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Woodlands Media Po Box 5027 Ringwood Vic 3134 woodlands media po box 5027 ringwood vic 3134 04 1738 0340 [email protected] QUOTE UNQUOTE is a great tool. Voice International has already found them to lift the credibility, sound and vibe of the station. I encourage every Christian station to tap into the words and testimonials on offer that ultimately point to REAL LIFE, with a relationship every listener can have with the living GOD via Jesus Christ. These quotes are literally little testimonials that can not be questioned or argued against, and will help you as a station have more impact in your community. Phil Gray Voice International Program Director QUOTE UNQUOTE QUOTE UNQUOTE is a series of 250 one-minute artist interview spots on 4CDs that you can use ‘one a day’ over the next 12-months, or to create a special weekend/week. QUOTE UNQUOTE provides your listeners with great stories and snappy insights, as well as interesting biographical information. Established acts include Audio Adrenaline, Avalon, CeCe Winans, Crystal Lewis, East West, FFH, Ginny Owens, Jaci Velasquez, Jars of Clay, Joy Williams, Mark Schultz, Mary Mary, Michelle Tumes, Newsboys, Nichole Nordeman, Out of Eden, Out of the Grey, PFR, Plus One, Rebecca St James, Sara Groves, Shaun Groves, Skillet, Stacie Orrico, Steve Grace, Tait, Third Day, Trinitee 5:7, True Vibe, Twila Paris, Watermark, Woody Rock, and Zoegirl. Ensuring your station is completely up-to-date, QUOTE UNQUOTE also includes this year’s hottest new artists - 38th Parallel, Big Daddy Weave, Daily Planet, Inside the Outside, Souljahz, and Robin Welty. Funded and produced by Woodlands Media, QUOTE UNQUOTE features 135 different Christian acts talking about their music and the faith that drives it. The series took more than 150 studio hours to edit, and three years to compile. Listen to the attached sound file from Jars of Clay introducing its new song “Fly”. Imagine playing it on-air, then airing the song… That’s how easy it is to use QUOTE UNQUOTE! Email Woodlands Media for further information. Isn’t it time you enhanced the sound of your station, and delighted your listeners with QUOTE UNQUOTE? Email: [email protected].
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