PAGE b8 THE STATE JOURNAL Ap ril 3, 2012 Tuesday ALMANAC 50 YEARS AGO Twenty-four members of Nothing can sink ‘Titanic’ the family of Mrs. M.C. Dar- nell observed her birthday with a dinner at the Capital Hotel. Earlier, they attended 3-D update enhances awe-inspiring film, doesn’t cheapen it services as a group at First Christian Church, where Darnell’s grandfather was By Rene Rodriguez Sunday school superinten- Mct Cla chy Newspapers dent and an Elder. The only question loom- ing over “Titanic 3-D,” real- 25 YEARS AGO ly, is: Does the 3-D get in the The Western Hills’ Girls way? The ever-canny James basketball team held its Cameron has wisely resisted awards banquet at the high the temptation to tweak the school. Those receiving film’s Oscar-winning special awards were Brandi Jones, effects – one of the 11 Acad- Big Play Award and most im- emy Awards the movie won proved; Valerie Yagel, most in 1998 – or update the CGI courageous; Whitney Wa- shots of the doomed ship terfield, scholastic award, (which, by contemporary top rebounder, best free standards, occasionally look throw percentage, defensive a little hokey) or add previ- award and most assists; Mi- ously deleted footage to slap chelle Judy, senior award and on a “Director’s Cut” subtitle most courageous; Margaret that would guarantee to sell a McChesney, senior award few extra tickets. and most courageous; Becky No, this is exactly “Titan- Smith, senior award and ic” as you remember it – or, coach’s award. more accurately, the “Titan- ic” you’ve probably forgotten. HAPPY BIRTHDAY The secret weapon of Camer- Marae on’s monumental blockbust- Mallard April 3, er – the reason why audi- 2007 ences kept going back to see Marae the movie, eventually buy- will cel- ing an astounding $1.8 bil- ebrate her lion worth of tickets – is that Courtesy Paramount Pictures and Twentieth Century Fox birthday this was a picture truly made with a Spi- for the big screen. At home, Kate Winslet (as Rose DeWitt Bukater, left) and Leonardo DiCaprio (as Jack Dawson) discuss a scene with writer/director/pro- der-Man on DVD, no matter how big ducer/editor James Cameron in “Titanic.” birthday cake. She goes to your flatscreen or video pro- The gold ornamentation on the characters try to outrun again – and share the expe- Here is a rare opportu- the Early Learning Village jector are, Titanic just isn’t the dinner plates looks real floods of seawater after the rience with sons, daughters, nity to revisit a movie that and loves her Nene, Lin- the same: It’s a souvenir of enough to touch. DiCaprio boat has started to sink. nieces and nephews who I’m willing to bet you don’t da Wells, and her lost cat, the experience you had at the looks impossibly, incredibly Unlike the recent 3-D have never seen it – is worth Patches. theater, when the enormity remember nearly as well young (while you’re watch- re-release of “The Phantom the hassle of wearing those as you think you do. Here of Cameron’s vision was giv- today in history en its proper due, and where ing the movie, you can’t Menace,” in which tech- glasses for three hours. is a rare opportunity to re- By The Associated Press your stomach felt a twinge of help but think about how nology was used primarily I know a lot of people who turn to something you once vertigo as Leonardo DiCaprio the actor’s life changed after for gee-whiz effect, Cam- hate “Titanic” for its 10-cent loved, and discover it still Today is Tuesday, April 3, and Kate Winslet clung from its release). Winslet is more eron uses 3-D to deepen ev- script, for its awful dialogue, holds up, no apologies nec- the 94th day of 2012. There the ship’s railing, people be- beautiful and radiant than erything you already loved for its paper-thin character- essary. are 272 days left in the year. neath them falling to their you remembered. about the movie. There izations and for its multi- On April 3, 1942, during deaths, as the boat began its Unlike many 3-D post- wasn’t a single scene in the tude of plot holes. I recog- TITA NIC 3-D World War II, Japanese forc- final plunge into icy, deadly conversions, where the im- film where I found myself nize all those problems. And n3 ½ stars es began their final assault waters. age is darkened by the use of wishing I could watch it in yet none of them matters. n Cast: Leonardo Di- on Bataan against American Cameron, who spent a the glasses, Titanic doesn’t plain old 2-D (and the film’s This is an exceedingly rare Caprio, Kate Winslet, Billy and Filipino troops who sur- year and $18 million retrofit- look any duller than be- final shot, one of my favor- example of a director’s vi- Zane, Kathy Bates rendered six days later; the ting “Titanic” into 3-D, knows fore: If anything, the image ites of any movie, works sion overriding his talents as n Writer-director: James capitulation was followed by how to use the technology seems crisper and cleaner, even better now). a writer: “Titanic” remains Cameron. the notorious Bataan Death as expertly as Spielberg and the way Blu-rays look bet- Did “Titanic” need to be a stirring, awe-inspiring, nProducers: James Cam- March. Scorsese. Most of the effects ter than DVDs. Particu- in 3-D? Of course not. If I enthralling entertainment, eron, Jon Landau. In 1776, George Wash- – especially during the first, lar standouts are the shots had a choice, would I pre- and judging by the amount n A Paramount Pictures ington received an honorary pre-iceberg half – are used in the bowels of the ships, fer to watch it in 2D? Yes. But of nose-blowing at a recent release. Running time: 194 Doctor of Laws degree from to augment spatiality and di- where the churning tur- that is not an option, and preview screening, it also minutes. Harvard College. mension. The interior of the bines seem larger than be- the ability to be able to see remains an irresistible tear- nRated PG-13: brief vio- In 1860, the legendary ship looks more magnificent. fore, and scenes in which this spectacle in theaters jerker. lence, adult themes. Pony Express began carry- ing mail between St. Joseph, Mo., and Sacramento, Calif. 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