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VOL. 3. No. 23.—Eight Pages PROVIDENCE COLLEGE. PROVIDENCE. R. I., APRIL 1, 1938 5c a Copy

Coach Devore TITUS AND SARAH "Friar Away" The Junior Class has arranged Will Describe for a daring innovation at the an• Dancers and WANT SPORTS 403-17; nual Prom this year. The Com• N. D. System mittee on arrangements has en• Cast Rehearse gaged the ever popular Titus and STUDY 16 HRS. W'KLY Sarah team to do an acrobatic turn Friar Mentor Will Explain Es• during the intermission. Joint Rehearsal of Groups Held sentials of Plays in A feature of the act is the es• Last Night In The Cowl Poll Reveals P. C. Men Agree With Roosevelt Cowl Series cape of Titus and Sarah from a Auditorium 219-182 But Are Against Third Term 285-145; tightly bound Case. Hatpins, hum• an torpedoes and fiends also play Will Fight In Defensive War ROCKNE ORIGINATOR a prominent part in the act. TICKETS GOING FAST (The complete and final results of Part I of the Cowl poll are presented today. The tabulation and analysis of Part II, since it is more high.lv in• "Individual Blocking Keynote", Completely Original Musical volved could not be prepared in time for this issue. It will be published Says Devore in First Score for 1938 Show is next Friday. Ed. Note). Article Finished Providence College students expressed an overwhelming College Paper desire for an intramural sports program this week, when they cast 403 votes for the adoption of such a program, and only 17 (Tbis is the first of a series of A joint rehearsal of the chorus and against it. The poll, taken over a seven day period, brought a total articles on the Notre Dame Sys• Enlisting New cast for "Friar Away", annual college of 429 ballots. musical comedy, was held last night tem of Football as given to The The average student devotes only in Harkins Hall under the direction of Cowl by Hugh J. Devore, former Staff Members 16 hours and twelve minutes of his the Rev. Urban Nagle. O.P.. direc• All-American end at Notre Dame week to study, the poll reveals. In tor and John J. Andre, '39, assistant and present head football coach Paper to Be Seriously Under• Cowl Will Give the midyear examination period he director. Musical numbers for "Friar at Providence College—Ed. Note.) doubles his ordinary effort, and stud• manned Unless Increase Made, Away", which will be presented in ies 31 hours. Fr. Clark Says Harkins Hall late in April, have al• Students Five By Albert E. Paine, '38 The Athletic Department this week ready been chosen. Exactly seven years ago yesterday, promised a complete intramural sports Joint rehearsals for the twelve prin• March 31, 1931. the immortal Knute A renewed invitation to the stu• Dollar Bills program, including touch football, cipals in the cast and for the chorus Rockne. recognized as the greatest dents of the College to participate and softball, for next year. of fourteen will continue on Thurs• football coach that ever lived and the actively in the work of The Cowl is First Five Students to Present Due to lack of space and a crowded issued today by the Rev. William R. day evenings. The cast is rehearsing originator of the famous Rockne sys• Themselves at Noon Today student schedule, (see editorial), it separately in Harkins Hall on Mon• tem, met his death in an airplane Clark, O.P.. faculty moderator. "Un• has been found impossible to inaugur• day and Tuesday evenings while the Will Benefit crash. The "ideal coach' and sports• less an immediate increase in the rolls ate a softball league this Spring. of the Cowl staff,'" Father Clark said chorus practices at the same time at man went to a better world seven Asked whether or not they knew this morning, "there can be no guar• the Modernistic Studios in Providence Today, at high noon The Cowl will years ago, but his name and the sys• what they wished to do upon leaving antee that the excellent record thus under the direction of Larry Simonds, distribute five brand new one dollar tem of football which he developed college 287 said yes while 140 said no. far maintained by The Cowl will be dance director for the show. bills to On first five men to present will live as long as football lives. The scope of the poll Included one- continued next year." themselves at its offices. The gesture Today, the Notre Dame system of Three out of a total of twelve orig• half of the students of the College. marks the continuation of its annual football has become firmly established It is planned to place the paper in inal numbers to be used in "Friar Over 1100 copies of the questionnaire good will policy, begun last year, and in almost every section of every state the hands of a new board of editors Away'' have been selected and are were distributed. is in keeping with the new spirit of in the country. The men whom Rockne in the second semester of the 1938-39 now in the process of orchestration. Want Increased Armaments camaradarie now existing between the trained and in turn, their disciples, scholastic year so that a "stagger" Those writing music for the show in• A vote of 359-75 was recorded in paper and the student body. have carried this system to thousands system of executive succession may be clude: Ray Pettine, '39. chairman of favor of increased armaments for the As has been said before, the good of boys and young men in over a inaugurated. Practically every mem• the music committee, William Cun• United States, while the opinion that will offering was innovated last year, thousand schools and colleges through• ber of the present editorial board has ningham, '39. Herbert Siegal. '41, and there will be a world war within the and was well received by the student out the United States. been with the paper since its founda• Archie Oliveri, '39. next two years was voted down 111- body as a whole. However, some tion in 1935. The "stagger" system Raymond A. Baker, '38, business 312. The present system of neutral• Here at Providence College, we wel• grumblings were heard here and there will allow a new group of editors to manager for "Friar Away", announced ity was declared not practical, 279- come the innovation of the Rockne concerning the spirit in which the take over the management of the pa• yesterday that sale of tickets has 139. system under Hugh J. Devore. former event was engendered. But all scep• per while the retiring board is still been good, stating that one-fourth of Considerable confusion was appar• All-American end under Rockne at ticism proved groundless to the com• available to act in an advisory capac• the available seats for the Friday ent in the reply to the question, Notre Dame and line coach at Ford- plete satisfaction of the majority con• ity. night performance have been taken. "Would you go to war willingly for ham for the past three years. "The cerned. Paper Undermanned Baker added that tickets for the show, the United States?" More than three- Cowl" will carry a series of articles In order that such will not be the Practically every department of the purchased for any night of the four fourths of the voters distinguished explaining the history, development, case this year. The Cowl hereby serves paper will be seriously undermanned night performance, may be changed their answer, stating that they would and workings of the Notre Dame sys• notice to all and sundry that it is in September, Father Clark said, if for tickets for other nights at any be willing to go to war of defense tem so that the students may wit• prepared and is happy to make these capable students do not come for• time before the day of the first per• in case of invasion, but unwilling to ness its effects more intelligently next benefits, bereft of ulterior motives ward. Freshmen and Sophomores es• formance. Tickets for "Friar Away" wage an aggressive fight. fall. and with no strings attached. Of pecially are needed, he said. No stu- are priced at $.75 and $.50, and may As far as possible the tabulation Previous to 1912 when course it will be necessary to ob• (Continued on Page 4. Col. l) (Continued on Page 7, Col. 1) of the votes was made mechanically. began his football experimenting serve certain conditions to maintain The use of adding machines and oth• while a student at Notre Dame, foot• some semblance of order er facilities of the Business Depart• ball was more of a game of power Cutting of classes will positively be ment insured the utmost accuracy in than of skill. The mass on tackle Father Clark, Cowl Photographer, verbaten. Any undue breach of con• the computation of the totals. About plays were the chief gainers, and a big duct, such as running, yammering, 50 hours was spent in the work of powerful line possessing a driving Gets Recognition in R. I. Salon yelling, or fighting, will not be tol• counting the votes. force was productive of touchdowns erated and will only serve to delay On the question of agreement with Those were the days also of the flying Carl Miller of Brown University, par• the presentation. Above all, wagering Picture, "Silver Lining," One (Continued on Page 7, Col. 1) wedge play which raised havoc with ticipated The pictures are judged on on the outcome will result in severe the defense Straight runing power of 60 Chosen for technical excellence, tone and pic• disciplinary action on the port of plays were the order of the day. For• Exhibition torial composition, and exhibition in the proper authorities for the cul• Frs. Dillon, Cannon, ward passes, laterals, and the open the Salon is considered a distinct prits. It was found necessary to refer style of play were yet unknown. honor. to the above breaches of etiquette Meet Master General Started T-Formation Now it can be said that The Cowl "Silver Lining," showing a beau• because of their incidence last year. As a student. Rockne saw the po• photographer is no longer a rank tiful cloud effect above a group of If it be remembered that a Provi• The Rev. Martin Gillet. O.P.. S.T.M., tentialities of running plays from a T- amateur but a ranking amateur whose darkly outlined trees, was taken in dence College man is always a gen• Master General of the Dominican Or• formation. He worked out bis ideas pictures have been hung In exhibition. Kentucky. According to Father Clark, tleman, we feel certain no such rep• der, who had been scheduled to visit with . present coach of De• You've seen him around at every "this only proves something that has etition will occur. We urge all stu• the College, yesterday sailed for France from New York. Father Gillet, troit and teammate of Rockne, while event, equipped with cameras of every been said before, the Kentucky-Rhode dents to keep in mind the occasion who was In the United States last the two were employed at a beach in size and description From debates to Island combination is bard to beat.' of this celebration—that it is in keep• week after a tour of the Dominican Ohio during the summer months Then dances he's there, getting shots that The scene is Kentucky, the process ing with the good-will policy of The Missions in the Far East, found It one afternoon in 1914 when Notre land in The Cowl or that will serve is Rhode Island, the beauty of Ken• Cowl. necessary to cancel his engagement Dame was playing Army, the football to embellish Veritas. tucky and the efficiency of Rhode at the college due to pressing en• world was treated to the first forward The Rev. William R Clark, O.P.. Island." SENIORS AT B. C. gagements. pass. Dorais to Rockne Perhaps even official Cowl photographer, has been Father Clark became interested in Five Seniors will represent Provi• Jess Harper, the Notre Dame mentor, honored by having one of bis pictures the technical processes of photography dence CoUege at the Regional Session The Very Rev. John J. Dillon, O.P., was surprised to witness this inno• "Trees and Clouds" exhibited this last October at the instance of Dr. of the 7th Students' Spiritual Lead• and the Rev. Leo S. Cannon, OP., vation This play was at once des• week in the Photography Salon of Arthur L. Quirk, Friar baseball ership Convention to be held at Bos• atended a convocation of the repre• tined to open up new avenues in the the Camera Club of the Rhode Island coach and member of the physics de• ton College this coming Saturday and sentatives of all Dominican communi• art of football. Engineers Society The exhibition of partment. Since then he has been con• Sunday. They are Joseph H. Shea '38: ties of the eastern province Sunday at New York and visited the Master Rockne returned to his "Alma Ma• the 60 best pictures submitted closed stantly ferreting out subjects and Harold C. Nagle, "38; Albert J. Mc- General. ter" as assistant football coach and Wednesday night turning out an amazing number of Aloon, '38; Thomas Durnin, '38: and track coach Besides being a speedy More than 200 pictures were sub• technically perfect pictures. Some of Vincent Aniello. '38 Invitations to at• Father Cannon, director of the end on the gridiron. Rockne was an mitted in the contest. Some of the his work has been used in the Provi• tend the conference have been sent Blessed Martin Choral Group since outstanding track man. Then, in 1919. country's leading photographers, in• dence Journal, but exhibition in the to Catholic Colleges throughout New last summer, arranged and directed the sacred concert which was given the former Notre Dame captain took cluding Mrs. Rowena Brownell, photography Salon was the realiza• England. The Intercollegiate Sodality In honor of the Dominican bead. (Continued on Page 5. Col. 3) ranked 15th in the country, and Prof. tion of a high ambition. is sponsoring the affair. 2 THE COWL, FRIDAY. APRIL 1. 1938 Cowl Editorials

NEW CUT SYSTEM The question of whether or not students should be allowed cuts from class, and if so, how Established November 15, 1935 The Cowl is published every full school week by the students many, has occasioned among educators almost of Providence College, Providence. R. I. as much and as heated debate as the problem Office: Harkins Hall. Room 18 Telephone: MAnning 0707 Subscription: 5 cents the copy. $1.00 a year. of electives. Here at Providence College the cus• Entered as second-class matter October 2, 1936, at the Post tom has long been to allow one cut per semester Office at Providence, Rhode Island, under the Act of March 3, 1879 for each hour per week that a class meets, with THE STATF a maximum of three cuts per subject. Co-editors. Norman J. Carignan. '39. Robert C. Healey. '39 Staff Artist Charles T. Avedisian. '41 Circulation Manager...... Leonard T. Morry. '38 But this year, harkening to constant agita• Exchange Editor John A Fanning, '3 tion by the students for greater freedom dur• ASSISTANT EDITORS Reporters William G. Beaudro'38 Albert A. Paine, '38 ing the warm spring months, it has been decided John A. Graham, '38 William Thompson, '38 to experiment with a decidedly more liberal cut Israel S. Siperstein, '38 Daniel F. Murphy, '39 Michael A. Coyne, '39 Eugene J. McElroy, '39 system. The old arrangement will be completely Francis M. Spillane, '40 Harold Pivnick, '39 abrogated for this semester. Instead, all students BUSINESS STAFF Joseph Byron, '40 Joseph E. Isacco, '38, Mgr Harold Rich, '41 with an average of seventy and without a con• Carl J. Breckel, '38 Thomas McBrien, '41 dition or flunk will be allowed to take as many Bernard McKenna, '38 Francis X. McCarthy, '41 Arnold Giusti, '38 James R. McGowan, '41 cuts as they desire. The others will be denied John J. Mahoney, '39 Charles E. Sweeney, '41 Robert B. Nadeau, '39 Martin Orzeck, '41 the privilege of cutting, on the ground that they John M. Reynolds, '40 Milton Krevolin, '41 have shown themselves unfit for such freedom T. A. Mantalos, '40 Irving Jacobson, '41 Robert E. Roque, '40 This is frankly an experiment. The author• ities giant this freedom to test the accuracy of the student claim that increased cuts will not effect scholastic records. If this is proved to be true by the results of the final examinations, the new policy will be continued. If, however, the marks are adversely affected, the old plan Vol. 3, No, 23 April 1, 1938 will be resumed in September. So it is up to the student body to prove themselves worthy of this new privilege. DO NOT ABUSE YOUR FREEDOM: ABUSE WILL In the Mail Bag MEAN THE END OF THE FREEDOM. Uncle Peter Overlooks The Alumni THE INTRAMURAL QUESTION SIX REASONS FOR SOFTBALL The Cowl poll this week reveals that the Dear Sirs: student desire for intramural sports is even Well, here it is April, Arthur Board- sumption man in his new law office There were some cries from students during the intra• greater than was generally believed. Four man's birthday, Spring, time to make at Milford, New Hampshire . . . Dr. mural basketball season that when they came to play hundred and three to seventeen—truly an in• another payment on that insurance O'Neill is going to have his office a game not sufficient playing time was given them. dication of a real need. The Cowl has strong• policy or the new car, and almost done over again because it clashes This was due to the lack of playing courts with only ly favored the formation of a softball league time, what with all this nice weather, with his personality . . . Fred Gorman the Harkins Hall court available on certain evenings. this spring in response to this demand. But to start thinking of where you will talks a better game of tennis than he This same situation will not prevail if the college at• after serious study of conditions, we are now spend next summers vacation—pro• plays. tempts to launch an intramural soft ball league, for firmly of the opinion that the inauguration of vided there is another summer. As John J. Glennon of New Bedford many diamonds could be laid out without destruction such a league at this time is impossible. I lay last week, in the luxury of La cheated when he passed the District to any property. 1 realize that some students might The opinion which Mr. Spinnler expresses Loy's lounge I got to thinking that: of Columbia bar examinations this state that baseball should be the intramural sport but in a letter in today's "Mailbox" is now widely Eddie Conaty will probably never month . . . Tom Franey doesn't mind the same situation as occurred in basketball would take prevalent, we believe. It seems to most stu• take another picture as long as he the 10% cut that Mr. Knudsen handed place: that is to say that one diamond or possibly two dents that there is ample playing space avail• lives . . . Jack McNamara doesn't out to all the General Motors em• would be the only grounds available and I think it's able for softball. However, the facts are other• give a darn if the American Tel ployees . . . Frank J. Wisniewski difficult enough to keep the diamond in shape for wise. and Tel loses over three million dol• sang off key at a recent meeting of varsity competition and should be reserved for that This is the present condition of possible lars worth of business next year . . . the Worcester County Club of Provi• ourpose. grounds. The Athletic Department is engaged in a determined effort to make Hendricken Ford McGowan has promised to stop dence College . . . Patty Morrison, I have endeavored to show why I think softball talking about Coco-Cola . . . Joe Mc- who is in Scranton selling Wrigleys should be the sport rather than baseball by the following Field one of the best collegiate diamond in the country—intramural softball games are not Gee is in favor of having the parko- always chews Beech Nut . . , Thomas 'easons: meters removed . . . Dodd is thinking of resigning as Di• I More games could be in action and at the same time conducive to the realization of this objective. rector of the Youth Administration Lou O'Brien doesn't deserve to treat [our teams could play four other teams without using The practice football field is fully occupied by of Connecticut . . . football practice from two o'clock until sup• Howard Farrell like that ... the Lhe varsity diamond. per time. Guzman Hall makes full use of the baseball team isn't going to lose a Charlie Gaffney of New Haven !. Two nine inning games can be played by the same grounds about the Hall. The parking lot, be• game . . . The Torch and Triangle seems to have stopped coming to teams from 6:30 p.m. until the setting in of dusk while sides being sprinkled with parked cars all af• Club won't bother to hold elections Providence . . . The Reason Al Tavani it baseball one would find it difficult to jam in seven ternoon, is hardly a fit playing field. Other next Monday night . . . Joe Lyons eats in the Dairy Farms Lunch estab• innings of one game, open spaces on the Campus are not available articles weren't anything extra special lishment every day is that he 3. In baseball expenses are heavy due to use of many for sports—as is fitting. There simply is no . , . the Alumni won't be notified of likes the food there . . . The cause of baseballs and equipment whereas expenses in softball place to play. the New Pyramid Players production, Dave Powers, physical vigor is the would be slight because one ball lasts many games and In the evening, space might be found. But, Friar Away, which will be presented fact that he plays basketball every one bat is sufficient. Baseball games need ball shoes and and this is something Mr. Spinnler overlooks, for four nights starting on April 26th. Sunday morning at the St. Raphael gloves which many students would necessarily have to daylight saving does not begin until the end Ed Lyons of New Haven won over auditorium . . . It's the gingerale buy or obtain whereas in softball no equipment of that of the month. Today, according to the ever- $36.000 on the Irish sweepstakes that makes you sick . . . Anybody sort is needed Expenses are a very necessary item and helpful Journal Almanac, the sun will set at Bob Carroll isn't doing so well at who can't give up cigarettes for Lent this should be given careful consideration. 6:10. We have no way of lighting the fields medical school in Boston . . . my is a sissy . . . and this week's column 4. A player may be a poor baseball player but any after dark. shopping trip for Bermuda onions and is on the Visitor's banned list . . . person may play softball as not as much skill is re• In addition to these obstacles, there is the perfumery has been called off . . Surprised at this news? You ought quired and there is less chance of injury: competition lateness of the season and the multiplicity of J. Leonard Sweeney is already sorry to be ashamed. Didn't mother ever would be more pronounced since there would be fewer events already arranged. he got in with a Dartmouth and As• tell you . . . That this is APRIL FOOL! strike outs because of the large size of the ball, facil• The Athletic Department promises that the ity to handle the bat, and the necessity of pitching un• student demand will be met next year with a derhand. full program of touch footall, basketball and 5. More fellows can participate because ten men are softball. The demands upon the Athletic De• This Collegiate World used on a side whereas in baseball only nine are used. partment this year have been heavy. Two 6. It would be easier to get umpires for the game is new coaches had to be selected, necessitating (By Associated Collegiate Press) not deny that there are dangerous in• easy and interesting to officiate and a good deal of fun the reorganization of two major varsity sports. To obtain a spotty picture of the fluences at work in some institutions. can be derived by an official Time and facilities for intramurals have been collegiate mind today, one has but to During the sophomore year there is a Fellows, believe me when I say it is far from being lacking. turn to the myriad of surveys being distinct tendency away from religion. a sissy's game. If it is a sissy's game then there are But the work being done this year by the conducted on college and university On the other hand, during the junior hundreds of sissies all over our country actively involved Department will make possible a real P. C. in• and senior years there appears to be in this game and deriving much pleasure. tramural sports program next year. The grad• campuses. But spotty though the picture may be, the spots do come to• a return to religion." . . . Delegates of Sincerely yours. ing of the practice field and rejuvenation of gether to form a pretty solid picture 20 institutions at the New England Bill C. Spinnler. '38, Hendricken Field will make available ample space for such a program. of what collegians think and believe Student Peace Federation conference passed a resolution urging the U. S. CONSCIENTIOUS OBJECTOR For the present, then, a regular schedule of Witness these results of recent polls: government to enter a new coopera• Dear Editor: intramural softball is out of the question, and Skidmore College students favor One of the questions in The Cowl ballot was: "Would we must content ourselves with informal compulsory chapel attendance and tive movement with other nations of you willingly go to war for the U. S?" I am writing games—for which the Athletic Department is favor sermons on moral stay/lards, the world based on the Christian prin• this letter because I think that many students will say willing to provide ball and bat. personality and philosophy of life . . . ciples of justice and charity. . . 81 that they will, if called. But I am opposed to this for Students and faculty members at per cent of University of California many reasons. Maybe it is unpatriotic to take this the lands and homes of our people destroyed. The U.S.. Fordham College favor bull sessions, at Los Angeles males voted for the attitude, but I still insist on my point. I will admit that as a matter of fact, cannot be invaded. The U.S. must mostly because "we learn facts in "hard to get" kiss. ... A majority of in the U.S. we are guaranteed freedom by the govern• always be the aggressor in any case of war. Politicians them that profs are either unwilling Swarthmore College students favor ment, and we get it, as compared with other more op• say. "we must protect the honor of the American people.'' or afraid to give out." . . . The Coun• collective action by the U. S to main• pressed countries. It is not the government that is And while the youth of America is being killed at war. cil of Church Boards of Education has tain peace . , A U. S. Office of Edu• responsible for sending the country into war. It is a the politician and the big business man (the terms are just released the following figures: cation survey reveals that 32.4 per few "big business" men who are afraid of their invest• often synonymous remain at home and reap the profits. In 1,340 colleges and universities sur• cent of the college students live with• ments in foreign countries. In a crisis, they can easily My view is absolutely negative on this question, and veyed. 88.3 of the students stated they in the county in which their Institu• sway congress to declare war. It is for them that thou• will remain so if I continue to have my say. had preference for a particular reli• tion is located, 9.4 in the adjoining sands of people must be slaughtered, and for them Respectfully. gious faith. Said the report- "We do county. 45 per cent in other parts of alone It is not that the U. S. could be invaded and John Antaya, '41. the state and 13.2 in other states. THE COWL. FRIDAY. APRIL 1, 1938 3

Collegiate Review SEEN OR HEARD (By Associated Collegiate Press)

DePauw University has just opened EUGENE J. McELROY, Jr. '39 an endowment campaign to secure $3- Flash—The Student Council an• comed the visiting swimming team 120.000 in five years. nounced today the suspension of five from Pemflushe at an informal dance "Dukes Mixture" is the name of teachers, one from the Accounting and at the John Donnelly House on Col• the Duke University student news• Latin divisions, two from the Modern lege Road. The meet, scheduled for papers gossip column Language division and one teacher the John Condon Gym. never took Westminster College co-eds main• of Philosophy . . . Sleepwell Inclass, tain that a man they would marry president of the Council, stated that place for some unknown reason. To• must earn $150 monthly. the suspension was due to the failure day it was reported that John Mc- The University of Minnesota main• of the professors to give honor marks Queeney the only Friar that did not tains a Newsreel Theater to bring to to Seniors on request. He demanded welcome the swimmers, was the last students latest world news caught by that each member of the faculty that of the club to resign. All the others movie cameramen. teaches a Senior report to him before left school the week following the In a student poll. University of Pitts, next week or his salary would be reception. burgh undergraduates endorsed An• stopped. thony Eden's foreign policy for Eng• Assembly Angles— The last assem• land. Paused in Review— The college Mu• bly that has been held on Thursday Steed Rollins. Vanderbilt Univer• sical Comedy "Friar Away", was re• evening was the most successful. Art sity's southern conference fencing moved from the stage last week at Shaw and his Band were the featured champion, never studied the sport be• the request of the Police. The spokes• performers. The invited guests came fore he came to college. man for the show said that the action from R.I.C.E. and the senior and Flash bulbs were the prizes award• of the police followed the refusal by junior co-eds of this college. Art the players to remove those parts ed winners in a Purdue University BAA-BAA — Informed that she had to get a sheepskin in her next Shaw has been selected to conduct Paramount picture, "College Swing," Grade Allen swiped a gun from that the police considered objection• photo contest. a course in swing during the next the gun room and started out a-hunting. She was caught at the studio able and had censored. Domke, Dur- San Diego State College dramatists gate, where it took two hours to explain that a sheepskin awarded by a semester, and he and Benny Goodman kin and Davis stars of the show along were among the first collegians to give college and a sheepskin confiscated from a sheep were entirely differ• will hold a battle of music at the ent. Gracie never did understand il. with Paul Farley and Cunningham, Soph Hop during that year. a performance of "Julius Caesar" in the stagehands, were taken to Police modern dress. headquarters for questioning after the Twenty-two presidents of the Unit• versity students on "How Advertis Three of Paramount's most impor• first show. The chorus line of Brady ed States were alumni of colleges. ing Benefits the Consumer." tant offerings this season will deal and the freshmen were severely criti• Ventura Junior College student mu. i with man's conquest of the sky, the cized by the Society for The Sub• University of Miami officials con sicians recently began a library of I field and the stream. "Men With jugation of Musical Comedies. The dueled a special tour of Cuba for stu their own recordings of popular num• Wings," directed by William Well- Collegiate (NEW) Suzy-Q and The bers. dents during the spring vacation. man covers the whole story of avia• PC Hop were considered particular• Newspaper Columnist Dorothy Dix The Massachusetts legislature has tion, and does it in Technicolor. ly offensive to the minds of the pres• awards $100 monthly to the Tulane killed a bill which would tax college ent generation of college students. The University student writing the best Alaska is the theatre of "Spawn of Picket Dance being a satire on the and university dormitories in that human interest story. the North." which starts this month. C.I.O., resulted in a long line of Blackburn College students, in a re• state. The action revolves around piracy in pickets from the United Ladies Gar• cent poll voted in favor of more 'leap Gastronomic Facts: At one meal. the salmon fishing industry George ment Union parading in front of the year" dates Graceland College's 211 students eat Raft. Dorothy Lamour. Georges Ri- theatre. 100 pounds of potatoes. 70 pounds of "Advertising Age' is conducting an gaud. Akim Tamiroff and John Barry- essay contest among college and uni- meat. 30 pounds of green beans. Social Note— The Friar's Club wel• more will be the principal revolvers 4 THE COWI. FRIDAY. APRIL 1, 1938

ule yet presented to any Providence Notre Dame on OUR CONTRIBUTION College varsity team A post season HOLLYWOOD game is pending with the University Friar Card This will give you a slitht idea of Southern California to be played of what mould happen if we didn I in California James Hogan has a company on The Friars will open their campaign A Thanksgiving Day clash with plan out ever* pa(e. Try La find location on a 10.000-acre ranch in on September 17 playing host to the Bryn Mawr at Hendricken Field is the Texas shooting authentic backgrounds tour HI> around and toa'll know St Joseph s eleven They will wind major contest of the gigantic 12-game for The Texans" which dramatizes up their season on the 26th of Nov• football schedule released today by «b> Bat il'i intentional. Re• the movement of great herds of cat• ember with Notre Dame providing the Providence College Athletic As• tle north over the Chisholm trail just member its April 1 .Mil - Day and the opposition sociation. Coach 's grid- after the Civil War Randy Scott and we have lo have a little fun some• aters voiced complete approval of the Brown will Invade Providence ter• Joan Bennett provide the love inter• card a* they virtually girded them• time. ritory' on November 5 while Wheaton est selves for the strenuous battles with and Smith will be encountered on Metro gets into the popular swim some of the country's leading elevens November 12 and 19 respectively with "Northwest Passage" part of Four strenuous games are listed All games will be played at Hen• which may be made on location at means Uncle Slug. Aunt Boo Grand• California farmers and hydraulic min• for October contests being slated dricken Field Work on the new Lake Champlain Warners' are about pa Snazy and the rest have to be tun• er.! ready for release with Emmanuel Pembroke. Albertus cement stands will commence immedi• to begin production of "The Valley ny practically all the lime Prrpelual Magnus. Regis and Wellesley in that ately of the Giants" the giants being red• Ain't it a caution how 1 keep their Dorothy Lamour believes she has order The Colby Juniors will tangle Captain Tony "Gig" Pariseau said. wood trees, in case you wondered' noses to the grindstone"" discovered the secret of perpetual mo• with the locals on September 24 "Hi colossal Boy let me tell you. and have Gold Is Where You Find tion. At least she claims to know- that's one of the finest schedules I've "Man dat am ah schedule an ah It." portraying the struggle between about the Mexican method That even seen I can't see a breather on harf De boys sho am gonna have •uuisnuj uaoijauiy may come as a whole surprise to the list, unless you want to consider their han's full Them babies sho is 01 saunt 009 pajnqiJiuoa teq uqi .g you if you have been led to believe ah tough bunch It sho am ah stu• s Brown and Notre Dame as such. How• 9061 U| . U«d l "IV spuauj ;o most Mexicans are perpetually mo• pendous undertakin' But upon due ever, they tell me both of these clubs isag aqj.. p*[itiua p«t(*q >,i.n, • tionless Anyway, here's the story konstdarration ah tink we is all goin' will be much stronger than last year. >••••: ;sjg >iiq pasoduioj aq aouts Inspired by the suggestion carried ta be aboard the gravy choo-choo." indino mi J.IH HI. jo iuao jad "Pembroke, Wheaton, Regis, Bryn in the title of her current film play, Dr. Malcolm Talcum Brown said amid S inq siuacajdaj ji i.n put unpni Mawr and Wellesley should furnish Dorothy took her mother to Ensenada those famous body shaking chuckles auo ioj SBUOS jo jaquinu sootlm us with plenty of opposition And down on the Mexican coast below San of his when interrogated early this •aid a JXI| spunos i[ xoj-.tiniuao Smith and Albertus Magnus won't Diego, for a 'semi-> "Tropic Holiday" morning exactly be any pushovers It sure is mm JOJ suujtns «! JUOJ last week-end A fiesta was in prog• a tough schedule But that's just what The schedule follows -AJ, ipn|« in .iiij.iiviuu-j.nln- aqi ress She asked a genial native of• we want—plenty of action " Sepl. 17—St. Joseph's: 24—Colby .pueg • i. :iri| - i >i \ n\ u| ficial what it celebrated J union. "That's the kind of schedule we pasn am ni viipn; mi uf[Jag tat "Oh. nothing" he said "We are need." stated Leo and Barnini, "we Oct. 1—Emmanuel: 8—Pembroke; -AJ[ 0C '9uos *11 •. aqi Suipnpuj just having a fiesta to raise money ought to pack them in." 15—Albertus Magnus: 22—Regis; 29— (U«JUIUI|*U| for the carnival " Wellesley. "We love to play against that type "And then I suppose they'll use 1 of classy footballers We'll have to Nov. 5—Brown: 12—Wheaton: i — the funds raised in the carnival to Provocative keep on our toes every minute of the Smith; 24—Bryn Mawr iThanksgiv• give more fiestas to get money to A distinguished visitor was Intro• time, if we hope to win." chirped ing Day i; 26—Notre Dame. duced to Fred MacMurray on the Larry "Babe" Shattuck HOLLYWOOD "Cocoanut Grove" set. where Fred You can be assured that the boys Sweeney confidentially stated to the give more carnivals to get more and assorted members of his picture will put forth their best efforts. Paul press. (Continued from Column 5) and so on in perpetual motion," says (Continued on Column l) We'll be lucky to win half our band were engaged In trying to beat games." commented Coach Hugh De• Dorothy their way out of an auto camp THIS COLLEGIATE vore when queried by your scribbler "I saw your last picture with Car• "Don't Ask Me"—Stan Esielonis Grindstone ole Lombard Mr. MacMurray." said WORLD As an added attraction Coach Hugh How grateful many people would the d.v. "And I want you to know (By Associated Collegiate Press) Devore. aided by his capable assistants be if they could get their relatives that, although bombs were falling out• —Joe Dulkie and Ed Crotty, will en• to work for them the way Bob Burns' side the theatre, the place was packed Atlanta, Ga — iACP>—Two years gage in a philosophical disputation Arkansas kinfolk produce for him and the audience laughed all through ago it was the "Veterans of Future with Coach Tuss McLaughry during Bob estimates he has them do and the screening " Wars" who were asking for their the half of the Brown game The say about half a hundred laugh-pro• bonuses in advance Last week it was problem will be "Simultaneous Con- voking things every week He count• —and still is. according to last re• COWL ENLISTING cursus" and the Real Distinction be• ed up between scenes on "Tropic Holi• ports—the "Institute for International NEW MEMBERS tween Essence and Existence" There day." 111-Will" asking for war right away will be no extra charge "As near as I can make out," he Founded by two Emory University (Continued from Page 1) With the publication of this sched• said, "it takes anyways 50 jokes a undergraduates with a ze«t for bloody dents will be allowed to join the staff ule. Friar football stock hit a new week to keep me supplied for my pic• burlesque, the organization seeks In their Senior year high This is the most difficult sched• ture, radio and newspaper jobs That other chapters "all over the world" Although The Cowl office is open to help burlesque modern war and every afternoon except Thursdays so international diplomacy. that new candidates may call upon the editors next Monday, Tuesday and In a telegram to Adolph Hitler, they Wednesday will be especially set said "quit stalling and tight Austria" aside. A member of the editorial The telegram was refused by two board will be present on those after• wire companies Another message noons and on Tuesday as well from was drafted, and reported accepted 9 00 to 1000 and from 11:00 to 3:00 by one of the companies It read: O'clock "We are all behind you and the While students who have had ex• eight ball We recommend Austria for perience In scholastic journalism gen• your growing pains." erally prove most useful. Father Clark stated, no experience is necessary. in addition to the two-hundred- The chief requirement is a willingness twenty yard and eight-hundred-eighty to work hard, he said yard events, and the three-quarter No seniors will be admitted to the mile Miss Dolan s participation In staff next year. Father Clark stated the skating competition held in emphatically Fowler Lake. Oconomowoc. was spon• sored by the Powderhorn Club of SOPHMORE'S SISTER south Minneapolis WINS SKATING CROWN

Providence College indirectly won athletic distinction last Sunday when the sister of a Guzman Hall sopho• more, Thomas Dolan won the na• tional women's skating crown at Oco- nomowoc Wisconsin Mary Dolan. of Minneapolis a freshman at St Cath• erine College in St Paul. Minn., cap• tured four out of five races to lead her nearest competitor Eleanor Dyer of by the comfortable margin of twenty points. Miss Dolan took the women s feature event, the mile. THE COWL, FRIDAY, APRIL 1, 1938 5 SPORTS

DEAN.... GEORGE BRAMAN FORMING Izzy's Sluggers STUDENT GOLF TEAM Intramural All- JUST BETWEEN US Meet O'Neill's Plans for an informal golf team are Stars Chosen being formulated by George Braman. Stars April 7 Tryouts will probably be conducted at pne of the local golf courses in By Sportsmen I. S. SIPERSTEIN O'Neillian Flunkeroos Will Bat• the near future. Any member of the Providence College student body is Guzman Hall and Campus Club tle Izzy's All-Stars Here eligible to compete for the team. Gain Top Honors Thursday CHAMPS! Everyone interested report to Braman On Teams Congrats to Mal Brown and his in the small parlor Monday at 1 Guzman Hall hoopsters who retained By MAHARAJAH MALFOOSKY o'clock. Guzman Hall and Campus Club the intramural crown by defeating Don your tin helmets laddies for gained top honors in The Cowl's All- Captain Jack Barry's Freshmen cagers. a massive and magnificent war is of Taurus Club Guglielmo. Lopes. Curran. and Mar- Intramural basketball team selection 22-20. last week in as thrilling and as abrewin' in this here section of Smith tocchio are some of the boxers who for this season by each placing three fine a court encounter as has been Hill. A war that will unquestionably are scheduled to perform. Of these men on the quintet's named. The witnessed in Harkins Hall during the and positively make the Spanish Civil Cavanagh, Guglielmo, and Martoc- Sophomores. Freshmen, Juniors, and past season A classy and well coached War look like a sham battle. This Junior Boxing chio have appeared in previous tour• Seniors each won one position. group of basket shooters, they were pitched brawl which will take place naments. Lopes. Curran and Pike will In order to gain a berth on the unquestionably the best team in the at 12 o'clock next Thursday either be making their debut in the squared- first five it was necessary that a league and deserve to wear the in• on Hendricken Field ithe part near Bouts May 5 circle Among the grapplers signed is player participated in at least four tramural diadem at least for another the gate) or on the practice field John Cerra. a member of last year's of the five games played by his team- year. will be a veritable slaughter. No holds Pike, Cavanagh, Guglielmo, Freshman grid squad. To be eligible for the second aggre• Commendations are also due the will be barred and anything from a Lopes, Curran and Mar- Even those attending the affair will gation a contestant must have taken Frosh quintet which finished the sea• cream puff to the latest cannon will tocchio Signed be in for some side-bursting as that part in at least three contests. Selec- son right behind the title holders. be allowed. lord of laughter, Paul Connolly, '34, ions were made on the all-round abil• Led by Barry and Gardner, the first The O'Neillian Flunkeroos will According to a statement made by has been secured by the committee ity and performances of the players. year men, functioning smoothly as a clash with Izzy's Sluggers in what Charles T. McElroy. '39, chairman of as master of ceremonies. Mr. Connolly The first team was composed of unit, turned in some real fine per• shapes up definitely as a rough and the Junior Class boxing tournament has performed in this capacity with Collins of Guzman and Lacey of the formances to capture second place. tumble, anything goes softball fiesta committee, the annual thrill-packed a great amount of success in past Sophomores, league leading scorors, The remaining teams, with the ex• Two. two for a jit seegars will be bouts will be held Thursday evening, years. The judges, referee, and time at the forwards. Farrell of Guzman ception of the Cowl five which found awarded to the winning aggregation May 5, at Harkins Hall. The commit• keeper have not as yet been selected. was placed at the pivot berth, and the sledding tough, were evenly immediately following the tussle in tee, which has been trying to obtain The committee has not drawn up Gardner of the Freshmen and Carter matched and concluded the season in a fitting ceremony in which the lead• the services of the best boxers and the complete card but will do so as of Campus in the backcourt. a five way tie for third position. All ing civic leaders will participate. The wrestlers at Providence, has procured soon as more performers are signed Holdredge of Campus and Fischer of which speaks well for the calibre seegars. guaranteed not to rust, tar• a group of capable performers. More up. Anyone desirous of competing in of the Seniors won the forward posi• of ball played in this loop. nish, kill or smother, will be evenly leather-pushers and mat warriors of either the boxing or wrestling events tions on the second five. Marr of the All in all, it was definitely a suc• divided among the members of the the calibre already signed is the aim should file their entries with Chair• Juniors was awarded the center post, cessful season marked by a high winning ten. of Chairman McElroy and his co• man McElroy, Paul Marin, or William while Hodson of Campus and Dolan grade of play, keen competition, and An impressive array of individuals workers It would definitely assure Tully. of Guzman were selected for the the enthusiasm and interest mani• will partake in pre-game functions. them of utmost success in making the All those expecting to participate guards. fested in the league both by the Dr. Daniel J. O'Neill will toss out the event one of the most interesting of in the tournament are resuested to re• The teams follow: participants and non-participants. The first ball with an abundance of gusto its kind ever conducted at Providence port at Room 19 next Thursday at 12 FIRST TEAM student body itself directly benefitted Lantner Leading Flunkeroo College noon. General instruction will be Player Position Team from the intramural basketball cam• Hal Lantner, manager, player, and Ernest Pike. Joe Caavnaugh, Sal given and the men will be matched Collins, forward . Guzman Hall paign. And, after everything is said leading Flunkeroo, has whipped to• Lacey, forward . . Sophomores and done, that's the primary reason gether a formidable group of ball Farrell. center Guzman Hall for the organization and conduction tossers after four months of nerve Gardner, guard Freshmen of such forms of athletic competition wracking drills. Devore Traces Notre Dame Football Carter, guard Campus Club Cooperation and Enthusiasm Puffing away on an elongated sto• SECOND TEAM That the student body is interested gie that smelled like an abused, History in First of Series of Articles Player Position Team in intramural sports and is willing smoked herring. Mr. "We can't lose"' Holdredge, forward . Campus Club to cooperate and do its share in Lantner answered all questions with (Continued from Page 1) Fischer, forward Seniors making this sort of activity a success the facility and confidence of a poli• over the coaching reins to launch the Fred Collins. "Little Clipper" Smith Marr, center Juniors was aptly and satisfactorily proved tician passing out plugged nickels. South Bend University on a most not• of Duquesne. Ted Moynihan. and the Hodson, guard Campus Club beyond all question of doubt during 'How did the Flunkeroos come into late Jack O'Brien were mounded by Dolan. guard Guzman Hall the past basketball season. And es• existence.''' we timidly inquired able football career Rockne Honorable mention—Keenan. Rey• pecially last week when the lads, "Well, now I shall answer your Rockne's success was immediate He The Rams of South Bend regained nolds. Storey and Barry, Freshmen; with the help and direction of Mai question with the ease of a chorus worked diligently to develop his sys• the top in the football world in 1929 Gaynor, Riley, Dubiel and Fitzpatrick, Brown, removed the chairs, swept cutie going through her paces." he tem of football, and its effects were and '30. Rockne produced two unde• Sophomores; McDonald. Juniors; Der• the floor and put up the baskets, be• retaliated, swallowing half of his rope. most gratifying. In the first three feated teams which vanquished the ing and Jurasko. Guzman; Durnin, fore commencing play. "After four months of peerless labor years, his teams set up a record of finest elevens from coast to coast. Seniors. They willingly and wholeheartedly with the text books, we were floored. 21 consecutive wins before being set Then the tragedy which shocked the assumed the chores of janitors for the Thereupon, we became the immortal back by Iowa, coached by Howard world took one of the finest coaches time being so that a champion could Flunkeroos. We passed through our Jones. Big 220-pound Slater, a col• and sportsmen of all time From Varsity Baseball be determined. If they weren't inter• trials and tribulations with all the ored boy. was instrumental in Iowa's these last two teams Rockne sent into ested in engaging in this kind of eclat of a sultan entering a harem Squad in Shape victory. Some of Rockne's stars of the football world such men as athletic competition, they certainly on his night out We were not dis• those days were Dr. Eddie Anderson Schwartz of Creighton: Mullins of wouldn't have gone to all that bother mayed by the hapless events, but. on now at Holy Cross. Hartly "Hank" Loyola, New Orleans: Cochran. N. With two weeks of intensive prac• and' labor! the other hand, we were elated at Anderson now at Cincinnati. "Clip• Carolina State; Conley of John Car• tice drills behind them and three more We wish to express our heartfelt being established as the one and per" Smith of Villanova and the im• roll: Cannon. Georgia Tech; Carrideo, before their opening encounter with appreciation for the fine cooperation only group of Flunkeroos. mortal . one of Rockne's Missouri; Brill. La Salle in Philadel• St. Johns at Brooklyn on April 21. given us by the various teams and "At our last meeting, we decided greatest. phia; Chevigny, Texas; Lehy, Kurth. the Providence College Varsity base• its players Also to Sahadi, Batastini. that some form of recreation must Host Koskey. Metzger Savoldi and ball squad is rapidly rounding into and Durnin for their services as ref• be provided for the organization. Fame Has Spread Afar our own Hugh Devore. condition under the tutelage of Coach erees, to Mal Brown for the interest After moving up into the third de• The years from 1922 to 1924 signify Artie Quirk and aid in running the league, and gree of abstraction, we determined players and teams whose fame has These are only a few of the names The same keen competitive spirit to the student body as a whole which to play soft ball Our problem was spread afar This era was climaxed who have carried Rockne's system that was displayed during the first manifested great interest in the loop procuring a ball However, a trivial by the famous "Four Horsemen'' and into the football world. The suc- few days of practice is still prevalent It was the students* interest in the thing like this could never prevent Seven Mules" of 1924. During these cess of this system has asserted it• as all positions have not yet been league that made the undertaking a us youths from gaining our end. years. Rockne turned out such out• self for the past quarter of a century. definitely filled. The only sore spot success. Ferrying People to Hub Airport standing players and coaches as Frank Of the "Bowl" representatives last "I have been ferrying people from Thomas of Alabama. "Buck" Shaw years'. Alabama. Rice. Santa Clara. in the Friar machine seems to be the of Santa Clara, Adam Walsh of Bow- Auburn and Duquesne. operated under condition of Vic Lynch's pitching arm. HERE AND THERE Providence to the Boston airport. The doin. of Xavier, a Notre Dame system. It is doubtful that Vic will be avail• Our vote for the outstanding player economic rent derived from this busi• of Niagara. Huntsinger, formerly of Individual Blocking able for mound duty for the season's in this years intramural court loop ness was used to purchase a soft ball Niagara; Collins, formerly of N. Caro• "Individual blocking is the key• goes to Ray Collins of Guzman. We And next Thursday we shall give lina State; of Fordham. note to the Notre Dame system." ac• believe he was good enough for var• Izzy's Sluggers the severest trounc• Deuse Leads Backstops of Wisconsin. Don cording to Coach Devore That is The four leading chuckers are Paul sity competition. He possesses all the ing they will ever have the oppor• Miller, formerly of Ohio State. Elmer why a long and hard session of spring Ryan. Joe Kwasniewski, Tony Scavat- requisites of a good basketball per• tunity to receive." Layden of Notre Dame, Jim Phelan drills is necessary. Some colleges re• to. and Jim Padden. These boys have former and would have done very Mr Lanter also informed us that of Washington U, of quire a daily lecture from twelve turned in some fine exhibitions in well ... Mr. Ray Baker is under the his lads will devour gurnet and sip Purdue. Bill Miller of Navy, Harry noon to 12:45. At Fordham. night intra-squad contests. Elt Deuse has impression that softball is a sissy's kurmiss between innings No rebate Mehre of Mississippi. Tom Liem of lectures supplement the daily drills. been doing the major share of the game. We wonder if he knows that will be granted to any of the spec• Loyola and Ray Miller, former Cleve• These drills and lectures are essen• matching, but he is being hard-pressed Joe Louis indulges in a bit of soft- tators regardless of the amount of land mayor The Miller name is one tial to teach the fundamentals of by John "Slip" Barnini and Bill ball? And we wouldn't exactly call gefulte fish consummed during the of the greatest in Notre Dame history the system. Spinnler. Mr. Louis a sissy. Would you? At course of the game. In 1926. Notre Dame's undefeated Providence College has taken a pro• Freshman candidates will report to least we wouldn't, not while we're Izzy was equally confident that his record was marred by a surprise vic• gressive step in football in adopting Coach Quirk today Battery men have sane! . . . It's a little early to be indefatigable sluggers would emerge tory by Carnegie Tech while Rockne the Notre Dame system. Its success in been working out daily with the var• nominating diamond stars. But, never• from the war to settle all wars with was scouting another opponent. Both the past speaks for itself May Hugh sity Among these are Walter Morris, theless, we're going to get the jump the lion's share of the spoils. He 1927 and '28 were off years at No• Devore and Providence College help "Lefty" Fallon and Amby Reynolds, on the rest of the scribsters by select• went on to point out the fact that his tre Dame Yet such stars as Christie spread the fame of the immortal lead• pitchers: and Jack Levey and Paul ing Johnny Ayvasian as a coming sluggers all hit well over .400 and Flanagan. Bud Gebert. John Law. er. Knute Rockne Whalen, receivers. baseball standout. (Continued on Page 8. Col. 2) 6 THE COWL, FRIDAY. APRIL 1, 1938 Cowl Scoops A Real "Silver Lining" SCO WL New York Sun Down Broadway with (Associated Collegiate Press Corres• F. Maurice We wantedt1o know what lime the pondents) Spillane, '40 sun sets here tonight so we could say so in our editorial on intramural The Lighter Side sports. Looking in the New York Hal Kemp and his band debut in a After mulling over the mundane Times, we found the time as 6:18 But, new CBS network show for an all mutterings of the multitude, and tak• reading proofs we began to wonder white shoe polish April 19 . . . Hal ing the consensus of the balloteers

Now that the balmy days have ar• rived, it seems like a good time to give out the rules that will make mo• toring time a safer, saner, season. Here they are. "Rules of the Road" or "How to Finish College in Less Than Four Years." 1. Don't give the other driver (the bonehead) the right of way; cut in front of him—he's probably only rush• ing to the corner drug store to get a two for five cigar. 2 Don't stop at stop signs. The State has to do something with its money, so it gives the signs to un• employed fellows to stick up for fun. 3. Drive 50 miles an hour through "Alcatraz Gardens" (River Ave.). If one of the sewer pipes doesn't get you. a PWA worker with a pick will. 4. Bump everybody else off the road. They have no right there any• ways, and where did they get their THE COWL. FRIDAY. APRIL 1, I938 7

STUDENTS VOTE NEW RING IN COWL POLL Bucknell-P.C. Juniors Modify Sights and Sounds (Continued from Page 1) Debate April 7 Early Plans the present policies of Roosevelt, the Sighta: Milt Blieden nursing a bad vote was yes, 219 and no. 182 This Contest Will Be Staged at St. shoulder after tackling a football dum• For "Week" my a little too hard . . . That Junior substantial victory for Roosevelt, Xavier's Academy As• Prom algn on the window near the however, may be susceptible of fur• Rings to Be Ready First Week elevator—you'll get eye •train reading ther Interpretation, however, In view sembly it. and since when li Junior abbre• of the question of a third term Only of May; Will Take viated that way? The musical come• 145 would give Roosevelt a third term, Providence College will uphold the Orders Monday dy sign outside The Cowl office . . . as against 285 who would not. affirmative of the National Labor The new Junior ring which will better check those dates. It la run• bp the standard P. C. ring ohuwii Examining the reading habits of Relations Board question in a debate Slightly modified final plans for ning April 26-29 not April 22-29 . . . the voters The Cowl found that the Junior Week, calling for three major from two sides. A large gallery gaping in awe at Ber• with Bucknell College. Pennsylvania, total number of books read during events and an extensive alhletic pro• nice Clair . . . Doc O'Neill In several at St Xavier's Academy next Thurs• the past year was 7809. an average gram besides the Prom, were an• new modish spring suits, one with a of 20 for each student 360 read at day afternoon. The Providence Col• nounced by Daniel F. Murphy, presi• Scrimmages Feature lapel carnation or something . . .Corri• least one paper daily, and most read lege debaters will be Walter F. Gib• dent of the class of 1939. yesterday. dor walkers — towering Frosh Rey• two or three Only 55 stated that bons. 39. Frank G. McGovern. '39. The Week will start on Wednesday Spring Grid Drills nolds and carroted Kenneth McGowan . , . John "Stretch" Stratton in a they read no paper every day. and Eugene J. McElroy, Jr.. '39. May 4, and close on Tuesday morn• ing May 10 shrieking green shirt and tie. Who Four Providence College men will Sessions Expected to Last for was the P.C, student who did a CAST OF COMEDY Arrangements for the various affairs represent the Committee on Naval Three or Four Weeks specialty dance in the Little Rhody IN REHEARSALS of the Week are being completed by Revue. "Buyers Beware" at R. I. Affairs" when Ihe U.S. Model Con• More the committees in charge John F. State College this week? He's a Jun• (Continued from Page 1) gress convenes at Rhode Island State McQueeney, chairman of the Stag ior and hails from those South County be purchased daily at the Rotunda College, Kingston on April 7 and 8 Banquet group, whose function will With scrimmages taking up a big parts Why wasn't the basketball or at the band room They will debate the question "Re• inaugurate Ihe official program for part of each session the Providence equipment carted out of the audi• the period, expects to engage a caterer College varsity football candidates Many designs for chorine costumes solved That the United Slates Main• torium after the intramurals last week and fill out the evening's program wind up another week of Intense and why did the players have to put have been submitted by costumers. tain a Navy Equal to the World's Carl Breckel. '38, is costume direc• before the next class meeting Charles work Pass plays and pass defence it up in the first place? Strongest." Michael A. Coyne, '39 and tor for "Friar Away". F. McElroy, Leo Flynn and Arthur were stressed during the early part Robert C. Healey, '39, will support St. Germaine. who lead the commit• of the week with Larry Shattuck and Sets have been designed and skele• Sounds: Joe Isacco. Tom Durnin and the proposition, while Norman J. Car- tees for the Boxing Bouts, Theatre Bill Carter doing most of the ball tons have been placed on the stage George O'Brien in heated argument Party and Athletic Program, respec• tossing. in Harkins Hall for rehearsals. ignan. '39 and John H. Fanning. '38. . . . A girlish voice asking for Ray tively, have their assistants busily Several players have been outstand• Belliveau at Manning 8566 . . . George The College glee club and the or• will take the negative stand engaged in Insuring the success of ing during the scrimmages. In the Long spending an enormous amount chestra are practicing regularly for Eugene J. McElroy. Jr. '39. will their events ball carrying department It was Char• of time in the booth ... Lionel Landry the show under the direction of the deliver an after-dinner speech on a ley Avedisian. Larry Shattuck and Rev. Leo S. Cannon. OP James J. Gallogly. chairman of the devastating Kay Conway ... A piano national topic Junior Prom committee, said yester• Bill Carter Leading the blockers were tuner putting the auditorium and Nine representatives of the Debat• day that no favor for the dance had Capt "Gig" Pariseau and Bob John• bandroom pianos into shape . . . Dan ing Union will Judge Ihe finals of the as yet been chosen The wide choice ston at the guards and Stan Esilonis Geary holding forth in the cafeteria. New England Interscholastic Debate of attractive souvenirs before the com• and Paul Sweeney at the tackles. Question of the Week: Where did series tomorrow at Technical High mittee has necessitated a slight delay Practically all the candidates who Tip-It originate? School, in Fall River. Mass They for more careful deliberation. Gal• were on the Injured list have re- More Sights: Father Dillon stepping are Eugene J. McElroy, Jr. '39: Frank logly declared turned to practice Ted Alexakos. from a cab after a visit to New York freshman star from Dracut, Mass., G. McGovern. '38. John H. Fanning Orchestra Popular where he saw the Master General . . '38. Timothy R. Crawley. '38: Albert and Fred Domke. backfield ace. re- So many people selling Fuller Brush• Art Shaw and his orchestra, who E. Paine. '38. Robert C. Healey, '39: port to practice each day but as yet es ... E. Riley Hughes of hallowed re• will furnish the music at the Prom, Walter F Gibbons. '39: and Michael are unable to participate in contact pute revisiting the old scenes . . . The have won many new supporters in A Coyne. "39. work due to their injuries. No Parking signs all over the place the student body, since beginning his It Is not known how extended the . . Wonder what Father Chandler The intramural program of debat• coast-to-coast broadcast series early spring session is to be but It Is ex• thinks of the study hours reported in ing will resume next Monday evening last week. The "King of the Clarinet'" pected that it wilt wind up in three the Cowl poll? Very, very interest• in Room 21 at 7:30 p.m has all the swing fans waiting im• or four more weeks ing! patiently for the night of May 9 Bil- lie Halliday. the vocalist with Shaw's Sublime and Ridiculous: (I) Is it DAVID ADAIR, FORMER P.C orchestra has long been famous as true what they say about Newport? the girl who "originated the current (3) John Savage skipping rope on ATHLETE, NAMED TO CLUB swing style of singing as utilized by Main St, Pawtucket. and buying pen• Ella Fitzgerald, Mildred Bailey, and ny candy in the Ave and dime store David Adair, former Providence Others'' Billie has been a frequent of that city. College athlete, will conduct a play guest on the Saturday Night Swing and activities program at the Dunes Session whicn means she is tops in Club, Narragansett. this summer. This 11 am and 1 p.m. on the first three the world of sing and swing program seeks to provide for athletic days of this week. Representatives Rings Due in May and social advantages for members of of the firm handling the rings esti• the Dunes Club and the Point Judith Providence College men will be mated that these orders would be Country Ctub. wearing the new standard class ring filled before the Senior Cap and Gown Adair, at present during the first week of May it was dance on May 2. Father Georges has and English teacher at Canterbury learned yesterday Orders for the ring announced that a salesman from the School in New Millford. Conn., played were taken in the targe parlor of ring company will receive orders in varsity football and basketball for Harkins Hall between the hours of the large parlor Monday morning the Friars in 1926. The following ye?r he transferred to Cedarville. Ohio, and then later completed his educa• tion at Lake Forest. Chicago, where he coached baseball after receiving his degree.

Say wait a minute fellows remem• ber what day it is . . . Remember the famous Barnum statement about the condition of our birth rate . . . Are you self-conscious. 8 THE COWL. FRIDAY. APRIL 1, 1938

SLUGGERS MEET sixth inning. Izzy's ball heavers «rUl NEW EMBLEM Seniors Will Be Quotable Quotes FLUNKEROOS munch on you-guess-what-kind-of By Associated Collegiate Press sandwiches and other forms of foreign 'If I had enough money of my delicacies. Both teams will quench Fitted for Gowns (Continued from Page 5) own. I'd buy a little college In the their thirst on certain dark and hand• defeat and his boys know not each The Senior class Cap and Gown Micks where I could develop football some beverages certain to imbue the other Committee has selected the official teams without Interference from fac• performers with a new fire and dash "It Is true", he emphatically stated, senior academic robes, it was an• ulty or alumni" Jumping Joe Sa- "that we are from the mob But we Murphy Boys to Perform nounced this week by Harold Nagle. voldi. All- can add two and two and those guys Lantner, "Tweezer Holder" Bowen, chairman of the Senior Cap and American has a new formula for •lot scaring us just because they Major Reilley, Hodson, Smore, Whal- Gown Committee After examining making gridiron greats can go Into the the id degree of ab• ley, Connery, Baldi, Larry "The Babe" the contracts of all firms submitting straction. We're a bunch of hitting Shattuck and Bagley will comprise bids it was decided that the Waldorf Unseleeiive. mass education is in fools We ain't afraid of nobody. And the O'Neillian Flunkeroos team Izzy's Clothing Company was best qualified no sense a substitute for the more what's more we'll slug the pan la Sluggers will be mode up of such from the student viewpoint to furnish highly specialised instruction and off em It won't even be funny. Why classy performers as the Murphy boys the senior class with their Caps and training of the gifted individuals In doae Flunkeroos don't know the dif• —Bob and Dan. Gene "Seen and Hold" Gowns'' Academic robes may be pur• each generation ' Columbia Univer• ference from shortstop and foist base. McElroy. Tim Crawley, "Casanova" At a meeting of the Friars Club chased or rented as the individual sity i Prof W C Bagley. however, They're a bunch of bums, those Flunk• student desires.. does want Individuals trained to meet Paine, Hal "Look out fer me glasses" held last night It was unanimously eroos. We'll beat em any day in the changing situations. Rich. Big Bill Thompson (just re• A representative of the Waldorf week. Including Sunday. Easter, and voted to adopt the above emblem as leased from Atlanta). "Frenchy" Beau- Company. Vincent Greene. '38. will Peaach. Ya gotto stick wid us!" the official emblem of the Club. The dro and Billy "Oh, I am so bashful'' . be in the small parlor to take meas• Flunks to Wear Pink Shorts Dodd. Oh, yes. and that borsht eater president and other officers of the urements on Monday morning from himself—Izzy. club spoke at some length regarding Three ambulances will cart all 10 00 until 1:00 Mr. Greene will also dead, injured, and wounded players In order to avoid all unnecessary the innovation, and they will probably be available for measurements every and spectators to the Rhode Island shoving, pushing and crowding you speak at longer length when they see day until Friday after 11:00. It is urged by the committee that all sen- Hospital after hostilities have ceased. are urged to put in an early appear• this . . . The Indomitable Sluggers will be ance. Umbrellas will be furnished for 11 r- signify their intention of secur• attired In nifty outfits of juste-au- a nominal fee, if it should perchance ing Cap and Gown as soon as possi• corps. while the O'Neillian Flunk• come water from above. Intrepidly Conference Here ble. Early measurements will insure eroos will wear combination shin the lads will smite each other in vari• The Catholic Round Table Confer• perfect fitting. pads.masks of various and intricate ous places for the honor of those two, ence, a scientific organization, will The committee is composed of Har• design.' pink aborts and steel chest two for a jit seegars. Don't fall to meet at Providence College on Satur• old Nagle. chairman; William Tully. protectors. be on band to witness what Is des• day. April 23. The Rev. Paul D. Red• John Crowley, Harry Brennan. Clar- tined to be one of the greatest com• Kosher dinners will be served with mond. O.P., of the College. Is Chair• |ence Curran, John Corrigan, Frank bats of all times. kippered herrings at the end of the man of the Board for the meeting. McGovern,