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/ ,.a- / r r I SB Clinic Short Staffed; Har ness East Surpluw Growth Likely Next Year Shared by its Members By KADRIYE KAMAN A total of $2,000 in refunds wi1 be femun immi_ o Hkems Rod. divided among the members of the attr td' tee xefutd "to h cm*arl Harlnes "EtCo-op, a student-run Manae nt of MOe (CI== who meal plan coopertive baded n tbe saw to it that so f1d was wasted." Star XII Cafeteri. The refund money Pridummo abo od that the main represents the sums that - "hae not reason for the Coop's sess Is th been spent on food," to the "quality of tile people we m to Co-op's founder Peter Hickma. attract. For the mst pt t see Hickman sod that the meal plan to put extra effort out to see tuat the prices ae bused only on tough Co-op surieeds." Prudb estimates, and that the only expenses added,"No one is in It for p Isn the coop has a fooda nde g vn. It's like a *amiy. supplies. He added that any monies Hickman explained tbat H urknes that are surplus after thesespenses offers its memb sevral mal plans are refunded to the mem , ragng from the mallest of five Hickman said that each member's di n--s per week at sot dokars and share of the refund will be three ton cents to the total meal plan which dollars per week of membership. This 20 meals a week at$15.80. would amount to $48 for those who He added that only ates food is were members for the entire (all served at the Coop. semester. ,n~x m sai -hat te qultyo Hickman said that the Harkness food at the A POOR RATING AND A STAFF SHORTAGE: The ability of lpfirmary Cop bha d a*wea physicians to handle general medical problems has been described as inadequate East Coop opened in September 1975 deal since the g g. H e by a recent state audit. Infirmary officials attribute this to the shortage of with 27 members and "no hot water." ree e his first meal as a rather doctors. Above, a doctor removes sutures from his patient. He added that since then the band combination of soy beans and membership has grown tremendously, rice. However he added-that Ia By DAVID GILMAN "We got only $25 per student per and that at the end of last semesr lately "they (the meals] have been 'Me Stony Brook Infirmary receives year to run the Infirmary," Berman there were 52 members. lhre are quite good." Pmd Dme commented an average of $75 less per student than said in a telephone interview. 'Ds t curentty mor lhan 70 members. that the most notable th# about Om other universities to run its health less than the infirmaries of other State "Since it does-'t seem like there will food served at th Coop is tkat/The, service, Infirmary Director Henry Universities, and considerably less than be a problem of finding new use aJI pure and natual foods. No Berman told Statesman yesterday, universities across the country." The members," said Hickmank,'*e rate of processed foods ae used."' He also said Therefore, Stony Brook can only infirmary here is funded by Albany admittance will be decreased to five that the food offered at the Coop is afford to hire the equivalent of three and receives some supplemental funds per week." Hickman said he was "much les expensive frm anywhere full-time physicians for the entire from the Health Science Center and interested in controlling the Coop's else around here and of coum 6s& campus population, according to the School of Allied Health Sciences. rate of growth in an effort to avoid a quality of the food is muc hgor k Berman. (Continued on page 2) "decrease in the quality of the food." than Horn and Hardart" i ff \ 00/ \ -.. $ r00 I Bus Accidents Result From Unsanded Roads Five accidents involving campus buses have said that he did not know whether the roads were both its own ground crew and a private contractor to occurred, over the past four days. According to bus sanded sufficiently or not. He declined to mention sand the grounds is that following a snow emergncy, Dispatcher Bill Millington, the accidents were caused whether or not reports of the status of the roads were the University ground crows are sent to sa1d small by the failure of the campus grounds crew to sand the received by his office. paths. But only the heavy machinery of the icy roads sufficiently. Emmi said that through personal tours of the contractor, he said, could sand the roads that have to "Me roads were not attended to properly," said campus, he could attribute campus traffic accidents be driven on. Millington. "Both the campus grounds crew and the to the following alled characteristics of driven: Regrding the recent accidents, Emmi discounted private contractors who sand and salt the roads * few drivers use snowdres the placement of blame on the ground crews and neglected to do an adequate job,"he said. The firm *few drivers employ "a little driving know how" private contractors and said, "It's one of those tbin of Murbete and Company of Patchogue which is *when approaching a hill, drivers mistakenly assume where weWre dealing with Mother Nature. S nm responsible for sanding icy roads could not be that the ground they are about to drive on is sanded she gets the best of us." reached for comment. Eimmi said that the reason the University employs Da OGilman Charges Denied But when contacted yesterday, Head Maintainance Supervisor Richard Emmi denied the charge that his crews failed to sand the roads sufficiently, and said that "accidents happen all the time in this kind of weather-it's a usual occurance." Millington said that in addition to the accidents, buses have been running off schedule due to drivers' reluctance to accelerate on the icy roads. 'Those buses weigh about 30,000 pounds each," said Millington. "Mhe drivers are afraid to move more than five miles an hour on them because once they are started its very difficult to stop them on icy roads." Although no injuries to passengers have been reported thus tEr, Bus Driver Tom Benson received a back injury when a Volkswagon bus struck the rear end of his bus in frort of the Administration Building last Wednesday. it is unknown when Benson will be returning to work. Damage to the bus was reported to be $1400. I TRAFF I I Acent *_ acAce Ace. I *wI ICY %vwwllvua WI flow twom volomw %v aw %aovw- wfive Viwdwww-s. WY i V Director of Institutional Services Peter DiMaggio \.- JUVRAVV-1^01 %FL k.P-GJLVS%.WOAIUVUJL recent f ive accidents. ^ j ~~^ ______t- s--______as_- ^^- OF Polity Council is Sponsoring Union Occupatiolal
By EDDIE HORWITZ bags. The Council allocated the weekends, the only awakening the campus." The Polity council is $700 for the event. discussion that accompanied it Horn and Hardart, the campus supporting an "occupation" of Al though Trautman centered around adverse Council food service, has said that the Stony Brook Union this maintained that the reaction to the closing. closing the Union cafeteria and weekend. "occupation" wil be celebrative Polity Treasurer Mark Minasi's opening Kelly and H Quad At its Monday night council in the nature, the motion to support of Trautman's motion Cafeterias on weekends would meeting Polity Vice President implement it was flanked by to occupy the Union would be mean a increase in their revenue Paul Trautman recommended an debate over the University Food contradictory to his vote on the by $300. Horn and Hardhart "'occupation" of the Union from Quality Control Committee's University Food Quality Control claims to be currently losing 4 PM Friday to 8 PM Sunday. decision to close the Union Committee to close the cafeteria money. Trautman said the occupation is Cafeteria over the weekends. on weekends. Minasi discounted Hotline Coordinator Barry a {'celebration of weekend Although no one would say that the contradiction. He claims that Siskin said, "Why should we be programming," and suggested the "occupation" is in protest to the occupation of the Union concerned about Horn and that participants bring sleeping the closing of the cafeteria over "only has the intent of Hardart's profits. Are we rewarding them for the wonderful job they've done this year?" In other action, a PAUL TRAUTMAN representative of Hillel, an organization of Jewish students, the President John Burness and complained that classes are the Interfaith Center to discuss scheduled during the Passover the possiblity of such a change. and Easter holidays in April. He Trautman informed the explained that the three other Council that Assistant Professor University Centers hold spring of English, Kofi Awooner, is recess during these holidays being detained in Ghana on an whereas spring recess at Stony unnamed conspiracy charge. Brook occurs in March. Awonner is a citizen of Ghana The Council was asked for, who is on a one-year leave from and gave, its support in trying to Stony Brook. In a letter sent to change the vacation period so it him by the English department, would coincide with both 1ruatman was asked to have the Passover and Easter. Sophomore Council send a mailgram to Representative Mark Ctrin is to inquire as to his whereabouts. represent This measure UNION OCCUPATION: At last Monday night's Council meeting, $700 was allocated for the the Council in a passed weekend occupation of the Union. meeting today with Assistant to unanimously. Infirmary Inadequately Staffed ({:---. A .----- "~~ ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~ li. i*t, r .I!, A ' Iriin0t \rot I L-Aov/ aw W Jv-v gw-l -/ soj/ qv ^ I (Continued NC from page 1) said that whereas it used to cost health services at Stony Brook Tle infirmary is currency 22 cents to perform a throat be upgraded in accordance with manned by a total or six culture, it now costs seven cents. SUNY regulations. part-time physicians: two Similarly, the infirmary. has "But the real problem is the internists, two pediatricians and recently purchased a new shortage of doctors," said Active Participant in two general praclioners. All of mircrosfcope which can perform Berman. "We are at the situation the physicians have private the functions of other more where if one doctor leaves, practices elsewhere. Rut Berman costly equipment. students will have to wait days Polity said thai taken as a whole, their According to the Audit to receive attention, whereas Council Affairs services are equal lo those of Report on Financial and they would have had to wait just Mark Citrin is not a common three full-time doctors. Operating Policies Practices for several hours." Berman said that name on this campus except to The staff is likely to expand Stony Brook, a 154 page report although the Infirmary people active in polity, the next year, although not issued by State Comptroller succeeded i n supplying undergraduate student drastically, Berman said. lie said Arthur Levitt:, the level of "excellent" gynecological and government. This is true even that three senior resident outpatient medical care at Stony dermatological services, its though Citrin holds one of eight physicians from ,Southside Brook was lower than at the capacity to handle general positions on the powerful Polity Hospital in Islip will assume Buffalo and Albany University medical problems was deficient. Council. infirmary duty for one day a Centers. On page eight, the "The ideal situation which we Citrin, who serves as week. YeL, lerman said, "I don't report said that "available seek to attain,"lhe said, "is to sophomore representative, is not expect that this will improve the clinical and infirmary facilities have enough doctors so that among the outspoken members situation much more." did not meet the guidelines when a student comes here he of student government. He does 'he funds allocated to the established by a health service call have the personalized not receive headlines. Yet, he is Infirmary do not come directly Statement of Principles services of the same doctor for always present doing his job. His from student tuition. An contained in a SUNY (State four years." Unless the size of attendance record on the Polity increase in tuition, therefore, University of New York) Board the present staff is vastly Council and Polity Senate is would have no direct effect on of Trustees' resolution of I960.*) inremased. he said, that situation almost flawless. the amount of money available The rnport recommended that will nlver come to pass. Inspiration to the Infirmary. Citrin was not very active in 'Me reason that the Stony student affairs during his Brook Infirmary can allocate freshman year. He said he only $25 per student for health worked for Horn and Hardart at MARK CITRIN care, said Berman. is that after that time, which led him to his the orginal Albany allocation is present political position. "I semester, Citrin convinced the used to defer staff salaries, onl- decided to get involved in Senate to restructure the $25 per student is left. Of an student government after Student Activities Board, the original %100.(00 Albany working for Hom and Hardart organization that books allocation. hle said, $300,000 for 10 months and finally concerts, speakers and other goes for staff salaries. realized the garbage the students special events on campus. It had Could Use More were fed by the food service and been plagued with monetary Regarding the availablity of by the Administration." he said. problems last semester, and surgical and other. medical Citrin ran unopposed for the Citrin brought a plan to the equipment, Bennan said that Council position. Senate which would decentralize dwe seem to be managing with One of Citrin's policies is not the power of the members of the equipment we have, but we I to allocate money. He considers SAB. Each individual member could certainly use more." himself "fiscally prudent." In would have less responsibility Last year's shortage of many cases. Citrin will be the which would therefore place equipment forced the collection lone "Nay" vote in a measure more persons in charge of of urine samples in test tubes receiving overwhelming support. monetary affairs. lessening the instead of urine cups, he said, "I was the only Council member chance of one person's mistakes and also included a shortage of to vote against tent city; a S700 having a disastrous effect, bandages. fiasco." he said. . .. ,J Citrin said. This plan is to be *'But 2»»**-ri, by expanding our ,* U ~ ^ SAB Plan instituted this semester. internal economies this year." .'b*iia! Whenever Citrin is called statesman photo by l arr Rubin upon Yet Citrin continues to be the said Bennan, "we have been able EXPANSION ANTICIPATED: With the addition of three new for help. he is available. During quiet man on the Polity Council. to improve our situation." He physicians, the Infirmary is expected to expand its services. the final Senate meetings last --Eddie Horwitz
Page 2 STATESMAN January 28, 1976 Student-at-Large A QuestionableRole in a Task Most Distasteful
losing their jobs. IO- 7beeoextlheout-le 'Take the confidential off the top of most #it k un2aly that -than at *a eeing111wti be fac witIs * d" of t-y of the documents and most readers won't get N foawber oky Brook eSds up cutftg t bd some of the "a By Doug Fleisher presidMens jobs Wmea to be as the Imagine: Your're seated at a past the salutation' line. NW do he o y simulated wood-grain conference table nembn appew to be d y with high-echelon Stony Brook the MI ddet t Administrators, distinguished, leading going to get screwed when the needs to be clasified. Take the don t ave to lok and otherwise outstanding professors University president acts on the confidential off the top of moat of the and devoted student representatives. Governor's mandate to mark "the end documents and most readers won't get And thi txue In spite t O In front of you is a stack of of more than a decade of unchecked past the salutation. (aet that th =aoAt d _IGn photostated documents, some neatly growth in the state supported Confidetial mae at eme so in arttis fte typed, some in near illegible institutions for higher education." But the documents are confidential Unieaty hibeen _praio wSa handwriting, some filled with numbers (When retrenched faculty and staff and the work of the committee is most as with only one of _ and meaningless abbreviations but all protest the results of budget slashing serious. Messages from the Governor's so far Is Wa the UnkoMW has with CONFIDENTIAL clearly marked the University president is able to office and from the nerve center of the Opeting as wU as usua with only at the top. share the burden with his fellow University system are labeled one of its p two _ The last few conferees arrive filling conferees.) It is but one of a series of '"menacing," "gave news" and prrsent. in the remaining empty seats round meetings. "extremely damaging./ Althoug the _ vI atd d iJ themoy the table and scurrying to rind seats Serving on the so-called advisory 'Me administrators have the closest of adminiative d o ng is scattered against the walls of the committee is a mixed blessing if a contact with the budget shapers in wdey WM on campus, the poasbimit conference room which is decorated blessing at all. The meetings are boring Albany and so they, usually the sUtn exists dtat faculty andstdn with a model of the University which and long and there's no guarantee that University president, serve as the tiders participati innthe doesi a will never be, a picture of the anything you have to say will mean of bad news. Faculty and students ask pro coneng the laest badne University president and a local anything. After all, the ultimate a few questions for clarification and will be effective. AdmI-isivas have politician holding a plaque, and the decision is in someone else's hand. make a few statements supporting bwn helpful in expling the meaning flags of both the nation and the state. However, the meetings are very their own interest groups. Maybe there and imp.icatIo of aH spec oft te Sitting at the head of the educational. will be some bickering and maybe budgeting P s o the Commee, conference table, a serious looking TLe meetings are a learnings there will be some dreamy-eyed talk although o the enti n executive-type clears his throat: experience for all amateur about Stony Brook carrying on the community. "At the outset, I'd like to make it administrators who are confronted torch of higher education despite the Stdet ad fbacltyo _atcpo is very clear that whatever is said or done with all sorts of CONFIDENTIAL forecasting of journalists and social iptbecus ywbe- 6mo at these meetings must be kept in the information, shifting deadlines and scientist about the declining job direcUy ffcteby-becutsA6oL h strictest confidence. Is that confusing statements. How many market for PhDs and despite the the bottom ine has riot bee dawn, understood by everyone?" His eyes students or faculty can explain l&DR? underlying purpose of the meetings. the pse an for ltos jobin laq~r shift deliberately from face to face, Or S&E? Or mandated savings? or Jobs to be Lost and fewer d , dee striving for eye contact as if to finalize adjusted base? Or are able to explain One thing becomes clear through faculty nt _ evir the commitment. the difference between mandated the entire process: someone, loads, and d s p e fo he Budget Slashing savings and base reductions? Or can somewhere on the University payroll is entire Univeo-ty. The purpose of this most translate "XED did not distinguish going to lose his or her job. In fact Even if you haven't sat Mt- the distinguished gathering is to insure HSC in LIB, SS or GA..." TIere are several or many-depending on the simulated w table, you may that selected faculty and students will so many abbreviations, so much jargon final machinations of the State of New soon find youbtff silin in the afieU-- have some say in determining who is thrown around that the stuff hardlv York in all its forms-people will be of an ovcrowded ecaoom. ^ j- \v,'I%- /11"0-Campus Briefs r MSRC Fellowships Ne-w Coordiniaior Stony Brook Foundation Chairman Assixtant Admissions Diretor Charles Pierce, president of the Long And-L~ of o Dierdre Kedesdy has been designated Island Lighting Company, and L'niAufl coordinator for the univesity's Sciences Research Center Director J.R. - d rn fV It participation in the Visiting Stdentl Schubel, have announced the Program of the Alnciaion of Col I establishment of three Jessie Smith and Universities of New York. V z Noyes fellowships at the MSRC. The 'Mis is a new pM F the full fellowships, awarded by the Jessie t..1 association. It allows any student Smith Noyes Foundation, will be attending one of We more ta 60 administered through the Stony Brook r participating colee or uvewities i Foundation-a non-profit organization the state to study for a semester or a that seeks and manages gifts from both ,year --at, anhe - private and non-state sources to institution without a formal tnsfr. supplement regular state funding of Kadesdy will supervise the Stony programs at Stony Brook. Brook program, welcoming visng According to Pierce and Schubel, students and advising Stony A - ok the fellowships will be awarded on a students wishing to visit other competitive basis to advanced campuses. __ graduate students working on Meeting other students and faculty important environmental problems of are among the advantages of the the coastal zone as part of their program. Kadesdy said students have masters of doctorate thesis research in the opportunity to see themsls one of the several programs sponsored their education andutuep -s by MSRC. new perspective. "'Students have tbe MSRC is the oceanographic center opportunity to take certain coure for the State University of New York. not available to them on their mn It has the only SUNY graduate degree campuses, while sampling a different programs in oceanographic and marine campus environment for a semester," sciences. The eighteen faculty she said. members comprising MSRC are The program has only two engaged in studies in biological, requirements: approval of the chemical, geological and physical appropriate officiatl at the student's oceanography; coastal zone school and the student's acceptance of management and fishery management. full responsibility fUm tuition fee and Research emphasizes coastal zone other charges at the school being studies with primary geographical Statesman photo by Al Tarlgo visited. The visiting student program is focus on New York's coastal marine The R.V. Onrust is the vehicle for Marine Sciences field study at Stony Brook. approved by the State Education waters. Department. Y
January 28, 1976 STATESMAN Page 3 ANNNCS lT5WON4-AArEt> Hearst on Trial
Patricia Hearst. went on trial yesterday for bank robbery. The proceeding opened with jury selection in a courtroom packed with 150 prospective panelists. 'Me jury will be asked to decide whether Hearst was pawn or willing participant in an April 15, 197 X, holdup of a San Francisco bank branch. If convicted of the armed bank robbery and weapons Lo vb TSHROW CO A pCleRswfE5L! / charges, she faces a maximum of 35 years in jail. Jury selection is expected to focus on attitudes toward kidnap victims, radicals and the wealthy. The prosecution and defense AN EKHE WEEK SEMINAS agreed it was the first time in history that a kidnap victim was placed on trial for bank robbery. Defense attorney Albert Johnson *Y- VONEkst AYOEStD described Hearst as "apprehensive as anyone in her position would be," and her father, newspaper executive Randolph Hearst, yesterday blamed her terrorist abductors for his daughter's plight. ^~~~7 7.1n2.00y W-PHONEi Had she not been kidnaped nearly two years ago, Hearst said on his way to the city's federal building,*-rht 1 only reason she would be in a courthouse would ban to get a marriage license and pay for a parking »o^ o emas' ticket." Patricia Hearst, pale and solemn, walked quickly into the ous cP ouss rnsv ueno courtroom and took her seat at the counsel table. She smiled wanly at her parents and sisters Ann and Vicki, who sat in the front row. A QLA7S-ALL MRI9^PACE ,
TREATERS AND DRIVE-INS EVERYWHERE s I Algeria and Morocco Battle I --- Fierce fighting erupted yesterday between Algerian and Moroccan troops along the border of the Spanish Sahara. Moroccan officials said "apparently there are many dead" in this first. reported clash between the armies of the two North African states in their Sahara dispute. Algeria accused a Moroccan army unit of attacking Algerian troops carrying medical supplies to refugees in the Sahara. Morocco's King Hassan II sent tens of thousands of unarmed Moroccan volunteers on a "March of Conquest" into the phosphate-rich desert territory last November and won from Spain an agreement to divide it between Morocco and Mauritania. Algeria, which also has a short border with the Sahara, opposes the projected turnover on February 28 and supports the Polisario liberation front, a group of Saharans fighting for the territory's independence. Reverend Callan Suspended
The Reverend James Callan, 28, doesn't want to live in "an extravagnt rectory, worth $250,000 today," he said yesterday. Now he isn't permitted to perform his priestly duties. He was suspended by the Most Reverend Joseph Hogan, bishop of the Rochester Roman Catholic Diocese, last Thursday because, Callan said, "he could not condone my disobedience." A spokesman for the bishop said the action was taken since Father Callan refused "to accept diocesan policy regarding the resident rules for priest intemns assigned to a parish." lPge 4 STATESMAN January 28, 1976 Pu-BLIC BEARINGS
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January 28. 1fs76 STATESMAN Page 5 - wLett WrU- - ' ,-Viewpoints- their mail, the rest did not bother * and their mail had to be given back Remove Gerstel t~o their original building mailclerks Zooming Ini D oi g Weaaberger To the Editor: after the intersession. I am disgusted with Sanford In the future, Lance Edwards, LStatesman} OPINIONJ Gerstel 's actions concerning the don't call people incompetent absen'e of sufficient heat during unjustly. It hurts very much. SB is One Lards~e Game Show the first few days of school. I Sudha, Show-chiao ,^-EditorialIs--- cannot see how he recommended Cyril and John Dave "Woods" Forest (Announcer): Hi kids! Have a Woods: As Judy is c'arricd off stque. lets pv# her a '"not increasing dorm heat levels good vacation? I hope you did 'cause it's time to play nice round of applauwe. We'll be back in just a until the complaints start pouring Support Employes second semester, starringJohn Toll. moment. Audience: (applause) Woods: And now its lime to play the next part of our in." He did not have to sleep in the To the Editor: Ending Another Sorry dorms or spend any time there. Chapter Woods: I'm your annoucner Dave "~Woods" Forest. pmc^-itegwfh win. Our coneitcanl is Vlora D>orturt The workers in the University But let's get started. And now herererererer. . from Baldwin. Long Wsand. Going into each dorm with his coat Another sorry chapter in the bookstore are involved in a struggle history of the United States came The war is over; the draft is ended; the lottery is stopped. It is . .. ssssssssssssJohnnv (music). Flora: But I aled registered. on coming in from colder weather for union recognition now. All of to an end last week when the Selective Service System finally is no way to see how warm it is now time for a blanket general amnesty to finally close the door Toll : Whesh. Ho-oaky ! Boy it was cold today. Woods: But we've torn up your regitration «o yo*t the workers have joined the union disbanded. on the Vietnam era, a sordid episode in American history. We call Woods and audience: It was so cold. that 45 students can go through it again. inside. I live in Sanger and I as well '(District 65) but Follett as my neighbors were cold the first The draft itself was ended more than two years ago; however, upon Ford and the Congress to jointly sponsor such an amnesty to from Langmuir Dorm came to my office claiming Flora: You can't do that! management is involved in a they had no heat. But I kept them few days of class. 19-year-olds still went through a lottery to determine their draft finally put Vietnam behind us. waiting so long Woods: (Nh yes we can (ha. ha) (audiene' appimadc). campaign to stall the elections in that they got cold feet. Toll: Your first task pay tuition. Step According to Gerstel 's memo numbers in case the volunteer army was not sufficient. Now, there is to up to our order to demoralize the workers. Audience: Boo! Hiss! tuition window.. there was too much heat during the A union is always important for will not even be a lottery. vacation. If this was the case, then Toll: Vicious audience tonight (music: Tea for Two). Bursar: (Flora hands cheek tor bwmr). I'm orvy. workers in order for them to Over the last few years, the 19-year-olds would huddle next to We'll be right back. that's the wrong amount. it was his fault for not reporting it organize the most people to fight earlier and doing something about the radio listening for their numbers. At the start of the lottery, a Commercial Flora: No it isn't. for decent wages and working SELECTIvE SERVICE SYSTEM N ^ it. He low number meant NOTICE OP CLASSIFICATION Rocky Toll: Hi! I'm Rocky Toll of the Toll Bursar: We just raised the tuition. said, "If the temperatures conditions. This is why the people either an automatic enlistment or an 7 had stayed where they were Construction Company. I'll build you a four Flora: You can't do that! who work in the bookstore want a almost-certain trip to Vietnam. Thousands of students refused ~SAWE (20s.3Os), we never would have had bedroom, two bathroom house with a swimming pool Bursar: Oh yen we can thajhajha). union. At a time when workers induction and are still not welcome in the U.S. For the students 2. the problems." How can he depend are all for the amazingly low price of 217 dollars and 16 Tol: It's now timeW to pnwm~f your cwmpuerr being laid off and sped up in order who received high numbers, on the temperatures remaining in they were safe. It was friend rooting L'FtrMeJw cents. How can I offer you alr this at such, a low registration. (Speaking quickly ) As you know our the 20-3s this is winter when to get more out of them, the against friend; roommate against roommate. price? It's easy-low overhead or should I say no computer has been programnwd to accept or reject 5 temperatures drop and people get attacks on their organization to Even after no more men were drafted, the lottery served as a overhead? You see I work for the State University of studenits on the bmxis of classes offered. clawi size, and fight back have increased. Again, cold, Mr. Gerstel. reminder that this situation could change overnight. In 1973, for New York at Stony Brook and can "obtain" all my what mood the registrar happens to be ini. (lreath) it's the workers who get hit because materials free of charge. My workmen are paid by the Submit your S form. Because of student negligence I example, even though no one was drafted, the Stony Brook radio think Mr. Gerstel should be of the economic crisis of the bosses. I State too. Registrar: I'm sorry your program las been rejected removed from his position as And in the last year or two the station WUSB broadcast all of the numbers in response to calls That's right-I did the elevators for the* Wordd and due to our error you will not he' allowed to assistant executive vice president. workers in this country have been from nervous students. There was at least one student at the Trade Center for an incredible 16 dollars using the re-register. Try again next semester. righting like hell for their jobs, I Matthew Nadelman University who drew No. 1; he was sure he was off to war. in~l LOCAL BOARD UNLESS OTHERWISE CHECKED materials that were supposed to fix the library Flora: You can't do that! against wage cuts, speedup and The draft was inhumane in that it u elevators--and I can do the same for you! Registrar: Oh yes we can! against cutbacks in social services. forced students and other Mail Call young people to give up what they were doing to join the Army. It So call ursat (516) 246-6666 and ask for my Woods: (A Htnimmi pushed off skag hycampys polce') As students, we too have been representative on campus John Toll. That's the Toll Well see her later in our finil round. was even more inhumane To the Editor: affected by the economic crisis, in in that it was recruiting men to fight in Construction Company where our motto is "We skim Toll: Now it's¶ time for our I~y for an A rowed, in We four were looking after the IM-(EGiSTRANr-~StTRt' cutbacks through staff reductions, Vietnam, a war which brought down one President, split this off the top to give you the cream of the crop!" whieh you are afiked to play up to yuurprofessor or mail service during intersession. In a program eliminations, mNBa I YOUR CLASSIICATI@U CEATIPICATh WHWCN YOU AIM proposed country in two, and drove hundreds of thousands of young people *0*4 TA for h Loo mark. Our eoutfla'sa is a~Leshimra -letwte puiiblshrd-Vriday; January2 raising or tuition and rent. We have into exile or jail. President Gerald Ford's limited amnesty program 'roll: And now it's~time to play our first round called (coed who attended high wchool at Our Lady of one Lance Edwards says that Stage a common basis upon which to only brought a small fraction of thase men back. moving back into the dorms. Pe~rpetual Virginity. Please welcome Sister I. Wanna Xli's intersession residents did not unite with the Folleti workers and Woods: Our first contestant is ,Judy Margelin fronm INotL support thenm receive their mail because of in their fight for Fresh Meadows, Queens. Woods: Tbats ri~t John, and if she. ra g. ati the incompetence. This is a rotten lie. union recognition. We can do this Toll: Tell us something about yourself Judy. way on~ our Honus; Hoard , she wins an A for her We worked very hard to get the by boycotting the bookstore now Judy: I graduated from Francis Lewis High School course. mail of these residents to them (us~ing other stores in Snow Today, Rain Tomorrow the area) and wher1 as n,' Sig/ 9 and Arista, and on Tloll: Let's spin the wheel lo find out who your every day. Mail from the Post if the workers go on strike committees, and was all around "ho~t hit," Rah Rlah profemsor MI. Round and round ,«h |goe» whefr »he -Officecomes around 11:30 AM. We supporting their picket line and not Announcing the new way to clean streets and walkways at paths and roads. Rah. stopi; nobody kcnows. went through all the campus mail going through it. Faculty should Stony Brook-rain. Unless, of course, because of the budgetary situation, the Toll: Judy. Woods: You've .spun a diem lab TlA, Sigfmund Nerd. to sort out the mail for Stage Xli's support this effort by giving Rain is a colorless, tasteless precipitant that comes from the University Judy: Rash, Rah. Rah. Iteady-*;o? (she tries seducing Nerd). intersession residents, brought it to students more time to get their couldn't hire anyone to plow and sand, and instead was sky. On contact, Toll: Judy. 'loll: So far you've earned a II. I1's now Lime to play Stage XII Quad Office by 3 PM. books. This it can melt away snow and ice. An example of forced to wait for a more natural way of removing the cold, white may be an Judy: Oh! 1am presently a sophomore at Harpur. our Ilonus round (Blonus Bell rings). '- One mail clerk was permanently inconvenience this occured this week at Stony Brook University. Almost like substance from campus. to students but we Toll: Judy, this isStony Brook. Audience: Go~gogo~go! there between 3 and 5 PM to hand magic, the snow and ice which covered roads and paths must look at what is going on, see We're sure this isn't the case. After all, the Administration Judy: Oh shit! Nerd: Oh! Oh! out mail to such residents. This why students should support the disappeared, leaving instead a muddy, brown campus. Building areas seemed to be pretty free of snow. Obviously, the Toll: Judy this is TV, you can't say "oh shit"' on the Tolk:You've done it, you've gsone dl (he way for an A. information was posted on the bookstore workers and as a result At least someone designed a way to remove snow from this Quad Office door throughout. lack of snow removal was brought to students by the same people air. Woods: We'll be uight bsck for our frna. round in just accept some inconvenience in order campus. After the Judy: Excuse me-shit. About one-third of the snowfalls of last week, Stony Brook could boast who bring them a frequent lack of heat and hot water. one minute. for the bookstore workers to win. Toll: Luckily you can still play our game. Buymentanatd ainuie uiI wu9CmuWi igV uWCIuuWUIUa K R u Jannn. Parlmun of having the worst roads in Brookhaven Town, if not Suffolk Maybe it would be better if we stopped the semester now, after County. A week after it snowed, the campus roads were still Woods: In moving in, your job is to guess who your 200 years ago today brought to you by the Tort Oil a little more than a week of administrative blunders (remember new roomate is. Company. covered with ice and paths were not cleared. the computers, cold rooms, etc.), and started all over with a clean Judy: I already have a roomate. Johnny Cask: Hi., I'm Johnny dash, 200 yean ago We don't know how many students slipped and hurt themselves slate. The rain, as it washed away the snow, could symbolically Toll: She was a contestant last week and today a young lady Glenda TOII. collected the flat on the uncleaned walks. We don't know howmany cars skidded on wash away the semester and we could all get a fresh start. unfortunately lost out in the expulsion round. So, toll on a road to Medford Maamach«»ietta. It is alleged Statesman the unplowed paths. If the total is one. it is one too much. There Anyway, whatever comes out now could only be an improvement let's meet the girls, one of which is your new that she forbad Pmu Revere to pams on his ride to alert roomate. Adams and Ilancock 'without first paying a mum of "LtEach Become Aware U is no excuse for Stony Brook not to have plowed and cleaned its \ over the disastrous start to the new year. Judy: (Jumping up and down) I'm so excited, Rah, money for pMsq.g first. This sum of money wax later v 1 -VOL. 19 NO. 40- -WENESDAYTAIUARY 28; 1976 U' Woods: Roomate number one, Nancy Siteman, is a Booth, btaielected to luep her maiden nae also. Many Jonathan D. Salant Ruth Boruapace Sociology major from Great Neck Long Island. She years later when the loll family decidcd to collect Editor-in..Chilef Managing Editor enjoys skiing, chestnuts, music (ELP, Beach Boys, money fro travelers on many otiier roads and and Yes), and enjoys boys (teehee). bridges, they naued the structures in which family Judy: Tee hee. members to this day still collect the money, toll Jason Manrr me Ron. Ghadimi Woods: Roomate number two, Denise Brenner, is a booths after the late Glenda Toll Booth! And that's Business Man 4ager Associate Editor Biology major from Canarsie, Brooklyn. She enjoys the way it wam 200 years ago today! swimming, movies (except Jaws), is very smart, and Toil: And now it's time to play guess Lihe year. Today studies hard. Roomate three, Tootse Rosequist, is you must guess how many years until Stony Brook News Director: David Gilman; News Editors: Robert Blamne, from Trannsylavania. She hates all forms of achieves its dream of becoming the"*Berkeley of the Rachael Kornblau; Arts Editor: Stephen Dembner; Sports recreation and music. Although she is rumored to East." have a soft spot for Donny Osmond and Bobby 1.Wanna Doit: Three years. Director: Stuart M. Saks; Sports Editor: Gerry Reis; Sherman. She was recently released from a Drug Flora: 20 years. Editorial Assistant: Sandi Brooks; Office Manager: Carole Rehabilitation center for Clearasil addiction. She is Judy: Never. Myles; Advertising/Production Manager: Frank Cappiello; alleged to stay up till five AM making noise or else Toll: Judy, you've come closest without goring over, Production Supervisor: Carla Weiss. to go to sleep at 6 PM locking every one out of the Stony Brook will never be the Berkeley ot the EinL room. Tootse is actively pursuing her BA in grundge Tell Judy what she has won. STATESMAN, newspaper of the State University of New York at Stony Brook and control and sludge development. Woods: You've won a transfer to SUNY surrounding community. is published on-campus three times a week on Monday, Toll: Now Judy it's time to guess who we've selected Binghamton Wednesday, and Friday, September to May, and a community edition every Thursday, by Statesman Association, Inc. a non-profit literary corporation as your roomate. Judy: Thank god! Rab! Rah! Rab! Ralh!, Incorporated under the laws of the State of New York. President: Jonathan 0. Salant, vice President: Ruth Sonapace. Secretary : Rena Ghadlml. Treasurer: Jason Judy: Roomate number one would be ideal. And (The preceding program was made possible by a grant Manne. Mailing address: P.O. Box AE, Stony Brook, N.Y. 11794. OffIces: Room 075, Number two would be great also. I'll guess number from the Toll Foundation and the Commiteh aginst Stony Brook Union. Editorial and business phone: (516) 246-3690. SubscrIber to Associated Press. Represented by National Educational AdvertIsIng Servlces, 18 East two. Mental Health. Any references or similarities to 90th Street, New York, N.Y. PrInted by Smnlthtown News. 1 Brookslte Or., BUZZZZZZ people living or deadwas completely inteatlonaLlbkhi Smithtown, N.Y. Entered as Second Class Matter at Stony Brook, N.Y. Statesman is partially funded by mandatory student activities fees allocated by Polity, the Toil: I'm sorry it's roomate number three-and here program was pre-empted. This is Dave "Woods" L uramjnraflira «*u~tnt .ovrrmanei I--- - .she is (Judy faints). Forest speaknhb on behalf of maood semnster) I i/
Page 6 STATESMAN January 28,.1976 January 28.,1976 STATESMAN Pag 7 s^d ^^^A r»- - YTwrwTTbrV sr'VJ VDi WTrPrvlVr diait a------Aid ~jcvror alna y UZ ZAlr-armuA!lV... . flK^^s Enjoy the NEWEST CONCEPT ^ ', Is a n of STONY BROOK -W. in fnun d dining..at... Im ( Proudly announces the opening of our ^^ffilAzllnffC11 CAFE THEATRE The First Cafe Theatre in Suffolk County Richard Dolce Productions E G U S >AT OFF COld-Fashioned Ice Cream Emporium and Restaurant I2BR . . presents the Broadway Smash Musical I FIDDLER ON THE ROOF yf^Zfj^Sing along with Jerry and his Banjo Jan. 30 & 31; TICKETS: $5°° Per Person Ail hievery Fri. and Sat.nite From 8:00pi Group Rates & Senior Citizen Discounts Showtime: Fri. 9:00 pm; Sat. 9:30 pm; Sun. 7:00 pm bS To *****************t~~tK~c~c The concept of Cafe Theatre gives you the opportunity to come early, sit and relax with your favorite drink, or HAVING A PARTY??? enjoy a full-course dinner, all at very reasonable prices, S=_ before showtime. Dinner: Fri. 7:30; Sat. 8:00; Sun. 5:30 Hy HAVE IT AT HOMER'S.f.!.t Due to limited seating, early reservations are advised. Information & reservations: 516-473-2828 i iCtu h Psp MMI------^A - a -lo ...... -.------.....--- rerrerson I COMING SOON: Boys in the Band Feb.- 20, 21, 22 | Hi Wu,&%VW: WROM$S925L -I 5g xJr lgainX~izuIonUIuunees ...... P per Person w w Children's Birthday Parties ...... ------PerEChldE *~~~~~~~~~~~e C".hild ^f? SMITH HAVEN MALL 5= =----COUPON= ==v jr===m t---COUPON0==m==ON Jericho Tursipike (Rt- 2'5) with this eoupon and vour g g offHMER'S$2 ' and Nesconse Hi9gway ,IT ln^- $2 off H0»ER»M III J ---- 724-9550--- g 8 1 "* 2SC Ocoupoff0of f O w2.,.5h IOLLY i NOW PLAYING( ortn ice cream s«dla Reg.$1.15 = 5 TEN SCOOPS OF iCE CREAM,. I- ^5 Qun~~~~~~~~~~~~d**-*^* li0r-t ASSORTED TOPPINGS, BANANA. 09i wa ^or sundae Wih th*. coupon WHIPEDCREAM. SERVES 1 y | Explrz1arf.lS6 1976 0°' Expires Mar. 15. 1976 REG.t 9.97 9 > =m=-- = COUPON---==-- 4----*COUPONG=------^ Sunshi-aa
filmmakingI-- - -%P organization -F_ --- __--- on--- campus.Actors,- 7------. actresses,_ --- , -F directors,--- -- 0 { I -- - - - 1.- - i writers, cameramen, and other aspiring talent-come check us I >°TOAY»»)SROO *--*l I { out. Thurs., Jan. 29, SBU Rm. 237, 5:30 pm. 4 I ^ I < First NCN showing of Spring, Feb. 13, 14 at COCA. { I »l~l>^>l^>i^N^<^II^M^«l~l>^N^N^N^N^N^N^»^M^M^Ii ^-- -EW^ A CONSTITUTION | MEETING, s For the AND VOTING | ~student body. - Thurs., Feb. 12
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LWOVV v vv v vv vvv vv vv VVVV V VN3 Theboours wll be 4- 4- 46= 440 Bl -da sa od -ma qM ono 4=- 1 arranged and will be listd on thbe apoint A nrnt sh--ts at th (SAB Presents: I tinro you nake - THE NATIONAL LAMPOON SHOW-- your apolvtwent. * IX tbore is &nongh. Son., Feb. I Gym 8:0a PA If 80009 VW fit^ Residnt R n to the Union Governing Bord Commuter Senars to the PolitySwum One Judiciary Position A- January 28, 1976 STATESMAN Pap9 l a ~~~~~~ ~ ---- r<-J 1fk- UDEMES30FEJOIDEM-0EA c^ "olraf clcaEN1^ - -Trn A kTr-' TETr'%XT'T A T - D^AltINLJENl i AL HOSPITAL There will be an orvanizational 171^TTIn^TTT'DC T neetinty on Thursdav. Jan. 29 at MEDITATION VOLUNTEERS1ft .,,,^ T J 8:0)0 P-11 ins Lectulre Hll 100t. 4s taught hbt AMaharishi Mahesh E E Yogi, scientifically verified to | PROGRAM develop creative intelligence, provide deep rest for increased |A t energy and unfold life to its st the four stale hospitals natural state of Fulfillment. g Volunteers will hear speakers fromi | | we visit. Thev will then be able to sityn tip for (lte hospital E and ward thev w-ant to work on. There is a commiment of Introductory Lecture Mon., Feb. 2 one nlitylit per week. Transportation wvill be provided. | 2:30 & 8:tO PM K E Student Union Room 231 More information can be obtained bv calling N ina Wilbulr | HyaaS33Sel XSEEZmaBs:M li.CW X!A0=cGmEBwr^w | 698-9243 or Rich Palmieri at 6-6657. or bv stoppintr 1by As .>-zac B 2' Health our table in the Union Lobbv durintr tle dav from Fri.. Jan. Opens its new Professions 23 to Thurs., Jan. 29. office in the Society l Bio Library M- I I r Starting Mon., Jan. 26, 1976 Eso^.T pEsfal molr Abrnm -r OFFICE HOURS MON.: 11-12 (Dent.); 12-2 WED.: 11-12 (Dent.); 1-3; 3-3:30 (Vet.) ChHOz YitI I 1 0ffn y '1TlI I I RS.: 3: 3(0-4:30 I t oW to aU lierte. FR1.: 11-12 (Dent.) - - TXe wil lolvis as mgbriodi of aM4l o netto - fAfrwl-- gae rft..2 Thi 'Mfwtft WrIu dw I~hN"Ith hwwwlbE" Nftbe The Ilillel X(Hwlal Alftimn tomilee «x»(fiftht 14 1111 «Sd *14" of Sd ket mig fa preentls a firsi hand acummni(1 the plit'lgt i1d. bf Hebaq M- 1ttealu~tteea, ^ .i of Jefre il Eastern Europe and Russia. ,eMimeIsm"iZl , i~os * S"Nkh~ Itk«eN betit^"l* Nt's bit f~~~~~N*b -iz 180led Illo be"h bI|ss Then presenlliaton Iill Ibe hifghliglhled blY a slide show o lowalifies*; v7istled 1Y the sJome Nore 8.00a1 Itnlo spe'aker. ,/wwUfsMM MM RMH 2M~~www l'burs., Jani. 29 8:00 PIM Rio 1B1(1o. 100 . ~~~~~~~- kI 3 TUTORING AVAILABLE for HARKNESS EAST Co-op cafeteria is PERSONAL organic and general chem. See Barry, refunding over $40 to past members. Rm. 767 Grad Chemistry. RIDE NEEDED from Waverly Ave.. Call 6-7930. one block North of Expressway at MOVING & STORAGE local and exit 62 dally before 9/9:30. Will pay. long distance. Storage, crating. More than just a meal plan Larry Neumann, Physics Dept.. packing, free estimates, call County HARKNESS EAST Co-op cafeteria: C-121 or 732-2476. Movers 928-9391 anytime. only pure natural foods, friendly atmosphere. We offer 6 different ELECTROLYSIS RUTH FRANKEL meal plans from which to choose. FOR SALE Certified Fellow ESA, recommended Call -6-7930 or come-visit. Stage XII by physicians, modern methods, cafe. 2nd floor. THE ORGINAL BRIDGE-TO- consultations invited, walking NOWHERE T-shirts on sale now! distance to campus, 751-8860. Call 6-8741 or come to the Union THE BOOK CO-OP wilt sell your Thursday (6/29) nite. All sizes used books, records and magazines available. NO JOB TOO SMALL. Low rates for for you. Just tell us what price you alterations, mending, hemming, etc., want, we do the rest. See our special 1972 DATSUN 1200 SEDAN am/fm, call 246-3986. porno collection. Old Bio Bidg., 3rd radials. exceptional gas mileage, new floor, 6-6800 workers needed. brakes. Asking $1300, 981-7472 eves. LOST & FOUND The WRITING CLINIC Is now open. 1 9 6 8 VOLKSWAGEN FOUND prescription glasses, black It will offer assistance In writing on a SQUAREBACK excellent condition, case, in front of Library 1/22, pick one-to-one basis to any student who rebuilt engine, new brakes, battery, up at Reserve Room. voluntarily seeks It. For further clutch muffler, $850. Mark. Information come to the Clinic 473-5952. LOST gold bracelet (gold chain with Office In Hum. 220, or call 6-5098 or thin gold bar). Wed., Jan. 21. Great 246-6133, Mon-Thurs., 9-5. BOOKS - Must sell large personal sentimental value. Please return, library - all subjects. Also '65 Reward! Call Jeff G. 6-3445. Rm. Lemans; runs well $300. 751-8094. E-220, please. Are you Interested In the special REFRIGERATOR KING - used FOUND pocketwatch between A and child? Then join the COUNCIL FOR refrigerators and freezers - bought C wings of Ammann College. Call EXCEPTIONAL CHILDREN. For and sold, delivered on campus. Call Barry 6-3409. more info call Kathy 246-4510. 928-9391 anytime. LOST a gold Jewish chain in the gym MEN'S ELECTRONIC SEIKO late Wed., nite. Call Mitch 6-5816. Students who had ID photos taken WATCHES: blue face, stainless Jan 14, 15, 16 can pick up finished bracelet reg. S125, now $55 Gold cards beginning Jan. 29, ground floor face. slated bracelet reg. $150, now NOTICES Admin. Bidg. Cards will not be held $60. Fully guaranteed. Call Mike D., over 30 days. 246-7398. ISRAELI DANCING Wed. night, Jan. 28, SBU Ballroom, 8-12 p.m. Instruction 8-9 p.m., and dancing Although some counseling Is being HELP-WANTED 9-12 p.m. Contact Elli Katz done this year at the Psychological 246-7448 for more info. Center, all students who would like PERSON TO MOVE 8 CUBIC FT. - counseling from now on, should go you love REFRIGERATOR from Langmuir to To all former HARKNESS EAST to the Counseling Dept., located 2nd Drelser, will pay. Call Ellen or Cindy MEMBERS please stop by in the floor, Infirmary. Counseling for both 6-4366/6/7. Co-op around dinner time to pick up services is being coordinated there. your refund. 444-2281. flush Iwith joy h im HOUSING n, him h e r her FURNISHED ROOM Port Jeff. HELP WANTED-PASTE-UP ARTIST TO Tell youJ love Kitchen, bath, $30/wk., Including it it utilities. Grad student only. 473-2197. WORK TWO NIGHTS A WEEK MUST BE I in Statesman's Special SERVICES ABLE TO WORK LATE NIGHT HOURS | Valentine's Classifieds TYPEWRITER REPAIRS cleaning, free estimates, work guaranteed, MUST BE EXPERIENCED IN PASTING UP I 15 wds./75c 50c each additional wd. Deadline Feb. 9, machines bought and sold. TYPECRAFT, 1523 Main St., P.J.S. 473-4337. ' _ NEWSPAPER COPYI 4:30 pm...will appear in Feb. 13 Statesman. Come to GUYS: SICK OF NOT DATING? room 075 in the Union to submit ads. Want to do something about It? A CALL CARLA AT 246-3690, TUESDAY, two month program that may help Is No phone ads will be accepted. being offered by Clinical Psychology THURSDAY OR SUNDAY NIGHTS- Graduate Students. Call 6-6196. L_____-----______l I~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Page 10 STATESMAN January 28, 1976 - - -K~~~~~~M~. Luck ( - \ Winwe'wi th With Skill, Onm thei Sidelintsa (Continued from page 12.) should finish real strong." |Sp rts and Soociety Brook . _ an.. 11 pin victory. "Hopefully the I .. luck and skill - t ! i-- ______Al__.. at k______* _3_I -_ b . Sweeney added, "We were sure will b . a FAri aA II carry over to the final 12 < } we'd win the game until we hit a weeks of the season." added Patty Hearst was nding across the country, a ,fy Rs ch Gelfond -- cold streak in the last frame. Sweeney. as another Then I had to convert this split Patty Hearst was riding across the country, a way to lip off the mine to win it. I knew that I had to The next match is against guest of sports activist Jack Scott. She turned to Sports, love it or hbte it, has a to convert it to salvage the game. It New Jersey Institute of Scott, in the middle of a road traversing the Iowa everyone. It can be a road to n or appU was ecstacy to see the pins go Technology on Sunday at 2 PM. cornfields, and asked what possible relevance to hell. down; it gave us a big lift." All matches are played at Bowl sports have to the rest of society. I see sports as a synthesis of the Vood Xw The victory starts the team Mor Lanes in New York City. Several moments later Heart found out. Scott bad. It can be my salation or my nm _ into the second part of their The bowlers also defeated St. was stopped by a state trooper for speeding. Overall, I see sports as a x en t mroTr of season. The bowlers feel they Francis 5-2 over the vacation to Hearst feared her months as a fugitive were over.= society. Any change In our social d can make a serious run at the give them a 12-2 streak. Then Scott started talking to the cop about the reflected by our sports establishment When the league title, said Kopelman."We The bowlers now stand in the Iowa football team winning the game played that civil rights movement started pining moentum should be stronger with Al 10th position in the 26 team day. The trooper liked the rap and quietly went on out popped Jackie Robinson. With tie at Eklund back, and Gary Maver league, up two spots as a result his way. The moral is obvious. Sports does have a women's rights groups we saw the pmergece of returning from knew surgery. We of their recent victories. function in society. such female stars as Billy Jean King and Blkaf That function is viewed differently by just Palmer. about everyone. Defining the precise purpose of Te rowth of unionim in the outsid worod t Brown Loses NBA Debut sports is like defining Wfe.There is no clear answer. paralleled by the t u Former Stony Brook basketball coach Herb Brown was 'Me businessman sees sports as a thing to buy crackdown on 1 anti- v_- I unsuccessful in his debut as head coach of the Detroit Pistons, as tickets for and take clients to.The constmction matched by theuph In th monopoAl status they lost to the Cleveland Cavaliers, 85-83, last night. worker views sports as something to drink beer to. of sports. Almost e ban is Brown, a resident of Glen Cove, was promoted from assistant The sports reporter views it as a job. with ach in sports coach Monday, replacing Ray Scott, who was working on the second The unhappy wife may see sports as a way to Many peop don' nderstad spors and its year of a three year contract. get rid of her husband on a Sunday aftemoon.The useful role so twy attack V. Them After coaching at Stony Brook, Brown moved on to coach at C.W. college basketball player can we sports as a good "ant-sportnieks" cant understand wyp Post College. Last year he was coach of the Israel Sabras of the oarroom rap. The welthyentreprPn r maywe it spend so much time, energy, eMoto MMo ey European Professional Basketball Association, and last summer Scott on a pme. That is because don' undesad hired him as assistant coach of the Pistons. thegme. With Stony Brook, Brown was named Knickerbocker Conference Sports is as relevant a society itself. That a coach of the year in 1969, as the Patriots finished the season with a hecaum sports is just another aspect of the manin 16-9 record. Stony Brook had swept through the conference pme, we play here on Earth. We're plapbq tb playoffs that year, but they later forfeited the Knick Conference same itme in the Olymphs that we're playig In crown due to the ineligibility of one player. Angola. The rewardswe a bit diffeent but strategyis the same; we have to WIN! Why Is a trial lawyer's role any differentthan a team manager's? Whyis a play any moe real than a soccer game? Whyis a typewriter superior to a football? It's all society's different defnitions.ti It important to note too that sportsis neither superior nor inferior to any other activity in this world. An athlete is no beter or wore than a mechanic, or a doctor fof-Utat mater. The fact that people forgt sports, and life, is but a passing game, leads to the overglonrwation of everything. When the perspective is lost, so too is everything of value to be found in sports. Fan or participant, writer or reader, kvr or hater; anyone can find a significance in sports. Whether it is something to bet on or something to talk about, some meaning exists. Just ask Paty Statesman photo by Robrt F . Cohen Hears.. l I Ir MOSCOWthe i CIRCUS rI Feb. 6 performance Tickets on sale Jan. 30 at 8:30 $ 7 s 0 tic kets on sale $3for 00 Open to Entire catmpus January- 197628, STATESMAN Page 11 January 28. 1976 STATESMAN Page II mmob, r -,N »0 ~~~~ Is W A ASlk m- AA d1%^-- T.%- --- " -a I B^ MYAlW r w-cunesuay, January zuo, igytov - __ Stony rooki Gymat sts Let -LimpiIIg inte Col By DIANE McCANN The team has been plagued with a "'Me injury |a sprained ankle sustained series of injuries . Included in the list is by Patriot Ilene Cohen1I was due to the Kalfur who was hobbling around on cold conditions in the gym," said an crutches after tearing ligaments and annoyed Lisa Rubin, co-captain of the tendons in her ankle during practice while Stony Brook women's gymnastics team, trying to illustrate a point about Cohen's following the meet against Albany State floor exercise routine. Mayra Torres, University Sunday. The Pats lost another member of the walking wounded, 66.7-51.45. dislocated her foot last Thursday while "It's not a medical fact," conceded vaulting. Betsy Bramble recently broke Rubin, but in her opinion the sprain was two of her toes. because Cohen sat in the chilled air of the Kalfur explained she feared injuries of Stony Brook gymnasium before her floor all kinds under the cold conditions in exercise routine so, "her muscles all events, whereas Coach Edie Cobane of tightened up." With tear stained cheeks, Albany said, "The beam is an event in and an ice pack on her ankle, Cohen which there should be more control. agreed with Rubin's statement: "You Therefore my fear is greater in this need to be warm in order to do event." Tracy Baker, one of Albany's thinp ... or else you don't get the height better gymnasts said, "When you're on you're supposed to ... when you don't MAYRA TORRES competes in the floor exercise. Statesman photo by Don Fait the beam you have to keep your nerves get the height you're supposed to, you together. You're supposed to look steady. don't land right." Stony Brook Coach The Gym was extremely cold. Most "I've complained [to the building The coldness made me shiver." Several of Cookie Kalrur considered the cold a spectators kept their coats on. The manager] and as usual nothing has been her teammates huddled under a woolen "possible factor considering thene was no gymnasts reluctantly slipped out of and done" Kalfur said. blanket as they watched the competition. way to keep warm." hurriedly crawled back into their Paul Dudzick, the building manager for "I worked too hard to stop now ... I Penny Saches, who competed in all warm-up suits before and after each the gymnasium, explained that when he still intend to compete ," said Cohen who four events, explained that, "When you event. 'Throughout the meet many receives a complaint aobut heat he passes ,,seemed to feel the sprain wasn't too work out, your mtscles, need to be warm. people, spectators and gymnasts alike, it on to the power plant. He admitted serious. Kalfur said, "Depending on the On the I uneven parallel I bars for could be seen cupping their hands and though, that the gym, "hasn't had seriousness Dene will still stretch out and instance, your hand are- so cold you can't blowing warm air into them to tr to adequate heat since before the cold or work out on the uneven bars which grab the bar." - warm them. s;pell ." wouldn't reqvire her feet." Defeated byUsa a By ERIC WASSER All the talk before last night's garne with second-place Upsala College was about the piayorrs. Under league rules in the Bi-stale Metropolitan Intercollegiate lHockey COnfterence, Stony Brook only has to rinishi in third place- to qualify. While third place is not that far off, it is unapproachable if Stony Rrook continues to play as they did Sunday night. "We played real raggy out there," Platriot coach ()ob L~aroreaux said after last night's%i3-1 loss to Upsaila. '11ie closest Stony Brook came to a bright spot was when Alan (iass got the hat trick, his second in two games. "I don't know what the fuck is nthe matter with you guys," Upsala *-ftensemen Tom COwtello said after Wie game "We played you before and you were never this bad. You wanna know your big problem - goal tonding." (ioaltending defminiely was one of Stony Brook's problems. Warren L~andau, thie starting goalie, was pulled after a shajky start which left the P1atrioUs down 3-0 before people even got settled in their scat~s. By the end of the first period the score swelled to 7-1 and Stony lBrooxk's%grudge mnatch had turned into a drudge match. 6'Our big problem is goaltending. Sure they make Ute routine Statesman photo by Billy Berger saves. Anyone can. What we need is a goalie whio can make clutch ALAN GASS (right) lifts a backhander past the Upsala goalie for one of his three scores Sunday night. saves, said a Patriot who wished to remain mnameless. "'Hi'e coach doesn't like whent I-le players criticize each other. lie takes it, personally. It wais just awful." Three Pats Suspended Bowlers Combne Sland Luck It was ;an awful nfight all around for the Pats;. not only did they lose the game aind a chiance to move into thiird place but they also lost the services of Kicheand 'John Biaticulli and Gecorge luasher. All In Vic1'tory IOver Kins P oint three musti sit out tlhe game againist first-place LA-hman because all !hree got, gamne suspensions. They will be sorely missed. John By CARL DERENFELD 20 point game in basketball. or :)ncs. which shows the need for Bianculli was involved in what could only be described as a dog Anybo.dy who participates in pitching a shutout in baseball. '.he balance of luck and skill." right - after landing a punch, John was bit on the thumb and needed the sport of bowling knows that Steady Contributor Mhe prestige of bowling the medical attention. high it takes a lot of skill as well as Freshmnan Jeff Kopelman. a ;eries. "only hit me after I The game was sloppily played and as a resualt 31 pendaltis were sMome luck to bowl a 200 game. steady, contributor all season. realized that I had gone over 600 called including four game misconducts. Th'le referees made several Another aspect of bowling that reached the exclusive plateau for the dav: this is a bowlers questionable, calls including tlhe disallowal of at Stony Brook goal. also requires skill and luck is twice. Kopelman shot ganmes of milestone." "We're not playing positional hockey," Lamoreaux said. "No one is converting splits. It was the 224-213.182. a 619 series for an Key covering the points and no one is covering the wings. And whene you abilitv of the Stonv Brook average of 206. He attributed his Conversion alwavs have five on threes the defense is gonna get tired. especially bowlers to combine skill and hot bowling to the fact that. "I Converting the splits was also whene you only have four defensemen showing up for tlie game. We luck that led them to a 17-4 pin bowled a lot over tile vacation. I a key part of the bowlers' really stunk last I Sunday) Inight. We played like wt- did in the first victorv over Kings Point Sunday. bowled five times a week. and victorv. 'Me conversion of a coUpla games." Th'le 200 game generally now I'm bowling every day in the tough 9-10 split by captain Mlike If the Patriots continue to revert to tlieir poor early s-eason stvle requires the bowler to record FEC bowling course and that has Sweeneyv won the first game for play. the playoffs art, only a pipe dream. To get into the playoffs either 10 or 1 1 marks in a game. helped my game. the team. The conversion and his they'll need to improve their defense. goaltending. and backehecking It is an accomplishment which "I! had a lot of mixing strikes next ball. a strike. gave Stonv and eliminate the stupid penalties. Then they'll have a parallels a hat trick in hockey.. -n the first game. also some solid (Continued on page I11.) chance. Page 12 STATESMAN January 28. 1976 Record Review The Mourniul Part Within Us All By MICHAEL SIMON and conducted by Jerry Ragavoy, the song is sparked by some ver talented guitar work by Jeff Layton. Ian switches over fmom guitar to "Aftertoncs" Janis Ian Columbia Records PC 33919 piano on this number proving that she can play either in ent with With the recent onslaught of publicity for rock poet, singer-songwriter equal ability. Patti Smith, the public is becoming aware once again that talented women One song in particular, "Hymn," is a very moving number and features do exist in the popular music field. The media and the commercial radio some excellent singing by Ian, Odetta, Phoebe Snow, and Claiie BaW (who stations usually tend to emphasize male performers and groups to such an also join in on a few other numbers). Together they we extremel extent that one almost forgets the female music makers. One such woman successful in producing this beautiful tune. is Janis Ian, and on her latest album, Aftertones, she surely has made some A review of any Janis Ian album wouldn't be compkee without an very beautiful music. analysis of her lyrics complete with explanation and i traon. Ian sngs Ian's life story has become familiar to us through her previous releases; of love and life, and the cold harsh realities of dirand gloom. In her early smash hit "Society's Child" recorded when she was only a child "Aftertones," the title track, she paints a sad picture with vivid imay: herself, those difficult years in between, and Within the memories most recently, her re- of our life gone by emergen(e into the spot- afraid to die light of the music world. As karn to lie With her latest album and measure out the time (the third since her in coffee spoons "comeback" began in in fading suns 1974) she has combined and dying moons. the magic of her lyrics with some interesting musical arrangements to A lot of Janis Ian is in produce a most satisfying each one of her songs. and enjoyable record. They are poems thought tier songs paint some out loud, crying to be gloomy scenes, but she heard. They ae sad tales herself admits to being of romance that has gone the "hello of the blues." sour or of life without In recognition of that purpose. "Love is Blind" honorable title, she has and ahnis Must be seen to it that the Wrong" are two tunes downtrodden, the heart which fit this pattemn broken, and the lonely perfectly. can see themselves in the Ian, who came to songs that, shle sings. Stony Brook a few years Unlike- her previous ago and performed in the albu~l~m, 3Between the informal concert series, is Lines, the nusic on this able to transfer the new release is alive and feelings that she emits in qutite spirited at times. a live performance quite One tunbe, ''I Would Like well onto recorded lTo Dance, " is a.1 material. This new album excellenit example of this. is a testimony to that. The airrangement is Ian has previously highlighted by the lively made two fine albums "'Onga playing of Arthur that were heavy on the I enkins a n d by t he lyrics, but light on interesting wooden flute musical arrangement. On sounds of Glonzalo Aftertones, she amended Fernandez. It is MUSiC the imbalance to make an like that whit-h is found unmistakably great on this cut that was album, one that should missing on her last place her among the top album. singer-songwriters of our "Belle of the Blues" is time. This album is a another good example of beautiful work of art that this new spirited feeling should be treasured for a 1 in her music. Arranged e Jr^INi IAN long time to come. .- IN > tRecordI ReviewIm 0 Little Feat: Last' as in Ultimate? By LOUIS SUMBERG album. The other dominant rock fare and the vocals are Reminiscent of a Morton personality in the group is Bill coarse, by harmonics slightly Feldman composition, this short Little Feat "The Last Record Album" Payne, who plays keyboards, and smoothing the edge. What break in the song serves to Warner Bros BS 2884 also composes and sings. These emerges is good rock music, food illuminate a fine meshing of two The idea that the music we two musicians and their songs for the body and food for the artists. While Payne plays a hear is decided upon by someone can be heard on other artists' mind. continuous single-note melody else doesn't seem to bother most albums, including the recent Little Feat's most recent on organ, George plays chords on people. Indeed, most of us don't releases of Bonnie Raitt and album, The Last Record Album, slide guitar at regular intervals. give it a thought. But yes, given a Linda Ronstadt. The rest of the is not their last album. It is their The subtlety of the harmonics little thought, what emerges is group consists of Paul Barrere fifth album and serves to makes them conspicuous and one the realization that somewhere, (guitar, vocals), Richard reaffirm the consistency that can get quite lost in their sound. someone is making a decision Hayward (drums, vocals), Ken marks the high quality of their For other reasons, this song, which will affect us profoundly. Gradney (bass) and Sam Clayton previous recording. "All That You Dream," shines The someone is not necessarily (congas). The liner notes speak of a out among the rest. It's not the one person - in fact, it isn't. It's With two percussionists, it is group "identity" and about "the lyrics; the words are not a group of peop! k~non as the no woander that tho rhythm of who!e heing thee suim total of its particularly enchanting. There record industry and throughout Little Feat is so grabbing. Their parts." This is well reflected in are no real lyrical gems here. The the years these people have filled power lies in the ability to lay the music, where now, more than music is not particularly better our heads with The Monkees down such a strong beat that, ever, can be heard great depth. on this song than the others. ( w he n we had Buffalo long after the actual song is over, There is a continuous melding of Listening to the singing is easier Springfield), The (carpenters the music continues, with a life instruments and voices as one (because the harmonics are (when Tim Buckley was trying to of its own. The insistent gradually yields to another. As smoother), but the real key is be heard) and most recently, drumming of Hayward, this is a group effort, certain that these are all facets that with massive doses of EIton John reinforced by the congas, individuals, most notably George together make the precious jewel to keep us, the customers, provides this spark. Once ignited, and Payne, have been toned that is the song. Back again to satisfied. the music often culminates in an down in deference to the whole. the whole parts theory. Force Feeding explosion of energy highlighted Still, they can be heard, as Finally, the one aspect of The music we feed on is by Lowell George's masterful George, accustomed to sliding up Little Feat that sets them apart shoved down our throats. Trhis is slide guitar. The closest parallel to the higher reaches of the from other rock groups is their true in all areas of music, he it that can be drawn is with The guitar, relies more on a subtle arrangements. They've made an rock, country, jazz, folk or Band where hard, tight rhythms play with harmonics. This is art out of it. Likewise, the album classical. Though you might not with just a touch of funk can most notable in "All That You itself is well produced. All in all, see him, there's someone also be found. However, it is my Dream" where an incredible it's a pleasure to listen to this standing next to you, breathing no means funky music. The interplay between organ and album and be greeted, once very heavily, watching you and lyrics are far above the standard guitar harmonics takes place. again, by a superb effort. pushing you ever so gently towards the record of his choice. Record Review Sound like Big Brother? Well, it is. The American record industry is a well-oiled machine and it's George Carlin: Ha, Ha, Ha our dollar that oils it. We have become so dependent on others>, By ERIC FRANK with "New News" right on Cariin is a thorough the promotion people, that were George Carlin "An Evening with Wally professional when it comes to Londo" featuring Bill Blasuo Little David through to "Unrelated Things," we to find ourselves in a position Records L_01008 Carlin rambles on about the word emphasis. His timing is to hear what we wanted, we'd The death of Lenny Bruce in absurdities of life. perfect, although when a thought probably just stand there, 1966 left us without a valid and Best When Original comes to him, Carlin has a scratching our heads. The shame effective social and cultural "New News" contains news tendency to free associate so fast is that we do not know what we satirist. At the time of Bruce's tidbits such as a "freak accident the audience has difficulty want. death, George Carlin was the on the highway," being an picking up the quick ad-libs. In Music is a bridge to other typical nightclub and television accident involving "six freaks in fact, when I saw Carlin in worlds. In its finer moments we comedian. He wore a jacket and a van with two freaks in a concert two years ago, there find ourselves transported, with tie and his act covered the usual camper." This is funny, but were some moments when it ease, to another place, another spectrum of nightclub comedy: Carlin has done better before. appeared that he wasn't making time, always keeping a foothold television commercials, This gag is a variation of his any sense. I'm sure he was, but from where we started. That is di-s-jockey spoofs, and some "another senseless killing in New an instant replay would have the power of music. It can be original gags. Carlin's facial York today, where Irving been helpful. It is for this reason your best friend and never let expressions were better than the Senseless was found on the that a Carlin album retains its you down. average comic though, and helped sidewalk . . . " originality. After one or two That is the power of Little to distinguish him and his Carlin is at his best when he playings it doesn't lose its Feat. This is the band that characterizations of the Hippy develops original material around freshness. Every time you hear it entertained the crowd at the Dippy weatherman and the DJ. things that happen every day. there's something new that Bottom Line and thrlled the on WINO radio. For instance, Carlin suggests stands out. While you are waiting throngs amassed at New York's Somewhere between 1966 and going to a department store and for your favorite bit, Carlin will Beacon Theatre. The constant 1970, George Carlin changed. He asking if they have slip in a quip that might've been quality of their performances is gradually evolved from a funny monogrammed handkerchiefs. lost on you earlier. proven each time they appear in stand-up comedian to a When asked what initial you Rich Brand of Humor public. High energy rock music commentator on society and would like, a reply like, "I don't Although Class Clown or that moves is what I'm talking social mores. Carlin also know, I hadn't really thought Occupation Foole were funnier, about, but Little Feat says it happened to become funnier about it, give me a Q or an L," is nevertheless An Even' much more clearly in the music than ever. Instead of television guaranteed to brighten up With . . . maintains that rich itself. and radio, Carlin talked about someone's day. In fact, Carlin brand of Carlin humor. The void The Group what it was like in school as an believes that this incident would that was left with the death of The group leader is Lowell adolescent, about the certain remain with that salesperson for Lenny Bruce has been capably George, who, with sure words that couldn't be said on the rest of their life, since he or filled by the sandals of George versatility, composes many of television, or about drugs. she would mention it every year Carlin. Bruce paved the way for the songs, sings and plays guitar. The content of his routines at family gatherings. This is true. the tolerance of some of Carlin's Previously with Frank Zappa and wasn't the only change in Carlin. We've all heard similar stories more outrageous language, which the Mothers of Invention, he left Gone were the jacket and tie and from our Auntie Ruths. wasn't accepted 10 years ago. As the group when, as he puts it, he in their place were dungarees and Level of Good Humor Bruce tried hard to point out, was "fired for writing a song a tie-dyed tee shirt. Although "Teenage the use of this language is a right, about dope." The song is Carlin's latest album, An Masturbation" is funny, Carlin's not a privilege. By reaping the "Willin'" and appears on Little Evening with Wally Londo level of humor is higher, as benefits of Bruce's crusade, Feat's second album, Sailin' featuring Bill Blaszo, continues exhibited on "Baseball- Carlin has established himself as Shoes, as well as on Linda the Carlin tradition of talking Football," a comical comparison a leading commentator on about Ronstadt's Heart Like A Wheel the ridiculous. Starting of our two most popular sports. society's taboos and hang-ups. i \. y .01, Page 2 STATESMAN/Proscenium January 28, 1976 v- Concerts ARTIST SERIES January 29 Bernard Greenhous, cello with Graduate String Quartet Lecture Center 105, 8:30 PM Admission I1 for S.ll.S.B. students MASTER OF MUSIC GRADUATE RECITALS January 30 Eric Hicks, piano Lecture Center 105 8:30 PM February 16 Mary Ann Heym, piano LC 105 8:30 PM February 18 Steven Paysen, percussion LC 105 8:30 PM February 23 Richard Moredock, piano LC105 8:30 PM February 26 Mark Hill, oboe LC105 8:30PM February 27 Peter Schultz, flute LC 105 8:30 PM February 28 Sarah Carter, cello LC 105 8:30 PM MUSIC DEPARTMENT RECITALS January 30 Steven Krane, tenor Fine Arts, B85 8:30 PM February 5 Terry Keevil, oboe LC 105 8:30 PM The Sunshine Boys February 6 Judith Lockhead, clarinet LC 105 8:30 PM February 9 Alumni Concert - Evening of Chamber Music - LC 105 COCA CINEMA 100 Century Man 8:30 PM Uptown Saturday Night starring Sidney The Snshine Boys starring George Beum and February 11 Meg Fitzgerald, soprano Poitier, Bill Cosby, and Harry Belafonte, and Walter Matthau. LC 105 8:30 PM Flip Wilson. Directed by Sidney Poitier. February 12 Mostly From the Last Decade A sprightly black comedy revolving around Continuing series of the search for a winning lottery ticket by Port Jeffe Cinema West contemporary music Poitier and Cosby who find themselves in an Three Days of the Conddr starring Faye LC 105 8:30 PM underworld of comic types. (The Independent Dunaway and Robert Redford. February 19 Martha Calhoun, cello Film Journal.) .9' LC 105 8:30 PM Port Jefferson Mini East - February 25 Contemporary Chamber Music LOCA L THEA TRES Greeting Directed by Brian DePalma. Rated LC 105 8:30 PM 4- X. Brookhaven Theater and Library Galleria Concerts continue January The Adventures of the Wilderness Family }{iMom Rated X. 28, February 11 and 25, beginning 12:15 PM and in the University Library. Living Free Port Jefferson Art Hearts of the West starring Jeff Bridg, Andy Griffith, and Alan Arkin. Directed by Howlad Zieff. The acre Productions and The Wind and the Lion starring Sean Connery. and Candice Bergan. STUDENT PRODUCTIONS "Bertha" April 2-10 April 30, May 1, 2, 6-9 Three Village Theatre "The Sound of Music," James College "Ah Wilderness," South Campus B, 8 PM Hearts of the West starring Jeff Bridges, Andy Theatre, Time TBA Griffith, and Alan Arkin. Directed by tioward Dates TBA THEATRE DEPARTMENT Zieff. w "A Doll's House," Punch and Judy Follies, ORGANIZED TRIPS and Time TBA (Price listed includes bus fare and ticket) Where's Poppa starring George Segal. OFF-CAMPUS THEATRE February 4 Loew's Twin I' PRODUCTIONS "Travesties," $8.75 Three Days of the Condor starring Faye March 3 Dunaway andRobert Redford. Performing Arts Foundation (Huntington) "'Lady from the Sea," $8.25 April 1 Loew's Twin II February 13-March 13 Twyla Tharp Dance Company, $8.75 Dog Day Afternoon starring Al Padno. "Vanities," PAF Playhouse, Tuesday and Sunday, 7:30 PM (Tuesdays through Sundays) -~~~~~~~~~~~~~~A Wednesday through Saturday 8:30 PM § March 19-April 17 - C;They Donsto- Call Me "The Zinger," By Harry Chapin, PAF Playhouse, Time TBA THEATRE DEPARTMENT PRODUCTIONS X Rock for Nothing # February 20-22, 25-29 "The Contract," South Campus B, 8 PM April 5-11 g ***** Find Out Why They Do. ****** | Student-directed, South Campus B, 8 PM One-act Productions "Next" Jl loin Statesman Arts g "Talk to Me Like the Rain" yi Contact Steve 246-3690 f "Wandering" "Home Free' mMovie Reviewers Book Reviewers Record Reviewers Music Reviewers i» "It's Almost Like Being" -ft January 28, 1976 STATESMAN/Proscenium Page 3 C-elendarof~vents Calendar of Events Jan 23fhM __Ool- This Week ART EXHIBIT: Opening reception on Monday, Feb. 2 from 7-9 PM in Union Gallery. Exhibit dates are February 2-27. Wed, Jan.28 FILM: James College presenting "French Blue" (Rated X) in Main Lounge at 9 PM, 10:30 PM and midnight. Admission $1. Thurs, Jan. 29 FILM: "French Blue" in James College Main Lounge at 9 PM, 10:30 PM, and midnight. Admission $1. "Uptown Saturday Night" in Lecture Center 100 at 7 PM, 9:30 PM, and midnight. Tickets free for students and $1 for others. SYMPOSIUM: "Team Development for Health Care Practitioners" from 8:30 AM-4:30 PM in new Health Sciences Bldg. Registration fee $5 includes lunch. For more information contact Dr. Adelson or Phyllis Taibi at 444-2990 LECTURE:"Abraham & Hagel" by Visiting Assoc. Prof. of Philosophy, Merold Westphal at 4 PM, Physics 249. Sat, Jan. 31 FILM: "Uptown Saturday Night" in Lecture Center 100 at 7 PM, 9:30 PM and midnight. Tickets free for students and $1 for others. Statensan photo by Dave VrWedman C_"br of Ev tO WM now upper on the bac MUSIC: Other Side pap of ProscankM Staeeminowg Ars nW Coffee House in Mount elcureo ont, on vr W~dncy * nd wtM InadW College presents * w kb« duC of NWlM d folk music by Danny Sachs at hbppnolonandofcenpM. Asulmlnl 10:30 PM. toth CJ«mtarodlEwemdwlbhenby Mty fffnoon to the Unoon In r on dow floMorfwOf*Stoy Brook Union. Cuendt ot Ewnt iotings w11br Irtetd to __dnae PARTY: Israeli rock band hern on -p---e-dkAN - otr "The Messengers," » announcewnb"l will be runon th dancing, falafels, Co Notko otkn of Cafldeth Ac. . drinks in Union Buffeteria ownt will no longr be Isted In CMIU Nobo. from 9 PM-1 AM. Sun,Feb. 1 CONCERT: Sunday Simpatico with Terry Keevil and Tom Hyashi performing. Munchies can be purchased. In Union Buffeteria from I 8:30-10:30 PM. FILM: "They Dybbuk" in Lecture Center 109 at 7:30 PM. Mon, Feb. 2 LECTURE: "Modern Technology and Modern Disease" by Dr. Marvin Kuschner, Dean, School of Medicine, and Chairman, Dept. of Pathology, SUSB. 8 PM in Bldg. F. South Campus. "Transcendental Meditation Technique" at 2:30-4 or 8-10 Prn in Union 231 every Monday in February. MEETINGS: EROS meeting for new and old members at 7:30 PM in Infirmary Rap Room. All members must attend. Seminar for all students committed to Jewish survival and interested in working for the Israel Emergency Fund. Free wine and cheese. From 7-9:30 PM in Union 236. MEETING: The Council for Exceptional Children will have a meeting open to the university community on Mon. Feb. 2, at 4:30 PM in the S.B. Library, Rm. N 4000. The movie "Splash" will be shown. Tue, Feb. 3 MEETING: Committee Against Racism to discuss fighting cutbacks and Senate Bill No. 1. All welcome. From 7:30-10:30 PM in Union 216. Compiled by RHEA ENDICK Page 4 STATESMAN/Proscenium January 28, 1976