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Two environmental action groups combine and What do students buy at odd hours of the night? UM is just now recovering from Johnson's momen­ plan to clean up UM's act Only those at XTRA know. tous decision to fiee UM in favor of Dallas. News —pages Accent —pages Sports — pages

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Volume 66, Number H38 URRICAN University of Miami ETueeday , Feb. *ft, 1989 Johnson leaves UM badly

By DANLEBATARD It all happened so suddenly. Quicker than championships. Gary Stevens can pick up the UM program, you can say "See ya, it's been fun." Quicker Perhaps, judging from everything Johnson dust it off and answer all of those lingering It was only a matter of prime time before than UM's climb to the top. Quicker than has done for the UM program, this should be a questions. No, check that. We can hope for reality reared its head and gobbled up our Dallas' slide to the bottom. Wasn't it just a few time for tribute. Johnson took a 1983 national something else. We can hope Stevens gets the football coach. days ago that Jimmy Johnson had that large championship team and kept it that way for chance to answer all of those lingering The rumors had been hovering over the "can't win the big one" label plastered on his five glorious years, a feat which is easier said questions. University of Miami campus since Jimmy forehead. than accomplished. He recruited well, coached You really can't blame Johnson. The Dallas Johnson's five-year era was still in its infancy. The feelings of shock and betrayal UM fans better and, subsequently, his teams were the opportunity was wrapped in perfection. But they were only rumors, right? We had felt when rumors became reality have worn off best. But the way the whole thing was handled heard hundreds of them. They had never been now, replaced by emptiness. But, you see, memory and memories are was beyond bad, well into the realm of awful. true- I will not miss Jimmy Johnson. Never got equally fleeting. What has Johnson done for us Johnson sneaked into Dallas on the coattails of He wouldn't leave. He couldn't leave He along with him very well. lately? Aside from leaving? And taking all his his millionaire pal Jerry Jones, lurking quietly shouldn't leave. But he was the best strategic college football coaching pals with him? Ah, but yes, Johnson in the shadows as his buddy made the big buy. He did. coach I had ever known. No doubt. And mostly left something else behind aside from the He accepted the Dallas job without telling Ouch. because of him, Miami was just six points and a football team — a huge hole bulging with his players, without telling UM Athletic LEBATARD Jimmy Johnson is gone. And just when bad game against Tennessee from four — question marks. things were getting interesting count 'em, four — consecutive national We can only hope offensive coordinator Please see page ./GOODBYE

Past Hurricane coaches Season* Record Pet. Mixed feelings greet coach's departure was too good to pass up. Jimmy Johnson 1984-88 52-9-0 .852 By JORDAN BRESSLER Reaction around campus could be de­ Slaff Writer scribed as mixed, with overall feelings "It's a tremendous upward mobility Howard Schnellenberger 1979-83 41-16-0 .719 of sadness for the University as a for Jimmy. It |his leavingl is personally Lou Saban 1977-78 9-13-0 .409 "It's over." whole, but good tidings for Johnson and very disappointing," McLamore said, These were the words of University hopes for his success in Dallas. adding Johnson's decision to go was un­ Carl Selmer 1975-76 5-16-0 .238 of Miami Athletic Director Sam Jan­ President Edward T. Foote II epito­ derstandable. Pete Elliot 1973-74 11 -11 -0 .500 kovich on Sunday morning at a press mized the typical feeling. At the press conference, Jankovich conference officially announcing the "I'm sorry to see Jimmy go. He did a said he was "saying goodbye to a good Fran Curci 1971-72 9-13-0 .409 end of an era in UM athletics, as Head fine job. He was a good man who friend, but I'm happy for Jimmy and all Walt Kichefski 1970 2-7-0 .222 Football Coach Jimmy Johnson became coached well and gave us lots of happy the coaches who go with him." "former head coach." days," Foote said. Prospective linebacker Pete Preston, Charlie Tate 1964-70 34-27-3 .555 Johnson is leaving UM to take on the James W. McLamore, chairperson of who plans to join the Hurricanes for the Andy Gustafson 1948-63 93-65-3 .587 position of head coach for the Dallas the UM Board of Trustees, said he rec­ Cowboys. ognized the opportunity for Johnson Please see page 3/COACH Hopefuls 1 Students; MSIe declare [or SG live with rats i JORDAN BRESSLER Slaff Writer RHO claims rodents are gone

lid some controversy and By ELIZABETH A. KRAMER linging, the candidates for Staff Writer Itudent Government spring 'We've had a few rats, ons were announced Thurs- Students at Mahoney and Pear­ yeah, but I wouldn't call son residential colleges claim rats f total of 42 candidates make have become a serious problem in it a problem.' hree tickets and cover all po­ the complex, but officials at the ns from president to senators University of Miami Residence Rick Yovanovich, , ecific schools. Halls Office say the problem is Mahonay Jie announcement of the three "past history." residence coordinator kets comes on the heels of re- It scrutiny and outcry involv- the ticket system, judged by Residents of the second and ne to give "inside" candidates seventh floors of Pearson and the Students disagreed. unfair advantage, seventh floor of Mahoney say they have seen rats since the be­ Jake Rose, a resident of Pear­ kpokespeople for the three son's seventh floor who put out lets running have revealed ginning of this semester. Students say the furry rodents his own rat trap, said the smell of fir platforms, which contain is- decaying rats was still a problem l as diverse as tuition reform range in size from six-and-a-half to eight-and-a-half inches long. long after the poison had been I campus security, laid out. leading the Synchronicity Dr. Robert Redick, acting di­ «et is presidential candidate rector of residence halls, said on­ Students also disagree with ad­ tin Hudert. Hudert, a sopho- ly "two or three" sightings of rats ministrators who said the rats j>re with no previous SG experi- have been reported this semester. have been eradicated. Many of |ce, said he would like to reform He said traps and poison were put the students, fearing reprisals I way SG works. down within an hour of the sight­ from RHO, requested their names "I stand for the students who ings, effectively eradicating the not be used. m't like what's going on now in pests. I Hudert said, adding he Redick denied any sightings A Mahoney resident assistant ;>uld like to "eliminate a lot of within the last week and a half. said a student complained to him |e red tape" and make SG a Said Dave Leonard, Pearson about a rat less than a week ago, are participatory body. residence coordinator: "The ro­ after RHO officials said the com­ I Hudert also said tuition is "a dent problem is solved." plex was rat-free. In addition, problem" and said he would No rats have been sighted in the some students who live on the kampion reforms to improve the past two weeks, Leonard said, second floor of Pearson and some •rrent structure. and response to the previous in­ desk assistants in the building say |Currently, Synchronicity has festation was immediate. they still hear "scrabble noises" r sin candidates — Hudert and Jo- — as if the rodents are scratching pph Zager, the vice presidential Rick Yovanovich, residence co­ — in the walls. andidate. ordinator at Mahoney, said he An incident report filed Friday heard of only two rat sightings. Mark Buenafe, a Mahoney RA, /ith Public Safety charged Hu- Said Yovanovich, "We've had a said a rat iived in his room earlier ert with setting off a false fire few rats, yeah, but I wouldn't call this year. It took five days for an llarm at the Rathskeller. it a problem." exterminator to come, he said. Hudert declined comment on Buenafe had to buy the traps, he |he incident, which will now go He said the problem was partly said, and they were not very ef­ William Sandler, acting dean MICHAEL DtBARUStatl Photographer caused by students who left food fective, he said. of students, for action. out in their rooms, he said. C. Dean Furman, current Strike one! RHO officials say the problem Buenafe said the rat was speaker pro-tempore of the SG also stems from students leaving snapped into the trap within 24 Christina Barefoot, playing for the Mahoney Mommas, swings and misses during hours. The rodent had entered Senate and presidential candidate a Sports Fest softball game. See page 8 for more on the weekend tournament. trash in the hallways and stuffing peer the Impact ticket, said he garbage behind the ceiling tiles. through a six-inch hole in the vants the University of Miami to wall, he said. ftecome a more involved and However, Matthew Mitchell, nore spirited campus. Foote: UM won't cut ties with WIOD who lives on the second floor of Residence halls officials say the "One thing we want to do is Pearson, said the only time trash delay in Buenafe's case may have fight and win the war on apathy, sume proportions that it doesn't lies in the hallway is when the which has become cliche on cam­ University of Miami President reputation of the University. disposal room is locked. Mitchell been caused by the firing of a lazy Edward T. Foote II said Wednes­ "I briefly reported on WIOD at deserve. To my knowledge, Rog­ exterminator. Redick said the ex­ pus," Furman said. the board of trustees meeting ers has committed no crimes or said students should not be terminator was fired almost two I "Many students who come here day the University's relationship blamed for the rats. j Feb. 15). But the report was only broken any Federal Communica­ months ago. don't know the history and tradi­ with radio sUtion WIOD-AM (610) will remain unchanged. informational, and reports to the tions Commission regulations. tions of UM," he added. contrary are erroneous," Foote Leonard said the type of poison I To combat this, Furman pro­ Coral Gables attorney Jack used to kill the rodents alleviated However, three suitemates Thompson had communicated to said. "The University's relation­ "People are free to speak their poses establishing an exhibit at ship with WIOD is a good and minds in the United States," much of the unpleasant odor of from Pearson's seventh floor said the Lowe Art Museum "to teach Foote and members of the board decaying rat corpses. He said the of trustees his concern that UM long-standing one. Foote said. six or more calls are often neces­ incoming freshmen the history of "Frankly, I think we shouldn't smells did not last more than 48 sary to get a response from an ex­ UM." promotional spots running on the hours. Neil Rogers show could harm the let this get out of context and as­ -MARK THIEROFF terminator. Please see page 3/SG Page 2 Tuesday, Feb. 28, 1989 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Update

NEWS ORGANIZATION OF JEWISH 8TUDENTS: A HILLEL: "Journeys through Genesis," by Rabbi Kosher cooking class will be ottered from 3:30 to 6 Louis Feldstein will be held from 4:30 to 6:30 p.m. Today p.m. at HeUel. For further information (-all Hillel at at 1100 Stanford Drive. For further information call 665-6948 Hillel at 665-6948.

BRIEFS COLOMBIAN STUDENTS ASSOCIATION: A meeting will be held at 12:15 p.m. in University WodeflSSdAV Thursday Center 226. For more information call Juan Carlos Munoz at 284-3976. 7 Income tax seminar to be held CIRCLE K: A meeting will be held at p.m in Uni­ STUDENTS FOR AMERICA: A debate will ba ECOLOGY CLUB / EARTHWATCH: A meeting versity Center 241. For m - - ing the opposite is actually true. SOOeWsOOit'. He pointed to Steven Fox, run­ • gg!*-.'"*-" ning as Impact treasurer, as a re­ cipient of these negative com­ i/,CilM-H*i *tt»*t ments. Fox said, "I was approached by four tickets to run for them, and when I chose Dean's ticket, peo­ 3. Get a nice, fat check. ple kept asking me why and tried to sway me otherwise." Election Commission Chairper­ Now through March 31 when you buy selected Macintosh*SE or Macintosh II computers, you'll get son Laura Adams quashed any speculation about the qualifica­ a rebate foru p to half the suggested retail price of the Apple* peripherals you add on - so you'll save up to $800. tions of the candidates. Ask for details today where computers are sold on campus. "If the candidates had a 2.0, were carrying 12 or more credits and were students in good stand­ ing, they were placed on the bal­ lot regardless," Adams said. *

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__-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-___• OPINION Page 4 The Miami Hurricane Tuasday, Feb. 28,1989 Don't scrap quality education for research Wanted: Pied Piper By ALAN KNITOWSKI professor's name is on both a do­ mestic and international level. Administrators must end siege by Mahoney-Pearson rodents During the past few months, Faculty evaluations do have a heated debate has repeatedlyoc- place on the tenure application, "We've had a few rats, yeah, but I feet across residents' ceilings in the middle curred regarding faculty evalua­ but are basically not considered. of the night. tions and their Various reasons supposedly pro­ wouldn't call it a problem," said Mahoney Residential College Coordinator Rick Yova­ Administrators blame students for the release to both vide justification for this over­ rate. They claim food and trash left unat­ students and sight, but this cannot be an ac­ novich. Apparently the few rodents aren't living in Yovanovich's stash of Graham tended provide rodents an easy, well-fed li­ administrators ceptable solution by Universitv festyle. at the Universi­ administrators. crackers. Or his sock drawer. Or his refrig­ Editorial erator. Often-locked trash chutes are also part of ty of Miami. Because of this system, we the problem. The chutes should not be However, the have a large number of instruc­ The rats, hairy and six-and-a-half to eight-and-a-half inches long, according to locked at night. Emptying trash after bed­ question should tors on this campus who are re­ time should not be different than during the not be one in searchers, but not teachers. surviving eyewitnesses, are currently occu­ pying sections of Mahoney and Pearson resi­ costs to live on campus, including the man­ day. which we ask While they attend their classes That a chute will accept no more garbage whether in- and "put in their time at the of­ dential colleges. (Apartment residents say datory meal plan in the residential colleges, the varmints refuse to occupy their delapi- is more than enough to ensure pest-free liv­ is hardly the fault of studenU. The engineer­ i tractor a fice," many of those falling vic­ ing of these non-effective chutes must be im­ tim to the present system are re­ dated dwellings.) The roaches roam unop­ ing quarters and eating accommodations. should be re­ posed. An initial administrative response to this mediately addressed. quired to re­ ally in a no-win situation. Many Some students have declined to voice do not wish to spend so much of That this topic must be addressed is dis­ "non-problem" was to poison the rats — at­ lease their eval­ gusting. The arrival of the raU does, howev­ tempting to trap them would be an admis­ complaints on the record due to fear of repri­ uations, but rather, what should their time on research, but if they sals from the Residence Halls Office. A situ­ want to gain tenure, they are er, provide an opportune time to address the sion they exist. The poisoned raU soon died be done with the evaluations at free roam of pests (ants, roaches, palmetto and, not surprisingly, began decomposing ation In which studenU cannot comforUbly an administrative level. forced to. voice complaints about services for which This may or may not be right, bugs, etc.) in on-campus housing. within the walls. The smell of rotting rodent We have seen that as instruc­ The Miami Hurricane believes the current was far worse than the pitter-patter of little they've paid is most abhorrent. tors approach the qualifications but why should outstanding necessary for tenure, administra­ teachers both in and out of the tors begin to evaluate the creden­ classroom be ignored for tenure, tials of those upcoming for "pro­ and lousy teachers, some who can motion." But what many students barely speak the language which do not know is the format fol­ is needed for proper communica­ lowed to yield a full professor­ tion, be recognized, simply be­ ship or tenure to an instructor. cause of their research? The present system provides for I am not one who is against re­ three primary categories to be search and I definitely under­ Uken into consideration when stand the importance of techno­ the actual evaluation Ukes place. logical development at the These three categories are clas­ university level, but when my ed­ sified as publications or publish­ ucation is being jeopardized by ing record, research dollars such a ridiculous system, how can brought to the University, and I agree with the ideology provid­ last, but surely not least, faculty ed? evaluations. Assistant professors and junior The tragic fact with the present faculty alike continually see the 1ST MB GET NMSMDJ FIRST system is faculty evaluations are importance of having an "accept­ _ being virtually ignored. Adminis­ able" publishing record and the trators are "promoting" instruc­ need to enhance the University's THIS STmotiT, WE SWE HIsHe-s'eP tors and giving tenure based on "break-even" budget. Therefore, how much money an individual they are by no means at fault for can bring to the University's FIRST WE sm ANP THEN w_ D/fess pocketbook and how noticeable a Please see page 5/KNITOWSKI HIM AWTHEH HIM A U6HT ie tiny paesoNALLy? Klansman legislator VU-snm-fs-r micH_ JTPtoTHES 7UST OftDEfe, morally disgusting HIS BOD? A PIMFte A HIS BOD e*y WHCCA HUFFMAN poWteca an

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Senior Advisor » Bruce Garrison To the Editor: away, a. when these chains pull­ purpose of an American fleet in If the managers of these com­ Financial Advisor Raymonde Bilger ed The Satanic Verses because of the Persian Gulf? panies want to be cowards, they Staff Coordinator. Pam Hernandez Waldenbooks, B. Dalton and rhetorical threats. should do it in a correct fashion- Barnes & Noble bookstores are an How can these companies be The rantings of the Iranian Neievsroom Phone by burning the American flag and Business Phone embarrassment to the United afraid of an Iranian idiot thou­ mullah has been off the wall since moving to Toronto. 284-4401 284-2016 States of America. Two-hundred sands of miles away? If we can't 1979 and can be expected. But the plus years of cultural growth and obtain a book because of com­ cowardice of our nation's major book chains concerns me greatly. James G. Vickaryous, tradition shouldn't be thrown mercial censorship, what is the junior \MI HURRICANE Letters to the editor Did GOP secretly want Duke? is little that can be done to change Former Klansman wins seat in narrow victory that. Duke is like a cancer speeding HOFFMAN/From page 4 Something smells fishy about staunch conservative. Their ef­ his disease through the veins of office, and it does not look as all these supposed attempts at do­ forts to shame and ridicule Duke our government. I hope that I'm .frican student: though he will be leaving any­ ing away with Duke. After all, were probably only a means of mistaken when I say Duke may time soon. Duke is a solid right-wing charac­ placating the public. Milakovich have actually been desired by the Big boys Ronald Reagan and ter. Just the kind of guy the boys was also quick to point out Duke Republicans despite their don't need UBS President George Bush tried to In the backroom would like to see "didn't sneak in" the backdoor. smarmy efforts at public rela­ knock Duke out of the election, in office. But he Is not the kind of I guess the good news here is tions. I don't trust most politi­ saying they did not want to have guy who looks good on an elec­ Duke's election was far from be­ cians to tell the truth about what sponsorship, help their party associated with such a tion ticket. ing a landslide victory. Duke only they are doing. hateful man. Let's not forget Duke is an out­ won by 234 votes out of nearly Duke's local opposition tried to spoken bigot. Milakovich offered 17,000 that were cast. I am hope­ To the editor: void of any substance or solidari­ get him, too, but to no avail. Duke a possible reason as to why Duke ful there are still sane people who ty. Taylor knows quite well there steamrolled all efforts and landed was allowed to stay in the race. exercise their rightt o vote. At first, my conscience dictated are African students on this cam­ his spot which he will hold for at He said the Republicans probably The bad news here is quite ob­ Rebecca Hoffman is a freshman to me not to compromise my Afri­ pus but he chosses to be oblivious least two years. secretly liked the idea of such a viously Duke is in office and there majoring in English. can heritage by responding to to them. Johnny Taylor's vituperation of It Taylor is searching for his the African Students Union In heritage, this is wwhere he The Miami Hurricane on Febru­ should begin. He should get to ary 24. But I realized I would be know the continent, its leaders, 'Publish or perish' system hurts everyone perpetuating an Injustice by al­ its people and their shortcomings lowing this distortion of the facts and triumphs. KNITOWSKI/From page 4 ue to develop its academic image habits and values like those ey and "budgetary growth" as to go unchallenged. In the future, before lashing out Ignoring their primary function in a global sense, do we really which they are being subjected the Hurricane football team is to at us Taylor should consult us and as a collegiate instructor: teach­ wish to become so research-ori­ to? lose to Notre Dame on the Lou's The stark realities are that ing students to become efficient, many blacks In this country view check the facts first. This might ented that we fail to provide an This question will continue to Turkey Day Classic next fall. help him to exercise better judge­ productive professionals. For if education comparable to the be a major issue both now and in us negatively. In fact, we are a we continually allow a system source of derision and revulsion. ment and prudence. amount of tuition we are paying the future, and no immediate so­ Having recognized this, we are As of now, he remains an enig­ such as that currently existing, each year? Or even worse, do we lutions appear to be in the works. not searching for assimilation or ma. very mixed results in the near fu­ wish to transcend teaching ethics However, one fact remains quite Alan Knitowski is a sophomore acceptance, but treatment as hu­ Amdersom Matlko, ture will be evident. lacking a formidable front to stu­ clear: UM is about as likely to majoring in industrial engineer­ man beings who want to be our­ African Student's Union While UM may begin or contin­ dents who are adopting work turn down opportunities at mon­ ing. selves. Taylor has certainly stepped beyond the realms of his authori­ ty if he wishes to impose his lead­ ership on us. Many of his ilk con­ tinue to have a condescending DAVE'S CAR CLINIC + attitude toward us. Certified Car Care If you are really searching for FOREIGN CARS AMERICAN CARS A/C REPAIRS your heritage, it behooves you to introspect yourself. Taylor, should stop hiding behind hollow # CALL statements and slogans about his continent. Studant DlMOUMt wMi VilM 1.0. 661-7711 MOO COMMERCE LN. We are more often than not TOWING AVAILABLE ONLV 1 BLOCK FROM CAMPUS en, _» ***t judged by our accent and external appearance than the contents of our character by some blacks in this country. The devlsiveness among black people Taylor suggested is epito­ mized by himself. In fact, he has delved into a subject that is be­ yond his ken — the African heri­ ttl wasn't rubbing tage. The African heritage has be­ it in-I just wanted come a catch phrase that sounds politically expedient, but is de- Eddie to know Adams has the score of done much last night's game." forUM

To the editor: This letter is in regard to a very misinformed sophomore in last Friday's letter to the editor sec­ tion. First of all, why should anyone be in an uproar over Max Adams? Has he actually done anything to harm or alter SG [Student Gov­ ernment]? If so, it would be unique to hear about it. By the way, no one is blaming SG directly for tuition increases, but representation on this prob­ lem and others should come be­ fore power struggles between each other. Furthermore, even if tuition does rise every year from now to eternity, it does not mean SG has the option to sit and watch it es­ calate. They have a responsibility to have an active voice in every­ thing from tuition to student-fac­ ulty evaluations. Go ahead and gloat. You can We are not sure why Max Ad­ ams should have to bear the brunt rub it in all the way to Chicago of an angry sophomore who is on­ with AT&T Long Distance Service. ly aggravated because she cannot explain present SG inadequacies Besides, your best friend Eddie on critical issues. was the one who said your team We do know that Adams has could never win three straight. done more as secretary than what Freddie Stebbins, Marc Oster and So give him a call. It costs a Dean Furman have done as a col­ laboration. They have served lot less than you think to let him themselves first, the students know who's headed for the Playoffs. last. Reach out and touch someone? Adams would not have to tri­ umph at the end of any movie or win any election to portray his If youd like to know more about over-shadowing ability in serving AI&T products and services, like the students as compared with the "leaders" of SG. International Calling and the AIST Card, call us at 1800 222-0300. Adams beat Stebbins, Oster and Furman at their own inside game within the SG. Finally, justice was served when Adams was re­ instated into SG. This fact should be a scary eye-opener for any supporters of this poor leadership — such as this misinformed sophomore. To follow blindly and hope the tuition or any other problem will be solved by these three in­ competent persons is a tragedy. Students should be asking what AT&T SG can do for them, and ask why Stebbins, Oster and Furman have The right choice. done nothing at all of signifi­ cance. Finally, ask them why they have done nothing. It should be interesting. Rick Rousselot, Steve Henck, Bill HaUlday, Mark Chiappone, freshmen ACCENT Page 6 The Miami Hurricane Tueeday, F«b. 28,1989

• •• sports have fun

By ROBERT S. MARSHALL noise and music coming from the intramural field. Associate News Editor UM radio station WVUM (90.5 FM), which was pro­ viding music for the day, had to turn down the "Beyond our greatest expectations," is how "noise" just a bit. Norm Parsons described the turnout for Sportsfest Director of men's intramural sports Bob Wyner '89. said most paticipants seemed to be there, "mostly Parsons, director of University of Miami Campus for fun, but it gets a little competitive toward the Sports and Recreation, said over 50 percent of the end." He added, "I need everyone to have a good students living in UM's five residential colleges par­ time, go home, take a shower and be a little sore to­ ticipated in the tournament. morrow." "I wanted to get involved for the competition. I The residential college to beat this year was wanted a T-shirt, too. I wish competition was this Hecht, and noone did. easy all the time," said sophomore crew member "We came into this with a little bit of pressure as Amy Levine, a member of Bob's Bimbos, a women's we were the only ones to ever win Sportsfest," said team from Mahoney Residential College. William Mullowney, an associate master of Hecht For the first-place women's team, the Eaton An­ and the University ombudsman. "Some very promi­ gels, victory was particularly sweet this year. Last nent alumni are banking on us." year, the Angels finished second place in spite of an Parsons added, "Everyone seems to have been extremely hard effort. They have been planning gunning for Hecht, but they seem to have risen to throughout the year for this Sportsfest. the occasion." "This is our revenge for last year!" said junior Many participants said Sportsfest helped bond­ Lisa Seed. Her teammate, junior Ginny Madigan, ing within each of the colleges. added, "Enthusiam has brought us a lot farther than 'There were a lot of good teams and a lot of sur­ our athletic ability this year. We came here to win." prises, but most of all it really brought us together Sportsfest even drew the attention of people not as a college," said junior Brant Mackey, captain of affiliated with the University. Eaton's Dead Fish, the first-place men's team. Vickie Polajye from New York was down visit­ Winners of the best team names announced by ing her boyfriend and described herself as an "inno­ WVUM included the Afterbirths and the Violent cent spectator." "I'm basically clueless as to what's Femmes. The wimpiest names were Two Be and going on, but it looks like a lot of fun," she said. Force Five, and the winners in the most sexually ex­ (From left) Nestor Lubowicz, Tony Durante and Daniel Levitt participate in In addition, residents of Coral Gables became in­ plicit were the Bearded Clams, the Footlongs and 4- the 880-yard relay during Sportsfest Sunday. volved when they called police with complaints of play. Late-night shoppers find aisles of freedom another way. By JORDAN BRESSLER Students get baskets of bargains in the wee hours "Mainly they come here to get a keg Stall Writer | of beer I,'' Carithers laughed. He said the time of night "may have something to do It's 1:42 on a Monday night, and while As I enter the store, I find myself all If you've ever been to the Rathskeller Her friend Helayne Schulman, a with it" most University of Miami students are alone in the fruit section. Obviously, on Perry Como Night, you have an idea normal, mild-mannered UM freshman by of the type and size crowd I found. fast asleep, others are quickly perusing such health foods aren't popular on the day, also likes the convenience of being a What caliber of UM student walks by the aisles of the Dadeland XTRA college shopping list. As I round the first There, by the case, journeyed names super-shopper by night. Carithers? "The worst thing that supermarket. turn, I quickly realize where UM such as Coors, Bud, Jack Daniels and "It's less crowded, there's more room happens is they'll come in with no shoes The relaxed environment at this time students hide out. Matilda Bay, from the safe haven of the to walk up and down the aisles and there and shirts on," Carithers said. "But a few of night is the main draw for students, It's the Doritos section. Among acres shelves to the virgin territory of the are no long lines," Schulman said. actually do come here to do real the motivation behind performing food of Doritos pore numerous hungry UM empty shopping cart. Looking at the items they're buying, shopping." acquisition rituals at times normally students, as if they are worker bees If the above sounds like fiction, there it's safe to say the four food groups are reserved for bedroom activities. drawing pollen tediously from a ripe is some exaggeration. Alcohol is, no longer ingrained in students' minds. In addition, Carithers and Dswani It is the late-night college shopping flower. however, a main motivation for Cashier Kamayani Dswani said students both said they cannot remember any phenomenon which has dragged this It isn't until later in my quest, journeying to XTRA at 1:42 a.m. The more often than not, "buy soda, chips, attempts by underage studenU to reporter out of Sleepland at such an however, that I find the real section of common response is predictable. doughnuts, you know, but never things purchase alcohol. ungodly hour to discover just what choice. Not far from the doughnuts, "I don't have time during normal like bananas or vegetables." It's 2:03 a.m.. and I leave XTRA happens during this nightly pilgrimage, bagels and Wonder bread, lies XTRA's time," said Rachel Backenheimer, a late Officer Eric Carithers, an off-duty enlightened about what goes on there. the search tor the staples of the college liquor section. Here's where the real night freshman shopper who came to Florida Highway Patrolman hired to I'm glad I'm usually sleeping at that time student patate. activity is. XTRA after she finished studying. guard the supermarket doors, sees it of night. Piano man draws crowd UM students sing along with Brooks Reid

By YAMA PAILLERE Reid sings and plays the elec­ "He has become like a tradition," Stall Writer tronic keyboard at Roma's. The Bugliarelli said. "He's like oxy­ sounds he generates on the key­ gen; you take it for granted and Thursday nights, leaving Uni­ board enable him to "create the don't appreciate it until you don't versity of Miami Rathskeller sounds of a band." get it." staffers to mop floors and other­ He plays a variety of songs, wise remove the last vestiges of from the Beach Boys to UB40. He "He's got 1,000 different songs the suds-filled "PeRry cOMO" does take requests and make ded­ he plays," Bugliarelli explained. night, a caravan of students ar­ ications. He especially likes songs "He keeps playing them and rives at Tony Roma's on 6601 S. in which the audience can partici­ won't take a drink." Dixie Hwy. pate, such as the Beatles' "Twist and Shout." Bugliarelli bought Reid's CD. Students are attracted to the "I concentrate on tunes that the His name is included among the bar and grill by more than the audience can sing along with," students thanked in the liner 75-cent beer. Many come to see Reid said. "I like sing-along notes. "It's a good disk," he said, — and hear — Brooks Reid, Ro­ tunes." adding it contains Reid's originals ma's one-man band. Reid has had a compact disc out and no cover versions. Reid plays from 10 p.m. to 2 for several months called Con­ a.m. on Tuesdays and Wednes­ nect the Dots, which is sold at lo­ Bugliarelli lives right down the days and 11 p.m. to 3 a.m. on cal record shops. street from Roma's. "I've been Thursdays, Fridays and Satur­ going there for years," he said. days. Reid has worked at the res­ He is in the midst of producing "It's my first instinct if I'm taurant for three years and has a video for the second tune on the bored." made fans of the UM students album, "Laura." Senior Rob Upshaw is also a who frequent the restaurant. "The song is about a guy who is regular at Roma's. "I started go­ Reid, 35, was born in Miami worried that his girl is not being ing there four and a half years Beach and has lived in Miami all true," said Reid. ago," Upshaw said. He said Reid his life. He now lives with his Reid said he is still looking for began playing shortly after­ JEFF FREEMAN/Stafl Photographer wife Brenda and their three chil­ the "right" girl to be in his video. wards. Upshaw said Reid asked Sharp shooters dren. He has been playing with "I'm real excited about it," he him to proof the list of names for bands for 20 years. said. the CD, to insure no regulars Delta Sigma Theta sorority sisters Stephanie White, Vonda Christy and Tootle "I've had a lot of experience Senior drama major Joe Bugli­ were forgotten. Jordan perform Friday at the Greek Extravaganza on the Whitten University playing with bands at different arelli is one UM student who fre­ Center Patio. Rachelle Nearn also participated in the routine. levels, which makes it a lot easier quents Roma's. "A lot of people are interested to be on stage by myself," Reid Bugliarelli said he enjoys the in his music," Upshaw said. "Ev­ said. sing-along sessions with Reid. eryone has their favorite songs." ACCENT Take note You can test your The University of Miami School of Music will soon present wheelchair skills MARKS the following events: Tomorrow — Walt Mauldin conducts a recital chorale at noon at Saint Bede Episcopal Church. For more information, By AIMEE JILL RAPAPORT a wheelchair," Mossitt said. Out of this world call 284-4162. Stall Writer Obstacles in the course include Tomorrow — William B. Russell conducts the UM Sym­ Many University of Miami stu­ curbs and ramps. Participants The University of Miami Cinematic Arts Commission presents dents have no idea the daily chal­ must also carry objects and reach phonic Band at 8 p.m. at Gusman Concert Hall on the Coral lenges faced by physically handi­ for objects on tables or overhead. Beetlejuice at 7 and 9:30 p.m. tonight and tomorrow in the Whitten Gables campus. University Center International Lounge. •** capped individuals. One objective of the wheelchair Thursday — David Gray conducts the UM Wind Ensem­ Thursday, UM students and challenge is to promote public ble at 8 p.m. at Gusman Concert Hall. faculty are invited to find out awareness of the architectural Friday — Robert D. Billing ion flautist, plays his doctoral what life in a wheelchair is like at barriers physically challenged Biking for health recital at 8 p.m. at Gusman Concert Hall. the second annual Wheelchair people face and show how great­ Saturday — UM composers recital, coordinated by John 'Challenge. They will be joined by er accessibility may be provided, The Coconut Grove Bike Trek, which benefits the American about 30 physically challenged Mossitt said. By providing the op­ l.ung Association of Dade and Monroe counties, takes place March Van der Slice, at 8 p.m. at Gusman Concert Hall. Sunday — Larry Lapin conducts the Jazz Vocal Ensem­ students from Dade County portunity for such interaction, 12. schools and UM. the general public may become The one-day event begins at City Hall in Coconut Grove and ble I in a spring benefit concert at 8 p.m. at Gusman Concert The event will take place from more understanding of the special winds through Key Biscayne, with a wind-up party at Monty Hall. General admission is $7. Students with valid identifica­ 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. on the Whitten needs and abilities of the wheel­ Trainer's Restaurant. The grand prize for the biker with the most tion will be admitted for $3.50. University Center Patio. Kim chair-bound. money in pledges is a seven day trip for two aboard the new Dol­ March 8 — Sean Swanson's jazz vocal senior recital at 8 Mossitt, a second-year graduate Community organizations that phin "Sea Breeze." For more information and registration materi­ p.m. at Gusman Concert Hall. student in physical therapy and provide services to the physically als, call 377-1771. March 9-11 — A guitar festival benefit, coordinated by co-chairperson of the event, said challenged will be identified, add­ Rene Gonzalez, will be held all three nights at 8 p.m. at Gus­ participants will attempt to com­ ed Mossitt. For the good of humanity man Concert Hall. General admission is $8. Students with valid plete a 100-yard obstacle course The University of Miami identification will be admitted for $5. in a wheelchair. School of Medicine Program in Act One Theatre Productions will present Righteous Gentiles For updated Information on musical happenings on cam­ "Participants will be confront­ Physical Therapy is sponsoring at 8 p.m. tonight in Hecht Residential College room 205, drama de­ pus, call Musikall at 284-6477. ing the day-to-day challenges of the event. Mossitt said all UM stu­ partment. those who must go through life in dents are encouraged to attend. THE MIAMI HURRICANE Tuesday, Feb. 28,1989 Page 7 OPEN MINDS on't let little things get you down

"Don't make a mountain out of a molehill." ficiently at her job or at school and she has no enthu­ that point she starts to let things run away with her. have asked herself. The anwers would have helped "Don't cry over spilled milk." siasm for anything, because she believes her situa­ Helena lets her emotions tip the scales. She calls her to focus on the real problem and to think things "Don't worry; It's not the end of the world." tion is hopeless. She has made a mountain out of a herself a failure, stupid and unworthy. She is now through with the results in mind, instead of merely Everyone has heard at least one. if not all, of molehill. torturing herself when there is no need to; she is mulling it over. these cliches, which contain more valuable advice In a highly competitive and sometimes stressful shattering her self-image. Controlling your emotions so they don't run than is apparent. environment, such as the one at the University of Because Helena has allowed herself to do this, the away with you is a helpful way to deal with a in the course of our everyday lives, negative Miami, it is not difficult to get lost in one's emotions rest of her life gets caught up in this specific prob­ stressful event. Try focusing on the crux of the events are a common experience. These events are when faced with a negative event, such as failing a lem. Her performance in her other classes and her problem and centering on the real issue. This will perceived differently by different people. Some peo­ test or breaking up with a boyfriend or girlfriend. job begins to decrease; she begins to block herself enable you to remedy the problem more easily, as ple are able to cope with negative events in positive When one lets oneself become overrun with emo­ from her friends. well as keeping it from interfering with other areas ways, while others allow the events to become veri- tions, it can be very difficult to cope effectively She failed one test. One test that will probably of your life. •able catastrophes in their minds. with the problem. This, in turn, can make the prob­ not make that much difference in her grades if she If you apply these ideas, along with some of your Take Helena, for example. She is a pre-med lem seem larger than it actually is, putting the indi­ keeps up in her other classes, let alone keep her own methods, the next time you are facing a nega­ freshman with good grades. She just failed her first vidual in a deeper state of desperation. from getting into medical school. tive event, you may not end up scaling Mount Ever­ Chemistry 112 test. Helena goes back to her room This does not mean that failing a major test or What could Helena have done to make the situa­ est in your mind when you havemerely stepped on a •oUUy frazzled. She throws her exhausted body fighting with your mate are events to be taken tion less stressful after the initial shock and disap­ bump. own on her bed. lightly. These situations must be handled with sen­ pointment wore off? She should have begun to put "How could I have failed that test?" she asks her­ sitivity and seriousness. things into perspective. She should have tried to fo­ Open Minds is an informational column appear­ self as tears start to well up in her eyes. "How can I In order to do this, one must be able to control cus on the real problem and then take steps to reme­ ing every other Tuesday, lt is written by the student tell my parents I've let them down? Maybe I'm too one's emotions, so as not to let the situation get out dy it. staff at the University of Miami Open Door in con­ stupid to be at this school! How am I supposed to get of control. One must learn to keep everything in Instead of torturing herself, she should have been junction with the psychologists at the Counseling into med school now? I'm a failure." perspective and to seek constructive solutions. trying to plan her next move. Can she drop her low­ Center. Contact Open Door at 284-2300. So Helena turns off the lights, locks the door and Look again at how Helena handled ber situation est grade? When can she meet with her teacher? For further information, call the Open Door at cites to herself all night. and then see how she could have dealt with it better. Does she understand the material or does she need a 284-2300 from 7 p.m. to midnight seven days a Helena stays in this miserable mood all week. The feelings Helena experienced are natural. She tutor? week, or call the Center at 284-5511 for an appoint­ She takes it out on her friends, she does not work ef­ feels disappointed, sad and maybe angry; but from These are only a few of the questions she could ment Monday through Friday from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. HOW to comDine a 9.50% ultural return with the Insurance ... EVERY STUDENT NEEDS A BREAK ... heritage protection youVe looking for. QUIT WASTING TIME WITH AGENCIES WHERE THE When it comes to selecting an insurance pokey, PEOPLE ARE SO OLD THEY DON'T REMEMBER WHAT youl want to get the best orboth worlds—a high return on cash values, combined with top-quality tie COLLEGE WAS LIKE! hared insurance pctection. That's where our permanent .participating policies come in. These policies: WE'LL SEND YOU ANYWHERE BY LAND, SEA OR AIR! By LAURIE L. 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Throughout the day, members of CSA will model clothes from Out of Africa, a Bay- side Marketplace shop. The clothes will also be displayed in the CSA Floaty Dhoti fashion show at 7:30 p.m. All of the fashions worn will be made of fabrics manufactured i -Caribbean materials. Setzin At around 6 p.m., Dialu Africa Dance Ensemble will perform Af­ rican tribal dances, choreo- Kaphed by Njeri Plato, on the UC tio. Setzin said the time is not efinlte because the ensemble is returning from a performance in Tallahassee. Setzin said the event is de­ signed to portray all African and 'aribbean cultures "in a positive vay." The event will not focus on me specific African or Caribbean culture, but will present them as "vibrant, progressive, dynamic ultures." he added. "We believe our heritage is an asset, not a liability," Setzin con­ cluded. Arts hit UM this weekend

The 38th Annual Beaux Arts Festival will Uke place on the- grounds of the Lowe Art Museum from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Saturday and Sunday. Two hundred seventy artists from around the country will dis­ play all kinds of artwork. Paint­ ing, watercolors, sculpture, acrylics, arts and crafU, weaving, photography, jewelry and pot­ tery will be exhibited and sold. Judges will be rating the quality of the artworks and presenting awards. The festival's sponsors are Tex­ aco, the Wave radio sUtion (95.7 KM), UM, The ContinenUl Com­ panies and Bacardi Rum. International foods and other refreshments will be sold.Chil- dren's art classes will provide an opportunity for youngsters to learn about art while their par­ ents enjoy browsing. Admission is free. The museum is located at 1301 Stanford Dr. on UM's campus. - CL. BISHOP

Studants for America and Young Democrats Debate on March 1,1969 7:00 pm Mahoney/Pearson Classroom SPORTS Page 8 University of Miami Tuesday, Feb. 28,1989 An era ends as Johnson bails By TODD WRIGHT "I never considered any other boys may be former UM defen­ the opportunity to replace Coach Staff Writer coach than Jimmy Johnson. I sive coordinator Dave Wan­ Johnson as head coach, I would know what Jimmy brings here 'It's the opportunity of a lifetime ... [Johnson's] nstedt, who recently joined the not return to the University of After days of speculation and will be worth more than five record should speak for itself.' Miami Dolphins as linebacker Miami next year," Walsh said unsuccessful secrecy, University first-round draft choices or five coach, and Dolphin offensive co­ Friday afternoon. of Miami Coach Jimmy Johnson Heisman trophy winners." Sam Jankovich, athletic director ordinator David Shula. Walsh's record has been even was hired as the new head coach Landry has been as much a part Hurricane assistant head more impressive than Johnson's. of the National Football League's of the Dallas Cowboys as the lone ricanes but has said that if the national championship twice, lost coach/offensive coordina­ He has quarterbacked the Hurri­ Dallas Cowboys by new owner star that serves as their logo and right professional offer came at at home once, finished No. 2 in tor/quarterback coach Gary Ste­ canes to a national championship Jerral W. "Jerry" Jones at a press has not even been offered a new the right time, he would take it. 1986, No. 1 in 1987, No. 2 in 1988 vens has openly expressed his in­ and a two-year record of 23-1. conference Saturday night in Dal­ position in the organization. He At a press conference held Sun­ and have amassed an astounding terest in replacing Johnson and is Dallas also has the No. 1 pick in las. said he doesn't want one, either. day at the Hecht Athletic Center, record of 44-4. the only candidate acknowledged the upcoming NFL draft and spe- Johnson becomes only the sec­ Landry has shown the same class Jankovich acknowledged that he "I am very sad to say goodbye by Jankovich. cualtion is that the Cowboys ond coach in Cowboy history and in this situation that has been his had mixed feelings on losing his to a dear friend I enjoy working "We will conduct a national could conceivably make Walsh replaces 29-year head coach Tom trademark in the past three de­ head coach and good friend but with and I don't think we could search and every consideration the first pick instead of UCLA's Landry, the third winningest cades of the NFL. that Johnson was free to move have had a better working rela­ will be given to Gary Stevens," Troy Aikman, thus reuniting coach in NFL history who led "Jimmy Johnson is a fine foot­ on. tionship," Jankovich said. "I'm Jankovich said. "It would be an Johnson, Walsh and former UM Dallas to five conference titles ball coach, but this is not Miami," "He has served the University happy for Jimmy and for all oth­ injustice to name Gary Stevens as receiver Michael Irvin, Dallas' and two Super Bowl victories. said Landry, forced into unwant­ of Miami and the community so ers who will go with him. It's an the new head coach tonight or to­ No. 1 pick a year ago. The turn of events somewhat ed retirement by Jones. "He has well and he has done everything opportunity of a lifetime and morrow without considering oth­ When asked about this possibil­ resembles a football version ot a to prove he can win here, and if we have asked him to do," Jan­ looking back at what he's done ers. This is not minimizing my ity at the Saturday press confer­ hostile takeover with new own­ he can, more power to him." kovich said. "He had an open- for the University of Miami, the confidence and trust in Gary Ste­ ence, Jones said that, despite the ers, new management and many Johnson has not commented on ended contract and when a per­ record should speak for itself." vens." change in hierarchy, Dallas people's future hinging on the ac­ his new position, or his old one son fulfills the original number of Jankovich talked to Johnson by The athletic director also said would still make Aikman their tion of the new selected few. for that matter, and has been on years we hired him for, then he is phone before the Sunday press that he hopes to name a new head choice even if Walsh decided to Jerry Jones is the Gordon Gek­ planes back and forth to Dallas allowed to move on if greener conference and said that he asked coach in about a week but that he turn pro. ko of this particular deal and was and Miami the past five days. pastures surface." him about the number of Hurri­ would take however long was a teammate and roommate of Johnson met with his players in In his five-year tenure at Mi­ cane assistant coaches that he necessary. "Anything's conceivable, but Johnson's when they were co- Miami Monday and told Miami ami, Johnson compiled a 52-9 re­ would be taking with him to Dal­ Also hinging on Jankovich's de­ there's no player Johnson thinks captains of the national champi­ Athletic Director Sam Jankovich cord. His record over the last four las. cision is the future of UM All- any more of than Troy Aikman," onship team at the University of that it would have been inappro­ years is even more impressive "As far as the exact number American quarterback Steve Jones said. Arkansas in 1964. priate for him to speak to anyone when one considers that his first and who the assistants are, he Walsh who came out of silence on It is probably safe to conceive "We've known each other 25 before speaking to his players. season ended with three losses by will take a minimum of five and a Friday and said that he would that Johnson can speak for him­ years, since we were lying A native of Port Arthur, Texas a combined total of six points and maximum of six," Jankovich pass up his final year of eligibility self on that questionable matter, around in the dorm talking about (near Dallas), Johnson recently an 8-5 mark. said. if Stevens is not promoted to head among many others at today's the future," said Jones at the signed a multi-year contract to The last four years, his Hurri­ Among the new assistant staff coach. schedueled press conference in press conference Saturday night. remain the head coach of the Hur- canes have played directly for the joining Johnson with the Cow- "If Coach Stevens doesn't get Dallas. See ya, JJ. Huge decision in GOODBYE/From page I * *f ,****%. f 4; .-jgj^J^ Department one man's hands officials. His players should have known about the deal before anyone e-___ft*"_-_el-_-__- ^l e____»^^i e_____M-_K j else. By TODD CLINE coach was at the University of Georgia this summer when Vince Johnson entered a hotel under an Don't believe what you've Dooley retired after 25 years at assumed name. He hid from the heard. The decision has been the school. In that instance Geor­ press and the public. He was not made. There is absolutely no gia put together a search commit­ quoted once during his brief doubt about tee to hire a new coach. The com­ hide-and-seek visit to Texas. _w* _ ^^B who will re­ mittee consisted of \n place Jimmy representatives of the Board of r Johnson will officially say Johnson as the Trustees as well as one member goodbye to Miami at a press tyiHff*^ ** ' 1____ir^ «______H University of of the student body. conference today. He will tell how Miami's foot­ Georgia also gave its president, much he will miss UM. And he will ball coach: Charles Knapp, the authority for sav It. trom Dallas. Something, Is He will be ... the final say in the appointment a Sam Jankov­ wtongxheie. e_P^______£_____ ' ' " Y______\__ "aU of Its new coach. Despite his local roots, Johnson is ich man. During the search committee's already hated by many fans in That's be­ interviewing process names of Dallas because of the way his cause as athlet­ the prospective coaches were arrival resulted in a legend being ic director, Jan­ leaked causing some embarrass­ tossed abruptly into a coaching r-v ^Hv W_^e_ra_wll_^*"_H__ RsB * • •*__ kovich will be ment for the school when those garbage can. Johnson's induction I • f™t-e*h Tti^ifjpP fl VH il__ofl 9__H solely responsi­ coaches declined the position. results in the ousting of Tom ble for finding someone to replace This is no doubt one of the rea­ Landry, the only coach in Dallas' 1 f_T **";____ wiHrj' 7-*_\ m "_&__m Itifm Johnson. The operative word sons that Jankovich is conducting 29-year history. Twenty-nine years here is "soley." Although his the search on his own. ^4 choice for the position will have of loyal service rewarded with _• *L_\'-- _-_-_-_____5i_-_BHf*IF *"••£• "^» Mf"-j_M wL\ERIK COCKSJStaH Photographer Another way of looking at it is unemployment. to be approved by President Ed­ that Jankovich was hired to make Former UM Coach Jimmy Johnson, pictured here at last ward T. Foote II and the Board of tough decisions. He got the job as year's spring Trustees, the entire process of in­ America's Team handled practice, spoke to his troops for the final time on Monday. UM's A.D. on the basis of making terviewing candidates and find­ the right moves in tough situa­ something in a typically American ing a successor to Johnson falls fashion. tions. Jankovich says his record squarely on the shoulders of Jan­ stands for itself in these circum­ your desk. Thanks again. kovich, and Jankovich alone. Thanks, Tom. It was a pleasure same thing. Perhaps in a more He should be better than that. stances. The last time he had to go tactful way, but nonetheless the "My goal is to hire the best through this process he chose a working with you for 29 years. You It's selfish to be angry with football coach for this football have been fabulous, a real legend. same. I just have a real problem Dan Le Batard, a junior majoring little known coach from Oklaho­ Johnson for what he did. Anyone with how sneaky the whole thing in news-editorial journalism and program," he said. ma State University named Jim­ Mahe sure to take that goofy hat of else fortunate enough to be in the There is nothing wrong with yours with you after you clean off was, how sneaky Johnson came politics, is the sports editor of The my Johnson to succeed Howard same position would have done the across. Miami Hurricane. the preceeding statement except, Schnellenberger. At that time he perhaps, that the word "my" ap­ took a lot of flack for his decision, pears in it. It's great, and basical­ but Johnson's record would even­ ly taken as an accepted fact, that tually prove that Jankovich had HRC reigns again in Sports Fest Jankovich would want the best to made a gutsy, and good, decision. coach at his university. But it also The question, however, re­ seems like a bit much to let one mains: Why have only one person By TODD WRIGHT done as Hecht Residential College Sports Fest '89, the fourth an­ entire competition sitting in the person control the destiny of the Stall Writer won its fourth title in as many particiapte in such a major deci­ nual edition, attracted 48.9 per­ No. 1 slot. They finished as wom­ Hurricane football program. sion. One that won't affect only tries with a convincing victory cent of those living in the residen­ en's champions with 1,766 points In the lobby of Eaton Residen­ That's why many programs use the football program, but since it over the other residential colleges tial colleges and brought out and won the individual events of a search committee when hunting tial College, a bulletin board had in Sports Fest '89. more women to the event than is the main money maker, the en­ the huge letters "HRC" surround­ football, soccer, bowling, rac­ for a new coach. The committee tire athletic department as well. When it comes to this particu­ walk through the doors of Cam­ quetball and received 100 points helps interview the candidates ed by a bright red circle and cut lar event, Hecht merely makes pus Sports and Recreation all Perhaps a decision that will affect through with a slash. for best banner. and also has input into who is more than one person should be the other residential colleges sim­ year. Even without the winning ban­ The board also read "This time hired. This allows for more than made by more than one person. ply that. Hecht was in first place With this year's addition of Ma­ ner, the Angels would have held one person to formulate ideas as it's personal." from the moment the competition Jankovich is adamant when he honey Residential College, Sports off a fierce charge from Bob's to who the succeeding coach says "I will not succumb to pres­ But when all was said and done, began and never looked back. Fest involved over 1,500 people, Bimbos out of Mahoney who won there was a lot more said than should be. It also lets people de­ sure" while naming a new coach. This time wasn't personal. most of those participants, and the obstacle course, Pictionary bate and discuss the pros and cons He has also said that "the media, teams also came out in record and Frisbee golf in chalking up of each candidate. Debate is the boosters and players a like will Dead Fish swim past State numbers. 1650.64 points. foundation of democracy. And not pressure me into a decision." Forty-nine men's and 25 wom­ Incidentally, if you're wonder­ though the school president or Now that we know who will en's squads battled for suprema­ ing about the team name, Campus athletic director has final say By TODD WRIGHT event began on Wednesday and not be making the coaching deci­ cy in the wide range of events in­ Sports and Recreation director of over who is hired, the committee sion, we can only hope that Jan­ Stan Writer scored over 80 points out of each cluding football, inner tube water men's intramurals Bob Wyner takes the pressure off any one event's possible 100 in 15 of kovich does as well this time as polo, Frisbee golf and volleyball. was spotted on Saturday wearing person making such an important he has in the past. Dead Fish from Eaton Residen­ Sports Fest's 21 different sports HRC finished with 11,645 a Bob's Bimbos T-Shirt that said tial College made a relentless decision. Todd Cline, a junior majoring in and finshed second with 1644.41. points to outdistance a stubborn "Official Sponsor" on the back The most recent example of a charge in the final day of compe­ Unlike Dead Fish, Miami State Pearson Residential College under his Boston Marathon Coat. broadcast journalism and poli­ tition to rally past Miami State major university having to find a tics, is a sports columnist for The did not even win one of the events which rolled up 10,761. PRC did Hmmmmm. replacement for their football and hook the men's team champi­ but finished second in racquetball have the highest participation Miami Hurricane. onship in Sports Fest '89. and volleyball, final four in inner numbers as over 61 percent of In sixth place beginning Sun­ tube water polo, the mystery those students living there com­ day's competition, Dead Fish event (which included equal parts peted in this year's Sports Fest. Men's basketball uprooted came out smoking in the first two softball, basketball and stupidity) The rookies from Mahoney hours of the final day of competi­ and table tennis and Top Eight in played cat and mouse with Pear­ ern Intercollegiate Conference would wipe out tion to move within 14 points of By TODD WRIGHT Frisbee golf, football, tennis, soc­ son for second place throughout Staff Wriler UM's post-season crop for another year. Miami State and the No. 1 posi­ cer and basketball. the competition but came up tion with eight events remaining. After the Texas loss, Miami was basically out of SCUM, which sat atop the lead­ short with an impressive first- A week ago everything seemed so rosy in Bill contention for an NCAA bid and the loss at Oral With the competition virtually er board going into Sunday's ac­ year point total of 9398.4 to finish Foster's basketball garden. Roberts was merely an afterthought with regard to even around 4 p.m., Dead Fish ac­ tion, fell victim to the consistent third. The University of Miami had won five of its past the big tourney. 6 quired twice as many points as play of Dead Fish and Miami Eaton never seriously threat­ six games and had locked up a winning record with If you happened to hear that Miami still had a Miami State in Pictionary to take State and finshed a close third ened (bulletin board not included) only five games to go. the lead for good and finish wear­ shot at an NCAA bid before the loss to Texas you with 1626.15 from Pearson Resi­ but did move out of the early cel­ Foster was taking his Hurricanes west for a visit shouldn't have believed it. That was actually fertil­ ing the championship sweatshirts dential College. lar to finish in fourth place with to Texas and Oral Roberts in hopes of increasing with 1730.39 points. izer UM was throwing around on more than just One hundred points were 8679.8 and the lowest participa­ that solid win-loss record even more. their damaged garden. The Sports Fest kings only won awarded to the team with the tion percentage of all five resi­ While UM was tip-toeing through the tulips, the a single event, inner tube water Brown and Dennis Burns continue to be the only best banner at Saturday's open­ dential colleges at 35.2. Longhorns and the Titans brought in the bulldozers consistent top scorers on the team with center Joe polo, but were consistently high ing ceremonies and SCUM's artis­ Bringing up the rear with a dis­ and broke up most of the post-season soil that was in almost every other event. Dead Wylie and guard Kevin Presto breaking into double tic and colorful entry was easily appointing last place finish was so gently cultivated since late November. figures on a less frequent basis. Fish finished second in tennis and the best and won the banner com­ Stanford Residential College Miami now has to win its final two games and football, Final Four in soccer and Brown and Burns have not had their best games petition. which managed a barrel-scraping simply hope that the National Invitation Tourna­ in the past week and they would probably be the in the Top Eight in softball, bas­ Those 100 points were the dif­ 7513.2 score leaving them a mere ment has a heart and sends UM a post-season invita­ ketball, volleyball and canoe first to admit it, but the two forwards need heln ference between third and sev­ 4,132 points behind their tower tion anyway. If Eric Brown has an extra stamp ly­ more than anything, from the backcourt. race. enth for SCUM who also did not twins from Hecht. ing around, he might want to send it the NIT just in Miami State, leading the cham­ Without this help from a cold-shooting set of win an event. Like Fish and State, In the women's division, Ea­ case. guards, Foster will watch helplessly as a freeze pion Hecht Residential College, SCUM was consistently solid in ton's Angels had a similar stran­ UM battles Savannah State College at 7:30 p.m. were in the Top Three since the blankets Miami and totally destroys his alreadv every event. glehold on first as they spent the Thursday and a loss to the visitors from the South­ damaged and slumping NIT plants.

» THE MIAMI HURRICANE TuasdayTuesday, Feb. 28,1989 Page 9 Men's tennis splits 4 matches By CHRISTOPHER J. RINGS second In the country. Garrow, on fire recently, winning nine of The team indoors are the third move up much without beating a open, the coach says. Statt Writer currently ranked fourth in the his last 10 matches, including a of four annual NCAA Grand Slam Top 10- ran ked team," said Ham­ "We have to get stronger down NCAA, disposed of Donar 6-2, brief stint in the second singles evenu, the only remaining link mill, who has led UM to eight below," said Hammill. "One of The University of Miami's 6-2. See ya. spot last weekend when Falk was being the NCAA National Cham­ tournament berths in nine years, our problems is inexperience, 19th-ranked men's tennis team Falk lost in three seU to Buff out with injuries. pionships which will Uke place "and we're not going to do It which shows in the misUkes our (7-4) won two of four matches Farrow, a finalist in last year's "DeBoer played his best match in Indian Wells, CA. in May. without solid performance all freshmen make on the courts." against Top 20 teams in the US- doubles championships 6-3, 4-6, this year against Leaycraft," said In order to return to the year- around. We can't have one or two Miami faces 17th-ranked Min­ TA/ISTA Team Indoor Champi­ 7-6. Hammill. "I think our top three of end championship tournament, guys carrying the team." nesota Friday, and on Saturday onships, held Feb. 22-26 in Louis­ Miami faced No. 4-ranked Loui­ Donar, Falk and DeBoer are as UM will have to climb back into Such was the predicament 20th-ranked Mississippi and the ville. siana SUte in the first consolation good a top three as you'll see any­ the top 16. The Hurricanes suit­ Hammill's troops fell into last unranked yet equally loathable On Wednesday, UM met No. 13 round, dropping a 5-4 decision where in the NCAA." ed the season in the No. 16 spot, season when Donar and fellow University of Florida. Trinity, winning 6-3. Eigh­ even closer than its score would UM met Texas Christian for the but fell since they, unlike the Swede Ollie Jonsson were the After this weekend's action, teenth-ranked Conny Falk (15-7) indicate. Donar failed on two second time in a week Saturday, teams that leapfrogged over team's only consistent winners. UM hits the road for California, was upset by Mikael Stodling 6-3, match points in his 6-2, 4-6, 7-6 squashing the Horned Frogs 5-1. them, have not beaten a Top 10 This year, Donar, Falk and De­ making stops at Cal State/Long 4-6,6-2 in the second singles spot. loss to third-ranked Johan Kjells•• Again, Donar struggled early, be­ team. Boer have proved themselves, but Beach, Pepperdine, UCLA and "He played well," said Coach ten, and freshman Tommy Phan­ fore putting away 16th-ranked "We're not really going to the bottom three spots remain Cal/Irvine along the way. John Hammill. "He was just very co blew an amazing eight match Clinton Banducci 6-7, 6-4, 7-6. unlucky." points in his three-set loss. Falk cruised past Luis Ruette in At first singles, two-time All- "The loss to LSU was very dis­ straights 6-2,6-3. American Johan Donar (10-8) appointing," said Hammill. "The The undefeated doubles Undem struggled early before mastering five matches we lost were all of Donar and Falk (6-0) was able Mats Malmberg 7-6, 6-3, in the three-setters One or two points to keep its record perfect, al­ first singles spot. either wav and we would have though partially by default. UM Bad luck struck Falk and the won." retired after losing all six singles mexico rest of the Hurricanes twice, as Against the Tigers, Falk upset matches vs. UCLA, avoiding dou­ they met No. 1-ranked UCLA in Roland So in straight sets 6-4, bles action. Last year, UCLA's the second round. UM was ruined 6-4. UM freshman Dan DeBoer first and second doubles teams by the Bruins 6-0. shocked sixth-ranked Don Leay­ just happened to double as the Donar faced Brian Garrow, craft 7 6 1-6,6-3 in the third sin­ NCAA doubles championships fi­ who finished last season ranked gles spot DeBoer (11-7) has been nalists. Visit us at the Student Union, Feb. 23 24,10 2 p.m

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