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D Undergraduates Honored For Excellence bo By Sean J. Doorly A number of students and several faculty members were honored at the Staller Center Tuesday Night at the Eighth Annual Cerem- ony for Undergraduate Excellence Recogni- tion and the President's award for Excellence in Teaching. Seventy-one students were recipients of the Undergraduate Excellence Recognition Award, presented by Egon Neuberger, Vice Provost for Undergraduate Studies, and Mary Vogel. Among the recipients were: Pol- ity President Sorin Abraham and Polity Vice President Daniel Slepian; Yves Gabriel, Presi- dent of the IFSC; Specula Editor-in-Chief Erin K McCabe; former Statesman Editor-in-Chief Amelia Sheldon and Anna Bentsianov, who walked away with four awards during the ceremony. President John Marburger presented the President's Award for Excellence in Teach- ing. Those honored included: Harriet Allen- tuch (French and Italian); Lou Chamon Deutsch (Hispanic Languages and Litera- ture); Paul Kumpel (Mathematics); Joseph Lauher (Chemistry); Frederick Miller (Pathology) and Judith Tanur (Sociology). President Marburger then presented various student awards, such as the Babak Bottom row (I to r): Anna Bentsianov, Glenn Greenberg and Angela Tu Statesman/Coney Cinco Movahedi Senior Leadership Award, which Top row (I t6 r): Bernard Brenner, Dan Slepian, Emeka Smith, Len Steinbach and Sorin Abraham was presented to Sorin Abraham and Anna Bentsianov. The Larny Roher Undergraduate ented to both Glenn L. Greenberg, current Entrepreneurial Achievement Award was Editor-in-Chief of Statesman and Student given to Bernard Brenner. The Martin Buskin Alumni Chapter President,and Angela Tu, Nobel Winner Speaks Award for Journalism was awarded to Ame- who served as President of SUSB for a day as lia Sheldon, who is currently studying part of the "Trading Places" event last By Lisa Volpicella abroad in Peru. -.emester. The Recital Hall in the Staller Center for The Alumni Association Awards were The Ashley Schiff Alumni Association the Arts was packed with people to see Arno presented by Leonard Steinbach, an alumnus Award was presented to Curtis Fisher for his Penzias, physicist and astronomer, speak on from the class of 1975 and a Board Member extensive work on environmenal issues and April 3, at 4.00 p.m. of the Alumni Asssociation. The class of with NYPIRG. Arno Penzias, V.P. of research at AT&T 1970 Freshman Award was presented to The Senior Scholarship Award was pres- Bell Laboratories, lectured on "Thinking Emeka Smith, a Stony Brook basketball ented by Jack Guarneri, an alumnus from about the '00s," which focused mainly on player. The Alumni Association Sophomore the Class of 1968, to Noel Velasco and Anna the technology of the future and the past. Award was presented to Daniel Slepian. Bentsianov. Penzias feels "the highest technology is the The Elizabeth Couey Award was pres- The opening ceremony consisted of a wel- technology of nature. Just think of the gift of come by Frederick Preston, Vice President of smell and of our eyesight." Student-Affairs. This was followed bya musi- Penzias is a Nobel Prize-winning physicist cal piece performed by Leslie Tiedeman and who has conducted research in radio com- pianist Vytas Baksys. Provost Tilden Edel- munication and taken part in the Echo and stein presented "Winning Isn't Everything", Telstar satellite experiments. He won his a speech stating the importance of learning nobel prize in 1978 in physics for his work in as well as winning. his attempt to confirm the "Big Bang" theory Egon Neuberger discussed his five year of the origin of the universe. plan to improve SUNY at Stony Brook and Penzias received his BA at City College continue to encourage excellence in its and his Ph.D. and Masters at Columbia Uni- students in his speech "Stony Brook-1995." (continued on page 6) W1ul

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By David Joachim notice, most of our historical figures are of the contra rebels. Ridiculous, to say that because Soviet communism is a fail- BEFORE SPRING Break, a portion of men. Ibis tells us that women, many of the least. ure, American capitalism is victorious. the Statesman staff traveled to whom have had peat influence in histori- Speaking of Nicaragua, the letter also Ihis idea implies that there are only Boston, Massachusettes to a cowe cal events, have been excluded from our criticizes Statesman for its printing of an these two possibilities. Actually, as we vention of college newspaper editorial history books simply because of their anti-Reagan political cartoon. The con- have seen in the newly formed European and advertising staffs. The remainder of sex Women's History Month gives us a servative refers to the former president governments, points may be found the staff stayed behind to put out the last chance to recognize these women and as one of the best in America's history, between these two extremes. issue before the break. give them the respect and credit they're and credits Reagan for the recent "free Being among the Statesman represen- due. and open elections" in Nicaragua. I personally am sick of the liberal- tatives at the conference, I failed to The writer also criticizes the publica- How can an election be "free and bashing that stems from the Reagan era. review the issue before publication and tion called Blackworld, asking sarcasti- open" when the Nicaraguan citizens Remember it was a liberal who inge- therefore read the content of our news- cally what would happen if a newspaper know that a vote for Ortega and the San- niously pulled us out of the Great Depres- paper as would any regular reader. called Whiteworld came out. Again, we dinista regime would mean continued sion with the New Deal(FDR). It was a I was appalled at the ideas expressed have a population of people who have US. trade embargoes and economic war- liberal who stood strong, bringing the in the Letter to the Editor, as I hope many been oppressed in the past due to their fare, which have crippled the Nicaraguan U.S. to victory in the Cuban Missile Cri- students were. Though these views had physical characteristics. If the demand economy for years? sis(JFK). But it was a conservative who every right to be printed, I feel it is my exists for such a publication we should It is interesting that conservatives only disgraced the US. with corruption and duty as an informed "liberal" student, to support it, for everyone's views should consider an election to be completely Watergate(Nixon). And it was that great rebut the writer's anti-liberal stand. be heard. just when the results reflect an anti- Republican who "forgot" important facts The writer begins his journey down communist/socialist sentiment. Surprise: concerning the Iran-contra scandal in the "Liberal Lane" with his description of there are still nations which believe in recent John Poindexter trial. what he calls "hippies," "playing guitars forms of socialism, and the U.S. has no Ronald Reagan, the conservative's all- and throwing frisbees,"as if these act News Views right to intervene with its covert opera- knowing Godly figure, had possibly the were sacreligious. tions, as it has done for a century by most corrupt administration in our coun- This stone-aged comment reveals the assasinating those leaders it disapproves try's history. With the recent Poindexter author's pigheaded ignorance. No one Next. the conservative describes his of, and placing puppet dictators such as conviction, the former president is can assume one's political ideology by disgust at having met a person who Nicaragua's Somoza in their place. responsible for seven convictions due to one's appearance. Is long hair and opposed '*our peace mission in Panama." I also found it interesting that the wri- his policy in Nicaragua. The only people frisbee-throwing inherent in liberals? I I've got news for my friend on the right: ter credits Reagan with the recent left to convict are George Bush- who don't think so. 'Iis is the conservative's there are many educated people, includ- reforms in the Soviet bloc; a result, he many sources believe was directly lame attempt at depicting liberals as ing yours truly, who believe that though says, of Reagan's staunch anti- involved in the scandal- and Reagan. something that people may consider neg- Manuel Noriega is a thief and deserves to communist stand. This is quite Unfortunately, the justice system is set ative, such as "hippies." be prosecuted, the U.S. had no right to humorous. up in such a way that such trials will be -Later, the author expresses his disap- invade Panama to seize him. Agreeing If the Soviet Union bowed to every impossible. proval of Women's History Month, asking with such an act is equivalent to the American President with an anti- Reagan is also responsible for a huge "When is Men's History Month?" For his belief that Nicaragua's Daniel Ortega has communist sentiment, reforms would portion of the U.S.' debt problem. His information, it has been men's history for the right to invade California and kidnap have taken place decades ago. borrowing policy has put us in a -"tuation as long as I can remember. If you'll Ronald Reagan for his hands-on support Also, it is a narrow mind which believes (continued on page 6)

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Curriculum Rekfom Is A Must As students at this univsiy, we must constant reminds in our society of the fulfill a certain amount of AORition historic achievements of men who are of requirements in order to receive a Europen descent. We have Columbus degree. The given reason for taking these Day, St. Patrick's Day, Washington's courses is that they will help make you a Birthday, etc. that see to remind people I~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "well-rounded" student. Many of these of European descent of their culture. courses do offer students insight to other Other cultures do not have this luxury. I aspects of life besides their area of con- should not have to search high and low centration, but I believe that the CORE to find out about my people's history if system is still failing us when it comes to other people do not have to.-It is also understanding one another. In this cultu- important for people to know of other I revs rally diverse society, we still find that people's achievements so they won't groups of people are ignorant of each suffer from a superiority complex similar other's history and culture. We also find to that of Adolph Flitler's. that children who are born in the United The ideas that I have to improve the -- _ States of America are blind to their past. curriculum here at Stony Brook attack A change in the university's curriculum the problems of cultural ignorance and could help remedy some of these racial insensitivity. A course instructing problems. people how to get along with one It should be understood that a lack of another would be a complete failure. understanding of one's culture is a lack of 'Iis must be taken care of at an earlier understanding of a person. The distribu- stage of life. At the university level institu- E=_ tion requirements of the university does tions must be responsible for, if I must not force the average student to take use this word, forcing students to see the several courses in the study of another historical importance of all regions of the culture. Unfortunately, the history that earth. I believe that incoming freshmen has been taught to us in elementary, jun- should be made to take two courses, one ior and senior high school is too Euro- a semester, that deal with important his- centric. Anyone with any type of torical events of different cultures and common sense knows that everything regions. After these two courses the stu- great that happened in the world did not dent would be able to choose courses "-STANLEY H. KAPLAN originate in Europe. As an informed that emphasize a certain culture the k Take Kaplan Or TakeYour Chances African-American I know that much of same way the system works now. If the our culture has been misrepresented in student does not wish to continue learn- the history books and much of the credit ing about a specific culture at least he or for things such as philosophy and medi- she has attained a more comprehensive 421 -2690 cine has been stolen. Curriculum reform learning understanding of other people's would enable uninformed people to see culture that he or she has to share this For other locations call 800-KAP-1ESI that Black history does not start with campus with. slavery and end with Martin Luther King. As I stated before, I think it is very Black history month helps this cause but important and necessary for the univer- does not totally reinforce this history like sity to enforce cultural diversity, not just a classroom atmosphere would. promote it. The clubs that promote cul- The learning of other people's history tural diversity on this campus usually and culture is important. Even I must cater to the people of the culture it pro- admit that I know nothing about Asian, motes and not those outside of it. This is Native American, or Latin American his- important for knowledge of one's self but tory. I only know about what was taught we need knowledge of the "other man" to me in school. What this misrepresenta- also. For us to take true "history" courses tion of history and culture does is rein- we must be taught real history, not some force a lack of confidence in a child who watered down, Euro-centric view of how sits in a class without hearing the great the world developed. I have nothing achievements of his people. An African- against learning about European history American child reads about slavery, but all history should be treated equally lynchings and dog beatings, his only if we are learning about global history. heroes being the likes of CrispusAttucks, Curriculum reform is a very important who fought for a country's freedom but subject, especially if you consider that at the same time, he was not going to be we are people first and students second. free himself. What does the Native Ameri- The hard sciences will help us immen- can child learn about himself? He finds sely in our travels through life's ups and out that his ancestors sold the island of downs, but what we know about other Manhattan for 24 dollars and some cultures is also looked upon greately. A trinkets. If that is not one of the most person who is able to deal with all kinds demoralizing things for a child to hear, of people is looked upon as an asset, no especially from a teacher and a so-called matter what the environment is. For this history book, I do not know what is. The university to complete its responsibility Asian student learns that Marco Polo to us as students it must vigorously pro- went to China and brought pasta back to mote the learning of other cultures. This Italy- what an achievement in the would help people have a sense of self- advancement of mankind. When one esteem and it would also give the ignor- knows about one's self there is an air of ant ones of our society something to confidence and self-respect that sur- think about the next time they think that rounds him or her instead of doubt and a one race or region of people is superior to feeling of low self-esteem. the other. Those who believe that if a person (The opinions expressed herein do not wants to find out about his or her history necessarily represent those of need let him or her do it on their own time Statesman) to stop and think for a moment.There are

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Statesman Thursday, April 19, 1990 5 - JapaneseStudies Proposedat USB By Maod Yu fstablisied the Korean studes nine years -heDeparment of Corparatie Studes ago at Stony Brook is also pusing for the A Liberal's Rebuttal (continued from is proposing a Japanese studies program at Japanese studies. page 3) them virtually poweresagainstour elite where paying the inteet on our loans government. Stony Brook to educate students on the di- Park said that the there are three major It is time that the word "liberal" ferences among Chinese. make the spending on programs for the Japanese and East Asian cultures: Chinese, Korean and became acceptable again. For it is the Korean cultwe and people. said Don tde. Japanese 'Their relationships are very homeless, crime. education and drugs liberal's responstcity to point out the Dean impossible. of Humanities and Fne Arts. close." said Parkl "Whatever subect you injusfices in society- and in this society. "We already have a small but effective pick up in terms of research, you have to use He is also responsible for the designing there are many. - Korean studies prograrn at Stony Brook." Korean, Chinese and Japanese materials to of a society which satisfies the rich, by (The opinions expressed herein do not said Rhde. '1suggested that it would be nice it do t. maldng them richer, and stifles the poor, necessarily reflect those of Statesman. ) in the Department of Comparative Studies -And to do Korean studies. Korean people by worsening their situation, mafing rnih have a small unit dealing with Japa- should be able to use Japanese studies nese studies." materials and Chinese materials. for all "Also. one of the interesting things is to these three are distinctive but also very see the differences between ontemporary close and similar." Japanese culture and part of its historical The success of the Japanese studies can Nobel Wlnner at SUSB past-" follow the format of Korean studies "With Axde said he wod ice to have some the Korean studies, we had a student com- (continued from page 1) decades,- says Plenzias. We start with some- courses wich deal with Japanese religioh mittee. and then it was a fund-raising cam- versity. Penzias was an adjurnct professor thing little and expad on that idea over the traditional and contemporary Japanese paign," said Park. 'AWhen the campaign was here at Stony Brook from 1974-1984. He has years. An aample of that would be literature and Japanese history. These successful, the uniesty allocated more also received 14 honorary degrees. electricity. courses can be cores in Humanities. funds to the projct." Penzias feels technology will change with Penzias feels "the taskof technology is for Park said he is !k g forward to seeing each person to create some 'There is also a non-westem culture fime, however it will never be as good as it industrial Japanese studies expadmig. Tbere wilI be method.- The more we advance, requirement as a core,' said de. "So. as should be. He says "We shouldn't scale the further an aspect mi competition with Korean and we could better our knowledge soon as you get a core that fulfills that, you nature's technology with our limits on how of the urn- Japanese study," said Park.'*But it's a good verse, he says. Penzias are guaranteed to have a lot of students in to access how far we've come, and how far is very concerned aspect of compebition not the business style. with the tech the course lice Professor Sung-Bae Park's we can go." He also feels computers are just the OOs - "Will technology It's really intellectual competition." expand Buddhism class. He has more than 200 stu- a big electric calculator. To him they ae not in the OOs" is a question often asked "Also the Japarese, Korean and dents," said Ihde. Chinese the craze of the 90's. "Technology gives us a by physicists. Penzias exclaims, "Our logic is must cooperate because these are stimulat- wonderful set of tools to turn to in the next limited." This fall semester, JNH 1I -Elementary ing. intellectual competitions." Japanese is offered and its professor is In terms of enrollment. Park thinks it will Sachiko Murata from the Comparative Stu- be large. and it will attract more Asians. dies Department. Murata has been Now. Columbia University, University of If You See News On upgraded to full-fime status. Bhde said she California, Berkeley and Stanford have Japa- will be the principle organizer for the estab- nese studies programs. "For a long time, ishment of the Japanese studies. universities such as Stony Brook did not Campus, Call Your According to Ihde he will be stepping have Japanese studies. This is shameful." down after this term. He is optimistic about said Park. the proposed studies.Ihde said,"I think the Five courses are being proposed for the Campus Newspaper, president of Provost is in favor, and I'm cer- Japanese studies. They are: JNH 251 - intro- tainly in favor of it." Ihde hopes that Stony duction to Japanese Literature: JNH 351- Statesman At Brook will have a major in Asian study with Topics in Japanese Literature; JNH-HIS minors in Chinese and Japanese. "Mat- 221- History of Japan; JNH-PHI- History would be my minimum hope," said Ihde. of Japanese Thought and JNH-RLS 361- 632-6480 C In addition to Ihde and Murata, Park. who Japanese Buddhism. _

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EDITORIAL - - ILI ______------__jl Dube : Still Active After All These -Years I It has been said that the wheels of justice a position within a department to him/her. that makes it to the Supreme Court. This is the move slowly. None would agree with that While Dube's failure to gain tenure was cre- type of case that sets landmark precedents statement more that Professor Ernest DuLje. dited to a publication record which did not Will it come down to the time honored 'Free- Most of you are wondering who this man is. meet the standards expected from a univer- dom of Speech' right? Do universities have Most, that is, except for those people who sity professor, many feel that if not for the the right to decide what will be taught in their were here at Stony Brook in 1986, now mostly charges of racism, Dube would have been classes, and by whom? Or is that right waived seniors, graduate students, and faculty. For granted tenure. when a professor is granted tenure? Universi- the benefit of those unfamiliar with this story, Are there strict guidelines for the granting ties have curriculum committees that decide a little background first. of tenure? If there are, then they should be on what should be taught in their classes, but In 1983, Professor Ernest -Cube was a obeyed, for tenure is not something that what happens when a professor refuses to member of the Africana Studies Department, unicurriculum. follow the script? Can a university behave like where he taught a class known as "The Polit- Four years is a long time, a college career CBS, and remove Andy Rooney over a dis- ics of Race". As part of the coursebcurriculum, for most students, yet all this time, Dube has agreement in content? Professor Dube included three examples of had a legal suit pending against University Dube is now pursuing the suit in order to racism, including: Nazi Germany, Apartheid President John Marburger, Robert Newville, regain his old position at Stony Brook. A claim in South Africa, and Zionism in Israel. former Dean of the College of Arts and Scien- of $500,000 against the four above- Obviously, two of these examples require lit- ces, Homer Neal, former Provost, and Clifton mentioned defendants has been dropped. The tle imagination to understand, while the third Wharton Jr., former SUNY Chancellor. All ruling in this case could cause colleges across is rather subjective, but that is not the focus of four of these men made the decision not to the country to take a long hard look at the this editorial. grant tenure to Dube. This week it was courses offered and their contents. The It was alleged that due to Professor Dube's decided in the U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in court's verdict, and a final decision, are not views on racism, he was not granted tenure at Manhattan, that the case would be heard in a expected soon, but then that's no surprise. Stony Brook in 1985, when he came under federal district court. This is the type of case After all, the wheels of justice do grind slowly. review. Tenure at a university is an important thing to a professor. It essentially guarantees IRAN-ofRTA 6AERY Statesman Spring 1990 Glenn L. Greenberg. Editor-in-Chief David Joachim, Managing Editor Directors Toni Masercola, News Director Cheryl Silko, Feature Director Editors Kostya Kennedy, Editor Emeritus Coney Cinco, Photo Editor Curtis Epstein, Copy Editor Eddie Reaven, Sports Editor John Santiago, Photo Editor Staff Robert Allen Jiovanni Paras Sonia Arora Tracy Peers Mani Bhatia Edward Patonia Tricia Cestero Brian Robinson Richard Cheung Joanne Rooney Sean J. Doorly Kyle P. Rudden Mary Dunlop Jeff Ruisi FELLOW Peter Hall Anjali Singhal . WA=-- 'W . '. Kimberly Haynes Tanguy Steinbach Joseph Jaigobind . Otto Strong Ben Katz Jason Teitler Nga Yi Ling Cynthia Lee Valane Liam McGrath Lisa Volpicella Winnie W. Ng Will Wiberg -E-~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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8 Statesman Thursday, April 19, 1990 LOTTERS 7 Angry Alumnus Supports NYPIRG maybe ideologically based, may I Liberals Live in the Real size for almost 10 years, chances are NYPIRG remind you that NYPIRG has worked World good the people of that country will do To the Editor: closely over the years with such Republi- anything you want just to end their suf- I am an active disabled alumnus, can legislators as State Senators Ken- To the Editor: fering. This is not democracy, it is political whose connections with Stony Brook neth LaValle and James Lack on many Fascism is not dead. I read with amuse- extortion. .date back to my undergraduate days of pieces of legislation benefitting the stu- ment (and some pity) the editorial from Contrary to the writer's assertion, 1971-1976.They include, besides being dents and the general public including Mr. Tom Zbikowski lamenting the prolif- Stony Brook liberals do, in fact, fight for a life member of the SUSB alumni associ- the bottle bill. eration of "hippies" and "liberals" on the things we need, such as adequate park- ation, being a member of President Mar- Measures that NYPIRG has helped to Stony Brook campus. As an alumnus of ing and/or living conditions. We simply do not believe that we have to confine burger's Advisory Committee for the pass include the Toxic Waste Superfund, this fine institution of higher learning, he ourselves to our immediate surroundings Disabled, volunteer work in various The Environmental Quality Bond Act, The was outraged at the "disgusting" condi- in order to work for a better world. I cer- capacities, particularly in regard to Truth In Testing Law (in conjunction with tions which he observed upon his recent hunger in recent years, but also with var- none other than former U.S. Sen. James visit. I will address his complaints in the tainly do live in the real world, Mr. Zbi- ious organizations including U Cares and Buckley, a conservative Republican), The order in which they appeared in his letter. kowskil I workaise as well. I can only pray several projects with NYPIRG in past New York State Freedom of Information Firstly, he refers to actual hippies play- that he will not grow up with the kind of years, and a part-time position at the Act, The Plain Language In Contracts ing guitars and throwing frisbees. The distorted, elitist mentality expressed in meaning this man's editorial. Center for Science, Mathematics and Law, The Generic Drugs Law and over 60 of the term "hippie" aside, I fail to Julie Laumann Technology Education. I have put a lot of other pieces of legislation. Much of the see the tragedy of college students enjoying themselves time in over the years and have a good money going to the state organization through music or HSO Justified casual sport. memory.Statesman was, in general, a pays for the salaries of public interest Perhaps he would not have been so infuriated if they To the Editor: fine paper back in the '70s, keeping stu- lawyers, legislative interns, and other had been reading the Wall Street Journal tAs a concerned student and a member dents abreast of the issues, informing vital if low paid staff. instead. NYPIRG also co-founded, with L I Secondly, he mentions student reac- of the Haitian Students Organization them on what was happening around I am compelled to point out a few Cares, the Farmer's Market at North P Lot tion to our "peace mission" in Panama. (HSO), campus, putting in articles relating to vir- incongruities in your editorial entitled on Tuesday afternoons from June until The revelation here is that he met, for the tually all upcoming concerts on campus, "Blood Drive Boycott is Hurting the November. first time, a person who was opposed to etc., and under the leadership of people Wrong Group" in the April 5, 1990 issue You stated that you felt that many stu- our military incursion in that country. My like Len Steinbach and others, keeping. of Statesman. suspicion is that this man surrounds him- up a fairly good quality paper. I realize dents are not familiar with NYPIRG, as -self with people much like himself, and is The editorial reflects the general that Statesman has had problems in well as other clubs. Perhaps printing therefore not usually exposed to free inadequacy, callousness and the blame- recent years but this still doesn't excuse more of the pieces they send you might thinkers like those of us at Stony Brook. the-victim syndrome so pervasive in our an editorial like the one you published on help in that regard. Furthermore, since most of the sordid society. In this editorial you condemn the March 12th, trashing NYPIRG. It was In any event, please try to clean up your details surrounding the operation were blood drive boycott of April 4 organized by poorly researched, poorly thought out, act and provide Statesman with the repu- kept secret from American citizens, opin- the HSO to protest against the racist poli- poorly written, vicious, and an uncalled tation it deserves and students with one ion polls claiming to show public support ciy that categorizes Haitians and Central for attack on an excellent organization. of the sources of information they for the invasion are not based on Africans as high risk AIDS carrying You seem to be under the impression deserve. - Leonard Rothermel informed consent, and are therefore groups. The editorial fails to analyze the that you would benefit financially if the completely invalid. reasons that made a boycott necessary; NYPIRG referendum failed. I've been 'Disgusted" Alumnus His third point refers to "Women's His- instead the boycott is projected as an checking my facts. The outcome of the Should Look in Mirror tory Month." In response to his query, inherent problem rather than the conse- results of the referendums have no rela- To the Editor: "When is Men's History Month'?", I reply, quence of an existing problem. In this tionship with each other. The effect of a This letter is directed towards Tom Zbi- '"The other 48 weeks of the year." sense you have avoided attacking the defeat of the NYPIRG referendum would kowski who wrote about his "walk down Fourth, his snide remark about the source of the problem which is the stig- be that the $6 per student would not be Liberal Lane" in your April 5th issue. It presence of Blackworld on campus matization of a race. Thus you have opted raised. It would go to no one and NYPIRG mainly has to do with his comment, "I reveals an obvious racist streak to com- for the quick solution approach that is would be forced to pick up and leave cam- read an issue of a newspaper called plement his chauvanist attitude betrayed doomed to failure. pus. That would be particularly ironic Blackworld. I wondered about the cam- by his above-mentioned comment. He Where was Statesmanwhen the policy inasmuch as President Bush has been 'pus' reaction if a newspaper called apparently believes that blacks are prop- to ostracize Haitians and Africans was actively encouraging volunteer efforts Whiteworld appeared on campus..." erly represented by existing campus pap- adopted? Not a word of protest appeared and this would be a tragic extinguishing first of all, Mr. Zbikowski, liberalism is ers. I definitely do not believe this is the in your columns to condemn this policy of one of the thousand points of light. a way of life in America. It is, it was, and case. If it were, Polity would not see fit to which has been scientifically disproved. How can you say that the students always will be a reality. People in Amer- fund a separate paper. Don't Haitians and Africans have lives7 couldn't care less about NYPIRG and that ica have a choice and opinions of their The reference to Ronald Reagan as Haitians and Africans are being denied it has little, or no benefit for the campus own. If you were so disgusted by what -medical services because of their nation- "one of the greatest Presidents in Ameri- population is beyond me. You may have a you saw, then move to another planet can history" nearly caused me to fall off alities. A severely injured Haitian man short memory, but if NYPIRG had not because this one is notgoing to stand still my chair laughing. Here we are with an was neglected and left to die in a pool of pressured ex-Vice President Robert Fran- for people narrow-minded like you. By enormous budget deficit, directly attribu- blook by police officers simply because he cis, nothing might have been done to the way, Ronald Reagan was one of the was Haitian. Unless one subscribes to table to the irresponsible policies or the clean up the toxic vapors and potential worst presidents in America's history. the fascist premise that the lives of Hai- Reagan administration, and this man is carcinogens in the Javits Lecture Center While he worried about problems abroad, tians and Africans are not as valuable as exalting him as a hero. I would venture to after the fire there. Pressure from he virtually did nothing to improve prob- guess that Tom Zbikowski did not gradu- those who are hypothetically dying due to NYPIRG upon the responsible parts of the lems here. ate with a degree in economics, because our boycott, your editorial is absolutely administration played a large part in the Now, regarding Blackworld, if you read senseless. a minimal understanding of finance is which even the paper at all, then you would under- eventual cleanup, something required to comprehend the concept that If you were genuinely concerned about Dr. Francis grudgingly admitted, and the stand its much-needed purpose, to you cannot spend more than you take in human lives, as are those who partici- gratefully rewarded relieve lethargic minds who don't live in student body as revenue without incurring a debt, pated in our boycott, you would encour- with an 82% "yes" vote on the reality. Blackworld has been around on a NYPIRG which this generation (and probably age the entire Stony Brook community to How in the hell can you regular basis for 16 years. Therefore you last referendum. future generations as well) will have to collaborate and boycott with us in this has had little student must have graduated at least that long say that NYPIRG struggle to pay off, thanks to Mr. Reagan. perfidious policy that curtails the blood ago or have you been living in a cave? support? AS for Nicaragua, when you wage a dirty supply by refusing the blood of Haitians many of the People like you must realize that the The largest reason that little war on a country a fraction of yoru and Africans. Mark V. Aristide students aren't actively involved in clubs minorities (in number) in America and organizations is that with the mas- already live in a white world. To us, every sive cutbacks in financial aid during the newspaper has been or is a Whiteworld. 1980s, many more students have to work If someone really wanted to start a paper Lotus East 862-6030 and do not have the free time to put in as of this name, it is their free choice as long they would like. The fact that many of as it does not violate someone else's Rated excellent by Joanne Starkey them are supportive of many of these rights. clubs' purposes is clearly indicated by the People like you need to be educated. I of the New York Times JANUARY 8, 1989 fact, for example, that well over 1,000 guess that says a lot about the system. It students participate every year in the is supposed to be designed for those who Lotus East II 928-4343 campus's OXFAM Fast for World Hunger. are ignorant. Before you criticize some- The fact that so many organizations are thing else, I think you need to take a look Rated excellent by Joanne Starkey able to get the 150 signatures needed to at yourself. What's disgusting now, of the New York Times be recognized by Polity also indicates hmmm?... wide support. C Sheldon Bassarath Take out available MARCH 18.1990 To the extent that your opposition to Editor-ln-Chief, Blackworld Statesman Thursday, April 19, 1990 9 paask4

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-~~~~~~~~~~- - - 10 Statesman Thursday, April 19, 1990 More Club A cts to be BonIkr nft _ W __ a nf ? By John Sonago It wasn't as crowded as on a Thurs- image. day night, but the End of the Bridge "I changed some of the formats," he was certainly hopping when CBS said. "I want to try to make EOB more recording artist Nayobe performed like a nightclub instead of just a college there on March 28 bar so the kids won't have to leave the Dressed in a screaming black outfit, campus to go to the clubs." her hazel eyes glowing as the spot Martin is certainly qualified for the lights shone on her face, Nayobe had job, having been general manager of the crowd moving as she performed her Carrington's for seven years. "When club hits "Please Don't Go" and they hired me, my boss, Pat Spina, "Second Chance for Love," as well as "I wanted to make EOB more into a bar- Love the Way You Love Me Baby," the /nightclub," he said. "She sort of gives first single from her yet to be released me free reign as to what I do and she's album. very receptive to my ideas. She's look- Although members of the audience ing at doing the same things I have were a little shy to strut out onto the been doing." dance floor during the beginning of Another one of Martin's goals is to the show, Nayobe managed to lure integrate the crowd that visits the them closer to her with her sweet, gen- Bridge. He said, "Definitely, by far, the tle voice and seductive moves. majority of the crowd is white, but we're Hanging out in Gabe Martin's office, working on trying to make EOB univer- manager of EOB, before the show, sal. Everyone should be in here. Nayobe spoke about how she got into "I'm going to try to mix up the for- the music business. mats. I'm going to do House Nights, when all we're going to play is "I've been in the business now for house, Reggae Nights, just to try to draw seven years professionally," she said. "I all different types of groups in. I'm trying started out when I was nine years old to satisfy everyone because I realize on doing local events in Brooklyn and campus everyone is then I moved into different types to the Bronx and got back of music." into singing by meeting my manager." One of Martin's first moves to change At the time, her manager was direct- EOB was to book club acts to perform at ing several rap artists and she was his the Bridge. Although reaction to this is first singing performer. "He took me on slow, Martin remains optimistic. "The and we did events like the Apollo and first one I brought in was Fascination," stuff like that just for the exposure," he said. Fascination's current single said Nayobe. "And he wanted to see if I "Remember," is burning up the club could do it." scene. "And Nayobe was the second. She continued, 'Tinally we ended They both seemed to go well, I just feel as though it's going up getting a deal with a company that ltatesman/John Santiago to take a while for "The first one I the he was with called West End. When brought in was Fascination, said EOB manager Gabe Martin. - kids to realize what's going on and And Nayobe was the second. for word they went out of business, he ended up to spread around that it is a getting affiliated with good show before we really start doing a company is totally different music from what deal with what you called have to. It's not as as well as I want to with it. The shows Budda Sultra and he formed his everyone is used to hearing from me, bad as some people make it seem. You still are really not where they should be own record label called Fever from Latin hip-hop. Now we're doing definitely go through your times, but in terms of attracting a crowd. But the Records." R&B music, It's coming out pretty well" it's not as bad. You have to go with the kids that are here for the concerts are After being with Fever Records for Her album is due out in May. flow, pretty much." very responsive to it." about five years, Nayobe signed overto Talking about the trials of making it In all, the night was a small success As far as future events are concerned, the CBS label and has been working on in the music world, Nayobe said, it is for EOB, said Martin, the club/restau- -Martin is currently planning a spring album for the past year and a half. She not as hard as some people may portray rant's manager, even though he only farewell blast to be held in the Union said, "Right now we just finished the it be. "It has its ups and downs like ever- broke even. Martin, who has been with Ballroom on April 29th for those stu- album and were supposed to be coming ything else in life, I guess. But if it's EOB for only two months, is attempting dents 18 years-old and over. Called out with the first single in April, which something you really like to do, to you give the Bridge an entirely new "Under the Bridge," the event will feature club performer Johny 0 ("High- way To My Heart) and another recording artist, as well as a dance con- Female Condoms to be Sold test with a $200 first prize. Although the event falls on a Sun- By Ellen Montemarano Administration, Wisconsin Pharmacal serial monagamous relationships and day, Martin expects a big turnout The Stony Brook students of the 90's doesn't know when Reality will be are concerned with sexually transmit- 'We're doing it in the evening,"Martin must be aware of the reality of Aids. available in the United States. How- ted diseases." said. 'We feel if we advertise enough, One company, Wisconsin Pharmacal ever, it may be marketed in Canada as The company recommends that kids will be back in time for it. That's of Jackson, Wisconsin, has created a early as this fall. women can use Reality as "a trade-off also the weekend of the big Oozeball new product to deal with this fear. This Students who like Reality said that it option with using the male condom; tournament, so we're going to try to tie product, a new famale condom, will be gave women more control. each partner sharing the responsibility, it into that and possibly try and marketed under the work trade name "I think it's a great idea," said jane, a taking turns wearing the protective out some Reality. sort of a co-sponsorship with 24 year old Liberal Arts major, device." the Oozeball organizers." Although this product is not on the "because men are immature and Martin hopes during the summer market yet, Stony Brook undergradu- irresponsible." Vince, a 22 year old Philosophy and Business major, likes this break he will be able to plan events for ates were able to examine a single Real- Jason, a nineteen year old Liberal option. "A woman can carry the female the following semesters. "That way we ity condom. They tugged at it, Arts major, also thought that female condom, and the male can carry will be able to advertise them the way stretched it, and some even blew it up condoms are' a good idea, the male con- but he dom." they should be advertised," he said. He into a balloon. Most students inter- he said. "And now if a woman doesn't like the looks of Reality. also plans to initiate an "18 and viewed thought wants to use a condom, she doesn't older it was strange to look "Maybe it's something to look into," he night" on Fridays at have to impose it on the male." because he said he said and then continued seriously, "but has Scott disagreed, "Why have a female noticed most students who stay on Scott, a 21 year old Political Science I don't like the idea that it's sticking out condom when there is already campus during the weekend are under and Psychology major, looked closely of the female. It's a female body; a male I don't condom that 21 years of age. at Reality and said it looked "like one want to is smaller and easier to see plastic." So far, his plans are working, "It's of my mother's carry?" kitchen-sized garbage Phran, a 21 year History major going pretty good. The bags." nights are pick- agreed with a laugh, "A guy might as From this small sample of Stony ing up. Fridays have picked up dramat- Reality is larger than a male condom. It well use a blow-up dolL" Brook students, it seems like Reality is ically and so have Saturdays because consists of a condom-shaped polyure- Hal, a 20 year old Biochemistry major, not going to be a successful product. of the change," Martin said. thane pouch and two rings. One would rather ring use a male condom. When However, it took time for the male con- Asked where he sees EOB by this inside the condom holds the condom asked if he would want to try Reality he dom to be accepted Most students time next year, Martin replied, "I would in place internally in the replied, interviewed woman. An "Only if I were out of condoms said that it was a strange like it to be like a real nightclub with a outer ring protects the and one of us labia. Like the had AIDS." looking condom. However, we won't ,lot of different crowds. I want to build male condom, Reality Wisconsin is used for only Pharmacal recommends know the success until it is available. up all the nights so that you can come to one sex act Due to testing mandated by Reality to women who are "sexually Once Reality is available, Stony Brook EOB and have a good time." the United States Food and Drug active with multiple relationships or students can see for themselves.

Statesman Thursday, April 19, 1990 11 - - s - Cores Are Inedible ay Ouo Saong not in the course handbook. As rm sure all of you fellow under- Dept Course Title Sect graduates know, this is that special Instructor AMS 103 Probability time of the semester when we get to of Scheduling sign up for classes that we (hope we - All your classes with final will be) or (expect to be) taking in the exams on the same day. fall semester. The only exceptions Staff from this rite of passage are those ARH 326 Subway Graffiti seniors who twill be moving on to the Staff "real world," (You know the 'real BIO 449 Environmental Con- world') which presently consists of cems - ~~Bush four mutant turtles who have ECO 425 Tax Evation

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Statesman Thursday, April 19, 1990 15 Robinson's Boxing Potpourri 9yBBr Robinmo Aaron Pryor, that is i the crack pipe, the IS, su rprsed when one of these barely brea- guy who drives a 1970 Cadillac. Don King, in Although the boxing world has become the lawyers, the courts, or his frustrated pro- thing bodies sends the flatfooted Mercer to a court of law, will be e aeas the crook more intriguing over the past few months, bation officer don't KO Pryor first. his first defeat Long Island native James he is. Michael Moorer will unify the lht both in the ring and out, the end results of all On the rumor mI....Yes, it is true. You SBuddy" McGfft is in line for a welterweight heavyweight titles. Mektkk Taylor will win matters pertaining to pugilism are quite sim- almost definitely will see HaglerrLeonard 11. title shot. The pan is no one wants to a unanimous decision in his rematch with ple indeed. Once Sugar Ray's divorce is final, negotia- fight him after his second round demtion Julio Cesar Chavez. On upcoming fights....Pemell Whitaker tions will begin for a late October, Las Vegas of world ranked Tommy Ayers. chael On boxing.....There am too many Yties in wil easily decision a ringwon Azurnah Nel- rendezvous. If you go to Central Avenue in Nunn is talented, but i he is not the most too many weight divisions. Releys and son. The bout will be televised by the undis- Albany, NY, and go to a bar called Sep- boring fighter in this galaxy, then who is? judges must be more carefully Ced in puted king of boxing networks, Home Box tember's, chances are you will see Mike Had puh ng dleweights Julian Jack- order to stop mental error from affecting Office, on May 19th. In June, that same net- Tyson. My sources have seen him there son and Iran Barkleywill ess lyreturn blockbuster fights. Boxing must become fed- work will be presenting Tyson and Foreman, three times since he lost the title in Tokyo, this summer after both underwent retina ebly regulated or it will die a slow death. not fighting one another, but on the same and he's been drunk as a skunk all three surgery. Brutal banger John AThe Beast" On the media....Boo to Wallace Matthews card at Caesars, Las Vegas. Tyson will face times. Buster must not have taught him the Mugabi was shocked by talented Terry Nor- and Michael Katz, both who refused to be (and KO) Renaldo Snipes, while Foreman -lesson he so desperately needs. If Foreman ris when he was deposited on the canvas Interview for this publication ABC boxing will barely break a sweat meeting Evander and Tyson win on the scheduled June fight face first in the first round of a scheduled team Alex Wallau and Dan Dkwdorf are the Holyfield victim Adlison Rodriques. Tommy card, they will meet in a big money bout in twelve round title defense. "The Beast" fell most entertaining and excitable pair on TV Hearns will stop an overmatched Michael November. When and if Mitch "Bklod" prey to poor management, thanks to today. USA network commentator Seam Olajide inside three action packed rounds. Green gets out of jail, he will be handled by exploiter extrordinaire, ikey Duff. °GCady is so inept that I enjoy watching him Mark Breland is set to defend his title on former Gerry Cooney cohort Dennis Rappa- On the future.....Mike Tyson will regain the for a good laugh. Al Bernstein is hands down June 30th against an extremely dangerous port. Just days before Green went back into heavyweight crown, but not from James the best broadcaster in the business. Aaron "Superman" Davis. In this Brooklyn the slammer, he gave Razor Ruddock one Douglas. Holyfield will decision Douglas in Now how's that for simplicity? (Breland) vs. Bronx (Davis) bragging rights nightmare of a sparring session. September. Tyson will then KO Holyfield in match, a straight right hand by Breland will On fighters..... Watch for everyone to duck February 1991. Don't korget about Douglas, prove to be Kryptonite for the game but and run away in order to avoid facing the though. He is guaranteed another shot at The University at Stony Brook VIP/States- outclassed Davis sometime in round five. devastating power of Razor Ruddock. Ray Tyson worth an estimated 35 million. Add man Athlete of the Week, for the week of Finally, sometime this summer Hector Mercer is extremely overrated and although that to the 25 million he will receive for April 9 is: "Macho" Camacho will TKO former champ he is being handfed stiff opponents, don't be facing Holyfield and he is set. Not bad for a DON WILLSEY - BASEBALL Senior Don Willsey led the baseball team to four wins in the week by batting .458 Mets Showing Their Stuff-- of 1980 (11-24), driving in 11 runs and scoring two. Don also had a triple, a home run, and two 'By Peter Parides and one out. There is no excuse for that. If he was hungry and wanted to get the guy's stolen bases during the week. In addition to To be nice, I could say the Mets have had strikes out or pops up next time he has a attention! Two run's scored on the error and his fine week at the plate, Don also had a a less than auspicious start. To be totally runner on third and less than two out, I am the Mets lost a heartbreaker.Tle Mets have fielding percentage of 1.000, playing both honest, they are playing like a bunch of going to shove a stake through my heart! cornered the market on bad baseball these first base and centerfield. Don is from Middle fairies. In the top of the tenth, HoJo led off with a first two weeks. Island, NY. In the season opener, the Mets had men double. Strawberry struck out and McRey- Dwight Gooden is 0-2 with an ERA over on second and third with one out in a tie nolds hit a short fly to left. Sure, Mike Mar- 5.00. Enough said! ballgame. Howard Johnson, Darryl Straw- shall finally drove Johnson in, but Now all this is not to say that the Mets Deep NFL Draft berry and Kevin McReynolds each failed to Strawberry and McReynolds should have aren't for real. It's only April 19. 1wouldn't be (Continued from page 17) drive in a run. What the hell is that? Hey moved HoJo to third or have driven him in surprised if they put it away by the end of American Football, slated for the 1991 sea- guys, take a page out of the Whitey ball before Marshall's hit. The Mets have to start June. son, might eventually become the NFL's manual. Have you ever seen the Cards play? moving runners over. That's why the Cards What I'm saying is someone better slap minor league system, but it also might Vmince Coleman walks. Then he steals are so good. It's just plain smart baseball. these guys around so they play like the become independent. So come on Commis- second. Ozzie Smith moves him to third on a Tuesday night blunder was probably the titans they are. Yo, Davey, you are the man- sioner Tagliabue, give football players a ground ball to the right side. Willie McGee worst of all. In the top of the fifteenth inning ager, arent't you? chance. then hits a sacrifice fly. A run scores without Howard Johnson threw the ball to the hot (The opinions expressed herein do not a hit. That's the way to play smart baseball. dog vendor in the fifteenth row. Maybe he necessarily represent those of Statesman) I couldn't believe my eyes as I saw the West Coast Rout biggest bonehead move in last Thursday's (Continued from page 20) game against the Pirates. With two outs and down for thirty seconds at 13:20, yet the

two on, Keith Miller stepped up to the plate. I~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~defensive unit of Ryan, DeSousa, Greg Free- There were men on first and second, pitcher land, and Pete Palazo bent but didn't break. Sid Fernandez on second. Miller smackeo a Goalie Rob Serratore had a fantastic night ground ball through the hole and into left. with 24 saves, stopping many at point blank Fernandez barely reached third as Barry range. Bonds fielded the ball. Third base coach Bud Joel Insignia's second goal of the game Harrelson got the brilliant idea that the 240 with only nine seconds remaining sealed the pound pitcher might actually score! It goes K- iimiKliO Stony Brook (8-1) victory. UC-Berkeleywent without saying that Fernandez was thrown to a mark of 8-4 after the loss. out by a mile. If Harrelson had half a brain he "It was a very evenly matched game and would have realized that if Sid stops at third, their defense was excellent. We were kind of the Mets have Howard Johnson batting with ~~~~~~~I I banged up, had done a lot of travelling, and the bases loaded. were a bit fatigued" said Espey. 'Iis was as In the Mets' first game with Montreal, good a game as you could ask to see, and Strawberry struck out with a man on third Tony really came up big for us."

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16 Statesman Thursday, April 19, 1990 Underclassmen whops~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I11I7I1Overflow - W - - a - I Causes Draft Floor By Eddie Reaves d juniors to true juniors, The NFL Draft, traditionally held on the will definitely make Sanders, a true junior, this year's flood Sure, some high school greats have corn- last Sunday this year's draft one of the deepest in NFL began. in April, has a geat surprise in history. pletely avoided college on their route to the store bor fans this year.Not onlywill fans and The NFL has followed the drafting policy NEBA- Danyl Dawldns and Moses Malone This great influx of juniors into "draftnilts" see this year's draft, but they will the draft of the National Basketball Association, come to mind But nowadays it is relatively has to do with the NFL's more lenient policy be seeing nest year's too. Huh? where anyone and their m yhercould impossible not to attend college and enter towards underclassmen. A record 38 underclassmen declared and In previous years, a declare for the opportunity to be drafted the NBA. junior that wanted to declare were accepted for the 1990 edition of the for the NFL But the NBA knows that the only way to The same holds true for the NFL. A player draft would be laughed away. But, NFL meat market The players. ranging from after last enter the NBA is to get drafted. In other must be drafted out of college or attend a year's historic inclusion of the true seniors to fifth year seniors 1988 Heisman words, a basketball player, like it or not, has highly-competitive "walk-on" - the free to four year Trophy winner, Oklahoma State's Barry to attend college to enter the draft. agent camp.

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yNRFb DRAFT - . football players want to attend college, the owners and the commissioner agreed to By Brian Roblmon and Eddie Reaven allow underclassmen to apply for the NFL draft. TEAM Until a few years ago, juniors were PLAYER allowed to apply for the draft only under excruciating circumstances - the family 1. ATLANTA needs money, etc., and were usually dele- JUNIOR SEAU, LB, USC gated for the summer's supplemental draft. In the supplemental draft, a team would 2. NEW YORK JETS have to forfeit its first round draft pick the BLAIR THOMAS, RB, Penn St. next year, making it an unnecessary gamble for general managers and head coaches. 3. NEW ENGLAND JEFF GEORGE, Some notable "gambles" include busts QB, Illinois Brian Bosworth, the loud-mouthed but under-achieving LB taken by Seattle in 1987; 4. TAMPABAY KEITH McCANTS, LB, Alabama Timm Rosenbach, a highly regarded quar- terback who hasn't lived up to his promise in 5. Phoenix; and last year's Cowboy disaster. SAN DIEGO CORTEZ KENNEDY, DL, Miami, Fla. QB Steve Walsh, who was expected by Cow- boy brass to be traded for a high first round 6. pick and wasn't. It makes Dallas fans tear CHICAGO RENALDO TURNBULL, DE, West Virginia their hair out knowing that it was this year's top pick in the draft that was forfeited for 7. DETROIT head coach Jimmy Johnson's mistake. ANDRE WARE, QB, Houston Currently, the supplemental draft is held for late-declaring players, such as Syra- 8. SEATTLE cuse's top receiver Rob Moore, or last year's REGGIE REMBERT, WR, West Virginia rookie sensation, Denver's Bobby Humph- rey, one of the few supplemental pick 9. MIAMI superstars. PERCY SNOW, LB, Michigan St. So, with this year's draft and supplemental draft flooded with underclassmen super- 10. SEATTLE stars, what will happen next year? EMMITT SMITH, RB, Florida Jeff George of Illinois, Heisman winner Andre Ware of Houston, LB Keith McCants 11. LA RAIDERS of Alabama and LB Junior Seau of USC CHRIS SINGLETON, LB, Arizona appear to be the top four picks in the draft. All are juniors. All declared early. All would 12. CINCINNATI have and could have used another year of JAMES FRANCIS, LB, Baylor seasoning. All would have been next year's top four. 13. KANSAS CITY This situation leaves us with an interest- HAROLD GREEN, RB, South Carolina ing predicament: next year's draft could be the worst in NFL history. There could quite 14. NEW ORLEANS RAY possibly be no one left to draft. Then, either AGNEW, DLN.C. State one of two situations would occur. One pos- sibility is that teams will trade their first 15. HOUSTON JAMES WILLIAMS, CB, round picks like wildfire, creating a year Fresno St. where trades could be as common as tea in China Alternatively, teams realizing that 16. BUFFALO RICHMOND WEBB, OL, Texas A&M their first round pick is about as valuable as a Mexican Peso, will try to dump them off on other unsuspecting victims, only to have 17. PITFSBURGH MARC SPINDLER, DT, Pitt them realize this same phenomenon, creating a year where trades will be as common as Volkswagons in Israel. 18. GREEN BAY MARK CARRIER, S, USC It will be as if every player in next year's draft will move up a round, with third rounders in this year's draft equalling the quality of 19. GREEN BAY ROB BURNETT, DE, Syracuse first rounders in next year's. The situation can be easily remedied - create a minor league. Baseball has had 20. ATLANTA RON COX, LB, Fresno St. theirs since the turn of the century; hockey fans have had theirs since the 1960s; basketball fans have had theirs since the creation 21. DALLAS DENNIS BROWN, DL, Washington of the continental basketball association. The NFL has begun this somewhat, creating a six-man developmental squad, but that 22. PHILADELPHIA ANTHONY THOMPSON, RB, Indiana still caters to mainly college players that wouldn't normally make the team. A minor league would allow high schoolers not want- 23. LA RAMS MOHAMMED ELEWONIBI, OL, Brigham Young ing to attend college the reality of professional football while giving them the necessary training and experience. 24. NEW YORK GIANTS AARON WALLACE, LB, Texas A minor league would also allow players that wouldn't make the pro team a chance, 25. TERRY instead of ending his career. SAN FRANCISCO WOODEN, LB, Syracuse The creation of the World League of __(Continued __ on page 16) Statesman Thursday, April 19, 1990 17 CLASSIFIEDS

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| ______THURSDAY, APRIL 19, 1990 l Patriots Laxmen Gun Down Westerners By Wil Wolberg went off the pipes in the next seven minutes. During Spring Break, the lacrosse team Berkeley goalie Toby Johnson continued to traveled to the West Coast to compete frustrate the Patriots until Cabrera finally against three California programs; Stanford scored with only four seconds left in the University, Santa Clara University, and UC- quarter. Berekely. By the end of the week it was quite Stony Brook's only lead in the first half apparent that in the battle of "East versus came in the second quarter as Sproat scored West Lacrosse," Stony Brook emerged as off an assist by Insignia at 4:35 to give the the clear cut winner. Patriots a 2-1 advantage. Berkeley then Coach John Espey and the Patriots were scored two man-up goals before Fritz tied 3-0 in California, thus boosting the team's the game at 3-3 with three minutes remain- record to a sparkling mark of 8-1 for the ing in the first half. However, the Golden season. With two starting midfielders out of Bears were able to tally at 14:29 to grab a 4-3 the lineup due to injuries (senior Ron Capri- halftime lead. dislocated shoulder and junior Steve Berkeley's man-up goal at 4:48 of the third McCabe-Broken fibula) Espey was forced to quarter gave them a 5-3 lead before Insignia use younger, less experienced players in converted a long pass from Steve DeSousa f those key positions. What is even more into a one on one with the goalie. Insignia's . impressive is the manner in which Stony goal at 10:25 cut the Berkeley lead to 5-4, -Brook won the final two games. and one could sense a change in The Patriots began the California tour momentum. with a lopsided win, then battled back in the However, Stony Brook failed to convert -second game for a hard fought conquest, on two consecutive man-up situations and and finished off the perfect week as the team Berkeley again scored in the final minute of rallied for a dramatic come-from-behind vic- Statesman/Will Wiberg the quarter to take a 6-4 lead. The Patriots Lacrosse tory, won in stunning fashion. team, shown here in action vs. Stanford, went 3-0 on their When Berkeley scored at 1:35 of the West coast swing to -Stanford University becoame Stony improve to 8-1. -- fourth quarter to take a 74 advantage, the Brook's sixth victim of the season as the Coach Espey also commented on his third and fourth quarters. The Broncos did local crowd erupted in delight and began a Patriots rolled to a 16-4 rout of the Cardinals. team's performance: "Although this was a manage to cut the margin to 11-9 with over loud, rowdy chant. Many teams would have Stony Brook wasted little time as John easy win, Stanford never quit playing. We five minutes left in the contest, but Leva's conceded defeat at that point of the contest, Sproat's two unassisted goals in the first four looked sluggish, but the team played hard. I second goal of the afternoon at 12:28 sealed but Espey's squad refused to give up and the minutes gave the Patriots a lead which was was happy to have the oppportunity to use the victory for Stony Brook, now 7-1. The team did something truly remarkable. never challenged. Sproat then assisted Dave most of our players." Broncos dropped to a record of 8-6 with the "When we scored our fifth goal we real- Fritz on the first of his five first half goals at Stony Brook next faced Santa Clara Uni- loss. ized that we could take it away from them" 6:56, and Fritx upped the lead to 4-0 at 13:23 versity and found themselves in a much Santa Clara coach Gary Podesta com- commented defenseman Ryan. "Being down off an assist from Lou Ventura. more closely contested game. The Patriots mented afterwards: '*Ve came out flat in the by two is a lot different than by three. They . Only eleven seconds into the second had trouble adjusting to the heat, and the second half and didn't play well early. We were a well coached team, but when it came quarter, Joe D'Albora made it 5-0 on a nice Broncos scored twice in the first eight min- slowed the ball down and that was a bad to crunch time they really hadn't been there individual effort after winning the face-off. utes to grab a 2-0 lead. However, the Patriots decision. But I think this was a game that before. They failed to pull the trigger some- Nineteen seconds later, Stanford scored regained thier composure and scored three could have went either way." times and made a mistake by going into a their only goal of the first half. consecutive goals to surge ahead 3-2. Two "We really did a poor job in the first half" stall offense with twelve minutes left" he Without Capri and McCabe, Espey used goals by Fritz and one by Leva gave the said Espey. 'We were running and gunning added. an all-freshman tandem of Mike Griffin, Paul Patriots the advantage after one quarter of but we threw the ball away too much. We There are times during athletic competi- Leva, and Ventura as the first middies. The play had elapsed. switched to the zone defense in the second ,tion when a single individual elevates his unit played well, garnering two goals and After Santa Clara tied the game at 3-3 one half because we were having problems play above and beyond that of all others. On five assists on the day against Stanford. minute into the second quarter, the Patriots matching up man to man with them, and we this night, sophomore attackman/midfielder Junior attackman Fritz put the game out of scored two more as Sproat and Griffin tallied settled the ball down and used the control Cabrera sparked an incredible rally by scor- reach with three consecutive goals in the to give Stony Brook a 5-3 advantage. Yet the offense to pass and move" ing four consecutive goals in a span of six second quarter to give the Patriots a 8-1 lead Broncos bounced back to tie the game at Stony Brook concluded the trip with an minutes. at halftime. Fritz scored his sixth and final 5-5. Lou Ventura's goal at t55 once again incredible win against UC-Berkeley, as the Cabrera's second goal of the game at 3:30 goal of the game only twenty three seconds gave Stony Brook the advantage, but Santa Golden Bears took the Patriots to the brink cut the Berkeley lead to 7-5, and sparked the into the third quarter. Clara's goal at 14:13 left the teams tied at 6-6 of defeat, only to see Stony Brook rally for a Patriots comeback. Cabrera tallied again at 'I give all the credit to Sproat and at halftime. thrilling victory. 6:03 off an assist by Sproat as Stony Brook Cabrera" said Fritz, They feed me and do all Two quick goals in the first six minutes of Against Berkeley, Espey's squad proved capitalized on a man-up advantage. At 7:12 the work, I just do my job in the crease. We the third quarter gave the Broncos a 8-6 themselves to be a team that will not accept Cabrera converted Mike Griffin's pass to tie really work well together." lead. But the Stony Brook defense then tight- defeat. The Patriots were playing their third the game at 7-7 and his fifth goal of the game Stony Brook went ahead 10-1 on Tony ened up and allowed only one more goal game in five days in temperatures which at 9:50 proved to be the game winner. Cabrera's goal before Stanford scored their during the final twenty-four minutes of the often reached eighty degrees. Stony Brook "Coach Espey moved me to the midfielder second goal of the game. From that point on, game. Goalie Rob Serratore's outstanding was also forced to also play on an unfamiliar so that I could match up with a short stick the Cardinals were never able to trim the play and the pushing body checks of defen- astroturf field under the lights, in front of a middie" said Cabrera. "He (Espey) gets all Patriots lead to less than a nine goal margin. seman Jon Ryan prevented Santa Clara from very vocal Berkeley crowd. Yet all of these the credit because he found out that their Leva (2 goals), DAlbora, Cabrera, Joel keeping pace with the Patriots as they factors just seemed to inspire the Patriots to midfield was vulnerable. I isolated behind Insigna, and Ed Lafferty all tallied for Stony scored five unanswered goals to surge reach a higher level of intensity. his cage, and just placed the ball when I Brook in the second half. The loss dropped ahead 11-8. "I expected to play a fast paced game and came around. Fritzie and Griff gave me some Stanford to a mark of 3-5 for the year. "We changed to a zone because it takes wear them out, but they didn't fizzle" com- great passes and I just happened to be in the Stanford coach Jim McGuire spoke after away their dodges and forces them to take mented Espey. *'bey were well conditi- right spot," he added. the game; "We expected them to work the more shots from the outside, and we trust oned. I also think that the win against Cabrera's outstanding effort reflected the ball around and be good.I was hoping for Bobby (Serratore)" said Ryan.'We had to Stanford gave our team a false set of confi- play of the entire team, which simply refused more from our team, but we did hustle. do it because of the injuries to Mac and RC dence, both Santa Clara and Berkeley were to lose. In the final three minutes of the Clearly, Division I on the West Coast isn't the (McCabe and Capri)." better than I thought" . contest, Stony Brook was whistled for four same as on the East Coast. But this is the Leva, Fritz, Cabrera (2 goals), and Jeff Berkeley opened up the scoring at 4:43 penalties, which included being two men kind of experience that we needed" Agostinio each tailed for Stony Brook in the and then held on as two Stony Brookshots (Continued on page 16)

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