in her phrasing might have led perforce to have constituted the Obsnrver, March 8) which ap­ secondly, they subtly but very with Palestinians he ended by Brooks and Bartky unwittingly challenging Israel: "When basis for Professors Brooks and to this error. But her framing of Bartky's learned declarations, parently seeks to set the record significantly twist the import of you're serious about peace, call straight, at least to their satis­ the other allusion by their the citation could hardly be the question of just how much us." clearer: "Professor Talhami faction. they refer first to an choice of paraphrasing. Turning to the second woman confidence one should place in exchange initiated by Professor To be quite precise, after articulately stated that their overall commentary on Carla Johnson dealing with the with whom Professors Brooks noting that the PLO officially and Bartky concern themselves, Palestinians in the occupied her remarks is very great stated views of Mr. Khalil Azar recognized Israel in 1988 in an Professor Ghada Talhami, con­ territories nave suffered 'every indeed. So much for credibility. and to a jointly authored re­ effort to advance the peace fusion and distortion once again human right violation ... "' In conclusion, I would like to sponse (The Observer, Feb. 12) It process, the jointly-authored hamper their arguments. In is difficult for me to fathom thank Professors Brooks and which they call an "attack" by letter says: "However, the their broad dismissal of any how I could be credited with Bartky for contributing to an person "willing to sacrifice rea­ Israeli government still refused these remarks, regardless of my open discussion of Middle East parallel between the treatment son and accuracy for what they to negotiate or even to accept views about them, except for a issues, for the problem of of Kuwaitis and Palestinians in takt~ to bt~ right." Baker's peace plan." their respective occupied land, case of severe carelessness defining America's role in the Then secondly, Professors The semantic distinction here concerning this source and I region has never been more ur­ Brooks and Bartky direct their between "rejecting" and not they assert the following: suspect others as well. gent. The end of this recent war indignation allegedly in the "accepting" may strike most " ... Gaffney, in defense of his There is however a second leaves sides polarized, it ap­ nanw of "eivility and reason" own credibility, aligns himself possibility which might account pears, but the goal of mutual Americans as a quibble unwor­ with Ghada Talhami who is also against Professor Ghada thy of further discussion. I only for this outstanding error but it recognition and security for all cited by Maura O'Siochain for Talhami (which includes a con­ wish it were so. But unfortu­ is, if anything, even more em­ in the region must renew our his statement that the fusing reference to myselO for nately, as anyone initiated into barrassing. It might have been determination to overcome having dared to compare the Palestinians have suffered at that Brooks and Bartky, despite fears and stereotypes. the history of contemporary the hands of Israel 'every hu­ sufftlring of Palestinians at the Middle East diplomacy knows, their alleged wide acquaintance Let me close, by returning to man rights violation ... "' hand of Israel with that of to ignore this apparent splitting To begin, as the simplest with matters associated with the year's theme with a tribute Kuwaitis under Iraqi occupa­ of hairs has too often led to the Palestinians are unaware of to another women, namely matter of accuracy, especially Felicia Langer, an Israeli lawy.T tion. serious and terrible misun­ since Brooks and Bartky pro­ the fact that this common Unfortunately, in the course of derstandings. Arabic name, Ghada, is and Holocaust survivor who has claim "academic responsibility" things. Professors Brooks and Whether we like it or not, one feminine. But if this perhaps devoted her distinguished Bartky indulge in a number of to be their highest motive in this understandable cultural lacuna career largely to the defense of of the current major obstacles discussion, there is a critical gratuitous disparaging ad to a negotiated settlement be­ on their part is the case, it ex­ Palestinians within the Israeli error, indeed, a howler, in the hominnn rllmarks about the tween Palestinians and Israelis poses a no less serious liability justice system. seven co-signers of the response above remark of theirs for in their presentation. For Last year she resigned from hinges on the burial of issues of which I can only see one of two to Professor Carla Johnson's substance under mountains of starters, it proves that neither this work in protest against the original letter (The Observer procedure and it was exactly a possible explanations. of them were present at the continuing mistreatment they Feb. 1) using such unsavory manoeuvre of this sort that led First, it may be that my es­ teach-in to hear her actual re­ were accorded. "I want my terms as "narrow minded," to the undermining of the Baker teemed colleagues have unac­ marks. quitting to be a sort of demon­ "onH-sided" and "hypocritical." plan last year. countably and grossly misat­ But even if Brooks and Bartky stration," she said, "that some­ But thtly raise only one specific There is certainly plenty of tributed to me this citation from did obtain the raw material for thing must be done to grant point that actually appears in blame to go around when it a January teach-in, which they their righteous pontifications protection to Palestinians in the noted came from Maura this jointly-authored letter, territorit~s. comes to pointing fingers at O'Siochain's letter (The upon this woman's views from occupied because for which by the way contains no Arabs, Israelis and indeed second-hand reports, it so Palestinians, unfortunately, we Observer, Feb. 14). Since such derogatory language about Americans for having failed to "Gaffney" is patently the only happens that this mistake of cannot obtain justice." May this persons but rather pleads that bring this problem to a just and their's over her gender has an hopefully only momentary we "listen to others with care masculine antecedent in the retreat of her's encourage all of equitable resolution long ago. sentence, by the most funda­ immediate precedent which and respond reflectively and But it is generally agreed by would have immediately come us who pray for the peace of prudently." mental rules of grammar, professional observers in this Brooks and Bartky are making to the attention of anyone Jerusalem to strive with open In their single direct reference instance, that while Israel's conscientiously reviewing rele­ minds, courageous hearts and a me the author of this statement to that jointly-authored letter, government did initially and vant items published lately in generous, honest acceptance of nominally approve the Baker cited. The Observer. For example, one differences of opinion. Professors Brooks and Bartky I might add that the rest of contend that it states "that plan, they ended by backing letter of Feb. 7, which was ac­ Patrick D. Gaffney, CSC is an their paragraph, where my companied by a related editorial associate professor in the De­ Israel had rejected the Baker away from it causing the pro­ name is mentioned again, but peace plan and that only the cess to collapse. cartoon, responds quite clearly partment of Anthropology. Volunteer project helps exploited migrant farmworkers Dear Editor: nearly 1500 migrant workers most cases. Additionally, the lenge of interacting with a new tion. Another vital role of the I am writing as a graduate of and their families. They come federal minimum wage laws ex­ culture-the majority of migrant Project stems from our rela­ Notre Dame (class of '90). My from their hometowns in empt some growers from having farmworkers in Missouri are tionship with Legal Aid of purpose is to draw your atten­ southern Texas, Mexico and to insure that everyone receives Hispanic or Mexican and speak Western Missouri-that of legal tion to a rather silent and invis­ Florida to harvest the cucum­ the minimum. only Spanish. It is an excellent advocate and legal counsel. This ible form of injustice which ex­ bers, watermelons, peaches; to Worker endure a host of other opportunity to apply one's skills function is especially important ists in the United States: the chop weeds in the cotton fields; hardships: substandard as a bilingual speaker. There is in response to the sundry exploitation of migrant farmer­ and to wait-for more work, for housing at inflated prices, un­ also a large population of immigration difficulties and - workers by our nation's fruit housing, for food, for a way out. healthy working conditions African-Americans and a questions which this population and vegetable producing indus­ Migrant farmworkers (a. k. a. (high temperatures, prolonged smaller population of Jamaicans tends to present. try. Yet, this is not my only stoop laborers, hand pickers. exposure to pesticides. constant and Haitians with whom we The Project offers volunteers purposP.; I wish to offer a means etc.) emerge from the poorest of stooping, lack of toilet and interact. room and board and a small through which you, as North America's poor. One lavatory facilities). language As volunteers, we accept the monthly stipend (approximately individual Christians, may re­ farmer told me in a moment of barriers between them and challenges of living in a $400). Transportation to and spond to the radical social call­ particular candor, "unless their employer... the list could community with one another from the site is not likely to be ing of our Chruch and begin the they've got a starving family be lengthened. Perhaps these and with the local population of provided unless you live near work of progressive social back in Mexico somewhere, realities tweak a deep-seeded the small southern town located Kansas City. There will be two change. they won't do the work." Of sense of injustice within one or in the middle of America's Bible project vehicles available for Currently, I am a stipended course their wages reflect their two of you. Perhaps you have Belt. All of these various levels use in work-related travel. If volunteer with the Migrant desperate circumstances rang­ experience with migrant of community present unique you are interested please call Farmworkers Project based in ing from $2 per hour to $6 or farmwork. Our project is challenges. Jon Davison at 816-753-2677 or Kansas City, Missouri. Each $7 per hour. This wide variation currently seeking to enlist The Migrant Farmworkers write to me at 912 East 31st summer we open an office in in pay derives from the fact that volunteers for our summer Project works in the local Street, Kansas City, MO, 64109. the southeastern corner of Mis­ many workers are paid by the endeavors. If you think you may community helping to stimulate souri in the town of Malden. To amount which they be interested there are some a response to the unique Jon M. Davison this region, the Delta plains of pick-inexperienced workers things which you should housing, health and educational Class of 1990 the Mississippi River, come will not earn minimum wage in anticipate: the probable chal- needs of the migrant popula- March 21, 1991 ------~ -- --- Accent page 16 Wednesday April 3, 1991 Standing up for her beliefs Bertice Berry, Ph.D., delivers punchlines with a purpose

By MEREDITH Doctor of Comedy. Or both," everything I believe in, and if MCCULLOUGH according to Steve Love of the other people believe in them, Accent Writer Becon Journal. She's "the defi­ fine." nition of Renaissance woman." Berry finds a link between If you've missed the barrage comedy and teaching. Just as of multi-colored signs scattered she used humor to keep her so­ across the campus which claim 'Bertice Berry is ciology students interested and "They're Doing it Standing Up either the Bill Cosby to help them understand con­ (again)." then you must be of sociology or the cepts, she finds that comedy sleepwalking on your way to helps to get her positive mes­ class. Doctor of Comedy. Or sages across to audiences. These explosive posters an­ both.' "Humor is as·much an in­ nounce the Student Union strument of instruction as Board's second comedy night of Berry started her career as a textbooks," she said, but "you the year which will take place comedian about four years ago can reach a lot more people in this evening at 8 p.m. in when a friend talked her into comedy clubs than in class­ Theodore's. Forgoing the auditioning for amateur night at rooms." flashing lights and loud music, a local comedy club in Cuya­ Unlike many comedians who S.U.B. plans to transform Notre hoga Falls, Ohio. Since then she stick to one-liners and quick Dame's prime dance spot into a has toured the United States laughs, Berry fmds longer jokes rip-roaring comedy lounge making her audience both more effective and more mean­ (again). laugh and think. ingful. "I do mostly stories and This time, those attending Handling serious topics from material on a level where ev­ should be ready for more than racism to sexism with a comic eryone gets a message from it," just an ordinary stand-up co­ touch, Berry makes an excellent she said. median, for at the mike will be motivator. Bertice Berry: a Ph.D. graduate "All of the stuff is jammed 'I am a in sociology, a former university with positive messages about spokesperson for professor, a talented lecturer people-- blacks, whites, males, with a serious message, and a females-- coming together, liv­ everything I believe very funny lady. ing together and really loving in, and if other people "Bertice Berry is either the each other," she said after one Bill Cosby of sociology or the show. "I am a spokesperson for believe in them, fine."

Bertlce Berry Love refers to Berry as "an "World Report," Showtime's equal opportunity comedian." "Comedy Club Network", He describes part of her act as "Everyday With Joan Lunden," an attempt for Berry to give and on college campuses across whites all that blacks have by the country. teaching a predominantly white Joining her in Theodore's crowd the words to a Caucasian tonight will be Notre Dame Spiritual to the tune of "Swing students Will Clark, Dave Eck­ Low Sweet Chariot": stein, and Mike Somerville. The "I looked over K-Mart and three students will open the what did I see? performance with some stand­ "Coming for to carry me up of their own. home. "A blue light special on per­ 'Berry breaks down cale sheets and Christmas aluminum trees, all stereotypes and "Coming for to carry me gives the audience a home." With such an act, Berry few hours of pure breaks down all stereotypes and enjoyment.' gives the audience a few hours of pure enjoyment. "You had us laughing at ourselves," The event is sponsored by the .,.. commented a representative Campus Entertainment commit­ Bertice Berry will be a featured comedian tonight at Theodore's at 8 p.m. Also appearing will be Notre Dame from Belleville Area College in a tee of S.U.B. Tickets are $3 and students Will Clark, Dave Eckstein, and Mike Somerville. letter to the comedian. are still available at the LaFor­ Berry has been seen on CNN's tune Information Desk.

- NO comedy troupe Irish Accent performs second annual Dinner/Theater By S1EVE TANKOVICH by Tom Griffin, involves four mentally dating opportunity," according to He­ theme, the proceeds from the event go to Accent Writer disabled adults living in an apartment berle, especially since it's so different the Logan Center, a South Bend complex, and their supervisor. It deals than other theaters. organization which helps the mentally Looking for a unique evening of with their interactions in a "humorous, Heberle describes the atmosphere in a disabled. theater, along with catered food? Then yet very touching way," says Doug dramatic fashion. "Usually you sit and be sure to look into what Irish Accent Heberle, spokesperson for the group. watch, but [at the Dinner!fheater] you has to offer. The second annual Irish "It's looking really good and going to be are on the stage," he states. This refers 'The play shows a deep Accent Spring Theater/Dinner promises a great show," Heberle states. The to the fact that the show uses the whole concern for the mentally those and more. The gala event will be eleven cast members have been room; the cast moves throughout the held on April 5, 6, 12, and 13. Each practicing since early February. room during the performance. There is disabled.' night will take place in the A room of ample opportunity for cast/audience North Dining Hall, and will consist of a 'Usually you sit and interaction. In fact, during the A final important note: since this is not meal and a show. intermission, the cast members come out your normal University meal, the Irish Accent, well-known as ND's watch, but [at the to serve dessert - in character. caterers must have numbers in advance. comedy troupe, got its start three years Dinner/Theater] you are on Everything is over by 9:30, so the Tickets for the April 5 and 6 shows must ago. The group usually performs a com­ Dinner/Theater can easily be a be purchased by April 3; tickets for the edy in the fall along with this spring the stage.' precursor to an SYR, Formal. or just a April12 and 13 shows need to be bought performance. night of romance. by April 10. So don't dally, get your act This year's show is entitled "The Boys At $10 per ticket, this event is cheaper The play shows a deep concern for the together and let Irish Accent entertain Next Door." The story, based on a script than dinner and a movie. It's "a great mentally disabled. In keeping with that you! Wednesday, April 3, 1991 The Observer page 17 J Lakers beat Spurs, keep pace with Trail Blazers I SAN ANTONIO (API - Magic Portland won its seventh of contention midway through the Bucks, who outrebounded Dumars then made his 59th .Johnson had 30 points, 12 re­ straight game by defeating the third quarter as the Celtics Philadelphia 52-39, led by Jack straight free throw, extending bounds and 10 assists -his Minnesota. opened a 21-point lead. Sikma's 14. Jayson Williams his club record, to put the 13th triple-double of the season Kersey scored 13 points and New Jersey's previous low was had a season-high 17 points for Pistons up 81-74. and third in four games - as Porter 10 in the third period as 79 points against Miami on Nov. Philadelphia, which trailed by Chapman led the Hornets with the Los Angeles Lakers defeated the Blazers broke away from a 28 in an 18-point loss. at least 10 points from early in 16 points. the San Antonio Spurs 122-115 halftime tie by outscoring the the second quarter. Tuesday night. Timberwolves 33-20 in the Boston took control with a 16- Milwaukee's biggest lead was Bullets 101, Cavaliers 82 quarter. 2 spurt early in the second 89-59. LANDOVER, Md. (AP) - Johnson's effort overshadowed Kevin Duckworth scored 24 quarter and a 15-2 run bridging Washington held Cleveland David Robinson's 36 points and points, Clyde Drexler 22 and the end of the second quarter Pistons 83, Hornets 78 without a basket for the first career-high 23 rebounds and Porter 15 for Portland, 8-1 and the start of the third. CHARLOTTE, N.C. (AP)- Joe 7:50 of the fourth quarter and ended the Spurs' five-game against the second-year Derrick Coleman scored 19 Dumars had 24 points and got five points from A.J. English winning streak. It was also the Timberwolves, including 4-0 points for the Nets, who lost for Mark Aguirre scored 17 of his in a 14-0 run. Spurs' first loss in 11 home this season. the sixth time in seven games. 23 in the second half as Detroit Ledell Eackles scored 21 outings. beat Charlotte for its fourth points for the Bullets, who blew San Antonio trailed by five be­ Tony Campbell scored 22 Bucks 121, 76ers 104 consecutive victory. a 15-point lead in the third fore Sean Elliott's 3-pointer points for Minnesota, which lost PHILADELPHIA (AP) - Fred quarter, but rallied to break a capped a 9-4 spurt that made it its fifth consecutive game. The Roberts scored a career-high 32 The Pistons, 19-1 this season three-game losing streak by 97-97 with 7:46 remaining. Timberwolves have not won points as Milwaukee handed when holding the opposition forcing Cleveland to miss its Neither team held more than a since tying their total number of Philadelphia its worst home de­ under 90 points, improved their first 15 field-goal attempts of two-point edge until the final victories for last season at 22 on feat of the season. record to 18-14 since losing the final period. minute when the Lakers March 22. The 76ers played without starting point guard Isiah widened their lead from the Charles Barkley, who suffered a Thomas to a wrist injury. During that time, the Bullets free-throw line. Celtlcs 94, Nets 77 sprained ligament in his left Vinnie Johnson's 15-footer turned a 72-72 tie into an 86-72 Johnson's basket gave the EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. (AP) knee Sunday. gave the Pistons their biggest lead. English started the pivotal Lakers the lead for good at 115- - Reggie Lewis scored 22 Roberts connected on 14 of 18 lead at 71-59 with 9:30 to play. run with a layup and capped it 1 14 with 1:24 remaining. points and Boston limited New shots as the Bucks defeated But the Hornets closed to 76-72 with a free throw before Henry Jersey to 32 percent shooting Philadelphia at home for the on Rex Chapman's alley-oop James' layup broke the Trail Blazers 104, from the field and its lowest first time since Dec. 13, 1988. pass to Kendall Gill for a slam Cavaliers' drought with 4:10 Tlmberwolves 93 point total of the season. The 76ers' worst previous loss dunk with 2:38 remaining. left. MINNEAPOLIS (AP) - Jerome The Nets made 28 of 87 shots at the Spectrum this season was James finished with 19 points Kersey scored 25 points and against the NBA's top-rated de­ 112-97 against New York on With Detroit up 78-74, Dumars for the Cavaliers, who made joined with Terry Porter to key fensive team in field goal per­ Jan. 19. made a 20-footer and was only three of 22 shots in the fi­ a third-quarter surge as centage, and that had them out Dan Schayes had 18 points for fouled by Johnny Newman. nal period.

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NFL DRAFT ORDER NCAA ALL· TOURNAMENT TEAMS NBA STANDINGS

The NCAA Final Four All-Tournament EASTERN CONFERENCE The order of selection tor the the first round of the Teams (the first player listed each year was 1972 Atanllc Divlelon 1991 NFL draft to be held on April 21-22 In New the Final Four most oUlstandlng player; x­ Bill Walton, UCLA; Keith Wilkes, UCLA; w L Ptt CB L10 Slr•k Home A-y Conf York: player records vacated by action ot NCAA Bob McAdoo, North Carolina; Jim Price, y-Boston 53 20 .726 6-4 Won 3 32-5 21-15 32-14 x-Phlladelphia 1, New England subsequent to the tournament): Louisville; Ron King, Florida State. 40 33 .548 13 5-5 lost 1 27-10 13-23 28-18 New York 2, Cleveland 1991 1971 35 37 .486 17 1/2 5-5 Won 1 17-19 18-18 24-20 3, Atlanta Christian Laettner, Duke; Bobby Hurley, x-Howard Porter, Villanova; x-Hank Washington 27 45 .375 25 1/2 4-6 Won 1 19-17 8-28 19-28 New Jersey 4, Denver Duke; Mark Randall, Kansas; Anderson Siemlontkowskl, Villanova; x-Jim 23 50 .315 30 3-7 lost 3 18-20 5-30 15-32 Miami 5, Los Angeles Rams Hunt, UNLV; Bill McCaffrey, Duke. McDaniels, Western Kentucky; Stave 22 50 .306 30 1/2 2-8 Lost 1 16-22 6-28 13-34 Central Divlelon 6, Phoenix 1990 Patterson, UCLA; Sidney Wicks, UCLA. 7, Tarll)a Bay Anderson Hunt, UNLV; Phil Henderson, 1970 x-Chlcago 54 18 .750 7-3 Won 1 32-4 22-14 35-10 x-Detrott 8, x-New York Jets Duke; Dennis Scott, Georgia Tech; Stacey Sidney Wicks, UCLA; Jimmy Collins, New 46 27 .630 8 112 7-3 Won 4 29-8 17-19 30-16 9, Green Bay Augmon, UNLV; Larry Johnson, UNLV. Mexico State; John Vallely, UCLA; Artis x-MIIwaukee 44 29 .587 10 112 6-4 Won 2 29-7 15-22 29-18 x-AIIanta 10, San Diego 1989 Gilmore, Jacksonville; Curtis Rowe, UCLA. 38 34 .528 16 3-7 Lost 3 26-10 12-24 21-25 11, Detroit· Glen Alee, Michigan; Rumeal Robinson, 1969 Indiana 36 36 .500 18 7-3 Won 1 26-10 10-26 22-22 Cleveland 12, Dallas tram Minnesota Michigan; Gerald Greene, Seton Hall; John Lew Alclndor, UCLA; Rid! Mount, Purdue; 25 47 .347 29 3-7 lost 3 17-17 8-30 16-29 13, Dallas Morton, Seton Hall; Danny Ferry, Duke. Charlie Scott, North Carolina; Willie Charlotte 22 51 .301 32 1/2 4-6 lost 1 14-21 8-30 14-32 14, Atlanta tram Indianapolis 1988 McCarter, Drake; John Vallely, UCLA. WESTERN CONFERENCE 15, Dallas tram New Orleans Danny Manning, Kansas; Mitt Newton, 1968 t.tdwest Divielon 16, Pittsburgh Kansas; Stacey King, Oklahoma; Dave Lew Alclndor, UCLA; Lynn Shackleford, w L Ptt CB L10 Streak Home A-y Coni 17, Seattle Sieger, Oklahoma; Sean Elliott, Arizona UCLA; Mike Warren, UCLA; Lucius Allen, x-San Antonio 47 24 .662 6-4 lost 1 30-7 17-17 30-17 18, Houston 1987 UCLA; Larry Millar, North Carolina x-Houston 46 25 .648 1 9-1 Won 1 28-8 18-17 27-18 19, Cincinnati Keith Smart, Indiana; Steve Alford, 1967 x-Utah 46 25 .648 1 6-4 Lost 3 29-5 17-20 30-15 20, Phlladephla Indiana; Derrick Coleman, Syracuse; Lew Alcindor, UCLA; Don May, Dayton; Dallas 26 45 .366 21 3-7 Won 1 18-19 8-26 15-30 21, Washington Sherman Douglas, Syracuse, Armon Mike Warren, UCLA; Elvin Hayes, Houston; Orlando 26 45 .366 21 5-5 lost 1 20-16 6-29 22-28 22, Kansas City Gilliam, UNLV. Lucius Allen, UCLA. Minnesota 22 49 .310 25 3-7 Lost 5 16-19 6-30 15-37 23, Chicago 1986 1966 Denver 19 53 .264 28 112 1-9 Lost 2 16-21 3-34 11-36 24, Miami Parvis Ellison, Louisville; Johnny Jerry Chambers, Utah; Pat Alley, Pacllc Divlelon 25, Los Angeles Raiders Dawkins, Duke; Mark Alarie, Duke; Tommy Kantudly; Jack Mann, Duke; Louie Dampier, x-Portland 54 18 .750 8-2 Won 7 32-5 22-13 34-13 26, San Francisco Amaker, Duke; Billy Thompson, Louisville. Kentucky; Bobby Joe Hill, Texas Western. x-LA Lakars 52 21 .712 2 112 7-3 Won 2 28-8 24-13 35-13 x-Phoenlx 27, Buffalo 1985 1965 50 22 .694 4 7-3 Won 3 28-7 22-15 30-16 28, New York Giants Ed Pinckney, Villanova; Dwayne McClain, Bill Bradley, Princeton; Gail Goodrich, Golden State 37 35 .514 17 4-6 lost 2 24-11 13-24 22-25 VIllanova; Harold Jensen, VIllanova; Gary UCLA; Cazzle Russell, Michigan; Edgar Seattle 34 37 .479 19 1/2 4-6 Won 2 22-12 12-25 20-25 x-Used selection In the 1990 supplemental draft Mclain, Villanova; Patrick Ewing, Lacey, UCLA; Kenny Washington, UCLA. LA Clippers 28 44 .389 26 7-3 Won 5 20-16 8-28 23-23 Georgetown. 1964 Sacramento 19 51 .271 34 2-8 Lost 2 18-16 1-35 13-31 1984 Walt Hazzard, UCLA; Jell Mullins, Duke: x-cllnched playoff berth TRANSACTIONS Patrick Ewing, Georgetown; Michael Bill Buntin, Michigan; WHile Murrell, Kansas y-cllnched division tttle Graham, Georgetown; Akeam Olajuwon, State; Gall Goodrich, UCLA. Houston; Michael Young, Houston; Alvin 1963 Tuesday's Games Wec!Meday's Games Franklin, Houston. Art Hayman, Duke; Tom Thacker, Late Game Not Included New York at Cleveland, 7:30p.m. Cincinnati; Las Hunter, Loyola, Ill.; George Datrott 83, Charlotte 78 Philadelphia at Indiana, 7:30 p.m. BASEBALL 1983 Wilson, Cinclnnall; Ron Bonham, Cincinnati. Boston 94, New Jersey n Dallas at Houston, 8:30p.m. American Laague Akeem Olajuwon, Houston; Thurl Bailey, 1962 Milwaukee 121, Phlladephia 104 LA CIW9rs at Utah, 9:30p.m. AL-Upheld the live-game suspension and North Carolina State; Sidney Lowe, North Paul Hogue, Cincinnati; Jerry Lucas, Ohio Washington 1 01, Cleveland 82 Sacramento at Seattle, 10 p.m. $10,000 tine of Roger Clemens, Boston Red Sox Carolina State; Mitt Wagner, Louisville; Dareck Whittenburg, North Carolina State. State; Tom Thacker, Cincinnati; John Portland 104, Mlnn880ta 93 Miami at Golden State, 10:30 p.m. p~cher, tor his acllons In last year's playoffs. Havlicek, Ohio State; Len Chappell, Wake LA Lakars 122, San Antonio 1 15 BALTIMORE ORIOLES--Placed Kevin Hickey 1982 James Worthy, North Carolina; Patrick Forest. Chicago 1 06, Orlando 102 and John Mitchell, pitchers, on waivers tor the 1961 Dallas 133, Denver 126 purpose ot giving them their releases. Agreed to Ewing, Georgetown; Eric Floyd, Georgetown; Michael Jordan, North Jerry Lucas, Ohio State; Bob Phoenix 131, Utah 117 terms wtth Mke Flanagan, pttcher, on a one-year Wlasanhahn, Cincinnati; Larry Siegfried, Miami at Sacramento, (n) cootract. Carolina; Sam Perkins, North Carolina 1981 Ohio State; Carl Bouldin, Cincinnati; x-John CLEVELAND INDIANS--Re-assigned Wayne Egan, St. Joseph's. HL STANDINGS Kirby, outfielder, to their minor-league complex. lsiah Thomas, Indiana; Jett Lamp, Virginia; Jim Thomas, Indiana; Landon 1960 DETROIT TIGERS-Optioned Scott Aldred, Jerry Lucas, Ohio State; Oscar Robertson, Eaat Divialon Kevin Ritz and Rusty Meacham, pitchers, to Toledo Turner, Indiana; AI Wood, North Carolina. 1980 Cincinnati; Mal Nowell, Ohio State; Darrall w L OTL Pta GF GA ot the International League. x-Kalamazoo Darrell Gritflth, Louisville; Joe Barry Imhoff, California; Tom Sanders, New York 50 27 1 101 332 286 KANSAS CITY ROYALS--Optioned Jeff Conine, x-lndianapolls 45 Carroll, Purdue; Rodney McCray, Louisville; Unlverstty. 28 5 95 316 242 first baseman, and Tim Spehr, catcher, to Omaha x-Fort Wayne x-Kikl Vandewegha, UCLA; x-Rod Foster, 1959 41 33 5 87 354 320 ot the American Association. Sent Andy x-Muskegon 37 37 UCLA. Jerry Wast, West Virginia; Oscar 5 79 295 330 McGattlgan, pitcher, and Paul Zuvella, Infielder, to y-Aibany 22 30 1979 Robertson, Cincinnati; Darrall lmhott, 3 47 191 232 Omaha California; Don Goldstein, Louisville; Danny Weal Dlvlalon MILWAUKEE BREWERS--Placed Edgar Diaz, Earvln Johnson, Michigan State; Larry Fitzpatrick, California. x-Peoria 55 18 5 115 389 252 infielder, and Mike Felder, outfielder, on waivers tor Bird, Indiana State; Greg Kaiser, Michigan 1958 x-Satt Lake Ctty 47 28 5 99 336 285 the purpose at giving them their releases. Agreed State; Mark Aguirre, DePaul; Gary Garland, Elgin Baylor, Seattle; John Cox, Kentucky; x-Phoenlx 36 35 8 80 305 323 to terms with Candy Maldonado, outfielder; Rick DePaul. Guy Rodgers, Temple; Charley Brown, Milwaukee 33 42 3 69 259 310 Dempsey, catcher; and Willie Randolph, second 1978 Seattle; Vern Hatton, Kentucky. San Diego 30 41 8 68 259 338 baseman, on one-year contracls. Jack Givens, Kentucky; Ron Brewer, 1957 Kansas City 25 50 4 54 249 387 MINNESOTA TWINS--Placed Nelson Llrlano, Arkansas; Mila Gmlnskl, Duke; Rick Robey, Kentudly; Jim SpanarlButch Lee, Marquette; Mike O'Koren, Francisco; Pate Brennan, North Carolina. Tuesday's Game · Monteleone, pitcher, on special waivers. North Carolina; Cedric Maxwell, N.C. 1956 Kansas Ctty 5, Satt Lake C~ 2 TEXAS RANGERS-Placed Jose Guzman, Charlotte; Bo Ellis, Marquette; Wattar Davis, Hal Lear, Temple; Witt Chamberlain, Wedneaday's Games pttcher, on waivers tor the purpose ot giving him North Carolina; Jerome Whitehead, Kansas; Carl Cain, Iowa; Hal Perry, San San Diego at Phoenix his release. Marquette. Francisco; Bill Logan, Iowa Peoria at Milwaukee National League 1976 1955 Muskegon at Kalamazoo ATLANTA BRAVES--Placed Mark Grant, pitcher, Kent Benson, Indiana; Scott May, Indiana; Bill Russell, San Francisco; Tom Gola, La Fort Wayne at Indianapolis on the 15-day disabled list retroactive to March 28. Rickey Green, Michigan; Marques Johnson, Salle; K.C. Jones, San Francisco; Jim CHICAGO CUBS--Placed Rick Sutcliffe, pttcher. UCLA; Tom Abernethy, Indiana Ranglos, Colorado; Carl Cain, Iowa. on the 1 5-day disabled list. Optioned Steve Carter, 1975 NCAA BASKETBALL FINAL outfielder, to Iowa ot the American Association. Richard Washington, UCLA; Kevin 1954 Tom Gala, La Salle; Chuck Singley, La HOUSTON ASTROS-Optioned Mike Simms, Gravay, Kentucky; Dave Myers, UCLA; Allen Salle; Jesse Arnalla, Penn State; Roy Irvin, KANSAS (65) first baseman, to Tucson at the Pacific Coast Murphy, Louisville; Jim Lee, Syracuse. Southern CaiWornla; Bob Carney, Bradley. Jamison 1-10 0-0 2, Maddox 2-4 0-0 4, Randa117-9 3-6 18, Brown 6-15 0-0 16, Jordan 4-6 1-2 11 League. Sent Terry McGrltt, catcher, outright to 1974 Woodberry 1-4 0-0 2, Scott 3-9 0-0 6, Tunstall 1-5 0-0 2, Wagner 1-1 0-0 2 Johanning 1-1 0-0 2 ' Tucson. Sent Jim Corsi and Dean Wilkens, David Thompson, North Carolina State; 1953 B.H. Born, Kansas; Bob Houbrags, Richey 0-1 0-0 0. Totals 27-65 4-8 65. ' ' pitchers, to their minor-league camp tor Bill Watton, UCLA; Tom Burleson, North Washington; Bob Leonard, Indiana; Dean DUKE (72) reassignment. Placed Don Carman, pitcher, on Carolina State; Monte Towe, North Carolina Kallay, Kansas; Don Schlundt, Indiana Koubek 2-4 0-0 5, G.H\114-8 2-8 10, Laettner 3-8 12-12 18, Hurley 3-5 4-4 12, T.HIII 1-5 0-0 3, Davis waivers tor the purpose of giving him his release. State; Maurice Lucas, Marquette. 1952 4-5 0-2 8, Palmer 0-0 0-0 0, Lang 0-0 0-0 0, McCaffrey 6-8 2-2 16. Totals 23-41 20-28 72. Released Mark Thurmond, pitcher. 1973 Clyde Lovellette, Kansas; Bob Zawoluk, NEW YORK METS--Traded Darren Reed and Bill Walton, UCLA; Steve Downing, St. John's; John Kerr, Illinois; Ron Halttlm&-Duke 42, Kansas 34. 3-polnt goals-Kansas 7-18 (Brown 4-11 Jordan 2-2 Randall 1-1 Alex Dlaz, oUlflelders, to the Montreal Expos tor Indiana; Ernie DiGregorio, Providence; Larry Richey 0-1, Tunstall 0-1, Jamison 0-2), Duke 6-10 (McCaffrey 2-3, Hurley 2-4, T.Hill 1-'1. Koubek 1-2). Terrel Hansen, outfielder, and David Sommer, Finch, Memphis State; Larry Kanan, MacGIIvray, St. John's; Dean Kallay, Kansas. Fouled out-Nona. Rebounds-Kansas 32 (Randall 10), Duke 31 (Laettner 10). Assists-Kansas 16 pitcher. Memphis State. (JamiSon 5), Duke 14 (Hurley 9). Total fouls-Kansas 21, Duke 14. A-47, 100. PITTSBURGH PIRATES--Optioned Mke York, pncher, to Buttalo of the American Association. South Atlantic League SPARTANBURG PHILLIES-Named Ken McMillan assistant general manager.

BASKETBALL National Baaketball Aaaoclation HOUSTON ROCKETS--Placed Dave Feiti, center, on the Injured list. MILWAUKEE BUCKS-Placed Dale Ellis, guard, on the Injured list. Signed Adrian Danlley, forward, to a contract for the remainder of the season. SAN ANTONIO SPURS-Activated Tony Massenburg, forward, from the Injured list. Placed Dwayne Schlntzlus, center. on the injured list.

FOOTBALL National Football League CELVELAND BROWNS-Waived Mike AUJI.O$! J:\JERYTHlt-JQ THE Sl-fOP Lansford, kicker. IN GREEN BAY PACKERS--Signed Scott Jonas, defensive lineman. MIAMI DOLPHINS--Signed Don Smith, running .. DRAMATI(:~~~y REQU'CEO OfClMAKE .. BOOM·. back. NEW YORK GIANTS--Signed James Milling, wide receiver. •••...... •. ·.·E<:>R .... NEW SPRINGLINES . PHILADELPHIA EAGLES-Signed James ·· ..·.·.·.·.··.·· .... ·.··.·.·.· .. ·.... ·.·.·· ·.. ··.· .. ·.·.-: ·... ·... ·.··>.· ·>·.···' .-:.:.:-· .· ·.··,·· >.·: .. · ·. ·.. Booty, safety. Released AI Harris, linebacker. Canadian Football Laague OTTAWA ROUGH RIDERS-Signed Jake Vaughan, safety, and Darren Joseph, running - back. HOCKEY ... /NOTRE DAME<.. QPI:N SEVE.N DAYS A WEEK rlaht wfna, and Doua Welaht. center. WASHINGTON CAPITALS--Called up Kent Paynter, defenseman, from Baltimore ot the ><> 6<:30A.IVIE4:0ofif.A ... > <.. •>·> >< . • American Hockey League.

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VOLUME LXIX APRIL FOOL'S DAY COVERING NOTRE DAME AND SAINT MARY'S LIKE A RASH Holtz ousted! Team attacks coach with waterguns, locks him in office

By STEVE HUFFMAN anyway," stated Durgans, who Sports Whiner promised never to make references to animals. He has In a coup that rivals that of some ideas for changes in next the women's volleyball team, year's season that include the Notre Dame football team renaming the ACC as the Joyce rallied and overthrew head · Multisports Center. coach Lou Holtz Friday. Other University "We were tired of listening to administrators came to the aid a short hick dude with a lisp," of the players after allegations remarked several players who that Holtz was running a dirty wanted to remain anonymous program. but were by no means short and According to former floltz spoke quite clearly. assistant Pete Cordelli. Holtz According to the three players allegedly violated several NCAA who spearheaded the Lou Holtz rules during a recruiting trip by overthrow, the idea first came According to those who were Raghib Ismail in 1987. during the 1988 when, during there, three players who had According to Cordell!, Ismail the Miami pep rally, Holtz made been sitting in the back and had came to Holtz after allegedly the comment about "kicking the managed to sneak out into the losing his wallet and his bus living dog" out of Miami. hall came running in with black pass while dancing in Raghib "Rocket" Ismail sports the new tough-guy look he has Apparently a few of the players hoods over their faces and Theodore's. created for the launching of his professional career. took offense at this. armed with water guns. After Cordelli said that Holtz gave "Why the living dog? Why not thoroughly soaking Holtz they Ismail $4,000 cash, a Visa and a · the living cat? I have several turned to the rest of the team new Ford Bronco. "I couldn't dogs at home and I did not and shouted "Now is our only believe what I saw," Cordell! Rocket launches appreciate it," commented one. chance!" said. "I think it was inappropriate to As if suddenly possessed, the Holtz vehemently denied any refer to abusing a living crea­ team rose en masse, grabbed wrongdoing during a speaking new, wilder image ture," said another. "He could Holtz by the arms and legs, and engagement on Thursday. have said something like 'kick carried him to his office and "The poor kid was broke and the living bananas out of locked him in. The office had stranded, I guess I shouldn't By U.R. AFOOL I.M. Slick, the editor of Miami.' I will not put up with been cleared of everything but a have given him the truck-a Sports Writer Playgirl, commented, ''I'm it. .. television set that carried only Pinto would have sufficed," he very excited to able to finally "Most ridiculous comment I Notre Dame basketball games. lisped. Look out Andre Waters and work closely with the Rocket. ever heard," was all the third As of the last time someone Missy Conboy, assistant Bubba Paris. The new bad I'm sure we can help his would offer. checked on him, he was sitting athletic: director, announeed boy of the NFL has arrived. image blast off in new and The '88 championship quieted in the middle of the floor with that the University was opening Yesterday afternoon in a exciting directions." rumblings for that year, but the his hands over his eyes its own investigation. press conference Raghib Ismail's new personal line loss to Miami in '89 and the chanting, "I'm not watching, I'm "You can bet your life that if "Hocket" Ismail and his of condoms will be marketed Orange Bowl loss this year not watching, but Digger's still he even thought about doing image consultants announced nation-wide next fall. The caused tensions to run high and playing!" something wrong, I'll have his their plans for marketing the condoms, offically called tempers to flare. At a team Meanwhile, University butt in a sling," she said. NFL's newest superstar. The "Rocht Rubbers," will be meeting on 3 p.m. Friday Holtz President Ken Durgans has Holtz, replying from his cell in plans that were unveiled available in the team eolors claimed, as usual, that he was taken over the head coaching the ACC, said, "That Missy, she's indude an upcoming Playgirl of the NFL franchaise who not optimistiC about next year position by a unanimous team really really a pain in my butt. centerfold. a personalized selects him and will have his and that his team was not all vote. "It was bound to happen Then again, she is pretty hot line of "Hocket" condoms, autograph. A special limited­ that good. It was the straw that eventually. He never was that when she's angry." and a multi-million dollar edition, promotional model broke the camel's back. good of a coach. It's all luck endorsement contract for Big will also have the superstar's Boy edible briefs. picture on the end. ''I'm tired of maintaining "I wanted to change the Phelps to assume new positions the "good boy" image. It's way my devoted fans were time for me to show the having sex, but at the same By JOHN HOLMES even thought up a new slogan: 'It's bigger than world the real me. I'm wild, time I wanted to encourage Head Sports Writer Digger," he said. wily, and ready for action," safe sex. "Hocket Rubbers" "W£: also feel Coach Phelps' abilities to lead a said Ismail. ''I've torn the allowed me to do both," Roger Valdiserri, associate athletic director at team make him perfectly suited to head up the tickets off of pillows before stated Ismail. Notre Dame announced in a press conference Bookstore tournament," Valdiserri continued. and turned right on a no-turn today that Richard "Digger" Phelps has stepped "I'm hoping maybe to give Adworks All-Stars a red light." The big surprise of the down from his position as head coach of the little help," joked Phelps. "We felt that the Rocket's press conference came when men's basketball team in order to assume other Adworks captain Derrick Johnson issued a two­ image needed to be more in the endorsmement contract University positions. word statement to the media after the touch with his true self," said for Big Boy Edible Briefs was Phelps will be promoted to Director of conference. It read, "No thanks." Don King. "All of this goody­ announeed. University Cemeteries and Honorary Bookstore two-shoes stuff was just the Ismail maintained that this Basketball Tournament Chairman, Valdiserri Valdiserri denied that Phelps was promoted Notre Dame administration new endorsement contract said. He- will assume the position immediately. and not fired because of his wife, Terry Phelps, a trying to make the university was not the work of his widely-respected professor in Notre Dame's Law look good. Don't believe a image consultants and that it No replacement has been found as of yet, but a School. word of it." was something in which he source in the athletic department suggested that "The fact that Digger was promoted and not King beeame Ismail's was genuinely interested. "I the top eontenders for the job are former Notre fired has absolutely no relation to the fact that managr.r and personal image have been wearing Big Boys Dame football player Steve Huffman and Theresa is the numero-uno-bestest-please-don't­ eonsultant after there was a since I was just a little tyke. I University President Kenneth Durgans. leave-oh-please-oh-please,'' Valdiserri said as he fallout between the superstar feel that they are definitely Phelps sat quietly as Valdiserri read from a polished Mrs. Phelps' shiny new shoes. and his previous manager Fr. the most superior brand of prepared statement, and on several occasions Edward "Monk" Malloy. underwear on the market adjusted his crotch. As for a replacement for Phelps, Valdiserri had The Playgirl centerfold is today. If you have a pair that little to say. scheduled is eome out next is wearing out, just feed it to "We are pleased to have Digger as Director of "We don't have anyone in mind right now, but Fall. just as football season your dog. Nothing could be Cemeteries," Valdiserri read. "We figured he was we'll be sure to check our selection with the bngins to heat up. "I wanted easier, no mending or stuff pretty experienced working with deadbeats, and members of SUFR before we announce anything," the public to see the other like that." besides, he has the nickname." he said. side of Haghih Ismail, the one With all of these changes in Valdiserri was referring to the moniker Phelps Also sporting a new nickname, Father E. that they don't see on the image, Ismail is now in the earned while working for his father in the William "Billy the Kid" Beauchamp, exeeutive field," said Ismail. running for the title of the family's funeral business. However, Phelps later vice-president of the University, said that Phelps' ''I'm vnry excited to work "Baddest Boy in the NFL." said that he wants to ehange his nickname. promotion was the first step in getting Notre with the photographer on Look out world, he's ready to Dame a winning basketball team at all costs. differnnt positions for the blast off. "I thought 'Digger' was kind of morbid, spread. It should be great." especially in my new position," he said. "From "Screw that Knight Commission bunk," he said, now on, I want to be called 'Big Dick,' and I've "I want to see some wicked JAMS!" Accent page 2 April Fool's Day SMC president Hickey proclaims: 'I am woman'

By I. M. WOMYN the top who can understand the problems Accent writer faced by today's woman," said Prof. PM. s. Many men dream of doing it. But few According to Hickey, the decision to actually go through with transsexual become a "long, lean, leg machine" has surgery. been a long time coming. He/she said that William "Gimme A" Hickey, president of as a child, musical influence<; like Helen Saint Mary's College is one of them. Reddy's "I Am Woman" helped fuel a fiery By the end of this academic year, desire to "live as only the feminine do." Hickey will have completed enough Among Hickey's hobbies as a child were estrogen injections and electrolysis "Barbies, Barbies, and MORE Barbies," treatment to prepare him/herself for the he/she said. He/she also enjoyed playing sex change. He/she plans on having the with the neighborhood girls a game operation completed in time to present he/she called, "Let's take off all our him/herself as "one stacked momma" for clothes and switch." the incoming freshwomyn at Saint Mary's Hickey cited a "strong, stern mother," a in the Fall. "fear of vasectomies," and "just plain "I've always, always dreamed of nuttiness" as other factors which helped becoming a woman," Hickey said. "I him/her take the plunge. never knew I could go through with it, but Of course, Hickey will have to change after the uproar last year about Saint his/her name after the operation, and Mary's needing a female president, I said favorites include Rhoda, Pearl, and knew I'd have the support I needed to see Juanita. my dream become a reality." ''I'm having trouble deciding, because I Hickey is married, but doesn't think want the name I choose to fully express his/her wife will mind the sex change, and my sensual femininity as well as my thinks it might actually enhance their administrative strength." relationship. Beyond the name, Hickey said his/her "So far, she's been great," he/she said. main goal is to create a look that really "And I can't wait to borrow her clothes." stands out. "I'm seriously considering Campus reaction to Hickey's decision having my body sculpted to look exactly was mixed. "You know, I thought the like the Channel 28 weather babe, Little Bo Peep thing last fall was weird, Michelle Hammrick." but this just blows my mind," said Saint "I figure, if I'm going to do it, I might as Mary's student I.M. Horny. go all the way," Hickey said. "And if The former Bill Hickey poses in his new Chanel suit as he shows the world the new SMC "It'll be reassuring to have someone at anybody does, Michelle does." president. Hickey is in the process of changing his/her sex. ALF announces call boxes, other improvements to the Hesburgh Library

By U.B. STOKED of the library, will be "favorably titled "Coaches who Coach Too Library Reporter altered" to reflect the Much, and the Players who Play University's new commitment to for Them." The Association of Library a politically correct en­ Friends (ALF) announced many vironment. • Free samples of the brand­ changes to be taking place over The spokesman said that the new ROCKET RUBBERTM con­ the summer. To commemorate new mural will not "show any doms will be made available in the occasion, both members prejudices with regards to the Library Pit. The condoms, showed up to make the an­ gender, race, color, national endorsed by soon-to-be New nouncements. origin, age, sexual preference, England Patriot receiver Raghib Among the many changes an­ or any other politically incorrect Ismail, will come in a variety of nounced: stance." sizes (Punter, Quarterback, • The en tire third floor Anybody who has any ideas Linebacker and Oh, my God!) (popularly known as "The on haw this can be done is and will be the first condoms in Fortress") will be donated to asked to call ALF at 1-800-GTA­ the country to bear the "Monk" SUFR to be used for meetings, CLUE. Malloy health warning: "Do not rallies, protests and anything take off early, or you'll regret else that might otherwise re­ • The men's restrooms located it." quire public space. on the upper floors of the •The Library Monitors will be library will now be equipped armed with UZI machine guns An ALF spokesman said "We with emergency call boxes. and will have the authority to believe in everyone's freedom of In addition, due to popular frisk and strip search each ! expression, but, well, let's face demand, the restrooms will also individual entering and leaving it, they're getting annoying. We have monthly issues of "Cosmo" the building. I needed to give them a place and "GQ". I where they could speak, but we • The twelfth floor will receive The increased power will be a wouldn't be forced to listen to the new Digger Phelps Coaching godsend to these public them." Collection, sponsored by Over­ servants, according to the head The group will be provided coachers Anonymous. The col­ monitor. "Once and for all, with complimentary supplies of lection will include such literary we're going to stop those snot­ chalk, copies of the bestseller classics as "Paradise Lost," nosed rich kids from smuggling "How to Ruin Your Image with "The Decline and Fall of the Diet Coke into this Library. And Graffiti," and a free Paul Roman Empire," and transcripts they can just kiss any thought of The mural on the Hesburgh Libary, which was formerly of Jesus, now Peralez 3000TM dartboard. from Donahue's Episode 178, stealing old copies of the Sports which featured Phelps. Illustrated Swimsuit issue." sports a new "politically correct" figure. • "Touchdown Jesus," the famous mural on the south side The show, if you'll recall, was SPELUNKER JAY HOSLER YEAR OF WOMEN SCHEDULE OF EVENTS

Activities planned for April 2, 1991:

12 p.m. Lecture: "How to watch a football game and not look stupid," Mrs. Lou Holtz, Joyce ACC. 2 p.m. Seminar: "Can women drink beer too: Wine coolers versus Meister Brau," Patty O'Hara, vice president tor Student Affairs, South Dining Hall. 4 p.m. Lecture: "What's the future of this relationship-When will he pop the question?" Sr. Jean Lenz, Farley Hall. 5 p.m. "An evening with Andrew Dice Clay," Stepan Center. 7 p.m. Concert: "2 Live Crew," Theodore's Nightclub, "on the campus." 9 p.m. Erotic Massage Lessons, Eileen Kolman, Year of Women Chair, Rockne Memorial Gymnasium. 10 p.m. Lingerie show. Linebacker Lounge. Midnight Lecture: "Chips, dips, chains and whips: How to please your man," Ann Firth, University Health Center, 2nd Floor. 2 a.m. Film: "Adventures in Erotica," part of the Snite's Nites of Nudity film festival, Annenberg Auditorium. ~ TODAY AT A GLANCE LETTERS TO THE EDITOR

•Executive Vice President Father E. William Beauchamp Observer lacks sufficient sports coverage confirmed yesterday that former University President Father Dear Editor, art reviews. Not once did I see get me to write news articles. Edward Malloy is still alive. Beauchamp was contacted yesterday Recently, while reading you mention that the .Junior Pshaw! Surely, they cannot by The Observer after an anonymous source reported sighting through the fascist, psuedo-Nazi Varsity Tiddly Winks Club won expect another free-spirit to Malloy at a campus lecture. The community had become chunk of feces you call a its regional championship. As succumb to the erowd-logic that concerned, as the former president had not been seen in public newspaper, I noticed that usual, the homogeneous, infests the blood monied ivy since .January 21, the day SUFR made demands on the approximately 85.987 percent intolerant elitists of Notre Dame walls of this pitiful institution. If University. "lie does have office hours in Sorin Hall from 2 to 3 of your publication verbiage is have forced their narrow­ they want someone to write a.m.," Beauchamp said. "All (except women) are welcome to see devoted to athletic pursuits. minded, scatalogical beliefs on pathetic prose to be spoon-fed him at that time." Once again, The Observer the public at large. to capitalist pigs, let them look caters to the anti-intellectual Surely, there is enough space elsewhere. • Now that Lent Is over, University Food Services has issued a neanderthalism by devoting for more sports. Or is it that the If Notre Dame is to get the press release explaining exactly what is in those meatless dishes. over 14 percent of your trashy, pea-brained nimrods at our sports coverage it deserves, The Would you believe-hemp! "Ever since that hippie-guy came to worn-out pages to activities sorry excuse for a daily Observer is not the place. Let spnak at ND in the fall we've tried to figurn out how we could other than sports. newspaper don't know how to those looking for real sports usfl hemp in the preparation of food," said Hon Athey, assistant As I leafed through today's write real sports stories? This look elsewhere. director of Food Services. "We figured Lent would be a great paper, I noticed 13 articles on could be the case. time to try out our new meatless hemp-burger. Now that we've WVFI and progressive music, In fact, I tried to write for The Jeff Jotz tried it once, the possibilities are limitless ... " three book reviews and eight Observer once, but they tried to Fisher Hall • It looks like Ricky Watters has fumbled for the last time. While attempting to sign a pro contract with the Chicago Bears, Pasin and Tombar want you at the Student Body Orgy Watters droppnd the pen. "It's Lou Holtz's fault. He never let me writfl my own stuff. He always made the tutors do it," Watters Dear Editor: feel that an organized sex-fest We merely offer this mecca of said at a press conference Monday. His publicity team would be the most logical way potentially kinky fun as a means announced new plans for Watters' future that include being a We would like to take this to address the issue and to to unwind and relax, all at the stunt double on HBO's "First and Ten," a guest appearance on opportunity to invite the entire provide a tension-free meeting expense of Student Government. student body to our final activity "American Gladiators" and an underwear line called ".Just Drop place for males and females. We invite all students to at­ as Student Body President and Therefore, we are holding the tend this extravaganza. Pre­ It!" Vice President, the Student event in the new multi-cultural orgy entertainment will be pro­ Body Orgy, tonight at 8 p.m .. center in the 2nd floor multi­ vided by award-winning lam­ • Notre Dame's new Student Body President .Joseph Blanco We know that our sponsorship mattress room. bada dance team Father Robert announced that the 1991-92 academic year will be "The Year of of an anti-abortion rally earlier Secondly, we realize that Griffin and Ann Pettifer. Hemp." '1\venty percent of next year's budget will be devoted to this year raised some ruckus there has also been concern on Whipped cream, Wesson oil and "investigating how hemp can be more effectively used at Notre among our more liberal both campuses about gays and Hocket Condoms will be pro­ Dame and Saint Mary's," said Blanco. His plans for the year constituents. In light of this, lesbians. While we do not en­ vided free of charge. include weekly love-ins, updating rules in dormitories permitting Student Government has dorse any homosexual organi­ So put on your Sunday best marijuana behind closed doors and the inclusion of hashish planned this soiree to satisfy zation, we offer the Orgy as a and get creative. We will!! brownies in the dining hall's dessert menu. Blanco issued the their demands as well as pro­ much-needed opportunity for press release from his second-floor office in LaFortune Student vide some end-of-the-year fun these students to enlighten and Rob Pasin Center, where the air was said to be "thick with smoke." for everyone. entertain their peers. Student Body · The purpose of the Orgy is Please note that this is in no President • The Identity of "Little Bo Peep," the mysterious costumed two-fold: First, due to much way a recruiting meeting for Fred Tombar concern about male-female and any group nor is is it to be in­ killer who terrorized Saint Mary's on Halloween night, has been Student Body race relations at ND/SMC, we terpreted as a dating service. discovered. 1991-92 Student Body President Maureen Lowry Vice President was launching an early campaign for office and was illustrating her platform on Notre Dame-Saint Mary's relations. "You know what it says in the rhyme," said Lowry, '".Just leave them alone, and they'll come home, wagging their tails behind them.' I didn't SMOKE HEMP.. . mean to frighten anyone." DRINK BEER .. . •1990-91 Student Body President Hob Pasin and Vice President Fred Tombar announced that the remainder of HAVE SAFE SEX .. . Student Government's 1990-91 budget will finance the first annual Student Body Orgy. "We decided that since the liberals on MOM WOULD BE PROUD. campus were mad at us for sending that group to the anti­ abortion rally, we needed to do something to appease them," Pasin told a press conference Monday. "We'd hate to have anyone mad at us." Pasin emphasized that Hocket Condoms will bP liberally used at the orgy, which will be the first event held in the new multi-cultural center.

• Sports Marketing Manager Bill Scholl. responding to the poor turnout at Olympic sporting events by the student body, announced yesterday that in accord with next year being "The Year of Hemp," all students in attendance will receive a free bag of hemp. "It's the only option left open to us," Scholl said. "It's either that or making the games free to the students, and why would we want to do something stupid like that?" ~~w • The Morris Inn has announced that in light of last week's act hen I want to of arson by New Kid on the Block Donnie Wahlberg in a blast off, there's only Kentucky hotel room, the Morris Inn will fireproof each of the 13 rooms the group has reserved for its April concert at Notre one condom I like to Dame. According to an unidentified source at the Morris Inn, "Well, we were worried enough about the influx of elementary­ use ... mine. No other school age females that have been known to follow the group. But after this fire thing, we see a definte reason to be scared." condom guarantees extra protection ... or • The Observer proudly announces its new publishing schedule for the 1991-1992 academic year. It will publish only offers such a variety on Mondays and Fridays during football season, and each issue will be devoted to providing "the finest coverage of the Notre of colors and flavors. Dame football team we can," said editor-in-chief Kelley Tuthill. When you want to use your rocket, keep this THIS IS A JOKE. in your pocket." IT IS ONLY A JOKE. LAUGH. If you left your sense of humor at home over Easter, you have the perverse individuals at The Observer to thank for the content of today's issue. News April Fool's Day page 4 Administration gives SUFR complete autonomy Response to student demands is 'beyond our wildest dreams' says Villegas

By MAL COLMEX "I am looking forward to will begin with Student Body office by allocating him the parking lot. Sports Writer taking Notre Dame into Vice President Fred Tombar's current Office of Minority "Although these residences unchartered territory," said rendition of "I Have a Dream." Affairs. He won't even have to were originally intended for The Administration has Durgans. "Father Malloy will be A picnic will follow, featuring a pack up and move that way," graduate students, we were responded to SUFR's demends a tough act to follow, but I am sidewalk chalk drawing said O'Hara. glad to offer SUFR students the "beyond our wildest dreams," confident that I an ready for the competition. The sound system currently townhouses in exchange for SUFR member Pedro Villegas challenge." Decisions were also installed in Theodore's will be their dorm rooms. We feel it said at a press conference Officials at the Hesburgh announced concerning the use moved to the current Office of was the least we could do," said Monday. Library have already made of Theodore's. Vice President for Student Affairs. which will be GSU president Arsene Balihuta. In a gesture that touched the public their intentions to change Student Affairs Patricia O'Hara converted to a dance club Even Joe Cassidy, Director of entire campus Monday the name of the library to honor confirmed that the former complete with strobe lighting, Student Activities, was eager to afternoon, University President Durgans. In a similar gesture, nightclub will be partitioned Keg-er-ators and a 24-hour jump on the bandwagon. Father Edward A. Malloy the Controller's office has into adminstrative offices so deejay. "We've rebooked all the announced his intentions to offered to expand Durgans' that the Main Building may be "Although," noted O'Hara, activities scheduled for South abdicate in favor of Director of budget and to give him converted to a Multi-Cultural "SUFR students should not be Quad for the remainder of the Minority Student Affairs Ken complete autonomy in the Center. shy about using the sound semester so that SUFR may use Durgans. hiring of a personal masseuse, "We [the administration] feel system. They should feel free to it to host multicultural keg "We want to give the students three valets and a mariachi strongly that we need to make experiment." parties, which all students are of SUFR complete autonomy on band. this sacrifice for the sake of O'Hara also announced that encouraged to attend in the campus. I feel that there is no Durgans' inauguration is promoting true diversity at each SUFR member will be name of cultural visibility aod better man at Notre Dame to scheduled to take place this Notre Dame. We have made assigned one of the new social diversity. Or is it cultural ensure this than Ken Durgans," afternoon, on the steps of the arrangements for President townhouses currently being diversity and social visibility? I Malloy said. Main Building. The ceremony Durgans to have a roomier constructed behind the D2 seem to have forgotten ... ?" Cop: SUDS to 'get tough' Football By BUZZ KILLER "We're tired of Notre Dame team given Sports Writer students running amok through our town," Kernan said. "It's time Members of the St. Joseph to knock some sense into these par~ing lot County Stop Underage Drinking kids. Maybe a few days in the and Sales (SUDS) Task Force held hospital will make them think beh1nd a press conference yesterday twice before drinking illegally." morning to announce new Newly appointed University Dome procedures to be implemented President Kenneth Durgans also immediately. was present, announcing that all By J. OCK SNIFF SUDS spokeman Sgt. James Students United For Respect Observer Football Writer Moon outlined the policy as one (SUFR) members could stop by the In response to recent de­ which will "definitely get those Notre Dame Security office to pick up a special card which would mands made by members of punks over at Notre Dame to stop the football team, Phil Johnson, breaking the law." exempt them from the new policy. assistant director of Security, No longer will SUDS members According to Durgans, the cards has announced that the parking be handing out tickets or carting will be free of charge, with the lot behind the Administration students to jail. Instead, the money to pay for them to come Building will be turned over to officers will be issued billy clubs, from a $10 increase in the the team. stun guns, and rubber bullets, and activities fee on non-SUFR have been authorized "to use students. These cards also are Complaints were voiced by these weapons indiscriminately in good for a 50 percent discount on members of the team who had the ongoing effort to curb drinks. their new Mercedes and other underage alcohol consumption "We just wanted to avoid luxury cars broken into in the and possession." trouble," Moon said. "They were D-6 and D-2 lots. "I'm not going planning a march through to spend $90,000 on a Mercedes only to have it broken downtown if we didn't issue them "Well, since fines and into on campus," said I.M. community service just weren't these cards. Frankly, we're scared Showy, senior. "Plus, those getting the job done, we figured to death of SUFR, and we figured other lots are too far away from the only way to get the message if we gave in on this issue, they'd campus ... not that I'm on across was to beat these kids leave us alone." campus very much anymore." senseless," Moon said. "I mean, Moon brushed off questions my father whipped me all the time concerning the legality of the new Many of the members of the as a child, and look how law­ procedures. football team have used ad­ abiding I turned out." "Who cares? We're tired of vances from pro-contracts to South Bend mayor Joe Kernan Notre Dame students laughing at purchase new things, including also attended the press us during raids, so it's our chance SUDS officer Sgt. James Moon demonstrates for the media the cars. Fearing for their cars' conference, and he approved of to get even," he said. "We 'II see new techniques the task force will employ in future raids. safety in parking lots surround­ who gets the last laugh now." ing campus, members of the the measures. team demanded that an inner­ campus lot be turned over to Gay and Lesbian group recognized by ND/SMC the team by April 1. By HOMO PHOBIA unrecognized group hailed the between Notre Dame students. discriminatory toward gay "These boys are NO's finest," Sports Writer decision, saying, "It's about The group emphasizes that the students, who can't get married said Johnson. "If they want time." dorms are not intended to at all (although we'll see about they're cars given extra protec­ The group known as Gays and tion, well, then, my boys will be "If the administration thinks promote separatism between that later)," said Yore. more than happy to oblige." He Lesbians at Notre Dame and that recognizing us now can heterosexual and homosexual •That the University open the explained that cameras will be Saint Mary's will be undergoing make up for years of students. Heterosexuuals Alumni-Senior Club on Tuesday placed around the lot and a a name change this week. discrimination against us, should feel free to live in the nights so that GLND/SMC may twenty-four-hour guard sta­ Notre Dame's Vice President they've got another thing two dorms also. Yore suggested sponsor social activities there. tioned at its entrance. The lot for Student Affairs Patricia coming," said group leader Zahm and Breen-Phillips at •That all GLND/SMC students will be renamed the "Rockne O'Hara announced Monday that Michael Yore. "We still have a Notre Dame and Regina Hall at be permitted to park next to the Parking Pavilion." "effective immediately," the long way to go." Saint Mary's as possible dorms football players in their new lot group will be officially The group is preparing a list to be converted. behind the administration In addition, phones will be recognized by the University of demands to submit to Hickey •That the University strive to building. placed in the lot so players can and may be renamed "Gays and and Notre Dame President increase the percentage of call their girlfriends and let Lesbians of Notre Dame and Kenneth Durgans. homosexual faculty teaching at "This is not a complete list," them know when they will be Saint Mary's." "If SUFR can get what they Notre .Dame to 10%, Yore assured reporters. Believe home. Lighting, of course, will be bountiful preventing any William Hickey, president of want, so can we," said Yore. commensurate with the number me, there will be more." would-be-attackers from at­ Saint Mary's college, concurred. The demands will include: of students on campus thought "I am happy to meet with tempting to assault any of the "Lesbians on the Saint Mary's •That the administration to be homosexual. these students at a designated athletes.ee campus will be treated with designate one male dorm and •That the University repeal time and place to discuss their Johnson also mentioned that every consideration from now one female dorm as 'Sexual the portion' of du Lac which demands," commented members of Students United for on," he said. Diversity' dormitories, intended forbids students to engage in Durgans. "They have some very Respect (SUFR) will also be Leaders of the previously to promote sexual tolerance premarital sex. "This policy is · valid concerns. allowed to use the Rockne lot. Wednesday, April 3, 1991 . The Observer page 19

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~TUDE •NT ... &OVIIIIIIl I I I ~ l Come See Rob And Fred's Farewell, And Joe And Dave's Hello! I I I I I I w I I I page 20 The Observer Wednesday, April 3, 1991 White Sox to announce Men's track finishes close 2nd; today signing of Bo Jackson O'Connor qualifies for IC4A's SARASOTA, Fla. (AP)- The letting Jackson go, Kansas City Chicago White Sox have called only had to pay him one-sixth of By ROLANDO DE AGUIAR at the tape, won the 100 meters first place, with a throw of a "major" news conference for that total, or about $400,000. Sports Writer at 10.60. Fellow freshman Clint 206-1, while Matt DeAngelis Wednesday morning and ESPN When Jackson was released Johnson clocked in at 11.30 for earned second with a mark of reported the club will announce by the Royals the 28-year-old Despite excellent perfor­ a fifth-place finish. 185-0. the signing of Bo Jackson. outfielder was said to be mances from several Notre High hurdler Lake Dawson, Notre Dame's discus throwers Jackson, a two-sport star, was suffering from two conditions. Dame track athletes, host Rice another Notre Dame freshman, continued the Irish success in released by the Kansas City One is chondrolysis, the beat out the Irish, 73 points to brought the Irish victory as the field, as Oscar McBride, Royals on March 18 when the destruction of cartilage in his 66, at the Meeting of the Minds well. His 14.77 clocking edged Tony Smith, and John Smerek team determined his football­ hip joint. Invitational at Houston, Texas. Rice's Eric Dorn, who was finished in second through related hip injury would not al­ In addition to chondrolysis, The 200-meter race was the timed at 14.78. fourth places, respectively. low him to play this season. Jackson is suffering from avas­ showcase of the meet, as Mike O'Connor set a meet Harvard's Nick Sweeny won the White Sox officials in Sarasota cular necrosis, the partial loss Raghib Ismail made his record with his winning time of discus with an NCAA-qualifying would not confirm the report of blood supply to the head of collegiate outdoor debut. The 14:26.97 at 5,000 meters. The throw of 180-4. late Tuesday night. the femur, the "ball" in the ball­ Notre Dame junior jumped out time qualified him for the IC4A The first three places of the But White Sox owner Jerry and-socket hip joint. to an early lead, but Rice junior outdoor championships. high jump were swept by the Reinsdorf, asked Tuesday The avascular necrosis is Gabriel Luke caught Ismail near Following O'Connor were Pat Irish, as John Cole led the pack afternoon about rumors that probably a consequence of a the 100-meter mark and did not Kerns and Nick Radkewich, with a 6-10 effort. Paul Maloney the team would sign Jackson, hip dislocation and fracture look back, winning the 200- who finished second and fourth, and Todd Herman cleared the said the situation was up to that Jackson sustained in the meter race in 20.79 seconds. respectively. bar at 6-8 and 6-6, respectively. Jackson's agent, Richard game against the Bengals. Willie Clark, a Notre Dame Ryan Cahill took first-place Notre Dame, however, did not Woods. Reinsdorf said that Jackson was MVP of the 1989 freshman, finished second in honors at 1,500 meters, with a fare as well in the other jumps. when Jackson decided which baseball All-Star game and was 20.92, while Ismail faded to time of 3:55.12. J.T. Burke was Pole vaulter Greg Matteo was team he wanted to sign with, selected as a reserve running fourth behind Rice's Keith the nearest Irish runner, in credited with no height in his the deal would be completed back to this seasons NFL's Pro Nunn. Ismail will likely focus on fourth place with a time of event. while no Notre Dame within two hours. Bowl. the 100 meters for the remain­ 3:56.85. triple jumper placed. In the Royals doctors said they do But he injured his hip when he der of the outdoor season. The I ish javelin throwers re­ long jump, Jeff Smith cracked not believe Jackson will be able was tackled from behind on Clark, whose strong finish in peated tneir 1-2 finish of a year the top five for the Irish, with a to play baseball this year, and Jan. 13 in a playoff game the 200 meters threatened Luke ago. Ryan Mihalko again took jump of 23-5. possibly ever again. But Dr. James Andrews, a leading beenagainst on Cincinnati,crutches throughout and had ..------.., orthopedic specialist in the ath­ spring training with the Royals. letic field, examined Jackson and did not rule out a return to The New York Yankees, who pro sports. decided not to claim Jackson CLOTHING CONCEPTS ESPN also reported Tuesday for $1, said they consulted with night that Jackson's hip prob­ six orthopedic specialists and presents lem might not be as bad as reviewed Jackson's medical re­ feared. port before deciding to pass. 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•scorekeepersare needed for the Bookstore • The Cycling Club welcomes anyone who Basketball Tournament. Anyone who is would like to be a part of the "riding team" or inltm~sted should contact Shelley Guilbaut at who would like to try out for the racing team for 21-!3-2549. the fall. All interested students can contact John Puskas at 283-3317 or the Club Secretary, Mike I•AnTostal mud volleyball sing-ups will be Black, at 283-1890. lwld Thursday and Friday April 4th and 5th from 4 to 6 pm in the S.U.B. office. For more information call l.ou at 2H3-2071. Minimum two • The WVFI Sports Trivia contest are tonight wom1~n per lt•am. Entry charge is $5 per team. at 8:00 pm at Bruno's pizza. Come out to support teams from O.C, Morissey, Fisher, and Stanford. •ND/SMC Sailing Club: a reminder to sailing eam members, there will be mandatory practice, Wednnsday and Thursday at 3:00 pm at the •NVA Walkaway Program is beginning once outhouse. again. Enjoy a 30 minute walk beginning at 12:10 in front of Washington Hall. Attention crew members: A very important t •Women's Bookstore Basketball schedules me~Jting will be held Wednesday, April 3 at 7:30 should be picked up this Thursday and Friday in pm in 127 NiiJuwland. Be there. the S.U.B. office at ND and the S.A.B. at SMC.

Christie Flenegen Flanagan Ceraer Totllls Rushes Yerds TD Rush evg continued tram page 28 Rushing 265 1822 14 6.4 yards stay~Jd in Port Arthur to help Att/Com Yerds TO with his family stevedore oper- Pesslng 24172 341 1 ation, but returned to South Rec Yerds TD Bend for the unveiling of the Receiving 7 62 1 Knute Hockne commemorative lnt Yards KO Ret Yards TO PAT AP Photo stamp and the sixtieth reunion Special 3 45 12 278 1 5 Future Hall of Famer Nolan Ryan and his son Reid dueled in a game of the class of 1927. between the Rangers and the University of Texas. It's Ryan vs. Ryan, as legend faces son Reid AUSTIN. Texas lAP) - Texas Rangers' star pitcher Nolan Ryan said his matchup Tuesday night against his 18-year-old son took him into unfamiliar territory. The hoopla surrounding the game also took Reid Ryan into unchartered waters. Several network television cameramen followed him to class around the Texas campus during the past week. The game, at Texas' 5,000- seat Disch-Falk Field, was sold out for months. "This is a different situation than what I've ever been in," Nolan Ryan said. 'Til approach it as any other game when I'm pitching, but when I'm on the bench, I'll be pulling against my teammates." It was the first known official pitching matchup between a major leaguer and his son. The Society of American Baseball Research said there have been 122 cases in major league history in which both a father and son or sons have played in a major league regu­ lar season game. The only father-son combina­ tion to appear in the big leagues at the same time was Ken Griffey Sr. and Jr., both of the Seattle Mariners.

"The last couple of days, it has been hectic," Reid Ryan said. "It hasn't been all that difficult. - I've just had to cut out some of my free time."

Ryan, 44, said his son "has been around the game so he knows how to pitch. He's not as gifted as some, but his know!- .. edge of pitching makes him more effective."

He added that Reid is a much better pitcher than he was when he was 18.

"He's much farther along than I was at this stage as a pitcher," Ryan said. "I was blessed with more ability." -~------~------~------

The Observer Wednesday, April 3, 1991 Duke finally wins national title After nine attempts, Blue Devils capture elusive crown INDIANAPOLIS (AP)- Duke's at this moment, but so are we," In the Kansas locker room, the Brian Davis raised a banner said Kansas coach Roy feeling wasn't so great. The that said it all: "UNLV Williams. "I hope they always Jayhawks missed nine layups, DYNASTY" crossed out by a red remember this season, and how shot only 42 percent from the slash, with "DUKE DESTINY" they came together at the end." field and were outscored 20-4 underneath in royal blue. The Jayhawks were hoping to from the foul line primarily be­ Duke, the team that couldn't repeat the miracle of 1988, cause Duke was more aggres­ win the big one, won the na­ when Danny Manning led an­ sive on offense. tional championship UNLV other underdog Kansas squad "We weren't attacking the couldn't lose. No one, including to the national title. But the basket," said center Mark the seemingly invincible Jayhawks couldn't overcome a Randall, who led Kansas with Runnin' Rebels and upstart determined Duke team, which 18 points and 10 rebounds. "We Kansas, could deny Duke its managed to avoid a letdown were too casual with the ball, destiny after 28 years of Final following its emotional upset of but you have to give Duke Four frustration. UNLV in the semifinals. credit. They played tough de­ In their ninth trip to the Final "In the back of our minds, I fense." Four and fifth to the title game, think some of us thought Williams felt it just wasn't the the Blue Devils (32-7) beat the Saturday's game was the big Jayhawks' night. Jayhawks 72-65 Monday night game. So Coach K had to talk to "I thought we got some very and ended forever this fixation us and bring us in focus," said good shots, but we couldn't put with failure. senior forward Greg Koubek, them down," he said. "That's "It's never been a monkey on who scored all five of his points why Duke is celebrating and my back," said coach Mike in the first 1 1/2 minutes. we're not." Krzyzewski, who has led Duke While the most of the Hurley pumped up the Blue to the Final Four in five of the postgame focus was on Devils with sensational alley­ last six seasons. "I'm just happy Krzyzewski, Laettner and oop passes that led to rim­ for my team. Did you see their Hurley, they shared the spot­ rattling dunks by Grant Hill and faces?" light with Bill McCaffrey. The Brian Davis. Hill's off-balance, Two of the biggest smiles be­ sophomore guard scored 16 one-handed jam capped a longed to Duke's dynamic duo, points off the bench, hitting 6- game-opening 7-1 run. The center Christian Laettner and of-8 from the field, including 2- Davis dunk gave Duke a 53-43 AP photo guard Bobby Hurley. for-3 from 3-point range. lead with about 14 minutes left Defenseman Chris Chelios heads the league leading Blackhawks into Laettner scored 18 points, in­ After Kansas cut Duke's eight­ in the game, and seemed to the playoffs. cluding a championship game­ point halftime lead to 44-40 take the air out of a Kansas record 12-for-12 from the foul early in the second half, comeback. line, and grabbed 10 rebounds McCaffrey hit a 15-foot jumper, "Coach called that one in the NHL playoffs set to begin; to lead the Blue Devils' inside a 3-pointer and a layup during huddle," said Hurley, who attack. Hurley ran the slickest a 17-7 run that gave the Blue played every minute in both floor show this side of Las Devils a 61-47 lead, their Final Four games. "He said if Caps not afraid of Rangers Vegas, getting nine assists and biggest margin of the game. they changed defenses it would 12 points, while committing "This is something you dream be there. It was a good call by (AP)- For a team that doesn't Nicholls said. "Missing one only three turnovers against about," McCaffrey said. "It's a Coach. have a player with 25 goals or forward is better than missing Kansas' pressure defense. great feeling." "It was about time." 75 points, the Washington half your defense." "Our two keys guys through­ Capitals have a lot of Kisio has been troubled with out ·the year - Christian and WE'RE FIGHTING FOR confidence as they enter the an injured hip flexor. Last year, Bobby - came through again 'lOUR UFE playoffs. the Rangers were missing half tonight," Krzyzewski said. But the Caps have reason to of their six regular defensemen, Laettner was the tournament's American Heart ft be upbeat as they prepare to including All-Star Brian Leetch. most outstanding player and Association V' visit Madison Square Garden to The Caps will be without Soviet joined Hurley on the all­ meet the New York Rangers in defenseman Mikhail Tatarinov, tournament team. one of Wednesday night's four who tore his left hamstring 'Tm happy about it, but I'm playoff openers. While the against New Jersey on happier about other things," Her name is Mary, Rangers fell apart, dropping out Saturday. Laettner said. ''I'm happy about of first place wih a 2-9-1 Pittsburgh, which passed the winning the national her birthday was season-ending slide, the Rangers in the final weeks of championship and about giving Capitals went 9-4-2 in their fi­ the season, has its own injury a really big trophy to Coach K on Easter Sunday, nal 15 games to climb from fifth problems. The Penguins' top that he can carry home to and she reads to third. scorer, Mark Recchi, did not Duke. I'm also happy for our "With the amount of adversity practice Monday. He sprained other coaches and our fans ... the Bible daily ... we faced this year - with all his right knee when kneed by because we're in it for the all the Dominican the ups and downs - we're Philadelphia's Mark Pederson team, not just personal peaking at the right time," said on Saturday. The Penguins say honors." sisters are so defenseman Kevin Hatcher, they expect Recchi to play, but The loss ended a remarkable Washington's top scorer with 24 defenseman Grant Jennings run by Kansas (27-8). which proud of her! goals and 74 points. "For once, won't - he's out after separat­ knocked off Indiana, Arkansas we've put together 10, 15 solid ing his left shoulder Sunday and North Carolina during a games." night against the. Rangers. 10-day span to reach the In the other Patrick Division The Devils, who lost all four championship game. May the Lord be with you, Mary opener Wednesday night, first­ regular-season visits to "I'm sure Duke is very proud place Pittsburgh hosts New Pittsburgh but won three times Happy Birthday, MRRY McNeill! Jersey. In the Adams Division, at the Meadowlands, feel they it's Boston at Hartford and can beat the Penguins despite a Buffalo at Montreal. season-long struggle on the The other four series begin road. Thursday. In the Norris "If we play them the way we Division, it's Minnesota at did the last time they were Chicago and Detroit at St. Louis, here, l feel very strongly that while in the Smythe Division, we can beat them," coach Tom Vancouver visits Los Angeles McVie said. and Edmonton travels to Boston finished the season Take an active role in the Calgary. with 100 points, 27 more than A month ago, the Rangers fourth-place Hartford. The events of our class. looked like a cinch for their Bruins went 5-0-1 against the second straight Patrick Division Whalers after losing their first title. But that was before they two meetings. pplications are now available for positions ' - stumbled. The Whalers were 3-11-5 in ' "It's tough (to judge the their final 19 games, but gen­ n Junior Class government: ' - Rangers)," Washington de­ eral manager Ed Johnston I fenseman Rod Langway said. hopes a change in chemistry "We haven't seen them for a will reverse last year's seven­ while. But when you start the game loss to the Bruins. orm representative St. Hedwig's Commissioner playoffs, you start from "We were never able to get by ff·Campus representatrive Service Commissioner scratch." the first round with the same The last meeting between the people we had year in and year oreign Studies Liaison Fund-raising Commissioner ... teams was Feb. 27, when they out," Johnston said. "We've in­ ocial Commissioner played to a 4-4 tie at New York. jected new blood here and Publicity Commissioner The Rangers won the season hopefully changed our chem­ iturgical Commissioner series 4-2-1. istry." However, the Capitals beat a banged-up Rangers team in last Buffalo coach Rick Dudley, for year's Patrick Division final. one, will be pulling for the ick-up applications/information at 213 LaFortune The Rangers feel they're Whalers. Applications due: Friday, April 5th healthier this time and that "Both us and the Whalers are should make a difference. huge underdogs, but huge un­ f you have any questions, please feel free to cal "We will only miss Kelly derdogs have won before," he (Kisio)," Rangers center Bernie said. ave X1962 Andrea X1323 X4797 Jennie X2798 ------~-- -~------~------·-

Wednesday, April 3, 1991 The Observer page 23 Men's soccer begins spring scrimmages with Spartans -

By GREG WACH the Irish, as they enter Coach incoming freshmen provides this spring. Mike Palmer is his state. Sports Writer Mike Berticelli's second year at substantial optimism for next seeing increased playing time at The Irish soccer players feel Notre Dame, hope to improve year. outside midfielder and should that the team unity has been When the Notre Dame men's dramatically on that record. Next season's captains will be contribute in the fall. Matt Fitz strengthened this spring, and soccer team scrimmages the Berticelli attributed some of the seniors-to-be Brett Hofmann is performing well at that this bodes well for next fall. Michigan State squad today at past season's results simply to and Kenyon Meyer. Hofmann, a goalkeeper, and Mike They express confidence in 5:30 on Alumni Field, the Irish bad luck, and said that' the los­ defender, was the 1990-91 Fitzpatrick is excelling at the Coach Berticelli and confidence will continue their spring self­ ing record was and wiJI be team's MVP. He'll be rejoined midfield position. that they can improve on their assessment and their prepara­ "uncharacteristic" for the Irish. on defense by Pat Sullivan, an Notre Dame's incoming last season. tion for next fall's campaign. The spring session serves as All-Midwestern Collegiate freshman class is strong, with Within the MCC they will en­ This spring's session is tenta· an opportunity for the team to Conference (MCC) Newcomer Parade All-Americans at the counter Evansville, which was lively scheduled to end on the assess its new personality selection, and Mario Tricoci. midfield position (Jason Fox of ranked #1 nationally for much weekend of April 19-20 with a without the graduating seniors At midfielder the Irish return Avon High School in Avon, of the 1990 season, and St. tournament at Bowling Green and with several co-captain Meyer, Mitch Kern, Connecticut) and at goalkeeper Louis, which was consistently University. Thus far this spring underclassmen assuming Brendan Dillman, and Bobby (Bert Bader of W.T. White High ranked in the top tnn. the Irish have gone 2-0-1, increased roles. Allong. At forward Irish stand­ School in Dallas, Texas). Evansville remains powerful recording 1-0 wins over The Irish losses are substan­ out Kevin Pendergast will be despite the loss of several se­ Marquette and Oakland tial. as they graduate co-cap­ rejoined by Brendan Murphy. The class of 1995 also in­ niors this spring, and St. Louis (Michigan) and a 3-3 tie with tains Danny Stebbins and Paul Returning goalkeeper Peter cludes Gene Joseph, who was appears to have a very strong Loyola (Illinois). Marquette LaVigne, as well as mainstays Gulli will be challenged by sev­ the 1987 Georgia Player of the team for the 1991 season. had defeated Notre Dame 4-0 Steve LaVigne and Tom eral younger players at that Year, Chris Dean, the Player of The Notre Dame team, how­ during the regular season. Connaghan. However, a combi­ position. the Year last year in Texas, and ever, seems to be coming to­ The 1990-91 team had a dis­ nation of experienced under­ Several underclassmen are Keith Carlson of Houston, gether, and the Irish are poised appointing 4-11-3 season. and classmen and highly regarded gaining valuable game exposure touted as the best forward in to surprise next fall.

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By MARK McGRATH The next stop was Evansville, where the Irish Sports Writer shut out the Aces twice, 7-0 and 5-0. distance duo .of Lisa Gorski The first game with the Cardinals went into and Diana Bradley, both of The Notre Dame softball team went on the road extra innings. The Irish pulled out the victory whom recorded personal for Easter break, winning three of four games to when Debbie Boulac singled in the game-winning in the 1.500 meter run. up its overall record to 14-13. run. The hit scored Christy Connoyer and Rachel · ····••··· .•.•.·.Gorski, a sophomore, The Irish split games with Ball State Thursday, Crossen. Meanwhile, Staci Alford pitched a placed sixth overall with a winning the first 5-3 and losing the second 3-0. complete game to improve her record to 5-2. time of 4:46 while Bradley followed close behind in 4:47. In the second game, Ball State was able to The Irish were also well neutralize the Irish offense when Karen Oliver >c• represented in the sprints as threw a three-hitter. Missv Linn took the loss to the 4x100 relay team finished drop her record to 5-8, d~spite giving up six hits sixth against highly touted and only one earned 'run. Ball State scored two teams from the University of runs in the second inning and one in the sixth. Texas and Houston The Irish then travelled to face MCC rival University. Evansville for a doubleheader in which they dominated both games, moving their conference m;ti In the field events. Kar:en record to 6-0. · u Jlarris''qualified for the shot Alford (6-2) earned her fifth consecutive win A,_ .... _..... put finals en route to an im- while surrendering four hits and striking out ··· < , pressive sixth place perfor­ three. Notre Dame managed six hits in the win. . ·· ·<.,:. mance. •vr:

····~:E··· The final game of the trip provided some "'Notre Dame will l()Qk to drama. Linn threw a complete game no-hit upon its opening season1 shutout for the Irish, recording her sixth win this weekend as the ·· against eight losses in the process. She also has returns home to face won four of her last five games. .,John's , Drake, and··:·. Western Michigan. In pitching the no-hitter, Linn faced the minimum number of batters (21). Only one batter reached base-a leadoff walk to start the game. THE THOMAS J. WHITE CENTER Photo courtesy of SportS lnforma~on The Irish are streaking just in time for the Irish pitcher Missy Linn pitched a no-hitter against prestigious Southern Invitational which will take THE WOMEN'S LEGAL FORUM Evansville on Saturday. place this Friday and Saturday. THE YEAR OF WOMEN

Villanova PRESENT continued from page 28 A LECTURE Dave Barnard. "This game was a letdown for us overall. We're BY not going to be able to have FROM MARCH 27th games like this if we're going to have a successful season." TO APRIL 1Oth Irish sophomore Brian Mayglothing scored two of his THE GORCH GAMES PROFESSOR CASS SUNSTEIN three goals within 30 seconds UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO of each other, dropping the Villanova lead to 12-6. ROOM WILL BE SCHOOL OF LAW Irish sophomore Pat Finn re­ placed starter Chris Parent in GIVING AWAY A goal during the fourth quarter, putting on respectable perfor­ DESIGNATED GAME ON mance in relief for the second consecutive game. Despite TO THE HIGHEST outscoring Villanova 3-2 in the "ABORTION, PORNOGRAPHY AND final quarter, the Irish could SCORE ON THAT only cut the lead to five at 13-8 SURROGACY ARRANGEMENTS" after a goal by senior mid­ fielder John Capano, who GAME. VISIT THE snagged seven ground balls for Notre Dame. GORCH FOR "We had to watch Sullivan 12:00 NOON and do a real good job on him," MORE DETAILS said Villanova coach Randy Marks. "We put our longsticks [AND, NO, THE GAME ROOM 220 - LAW SCHOOL on a couple their middies-Capano and COURTROOM Mayglothing-to keep their IS NOT RAMPART.] offensive threat to a minimum." WEDNESDAY, APRIL 3 After winning eight of 12 face-offs in the first half, the Irish took a dive in the third quarter, as Villanova took the offensive nod eight times on ten face-otis. Store Your Stuff ! "We're getting killed on face­ otis for the most part this year," (for· the summer) said Corrigan. "It's a big problem for us, and it really ~~M. ·s hurts in a game like this be­ March & April FREE! or at the IDI torage cause we were playing a lot of defense anyway. It's something $10 OFF Your May ---1 we need to work on." Rent*~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~--:-,r-D.,...,elllliiilp_o_t..,.. *Present valid Notre Dame I.D. for discount !Notre Dame I The Irish had 32 shots on Rent a 5x10 or smaller . goal, compared to 49 for Rent for 4 months (5/1 to 8/31) I I D D Villanova. u.s. While Notre Dame's perfor­ 33 'tl mance Saturday was one quar­ ter away from one of the team's best games of the season, the Mini Irish hope to put together a Storage complete game on Saturday at m Depot Denison College. ....---'--'---..____------:-'South .---:- ID ; Bend ~:;;..:.;;:;;.;.....;;~...., McKinley Bwy. "We've played well in ...___. n 1 bunches and we've played I on poorly in bunches this year," said Corrigan. "We're not McKinley - going to play a perfect game, but we've got to get to the point where we don't let our Call 259-

SAN FHANCISCO (AP)- Plan to be closer to his hometown of and fill these voids, but there both rushing and receiving in a back Mike Tomczak to Green B free agency is doing to the Hokendauqua, Pa. are still some very good players single season. He led the 49ers Bay, one of 13 Plan B players to San Franciseo 49ers what so San Francisco coach George here," he said. "I would not like in rushing from 1985-89, sign with the Packers. many other teams could not, Seifert called the losses of the to look at it as rebuilding. breaking the 1 ,000-yard mark Kansas City signed seven play­ breaking up major parts of the three significant, but resisted Rebuilding is something you three times. ers, including running back player ensemble formed during the notion the 49ers faced a should do continuously, He missed five games with a Troy Stradford from Miami, a decade of success. major rebuilding this season. although this was more of a knee injury last season and linebacker Hicky Shaw from Sure, Joe Montana is still significant hit than you nor­ rushed for only 439 yards in Philadelphia and tight end Pete around to run the offense that "I don't think we're going to mally take." 141 attempts and caught only Holohan from the Los Angeles helped the 49ers reach the enter the season with any dif­ Before this year, the 49ers had 25 passes, all career lows. Rams. playoffs in each of the past ferent expectations," said not lost a starter to Plan B free Lott, who went to the Pro Bowl eight seasons, including four Seifert, who has guided the agency. Tight end Ron Heller, nine times, is the 49ers all-time Miami signed running back Sup!lr Bowl wins. lie can still team to a Super Bowl win and safety Greg Cox and receiver interception leader, while Millen Don Smith, who scored Buffalo's throw to Jerry Hice and John an NFC championship game Terry Greer, all reserves, left was one of the club's best run­ only touchdown in the Super Taylor. appearance in the two seasons over the past three years via stoppers. Bowl, and linebackers Louis But he lost a key member of since succeeding Bill Walsh. Plan B, although Cox wound up Meanwhile, the Super Bowl Cooper from Kansas City and his supporting cast when run­ The club, though, also is antic­ re-signing with San Francisco champion New York Giants lost Ned Bolcar from Seattle. ning back Hoger Craig, left un­ ipating the retirement or de­ last season. four Plan B players, all of them Running back Jamie Morris protected, bolted to the Los parture of linebacker Keena Seifert said he expected Lott, reserves. Running back Lee and safety Felix Wright were Angeles Haiders as a Plan B Turner, cornerback Eric Wright Craig and Millen to have pro­ Rouson and kicker Matt Stover among nine players signed by free agnnt. Craig signnd a two­ and wide receiver Mike Wilson, ductive years this season, but both signed with Cleveland, Minnesota. Wright led the NFL yMr deal Monday night, shortly who with Lott and Montana without being specific said the wide receiver Troy Kyles went with nine interceptions in 1989. before expiration of the Plan B were the five 49ers to play on team had its reasons for leaving to San Diego, and safety David San Diego signed eight play­ signing deadline. all four of San Francisco's them unprotected. Whitmore was signed by San ers, including quarterback Bob lie rnjoins former 49nrs de­ Super Bowl teams. Their ages were an obvious Francisco. Starters like Super Gagliano from Detroit and fensive star Bonnie Lott, a 10- consideration - Craig is 30, Bowl MVP Ottis Anderson and guard Mark May from year veteran who was left un­ The 49ers, meanwhile, signed Lott will be 32 on May 8 and tight end Mark Bavaro were Washington. protected despite another Pro eight Plan B free agents, the Millen is 33. passed up because of age or in­ Bowl season in 1990. Lott most since the implementation "It looks to me like the 49ers jury. Houston signed seven players, signed with the Haiders a week of the plan three years ago. In are a team in a transition," The New York Jets signed five including defensive lineman ago. each of the previous two sea­ Craig's agent, Jim Steiner, said. players, including defensive Robert Banks and wide receiver Thn San Francisco defense lost sons, the 49ers had signed six. "It was in Roger's best interests linemen John Bosa from Miami Cedrick Jones. Banks was a second starter Monday, when Seifert termed the roster to move on." and Bill Pickel from the drafted by the Oilers in 1987 linebacker Malt Millen signed changes "a natural process." Craig is the only player in NFL Raiders. before going to Cleveland as a with thn Washington Hedskins "We have to look to the future history to top 1,000 yards in Chicago lost backup quarter- Plan B signee in 1988. Women continued from page 28 "I though the girl Kim played (Leone) was the best player for Michigan State," said Irish coach Jay Louderback. "Everyone played strong singles matches, but Kim had the toughest. The fifth-singles player for State was definitely their strongest girl."

Closing out the singles matches, Kristy Doran beat Molly West 6-1, 6-4 at sixth singles, and at the seventh slot Catherine McGinley dropped Dana Applegate by a 6-2, 6-2 score. The doubles matches proved to be much tougher for the Irish, but Louderback felt that the intensity was lacking since the match had already been won. At first doubles, Ann Bradshaw and Tholen pulled out a stirring 6-3, 2-6, 7-6 (7-2) victory over Poffenberger and McDonough. The duo of Eniko Bende and Pacella chalked up a 7-6 (8-6), 6-3 win at second doubles over the Spartan tandem of West and Hurrelbrink. Finally, at the third spot, Doran and Vitale scored the ninth Irish point with a win over Hilbert and Leone. The Irish team led 6-2, 4-6, 4-3 before the State team . defaulted, giving ND the point.

Said Pacella, reflecting on her last home match, "It was like any other match, but in the back of my head I was thinking that I'll never be playing here again. Seeing how far this .... team has come, it made me proud to be playing at all. I was very glad to have these Also from Jamaica, also Jammln' four years and wouldn't trade them for anything."

The Irish dropped from 21st to 23rd in the latest Volvo col­ ... legiate poll. Also, the first doubles team of Barton and Faustmann fell from 9th to 15th. With five matches re­ maining, four of which are against teams either ranked or Ticket Prices ND/SMC Students: $10.00 - Public: $14.00 also receiving votes in the latest poll, the Irish will need a strong TICKETS ON SALE TODAY/- . AT THESE LOCATIONS: / finish against this tough com­ ~ LaFortune Box Office St. Mary's O'Laughlin c•-- Track's Records TIC~'itv.lSTGA------=-====- --~ <;... . petition to have a shot at the (at Information Desk) Auditorium Box Office <---t.-.~-t--- 1931 Edison Road twenty-team field of the NCAA tournament. I I The Observer - Vikings kicker lgwebuike indicted on drug charges

TAMPA, Fla. (AP)- Donald of him, used him and are still Igwebuike's trademark smile using him." has endeared him to NFL fans Foster said evidence, who know him as "Iggy," but including taped telephone prosecutors said Tuesday they conversations between will reveal another side of the Igwebuike and Ofedu, will show Minnesota Vikings kicker dur­ the football player figured to ing his drug smuggling trial. make a $65,000 profit on the "We're going to tell you the half-pound of heroin that story of Stone Igwebuike, not Ibekwe was caught trying to Iggy," Assistant U.S. Attorney smuggle into Orlando Todd Foster said during open­ International Airport. ing statements, alluding to a lbekwe, who swallowed 33 nickname they said the football thumb-sized pellets of heroin player is known by in his native before boarding a flight from Nigeria. Lagos, Nigeria, was traveling Igwebuike, 32, is accused of on a ticket purchased by financing an attempt to bring Igwebuike and also told U.S. $1 million worth of heroin into Customs agents that the place­ Florida from Nigeria last kicker gave him $7,000 to take October. Two other men - to Igwebuike's parents in _ AP Photo Ibezim Ofedu, 27, and Nigeria. Min~es.ota Viki~gs kicker £?onald lgwebuike headed into a Tampa Federal Courthouse, facing charges of herom 1mportat1on. If convicted, he could be sentenced up to120 years in prison. Maduwuba Ibekwe, 32,- have pleaded guilty to charges con­ The defense maintains that of Ibekwe, who pleaded guilty Ibekwe tried to deliver was to "Stone" is Igwebuike and drugs tained in a Nov. 9 indictment, Igwebuike is a generous person to importation of heroin and be taken to New York and sold are being discussed. leaving Igwebuike to stand trial "almost to a fault" who pur­ will be sentenced July 3, as for Igwebuike. "The tapes aren't cryptic," alone. chased lbekwe's ticket for well as the government's Foster said. "It's just drug talk." "You're going to learn about a $2,001 as a loan because follow-up investigation that led The taped telephone conversa­ man who over his lifetime has Ibekwe told him he needed to to the arrest of Ofedu. tions introduced as evidence Winkles said the tapes will befriended anyone who asks travel because of a death in the are conducted in both English prove nothing. He said Ofedu anything of him," countered de­ family. "Unbeknownst to Ofedu, who pleaded guilty last and Igbo, the native language cooperated with the govern­ fense attorney Frank Winkles. Donald, there was no death," month to conspiring with of eastern Nigeria. Although ment to try to "save his very "He sits in this courtroom be­ Winkles said. Igwebuike, is the prosecution's there are no specific references soul," and that he talks in cir­ cause he befriended two Much of the testimony key witness. He said in his plea to heroin on the tapes, prosecu­ cles on the tapes, trying to trap Nigerians who took advantage Tuesday focused on the arrest agreement that the heroin tors say a man referred to as Igwebuike. Baseball team loses three at Oscar-Mayer Classic By RENE FERRAN faced-12 teams ranked in the knocking Leahy out of the box. didn't pitch badly, but he hasn't and Coss hit consecutive sin­ Associate Sports Editor Top 20-and that all of its Reliever Alan Walania was been throwing like he can as of gles, and Bautch put down the games have been on the road. greeted rudely by Stanford in late. Dave started slowly last sacrifice. But when pitcher Tim Despite three losses at last ''I'm very encouraged, but the the fourth, as back-to-hack hits year too. He wants to do well so Lindsay threw the ball away, weekend's Oscar Mayer Classic road does get to you after a leading off the inning set up badly that sometimes he's his Mee scored and Coss moved to in Minneapolis, Irish head while," Murphy said. "When another Cardinal ruri to tie the own worst enemy." third. He eventually came home baseball coach Pat Murphy re­ you play so many games on the game at three. Saturday's encounter with the on Greg Layson's ground-out. tains his vast reserve of opti­ road, it's hard to get in synch. I Stanford exploded in the Golden Gophers was almost a mism about his team. don't think we'll hit our cruising eighth. With two outs, sopho­ carbon copy of Friday. Notre The rally died when with run­ "We've been a little snakebit point, our peak, for some time, more Dave Sinnes relieved Dame opened a 5-2 lead in the ners at the corners and two the last couple of weekends, but but when we do, I think we're Walania with a runner at sec­ sixth inning when Eric outs, Danapilis hit a hard line we're a little road weary," going to be all right." ond. A walk, three hits-includ­ Danapilis singled, moved to drive which was snagged by Murphy said. "But the one thing Notre Dame started strong in ing a bloop double lost in the third on Mee's bloop single, and Bruin right fielder David that's encouraging is that we've Friday's game with Stanford. In Metrodome roof-and four runs scored on Matt Haas' double to Tokheim. played with the best, at times the seconsJ- inning, Corey Mee later, Sinnes got the tliird out. left-center. we've beaten the best, and we reached first on a fielder's "Against a team like Stanford, "The way we played against know where we stand. choice and eventually scored on you have to play all nine After Ed Hartwell walked, Joe UCLA was the most encourag­ "If we're not (considered) one Dan Bautch's double to left. innings, and we (only) played Binkiewicz singled home Mee ing thing (about the weekend)," of the best teams in the country, Bautch came home on a eight," Murphy said. "You have and Haas. Hartwell scored on a Murphy said. "While UCLA has I'd be very surprised." Cardinal error, and it was to give (Stanford) credit too, safety squeeze by Bautch. probably the most talented However, the three losses to quickly 2-0. because they executed when team I've seen all year, we fourth-ranked Stanford (7 -3), Frank Jacobs hit a two-out they had to." But once again, the bullpen didn't quit, and we had a lot of Minnesota (9-5) and UCLA (6-3) homer into the upper deck in Normally a starter, Murphy failed to preserve the lead, as things go against us." have to be considered minor right the next inning to up the does not believe using Sinnes in Minnesota erupted for seven setbacks. Notre Dame now has lead to 3-0. This home run gives a different rolfi affected his runs in the eighth inning. Three The Irish long road streak lost four straight games-its Jacobs 25 in his career, three performance against Stanford. Irish pitchers tried to stem the comes to an end this weekend longest streak since the 1988 short of the all-time mark of 28 "He's relieved before ... I tide-Tony Livorsi took the with back-to-hack doublehead­ season. held by Dan Peltier and Tim thought it was a situation where loss-but to no avail. ers at Evansville followed by a But the Irish still has a very Hutson. he could come in and get a kid Tuesday matchup at respectable 13-10 record, espe­ But the Cardinal rallied off out who struggles with a Against UCLA on Sunday, Northwestern. cially when considering the starter Pat Leahy in their half of breaking pitch, and Sinnes has Notre Dame fell behind 5-1 be­ level of competition it has the third, scoring two runs and a very good one," he said. "He fore rallying in the eighth. Mee Men Crew heads to San Diego fresh from strong showing in Texas continued from page 28 By JIM VOGL you are, the better you per­ Spectators will get a chance members must share in the fi­ Sports Writer form," explains Richards. to see the crew team in action nancing of a sport whose qual­ "I give our guys a lot of credit, The ND Crew team had an at the ND Crew Classic, taking ity equipment is expensive but though, they've had no let impressive showing at the Heart place on the St. Joseph River in essential. The overall team ex­ downs." The Notre Dame Crew team's of Texas regatta in Austin over Mishawaka on Saturday, April penses for the season will The Irish met the Michigan rigorous two-a-day workout spring break. First place 13. Teams attending the race amount to about $80,000. State team without top players schedule over Easter Break ex­ finishes included Women's include Michigan, Indiana, Nearly two thirds of the funding Dave DiLucia and Andy emplifies the strong character Novice 8, Men's Light 8, and Pittsburgh, Loyola and Grand is student generated. Zurcher. DiLucia was suffering required of its members. Men's Light 4. The light four, Valley. from some back pain, and As a club sport at Notre consisting of Bart Richards, Perhaps the most significant Zurcher was recovering from a Dame, the crew team must ex­ Dave Reeder, Bob Gregory, and The ultimate focus for ND contribution comes from indi­ sprained ankle. Without the hibit extreme dedication and Mike Bertin, hopes to compete Crew every season is the vidual Crew members, who two starters, the Irish did not commitment to be competitive in the non-Ivy League national Midwest Sprints in Madison, each pay about $600 a year for falter and swept the singles with other Varsity programs championship-the Dad WI. While the Men's Light 8 the opportunity to row. matches from the Spartans. which they are forced to row Vail-May 9 in Philadelphia. hopes to win its division for the Biannual erg-a-thons and rent­ The Irish again only took one against. The Men's Novice 8 took third straight year, the heavy­ a-rower programs, in addition doubles match, but played ex­ Rowing first requires team second and Women's Open 4, weights must set their goals to t-shirt sales at races, account ceptionally well all things con­ unity; as President Bart Women's Light 4, .and Men's realistically lower. for about $14,000. sidered. The Irish face Duke Richards puts it, "Even in an 8- Open 4 all placed third. "Wisconsin, last year's na­ and nationally ranked West , man shell, your boat is only as Thanks to a grant from the tional champions, boasts a pro­ The Club's Board Members Virginia this weekend. r fast as your slowest rower." As San Diego Crew Classic, Notre fessional coaching staff and a work hard to secure funding the time consuming and Dame will be sending a men's big budget that a Club team just through other venues, such as "To play this well when you grueling workouts wear on, the boat to represent the team in can't compete with," said contributions from the Alumni leave two starters out says dedicated rowers (currently 77) San Diego against the best Richards. Association, Student Activities, something about our team," begin to separate from those crews in California. The team, "The biggest rush comes from and Non-Varsity Athletics. said Bayliss. "We've only had l who "come out just to get in hoping to improve on a poor beating a varsity program, like one team beat us in singles, shape" (167 early in the fall). performance last year, will race we did last year against teams "A lot of responsibility is Arizona State, and we've been "Crew creates an attitude that on April 7. Parts of the contest like Cornell and Pitt," said Dave placed on students, to know in every match we've played. I makes you push yourself to do will be televised later on Reeder. you're in charge of $140,000 in think we're playing at the level the best. The more dedicated Superstation WTBS. To remain competitive, club _assets," said Richards. I expected." Wednesday, April 3, 1991 The Observer page 27

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The Notre Dame men's tennis team continued their In the final home match of the season, the Notre winning ways, beating Minnesota and Michigan State Dame women's tennis team dominated Michigan State this weekend. The Irish used strong singles to cap off an impressive home slate in which they performances to better their record to 14-9. posted a 9-1 record at the Eck Tennis Pavilion. The Irish first faced the 22nd-ranked Minnesota The Irish, in winning their fi(th match in a row. Gophers in the Eck Tennis Pavilion.The top four Irish defeated the Spartans 9-1 in a match in which seven singles players won easily; three of the four won in singles were played instead of the usual six. Melissa straight sets. Harris, who moved from 44th to 42nd in the current "Our two, three, and four men played as well as singles poll, cruised to a 6-0, 6-1 victory at first singles they have all year," said coach Bob Bayliss. "We just over Alex Hilbert. Tracy Barton, the Irish's regular took it to them." · number-one singles player, was given the day off. The Gophers fought back, however, taking the five. Barton dropped to 35th in the latest poll. and six matches by close margins, and winning the top At second singles, Christy Faustmann, continuing her two doubles matches. The number three team of Mark! strong comeback from mono, which sidelined her for Schmidt and Ryan Wenger took their doubles match to much of the season, won a close three-set match give the Irish the victory. against Kelly McDonough. After splitting the first two "Mark played really well," explained Bayliss, "and sets 5-7, 7-5, Faustmann dominated the final set, Wenger cut off the balls at the net." serving up a 6-0 shutout. Minnesota was the 15th of 22 matches that have Lisa Tholen defeated Michele Hurrelbrink 6-4, 6-1 at been against top 25 opponents. The Irish have played third singles, and Terri Vitale followed with a 6-2, 6-2 against nine teams in the top ten. There have been no triumph over Molly Poffenberger at the fourth slot. · easy matches for the Irish all year. Senior captain Kim Pacella, playing in her last home "We've taken some lumps, because there have been match, dropped a tight 0-6, 6-2, 6-0 contest at fifth no confidence builders on our schedule," noted Bayliss. The Observer/John Clwer singles to Alicia Leone. Sophomore Mark Schmidt returns serve in his doubles see MEN/page 26 match against Minnesota this weekend. see WOMEN/page 25 !! Poor third quarter performance dooms Irish in 15-9 home loss to Villanova

By DAVE MCMAHON mark of the second quarter. didn't control the ball enough, Associate Sports Editor Sullivan added another goal to though, and I think we got tired tie the game after completing defensively because we played The Notre Dame lacrosse an offensive play that involved so much defense 'in the second team played the type of game it key passes from Irish quarter." wanted to in three quarters of defensemen Doug Murray and As has been the case on a few their Saturday matchup against Chris Nelson, along with a final occasions for the Irish this sea­ Villanova. assist from freshman Steve son, ~was a game of inconsis­ The Wildcats, however, took Manley. tency, with formidable first half advantage of a worn-down Irish The final minutes of the half play followed by suspect offen­ defense in the third quarter and saw Villanova go on a tear, sive performance. Besides erupted for six goals in cruising scoring two goals at the end of wearing down physically, the to a 15-9 win. half before nailing six straight Irish defense began to feel the The Irish (3-4) jumped to a 2- to start the third quarter. effects psychologically. 0 lead in the opening quarter, Freshman midfielder Rick "When we had the opportuni­ as juniors Brian Schirf and Bontatibus tallied three goals in ties on offense to score and Mike Sullivan scored before the that span, which amounted to a then lose the ball after only a halfway point of the period. 12-4 lead with 4:41 left in the few passes, it becomes frustrat­ Villanova (3-3) then scored four third. ing both mentally and physi­ "I was pretty pleased with the cally," said senior defense man The Observer/John Clwer straight before Schirf cut the Wildcat Ie.ad to 4-3 with an first half," said Notre Dame The ~~.ns la?rosse team could not hold off a second half charge from see VILLANOVA/page 24 the VISiting Villanova Wildcats, losing 15-9. unassisted goal at the 6:45 coach Kevin Corrigan. "We Flanagan was true All-American Former Irish running back replaced one of Horsemen By DAVE DIETEMAN "He was a stellar performer kickoff return for a touch­ Sports Editor for three solid years," said down-the only return for a Steve Boda, Notre Dame foot­ score in his career. ~ Tales of Knute Rockne, ball records and statistics his­ That same season, the mighty ··...... torian. "Year after year, Texan scored the only touch­ . George Gipp, the Four Horsemen and Notre Dame Christie was the bulwark of the down in a storied 7-0 Notre football, it is safe to say, will Irish offense." Dame win over powerful Army never die. Flanagan was in the news as in Yankee Stadium. The play-a The same cannot be said of recently as 1988, when the Port third quarter, 63 yard run up the men who played the game. Arthur News featured him in a the right side-was, in the This mundane fact was com- preview of the Notre Dame­ sports jargon of the day, "a memorated on March Miami game. In the story, perfect play." 31-Easter Sunday-the Flanagan recounted his playing For his exploits, Flanagan sixtieth anniversary of Knute days under the legendary was named a first-team All­ Rockne's tragic death in a Rockne. American in 1927 by the United plane crash. It was more In one practice, Flanagan, Press (predecessor of the UPI) painfully driven home just days who had irked Rockne by as well as a Newspaper earlier by the death and burial asking for larger shoes, was Enterprise Association All­ of all'other Fighting Irish designated as a tackling American. He was a second­ great-Christie Flanagan. dummy for the varsity defense. team All-American in 1926. Flanagan, who was from Port Flanagan, however, impressed After leaving Notre Dame, Arthur, Texas, played halfback Rockne by bowling over the Christie, at the suggestion of and safety for Notre Dame from vaunted defense. Rockne, entered coaching. 1925-27, filling in for At left halfback, the 6"0, 170 Rockne placed him in assistant Horseman Jim Crowley. At the pound Flanagan proved to be a coaching jobs at Saint Louis time he ended his three-year tremendous blocker, passer and University (1929) and Purdue career, Flanagan had rambled punter. He was the team's (1930). He went to Navy from his way to fourth place on the leading passer in 1926, in addi­ Purdue (1931-33) as backfield Notre Dame all-time rushing tion to leading the team in coach and ended his coaching list, behind George Gipp, rushing in 1925, 1926 and career with Dusquesne in Crowley and Horseman Don 1927. 1934-35. Miller. An earlier version of the Flanagan served as the After the 1988 campaign, Rocket, Flanagan brutalized Southern Vice-President of the Flanagan stood at twelfth on opposing defenses to score any Notre Dame Monogram Club, the all-time rushing list. His per way he could. In 1926, his beginning in 1954. Flanagan Observer file photo carry average of 6.4 yards is sophomore season, Christie Former All-American Christie Flanagan is the twelth all time leading second on the all-time list. burned Beloit with a 90-yard see FLANAGAN/page 21 rusher in Notre Dame history.