Ask not what the Club can do for you, but what you can do for your Club In her Chairman’s Message, Hilary Walker outlines the Club’s aims and objectives
n the last issue, I mused on what the club had achieved subs will be due on June 1st). Please think hard about what in the last millennium and what it might lead to in you can do for the club and it would be great if more of you I future years. This month, rather than musing further would stand for the committee. Fresh blood would be generally along those lines, I thought that it would be appreciated (you didn’t know the club was a vampire did useful to consider more specifically the aims and objectives you?). Your chairman has been in place for 14 years (as of the club. The committee’s views of what we are here for, many years as she has run the London Marathon!) and she where we might go and how we might get there (!) are feels that sometime soon the club probably needs a different quoted below. They have been circulated before and those face to reflect the changes over the years. She’s worried that of you who access the website will have found them there as she will get fossilised in the position! well. However, they have now been updated and I hope you All food for thought. So read on: all will take time to read these comments. Those of you who take the Club rules to bed will know our Please take home the message that it needs ALL of us to objective is “the promotion of amateur athletics and make the club go and people are always needed to organise recreational running”. That gives us a pretty broad target and enjoy the various activities. We are currently in and though we seem to be hitting it quite well, judging by desperate need of more people to take up the rewarding our membership, good participation in club and open events work of coaching - there are numerous basic courses that and our successes, the Committee is keen to know from Derek Turner can tell you about - as well as officials for members whether we can improve our performance. road, track and field. And, just as important, to organise our numerous social events! continued on page 2 On these lines, you will be receiving with the Serpentimes advance notice of the AGM on July 1st (and a reminder that
What’s On - April to July April 3 Track and Field - Div 2 Harrow, Div 4 Braunton 15 Nick’s Family Fun Day 10 Handicap (Note 1 week delay) 16 London Marathon and celebrations afterwards 10 Meal of the Month (reservations due 4/6) ASAP 7 Sisters entries to Derek Turner 17 Club championship 10k -Battersea Pk. band stand 30 Bournemouth Half Marathon with Sami 17 “Saturday Club Run” poll due May 17 Nominations for committee due 6 Track and Field - Div2 Richmond, Div 4 Hemel 18 Summer League - Harrow 6 Handicap 21 Club Championship 5k - Batt. Pk. (reg at track) 7 Summer League - Dulwich Park 24 Track and Field - Div 2 Exeter, Div 4 Mile End 13,14 Greenbelt Relay 28 Club Championship 3k - Batt. Pk. (reg at track) 20 Shakespeare at The Globe with Robert Bennett July 20 Club Championship 1k - Hyde Park 1 Handicap 21 Sudbury Court 10k 1 AGM 21 Club Championship Half Marathon - Richmond 5 Club Championship 1 mile - Battersea track June 8 Track and Field - Div 2 Brighton, Div 4 Kingston 1 Deadline for Summer Serpentimes 16 Summer League - Perivale 1 Membership renewals due 22 Track and Field - Div 2&4 Battersea 3,4 Welsh Castles Relay 29 Davos Chairman’s Message of a broader range of activities. This Any improvements that further the means the social side of the Club is aims of the club or add to the Continued from front page also important, so we wish to: enjoyment of club membership are always welcome. Ideas can be passed In addition to just running the Club ! keep working to find a good to a Committee member (your according to the rules, we see the permanent base for the Club. elected representatives) for role of the Committee as being a Our sights are set on being discussion at a future Committee support to our members, at all levels around Hyde Park meeting. " of performance, in their enjoyment ! improve the supply of Hilary Walker of athletics and running. We believe information to members. The this includes support for: “Serpentimes” has been started ! recreational running for those to bring the “Good News”, four who aim to keep fit and find it times a year, to all members by Table of Contents useful, or fun, to belong to the post Features Club ! encourage new members and Ask the Doc 22 ! competitive road and cross- their participation in Club How to survive the Marathon 23 country running, which seems activities. Our website and Running Routes 33 likely to always be a strong part training aimed specifically at new of Club activity members and new runners are Running Stories Great Greek Island Run 3 ! competitive track and field already helping we think Lanzarote 3 athletics, which is perhaps more ! improve our calendar of social events. These often depend on Short Running Life 4 difficult in some respects, for Slowly and never more 5 instance the provision of the enthusiasm of individuals than half an hour specialist coaching. who are prepared to do the View from the Fiesta 7 work. We will be happy to have AWOL in Llangollen 8 We think to provide this support we volunteers, or pressed need to: men/women for that matter! Team News ! organise training and coaching. ! keep up with the changing needs Captain’s Logs 13 There is already a good of members Kings of the Country 13 X-Country Statistics 15 programme provided by the ! continue to provide financial efforts of individual members, benefits where possible, such as discount arrangements. Track & Field but we may not be meeting Kings of the Track 19 Members also, of course, already everyone’s needs It’s a foul jump 21 ! organise individual and team have cheaper entries to many Track Etiquette 21 entries to events. You may have non-club events noticed recent improvements in ! add a little excitement to all our Serpentine Activities this area with listings in the lives with the "big" events like Green Belt Relay 24 newsletter and new women’s Welsh Castles, Green Belt Relay, Davos 24 captains who never take no for Norfolk Relay, Gigondas, Robert’s Conjunction 26 Lanzarote and Davos. A Tempest in the Serpentine 27 an answer Music of the Serpentines 28 ! organise club competitions and We need to encourage all members Family Fun Day 29 events. These include the of the club to enjoy our activities to Seven Sisters 30 monthly handicap, the hill sprint the full and this means that Meal of the Month 31 challenge, the monthly 5K, and behaviour by members which acts Bournemouth with Sami 31 the age-graded championship contrary to this (racism, sexism etc.) ! provide information to members should not be tolerated by the club. Regular Goings On about all these activities. The Any incident that arises which could Handicap 37 newsletter and telephone are our Club Championships 41 deter someone from club activities Summer League 41 main methods but we are aware should be referred to the Club Hill Sprint Challenge 42 we may not be reaching all committee (preferably via the Hon. Sudbury Court 42 interested members. Secretary). This is particularly Club Championship Stats 43 We do not, though, think the Club is important in a case where the matter Thursdays with Derek 44 only about running, despite what an remains unresolved to the Regular Columns eavesdropper to Club conversations satisfaction of anyone directly concerned. The Committee will Chairman’s Message 1 might think. In addition to this (and The Serpentimes Interview 11 jumping and throwing) we have to consider all the information available and can take appropriate Starter Pack 17 provide an environment in which Letters to the Committee 32 members find support in their action as allowed by club rules if this Committee Minutes 32 efforts and enjoyment in being part is necessary. In Olden Times 39
Odds & Ends T-Shirt Poll 40 Committee Members 48 Club Diary Encl. 3 Running Stories… The Great Greek Island Lanzarote Run Aqua-jogging, skinny-dipping, Matthew’s apartment; Ian reports on this popular Club trip What happens when you ask the islanders on Skyros to run a half marathon? tarkly beautiful volcanic island off the coast of Africa in the group of islands known as the Canaries. Sunny o cut a long argument short and come up with a skies, daytime temperatures of 23 Centigrade or more. united front, in the summer of 1997 we both decided S Dave arrives at the airport wearing his raincoat just in T at exactly the same time to “put together” our own case. marathon. Club La Santa is on the more remote west coast of the Pete Webb and I were working together at Atsitsa, a holistic island, far away from the timeshare salesmen and their nylon holiday centre on the tourist-shy Greek island of Skyros. shirted, Viva España baseball capped, chain smoking, lager During a prolonged, post-run babble we discovered that the quaffing victims. I was spending a week in the company of solitary, tarmac road linking the white-washed, cliff-clinging supremely fit athletes, the bronzed bodies of men and village of Skyros to our Centre on the opposite side of the women honed and toned to the peak of physical perfection. island was almost exactly the distance of a half marathon. No, not Serpentine Running Club – I am talking about the German Triathlon Squad. Within minutes it was our goal, not only to attempt the hilly, sun-baked course with whoever wished to run with us, but So what goes on there? Triathlons, duathlons, aquathlons, to raise money simultaneously through our guests and the plain running - both social and competitive, cycling, wind island’s permanent population for the obscenely spartan surfing, aerobics, swimming, tennis, dance classes, if it’s health clinic. The endorphine-assisted conversation ended athletic it’s happening. All included in the price as well. with us picking a date late in the summer that gave us a mild chance of not being cooked alive en route, and more Down to details. Our group this year was about 24 people importantly fitted neatly into the international marathon and a more enthusiastic group you couldn’t wish for. The calender just ahead of New York. Nature’s drugs are the day after our arrival we turned out for the half marathon, best! next morning was the triathlon. Later in the week was a 10K, and a run, bike, run and another one but off road instead. I cannot recall my dreams that night but I woke up with my Star performer as usual was Terry Nicholson who did just chest straining towards an imaginary tape, one arm held high about everything closely followed by Owen, Grethe and Sue above my head, the other with its elbow buried deep into my Ellen and (modestly) myself who missed out on one or two pillow which I now realize symbolised Pete’s face. events. (Grethe and Sue Ellen were excused the 10K as they were running a 20-mile training run at the time, Owen and I had new shoes and Pete had Terry were excused as they were running 23 miles!). laundered his running top Meanwhile there was still a lot of time for topping up tans around the leisure pool or exploring the island. Results of all The realities began to ache after a hot shower and feta salad, the races will have appeared by now in the weekly as the response from the local community ranged from, newsletter. “Great! How can we help?” to, “Don’t bother, no-one will be interested.” Or most commonly, a blank expression continued on next page followed by a confused, patronising smile.
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True Serpie-stories from Bob Davidson Twenty-five Serpies went to Chateauneuf du Pape one year. One day, Kathy Crilley, Sheila Hartley and Bob went for a walk around the vineyards. At their return, they found the rest of the Serpies relaxing at the cafe bar in the town square. Sheila said, “let’s have a drink. I’ll get them.” So she said to a chap in a black suit, “could I have one glass of wine, an orange and a beer, please?” He turned without a word and disappeared into the cafe. A few minutes later, he returned and said to Sheila, “Madame, I have ordered your drinks, but for your information, I am not the waiter, but the bank manager upstairs.” bored me for years with his running Lanzarote Perspectives continued from previous page talk and I couldn’t understand why anyone would want to fly to Hong Reflections on a Kong, Macao or Bangkok to run a What other highlights were there? marathon. Surely one went to Hong Kong to shop and to eat and to ! Well, there was the much hyped Short Running Bangkok to look at temples, to eat aqua jogging contest between and to have a massage - a Ron and Dave which was a Life therapeutic one, of course. I photo finish (or would have Why do we run? Ken Kwok tackles suppose he wore me down in the been except someone walked in end. But 2 miles was like a marathon front of the camera at the crucial this question with insight and and I was passed by Kathy Crilley moment). sensitivity. walking. John, who had a lot of ! Film of the week in Matthew’s his is not quite an obituary professional experience with alcohol apartment where we watched the although, after a year of and drug addiction, used to talk rushes (?) of Ron’s video of the persistent mechanical about the positive addiction of events of the week, totally T running (and I have adopted this problems, it has often felt hilarious. like the end of running as I knew it. attitude when trying to ‘sell’ running ! Matthew’s apartment!!! as a means of stress reduction) and ! Hannah’s trip to the market at It doesn’t seem so long ago that I one soon began to enjoy the Teguise from whence she was the new boy at the Club, ‘new’ adrenaline of a track or hill session returned saying that the real both to the Club and to running – and to miss the endorphins when world was not like La Santa but there were three new members that not running. Still, it was some years full of (see beginning of second year. I joined for anthropological before I ran as far as 10 miles, so paragraph). and psychological reasons. On my new runners take heart. There have first day at the Club, at Alexandra been many ‘highs’; many races won ! The bike ride to the next village (not actually coming first mind you, on the coast which culminated in Lodge, I met Barrie Laverick and Caroline Tahourdin. Barrie, awaiting just finishing!) but also the ignominy spontaneous skinny-dipping of being overtaken by a baby jogger (how does that man persuade a renal transplant, was on peritoneal dialysis and was standing behind the in a New Year’s Day race in women to take their clothes off Berkeley, California and by a at the drop of a hat). You will be bar with all the infusion tubes in him and holding up a litre of dialysis chicken in my first London relieved to note that this is not Marathon. on the video recording. fluid, and Caroline had had an even more major transplant (both were ! Huw, who won the 10K and later to win many medals at World Professionally, I have learned a lot half marathon in brilliant times Transplant Games) – what made about sports medicine, a Cinderella ! Sarah who was first woman them run? One had heard of the area of medicine, from my own and home in the half marathon loneliness of the long distance others’ injuries; and now I have some idea about esoteric subjects ! Roy for just coming out with runner so what are runners really such as biomechanical imbalance the best one-liners you ever like? It was intimidating that almost and have a better understanding of heard everyone seemed to have run marathons (running 26 miles was the physiological and metabolic Well you could just go on and on. quite beyond one’s imagination effects of exercise. Isn’t it curious Thanks to Maggie for doing the then) but I was reassured that that though that while it is usually not organising in the UK and to Eve for was not the case. That was a good form to talk about one’s doing the same in Lanzarote. If you kindness. health, runners can have polite have a week spare next March, you conversations swapping details of are guaranteed a good time whatever Just before that, and I cannot their injuries? As to my original you like to do. And it’s not all explain it, I was persuaded by Dr. thoughts on anthropology and training. Just ask Simon what he was John Stonham to run in a Sri psychology, my conclusions thus far doing until 5am some mornings! " Chinmoy 2 mile race. John had are quite simple. Ian Hall continued on next page
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Reflections on a short and protects against coronaries, finished 2 minutes before me and stroke, diabetes and breast and had collapsed was in dire need of running life continued from previous page colon cancers. help for, despite St. John’s ambulancemen and another doctor, Any regrets? Yes – I wish I had she died. Far from the loneliness of the long joined the Club years earlier; I wish distance runner, there is in fact that I had stepped up the pace in the I am still confused when asked if I much camaraderie, and even Club Mile race some years ago when "enjoyed" a race. "Enjoy" may apply romance, to it. And why do runners Ron Hagell was not fit and thus I to the adrenaline and endorphins run? Perhaps, and without recourse blew my one and only chance of afterwards, or the goodie bag, or the to medical research, they know ever beating him; I wish that, rather magnificent lunch after Windsor instinctively that running reduces dazed by a PB at the Bath Half Half Marathon but the race – well, cholesterol and blood pressure, Marathon, I had been more alert to it’s there to be run. But then, I increases bone density, reduces the fact that a young runner who suppose I’m not yet a proper runner. blood viscosity and platelet had stickiness, Ken Kwok
Perspectives think most readers of this will then dropped dead one day from sympathise and understand. But previously unsuspected heart what is this madness that drives us disease. It was his book, and it Slowly – and out in all weathers and (often) states encouraged me to get some proper of health to run a loop that we know running shoes - well, they wouldn’t never more than only too well? A loop with which we get much applause these days, but at are so familiar that we could almost least they offered a little more half an hour … (and often do, more or less) run it in cushioning than the wafer -thin our sleep? What bug infected me tennis shoes. But there is a danger in Edward Liddell reminisces about how with the highly contagious running learning all one’s running lore from he came to be a runner. disease? Let’s go back a bit and try books. to recollect. s I write this, slave as I am to deadlines, today is the Fast forward from school sports Nobody told me about A 29th February, 2000, a day days (no real memory, too long ago) running shoes wearing out for taking stock, for thinking to a day quite a few years later about the future (particularly what beside Lake Geneva, down the hill Somehow I got the idea that I risked awaits me in 6 week’s time), for from Lausanne where I was living serious damage if I ran for more being grateful for all that running and working at the time. I was than 1/2 hour. I think this must has given me. Somehow I have a enticed by some friends to go out have been advice for beginners that feeling that one should do all those for a run one weekend - the skiing I picked up and modified things in a Leap Year. Let’s start by season was over and there wasn’t unconsciously to let myself off any thinking about where I am now and much else to do. obligation to run further. So I just how it came about. plodded around Lausanne, then Right now, I am sitting at the word I stopped working for a Hong Kong, followed by Lausanne again, succeded by Highbury when I processor (obviously) and the tobacco company proximate cause is that in a moment moved back to London, followed by Clapham (God, do I know Clapham of lunacy I volunteered to write this I ran wearing tennis shoes for about piece; but I am also longing to put Common well!) and Southfields. 20 minutes. I finished gasping and Always slowly, and never for more on my running shoes and continue doubled over, but luckily, the my training, and deeply frustrated by than half an hour. Also no-one told inadequate footwear had no lasting me about running shoes wearing the physio’s orders forbidding ill consequences. I used to smoke at running until after the week-end. I out, however good they might be to the time - that lasted a little longer start with. Nor about the need to look wistfully at my running shoes but didn’t survive my move from (New Balance 851’s, I love them to compensate for oddities in one’s Lausanne (I stopped working for a running gait. So every now and then bits - strange expression but you tobacco company). I went out the know what I mean) but can’t put the shoes would wear out and I next day and bought a book on would start to get pain in my knees - them on (well I could but it would running, one that I still have, as a be a bit pointless just for walking but what could be wrong when I matter of fact. Remember Jim Fixx? was sticking to the half hour limit around the flat). I long for the buzz Yes, the runner who rode the that running gives me but all I am and wearing good shoes popular running boom of the continued on page 10 allowed to do is to repeat dull eighties and must have made a stretches for my tight calf muscles. I fortune from writing about it, and 6 The Great Greek Island Run Housekeeping, and grabbed one. I made a mental note that next year it would be helpful if she could take the sponges continued from page 3 out of their cellophane wrappers and soak them. It emerged early on that the concept of sponsorship was far more a part of the British culture than we had realised. The oldest man in the village proudly There is no Greek word for sponsor. Bob-a-Job lost signalled the start with an involuntary wave something in translation too, so conversations could be of his shepherd’s crook summarised thus: “We run 20 km across the island and then you give us I have never enjoyed the scenery less. Nausea set in as the money for the clinic.” parched fields, with volcanic rocks dotted amongst the arid “Why?” soil, relented to thick gorse shrubs and shrivelled, pasty- green olive trees. I was nearly out of sight of Pete struggling “Why what? Why do you give us money?” with the sponge wrapper as we dropped sharply from “No, why do you run across the island? Just take this.” several hundred feet through dramatic pine forests to the “No, we can’t do that. First we train for 2 months, then run jagged coastline, where a desolate taverna had 150 ill- (with the incentive that donations are resting on it), then mannered goats as its only custom. you give the money.” Not far to go now. We’d both come a long way on our “Whatever.” personal journeys too and my mind was trotting out a “Will you run with us?” stream of life metaphors. These may be moments of At this point their whole body would recoil as if shot in spiritual enlightenment or the effects of chemicals bubbling slow motion by a blunderbuss. After regaining some through our grey matter on a fast spin cycle. Either way it composure they would point, with remarkable detachment, allows you to step out of the pain and jog dusty memories. accusingly at their enlarged stomach, knee brace, packet of In 1992 I had unwittingly spiralled downwards with the Camel, grey hair, beer, or children. In their army days of gravitational pull of alcohol and drugs, bottomed out with a course they ran that distance daily with a full pack - and thud and mercifully landed in the comforting arms of AA. they weren’t talking Camel. Just a little bull perhaps. Pete had struggled back to his feet after a three-year count at the hands of the lymphoma Hodgkin’s Disease. From On a depressingly glorious afternoon in late September we receiving the last rites in 1986 he ran his only previous half limbered up in the main square of the village. We had done marathon in Paris 18 months later. So for us these were everything possible to be in the best shape, having followed poignant and privileged moments. Joan Rivers once said a disciplined campaign involving much discussion of tactics she’d take up running when she sees a jogger smiling, but and race plans. The visualisations had been going sweating and grimacing is only skin deep. splendidly, carbo-loading had been strictly enforced, I had new shoes and Pete had laundered his running top. I had With tear-jerking synchronicity, however, as the sun melted gradually built up to three long massages a week. into the Aegean before us, Pete and I fell across the line hand in hand with Kate, an Australian nurse, to jointly A throbbing mass of nine others had been granted highly claim the first three places, and a niche in Skyrian folklore. sought after places along side us. Seven foreign staff from Our egos were bursting with the attention, and the coffers Atsitsa - nearly all novice runners in fancy dress - with the for the appeal bursting with others’ generosity. We were local bank manager and a boat skipper. So grateful were we able to present the island’s doctor with the heart for the two Greek entries that we tactfully restrained from defibrillator he had requested - ready for the following pointing out they were on bicycles. About 50 onlookers year’s race. yawned with anticipation as Baba Stamatis, the oldest man in the village, proudly signalled the start with an involuntary The Skyros half-marathon has caught on slowly. We wave of his shepherd’s crook. handed over the organisation, as was always our intention, to the local council in the hope it will be a permanent Atsitsa’s staff and guests for that day were exuberant in fixture. We were able to persuade Alan Storey, GM of the their support along the long and winding road. Water London marathon, to come out to Skyros the following stations, support vehicles, posters of encouragement all spring to offer his advice and encouragement. We have helped push away the mantra in one’s head that says at 40 raised nearly £30,000 since 1997 and helped bridge a gap I'm too old and unfit, and what’s the point anyway? between the islanders and its foreign tourists, previously filled predominantly by trade and business. The halfway point was marked by the tiny stone chapel of St. James, perched overlooking a valley of crumbling stone Last year, its third, there was a walkers’ group, a 10km race, animal shelters. Affectionately known to us as “F-Off a children’s event and a few brave islanders attempting the Mountain”. Here Pete ran through the water and sponge whole distance with us. station. He stretched blindly towards a neat pile of sponge- continued on next page backed scourers laid out by Julie, the Head of 7
The Great Greek Island Run On The Run - to bang themselves into a frenzy by the water stations, the handyman to stop 4 times for beer and a continued from previous page fag, Mavrikos the farmer to carry his plimsolls and run like We all finished in the village’s main square to be greeted by Zola Budd, and, most importantly, that homely feel that several hundred onlookers. To celebrate the day there were allows both of us to still dream of winning the bloody thing medal ceremonies, speeches by local dignitaries and a we started. musical soiree. If you wish to experience this year’s Skyros half marathon Yet the event needs to grow if it is to survive - it is still a on September 30th (and lessen our chances of a medal) very delicate flower. If it does I hope it never loses the please contact me on 020 7486 0133. informality that allows a troupe of drummers - Band Kevin Whelan
Greenbelt Relay 12.30 Jean Luc starts stage, 22 easier. Ruth has less positive minutes late. experience with another team's 12.31 Discover Sami is running the cyclist/map reader who leads several A View from the stage as Jean Luc's replacement. runners off course. Fiesta 12.35 Chase after Jean Luc, pick him 19.30 Tenth and final stage finishes up, take him to start of next stage. in Blackmore, conveniently next to a pub. Landlady directs runners to As usual, the 1997 race had its share 13.12 Arrive at Widmer End, driver another (empty) bar as “people are of adventures. Will this year be any and navigator stressed out after rally eating in here”. style journey. Jean Luc completely different? Nick Slade is presently 22.00 Large quantities of pasta, beer forming this year’s teams relaxed. See runners disappearing down road. Jean Luc sets off in hot and wine being consumed in Brentwood. aturday pursuit. Catches up with Nick, grabs his map. Nick says, hold on, this is 00.30 Runners return to hotel. 06.45 Nick Slade sitting alone his stage. Jean Luc returns to start Runners staying in annex do S on a bench by the pavilion in a line. Still smiling. eleventh stage of day (well, it misty Hyde Park waiting for his seemed a long way away!) team. 13.17 Sami and Heather finish their stage together after spending some 07.00 More conversation from 15 quality time in the woods. people than is healthy at this time in the morning. 13.20 Richard snacks on smoked salmon canapés (Sainsbury's best). unday 08.45 Buy Daily Telegraph, read Requests a nice chilled Chardonnay 06.30 Runners get up to do it front page, Met Office says it will to accompany them. Offered a can all over again. rain for 30 days. S of warm lager instead. 10.00 Stunning view of QE2 (Paper thrown away on Sunday 14.30 Jean Luc starts stage 6, his bridge from start of stage 3. James night, having got no further). third attempt of the day, and Lloyd arrives with bicycle having 09.00 Relay starts in front of manages to complete it without caught train to Dartford from Hampton Court. anyone telling him to stop. London. As his chain broke at the 10.20 Hugh Jones wins first stage in 15.15 Ruth Jackson and Ian Hall to station, he has just run 3 miles with impressive style; Richard Holloway run stage starting in St Albans. Sarah his bicycle. comes an excellent fourth. gives Ian her spare car key in case 10.19 Sue Lambert appears to be 11.00 Gabrielle discovers Legoland she has to run the following stage. starting her stage from the loo. is in Windsor and has to be 15.16 Ian loses Sarah's car key. No 10.20 Sue decides to start from start restrained from leaving the car. one can find it. Ian makes line with everyone else. 11.45 Minibus 1 has puncture in arrangements to find own way back 10.50 Set up water station at 9 miles. Slough with Jean Luc on board who to London. Joined by cars from other teams - is due to run his stage in 20 minutes 15.19 Stragglers runner finds car we soon have three water stations in time. Frantic activity on mobile key. Ian retains position as navigator 100 yards. phones. (just). 11:10 James flags down passing 12.10 Sarah Newton backtracks 15.20 Stage starts. Ian personally cyclist to borrow chain link remover route to Slough through heavy experiences the Poole Runners to repair chain. Sarah and Ian traffic, picks up Jean Luc in pitstop approach to the Green Belt: each of gobsmacked by this ingenuity. worthy of Formula 1 and takes Jean their runners has a cyclist with them Luc to stage start at Little Marlow. to route find, making Ian's life much continued on next page 8
A view from the Fiesta term atmosphere as everyone is on continued from previous page the roadside supporting their Welsh Castles runners. Nick completes stage on James' bike. Prospects for further 11:32 Sue runs by, locked in titanic additions to family severely reduced. AWOL in battle with two other runners. James does not blow up after 3 11:40 Margaret arrives in minibus to miles and runs a great race to come Llangollen say she can't find Jean Luc at third. (Reprinted from 1991 newsletter – Shoreham station. (He is coming Arthur and Beate are presently from London by train). Thinks his Green Belt Oscars forming this year’s teams) arrival has been delayed by engineering work on line. Classic Hilary for doing two(!) stages on the George Wilson has a drink the night example of Chinese whispers occurs second day. before the race and next morning... as we are later informed by David Beate, Margaret, Sarah, Nick and Street that Jean Luc couldn't run Ron for getting the show on the he following is a report on today because he was called out to road and keeping it there for the “my” weekend at the 1991 do some engineering work. Theory whole weekend. Welsh Castles Relay which as collapses when told Jean Luc is a T Ken, Ron and David for piloting the it transpired was not quite chef. minibuses with skill and panache the same as everybody else’s. Having 12.40 Team car passes Sami nearing through a maze of country lanes, the occasionally submitted articles to the the end of his stage. As they pull motoring equivalent of quarts into newsletter before, this event seemed alongside, the path disappears pint pots. a natural to report on, but I would behind a hedge. When Heather is probably have chosen not to make Everyone who ran their hearts out later told this story, she turns and public the full details of my weekend and contributed by just being there. asks Sami what he was doing behind had John Walker and others on our In Battersea Park they say “runners the hedge. minibus not insisted that this was are smilers”. There certainly seemed my “forfeit” for going AWOL. Any 13.00 Everyone relaxing on village a lot of smiling faces at Hampton gaps, which appear in my story of green at Tatsfield in afternoon Court on Sunday night. the weekend, are because I wasn’t sunshine. Sudden panic when we all Jean Luc who had more starts on there and will, I’m sure, be filled in by realise we should be marshalling, Saturday than most people did the other participants. handing out water, getting runners whole weekend and then discovered to next stage. Everyone scatters. on Sunday that there are several Friday lunchtime saw our lone 13.30 and several other times during Shorehams beside the one in Kent minibus set off from Wimbledon the weekend. including one 50 miles away on the whilst everyone else was making Ian: “Could you turn right here, South Coast. He has put his name their way independently to North Sarah?” down to run next year. See you Wales by car. It could have been Ian (a few minutes later): “Could there! pure chance, though I doubt it, but you turn round, we should have Unanswered question: we would like it soon became evident by the gone left.” to know how Darren managed to chinking of cans and bottles in the Sarah: “OK.” find time to eat chicken and chips vehicle that the more thirsty (As young children may be reading for lunch in a pub on Sunday. members of Serpentine RC had this, some of the language may have been thrown together on this Where did we go wrong? been modified.) minibus. The journey passed quickly continued on next page Ian Hall with one brief stop, with Bob Llewellyn, Bev Westwood and Peter 15.20 Hugh Jones wins his second Maughan driving us smoothly whilst stage of the weekend, at Gomshall. John Walker, Alan Souness and 15.30 Meredith runs up what Do You Have myself shared catering duties. Pat appears to be part of the Himalayas Flanagan contributed by non-stop transplanted to Kent, apparently Something To talking and Julian Hebir, who joined glued to the Poole Ladies runner in us along the way, seemed bemused front of her. Say? at the early festivities but decided to 16.40 Meredith comes home in front * * * join in. We arrived in Llangollen of Poole Ladies runner despite most Say it in the Summer Serpentimes dangerously early at 5:45pm, of Poole being on the course to . . . . . dropped our bags at the B&Bs (all cheer on her rival. close together, up the hill from the Deadline for contributions is village) and then heard management 17.15 Final stage from Chertsey June 1 tactics being announced by John back to Hampton Court. End of Walker, continued on next page AWOL should have been many miles away At about 9:00pm, the runners continued from previous page at the race start in Caernarfon and, started coming in on leg eleven secondly, though I only realised the (bingo) from Welshpool to “meet in The Grapes at 6:30.” What extent of this later on, everyone else Newtown, and the look of about the 45 minutes? Then... here would have been up at 7:00 astonishment was there to be seen the nightmare begins! wondering where the hell I was. on the faces of all the Serpies, who wondered how I got there, or even Other club members had joined us thought I was in the river. John by now, and we subsequently spent Playing dominoes and Walker looked as though he’d seen a a pleasant evening in a few pubs in sharing ale with Dai, ghost, this time at a Welsh Castle, the village, splitting into groups to Hywel, Cyfil and Ivor, not the usual Scottish. Certain dine, then reforming for a club average age 74 expletives were uttered, but I think social before retiring for the night. I overall people were glad I was safe. felt safe at this point in any Later that night (another bar and restaurant), Bob Llewellyn told me overindulgence, as I wasn’t due to I just couldn’t believe I’d managed run until 9:00 am on Sunday, some they’d searched Llangollen for me to get lost. I found our B&B easily and eventually had to report me 36 hours away. The evening passed in the light of day (two doors from and suddenly at closing time it missing to the police. I feel where I had knocked), and the embarrassed even as I write now. So seemed as though the Martians had landlady said the others had landed, whisked everyone away, and thank you to Bob who made searched high and low for me, but painstaking inquiries to locate me. left only me to tell the tale. One had long gone, paid my bill and minute Mark Manners, Bob The police eventually found out I taken my baggage with them. What was all right. Llewellyn and myself were in the now? I wandered in a daze through pub making a hash of chatting up Llangollen, stood on the bridge over So Sunday dawned. Up at 5:00 am two rather suspect looking Welsh the river and thought, “what a lovely females (well I think they were (four hours sleep), I would have place - if only I weren’t in such a paid any amount of money to be females), next minute I was trudging mess.” I made enquiries around up the hill, nobody else in sight. To struck down by lightning and not town and found I could get a bus to have had to run. Bob Llewellyn was use a Peter Forsterism, I made my Ruabon or Wrexham. Big deal! And way towards the Bates Motel on the also suffering badly with a stomach a few other alternatives were long bug and latterly spent most of hill, realised Peter Maughan, with and painful. I briefly considered whom I was sharing a room and a Sunday “sitting down” in various going back to London, but decided parts of Wales. I knew I had to run key, had long since departed. I that somehow I must meet up with sheepishly rang the bell to get in. even if I died along the way. At least the others, and at least be able to it would be a glorious death The man who came to the door in run my leg on Sunday. The local cab his dressing gown screamed (between Crossgates and Builth office obliged by charging me £50 Wells?). In fact, I nearly did die! I something at me in a mixture of including tip (don’t come to Welsh, and another language, which felt dreadful all the way, got cramps Llangollen) to drive me to straight away in the calves, and just I recognised, but would not like to Newtown, the overnight half way admit knowledge of. It wasn’t our or prayed for a time warp to take me to point. Considering my “foreign” the finish without delay. I was so even a bed and breakfast. I roamed London accent and scruffy around for ages in the dark slow I didn’t even check my finish appearance I’m surprised they took time. All l know is that I only beat a becoming more and more agitated. me, although it’s the colour of your Then eventually, about 1:00 am, I couple of people home and it took money that matters, not the colour me at least 11 minutes longer than it knocked up the Grapes pub where of your face. I didn’t care by now. I we had been earlier and was should have for 10.6 miles (at least I was just glad to get to Newtown, but beat the cut-off). I was just glad that thankful to be given a room for the the next problem was it was only night. I managed to get there and complete 5:00 pm and the last leg of the relay my leg. Never again will I have such - remember that? - didn’t finish until They were still serving drinks to the a preparation for a race. Thankfully about 9:00 pm. The library, thank everybody else seemed to perform remaining staff in the bar and by God, was shut, so I spent the next now I was so upset, not only did I quite well in our team, so my effort four hours in Newtown playing didn’t really affect our final placing. accept a night cap, but I instinctively dominoes and sharing ale with Dai, accepted and smoked a cigarette, The day, after that, seemed long, but Hywel, Cyfil and Ivor, average age gradually I got into the atmosphere despite having given up a while ago. 74, who not only cheated at Next thing I knew it was 12:00 noon of the event and it was great to dominoes, but gladly let me buy the cheer our other on Saturday and I’d woken fully ale all night, despite looking clothed in this strange room. Two comfortably off themselves. continued on next page things dawned on me. Firstly I cope with additional “problems”. Still in a group of fifty people, as they say, “there’s always one” - so it Someone Is After Your was me! So apologies for any unnecessary anguish I might have caused and I promise I won’t go on any more club trips! (until the Seven Money Sisters - look out John Ralph). His name is Ian Hall George Wilson Don’t forget membership renewals are due on Ed. note: George has not been around st for nearly two years. He has had June 1 various illnesses and injuries, the latest of which was a fractured wrist. However, he has assured us that he AWOL busload of people and I enjoyed it will rejoin the club shortly. continued from previous page tremendously. I was no longer drinking on the way back, but Never more than runners on from the minibus everyone else was so we stopped at through the latter stages of the race every service station on the M4 for half an hour including John Walker, Hilary relief, particularly after stopping continued from page 5 Walker, Julian Hebir, Bev Thomas, over water on the Severn Bridge. Derek Paterson, Nicky Rosewell, I missed a lot from that self- Peter Maughan, Jean Gale, Mike Just glancing through John Walkers imposed limitation - around Maddison, Caroline Yarnell, Bob “Advance Notes To Friday Lausanne alone there were Davidson, Sue Ball, Jacqui Bristow Travellers”, I noticed he showed wonderful running possibilities and and finally Bob Llewellyn, who amazing foresight with such while Hong Kong was rather hot gallantly ran a fast leg to Cardiff warnings as “the pace of the two and hilly there were amazing views Castle despite his sickness. They all days will be very hectic!”, “You will from the Peak. Too far for me of saved my bacon. be reunited with your transport as course. But there were moments of soon as is viable”, “plan for all enlightenment when I managed to eventualities” and, finally, “an early see what running would one day With all members of all start will enable you to enjoy the mean to me. I found myself teams meeting up, the spirit sights and sounds of Llangollen.” thinking, after a run in Highbury, that any day on which I ran, what of the event was wonderful Without going through all the names ever else I did or left undone, I’d like to thank everyone who couldn’t be a day wasted. This organised and contributed towards thought surprised me and I wasn’t It was a heart tugging finale at the running of the trip. It was hard sure I approved. It sounded a bit Cardiff Castle, with all members of enough to plan everything in such obsessive, potentially dangerous, all teams meeting up and the spirit detail and co-ordinate everything almost Messianic in its focus. I throughout the event was wonderful over the two days without having to quickly put it aside and forgot about (in more ways that one). I apologise it. No, half an hour twice a week if I’ve dwelt too long on my own was quite enough. All the books experiences, but what I’ve written is (well, one book that I thought I what I saw and I’m sure others will remembered) said so and more fill in the gaps about the race. might damage me. Anyway, most of Do you know any my friends thought that I was mad And so, after a brief stop in the Civil to do as much as that. I didn’t want Service bar, we made our way home running jokes? to become a running junkie, did I ? on the minibus at 6:30pm, minus a And I never even thought of the few of Friday’s trippers, but Send them to the address on companionship that would become bolstered by one or two the page 46 available to me if I joined a running replacements including Caroline club. (next month: joining the Yarnell. If ever you see a three- Serpentines) legged donkey, that will be the one Edward Liddell that Caroline talked the hind leg off ✉ of. Actually I found her very amusing and good company. I could also relate to the dry wit of Alan ...and we’ll print them. Souness. 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The Serpentimes Interview is a new regular feature. In each edition, we Fast Walker will be finding out more about personalities who run in London. We kick off the series with our own club The Serpentimes Interview Chairman, Hilary Walker.
Hilary Walker is Chairman of the Serpentine Running Club, and has held five world records. Owen Barder caught up with her at her house near Hyde Park.
hen Hilary Walker started it is the reason she stays in London, jogging aged 28, she when she would much prefer to live W could not run the half in the country. mile from Rutland Gate Hilary started running ultra distances to the Serpentine in Hyde Park. to raise money for charity: “Running Four months later she completed marathons was not much of a her first marathon - in 3hr 55min. challenge, so I thought I’d try Five years later she broke her first something longer”. In 1985, Hilary world record. Today, at 46, she still entered a 100km race from holds the world record for Grantham to Lincoln and back. She 200miles. was the first British woman, and so It was 1982 when Hilary returned became the Great Britain champion. from a holiday trekking in the Two years later she broke her first Himalayas determined to maintain world record. It was just five years her fitness. She started jogging in since she started jogging in Hyde Hyde Park. She would see the Park. newly formed Serpentine Running Hilary’s record for 48 hours stood Club on their regular Saturday for 10 years, and her 200-mile record morning runs, but it took her three still stands, twelve years later. Was weeks to summon the courage to she upset when other runners began run with them. “It was a major to beat her records? “When I lost my achievement the first time I ran first one, I was miserable – but now round the Serpentine”. I’m glad to see other people coming “I have always considered myself a along and doing it.” fun runner”, she says. Being only a Hilary has no coach. “I am a “fun runner”, Hilary now runs difficult and obstinate lady. No-one about 90 miles a week. She sets her would be able to tell me what to do.” alarm for 5am and runs 8-12 miles in the morning, usually She has taught herself to run very efficiently - “my economy round Hyde Park and along the river to her office. She is at drive”. If you have seen her run, you will know that she her desk shortly after 8am. Her working day ends at around appears to float along the ground. She says it comes with 7pm, when she might run 6-10 miles home. practice, particularly from running when tired. “After a hard day at work, just having the peace and quiet of running home in the dark is Hilary Walker’s World Records great.” • 50 miles (6 hrs 12 minutes) • 100 miles (under 15 hours) Hilary is a civil servant with a demanding job heading up the • 200 miles (39 hrs 9 minutes) Radiation Unit in the Department of Health. Her team is in • 24 hours (146 miles) charge of policy on the public health aspects of radiation, • 48 hours (228 miles) covering everything from Sellafield to skin cancer. She has been working long hours in recent weeks because of concerns about the safety of mobile phones. Her easy running style disguises the speed at which she is moving. Over 50 miles and 100km she runs faster than 7½ Because Hilary is such an accomplished runner, it is easy to minutes a mile. assume that everything else in her life must come second. Not so. Hilary enjoys her job and works long hours. In fact, continued on next page 12
Fast Walker As well as running for her country, Hilary also gives a lot of continued from previous page time to committees such as the Road Runners Club Council, the UK Athletics road running PST (policy committee), the So why does a world class runner like Hilary stay involved in UK Ultra Distance Management Panel, and the Friends of a club which does not focus on elite athletes? “It switches off Hyde Park and Kensington Gardens. Work, running, and her my competitive side. The runners I have come across are far committee activities do not leave much time for other too serious.” Hilary’s eyes light up with missionary zeal. hobbies. Hilary reads and plays the piano. She has never “There’s another thing. I like to see new people coming into liked big crowds or noisy places. Her idea of a perfect social running. It is both a personal thing and a work thing. I occasion is a quiet dinner party with four or five people, or don’t like seeing people who are totally out of shape and not visiting friends at the weekend. doing anything about it.” And running in club colours is a big motivation: “When I run for a team, I run harder than I Hilary admits to being a loner, and has not been in a run for myself.” relationship in recent years. “I have learned to be happy and content with myself.” She would not rule out a relationship if “I am a difficult and obstinate lady.” the right person came along, but: “I wouldn’t throw away the opportunity but I would be very, very cautious … if I was Hilary readily admits that the job of Club Chairman is not having to share my life with somebody else it would mean too onerous: her main task is to chair the monthly making compromises.” Committee meetings. But she sees the club officers as the Hilary believes her running has given her an inner strength. conscience of the club. And she says she would be happy to “Running has given me an incredible amount of confidence. stand aside if the club wanted someone more dynamic. Running has made me more self-sufficient. It is yourself you She has seen the club change over the years. The loss of have got to be true to. You can’t deceive yourself.” Alexandra Lodge, and the end of free parking, led to an Hilary is conscious that she is getting older, and it seems to exodus of many of the original members. “There was a time, be on her mind. At 46, she can no longer sustain a mileage four or five years ago, when people were not coming along of 120 miles per week that she was doing as recently as last to club runs like the Handicap. I did wonder if the club had a year. She remains mercifully injury-free, but finds she can no future.” She is reassured by a new generation of young longer push herself as hard as she did. She intends to go on people in the club, though “there is a lot more coming and running for many years to come. But she is philosophical: going”. She thinks the club is now healthy: “It is great to see “Whatever happens to me now, I feel I have proved myself the new members helping to organise events. It is very to myself.” important to get people involved and interested.” As I left Hilary in her mews house near Hyde Park, I “I am a lone runner: contemplated the complex, contradictory character of the I do like running on my own” long distance runner. A world record holding athlete who sees herself as a fun runner. An instinctive loner who values She is keen for the club to remain cohesive. “The a running club because of its social life. A shy, reserved Serpentimes is sent out to all members, which helps to keep person with deep-seated confidence about herself and what in touch with those who don’t have access to the Internet, she has achieved. She is an inspiration." and those who don’t come regularly.” Owen Barder
Call For Talented And Creative Serpies Being based in central London, the Serpentine Running Club is unique in the cultural and professional diversity of its members. No doubt, hidden and untapped within our membership lies a reservoir of creative potential fed by a broad range of life experiences and talents.
We would like to engage some of these talents in writing for this newsletter! To help get you started, each quarter we will propose a topic. Within space limitations, we’ll publish what we receive. If you are motivated but want help or just want to check your ideas out, by all means contact us. If you want to write about something else, then by all means do that. For some examples of what you might want to do, see, in this issue, Ken Kwok’s “Reflections” piece, or Owen’s new quarterly interview column, Kevin Whelan’s “Greek Island” piece, or Sarah and Hilary’s “Ask The Doc” column, just to name a few. So for the next issue of the Serpentimes, we are seeking contributions on the following topic:
A running event that made a permanent change in your outlook. A PB, a disappointment or an injury, perhaps?
In addition, we always welcome any other contributions of interest to club members: race reports, proposals for club activities, ideas for regular columns, etc. We also eagerly seek help with editing and assembling the newsletter. See page 48 for details for submitting contributions.
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